The Golden Hour - Episode 110: Fat Lizard

Episode Date: February 26, 2021

Theo's back in-studio and the guys talk Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino starting a Podcast War with them, Tiger's Bday, Theo Playing in the Snow and Training Jiu Jitsu, Chamillionaire's Ridin vs Ludacris' Roll Out, Fake Tans vs Real Tans, Bobby Lee's little brother Steebee Weebee, a Stripper living a Double Life, Bobby Shmurda being freed and much more! Get your King and the Sting merch at katsmerch.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm considering getting into a contest. Are you tapping people pretty frequently? I tapped a young lady the other day. Dang, dang. Buzz, buzz. Back off my broccolini. Get your life together. It is.

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Hold on. That's a no for me. On American Idol? On Year of Singing. Have you been watching American Idol? Huh? No, dude. Oh, it's good.

I've been watching on American Idol, CNN. Yeah, that's fake news idol. Jesus Christ, dude. Jesus H-E double hockey sticks. And now they can't even get Biden to wake up, apparently. People have been trying to wake him up for a week. Yeah. Like, that's called deceased.

Him and his dog. Apparently he has an old dog. He has a dog? Yeah, old dog. He has an old dog, man. It's funny because it almost just seems like the office of the president. It's all a joke now, it feels like. Like, Amazon is the president.

Like, let's not. Amazon. I feel like it's Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk kind of run shit. Yeah, those are the presidents. I trust them. Like, let's not. Amazon. I feel like it's Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk kind of run shit. Yeah, those are the presidents. I trust them. Like, let's don't get it twisted. I guess I trust Jeff Bezos. He has one sniper eye.

I never trust a guy with one eye smaller than the other. Oh, does he have the eye? That's what my mama told me. Really? He's eyed up, huh? He's eyed up. Gotta get that sniper eye. All the money in the world.

Can't fix your eyes. Aim small, miss small, though. Yep. They probably told him it's a little girl. The presidential hounds. He's just rubbing the nose nonstop and shit. He's buying her school books. Yeah.

They're like, why'd you get your dog Legos? It's the only German shepherd that he keeps putting barrettes in its hair. Why's your dog have two ponytails yeah that's crazy man how's it feel to be in la doggy i'm glad you're here a while too thanks man yeah it's been nice what's been nice oh the sunshine you know i got uh there's some videos you me you can see me. I was doing outdoor skiing. What is that called? You went to the mountains?

Big Bear? No, outdoor activities. Sledding? You also came to Tiger's fifth birthday. Uncle Tio in the house. Yeah, dude. Made it in there. It was a wild event, huh?

That Calabasas Steve Irwin. Dude, you guys had some real. How about they would let Tiger control everything, and he'd have to pick friends to help him out with the animals, and they brought out this big-ass bow constrictor, and they're like, all right, Tiger, pick three people to help you out. And he's like, Uncle Theo. And your big ass had to get up there and play with that snake, dog.

You're a little too comfortable with them long things. Dude, nah, nah. Yeah. I'm more comfortable with that. Them dirt serpents, man. That fat lizard is what I'm a little more comfortable with them long things oh dude nah nah yeah i'm more comfortable with dirt serpents man fat lizard is what i'm a little used to operating dude yeah why was the lizard so out of shape i don't know lizard would breathe in hard and shit hopefully he doesn't get covid lizard is just like a fat guy on dmt that's all a lizard is man he's just out of it the whole time he's on night krill kids were fucking with him diversing snakes oh

yeah there we are right there that was a big old snake man albino python and the guy went i saved i saved the snake's life because out in the jungle him being an albino he get eaten right away really yep dude uh when uh what i'm saying is that i didn didn't like that snake. He was coming near my face. And this is the thing. Don't eat it, B. Don't eat it, B. That Calabasas Steve Irwin, before he gets that snake out, I'm talking to him. He's bombing in front of the kids.

But I was talking to him. He had an accent. I go, are you from Australia? He goes, nah, man. Just make this thing go better. I'm like, yeah, I guess, dude. And then he goes, that python python that albino python a few months ago wildest thing you've ever seen that thing was dangerous really yeah he's biting non-stop

that snake was aggressive i go what the fuck what would you as i'm seeing my son hold its face and i go what would you do he goes you know you just give it a lot of love and then they shake out of it oh wow yeah that's beautiful man and but but also not you know but also don't bring this hyper aggressive snake around the kids dude you got two kids bro that's okay you know what i'm saying one of them may be a sacrificial lamb for the other one to make it in the world haven't you read the bible bro what i'm telling you dude is that um a lot of these this is that britney spear snake this thing could be in witness protection they're just waiting for it to testify in that hearing oh you're right with her dad yeah he's probably seen some shit man oh i can't even imagine crazy don't think you've seen whitney to not whitney britney take some

beatings yeah oh i can't i just don't even i'll check free britney she just me she might just be out i can't even imagine i think at a certain point of like just fame and like especially touring when you're like a musician you just become like a shell of like a whatever you just steals the soul out of you yeah it gets exhausted and there your boy is using that lizard to trick a lady huh yeah dog hey pet this lizard taking a page out of his daddy's book girl feel this big old lizard yeah he sure is that a horned lizard in your pocket? You know who he looks like? He looks like alfalfa sprout. Oh, he does.

Oh, Tay. Oh, Tay. Yeah. Well, this is a lizard here. Dude, where I'm from, they used to have a guy like that come to the party, bro. Every lizard had a fucking eye patch on. The old one-eyed lizard. The old one-eyed lizard?

Some of the lizards were thick, bro. bro every lizard had a fucking eye patch on the old one-eyed lizard some guys showed up nine days before your birthday with a candle in his dick you know dude how about how about uh some of the kids were a little too aggressive with them animals hitting them poking them in the eyes blew my mind yeah oh your kid could definitely play like kind of like a Mexican alfalfa. Yeah, he could. He's ugly, but yeah. Oh, dang. Oh, dang, amigos. Si. Bueno, bueno, amigos. Dude, he would be the perfect Mexican

alfalfa, wouldn't he? If they bring that shit back, He-Man Women's Hater Club. Oh, yeah. Here I am right here up in, uh, up in, and now this is what i was doing while you out here celebrating kids birthday parties you pedophile i'm out here freaking living it up living it up you went fucking sledding down hills with kids man bro i'm in a laundry basket act like you've seen fucking snow before i'm in a damn laundry basket bro yeah

there's some ratchet sledding son dude that was awesome though man it got so it got snowed out there so don't like apparently it only snows in nashville about every eight years and so yeah that's a lie dude went up to the uh literally went up on the hill and it's just this big snowy hill right behind the capitol and people start showing up with sofas kayaks cano canoes. Just flying down that hill. Oh, cookie sheets, everything. That's fun. People showing up just with their skinny friend and just sitting on his back.

Sitting on the friend? Yeah, just everything, man. This is me right here getting smoked out. Couldn't handle the fresh. Damn. Damn. Yeah. That ass was ready for the snow, man.

Bro, it was wild, man. They had a – so anyway, I roll up there. This is like the first day there's like five people sledding. And they got a man. This is like a security man, right? So he rolls up at one point, gets out, and he's like, if it ain't the damn rat king out here, right? Oh, shit.

So he rolls up, right? While we're up there chatting with him getting a picture somebody over the distance like went off the course and hit like a sign that they put up that tell you what birds are in the area like you know uh the eastern tennessee warblers are native to this area they mostly eat acorns right some kid fucking wrenches he's like screaming in the distance bro and the security guard's just trying to play it off like it's not happening it's obviously his responsibility let's get this big man let's do this for the gram so finally uh here's some dudes on a sofa right here actually let's interrupt real quick gang damn bro they're living it that ikea sled son it was full send out there bro and so then

the so uh finally the guy's like look man i should probably run down there he goes if anybody asked you i was up here giving you guys a warning and then by the third day we're out there there's literally 200 people out there packed packed dude all night people people are out there like 3 a.m just people just blazing johnson just chilling out dude meanwhile denver's like co-rows out there meanwhile denver's like who gives a fuck yeah oh it's typical wednesday in denver yeah that's what i started thinking i was like man it must be awesome to live in a place where you got unlimited snow no uh-uh really because you could do that all the time nah man it's cool at first it's like it's like the beach in la how often you go to the beach dude they had a guy in a full body cast just hell yeah like people were just in everything

some like beat box like people were there you go right there look at that yak i'm in dog damn you boys are flying oh bro the uh one of them i fell out to do went straight across and slammed into that security railing. There were some people that didn't fare real well out there. Did you put the heat pads in your mitts? Nah, fam. Nah? I just go to my hands. I can't feel them anymore.

