The Golden Hour - Episode 121: Elon Bust

Episode Date: May 14, 2021

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It's an Ewok. What the fuck? Back off my broccolini Get your life together It is Don't touch me bro I'm not touching you dude We'll be back in the house Not as nervous this time

Those kicks are cool man What are those new balances? No these are Can we talk about them? Are those Skechers? Can we talk about them? Yeah we can talk about them Yeah these are

Yeah I'll just wait yeah i'll explain those are nice man aren't they and did you make those or you bought them that's a legit question because i've never seen them before yeah sink your head yeah why i i feel like you're an artist you're an artistic guy yeah i feel like you could put that together. And just say El Nino on the side? No, these are called Lai Ning. You ever heard of this? I haven't. Japanese?

Japanese? No, this is the Chinese version of Nike, I think. Oh, really? I'm not much. Now, do they pay the workers or is it the same as Nike? Can I see that? You sure you didn't make it? of a gun how dare you those are dope i'm not accusing you i'm just saying you know what they're interesting right i'm not a big uh i'm not a big sneaker guy i wear the same shit

every day i am and those are sick i'll definitely check them out you think they have size 13 for bigger guys the fairfax you know where the Fairfax, you know where Supreme is? Yeah. Yeah. Those are 13. These are... We used to wear... Theirs are what?

Go ahead, Stevie. So these are really interesting because they specialize, I think, in basketball shoes. Oh. But I saw these and I'm like, well, I've never... You know, they're colorful. Got to have them. They kind of... You know New Balance?

Yeah. They kind of remind me between like new balance and saconis yeah they do you know but you know what's interesting is the the um there was uh they kind of seem like just balance like hey yeah you're gonna be able to balance the wuhan special yeah yeah for sure but do you see the foam here the foam yeah that's it so there's foam here and then they had a tag i ripped off they had the on the outside. Oh like an off-white shoe Yeah, the mattress. It's a real fuckboy move to leave the town. No, no, no, I don't do that No, that's like do it on your hat. Yeah

I'm a fuckboy, but there's a limit. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you're a real you're a whole orgy of fuck boy Thanks for complimenting this. Oh, yeah All those right when I came in, thanks for the juice daddy good to see you. Yeah, man see yeah man cheers good to see you man glad you're feeling well come back to la you get started getting juicy hey how to do it man um what else steven where you been so i know now what are you hitting right now are you hitting enough you want to try one of mine you want to step up to the big league can you throw me one of those shout out to rogue thank you oh wow so rogue oh you like the mango huh oh dude it's my favorite. Is he going to pass out?

No, what milligrams are the ones you usually take? So I do this. This is what I'm trying to quit. That's like choo-choo. Yeah, this is, I've been doing this for years. I want to see you go full jaw, little bud. I don't even spit doing this. Oh, wow.

I want to see you like Pete Rhodes. Are you swallowing it all? Yeah. Oh, you swallow? Okay. Yeah, I fall asleep with it. Here's the swallow? Okay. Yeah, I fall asleep with it. Here's the thing, dude. No, I fall asleep with mine, too.

I fall asleep and wake up high. So you're looking to drive truck, huh? I guess so, yeah. Now, you know, I know you're on the market. This is four? All right, these are sixes. You'll be fine. And I do three of them.

I want to get a little buzz. Yeah, get you a buzz, dog. Now, with the real chew, like you're chewing like a truck driver, that's frowned upon with the ladies. Oh, but the Lee brothers, we don't even go to the dentist. We'll just let it fall out. You like the yellow. Yeah, we just let it.

Dude, they let it fall out and they make chess pieces out of it. Haven't you ever been abroad? I have to. I really haven't. I got stuff to learn. Yeah, the ladies don't like this. No. Plus, my breath already Really smells

Like poo So You got shit breath? I brush a lot too I think it's like I don't know It's genetic huh? Have you smelled Bob's breath?

Oh yeah Poo He had a breath like a cat Like kind of a not doing well cat Yeah like a dead cat Have you seen his feet? I have not seen his feet Dude Torum feet It's like not seen his feet. Dude.

Tore up feet? It's like Frankenstein. Little feet though, right? But like gangrene. Now, did you get any shit for being on the show last time from the boys back there with bad friends? Oh my God. What do you mean? What do you mean?

What do you mean? You know what I mean. No, we patched it up. You guys are good? No, no, we're good. Okay. That was just a one-off and we did it for promotion. I wish you would have stuck with it, but what can you do?

Yeah, well, what can we do? I mean, I don't want to, you know, we're just trying to water under the bridge. Yeah. Oh, so y'all didn't really have a fight with Santino? Not really. He was just mad because, you know, bad friends, good friends, but it was a one-off because, you know, that was the week. It was April Fool's.

Oh. So we did it as a promotion as a joke you know what i mean i didn't know i feel like you had a lot of promotion out of it yeah have you guys seen scissor bros i have i don't believe you yeah please don't we put i appreciate it no when i say i have means i see the post on instagram but you didn't see the bengay on the nuts and dick no we don't bro look so we put bengay on our nuts you guys trying to go viral i was i'm trying to think that way yeah uh are you though that who doesn't that's a good challenge it won't solve anything dude i put in yes four of my muscles last week because

i was in such pain from working out have you put it in your butt hole though so we did nut sack penis and butt hole we put on the tip the whole thing why are you doing that man grow up dangerous no but it's a challenge because to who could endure the most pain you know it's also a challenge not to do that kind of stuff and just be a good adult yeah just be fun and stay out of your own content it's fun i don't was it good the fans like it yeah were you guys freaking the fuck out well we should we should have used Tiger Balm. Oh, yeah. Why didn't you?

I know. Using these imported fucking creams? They changed the formula of Bengay because Bob made me, he's like, as a kid, he was like, you know what feels like a blowjob? And I go, no. He goes, Bengay. And I remember putting Bengay on my dick. It does not feel like a blowjob.

And I ran into the shower. Yeah. It burned. Yeah. It feels like a blowjob. And I ran into the shower. Yeah. It burned. Yeah. Feels like a blowjob with fucking fire. I don't want to be picturing two Asian naked children either. Just because I don't want to picture any naked children. And in this vision they happen to be Asian because you said they were.

Yeah. And it's Bobby convincing you to put Bengay on. Oh yeah. And he didn't do stuff like that as a kid? No. Never did that that never went down i don't think so that did you do that shit i never dude look at that tattoo on your arm what is that bobby no which was show that tattoo to the camera real quick no the other one right by your sleeve right here yeah no the other one right up by your sleeve if you don't mind peanut butter falcon bobby show that to the camera does that not look strikingly?

Like check like the piece of art that you drew last Customize this tattoo. Well, yeah What do you mean that's Hall of Fame material dog that's a white is of art Bobby Bobby it's on your arm. This is like memento. This is called love though. Oh, that's a white of art bobby bobby it's on your arm this is like memento this is called love though oh that's your girl no this is my brother oh this looks like that a little bit that's all i was saying i would say almost identical my brother would be so mad that who is your brother he passed away no this is bob oh jesus but why would you get a tattoo he's alive i know but he has my name on his arm oh who's a tattoo artist oh a guy from

san diego island tattoo oh wow yeah oh it sounds like a nice place no this is this respect this love oh i first of all it looks that looks there's love it does not look like him at all it looks like the fourth stooge, almost. If you had the three stooges, you had the fourth one. It doesn't look like my brother. It does, right? Not a lot, Bubba. It looks like the bad...

I spent hours working on this design, man. Really? That looks... Hours. Dude, that looks like Bobby if he was a zombie. That is a scary tattoo. It looks like the fourth one of those guys, almost, if you put him in there. A little bit.

Hey, yuck, yuck, boing. No, this is my brother. Yeah. But you know what you could do to get your girl back? Show her that. I'm trying to move on. I'm on dating apps now. Are you?

That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, skip for you getting out there. Yeah, yeah. Have you had any experience? I have trouble whenever dating apps make me feel sad a lot of times. Does that happen to you or not? I've just been getting scammed. I erased already oh you did yeah i got two scams did you send somebody money how'd you know how'd you know they asked for that okay that's the scam

that's the hustle if i just get 300 for an uber and then they never show up they're ubering from maine yeah it was a ukrainian model oh and And she was talking to me, and I said, hey, because she had a DJ picture in there. And I go, hey, what do you spin? And she goes, blah, blah, blah, EDM. Can you send me money? I go, what do you mean? Demon warm up. My grandfather's moving from Ukraine, and I need money.

Legit point. Second one. No, who's moving? What hot girl's moving their grandfather in to live with them? But also, did you send money? No. I blocked. Okay.

