The Golden Hour - Episode 139: King and the Singlets

Episode Date: September 17, 2021

SteeBee WeeBee challenges Erik Griffin to a wrestling match but gets a SURPRISE GUEST opponent instead. The guys talk Theo's notes for SteeBee, fans weighing in on SteeBee vs Bobby Lee, family fights, Theo's thirsty comments on Britney Spears' IG, Lindsay Lohan's Lovers List, Conor McGregor vs Machine Gun Kelly, also, an update on KATS Dating Game's Savannah and much more! Get your King and the Sting merch at katsmerch.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You want Red Bull can thick. Red Bull can. But what size? How many ounces? The 8 or the 12? I want it to be where I can't even wear a swimsuit. Because people are going to be like, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, you hanging. Yo, you scaring all the kids. Yeah, I want to constantly be poking. Look like Gonzo in a ski mask, man. For how long do you want it?

Back off my broccolini. Get your life together. It is. Don't don't touch me bro i'm not touching you you know mirroring exactly like i put all like you know like the little things of that and i'm just you know like it's like a like a super impression of me over all of them just like you know making podcasts hot that'll be mine. Oh, hey, Steve. Oh, damn, Steve. Oh, shit. Why you coming up that day?

What that dick do, baby? Oh, you wearing your wrestling shit? I like how the belly is a little soft. Ooh, Steve, this is not flattering at all. Them high school days ran. High school body going. How do I look though? You look like you're ready to go, man.

How much did you weigh when you wrestled in high school? I had to cut down to 103. So 103, but what did you walk around at? Probably 117. And what do you weigh now? 134. Okay. Yeah. 117 is like a Victoria's Secret model.

Yeah. My five-year-old's going to give you a handful, man. Yeah, 117. Do I look okay, though? Yeah, I mean, you know. The thing is lit. I can lose some of my guts. You can tone up a little bit.

What parts? What parts? I like your body shaming. What do you mean, what part? What part? What part part take a look does it does it bring back old memories of the wrestling days putting that thing on it did when i was in the room i i kind of got a little adrenaline rush yeah yeah i got those nerves you were ready to go that was the most like kind of nervous I would get. For sure. You know what I mean? Like before a bout, like a dual meet.

Yeah, anxiety. Even for CIF or Masters before you go to state, those are the most nerve-wracking. I'll have to bring my high school basketball pictures in. Oh, damn. What position did you play? Well, I went to a small high school, so I was like a forward. See, that was –

I think I have one on my Instagram. Oh, that's Bob. On the left with the flat top? Yeah. Look at Bobby. Oh, that was... I think I have one on my Instagram. Oh, that's Bob. On the left with the flat top? Yeah. Look at Bobby! Oh, he was ripped! He was a dypey. What?! Yeah. He's all... Yeah. Look, check him

out! Man! Look at you too, though. But Steve still sort of looks like that. Yeah, he does. You know what I mean? No, that was a lot skinnier there. No, no, no, but you still, you can see, I could see you getting in that shape right now. Yeah, we could do that. Really? If you took some time, you could get in this shape. Bobby's done. That was a long time

ago, Brandon and Eric. That was a long time ago. No, no, no. That was in the 90s. You could do that though. You're close, Steve. What are you guys talking about? Bro, you're only, what, 20 pounds away from that? Yeah, man. And you don't do anything? Well, I eat one meal a day. Oh, man. No, but we're talking about physique. We're not talking about working out.

I live by running. What if I hike up, you know, start hiking up water? It's a start. You know what I mean? Yeah, man. Coconut water. I gotta get my shit together. You look good, man. Yeah, it's kind of in response to last week's discussion. Yeah, you guys are stirring up the pot. Me and my brother. What are you guys doing?

We said who would win in a fight yeah I mean you guys made a whole post about it I'm trying to get in with like I hardly see the guy anymore I'm trying to

get closer to my brother you're too busy what you're too busy no he's too busy you're both busy you guys are kissing toads and you know what I mean

what are you talking about I want to I don't want to I love my brother so 62% said Stevie beat him up? It came from the King of the Sting Instagram so it might be a little biased of our fans.

But yeah, I don't know. Everybody's doing these boxing matches. We gotta set something up. You guys could print money. You guys could wrestle. Because Theo hit me up. He wanted me to bring up a couple things. What about me and you doing a wrestling match?

Steve, I will kick your ass. I know you would. I know you would. I know you would. Don't let my soft demeanor fool you. But if there's weight classes. You have that dad strength, dog. Yeah, man.