Hell yeah. And then I come out, dude. I keep going. Bro, I joined a new gym. I'm down 10 pounds. Meet me at 220, you bitch. Keep bringing it down. I'll meet you eventually i'll meet you at 206 boy with that kimora choke bro i signed up at this it's called

the zoo gym uh-huh no mass nothing the dude's getting sued by the city of la he stays open dog you walk in there i'm by far the ugliest person in the room. Ugliest? Oh, by far. Yeah. And skinniest. Everyone's jacked to the gills. Really? Jack city. Who are these? Zoo gym. They got the shirts off. Zoo culture.

Zoo culture. What is it? It's just people running from animals? It's a gym full of big dudes. Really? All big dudes. I wear my thick boy gear and then they laugh at me. I'm not thick enough.

Are they, like what kind of men is it like like real into fitness everybody gets their buddy filming them to upload it to youtube and shit is it do geo training in there that do that that people always tag you in oh i don't think so that guy had to go to the hospital for training too much that makes sense he busted his heart open or something he did like a yeah they're about to you know this here you go right here b oh oh no i mean they all look like that they all do look like that this dude i heard is gonna hatch any day and fucking give birth to uh he's gonna hatch his dick in somebody's mouth that boy is shredded he changed his initials to gnc which i thought was a little bit alarming. Oh, look at him just deep throwing that powder straight to the dome. You see it? The one below

that boy is bodied up. That's going to be me in six months. That's me in six months, son. Look at me in six months. Six months? I need six months. You are looking leaner, bro. Thanks, doggy. You're looking leaner, man.

I would cheat on my demon chair at the kids diet at the kid's B-day party. You said, what kind of dude, what kind of dad doesn't cheat on his son's birthday party? Yeah, what kind of kid wants to be like, oh, there's my dad over there on his diet. Yeah. You know, that kid's going to end up in therapy. There's my dad over there having a bowl of grapes on my birthday. For sure. Very sad, dude.

I had cauliflower and chicken. Very Russian also. Yes. I don't fuck around, man. Also, the girls in that gym, you single dog, you need to come in there with your big cheeks, put some spandex on, take that shirt off. You need to get in that gym. It sounds cold.

Because there's some hoes. Really? Oh, daddy. Dude, will you fucking tighten up your son? You have two sons. Yeah, I know. Dude, it's like Hooters with protein powder. Really?

Yeah. It's sick. Where is it's like Hooters with protein powder. Really? Yeah. It's sick. Where is it? Right by my house. A mile from my house. Dude, I've been a mile from your house before. It took us seven hours to get back because we got fucking lost. I got lost.

We forgot your car. We didn't forget anything. Yeah, you forgot too. Yeah, you forgot too. You said. That was the last hike you ever went on with me. Yeah, that soccer game we played, you mean? Here's what I want to know is, what about that picture of Brennan

having my dimey dime out there at the birthday party this weekend? Oh, it's in your IG story? I'm Posty. Where's my girl? He was also aggressive with them lizards and snakes. Dude, my Posty was wild out there. He was looking for a fight. Yeah, he's out there flipping the script.

I told Deliric I'm by because Boston's talking shit about his son. His son just turned one. They're about the same age. I said, bring that kid by. I think his name's Jack. Bring Jack by. Jack? Come get these hands.

Meet us at 25 pounds. Dude, your son versus D'Elia's son, who do you think would win? Chan, let's go tail of the tape. Come on. Look at Boston. Here we go right there. Bernie's trying to hide my dime from me over there. Trying to get my girl drunk.

He loves that juice. Does he? I saw him go get a juice box, dude. It's his fave. He's ready to juice box, dog. Dude, who would win against him and Jack? Can we see his son? I don't think I've seen his son. I don't think.

He doesn't post them. Oh, okay, then. And I can't send you a picture. It's tough. You got to. Yeah, I mean, we'd have to really look at the, I think, doesn't post them. Oh, okay, then. And I can't send you a picture. It's tough. You got to. Yeah. I mean, we'd have to really look at the, I think some images and see. Dude, Boston's half Mexican, big kid, aggressive as fuck.

Chris's son's going to be long. He's going to be, he's going to have that ultimate eyebrow. Yeah. You know. Looks like a baby eagle right now. Yeah. He's going to have, yeah. The ability to fucking hang upside down from branches.

Like he's going to have different abilities. Like a skinny bat. Yeah, he's going to have the ability to fucking hang upside down from branches. He's going to have different abilities. Like a skinny bat? Yeah. Whereas Boston's going to have that ability to probably just eat his arm off. He's going to have the weight advantage. Suck his life out of his breast. Dude, Mexican. Yeah, I know.

Boston for the win, man. Boston also is named after that restaurant. Boston Market? Boston Market. Chicken Boston Market. Dude, you. Boston also is named after that restaurant. Boston Market. Boston Market. Boston Market. Chicken Boston Market. Dude, you should take him there and do a photo shoot with him outside of Boston Market. Dude, I remember we used to get Boston Market for Thanksgiving sometimes.

I think that's what inspired Joe Rogan's new studio. Really? Yeah, they stole the Boston Market vibe. So everything is going good. And then what I'm telling you is that something that helps out a lot of times is different vegetables. A lot of times you'll see somebody. I'll see a man and it makes me sad.

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who got lost in the hills behind your house hey there brendan theo you've run on the king of the stinks too i'm jerry from new zealand it's out here taking a walk in this beautiful day goddamn got to bay up for you. That natural suntan? Those artificial hitters. I like natural, but the problem is, get those tan lines. What's he out, King or Singh veneers?

First of all, there's an avalanche coming. Yeah, dude, get going, man. Fuck the show. Get going, bro. Yeah, dude. S going, man. Fuck the show. Get going, bro. Yeah, dude. Suntan or regular tanning, you say? Oh, word. I thought you were talking about veneers.

He's also talking about being buried below ground or above ground, apparently, without even knowing it. Dude, you can hear an avalanche coming, man. But he stayed calm, cool, collected, too. He did. You got to respect that. You can see out of the corner of his eye like that security guard you had. He's all, po uh uh suntan um dude shout out new zealand man shout out dan hangman hooker bro had to wait like 30 days to get back home i think he's still waiting yeah 12 more days i thought it was done but he has to quarantine for 12 more days where at in new zealand so he's like he can see

his wife and kid but he can't get near through a fence right i know through Zealand. So he's like, he can see his wife and kid, but he can't get near her. Through a fence. That ain't right, man. I know. Through a fence, man. It's like the third season of The Wire, dude. It's too much. It's too much.

Right there. That's so sad. That ain't right, dude. They said, I was reading the replies to this, and I guess like New Zealand has had a zero tolerance policy or whatever, and it's pretty much gone, and they're like, everybody's mostly out in public there and stuff, so it kind of worked. but if he doesn't test positive i know i don't know who gives a fuck the guy's been through man it just what it takes for some of these fighters to go to these places the commitment and he doesn't get paid extra for that time

no fucking paid a mandana all right he gets zero extra it's unbelievable man dude now think about this a lot of support though from people think about this he trained for 12 weeks flew to fucking abu dhabi where they had it but with michael chandler was there for two weeks was there for two weeks in quarantine can't really leave the hotel couldn't leave there for two weeks starched in 40 seconds starched by our boy michael chandler and then has to fucking deal with this. Didn't have the outcome he wanted. Nope. Got half his paycheck.

