The Golden Hour - Episode 118: The Crying Game

Episode Date: April 23, 2021

Steebee Weebee (Bobby Lee's brother) joins the show to give his take on how his first visit to the studio played out, Theo and Brendan give Steebee relationship advice, and the guys talk Andrew Santino threatening to sue Steebee and Jerimiah Watkins for parodying Bad Friends but using the title Good Friends, Bobby Lee stories, a BMI surgery fan update and much more! Get your King and the Sting merch at katsmerch.com  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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fueled by Monster Energy. They did a dating segment for me on the show. It's called Tinder. We had thousands of women just throwing themselves. Yeah, I ain't looking for that, though. You know, I like being alone as well, too, you know? Hey, man, pick a lane, though, you know? Yeah, I know.

Dang, dang. Boom, boom. Back off my broccolini. Get your life together. It is. Don't touch me, bro. I'm not touching you, dude. Let the great show on air.

You can lean back if you want. You can sleep there if you want. No, this is nice. If your brother cared about you, he'd get you something like this. Yeah, he really would, man. And I'm going to say that. I don't mean that in a bad way. Yeah, this is kinda like

An intervention bro We're here to help you out Okay man You seem like you're In an abusive relationship Yeah let's talk about that I wanna go first and foremost Yeah

Yeah I just I had to get some things Off my chest too Cause uh People hit me up About the crying thing Is it okay if I talk about it On air

Please do Okay thank you so much Cause I you know Every day Every day every day every day hey why'd you cry why'd you cry yeah i love how your feet don't touch the ground i'm small man you know i don't either yeah we're small dudes yeah oh meet them at 105. what do you what do you weigh i weigh block 35. Yeah, you're still growing though, man. How old are you? 15, 16?

I'm 22. Yeah, but you can still grow, dude. They'll do anything. Coming up, they'll have new treatments, get a new head. Yeah, never say never, Doug. Every procedure, they're going to shatter your legs and put some titanium or steel thing. Yeah, it's a nightmare.

But you can't have long legs. If you had long legs, your head would be small. And then your arms, you'd look like a T-Rex. I feel like I got long arms for my body. Actually, yeah, you could go another four inches on each leg, but your head will be small. So that's the issue you're going to run into then. And you can't add, unless you do a head adder,

like a head weight, like an additional head. Maybe a little HGH, grow that head out, Doug. I tried to get some of that when I was playing football, but I... Some kid did it in our high school when his chest grew like really big. All the bones in his chest. And he had like a dino. He looked like a dinosaur. And then he died in a truck accident.

Not a car accident. Truck. Yeah. HGH is that real shit, man. You don't want to be doing that in high school, dude. Yeah, well, it was like my senior year. It was my senior year I wanted to do it because I was a middle linebacker at 125 pounds. Nobody believed you were a middle linebacker. No, I played like maybe middle school linebacker. And no shade, bro.

I mean, you're still growing. Was this eight-man football or were we talking big boy football? No, it was actually a D. I played like maybe two, three games varsity my senior year i played like one or two jv but i'm in one or two junior year i was mainly jv but it was a d1 it was like one of the top football schools in our state now they uh and let's don't refer to rhode island as a state overall yeah i mean i get it but let's don't do it but um the big thing is that you guys um you um you went to college like for a year and a half yeah so yeah got what i needed to get yeah look trust me i work with brendan's off the in and out policy bernie's the only person

i know that went to the drive-thru at a college once. Did you go to college? No, no. I'll do you a song. He went to semester at sea. He went to semester at sea. And then he clowns me, man. Yeah, dude. He sent margaritas with that senior frogs and got a degree.

He shames me, man. Senior frogs is the worst where they put that liquor in your stepdad and then hurt his neck all the time. And then she shakes her tits. You're like, fuck, dude. All right, Meatball Dude, close it up, man. Good luck with your football career, man. I would have done you a solid when you told me you're a middle linebacker. I'm like, let's go ahead and quit that, dude.

Yeah, this is your Joe Rogan moment where we tell you you gotta quit it. Yeah, I think you'd be surprised. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd be surprised what you can do. I think Brian Erlacher would fuck you up. Yeah, yeah. For the NAALP, bro.

National Advancement of Little People, dude. What I'm saying is you cannot get leg extensions, man. No. Because what you don't realize is, can you get one more photo of him, Nick, so that we can get this correct? And I'm saying this out of love. And, man, I went to church recently, so it's coming. They let you back in?

I thought there was a training order. Well, this is a different church. All right. And this is not coming just for me, obviously. If you get leg extensions, your head is going to be too small. You're going to look like the security off Mario Bros. Bring that shit up, nick is that a real thing yeah the mario bros the movie they're real big and they have tiny little heads great movie in the early 90s dude amistad is a great movie i don't think we want to put a lot of these things into the same bin but we could we could we'll see what

we're doing ahead super mario's movie yeah there he is that's what you're gonna look like so you need to get hgh then we'll get you on something that does look like i'd love to get on it you would yeah oh we'll easily get you dog let's get you on that gold gym stack and see how juicy we can get you it'd be a great experiment for the show oh i just started love it. You just started going to gold. Did you? Yeah. Oh, then you're halfway there. You're halfway there.

Go in the locker room and just have an injection in your ass. No, don't go. That's what Theo used to do. Remember when he got all juicy? Yeah, that was when I was a child. Look at Theo's ass. That's when I was a child. Yeah, trust me.

The one place that it stays is in the butt. Yeah, I mean. That could be you, dude. Yeah, it could be you. How much do you think you could put on, honestly, and still look like a safe guy for people to, like, for a dad to let his daughter go out with you? I want you to get to 200. 200? Yeah.

I was thinking, like, 150 max. Oh, dude, what a waste of time, dude. Yeah. I mean, like, I don't want to look like those, like, you always see those, like, short cartel guys that are beefy as fuck. It just looks weird for me. Yeah, that's what we want yet though all right then i'll do it hell yeah see that's the dedication you need out of him but i want to see your bone structure grow like this fella in our high school named gene and he died he his bones grew real big and then he died but he died in a car accident or truck accident now your feet are also going to grow on hgh perfect

because i i mean what are you, a size 7? 7 1⁄2. Don't guess a man's shoe size. That's gay. All right, I'm sorry. But I was close, wasn't I? He was close. Even gayers, you get it exact.

But yeah, you look like about a 7, probably. But okay, cool. Let's get into this show. I don't even know what we're talking about anymore. Well, Operation Juicehead's happening, though. And summer's coming up. It's a thick boy summer, so let's summer's coming up it's a thick boy summer so let's get on it it's a white boy summer and i want to know how do you feel about that stevie weebies in here today what's up brother hey what's going on thanks for having me man

yeah thanks for doing this man and is it is it filming oh yeah okay i just want to get a couple things off my chest i know last time i didn't like no one was here but i didn't cry okay because i've been getting hit up my brother said oh he cried but it's like you know when my girl broke up with me yeah i cried you know how long ago was that i don't know a couple months it's been about four or five why did she leave you we just kind of like you know but going back to this it's like i was i was more mad at your parking guy oh he's a real stick what's wrong especially if you have to take a shit he he needs the money man he changed his story real quick yeah yeah and take me through some of that stevie okay we're excited you know we went to starbucks i'm like oh shit this is gonna be tight

and then we got here an hour and a half early. Ooh, early. That's a very senior citizen move, I will say that. Yeah. And so I found the door, and I noticed, I looked at the bottom, and it was dark. And I'm like, oh, they're probably setting up. This sounds like a side quest on Final Fantasy. Are you sure that this is?

It was dark. It was dark. It was dark. It was dark. You found the door. And then don't you have a male, like, hole in the middle of the door? Yeah, we do have a male side. Then I'm like, oh, I'm going to look through that. And then I looked, and then I only saw it shine in the back.

I'm like, oh, that's not a good sign. And so I called, is his name Nick? Nick. Yeah, his name is Nick, unfortunately. I was hitting up Nick, and then he just told me oh he completely forgot yeah but I didn't cry dude you know I was upset but how upset were you scale one to ten I wasn't upset you guys no how could you be no because I haven't even met you yeah I know we don't know each other yeah I met you out just you know a couple minutes ago you're a great guy I appreciate

that you don't know if he's a great guy Bernie you can't just say no I'm you out just a couple minutes ago. Yeah, you're a great guy. I appreciate that. You don't know if he's a great guy, Bernie. You can't just say that. No, I have a pretty good read. He's a nice guy. Well, his girlfriend left him for a reason. All right. And no judgment. I know.