But the second one was more sketchy. It was a Russian model. And I moved it to Instagram. That was a mistake. So I was on Instagram. And then this other profile was simultaneously DMing me. And it was a missing persons report from Germany. Oh, wow.

So it was this passport of the girl. I'm the Tinder girl from a different account. So what are you getting into, man? Yeah, what dating site is this? What dark web dating site? I thought you didn't even know how to DM. This is getting hella Cambodian, Bobby. Dude, it's just...

You're in a Ponzi scheme. Have you had any real connections? Have anything? Nothing? I've gotten matches, but zero. I don't know the opening. What do you say is the opener? We matched.

Yeah. Send a picture at that too. What do you think? Yeah, what do you think of my brother no it's 90 or 7 80 75 85 95 bots wow sounds like a new dating site which is the right one to do though aren't there some good um kind of far eastern sites or is there anything that's specific to that like asians only yeah Yeah, it's called... There's farmers only. There's black. There's short kings.

Black, black, black. There's short kings, which our boy is on. Match.com. Match.com's more... Hinge. Hinge is for, I think, carpenters or something. Bumble. What about Raya?

Oh, Bumble could be for Asians. Oh, Raya's for the big players now, doggy. That's where Ben Affleck's on there. I'm beta buck, so you guys are the, you know. But I'm just saying, is there a specific, I mean, is there a certain type of woman that you prefer? That's why I'm trying to lead you in a direction that could be helpful for us.

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So Ben Affleck and Matthew Perry have had some super weird interactions on dating apps that were posted on TikTok. So I just want to know, are you on the side of the actors or the side of the girls? Love the show again and shout out to all my black Irish people. Love you guys. Bye. Love you girl bye love you girl here's here's a thing before you comment on it now that girl on that riot got a little bit of trouble because here's the thing she's a loser she's a loser so so rise for like successful like famous

people to find love like dating apps and there's a bunch of instagram thoughts on there so like ben affleck and the guy from Friends is on there. The guy from Friends, you know, he matched with this girl. And the girl outed him and was like, look at this creep going for a young girl. I guess she was 19. But he was never, like even the girl in her friend post was like, he was never creepy, never asked anything creepy.

We just matched. And then I started hitting him up and then he called me. Here's where it gets weird. So she outed him so he looks like a creep. In her profile it says, I only hitting him up. Then he called me. Here's where it gets weird. So she out him. So he looks like a creep. In her profile, it says, I only like older men. That was her one condition. I only go for older men. And then she's like, this older guy is trying to hit on me.

That's bait. They're baiting. Well, it's just clout chasing. There she is. This is the Ben Affleck one, actually. These girls are just doing this to get some sort of fame. Some sort of cl's sad it's sad it's weird the world's come to this naveen why did you unmatch me it's me that's fucking batman dude that really is that's not batman that's batman behind that's that's ben affleck at home so what's the story what happened who's that girl and then i know she just adam was like look at this creep trying to hit on me oh that's the story you're on raya but here's the

thing also you matched with them you have a choice you're a adult if this girl's 11 if this girl's 16 or 17 in a state where you can't date you can't be on the app though right right and you shouldn't be but if you're an adult and you match with somebody and you're talking to them, then you out them. It's just, it's really sick. What's this girl's name? Naveen. Naveen.

Raya kicked him off. Raya kicked him off. Kicked the girls off? Yeah. Good. They should. They should do a background check, man, on your real age. Right?

I think they do. I don't know the app. No, they don't. I have some friends on the app. I think they take your life. I don't know. Are you on it? don't. I have some friends on the app. They have to. I don't know. Are you on it? On Raya?

You're famous enough to be on Raya. No, dude, I got on Raya when it first came out. What are you on, man? I'm trying to learn from you. You guys are the alphas. He's on Bumble. I want to learn. I'm not anything. That's why I'm asking you if there's any-

Don't ask me. I'm making the wrong decisions. But are you really ready to get back out there, man? I worry about you. You know, you're right. I'm not even ready, huh? I made a pro-con list the other day. I was thinking if you were ready to get back out there. man? I worry about you. You know, you're right. I'm not even ready, huh? I made a pro-con list the other day. I was thinking if you were ready to get back out there.

No, no, no. More cons than pros? It had about six cons on it. No, I like being alone. You like being alone? Yeah. Playing video games and shit? No, I just, it's good to be alone.

I'm not even ready. I don't want a relationship. Be comfortable in your own skin before you start getting in a relationship. Are you just looking for intimacy? Ooh, good question. I get horny, man. That's fine if you are. There's nothing wrong with it.

What I like to do is I send in a little parachute guy, and then it's like, hey, I know somebody slid in your DMs, but has anybody ever parachuted in? Oh, the emoji game. Yeah, baby. And I don't hear back. What's that line again? Neither do I.

What emoji is that one? It's like a Vietnam emoji. You have to have the Vietnam emoji set. But I send the guy without the gun. I send the guy just the emetic. The more friendly one. Yeah. Yeah, how do you do that?

Do you do the basketball? Hey, I rolled my ball here. Oh, no, that is for pedophiles. Oh, I don't know. I just saw that on Google. Especially if it's a kickball. That's definitely for me. No, a basketball.

A basketball. Now, if a basketball, you go, ball's in your court. Ball's. Oh, that's cute. Ball rolled in here. I don't like that. That's creepy. That you go, balls in your court. Balls. Ooh, that's cute. Ball rolled in here. I don't like that. That's creepy. That means I want to wear your skin. I would roll the basketball and go, balls in your court.

And that's how you open it. So tell me, have you gotten into any, have there been any dates that have gone on? Tell me about the love, man. I just want to know that you have love in your life and people that care about you, man. Because I know you and Bob are kind of, y'all's relationship is kind of unraveled. want to know that you have love in your life and people that care about you man because i know you and bob are kind of y'all's relationship is kind of unraveled and i know that you know they lose interest though i think i fuck it up for myself interest all the time look

my brother didn't talk to me for like two years once no the gals lose interest because i'm talking about the girls yeah you fuck it up do you think you fuck it up because you say yeah i say too much is it that or you're like okay i'll get back to you after seven hours of these video games? I don't play that much. Really? A couple, two, two or three hours. But I think what would help us if we knew your type. That would help us figure this. How about if I just be alone?

The thing is the masturbation doesn't help. You know what I mean? And when you masturbate, are you using, which are you using? You don't even want to use them. You want to open up that door? Yeah, we do. We're knocking. Let us in, daddy.

I mean, I have all the pocket pussies. I got all of it. Oh, my God. He said pocket pussy. Are you really? Those are made in China, aren't they? Yeah. I've done it.

Yeah, I've done it. I'm not putting my penis in anything that's been made in China, dude. I have a butt in my closet. Oh, do you have the full blow-up doll? in China, dude. I have a butt in my closet. Oh. Do you have the full blow-up doll? The vagina, yeah. You have a black butt? Yeah.

You got to squeeze oil in it and everything. Oh, man. I go in. Maybe you do need to be alone. Why are your eyes like this? Who are you, Yan Can Cook? I do it, dude. What are you putting oil in it for?

Oil in a black butt? Can I tell you what happened? So when I first got it. No, I don't know how I can handle this. I can. Keep going. This is real. Let you finish.

Apparently you're finishing all the time. This is real life. Apparently you're finishing in that black pot. I took it out of the box and I was looking at it. I'm like, this is awesome. And I poured the oil in it. What is that? Yan can cook?

Yeah, get the other picture of him though. With the knife out right after the oil. I put the oil in it and I put a towel under my butt. Oh, this is a whole process. Oh, it's a whole ceremony. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Now, are you watching a video or is this all mental?

I'm going to get to that, brother. Okay, sorry. I'm jumping ahead. And what God is this? So, I lay the towel down and I was on my back, and then it got lopsided because it's pretty heavy. So with my iPhone, I was trying to hold it. It's pretty heavy, dude.

Do you have a Nicki Minaj ass? What's going on here? Don't worry about it. That's my business. So I'm trying to look at the video, and it went lopsided. So all the oil. Everywhere. Yeah.

Dude, it's pretty heavy if you have that veal build. Okay. You got to bring it tight enough, dude. You have that build like you're going to be. Definitely, it's a little vealy, don't you think? It's normal behavior, though, right? Oh, there's nothing wrong with it behind the sexual depravity. listen i'm not shunning you for yeah doing this with that black butt yeah but is there you feel like there's a racial tone to it do you feel like there's a reason why you're

like taking it out on these on these black yeah do you know just that's the way it came okay yeah if it was yellow red i would have done the same was it a mystery box yeah all butts matter here so would you um would you like a real black butt though do you think you could find like a real Yellow, red. I would have done the same thing. Was it a mystery box? Yeah, it's not. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, all butts matter here. So would you like a real black butt, though? Do you think you could find a real black girl? I'm just trying to help him out here so he gets rid of this oil bottle. Hey, I love all women, man. I don't care about the color. Yeah, but sure, buddy.