Only if he came down to my weight class. What? That's impossible. He'd have to cut his leg off. Exactly. Well, how much do you weigh? I mean, you don't... I've never been 100 anything. Dude, I was your size in seventh grade, Stevie.

Do you think that's a good idea? In high school, I was 175 pounds was the skinniest I've ever been. So you would have to cut a lot of weight. You'd have to cut all the weight. I would have to cut an entire person, Steve. But dude, I think that would be a good challenge. But Steve, you have some advantages a lot of weight. You'd have to cut all the weight. I would have to cut an entire person, Steve. But, dude, I think that would be a good challenge. But, Steve, you have some advantages.

You're quicker, so you don't need to cut weight. No, I'm not going to be able to catch you, but once I get you, I'm just dropping on you. I know. I know that. But he told me to bring it up. Hilarious. Why is he trying to stir the pot from Tennessee? How about you and Theo go at it, man?

Because Theo does some jiu-jitsu, fancies himself. Well, how much does Theo weigh? Because weight doesn't matter. He's probably 170, 180. He might be 210. Nah, he's all ass. Theo's all ass and head. Theo's got fat ass.

He has a giant head, giant ass. Baby got backs. Baby got backs. He's cheeked up. He's got me on those cheeks. He's not here today because he's murdering fish. He got a fat ass. He's a giant head, giant ass. Baby got backs. Baby got backs. Backs. He's cheeked up. He's not here today because he's murdering fish. He got really into fishing. What do we got here?

King of the Sting? No, so we actually had some fans weigh in on who they think would win and why. Let's see this guy. He said don't judge him. He sent this in at like 3 in the morning. He was hammered. This is what Jesus looks like now. God, Doug. Bob would eat Steve in order to be famous.

Steve wouldn't. Yeah. He said... Slow. Is it even a question? Bob would eat Steve in order to be famous. Steve wouldn't. He's saying Bobby would go

literally do anything. I like this guy. I think he knows what he's talking about. Keep playing these. I love how people are playing. Eric Stevie, I think hands down in a fight. My man Stevie Weeby's gonna take it from Bobby. Grab him by the nuts, give him that crazy look. That's it. Stevie got this.

Gang gang, buzz buzz, yee haw baby. Oh damn. Would you grab him by the nuts, give him that crazy look. That's it. Stevie got this. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Yeehaw, baby. Oh, damn. Would you grab him by the nuts, Stevie? This is a great, I love today's call. I was expecting a yeehaw. Keep doing what you're doing. I love what you're doing.

I love her. Keep going. G'day, boys. This is Gojo from Down Under. I reckon in the fight between Stevie and Bobby, obviously you'd think Bobby would come out on top, probably end up sitting on Stevie's face. But the good thing about Stevie is he'd probably like it

and suck the soul right out of him. It doesn't matter really who wins because Bobby gets to go home to that dime bag he's sitting on. So everyone's a winner in that fight. Gang, gang, butt muffler. All right, timestamp that. No, gang, butt muffler. All right, time stamp that. No, seriously, time stamp that and delete that. Yeah, I don't need that visual of Steve eating Bobby's butt.

No, seriously. We got one more. Shout out to Australia, though. Boy, this guy got the whole gamut on him. UFC shirt, ESPN hat It looks like it's all swag too Like he got it in a free shirt You want some giveaway

He's wearing Bravo television gym shorts He has a fight pass wristband on Yo, what's going on with that Batty with the fatty Theo Vaughn Both of you, Brendan Actually just saw you in San Jose, man. Almost called you Sada. I just want to give a quick little shout out to both Montez and Nick as well.

Go, Pat, go. The reason I'm making the video, though, is because our homie Stevie, man, that dude would beat the shit out of Bobby Lee, man. The reason being is he's just smarter. You know, we kind of see what he did in the movie The Goonies, the way he uses his brain. This guy's the best. I freaking love this guy. Now this guy's got loungy.

You know what's hilarious right now? Steve missed the part. No, hold up. He knows what he's talking about. Steve, you missed the part where he called you the guy from Goonies. I don't mind that. I'm used to short round. I know his name, Data. Same guy. Short round is Data. Same dude.

I respect him. His name was Kee Kwan. I'm a fan. It seems like the majority, obviously, it's a little biased because it's our fans, but everyone thinks you'd beat the shit out of Bobby. We'll have to ask. Bobby's a little out of shape. The thing is, he has that psychological

older brother. That means something. I feel you. You know what I mean? No, but this is because Bobby's a little out of shape. No, but the thing is he has that psychological older brother. You know, that means something. I feel you. You know what I mean? You have a brother. Oh, my brother. You know what I mean? He's got that older brother shit.

