The Golden Hour - Episode 105: Suge White

Episode Date: January 22, 2021

Theo is back in studio and the guys talk LA's Lockdown, Theo at Kid Rock's Birthday Party, Post Fight Robert Whittaker Lookalike, Hairless Einstein, Blinking Mayors, Cutting Umbilical Cord's, All New Culture Corner Auditions, The McRib, they play a round of Omegle and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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then you're more, you're smarter. If your hair comes out of your body, then you're not smarter. Really? You must be a genius. Yeah. No, according to his theory.

No, according to my theory. Yeah. According to my flow chart. Dang, dang. Back off my broccolini. Get your life together. It is. Don't touch me, bro.

I'm not touching you, dude. I saw this discussion on Twitter during the Nets game last night. People were like, God, I want to see what James Harden's only fans bill is per month. And then someone was like, they need to have a site, only fans fans. You don't want to get ratted out. Theo's staring at dudes all the time. Theo's bill's just three grand. Three grand.

Put their shirts off. I was just pants shopping. I was just trying to get some fashion ideas, dude. You're going to have clothes on, bro. I'm just here for the workout tips. It's inspiration, man. It's inspiration. That's awesome we ready nicky yeah we're wrong i can't believe you guys are no joke bro so i got to the airport i got out of the airport and i was like oh my god

these people are trapped that's what it felt like it felt like people in l.a you think you're better than us now no i don't but it no joke i didn't i didn't expect to have this feeling but i i was like oh my god these people are we're in north korea they don't live in a free state that's what it felt like yeah like you're going out to do missionary work that's exactly what it felt like we're in north korea to help yeah we're we're in russia but we have a nice beach that's la right it's russia but with a beach. That's exactly what it is.

Dude, it just blew my mind. I didn't think I would think that. It was just like, oh, my God. You don't realize until you leave, right? This isn't a free state. Yeah, because I'm just used to doing whatever. Yeah. Schultz was talking all this shit.

I'm like, dude, fuck you. You're from New York. He's like, dog, I'm telling you, it's way better than here. I'm like, really? He's like, yeah, I want lunch. Where am I going to go? I was like, order it? He's like, that's insane, dude. He's like yeah like i want lunch where am i gonna go i was like order it he's like that's insane dude he's like you guys are conditioned to that now yeah that's the crazy

part also was how conditioned people were because just a little bit at a time it comes down the pike you know okay two more for two more weeks we get this it'll it'll be like this oh they just updated another month it used to be like remember like three months ago we'd be like man another month but now nobody even says anything yeah no it's just like well this is what it is it's crazy bro it just blew my mind i didn't know i didn't know i'd feel like that i was like oh my god these people are trapped trapped it's scary like i want to leave like put a note in a bottle and just throw it in the park i have a really intense anxiety right now it is what's happening and no one cares i'm so scared yeah they're close but but it's happened in history before they're slowly tightening tightening until

then one day we wake up like oh shit man then you then you realize it's happening everywhere too they're censoring twitter now they're silencing people on twitter they're taking accounts down on youtube we're just all like whatever yeah yeah and they're like well trump is in uh incites violence you're like yeah i get that butites violence. You're like, yeah, I get that. But what about these other accounts? Like, sorry. Yeah. Everyone's cool with it.

I'd rather have a little bit of violence, dude, than have no freedom. Yeah, me too. You know? Theo's living, going to Kid Rock's birthday party. Oh. Oh, wow. Is it Hot Tub Time Machine? Is it 2003?

Damn, is that guy single, dude? Now I'm not gay, but I'll fuck that guy. Also, hey, hold up. Leave that there. Hold the fuck up. Look at this. Hold up, Nick. Hold on, Doug.

Dude, is that a white power song? I just realized that. Bro, that's not white. It means it's a game you play if you hide this and people look at it. I think it's only a game if it's under the waist it's under the way you look you look like that hey you look like you're right and it's this way hold on hold on dude hold on you look like you ride on the bike of david duke's bike right on the back of his bike dude first of all i look hotter than a lot of fucking stepmoms of the same haircut i'll give

you that. You look like you got kicked out of Seek, Freakin' Roy for staring at the tigers too long. Oh, shit. So, tell me more about that one. Yeah, tell me more about that. Hey, yeah, tell me more. What's the story with that one, man? They're fucking tigers, bro. Hey, tell me about the one with the lean stripes on his butt.

Wait, Kid Rock's 50? Kid Rock's 50, man. There he was. Hey, you look like you sell fentanyl for the KKK, but only to whites. What are you talking about? First of all, if I was selling fentanyl, everybody's getting it, dude. Everybody's getting it. Dude, look at you. Bro, oh my god.

Bro, I was lit as hell. And here's the thing, dude. You look like Joe Exotic's gayest friend. Look, I look like Joe Exotic's lawyer that's going to try to get him pardoned. We're going to get you out, brother. Just sit tight. You can make it happen. Yeah, I'm typing up the request form.

You're going to be okay. Yeah, everything's going to be okay. That's your billboard right there. On every bus stop. On every bus stop. Dog, you You look crispy. Have you been in an accident? The best is the Mexican guy

on the back of every bus. He's like, accidente. Accidente. He has the mustache. We both stole Nick's joke too. I do want to acknowledge that. Which one?

I brought the energy up. That's all I'm looking for. This right there. A lot of joke stealing goes on here. I will say this. It usually flows this way. Well, we should. We'll say that. Which one? I brought the energy up. That's all I'm looking for. This right there. A lot of joke stealing goes on here. And I will say this. It usually flows this way. Well, we'll say that. The white power is not a joke.

No, no, no. This does not mean white power, guys. This was started by the media saying it. This means okay where I come from. It means okay. That means okay. Okay, USA. Nick, what was your joke?

Just that Theo, when he tells Joe Exotic he's going to be okay. He's going to be okay. Everybody hop down. It's all good. Also, is Robert Whitaker here in disguise today? What the F is going on, dude? Are you here? Where's Darren Till, bro?

Does he look like Bob Whitaker or he doesn't? Am I crazy? No. Yes, he does. Oh, yeah. A little bit. Hey, he's. Oh, yeah. A little bit. Hey, he's a good-looking guy. He does.

A lot, dude. A lot of it. A little thicker face. Let's just call it what it is. The structure. You look like a heavyweight Robert Whitaker. Oh, my God. Look at him.

Yeah, a little bit. I feel like Robert Whitaker is taking a little offense to that because he's not Asian, but whatever. Robert Whitaker could be Asian if he wants to, first of all. And Chin looks like Robert Whittaker after the fight. How did he fight? Stylebender? Little Puffy. Oh, bro.

We got our bet this weekend. Oh, yeah. How much was it? A grand. It was? I tried telling you three grand. You're like, I would never bet that. You wouldn't throw out three grand? I lost four grand. I thought telling you three grand. You're like, I would never bet that. I wouldn't bet that.

You wouldn't throw out three grand? I lost four grand on the, I thought Donald Trump would win. That got pretty ugly for me, too. I was betting state by state. I can't believe I lost to Alabama, Pennsylvania, Arizona. You put your hair to the ground. I didn't know you could bet state by state. I just thought that he would win.

I didn't know there was bets for it. Oh, yeah. You can bet on anything, really. Chin, there you go, Chin. Yeah, thanks. There you go, Chin. You just got to grow the goatee out. I wish I could.

You can't grow a goatee? It's too sparse. I can grow it out, but it's just too sparse. Yeah, facial hair's not an Asian thing. What happened? I don't know. We just don't have that many pores, I guess. Oh, you don't?

Yeah. Yeah, you do, Chin. All right, thank you. Yeah, don't say that about yourself. Don't say that about yourself. Yeah, Theo just uplifted you, dog. Don't do that. Thank you. P you don't yeah yeah you do chin all right thank you yeah don't say that about yourself yeah theo just uplifted you dog don't do that pores dude what do you think that's why i like cat's face is so like flawless because less pores yeah she's also a girl though you know she's a girl yeah that's a girl she girl but also they say that if you have less hair and i've heard this a long time that hair is like a it's like a if your

hair stays in your body then you're more you're you're smarter if your hair comes out of your body then you're not smarter really you must be a genius yeah no no according to my theory yeah according to my flow chart I would be less smarter. I'm getting dumber every year. Oh, yeah. Nick is definitely doing it. So you're saying hairier people aren't smart? Is that true? Yeah, it's an old rumor that if you have less hair, there's like a hair. You're a hairy smart person, though.

Like real hairy. Well, he just had long hair. Yeah, but that's answering what you just said, Brendan. He had long hair. He didn't have like full body. He didn't have like a big beard. He didn't have like Nick's fucking nutsack. Albert Einstein?

Oh, yeah. Neck down. He was smooth. He was? Oh, yeah. Everybody knows that. You got to see the full body. Elon Musk is like a dolphin, dog.

There's no hair. Dude. No hair. Yeah. Steve Jobs. Albert Einstein's swim Elon Musk is like a dolphin, dog. There's no hair. Dude. Steve Jobs. Albert Einstein's swim times, his swim meet times, dude. What, he was a swimmer? Oh, yeah. Big time.

Big time, man. With no body hair, you got to swim. Yeah, you have to. The Michael Phelps. Yeah. So are you jonesing to get back to Nashville? I mean, it's just strange. It feels strange, man. I'm jealous of you.

