The Golden Hour - Episode 132: The Schiffins vs The Weebees

Episode Date: July 30, 2021

Erik Griffin and Steebee Weebee are back with the gang to play KATS Family Feud with some lucky fans. They talk Steve and Lori Harvey, ancestry tests, ethical porn, sleep streaming, SteeBee Weebee's potential apartment upgrade, all new fan roasts, guys who garden and much more! Get your King and the Sting merch at katsmerch.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I used to work at IHOP. You used to work at IHOP? Yeah, I waited tables at Tempe. Yeah, I'd bring out the sampler platters with my thumb in the yolk, and I'd be like, here you go. Here you go, dude. Here's your breakfast, dude. Yeah, Steve lost his job quick.

Yeah. Yeah, I got fired from that. P.F. Chang's got fired from that. You got fired from P.F. Chang's? All of them I got fired. That's why I love it here. King of the stingy. King of the stingy.

Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. That's how we do it, baby. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. That's how we do it, baby. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. Back off my broccolini. Get your life together. It is. Don't touch me, bro.

I'm not touching you, dude. You seen his daughter, though? What's going on here, Steve? Yeah, you're a little too into that dog. You're a little too into that dog, Doug. No, I like this dog. Have you seen Steve Harvey's daughter though? No.

Bro. Really? Bravo. Her man's Michael B. Jordan. Oh, well, there you go. Yeah, that tells you enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I don't even need

to know what she looks like. No, you know what's up. Like, Michael B. Jordan? No. Isn't that funny that it's that way? Like, it doesn't work the other way.

No, you bet. You know, like, even if I'm saying it, that it's that way like it doesn't work the other way no you know like if we don't know even what if i'm saying i feel like if it's like if you go oh pick a hot chick and you go she's with whoever i would need to i couldn't assume he's handsome no because girls aren't like this no there's a big personality yeah i need to see that because look at me you know what I'm saying? I totally get that. But if you go, you know, the opposite way. Yeah, Michael B. Jordan's not rolling with fives, you know? Shit, he ain't rolling with his eights. No. Hell no.

There's some eights out there that need some work. What? Steve's getting licked by this dog and really enjoying it. I'm just petting the dog. What's going on on your knee there? Yeah, what are you, a peanut butter on your knee that yeah what are you a peanut butter yeah there's nothing you got the legs out today daddy yeah i showered and i there's nothing weird yeah what are you what are you showering with um that's a great that's a great endorsement yeah is it the family bottle is it the all-in-one like body wash thank you because that's ridiculous yeah i don't do that i don't trust people that use that yeah

no you're talking about the body wash man i don't do that uh stain remover no i don't do that i don't trust people that use ax body is that still a thing yeah ax is great man you still fucks with that i fuck with you don't you don't fuck i don't think they're around anymore it's just simple though that's all that is you leave the house you grab the axe and you're out. No, I'm saying that I get it. What kind of deodorant? What kind of deodorant is good? Well, I use some

it's sort of natural. It's not a roll-on. I have to get a little boom. Are you worried about the aluminum? No, but this deodorant works. Well, Old Spice is great. I fucked with Old Spice. I fucked with Bear Glove.

They have the animal series. Bear Glove they have the animal series Bear Glove then the wolf one it smells kind of fruity does your girl pick your cologne she's got an allergy to that kind of stuff so I don't really wear a lot of cologne degree cold rush is good

if I do it would be like a little bit if you do it she'll be like it's too much that know? But if you do it, like... She'll be like, oh, it's too much. That's how my dad is. But what do you guys... You guys selling some designer shampoos? You own some Paul Mitchell?

My girl, whatever she puts in there, you know. Exactly. You don't go shopping for your own stuff? For cologne and deodorant, I do, but like... Oh, you wear cologne? Yeah, oh yeah. What kind of cologne you wearing? Well, that's the, like...

What's your ethnic mix again? What do you think? Italian, right? You got some Italian. English Oh, yeah. What kind of cologne you wearing? Well, that's the like, what's your ethnic mix again? What do you think? Italian, right? You guys are my Italian. English Italian, yeah. Yeah, I knew it. There's no Persian in there. I know, right?

Yeah, because then I would understand. Yeah. You're not Armenian. Look, you got that look, though. You probably get that a lot. Yeah. But you're not hairy, so that's why people figure it out. We should do your 23 on me on here.

Have you ever done it? Yeah, I have it on my phone. Were you shocked by it? No, because I know my mom was born and raised in England. She grew up there. So I was like 50% English and then I was higher Italian. I thought I was like

18% Italian. I thought I was like a splash of like 3%. You could do a test now. You don't want to know? No, I don't want to know. I don't want to, I just,

well, you go to ancestry.com, you know, you could do a saliva blood test and they could do exactly. That's what we're talking about. The same thing. Yeah. Same thing.

Cause we're, I'm 10% Japanese. I didn't know I had Japanese blood. Oh no. Yeah. My brother, Bob found that out in Hawaii and my mom had a mental breakdown. Like she,

she like flipped out. She was like, Oh oh no how did the japanese get in there i don't know i mean someone has something explained to do poppy well i mean okinawa i mean back in the day on some mystery like okinawa it's like finding out if you're a part of the clan and then you find out you know you're 10 black yeah i have no problem with it i have no problem with it but you know like old school koreans because of the war, you know? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Because of history, World War II and all that.

Something happened though. There were love affairs, obviously, just because governments don't like each other don't mean people can't fall in love. Like my great,

great, great, great grandmother, something happened. Yeah, there was probably some Japanese guy that was like, what's up, girl? For sure.

What the flat ass dude, baby? What up, girl? What the flat ass dude, baby? But he probably bowed though what up girl that's what happened if somebody fell in love with like back in the day like white slave owners they had a bunch of mixed babies it's like yeah because some of the slaves you're talking about some beautiful black women of course they're sleeping with the babies. It's like, yeah, because some of the slaves, you're talking about some beautiful black women. Of course, they were sleeping with the men.

And there was like a ton of babies came from it. Yeah, horrible. Stuff went down then. And I'm sure they fell in love with it. Maybe it wasn't something terrible. I mean, because that situation, like, you know, we were just hoping it wasn't something like, you know. Oh, no.

You know, hopefully it was consensual. Yeah, I'm sure. But some probably fell in love with them. That's what I'm saying. I'm sure. Well, yeah. Yeah. You know, it happens. What's this gentleman saying? okay we got king and her sting it he's got our first debate club for us i can't believe you don't want to know what you're

now because it's like yeah i've lived so long it's like like what is it gonna at this point what is it gonna tell me like what is it gonna change i just had this thing i think people spend too much time worrying about your race, gender, sexual orientation. It doesn't matter. They worry so much about that. And their answer to that stuff should be, who cares? Yeah. And then they tie their identity to that.

Yeah. Then you tie your identity to that. So then you become like, it's like no matter what, they tie it to it. So like you're the UFC fighter comic. You're always going to be that. You're always going to be tied to the UFC no matter what. Right? So sometimes that's okay. And other times it's like when somebody's like when somebody's gay or somebody

something like that then it's like whatever you do you become the gay that yep or you become the whatever that and it's like who cares yeah but you can just find out and then just go on like like you could just do the test real quick be like all right for myself yeah just so you would know at this point it's like what you can't tell just so you would know at this point it's like what you can't tell you something i was going to do this show it was like there was this reality show this lady was producing and she was telling me her story so she wanted it to be like i would be the host and then you watch people do these tests and then they find out things that they didn't know and the reason why she did it was because wanted to do is because in her own story

she did it and then she found out like let's say she was, like, German and English. Yeah. But one of her parents wasn't either one of those. Oh, damn. You know? So then she went to them, like, you want to tell me something? You adopted. And it turns out, you know, it turns out her mother wasn't her real mother.