And then he has to deal with this, dude. It's just unbelievable, man. Shout out Dan Hooker, man. I love Dan Hooker. You know him and Stylebender, before they both got really famous, they used to have a podcast. They did?

It was them just talking shit and it was good. Hooker still does. And he talks pretty bad shit. Hooker's good. Hooker still does, and he talks pretty bad shit. Hooker's good, but him and Stylebender together were great, man. Hooker was great. I mean, you know, in or out of the ring, the guy has a bright future. Not spit it out. No, dude.

Spit it out, daddy. Bro. That's leaking out of your nose, bro. I'm glad you got through that mogul. Have you ever hung out with yourself yeah oh my god what's he saying ct son this was his uh he thought he went too far against henry suhudo so he quote unquote apologized he explains it in the clip i took her too far with henry suhudo so so who do i put up a picture of him with Paula Costa,

and then there was four koalas, and he had photoshopped the CKB boys, like me, Kai, Volkanovski, and Israel, on the faces of the koalas. And he said, nothing to see here, just two champs, three belts, and four harmless koalas. And I said, see here just two champs three belts and four harmless koalas and i said i see lord faqua and ricky martin about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2020. everyone laughed lots of likes then he commented back to me he said dan hangman how much gold have you got

and then i think i took it too far with my response to this because he deleted my comment very quickly, so I need to apologize. I said, you should melt down all of your gold and try to buy your girlfriend back after she left your little ass, hombre. That's what I come. Too much, Dan. Putting my hands up, Henry Suhuda, I apologize. I took it too far. I didn't know.

I thought we were having a bit of banter. I took it too far yeah i didn't know i thought we were having a bit of banter so we have a bit of banter that one went a little bit over your head so you missed that you missed that one but it's all right so you know he's kind of got the short end of the stick bud it's perfect he has he has the best uh his the way he communicates is perfect for this kind of stuff. Yeah, he's great. It's like all tongue-in-cheek a little bit, but it's harmless. Yeah, he's great.

Yeah. Love Dan Hooker. I would like to see Dan Hooker fight Cejudo. It'd be fun. It'd be fun. It would be fun, huh? Now, in the old days of the UFC, anybody could fight anybody? Yeah.

No. Yeah. That's fucking crazy. And you've never seen it? They would also hit each other in the nuts days of the UFC, anybody could fight anybody? Yeah. No. Yeah. That's fucking crazy. And you've never seen it? They would also hit each other in the nuts. Uh-uh. They'd get a guy down and just, he'd have him like this, and he'd just elbow to the face, elbow to the nuts.

Why is it after the- Or they'd grab him by the hair. Oh, really? Yeah. Like- Chemo. Chemo. They'd grab by the hair, and you could see blood coming out of the fucking braid.

You just grab it, hold onto it. That's crazy, man. Was that when you were in or no no no that's like in the 90s dog so you could have a guy that was 110 pounds fight a guy that was 300 that happened there's a there's a like karate guy fought a big uh like hawaiian dude and beat the shit out of him the hawaiian dude's like 350 pounds and there's a little one's got The Hawaiian's got that happy fat, dude. You can't even tickle a Hawaiian because they're already happy. You're welcome.

It doesn't do anything to him, dude. You're just like itching him. Yeah, we had Max Holloway on Food Truck yesterday. That's awesome, bro. I was so jealous, dude. I saw that picture. I wanted to go over there. You should have came over.

He's great. I wish I would have. Oh, that guy was in a movie, too. The fat one? Yeah. That's Kamala, isn't it? Look at this. Boom, bitch.

Knocked his teeth out. Yeah. Damn. I think Adam Sandler movies. Yeah, it was tough. Damn. Tough. Fake tan versus real tan?

Oh, that's what the guy was asking? Real tan always, man. Just take your shirt off so you don't have the farmer's tan. I always tell Theo, get them cheeks out. Tan the buns, bro. Don't let the, get the buns toasty, son. You got to get a yard or something. You can do it.

I got a, you know, my apartment here has a roof and I can go up there sometimes, but the neighbors, they own the building. Yeah. And I don't think they're ready to see all of that magic that that farmer's tan stuff dude and then especially when it's around your neck your neck and face all tan and then below that it's like pale as fuck jimby put on that fucking fake tan i do i actually have a subscription to it so what do you mean with it to what you don't look tan. No, but you can tell my upper half is way darker than my lower half. I caught a glimpse. Chin was wearing these sweats, and they hiked up a little bit, and I saw his calves.

Bro. What are you guys talking about? It was so white. Chin is white and uses fake tanner. I use fake tanner just to be normal. Which is news to me. To be normal? What are you talking about, dude?

You mean trying to fit in? You're a black history mom? No. I'm just so free. I'm a ghostly white. Which is news to me. To be normal? What are you talking about, dude? You mean trying to fit in? You're a black history mom? No. I'm just so free. I'm a ghostly white. It's almost like translucent. It's gross.

So how much do you put on? Like half a handful? No, it's a mister. It's a L'Oreal. You put it on your face, too? A guy does it for you? No. Good question, Nick. How do you get it on your back?

You spray it up and run under it? So here's the thing. I only spray stuff that shows. So my stomach is still white. It's just my arms, my neck. What'd that dick do, though? What are you talking about, dog? What do you mean?

Dude, your son's five and now you're gay, dude. I'm just spitballing ideas here. Do you spray the... No, gross. Don't be spitballing. The wasabi stick? I'm talking about a man's penis at the same time, though. There's Chin.

That's Chin on a Saturday. I'm like black. I'm not black. I'm brown and white. You spray your face, though? You go chocolate face? No, I tried doing that before, and it looks so weird. Oh, I wish you'd come in here with my outfit.

You can do it. You can do it. You can go at least milk chocolate. Yeah. A nice caramel. Yeah, I wouldn't do anything with almonds in it. No. I'm not supposed to be dark.

For some reason, I look really, really strange when I'm dark. Is your girl dark? She's very dark. Yeah, man. She's very tanned. What about dark Koreans? Is that something you looked at on? Just look up.

Yeah, Koreans will go chocolate body, chocolate face, especially in lifting competitions. Let's look up some dark co-roses. I don't think I see any dark Koreans. Kat's dark. I know she's not Korean, but she's Asian. She's dark. There's one on the far right. Check out the forehead on the bottom right.

Check out the Klingon. That's definitely not Korean. That guy's Korean, dude. Hand human. Hold on. Hand human. Oh, Korean-Nigerian. He's got some Nigerian in him.

He's half black. He's got courage. Do you think he looks normal? I mean, he looks fine, but do you think he looks... There's something that looks a little odd, right? That's how I look. Pretty fair-skinned people for Asians. Yeah, pretty much.

I get dark, dark. Do you? Mexican dark. Dude, I got bit by a dog when I was sunbathing when i was young so i have really i think for safety sometimes you've got to go into the tanning salon but if you're in a safe area fenced in area or something i think you can sunbathe before ufc fights i just hit that tanning bed you did yeah man gotta market the product dog and that body's the product, dog. And that body's the product, baby. That was Andrei Arlovsky's philosophy, too.

He was worried about being really jacked back in the day because he knew that was part of it. Yeah, yeah. Check all boxes, daddy. Damn. I would like to see some of these guys start to whiten up a little bit, some of the darker guys. Go white face? Yeah.

That'd be cool. I would like to see Israel Adesanya get more white. I would like to see Paolo Costo get more white. I would like to see anybody who shops at Costco. The Black Beast? Maybe Francis whitens up a little bit? Yeah. I would like to see Usman.

I don't know if you want to go Sammy Sosa, though. He went Frank Sinatra at the end, dude. He got really... Yeah, he looks like the guy in The Godfather. It is a nightmare. Yeah, he got. He ended up as Ray Liotta. That's how far he went.

Yeah. Before smoking. Yeah. He said he just uses a lotion. He didn't know it was going to do that. See, that's what happens, Chen. Using a spritzer. Now, how do you get it on your back?