But what do you want, though? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you have a type. Help us navigate through this love. Yeah, that's the problem. You're not helping us help you, bro. I like it all. All right.

Hot's hot. You like hot. Yeah, alright hot's hot you like hot yeah your type's hot yeah and what kind of oil you put in there hot oil

warm oil it's this oil that gets hot it's a specific one you use for flashlights it gets hot nevermind I shouldn't have asked

so you squirt it in there and but you know what the best thing to use is what avocados and this is to all my single dudes out there

that it feels better than a flashlight and he doesn't he may he basically means wrestling fans this is the inside wrestling fans let's don't say single dudes overall okay this goes out to my single brothers out there This goes out to my single brothers out there. I don't think single black men are using... These are white men's toys. I'm telling you, and this is really cost-effective and cheap. My dad used to cut an avocado in half

and put mayonnaise in half of it. There you go. That's disgusting. Latex glove. You put a little Vaseline in there. Or lotion. Your mom's house? Yeah.

So latex glove. Dang. I mean, you're a real veteran of this. Sometimes when I'm out, I go to In-N-Out Burger and I get a double-double because their employees wear latex gloves. I turned you on. No, because I ask for, I say, hey, I'm a germaphobe. Can I have?

Oh, wow. Yeah, this is if I run out. A double double and a jack session. Yeah, two. Those are two sessions. Wow. Yeah. What a great Saturday night.

So that's my secret. So that's going to help a lot of guys out there. Okay, and will you do this on like a windowsill or where are you doing this? Do I want to know? What the hell are you talking about windowsills? Is it in your little studio? Is it like a thing where you want heights? Are you doing it like in a death-defying area? Are you doing it do i want to know what are you doing what are you talking about is it like a thing where you want heights like are you doing like in a death defying area you're doing in a park i mean you need a portable heater might help oh those kill poor people all the time yeah yeah

so you have to heat it up i mean these are my little secrets every year in chicago google that nick portable heater kills oh yeah impoverished family it's science i bet you the top five articles are chicago but uh it's a real ceremony they gotta quit yeah it is it is and uh you never just do it old-fashioned huh you mean just your hand oh i haven't done that in decades are you telling this this guy's the ninja of masturbation dude apparently dude this guy's wacky chan okay this guy's the elon Elon Musk of busting artificial asses, man. Elon fucking busk. You guys haven't done this?

I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall here. Look, I'm trying not to jerk off. I'm excited about my new studio. The last thing I want to hear about in it is, and you know what? I'm sorry. Fatal fire that killed my, oh, space heater right there. Boom. And then here's the crazy part. They sell them right above it.

So how much are those? This is the sick part. Yeah, see? He's looking for one. They sell them right above it. So how much are those? This is the sick part. Yeah, see? He's looking for one. What is the blue one? What is that all about? Take them down a half inch about the death family.

Yeah. Okay. God dang. So that could heat up a whole house? I mean, it could or it couldn't. Let's go back to that top article, Nick. Oh, you're right. Chicago.

Just right there. Let's see them both in the same scene there. Fatal fire that killed. I got you. Yeah. Let's see. There's a Chicago one. You can shop them both in the same scene there. Fatal fire that killed. I got you. Yeah. Let's see. There's a Chicago one. You can shop, but at the same time, fatal fire that killed mother and daughters linked

to a space heater. Oh, that's not good. But then also sells them up above. There you go. That $74 one? Look. Oh. Okay.

Dude, $40? You can get the $24 one. At that point, here's what I would do. Put two fireballs in your candy and just blow on your kid's back. For $74, I would not risk killing my family. Get a king-size bag of fucking hot tamales and blow on your kid's face, man. And here is a young fellow right here. And this is our first King and Err Sting It of the evening, and we've got a new wrinkle for it.

Stevie took a break last night from pleasuring himself. Yeah, I hit the boulevard for you guys. and he hit the boulevard to get some responses sunset did you really stevie yeah sunset oh hollywood boulevard you're a brave man wow fat patrick it's kairick here from rhode island with my buddy jerry and i got a king of this thing for you guys today we're talking bike helmets brandon i know you'd be rocking one every day when you're on them thick bike rides theo i'm pretty sure i remember you saying you'd rather your dad have gotten cte than you know you know that he ever used the bike helmet but beside the point i want to know what you guys think we king of bike helmets we stinging them gang gang buzz buzz no one's look cool in a

bike helmet man ever what's up jerry everyone looks like they're on the short bus in those bike helmets yeah i would rather go look if i go to heaven because I don't have a bike helmet on, then so be it, man. I tell you what, I posted a picture several times without a bike helmet, and I got lit up by fans. Get a helmet on. Get a helmet on. Your son, when he sees you without a helmet on, respects you. Any dad that pulls into the garage with a bike helmet on and his son is somewhere looking at him, it's over. The kid doesn't know the word yet, and I heard my son go, pussy.

And that's fair. So we all sting it? I'm stinging bike helmets. I need all the brain cells I can, so I'm going to king it. Can get. Yes. I'm going to king it. Bike helmets?

King it. For safety, right? Yeah. That and if they look cool if you ride a bike or something. Bike helmets? No. We're not doing that. Bike helmets? King it for safety right yeah that you know if they look cool if you ride a bike or something bike helmets No, we're not doing that So she wants you to be safe, but you want to die. Yeah. It's okay. Bike helmets. Oh, you can get some really bitchy ones.

Safety first. Always. Yeah. That's a, yeah. Damn, what's up, girl? She got that lighter. She looking for a grandma. She's having an E's, that one.

Oh, yeah. She's a baddie. You don't want to shoot your shot and go, girl, you want to be? No, he was there. I know. And he wasn't digging it. He was not. No.

He eventually joined because she was funny. Now, Steve, if you do take a woman out, I'd love to get into some of your dating ideas, man, because I would love to get a camera involved. No, no, no. You guys, we don't need to do that. You have a decent romance. I don't even have a car, dude.

We'll set that easy. Well, we'll get your caretaker some flowers and get you guys a gift certificate somewhere. You know, I think the thing is about getting you out there, dude. We'll set that. We'll do that to you. Well, we'll get your caretaker some flowers and get you guys a gift certificate somewhere. You know, I think the thing is about getting you out there, man. Yeah, but you need a car in L.A.

I don't have a car. No, Uber, dog. What am I, take the bus there? Also, you can double date with Chin and his girl. Chin, you got it? Chin does those vlogs. He's good with that camera.

Yeah? Yeah. But you don't drink, though, huh? No. That's kind of a... Put eight dips in. He'll be fine. I don't drink.

Just give him a few more dips. I don't mind if they drink, though. They can drink cocktails. That's true. They can drink. Oh, that's good that kind of put eight dips in Give him a few more. I don't mind if they drink though. They could See What do you do dinner? Korean barbecue and talk and have fun then chins the grand maestro of that grill man. I've been with chin. It's amazing You guys go to quarters and shit. Yeah, he's like David Blaine on the Korean grill Love it the bungma. I only like going quarters. Kang Dong Baek Chung too? Yeah. You like the barbecue? Love it. The bung muck.

I only like going with chin. I only go with chin. Yeah. Smoking on that bung muck. I've watched a lot of your podcasts. You guys talk a lot about fighting. You guys never bring up certain pride legend dudes. Don Fry.

You guys never talk about Don Fry. That was early 2000s, Don. Or Kisuji Sakuraba. Oh, okay. You never bring up Igor Vochanchin. How come you guys don't? It's because it's old school, man. Comes, Don. Or a Kisugi Sakuraba. Oh, okay. You never bring up Igor Vochanshin. How come you guys don't? It's because it's old school, man. Come on, man. What's wrong with you, man?

I need to get you some more DVDs. I got the whole Pride collection. And they're some of the best ever. It's just old. Isn't it Andy Cohen? Yeah, you... Dude, here's what I'm talking about is, you can't...

He don't know... He don't know, dude. You don't know? You know Igor Voch... Yes. Ukrainian... No, remember, don't know, dude. You don't know. You know Igor Volkhanov, Ukrainian. Yes. Remember, don't. Hey, maybe sit this one out there. We're going to talk fighting here.

The only guy he knows is Dustin Poirier because his nuts are down his mouth. The thing is, you got to remember, I fought Crow Cop. I fought Nogera. No, we can't hear Crow Cop anymore, dude. I'm about to take a Crow Cop in my pants about being that guy's name again. You fight Gilbert Yivell? Never fight Gilbert. Close.