Oh, damn. And it's the reason why she's had this contention with her mother her whole life. She realizes. And it's like, oh, this is because we all got stories you know it's like we've lived a full life before we have kids that's my thing like if you were to adopt a kid right now like say it was an infant infant and he was real small would you tell him that he was adopting he gets older yeah i feel like it just creates drama no they have the right to know though man but why well i think they would know like if i adopted a Korean baby, then it would be like, um. Well, that's different.

If I got a black baby, I'm like, no, what are you talking about? I'm just saying, but that's what I'm saying. You can't always find the baby that you want a baby. But I'm saying, let's say. Because you want a white baby, right? No, I'm going to adopt a baby. I'll be down for whatever. Okay, well, if that's the case, you would have to tell them.

Yeah, but let's say. That's the reason why you tell them. But let's say if it was a white baby and looked like similar to me maybe you don't tell him yeah but you're not living with all that bag it's actually an interesting question yeah do you tell him you would adopt a korean baby oh i'd be down for whatever you would really get a one of mine yeah man korean babies are cute as shit you take care of it hell yeah yeah we get one of the girls before they throw them in the river. Wait, wait, wait. What is that? No hostility. What is that? Yeah, isn't that a

thing over there? Throw them in the river? That was the old school. What are you talking about, man? Population control. Yeah, like if you could only have a certain amount of girls in your family. That's China, man. Oh, so sorry. It's a different Asian country. Hold up, man. Chin, back me up, brother. Back me up, brother.

Wait, wait, wait. That's not. Yeah, Chin always has to be a Chinese. Wait, wait, wait. That's not racism. That means we need to get a Chinese baby, not a Korean baby. You guys are doing fine. You guys are doing fine. Yeah, we just mixed up the ones that need it the most. Chin, does Korea have a policy like that at all? No, dude. There's China, dog.

Yeah, China has Chinese people. China run a tight ship. China run a tight ship. Too tight, apparently. We got it. Unbelievable. China run a tight ship. Too tight, apparently. Yeah, a little too tight. What was that? A little too tight. What?

They run a tight ship except for like at the iPhone factory. You know what I mean? Wait a minute. I don't like what's going on here. Dude, they're doing Asian bashing right now. No, they're not.

No, they're not. Are they bashing us or what? No, no, no. No, Chin educated me because we went to Australiaralia together on tour i barely knew chin he came with me and i didn't realize in australia they're it's like they're vegas like so many asians so many are there really asians there would they go there for a vacation and they're buying stuff yeah i was like damn and i'm like look at all these chinese people

chin like dude they're japanese i'm like oh my bad i'm gonna look at all these japanese like dude they're korean by the end of the, my bad. And I'm like, look at all these Japanese. Like, dude, they're Korean. By the end of the trip, though, I got it. You could figure it out. Yeah. Oh, you could tell the difference? You know what it's like? You know what it's like?

Have you ever known twins, you know? Yeah. And then, like, they're identical twins, right? But once you see what the thing is that makes them different, you can never unsee it. Never, yeah. That's the same thing with like you know it's like mexican el salvadorian guatemalan honduran it's all you know puerto rican it's like it's all the same kind of thing you know like my girl like latin music's blown up right i'll be

like oh like carol g's dope like she's like huge she's like the nikki she's so big in the latin culture and i'll go uh she's mexican my girl's like, bro, she's not Mexican, man. She's, I forget what she is. Colombian. Oh. There's some beautiful Colombians. Oh, the best. Oh my goodness.

But the best, Stevie. But then- And Brazil too. Oh, yes. You always know that Brazil, you just look at the booty. But then when I hear- Check the booty,

you can find out they're from Brazil. Or Colombian. Yeah. All sorts of asses. Oh, yeah. But just the Latin, like the way they say things, now I can pick it up. Colombian, whatever. yeah all right what's up king of the sting fam you know

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No, no, definitely sting it. A lot of it is made by women, okay? So it's like... It's all passionate. Yeah, yeah, it's all about them. You know what I mean? It's really interesting. Ethical porn.

Look it up. How do I watch it? How do I check it out? You know, there's ethical porn sites. Is it a category? Yeah, they get paid more. It's a category's a category no no it's not on porn hub it's its own sites it's just like taking breaks and hydrating and shit is that what they're doing right they're making sure they're paid and like oh that's cool it looks like in all different

types of shapes and sizes so it's not always sexy just some regular mom on there they get paid fairly it's like it's this whole kind of like hey this is like if you don't beat them join them and do it right that's cool right so ethical so if you look at some of the things it's like you know it's like kind of positions you don't see a lot of times in porn like the boring ones yeah you know what i mean like the guy's going down on her hard state bro But it's just like, it's very interesting that that kind of stuff

is going on out there. There's going to be no DP or nothing like that. It shows real sexual pleasure. It's created for all kinds of viewers. Bro, Stevie blew my mind. He said on Twitch. Right there, look.

It shows diverse across body size, race, sexual age, and ability. Ability, yeah. Hard, hard past. Oh, so you can have a micro penis and do it. Apparently. Not into that at all, dude.

But there's a lane for it. I like how you looked over at Chin. But he didn't really start. He went like this. You can have a micro penis. Chin. Was that an Asian hate right there? What was that about?

No, no, no. I'm just trying to bond with my brother right here. Self-hating. Steve, we heard your packing steve we heard we heard steve's pack and stop that's why this dog was like over here don't throw the dog in the mix stevie blew my mind he said on uh you know twitch better than probably anybody in here he was saying on twitch people are paying to watch a girl sleep sleep streaming yeah well they have they have uh yeah no but they have sleeping they have hot tub streams they have like you know dude just first of all are you really

surprised that you could take a hot girl and put her in any situation where people will pay to watch it when she just sleeps yeah she's sleeping man getting paid Getting paid. Paid. Wow. Good for them. Talk about not interfering with your work day either. Bro, yeah. Talk about quitting your job. How are you making money? I just sleep. People watch me sleep.

That's crazy. There's one right there. Hot Tub Stream right there. Hot Tub Stream makes sense, though. They're in bikinis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. These gamer guys are confused with themselves anyway. They don't know what's going on.

I get it. First hot touch stream. Can men have OnlyFans and Twitch is like doing stuff like that? Yeah, there's guys on OnlyFans. Is there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's the gay portion. Then there's people that do just stuff, but it's just not the ones that people hype up.

But they're not making 20 G's a month, 20 K a month, just playing Warzone. Well, there are people that do that. Yeah, there's that. Stevie didn't know. On Twitch, yeah, there's people that do that yeah there's that steve stevie didn't know on twitch yeah there's guys that make a lot of money playing games you know ninja oh there's like and nick merckx bro i'm with them they're making hundreds of thousands of dollars a month yeah me and nick merckx look yeah pretty similar shout out to nick merckx yeah ninja we have the same merch guy and uh i was like man who's your top seller like oh not even close ninja yeah and i look and i look at his stuff i go in the back there's just

tons of his merchants i mean dope shit yeah nick works i think nick merckx is into like 200 300 000 a month a month yeah playing like just video games yeah they play he plays wars on a lot or is he good he must be good good. He would have to be. Yeah, yeah. Those people are like, he's like a 30-killer game guy. That's impossible. You can't get 30 kills. That's why you can't. That's impossible.

No, it's not. Stevie didn't know that. That's impossible. Stevie didn't know. That's not. They play quads. Oh, they're basically pros, though. That's why they're making so much money.

Yeah, yeah. They're great at the game. Do you know how much effort it takes to get that many? Just one kill. That's why he's making big bucks, bro. You have to watch their video. You know how much effort it takes to get that many, just one kill. Well, that's why he's making big bucks, bro. You have to watch their video. You have to watch their gameplay.

It's crazy. And they're driving around in their Jeep. They're going. And they're entertaining. Yeah, some of them are. Yeah, some are. But Stevie didn't know on OnlyFans that some girls are doing the most on there. He's like, I thought it was just like lingerie.

