The Golden Hour - Episode 133: Coming Clean

Episode Date: August 6, 2021

Erik Griffin and SteeBee WeeBee are back and the guys talk disposing of SteeBee's butt sex toy, SteeBee's checkered past and Philippines massage story, Simone Biles controversy, all new Race My Case's with judge Justin, all new KATS confessions from the fans as well as from the crew, Predator vs The Terminator vs Total Recall and much more! Get your King and the Sting merch at katsmerch.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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See DraftKings.com slash sportsbook for details. Call 1-800-GAMBLER in Indiana, 1-800-9-WITH-IT, or in Virginia, 888- 532-3500. It's a great story. How do you know that's what happened, my man? I didn't get to that point yet. I didn't get to that point, but you're right. Cocaine Heroin

Never did heroin I feel like If you're gonna do one I like how Steve said That was a win Never did black tar Never touched black tar Balloons drop

But meth Yeah I've smoked meth. Oh, you smoked meth? Oh, yeah. Bob did, too. Bob fucking meth. Don't bring Bob into this. Why you got to rat out your brother, Doug? I love how you're like, it's not just me.

We're both sober. I haven't done that in, like, yeah, a long time. And you did meth where? Near Arizona State at some random apartment. I was just hanging out in some guy's living room. It was one of those drug places where i would just end up being sure and he just walked in and he was like you want to smoke some meth and you're like yeah okay and then was were you what kind of high is meth well i just remember going back to my dorm room and feeling my heartbeat like it was like it was a hummingbird

yeah it was like a hummingbird i remember just just looking out the window and the sun was coming out. And I'm like, oh, no, I have... Was it a fun high or no? No. No. I don't think you would like it. No. The only thing I'm jealous of when I see meth addicts, how skinny they are.

That's the only tempting thing. Not only that, they're... You know, meth mouth is a real thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you're a rich meth addict, couldn't you get veneers and just keep smoking that crack? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. Just spitballing ideas. First of all, you making it out like somebody doing meth is making good life choices. That's the worst drug ever. How can I properly do meth? Look at these pictures, the before and after. Look at that. I mean, the one on the right, that's a different woman.

Oh, my goodness. Holy jeez. See, I never got to that point. Why do they get scabs on their face? Damn, she was a dimey before. They pick on their face and stuff. Yeah, I'd have to have a picture of her on her back if she looked like this. Yeah.

You know what I mean? What she used to look like. Oh, my God. See that? See how healthy the guy on the left? Oh, my God. I mean, how many pounds do you think he lost right there? I mean.

Ooh, he's ready for the fight. Like, that's how you lose. That's what I'm saying. Like, TJ Dillashaw, kind of 125. He probably went to UFC events, this guy. God dog. That looks like a UFC fan on the right. That's me on the left.

That's TJ on the right, yeah. Ooh, that was a. I mean, what the hell is this? You didn't hear that bail dig by Steve? I know what he's saying. He was like, he was basically, you know, UFC fans, they're meth heads. Not all of them. Not all meth heads. Not all of them. Not all of them.

Not all of them. I'm sure some. Just a good one. Yeah, some of them. Maybe like a small percentage. No, you're going to fight here. Rip his hat off. You're like, all right, dude.

What is this now? That was the goalie from. Oh, it's doing good now. Yeah. Mighty Ducks. Yeah. He fell on some hard times, but he got back together. Yeah.

I mean, it literally turns you into a zombie. On the right. Oh, good for him. So he got back together yeah yeah i mean it literally turns you into a zombie on the right at this oh good for him yeah so he got sober all i'm saying is look at the weight loss though yeah that's 100 pounds off top huh god forget all this work you know what's crazy he went from like this little kid to that he became his grandfather and then he and then he like and then he turned then he turned back into like you know what I mean? He literally became his own grandfather. Yeah, he did. Fuck it.

Talk about. Look how good his teeth look. His teeth look healthy. Yeah, those are, yeah. Those are fake. You can see Jared Leto playing his own grandpa and filming six months apart and getting clean. That's insane. He would be crazy like that.

Craziest drug. Talk about method acting. But that's the crazy thing you did. Method acting. No, and the hallucinogenics like Lsd acid yeah acid yeah you're just a wild boy oh yeah but that's when i stopped because when i saw dead people in my dorm room bathroom i'm like okay i that was rock bottom yeah well that was one of them i'm like i don't want to see a different dimension where was your because i watched a lot of intervention what was your rock bottom did did your family have to I did it on my own.

It wasn't that gnarly. It was like, I woke up one morning in like the shittier apartment I lived in. The one that you didn't go to. Okay. The shoebox. The shittier apartment? I can't even imagine. Wait a minute.

You had a shittier apartment. And you told me. I like it. I like it. Yeah had a shitty apartment. And you told me. I like it. I like it. Yeah, you're okay. But I know you're doing it. But it was bad. Yeah, it was a shoebox.

So it was literally shaped like, it was like, I couldn't even fit. You know, like the different size beds, like king. Yeah. Then you have full or queen. Mine was like,

what are the, what's a kid, kid's bed? A twin. A twin. So I could only fit a twin and i didn't even have like a frame it was just on the ground that was rock bottom because you're yeah well i was i had diarrhea and i was throwing up one morning and i'm like you know i don't want to do this anymore good for you man yeah and that was how long ago over 12 years

ago eric you never got into no no alcohol no you never got into alcohol. No, no alcohol, no drugs. You're sober. Yeah, yeah. You don't drink either, huh, at all? I drink. What do you drink? Whiskey. No, just whiskey.

But you're not an alcoholic. No, far from it. So you do it once in a month or maybe? If I'm on the road, I'll have a drink before a show, but that's it. But you know, you look at the studies, man. Any amount of alcohol is poison. Oh, for sure. Like, there's no amount of alcohol that's good for you. Yeah, I don mess with o'douls you know there's that o'douls that tastes like beer

which is ridiculous but why would i do that and be like i mean why because it wasn't about like as if you were drinking beer for the taste i do like the taste though really oh yeah yeah like a cold beer on a summer day oh man you redneck piece of shit. You never had a shot? You never had a shock, Tom? You gotta start living it. No, man. When I was in high school, I was at a party and just peer pressure. I was like, yeah, I'm gonna drink a beer.

I had like two sips of that shit and I was like, no, thank you. You've never been to a beer bar? And that was it for... Nothing. Yeah, no. The only time I've ever decided decided to like drink was like way later in life when I went on vacation with a buddy just because I said, okay, I'll do it one time just to see what it's about. You know, and I had like some champagne on the plane and I was like, okay.

Yeah. And then I was on a beach. I had a banana colada. And my first thought was they just ruined this good ass shake with this nasty yeah that makes sense and then after that the last thing i did i was done after this you know i said to myself you know i'm talking about i'm in my 40s at this point was like um they had like at the at the hotel bar uh it was like drink of the day and i was like all right let me try to drink of the day yeah about that much and i I was like, no, thank you.

Just the way it made me feel and all this stuff. I was like, ugh, I don't like this. No Adderall? No Ridley? No. Adderall? You don't mess with Adderall? No. Isn't that me too?