It just feels strange like people outside everybody like and i'm not saying they don't have mass there but it's just still living they have math but they're living right right that's the weird part i'm in texas next week but again we're so conditioned to it like when we're in florida i was looking restaurants people were in restaurants i'm like oh yeah fucking savages. Yeah, that was the weird part for me, I think, was just being here and being like, wow. Just how, like, okay. This is the thought that came to my head.

Oh, this isn't a free state. That's what I thought, which is crazy. Oh, yeah. But it's going to, listen, it's going to start opening back up because New York's opening up. Chicago's opening up. They're leading the way, and then we'll open up, I bet. I bet towards the end of this month, February,

restaurants come back. Outdoor capacity. Oh yeah, I would definitely think so. It was just like an interesting moment. You don't realize how bad it is. Dude, every time we go on the road, the world just seems so different than California. Don't get to get out of here. Kat, you've been here most of the time, right?

No, she came with us. Oh, that's right. She came to Tennessee. You went to Nashville? She came to Tennessee. Yeah. You went to Nashville? You went to Florida? Nashville and Florida. It is weird getting out of California

and seeing everybody living their life. Yeah. I'm a little anxious when I see it and then after like a day, I'm back to normal. But it ain't going well

for Newsome locking us down. That boy about to get recalled. Oh, that guy's a pussy, man. No approval rating. He's a piece of shit. That guy probably... Are they putting bets on that if him getting recalled? I'm sure they're out there. Yeah, that guy's a pussy, man. Low approval rating. He's a piece of shit. That guy probably. Are they putting bets on that, if him getting recalled?

I'm sure they're out there. Yeah, you could easily. I'm sure. I'll bet on it. There's just no one like that mayor from San Diego who blinks a lot is kind of trying to run for it. You ever seen Mr. Blinky? They just had an article that came out, though, that was like, oh, I'm sorry. I interrupted you, man.

Mr. Blinky? Bring up Mr. Blinky. He was doing an interview on Fox. I was like, God, there has to be some condition he's a california he might be a lizard person just another time i didn't know lizard person who is he he's the mayor of san diego i feel like this is every conversation brendan's talking about mr blinky and then i interject that makes sense like i'll take it from here why do you have a six-pack to my card lemonade mr blinky let's get this fellow winks a lot huh dude sir wink a lot here okay do you know if he's okay it has to be a condition and if he does have a condition i'm not could be a white supremacist thing yeah i think it's a lizard person thing i've only seen white people blink like that so

theo has a point do black people blink you that, so Theo has a point. Do black people blink? You guys blink. We blink. The blinking is different, though. Do you know it's coming, though? I feel like mine, I don't know they're coming, and then, damn, it's over. It's like giving blood when you're, like, getting a shot when you're a kid. Yeah, it's over. Is that how it is for you? What's it like when you blink?

It's nice. It's nice. Refreshing. It feels good, huh? Here's my thing. I don't like people that blink slow. Well, huh? Yeah. Here's my thing. I like people that blink slow. Well, if I watch him blink a lot, then I'll start blinking a lot. Yeah? Yeah. Oh, slow blinkers? If I see someone with a tic, look at him blink.

Okay. Yeah, he does. Oh, that's Morse code, dude. I don't know why I picked up on that. Oh, shit. That is Morse code. That's him saying help. That's Morse code for get me the fuck out of California.

Yeah, that's a lot of blinking. Have you ever seen anyone blink as much in your life? He blinks with every word he speaks. Oh, I bet his eyeballs are just... Hydrated. Oh, he got them wet, dude. Them wet-ass pupils, baby. Wet-ass peepers.

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There's some hoes in this house. There's some hoes in this house. Jesus Christ, Robert Whitaker fucking has to sign a four-fight deal on Whitaker. With Bellator, isn't it? Is he with Bellator now, Whitaker? No. Hell no. Is he out of his contract?

No. You know, he's the most popular title. Happy birthday to Dustin the Diamond Poirier as well, man. You know that. Big fight coming up, dog. It's going to be a good one. I think it's going to be better than people think. I do, too. It's going to fight for a title. Happy birthday to Dustin the Diamond Poirier as well, man. You know that. Big fight coming up, dawg. It's going to be a good one. I think it's going to be better than people think. I do too.

It's going to be a fight fight. That's what I think. If he can get through the first round with Conor Hyde and that freaking crazy snake, I think then it'll be a good fight. The longer it goes, the better for your boy, Dustin. And we'll get in some kings. I hope Dustin, I know he watches. I hope he doesn't find it offensive that I bet against him.

He knows I love him. I don't think he does at all. I think he's. I hope he doesn't find it offensive that I bet against him. He knows I love him. I don't think he does at all. I think he's a math guy. He understands that you got even money when Conor's like minus 320. You got to take that bet every time. But I think those odds are way off. I think it should be an even money fight. Conor hasn't fought in a long-ass time.

His last fight was against Cowboy over a year ago, an old Cowboy. DP, the diamond's been fucking active. He's beat some good guys, much much better fighter it's an even fight to me man really yeah that's even money fight it's man it's hard to watch all the connor's fights and be like man i would just be it's like fighting a piece of paper that you called me because you know you're not the biggest ufc fan he called me he's like dog connor's good i'm like yeah yeah this is why he's five days ago yeah five days ago he's like dog connor's good i'm like yeah this is why he's five days ago yeah five days ago he's like man i've been watching his fight i'm like yes special dude man when he's locked in special fucking dude but then it's crazy how far away he fights because like he theo has been watching every fight but he hasn't seen connor because he's fought once in the ufc in four years

or something so yeah he's like the rust might be yeah that's a good point he fucked up seroni too so who but when i came in the only time i got to see him fight was against seroni since then really or something. So, yeah, he's like, the rust might be a little something. Yeah, that's a good point, actually. But he fucked up Cerrone, too. But when I came in, the only time I got to see him fight was against Cerrone since then, really, except for that Mayweather fight. Which, yeah, did not really translate. That didn't show much. But still, I mean, they fought before. I don't know.

You've got to throw that out. That 2014 fight, that don't matter. Dustin's so much better. I'm talking about a different fighter. That's like watching you stand up from 2014 and be like, man, Theo like nah bitch watch this new shit right you know like watch if you watch your old special now that's bad but compared to what you do now yeah you're a monster yeah completely different dude so for dustin poirier it's like 214 dp to now what what do you think he did what if you had to give suggestions to dustin in half the time in the middle of the night i want to fucking send him a bunch of ideas.

But I know he knows it all. What do you think, man? Since you're a fighter, what do you think? What do you think is there a key to doing it? Because really Diaz has been the only guy to really be able to do it. Yeah, I think that first round, be on your toes. Don't get in a gunfight with him in the first round

and drag it out. If I'm Dustin Poirier, I grapp i grapple man i grapple early on because connor's not known for cardio so that first round i'd surprise him try and take him down and drag him the third fourth fifth round because dustin poirier we know for a fact third fourth fifth round he's better he beat justin gaethje he's beat eddie alvarez like he's a fucking as the fight goes on he gets better yeah connor's from the that first second. As the fight goes on, he gets better. Conor's from the... That first, second round, you better fucking be ready because he knocked everybody

out in the first round. Yeah. He's never lost the first round. Never. He either knocks them out or beats them just on the feet. Oh, it's crazy.

Monster. Special, special dude. I couldn't even make it through the first round. I watched and I fucking woke up about 15 minutes later. That's why I retired. Me too.

Yeah. All right. Let's get some kingders sting it that's hilarious dude we got all right here's a guy who i'm not gonna say anything but has a lot of facial hair let's just say i don't want him as my accountant you feel me brandon theo coming at you from salt Lake City, Utah. Shout out to Culture Corner. What are we dilated to? Eight. Up to an eight right now. I've got a debate club for you. You cutting that umbilical cord or you letting the doc do that?

Let me know. Gang gang. Your boy's been through it twice. You've got to cut that umbilical cord, but it gets nasty. It gets wet it gets wet it is wop up in that it is it is nutso it's nutso they give you these scissors that you've never seen before i gotta bet on it they give you these weird fucking scissors man you gotta figure out how to cut them they're they're filming it it's weird all right i'm gonna bet wow you're gonna

bet yeah it's like it's like a white purple and then you cut it, and all this dark blood comes out. What? Yeah, it's disgusting. You're supposed to drink that. Are you? I think in some countries. Some people will eat the placenta, yes. Yeah, they'll keep that placenta.

Hard pass. Robert Whitaker? What are you guys doing with it? I know you guys don't waste anything, brother. Ching Korean barbecue that bitch. That's the one thing I won't eat. That's the one thing I won't eat, no. Yeah, we'll eat that. We'll see you play, boy. We'll see anything, brother. Chin cream barbecue that bitch. That's the one thing I won't eat. That's the one thing I won't eat. No.

You won't eat that? We'll see you, playboy. Yeah. Right? Little wasabi on that bitch chin. Barbecue cream barbecue sauce? No. Not happening.

That newborn baby bridge. You won't eat it, huh? No. You don't eat that? What's the deal? Like, why do they... Is it like a tradition? It's tradition, yeah.

Okay. Well, the placenta has a lot of nutrients. You're talking about eating the placenta. No, I'm talking about cutting that thing. Yeah, it's a tradition. And then you cut it, and then they tie it off. And it's weird because then the kid's just chilling there with like this fresh fucking wet cord hanging off.