I thought it was like lingerie and like. No, no, dude. Are you kidding me? That thing is full. See, there's a certain. I know, because I haven't joined. I know about it. I haven't joined. I i don't get it i don't even get it look there's a certain voyeurism to it that what is about is that the fact that you believe that this is that's a real person they're real they're not like uh it's not porn so they're real it's not highly produced

so you feel this like sort of like intimate connection with this person and they're sending you something private so you get that thing so it's funny i have a friend of mine that is on only fans and she don't even run it i was just laughing about that you know so she has somebody she just sends the pics and somebody runs it and it's messaging with the people yeah no and you know what there's a certain risk because you know what i never understand why you can't look on the internet google like you know only fans pictures so that certain risk. Cause you know what? I never understand why you can't look on the internet, Google, like, you know, only fans pictures.

So that's another thing that people aren't doing too. They're not, you know, paying for it. And then like posting the pictures, sharing it. Well, no, cause I like a,

there's like a respect thing. I mean, I don't know. I'm surprised though. I'm surprised. Like Bella Thorne stuff. Wasn't all over the internet. I had a friend who was doing only fans.

And then these haters were posting the pictures i'll see you but then you can hire an agency that pulls all that down and can pull that entire like thread down so if you do post it like it's illegal it's not like pornhub where you don't need to be a member like who's a who's who's got a membership i don't know like what kind of crazy person are you savage Savage. You're savage. You know what I mean? What more could you want? What more do you need?

There's everything on there, man. Yeah, I know. I was on there last night. You were on there late last night. What happened to old Philly dove up in Washington? I'm just, you know, it's a lot of effort when you do stuff like that. Get on a plane.

Yeah, I just keep it old school. You could have came to Washington this week. I'm in Tacoma. Does she live close to Tacoma? Yeah, close enough. it old school. You could have came to watch this. I'm in Tacoma. Does she live close to Tacoma? Yeah, close enough. Close enough, yeah. Could have came to a show with her, a little date night. Yeah.

Well, you know, I'm okay with my porn right now. Oh, wow. So it's not going well. All right, what's this guy say, Nick? No, I told you already, Steve's a simple guy. It's like, that's a lot of effort. And it's like, why? You know?

There's a lot of things I need in place I need to get a car I need to move into a better spot there's a lot of things nothing's wrong with your spot dude no he wants to upgrade his level of life I get it like when a chick comes over he doesn't want her to be like oh

what am I sleeping back on top of my husband people come in there and they're just like okay alright don't shit in my hot plate dude don't shit in my hot plate

please don't do that is this an Asian poncho don't do that please don't do that Steve's AC Steve's AC is in the bathroom here we go

wait wait wait and and it's like when you sit on his toilet the ac is like like you can't you have to like you have to go like this you know what i mean because the ac is right here nick chin time stamp that i swear to god time stamp that right there they're shaming my apartment dude i allowed you to take a shit in my apartment hold on man don't make fun of my ac unit man there's no other place for it apartment. Dude, I allowed you to take a shit in my apartment. I didn't. I couldn't. Hold on, man.

Don't make fun of my AC unit, man. There's no other place for it. There's no other place for it. But Steve, that's why you're saying you want to move. I'm saying you upgrade. He wants to upgrade. I get it. I think you're being a little too nice about my spot. Dude, I enjoyed it. I thought it was cozy. I think you're being

a little bit too nice. I thought it was dope. Deep down, you're like, he could upgrade it. No, not at all. If you took his place and put it at a Northridge dorm, it would be like, then you go, okay. So you're saying my apartment is like a dorm room. Yeah, it's like a dorm room. It's like a gamer's dorm room.

It's a man cave. It's like a gamer's anime. Cave is a big word. It's not necessarily a cave. It's not a dorm room. Yeah, it's like a dorm room. Is it a man cave? It's like a gamer's dorm room. It's a man cave. It's like a gamer's... Cave is a big word. It's not necessarily a cave. It's not a man cave. It's like a... Man hole. Yeah.

It's an extensive hole. All right, dude. That's enough, man. Like a beaver would be like, all right. You're painting. You're painting me right now. It's okay, Steve.

I like what you're doing with the lights. I like what you're doing with the lights. Hey, I got my Christmas lights. That's not a good touch. I like what you do I like what you do I got my Christmas lights that's not a good touch I like it it is Stevie

it's authentic you know what it's authentically you have you got any complaints about it from the ladies Stevie

no but uh you know I need to get a new comfort you know I don't have I got my comforter at

Target you know Target Target's got good comforters don't okay so you know I need to get

better stuff first of all they're not gonna like it's not like the girl first of all, they're not going to come, like, it's not like the girl comes, first of all, the girl already wants to be with him. Yeah.

They already got a connection. She's going to his place and if they don't know each other that well, she knows the deal. Yeah. So when she gets there, even if she doesn't like the place, she's like,

okay, let me just get this over with. There are like, lunch boxes and toys and little, like, stickers,

you know. It's like a dorm room. It's if they come, if they come back then they don't then alright dude they know their place

is fucked up what I'm saying is if they come back if they say something then then they have a problem with it but you know Steve's like whatever these little trinkets

and shit on the walls yeah yeah I need to I enjoy it it's not like you but you know what's great about it's not like you lying you go hey you come back

to my place you tell them right you go listen I got a small place I'm in the In-N-Out Burger I mean I always you know I like going In-N-Out You know what's great about it? It's not like you're lying. You go, hey, you're coming back to my place. You tell them, right? You go, listen, I got a small place. I'm in the In-N-Out Burger. I mean, I always like going in and out. There's an IHOP down the street.

I'm sure that. Steve's got it. I'm going to take someone a little walk down to the IHOP. Come on, girl. For a little morning breakfast. Don't do the IHOP thing. The IHOP's great. I'm telling you. How many times have we gone to IHOP?

A lot. A lot. I'm sure that. And you didn't even put out. I used to work there. I used to work at IHOP. You used to work at IHOP? A lot. A lot. I'm sure that... And you didn't even put out. I used to work there. I used to work at IHOP. You used to work at IHOP? Yeah, I waited tables at Tempe.

Yeah, I'd bring out the sampler platters with my thumb in the yolk, and I'd be like, here you go. Here you go, dude. Here's your breakfast, dude. Steve lost his job quick. Yeah.

Yeah, I got fired from that. P.F. Chang's got fired from that. You got fired from P.F. Chang's? All of them I got fired. That's why I love it here. King of the stinging. King of the stinging. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. That's how we love it here. King of the stinging. King of the stinging. Gang gang buzz buzz.

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have you been watching dude? no winning soccer dude all that well they got their ass whooped that first game they took a knee and got that ass whooped

do you see that Simon what's her name Simone Biles? She's just, this is dicey. So, you know, she's like the goat of gymnastics. She's like the Michael Jordan of gymnastics. Didn't she get injured, dude? No, she didn't get injured.

She said she needed a mental break and just told the team I'm out. She said, yeah, yeah, I saw this on my feet just quit yeah and then told it and then the and they've won like 11 years you know 11 has that ever happened in the history of the never my my thing is this is historical yeah but she's been to the olympics this is what isn't this her like third olympics third or fourth and she's like she's like she's like 20 might be over it yeah yeah yeah my thing is and you know i, I know mental illness is a big, oh, goddamn. Have you ever seen that live? Have you ever been on a gym?