Yeah. Did Bobby used to whoop your ass growing up? Yeah, me too. He'd whoop my ass. I won one fight against him. Oh, Bob would just whoop my ass. Yeah. What's different now?

Well, I got a lot of rage in me. Is there any resentment? Steve, is there any part of you now that's like, you ever think about it when things are going on, you think, maybe I need to get one in just to let him know things are different. What do you mean by that? You know what I mean. Is it success?

No. Like revenge? Yeah. Oh, if that were to happen, it wouldn't be like hey dude meet me on the street it would be like planned out like bombs like you'd like

shank them like bombs like hitting like a car bomb like a drone it would be I feel like you're a droner you're a droner

sniper rifles involved Jesus Steve something you thought about this right yeah like Steve got a whole scenario in his head it wouldn't be like

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I don't know anything about this. It was just like people at my high school or whatever. You have little beefs with people, but it was never that kind of closeness that you love and hate them. But when you grow older, that's just... Nick, you had an older sister, right? Two older sisters, yeah.

Would they be the shadow of you? Yeah. Really? And then I finally got big enough when I was seventh grade, and they're like seniors, juniors. Like, can't hit a girl. I like put my sister in an arm lock because I watch a lot of wrestling and I hurt her arm and then we never fought again. I felt really, really bad.

You know what's funny about that? As an only child from a single parent with my mom, I remember when my mom couldn't spank me anymore. Like I remember like the day that, you know, she tried to hit me with something and I was like, ow. I was like, mom, we're done with this. In middle school? We're done. Cause I remember she was like, go kids.

And I had to grab my mom by the arms. You know, I was like, mom. And I did like this. I was like, mom, please stop. Please stop. Sit down. And then my mom was just, what are you going to do? I was like, I'm not going to do anything.

But it's like, you need to stop. My mom used to go in. There's other ways to go about this. I remember there used to be this tree in our backyard. And she would make me get a switch off the tree to spank me with it. God damn. Was your mom Adrienne Peterson? Yeah.

And so I'll never forget. She was like like go out there and go get me something you know and you couldn't come back with like a little I had already done that I had to come back

with like I'm out there testing it this is gonna hurt you know but then I went back there and they had cut the tree down you know so I had to come back in

and I was scared you know and then when I told her they cut it down we both started laughing and I was like oh I didn't get a beating and I was like oh I think that's one of the first times I thought

I can get away with stuff with humor being funny yeah yeah and then we used to have this little hallway that you know it was like two doors at the end and we could like I could run around like this so she would chase me when she wanted to give me a spanking and then I remember that time too she started laughing we We were laughing. Right. You know what I mean? And then it was like there was no spanking. And I was like, oh, okay. There's something to this.

Yeah, it is weird as a parent. I remember my brother was such a bad kid. And he was talking shit about my stepmom to my dad. We were at Cherry Creek Mall. And he was like 16. You're not going to spank a 16-year-old. My dad straight up pushed him into a glass wall. He was like, I will fuck you up. Like, you're 16 now. I dad straight up pushed him into a glass wall. I was like, I will fuck you up.

Like you're 16 now. I will straight up fight you. And I was like, oh damn, dad ain't fucking around anymore. Were you an older brother? Yeah, older brother. Sometimes you need, I mean, you need that. Oh my God. I was like, hey, motherfucker. There's no spanking.

We're going to fight. Oh, you know, Bob fought my dad at one time. Oh, really? Yeah. How'd that go? Your dad whooped his ass? He was like in and out of rehab and they're fighting in the hallway and then i just heard commotion in the hallway and i'm like whoa what's going on and i opened the door and they're doing like flying multi-knee they're

like doing flying that was like fucking luke hang yeah back to each other up in the hallway and i'm like that's when i like i gained respect for And I'm like, that's when I gained respect for Bob. I'm like, oh, he's like fighting back. Yeah. I gave more respect to your dad. Our dad would beat our asses. Would he? Beat downs.

Beat downs. Chin, you had an older brother who used to beat your ass? He beat me up like twice and then I never messed with him again. Then you called your gang members? No. Do it again, dog. Do it again. No.

It was his brother they drove up on. But he bloodied your nose up? He's actually pretty cool. I would try to hit him in the face. He would just hit me in the body. He knew he would fuck me up. Yeah, he knew he would fuck me up. Just break a quick rib, you know.