And then after a few days, it falls off. A lot of people will take it now. That's your belly button, yeah. A lot of people now will take it to the Benihana and have the guy throw it in. Mix it with the shrimp. Throw it in Grandma's mouth. Playing who'sana and have the guy throw it in grandma's mouth. Playing who's going to get it in grandma's mouth. He puts it in his hat.

Hey, bitch. And this isn't drawings right here, Brennan. This is a couple of sentences. And I'll handle it. The placenta or afterbirth is the first organ that forms even before any of your baby's organs. Wow. So the placenta forms first. After you conceive, it plays an important role in your pregnancy.

It connects you and your baby in the uterus and delivers oxygen, nutrients, and hormones to them. It also takes away the waste they make. Wow, so that thing's back and forth. That thing's a K&N air filter, son. Yeah. Taking in all the junk. Wow, so that's an In-N-Out, huh? Yeah.

In-N-Out burger. That's basically a shrimp, man. That thing's like a shrimp. Yeah, a little shrimp. No, it's one of those sucker fish on the glass. But that's placenta. What about the cord, brother? Oh, eating the cord?

I don't think you eat the cord. Like calamari? I don't think anybody does that. A lot of people do it for sure. Are you sure? No, I don't think so. Pamela Anderson. That's frowned upon.

Well, years ago, Pamela Anderson was selling a facial ointment that was made out of placentas. I don't know. I thought it was made out of foreskin. Foreskin? Yeah. What? Yeah, you can buy an ointment that comes out of foreskin shit. Really?

Yeah. Don't say foreskin shit, dude. Don't throw shit on the back to sound cool. You're right. You're talking about a child's nuts. No, it's a penis. And I think that was Sandra Bullock. You got a hood?

Doug, don't start throwing around these celebrity stories because you went to Kid Rock's 50th birthday party in a white turtleneck looking like Suge White up in that bitch. Suge White. First of all, three other people had on the same outfit. You guys need to whiten up in that motherfucker. And only one of them was a woman. Nick, roll some of that footage that we had when I was in there.

What song was Kid Rock playing? I'm a cowboy, baby. No, you played Bob with the Bob. It wasn't it. Play the long one if you can. Happy birthday, Bob Dog. I only got 15 second ones off your story. Okay.

That's all of them. There's one. Yeah, this might be it. It's about being 50. Yeah, the next one. Now, did you guys plan to raid the Capitol after this? Why is everybody white in there? There were people that weren't white, dude.

They were working. I don't see. Where was this party at? It was at a ghost. David Duke. Hold on. This is good. I guess I'm fucking 50.

No need to look it up. Well, I might be fucking 50. Is that a gold chain? 50, but I still don't give a fuck. That was the fucking finishing line, man. He wrote a whole song about being 50. The record shows we defended Kid Rock in here. Remember that?

You and I are Kid Rock fans. Oh, yeah, we did when that kid came in. Someone tried shitting on him. We're like, nah, dog. His whole catalog bangs. No, it was awesome, man. I just felt lucky to go. I, uh.

Why did you go? I just went, man. I got invited and you go. You don't not go to frickin' Kid Rock's 50th birthday. Did you know anybody there? Yeah. Did you recognize anybody? Yeah, I knew like there was some country musicians that I know that I'm friends with and there was

Was your boy Waylon there wall in there kissing random girls while I wasn't there No, who were here supposed to go but he had a long weekend. He said yeah Which is every weekend he says he's a little hungover He said I had a long weekend hunting I'm like you guys are just standing there You don't even fucking do anything Who else did you see there? Who else man?

There was like a lot of hockey players there There was some different musicians there He lived in Nashville? Does he live in Nashville now? Yeah he lives in Nashville His son was there His drummer's black Kid Rock's kid Kid Rock's now? Yeah, he lives in Nashville. His son was there. His drummer's black. Kid Rock's kid.

Kid Rock's drummer? Yeah, she's black. I don't know if she was there or not. There were people that were not white there. Yeah, did you see a black drummer? I didn't see anybody with drumsticks in their hands. But they were serving chicken. That's what I was going to say.

Different drums. What did they have for food? Was it good food? You know what? They had little mini pizzas to go. Well, let's see this video. I want to see this guy get down. This guy was good.

He looks like he gets down. Over under that guy on some white sheets. But just for sleeping. Brendan is just going off about these people. Just for sleeping, man. Just for sleeping. But hey. That off about these people. Just for sleeping, man. Just for sleeping. But hey. That's what the Mr. Pello guy says, too, you know?

Bro, that's what it looks like when you're in a free state, right? You're right. It looks like you guys are having fun. Bro, it was a blast. No COVID. Had a good time. Yeah. I'm trying to think of what else it was like.

They had a really cool birthday cake. Well, the best thing about the birthday was they did a fundraiser. The first two hours of it, they raised half a million dollars for the Barstool Fund. Oh, that's crazy. Oh, hell yeah. So that was crazy. So they did a big fundraiser. And then, yeah, and then he played that song that he wrote.

And the song was great. It was like a real self-deprecating. It was like, I'm not going to tell Oprah to go fuck herself anymore. Just like a lot of things that he was like letting go over his 50 years. Does he still do the cruise ship thing? The Kid Rock cruise ship? I think just because of COVID, they had to stop it yeah it makes sense but but it was cool man i it was just interesting he's a legend yeah yeah he's a freaking legend i mean

all the stuff that he's been i couldn't even imagine were you talking to people or you're in the corner in your white turtleneck no no i was talking to people in the corner you're white yeah who was that pizza in a white country musician There's a country musician, Jake Owen, that is there. Oh, yeah, he's great. Yeah, he's a great guy, girlfriend. I know him, so I talked to him for a while. So that was really cool. Who else was there?

Hey, any chicks? There were some chicks there. It sounds like there's a lot of dudes there, man. I know, he named all dudes. It sounds like a real cock fest, man. A lot of dudes, man. With mini pizzas. It was, yeah.

And you wore your Sunday best She's got a country music related Debate club for us. Oh, this is great. Oh and also let's say congratulations to the family That's having that baby right there the ladies on birth control or now ladies on how far is eight centimeters cat Do you know what that is? No, I don't know how far you have to be dilated. Is it 12 12 is where it starts getting pretty go time well depends on what you're gonna have i think huh true maybe it's smaller for like a small asian baby oh yeah get ready my man you guys could pop out in a one i bet you guys could pop out in a one i was a big baby she said i

wrecked her body damn yeah that vagina apparently i that vagina. Apparently it had a huge head. Chappelle came out feet then head then feet then head. But he was also I did it? He did a cartwheel? Yeah. Yeah, it was a cartwheel.

His back hands spring out. Yeah, Chappelle's the only baby that landed on two feet on the floor. Yeah, I was like, what's up, man? I'm here. Yes, we can.

Yes, we can. The dad's all, damn, that'm here. Yes, we can. Yes, we can. The dad's all damaged. That baby got some sugar in his tank. My dad wasn't there. My dad was not there. Maybe your uncle. All right. What else you got there?

Yeah. That's what she says. Oh, Chappelle, you're welcome to go to Kid Rock's 51st birthday party. Yeah, bro. I'm ready. It looked fun. Dude, you would have had a blast. You wouldn't have got in. You would have had a blast. party. Yeah, bro. I'm ready. It looked fun. Dude, you would have had a blast. You wouldn't have got in.

You would have had a blast. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing here? Whoa, whoa, whoa. My man. My man. Ballet's over there. Don't you have somewhere to be?

Don't you have something to do right now? Huh? No, I'm friends with the fiddler. That's my boy. Hey, what's up debate club you gonna listen to old town road by little nos x

or her she added a video with it okay and we'll say in the meantime did we cut so do you cut the cord

your father now how many times I cut both of them you cut both damn and what do you do it's pretty intense you should get the big scissors and be like, welcome to this new...

I know. Cut the ribbon. We're so happy to have a Dunkin' Donuts here. Like a new restaurant. I just brought a large check for some reason. I'm going to take my horse to the old town road. I'm going to ride through, I think, no more. I'm going to take my horse to the old town road.

I'm gonna ride through. Damn, the hills have eyes, huh? At first, I was like, should we play this? But she put it on TikTok. This is public consumption. And yeah, she was pretty good. Watch it, Bill. So this girl is saying, do you like Lil Nas X or do you like –

Yeah, debate club. Which version? Lil Nas X or – Or Lil Nose – Or – Lex. What's her name? Or Messy Lex.

Katie Shuffler. Okay. So do you like Lil Nas or do you go Katie Shuffler. Okay. So do you like Lil Nas? You go Katie Shuffler, man. I'm going to stick with Lil Nas. First of all, Katie, respect. The original? Yeah, but it's just copywritten.

It's copywritten material trying to pull off right here, Katie. Come up with your own shit, Katie. Yeah, just drop it. Yeah, you got it. I would say go new bars. Also, don't bite me. That's the safest thing she could do. She doesn't have any teeth.

Yeah, she doesn't have any teeth. Oh, she has some. Bro, she definitely also has a look. And this happens sometimes when you get into, like, real regional areas, you know, when you get out in the woods. Yeah, when you get out there from society, you mean. She has a look. Shut the fuck up. She feels dying, dude.

Oh, you can't handle all these? You can't handle this? Is she like the Hills Has Eyes joke? No, nobody liked that joke, Brendan. There's like a type of where you lose the chin. You don't know where it starts. Well, here's the thing is there's a merging between, I believe, fish and people. And I don't mean that in a bad way.