I mean, the pressure. They are so little. They're tiny. Like the uneven bars? Like the uneven bars, you think like, oh, wow, that's way up in the air, until you see the coach step in, and the shit is like. Is that coach the hound? Like, how big is that fucking coach? The coach is 6'4". Well, listen, man. I mean, I think that it's like, it is like yeah is that coach the hound like how big is that fucking coach

yeah the coach is six foot listen man i mean i think that it's like it is what it is i i don't even i like i don't know i don't necessarily feel bad for her in a sense that she goes she's making a choice for herself she went through this who i feel bad for is the person that that is not there that could be there because she took that spot and doesn't really want to be there that's i feel bad for that person and i also but i don't want to say i do feel bad but like if she's going through something you know i hope she gets the help that she needs but it's like yo you knew the job was dangerous when you took it there's my thing it's like i get it mental health is a thing now it's once every four years and you're also professional like i'm sure there's nights there's

there's nights when michael jordan didn't feel like playing i'm sure there's nights you don't feel like doing stand-up when you're on your fifth show or whatever yeah yeah bro people paid and you're a professional yeah so that's what separates professional from amateurs you're not gonna feel great and also the team is depending on you it's once every four years not only that there's so much pressure at that event, man. That's what you sign up for. Because they grow up as kids wanting to do that. Well, she's already been there.

She knows the pressure. She's the GOAT. Does she got like 10 gold medals or something? Yeah, she's got like most gold medals ever. Yeah, so it's like she's already been there. Was it a mental thing or did the pressure get to her? I don't think it's the pressure. It's one of the two, right?

I think she's just over it. She's like the most famous Olympian. It sounds like she's over it. And there's no audience either, so I'm sure it sucks to be there. Because you could feed off that energy, man. Yeah, there's nothing like the most famous Olympian It sounds like she's over it And there's no audience either So I'm sure it sucks to be there Oh cause you could feed off that energy man Yeah she's like fuck this Dude they added skateboarding this year Yeah

Japanese Fuck Japanese Yeah he beat out Naijin all the time Yeah this kid's a prodigy I wonder when they're gonna have like Gaming in the Olympics No that's gonna happen in the near future Yeah, this kid's a prodigy, man. Protégé. I wonder when they're going to have, like, gaming in the Olympics. No, that's going to happen in the near future, for sure.

I bet it's next one. They just want ratings. Will the Chinese dominate that? Oh, yeah. Who's the best? I don't know. Who's the best? There's some good Koreans, right, Chin? Yeah, they're huge.

Korea gaming, right? Chin, come on, man. Step up. I'm telling you. But Americans kick ass, too, right? Like, we have all the leech and shit but I mean I don't even follow gaming

but I always see like headlines Japan and Korea dude Korea team wins they have teams well you know I think that they're they need to get back

to being in person because they're really having an issue with you know they have a lot of these online tournaments where you know you can join a tournament play like Warzone for instance

and you can play a tournament the problem is is like the cheating is so rampant oh yeah dude so there's no integrity in the game oh because it's all online so people have and they're enabling it now there's a free uh program where they're like hey this cheat program's for free have you heard about this yeah man it's crazy so they can wall hack they could see you through walls they could like head glitch onto your head like but i think

it's i think it's setting back esports though is what i'm saying for sure it's setting it back because these like devices you can also add to your controller it's called a chronus device is that an anti-cheat like no no no it's uh it's you can it's not just pc people cheating steve no no no there's that's what i'm saying it's like it's called a chronus and you can hook it up to the the controller and it does all the same kind of thing. It's an aimbot. It takes away all the things. So what I'm saying though is like

PDs. But before the pandemic you know esports was getting huge man. It was like people were filling arenas watching people. There were leagues and stuff. But you can't do that stuff from home because they can't control the equipment. I don't understand

what's the purpose of playing when you're cheating though like what's the fun of that a lot of people are doing it a lot of people doing it to troll now like just like like paying the audience members hey laugh at you know i can tell you why like like you know you look from a rod himself he was saying you know once you sign a huge contract a lot of pressure there's a lot of pressure to live up to that and if you can't live up to that that's why a professional cheating use steroids so what i'm saying is oh that's a good example you know what i'm saying is like so in in this world like i would not be surprised like there was a big tournament you know who i had on my podcast you know who jay got is i've heard of him yeah he's uh he's a stat geek and he's like

big in the war zone world i had him on my podcast. So he gave you some stats? And he was just telling me about, well, I saw a video of his where there was a big $100,000 tournament. What? And one of the people in the tournament turned out to be cheating. How did they catch him, though? They had to have people watching his gameplay. That's him? Yeah, that's J-Guy.

But you know why they're cheating? Because there's money involved. That's what I'm saying. That's my point Yeah, that's J-Guy. But you know why they're cheating because there's money involved. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. That's my point. I'm saying it's like, it's such a big, but I'm saying is that's taking away

the integrity of the game. And like Activision themselves, have you heard about what's going on with Activision? No, but I know, I know they're- Look at the Activision scandal. They're on Shit Creek once,

Battlefield. No, no, no, no, no. But Steve, this is something completely different. Activision is in trouble in their offices for sexual harassment and they got, California is suing them. Activision is in trouble in their offices for sexual harassment. And California is suing them.

Whoa. So they got- And that's right up the street. They're having a bunch of issues. Wow, dude. But I'm not surprised, actually, because they're abusive to us. They allow the anti-hacks. They need an anti-cheat, man.

Because, dude, last night, I swear to God, I was by a container's tent, a control center. And I was literally had, I was shooting this guy with my Craig. He literally went pop. And then I just, do they have the last, I could have won,

but he went and then just, he cheated. But this guy's telling me there's not going to be anti-cheats because the anti-cheats on a PC is too intrusive. So like to have a true anti-cheat it would need your computer to let this program open up your whole thing so we can see what other programs are running and people just don't want to do that hell no people are not going to be like i'm not letting you into my privacy here's what they do they won't cheat a hundred percent of the time they'll selectively cheat that's what's hard you know what i'm saying so they'll they'll act

like oh you know i'm missing some shots or you know what i mean but people when people are watching them yeah then then when they need the kill they'll they'll they'll make it whenever there's a high person involved yeah that's what's happening but there's actually clans out there steve that are all cheaters they cheat on purpose and you know you know what they do what they do at the end at the end of the game steve at the end of the game, Steve? At the end of the game? Oh, my God. They drop all their guns and let the other person win. Wow.

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No bloating. None of that, man. He's got another debate club for us. Hey guys, my name is Kara. I'm from Tampa, Florida,

and I have a debate club for you. What's a better game show? Wheel of fortune or family feud? Personally, I love wheel of fortune I watch it every single night and it's my biggest dream to be on the show. I'm looking at you Pat and Vanna So what do you guys say wheel of fortune our family feud gang gang? She just she just used this to put a shout out to you know this is kind of like what Steve and Jeremiah did

for Scissor Brothers hey I'm not wearing I'm wearing a normal shirt today I learned from my I'm sorry about that oh and by the way I like Summer Olympics better than Winter Olympics

we never even answered that question I love it yeah Summer Summer all day Winter Olympics I'm just like you're just waiting

for somebody to die the bobsled you know what I mean anytime they come down that spot I'm just like isbsled. You know what I mean? Anytime they come down that spot, I'm just like, is he going to die? You know what I mean? Wheel of Fortune. God, this is like, who's like.

What was it? Two options? What young kids watching Wheel of Fortune or Family Feud? Family Feud or Wheel of Fortune. Oh, man. I like Family Feud just depending, like, because Steve Harvey makes it fun. Oh, good answer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Family Feud for me, too. Yeah. He loves asking a really leading question and then being shocked when it's semi-dirty. Oh, I know. Sometimes I don't know why they don't just go, you know, top 10 holes to put something in.

100 people. And then somebody goes, butthole? And then Steve Harvey goes, top 10 holes to put something in. And Steve Harvey would be like, okay. Like he doesn't know already. Like they didn't go over it backstage. But I actually thought we could play some family feud.

And we've set up the game. Christian, you can go in there now. Oh, now I get it. That's why he looks like Steve Harvey's pocket. Except he won't be talking. He'll just be more of a band away. It's just categories and stuff, right? Yeah, and you got to guess what's going to be in the category.