I was trying to get into that. Sorry, and I shouldn't have said that. Was it the same girlfriend that I remember when I came over to your place that time? Very sweet little girl. She can wear little hats and stuff. Yeah. I would guess yes. I don't think there's a ton of girls. She's's cute yeah oh she was so cute and how long were you

together four and a half oh that's yeah yeah and what ethnicity was she she was filipina pinoy yeah man cute man yeah four and a half yeah you know how that goes and you know are you familiar with filipino yeah they're traditional you Yes. So I was in good with the family. I'm okay to sit here and be in this conversation. I don't want lies to go on. He has no idea what you're saying. Well, all my employees are Asian. Yeah.

Well, Chin's Korean. Chin's Korean. Cat's Vietnamese. Vietnamese. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, right there. Let's say guessing. So there's some Asian involved.

He also has some very dark Asians, I would call them. I thought I was in with the family. I thought I was good. Oh, he came out of left field? Was just like, I can't do this. I think the father. The father. Do you think it's that or do you think it's another guy?

Ooh, the way you said that hurt. It's been a few months, so I feel like we can talk about this. That I don't know. I don't know how do you do you follow on instagram i don't even know how to do the reason you know i don't know how to private investigate on the the insta you know how you could find out it's not worth it she followed yeah i don't my man my man nick could get on it if you want yeah yeah so i never job from doing some of that yeah i never did but do you want to do that though because if you get on that road then then what are you? It's over, isn't it?

You're not going to get her back. Yeah, I just had to let it go. She was always in a relationship, and she wanted to do her own thing. Sometimes you have to let the bird fly away. Yeah, Filipino bird, man. Sometimes, dude, you got to freaking. Clip them wings. Catch that bitch and have lunch.

You know what I'm saying, So it's tough Clip them wings So they don't get all crazy Catch that bird flu Yeah Yeah it was tough And uh She wanted to do her own thing We got back together

But then um And then she did it again And I'm like Oh I can't do this She broke up with you again But then she came back The next day And then

We tried to mend it And then How old is she Oh she's a lot She's young Younger How young are we talking 27 28 Oh thank god Okay When you say young No no no Oh she's young How young are we talking? 27, 28

Okay when you say young No no no Not like that I hear like somebody Getting called out for like And a 4.0 GPA today You know Captain of the senior swim team

You gotta make sure you say how old Yeah 27, she's 28 now okay she still has maybe some growing to do did you feel a lot of times like you were the father in the relationship or no no okay because i you know i'm i'm real immature for you know my age would you think maybe you're playing too many video games I catch that flavor from you How'd you know that? I just, you know Everybody knows Yeah, that too Because she was living with me for a while

And I would play Destiny Yeah, about six, eight hours a day Well, at night And then she would be trying Because I live in a studio And she would be trying to sleep Yeah And see, what's crazy is

Her destiny was getting some rest Yeah Yours was beating a video game. You know, I had the headphones on. I'm loud. But it doesn't help. The buttons get so loud. Yeah, so yeah, it is what it is.

So you chose the video game over the girl, my man. Well, he didn't do that. Yeah, I mean, I messed that up. I messed up that aspect of it. Well, let's go through one thing real quick. Because look, man, everybody in here has been dumped recently by someone or is going to get probably dumped by their wife in the next couple years. Yeah, fair point.

And what I want to say is that do you think, what are your regrets if you have any? And then I'll tell you some of my regrets. Jeez, man. And also we used to have this guy bust it out of a bird, and I'll tell you this, he did like a, not a floss, but like a thread that he kept the bird and that's how they kept it. Instead of a cage, he

kept it down to a nail and hooked it to its leg. That's kind of cool. This was before they had cages. And it would go in circles? Yeah, it would just go out and come back real quick. Yeah, that's crazy. But on the weekends, he'd give it about 8 feet of line. It's not terrible.

I didn't think it was terrible at all. You could put the nail anywhere. That's the difference. The cage't think it was terrible at all. And you can take it outside. You can put the nail anywhere. That's the difference. The cage is so limiting. People think the cage, oh, it's so great. No. Can't do much. But you get that line.

You can do that. You can do that. Yeah. So you have some regrets? Maybe, maybe. Yeah, yeah. Maybe it's like she wanted to move at one time, and I wasn't ready. You know how. I failed that test major.

She wanted to move where? Well, I live in a studio. I have rent control. I live in a studio. So you're BLM. What does that mean? Huh? No, I'm just saying Black Lives Matter is all I'm saying, dude.

Rent control, man. I mean, I'm just I'm snowballing here you're sitting yeah okay so yeah i had that going on so there was a moment where she wanted to move in or move no like get a place together wow and so what happened to me i was stubborn i was stubborn i was like no i don't want to move that was a mistake i know now i can see that Yeah And how Oh god I remember the night It was like almost

Like an ultimatum And I failed that test I was Yeah I failed that test It breaks my heart Because I've been there man Where we don't want to change What we're doing

And we don't see I'm molded a certain way You know what I mean I'm like a man child Kind of in a way Like I You know I play I play Warzone

Yeah Oh yeah It's easy to see. I'd love to see her. I'd love to see a picture. I'll show you off camera. Could you draw a good picture for your thing? If we can't bring it up, could you draw it?

Can you get us a little bit of paper and pen? When you chin, this is one of your freaking friends in here. Dude, I don't know if I could. I don't know if I could do it right. And if you describe her to a wall, I'll draw her. I don't want to leave her. I don't want her to not to be here even in spirit. Yeah, but, you know, one thing I did out of respect is,

you know how like a lot of like when you podcast, I never brought her on camera. You know what I mean? I left that. Protect her identity. Yeah, man. Like I kept that portion out of my life. And it doesn't feel like you're exposing or anything.

It just feels like, you know, but it's good to kind of talk about what happened, man. And especially if you came here, there was rumors. Yeah, the guy said you were crying. Here's the report that we got, first of all, from the management outside. Just give it to me. Here's the thing. What?

Sorry. Go ahead, man. There was, and I hate to say this, there was a Japanese woman crying outside of your building. That's what they said. Dude. Yeah, that's the report we got. First of all. When you first got it, I didn't know what was going on.

I was confused. They said there's a Japanese woman sobbing at your studio. My intern was with me. He could testify. No, we were just talking, and we were trying to figure things out. But that wasn't me, man. That was not me. Was anybody else here at the same time?

Maybe it was some other Japanese woman. Maybe Nick makes it up again. Maybe we had a Japanese person. What did you think when you got that message? From him? No, from the security. I didn't hear from him. I heard from Stevie that he was like, he's not letting me out.

No, whenever we get the message from the security people that there's a Japanese woman crying outside of you guys' studio. Oh, yeah, I haven't heard that. So you guys want to do a a portrait of him? We just want to be in the dark, I feel. And no offense to BLM,

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See DraftKings.com slash Sportsbook for details. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. Shout out Kenny Rogers. The other thing we were upset about is that Santino threatened to sue him for naming his podcast with Jeremiah Watkins. Hey, we don't have to talk about that, man. Good friend. Did he?

Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. No, we don't have to bring that up, man. No, we definitely should. Hold on. When he came in, I said, dude, I love the show Good Friends. He goes, oh, yeah, it's called Scissor Bros. I go, Dude I love the show Good Friends He goes Oh yeah it's called Scissor Bros

I go Nah I call it Good Friends He goes I can't Santino threatened to sue us We called it Good Friends But this is According to my brother

Who's never told a lie Out of your mind He lies every five minutes What are you talking about, man? Yeah, dude. Santino's upset that you guys play on words there. See, this is what happened because, you know, that week, Bert, Tom. You keep drawing while you're talking.

Okay, Bert, Tom, and my brother and Santino, they did that. They swapped podcasts, right? Yeah. And so Jeremiah was brilliant in the fact that he was like, oh, we should do what one because it was april fool's week right but also the play on words your brother's show is called bad friends you guys are nice to them good friends make sense yeah but we took the logo we took their logo we took it was the same artist was there discussion first about getting the logo

or anything it's his brother i agree look i agree i just want to see if you even brought it up was there a moment at dinner we're like hey please i didn't deal with santino please pass the logo jeremiah dealt with him and i didn't deal with them but according to bob sounds like sounds like he got he got you know bullied them no he didn't bully you he got you said bully outside and then he said he threatened oh lord to sue them if they used the name Good Friends. Santino probably won't take the call because he likes to duck confrontation. This could go terribly wrong. That I don't know.

I just know that. And Scissor Bros, what is it? Arts and Crafts show or something? No, I don't know how we came up with the name, but we went with Scissor Bros, and it's not like we just, it's kind of just like a silly podcast that we do at Jeremiah's, and yeah, we're only on episode three or four. It's like brand new.