I mean that you get into certain areas, certain climates, certain areas. No, you mean she looks like a salamander. No. Oh, my God. No, I don't mean that. I mean, you get out into the desert sometimes. Like, I used to have a buddy from the desert, this big fella named Gerald, and he would lay on, after it rained, he would lay on the concrete with his shirt on.

He looked like a big grouper? He looked like a big lizard. You know what I'm saying? He behaved like a snake. Oh, gotcha. Because he was in a desert. And he was from northern Arizona. Are you saying she's behaving like a snake? No, I'm saying that I just... What'd you say she's behaving like?

I'm saying she's part of evolution. She's part of evolution. And I'm saying when you get close to the water, when you get close to the land, close to the mountain... You get some mudskippers. Yeah, you get some mudskippers. And's a mud skipper yeah okay that's a mud skipper yeah mud skipper mary's he just had to break it down scientifically yeah i got you and it makes sense man it's like you know everyone's gonna get to the finish line yeah she's halfway through this marathon of life yeah now she may come back next time next run she may come back as a grouper she

may come back as a mahi-mahi or she may come back it might be a tad i'm serious man or she may come back as a grouper. She may come back as a mahi-mahi. Or she may come back. A tadpole. It might be a tadpole. I'm serious, man. Or she may come back as a damn Lindsey Donovan or something. Who's that swimmer? She might come back as a. Who's the famous swimmer, Chin?

Look it up. Summer Sanders? Huh? Summer Sanders? Summer Sanders is a sausage. Lindsey Vonn's a skier. Lindsey Vonn? Lindsey Vonn.

Lindsey Vonn the skier? No, this is. She's from Denver. I should know this. Somebody. Look up big shoulders, hard tits. Big Somebody, look up Big Shoulders Hard Tits. Big Shoulders Tail. Big Shoulders Hard Tits.

Deep end. You'll find somebody. Look up Big Shoulders Hard Tits Silver Medal. You'll find somebody. There's a whole row of them. Janet Evans? No. Hard Tits.

Hard Tits. There's a real funny one. Oh, Hard Tits. She was a gold medal winner. And they're both from Colorado. Famous swimmer from Colorado. Oh, hard tip. She was a gold medal winner. And they're both from Colorado. Famous swimmer from Colorado. Oh, there you go. Missy Franklin is the most recent.

Katie Ledecky. There you go. There we go. Missy Franklin is the main one, though. I'm going Katie Ledecky or Ledecky Matsui. Yeah, she doesn't look like. But no, man. So that lady. And what's her name?

Katie Shuffler 9 She got stuck Between a human And tadpole apparently I'm just saying We're all Now did she just get done With a full rack of ribs

What's all over her mouth I know what was that thing That stuff It did It's like Oh yeah chocolate milk You know That ain't chocolate

That's a thick soy huh Might be thick soy No that's barbecue I would bet My life That's barbecue That's barbecue Run it back Let's watch back was running back, Nick. That's barbecue. Running back?

Let's watch again, huh? Yes. See if Chappelle can handle it. I'm going to take my horse to the old town road. I'm going to ride through that tank no more. I'm going to take my horse to the old town road. I'm going to ride through that. Not a lot of blinking going on in that one.

Yeah. And so I guess, does she do all kind of videos? I just want to know, is this girl making fun of her that sent her in? Someone posted this in the King of the Stink Facebook group. Okay. And it reached out. I think they just came across it on TikTok. Listen, you don't post that from the fucking hills of West Virginia

with barbecue all over your mouth if you're not trying to get roasted. Right. Yeah. Oh, you think it's a roast session? I mean, you put it out into the world. Yeah, you put that out and it's free game. And there's a whole section of TikTok that has people like that with massive, massive following. She could be rich.

Who knows? I don't know. Well, a lot of my TikTok feed is people that have Down syndrome and people that have semi-downs. And speaking of that, we have a guest this week on This Past Weekend who is the first person with Down syndrome to complete the Ironman, Chris Nikich. Looking forward to that. Nikich, we said. And, Brendan, you're not going to skip this one. Yeah, Brendan, I don't, yeah.

Got to enunciate. Now, we do have, I will say this, we do have a couple of Nick-itches coming in. Yeah, yeah. His dad, Nick Nick Nick. Nick Nick-itch. His dad, Nick Nick-itch. Yeah. They also, yeah.

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What up, King and the Steaming Fam? This is Zach from Lawrence, Kansas. I want to say I'm a huge fan of you guys. I'm blasting you all in my headphones right now. While doing that custodial life. Amen, Kansas. I want to say I'm a huge fan of you guys. I'm blasting you all in my headphones right now while doing that custodial life. Amen, bro. It's not the most glamorous job in the world, but it allows me to fuck hookers and buy coke

so I'm not complaining too much. But that's where my question slash debate club lies. Should I lie to people when I first meet them and tell them what I do? No way. Obviously not like a significant other or anything like that. But just if I'm meeting people like friends, should I tell a little fib about my job

or should I just be honest about this custodial life? Thanks for the input, guys. And gang, gang, buzz, buzz. I got a question for you. Where are the hookers like in Lawrence, Kansas? Cheap? Yeah, that's what I, yeah now you know that man's a janitor janitorial work in my first job i was a janitor and it's frowned upon people treat you

like shit do they really think oh yeah they treat me like shit at albertson's in greenwood village fuck y'all man damn now when someone that was that because of you or because of the job? Listen, I used to have to clean up the shitter every morning after my boss would blow it up. It's a rough job. Is that the same place you studied? Now, did I get fired? Yeah, I did because I'd grab magazines and I'd go in and pretend I was cleaning.

I'd read magazines and eat all the, you know, the five-cent candy? Yeah. I'd grab a handful of that and not pay for it. And they're like, who the fuck's reading all these crumpled up magazines? And it was me, and I got fired. Damn. You sound like a bad employee. Yeah.

Yeah, it's not. Yeah. See, I don't think this guy should be ashamed of his job. That's some good grindstone work, man. That's that blue collar shit. That's a working man right there. First of all, I like the name custodian. I like janitor.

You know, you do? I'm old school. You a janitor, Doug. Let's put that up. Can we put that up and see if people remember it as custodian. I like janitor. You know, you do? I'm old school. You a janitor, Doug. Let's put that up. Can we put that up and see if people remember the term custodian or janitor? Okay. Custodian. Here's the other thing, young man. Those whores that you're messing with in Lawrence, Kansas, don't give a fuck.

They just see money, son. Yeah, and I think, look, man. First of all, and I'm also going to go out on a limb, man, and no homos, bro, but I think this is a handsome guy if this guy wanted to be like that prisoner that became a model this guy could you know tighten his shit up get some abs pose with a fucking bucket and a broom dog and you could be yeah he could make a whole bucket and a mop yeah yeah thank you yeah or you can custodian like I used to. Dude, I got fired because I used to use bucket and broom. That might be why I got fired too.

Like, damn, there's no dirt in here, but this place is soaking wet. And here's what we want to do. We want to tell this guy if he gets his abs into shape, we will hire a photographer to go over there and do a photo shoot with him. A janitorial shoot. Him with the fucking mop and just wet, just oiled up, hire a photographer to go over there and do a photo shoot with him a janitorial shoot yeah him with him with the the fucking mop and i'll just wet just oiled up and then his shirt like they wear the onesie jumper you know you take that down right around your waist get the oil up that hog

yeah him like bent over like getting gum off of something yeah a little too much excitement we're trying to help him out, man. Wait, so he's got to get bigger. Huh? No. No, I think just lean. You got to stay lean. I mean, I want to get.

That's where that cocaína comes in. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. And I'm saying if you do that, bro. Look, you do that, man. You pick up a following.

In two or three months, you could be out here in Los Angeles banging some executive of a television show for little to no money. Easily. Easily. Probably have your own fucking cartoon. We'll see, dude. Sky's the limit is what we're trying to say. We got high hopes for this kid. Oh, yeah.

Some people get to crossroads and they'll squander opportunities. Like, this is real, man. Get six pack. Yeah. We'll take your pictures. Yeah, dude. That's it. And by take your pictures, I mean we'll send Nick to Lawrence, Kansas with oil to take the pictures.

And she's going to be the lighting. Maybe Jurassic Graphics wants to go to Kansas. Yeah. Well, I think we can send him. Hannah Baron can go take him. She has land out there. She's always talking about. But no, we'll get a real photographer and we'll send him out.

So, dude, that's on. Now, if you don't look good in the pictures and that's your life, then you... That's on you, dog. And I would say just say custodian. Just keep cleaning up them shitters. What's this young man want? Let's move on to a couple more Culture Corner submissions. Just me? This guy's my nose.

What's going on, King of the Sting podcast? I'm Izzy and I saw that you guys were looking for Culture Corner submissions in the LA area. Well, I'm 20 Izzy and I saw that you guys were looking for Culture Corner submissions in the LA area. Well, I'm 20 years old and I go to Cal State Long Beach. And I know that. I look like a mix between

an old Italian and a young extra from Superbad, but I'm actually Mexican. I was on a Mexican game show and I speak fluent Spanish. Dude, getting into the country illegally is not a Mexican game show. It wasn't. I'm just joking, man.

Welcome. And I have a fuck ton of Mexican border stories of my dad from years ago, from before when he wasn't a law-abiding citizen like he is today, obviously. Amen. I know I'm 20 years old. I know I'm young. But I have an old soul. And I could represent the next generations. I could speak for the youth. And at the same time, I have an old soul. I could 20 years old. I know I'm young, but I have an old soul, and I could represent the next generations.