Where did you get that suit from, Porkchop? It looks great, doesn't it? Honestly, this is the only suit I own. I bought it for a time. Oh, nice. Gianni's coming to Townsend, yeah? End of August, yeah. And you wrecked his car.

Well, someone else wrecked it. Someone hit me, so. Talk loud if you speak. Yeah, someone else wrecked it. Someone hit me, so. Talk loud if you speak. Yeah, someone did wreck my, I didn't wreck it. Someone crashed into me, so therefore they wrecked it, but yeah. Either way, my boy Johnny doesn't have a car when he's in LA. No, he doesn't. And he found, I didn't know you didn't tell him.

No. I talked to Johnny all the time, like, damn, dog, six, why your car? He's like, what the fuck happened to my car? I'm like, oh, talk to your brother. Yeah, yeah, you're 0-2 for this week. Yeah, I fucked you. He also got breaking news that your mom had a heart attack from me. like oh talk to your brother yeah yeah you're going too for uh this week yeah yeah i liked you i also he also got breaking news that your mom had a heart attack from me yep i didn't know i was like damn i'm so sorry about your mom he goes i'm on set what's wrong with my mom i was like

talk to you talk to your brother oh you're the worst dude i thought it was family you're the worst he told me this guy he'll be, sorry, your chick's getting an abortion. I saw her at the clinic. He's like, what? So how do we want to split up teams? I think it's Stevie, Chin, Eric, and Brendan will be the ones playing. How do we want to split these up? And then we've got a Cats fan.

It wouldn't be like that. It would be like the Chin family. Hey, man. Then it would be like that. You know what I mean? Like the Chin family. Yeah, it would be like that. We'll do the stereotypical thing.

We'll do Asians versus the rest. Asians versus the rest. Okay, cool. So they're going to be like, eat the word The origin of that word They're gonna beat us Can you use it in a sentence Don't just say the spelling bee This ain't a spelling bee

Yeah But you're gonna be You're gonna win If this is a spelling bee So it's the weebies Versus the Are you guys the griffins Or the shahs

The shiffens That's it The shiffens Now we sound Jewish The shiffens Yeah we're super Jewish Yeah And here's our first contestant

it was actually the girl who suggested the the topic this is Cara she's back oh damn what's up oh is she live is this live this is live oh wow you surprised us with something what's up girl good luck getting on wheel of fortune oh come on do you guys know

Pat Urbana? No? Eric, hi. Hello. Hello. I like how you said that. Just a second. Hello. Wait a minute. Hold on. Definitely hi, Brendan. No, I didn't mean it like that.

What about Steve? Steve's here. I just saw you in Tampa a couple months ago. Oh, nice. Good to see you. Yeah, my boyfriend and I, we came to see you. Let's just move on. Boyfriend, boyfriend. We're not listening to you anymore. All I hear is wah, wah, wah, wah.

Okay, sounds like she's a weenie. She's not a weenie. Get her ass on the weenie team. What do you got for us, girl? Yeah, I have. I'm coming to Tampa actually in a couple months tampa improv no uh side splitters i'll go to side splitters all right girl what do you got for us i saw um dylan i saw him twice yeah he's a monster i saw him twice within like two months

at side splitters last year that's florida she's doing there twice for florida pandemic florida i gotta get in he even makes fun of side splitters and he's like we know we're in florida when y'all come to a comedy show in a strip mall you're right it's a nice i like you know it's a new owner now oh is it different yeah but uh she's gonna be gonna be on chin and Stevie's team she doesn't have a question for us okay and then we've got another person this is uh and then we'll let you know when it's your turn Kara and then this is Tyler Tyler got screwed he sent in a video for the girl with the dating game and let him in I know. He's in now. Okay.

Welcome to the squad. We're the bro squad. What's up, y'all? How y'all doing? What's up, man? So, Kara, you're on with Stevie and Chin. Tyler, you are with Brendan and Eric. All right.

So, it's a free dub? What did he say? He's a free dub. Yeah. Okay. So, first up, we'll govie versus brendan oh is that what this is yes i will i will ask the i will ask the question and then say your name to buzz in and then the first person to uh say their name will get the first crack at the board

how does pork chop not have a fake mustache uh it's come on don't have a car to go get one. He wrecked his car. Alright, what do you got? We asked 100 married men. Top 7 answers are on the board. What is something you enjoy watching your wife doing? Brendan. Oh, come on. Working out.

Ugh. Yeah, that's not on the board. Really? I guess. Can I go, Kara? No, no, no. Now it's Stevie. And this is for control of the board.

Oh, I get to answer? On Family 2, they actually do go down. We have three chances, don't we? But the first guess is for control of the board. Oh, that's right. Which I did not explain. Oh, I got one yeah. That's right. Okay, you're right. Oh, I got one. You're right. I move, Nick.

Okay, so, Stevie. Doing laundry. Judges are actually going to count it. The last answer is clean. That ain't doing laundry. The weebies got control of the board. Yeah, baby. You got to leave that up there.

Leave the clean part, but take off the number. So we can see. And then for the next question, you'll put them back up. Yeah. Yeah, you're young. Yeah, young piece of shit. Okay, now it is Chinster. I'm going to say the shower.

There you go, the Asiatics. Yeah, pervert. I get it. You guys were misogynistic. He's like, workout, clean. I said laundry. I said laundry. Oh, even worse.

It's still their turn? Yeah, now it is Kara's turn. They get up to three X's now. I was going to say Cook. Wow, that's not number one. I'm going with the explosionistic. Wow, Cook, clean. Jesus.

All right, back to Stevie. I got another one. They only have one. They only have two. They go down the line. Oh, they have two they go down the line into oh they have no x's actually at the moment jesus we lost we're gonna give them three though it's gonna take forever huh uh all right two not if we're good what about making love are you a stevie you want to watch your girl get fucked? Edit that out. Time stamp it.

Edit it out. Okay. Stevie's all, get fucked by a big black guy? Wait. Wearing his ex body spray. While I'm in the corner with a fake butt? All right, Chan? It might be a personal thing, but eating.

Yeah. You love mukbangs. Oh, what? There's not much. What else is there? Now is it our turn? They got one more. Let's do three.

It'll go fast. Go ahead, Karen. Me? Yeah. Make a sandwich or cook. Cook's already on there, so. Yes. Oh, it's on air.

Is that three? Yeah, it's three. So you guys get one chance to steal the Griffins, and you guys can talk amongst yourselves. Tyler, Brendan, Eric. We didn't get to talk. You were going to say dance? No, because you had control.

Oh, that's fine. No, I was going to say play with the kids. Play with the kids? That's good, too. Yeah, play with the kids. Being a mother or something. So dance or being a... You said you're married, but that don't mean you got kids.

So I was just going to go with the same thing. Oh, true, true. What's your answer? Dance. You want to go with dance? Oh, you're going to put that on me, then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You came in talking shit. We going to put that on me, then. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You came in talking shit. We got to put it on you. Hold on. What do you think? You think dance? Dance. Go dance. Dance. Yeah! I knew you had it in you. Woo!

Now do we get to do the other part where you have to do like the... Fast money? Yeah. We're going to do the other part where you have to do like the... Fast money? Yeah. We're gonna do two more questions and then whoever... Oh, now you have to do that thing they do on Family Feud. You have to go like... Number six answer.

You gotta show the rest of the answer. You have to show it. Show us number six. Show us number six. And we have to say it. Yep. Put on makeup! We can't see it.

What are they? Put on makeup! Put on makeup! Number three! Number three. You guys want to watch your girl put on makeup? No, absolutely not. We're seeing the answers now, Kara. Number three.

I'm dressing, right? Sleep. Oh, that's actually pretty good. Oh, number one is definitely take a shit. God, who made this list? Yeah, I like to watch my girl sleep. I like that. It was 100 people surveyed what they answered.

