The Golden Hour - Ep. 111: Tiny's Tacos

Episode Date: March 5, 2021

The boys from Tiny's Tacos are in the Culture Corner to serve Fresh Tacos to Theo and Brendan. Also, the guys talk the studio's Parking Lot Nazi, COPS, Cubicles, Yacht Life, RAV4 Tacos, LA River Shrimps, Wet Wings, Falling Strippers, Nursery Home Living and much more! Get your King and the Sting merch at katsmerch.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Oh, Robin Hood over here. You're going to step in and beat up a woman? Yeah, You. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. Back off my broccolini. Get your life together. It is.

Don't touch me, bro. I'm not touching you, dude. Dude, that guy. The guy in the Tesla whose wife wanted to fuck the big black guy? No, the valet guy that keeps pooping in there in the bathroom. Oh, you're talking about my homeboy up front there? Yeah, quit feeding that guy. Who is that guy?

He's blowing the bathroom up any chance he gets. Dude, there's a million cars we'll park. He's charging nobody. That guy's in there. He's the worst of all time. I've never paid. i just roll right through i don't say anything to him he never asked me anything we get charged for you every single time really i pay for he's ceo he sees it yeah yeah he just knows he's actually more perceptive than he's slow but he sees the cars that are there really yeah he's probably just trying to he's He's got those fiber optics, dude. Heavy on the fiber, bro. Yeah, super fiber optics.

That dude, every now and then I'll go throw $10 under the bathroom stall, bro. He is literally in there every time. Quit feeding that guy. When I met that guy, he was probably 6'3". The guy's 5'1". And he's 30 pounds heavier. Since we've been here, he's gotten heavier. No, he's not, bro.

He's gotten lighter. I don't think not, bro. He's gotten lighter. I don't think so, man. That dude is purging himself in there. He blows that bathroom up. Oh, he's going to be a newborn baby. He will be a newborn baby by the time he gets done. That poor toilet, man. Oh, my God.

It's just unbelievable, man. I wish I could meet his family or something just to look at him. Like, what are you guys? Let's get him in the culture corner. Him and his family. You think? Yeah. I wouldn't mind having him in the culture corner what's his name mr ron i have no idea but you don't know his name nick's giving the guy four thousand dollars

no idea what his name is unbelievable business practices hey do they charge you for parking nick uh no we get two passes a month okay that people't get charged. What is this, the Senate, man? Just the fucking checks and balances system over here. Just a shit show. Unbelievable, dude. Just a shit show. Just giving money out to anybody in a restroom these days. We got the boys from Tiny Tacos on today. Yes, sir.

So I'm confused. Are they Tiny Tacos? Is that the thing? One of the guys' name is Tiny. Bro, quit licking your lips, dog, when you look over at me, dog. You can't be wearing that pug shirt, man. Not expect a little love. Everybody loves a pug, dog.

Yeah, I know that, dude. But then look at the shirt. Don't look at me. I can't help it, man. You look at me like I'm a menu, dog. I look at you like you're a fucking pizza roll, doggy. Yeah. Chill out, bro.

Dude, pattern. Do your lips like that, bro. Your lips are all wet, bro. I get some gloss on there. Yeah, quit looking at me, bro. Why you being crazy, man? Y'all been smoking the sconte up in here, man. No, dog. You just different now. That's how sconte up in here, man. Nah, dog.

You just different now. That's how we do it in L.A., dog. What do what? It ain't gay to look at another man like that in L.A. In Nashville, it is. Bruh, y'all changed, man. Y'all different in Nashville. You got the chains out, doggy?

I got that chain, boy. Where's the second one? From Kohl's. I took the other one off today, man. I don't want to go full 400. You don't want to go full on them? Not trying to stunt. Yeah, I feel you you take it easy sometimes you don't want to see people and make them feel bad about the change you have on you know but if they know yours is fake it probably makes them

feel this ain't fake baby three hundred dollars that thing ain't that's probably plated gold daddy oh like don't take a shower with that you know that oh yeah it'll go right down the drain yeah you know that a it's gonna fall off in the water b that gold's gonna come right off dude you could you could you could put this under a sleeping miner's nose and he wouldn't even wake up i bet nothing's not gonna sound off the metal detector i don't know man this thing might be it might have more gold inside of it. It's pretty thick. No, I don't think so, man. What? Are you crazy? Your shit looks too pricey, bro.

I'm running with that shit around your neck, bro. I know. A couple brothers will take that from you. Go to D.C. Go to Memphis with that shit on, bro. I'll go to Memphis. They ain't going to do shit. Oh, yeah. Have you seen the first 48?

Which now is basically the first 4,800. There's been like 2,000 episodes. Dude, they never solved shit in 48, ever. It's like, oh, Pookie. Yeah, Pookie. Two months later, Pookie showed up at the police department. Yeah, one they solved a year later, man. Yeah.

Skittles had no idea why he shot up the child's birthday party. Yeah. Yeah, it's always memphis it's always uh toledo miami miami every now and then miami ones are dark yeah no miami winners there's no it's like yeah they there's no reason for any of the shootings no it's just not even yeah at least memphis it's like it's at a kid's birthday party or it's at a quinceanera or something or like a black quinceanera yeah it's a friend's wife or some shit who does the murder yeah that's just stunts yeah stunts hasn't been able to be located by authorities yeah they're giving an update yeah biscuits showed up a month later with no shirt on yeah everyone gets life in

prison yeah that's how that show ends spoiler every single first 48 people get life dude and how much money are white people making off of black people shooting each other on that show go look at the executive producers of that show dude oh they're balling dude yeah think of the guys who came up with cops yeah these cops they're not doing anything different they might they might not beat as many people because on camera but they're not doing anything different that song and then the bad boys bad boys bad what you're gonna do what you're gonna do when they come for you bad boy my mom used to put on hand cream and turn that on hell yeah it was the first show we were allowed to watch as a family oh it's a big deal what you gonna do yeah i'm back to them and all again that it down. And then the dog would get the guy into the boat.

Oh, I love it. Yeah. They got rid of cops. Thanks, far left. Shot down a cop. But they leave first 48. Yeah, man. It'll come back, man.

You think? There's 435 episodes of the first 48. And I've seen about 434 of them. Oh, yeah. Tiny Tacos is here, huh? Yeah. You want to bring them in yeah let's get them in man let's go guys and these guys are adults huh yeah yeah man you

could be having kids fucking cooking tacos what do you mean bro you mean are they adults dude hit your lips with some paper what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up man dang bro up? What's up? What's up, man? Dang, bro. Good to see you guys, man. I saw you fellas doing some work in the van over there. Popping over in the trunk.

Doing some finishing touches. Oh, y'all out there doing trunk work, huh? Yes, what's up? So now sitting sideways with tacos. In the minivan, you know? Are you guys, how'd y'all get into the taco business man you pull that closer to your brother oh for sure yeah and you can move these or whatever i like to eat dog yes you do so you know which one is tiny this was hell yeah damn and why what happened to you

uh i actually used to work in the kitchen and that's where i got my name uh usually get your nicknames in the kitchen you do something stupid or something sticks you know yeah and uh i thought it was gonna be cooler but turns out when i started i was a busser you know starting the front of the house wanted to make my way to the back of the house and you know there was this lady that fits you your clothes and stuff you know where at where at uh terrania i don't know if you at a restaurant yeah at a restaurant in a resort in pv oh damn uh so they got this fitting lady you know some mexican lady just fitting you up, touching you, you know what I'm saying? And she looks at me and she goes, she already assumes my size.

And that's like the biggest mistake for me. Yeah. Because, you know. Because a lot of Mexicans are big on the inside. Yeah, you know, my hands are small, my legs are small, but it's all in the belly, you know? Yeah. So she's like, try this shirt on. And it didn't fit.