Is that like a cold beer on a summer day? No, that is not. That is not. I understand certain people need it. That's like some meth in Van Nuys. But you can't abuse Adderall. I mean, no, I understand people need it to function. Yeah, they get hooked on it but my thing was uh bloody beers what's that that's like uh my dad used to drink it it's a v8 or clam or tomato juice mixed with uh beer i thought you

were saying tomato juice i thought you were saying like virgin period yeah you just seemed like it was like some kind of witchy thing going on put a celery stick in it that's it it's about the most sexual it gets you stick a stick in it Stevie speaking of getting rid of your dark ways you're thinking about bringing that that black butt in here

yeah I thought of it I read a comment or something and I thought it would be a good ritual or we could do a ceremony. How should we send it off, though? Because originally I was like, oh, it's set on fire. We'll put it in a shoebox or something, and I'll bring it here. We'll send it on the table. Can I bring it into the studio?

Sure. And you guys won't get offended? No. Theo's not here. And then we'll put some flowers in the box or something? Yeah, you'd need a white butt if Theo was here. Hey. All right, so I think it would be

a good, maybe a good thing to do. Good way to see it go out. Yeah, because I could grow past it. Yeah, I want to set on fire. I'm just worried about all the oil. No, no, no. Burn the whole building down. We're not going to do that. We could do one of those Chinese lanterns and send it off in the

sky. Oh, in the water. We could go to a river. We could do it like Game of Thrones. We'll put it in the water and as it goes, I'll take an arrow and go like, oh, you're an expert marksman all of a sudden. You're Legolas all of a sudden. That'd be great content. That'd be dope.

We could do a vlog. Yeah. I like that. Next week, we're going to be in the new Thick Boy King of the Sting studio I'll bring it No this is real this is growth I'm with it whatever helps you move on from this I won't be able to use it again I bet that thing

Just a spark Do you just have it out And then you pass by and you're like And you look at it and you're like you dirty slut I hear you talking to me Yeah you look at by and you're like, you look at it. You're like you dirty slut. I hear you talking to me When you come out of the shower you just like stop You don't talk shit to it like closet it's in my closet, dude. You don't talk shit, dude? Like, who's calling loser? it's in my closet. It's in my closet.

Which is also his den. All right, let's do a King of the Sting. Let's move past this, dude. King of the Sting. I like that, dude.

I like that, dude. I love your place. We'll do that. You know I love you, Steve. Yeah, I love you, too,

man. What up, King of the Sting? It's fucking Nathan coming live from your mama's house on her fucking couch. Aggressive. I got a King of the Sting? It's fucking Nathan coming live from your mama's house on her fucking couch. Aggressive. I've got a King of the Sting for you.

Transgender Olympians. Do we believe they exist? Can they participate in sport? Let me know. Peace. What is it, a ghost? You know what I mean? Are they real?

A flatterer? Here's the thing. The one transgender athlete in the olympics didn't even place yeah it was a male to female and she didn't even place yeah but but now the ufc i'm the olympics came out said come on dude i mean come on yeah that and also how you know how you making a place bro but i'm saying okay just at glance, if I said, what is this? You would be like. That's somebody's dad.

Yeah, this is a male weightlifting. All right. Can we be sensitive for a second, though? Because what happens with this subject is people's emotions and feelings get involved, and it's like a layered issue. It's not just one thing. It's like, yes, are we supportive of the transgender community? Yes, I am. Yeah, me too.

Yeah, all right. We're supportive. Well, I have my own personal experience. We'll have to get to that. Put a pin in that. Hold that story, Steve. Pin that. How about this? Time stamp?

And let's go on to some other issues. No, you finish and we're going to get to your trans story. The other part is this. I don't know why we can going to get to your trim story. So the other part is this. The other part is this. I don't know why we can't just use common sense about this. If Brendan here decided that he figured out that he wanted to be Brenda, okay, I don't know if hormones and all the treatment are going to take away your muscle mass and your structure and then who you are and what that is there. You might be trying to live your truth and you're like,

okay, I'm Brendan now and I've done this thing, but like you're still Brendan Schaub. The bone density. The bone density and all this stuff. And so for those kind of people

to be competing with people who don't have that same advantage, I don't know why this is such a big deal. People think that you're anti-trans when you talk like this.

No, it's just we just haven't caught up to what's happening in the world so the olympic committee just needs to be like okay so now we need to have a new category that's what i say you know just make a new category like you should not be allowed to compete right just create a category for them and compete against other you know what's crazy? In UFC fighting, in UFC fighting, there's a weight class for Steve and there's a weight class for you. They don't let you fight this weight class for a fucking reason.

There's a reason. Okay? So I don't understand why you can't extrapolate that and think about it in the same way when it comes to a person that has this strength and muscle mass and bone density and all that advantage playing against somebody who does

it in boxing we did the same thing in all male sports we know you can't fight against somebody in 120 rounds it's not fair because it's not fair yeah yeah so it's weird it's so polarizing it's really it's common sense right what what I mean to me it's common sense right that's why you have to say right up front we are very supportive of the trans you know

community and live your truth we want that but don't sit here and act like you don't know what the fuck we're talking about well it's like

I was watching a CNN experience it's just transgender it was born a boy transition to female and then she's like undefeated in wrestling high school like glossy beats the shit out of these girls oh yeah but then she was like all

right because she kept getting booed like she'd win the crowd would boo yeah she felt bad so she was like all right let me compete against the boys and the state went letter she's like all right i want to wrestle so i guess i'll just keep beating up these girls. Yeah. See, that's the thing is the society hasn't caught up to this yet. Yep. You know what I mean? So we have to like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like now you go, you know, it's starting to catch up. And especially in the sort of like woke liberal, more place, urban community type place cities. You know, you go to a place now and it's like, you know, all gender bathrooms now.

Yep. You know, that's them catching up to like because they go okay we can't just have male female because people are going to come over and go which one can i go to or which one something like that happened in the korean spa did you oh yeah that was a big deal the we spa i used to go there yeah i used to go there we yeah see that one makes sense like it was it was a male who transitioned to a female at the Wii Spa, but she was in the female area. She had a big old dick. And then the lady's there with her daughter, and she's like, bro, this guy's in the fucking spa with his big dick in my daughter's face.

And he was like, well, I'm a woman. She's like, well, no, you're not. You have your big dick in front of my kid's face. So then they protest. It got nasty. Do you ever hear michael che's joke he said he said uh he didn't understand why he can't call transgender tranny for the longest they said one of his uh gay friends was like uh is it okay if i call you blackie and he was like oh that makes sense

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today. But back to you and your... All we want to know is, when did you find out? Was it after you already had... I just want to defend myself. It could have been a woman. Sure. What happened? Before you tell your story, I'll tell yourian callen was in thailand and he found out

pretty late and then went down there he was making out while he was cuddling yeah no for reals he was making out with this transgender uh woman he didn't know making out making out and said and then said he like reached down and just grabbed a thick root nuts and he said he said he felt so bad for you he was like i just kept making out no i i don't want her to do that i said you okay okay i try to do that but i feel so bad for you yeah i was like i don't want her to feel as i sucked her off yeah uh what i tried to do that but they kept blocking my hand oh because i go hey can i can i just see and you know did you say it like that yeah hey can you he was being so tender check it out and the the person responded like no yeah no and i'm just like oh okay so i was in the philippines

doing uh music video shoots out there all right take, take it easy. And, you know, where our hotel was situated, there was, like, that kind of activity. And I knew I had the next day off. And then out there, it was kind of like these business, there's these crews, these massage teams had different, like, one crew of girls would have, like, you know, a pink polo shirts. Another crew will have, like.