Do you fight Eddie Alvarez or not? Dirty fighter. Gilbert? Gilbert? Yeah, shady dude. Dirty. Shady dude. No poking your eyes.

Damn, you're old school with that pride stuff. Do you watch one championship in rising shit? He's a dynasty. He's 200 years old. What is this question we got coming in right here from somebody? What's going on, guys? This is Beau from Nacogdoches, Texas, and I got a king of the sting it for you. What's up, player? So, Elon

Musk was on Saturday Night Live trying to make some memes, I guess, and maybe NFTs or something, and it was awful. I don't know if you saw it, but it was hard to sit through the parts that I watched.

Personally, I think it's strange how he's trying to parlay having money into being famous. Now we see why those things are kind of mutually exclusive. He has ass fingers, asshole. What do you guys think about Elon Musk coming on Saturday Night Live? Y'all king it or sting it? Notice the people that hate on Elon Musk are calling him from a one-bedroom apartment. There's a lot of jealousy there. You can't be the, oh, yeah.

That's the reason why he gets the most hate. He's the richest man in the world. I don't think that's what this young fella is talking about. I think he's talking about. Did you see him on Saturday Night Live? Yeah. I thought he was good. I thought he was fine. He's just different.

For real, he has Asperger's. He's not a comedian either, dude. But they've had non-comedians on there before like this isn't nothing new I think he just I think what he's asking is is it weird they want to be famous. Yes agree I think that's weird. There's nothing worse when a business guy wants to be famous. I ran into his famous. He's been on you know Well Rogan's different though right like that Rogan's not like entertainment mainstream, really. He has notoriety. I think what he would call is notoriety.

I feel like if you're a businessman, then you have more like acumen or notoriety. You know, like famous is like, I just worry like how much does him being famous or like if he starts to get too much into that world in his brain, how much does that carry over into like, he's not paying attention in a shuttle meeting or something. Are we ever going to get to Mars? And on United, we lose five.

United's only having black pilots from now on. So we're going to lose all, you know what I'm saying? Like who are we going to lose? Yeah. Is NBC going to give him a sitcom and then we never get to Mars. That's what you got to worry about. He's trying to get to go to Mars.

Like you guys were saying. Dude, first of all, Mars looks like a shit get to Mars? That's what you got to worry about. He's too busy. He's trying to get to go to Mars like you guys were saying. Dude, first of all, Mars looks like a shithole. I don't know why you want to go there. I don't know why you want to go there. We can't do shit there. He's got the money to do that. You're going to live in a bubble? Space craft.

But also, here's the thing, dudes. He's not going. He's just sending people to build shit. And then once it's popping like Vegas, he'll come up there in about five to six years. Yeah. He's going to send some other poor souls to go up there and die. It was a one-off. He, you know, did it once.

He also loves Total Recall, so that's what he's trying to do. He's trying to send a girl up there with three tits, I heard. Should we see what these people on the street had to say? Yeah, definitely. Dude, this is so awesome, Steve. This game is called King It or Sting It. King It is a thumbs up. Sting It is thumbs down.

I'm just going to ask you random questions. Elon Musk as SNL host. No. That's a sting it? That's a sting it. He's not that funny, huh? I don't know. He seems a little bit kind of a little too uptight for that.

He's inventive and he's a rich businessman. There's definitely that. Elon Musk as SNL host. Thumbs up. You like Elon? The Tesla? Hell yeah. There you go.

Elon Musk as SNL host. King it or sting it? Thumbs up. Ooh, alright guys. The Tesla? Hell yeah. There you go. Elon Musk as SNL host. King it or sting it? Sting it. Sting it? Why? You don't like Elon? I don't know.

Okay. Okay. Okay. I don't think he's all that. He does do the Tesla, but it doesn't mean he can be a host. Right, right. I got you. Hey, you're honest.

Elon Musk as SNL host. Oh, it was very uncomfortable. Why? Why? Why? Why are you against Elon? That's why I liked it. No, I like Elon Musk.

I really do. But in regular interviews, he's like pretty normal. And in that, it was very uncomfortable. His Asperger. He's not a comedian. They're funny. I get that. And it could be nerves and whatever.

Have you heard about Rogan? He takes seven minutes to answer anything. He gets his Asperger's. Well, he was smoking a blunt, too. He was probably high as hell. He smoked a blunt. He smoked a blunt with Rogan? He takes seven minutes to answer anything because of his Asperger's. He was probably high as hell. He smoked a blunt with Rogan. But also, for Elon, they said his brain is so advanced. Even Rogan, it's like us talking to a seven-year-old. He has to make it into layman terms, so he takes a while to process.

Really? Yeah. His brain is so advanced, he's like, God damn it. Like a blender almost. Yeah, dog. There you go. We finished what she said. I don't think that would be like a very good first impression Elon Musk as SNL host Sting it. Why not? It was awkward. Yeah, it was weird. Okay. He was honest. I mean, I was like I have Asperger's

And then he was making weird Asperger movies. There you go. He was good on Joe Rogan though, right? Oh, yeah. See, that's his format. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, I would like to see Asperger's the movie. Oh, yeah. And it's a bunch of guys, starring anybody, who wants it.

It's a bunch of guys, no shirts, a lot of them, because they take their shirts off a lot when they want to raise their voice. Yeah. And they are doing wrestling a lot. Asperger's loves wrestling. It's almost very synonymous with each other. What is asperger's loves wrestling it's almost very synonymous with each other what is it is asper i don't really know let's learn about asperger's real quick if you can nick i mean elon musk is a pioneer look what he's doing with asperger's man

you just say shit is that usually people on that oh that's tourette's i was thinking about tourette's is where they just say shit or they have a twitch what is asperger i'll tell you about it right here asperger's? I'll tell you about it right here. Asperger's characteristics. Mental things? Signs and symptoms, basically. So let me Google in on that. Yeah. Behavior, social interactions, verbal and nonverbal communication,

emotion regulation, and interpretation. That's basically wrestling. Okay? Really? Yeah. That's wrestling, dude. In a nutshell, yeah. That's so vague.

Social interactions. What does that mean? They're awkward. In a nutshell, yeah. That's so vague. Social interactions. What does that mean? They're just kind of awkward. What does that mean? They're awkward. They're a little awkward. Oh, they're awkward in social scenarios. Yeah, the Undertaker.

Oh. The Undertaker guy thought he worked at a funeral home. Guess what? He never worked a day at a funeral home. Never. No, but they're acting. Never moved a body. Aren't they doing a character?

No, it's a character. Not if they got the syndrome. We got Macho Man, Randy Savage. The Warrior could barely talk. He'd been a bigger star if he could talk. Dude, their set is dope. Their set is filthy. Okay, that's what it means.

See, look at these guys right there. Asperger's. No, that's characters. They're like, who are those guys? It's too, I think these guys are, are these guys Jewish or not? Those are real wrestling singlets. I actually think they are.

Are those the Bash Brothers? Yeah, and one of them just wrestled this weekend, which made it, it was his seventh decade. He wrestled. Oh, wow. Doesn't want to give it up. And wrestled also means he had a carrot at lunch. So at this age, some of the terminology is a little different.

He won though. He won though. You follow it, huh, Nick? I just, I just. Yeah, Nick's picks. Nick. Nick's picks. He's picking wrestling now.

I lost 200 on a broccoli. Should we try our new segment, Shark Take for Segments? Yeah. First, man, I want to say thank you to Brian Johnson who put this studio together, man. Amazing, man. Oh, is this new? Yeah, dog. Hey, man, you don't realize the upgrade?

Come on, Stevie. Come on, man. When did you guys do this? Over the week. This is the last time? Oh. Whoa, it's new. Is it the sign? Yeah.

The whole desk. Oh, that's new. That's new. No, that's new. That's new. That's new. That's new. It looks great, guys.

That's new. Thanks, man. Thanks for noticing, dude. So that is new. That's new. Okay. This is new. It's clean, man.