You got to keep it going. Yeah. Keep it as Good Friends did. Yeah. Tell Santino to pipe down. Nobody owns the trademark on the name friends. You can't. Yeah.

Trust me. I do trademarks all the time. You can't own the name. But I heard there's a parody law as well. Would you say a parody? Correct. That's how Barstool can play. Like they can make Tom Brady shirts, Michael Rapport shirts.

Like if you do a parody, you can get away with it. Oh, Lord. So, yeah, I didn't want to ruffle any feathers. So we just kind of like let it be You know Jeremiah dealt with him And we just said alright no it was just a gag We're going to change the name Now how upset was he?

According to Bob he said He hadn't seen him that mad in his life Oh wow But now according to Bob also Which was a bad Which was actually a good movie when I was growing up with Bill Simmons in it. Yeah. Will you tell me this, though?

Did you ever discuss it with your brother? And be honest with me. What are you talking about? Did you run it past Bobby when you're playing video games? Like, hey, dude, me and Jermaine are going to do a podcast. Let me be funny. No, no. It was a surprise.

It was because we we wanted to um surprise them yeah the surprise element you can't surprise somebody with theft i don't feel like was involved and um it's just his brother bad friends good friends yeah and he's not taken away from their show yeah and so yeah we just let it go and then like i didn't you know i didn't i mean if he's getting that upset about something that we were just joking around about. And so what is it now? Is it Scissor Bros' good friends? No, it's just see.

So Jeremiah called him just to say, hey, we understand it was a joke. Can we just at least for episode two, can we still use the logo but cross it out just for branding purposes to let people know, hey, now it was a gag. And now this is the legit name, Scissor Bros. And he was cool with that. Yeah, but he was he wanted to make sure you're not going to. Are you guys under their network or something or do they help? No, we know. I don't know. I sent you on Bobby.

Just like, yeah, come on our network. Good friends, bad friends help grow this thing. You know, that's we, no. I don't know why Santino and Bobby just don't like, yeah, come on our network. Good friends, bad friends help grow this thing. I never thought of it that way. That's what friends do. Yeah. I never thought of it that way. So their show should just be called bad. Or just, yeah, just assholes.

Well. But I'm sure when they see this, they're not going to be too happy. What, the drawing? Well, the drawing's not too good. I'm looking at drawing okay you're drawing the night stalker let's get the drawing i just want to see this woman so that we give her some context and we at least let people know now her eyes that big in real life i don't know because i just i'm not used to using these markers you think he knows um he has any drawings ever at home i need to make it i remember here's what i remember could you bring her up so i can see the drawing compared to if we don't want to see what she looks like though i thought we're just gonna have the drawing yeah let's just yeah we'll just do the

drawing because he wants to keep her private right we don't yeah yeah yeah but you also want to let her know how you feel man i think look take 30 seconds so though i because i've never really i always left her out of content and podcasting and all that. No, no. Put your heart out there. You can let her know how you feel, though. You don't have to. We could pitch her right now to take you back if you want.

We could help out with the pitch. Yeah. I'm kind of doing the, I'm just kind of figuring it out on my own right now. You're dating online? Have you been dating? No. Not really. Yeah.

I don't know. It's been so long, guys, as far as. Oh, yeah. I feel you, man. This internet dating. I don't even know how's been so long, guys, as far as this internet, dating. I don't even know how to DM or none of that. I don't even know how to do it, to be honest. I don't know how to. It's been so long.

I don't know. It could ruin his marriage, Brendan. Yeah. I don't know. Christian's a younger fella. What dating app should he get on? What's hot? Farmers Only? That kid?

Can he get on Farmers Only? What is is he talking about he almost got leg implants this guy has no idea what's going on in the world but he's young dude the only thing theo's on is farmers only so i'd recommend going maybe uh tinder hinge bumble i mean those are like really i don't even have like pictures man like i i don't even know yeah I don't know How to do the The dating pictures Or any of that Hillary's pizza shop I don't know how to do There's a lot of good apps

Out there for me So that's how you do You have to get on dating apps And all that I guess Yeah I mean Yeah I'm not in the

Theo's in the dating scene I'm not What do you do Look a girl recently left me I'm just making sure My hair looks okay in this hat Yeah you look exactly the same Yeah You look like one

bad break from doing fucking makeup tutorials on YouTube. I look like fucking skid rock. I'm just alarmed that we had I'm just confused if the man outside the security man, and what did he say to you when he approached you? Oh man, he changed his tone

like he was cool. He's like, oh, okay, no he changed his tone like he was cool he's like oh okay no problem he speaks spanish yeah he's like oh no problem and i'm like okay and then but then when we went out he goes he was stalking he was kind of eyeing us in the parking lot and i was like and i'm like i'm like running is he staring at us and then he just walked up to us he goes uh like you have to pay now i go i go i go i go no you said it was cool man i mean yeah but the thing is he got super close to the window like he was like kind of like flexing a little and i'm like oh yeah like on tiger king yeah so i was like what the hell is this guy's problem you know yeah i mean it's one thing he's like an older dude too but he was like flexing like he was fucking man he's got yeah is he a nice guy i'd say 50 50 depends what day you get him on if you pay him he's nice yeah yes he has a real he keeps a tight uh or a loose bowel schedule that

guy is in the restroom here constantly like i mean I mean, he is, he must be, I don't know where he, what part of Mexico he's from, but it is a, there's a lot of rivers in the area. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pat, Pius. Yeah, I got Pius. Okay, so this is what I got.

I mean, she's a lot more prettier. He's got Pliaria. I will say that, too. This dude's got some wet around the butt. She's a lot more prettier than, like, you know. No, but that's a good effort, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like her eyebrows. I like the wrinkles around her neck. That is also Anne that, too. This dude has got some wet around the butt. She's a lot more prettier than, like, you know. No, but that's a good effort, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like her eyebrows.

I like the wrinkles around her neck. Well, that is also Anne Frank, dude. So let's be honest about it. I mean, this is horrible. I mean, she's a lot more, way more attractive than that. Hold that out, though. Let's get a good look. She has a wide nose like that?

No, I just, I've never drawn with a wide nose. Did you get your inspiration from Theo on the nose? There's nothing wrong with that. That actually looks a little like me. Yes, it does. It does? It looks more like Theo than anything, dude. Not than anything.

It's the love of his life, man. Not anymore. Well, you know, I'm moving on. And you know what? I've always been... Why don't you do a dating segment on your show? What are you talking about? Like, do a whole date.

Like, we did Chinder for Chin. Like, he found love. But what am I going to do for date? You almost got caught up in a date rape thing. Well, no, remember, he... They a whole date. Like, we did Chinder for Chin. Like, he found love. But what am I going to do for date? Like, I don't. You almost got caught up in a date rape thing. Well, no, remember, he. They did a dating segment for me on the show. What was that?

They did a dating segment for me on the show. Called Chinder. We had thousands of women just throwing themselves. Yeah, I ain't looking for that, though. You know, I like being alone as well, too, you know? Hey, man, pick a lane, though, you know? Yeah, I know. Do you think that part of you is happy?

What, a girl or not, daddy? Do you think part of you is happy that she's gone? And I hate to say that, but in a weird way, are you kind of like, is it nice to be alone again? I just think I'm numb to it. I'm just like, because you get used to being with someone, and then when you flip the script and you're like, oh, I'm the single guy again, it's just like,

you go back to the narrative of the movie where you're the single guy and you're back to square one that's at least how i feel i bet you're hopefully figure out your dms guy but after women see this your dms are me flooded daddy i don't know if i want that though to be honest with you really i don't know what you want i don't either I mean I mean I love I love women And like Yeah I have But you prefer I don't want to put them on black

But I you know You prefer playing video games I have I have You know I have had Like linked up with women You know For sex

Well just hook up Yeah Yeah They come to over to the studio Man No I took over over there Oh Dude you're almost like bobby before

you got hit by lightning or whatever happened to him i feel like that's what i feel like i feel like you're like bobby before you got molested you know you know bobby was a damn good wrestler at poway hot at poway i've heard this rumor yeah uh here's what i'm saying damn good damn good damn good really yeah i told you he was supposed to wrestle varsity. He could turn a baguette into a croissant, dude, with his legs. He had a move called the egg roll off bottom. You know, like a Kimura? It was like you're on bottom, and it's a Kimura lock. You would lock their arm.

Yeah, and then he would do a little egg roll move to his shoulder. He was good at it. That's what he was known for. How far are you guys in age? Three years. You're the younger one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But can I tell you a story?

Please. Okay, so I might have been in junior high. He was wrestling a JV tournament in the gym, and he was wrestling a stud from, I think, Monta Vista. But he was another Asian guy, but I think Filipino or Hawaiian, whatever, whatever. He was buff, and it went to overtime.