He was cool. He knew what was going on. He knew he was bigger than you. He knew he could beat me up. He knew he could beat up a lot of people too. Was he a big dude? He's actually smaller than me, but he's just wide. Yeah, super wide. Is he in prison now? No, he's actually... dude uh he's actually smaller than me but he's just wide yeah super wide is he in prison now no he's actually built like chung lee chief executive director of it damn oh wow

all right he's built like what chung lee all right calm down he's in jail i had to protect my brother we know your gang. Not me. The people around me. The people around me. Chief IT director at San Quentin, you mean? He works his way up.

Yeah, he got his degree like Malcolm X. Hurricane Carter. Chief finance officer for the- Was it an Asian gang? What Asian- What are these Asian- What Asian gang? What do you mean?

Like- Like who? What friends? Like who? What friends? Like what? No. So none of us. There's a gang.

Well, I don't want to mention any gang names, obviously. I'm sorry. Just pop stamp that thing. But it was like Filipinos and Koreans. It was very mixed. Filipinos and Koreans. Oh. Ficos. But what was the name of it?

There's names. I'll tell you later. You don't want to say the name. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, just you could erase it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't care.

They're going to be like, why are you snitching? I know. Talking on the show. Okay, so. Let's get to these tailings. And segue to Britney Spears. A couple weeks ago, people always send me this too. Thirsty Theo?

Yeah, Theo getting thirsty in the comments, and he was at it again. She has some tits on her, dog. What she's on now, she's like, you know. Well, now she's free from her dad. Sexy old broad now. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yam, yam.

Yam, yam. He's trying so hard. And she's got to notice because he gets so many likes on the post. What does yam, yam mean? Her tits. Oh. You know what's hilarious, though, is like, I actually think I can see Theo and britney spears getting together

you know he could definitely do that like you know nonchalantly be like yeah man last week i was with britney spears house man she's all the time yo he gets crazy all the time he gets crazy no but it's not even about that it's about those two personalities i think would oh you mean two crazies getting together yeah he'd have her put the Catholic school thing on. Oh, yeah, dude. And she'd be up for it. Do that oops again, girl. Do that oops for me.

He's told a story about how one time he was staying at, I believe it was Lindsay Lohan's hotel, and he slipped a note under her door at the hotel. What, he's 13? She's like, oh, my God. She got a whole, remember that list she put out? Remember how she was telling everybody all the dudes that she slept with? Oh, no. Oh, yeah, man.

Lindsay Lohan had a whole list. She used to be bad. It was like Ryan Phillippe or those kind of people. How many dudes were on it? A lot. It was a lot of famous dudes. Why did she write that list? I don't know.

She was just bragging. Good for her. These are all the people that have been in me. Theo wasn't on the list? We'll check it out. But she is engaged evidently. Yeah, she's engaged. Theo's going to be brokenhearted. Oh man, Theo could take that guy. I don't know.

I don't know. He looks like a... He's an actor, right? He's like some kind of famous actor. Is he? Yeah. I think he's like a model. That's it. But her dad doesn't have conservatorship anymore, right? Well, you know, this is what I think happened. So they're trying to get him out, right? So he actually petitioned to end the conservatorship for her.

You know why? Because they're looking at litigation. No, I think it's like this, too. I think she said to him, hey, listen, they're going to kick you out, and you're going to be on the streets. And once I get out of this conservatorship, I'm not giving you nothing. You're going to be out of my life forever. conservatorship, I'm not giving you nothing. You're going to be out of my life forever.

So now, why don't you petition to get this done, and then you can still be my dad. See, what I heard is the firm that her dad hired to run her Instagram and do all the publicity, they had the intention, they do it, this is what they do to make her look crazy. So they run her social media and stuff like that and they found out that the dad and the mom were just siphoning money from her like just taking money

of course so she's gonna sue the fuck out of getting her money back well that happens all the time in Hollywood well here's the thing that money's gone with Holly Colkin

all that they ain't siphoning the money to save it it's not in a 401k that stuff is in like he probably got it on his wrist it's probably in their house

and all this kind of stuff and they probably got expenses now they probably live in a lifestyle where they need. It's probably in their house and all this kind of stuff. And they probably got expenses now. Yep. They probably live in a lifestyle where they need that money. That shit's going to stop. And she's like, nah, cut them off. I think this is a travesty.

This is Lindsay Lohan's list? Yeah. Why are some of the names blurred out? I'm assuming they're not famous people. Just guys. Colin Farrell, Justin Timberlake. Oh, these are heavy hitters. God, if you're not a famous person, like, damn.