I don't. That's the thing. I only. So it's front only right now. That's all I care about. Just so I can look normal. normal otherwise it's maybe like a you do the feet too i tried before but then it doesn't work out well yeah wow nick's nick's the whitest dude in here oh yeah i'm spending a lot of time in front of computers recently i bet those outside those thighs and ass are just what are What are you guys talking about? What is this show about? If Usman did the whitened up,

he'd be the Nigerian white mare. Ooh. I was in the chamber for quite some time. There was no gap. He's like, fuck. That's why we had it. I'm going to put it earlier. And what's Mark Norman got a question about? I don't even know i'm kevin hart

i'm kevin hart i'm gay king this thing my name is mike from kansas city missouri what's going on i uh just graduated college to be a history teacher so i have a debate club question for theo patra and king fuck if you had the opportunity to go back in time when and where would you go oh this is so the answer that i usually give is when the pyramids were being built in ancient egypt that's weak um those things are so old people usually don't actually understand how old they are um there was a population of woolly mammoths that were actually still alive when those pyramids were being built. Woe, ma'ams. My other two places is I'd go check out Jesus, see what he was all about, and then go see the dinosaurs.

Nowadays, people are saying that T-Rexes had feathers, and I don't know if I'm fucking with all that. Yeah, I agree. Let me know what you guys think. That's gay men saying that. Let's be honest. Also, don't cuss as a history teacher. Lesson number one, amigo. No, dude. You cuss, man Also, don't cuss as a history teacher. Lesson number one, amigo.

No, dude. You cuss, man. I think you cuss, bro. Also, them fake books you're reading. Yeah, this is fucking Barbados. Okay?

Yeah. We're talking about the fucking Sistine Hunnits. Where would you go? I would go... Honestly, bro, I'd go back to

Slave Times, bro. I wouldn't have any... Ooh, dicey. i wouldn't have any dice i wouldn't have any but i would probably shot i would look around see how it is just see yeah i would just kind of um shop around yeah window shop go on the ikea of slaves no no dude and i'm not talking about black slaves black people always want to make slavery about them i'm not talking about that i'm talking about it could be any type of slaves co-rows yaps anybody yes you know sure sure i'm not gonna go to back then um the roaring 20s would be dope i would i would go to the 60s the roaring 20s roaring 20s be dope wearing suits dancing yeah that would be funny caps and shit that should be dope you would

look you would look good then because you like to have different outfits yeah i love it then also i'd go in the 60s too i give charles manson a record deal so he doesn't kill everybody that's all he wanted was a record deal baby yeah we'll figure this out yeah i'll get you a record deal line up with the beach boys he was no he wasn't bad. Uh-uh. He wasn't too bad. Beach Boys literally took one of his songs. They did? Yeah.

Verbatim. And didn't give him credit. That's why he popped off. I'd kill two people if that happened to me. I'd go to the Spawn Ranch, hang out there. Great reference, Brendan. Way to go. Shitty skill set.

And what do they do there? At Spawn Ranch? Fuck. You just hang out, chill in the sun work on your tan hook up with chicks do drugs well listen to charles manson rant all day basically came to sting with you the good thing is they didn't the good thing is they didn't have as much gems back in the 60s like being jacked wasn't really a thing. No, it's frowned upon. Dad bod was in. Paul Newman was the king back then.

No, lean bodies were in. That's what I'm saying. Paul Newman was just lean. Yeah, like swimming. Clint Eastwood was big back then. They're just like normal dudes doing yard work. Everybody wasn't on TRT and doing protein powder. The boys just had those natural genetics. God, that's what it was about, man.

Fuck, dude. Fashion, the cars in the 60s too. protein powder and boys just had those natural genetics that's what it was about man dude fashion the cars in the 60s too where did we go so wrong then i guess when fitness became some marketable type of thing huh well mr olympia kind of fucked everybody because then steroids got involved everyone thought that was the pinnacle of health and then you grow up with your heroes are sylvester stallone and fucking arnold schwarzenegger so you want to be them as a kid but you didn't realize they were juice to the fucking gills i just thought they were drinking milk yeah dude imagine how juiced out them guys was dude you look back on it like what there's no chance it's gonna be that big just tearing up and

it's just oil coming out of your eyes. Fuck, dog. Damn. I'd like to see you get back on the juice. You built like a Muppet baby with high estrogen. I don't know if I am or not, dude. I'm built like a gingerbread man, though, I noticed. You put up a gingerbread cookie? Gingerbread man, cookie male.

Gingerbread cookie male. Dude, I'd like to get into that zoo jim get you on that squat rack make my day bubba man i've been doing some um you know i still been training the jiu-jitsu's so you get any fucking better though i'm considering getting into a contest you're gonna sign up for one considering a white belt competition they got naga over there i think we on the juice like the rest of them. That's how I'm built right there, dude. Without the frosting.

I mean, some of the frosting. Some frosting in the back. Are you tapping people pretty frequently? I tapped a young lady the other day, to be honest with you, named Celeste or something. With what? With what? A Camaro or some shit? No, I literally was doing almost a double

handed handstand on her throat like that she fucking gave up all right she also had to leave that her mom was waiting but wins a win wins a win in my book wins a win some 50 year old guy tapped me out some 70 year old guy fucking body slammed me dude who had a fucking ponytail is your neck still fucked up it's getting better man every day it's telling you i'm gonna fly to nashville and fuck some of those people up throwing you around come in there dude come on that 70 year old dave we'll see what's up man you want to body slam theo on his ass i think his name was paul there's definitely some people in there that cheat though you guys in your pajamas and shit no we're geed up man that's what i'm saying pajamas oh yeah you get in there and i don't wear a rash guard either man so i'll

go full throttle like that like it's intended yeah come and get it you want a stripe on that belt yet i'll put cologne on a little not much yeah i'll spray this little cologne before a workout especially in the zoo gym and all the most well also if you got cologne on your neck or something some of that gets in their eyes. That's their fault. I'll drip my sweat right into their mouth. People are like, damn, that guy just, you know, he didn't tag me out, but he blinded me. I fucking put him in that fucking Christian Dior Camorra.

Hell yeah, Doug. That's it, man. Enjoy that sriracha sweat, bitch. But yeah, my big thing is trying to like get somebody's wrist. How's your shrimp game? It's coming along. I was born a crustacean. Got that shell out the back, daddy.

Yeah, bro. Yeah, dude. So, definitely, I'm on the bottom of the ocean. Who's this little pretty Philly dovey? She's got a little follow-up to our wheelchair hotties question. Oh, she another wheelchair girl? Hey, boys. Allie from Kansas City. up to our wheelchair hotties question oh she another wheelchair girl hey boys alley from kansas city so since we're talking about hot girls and wheelchairs i got a debate club for you really just i was sorry anthem roll out luda riding chameleon air gang gang buzz buzz. Damn, that is sex on wheels, Addy.

No pun intended. Well, this is cool because Chameleon Air used to have an office by the other studios. Yes, I've seen that all the time. All the time. He's always trading stocks instead of making music. Yeah, he always had a Bluetooth in and was always like, I'll take 7%. Yeah, he was never like how you would think. Yeah, he didn't really.

He created an app. Yeah, he didn't live up. There was no gunplay. He wasn't like a real. He didn't seem like a real about it. No. Thug. He never said what's up really either.

Yeah, he wasn't super engaging. But he was always working. Always working. I tried getting a look at that hog too. Maybe that's why he wouldn't talk to you. Yeah. You're right, neighbor. It's like true detective.

Dude, if I catch somebody looking at my dick two times, I'm not talking to them no more. Yeah, that's fair. One time, dude, that's nature. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Curiosity, really. Yeah. That's just fucking hose hunting.

Dude, we're talking every time. Some big fella just like that guy on uh on um home improvement he's like howdy neighbor yeah howdy neighbor uh tell me about it tim tell me about tim yeah he they say that neighbor in uh home improvement was in witness protection because he was in the military really yeah yeah there's, there's like a backstory to Wilson, the neighbor. He was in witness protection, so that's why he never saw his face. And he was always like hiding. That's some deep home improvement fan fiction.