The buttons were about to pop out. And the homie was like, oh, that shirt's tiny on you. You're tiny. So I didn't do nothing cool or nothing. It was just my shirt didn't fit. It's a dope nickname, though. Yeah, cool story, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, Tiny is a good nickname, I think. I'm trying to think of another good nickname. Raphael. That's my first name. Yeah, we get to know you more than we give you a nickname. But Tiny kind of works. Yeah, you know. He's your a nickname But Tiny kind of works Yeah He's your big dude

Tiny Yeah Tiny Oh it's like a Reverse psychology Counterproductive Yeah And then you guys do the work Out of that van

Why not get a fucking food truck No Yeah that wasn't the initial plan We actually wanted to Make taco videos Okay So when I approached him With the plan

We were like hey man You're making these dope videos At your house I was on maternity leave. You know how to cook. You were on maternity leave? Really? Yeah, yeah.

Because you got a baby? Yeah, I got a baby. Congrats, man. Boy or girl? He's three. He's a boy. Oh, damn. Congrats on your baby boy.

Thanks, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's three years old, huh? Yes, sir. And is he, are you guys full-blooded Mexican? Yes. Yeah. I'm from Mexico, actually.

You are? Yeah. He actually came from Mexico, yeah. What part? De Efe. So Chilango. Oh, right. We almost bought that zoo. We almost invested. Yeah, yeah, yeah. S You are? Yeah. What part? Defe. So Chilango. All right, dog. We almost bought that zoo.

We almost invested. Sinaloa? Yep. Then we had to do some dark shit, so we got out of it. Zoo's up, hoes down. Well, they had a shooting. Not a shooting. Yeah.

It was like a bow and arrow. They murdered some zebras, yeah. And then, yeah, the thing burned down. Yeah, and zebras died. You know the cause of the fire? I don't know. There's not a lot of solid police. Yeah, there was a lot of that.

We didn't get the best reporting back. They just asked for cash. You know, a friend of mine just got married, my friend Kevin. Oh, congrats, Kevin. Well, he got engaged. He had to do it. And where did he use Ring from? I paid way too much.

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Like, I feel like there should be a day where everybody goes outside and just applauds Mexican-Americans. Cinco de Mayo. Yeah, but I don't think that's it really, bro. It's not even the real Independence Day. You guys don't have a month. No. I mean, just when Can I mean, y'all deserve a month.

Just when Canelo fights, that's pretty much it. And he fights this weekend. Oh, he does. Oh, hell yeah. Is he Mexican? Oh, yeah. That's where my mom's from. That's where my girl's from. Yeah, yeah. I heard that your girl's from Guadalajara.

Flamin' Hot Cheeto Capital, man. is it really yes they love them damn I heard they snort them up there yeah you guys need to make a Guadalajara flaming hot cheeto taco son when you said sconte you know you know the the Skante Warriors, we should do a sock check, fool. Oh, a sock check? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys got some black socks on?

Yeah, do you guys have long socks? Wait, you guys just have black socks on, though? Yeah, dude. Rick Flares, dude. Oh, hell yeah. That's what's up. I got to pull them up. You're right. Are those Rick Flares?

Why don't they make a sleeping bag for Mexican kids like it's just a big sock? One big sock. Yeah. You fit two. I think everyone has decent socks on. But you know they're going to share it, right? Yours are just socks. They're going to try to fit two kids in there. I had to match the outfit. You fit two. I think everyone has decent socks on. But you know they're going to share, right? Yours are just black. They're going to try to fit two kids in there.

I had to match the outfit. You know, I was all black. I can do a sock call and have a business sock call. Who? It's business black. That's fair. It's business black. But yeah, I feel like they should have a Mexican appreciation month or something.

Don't you guys feel like that? Or you guys don't even care? I don't know, dude. To be honest, I don't really care. You guys or you guys don't even care i don't know dude to be honest i don't really you guys like flying under the radar yeah yeah i just behind the scenes people you know what i mean we don't really want the i feel you want it you know what they don't they also back off my bad i just sometimes like a while other while everybody else is fighting and arguing about stuff and different races are already just working just getting the fucking job done it's like yeah it's like just show up do work keep going you know you guys have a brick

and mortar store how you know man the the original plan was to make these tacos right so it's one taco a week we film something you know presented or whatever and at the end of the month the people get a vote which taco they want to try so at the end of the month we do a pop-up shop somewhere we set up somewhere and whichever taco is the most you know popular that's what you're that's what we're serving that's just one taco just one taco one taco only okay and just set up and once we sell out we sell out okay for the next month we just keep turning over tacos pretty much yeah and it's a specialty taco yeah so sometimes we'll have a guest, and then, like you guys, we made you guys specific tacos with your background and whatever.

We have them right here. I don't know if you guys are ready to munch on those. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I would probably. This boy, ever since I've walked in here, this dude been asking me about tacos, man, and keeps wetting his lips with his tongue, bro. Quit doing that, bro.

Sorry, bro. That's how my lips got chapped. Really? I just keep thinking about food. You know, just like, hmm. So did you guys think of ever doing a food truck? Yeah, it's in the plans for sure, 100%. It would be a lot easier.

It would be easier? Yeah, it would be a lot easier. What's the tough parts about getting to that food truck level? Is it worth it to go from what you're doing now to a food truck? Is there more possibility to make money? Is it more of a burden? What would be...

Yeah, well, there's definitely a large market for it. And I think the hardest obstacle for us is we have full-time jobs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're not full-time taco makers? No, this is our side hustle. We're getting there. What's the regular gigs

so I am a yacht manager and I work for post office yeah you do though I fucking love the post office dude yeah I wanted to I see you guys

the battle between all the postals and the FedEx I was like they don't want to play you know what I'm saying USPS USPS

you don't play with us you know what I'm saying damn bro who's most likely you think to carry a pistola you think out of the different people UPS DHL probably

yeah you know some shit he's going down DHL they just wear spies bro are they spies they already got that

gangster acronym they just got white bands they don't even got logos or nothing I don't even know where they get these people dude the one guy showed me

he didn't even have any logo he had a tattoo on his arm yeah he was like DHL DHL ratchet man Yeah dude And the guy Yeah had the fucking

Package taped Around his waist I'm like Yeah Just go up Into the apartment Building so you Can make it easier

For him And you're a yacht Manager you said Yeah yeah I work for a company That manages yachts So basically Yeah no no

Not really So what Dude how crazy Is people on yachts people that have yachts it's crazy oh yeah they're balling but you never see them no that's just like a status for them you know right yeah they hardly are supposed to be one of the worst investments you can make is a boat i'm sure but for the staffs a lot of time the staff are just sitting there on the boat every day they just clean it and tighten it up and then it's just kind of chill like um i just got to go on somebody's yacht long ago, and it just blew my mind.

It was like the yacht's just kind of sailing around the world or whatever, the countries. And then sometimes the owner will come and hang out on it. Yeah. But no one's on that bitch for, like, a while. No. The staff's just on there, right? Yeah, and saltwater's basically just acid. So it just corrodes everything on the boat.

So it needs constant maintenance, and you need a crew to manage a yacht, really. You need that freshwater yacht. Yeah. A little lake yacht. Yeah, a lake yacht. I heard this story one time that Albert Hainsworth bought a big yacht and put it in a lake, and then it— It didn't work out? Yeah, it lost a lot of money on it.

But that could also be just something that somebody said so but is the goal to retire from the regular nine to five gigs and just slaying tacos all day 100 don't you think you could get that with a food truck yeah you pull up to hollywood you pull up to you know venice abbott kenny food truck days right right you guys would crush it man i've had some shit food trucks yeah well i i think i i kind of see it now it's almost like uh easy money tacos or easy money maybe maybe easy money food something quick and you know it's just you're talking about the trucks that are out there some food trucks that are out there right now yeah it's like it's like quick it's just like um but you but you guys could you

at that this level the level of your tacos can you knock out a bunch of those all at once? 100%. It's all about the prep. Fuck yeah. Yeah, it's all about the prep. This guy's... Now, are you ready to see, because you seem like you're ready to freaking mail in the other job and go and taco up, bro. This guy wants to manage.