Like teams. Yeah, they would have, like, crews. Sounds fantastic. And they'd hang out outside the Yeah. They would have like crews. Sounds fantastic. And they'd hang out outside the hotels. And so like, I didn't think twice, like, you know,

cause I had a bunch of these cards in my hotel room. So do you pick one and the whole crew or the whole crew comes out? So I knew I had the next day off and I'm like, and then it was a pretty, what I thought was a pretty Filipino woman. And I go, oh, okay.

And then I took a shower and I'm like, oh, I have the next day off. I'll just get a massage. So she came up to your room. Yeah. And what happened? Well, okay. And then I took a shower and I'm like, oh, I have the next day off. I'll just get a massage. So she came up to your room. Yeah. And what happened? Well, I noticed that the lighting exposed a little bit of a makeup deterioration.

And then. Adam's apple. Yeah. Adam's apple. And no, the voice. Hi, I'm Clary. Yeah, the voice was a little bit different bit but did she come in like all cute like oh my god this place so cute stuff like god damn it yeah voice was a little deeper than i

thought really wait hold on though hold on we have to go we have to back up here we don't have to when she walked in when she walked in you already saw the adam's apple in the deterioration as you said and at that point that didn't stop you from going forward so go on from, you already saw the Adam's apple in the deterioration, as you said. And at that point, that didn't stop you from going forward. So go on from there. So you saw the Adam's apple in the makeup, and you were like, I'm here. You're here. I love the way you're wording it.

First off, I hate your condescending tone and everything. It's the cutscene. I just want to know, at that point. It was a progressive thing. Okay. I was like, I'll get a massage. But what ended up happening was, I just said, know at that point. It was a progressive thing. Okay. And I was like, oh, get a massage. But what ended up happening was I just said, you know what? The person's here.

I could use a massage. Sure. Because we were doing like four music videos. Yeah, your 10th. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're doing like 16-hour shoot dates or whatever. Yeah, you bundled up. And so what ended up happening was, what was that all about?

I'm just saying. You're nuts. I'm enjoying this. You got knots in your back. Why are you enjoying this? Because I like how gently you're getting to how you got sucked off by a dude. So I just want to... How do you know that's what happened?

Hold on. Hold on. How do you know that's what happened, my man? It's a great story. How do you know that's what happened, my man? I didn't get to that point yet. I didn't get to that point. We're just assuming.

But you were right. Did you really? Hold on. Did you really? Hold up. Bullseye. Time stamp it for the memes. He's like, I don't like how you're assuming. Bullseye. Two minutes later, you're right.

So what happened, dude? Are we doing Family Feud again? Yeah. Survey says. Okay, butt naked. He or she had some great oils by the way sure the massage was great regardless doing this uh-huh ass all up in the air very comfortable it was a great massage it was a great massage and so i i just noticed i was just doing this sure you're relaxed yeah relaxed i'm having a good a very good like deep tissue massage on my

shoulder blade and you're in the philippines yeah okay nobody's around that one yeah um and then i just said something in my brain kind of like flipped sure so i'm doing this and i just go suck me off i just go i just go hey can you just finish me off? Like a Hello Kitty cartoon. You know what I mean? So I think a man... How could he or she say no to that, dude? So then what kind of finish off was it? It was a damn good blowjob.

It was a pretty good blow job it's pretty good pretty good pretty good one there we go there we go what did it set you back 14 bucks some shit like that i don't know if that it was that cheap but it happened and uh hey at least i'm proud i have a story i'm proud of you man i mean so like what i mean good for you man yeah but it was a life experience yeah you. I like how he owned that situation. I love that he owned that. He just owned that situation. I own that. Because, Steve, you already knew when the person walked in.

You were all like, you know, okay. You know what I'm saying? No, no, no. It was a progressive thing. It was progressively. You started putting the clues together like first 48. In my mind, I was trying to justify. Right, right, right.

Maybe she got sore throat. She got stung by a bee. Maybe it's allergies, man. You know what, she had some bad fish and the throat was swollen. Maybe it's that shellfish that ate her. It's hot outside, so the makeup. There's probably a man or a woman. Swollen the pants. Can we at least fairly say

it could have been a woman too, right? No, but that's fine. My favorite part is you turn around going, Hey, get your ass around me. And then he probably didn't even want to No, but that's fine. My favorite part is you turn on going He probably didn't even want to do it he was like I guess I Want to be like those are the rules So do you ask but let him in my defense like a transgender genie This was a very it look if you were to see this person you'd say oh, that's a pretty woman That's a very...

I've heard in the Philippines, Thailand, the ladyboys. Yeah, she was very... You know what I mean? At least that's what people tell me. I like how we look at each other like, oh man. Yeah, we're trying to make out. It's good for you, man. It's not that.

I'm proud of you. What else you got, Nick? This guy has one that's semi-related to the previous discussion. Brendan, Stevie, and Eric. Got a king in her stinger for you guys. Dating a girl with a boy's name. Her name is Bobby with an I. Her dad's name is Bobby with a Y.

She said she got made fun of when I was younger, but she embraced it now. She likes it. My cousin Jeremy, shout out Germ, makes fun of her and calls she embraced it now She likes it My cousin Jeremy Shadow Germ Makes fun of her Calls her Bob or Robert Whatever But yeah She's 12

Let me know what you guys think She's a dimey dime I love her Nothing's better than a girl with a guy's name It's dope to me Like Danny Ryan's another one that's a girl Yeah

Ryan Brooklyn Oh she's super dimey Yeah Her name could be fucking Dave for all I care. The King of it, dude. Yeah, the heart's a King of it. The King of it, dude.

I think it'd be weird if Steve dated a Bobby. Yeah, because my brother's name is Bobby. Yeah, that is strange. That's weird. Because you don't want to be like, suck my dick, Bobby. Hey, Bobby, could you finish me off? Yeah, could you finish me off, Bobby?

Yeah, you couldn't do that. That would be too much. Stevie, those puppy dog eyes. Hey, I hate to be too much trouble, but could you finish me off? That was an easy game, by the way. This girl's a smoke show. This is another Olympic-related one.

Hey, Brendan. Hey, Eric. Hey, Stevie. This is Remdog coming at you from Vermont. I got a Kingator Stingit for you. Hey, Eric. Hey, Stevie. This is Remdog coming at you from Vermont. I got a King It or Sting It for you. So, Simone Biles coming back to the same Olympics she dropped out of. I once knew this drunk girl in college who said she had the twisties. She tried to do a front flip over a beer pong table. So, we didn't hang out with her that much after.

Needless to say. All right. King it or sting it. Gang gang. A lot of mellow dudes today. He's in Vermont. He's in Vermont, Jalen. He's like, you guys. That's kind of a complicated one.

She was a gymnast, right? Yeah. It came out that she's been on medication. Yeah, she was off her meds, right? It's tough because that medication is a form of performance enhancing drugs. I thought it was anti for her anxiety. That's why she had to get off of it, though, before she went to the Olympics.