I could speak for the youth, and at the same time, I have an old soul. I could fit right in. This boy got a little Night Stalker vibe to him, right? Oh, definitely. Richard Ramirez? Yeah. Wow.

So funny you said that. You were thinking the same thing? Buzz. I think it's the jaw. Wow. This guy easily could be an extra. Will you look up serial killer in Spanish, Nick? No, he looks like the Night Stalker, Nick.

Not there with the glasses on, but when he's leaning back. Little Richard Ramirez. No, people fancy him. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Good one.

Nice day for a wide wedding. That's wild that you guys both thought that. And I thought it even before. I just didn't want to say it because it was like, oh, I just figured it wasn't worth saying. I see. I see. No, it's sad. I see.

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I thought he was just a stoner at first, but now I feel like I'm getting murderous vibes. Yep. That's fair. I mean, if you didn't want to mix it up, kind of murder. He killed a lot of, and I don't want to say it, but he killed a lot of Asians. Yeah. He did. He did.

Richard Ramirez, dude? Oh, yeah. Yeah. He did. Richard Ramirez did? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Easy picks. His friends called him Dickie, too. How crazy is that? They don't tell you that. It kind of makes it not as good. Because isn't there like a whole thing where he went to war or like his brother went to the Vietnam War, and so they came back and started killing Asian women?

I don't know. I'm only on the first episode. Yeah, I'm also on the first episode. Where they go balls deep in the detective. It's a waste of time. Guilt. Yeah, only on the first episode Yeah I'm also on the first episode Where they go balls deep in the detective It's a waste of time Just pass the first episode Go straight to number two You know it would be amazing if we got that detective in here It's a good idea

I'll work on it Let's move on let's see a couple more Wait what was that guy's question his wife is pregnant He wants to be in the culture corner Well okay You know what this guy would get my vote Wait, what was that guy's question? His wife is pregnant? He wants to be in the Culture Corner audition. Well, okay. You know what? This guy would get my vote.

I would like to see another tape, though, maybe without the glasses. Yeah, me too. I'd like to send him on to the second round. What do you think, guys? Second round's fine. Yeah, I'd like to see more. I would say out of the submissions we've had, he's not really up to par. Those two big fat twins, that one hot chick with the tits, the girl from Miami.

We've had some good submissions. Yeah, I agree. We've also had some really bad ones. Two weeks, we're going to have one of these people in the culture corner. Yeah, we're not going to tell you who yet, but we're just going to see what they're like and try them out. Well, if we're only having one, that means the twins are out, huh? I mean one submission. We're going to have one embryo.

One embryo. Hi, King and the Sing. This is Luke coming at you from Canada. Good lighting. Well, actually, LA. I'm working here right now, so that makes it even more perfect for my audition for the Culture Corner. So, I'm no different than everyone else.

I'm going to try to use the pity card for getting onto the show. I was in the FLDS cult for 20 years. Just got out last year and I'll have lots of experiences and stories from that. Thought I could really put the cult in Culture Corner. Nick can pull up pictures of Warren Jeffs if none of you are familiar with that. My aunt is married to him Shannon Johnson so I really felt like I could add something because I'm a straight white male and we all know there's lack of that everywhere yeah so me about it buddy and I'm a thick boy I

can still do that backflip like Chappelle oh you can oh let's see what you got is where he shatters his spine. I hope he does not. Please do good. Oh! Did he land it? He landed. Yeah. Well, it's to be continued on the land.

Yeah, I feel like he cut it off. Otherwise, we'd see it. I think he ate shit face first. You know what? The way he's angled and the way that his toes are behind him, he could have fell forward. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he probably fell forward.

Because why would you edit it to stop there? You'd walk up and like, so gang, gang, buzz, buzz. You turn off the camera. You would have landed it and you'd have been like, give me a fucking tea. Meanwhile, this guy is in a neck brace. A full body suit. You know what? I like this guy, too.

There's something about that. The guy lived in a cult, bro. How much more culture can you get? I dig that. I dig that. And this is where he was, bro. How much more culture can you say? I dig that. I dig that. And this is where he was, dude. This is the cult? Yeah.

That's the Jeff Warrens guy. He said this guy. These are women that would adopt you probably, I think. And his aunt is married to him, would you say? These women would adopt you, I think. It's polyamorous. So it's like he's married to like four women. I bet he has some great stories.

Now, do you want him on here full time? Nope. But one episode and them cult stories? Fuck yeah. Damn. He might be a good this past weekend guest too i can see that yeah cold shit okay great we'll have him on there guys appreciate you guys love you guys hey you gonna eat all that huh he was thinking about it i was thinking about okay i was just curious oh another richard ramirez uh this is our this is our navajo friend you wanted to tell us a little bit more about him uh this guy that theo was balls deep in yeah yeah there was

some some debate between you two first of all colorado is where you guys took a lot of their land louisiana bro we weren't doing none of that i don't know about that i know you don't know about it man that's called information guy goes to one kid rock birthday party now he's better than us what's up king in the sting it's your favorite navajo here rock steady eric you guys want to know a little bit more about me well i live here in albuquerque new mexico with the love of my life taylor shit asana yo and schnitt i love you like the moon and the stars. I work for a company called Blue Bison Incorporated. We do asbestos removal. I turned 33 in the night my face got featured in the podcast,

and y'all roasted me, and it truly was a blessing, and it was the cherry on top of my Navajo cake. And no, not that one. Chappelle, Kat, shout out to y'all. I love to sit with you guys in the Culture Corner. Nick, thank you for getting me in the podcast. And Chin, you keep singing, man, with that sweet voice that makes my spine tingle.

And Brenda, why don't you walk me in the Culture Corner? I promise I will not scalp you. And Theo, Dad, come home. Me and Mom miss you.

Gang, gang. That was funny. That was good. That was good. I like him. Now, the way Navajo Indians do it is 33. Is that in dog years? There's no way that man is 33 years old.

In what fucking world is he younger than anybody in here? Bro, his entire, imagine your- 33? It's dog years, dog. He had to live outdoors, bro. Don't you know what they did to the Native Americans, Brendan? Yeah, many moons ago. He had to live outdoors his whole life, bro.

That's why they had- Not 33 years ago. No. He's 33. That boy's not 33. That man is not 33. That man. That man is 33, dude. He's 33. That boy is not 33. That man is not 33. That man. That man is 33, dude.

He's Navajo. That man is every bit of 47 years old. That guy will live. He can live for up to 200 years old. He got no gray in his hair. As long as they're not in a big bowl, they can live for up to 200 years old. Chin, what do you know? Yeah.

I feel like he has a young soul, but he's an old body. Wow. He thinks he's 33 years old, but he's actually probably in his 40s. Like that Benjamin Button? Yeah. Something like that. Brent is not buying it. We'll have to get him in here and find out, maybe.

Wow. It's fun. First of all, shout out to Albuquerque, man. Albuquerque never gets any respect for anything unless it's for some UFC fighters. I was just going to say Greg Jackson's camp in Green Chili. And Marc Maron. Yeah. That's what they're known for. Marc Maron, Greg Jackson's fight camp in Green Chili.

Marc Maron's from New Mexico? Oh, yeah. Born and raised. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Those are our Culture Corner auditions. Keep sending them in. They're fun. The good ones our Culture Corner auditions. Keep sending them in. They're fun.

The good ones are fun to watch, so keep sending them in. But move on to Cain or Sting. Okay, cool. So, yeah, but I'm intrigued by those guys, man. I'm intrigued by Ricky Ramirez, that killer. The Indian. Brendan. Native American.

It's called a Cleveland fan. You're right. A Washington football fan? Yeah. We're intrigued by the Washington football team. And the two 600 pound life twins. I still don't know if I could cut that cord, man. I'd let the doctor do it. Would you want to be in the room?

I feel like some people don't want to be in the room at all. Listen, I'm telling you, it's pretty traumatizing. It's intense. I heard there's a thing where if you don't want to be in the room at all. Listen, I'm telling you, it's pretty traumatizing. It's intense. But I heard there's a thing where if you don't see the baby come out of your wife, then there's always this disconnected thing inside of the man where you don't. No, that's not true. You won't always know if it's your kid. I do think it's a real thing, Brendan.

Like a psychological thing? No, that's not true. You also, they put up a thing. And you can say, take it down and put it up. I had them leave it up. A cover-up. Got it. It's so intense.

Wait, cover-up to not watch her or watch the baby come out? Yeah, because my girl had to have a C-section on her second baby, Boston. So, you know, they're cutting into her insides. So were you above her? You're just by her head? I'm above her talking to her. So you don't see any of that? I can't see it.

You can't see it. But you know when your parents would tell you not to look at a scary movie or close your eyes? There's like a little sliver so you can still see it. Oh, dude. You looked. You had to take a peek. How can you not? Pay extra and get the full curtain.

That OnlyFans account? Yeah, yeah. Damn, that's like the only fetal account. Yeah, that's intense. But Tiger wasn't a C-section? He was too. Oh, he was too? Yeah.

Anything you see in Nick? Nothing good? Not really. There might not be anything out there i could have made it up but i thought i read something but i could have been dreaming yeah i could see that happening yeah how would you know you saw them both right you were there no i was not i was up above and then they take the baby out and they bring him to me and i cut the cord so you listen to Theo, the guy with no kids. The guy with no kids but a strong internet connection. And great Wi-Fi.