And go next level. And you seem like you might be on the... You seem like you're stuck on the... Yeah, he seems like he's kind of fucking on the tour top. Yeah, you're in the middle. Nah, nah, nah. You said a nine to five, more like an eight to eight kind of thing. Oh, yeah? Yeah, it's gnarly. Tacos is? No, though. USPS. Oh, yeah, yeah. You said a 9-5, more like an 8-8 kind of thing. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, it's gnarly. Tacos is? No. USPS. Oh, yeah, yeah. They don't play. Tacos 24-7. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's you. Well. Nobody else is looking at Googling tacos. He is. They ain't got a show about it, man. If his name's Tiny, for God's sake. It's a way of life. Yeah, I'm just wondering, how much does it cost to get a truckie thing?

Like, how much is that whole thing? Have y'all looked into that? They say it's up to you if you want to be business partners. The base is like $30, I think, for like something basic, you know, just like a basic truck. But, I mean, we got ideas for it to customize it just to make it popular a little more. Guys, think about this. Your tacos are marketing. Say less. Say less. Dude, I'm down. Say less. Say less. customize it just to make it pop a little more about this your tacos are marketing say less say

less dude i'm down say less say more actually let's look at one right here see what we got here you see something good here nick this one like we don't even want one that drives you just want to take it with us oh you want to really want to you're talking about that trailer now it don't that whole part yeah that that will be the ones where you have a truck though huh is there you have a truck uh i got a raford i just need to install no we can't set up a raford don't you know the song man song yeah man I tried to look at the forerunner

I was like uh uh that ain't in there I would buy a taco out of a rap for I ain't a rap for tacos son especially at like

a widespread panic concert dude I'll eat a grilled cheese out of some man laying in a van with a wolf dude

I would easily at a widespread panic concert, somebody would easily. I have a full rack of ribs out that RAV4. But you guys can't get a trail and hook you to RAV4. So we're going to need an actual operating food truck. No, absolutely. That'd be way easier. 100%.

Theo, we just post up tonight, nine, Tiny's Tacos. Here's Taco of the Day. You got Theo, Shirt Off, Thong, Cheetah. Hell yeah. Tacos resting on just that beasting backside. Just fucking. I don't want that. Fuck yeah.

Hey, dude. You want to sell tacos or not, bro? I don't know if I want to. All right. I want to help you guys. We're just spitballing ideas here. Let's get up. Yeah.

We're ping-ponging. Yeah. Ping-ponging ideas back and forth. Right. You're not into it. Have y'all ever done a dessert taco? That's for us. I mean.

Man, these real taco guys here, man. Yeah, my bad, man. The gimmicks, you know? Yeah. I try to steer away from the gimmick stuff. Really? Because you're a real one. I try.

It kind of, it doesn't get me angry. It's just like, oh. We kind of got Like the Kobe Bryant People tried a Kobe Bryant taco After he died You know It was like a dark meat

I'm going to stay away from this Are you? Yeah I'm going to stay away from this But no I see all kind of stuff like that They had all kind of like gimmicky things You know The churro taco

Yeah Get the fuck out of here bro Well anything You throw hot cheetos on anything Or like corn Or just like But here's my With the hot cheetos The Guadalajara taco We crunch the throw hot cheetos on anything or like corn or just like here's my with the hot cheetos of the Guadalajara

Taco we crunch the flame hot cheetos on top Yeah, you get that soft and that crunch Yeah, and then we send one of those talk is that you've ever seen that big fat Mexican girl who does everything was Flaming Hot Cheetos Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she eats. Yeah, she's all mail it to someone. Yeah, and she's just there can eat that taco She's like tonight Venice 9pm my lips are getting chapper yeah we gotta try some of these tacos what do we got in here today

I bought tacos for everybody and go bring your business partner I don't want to neglect him that sleep dog he's our photographer. We'll give him some food. Yeah.

Yeah, who's Sleep Dog, man? I get it. And can one of you serve it and the other one explain what is being served? Is that possible? Yeah, absolutely. I'll serve it. You explain because you got that photographic memory, dude. Cool, cool.

That's for sure. We'll start off with that rat-tat-tat. Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat- tat-tat-tat- tat-tat-tat-tat- tat- tat-tat- tat- tat- tat- tat- tat- tat We'll start off with that ratatat Ratatat Ratatat Ratatat Ratatat Would you boys come in from? San Pedro Texas Oh yeah I've been out of there before 110 till the end

That's Rashab's taco right there Yeah that's Rashab's taco That's too heavy for you daddy Yeah that's Rat Shops Taco. That's that big boy. That's too heavy for you, Daddy. That's Scott Coleslaw. Yeah, that's Ratatat right there. That's that crawfish boiled one. What's this, the salsa? That's for your

Birria Taco, but this one's just for Damn, those are nice. This is my style. Yeah. No, that's not it. No, that's Chin's. Yeah, that's something else. Chin's not here, right? We'll just start with his taco. Okay. We'll move on.

So this is the, which one is this called? The rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat. Now, fellas, no disrespect, and I'm in for the food truck business. I can only take one bite. I can't finish it. No, go ahead. No, dude. You're going to die.

Your boy's down 10. I know. I didn't want to ruin it. You know, you ruined your- Yeah, I appreciate it. You've been working real hard on it. I didn't even cheat on my son's B-Day, man. I know. I heard. I heard. So I couldn't want to ruin it You know You ruined your I appreciate it You've been working real hard on it I didn't cheat on my son's B-Day man I know

I heard I heard So I couldn't find any crawfish It's really hard to get over here Oh yeah it's hard to get man So I looked online for some crawfish

And they were like Oh shit There's three pounds Three bucks a pound you know I get to the To the ending And Turns out it's like 80 bucks

It's all shipping Yeah So they shipped that live shrimp, so I got that Crenshaw shrimp right there. LA River. Oh, that's that Crenshaw shrimp? That's that Crenshaw shrimp. That gunshot shrimp.

And then that comeback sauce. Came with a gold chain? Yeah, yeah. So that has shrimp, onion, potato, corn. Has a nice Louisiana seasoning on there. And then coleslaw with the comeback sauce on there. And yeah, it's going to be a little spicy, nice and salty, you know. Yeah.

Yeah? You fuck with it? Yeah, I fuck with it. Tortillas don't have a shelf life. I think we got a business here, boys. Oh, he's got to tell me, because I've never been to Louisiana, so I never really had a— The potato is good, man. I think—let me get one more little bite out of it.

Yeah, you tell me. You don't want no salsa on that, bitch? Why you eating it like a hoe? You eating it like a white girl, man. What are you talking about? You're a white guy, dog. You're fucking white, dude. You're like, ooh, this is spicy.

Your wife's not kidding. She's always mad at you. What the fuck are you even talking about? Yeah, you're right. And they stay mad. Yeah, they stay mad, man. They're spicy, aren't they? They're spicy.

You can tell she's feeling about how spicy she makes that salsa that day. Oh, really're right. And they stay mad. Yeah, they stay mad, man. They're spicy. They're spicy. You can tell she's feeling about how spicy she makes that salsa that day. Oh, really? Yeah. That's how you set the mood. She's angry. She made it spicy. She can't faze me. This is good, man.

I think it could use. This is fantastic. What's that? I think it needs a little bit more of a kick to it, kind of. Okay. But it's a safe. It's a salsa, dog. This is definitely a safe, like, a real good safe starter for a,

it's got enough kick for that start, you know? Take me home, Theo. I want to see it. I mean, I think it could go. Take me with you. Honestly, bro. Yo, give me a tour. It could go with some porries, bro.

I never been there, so it's kind of hard to base a Louisiana taco when you've never been there, you know? No, it's a good effort, though. Yeah. It could go for some broken windows or something. I use that Cristal, that Cristal hot sauce. You did? You know what I mean?

Yeah. It's good, even has a little bit of that Vietnamese style, too, which... That tortilla is fucking great, too, man. Yeah, we make them. Thank you. I made tortillas. You can't bullshit the tortillas, man. There's a lot of Vietnam-ish.