That's not creepy, Eric. It watch my girl sleep. I like that. It was 100 people surveyed what they answered. That's not creepy, Eric. It's my girl. And number one. Yeah, I knew it. Undress. Okay. That was going to be the first one. Yeah.

Wow. I'm surprised y'all didn't say it first. Yeah, you guys. I said shower. She was like, cool. I'm still making love. That's the same. But I wanted the undressing.

I just wanted to save it. Okay, so the Griffin Shops have 49 points. Oh, okay. Who's winning? We are. The Griffin Shops. We just stole that round, dog. We stole that from you with your dumb answers.

With your cocked answers. All right, so while he's setting up, we'll do a King or Sting it. What's up, Brendan? What's up, Theo? Just chilling on the beach. What's up? On the floor of Amelon.

Mom, I'm just recording a video for King or Sting, okay? Give me a second. Did he say mom? So I was thinking King or Sting it. Maybe it's a King or Sting it. I don't really know. It's 11.13 a.m. I've had five nickels.

My mom's had it truly. I think she's feeling a little tootsie. So, can you understand? Drinking with your fam on vacation. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Okay, first of all, drinking with your family on vacation is one thing. Drinking with your mom on vacation is a completely different thing. It's at 11 a.m.? Yeah, yeah. You're on the beach with your mom in vacation is a completely different thing. It's at 11 a.m.?

Yeah, yeah. You're on the beach with your mom in that hat? Yeah, man. There's a lot to unfold here. There's a sting here. Yeah, a hard sting. Sting it, yeah. Yeah, that's a hard sting on Gilligan.

I was always jealous of the families that would drink together, the parents and stuff. Really? Not me. But not like when you have to go like this. Mom! Mom, I'm doing a video! Yeah, Mom! Mom, I'm doing a video! Yeah, yeah. Mom, I'm doing a video!

Fuck! Give me two fucking seconds. What if the mom was like, tell Brendan I said hi! You drink with your family, Stevie? I'm sober. I don't drink. Drake? Yeah.

Do you drink? No, I don't drink. No, you don't drink at all? You know what's funny? I forgot, Steve. Me too i don't drink yeah do you drink no i don't drink yeah no you don't you know you know as far as i forgot steve me too drink and then i brought him wine to his birthday yeah and i was like and as soon as you looked at me you were like i was like what the fuck is wrong with me bottle wine yeah well i don't know that was stupid just it's a tough business to be in you were literally performing at a bar yeah you're basically a bar restaurant yeah

you're around it yeah if you got an eating disorder or you don't want to be like working at Dunkin Donuts yeah you know what I mean

he was tough you could perform like does it help your set like just to get loose yeah a little looser you get loose really

it's the only time I drink you gotta stop that no but you saw me I don't get like but even still you don't want that to be a crutch

no it's not a crutch no not at all all right no yeah so icebreaker just to get on stage uh not even that it's just like i never drink except for now when i'm on the road so it's like this is like family feud mixed with intervention right now and then actually we have some people to talk to you come on out guys you know what i mean my mom's your mom's like it's about time we fucking oh you'll be different right no that's that's so dark Come on out, guys. You know what I mean? My mom's like, what the fuck are you drinking? It's about time we fucking... What? Oh, you'll be different, right? No, that's so dark.

Sting. Dude, give the person a chance. This guy's a wild man. Uh-huh. What's good, Brendan? What's good, Theo, man? Cat Studios. How y'all doing, man?

I gotta say, I got much love and respect for y'all. I'm a longtime fan. I go by Ace, man. Floramigo. Straight out of Tampa. You already know we be wildin'. You already know we be wildin'. So don't even judge my hair.

Ignore that shit. I know there's an elephant in the room, but... No, it's not. No, you're... Pierce Tongues, the elephant in the room. Yeah, this is a herd of elephants. You know what I'm saying? This is like Jumanji right here, okay?

I know my hair. Your hair, bitch? No, now you're here as the least of my problems. It's your jargon, your fake chain, the pissed tongue. Dude, this guy came on the screen and it was like a, what, dude? It's a stampede. Jumanji. I don't see any of it in the room, though.

God. All right, let's finish this guy. This guy's great. By the way, real quick, he's in Tampa, so we got to hook him up with Cara. She, unfortunately, cannot see him at the moment. Oh, that would be a match made in heaven. Oh, you're missing out. This guy.

Match made in heaven. He looks like a member of that band who sings, Come My Lady, Come Come My Lady. No. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Is it Sum? No. I'm thinking of Sum 41.

Sum 41. No, I'm thinking of Come My Lady, Come Come My Lady. I know you're talking about Butterfly. No, I'm my lady butterfly. Yeah Yeah, and they did like all the drugs in the world and then he was on celebrity rehab. Oh, wow. Not surprised. Yeah All right. Let's see what else he is finish with this guy crazy. I'm sipping crazy town Skies out of crazy. I've been on some BCAs Okay My king it is listening to a on some BCAs. Okay. My

key to this thing is listening to a comedy podcast while you're being active. Y'all getting too funny. I love y'all, man. I do like this guy. Yeah, he's a good guy. He's a character. He's authentic.

He's not fake. And his video was literally two and a half minutes. I cut it down, but he talked about how he was trying to bench press 60s, and he almost dropped him when Theo was talking about Stevie's urban ass. So he thinks it's unsafe to... Listen to a comedy podcast while you're working out? Yeah, I don't listen to comedy podcasts while I'm working out. I mean, I don't listen to any other comedy podcast ever.

You just listen to music? Yeah, just music. I'd never listen to music. I listen to audiobooks. Audiobooks. I'm an audiobook guy. I'll listen to like, they were with The Hill. Rogan had them on.

They're supposed to be in the middle. You know what I'm saying? They were The Hill. I forget their name. They're too political. One's a conservative one's like a liberal but they they always meet in the middle like they're not like cnn or fox i'll listen to that just to get a temperature on what's going on yeah yeah that's good that's good but if

you can't but that guy seems like he gets distracted by things so i don't know if he should be if he should be working now no i don't think he should have headphones on yeah yeah he needs to stay focused so sting it sting it. Sting it. Hard sting. All right. Back to the feud. We've got Eric and Chin for control of the board. Eric and Chin now? Yep.

Whoever says their name first. Oh, gotcha. Gotcha. We asked 100 people. Top eight answers are on the board. Who would be the worst person to accidentally send a naked selfie to? Fuck. I gotta be honest though, I saw one of the answers so I'm not gonna

say that answer. Thanks for being honest, Jen. It kind of fucks you the whole time. Hold on. Just don't say it for this and then you can say the rest. Someone will get it. Then that means I get control of the board because he already saw the answer so he cheated so I get control of the board. Mom.

Number one. That's what I saw too. Parents, number one. That solved the problem, obviously. Yeah, it solves the problem. You guys don't get a chance because he had the number one answer. So it goes to the Griffin Shops. Yeah.

Oh, man. I know, I know. Let's go. I'm going to be honest, bro. All right, Chen, I forgive you. Thank you. All right, Tyler, what's your guess? I'm going to have to go with an x owning this don't don't look

all right uh brendan uh grandparents grandma grandpa doesn't that count as parents though i think yeah it wasn't on there i think they all kind of yeah yeah yeah come on man you're saying what is it my son your parents though yeah but still it's in the same vein you know what i mean it's not it's him it's eric uh eric stern dude said a dick picture um wait wait did tyler go yeah yeah oh yeah he had my ass uh your boss Your boss. I was going to say that. Survey says. That was mine. That was mine.

Not anymore. That was the Griffin Shops. It's not your turn. I know. Brendan. How many answers are left? Oh, good point, guys. There are five answers left.

Jesus. Tyler. Good point, guys. There are five answers left. Jesus. Tyler. The worst person to send a nude to would probably be one of your guy friends. One of your bros?