And they went back into the wrestling, the circle, and dude, like, you know, they had to shake hands or something to go OT. This other cat did a Bruce Lee. Like he did a whole like it was like enter the dragon. I like this. And then and my brother blew a kiss at him. Oh, hell yeah. And he did.

He did a double and just. Oh, yeah he beat his ass Yeah it was OT Oh wow And I was I was watching You know And I was

On the side of the mat And dude I was so proud I'm like Dude you took him down That's beautiful man He took him down Damn

It's almost like Yeah Boy in the striped pajamas Or something Have you seen that You're talking Boy in the striped pajamas I don't like that

Dude this is a wrestling story man But it's like when someone Sees somebody else Do something really That they care about Oh dude I was so proud Was Bobby popular in high school No dude

Oh really No Dude he was He had like Yeah Dude he was kind of like To be honest He was like an outcast

Yeah And he was in a Hippie I've seen a lot of pictures And. Yeah. And he was in a hippie... I've seen a lot of pictures and drawings of William and I. Yeah, he was in a hippie band called Laxton Superb. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. It's named after an apple. Oh, wow.

And so it was a hippie band. It's on... If you could look it up on YouTube. Of them rocking out? He was the keyboardist. Oh, yeah. And he would be like... That's. He was. He was the keyboardist. Oh. And he would be like. It's super trippy.

You have to check it out. A lot of drugs. Yeah. He was like doing stuff like this. You know. Blackstone's a pod. Laxton's superb. Blackstone's.

Laxton's superb. Yeah. It's. Yeah. And he's. It's a long build up to this song because. Can't even find it. It's kind of like a grateful dad.

It's like a grateful dead kind of a group. Yeah. It sounds like funeral music, like indoor, outdoor funeral. Yeah. But no, he got picked on as well. The heavyweight Art Kimball. What'd y'all get picked on for? Being Asian, being Chinese?

That's a legit question. San Diego. There it is, dude. 1991. Yeah, Land of Happiness. That's copywritten, I'm sure. It's crazy. They would use copywritten names like Land of Happiness,

but you can't use Good Friends. Yeah, don't let Santino find out about that. Oh, look at this hate crime about to happen, huh? Is this at the church? I don't know. Why does it look like it's at the 70s? You see Bob? You see Bob?

Yeah, man. Would they film this on somebody's breath? This looks outrageous. I think Bob's trying to get him high. He's all oh my god now that looks like a japanese woman that might have been crying outside of our building yeah it does we don't know who was here man yeah it's his friend jensen where are they performing at yeah it's uh i don't know it's maybe public access television? Maybe Publix grocery store.

Can we... I don't know why they don't focus on my brother. At the end, they turn the camera to him. I think maybe because he's playing the keyboard. Yeah, but there's a segment. There he is. There you go. There he is. There he is right there, man. It's like Journey now, but reversed.

Yeah. Were you always or was... Did Bobby ever share the spotlight with you or was it always spotlight on Bobby? No. Well, the thing is, when he went to rehab, he was supposed to wrestle Varsity 105, but he weighed 125, 127.

He didn't want to cut the weight I don't think He wanted to focus on getting sober Oh yeah He had to go to rehab in high school God damn Was he bad Barbie Jesus Christ he had to go to rehab in high school It was bad huh

Yeah it got pretty bad He got sober young Good for him man Too much sweet and sour sauce I was kind of like the highlight Because I was doing good in wrestling So he used to go to my meets Like CIF

I'd always choke at the state meet In Stockton State meet chokers could be all his name The podcast name State meet chokers And then M his name. The podcast name. State Meat Chokers. And then M-E-A-T. Always so. But it was, I psyched myself out.

You psyched yourself out. Yeah. I'd always win San Diego County CIO. And then we got to the big leagues kind of. Yeah, I just dropped the ball. I dropped the ball. Yeah. You don't mind.

Yeah. You mind if I draw a hat on that and make it look more like you, Theo? Huh? I'll make it look like you. Here's what I'm saying is, there was a rumor. That's not giving her justice, though. She's way prettier. She have a body on her?

Oh, yeah. No, first of all, this looks like, I want to say, this looks like Bert and Ernie's fine-ass girlfriend. It looks like Bert's fine girlfriend. But I want to say this. There was a rumor that there was a Japanese woman. This is what we got. A Japanese woman crying outside of the building, and this could have been her, dude. It could have been her.

It doesn't look that Japanese. Yeah. It looks like a man that struggles with his pronouns. But look, before we let you go, man, or you can stay in here, whatever you want. We're going to get to some stuff, but we want to give you 60 seconds to say whatever you want to her, man. Because I know sometimes as men, we don't get to get things off our chest. I'll start, actually. I'll say 60 seconds to the girl that broke up with me.

I think that you shouldn't have just texted me that you were breaking up with me. I think it was kind of rude and that you could have called or stopped by. Only was about six minutes away from where you live or even left a note. And texting is pretty not even, I don't think it's nice of you to do that in any way. You deserve more. Yeah, you deserve more. I deserve more.

You deserve more. Yeah, thank you, thank you. All right, your turn, Bobby. That was 10 seconds. Thank you. Yeah, I'm sorry for being so stubborn. I should have moved. I should have been more open-minded as far as moving.

I should have been more just open-minded in general. And I shouldn't have played so many video games. There we go. I should have changed my sleeping schedule to complement your work schedule and the way you had your life set up and yeah I'm sorry Paul says we're gonna do a little more on yours or his online okay and yeah I probably could have been a little bit more night I just could have been spent a little bit more time focusing on stuff that was

important to you and such as such as being like seeing where you worked at because you invited me over there and i didn't go a lot and um being excited about like things you were reading or thinking about okay back to you um yeah i should have been better with my communication as far as listening. I should have been a better listener as well. I should have listened more than talking over you. Take the headphones off. Okay, hold on a second. Let me do something.

And I think I could have let you know that I cared some. I didn't really let you know. I just kind of thought about it and didn't say anything. Back to you, buddy. Okay. I should have maybe went to more events, family events, instead of staying home. Okay, that's a minute. Okay.

Okay. Anything you want to say to her dad? You got 10 seconds to polish off a few Just a little bit of sentiment You want to tell the dad to meet you at 140 Yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry for messing that up I should have showed up to more family events And been more nicer

Rest in peace R.I.P Yeah Ruth Bader Ginsburg Stevie We appreciate you so much man And love you And thank you for being here

And I'm sorry about what happened Oh no it's all good It's life you know Breakups are hard dude I'm sorry you got stranded outside Yeah we're sorry about that And we did take a hand in Nick's face over that for you No he paid for it

No it's all good I want to apologize You know like I'm sorry the communication got messed up i know that was a lot of pressure on you but that's a human mistake oh i also wanted to hold on you guys sent me this and i i couldn't take it so i wanted to give this back as well like you guys sent me this thing was it a check yeah it's a check so dude please so i can't no no we're not your brother please but but but the whole thing no i can't

because the whole thing is like all i wanted to do is just get get on and just be like i wanted to just podcast you know and the least we could do yeah i don't know who sent that but i can't take that dude your talent no no i can't no i can't should we leave him in here for a few of the submissions yeah if you want to stay in that's fine fine. I don't want your friend to, I don't want your caretaker to be upset. What is that man's name, Reginald? No, his name's Reginald. He's my intern, Ren. He's a good dude.

He's your intern? Yeah. A lot of people are good people until they let you down. I wish you would have stuck up for doing the good friends segment. I wish you guys would have called your friend Big B here. Oh, yeah. Me and Santino could have got into it. Well, I just met you today. I still could have called you. I would have helped you. I appreciate here. Oh, yeah. Me and Santino could have got into it. Well, I just met you today.

I probably wouldn't. I'm still going to call him to help you. I appreciate that. That's impossible. To call me? If you don't know somebody yet. He could have got the number for Nick. But he didn't know you.

True. But I see what you're saying. Thanks. She's got relationship advice. She's right here. You know how this works? Yeah, I'll let you guys do your thing. All right.

I'll just chill. Well, it's relationship advice, so. Yeah, and you two both are in failed relationships. Good evening. Is she live, Nick? Yeah. Hello? Oh, what's up, girl?

What's up? How are you today? Hi. How are you doing? Oh, I am fantastic. We got actually a guy. I don't know if you date or not. Do you date men or women?

Do you have a preference for yourself? I am dating a man right now. Well, we don't want to put that on the grill, but we're willing to offer you what's behind couch number one or in front of couch number one. This man right here. Can we show her a picture of that man? On the Zoom, we only have the wide. Do you want to go stick your head next to him?