There's a lot of Vietnam-ish in Louisiana. Okay, for sure. A lot of people do. Are you guys big fans of the double tortilla? I don't know about that.

The double taco? No, like when they put two tortillas in a taco. No, too much. That's what we're saying, dog. We gotta get rid of

that double tortilla shit. They're trying to fill you up. And then skimp on the meat. Yeah, that's what they're doing. So what is y'all's home life like? Do y. We got to get rid of that double tortilla shit. Yeah. They're trying to fill you up. Yeah. And skimp on the meat. Yeah, that's what they're doing. So what is y'all's home life like? Do y'all got families or what is it? Yeah.

Oh. Oh, there we go. That's what's up. TJ Miller's hot sauce. TJ Miller's hot sauce? Yeah. TJ Miller has a hot sauce, bro. Everyone's making hot sauces.

I'll put that shit on mine. Why don't you have a hot sauce? My next one on the hot sauce. Will you? Yeah, for sure. I like spicy shit, bro. Yeah, I'm ready to try the next one, bro. That shit was fantastic.

Yeah, definitely with that shrimp man at the end. It has that real Louisiana vibe. I like that sausage too. I think that's the OnlyFans, OnlyCat, OnlyTacos. Oh, OnlyFans. Only for OnlyFan cats and OnlyTacos. So, yeah, yeah, yeah. And what's in this bad boy?

That one's going to uh lemongrass beef as the base and uh gonna also have a nook chom i said it wrong give me that hot sauce daddy that nook chom yeah that's uh it's like a that's a dressing that they use in vietnam oh it's like fish uh lime and fish sauce base wow Wow. And then you're going to have pickled carrot, onion, and cucumber on there with some Thai basil. Them Viet's about that life, dog. They'll drown, bro. They don't give a fuck. And it's a little lighter compared to the Chin's taco.

Lighter in flavor. See, I don't like carrots in my shit. I don't know why Mexicans want to put carrots in everything. Pickled carrots, though. My girl does all the time. I'm like, how the fuck you doing? This is a great dish. It's so good. They fucking toss carrots in my shit. I don't know why Mexicans want to put carrots in everything. Pickled carrots, though. My girl does all the time. How the fuck you doing? This is a great dish. It's so good. They fucking toss carrots in there. It's usually on the side when I get it.

It's for the texture, I think. Usually when you get a really fatty meat, you get a fatty meat and then you crunch on that. Yeah. And Mexicans are more stabbing and not guns, right? Guns is more black. They want more guns now. I feel like now there's a lot more.

That's interesting. I forgot to bring mine right now. What's the best chain taco? Chain? Yeah, like a Del Taco, Taco Bell, Chipotle. No, they're not tacos. They're trash. Let's see.

If I had to pick one? If I had to pick? Man, that's a hard question. That's hard because they suck. If you like a little spice, put that on there. I don't want that. I always go Taco Bell when I'm feeling good about myself. Del Taco, I don't know.

Del Taco, I can't. i just can't do our valet driver eats uh taco and just takes dumps in here man it just walks away and just leaves it stanking or what no he he assaults that bathroom on it but he literally he goes to the bathroom probably i would not joke seven times a day he's i was gonna say he's on the hour dog at least he shows up to his shit he needs his colon check um this is good this is a little bit more it's it has a different type of spice kind of but it's more like a springtime taco yeah that that that's what i noticed when i was doing a lot of research for the uh the via taco and the uh korean taco it seems like a lot of the korean stuff is more for like trunk food, you know?

It's like a heavier. Those vietza love that shit. And they love like light, you know, like summer flavors. I feel like it's really hot over there. Thank you. Two for two, boys. Let's go.

Damn, bro. All right. Oh, man, you know, a lot of things you don't know how they got started. I have no clue. Like think about NASCAR. Do you know of things you don't know how they got started. I have no clue. Like think about NASCAR. Do you know how? Sure don't.

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So how do people get your tacos, though? Oh, pop-ups. Yeah, so we're doing our first. This is your taco. This is the Bren Shop hitter? Damn. We're dropping the. This is the Brenshaw hitter? Damn. We're dropping the. This shit better be the best.

Dropping the first episode actually on the second. The second of. Of March. Oh, okay. So from there, there's going to be one taco a week. And then at the end of March, we should do a pop up. Dang, bro. Damn.

Hey, that's. See how thick that taco is daddy that's actually goat that's goat so birria it's goat traditionally it's goat it's african bro

if you go to africa they have a lot of that meat in south africa walahara actually their soccer team is a goat really how do they even play it the goats In South Africa Walahara actually Their soccer team is a goat Really? Yeah Oh damn And how do they even play it? They teach them how to play it? The goats?

I think they're the starting The starting 11 The baby goats They start from baby goats Damn bro I got shitty TV channels then I have like HBO Max dude I'm not getting that right now

So that's mulita style That's got cheese Layered on it Wow So I know we're talking shit About two tortillas, but this one's got cheese in between. Yeah. And this is Oaxaca cheese. So that's 100% goat, huh?

That meat, yeah. 100%. And it's braised over for like, I braised it for about overnight pretty much. God, that was nice. Oh, this tastes like it's been heavy petted, bro. Yeah. I took care of that. That was a happy goat, man.

Yeah, I braided myself. That was a happy goat before you slit his his throat i whispered in his ear fire boys thank you thanks man i appreciate it yeah dude and la don't have nothing like this wow and the taco trucks kill it man yeah it's around here they kill it you're talking guy who has a fucking show based on food truck that's true yeah yeah i'm gonna get you a taco truck, man. Yeah, man. Yeah, let's do it. But if y'all had a truck.

That's light work, son. It is. The hardest part is the good food. The truck we can find. We can't just put any taco in there. The hardest part is finding someone who makes good food. Well, that's the crazy part is that so anybody can get a recipe anywhere, anytime. Tell them.

Oh, yeah. tell them, bro. Tell them where, anytime, dude. I'm hot-telling Michael Chandler. Tell them, Tommy. Anybody can cook at any time. So, Ludo, you want this fucking shit? You want this beer, papa? Bah.

Yeah. Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah. Wow. Yeah, dig in. Yeah, hardest part is finding someone who can make a good taco. Yeah. Yeah. Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah. Wow. Yeah, dig in. Yeah, hardest part is finding someone who can make a good taco. Yeah. Like an authentic, real taco. That fresh cocoa. It's weird that anybody can cook and you copy a recipe, copy paste or whatever, but the

outcome never comes out the same. Now, could you handle the pressure of being in that kitchen and, you know? Look at Ty. He's the worst. We've been had to lean the pressure pop-ups are not easy they're mexican daddy there's prep agile oh i know y'all are capable though you got the agile you got the vans on oh yeah you got the athletic vans and you got the original bruce lee van oh geez oh geez high kicks with these bad boys damn dude yeah we gotta find our way to get

him into a taco truck if they wanna do it 100% yeah we don't wanna pressure you guys but also I'm pressuring you we'll have a discussion about it

and then we'll get back to you guys yeah I'm in I'm in man we'll definitely help like advertise and do what we can

and then yeah man maybe we can have a different conversation about it you know I'd love to commit to buying you a taco truck right now but I don't know if I can do that and I know you're not asking for that but i'm just thinking in my

head sometimes i get out of my out of my ways and like yeah we're gonna get you a house taco building would be insane each floor is A skyscraper just like with different regions. Taco strip club. That's the top floor. That's for sure the top floor. And there's a car wash outside. Hell yeah. Have you guys been around?

Is there any tacos at strip clubs? Just the, have you ever had a good taco at a strip club? No, I've had good chicken wings. I've had a nice prime rib one time. We saw that lady that fell off that pole. You want to pull that up, Nick? This lady will definitely.

Are you talking from a few episodes ago? No, this is a different person. This is somebody who had a real. We had that little thick mamacita play the thick boy song. Oh, yeah. What was that lady's name? Now, here's a lady right here dancing high in the pole. Now, this lady broke her hip.