Yeah. Best friend. We lost this. You got it. There's four more. Brendan. Ooh. Boss, parent, best friend. I mean, as my kids get older, as a parent, that would blow ass.

Send a dick pic to my kid. Can't argue with that. And the fact that you're even sending a dick pic is the two reasons why. All of it's alarming. Dad and dad! Dad and also damn dad! Like, yeah, bitch. Survey says...

What? That was my little... Okay. Alright, you guys got only one X still. You could run out the board uh eric oh wow we've already got all the good ones on here we got parents we got eggs we got boss we got kids we got best friend um who else would you not want to send a dick pic to huh uh yeah maybe like two more for you if you can't get it maybe like you're this is my answer yeah uh maybe it's like you're you're you're like you're priest or rabbi

i own you, Kara. In your face, Kara. Damn it. I'm in your head, woman. We got two more, Tyler. Clearly. I'm going to go with a teacher or professor. Oh, schooling, y'all. What happened? What happened?

Oh, so it's wrong? It is on there or it isn't? It's not. No. One more guess. One more guess one more guess That you it's you Brendan, right? Teacher I'll say like a coach a coach a coach You can take over this dude's terrible answer

Terrible answer Hey man This family feed I'm like okay That's alright That's alright Good answer Good answer Good answer

It should be on there Good try So that's it for us Good try Yes Now you guys have a chance to steal Good luck Who's next

You guys can talk amongst yourselves I have one for sure Okay Chen if you have it for sure You don't have to leave the room There's Mike Stevie I'm 100% a sibling Yeah

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Damn it Just to talk it out I'm 100% a sibling Yeah Kara what's yours Just to talk it out what's your idea Kara Mine Wait I stole all yours already It doesn't matter It's y'all's turn We won't have a turn

On social media Oh on social media Yeah Oh, on social media. Yeah, go, Chin. Okay, sibling. Yeah, brother or sister, yeah. Oh. There's no way. There's no way.

Wait, wait. We win. We take it. We win. We win. Yeah. All right, number five. Number three answer.

My uncle is a Serbian friend. He's my friend. Number three. What was it? Anyone. Number three. What was it? Anyone. Number four. Spouse. Wow.

Why wouldn't you want to send it to your spouse? Who would be upset about sending that to their spouse? I know, that makes no sense. What? I don't trust this game. I do. You guys sound like some losers right now. Good job. Now, Nick.

Nick, we should play Wheel of Fortune without a giant wheel let it go woman let it go without a giant wheel Wheel of Fortune is just hangman very good you don't want to see Porkchop in a fucking dress either wait there's a nut how is brother or sister not on there

I mean dude that's crazy how is that not on there but how does brother or sister not on there? I know, it makes no sense. Why would you say that? How is that not on there? But how does brother and sister not fall under anyone? No, it probably just wasn't in the hundreds. But it was everybody. That's what I'm saying. No, no, no. I'm saying it probably is on there. It wasn't the top eight answers. It's too vague.

Anyone is lame, though. That's lame, dude. That's so broad. Yeah, it's so brutal. What's the score, Nick? You guys take it. They don't have enough in the third round. They wouldn't be able to pass it. So the Griffin Shops go to Fast Money. Yeah. We'll have all three people. This Tim Tebow jersey is good luck.

Thanks, Kara. Thank you, guys. It's the only time Tim Tebow has been good luck for anything. You must not be a Florida Gator fan, sir. Or a Denver Bronco fan. fan sadly i'm a falcons fan so i can't really tell recorded oh you're a falcons fan yeah sadly you guys suck man hey we lost julio and we're kind of screwed uh even more so than what we were you still got matt ryan what's up you guys still got matt r? Yeah, I believe so. Yeah.

All right. That's not really helping much, but yeah. Just older. So time to play Fast Money. I think all three of us can play, but we'll have Tyler go first, and you guys. How does it work? You guys shouldn't listen to his answers. Yeah, that's not supposed to work.

I mean, we're not even supposed to be in the answers. Yeah, that's not supposed to work. I mean, you know, we're not even supposed to be in the room. Yeah, that's true. Let's just, do all three of you want to guess at Fast Money? Yeah, let's do that. Let's do that because it's silly. Well, if we, like, compete for answers, then our times are just going to go, like, way the fuck down. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This man knows few. This guy knows his shit. Oh, I told Nick, man, I grew up in the Midwest. These kind of game shows is, like, only second to the NBA Finals. Oh, damn told Nick, man, I grew up in the Midwest. These kind of game shows is like only second to the NBA Finals. Oh, damn. In high school football, right? I'm surprised NBA Finals is that high on your list. Oh, well, I mean,

I grew up in Indiana. There's not much other than that. Oh, there you go. Pace is probably good when you're a kid. I know how I can do it. Tyler will go first. You guys will not be able to hear him, and then you guys will go second. Oh, tight move. Nice. All right, Nick. able to hear him, and then you guys will go second. Oh, tight move. Nice. All right, Nick. All right, Nick, the producer.

We go now. Name a public place where you see parents disciplining their children. The mall. Name a place you should never stick your finger. An outlet. Name a place where you keep pictures of your loved ones um on the wall

give me one word to describe someone who gets on your nerves annoying last one name a food that you hope you got milk to go with. Cookies. Boom. Good job. All right. Here we go. I'm ready. Y'all got it.

It's all y'all. Name a public place where you see parents disciplining their children. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Yeah, we'll start with Brandon. Amusement park. Name a place you should never stick your finger. Socket. Tyler picked that. Oh, garbage disposal.

Name a place where you keep pictures of your loved ones. Wallet. Give me one word to describe someone who gets on your nerves. Annoying. Theo. Ink. Oh, Theo. Annoying was taken.

Frustrating. Okay. Name a food that you hope you got milk to go with. Cereal. Donuts. Cereal. Okay. Because I thought he was going to say cereal.

I'm surprised. Cereal is the number one answer. Yeah, for sure. I went with cookies. He went with cookies. Cereal, number one. Cereal, number one answer. Yeah, for sure. I went with cookies. He went with cookies. Cereal, number one. Cereal, number one answer. Cookies is 21.

You guys got 81 so far. Name a public place where you see parents disciplining their children. We said... I want to say Walmart, but too specific. What were the two? Mall and amusement park. Boom. What's up, dog? Mall was and amusement park. Boom. What's up, dog?

Mall was number one answer. Ooh. Do we want to count amusement parks not on there? That's bullshit. 57. You never been to Disneyland then. We need 100 to win the 10,000. 200.

200. 200. 200. Oh. Tyler's on it. Hey, man. I'm telling you, I know this shit. Name a place where you should never stick your finger. Light Sock was number one answer.

That's 62. Oh, we're close. And what was the other? Garbage Disposal. Garbage Disposal is four, so 66. Ha ha. Not bad. Name a place where you keep pictures of your loved ones.

Wallet, number one answer, 23. You it hang on the wall on the wall 11 that car would be pretty high what was the second i bet that photo album was the second one photo album was second yeah i mean guys what are you talking about give me one word to describe someone who uh who gets on your nerves annoying was number one, 28. And then what was the other one? Frustrating. Frustrating, yeah. We got it then.

Nope. But you guys got it. Yes. The total is, and play the music if I say a number over 200, Colin. 328. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Play the music.

All right. Thank you for coming to Family Dude. Please use it. All right. Thank you for coming to Family Feud. We will see you next week. This is Family Feud. Thanks, Tyler. Thank you, Tyler. Good job, Tyler. You crushed it, dog.

We'll send you some merch. Text me your address. Good job, Tyler. We'll send you some Cats merch, man, for being on the winning side. Appreciate it, brother. Y'all take it easy. Thanks, brother. Take it easy.

Take care. Eric, you want a Cats merch? Yeah, sure. Yeah, man. Good job, guys. Thanks, man. We crushed you guys, huh? Yeah, you did good.