Well, she had to get off it because Tokyo runs a tight ship. Every other Olympic committee lets her take it. But I guess Venus and Serena were also on it. But what it does, it's prolonged energy and focus. It's kind of like Adderall, but just because she's been on it for a while prolonged energy and focus it's kind of like just because she's been on for a while doesn't make it any less performance is that why she could do it she was

no i think she's talented no matter what super talented best of all time yeah but what's tough is you know let's say she did have a real problem and she needed this medication and she's been on it performing on it for her entire career and then she gets to tokyo like nope can't do it and she's been on it forever and then i get off it i guess one of the symptoms is that what they call the flippies or whatever where you have vertigo yeah yeah so you can't do fucking well you know a lot of people are like you know even we talked about this last time and i saw a lot of negative comments like you guys are making fun of her and she's been this and that. And then, you know, whatever happened with the doctor and all these people,

all these poor gymnasts had to deal with these like creeps, you know, and all that stuff. But the thing here is that, you know, you know, you know, she,

I feel bad for what she's had to deal with, even with this, even if having to get off that and all that, but like you have responsibilities. Like if I go to a show and i get to the town and like for whatever reason i can't do the show good reason or not i have to cancel the show yeah yeah and like there's refunds and there's like maybe there's responsibilities and it's like uh you know another thing is i just watched this documentary on peacock called called Golden. It explains all this. I didn't know it, but that Olympic team, they can only bring four team members and then an additional two individually.

So when she was out, she basically eliminated a whole team member from the whole competition. So that puts a lot of pressure on Suni. But that girl there stepped up. Suni Lee. First Hmong athlete from Minnesota. They have a Hmong community. What's Hmong? Hmong from minnesota they have a month what's mong mong is like have you seen uh what's that that grand torino grand torino like that from uh a lot of our minnesota they're they're asian right what kind of asian like kind of more

southeast looking um like that like moana uh no like more louse looking yeah but she's bigger right medalist from the monk community and she's a superstar now like simone miles dipping out and then she took over and she won all these golds and shit and she's a pretty girl yeah she's like all right girl enjoy this enjoy them flippies and then did her shit yeah but she had to step it up is what i'm saying because that you're taking away one yeah she's a superstar now she's a superstar now. But again, it's just another layered issue of like, yes, we could feel bad for her, that whatever's going on with her personally, what she had to deal with.

But you're also talking about, they worked for this for four years. Since they're kids, dude. I'm talking about the teammates. He's talking about the whole team. She let her team down, man. I'm sorry to say, she let her team down. Jake, the girls still got silver.

They don't want silver. They're expecting gold. They want gold. It's also, we're weaponizing mental health now. I know it is an issue, but now anybody has to say, oh, mental health issues. And we're like, oh, we're out. But check this out, though. I saw this, because I love this show, Speak for Yourself.

It comes on Fox with Marcellus wiley and emmanuel ocho shout out to those guys but like they are professional athletes you know they're and he and he made a great point of that it was fantastic he made a great point of like saying professional athletes can't diagnose themselves you know they can't go i think i have whatever so i can't that's not gonna play that's no they gotta go to the doctor and the doctor has to say well actually whatever it is but but you know but now professional athletes are just automatically saying like hey you know i this is why i can't do this and they can't touch it the doctor the team can't like you know what i mean it's like i don't know man i mean it look we

should be more aware leery of mental health i mean we should be more like hey let's let's start taking care of this because it's such a stigma on it, especially for guys. Guys are all, you know what I mean? Yeah, I agree. And I think we're making advancement. My only thing is, like, let's say you were the owner of the Brooklyn Nets, right, and you paid Kyrie Irving $300 million to play for your basketball team. Yeah.

We have a contract, bro. You're going to play. So when he misses, whatever, three weeks and goes mental health i need a break it's like okay then give us our money back yeah well you know what they need to make this part of that service is the same way they have doctors well they now need to have like part of the contract should be like well you have a mental health doctor too that has to you have to talk to and you have to like you know that's all i'm saying is we have to just update what we're doing maybe give them like certain day like give them whatever, like sick days at work.

You have eight sick days. So if you need a mental break, although you're a professional athlete, if you need a mental break, take your eight sick days or whatever. But in this scenario, don't you think, because it's the Olympics, right? You're taking away a full team member off the roster. It's a problem for sure. Don't you think they should change the rules if something like that happens in the future, where someone could sub in and be the fourth substitute?

Whoever the person was that was like, that didn't make the, like, you know how they have Yeah, because there's tons of them that would have stepped up and said, oh, I'll sub in. The problem is it's Simone Biles. So it's not, even if that girl you put in there. But here's the thing, though. If you're that person, let's say it's like five people and you're number six and you didn't make it. You would definitely jump to that. I know, but but you always are gonna know you didn't

really make it yeah you know we don't like you here yeah you know you know you weren't good enough bronze or something i know i make you feel good too i know but still there's still a part of you that's like i didn't really earn this you know what i mean the people are going like super bad on her like that upset like come on bro she's going through a lot and there's a pressure i mean that kind of pressure i know but it'd be one thing if this was her first olympics and you're like oh she can't handle the pressure yeah she's the most decorated i think she understands the pressure so i'm what i think what we're just saying is like yeah so this is a thing that happens it's not like nba where you have 82 games and like in the

middle of it you're like this is every four You know, the job was dangerous going into it. Like, you know, it's like leading up to it. It's like, you know, curve balls. There's that them Tokyo being like,

you can't have medication. Yeah. So that's the thing. I didn't even know about that one. Yeah. That does make a big difference. They should have notified her so she could prep for that. Like,

and that was Ritalin specifically Adderall. I still can get approved even in Japan, but not Ritalin, which is just another common. And you would consideritalin specifically. Adderall, you still can get approved even in Japan, but not Ritalin, which is just another common. And you would consider that a performance enhancement. She was freaking out the whole time. Yeah, you have anxiety and everything. If you've been on it your entire career, then it goes away.

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Get 50% off your first month. Go to Helium10.com slash cats. Oh, we got Race My Case? That's right. This is a segment where our Judge Justin, he reads us unique cases, and we guess the race of the perpetrator. What up, King and the Sing crew? Judge Justin again, back with another race my case let's get right into this one i got a guy coming from pennsylvania who broke into a woman's house

and instead of stealing anything normal like maybe a tv or jewelry or something like that this guy made off with 700 and 160 sex doll now why women's willing to spend a hundred and sixty dollars on a sex doll I think Stevie we be should definitely be sliding in those Anyway I knew he was gonna bring me up. I'm saying white cuz the sex doll thing up when you say sex doll i'm saying white because the sex doll thing um why is everyone looking at me man it's other people i mean you gotta um so we all are waiting for your answer yeah i could it was a probably a good quality one yeah um and so yeah 160 a lot for those sex dolls i feel like that's cheap like i was it depending on the full body?

Yeah, I feel like it should be like 1500. Yeah, a flashlight, a really good quality flashlight. It's over. It could be over $100. Oh, wow. So if it's like a whole body, that's a different level. So 160 is cheap. Yeah. So, yeah, he probably like a regular blow up.

I want to know what he's doing. Teddy Rumpkin. Did it have the certain kind of... We don't have all those details, man. ...flushed white skin on it? We don't have all those details, but... Yeah. What ethnicity are you going with?

It's probably white guy. I say white. White guy. What do you think? Should I say something else just to be different? No. It's a white guy. Was it a woman or a guy?

It was a guy. It was a guy who stole from a woman. Oh, okay. All right. That's a white guy. What is it? That's an easy woman. Oh, okay. All right. That's a white guy. What is it? That was an easy one. Oh, I'm sorry.

Is that Megamind? Yeah, dude. What is this guy? Check out the big brain on Brad. Can we show the other picture when he's off the map? Why is his brain so big? He looks like the Mars Attack guy that goes, He looks like Mr. Potato Head.