Yeah, and he wants them, so he's been researching. I wouldn't mind having a couple of children, man. What about that Navajo girl in Idaho? I don't know. I don't even want to message her and see what's going on. Do you idaho i don't know i don't even want to message her and see what's going on do you want to adopt one like chapelle or do you want to like it'd be fun to have a little chappelle i would like to have if it were chapelle i don't want

to get like a russian kid that's gonna misbehave let's get the paperwork or a little baby kid yeah adopt chapelle when we do it right now fuck it yeah that'd be fun where i don't think you start paying bills because yeah i don't have any. Where am I going to have it? I'm 34 on Saturday. Yeah, you and me ain't getting a kid, dog. I mean, I respect it. No, no, no.

I don't want to. Oh, two gay dads? That's fine. No, no, no. We ain't doing that. Straight dads. Straight dads. My straight dads.

My straight dads. No, two gay dads. No. We could have a kid together and be straight. Yeah. Nah. We would kick ass at it. It's quite the limit, really.

Dude, that'd be awesome if we had a kid. Oh, just Monday, Wednesday, Cat Thursday. Wait, why am I in this? Nick takes him on the weekend. It's a cat's thing. I think that is a thing. I think that really is a thing. I don't think so.

That's called a cult. No. That's a cult. Really? Yeah. Raised by a village isn't real. People who aren't together adopt kids. Adopt a kid together.

They won't give them to you. Really? It's so tough to adopt. It's not a thing. I could have swore it was a thing. It's not a thing. Rich people who aren't together adopt kids. They won't give them to you. Really? It's so tough to adopt. It's not a thing. I could have swore it was a thing. It's not a thing. Rich people do it all the time. They have a kid and then they don't see it for a long time.

It's just like someone takes care of it in the other room. It's almost like a Tamagotchi at that point. Yeah, they got that Tamagotchi. We should get a Tamagotchi. We could start with just a puppy in here. like a cat's puppy and see how that goes. We already had Nick's dog that was in here for a while. That thing was a large rat. What's his name, Guapo?

Chewy. Chewy. Did he pass away? No, he's still chilling. I don't have to bring him. I don't. Don't want to overstay his welcome. Yeah, that's fair.

Thank you. King of the Sting. What's up, fellas? This is Luke Yeah, that's fair. Thank you. King of the Sting. What's up, fellas? This is Luke out of Columbus, Ohio. Got a little King of the Sting up for you. I got a new place, two-bedroom, not to brag, but I didn't know what to do with the second bedroom. Decided to put a little home theater in here.

Threw a projector on the wall, a nice little casting couch. So now I got about 96. Let me know what you guys think. King of the Sting at home theaters. Gang, gang. casting couch. So now I got about 96 inches of dark arts. I don't know what you guys think. I can't understand it. Gang gang. Dick thugs. And he said he has 96 inches of those dark arts now.

Tight move, young man. Go Browns. Brandon. Is he the Starbucks employee? No, that's Stefan. Who is this guy? Who is that guy? Which guy?

On the wall, that's Stefan. He's on Cat's wall. Oh, that's Stefan? Yeah, and he rejected us. He wouldn't reply. Yeah, he doesn't reply. I've DM'd him from like six accounts. Small ones, big ones.

He's not having it. Does it show seen, though? I know people on his account have tagged King. They found him, and they tagged us a bunch, so he's got to be aware. Wow. Does he have a big following? Hopefully he gets on Love Island or some shit. He's like Jamal Charles, dude.

Who's that gay guy that gets in a fight with Ethan Klein all the time? Oh, yeah. Pull him up, Jamal Charles? Jamal Charles was the running back for the Chiefs. James Charles, I think. James Charles. The makeup guy? Who are you talking about?

Oh, yeah. He gets in fights? Like verbal fights on YouTube. It's like YouTube fights. Online fights. Like whose makeup's better? Yeah, some Red Vine fan. He fights that dude?

Yeah. Oh, very fan. He fights that dude? Yeah. Ooh. Oh, very similar to those two. Ooh, very similar. Dang, Vernon, so what's that guy saying? Home theaters? Or being a Cleveland Browns fan? Yeah, what's it?

King or Sting at what? He said home theaters. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. Especially right now during pandemic, you can't go to the movie theater. There's nothing better. Your boy has a theater. It's great.

Who does? You do? Yeah. I don't have one. That's by choice, dude. You could have a theater. No, I can't. Yeah, you can.

You just got to put your roots down, man. And I don't know if Nashville should be your roots. Really? No. Where do you want me to go, Brendan? Here. Once this opens up, you're going to be Jones when I come back here. You think so?

Right now it sucks. I'll give you that. But it might suck for another six months yeah yeah it's a long time people will be deceased by then people will be done yeah not us though you know not us but what's gonna happen I mean Chen's already in disguise people are trying to get out somebody asked me to take them back with him yesterday somebody ran up to me at the market. Take me, take me. That person was me. Are you taking refugees with you from California?

Yeah, people are wanting, yeah. Oh, that's what you do now. Yeah. Okay. What are they called? Oh, coyotes. Coyotes. Yeah, coyotes.

Go to the Mexican and get the other Mexican across the border. Pay a lot of money. Dangerous job. Coyotes. Coyotes. It'd be nice if a famous coyote come in i don't think they can unless you do like uh gangland style where you have like a yeah covering them distort their voice oh yeah those gangland style

people are like oh this is wrong um i look i think those things, I think home theaters, yeah. I think if you can have it, I guess. I think if your kids move out, you can probably turn the garage into one. Big boy moves. He put the UFC on that big screen. Oh, that's nice. If you're in town, I'd say come over on Saturday, dog, for the McGregor fight. I know.

Two flying back to Nashville. We free out there. I got to get back to Kip Rock. Living my life. Yeah, that one was kind of a slam dunk. He just had a cool video. Put your picture away. Here's another King of the Sting.

My name is Kid. Kid. His fiance was there, dude. It was cool. His son was there. That's cool. You doing Limp Bizkit's bar mitzvah next or what? His son's cool as hell, man.

Baby Bobby. Pull him up. Baby Bobby. Ooh, does he rap? I didn't know he had a kid. Bobby Jr., huh? Does he rap? His son, he has a beautiful little granddaughter.

And of course he has a kid. Yeah. I didn't know. You didn't? Kid Rock? I don't know much about Kid Rock. Kid Rock's 50, dog. Hey, some people ain't got kids at 50.

Ooh. Now, is he trying to audition for the Culture Corner? Kid Rock's son, Robert James. Bobby James, they call him. There's him and his lady in there a little bit. Oh, that's his son? That's his son, yeah. He's clearly Indian, yeah?

Half Kid Rock, half Indian? Horrible child. I'm not sure. Oh, the kid is. And she's like maybe four or five now. Super cute. Oh, so cute. It was fun, man.

It was just like a family party. There's me right there with him. Oh, damn. With Big Bobby. Little Bobby. Look at the turtlene was fun, man. It was just like a family party. There's me right there with him. Oh, damn. With Big Bobby. Little Bobby. Look at the turtleneck popping, dog. Praise God. Look at that.

Look, baby. We going deep, son. That hair just resting right there on the shoulders. I see you, dog. We going in. No, his son was, man, his son was maybe so nice. And I didn't realize it was his son at first. I was just talking to him for a little bit, and he was a fan of the show and just like being real friendly and then god get

off his totem pole though jesus christ you're right i'm ass kissing man and then he fucking stole my wallet dude like any motherfucker from detroit would so immediately I put him right back in that shitty category. We got another King It or Sting It. Brendan, Theo, it's your boy Alex, a 6'7", fucking beast in Nashville. I got a King It or Sting It for you. I was at an appointment earlier today, and I was out in the boonies, and this lady said, well, I'll be a possum's ass.

Is that one of them drans? Yes. Yes, it is. So, King or Stinger? Drones? Also, P.S., Brendan, I'm down 100 pounds since I saw you last August. Oh, let's go. And Brendan had nothing to do with that.

Big boys getting in shape. We don't want to be stick boys now. Don't get too skinny on me. And that guy actually literally has giantism. He, like, Skyped into Bobby Lee's podcast. Oh, he has, like, Bigfoot. He has, like, what, Bigfoot? The Eric Andre?

Uh-huh. Not Eric Andre. Andre the Giant. Andre the Giant. Yeah, yeahfoot? The Eric Andre? Uh-huh. Not Eric Andre. Andre the Giant. Andre the Giant. Yeah, yeah. He has giantism? Yeah, yeah. Somewhere in the pterotary gland just fucking keeps spouting out fucking growth hormone,

and they get really big. Damn. Huge cocked on him. He said he was six foot seven, yeah? Yeah, yeah. Wait, what? Oh, yeah. And he's got that speed bump on him.

He's got that cock. Yeah. Oh, that thing will slow a car. If a car's rolling up your leg, bro, it'll have to fucking reverse and give it a little more gas. That panther tail, man. That Nashville long stick. How do you guys know that? Yeah.

It's science. Yeah, it's science. Would you guys not go to science in school? I think I missed that day. Yeah. Dude, Chappelle was too busy getting adopted. Every story he gets adopted in. Chappelle's like, yeah,

fifth adoption, sixth adoption. Yep. Baked adoption, fried adoption. Yep. You basically do anything with adoption. Baked adoption, fried adoption. Yeah. We got adoption casserole.