So we're going to let Connor in in and he's gonna get 30 seconds bring him in dude to pitch us on idea yeah is it conor mcgregor's gonna pitch us on whiskey maybe far play to the lads yeah can you hear me oh there he is hey mate how you going man that's australian yeah i'm good how are you man he's rid of the country yeah but not australia what's up brother i'm good brother how are you'm great, man. What do you got for us, man? Yeah, so the idea is like confessions time. So basically

what people would do is call in with like the deepest, darkest confessions. So it could be a crime they've committed or some sexual kind of induced activity. And you guys kind of have to interact with a guest and figure out whether it was justified or not oh that's fun that's a good idea that's fun you know there

was a podcast called apology line it's a crime docu-series um on uh podcast and this guy created a line where people in new york where people would call in and just confess whatever they want to get off their chest and they go anonymous no cops would get involved nothing so people were calling in like you know wives or husbands calling me i cheat on my wife i cheat on my husband and then eventually a real serial killer calls i was like i thank you for making this man i feel so good i'm killing tonight but i feel better because i can call in and confess and then home they they goes through he keeps calling in they're tracking the serial killer yeah it's fascinating did it really happen anything

was real or not here's the thing i'm gonna split for you if you're in the middle of the series in three two one spoiler the cops obviously got word of this and started tracking dude and figuring out where he was calling from they went to his house and figured out he was full of shit he was never a serial killer but he would send him pictures and all sorts of shit and grim details but he would just make up the whole scene himself they found the guy was full of shit and the man was how did they know anything else about the man was he sagittarius someone said a lot of serial killers are sagittarius as well oh i thought they were scorpios maybe score i like your idea though dude i like it could get dark though dude. It could get dark, though. There it is.

Wondery did that. It's great. It's a six-part series. I think it's fucking fantastic. It's a podcast? Does Connor have anything he wants to confess? Yeah, you have anything you want to confess, dude? Start it with you, man.

Fair play to you. I have to be careful because my girl's in the house, but I've been using her credit card for Cats Only fans for about six months. So I don't want to tell her. Do you know what I mean? I'm just going to tell her I'm buying a lot of food. I'm seeing a lot of feet. Do you feel better confessing that?

I feel better. Yeah, I feel better. I've got a lot of pictures. Are you digging the content Cats providing on her Only fans? I don't see it, so I don't know. Top tier. Top tier. The best toenails in the game. Oh, wow

Wow, good for her good for you, man. That's a good suggestion, man Thank you so much for him. Where you calling in today from his boys and so Yorkshire in like near Leeds in England Oh, yeah. Yeah Yorkshire puddings. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I saw Michael Bisping eating some Yorkshire pudding the other day on his Instagram. Yeah, that's it, man. That's it. Gravy, chicken, and Yorkshire puddings. That's all we eat.

And what about Essex, man? You ever been down to Essex? Is it shit? I've never been to Essex, man. Very different. People from down south, they're very like Stucco. Yeah. Whereas up north, we're very friendly, very kind.

A bit like Louisiana. Amen. That's where I'm headed then. When I get there, I. Whereas up north, we're very friendly, very kind. A bit like Louisiana. Hey, man, that's where I'm headed in. When I get there, I'm going up north, man. That's a great idea, though, brother. Glad you got off your chest, man. Hopefully your girl doesn't watch the show. Cat's going to lose a subscriber. Yeah.

Well, cheers to you, Connor. Have a good day, man. You too, boys. Good luck to you out there, bro. Take care, brother. The only problem with that, you could incriminate yourself if you say the wrong shit they can't track you though now do you get worried cb about like if you um interact with women oh you're right he might

be at work now he has covid he's in yes i am at work sorry oh radio no sorry. I didn't know you were working. Are you a nurse? No, I'm a valet. Oh, sweet. Where at? At a community home in La Jolla, right up the street from the homeless shelter. Oh, nice, man. That's great up there. Oh, sweet, man. We got Stevie Weeby in the studio today. Hey, Stevie Weeby. I used to watch your vlogs. How's it going? Hey, what's up? Good, good.

Okay. I'm sorry. Sorry. So, Nicky, you got 30 seconds to pitch these guys your idea. Okay, my idea is San Diego is the new L.A. Changed my mind. No, you got to let them know this segment idea first. The second idea?

Oh, as far as the segment? Yeah. The segment is where, you know, somebody like me calls in, gives an opinion. Oh, changed my idea. Oh. Changed my mind. Yeah, you know, like the meme with the guy sitting at the table? That's a great idea.

The Steven Crowder change my mind? Yeah, change my mind. Is that what he does? Mm-hmm. But he does, we could do silly stuff. He does like all political shit. Dude, that's a great idea. I think.

So your idea of San Diego changed my mind. And we got Stevie here today. That's perfect because Stevie, is LA the new, is San Diego the new? You know, I haven't been, I'm from Poway. And he wrestled also. He wrestled. Yeah, he wrestled from Poway High. Obviously, you've never heard that.

But I haven't been there in decades, so I wouldn't be able to give you a good consensus on that because I haven't been there in like decades. But he did pin a black sphincter the other day, okay? Yeah, an oiled up sphincter. Yeah, in under 11 seconds. All right, all right. All right, all right.

The guy is off. Yeah. He's on defeat against the flashlight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pocket pushing. Okay, sorry. But no, dude, I think, look, hopefully it's not the new LA. I mean, it's-

LA's opening up, Doug. No, but hopefully it's not the new LA just because of what LA is at least san diego i feel like there's a um more laid back yeah it's more laid back fresh air it's like less people la jolla it's nice exactly slower pace it's slower pace but it's still jammed up still a lot of people i feel like not not compared to la it's crazy dude san diego traffic's no punk, though, man. When you're driving in there. Yeah, but the homeless here, dude. Yeah.

For sure. They don't got that in Diego like that. Gavin or Newsom, they said, was giving homeless people swords. Yes. So they could help defend themselves against each other. Yeah, swords and cash. That's intense. Yes.

Yeah. Like, what is going on? That's crazy. You got that awesome mayor out there, too, in San Diego. I think he's running for California governor, right? I follow politics, and I'm pretty ignorant. Yeah, I think he is. He's a bit of a beast.

I'm ignorant. He's a Republican. Yeah, he's a bit of a beast. Well, as far as politics, I'm ignorant. Yeah, I hear you. Man, I love San Diego. To Theo's point, I hope it doesn't turn to L.A. because it's a nice getaway.

Like when we do a weekend at La Jolla, it's so nice to get away, and there's not so many people. It's not so fucking crazy. I can eat a fish burrito and just relax. Out here, I got my head on a swivel, man. Homeless trying to stab you in the neck with COVID needles and shit. Yeah, and with supplies. Dude, and outside my house, it's just lined up with tents and it's like they have netflix set up in their laptops yeah it's crazy yeah so they had a

homeless guy near us the other day got door dash dropped off at the park how crazy is that dude you go to austin you go to austin they're homeless they have cars parked outside their tents you don't have a door what the unreal yeah and i. Yeah, and I live right by Father Joe's. They park their cars and they have meetings. Yeah, they're organized. Hopefully the army will fight them soon. Someone needs to. But, Nicky, thank you so much for your suggestion, man.

That's a great idea. That's a brilliant idea. Best one we've had so far. Thank you, guys. We've only had two, but thank you so much. See, he didn't need to know that, though. He would have went away feeling good. That is a great idea.

But he still feels good. He feels better because of the honesty. I haven't turned my radio off. They're probably looking for me. Dang, baby. Good luck, brother. Take it easy. Hide out, baby.

Go rogue, dude. Great idea, dude. Hide in the ceiling. Because it's the differences of opinions. Yeah, I know. I love it. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Change my mind. That's a great idea. Change my mind. What would you have us change your mind? Roe Buck, what do you think in the back? Meat one. Short people in new hotness. Change my mind.

Yeah, what would be a change my mind? Small dick. Give them an unpopular opinion. TikTok people are actually talented. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, wow. Came with the heat. Damn, damn, Christian.

Wow, that was a good one. I thought you were going to the heat. Damn, Christian. Wow, that was a good one. I thought you were going to say something like, fucking fish tacos suck, changed my mind or something. I don't. It's too short of time. Aren't they little clips? It's all dancing clips. Yeah.

You know, there's like. Now, talented compared to what, Christian? Compared to like, like fucking Johnny Depp or something? Like, what's your talent level here? Well, he's just saying talented people. I thought you were saying what's my unpopular opinion. Unpopular opinion, people who think

they're dancing, like doing the fucking TikTok dances. Listen, I'm not going to hate on the hustle. They're obviously doing something right and people are paying attention. If that's their lane, I don't give a shit, dude. Obviously, they're good at that. I'm not good at dancing, doing TikTok. Are you?

But then they're not good at podcasting or stand-up, so it's to each their own. If they're making bank doing that, more power to them. How do you make money on TikTok? Dude, when I was young, the only TikTok was, like, somebody that had epilepsy, I feel like. Yeah. Like, that was the only.

They didn't have any. Now it's like a profession. This is Walmart meets jackass oh wow pure talent oh yeah is he okay oh oh the girl says he okay christian i'm good yeah it's horrible that one wasn't my best one but i mean i got some that kind of blue like i got one that blew up. No, you didn't, man. You know what? We can't change your mind.