Nevermind. Oh, okay. Anyway, there's a decent man here if something happens to your guy. Yeah, but you're going to have to put up with him playing about 14 hours of video games. I already deal with that as it is all right so you're open to it okay all right that's the new erectile dysfunction dude it's off to a good start what do you got for us girl choose for what's going on today are you going to work or what are you doing are you i am at work right now i'm actually on my lunch break oh nice nice girl

yeah i know somebody that would break you off some lunch this beautiful little japanese woman right now. I'm actually on my lunch break. Nice, girl. Yeah. I know somebody that would break you off some lunch. This beautiful little Japanese woman we got in here right here. I love to do that. And we'll put pictures in later. But I'll show you what he looks like a little bit. You can't see exactly. Beautiful.

Okay, it's a start. It's a start. What can we do for you today? Let's help you okay um so basically i sent in my um king of nurse thing it i don't know if it would really be like relationship advice or what have you but um so as a man would you let your girlfriend have a girlfriend do we like have to share you or do do or we all like one big family like three's company no not like a throuple or anything like that just like um just like have a just a girlfriend on the side

oh you want a side piece girlfriend but then you come home to your man what's a throuple where people vomit on each other basically yeah where basically like he wouldn't like he wouldn't be involved with a girl it would just be like me or now can he have a side piece man or girl as well? Would you, are you okay with that? He's the one who brought it up. Yeah. Brendan.

I don't think it's she that's offering it. So he's saying who offered, he's saying, honey, I really think you're something special, but also we could have this other special woman as a group, as a friend. No,

just her friend. Yeah. But yeah, just my friend. Yeah, but, yeah, just my friend. Yeah, he's not involved in it. He's probably saying you need to get your emotional box filled with homegirl over here and then come home and quit yapping my ear off. That's what sounds like it's going on. Exactly. It's not a terrible plan. I think that it's probably, if y'all agree to it it seemed for like a pretty

decent plan i would chart it out i'd make a little chart yeah i wouldn't let it go without any documentation but you're really gonna need to plan because what happens if he sets up like a date night and i go sorry i'm going to watch sex in the city with Janine tonight. Now, is he trying to watch you guys have sexual endeavors? That's the thing is that he said that he wouldn't want to be involved, but I kind of have a feeling that he might. Yeah. And I'm not down for that. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Well, that's not fun. Well, let's ask. We got a beautiful lady in here. We have a beautiful young man in here today who has recently excommunicated from a relationship with his brother. And his girlfriend left him. So he's had, if anybody's been through rocky relationships, it's this fellow named Stevie Weeby. And he, what do you think, Stevie?

You open, you open. Well, if, oh, that's a tough one. Let him go, Brendan. I would say if he was, that's tough. Because it'd be like, you're going to have your side thing going, but you're in a relationship with this dude, right? Is that right? And you guys lived together.

Well, as long as he's cool and he doesn't get weird about it and he's open-minded about it oh he's open-minded about it and if he doesn't interfere with i don't know you're gonna have to have a talk with him i'm a little confused why you're not open to him having fun with the both of you um it's not that i wouldn't be open to it he's the one who said that he wouldn't want anything to do with her just because he thinks that later on i might get mad about it here's what's going on janet i'm going to tell you straight up is that ronnie if that's his name i'm going to use fake names or real names because i'm actually a pretty good guesser ronnie is setting it all up to end up in some threesomes.

He's just, I think, not brave enough to ask for it straight up. And so he's trying to plant these little seeds, like you guys can be on like a golf team or whatever. He's going to buy you some, you know, a bocce equipment or some bullshit, but then he's going to sneak out and ball both of y'all down. Yeah, he's dipping his toe in the water. Yeah, and that's okay. I think he's just, you know, it's a tough thing to bridge with somebody.

So I would meet him full force all the way. I would say, look, if you want to go full force into this, let's do it, but let's do it together. Don't like do this bait and switch where we invite some girl over and we're just playing like, you know, we're playing pie in the face

or whatever that game is all night, you know, but nobody's actually making any sex. Do you have a lady in mind already or you'd have to seek her out? I mean, I've got, you know, I have a friend that has been a friend for a while and keep touching me, bro. We're kind of, we're kind of thinking about it. There we go. Now that's what we're talking about. That's what I'm getting at here. Socialism. And look, I think you got to about it. There we go. Now that's what we're talking about, dude. That's what I'm getting at here, Drew.

That's socialism. And look, I think you got to do it. Now's the time because here's the thing. You do it when you're 70. You do it when you're 80. Not the same. Not as much luster. L-U-S-T-R-E.

And that is a word that will blow Brennan's brains out when he sees it. But it's a real word. I think you go for it. you just have to set rules with homeboy over there but eventually he didn't try sneaking his dick in between you guys i'm not gonna lie to him you don't know that no she knows what's up okay yeah i don't know maybe but look at oh no i'm telling you no that i'm telling you that's what's happening. Yeah. I've read this book. I've seen this porn. How into she is to that girl? Oh, yeah.

She asked how into your friend are you? Or is it just you're thinking about it because your boyfriend said it? Oh, no. I love her. Well, there you go. And there you go, ladies and gentlemen. There we go. Happy Columbus Day, dude.

BLM fam, you got to do itM, fam. You got to do it. Good luck. You got to do it. Good luck out there. And if it doesn't work out, at least you have a job. That's true. I do have that. And you can provide for yourself.

If you want to send a pic of that girl, we can figure it out. Look, I've had enough problems also masturbating and all types of stuff. So I'd probably be willing to do it for you guys. Thanks, Ashley. Thank you very much, Ashley. Sorry, that wasn't really nice of probably be willing to do it for you guys. Thanks, Ashley. Thank you very much, Ashley. Sorry, that wasn't really nice to me and I'm sorry for saying that. Good luck. Please don't sue him. Good luck. Thank you. God bless you.

God bless. This is Tanner. Is this the producer from Tim Dillon's show? Oh, he does look like him. I'm close enough. What's up, Tanner? What's going on, guys? How you doing brother

Doing pretty good Actually just got some tickets To see your show next Or two weeks from now Whatever the fuck it is When you're coming to Lexington Oh yeah Kentucky That's right

I forgot we had that Yes How is Lexington Yeah I'll Sorry man I keep cutting you off Oh no you're fine I was just saying How is Kentucky

I've never been I've been everywhere I've never been to Kentucky. I mean, you're a big bourbon guy, so obviously, like, Kentucky's got some of the first, like, distilleries for bourbon ever. So that's one of the cool things. Can't wait. I live in New Orleans up here in Lexington, so there's horse races, all that junk. And then I live right here beside Henry Clay, where Queen's Gambit was filmed.

So that's pretty cool. That'd be fun, man. Kevin from Backstreet from there. Lexington also kind of sucks, though. Kevin from Backstreet from Lexington, I think. Which one's Kevin? The one that looks like a vampire? Yeah.

Tall vampire, though. Yeah, he's the taller vampire-looking fella. Long hair. Kind of looks like this guy. Yeah, kind of like this guy. Johnny Depp as well. Johnny Depp from there? Yeah, I think so. But he does not openly claim it, I do not believe.

Well, I think he claims he's from the C's because of his fucking roles in... Oh, that's who I'm thinking about. Yeah, Kevin Richardson right there. Lexington, Kentucky. Guess who just won the name somebody from Lexington contest? I did. This guy. Yeah, this guy right here.

That's kind of impressive. We got Stevie in here too. We got Bobby Lee's brothers in here with us today. You can't see him because we don't have enough camera space. What's up, man? Show him the picture. What's going on, big guy? How you doing?

I've heard you've had some trouble getting into the studio. Yeah. That's right. It's well known. We already talked about it. What's going on big I've heard you've had some trouble getting into the studio He was seen outside we actually have a picture of him here you can see he was seen outside crying trying to get in Well, yeah, it came in hot and he also got in a fight with our very parking attendant yeah withing attendant guy. Yeah, with our parking attendant guy who's really cartel almost, huh? Yes. Plays no games.

That's sitting alone with shit. We'll make it cool. Yeah, we'll be cool. We'll make it cool. People, like, they're always kind of antsy. They're always writing tickets. Everyone's giving them an attitude. Yeah, that's a good point.

Stevie probably came in there, and he was just ready to fight somebody. That's fair. Might have been fun. And it was a weekend, so not a lot of people were here, and so I think you get a lot of his time on the weekend. On the week, there was like up to 16 cars out there. There was barely anyone here, yeah. What do you got for us, brother?