My dad was such a fan of Tim Allen. Yeah. I'm still a fan. I've asked him to be on the podcast, but. I like Tim Allen. Got arrested for cocaine. He's also from Denver. Denver boy.

First of all, to do cocaine at high altitude, legend. Legend. Bro, it's so, because you get so dehydrated, it's so hard to do cocaine at sea level. Doing coke at sea level is easy, man. There he is. Kalamazoo, Michigan, arrested. Any little toot bitch can do that, bro. But if you're out there wolfing toot at fucking 5280 altitude

son i think he is from michigan hi he is but he came up in denver high and dry him and roseanne came up at the same time because he does like he's the voice of michigan tourism or whatever yeah makes bank for them yeah he came up in denver roseanne at the comedy works he's a champion man i would like to see him dude i got to got to work with Pablo Francisco the other night. How was that? Monster. Pablo's a monster. He just keeps going.

He's like in his own universe. It's just like, if you're not into one joke, there's 70 more jokes. He's going to hit you with something. Yeah. Yeah, something's going to hit. He's a beast. And it was like comedy in a circle. Oh, that was in LA?

Yeah. With those jam in the vans some shit oh no this mark ciritella i like mark yeah mark's my boy mark's great man it was him piven was jeremy pivens was on it who else gabby lambie they came in here with those deep with those lips oh yeah with them freaking uh hopefully hopefully her stand-up went better than her appearance on here i Oh, my God. I thought she did great. Two of those people were on the Culture Corner.

Mark was too one time. Yeah, Mark was. Was he really? Yeah. Oh, no, you're thinking of a different Mark. Oh, it wasn't his. You're thinking of Mark. Irish Mark.

Irish Mark. No, this is Mark Sertelli. Yeah, this is Italian Mark. He books all the shows. And he was also a teacher, history teacher. Yeah. But what time period would I go back to? I don't know, Chim.

What would you go back to, dude? You go back to the Yang Dynasty or what? No, it's lame, but the dinosaurs sounded cool to see actual dinosaurs. Bro, you know how fast you get picked up by a pterodactyl with your white legs? To see it would be insane. Bro, a couple dinosaurs go out for fucking Chinese food, and it's a wrap for you. Yeah, a little lo mein on the menu with them T-Rex. Those velociraptors Eat your ass first

You ever seen the Horror stories on that shit Somebody fucking just Goes for that fucking Egg roll with glasses That's you dog It's a wrap son It's literally a wrap

It is a wrap Do you remember The first time you guys Saw Jurassic Park The very first time When it first came out How amazing It was like 93 or some shit

Dude I remember They had this big Or definitely bigger than me Black girl That went to our school And she like Hugged me the whole time time when it first came out how amazing 93 or some shit dude i remember they had this big uh or definitely bigger than me black girl that went to our school and she like hugged me the whole time that we watched that shit is intense so i i would i wish i was scared i guess she thought i was scared i was always scared of her though she was like the toughest girl in our school those girls were she would play volleyball and just spike it right at you, dude. Not for her getting up. Kizzy. Her name was Kizzy. Kizzy.

Shout out to Kizzy. Your comfort animal in the theater. Oh, I'm just sitting in there to scare. You're just all bodied up with her. They grab you like this. She was holding me like a damn beanie baby. Hell yeah. Princess Diana beanie baby.

Here's a. We didn't answer that hot girl in the wheelchairs question. Roll out or riding dirty. Roll out or ride and dirty? Roll out. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, roll out. And then what's the Camellia song? Trying to catch me riding dirty. Trying to catch me riding dirty.

Trying to catch me riding. Trying to catch me riding. I'm going to go with Roll Out by Ludacris. I'm going to go Wagon Wheel by Darius Rock. Ooh, that's good too rock me mama like a southbound train i like that better mama rock me i mean it's not gonna get me lit but yeah but if you i i think and look I love your choices, young lady, and I love, I'll probably be in a wheelchair one day, so I feel you, you know, and I'll see you there.

But in the meantime, I think you're doing good. Yeah, I'm going to go Darius Rucker. Late night Darius Rucker, but if I'm trying to get lit, girl, you trying to roll into a Walmart or something, you got to come with that Ludacris. It's rolling on the fucking wheels. I would go with Cadillac on 22. I ain't did nothing in my life to stay true.

Who is that? David Banner? I don't know that one. Pray to the Lord for the Mississippi streets. Oh, no. What she should roll into the Walmart is into sitting sideways. Boys in the day sitting sideways. There you go.

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of Godsmack what? What's going on, guys? I'm in this beautiful bathroom at work. I got a debate club for you. When you're taking a piss in the bathroom, do you pull your wang out the little holes in the zipper and in your boxers? Oh, man. Or do you just unzip your whole entire

pants and do it that way? Give it a shot. Why not? About to take a piss right now. That's it. Prove it. Prove it.

That's a hard piss. That's a super soaker piss, Doug. I don't want to think about how the man's pissing nah why not that's how he gets it done listen i just flopped that baby bird over the top of these jeans piss hole what who uses a piss hole there was always oh definitely some uh sniper usually chris kyle yeah so i would say there was always that guy who would like tuck his penis back between his legs and turn backwards and piss that way dude which was insane about that reverse piss action yeah there's also the dude who like Gonzo coming out the back of his butt there's also the the dude who never grew up pulls his pants all the way down so his ass cheeks are out the

back at the stall bro you gotta you gotta grow up man i don't know i respect when somebody does that because they're it's about them they're not worried about what other people think that's why i think it's a it's it depends on how you go into peeing bro i've never used a piss hole in my entire 37 years on this planet really never i just flopped that fucking super choker out, daddy. Get that baby bird out the front. Who uses a piss hole? Chin? Never.

Nick? I'm a MeUndies guy. There's no hole. Oh, yeah. So over the top. Over the top. Off the top rope is where I do it, daddy. Dang, that Jimmy Snuka, huh?

Yeah. Dang. I think, what do I do, dude? Yeah, I just. I don't know what I do. You guys want to see some Sink My Ink? Hell yeah. She's got a couple she regrets.

Miss Blue Eyes. My name's Ashley from Illinois, and I have a Sink My Ink. There's two, actually, that I'll let you roast. So the first one is is cash got it in college and was told it'd go away in a year and it's been about eight years now and the second one is oh this girl is wild don't roast my feet i know i need a fucking pedicure gang gang buzz buzz buzz buzz blue eyes i'll tell you right now you meet a chick with a lip tattoo, that girl was wild. Wild horses. Yeah.

That girl was wild. Let's just say somebody's dated a couple brothers in the day. Yeah. There's no white dudes coming to tattoo inside your lip. I'll tell you that right now. Yeah, man. I like that camel toe. I think that's really, really smart. That's creative.

Yeah. I'm not mad at the feet either. You might need a little pedicure. I'm mad at them chubby three at the right, though. the right though yeah they chubbed up on the right son look at those little gang over there yeah those three are snuggled up that big zoom in on those little bad boys yeah them three piglets they're not piglets man i think they're kind of sexy but they all got that same body type yeah you mean fat well they remind me of sexy, but they all got that same body type. Yeah. You mean fat? Well, they remind me of Cinderella and her two sisters.

Ooh, hell yeah. You know? They down to clown. All them fat mice in Cinderella. Thump, thump. Oh. Who's that thump? Oh, Gus, Gus.

Gus, Gus. Oh, I haven't seen all that shit. Yeah, a little Gus Gus far right there. Ooh, what? Daddy, don't hurt him with the dimples on the toes. Yeah. Looks like Boston's feet. She's like, don't hurt them with the dimples on the toes. Looks like Boston's feet. She's like, don't rush my toes.

I think the toes look good, man. Yeah, girl, get them things out. Listen, Star Only's fans like Cat. Take those piggies to market. Hell yeah. Make some money, girl. Yeah, girl, get them things out there. I'd put little hula hoops around each one of them bitches. Fuck yeah.

I'd put them bag girls to work. I'd put some braids on one of them. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, get some cornrows on one of them bitches, son. Hell yeah, girl. Dude, put some fucking bronzer on one of those bitches just on the front and put some glasses on it. Fuck yeah. Get a little sriracha on them toes.