It's all fun and games. No, she didn't. Yes, she did. She broke her hip and sued the company. She's like lady broke her hip. It's all fun and games. No, she didn't. Yeah, she did. She broke her hip. Sued the company. She's like 25 feet up there. She sued the company? Oh.

No, see, that one you're like, oh, that's fun. And then, look, this lady's like, oh, we're all fun and games. Check out my asshole. And then, boom, bitch. Broken hip. Still twerking. Damn. That's commitment.

Still doing it. That's commitment. Crying. just fucking. She's scooting her way back to the back of the stage. She's like twerking her way to the back. No, she popped up like it never happened. Oh, God. She's trying to do head spins.

Everybody saw it. She's all embarrassed. And the other one's acting like she's hurt. Yeah. That's the crazy part. That's insane. This is sick. Man.

Yeah, so maybe the stripping is out of it maybe depends if you want to get messy you know how uh lemon pepper dry rub got started right rick ross he was in the club with his homies really and he was like man we need good wings here he's like but wings are so messy and he's like we need a dry rub and they came up with lemon pepper dry rub for strip clubs i love lemon pepper that's a great story tell it to your son at night before he goes to bed i only like wet wings man i like it wet daddy yeah quit looking at me dog i told you before they came in you decided to wear the pug dog shirt you wear that i'm looking i'm liking yeah but you keep then he put the do-rag on. You keep looking at me, dog, with your eyes, bro.

The only thing is a napkin. Yeah. Looks like you're doing fucking mechanic work. You're right, dude. Yeah, but look how we're doing mechanic work on a fucking lunch. How's the oil on that taco, bro? Oh, I'll have your Al Morzano in just a minute. There you go.

Let me get one of those still. Yeah, you bet. Well, look, guys. I appreciate y'all bringing this in, man. We got to have you guys come back in at some point when we got the whole crew here, when everybody could test out the talks. Yeah. Should we have them joining in on some topics? Yeah, jump on this topic with us, man.

And let's see what we got here. Yeah, let's talk after this about the future of Tiny Tacos and King of the Sting. Yeah, yeah. Yo, what's up, fellas? Got the bike in the back for the Thick Boys Club, but quick King of the Sting it for you. Being 28 years old and moving into a nursing home, got some money saved up.

My grandmother lives in a nursing home the amenities are really nice uh so i'm thinking about uh taking the plunge uh let me know what you guys think living in a nursing home as someone in his 20s gang gang orangutan well here's the thing about when all your fucking roommates are 99 listen you can get real close with Sally she passes away yeah think about that so you're constantly dealing with death all the time think I hear the same stories all the time you know I'm saying feel a nice bedtime story is fun every night though every night you'd for a man Becky every night bro I, first of all, you would have no FOMO anymore. Because everybody's, if you stay up to 715, you're the freaking pit bull of this whole entire environment, dude.

You're the last. You're the Rick James. If you stay up to 730, you're Rick James' place. Yes, bro. You're an agent. People are like, what happened last night? You know? All right.

So if you want to be the coolest guy at the old folks' home, do that, Bubba. But also, think about this. Think about low key, the life insurance policies you're going to get in on. Okay. You show up to court, dude. And the kids are like,

who in the fuck is that? And you're like, I'm your grandfather's bridge partner. I'm your grandfather's best friend. Motherfucker. I've known him for two weeks and he left everything to me. That's who I am. Hands down,

bro. Sometimes showing up at the finish line is where you've got to show up. And then also, dude, you're going to get – there's a lot of SCX that goes on at these places. There is some wrinkly sex. And so you're going to get opportunities, and you're going to get – is there sex in nursing homes? What does it say, Nick? 40%. It happens a lot, About 40% of people

between that age. But yeah, I've seen this. I'm looking for the studies that show it's rampant. Yeah, if you're in a... Nick dated an old Uber driver. Yeah, that's fair. I was an Uber driver. She was old. Oh, sorry. Either way, Nick molested a senior passenger.

I mean, again, if you want to be the fucking, you know, the baller of the old folks home and fuck the old ladies, fire away, my man. I don't think there's a lot of competition. I'm not talking about taking advantage of them, Brennan. I'm talking about enjoying somebody's company and giving somebody a little bit of love in their life before they go to heaven, dude. And also, you get to do all the games, dude, board games, arts and crafts. Bingo.

Stuff I love. Jell-O. Have you, arts and crafts. Bingo. Stuff I love. Jell-O. Have you had Jell-O recently? Yeah, I have. Sugar-free Jell-O. Dude, about two months ago, I ordered so much Jell-O to my house, dude. And I've been loving it. It's great.

I'll give that. So great. And you have unlimited. The other thing you're forgetting about. Now I'm kind of sold on it. Unlimited graham crackers. What? Vanilla wafers.

Dude, imagine just showing up up you roll out of bed at 4 45 a.m okay that's the tough part you got to get up early yeah get up early but there's no sleep yeah you roll out of bed there's a hearing downstairs because your buddy uh gertrude died right so you go down there his kids show. You roll off 20% richer after an inheritance. That's a fair point. Into a lunch that has ice cream. Yes. Checkers all afternoon.

If you want to wipe your ass. Easy games. Whatever you want, daddy. Those rails while you shit. Or while you're taking a bath, they just wipe you off. You're kind of living like a king. Unlimited rails, bro. Yeah.

Even if you're just reading you have a rail now you can't bring any hoes back to the old folks home so you gotta you're gonna have to pay your dues you don't think you can no you can have visitors no you can't bring some young thought up in that bitch maybe not during covid times but you definitely can man common assisted living amenities linen service sign me up. Unlimited linen. You know how expensive that is? Medication management. Give me all the pills I want. In the Latino community, do a lot of grandparents go into senior care or no? No.

I've never heard of it. No. Family is just. They stay home. To the end. They stay there. Yeah. They stay there to the end.

Wow. But it's kind of nice though, right? Yeah. It's pretty nice. Yeah. You get to spend their last moments with them. It's a beautiful thing. That's the problem with American culture is we just ship off our seniors.

They ship them off into like a just a – Well, because white people, our parents get on our nerves. So you kick them out. As soon as you turn 16, you're all fucking see it, Peter and Debbie. Yeah, there's no sense of like – Yeah, it gets a little bit like you want your own space. Yeah, rightfully so. Yeah, maybe.

But – What else you got, Nick? I nick i say king it man i'm for it and i think stuff like this is gonna start to happen more i think you're gonna see people want to have a more community style of living here's the problem though you bet you better keep it high and tight man because you bring covid in that bitch everybody died you know i'm saying so you got to wear a mask at all times if you're going out playing with basketball with your buddies you come back we gotta get your covid tested because one covid positive in that old folks home everybody dying like fucking dominoes yeah there goes your whole crew there goes your best friend especially decide to grab tacos at tiny tacos especially they're fucking yeah i didn't get it they're breathing on each other i don't know if they're

sexually transmitted covid is there no but they breathe in each other's mouths probably. No, you can have sex with a mask on. Yeah. Okay. I'll king it. If he wants to do it, I'll king it. I'll king it. A lot of positives now that we talked through it.

Yeah, dude. Imagine right now you roll out of here, you go back there. There's people downstairs always to play with, to hang out with, always to read. Always someone to drop knowledge on. You talked about Jim crow laws yeah talked to you about the wars yeah civil war charlie chaplin oh yeah charles manson jfk the notebook watching the notebook over and over again and everybody claiming it's their story yeah it should be dope man man. I told you. You said no. I'm into it now, though. Yeah. What's up, Brendan? It's Owen here in Bangor, North Wales, UK.

Gang. God bless the Welsh. Quick King, I'll sing it for you. Those seats for the dead. Those in memoriam hitters. Do you want them? Would you have them when you're gone? Do you want someone parking their ass on your dead name?

This one's for Phyllis Dole. Phyllis Dole, rest in peace Phyllis. What's up, Theo, what's up? Dole, rest in peace Phyllis. So yeah, let me know. King or Stingit, those in-memoriam seats. Gang gang, buzz buzz. I love this guy, what's his name?