All right, we got another one from Justin. King to scene crew, back again with another Race My Case, and this one is pretty disturbing, guys. So a man was charged with his own mother's death in the year 2000. Her body wasn't discovered until four and a half years later. This dude kept his mom in a fucking deep freezer in his house um police asked him what happened he said that she died from natural causes and was scared that he would get framed for her murder he also said that there was blood

splattered on the walls and that was from when her cat attacked her uh years ago the dude was able to keep this all a secret by simply just taking the money out of the account that they shared and not telling anybody about it. What a sick fuck. Race my case, boys. What'd you say? The cat? The cat?

The cat. The mom is probably little. She can't be able to keep her in a freezer. Just to mix it up, I'll say Latino. Yeah. Latinos love their mamas.

I'm going Asian. He's going white. It wasn't an Asian guy. I guarantee you that. He's a white guy. Yeah, of course. Of course. Steve.

Yeah. They're all going to be white. Why? This is going to be an issue. You can't do this segment unless they're all white. You don't know that? This is the first all-white one we've had.

Oh, wow. Oh, well, because Theo's not here. Usually be like, all right, South Side Chicago. Gunman shot seven innocent people. Yeah, he fits the bill. He looks like he'd do something like that. And then just not look great. Oh, that's a white guy.

Yeah, I've mixed it up. No one sees it coming. If you go black, black, black in a row. No one. That third one. No one gets right. But we had two horrible looking white guys. That guy, that crime I actually gave to Justin that happened in my hometown.

He was collecting your social security for four and a half years. What a hustle. And then someone went viral and they sold bumper stickers that said, your mom's cooler, or my mom's cooler than your mom. And it was an arm sticking out of a tree.

Oh my God. That is dumb. That's horrible. Why didn't he just bury her? Why did he put her in the freezer? Why are you doing all that? So did he go to prison for murder? I think he didn't murder her.

I think it was just like not disposing of the body correctly. Yeah, I was about to say, there's some kind of charge. So how long do you go away for that? That's way more suspicious. Yeah. Like, why? I'd have to look into it.

I think he actually got out of jail recently. It was in 2005. It was clearly not all there. He probably went to jail for a social security fraud. Yeah, yeah. That's what he went to jail for. But. It was probably other charges.

They have all these little misdemeanors for that why was the blood on the wall he said it was the cat maybe it was the cat i don't know maybe legit was the cat i don't know yes white that's weird yeah that's a horror movie in the making that's there ugly white people uh who got that right anybody everybody steve steve got it yeah two to one yeah to one last one i like this last one okay what's up king and the same crew judge justin again i'm back again with another race my case i got some funny ones for you guys today so let's get right into this one all right first off a woman burned down a man's house after he called her for a booty call at 4 a.m and then fell asleep on her can you believe that shit anyway a failed booty call turned in red alert when a woman from new

jersey showed up to a home of a man who texted her for sex at 4 a.m and then passed out on her so instead of getting some ass this bitch went to the gas station and got some gas she bought a lighter some lighter fluid and literally lit this man's house on fire. All because he didn't answer the door at 4am after he called her for some sex. Brace my case, boys. Let's figure this one out. This is reminding me of Left Eye from

TLC. She burned down Andre Wright's house. She burnt that motherfucker's house down. His mansion. Yeah, mansion. Nine-bedroom mansion. Yeah mansion so Nine bedroom mansion Yeah so I mean This could be This could be fiery

This could be black or Latino She could be You know what I mean Yeah she's This is an ethnic woman I'm gonna go black I don't know Yeah

From New Jersey too though But it could be like One of those Jersey Shore Type chicks You know what I'm saying This is a tough one I'm gonna throw a curb op El Salvadorian?

Oh, wow. I like it. Wow. Nice. Because that's like. The spice. Well, that's Latina, though. Out of the box.

Yeah, but it's specific. Yeah. Because it's a specific one. I'm going to go white girl. I'll go black. Yeah, because it's in the New Jersey. We knew it. Black girl.

Black girl. You know what? The first. That's why I said. I knew. I know you know. That's why I went. That's why I went. I was like, I know. It's first, that's why I said, I knew. I know, you know. That's why I went, that's why I went, Eric.

I was like, I know. It's like, that sounded. That's like, yeah, I did it. That's the facial expression. Like, yeah, I did it. That look is like, don't call me. Don't call me and not take care of me at 4 o'clock in the morning. Yeah.

You know what they say, a woman's scorn, right? Hell have no fury. All right, now we got some uh cat's confessions oh i love this we already started with steve's this is fantastic yeah i don't think it could be good like beating that yeah no they can beat it i'm sorry can you finish me off yeah these are puppy dog guys yeah okay these ones are anonymous all, so about 17 years ago, I was in the fifth grade. I was having a sleepover at my buddy's house.

I decided to sneak out, do some hood rat shit by myself. When I came back, I forgot to close the fence gate all the way. We all woke up the next morning to their family dog gone.

Nobody ever found her again. I never told them what I did and that I knew that it was my fault the dog ran away. It's been 17 years and nobody knows it was my fault. They do now.

Sorry, Trevor. Gang gang. Yeah, he sounds really sad about it. White. White. By the way, if your dog is the only thing keeping your dog there is a gate, the fence, that dog don't like you. Correct.

Because dogs always come back. You know what I'm saying? There was that family that moved out of Portland, and the dog traveled 50 miles away. If that dog, that dog was probably getting abused, and that dog needed to escape. Yeah. Hey, Trevor, you did that dog a favor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't feel bad about that shit at all.

Because the dog would just be waiting by the gate like, is it dinner time, bitch? Like, what's going on? You know what I mean? There's no way that the dog, you know, unless the dog got hit by a car or something like that that's why cats don't give a fuck yeah cats or whatever dogs dogs yeah yeah dogs are yeah so i don't i don't he sounds pretty beat up about it yeah he sounds still not better than stevie's yeah that doesn't that doesn't see we got a blow job from a man yeah and he knew it when the man walked in the room. From the jump. From jump.

And then still went. Can you finish me off? It could have been a woman, though. It could have been a woman. Nope. Yeah, but no. 50-50, right, guys? Cut it.

Chin, chin. I need you on my side on this one. Chin. 51-49. 51-49. Uh-huh. 51-49. Thank you.

That's fair. I think it's more 70-30. That's coming from my Korean brother. Can we be honest? It's like 70-30, maybe even 75-49. 51-49. Uh-huh. 51-49. Thank you. That's fair. I think it's more 70-30. That's coming from my Korean brother. Can we be honest? It's like 70-30, maybe even 75-25. See, I was going to go 90-10. Yeah. No, no.

Definitely not 90-10. Right, Chin? No. That was more 50-50. That's way too much. Or 60-40. At worst. 51-49.

Yeah. Thank you. Yo, what's up, guys? This is David. I got a king or sting it. So what I've done is I've been seeing a girl for like six years or so, but I have an issue with those good old Asian rubdown locations. I wouldn't say I frequent them but also wouldn't

say i don't what do you think about that have a good day guys just don't look at me on this one so he's in a relationship but he's going to rub and tugs yeah i mean that's your thing bro you consider that cheating it probably is yeah that's definitely cheating yeah easy ass man over there I was single at the time by the way in my defense

so I didn't cheat on anyone that's a tough one I don't know it is cheating though if he's not telling her I wonder if he talked to his yeah I wonder if he talked to his girl

she'd much probably prefer him getting jacked off at the masseuse than him in a full-blown side piece. Fucking his sister or something. So that's different? I think so. It's still not great, but yeah, it's better than the alternative.