No mind changing. Yeah, that's wild, bro. I wonder if something on TikTok, if people have ideas or what. Our guy. What did I just say even? Our buddy who's on his way. I said that. You guys are thinking about it.

You guys are idiots, man. It's a new thing for me. I don't know. Not you. Sorry. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. I was going to let it slide because you just got off a plane.

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Pitch these guys your idea. What's a good idea? What do you think, Jamie? What do you think is a good segment? Segment? What was it? Whip it or ditch it? You can drive that bad boy around the block.

You can drive that bad boy into a ditch. Dang. That's pretty good too. Whip it or ditch it. People send us pictures of their rides and it's rip it or ditch it. Rip it or ditch it. I got the cleanest Chevy Sonic on YouTube. I'll have to check that out, man.

He does? It's eerily similar to Chide My Ride, which we haven't gotten a lot of submissions for in the past, but I like it. Specific. It's fun for sure. If you drive it, can you drive wherever you want, or you just drive it?

How far do you have to drive it? Does it matter? You got to bring it back. Oh, it doesn't matter. Okay. You kind of just flex on people in it. Is it a sports car or normal Corona? Well, that's the problem, though.

What kind of car? That's a contest. If it's Chin's car from high school, it's like a rice rocket. Some people dig it. It's a Honda Civic. Honda Civic to a lot of white girls that date black guys. When I was growing up, I drove Honda Civic. Asians love that.

Yeah, Asians love them with the big exhaust and the big fins and shit. What's that player? Google Chevy Sonic and check out that thing. Is that yours? Yeah. Yep. Okay, Chevy Sonic. We'll check it out.

David, thank you so much. We'll check it out right now. That's a good idea, brother. We'll start with that one. Whip it or ditch it. Whip it or ditch it. Let me see the Chevy Sonic, Nick. Let's see this thing.

And what about a station wagon? They don't have them anymore. Or a truck. um and what about a station wagon they don't have a truck or did your mom have a station wagon and sorry to hear i need you who's your mom didn't pass away did you mpv no my dad your dad did oh oh yeah dude remember bobby shoot me the pictures of him with your dad like laying there deceased that was crazy oh he got he got like uh death visions yeah in the hospice that's what he wanted have you heard of this yes it's when you hallucinate oh bobby got no my my pop oh wow like three days before he passed he was he was looking he they took him off the feeding tube and he he he was like catatonic but then i was there watching rocky 2 um with my ipad and then out of nowhere he he was

tripping out on the ceiling oh wow and he was seeing shit i wonder if he saw like an angel or something i think he saw ghosts or something that's angels if you're dying yeah yeah yeah that's dark you can't be seeing ghosts i don't know that's a chevrolet spark that's a sound upgrade oh sorry it looked like a chevy spark you know, that's a Chevrolet Spark. Oh, sorry. It looked like a Chevy Spark. Okay, that's your whip? That's your whip, Jamie? That's the whip. That's a little short bus van.

It's a little hatchback. Yeah. Oh, dude, that's a suppository. You put enough lube on the front, you could drive that right into somebody's keister. Chevrolet. Right into somebody's German butt, dude. And it was rip it or what was it? Whip it or ditch it.

I'm going to have to ditch that thing. You don't like the Chevy Spark? Sorry, dude. I'm going to have to ditch that thing. You don't like Chevrolet? That's what most people tell me. Not the biggest Chevy fan. You don't like a Chevy Spark, Brendan?

I don't like a Chevrolet. It's just not my brand. It's American. I know. You afraid, Brendan? Oh, man. Do the chicks dig it, my man? No, I got wife.

She digs it. It's hers. That's all that matters then, Dan. It's hers. Gas mileage. It's a little car. It's hers, man. Yeah.

No, Jamie, I think it's not bad, man. Thank you so much for the submission, Jamie. We appreciate you. That was fun, dude. Good luck in that thing. Would I be able to get a date if I had a Chevy Spark? No, do you have a driver's license, though? I don't want you out there.

Brand new Chevy Spark. No. Put some rims on that bitch, baby. If I lived in a different state, I could. Yeah, you go to like Ontario, you go to more inland. I would need something way better than that. Out here, yeah. Why didn't you and Bobby ever do, you go to more inland. I would need something way better than that. Out here, yeah. Why didn't you and Bobby ever do a podcast together?

Oh, good question. Ask Bob. Ask him. I mean, Bob, him and Griffin should have done one, and I don't know. But I mean, him and Griffin didn't come out of the same person's body. I know. That would have been so fun. Did you ever pitch that to him or no?

Yeah, let him do his own shit. Yeah. it's tough with family you know yeah it is there's some underlying issues there who's more been the protector you feel like over y'all's lives you or bobby over what though over the other one who's been like the who's been like the protector who's the who's the papa bear in the relationship oh he's my older brother for so him for sure yeah yeah do you feel like he's always really kind of like um looked up to you or what when i wrestled i think because i was a star wrestler at my high school so he's yeah he drove up to the state tournament in his uh truck to in stockton back then to support you oh yeah yeah i choked yeah oh yeah. Yeah, I choked. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, you said that. Yeah, I choked, yeah. Who'd you fight? The pressure got to you. I was ranked second here in Cali. And the pressure got to you. Oh, yeah, double. I just lost.

I froze. You know, it's like, you know, you're a fighter. Yeah. Imagine being in the octagon and you just freeze. Yeah, it's a nightmare. You don't even know take down defense know nothing that would be me yeah it was a white boy oh different right yeah yeah well you can say who he was say what he was i don't know i mean i i know because i went from my sophomore year on sophomore junior

senior year i'm sure you saw him you got a good look at him now bobby supported you bobby or was he a jelly monster did he make a poster or not? He'd go to county championships. He'd go to Masters. And what was he doing? Cheering or just having snacks? He had long hair. He was just in the front row cheering. Wow.

Yeah. What a good brother. Yeah, good dude. We've got a Flop My Aunt this week. This is Aunt Terry, and she's going to be introduced. What's up, Theo? What's up, Brendan? I'm Yvonne.

I'm from the 559 in the Central Valley in California near Fresno. That was our dad's name. So this here is my mom. Her name is Terry. She's known as our crazy aunt in our family. All of my cousins know that she is crazy Terry. She's 60 years old, the big 6-0. She always has a beer in her hand she loves to dance she's

crazy she's 411 like a little chihuahua um and she always wants whiskey when she's feeling frisky you know what i mean oh yeah um she always got that jaunt hanging out yeah yeah that somewhere because she'll whip him out oh Oh, yeah. At any time that she's feeling, woo. So, yeah. MS-60. Gang, gang. And I agree. Oh, yeah, I like Terry, boy.

Oh, she's a chick. She's a chick. Oh, yeah. Now, you're crazy if you don't think she was part of that Manson family back in the day. Oh, Terry, definitely. She's on that Spahn ranch, dog. She looks like that little LSD Cinnabon right there. Yeah, looks great.

She doesn't hate Ashbury man. That's where she was. Oh yeah dude. Now would you take that down Steve? Oh I watch Granny Porn. How am I all into the Granny? Oh yeah that's your genre? Granny Porn pie all day. This is what I'm noticing about you Steve and I just wanted to say this. Maybe that's my problem. Granny

No. What? Edit that out. Now I heard it and I was just gonna let it ride. Nick edit that out. Nick you can Edit that out. I heard it and I was just going to let it ride. Nick, edit that out. I was just going to let it ride. Nick, you can edit that out. Stevie, what is going on, man? It's before noon.

I know, but I should have said that. Nick, please. No, man. It's all good. That's your thing. Nick, please. This is live. That's what I watch.

Don't worry. Santino will let you say it. Don't worry, okay? Okay, yeah. Here's what I'm concerned about right now is just what about, I feel like since you say like the, the virtual, the,

I want the pie. Cause I said, would you go out with her? And you're like, Oh, I, I watched great. Everything's no,

but it's all virtual for you. There's no reality. Fair point. It's a different dimension of the porn dimension but no you're all lost in a different dimension of all of it you don't have a car

but you play Grand Theft Auto it's a disassociation man you don't have a girlfriend but you play porn you don't have you don't have a girl but you but you drew a picture

of a girl you have like this you can have the art but you don't have any you're living in an alternate alternate reality it's like Ready Player One

yes I'm in a different dimension. Oh, I didn't even talk about the Oculus. Oh, you have a video game of porn? Yeah, the virtual world. Wow, you're in it, dude. They're right there in front of you. Wow.

So that's the future, brother. Yeah, it is. You can do that. You got one of those dolls. That's the future if you want to have a caretaker that drives you across town in a van all the time. Hey, real quick. Hey, Stevie, that's your apartment. That's the future if you want to have a caretaker that drives you across town in a van all the time. Hey, real quick. Hey, Stevie,

that's your future. You think so? Yeah, we love you. I'll be like Mr. Miyagi with the gray hair and then I have this headband. Just busting nuts.