What's up, Theo, what's up, Brendan? It's buzz. I love this guy. What's his name? What's up, Theo? What's up, Brendan? It's Owen here. Owen. Oh, who's Welsh? Jack is Welsh, isn't he? Jack Shore, yeah. Jack Shore is Welsh.

Darren Till's from Liverpool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Darren Till don't want this fucking smoke, boy. Meet him at fucking, what, 190? Is that fair? Dude, I'll meet him at 100, dog. I'll chop both my arms and legs off, dog. Come get some, man.

Meet him in a dark alley, son. You'll chop both my arms and legs off, dog. Come get some, man. I'll meet him in a dark alley. You'll be that bad in a wheelchair for that. Hell yeah. Bro, I'll bite his fucking anus open, man. Hell yeah, dog. No homo, bro. Yep. But nah, man.

They're both legends. But yeah, in memoriam seats. Do you want that when you're gone? Some big fat seat where people sit? Or some wheelchair ramp? Nah, build a statue, man. Do something cool. Let me look, man.

Love ya, but also... Ain't no statue? Nobody's building a statue of you. My girl could do it on our front lawn. Like I'm Walt Disney, bitch. Yeah, there's one of Nick right there. Yeah, look, Nick has his own statue. Why can't I?

Oh, now we can do something like that for you, guy. Right here. Okay, look. Can I be carrying tacos? I don't need it big. Oh, okay. Just dip that bitch in gold. We'll call it even.

We could do something small for you. Yeah, all right. We could do something that'll be on a... You're thinking the big, like, Michael Jackson statue? No, come on now. I know where I'm at. Okay, I think if we do something that could be on a key ring or something. Yeah, but you mass produce them.

Okay. So yeah, we could do something like that, man. Name a street after me. Yeah, you could do that. But if you live out in the country, you can do that yourself. No, I don't want some bullshit street. Like rename Abbott County, rename Main Street. I'll take it MLK Street, whatever you want to do. But they're not going to do that yourself. No, I don't want some bullshit street. Like, rename Abbott County, rename Main Street. I'll take MLK Street.

Whatever you want to do. But they're not going to do that, man. I mean, they might, but they're not. You never know. I know. You can take a whole freeway. Ooh, I'll take freeways. The B-Shop Thickway.

Yeah. You go down that 101. You talking about Shop South? Y'all took Shop South, man. The traffic's crazy. Yeah. Traffic's thick. The traffic's crazy. There's thick. The traffic's crazy.

There's just taco trucks everywhere. It's just 10 lanes across. It doesn't get you anywhere. It's just this. It's like a NASCAR track. Yeah, you go in these TTE circles. I respect that, man. Oh, here's Darren Till right here, dude.

He dyed his hair. He does this kind of stuff, man. What's up's Darren Till right here, dude. Darren, what's up? He dyed his hair. He does this kind of stuff, man. What's up, Brennan? What's up, Theo? Brayden here from Blairsville, Georgia. And I just got done hitting that leg day at the gym, you know, getting my squat on. Prove it. And I got a king of this thing for you.

The sauna. It's about 180 in here i love sitting in here after every workout but y'all let me know what y'all think sauna king of the stinger gang gang buzz buzz drip drip young man gang gang man i'll tell you who loves the sauna is mr joe rogan you know he swears by it and i was in the sauna with him and we had a sauna off and he decided to get as hot as he could. It was a mental thing. He didn't have to tell me.

He was just like, it's 180. I was like, this ain't bad. 220, 225. A camel goes by. Dude, my skin got red. I had to get out of there. Yeah, there's a mirage. Yeah, it gets weird in there.

Dude. And they try to heat fuck you where you get so hot, somebody tries to fuck you. Yeah, that's why I was worried it was going to and people are like i'm not fucking you that's your imagination well my ass really hurts yeah he uh when we got out you could tell he won you know he's like too hot for him like yeah way to go dude you stood in the sun no longer me way to go yeah he's like 7 000 shades of red yeah way to go doug dude. I mean, that guy, Joe Rogan is a damn meat snowman, dude. I mean, he is just, he can handle that heat. Extreme heat.

He's going full throttle. He's going all temperatures. He swears, that's why he doesn't have COVID and shit. Really? Vitamin D sauna. I guess, dude. Fauci ain't saying that. Yeah, but Fauci could get these hands, Doug.

Yeah. What does the Latino community think of Fauci, man? You guys believe in the virus or no? You guys getting the vaccination? I've known people that died from the virus so i i kind of believe in it i'm a believer okay i mean it's real for sure 100 yeah thank god you're smart do you think we need like all the precautions that we have you think it's overkill i mean it's tough because it's all a basis thing it's not it's too many blankets you know i mean it's like a certain places need certain things and you just can't just put everything under one thing you know yeah

i mean i mean dude it's tough but you'd be singing a different tune if you had that taco truck and they shut you down yeah for sure you got a restaurant they shut you down i feel like hold on people can't come here but they can go to ralph's the big business that's what i'm saying but the small man's out you'll be seeing business. That's what I'm saying. But the small man's out. You may see a different. That's what I'm saying. These blanket statements, they can't be put in. Right.

You know what I mean? They can't like. How do I say? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck that. Well, it's crazy, too.

I think it's also it's weird. Like you can build another restaurant outside of your restaurant and then you can have it. Insane. And then after you build it and after you waste all your money on it then they're like i never mind open up let's close it again or how about if i go to check in for the restaurant i have to wear a mask and as soon as i sit down a foot away i can take the mask off and have fans blown yeah isn't that great that's fucking yeah it just doesn't check out man i mean it's just i just don't i think it's just a lot of

overkill especially well especially now and sometimes you gotta let the lord work man sometimes you gotta let the lord work the lord's sending something now not some people's it's time to go to heaven dude it's your time man yeah now if you don't believe in heaven he is fucked yeah okay but that's on you that's on you bro yeah man on you, bro. Yeah, man. You could have went every Sunday like everybody else. You still thinking about it. That's on you, bro. I ain't giving the club. You go to church every Sunday, Theo?

I don't go every Sunday, man. But I believe in heaven. I've already committed to the fact that at least when I die and they're like, hey, do you believe? I'm like, yeah. You boys go to church? No. Used to No Used to Used to but

After I grew a certain age I was just like I can't do this Yeah Put me to sleep Especially Catholic churches They put you to sleep Too long

Put your ass to sleep Kneeling up and down Up and down Dude I went to Last Baptist dog And we got the wildest shit Over there dude It gets funk defied up in there We had the brat

At our church one time The brat? Yeah What was she doing? Doing the music man I don't like men's anymore That would be the brat at our church one time. The brat? What was she doing? Doing the music, man. I don't like men's anymore. They get hyphy. They get hyphy in those churches.

It gets wild, bro. I've been to black churches. Those are lit. I'd go to those. Black churches definitely get the closest to heaven when you're in a black church. You get the most feeling, I think. I feel like I could shake this gayness going to a black church. Feeling per minute? I don't to a black church. Feeling per minute? I don't like men's anymore.

Feeling per minute you get in black church. You get the most feelings per minute. But what about in a Latino church? What is the vibe in there like? Sleep, bro. It is. Boring. Sleep.

Just listening to a guy talk for one hour. That's it. Worse than a podcast. And they have a lot of... The worst podcast ever. No, he's just saying a podcast in general is it um do they have a lot of molestation or something or in in that church or is that more just yeah i mean yeah i think that everywhere i will became an altar boy i was like uh-uh i ain't going anywhere bro oh i can see you they're pushing me there i'm saying he's an altar you got that perfect body type for altar boy. Tiny, get in here.

Tiny, get in here. Tell us about that new taco of the month. Yeah, I know. I'm good. No, I'm good. I rejected the hell out of that. Damn, dog. Don't lie, dog.