He's still cheating, right? That's cheating. A form of it, yeah. This one's probably my favorite. Yo, what up, guys? Gang, gang, sting, sting. Ra-da-da-da-ding-dong. Just giving you guys a call that you know back in the fifth grade.

Another fifth grade. Me and my boy, we found a little pornography, and it was called raw orgasm. We were in the fifth grade, and it was full penetration. We took that thing to class. We ripped out a page and just passed it around, and I dared this kid to tell my boy Chris, and he got suspended for three days. Oh.

Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Keep it up, big dog. I feel like we need to go to Instagram, find that guy, and let him know, yo, dude, we need to go to Instagram, find that guy, and let him know, yo, dude, you need to hear this. That would be awesome if we do the Maury Povich type. Yeah, we should. And you call him, and you go,

then you call this guy, and then you get the other guy to come on. You gotta set that up. And Trevor, who lost his dog. Yeah, man. Trevor, this is what happened. Dude, so he snitched on his buddy. His buddy got suspended for it. Yeah. And he was the one that brought it in.

That's traumatizing as a kid. That guy, by the way, it sounds like he's a little older. Because first of all, I know he's older, by the way. Because in the fifth grade, they didn't have phones. Yeah. Like, imagine. That's like you have to pass porn around. Yeah. That's like a bear trick. They have a penthouse. Yeah. Like, imagine, that's like you have to pass porn around. Yeah.

That's like a bear trigger. To have, like, a penthouse, you are the man. But his friend's probably traumatized, because I had a similar issue. There was a guy, it was the P-Bandit. There was a guy peeing on the walls at the school, right? Yeah. And they call him the P-Bandit. And they even did over the intercom, like, whoever's peeing on the walls at the school,

you will be found and prosecuted. Whoever's doing it, it's like, goddamn, they got a real peeing problem here and then my buddy brandon was taking a piss and he we're in fourth grade but he'd pull his pants all the way down and i thought it was funny why he's being i grabbed and shook him he started peeing all over the wall and while i was doing that the teacher walked in they're like there's the piss bandit they prosecuted the right they prosecuted me for it oh yeah i guess spent for a week to call my parents and shit. But, but,

okay, here's what I want to know. This is interesting though. Did someone after that piss on the wall anymore? Nope. Someone was smart. That's,

wow. Or, or, or, I was the piss band. You actually were the piss band. You're the piss band, dude. Or it was your friend. Yeah, or it was my friend. Or it was your friend.

Yeah, or it was my friend. It probably was your friend. Yeah, it might have been my friend. I got out of that one. My dad was so mad. Oh, I'm sure. Oh my God, he was mad. He was probably mad that you were touching a boy while he was pissing.

What the fuck were you doing? Yeah, I got spent for a week in fourth grade traumatizing. Oh yeah, that probably messed them up because they had to take care of you for a week? Yeah, I got spent for a week in fourth grade traumatizing me. Oh, yeah. That probably messed them up because they had to like, you know, take care of you for a week. Yeah, man. Well, that friend owes him like something. I was like Andy Dufresne from Shawshank Redemption. I didn't do it.

Exactly. So, Stevie and Brendan have both confessed something. You got anything, Eric? No, not really. In kindergarten. um no not really in kindergarten uh they they pulled their dicks out at lunch and they were like showing people i don't know we were young did they have like big dicks uh no i i don't there was no reference point at that sure yeah you you you didn't put like a quarter next to it and you know to get to get depth i'm literally getting a pit in my stomach right now. I went and told on them.

I ratted them out. You piece of shit. That was like the last time I've ever snitched on anybody. I got something. I remember meeting somebody at camp. There was this girl at camp. How old were you, first of all? Really young.

Okay. And so then it was like she and her family invited me to their place you know like and it was like i forgot i'm so long ago i don't even remember where it was but it was kind of rural you know but i remember they had like a really cool joystick atari it was it wasn't an atari but it was like whatever kind of thing it was or i remember it was like a plane thing you know and i stole it i stole it no because it was like but i was you think you some you invite somebody to your place stole his fucking you know what i mean prize possession i always thought later too it's like because they were white too and i bet you they thought afterwards

like this is why this is why we told you not to have that griffin kiddo you know and it was just like i always remember that i was like that's one of my bad moments of like being a little thief and i wasn't like a normal like a klepto or anything like? And it was just like, I always remember that. I was like, that's one of my bad moments of being a little thief. And I wasn't like a normal, like a klepto or anything like that. But it was just something that was like, ooh, I really want this. And you just got, you know, I took it. Bro, I remember most of my friends were predominantly African American. I grew up around all black people. And my friend Brandon invited me to his birthday party.

And there was like monkey bars. And we were all in the monkey bars. And his mom and like grandma were behind me and they they made some comments about me being white previously as his friend like i was his only white friend and they would like make fun of me for being white which was whatever when i was young and then he was on the monkey bars and he was so good at it and i said in front of the family i said damn you're like a monkey remember I'm like seven you don't know

I was like yo you're like a monkey you're so good you're like a monkey bro she grabbed me by the fucking ear and tore me

a new one man well that wasn't racist call me racist no you weren't that was just a kid saying stuff here's the thing though I was never allowed then don't call them monkey bars

I was never yeah I was never allowed to hang out with them again she never allowed me over again but that was her own baggage yeah I was like allowed then don't call them monkey bars I was never yeah I was never allowed to hang out with them again she never allowed me over again but that was her own baggage yeah I was like what

I remember being like no monkey bars monkey and they're like nah bitch you racist piece of shit no that was an innocent yeah I remember

I was seven so I was at my friend's house and we were I had discovered masturbating before all my other friends. I think maybe.

Why are we not surprised? You know what I mean? Maybe fourth and fifth grade, maybe. Jesus, Steve. And so we're in his, I guess, a game room or rec room, you know, foosball. Sure, a game room. And so I taught him, but we were both naked side by side. Hell yeah.

And I said, hey, do you know how to master beat off? He goes, no. And I go, I can show you. And so I just remember we had a jug of Vaseline. Oh. And so I just remember both of us going like that. And him not being, because he was getting stage fright. Yeah, because you're next to him naked. He he's like i can't get hard yeah and uh so that was my confession

that's a solid one too stevie you've trumped us all man yeah steve had i didn't know steve was like a you know jack off coach yeah jack off you're gonna be in here to tutorial you can see with a whistle. All right, boys! Grab that tub of Vaseline, Timmy! Get your Vaseline! We had a PowerPoint presentation. It must have felt great, though, with the Vaseline. I also want to point out, in Steve's reenactment, his dick was this big.

I just want to point out that Steve was like, and then we were like... It wasn't even two fingers. It was just. It was three. It was like. I'm not the only one?

Yeah. But I mean, Steve. This big? So what are you saying, man? Hold on. I want to know what you're getting at. At least he wasn't like Nick. Just say it then.