All right, I've got a little bit of a debate club. I thought about this back in Thanksgiving, but I didn't send it in because I don't know. So what holiday tradition is worse? Running a 5K on Thanksgiving or going to church on Christmas? It's both. I mean, not to, you know, it's both very Christian related, but I feel like it kind of ruins the holiday for both.

You either got to prepare and run on Thanksgiving, and then you got like, you know, Christmas, just want to stay inside and hang out with the family But I'm not the turkey trot. Is that what they do the turkey trot? I think so and you guys Of course What's your problem Celebrate Thanksgiving, man? We don't know, man. What do you think? We eat kimchi all day. Huh? What's your problem, man?

Nothing. Ask Jen. Hey, Jen. We do eat kimchi on Thanksgiving, though. Do you feel disrespected or what? Nah. Come on, man. How do I know if I don't ask? They know.

But what do you think we're eating? On Thanksgiving? Yeah, we eat turkey like everyone else, man. I mean, I'm with you on this. I didn't know. I legit didn't know. Jen, back me up, brother. I asked Jen all the time. I didn't know I legit didn't know Times I asked yeah, we asked you all the time like for Halloween I go do you dress up?

Every holiday Just like everybody else we don't eat rice and kimchi my my man. I know, but we add that. You gotta add that delicacy. That must be nice. Yours sounds better than mine. Yours sounds better than mine. Yeah. I'll come over to your house. All I'm saying is you're welcome to celebrate it.

Here we got a guy right here. Now, this guy, what's your question, bud? Same guy. It's the same guy. I just took that hat off. What's the problem, man? What's my problem? Dude, it's the same guy. You're the one trying to morph through a male problem, man? What's my problem? Dude, it's the same guy.

You're the one trying to morph through a mail slot, okay? And I got the problem. I looked at it and morphed. Here's the irony of it. You bring us back a piece of mail. That's the crazy part. That's out of respect, though, man. I love that part.

That's respect. Very interesting that you were trying to come in through a mail slot and then you come back with our actual mail. I know. But you can keep that, dude. No, I can't. Yes, you are. I can't do it.

We're keeping that. Look, here's what I want to say, brother. I think if you want to do a threesome, you should do it, bro. That's my suggestion. On Thanksgiving or Christmas. Oh, yeah. Sorry. For Thanksgiving.

I think it's a new thing where some people want to be athletic on a holiday. And so, like, a lot of people, like, you know, for years you do the fatty morning thing on Thanksgiving where you're just fattening around the house. First of all, Thanksgiving, there's no breakfast. That's my big pet peeve about Thanksgiving. There's no breakfast. Nobody cares about breakfast. Your mom doesn't care about breakfast.

Everybody's just waiting. It's 1130. There's nothing to eat. Everybody's just waiting. It's 1130. There's nothing to eat. You're eating butter. It's getting sad. You know what I'm saying? You're drinking hot spoonfuls of gravy. It's getting sad, bro.

One thing I do recommend is saving a new tradition is saving your turkey gravy and actually making candles out of it as a new thing that people are doing, which is pretty cool. Yeah, because it hardens up just like a wax, man. And you can find those online as well. But I think if you want to do athletics on Thanksgiving, do it, man. Get out there. Dude, maybe throw the pigskin around on Thanksgiving. Fuck a 5K. He's not asking that.

That's what I'm saying. Mix it up. There's a lot of traditions for Thanksgiving. I feel like you're going to ruin just the rest of the day by going on that run. You're going to be a little bit hungrier than everybody else. Yeah. Now I,

I don't want to go to hell for this, but also, you know, in the Christian religion, we all know Jesus wasn't really born on the 25th, right? That's made up. We know this in here.

Everybody's grown, man. That's not made up. That's made up. He was never born on the 20th. You think it was, I know for a fact, you don't know for i know for a fact you've not known anything for a fact yeah that's a fact look that shit up nick when was jesus born so i can say december

25th and i'll say this about going to nighttime church i think it's fun on nighttime because you get to do cool shit dude i'll tell you this i went to nighttime church one time on christmas and on the way there we stopped at the gas station My teacher from school. Mr. Philip blunt was his name dude, right? And I'm paraphrasing the name a little bit because I don't want to get any legalities Sure, he had been detained in the in the gas station by the gas station attendant who was a large brother big urban and He had been detained in there the guy would not let him leave because he was too drunk oh no he was too drunk he's faded so mr philip uh mr p i will call mr p is in the

gas station when i walk in i'm like mr p merry christmas what's going on he's like hey can i get you something to drink can i get you something to eat like it's his house bro he's literally stuck yes he's like showing me around like the little ice cream thing you open up in the sliding door. So I think there's a lot of dope shit. It's a good opportunity to see if anybody's husband or wife passed away, you get to see

them there by themselves or if they're going through divorce. So you can meet somebody like that. Good place to meet a woman at church on night Christmas. You could do that. Also, black churches are lit as fuck. Yeah, a little too lit, though, sometimes. There can be a little bit of gun place when I was in the parking lot.

You know what I'm saying? If you're in Charleston, for sure. Pop, pop for the Lord. You feel me? But, yeah, man, praise God, bro. And I think if you want to run, you do it, buddy. We're proud of you. All right, guys. Well, I appreciate you having me on.

She's all thanks for nothing Yeah Hey man It was just I'm not gonna run a fuck I'm not gonna go to church On Christmas Oh damn

Okay You know that solves it all My man It's not that day It's just a bad day for me I'm trying to stay inside It's cold I've got gifts to play with

Alright brother Thank you man Keep up the good work man I appreciate it Yeah thank you dude Gang bro Thanks dog Nice guy huh

Fell apart at the end though He really went downhill At the end Just with his feelings But I can relate to that He said I'm a doon either I'm very on it Do we want to talk to

Our big guy George Who had the BMI surgery Oh yeah So this guy Close out the episode with that Was 400 something pounds You weren't here Last week Last week 400 something pounds Got B weren't here. Last week? Last week.

400 something pounds. Got BMI surgery. Now he's down to 300 something. Yeah. So this is cutting weight. Now what's the most weight you ever cut, Stevie? 12 pounds. Oh man. That was high school? You gotta do more than that, man. Because I wrestled 103.

103, dude? Why are you shaming me, man? I'm not shaming you. I'm a little guy. It's got a freaking real pedophilic kind of vibe, though. School wrestling, man. Yeah. It was 98.

Oh, 1998? They bumped it to 103. Oh, wow. Yep. So they bumped it to what? 2003? Just the big dog? Mm-hmm.

Jordan. And we're calling to see how he's doing? Yeah. What's up, big dog mm-hmm George we're gonna see how he's doing yeah what's up big dog hello what's up brother how are you how you doing man doing good man how are you feeling bro you lost that weight huh I've lost some of it I'm not all the way at my goal yet Of 260 to 250 But I'm 106 pounds down 106

That's a big deal And what are you doing right now Because you had the surgery how long ago April 6th So two weeks ago to the day Okay so now What athletic things Or like motion things can you do, things in motion?

Well, normally young people like me aren't the ones getting the surgery. It's more an old people, 600-pound life kind of fucking train wreck. Oh, yeah. But I heal pretty well. I am already back to boxing and wrestling training and weightlifting. So I'm in it. And how's that tummy feeling, my man? How's that stomach doing?

It's doing a lot better. About five days after, I was probably back to 80%. About a week, eight, nine days. I was probably back to 95%. And now your stomach's way smaller, right? It's like half the size of ours. Yes, it is the size of a banana. Oh, wow. Okay.

That's interesting. You put her in a banana neck. And it is also a hormonal procedure. So it takes out the portion of your stomach that creates the I'm hungry hormone. Oh, really? So you just really not eating you're having like a crouton you're stuffed. I am allowed. I'm the keto kid right now. I have no sugars and no carbs. So my meals, as of right now consists of protein, four ounces at maximum. Oh, wow.

And protein can consist of meat and cheese right now. Oh, I like meat. And later on, I can introduce beans and other type of natural plant proteins. But I'm soon to be back on half a cup of greens a day. Good for you, man, doing the goddamn thing. Now, who do you want to challenge? You want to fight somebody? Yes.

I want to challenge Butterbean to the Jake Paul versus whoever he challenges next. Me versus Butterbean at 260. Now, what about, I got a challenge for you, and it's going a little bit to the Far East. Oh, okay. And I'm not trying to name drop or anything anything but we got a fella actually in studio today what are you doing man that used to fight at 98 to 103 pounds there's some ufc while you clobber me yeah what are you doing man and uh this is stevie weenie we got how you doing man i'm proud of you man you're doing the right thing we got bobby lee oh that's stevie weeby yeah you're doing

the right thing man yeah man check out man. Check out Stevie's new album. Your spirits are up. I like your energy. Amen, brother. I love you guys. I love all of you guys. But Stevie, I will accept that challenge. What are you doing, Steve?