Why did you have to erase my name on it? I was underneath Justin Timberlake? No, I'm just going to be like, well, you know I'm number 10. Who's Nico Trudeau? I'll be like, you know I'm 12 on that list. How do you know? These are all heavy hitter actors. Yeah.

Well, she was dope at a time. You know what I mean? Yeah. During Mean Girls? Now, is that Jay Phoenix, Joaquin Phoenix? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who are these other guys? Max George? Who are these other guys? Max George?

Who are these other dudes? I don't know. Adam Levine. Adam Levine. Nico. Which one's Adam Levine? He's on The Voice. Maroon 5.

Maroon 5. The singer. It's hilarious. I know him more from The Voice than Maroon 5. Damn, that's crazy that they have a list like this. It's a solid list. Solid list. Yeah, but when you-

Her man now is like, God damn. When you're famous like that, you're around other famous people. They're always intertwining. You're not getting some regular. Craft foods and a dick suck. She's just like, yo, good for her. Yeah, I know. I don't hate her.

I wonder what Justin Timberlake's list looked like. You know the difference? Justin Timberlake's list looked like. You know the difference? Justin Timberlake's list will be like, you know, Shelly from CVS. He rolls out a parchment. You know what I mean? It's like model, model, model, model. Mind chick I used to know. Dude's lists are completely different.

Besides some good King or Sting it and debate clubs, we got some updates from some fans that have been on the show we'll get to later, but first we'll get to some weekend news. I remember this little dimey. We were trying to hook her up with a firefighter. She went with that one dude from Minnesota. Oh, is this her?

Wow, I don't recognize her. That's her. Oh, she looks different. The first ever contested on the Cats dating game. Oh, was she giving us an update? Yeah, yeah. And she threw out a debate club at the end, but the update is really the interesting part. Oh, let's hear it. King of the Sting, Theo, Brennan, Eric, and Stevie.

I'm happy to be on the show again with another relationship update. I'm sure you guys are tired of hearing from me. She's pregnant. But finally, after months of some super freaky DMS on Instagram I got a random text from the love of my life Parker my ex-boyfriend and so wish us the best thank you but anyways we have a little bit debate before we get debate club And we are super excited. So wish us the best. Cool. Thank you. But anyways, we have a little bit of a debate club. Yeah, before we get into it.

Debate club. Getting engaged, knowing each other for two months. No, no, no. This isn't the guy that we had on the show. This was her original boyfriend that didn't want to wife her up. Oh. So she went on the show. He must have caught word.

She said he wasn't a fan. But yeah, he- He must have been like, what? All these interests he looked at her in a completely different way he lost it well first of all now we also see the kind of guy she likes yep i mean this dude is like freaking alpha fucking thor you know and he evidently drove 10 hours. Damn, he dropped the ring? Damn.

Damn, doggy. You want to read that caption? It says, after a 10-hour drive surprising her hair, she said, yes, I love you so much. Oh, that's sweet. Good grief. Damn. Look at that ring. See, cats make it happen.

I like to think that was us. Yeah, all of us. Well, for sure, because we put her on the market. Yeah, and he was like, what the fuck? It's like, how'd you think this was going. Yeah, and he was like, what the fuck? How'd you think this was going to go down? Bad dudes was trying to get her. Weird dudes was trying to get her. Fat dudes.

Firefighters. Yeah. Everyone was slaying dick at her. EMTs. He was like, hell no. He seems like a good dude. That worked out. Yeah.

Good for him. Good for both of them. But anyways, we have a little bit of a debate club for you guys. Which do you care less about, the Met Gala or the VMAs? Personally, I didn't know what the hell the Met Gala was until Savannah just explained it to me. So I could care less about the Met Gala. What do you guys think?

Also rip some of these drifts for us. I could care less about, I could care less about either one of them. Well, I do watch the VMAs from start to finish. Really? Honestly, I can't get McGregor almost going to fight with machine.

Yeah. Listen, the Met Gala for tax, the rich hilarious. Here's the thing with this, the Met Gala, they always wear shit that you could never wear. And you can just wear it once. What is it? Like, where's Pete Davidson going to wear that again? Where the fuck you going to The Met Gala, they always wear shit that you could never wear. You just wear it once.

What is it? What is it for? Where's Pete Davidson going to wear that again? Where the fuck are you going to wear that dress again, dude? But what is it? What is it for? Met Gala is like the big fashion. I think it's $55,000 a table.