Swallow this corgiata, son. Swallow this corgiata. Here goes a guy right here. And this guy is obviously, you think this guy's in prison? Good lighting. That nose is lit up. Here goes a guy right here and this guy's obviously think it's guys in prison good lighting That nose is lit up Theo Brendan cat Nick Chappelle and the rest of the crew because you never know the fuck you've got there these days Nathan here coming from the UK

Started to lose my hair at 29. Just wonder what you guys think when you start to lose your hair. Should you comb it over? Shave it off or talk to himmns about some hair loss treatment let me know yeah hymns don't call cats dog here's the thing what you don't want to do is try to hang on to it then you got that shitty nest up there what you got to do is do like lewis hamilton did jeremy piven lebron james donald trump man you get that hair piece son you know what I'm talking about. The hairpiece or you get implants? Either or. Is the hairpiece coming back? Oh, yeah.

Because you look at Lewis Hamilton, the before and after is nutso's. Now, he has a jigillion dollars, but look at Piven. You know, Piven was losing his hair so much. He played fucking on Seinfeld. What's the guy's name? George. He was George Costanza's double because their hair was the same. What?

That's tough. Go to Lewis Hamilton, though. He's the – Lewis Hamilton. Tough. Lewis Hamilton straight was going bald like Jeremy Piven. He has cornrows now, okay? So there's his hair.

Has an afro now. What's up? That could be you guys. That's dope. We're all doing pretty. We're all doing alright. You're alright. You've had seven hair procedures. I've had one or two. I don't remember if I've had two. I think I might have. You said you enjoy surgery.

I do. Mine's getting thin. Is it? No, you're fine. Why don't you take some off your back and put it on the top of your head? I might. That's what it'll lead to yeah use that thing like a woolly willy where they just drag someone from your beard up to the top speaking of hair i need your blessing on something deal yeah what you got that little rat tail yeah let's see it bro the rat that dia well i don't know what what do you guys think of this one just

oh shit apocalypto up in this bitch hell yeah that's an apocalypto here man this bitch. Apocalypto. Hell yeah. That's an apocalypto here, man. Dude, I think you could go, yeah, probably even one more inch off the back. Just go one more inch lower. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't take any more off the top, daddy.

But, yeah, I think you do another inch down and go more. You're good. Are you losing your hair? Is that, like, you're losing it. You're losing it. Yeah, let's not take any more off the top. You think? I don't know, man.

He looks like he has good hair. No, you have good hair. It's just that forehead. You know the forehead. Look, let's not take any more off the top. You think? I don't know, man. He looks like he has good hair. No, you have good hair. It's just that forehead. You know the forehead. Look, man, I think it depends. Some people look good with bald hair. If Joe Rogan looks good with bald hair, you know? Dana White, Rogan, Jeff Bezos has more money than God.

He's bald. He looks like shit. Bezos? It's his eye. He has one eye bigger than the other. I've never ever looked at the guy at all and been like, oh, this guy looks 5% decent.

Nick, bring him up. Look at him now. Mr. Steal your fucking money. TRT. Hair. Rocked up. But now, here's one of the things about TRT. Once you get on to, once you go bald, then you can start doing TRT because you don't care about losing your hair anymore. Correct. That's one of the tough parts about testosterone replacement. Like. Once you get on to, once you go bald, then you can start doing TRT because you don't care about losing your hair

anymore. Correct. That's one of the tough parts about testosterone replacement. Like if you get on it while you still have hair, you're going to lose the hair. Maybe. Yeah. A lot of beanies. So where do we land? A lot of beanies in this episode. On this one, I'm saying. If you gotta do it,

you gotta do it. Just don't try and keep what you have and you look like Homer Simpson. Shave that shit off or get the Lewis Hamilton. Yeah, look, I think it's about, I think I would love to see somebody bring back the hairpiece. That's what I'm saying. And it hasn't been attempted in a long time. A lot of white girls, a lot of black girls, wigs, man. A nice wig costs you a couple grand, but that shit's fire.

But a man wig has got to be coming soon we could not be too far from somebody saying i'm going man a lot of maintenance is there a lot of wigs you guys see a lot of wigs i just see a lot of like those toupees that they just glue on your head that's so good that sounds like just a pain in the ass yeah so good you just don't notice them anymore they got that good oh you know another great hair story is Brian Urlacher, the Chicago linebacker legend. He was bald his entire career, got on TV, somehow grew hair. Kevin Costner has hair.

Machine Gun Kelly was going super bald. Look at, come on, dude. Look at that. Now he owns part of the company, Restore Hair company restore hair and shit now he's a youth pastor i mean it's crazy though right yeah it is crazy man that kid don't there's hope out there man yeah there's hope out there there's hair i mean in the future they also said you there's a company now you can take some of your hair Mail it to oh wow that spray-painted. You don't want the Pittsburgh Steeler helmet for two fucking hair piece Yeah, that was car But here's the thing man a lot of I feel like a lot of black and Latino guys with darker skin can go ball

Oh, yeah, there's way better. Yeah, it's just like white guy whose ball just looks like an asshole It's just spooky kind of it's just like. A white guy who's bald just looks like an asshole. Yeah. It's just spooky kind of. It's just, it's aggressive. A bald white guy, I'm like, oh, he can't be fun. I don't know. But some guys, I guess it depends on. But yeah, I think if you have more skin color and you go bald, it's kind of better looking. Rogan's the only guy I know who's bald who's fun.

Name one other guy who's semi-funny with a bald head. Funny? Just cool to hang out with. Most of them are dicks. Super rich, though. This guy Ron, I know. Professor X is pretty cool. Joe the plumber we had on this past weekend. Yep, he's bald-headed. Oh, my pops? He's bald. He's pretty cool. Is he fun? Yeah, he's...

He's a good time. He is? He's a good time. And does he drink? Does he smoke? What is his deal? He used to. He is... good time. He has a good time. And does he drink? Does he smoke? What is his deal? Used to. He got sober now. But he's still fun. He kept that energy from being all hyphy and stuff, and he kept it. Your boys tequila fans? Yeah.

Yeah. All right. What do you got, though? What you got here, Nick? And here's a young guy right here wearing Carhartt. Shout out John Chris, man. This stuff is unbelievable. Another beanie.

Another beanie. Same brand, too. What's up, Brendan? What's up, Dio? Huge fans out here in South Carolina hauling that fuel. Anyway, got a bait club for you. You want that trashy IHOP or you want that smothered and covered waffle house showing up drunk at 3 a.m.? What you think?

Gang, gang, show up. Buzz buzz. Amen, brother. First of all, hauling fuel is not something you want to tell your mom you're doing. No, and also focus on the road, my man. This is all up on the camera, like fucking full of gasoline back there.

This is the most dangerous ever. King of the Sting, man. Yeah, just driving through this forest fire with 70,000 gallons of fuel. And he's on his fucking phone. Yeah. Is that a seatbelt? Yeah. Just eating a match sandwich right here at the old fuel plant.

What was this guy's question about burn victims? Waffle House or IHOP. Let me think. Waffle House or IHOP, man. What was this guy's question about burn victims? Waffle House or IHOP. Let me think. Waffle House or IHOP, man. I like. Waffle House is exciting. Waffle House is fun. You got to have your head on a swivel all times.

Yes. A fight might break out. Somebody else takes your waffle. Yeah. We go to one in Baton Rouge on Christmas Eve, I think even. We walk in. It seems like everybody's just kind of chilling. There's like six tables in there. A lady comes over,

asks if we want something to drink. We order. She comes over again, and so we start to order food, and she's like, can't you see our fucking chef quit? Chef Tiffany quit. I have no idea how you guys run this place. Well, why don't you tell us that? First of all, when we

came in, you let us order drinks. Now we're sitting here drinking. Can't even get food yet. We're stuck. And then she asked me, she said, if anybody wants to go outside and talk to Chef Tiffany. So I rolled out there, slipped her 20 bucks. Did you get her back in there? Yeah, I got her back in there.

Oh, hell yeah. Tight move. Money talks. Safe Christmas, dog, baby. It was cool, man. We had a nice little time, but definitely. See, you're not going to get that at IHOP. You're going to pay way more, too.