Lame answers, but whatever. You should have his and hers. Like, one says Sting, the other one says King, you know? Mm. You know? Oh, yeah. Buttons. We've had them and the batteries kept running out. Yeah.

And then we just hit them for no reason. Oh, damn. It was a time piece. She was one of the people in our cat's Facebook group who participated in the roast me challenge. Queen of the dragons. Holla. And let's listen to some of her roasts. And if you want me to pause and you got one of your own, feel free to let me, have me

pause. Hi Theo. Hi Brendan. This is Shelby from Nebraska and I am going to read some roasts for you guys. First one is from Casey Thomas. Looks like that fanny pack is hiding the dick that matches those feet. Brandon says lizards of Waverly Place. Pretty good.

Definitely a lot lizard over here. Bella Trix was strange if she was raised on pop tarts and self-harm who is bella tricks is she a porn star no she's from harry potter yeah that statement is definitely true i love pop tarts um arian fuchsia says i don't know if i should seems like she might cast a spell on me. Very smart thinking on your part. Jack Duckland, if Selena Gomez is buried in Pet Sematary, would she land flat? She definitely sleeps hanging upside down

by those vampiric toes. Definitely wish I could. You look like your parents are proud. Cat Cliche, they definitely are not proud, and I really wish they were. Wayne Boyd says, you look like you shoplifted. Travis Jose Anderson, what kind of SSRIs you got in that fanny pack? I actually don't have any SSRIs in that fanny pack, even though I probably should.

So if you know any good ones, please let me know. I'm barely hanging on here. You look like you call cutting hair an art. Steven Rae Wood, that is true. I am a barber. That's the closest thing to art that I Rae Wood. That is true. I am a barber. Oh, wow. That's the closest thing to art that I'm good at, so thank you for that. I look like you.

I tell guys HPV isn't a big deal. I would definitely tell a guy that if I had to. Fanny pack for the plan B, Michael Schaufenhauer. Another medication I could probably have in my fanny pack, but I don't. And then the last one here is from Joy. Every time she lies, her toes drop. Probably true. I have really long toes, especially for a lady.

These are the toes in question. I think it was a bad angle, but, you know, if the internet says I have long toes, I have long toes. She's a good sport. Definitely, I was going to get roasted pretty bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's funny. Thank you for the humbling. She's dope. Bye. Gang, she's great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you for the humbling. She's dope.

Bye. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Good for her. Put herself out there, man. They lit her up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a good one. I'm going to get buried in the Penn Cemetery.

That was funny. All right. A couple more King and Stingets to close it out. Hey, Brendan. My name is Avery, and I'm from Austin, Texas. And I have a King andsting It for you. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck getting back together. What do we think?

Is it really weird? Or are all of our early 2000 rom-com dreams finally coming true? Let me know what you think. Hard King. I love Ben Affleck. I don't get the hate that man gets. He's created some dope-ass movies. He doesn't get a lot of hate anymore.

Those days are done. He got lit up when they showed his back tattoo on the beach you ever see that shitty back tattoo you know when he got the most hate when he was batman no no no he got the most hate when he was daredevil see I enjoyed daredevil boiler room was good he's already won an oscar

goodwill hunting he was good in goodwill hunting yeah I think that these two are like... It's later in life now. Why not? They've dealt with a lot of stuff. They have a familiarity that they've had from before. And now they're just...

Now they know. They got their own money. They're just like, you know what? Let's do this shit. King it. Hard king it. Let's king that. There's that picture of Ben Affleck grabbing her ass too.

Yeah, dude. Good for him. Do it. Just do it. They're good. They're dealing with it. I mean, that's when relationships actually work. Because now they're it just do it they're good you know they're they're dealing with it i mean that's when relationships actually work because now they're not just lovers they're friends yeah partners you know when they're mature maybe she was the one that got away

then she did her thing with a rod yeah yeah yeah all right king it big fans ben affleck over here he has some dope he's a good actor that movie where he plays the i like the accountant that he plays that gangster and then they send him to Tampa Bay. You know what I'm talking about? God damn, that's a good movie. He doesn't miss, man. Yeah, he's great. What up, boys?

Ryan here from Whistler, British Columbia. Mike Swick. Big club for you. Dudes Who Garden. So, I built this veggie garden in my backyard for my girlfriend and i last year but i'm the one who really just does the planting and harvesting nothing better brother but i get super stoked because these little jumbo zucchinis been coming oh look at that get the wrong ideas and start sticking them in places they don't belong

cucumbers oh hell yes Oh yeah Yeah Super hyped and I got these chili peppers Coming in every day I come out here What's he saying King it or sting it First of all he's not even just He's a farmer

That's amazing dude King it dude all the way King it garden. He's a farmer. Dude. That's amazing, dude. This guy's farming. That's a king it, dude. All the way. From farm to table. This dude's lit. He's killing it. Or for him, like he's saying for Steve, from farm to butthole. From farm to throat.

He said that, Steve. He said that. Edit that out, dude. Timestamp that for real. I'll tell you what, if you do have like a lawn a garden nothing's more relaxing my ficuses i take so much pride in my ficuses they're getting fucking big i water them every day i get home my kid washed it with me i love those positive man yeah that's great yeah i love it you should he should be proud of him nothing like a dude you

know your dad when you care about your lawn oh Oh, yeah. Like, dude, my lawn's everything, man. It's all organized. And the ficuses. Yeah, it looks great. I love cutting the lawn. Love the smell of it. Heart King. That's a big thing.

That's it? All right. We're good. Yay. Thank you. Yeah. All right, kids. I'll be in Tacoma this week, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, August 19th through the 21st.

I'm in North Carolina, North Cackalacka. All right? But this week is Thursday, Friday, Saturday, August 19th through the 21st, I'm in North Carolina, North Cackalacka. Alright? But this week is Tacoma. Get your tickets at thickboy.com or fatkz.com. Eric? Yeah, just go to ericgriffin.com. I got a bunch of stuff coming up. I'm going to be in Chicago at the Den Theater.

I'm going to be... Actually, the next thing I'm doing, I'm going to be in Vegas at the MGM Grand at Brad Garrett's Comedy Club so I'll be there all week that'd be fun yeah

so I'm doing that people loved you when you surprised them came and did sets at the Ha Ha with me oh yeah that was fun yeah we had a good time

yeah that was good times good times there that was fun yeah we gotta get more crossover we do man Kingin and Riffin and Kingin

yep and Fighter Ring yep for real alright thanks guys gotta get more crossover we do man kingin and riffing and kingin yeah and fighter ring yeah for real all right thanks guys youtube.com slash scissor bros get you some god damn it he got it in i gotta go in and go hard in the paint. I do not think. I am in flow. Black rifle coffee, I'm ready to go. I need a sponsor. I am a monster.

About to open up with this at my concerts. Flow is contagious. Brows are outrageous. Thicker than girls that are Instagram famous. Damn, hungry like I'm fresh off keto. Seeing red like Andrew Santino. Every song I hit like the great Bambino. Brennan ate the queso and the quesoritos.

But everything's gonna be fine. Hate on me, I do not mind. Theo looking like the type of dudeino. Brennan ate the queso and the quesoritos. But everything's gonna be fine. Hate on me, I do not mind. Theo looking like the type of dude that got a pack of matches in his pockets at all times. They sliding into my DMs. A couple of you tried but couldn't beat him. Quit playing like Nintendo DS. You don't want to smoke like Joey Diaz. Meaning y'all edible.

Just got my eyebrows threaded and I'm feeling incredible. Brennan's son hit me up. He said it's too loud in the club. you pick me up king and the sting king and the sting oh yeah king and the sting bee sting rat king king and the sting king and the sting got the bees in the trap got the cheese on a string king and in the sting. King in the sting. King in the sting. Bee sting rat king. King in the sting.

King in the sting. Got the bees in the trap. Got the cheese on a string. Thank you.