We got adoption pie. We got adoption casserole. Adoption pie. We got all kinds of adoption. All kinds of adoption. And he stops. He's all, that's about it. That's about it. That's about all the adoptions.

And it was raining. Do we want to try talking to random people all over the world? There's a new chat roulette type thing called Omegle that's popping off because people are putting them on TikTok and stuff, and it's getting really popular. I was doing it this morning before you guys came. Talked to some nice guys in Morocco. Are people cool?

Yeah, so far, no pieces. Is it a bunch of dick pics? Because we did chat roulette on Finding the Kid, and Chin started off, and the guys were like get out of here dude and then we put cat on and just big dicks non-stop you don't have to say big you just say no i'm telling you it's impressive uh it's not the small ones that are going on their show off though i guess that makes sense that's a good point but you gotta really be confident to do that before we uh meet some strangers across uh world, we'll do another King it or Sting it.

Hey, what's up, Brendan and Theo and the gang? I got a King it or Sting it for you. The McDonald's McRib. You know, all that juicy right there. Yeah, that sauce is popping. I want to see how y'all feel about it because here in Kentucky, we like to beat that meat up. Gang, gang.

I'm going to let you in on a little secret, homeboy. That ain't meat, playboy. That ain't meat. When they got to form it so it looks like ribs from a fucking animal. Wouldn't it count as a patty? It's like a weird meat patty. that's in a fucking shape of a rib. I'll still eat it. Well, when I was a kid, I used to eat the shit out of them.

That's why I'm fat now. Oh, okay. Yeah, but every- My dad would wake me up and go, it's McRib month. Really? And then we'd go there damn near every day. See? I'd get a nice vanilla shake, a McRib, a large fry,

finish it off with an apple pie. Son, you know what I'm talking about. I know exactly what you're talking about. You get the onions on there, the pickles,

and then you get older and realize that ain't meat, baby. But that's fine. There it is. Look at this. See how it's in the form of a rib?

Yeah. Oh, boy, he's dead. Is it true? Oh, no. Oh, no. I'd like an Asian version of that. A McShort Rib. But real, like, short rib? Like, that's, who knows?

That's like cow nose. We don't know what the fuck it is. No pun intended. A McRib. Well, it's here, it's gone. It's here, it's gone. You know? It's like knows that's like cow nose we don't know what the fuck it is no pun intended a mick rib well it's here it's gone it's here it's gone you know it's like it's almost it's almost like the chapelle's dad of sandwiches i'm sitting here all interested i'm sorry i'm just joking it shows up it's great breaks your heart comes back i'm coming to get you.

I swear. But those couple days when it's here, look how excited he is. Yeah, but those couple days when it's here, man, it's fucking legendary. When it's McRib month, it's a fun time, man. It's McRib month, man. And if the McRib had to be out there every time while it was going, taking care of shit, man. Yeah, you never know what McRib went through. Yeah.

You have to handle business, man. Yeah, they go away and shit. I don know you gotta hold it down man it's tough sometimes you know we don't know what mcrib's doing when it's going yeah we don't know the tough times that it you know we don't know what it has to deal with we just get to have the joy while it's here you know yeah enjoy it while it's here you know yeah do you eat them do you eat them theo i don't eat mcribs man I don't. I feel like it. There's always been something about it that's gone the wrong way for me. McDonald's in general, I'll do two cheeseburgers and that's what I do.

You know, that's what I do now. Growing up, we didn't even my mom didn't take us to McDonald's. But they had a man across the street named Mr. Willie and he would take us over there and he had a nice truck and we get in the truck and he had a son. I knew his son and he'd take us over there and get a happy meal was mr willie his actual name or like a nickname you guys yeah what was that mr willie was his actual name i just want to make sure i want to make sure mr willie with the legal name yeah first name mr last name willie his government name what do we got there Nick What's his intel 67% of people

Sting the McRib Yeah Really They're frowned upon It's losing They're disgusting It's losing its allure Yeah well it's tough to compete

With Chick-fil-A man Yeah I heard McDonald's Is starting to put Tell you what Is in their food now Like you know Like with cigarettes

And you believe them No I'm saying like The unhealthy shit. That's what I heard. Because them chicken McNuggets are deep fried snot. Those things are disgusting. Oh, you don't like the McNuggets there? Fuck no, dog.

What do you like at McDonald's? I just get the regular two cheeseburgers. Ketchup only. You don't like their Big Mac? I just don't like their meat. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. It's tough. I will say this, though.

Nice fries, though. This new sweatshirt is dope. You like those fries? I really like it. You look great in it. Thank you. I really like it. Your hair's getting long, playboy. It is?

I'll probably go next week. It's just getting tangles in the back. Does it happen you get tangles in your hair, Kev? Yeah, when it starts growing out, you get tangles really easily. It's crazy. Braid that shit up, dude. Do a ponytail. Braid that up, dog. Do you think you were tangles really easily. It's crazy break that shit up, dude That's what I say. Great that up. Don't you think you're ahead at the Kid Rock party this time? Wait to come back with? Yeah, it's just dope who's that oh it's that chat roulette son, what's up player

Chat roulette, son. What's up, player? What's up, fellas? How do you skip us? Fuck you. Yeah, how do you skip us, man? Dog day in Botswana, dog. This thing, their marketing is talk to strangers.

What's up, man? What's up, player? You're about to get all dick. No. Oh, nope. People don't want to fuck with us. They had such good luck earlier. Hey, I guarantee you, you put the camera on cats. You get real weird Should I stand in the middle and then you guys like pop out

What's going on here grab a seat when I was seat yeah you guys just below the yeah You know who's on this a lot Ali Makovsky that she always on this I You know who's on this a lot? Ali Makovsky. Is she? I can see that. Always on this. I have four people. I love how the one thing your parents tell you to grow up growing up is do not talk to strangers.

The tagline of this thing is Omegle, talk to strangers. That's what I'm saying. Their marketing is talk to strangers? Yeah. And there's a child right there. Hello. That's a kid get us off of this

maybe not what is going on that's a kid that was a there are a lot of kids on this there's no age limit dude I got four

regular adults when no one was here they were just guys in Morocco there's a lot of teenagers on here really yeah hey what's up I'm telling you

they're looking to jack it off I'm not I'm not either but I'm telling you, they're looking to jack it off. I'm not. I'm not either, but I'm telling you, if we put Kat in the middle, it's going to get weird. Kat, jump in the middle. Yeah. Or we can have Kat in here by herself and let's see what happens. Let's try it.

Let's just experiment. Have Kat in here. Yeah. We'll get out of the way. Yeah. You and I just stay off the camera. You and I just stay here. You come in at the end.

You're the fucking bad dad. Should I just be in the middle? Yeah. And then you take your clothes off. Okay. Hey, no, no, no Sit down She bells are worried you want a sucker maybe not a sucker Hi! Hi, can you hear me? Oh! Oh! Hi! What? They're like, no.

Oh, what? What? How? Hi. Hey. How are you? Good, how are you? I'm good.

What's your name? Uh, King. King? I'm Kat. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I'm Kat. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet are you? I'm good. What's your name?

Uh, King. King? I'm Kat. Nice to meet you. King, King the Sting. Yeah, King the Sting. That's what they call me. That's what they call you?

Why do they call you that? Uh... You got a stinger on you? What's happening? Well, I used to carry a blade. Yeah? And it's called Sting. Oh really? What did you do with that blade? Well, it showed me when orcs or trolls are nearby.

How often did you run by a troll or an orc? Well, it would glow, so like quite a bit. Oh, would you glow harder for an orc or a troll it glows the same does your stinger glow that's my stinger will blow okay what's up young man how are you doing i'm all right brother what are you up to on this? What is it? Tuesday afternoon? What's going on, buddy? King stuff. Oh my god. Oh my god. Hi. Hello, holla.

FaceTime. I feel like these are children. This is creepy, man. Is this a sex trafficking website? What the fuck is this? King stuff. That's the best ending to the show ever. Right, king stuff.

King stuff. They're probably freaked out by the mics. Probably. Yeah, they're probably all set behind you, too. People were excited when I was talking to them before. They were like, oh, what's King and Sting? It was just a regular guy in Morocco. He's just hanging out.

In Morocco? Whoa. Cat POV free naked shit. Hi. How are you? What the fuck? Brandon, that's why. That's why.

When they see me, they flip out. Well, it's also weird that there's a whole set behind me. Oh, damn. I know. I want somebody to recognize King of the Sting. Hi. Where are they some hoes? It just shows we got a large fan base to get a hold of.

Can you hear us? This isn't real. This isn't real. Hi. Hey. What's up? You got a whole ass setup. Yeah, I'm calling in from work.

I'm bored right now. What are you up to? I'm going around asking people to guess my age oh uh I'd say 15 no hmm he's a finn he's 19 higher lower is that your final answer uh 19 final answer finally all right I'll put it in the chat. How old are you? I'm 13. 13? Alright, see ya.

This doesn't feel right. Yeah, that's what we're looking for. Oh, my God. What is going on? And that's how Nick lives. That's what the dark arts, brother. That's what I was waiting for. And that is Nick in a nutshell. I was so excited.

It worked so well. I was like, we're going to meet some people. That's some weird shit, bro, bro. That is. That was creepy. And then we had to see a man about a horse at the end. Oh, God. I don't think we can take anymore, man.

No, I can't. Definitely can't take that, right? Yeah, I'll say it. The McRib is back. I'll say that. I got one more debate club. I think we're all set on your decision. Nick's all I got for.