That's my future? That's your future. Oh, God. It's going to be fun, man. Oh, no. Dude, you'll be making That's so sad. Bro, you'll be making. That's so sad. Bro, you'll be making.

I'm so sorry. I just visualized that. Mr. Miyagi. Me too. I see a lot of Panda Express on fucking Postmates and a lot of tissue. A lot of Oculus and granny porn. Is that, there's no hope? No, I mean, it depends what you want, man.

Come on, help me out, guys. It's tough. You guys are the alphas here. I'm beta here, dude You're gonna end up you're gonna end up out there making like candles out of like Tracy Chapman buttholes or something You're not gonna be doing real well Bucca So how do I fix it? We need to fix it right now guys get rid of all that We need to fix it right now. You get rid of all that. What do I have to do? I need to get advice. I need to get you get rid of all that stuff. What do I have to do? I need your advice. I need it right now. You need to get with a real...

Today. It starts today. Yep. You need to start getting with a real human being, making a real connection, and get rid of the fake black butt and all that oil. What about the porn? What about the pornography?

I would limit it. I don't think it needs to stop. Cold turkey? No. You don't want your dick to fall off. What you want to do is maybe once a week. Brendan, no. You can't do it once a week. He's already doing it. How many times a week

are you touching your body, you feel like, with your hands? It's a part of my sleeping ritual. That's not a sleeping ritual. No, it's a part of it, though. No, it's not. It's how he winds down. Dude, you know how some people wind down with red wine? No, it's a part of it. That's his thing.

He winds down with that fleshlight. I'd rather have you drink than jerking your body all over town. You don't mean that. Using your body like that? Just spraying your body out? I thought all guys, don't other dudes do this? How I do it? You do it all the time.

Chin, are you doing this kind of stuff? What are you guys doing? Chin, help me out. Come on. Help me out here. Yeah. I'll do it once or twice a week. Once or twice a week.

What? But I have a girlfriend. Oh, see, it's different for you. Actually, don't do it often. One of these cobros, dude. What do I do today? I want to make a change, man. Because you scared me with the...

I'm not trying to scare you. I'm saying this out loud, man. I just don't want to do that. It's like the movie Click. And we fast forward and that's your life. Yeah, when I see... this out of love, man. I just don't want to do that. It's like the movie Click. And we fast forward and that's your life, too. Yeah. When I see... Because here's what I envision.

I envision a... It kind of... It's like a Cambodian version of... What's that movie where the guy comes and gets them and they go back and see their... They go back and see what their family was going to be like if nothing happened to them. Family Man? Yeah. It's like Family Man.

Remember Family Man with Nicolas Cage? Or Mr. Destiny? No, no. Not Mr. Destiny. That's a good movie. That's great. It's not that good. Have you seen it? Yeah, it's like Family Man. Remember Family Man with Nicolas Cage? Or Mr. Destiny? No, no, not Mr. Destiny. That's a good movie. That's a great movie. Have you seen it? I haven't seen it. Great movie.

Here's what I'm talking about, though. It's at Christmas time. Night before Christmas. Yeah. Oh, Scrooge. We're talking about Scrooge. Bill Murray. Bill Murray, great movie.

It's like Bill Murray, but here's the thing. They take you to your past, and they look in the window, and it's just you masturbating into a void of like, there's like notrons and stuff hooked into your head. There's like a big, huge portal with light coming out of you. You're wearing one of those dentist things over your eyes.

Yeah, it's an NC-17 Scrooge. Yeah, and you're just blasting into the universe, and it's Christmas night, okay? Then they take you to your future 40 years from now, and it's the same. You think you're going to go around the block to a a different place and they come back to the same window because there's nothing else to do and it's you again but this time you're having like a lemonade or something yes but it's still doing all the other stuff teeth whitening if that's me

that's how it ends i'm telling you you just spoiled the movie but yeah no no i'm just saying because you just said that's my future. I'm not going to let that happen. So we need to get you on the road of spinning right now. What's that dating site? What's the one you said? Raya. Raya. I need to get me a Raya.

Yes. Get me something better than a Chevy Spark. Right? Yeah. Start working out. Maybe exercise more. That's not a bad idea. Maybe change your diet.

Maybe go to Up Runyon. You sure? Hike Up Runyon a couple days a week. Yes, that's a good idea, dude. You know what I'm saying? Like work on the- You already got the dope kicks? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You can do it, man. Maybe get a dog. That's- Ooh, get a dog. Go to the dog park. Meet women that way. Great idea. These are all great ideas.

Justin Guarini right here has a question. We'll close it out with a debate club. What's up, big dog? Yo, yo. What up, Brendan? What up, Theo? Coming at you guys from sunny San Fernando Valley. And I got a debate club for you, all right?

So summer's right around the corner. And stuff has finally opened up. So people are doing more stuff. And, you know, we all have that gang gang guap. So we can't be taking flights. Got to go with the classic road trip sometimes, right? Sure. So my question is is on a road trip

what's better being the driver or riding shotgun me personally i gotta go with riding shotgun so i can smoke my little weed pen maybe have a little roadie and control that music so gang gang buzz buzz, buzz. Good question, young beautiful man. I got lost in his eyes. I didn't even hear what he said. Yeah, Stevie, this is not, that's not how you start. Nope.

Actually, it's good practice. What would you say if this was a young lady? What would you say? Beautiful hair, dude. Look at that, dude. Don't say dude. She's not going to like that. Beautiful hair, bro. Don't say that. That's a beautiful hairstyle. Yeah, I know. Look at that, dude. Don't say dude. She's not going to like that. Beautiful hair, bro. Don't say that.

That's a beautiful hairstyle. Yeah, I know. Look at that. I just want to put it in. It's an attractive human being. Oh, yeah. This guy is definitely beige power, man. That's the future right there.

Say it again. Yeah, he's getting matched up on Tinder for sure. Here's what we need to do. We need to have people submit some dates, I think, for Steve. No! Stevie Weeby goes on a date. Yeah, and people submit ideas for you. What am I going to do?

Take him to In-N-Out Burger? Dude, they're going to pitch you on it, dude. Yeah. Dude, I don't have a car, dude. Dude, that's a caretaker. The two bus down Sunset? Come on. Dude, your caretaker will take you.

That's my neighbor, a good friend. We did it with Shin. That guy, look. And he's happily in a relationship now. Shin, you did it? Your good friend gets paid by the hour, Steve. That's a neighbor A good friend We did it with Chin And he's happily In a relationship Chin you did it Your good friend Gets paid by the hour See

Your good friend Your good friend Also is getting paid So So this is a lost cause My hope No not a lost cause Dude there's a lot of hope here

No Stevie do not say that The fans are gonna help See I like that The fans are gonna help Whatever you're doing there I like that I got you dog I like that

I like it Cause dude I remember Cause I When I came your place, Steve, I remember you had the girl, you had the- Four and a half years. Yeah. But you had it. I know how to do it. Yeah.

I got complacent. You had the magic, though. You got comfortable. You got to keep working on yourself. Yeah. But you also got to keep working on them. You have to work on the relationship. I know.

Look, it happened to me, man. I got dumped by a girl recently, and it's because- How long were you with her? I was for three and almost three and a half months okay not long yeah yeah yeah you know what it doesn't help that i'm in l.a i think it does help there's a lot of things like you know what i mean san diego or you get killed and stopped and you get beaten up fresno you can get beat down memphis dude you would get you'd be on black dot com Fresno you can get beat down Memphis dude You would get

You'd be on blacked.com Oh I would love Memphis man In an hour on Memphis Okay What if we do it in Memphis I'll take I'll go to Memphis How about we just get an Uber

Let's start with an Uber To Burbank my man You would be one of the I could do good there man No you'd be one of the Hottest Japanese women In Memphis dude No no no no

I'll get cowboy boots I'll do the whole thing dude Flannels Take me Dude I think I think fans have made Great ideas for Stevie And then we pick one and send them on it. Yes.

And we'll cover it all. Transportation, everything, dude. Yeah. For sure? Yeah. Yeah. I want to see the magic. So this is getting away from the Oculus and the latex gloves.

When you go home, maybe one last run through. Maybe I'll quit it with the latex gloves. That's a bit much. Well, it's also, those are for serving. Those are for food service women or men or gay men at the high school. Yes. It's also for people that make the animal style burgers at In-N-Out. So maybe stop that.