Get an OnlyFans account. Then get a plastic dinosaur that comes out of the knees. This is spicy. A little thong toe undie. There's a couple of them. Someone posted it in the King of Stink Facebook group. I can't find the post number. Damn, I didn't even know that shit existed.

Let's go, huh? Let's go. I think this would hit Venice. I'm about to start selling this on Venice Beach. It would be a fucking hit, bro. I could see you with those, huh? My big toe is way too big for that. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Disgusting. Nick's search history is nasty. That was not my history. Whatever, dude. What was that, Nick? Male camel toes? Look, I was at the beach this weekend, man. That's so weird.

I'll tell you this this some man's is over gay in it two guys out there wearing underpants right yeah with diamond like bedazzled tails out of the back of them skating figure skating on cement and playing britney spears on repeat the whole time. Which one? Toxic? I'm like, these fellas out here just trying to collect A-I-D-S, fam. You feel me? It was just.

It's still popping now. Look, if you want it, it's there. Oh, you'll find it. But it was just so like, come on. Like, what are we? It's like begging to be like, hey, look how gay I can be today. It sounds like they were inspired by Joe Exotic. They had those weird Ed Hardy jeans.

Oh, they had Ed Hardy nuts, I bet. It was just, oh, it was just like, it just, anytime you see something that's way too desperate, you know? Yeah, you can smell it. Yeah. Just sometimes, like, come on, man. That Dallas Buyers

Club vibe. Yeah, it just like, what come on, man. That Dallas Buyers Club vibe. Yeah. It's just like, what do we do? Like, if anything, anybody that's doing something too much, it's like, what are we doing? Oh, I wanted to bring up this to you guys. I don't know if you saw. Bad friends. They fired some shots at you guys.

It was actually a response to Theo calling out Bobby, called him sleepy. Here's just a little snippet. You know how you can tell he has an eye that just wanders sometimes? But what these two douches are doing, right, is that you're trying to provoke a war with real warriors. Right, with real warriors. Yeah, yeah. They're trying to provoke a war with true warriors. Yeah, you know what? We have mental capacities.

Yeah. Yeah. Here's the thing. You and I say we're stupid all the time. Yeah. We do that as a fun. We go, we're dumb and we're not that Yeah. Yeah. Here's the thing. You and I say we're stupid all the time. Yeah. We do that as a fun. We go, we're dumb and we're not that smart. These two guys?

Yeah. Honestly? They said two guys. I'm not kidding. Pound for pound. Be united. The dumbest people I've ever met in my life. I doubt that.

I don't believe that. It was a lot more of the same of that. Just taking shots. And who are these guys? I'm sorry look is it trying are they trying to do a shitty virgin king this thing i mean look i'll admit one of these guys is a great comment um you know it's tough to it's i, I'll say this. I work for myself. Me too. Something neither one of these guys fully do.

What else, dude? Look, these are great guys. You know, I remember I was there for Bobby and Bobby doesn't like to talk about this. But when he, Bobby,

a lot of people do not know audition to be in a, I don't want to say. Big trouble in little China? I don't want to get the wrong E's, but I want to say Japanese or Korean E's. Korean E's. And he, it was a, what's the group of, it's like the people and they can't, they're kind of smaller and they're getting older, but they're trying to get that lady at the diamond mine or something, you know what I'm talking about? No.

Seven Dwarfs. Seven Dwarfs. Oh. So Bobby auditioned to be in that, dude, and he was like the eighth dwarf or something, Bok Choi. Bok Choi. And didn't get it, bro,

and I remember reading the fucking scripts with him. And the lines were so easy, you know? It was like, I'll wake her up, you know? Just like the fucking. Yeah, basic shit, man. Easy as shit. Isn't it a Daniel Day-Lewis script, you're saying? And he went in there and just bombed it, you know?

Just fucking could not get it right. And I was there for him after that and so bobby and i have like a long history the history with the other guy uh talking about the red rocket huh yeah that the guy fucking uh which i gave him his nickname but yeah carry on uh yeah the little match um i think it's just different with him you know he's a special guy you know he's an angry guy oh redhead it's not his fault well that's just what you see it's like a you know a lot of that red is it's almost like what they say with titanics or not titanics but ice rods or whatever okay you know i'm talking about uh-ohoh. Berg. Icebergs. Icebergs.

Icebergs. Not to fucking Jew out on anybody, but icebergs. And is that the tip? There's a lot more in there. So imagine you crack the guy open. You got 700 miles of fucking ginger yarn in there. Pure flames. Pure angry flames.

All just freaking roving into Chinese finger traps. Why they won't come after us, man? I don't know. I love these guys, though. I love them, too. They got to see us on the streets. They got to see us on the streets, Bobby. Oh, dude.

Robert, we'll see you on the streets, Bubba. Yeah, we'll see you. Robert, I only had one piece. Guy who ate a dog poop once, dude. Okay, we know what happened. And Deep Dish Santino, we got to see you on the streets, Papa. Yeah, man, we got to see you in Las Calles. Yeah, bro.

And I'll be really honest. One of these sweet little nook nooks, okay, asked me to do the podcast with them before they chose to do this. And I turned them down. So I'm not saying it's not a beautiful group. I'm not saying that you guys aren't doing a great job but i am saying if this is a podcast race you're behind you're you're behind now i don't want to say we inspired the show but we inspired your show yeah Yeah. If you want to see your reflection, you may want to use the rear view mirror. Because you're brain.

Okay. Knock, knock. Who's there? You are. Damn, dog. Look, I'll leave breadcrumbs if you want some snacks because you're behind us. If you guys want attention, just let us know, man. You just got to call us.

You got our number? Dude, meet us at, just let us know, man. You just got to call us. You got our number? Dude, meet us at 220. Meet us at freaking anything. Fucking Santino, put Bobby on your shoulders and come get some, dog. Yeah, meet us at any muscle, Bobby. So, but look, they're great guys, man. They're good guys. They are great guys.

Overall, they're great guys. I love them. And look, they're great guys. They're good guys. They are great guys. Overall, they're great guys. I love them. And look, the podcast is good. You know, they got the little kid in there working for them, which definitely. Some questions. Yeah. I'm not, you know, I'm not saying that we haven't reported that group. Twice now.

Okay. I haven't got a response back. And they're also all working for that white guy over there. George, whatever. The ivory fucking white, you know, Uncle George they call him, whatever. He's the producer or what? I don't know what he is. I don't know what he is.

He's the man behind the scenes? It's a lot of confusion. But the fact they hired the high school kid to be over there and be Filipino in the corner or whatever. Suspect. Suspect, gentlemen. Yeah. But a beautiful group of people, man. Yeah.

I love them. I love Bobby's girl. Talented guy. He knows that. And Bobby's already said, if something happens to him, that I can ask her out. of people man we like i love them i love bobby's girl talented guy knows that well and he's bobby's already said if something happens to him that i can ask her out really i thought he told me that well i then then i guess we both have something to discuss with him yes wake up like dude come on i do love them though now they're look phenomenal guys i I mean, look, if I'm Bobby, would I have done a podcast with my brother instead?

Maybe. But, you know, a lot of us don't have the same family relationships. Instead, he makes his brother stay in a fucking apartment somewhere. And I don't want to say home, but it's a home with a piano in it. Okay, so we've all been through some things, man. But, look, these guys are beautiful. Stevie Weeby. Oh, been through some things, man. But look, these guys are beautiful. Stevie Weeby. Oh, Stevie's a legend, man.

Oh, you're the first one that comes up. Oh, damn. Oh, how convenient. Wow, and what about this, though? And let's go and look at this. I want to say right now, go back. If you will look at where the affinity lies, bop, b lies, okay?

If you'll wait and I, and I'm not judging, this is people watched. People watched me and your brother more than you and your brother. Those are just numbers. But those are numbers, bro. Those are numbers.