At least he wasn't like Nick and snitched on you to his mom. No. This is. I was being a friend. You would have got expelled. Jen, anything to confess confess you know what's funny though i was like i don't know you're young i mean it's like how that that is just as innocent as oh yeah you know what you just but like the parent could have came in and been like bro

you know what i mean it's just weird point of view because they've dealt with so much and they're probably just like just that just triggered them and they're like you're saying my situation no yeah in your situation and they you know traumatizing i guarantee you afterwards when they thought of it they're like oh he's a kid i don't think so no i don't think so no no she's like she's like where's your cape and hood at what yeah okay what i know he's my friend for halloween you know i was like only my dad wears that and then next Halloween you were a ghost and they fucking flipped like get the fuck out of here I show up with a white hood

and just the eyes cut out I'm a boo yeah Chin Chin I'm trying to think back I don't

I can't really think of anything good Chin never has any stories I have it's like it's like he's a spy mine are just terrible

mine are just bad like Mine are just bad. Like, I was a bad person, that kind of story. But not like, nothing like crazy that was life-changing. Like, what kind of bad person story? How did you discover masturbation? My God. Different segment. I remember I was in the bathroom.

People would talk about it. Guru coach over here. No, so I've been, people, my friends would talk about it. I had no idea what it was. How old were you? I was on like 12 i think 10 12. i remember the first uh picture i jacked off to was the the it was like what's it cash money it remembers the mercedes her name was mercedes she was the only female uh rapper on

the roster and she she was over like a low rider and somebody daisy dicks. Oh, you did it to her butt. Yeah. That's why I'm an ass man. I remember humping a pillow. Yeah. And then like I ejaculated and I didn't know what the fuck that was. You know, I thought I was like something was wrong with me. You know what I mean? I was like, oh my God, what is that? What is that?

You know what I mean? And then you just, you know. Or a jacuzzi when you're a kid. And you know how like the pressure from the TV. Then you put your penis near the hole of the jacuzzi. Oh're a kid and you know how like the bubbles fly out then you put your penis near the hole of the jacuzzi oh it's so great he starts thinking you're taking the jets no oh not though just not going on vacation with steve you think i would do something like that first yes you got a hot tub wait a minute is that not the realm of possibility that steve's still not putting his

dick in the jacuzzi hole? Hey, man, I don't want to carry my black ass to Hawaii. You guys got a hot tub? This picture was a favorite of mine in middle school. While you were young. I mean, you're my age, Nate. You mean by 17? I'm six years younger than you. Yeah, I guess that's fair.

This is before she shaved her head, man. Oh, God. I didn't know the titties were like that. She was popping. Oh, my God. Alright. Alright, Chin, if you think of anything, let us know. Yeah. Alright. Chin never shares shit.

Yeah, because he's like a plant. He's a plant. You know, like those Russian subterfuge and like, you know what I mean Russian subterfuge, you know what I mean? Like Black Widow. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's very strange. It's like a Russian spy. They say, go on a podcast.

Is that a cultural thing? Because Koreans are a bit, you know, like... Reserved? Yeah. No, I think my stories are just, they're like gang kind of stuff. Not like... Try us, try us, Jay. What kind of gang bands are we talking about here? it's the reason why you can't get a real

job is what we're finding out yeah it's a legit point why do you want a background check like lowered Honda we did all that but so one of my closest family members I'm not gonna say you know who that person is we don't need names it's a gang member and so is my best friend at the time so we just get asian gangs okay so we would just get into really bad violence and i remember one day someone tried to fight me so then we ended i said let's meet over here and we brought a bunch of weapons and they didn't show up so if they would have showed up that would have been my life right there for sure you guys were going to kill them we were going to be we're not like shoot first but if they shot us first it was gonna be crazy dude you see i told you these are not good stories

that would be my life. No, that would have been my life. I tell you, now I know who I'm going, you know, who I need help with. I'm calling Chin first. No boxing match shit. Why is it Asian gang members like pool halls? Was it like a pool hall? Dude, we were there all the time, too.

What is it that about Asians and pool halls? You gamble on it, too, so I don't know. It's a skill, and you gamble. Asians are really good at pool too. They are? Fuck yeah. What's her name? Jeanette Lee or something?

Sad story about her. She has cancer or something. I guess the best pool player in the world is from Vietnam or some shit. Wow. Or Philippines or something like that? Yeah. Rogan was talking about them. Jeanette Lee.

Yeah, she was badass. I remember that. They had her on TV all the time. Yeah, she was on TV. So how do you make money doing pool? Is there other competitions? There's tournaments. Any kind of competitive thing, they find a way to

monetize it. My girlfriend is really good at pool. She'll go to a bar and put quarters on the table and people are like, oh, who's this? And she just kills them. But she won't play in front of me. She won't play with me because she's worried like I'll be so bad It'll turn her off That makes sense man one time I was in Montana and it was like I had this like like it was super you felt the race Tension, okay. We just done a show. I was the only person of color in the whole building, you know

And then we're playing pool against and I could tell the local pool shark guy at the table you know and he like i i don't know how i i did some lucky shot or or it was like no no crazy shot no he was like gonna try to win the game and the black ball went in. So then they lost. Game over. So then it was our table now. And man, I really thought he wanted to murder me. He was pissed. Yeah, because now we had to wait.

You know what I mean? Bro, we were in Tacoma over the weekend. I traveled with David Lucas, who you bring on the road. I have Chappelle, who's black, and then Justin, who's black. So my whole show is black except for me and they were literally the only black guys

we saw the entire weekend. We'd go somewhere and me and Dave were getting lunch and I go, hey, is it weird, bro? Isn't it weird

how people stare at you because you're the only black guy? Wait, in Tacoma? Yeah, and he's like, bitch, but also David Lucas, you know. He's a husky dude

and he's got weird hair. He weighs 400 pounds. Yeah, so he sticks out. Yeah, he sticks out but so how about he he uh it's on the new vlog but he some some you know he's a roaster so some girl starts shouting what in the middle of set then she walks on stage he's like bitch what are you doing and i was like oh my god she can get lit up and she goes i'm from dublin he's like i don't give a fuck where you're from. You think because you're foreign you can get on stage? And then he just lights her ass up.

She goes, sits down. And I watch. I sit in the back. There's no way you can see me. I watch the show to see how everybody's doing. And so I'm sitting back there. And the guy and his wife stands up. And this guy looks like a Proud Boy shaped head and everything.

Oh, shit. And he's throwing a fucking fit in the back. And he goes, I came here for one reason one reason only i came for one reason only brandon shop you got all these darkies up there bro oh hell no so then uh david goes get off stage he goes right that's my time and everyone's clapping and he goes get off the stage hard and bomb from the back nobody heard it because the crowd was so loud but i heard it and i was like oh my god security was like get the yeah he's out yeah he's out but then is this when did the this is this the guy that rushed the green room uh no different guy damn

i wish it was that guy this is the shop. Just the other week, someone pissed at your show or pulled his dick out and then someone... I'm telling you, I think it's these vaccinations. Brendan, he talked like that. I came here...