Hey, we'll edit that part too, huh? But Stevie, how do you even use, you said you do it. You actually stick it in the fingers or you just use it as a glove or something? No, I use it as a flashlight. I'm curious. So you prep it by opening up the glove and then I squirt aloe vera lotion in it. So you squeeze it in there. Oh, that's from Arizona. Hold on, I'm missing a detail. When the lotion gets in there you do a Mr. Miyagi.

So this is the glove. You do mr miyagi to to disperse the lotion you don't want to dry and then you the portable heater you're gonna die man yeah we gotta let's let's stop with the gloves that's me the first step today dr spanking sign i thought here's what i thought this is what's crazy to be the first step today. Dr. Spankinstein. Here's what I thought. This is what's crazy to me. What did you think it was? I thought you were this guy who had gotten here illegally or something. And your parents, you didn't know what happened to them.

Except you and your brother ended up on a wrestling team. Kind of like Newsies, but like wrestling. And then something else happened and blah, blah, blah. And here you are. And you got caught outside of the building on a day you weren't supposed to be here. And you were sad. But now I'm realizing. Before now i'm realizing into it yeah you're out here apartment doing some mischievous shit yeah and i know about that that's the dark arts brother and i've been there i gotta get out of the apartment yeah yeah another step but one step at a time let's just

ditch the gloves for today no more animal style gloves no more latex gloves no more lotion no more porn hey i was off porn for three months. Wow. Did your life get better? I was doing meetings. I did the whole thing. Did you really? Yeah.

Yeah. Was Terry Crews in there? Zoo meetings, spawns, all that. Wow. Did it feel good? It felt great. So let's go back to that. I know.

And start working out. It's hard. There's nothing sadder to me than whenever I'm doing masturbation. Yeah, you don't feel good about yourself. And especially if sadder to me than whenever I'm doing masturbation. Yeah, you feel... You don't feel good about yourself. And especially if you don't have a TV or anything in your house. Because then you just masturbate

and then you just sit there. Yeah, and you feel low. Especially when I have a latex glove, you know, wrapped around it. Oh, yeah. Especially when it looks like your penis is about to serve seconds to some school child. Yeah.

It looks like Howie Mandel's closer. Yeah. Plus, you have a ritual of cleaning. You have to take soap. It's a whole thing. It's a waste of time, Stevie. We've got to back off our own bodies, man. You've got to look to the Lord as well, I think, Bob.

Give it a break. Wait, God? You're right. I could pray about it. Well, there's a lot of things you could do. I just think that, yeah, I just want to see you. I want to see you have that family, dude, and that what big beans, you know? Just a human connection for you could do. I just think that, yeah, I just want to see, I just want to see you, I want to see you have that family, dude. And that,

what big beans, you know? Just a human connection for you is important. You're a family man, too. I mean, do you learn as you go? You have kids. And there you go, right there,

there's Howie Mandel. That's you, Stevie. Oh, you guys don't have to bring that up. Huh? Yeah, that is me. That's what he's going to do when he gets back.

That's the exact Elon Boss. That's Elon Boss right there. And that's the title of the show. Yeah. Elon Boss. Elon Boss. Dude, Brian Johnson, thank you so much for this new studio, man.

Yeah, you crushed it, Brian. Unbelievable. You guys happy? Yes. Yeah. And Stevie, thanks for coming back, man. We love you, man. Do you guys like the street?

I love you guys. The street stuff? Do you guys like the street stuff? I loved it. I liked it okay. I absolutely loved it. I liked it okay. What I liked the most was you being out there and being brave enough to do it and you taking some time out of your life to just do something nice for us man

yeah no no no anytime no you keep busy and i think look man we'd love to have you back even on the next episode if we want to talk about getting you some submissions and see if we can't find a girl it's a date don't have you know let us take you on this journey. You know, that's more of like a, I don't need the petty thing. You know, I just need- Oh, no, this isn't petty. This is friends telling friends. No, but that-

Here's the thing, dude. And how about we get the submissions? We pick the best date. Maybe it's a week or two. You can decide if you want to do it or not. You don't, there's no pressure either, dude. Yeah, then you can just decide. No, but what I don't like,

because it's like, now it's out there in the universe. It's like, oh, that's the guy that was on the dating thing on King of the- You know. No it's gonna be that's the guy that jacks off in a latex yeah that's the guy that's that's the guy that's blowing up street balloons with his semen you know what i'm saying like yeah that's a way risk yeah i think i think it's actually gonna help brown on some kid's head and it weighs four pounds yeah so you're saying this other thing is more healthy yes we're trying to get you on the healthy track some kid's head and it weighs four pounds. So you're saying this other thing is more healthy.

Yes. We're trying to get you on the healthy track. Because we're all doing it. So that's healthier than what I'm doing at home. Correct. We're all looking for love, man. That's all we're going to do, man. So it's healthier.

That's a healthy step. And then again, no pressure. If you don't want to do it, you don't have to do it. Now that looks like Bobby, the lower one. What is that? That's an Ewok. It's an Ewok. What the fuck are you talking about but you're calling my brother

to theo's point that looks like your brother in a bear outfit yeah your brother and oh his body the whole thing the whole thing and that's more like you walk from star wars and the scepter also and what else yeah the top one does not look like him it looks like something from a saw museum. And there he is. Oh, you're right. That's him. That's spot on. That's him. Let's be honest, man. You guys love Bob?

Love him. One of my favorite people. I love him, man. I just wish I got to spend more time with him, you know? Yeah. Well, he's still alive. I'm sure you do too. Oh, yeah.

He's still alive, so you guys can make it happen. How many minutes a week do y'all spend together, you think? I haven't seen him in months. There you go. Because of COVID? Yeah, dude. Really? I've seen him a couple times. Oh, guys are uh at the store didn't the store

open oh yeah store's open yeah so you guys still limited capacity but yeah they're open but it's open it's true yeah man i'm just so happy you came back and i'm just worried that after everything happened with you getting stuck out there and all the- No, no. It's all good. The alarms and the arguing with the guy out there. Yeah. No, he's good. He's good. And the good friends drama. We're here now.

Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even know about all that. Oh, yeah. The bad friends. Yeah. Please check out Scissor Bros. You'll love the challenge.

I will say this. I watched the first 11 minutes of y'all's episode number three. Thank you for being honest. Loved the editing. Loved the scissors hanging in the background and the giraffes. Yeah. Loved the zoom effect, that Ken Burns

zoom effect that they use in the Civil War photos. Yeah, we do that. Editing. What else did I love? I loved the compassion that you guys have for each other. We do music. We play the keyboard. He does a saxophone. Yeah. Yeah. I love,

yeah, I just love you. You guys have a very simpatico nature. Yeah. It's just silly. It's just silly. Yes. We just,

it almost, I almost wished that if you took all the, it's almost like Sesame street. That's what we're trying to do. Like a Mr. Rogers, Sesame street, kind of Wayne's world type of thing.

That's what I feel like. I feel like Sesame tree for people that have been like electrocuted or something and i think yeah and i also love that when you come on here because you're so different than me and theo it's such a good vibe well he ain't that different from me you guys get along for the most part though you guys are home deal yeah you guys are home you guys get along my best friends but you're i'm more like you than you're more like i'm more like you stevie than he is yeah you think the masturbation shit's weird yeah i just here's what i don't want to judge you but i think it's a problem i don't want to like i said with the scrooge dude i don't want to see us come back to the window again and it's you in there with another oculus and you got an orb gray you

have an underground railroad running into your butt and it's like all virtual you know what i'm saying you have a harriet tubman dancing on your stomach and you're just spraying the gift that god gave you out of your room and for no reason yeah you're just shooting blanks we don't want that for you i want to see a family i want to look in that window and see a small little family everybody's on the piano. You're playing the piano. Your kid's dancing on the last two tunes. Quit wasting that icing, dude.

Some of your kids are just spraying Sriracha into their mouth. Also, when you nut, you're wasting a part. It's going to waste. That could be your potential future, man. Just going down the sink with water. Meet a nice young lady and start. It's just going into the glove. We're better than that, man.

We're better. You're right. It's meant for reproduction the glove. We're better than that, man. We're better. You're right. It's meant for reproduction. Why am I just nutting it every night? You're wasting time. Yeah. Imagine being your drain. Imagine if your drain had feelings and it's just under your house and it's like, oh.

I'd have a billion kids down there. But your drain is like, oh, here he goes again. Little McBusty, you know? Little chop, chop, bust, bust. Your drain's exhausted you know what else i didn't talk about it takes me like hours to come okay you know what let's end on that thank you oh is this still recording yeah i'm in houston edit that part out please we can't but edit it out i'm in houston next week thursday friday sat Saturday. Chappelle. We got David Lucas, myself, Houston Improv.

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