I'm just guessing based on black and white blatant facts so but look i love stevie weeby man hashtag free stevie weeby oh yeah apparently there's a britney spears thing going on here there's a lot yeah free stevie dog that's what i'm saying hashtag free stevie weeby yeah man free stevie and stevie we love you man and if you need something man just throw a message in a bottle. Yeah, I've never worked with you, but just do like an Instagram post wearing a yellow dress. Oh, Stevie's great, man. Yeah.

Phenomenal guy. It's just you're getting those family issues. And then you take it on two guys who inspired your show. Yeah. Wake up, lady. I helped him. Speaking of freeing people, Bobby Schmurder's tough. Take it on two guys who inspired your show. Yeah. Wake up, lady. I helped him. Speaking of freeing people, Bobby Schmurder's out. Oh, here's a free Bobby.

This is him talking to his mom. Oh, my goodness. Look at my baby. How are you? You're right, nigga. He's in for like six years? He did them. Kiki.

Now, some people think Tekashi69 stole his rap cadence and vibe. Kiki. Look, he's out. What's up, baby boy? I miss you, Stinky. Oh, my God. Yo, I cannot wait to kiss you up. Oh, my God. Yo, I cannot wait to kiss you up.

Oh, my goodness. I love you. Boy looking good. Yeah. Kinky, you look good. You look good. You look good. You look good.

Why are they just yelling? Do they both have bad service? Why are they yelling at each other? And he's jacked. Look, at each other? He's Jack. Look, he's happy. He's Jack, man. That's beautiful, man. He's out. Free shmurda, dude.

Wow. How long was he in for? I thought six years, right? Like during the height of his shit. Was released from a New York prison Tuesday morning. 26-year-old. Wow. He's so young.

He went in for five. Conspiracy and weapons possession. Part of a plea deal. Akil. October 2016. Wow. Five years of hard time. No, you know who took his vibe,

or I thought, was Young M.A.? Really? Play some Bobby Shmurda, will you? Mm-hmm. Yeah, he is the real big hit. Bro, he was on his own vibe, I thought. And then he got locked up. But he also was...

They had too many guns in the video, I think. Yeah, too many guns. Talk about too many murders. We just can't... The cops are just listening to rap albums now. Play Hot Ninja. I love the silence. I'm trying to make the next motherfucking scene up, man.

Fucking Shmurda She-Ro. Ha ha ha. Ha. You got much money back this morning? Let him build it. Ha ha ha. Double beats coming at me. And Chewie, I'm some hot nigga.

Like I talk to Shaisee when I shot niggas. Like you see them twirl when they see us. He came through with that. Yep, only song I know of his. But now what about, they had this lady, Young M.A., I think was her name. Oh, I didn't talk about that lesbian. And she might have been lesbian, I'm not sure. And if she walked in her jiu-jitsu gym, she'd beat the shit out of you. Oh, yeah.

Ooh-wee. Yeah, you're welcome. A little too much build up for these rap videos. They're having a nice meal. I'm a little smash. I'm a little trash. But we in the club, man. Oh. Yeah, they hate, but they broke them And when it's time to pop, they had no shame

Yeah, I'm pretty, but I'm loco The loud got me movin' slow-mo Ayo, Tweety, where the hoes, bro? Ayo, Keys, where the hoes, though? That other nigga, he a bozo It's a man, you don't know We got liquor by the boatload Maybe not. I can see how you can come to that conclusion. This is breaking news.

Tiger Woods got in a rollover car crash. Fuck. I bet it went in. I think it was I think it was Mulholland. Jaws of life. Everyone gets

fucked up in Mulholland, man. That's where Kevin Hart did. That's where James Dean died. Rancho's Palace Verdes. He was just playing golf with

David Spade yesterday. Tiger Woods? Eldrick Tiger Woods was extricated from the wreck with the jaws of life. Dang. Must have been bad. Well, he's probably not playing the Masters.

He was talking about his back the other day. Man, I hope he's okay. Was he driving all medicated again and shit? I think he might have been. I don't know. He's getting medicated like those lizards at my son's B-Day party, man. Get real lazy on that steering wheel. Do they pill him up?

Oh, yeah. Praise God. You didn't know those lizards were on NyQuil? That one dude looked like he definitely, his breath felt a little bit like he was on some Pertz. Yeah, he was on some Zanny. Should we close it out with some King of the Stingit? Yeah, dog.

Oh, there's that professor that does heroin. Oh, really? He's trying to push on everybody, too. Yeah, there's that professor that does heroin. Oh, really? He's trying to push on everybody, too. Yeah, he said there's nothing like going home after a long day's work. This must be part of that Common Core curriculum. Yeah. He says he puts on a nice fire and takes a couple lines of heroin. Ooh.

Sounds nice. He'll talk you into it now. There aren't things I enjoy more than a few lines by the fireplace at the end of the day. Refreshed and prepared to face another day. And this is him? That's him on the left with the dreads. Oh, damn. You know which one.

Look, I didn't know. Hey, you know which one. There's his attorney with him. You can't be fat and do heroin, dog. Yeah, can you? I don't even know. I don't think so. His reason for coming clean about doing opiates is like to do advocate for decriminalized possession of

recreational drugs dude the book makes the case that the demonetization of drug use or whatever that's like the silk road kid who's doing two life sentences you see that have you read that book or watch the movie silk road is it good the movie just came out yeah it's about that dude uh i forget his first name his last name's ulrich he started the silk road is basically like lars ulrich law yeah yeah stevie's boys with him super really yeah really close talk to his mom like every week oh but uh he basically created the dark web for trading drugs with bitcoin obviously can't do that but he was like well it's amazon for drugs it's a free market and our government was like it's not a free market and then where he fucked up is he hired

he asked this he didn't know he's talking to under undercover detective asked that detective to kill two people so that's why they give them double life sentences wake up be our mom um unbelievable man a lot going on today man Shmurda's out Woods is out Woods is in Woods is out Of the car Yeah

Of the car yeah Here's a lady right here That's got something for me Here's a little dime Here's a little Shout out Culture Corner I've got a bit of a different type of submission for you today My name's Jessie By day I am a marketing coordinator website designer and housewife and

dog mom but on the weekends i sometimes like to pull out a little alter ego i like to call jesse james and i have been a stripper for seven years so i decided to bring that big hitter that thick boy anthem to to Cleveland. And I'm going to have to have you can it or sting it. What do you think of my thick boy anthem music video? And I know everyone might be a little bit hesitant on strippers on the show after Baby Unique. But trust me, let it ride, and just cheer me out on this. And gang gang, big butts.

Damn, daddy. Okay. So, big butts. Damn, daddy. Okay. So she's a dancer, huh? Mm-hmm. Every bit of it. Cheeked. Ah. Got the thick peach in the back.

Is this Atlanta or some shit? Cleveland. Oh. Oh, I shit? Cleveland. Oh. Ooh, I'm in Cleveland. It's super thick, boy. It fits. There's a lesbian out there snacking.

Who snacks at the strip club? Yo, boy. That pipe is loose, huh? Yeah, I think wiggle room. Damn. She's nice with that pole, though. Is that one of those tall ones? Remember that one stripper fell off the top rack?

That was too far of a fall. It was like a three-story fall in Atlanta. She broke her hip, bud. I think they buried her under the stage. Oh, shit. Oh, she going definitely, man. She leaving the building. She leaving the building. She leaving the building. She leaving.

Little brows gonna be pumped. Damn, Cleveland lit as fuck. Cleveland wild, bro. Oh, this is beautiful, man. Look, I love seeing women get out there and do their thing. Make that money, girl. Damn.

Get out there. I'm sure that thick boy anthem got them fans riled up to start throwing that cash. Well, this is the original OnlyFans. This was it. It was in a brick-and-mortar building, man. You know? And so I'll say this, man, is, yeah, get out there and do it. Get them cheeks out.

See how she's not ashamed? See how she's touching that top rope, Theo? Yeah, I see it. That could be you, man. I'm looking right at it. That could be you. Look at her. That ain't going to be me, man.