Yeah, I came here for one reason only. Oh, my God. Well, how was the rest of the show? They were great. It also made good content for david because he lit this fucking lady up man so i that's why the husband was pissed oh yeah all right this guy's got a

debate club what's up eric stevie and brendan this is your boy raymond aka robert fattenson because i just can't get rid of that quarantine 15 can i I? Got a debate club for you. We saw Jeff Bezos go into space a couple weeks ago, and I got to thinking, how much would you pay to go to space? Because a million dollars seems like it would be about right. But if you get too cheap, like 25K, 50K,

you got to risk it to get that biscuit, but at what cost? So, let me know what you think. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz buzz i appreciate y'all my answer is zero i would pay zero dollars like the mars well mars different they're not going to mars bro and technically you talk to any like nasa like legit they're like bro they're not in space they're reaching like the upper layer of earth before it gets to outer space yeah they're not getting to space oh no so like euron and and all them they're not getting to space technically well if they're eventually they you know they're going to be

trained like they're going to have the space center and the station you should look that stuff up the space station is pretty fascinating yes yeah it's amazing growing and other stuff so it's pretty fascinating if it was like total recall like you can go to a plant yeah i would do some chick with three tits oh yeah yeah but we're not there yet we're so far away from that and did you see that one astronaut who was like up in space for a while he has a twin and how it deteriorated his body yes like we're not like like don't believe the movies we're not close to that at all we don't have the technology either we don't also my thing with jeff bezos they said it cost him i I don't know, like $7 billion to get to space. Bro, we got problems here.

Take that $7 billion and put it into the earth, dog. Fuck space. Let's figure out the things here, then move on. Yeah, it's like that. Yeah. Or how about this? Also, don't wear that cowboy hat. No, no, here's my thing. We don't need to know about it.

Not everything has to be like, why are you flossing like this for? It's like, he should think like that. I don't care what he does with his money. It's not up to him to spend his money on whatever, right? So my thing is, you're going to basically waste your money because you have it. You don't got to tell us about it. Yeah. Just do it.

He can just do it. Yeah, just do it. He can tell us about it later. Like five years from now, he can be like, yeah, I went to space. Yeah, we did. Check out this selfie, dog. Check out this, you know what I mean? It's like, you know, I went to space. It's like, damn, you did? Yeah. Check out this selfie, dog. Check out this, you know what I mean? It's like, you know, like these rich people, do your rich people shit.

Don't rub it in our face. Exactly. Don't rub it in our face. Exactly, keep it on the down low. You know what I mean? He's going to be the first trillionaire. Who can relate to that? Yeah, who can exactly, especially because the first thing we go to is, oh, man, there's

poor, there's homeless. We start thinking about all this stuff. That ain't their responsibility. Fair you know what i mean and so it's like but at the same time it's like don't rub that shit in your face when we got all these things that are going on in the world right now must be nice must be exactly to go to space must be nice man that's the owner of orange county choppers what up bre, Brendan? What up, Eric? What up, Stevie Weeby? This is D coming out of Sonoma, California, North Bay, 707.

No, I'm not in jail. I'm just over at the Lowe's here. Brendan, I saw a few of you the other day in front of my house yelling at one of my neighbors, and then I just realized it was one of my coked-up uncles. I got a debate club for you. Them Schwarzeneggerega movies and you can't be saying it with a hard r around here terminator 2 or predator i gotta go terminator 2 that's my

favorite i thought i was the young john connor riding my dirt bike in the streets as a kid i just wasn't smart enough to uh get into the atm so uh let me know what you think debate club gang gang blood blood no i gotta go against him man i'm going commando predator predator So let me know what you think. Debate Club, Gang Gang, Blood Blood. Both of them are great. I've got to go against them, man. I'm going Commando. I'm going Predator. Predator's my favorite. I like Commando.

I like Total Recall. Just because of the supporting cast. I like Running Man better than Terminator. No. What? You don't like Running Man? Not better than Terminator. You're crazy.

Oh, man, I like that better. I like Total Recall better. Yeah, Carl Weather. Apollo Creed. He was in Predator. Yeah. Bill Duke. Yeah, Predator was lit.

Predator was lit. Predator was a great movie because it started a generation of movies. Yeah. It also gave every young boy body parts more of you. Wait, Terminator 2 was Edward Furlong, right? Edward Furlong. Yeah, as the silver guy. That was a pretty good one but dude come on man

look at that support dude have you seen Terminator Arnold Schwarzenegger's son the kid who he had with the maid he's jacked he got all the genetics yeah I'd say predator and he's a hard worker

and that's the key there yeah he got the genetics of his daddy because then the other one is just like look at him dude oh who's who's who that's his son on the left on the jeez louise looks like his dad god genetics he has the one son who's just like you know kind of a soy boy you know he's like i can never look like that man even if i lift it there's no way you never do steroids stevie no i mean just lifting i couldn't like my body type could not do that i think you could nah yeah physique work is like a lot of that i mean you know right yeah it takes so much to like yeah you could do it to get that you can do it you got you got the

you got the thing for it i want to i i tell myself the time, like, for just once in my life, can I just be in shape? Why not, though? How many times a week do you have to hit the gym? I need to just challenge myself and just do it. You don't have to do it for life. Just do it once. Because I'm actually, like, stronger and stuff than I even realize. You can get ripped.

I can do push-ups. You know, when I do push-ups, I'm like, oh, look at me doing these push-ups. Yo, babe, check it out. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Because sometimes when I game, I do this thingups, I'm like, oh, look at me doing these push-ups. Yo, babe, check it out. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Or like, because sometimes when I game, I do this thing I call my exercise cam. So, like, if I don't get 10 kills in a match. You get 10 kills?

But I don't always. But the point is for exercise. I'll say, like, if I don't get it, then I'll do. You have goals. I have goals. And I'll do, like, squats up to this point. So, I'll always do 10 squats. And then I'll be like, however many kills I don't get so I always do 10 squats, and then I would be like however many kills I don't get I'll do more squats so that I do like this whole workout while I'm

Playing video games. You know so it's like it's not now when yeah I know man have you guys seen this clip a lot of people have but it's Arnold talking about the feeling the pump gives him Pump it's like coming It's like gold back in the day in Venice. God damn. We got some tits on him. Yeah, I don't like this. Does he get massages?

That's what it looked like. He sticks his lips up. Is the pump. Let's say you drain your biceps. Blood is rushing into your muscles, and that's what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling, like your skin is going to explode any minute. It's really tight, it's like somebody blowing air into your muscles. It just blows up, and it feels different. It feels fantastic. What's up with the music? It feels fantastic. Come on, do it! It's as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as having sex with a woman.

No, that's a different sensation, my man. You're a little too interloped in my man. How much I am in heaven. I'm like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym. I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home. I'm getting the feeling of coming in the gym i'm getting the feeling of coming at home i'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when i pump up when i pose out in front of 5 000 people i get the same feeling so i'm coming day and night i mean it's terrific yes in the maid yeah i mean do you make girls all back then wow crushing it that's it genetics love it man uh what do we got when am i in north carolina uh chin looking up right now is it august 19th to 21 august 19th 21 i'm in north carolina then end of the month i'm at la jolla comedy store it's a thursday friday saturday no sunday show

sunday we have a fight companion we also also have a fight companion this Saturday with myself, Bradley Martin, Josh Thompson, TJ Dillashaw for UFC 265. Are you going to do the Pacquiao, whatever? We haven't done boxing, but we could. Yeah, you should do that. Yeah, Earl Spence. Pacquiao, still trying to do it. Okay, I'm going to be at the MGM Grand in Vegas from the 9th to the 14th

at Brad Garrett's club and i also have at on the 19th just one night at the brea improv thursday yeah one night in brea on the 19th so please check that out then i'll also be in escondido at grand comedy club on the 20th the next night but that brea one come on out brea LA area. How do you get tickets? If you're on my Instagram, I got the link there. I got to put it on my shitty website. Yeah, yeah. Stevie, Scissor Bros. YouTube.com slash Scissor Bros.

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