He said, I love that guy. But seriously, I will fuck him up. What are you doing, man? I'm serious. There's something beautiful about seeing people get well and want to get out on the mat, man. I don't care what it is. Dude, he's bigger than me.

You ever seen UFC 1 and 2, man? They did shit like this. We're trying to bring it back. Oh, Lord. Look, we would love to. You wrestled in high school. We would love to do this. Yeah, but dude, there's weight class.

Yeah. And then Chin and Nick will fight on the same card. We might as well. We're waiting. We would love to do this. There's weight class. Yeah. And then Chin and Nick will fight on the same card. We might as well. We're waiting. We would love to see you. We'd love to do a wrestling match where we put it together for you guys, man,

to help you get back out on your feet. What are you talking about, man? I am out of shape. Dude, this is how you can get your girl back. What are you doing? Dude, and then you get

on the mic and give a hot promo. What do you mean you're out of shape? These are horrible ideas, man. These are horrible ideas. He. These are horrible ideas. He's into it, dude. George, are you willing to accept the challenge from... I didn't challenge him, my man.

I didn't challenge him. I'm willing to accept the challenge. Yeah. What are you doing? What are you doing? UFC 1 vibes, dude. Steve, you're afraid to beat up this you're afraid to fight this fat

kid dude what is your problem I mean I'm so sorry man sorry bro come on I wasn't here last week I'm just joking first of all I'm an asshole you're afraid to fight this formerly fucking big guy

where do you live at, man? I'm still big. There we go. I'm an hour south of Chicago. Let's go! Meet him at Deep Dish. Come on, Steve. I'll get Clay Guida to be my coach.

Come on. Now, look, I think we could easily put this together. And, Steve, you're just... We'll get the singlet? We're going to do the whole thing? I think so. We'll film a countdown with you. you know how to wrestle brother uh i'm being trained by a former uh almost arizona college wrestler right now okay oh is that he's valencia valencia the valencia brothers

shout out nico my boxing coach oh lord hey come to go. What a journey that would be for him. That's what I'm saying. What are you talking about, man? I think you were just talking about not applying yourself. I know. I can't hang out. Now you're challenging me. I'm going to do a wrestling match?

You were just talking about not applying. You got time, though. You got time. Oh, Lord. You were just talking about not applying yourself, Stab. So we're going to have to wear the tights? You can wear whatever you want. Yeah, he's got to wear his real tights.

Yeah. No, is this WWF rules? No, this is UFC 1 rules. No, I think this will be wrestling. 45 minutes straight. The cardio king over there, dog. He said 45 minutes. I think after seven it's going to get a little sloppy.

You like this. But here's why I like it. Why? Here's why I like it. Because? Here's why I like it. Because it gives you a chance to do something, commit to something, which you didn't do. And it cost you this lady, Anne Frank. Okay? It gives you a chance to do something and get out there.

And this guy could have died. This guy's almost dead. Look at him. And it gives him a chance. Much respect, man. You did the right thing. guy's almost dead. Look at him. And it gives him a chance. Much respect, man. You did the right thing. So I think it's something

cool to see people that are getting well in their own ways, mentally and physically to get out on the mat and just do something for fun. Get out of your comfort zone, dude. Yeah. And then your old sweetie pie. I would need a trainer. I would need a whole bunch of stuff. We're going to take care of all that. You need it. You got

Big Brown. You got Malik B. Come on. What's he talking about? Who are these people? Yeah. He's naming first of all. Who the hell is Malik B? What is he talking about? He's naming all types of people.

See, Tom, every name he said got me scared. I agree, bro. It scared me. He's like Malik B. Big Ken. He's like, yeah, Deshaun. I'm scared. What are you doing?

He's naming a lot of JV receivers here A lot of combine How about this? We'll play Warzone Let's just play some Warzone No, no, no Let me renegotiate now That's what got you the relationships you're in now That's your comfort zone, dude

If you're on Warzone I'm going to give you my gamer tag No, no Hey, man Let me do my thing This needs to be a physical activity. Let's do our Warzone thing, brother. We'll have a good time.

I'll use my bullfrog. We'll drop into resurgence. No, no gay shit. That's why you lost your girl, man. Oh, no. We need to check comfort zone. Call of Duty probably promoted to the health crisis in America of young fat kids. Yeah, dude.

That's what I'm saying. This guy definitely, man. I love you, dude. That's what I'm saying. This guy, definitely, man. I love you, George. Thank you much for being here. We'll find a way to get you guys on the mat, man. Let us see what we can do. Maybe we can fly each other to Arizona or something. Yeah, let us keep working on him, but we know you're in, my man.

Keep up the good work, man. Don't cheat on that diet, dog. God bless, brother. It's a thick boy summer, dude. Thick boy summer. Hey, black queen summer, all that. George, we want to check in with you. Black queen summer? We want to check in with you in a boy summer, dude. Thick boy summer. Hey, black queen summer, all that. George, we want to check in with you. We want to check in with you in a couple weeks, yeah.

We want to check in with you in a couple weeks, so keep it going, all right? Keep us posted, my man. 100%. I will. Love you, big dog. Gang, baby. Hey, gang, gang. Peace, man.

Have a good day. You too, brother. Wow. Damn, you called him fat boy. I didn't mean to. It was an accident. I thought you wrote fat boy on a card and hold it up. Would you hold up?

I think Chin did that. What are you doing, man? For some reason, Fat Kid just sounds awesome. He had the surgery for fat people. He knows. He's working on it. He knows what's up. I mean, that's the elephant in the room.

No pun intended. Now that is rude, I feel like. You called him fat kid Huh Did I Yeah You went Come on you're not gonna wrestle this

Fat kid Yeah you promoted the whole thing like that You know Yeah Dude That was your entire pitch At least I showed up for you here today dude I know

I know Half these people didn't even show up I know You wrestled in high school You didn't have an advantage over him, dude. Yeah, dude, that was in the 90s, early. 93. It's like riding a bike.

That was 1993, dude. It's like riding a bike, dude. 93, dude. I'm out of shape, bro. I get tired playing video. Dude, walking, I'm out of shape. Once he grabbed me, like, I would try to do, like, a single, you know, I would do stutters.

You get them down, those feints? What, I do, like, a John Smith, like, low ankle pick? Yeah, ankle pick, take his big ass down. How am I going to keep him down? You're going to choke him out. I'm, like, 137 pounds or something. What about Dake? Who's that wrestler right now that's hot?

Kyle Dake. Yeah, he's hot. He's a stud. I mean, he's good at wrestling. You know he just beat Jordan Kyle Dake. Yeah, he's hot. He's a stud. I mean, he couldn't wrestle. You know he just beat Jordan Burroughs? Yeah, I saw him beat Jordan Burroughs. You see that match? Yeah.

You see it? Yes, and you guys know who Jordan Burroughs is. And he handled it well. Super stud. Cornell, four-time NCAA champion right there in four different weight classes. Monster. Four different weight classes. And his muscles are just made out of different stuff.

Oh, he's... Dude, take that motivation And then beat the big kids Dude that's Kyle Dane Dude we worked for one week Dude you know what this can be You know what this can be Oh my god

Do you guys not know who he is Yeah I do Yes I do I just saw a YouTube of him You brought him up Yeah you're not wrestling Jordan Burroughs You fucking I know but we're talking about

You're not wrestling Jordan Burroughs A female wrestler I know One of a kind. I know, but. You can't even keep Burt's sister as your girlfriend. Dude, we're going to low pick the big guy and get his back. See, this is your problem, dude.

One week of game planning. I'm a real. You ruin relationships. You ruin relationships with Bobby. This has nothing to do with the wrestling match. You ruin relationships with Santino. You ruin the relationship with your name, with your branding of your show. You guys are comparing me to Kyle Dade?

Yeah. Welcome to King's Day. What is wrong with you, dude? No, I... You are out of your mind. You know what it is? We see the potential. He doesn't see it.

No, we see the potential. You don't see it, dude. Dude, one week of you and me game planning to take his big ass out? Dude, do you not know I haven't wrestled in like... He's never wrestled. Dude, he was wrestling. He's getting coached right now. No, he's not.

About Arizona State. No, he said the guy's from Arizona. Hey, man, I listen. He said he's got trainers. He's got a whole team training. He said he has one person in Arizona, man. He doesn't have Brendan and Theo. Yeah.

And we have your back, dude. One weekend game plan. But you do know wrestling, huh? I know wrestling. You do? Yes. You wrestled in high school? Dude, I have a stripe on my white belt.