I think you and fake Bob Whittaker over there, we've had enough of this. We've had enough of YouTube freeze. These guys got a great video that I definitely should be seeing. All right. Wow, wow. A little palate cleanser. Yeah, thank you.

Looking at this thing. I'm tiny. I'm Leo H2O. We got. Yeah, thank you. Okay, this thing. I'm Tiny. I'm LeoH20. We got a debate club for you. The battle between two tacos. On one side, we got a taco represented by Brendan Sharp himself. The guy that keeps Campbell's soup in his cupboard. Only the chunky kind.

And on the other side, we got that Dio Von Taco. The guy that goes noodling but uses someone else's pathetic arm. On the red corner, we got that BBN taco that big beautiful Mexican taco that big beautiful man taco that thick thick thick made with that gobedeo for the goat himself topped with Schwab sauce guac radish and roasted jalapeno and roasted onion. Wow. Yes, fellas.

On the red corner, we've got that southern hitter. You know what I'm saying? What do you think about when you think about the south? The crawfish bowl. Oh, yeah. You don't got no crawfish over here, but you got to improvise. You got to use that craw shrimp. That crunch off shrimp. That crunch off shrimp.

Shrimp from the L.A. River. You know what I'm saying? Shrimp from the L.A. River. You got that crunch off shrimp. That crunched off shrimp. From the L.A. River. You know what I'm saying? From the L.A. River. I got that crunched off shrimp. That beefy sausage. God. Dog. That looks good.

Red potato. Jesus. Fuck a McRib. Corn. Green onion. Yes. With that coleslaw. Yes, dad.

Makes you the comeback sauce. You down 20 points, you fucking get that sauce. You come right back. You know what I'm saying? You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man. You know what I'm saying?

You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man.

You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man.

You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man.

You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man. You're old, man. you're old man you're gonna come back when you make that sauce haven't seen your dad in 20 years make that sauce come back you know what i'm saying

well topped with a nice slaw some limes you burn right into that shit real good so debate club that bbm taco big beautiful mexican or that i love these guys yo where are they located uh let's see they look like the brothers off the movie turbo yeah what's their company called it's hilarious i need to fucking go there it's out here well if it's a taco truck i'll have them on Food Truck Diaries Yeah you should On Friday yeah I got Cody Garbrand on Friday

You do? Yeah No way With the neck tattoos? Yeah Wow Mike Tyson was a weird one Dude it seemed weird

Oh your video Of when you called him sir Is so funny bro Yes sir Yes sir Guys guess what else Is happening this week Uh

Chappelle's birthday Oh wait it's Chappelle's birthday Chappelle's birthday. Oh, wait. It's Chappelle's birthday. Chappelle's birthday on Saturday. I'll be 34. Oh, man. 34 years young. Yeah.

You're 34? You're a year older than the Indian. Yeah. Look at me. I'm 34. He is not. Growing up. He's in Native American years.

No, my friend, my homie Ferris, he's Native American. And he looks like he's in his 20s yeah but he's also named after a carnival ride yeah ferris native american nobody's buying that he is what's his real name ferris it's short for ferris the day is long so this guy's uh tiny's tacos and they're tiny taco yeah they're in la yeah yeah well you have one food truck 100 commit to it there you go And they're all in L.A.? Yeah, they're in L.A. Tiny's Tacos. Get them on Food Truck. Yeah. Will you have them on Food Truck? 100%. There you go.

Tiny's Tacos. Tiny Papi. Writing it down. I like that thick taco. God, it looks fucking fresh. Yep, I'm doing it. Next time we do a show in L.A., we'll have to have them come out. Yep, once things are open.

Yeah, once you guys are allowed to be free, man. I'll tell you what it's like. Don't say you guys. I'm just saying you guys i i don't want to tell you what it's like but it's like uh yeah what's it like like it's just crazy man like you you see people and you can look at them and everybody's happy they yell at you huh do they yell at you for not no you can walk into a business and say hello and people are in there and you can get stuff and you can leave if you want unbelievable or you can stay wow or you can stay yeah yeah you can leave if you want. Unbelievable. Or you can stay. Wow. Or you can stay, yeah. You can stand up comedy,

you can perform. You made it out. God, man. It's special. I don't want to tell you what it's like, man. Is that it, Dick? That's it.

Well, thank you. Sorry about that one incident, but pretty good show otherwise. I was jacking it, man. No doubt. Bro, how do you look that long to know that? I knew immediately

I don't care what he's doing. I didn't know what it was. I was like, is that a McRib? I don't know what's happening. I don't know. I didn't know. That's how they make the McRib. That was a black dick.

I just want that. You don't know that brand. You think that was a black dick? That was a black dick. He could have been in the sun laying on his back for a long time. Listen, I've seen my share of dicks. That's a black one. Is that okay?

Yeah. What? That was an eggplant. I'm in San Marcos next week. Friday, Saturday. Where am I going to be at? San Marcos, Texas, son. Oh, yeah, dude.

We're going to eat. I'm in Nashville last night. What are you doing? A set at Zany's? Missed me there. Yeah, at a set at Zany's last night. How'd it go? What else is going on?

I think it was great. I think it was great. That it was great that's what i'm hoping for yeah i don't have any real dates on the books man might be trying to find something for valentine's day down in tampa but i don't know yet so that'd be nice glad you're back brother gang man good to see you thick boy specialized collab drops this friday son specialize your boys are specialized it looks good thanks man Thanks, man. Looks really good, man. I got some for you. You do? I'd like some.

All right, man. And if you also need me, I'll be at Nashville MMA next week getting my ass beaten by men and women. Your boy Michael Chandler has a big fight coming up. Oh, yeah. Dan Hooker. What do you think is going to happen? Tough fight for Chandler. I bet he gets it done by decision.

Wow. Tough fucking fight, though, man. I can see hooker winning if it goes decision chandler wins if it's stoppage it's your boy hooker i think you guys are underestimating michael chandler man i'm not i'm saying he's gonna win oh yeah that's true my bad man i was just trying to i was trying to like take the alternate angle but it would be the same angle so i think uh i think it's gonna be a great fight hope it's a draw. I hope that they both win. I know Michael, but Dan seemed like a great guy too.

Yeah, I like Dan. Yeah, but I mean, hey, it's great for that division. I think both of them will have many opportunities to fight the other beasts in there as well. I'd love to see Chandler and Gaethje go at it. That's a great fight. God. But this is Chandler's first big fight. What do you think it's like in the UFC? What do you think it's like for him heading?

Different animal. Is it? Different animal. Different animal. Do you think he feels like a, you think he'll, will it affect the way that he goes into the fight? I bet it does.

Those UFC nerves, I don't give a fuck if you're a Bellator champ or whatever. There ain't nothing like fighting the UFC. Big boy moves. Different animal. Yeah. Damn. It's exciting, dude.

This weekend, Nick, on the betting odds, what are you going to tell us? Nick's picks. I'm staying away from that main event. I think. They'd be going to them random fucking undercards. Oh, guess who else is back? The guy who went away, Khalil Roundtree is back. Oh, yeah.

I love Khalil. I think it's his last fight, though. I can't. Dude, I thought every fight I've seen of his, he's unbelievable. No, he lost his last one. He got knocked out by an elbow. Yeah, by Johnny Walker. And it affected him pretty. Did it give him concussions or something? Why did it?

Yeah, well, he's talking about he's only doing one more. This is his retirement fight. He moved to Thailand. Great story, though. Great story. He used to be 300 pounds. Did he really? He should train with him He's a monster I can't even watch his Instagram

Because it makes me feel like I'm not doing anything Khalil Raunchy Great story Yeah man He used to beat the shit Out of all of us at Black Hills You know Magni's on there?

He's Wednesday night Actually Wednesday morning The early prelims Start at 6am here Wow 9am main card I love that shit Wake up and watch him

I'll miss him Because I gotta work But yeah I feel you Nick I've really been trying To pick my spots Because I've been getting murdered at 6 a.m. here. Wow. 9 a.m. main card. I love that shit. Wake up and watch them. I'll miss them because I got to work, but yeah, I feel you, Nick. I've really been trying to pick my spots because I've been getting murdered. I just don't know what I'm talking about, so don't follow me. But in this one, Lazaz versus Worley Alves. If you bet Alves by submission and Lazaz by knockout, it's plus 650 and plus 150. I literally don't know how you lose money on that one. Dude, how about my Bills?

Alumni, Bills alumni. I was on team for two days. Damn. Damn. Damn, Papi. Yeah, man. I joined the Bills Mafia, man. Saints lost. It was heartbreaking. Well, we're looking at your application. And yeah, I'm in, man. I'm in,

dude. Alright, brother'm in, man. I'm in, dude. All right, brother. I'm out your back. Gang, gang. Brendan and Theo, fighter in weight. I got to go in and go hard in the paint. I do not think. I am in flow. Black rifle coffee, I'm ready to go.

I need a sponsor. I am a monster. About to open up with this at my concert. Flow is contagious. Brows are outrageous. Thicker than girls' letter. Instagram famous. Damn.

Hungry like I'm fresh off keto. Seeing red like Andrew Santino. Every song I hit like the great Bambino. Outro Music We sting right. King. King. And the sting. King. And the sting. Got the bees in a trap. Got the cheese on a string. King. And the sting. King.

And the sting. King. And the sting. We sting right. King. King. And the sting. King.

And the sting. Got the bees in a trap trap Got the cheese on a string