Ass up, face down. Pole game, son. I don't want that, man. I can barely get through what I'm doing now. Yeah, it'd be tough to get up that pole. I'm not going to lie to you guys. Yeah, and I just switched to cymbal. Whoa!

Oh, I thought she fell. I was like, oh, we don't want that. She did fall, but she put the brakes. Oh, look at her go. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She got the cakes with the brakes, homie. Cakes and brakes. That'd be my strip club, cakes and brakes.

And they do brake pads, but they also have ass. Yeah, and cakes. She's caked the fuck up, son. Okay, Brendan, you told us that but here's what i'm saying distracting here's what i'm saying is this man this girl obviously is doing her best i when i'm really good at it she got four dollars she had four bucks oh well hold on once you start shaking that ass then see the video cut off too soon yeah we should venmo her 40 man i'll tip her 40 yeah i'll give her another. So what I would like to think about is that the town I grew up in, they had a strip club.

It wasn't like a club, but it was like you could strip in there and people were doing it. If you wanted to. They had it available. People were doing it, yeah. Those are dicey. And the problem was the pole was actual plumbing. So every now and then you would hear somebody upstairs flush a dump and it would come right down the stripper pole, dude. So somebody would be spinning on this thing.

And you know what's going. You would hear a flush running through, bro. And that's Christ, baby. It's a great use of space, though. Look, it's like very, and I don't want to point fingers, but it's very you know where. Japanese. Oh, okay. All right.

I didn't know that. Dude, Japanese will sleep In the They'll sleep in the back pocket Yeah you're right You know what I'm saying If it makes sense Yeah if you got enough pockets

Logistically though You'll see a Japanese guy Open up a coat pocket Jump in there and go to bed You know what I'm saying Like they are so organized Smart There's no wasting time

Shout out to that young thicky man Love the thick boy anthem But bad friends We don't understand really What's going on There's a guy right there There's a guy right there. There's a guy right there. Sleeping in a drawer.

There's what's-his-name probably calling him the N-word. Making him get in that drawer. And it's a picture of our Kramer from Seinfeld. From Seinfeld putting an Asian guy in a drawer. He was great, though, man. Oh, he was great. He got a bad hook. Look, yeah, he had a rough night.

It's a rough closer. Yeah, he was bombing at the laugh, actually, as a heckler. He called me Edward. He got so frustrated, he called me Edward. It wasn't even a black guy. I know. That makes sense.

Well, and that's the thing. Lost his career. Yeah, but did he... He still gets the residuals from Seinfeld, so he's fine. He's fine. But I don't understand, man, this thing with bad friends. Man, if they want it.

You want that smoke, boys. You want that smoke, come get it, dog. Feeling froggy, then leap, you little fucks. Yeah. Santino out there, just like I don't really know what their motive is, you know. I feel like we've done nothing but really be supportive of these young bucks, man. Supportive, inspiring. And Bobby's 60.

Every bit of 60. You know. It's tough to see, you know, a lot of men when they get older, this happens to a lot of men as they get older, they start to point fingers at the youth. Resentment. Yeah, resentment. Haters are going to hate.

Yeah. It's too bad when it's your friends, though, you know. Yeah. I mean, that's the name too bad once your friends though you know yeah i mean that's the name of the show they let you know where they're at bad friends it's the writings on the wall yeah that's true it literally is bad friends damn i didn't come with the name of the show they said what what are we yeah we're bad friends let's go bad on theo and brendan The guys have supported them all this time. Supported them. Had them on countless episodes. Finally kid, dude.

I went on his alleged brother's podcast. No one's ever seen any documentation. Okay. I didn't even know he had a brother. Who knows? But look, beautiful people. I will say that. Love both of them.

And, you know, I know that Bobby's been through a lot this past year. Love him. And I just, if they, you know, I don't know how we, how do we bring this to a boil? How do we bring this to, or how do we bring this to a simmer? Yeah, how do we mend this? I don't know. Maybe we can send him a gift or something. Chris DiStefano, they sent him poop in a bag on that same episode.

Chris insulted some shit? Yeah. Like human shit? It turned out to be like it was meant to look like human shit. I don't think it was shit. Dude, you sent me shit. We're fighting. I'm not even opening shit.

No. I'm not opening a gift from them. Yeah. I already know what's in the box. It's doo-doo, baby. Yeah, man. from them yeah i already know that what's in the what's in the box it's doo-doo baby yeah man well just see us on the streets keep that same energy boys i just didn't know it was coming out of this i didn't want that i didn't either i thought we were good friends they're bad friends maybe we'll change our show named a good friend but maybe we started it, didn't we?

You said you did, right? Theo. That checks out. I got a short-term memory. Yeah, who knows, man. What else, man? I'll be in Cleveland. I'm joking.

I got these new Get That Hitter merch. You can check it out. Hit it up. This is a nice one. I like that. The one you gave me, I love. Really like this. And we got some King and the Sting merch actually too, man. A lot of new stuff.

And we'll show you some images of that right now that you can check and see. As I'm talking about it, we got that new Gang Gang Buzz Buzz. We got that multicolor that don't touch me but keep touching me. I love that hoodie. Yeah. A lot of strong new stuff. That long sleeve's dope. That long sleeve is dope my hair isn't

um so get out there uh we got some adjustments to the set coming soon a lot of neat things happening over here so yeah i'm excited man and you can go to thickboy.com this is gonna drop uh first week of march these thick boy varsity jackets son yeah and then i'll be in tampa this weekend uh there's about 20 tickets left friday and saturday tampa improv and then two weeks after that i am in cleveland yeah so i might go check it for myself hilarity's cleveland march 11th through the 13th get out there man now i'm in spokane 40 take her that 40 oh i could just give her cash huh spokane got that big red wagon that's what i like about spokane you can go over there and they got people doing drugs in that wagon you've been over there no biggest red wagon in america and they'll be doing pop popping pills we tongue needles i'm

talking probably a little bit more yeah arm darts baby all right them arm darts praise god now let me broadcast about this little podcast king cuz he got rad sting cuz he fought back theo got that hit a gray black bag Shopped like a wrestler, even though he never rocked masks And you know Kat's gonna take your breath Lucky she got nine lives, cause she fresh to death And I hope I don't come off strong, or make you log off When I'm in your DMs and I send another hot dog

Just kidding, didn't send that pic That would be too premature, just like Nick I'm slick, I'm sick, too legit to quit They be callin' me Chappelle cause I got the tricks And tell me how am I supposed to live without Chin singing? He gon' take you on a date and just do a lot of drinkin' Ain't no thing, shake your wing, it's the bat with the rings And the beat, who can swing? It's the king and the sting No kiddin', yo, you better listen King and the sting

Killing any opposition Bumble and mouse, the bee and the critter Gang, gang, buzz, buzz, go get that hitter That hitter No chance of pumping them brakes Don't make it, no stops, don't take it, no breaks Cause K-A-T-S, take first place It's king and the sting

You can rap, sing, whatever you want No one's gonna beat Lil' Brass It's not happening Really? You think so? I think you'd be surprised I really do Hey, we go Years ago they tried

Uh, one second Years ago they tried to Okay Years ago they tried to tell me You don't got the stripes, Webby Now they call me Conor McGregor Cause I got a tiger belly I'm prophetic, Machiavelli.

Thuggin' like Tupac, call me D'Elia cause my pocket's heavy. Cheeto cause my rock is ready. When it's time to rock, call Bill Burr to get his chopper ready. Now the brows pump, sweaty. Probably vomit, mom, spaghetti. In this state of mind, always try to keep a balance. So I'm younger than D'Elia, but my soul is always callin'. Yo, Brendan lookin' like he live with 16 kittens.

And Theo lookin' like he yells 4 when fishing I'm tight, no foes, don't matter God bless me like I got bad allergies This boy might just burn white rappers Like Thick Boy by Club Burn, those calories No kidding, yo you better listen King in the stink, killing in the opposition Bumbling mouse to bee and the critter

Gang, gang, buzz, buzz, go get that hitter No chance of pumping them brakes No making no stops, no taking no breaks Cause K-A-T-S, take first place It's King and a sting Thank you. Outro Music