A one-stripe white belt. Man, I would take him down. Thank you. This is what would happen. I would take him down, maybe, if I'm lucky. We're getting him down. I would have to do it in the first 20 seconds. Yeah, we're doing it.

Because once he gets a hold of me. You have 45 minutes. I wouldn't last 45 seconds, man. Dude, we're throwing feints. Feints, feints. Yeah, your attitude is bad. Ankle pick like Randy Couture. Maybe an arm drag or something.

Good. Too big of an arm. Bad attitude should be your name in your podcast. No, I'm a realist, man. That's not bad attitude. I'm being real about it. I'd take him down. I would try to.

We got speed. You're going to get his back. I'll hold him down. I'm 100. You don't have to. We have to where you can get to his back. Put him in that crab wonton dog You don't think Burton Ernie sister fucking escaped from fucking Alcatraz he's after inspiration to Lord he okay, so Sorry, I may call you an idiot. I want to apologize. Catch him on his back. Yeah.

Could I get a pin? No, you're going to choke him out. What rules are we using? Submission wrestling. I don't know how to strike. No punching. No, no, no, no punching. No striking.

No punching, no striking. Submission wrestling. That's not what he said. He was doing this stuff. Well, we'll set the rules. I don't know what he was doing. He is a sophomore in high school. Really?

Yeah. I think so. He's only a sophomore? You got to beat it. It's tough to tell. I might have a shot, though, just because of the mental edge. Yes. There we go.

Because I'm older. And you've had heartbreak. Now we're talking. Dude, you can fit through a male slot. Well, you didn't say that. That changes the whole game. That's what I'm saying. You got the inner Han, dude.

This kid's a sophomore? I think so. I think. Because, you know what I mean? You might fuck him up. The mental edge. Yes sophomore? I think so. I think. Because you know what I mean? You might fuck him up. The mental edge. Yes. Because I have experience.

I went to state, CIF three times. See? I won CIF. See? Now this, this, this TV we know dude. But I have a chance. You didn't say he was a sophomore. I thought he was in college or older.

No, no, no. He's a young man. Okay. No life experience. He's got a lot of confidence. I have to give him that. Right. He does have a lot of confidence. He's a young man. Okay, okay. No life. He's got a lot of confidence. I have to give him that. Right. He does have a lot of confidence, man.

He did just get surgery. There's a lot of beautiful stuff going on between the two of you guys, I think. I like seeing you in this place a little bit better, man, where you're at this, you're at least willing. Yes. A lot of it's willingness, man. What are you talking about? Willing to freaking change your life.

Right, right. So you want me to fly. So where is this event going to be held? We'll figure it out. Probably we'll do it. We'll make it easier on you. I'm guessing you're in Hampton Inn probably somewhere in between here and there. Who are you want me to fly so where is this event gonna be help figure it out probably we'll do it We'll make it easier on you. I'm against your Hampton Inn probably one somewhere in between here Try out a red roof in Do that you guys that could be you did too much

Red roofs too much crime at Red Roofs a lot of drugs at the Red Roofs How much does he weigh again? I just want to do my do something. He weighs 360, but now he's down to 240, right? That's his goal. How much does he weigh, man? Nick, how much does he weigh? 365. He was 470. He weighs 365. But he's going to continue losing weight. Do you not realize

it doesn't matter what it wants? Oh my. If he gets his weight on me, I'm done. Let me tell you something about yourself, okay? Apparently you don't have good mirrors at your house. What are you talking about? What you don't see, dude, is that you're capable, okay? You're a capable little worm.

You're a capable little worm, dude. Dude, your nickname's The Worm. We just gave you that. Yeah. Wait, I could squirm out of it? Dude, you almost fit through a fucking mail slot. You lost this woman. I know, but dude, once he gets his...

What if he takes me down? Well, then we'll see what happens. Dude, and he puts his weight on me, bro. Quit talking about it. That's where the worm comes in, huh? That would be a nightmare. If you let that top be a nightmare. But we're not going to worry about that, dude.

You're going to ankle pick his big ass. You're not talking about that. Because I'm just... You would like to see that. That ass. You're not talking about that. Because I'm just. You would like to see that. That's the whole thing. All the talking about it is just bullshit, man. You can do it, though. I'm open.

What else you got, Nick? That's it. I'm open. Are you open to it? Yeah, I am. That's all we need out of you, man. Yeah, I'm open to it. It's a step in the right direction.

Yeah. I'm open to it. And we want you to keep that check, too, man. You deserve it. No, no, I can't. Dude, this is what you're going to do. I can't. I refuse.

Listen to your coach. I freaking refuse. Fucking tell him. Tell him something, motherfucker. You're going to get in shape. You're going to get in shape. You're going to beat that big boy. You're going to take that check, and then you're going to change the name of your podcast

to Good Friends. Oh, we can't do that. And then Santino has a problem. Tell him to see me and Theo. We can't do that. Yeah, we're doing that. No, no. We already had the talk.

Tell him to meet me at Manhood. No, we've had the talk. No, we can't. He'll lose his mind. Yeah, we're doing that. No, no. We already had the talk. Tell him to meet me at manhood. No, we've had the talk. No, we can't. He'll lose his mind. No, he won't. He'll lose his mind if he's not with me in theory. Well, what are you going to do? You're going to hold him down and dies here.

What are you talking about? Lawyer? You can't. You can't trademark the term friends. Yeah, but still, it's like we gave him our word. And so it's scissor bros. Yeah. You don't like,

you don't like the name. You gave up. You guys, you guys don't like gang. You got bullied by Santino, dude. Yeah. The podcast name is good friends.

Dude, but my Vietnam baby forever dog. We love you and you love us, dude. And we'll see you in the future, dude. And shout out to whatever the guy's name in the beginning, that little kid who was in here with the fucking leg extensions.

Yeah, man. I'm in Austin this weekend. We added a show Thursday, Thursday night, Vulcan Gas Company. Oh, I got some shows coming up. We got a new tour that we're going to launch in about a week. Ooh, daddy's back on the road. About two weeks. We're just going to go on sale with tickets,

but it's going to be a little bit later this year. A little bit later this year. A little bit later this year. So I think next week I'll announce some tickets. I'm in Austin this week, and then we just added to the books Lexington, Kentucky, and Houston, Texas. See you soon. Stevie, where you getting dates?

No, but Scissor Bros podcast, definitely subscribe to our YouTube channel. StevieWeebyBbybandcamp.com He has an album? Instagram slash Q-U-A-N-G-O-U Are you Q? Kwang-woo is my Korean name.

You're Q. How come we didn't play any of his albums? No, no, you don't have to. It's all good. Sometimes I follow Real Daily Wireless. Dude, thank you guys so much for having me. We love you, man. Thank you so much. It's so good to see you, man, and I want to apologize about everything. I honestly... I want to me. We love you, man. Thank you so much. Dude, it's so good to see you, man. I appreciate it, dude. And I want to apologize about everything. I honestly, I do want to take a second. What are you going to apologize for?

I want to apologize about everything that happened, man. What are you talking about? You're good. Okay. I'm here, and it's all good. Yeah. But yeah, it was nothing personal, man. It was a total accident, and I know you called it was.

Yeah, Nick, no, it's all good, Nick. And it'll be a great time for them to speak up right now. Yeah, we cleared it all up. I'm very sorry, and I'm glad we had you here. No, no, no, you're good, man. It was a great episode. Thank you for owning that. Yeah, that was fun, man. That'm very sorry, and I'm glad you had me in here. No, no, no, you're good, man. It was a great episode. Thank you for owning that. That was fun, man.

That was fun. Shout out to Carla, too. Wasn't that her name? Oh, Ilani. Ilani. Yeah. Close. Santino was golfing.

That's why I said he'd be in here. All right. Sure. Brennan and Theo, fighter in weight. I got to go in and go hard in the paint. I do not think. I am in flow. Black rifle coffee, I'm ready to go. paint I do not think I am in flow black rifle coffee I'm

ready to go I need a sponsor I am a monster about to open up with this at my concerts flow is contagious browser outrageous thicker than girls that are instagram famous damn hungry like I'm fresh off keto seeing red like Andrew Santino every song I hit like the great Bambino Brennan ate the queso and the quesoritos but everything's gonna be fine Hate on me, I do not mind Theo looking like the type of dude that got a pack of matches in his pockets at all times They sliding into my DMs A couple of you tried but couldn't beat him Quit playing like Nintendo DS

You don't want to smoke like Joey Diaz Meaning y'all edible Just got my eyebrows threaded and I'm feeling incredible Brennan's son hit me up He said it's too loud in the club, can you pick me up? King in the sting King in the sting King in the sting

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