Right. At IHOP, it's expensive. Oh, yeah. There's too many levels. There's more management and micromanagement. At Waffle House, it's you. It's one lady who maybe is working, maybe is not working, and then the chef is right there. There's six feet of separation.

That's what I want. Isn't there like a Benihana's too? Like the seats are like right next to the grill. You can do it. I mean, yeah, you can. Yeah, they have like the bar that you can sit at. Right, right. You just reach over whenever you want.

You can grab whatever you want. You don't have to ask nobody. And IHOP has unlimited pancakes too, right? I think so. For a while they were doing unlimited pancakes. That was the word on the street. I don't like that. Yeah, I don't like them out.

They're not good pancakes. No, it's bullshit food, man. Three? I know. Just get a short stack. I'm not eating a stack. You know what I'm saying? Bank for your buck, Waffle House, man.

For sure. A hundred pans down Waffle House. Having entertainment value. I saw a pimp slap his own. Dude, you might be. Yeah, exactly. You go viral on Worldstar. Fight breaks out. There's chicken, waffles you might be Yeah exactly You go viral on Worldstar Fight breaks out

There's chicken Waffles Worldstar You boys go viral You toss a taco in there What's up Product placement bro It's like an audition

Yeah Dude yeah I love that Yeah there's a burning wall So you sneak in there And get a freaking taco On the grill Man runs into Burning wall

To cook a taco Makes fire taco. Hell yeah. That's next level, dog. What else you got, Nick? That's it. Damn, is that an hour? Yeah.

Shit, daddy. Damn, that was my best. Feliz, man. You got one last taco. You guys want to just kill it? Which one is it? The Chin's taco. We haven't tried that yet?

Not Chin's. Oh, shit. Let's do it. All right. Full gamut ot someone's getting paid ot and then i feel bad there's a lot of tacos here nick you got to try something oh yeah oh nick dude they're so good i'm excited here i'll just have one of these makes you don't have to open up the other thing it is yeah uh more carrots huh and what is bulgogi it's italian it's not like somebody drowning that was also eating meat.

Call it bulgogi. I'll be right back. I was about to bulgogi this girl. That's what got your friend in trouble. Hey, Nick, is it over or under for diarrhea this episode? If it's.5, I'm taking the over. Yeah, okay. For sure. Because you guys try a lot of different foods from a lot of different

places. That diarrea. You looking for napkins? I want you guys to mouthful. Can we do a shameless plug right quick? I could go. Yeah, man. Do work, man. Follow us on Tiny's Tacos on Instagram Instagram YouTube channel

Dropping March 2nd First episode Check us out Are you guys trying to make tacos For me and Ben Askren On Food Truck Diaries We want to We don't have a truck though

We can pop up That's okay You guys can pop up It'll be fun Do it out of your van Ben Askren Ben Askren Damn

And there's fights this weekend too Fight night Yep Yeah Arsania Blakowicz Oh can't wait And Counting down Peter Peter Ryan He fights this weekend, too. Fight night. Yep. Yeah. Arsania Blakowicz. Oh, can't wait. And.

Counting down. Peter. Peter Ryan. Aljo. Al Jermaine. Wow. Amanda Nunes. Megan Anderson.

That's not a bad one to bet on, Nick. Megan's a beast. I'm betting on Laura Sanko, dude. What are you betting on? Is she hot? Yeah. Well, she's a minus 10,000 I've been betting on every week dude, I'm gonna dress up like a cattle and just show up on her property

Yeah, just to get her to touch my back Like man this one doesn't want to milk Yeah, she's very knowledgeable. Yeah, she's a legend, man. She's a legend. I would fight her even for charity. Oh, that's fucked up. I would beat you up for her. She's talking right now and goes, hey, can you beat up Theo?

I'm like, Theo, I'm so sorry I have to do this to you. Lauren asked me to do this to you. Oh, Robin Hood over here. You're going to step in and beat up a woman? Yeah, you. You got to to step in and beat up a woman? Yeah, you. You got to wear that pug shirt, though. I can't hit a pug, though, man. I'm going to get a lot of my power, dog.

You know what I'm saying? That hard scarf club, baby. That taco's fantastic, too. White Belt Nation, man. That B-Shawb one's my favorite, though. Of course. And not just because it's named after me, but it is spicy actually theos was right there 1a 1b i can't pick a fave i don't even know i mean it's it's all just good to me i i i just feel good yeah i was hoping to have chin and a cat be here just to get it passed away someone told you they passed away oh really sorry for your loss

they put them on a bench you know? Yeah, that's true. That's a good call. We didn't even answer that guy. I said I want a statue, remember? Oh, yeah, you want a statue. Dude, I'll take a nice bench, man. R.I.P. Billy Conforto, dude. I'll say that.

One of the top homosexual prize fighters of the late 90s, early 2000s. And we got to get a bench for him out in Louisiana. But, yeah, I would get a bench for him out in Louisiana. But, yeah, we get a bench. What's another thing you could get? A bus stop? A street. Bus stop would be good. Bus stop.

Yes. But then people's always doing drugs and fucking fist fighting and shit. It's whatever, daddy. That's true. You do street. You slap your advertisements on it. Car wash. Yeah.

Car wash. A taco truck, probably. Ooh, a memorial taco truck. That'd be good. That'd be good. Car wash. A taco truck, probably. Ooh, a memorial taco truck. That'd be good. That'd be good. Memorial socks. Socks. Memorial socks is kind of...

That's if people don't care that much. What? Hell no. Tattoos. You don't cover. We don't want something that can just disappear in the wash. You'd be missing one. Add the first name and you'd be missing one that's the first name and then you'll be missing

the last name you know tacos were fantastic let's figure out the business plan let's do it yeah popping when's this gonna this season uh march 4th oh perfect beautiful march 4th so the following week i'm in cleveland march 11th through 13th cleveland ohio the week after I'm in Cleveland, March 11th through 13th, Cleveland, Ohio. The week after, I'm in Spokane. Get you some, dog. For sure. Yeah, and I'm not really touring anywhere, but... You're doing spots around L.A.?

Yeah, doing spots around L.A., and that's it. Just happy to be here, man. Shout out to Tiny Tacos, man. Thank you, fellas. Thank you. Thank you, guys. Appreciate it. Stay tiny.

This is awesome. Now let me broadcast about this little podcast king because he got Brad Sting because he fought back. Theo got that hit a great block back. Shopped like a wrestler even though he never rocked masks. And you know Kat's going to take your breath. Lucky she got nine lives because she fresh to death. And I hope I don't come off strong or make you log off

when I'm in your DMs and I send another hot dog Just kidding, didn't send that pic That would be too premature, just like Nick I'm slick, I'm sick, too legit to quit They be calling me Chappelle cause I got the tricks And tell me how am I supposed to live without Chin singing He gon' take you on a date and just do a lot of drinking Ain't no thing, chicken wing, it's the bat with the rings

And the beat, who can swing wing It's the bat with the rings, and the beat who can swing It's the king and the sting, hey No kidding, yo, you better listen King and the sting, killing any opposition Bumble and mouse, the bee and the critter Gang, gang, buzz, buzz, go get that hitter That hitter, no chance of pumping them brakes Don't make it, no stops, don't take it, no breaks

Cause K-A-T-S, take first place, it's King and a Sting Years ago they tried to tell me you don't got the stripes Uh, one second. Okay. Probably vomit mom's spaghetti In this state of mind always try to keep a balance So I'm younger than D'Elia but my soul is oldest Callan Yo Brandon looking like he live with 16 kittens And Theo looking like he yells 4 when fishing I rhyme tight no foes don't matter God bless me like I got bad allergies This boy might just burn white rappers Like Nick Boy Bike Club burn those calories

No kidding yo you better listen King and the Sting, killin' in the opposition Bumble and mouse, the B and the critter Gang, gang, buzz, buzz, go get that hitter No chance of pumpin' them brakes No makin', no stops, no takin', no breaks Cause K-A-T-S, take first place It's King and the Sting Outro Music