Something like that. It's so expensive. It's just a fashion show to have rich people jerk each other out. But the rich people wear shit like they're wearing horns with diamonds on them. You're never going to wear that again. Well, high fashion is like you never see high fashion ever that correlates to the real world yeah never it's crazy and look at aoc tax meanwhile she's rich and she paid 55 grand to be there so they just wear the outfit once that's jlo i mean god damn jlo killing it

50 she looks stunning that's what i'm saying. I mean, look at those legs. 50. Yeah. Holy moly. I'm all in. I'm all in on this. They just go to show like, you know, when you got money, like, I wonder how much she spends on her body, like getting herself, you know, trainers, chefs, you know what I

mean? She probably got a cryo. She probably got an oxygen thing in her place. Dude, does she look good or what? Yeah. AOC looks good, too. She looks crazy. They all look good. And then Kim

Kardashian, she always has to do something super crazy. Like everybody else dresses all normal and she's like, you know what? I'm going to take another level. Bring up her shit, Nick. I don't know why. Kim, the one in the black mask. I don't know why the Kardashians get so much hate. Like Kim Kardashian, she ain't regular fine.

She fine. How fine is she? Yeah regular fine she fine how fine is she yeah is she really that fine yeah man she's just she got something about her let me see her you know what you know what's up though but let me see the butt i want to see the kardashian butt okay you know what's weird though is with travis scott uh getting with kylie j right she fine too now now now but god don't play that plastic surgeon shit like that like remember she was a basic ass white girl before all these surgeries then Travis Scott has a baby with that baby comes out doesn't look nothing like it she's got so much work done who wore it better that's just

for publicity right they? They want attention. Yeah, should do anything for fame. Picture of me. Yeah, yeah. Tax the rich. Tax the rich. Meanwhile, the rich pay for all your taxes. That's what Kim wore. Okay, so that's kind of weird.

And Kanye wore the same thing. That. Like, they got a weird relationship, huh? The weirdest. You know? Yeah. You think they still booty calling every now and then? Oh, yeah.

Imagine showing up to an event like this. All right. Do they have normal butts? Do they get operations? They're fake. They're all full operations. So how do they get their butts bigger? Do they inject some kind of stuff in?

Inject fat. They take fat from their tummies and put it in their ass. Okay. Damn, I just want to do that. But I put it all in my dick. You know what I mean? Just a big, fat-ass dick that I can't even control. Yeah, yes. It's going to be like

just, you know what I mean? Take it all from my belly and just jam it down to my dick. Like this thick, Stevie. Is it better to have thick or long length? Both. So you want girth and length. Yeah, I think women, you should put a poll for that

because I think women would say thickness over length. They don't want that. Yeah, because it's real long and skinny like a Twizzler. You ain't doing shit. Yeah, you're going to hurt somebody's insides. How thick do you want it, though? I mean, you know, like. No, I don't know.

I'm not asking a big guy. Like Red Bull can't think. Like a Red Bull can't. You know, the Red Bull. I think this is. You don't want like. The 8-inch or the 12-inch can. Dude, liquid death tank is too much.

You think that's too much? You want Red Bull can thick. Red Bull can. But what size? How many ounces? The 8 or the 12? I want it to be where I can't even wear a swimsuit because people are going to be like, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, you hanging. You scaring all the kids.

Yeah, I want to constantly be poking. You look like Gonzo in a ski mask, man. But how long do you want it? What's too long? 12 inches? Oh, dude, that's insane. What are you going to do with it? You're going to kill somebody with that.

If it's thick enough, as long as you're around six, I'd say. Is that good, six? I mean, I don't know. What about five and a half? Is that okay? We have to get the female cats people to let us know. Is five and a half okay? Look at this motherfucker, dude.

Where are you going to wear that again? This dude is fabulous. He is just fabulous. Good for him. He's leaning into this stuff so much. That takes guts, man. He's really doing it. Does it?

Yeah, man. Does it? How can you walk in that thing? That's his thing. Does it? Yeah, this dude's the queen of England right now. Yo, man, I see a lot of you bros at my shows. A lot of you are losing some hair.

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It is Jessie from Cleveland, and I came back down from the pole to bring you a debate club. Yeah, she's the stripper. That's right. Now, I know y'all have seen that video of McGregor and MGK going at it on the red carpet, and I've got to ask, between the two, who do you think is the bigger star? I might have said McGregor before, but lately MGK just seems like he keeps winning and can't be stopped and literally has America's Hottest Chick wrapped around his finger. And then McGregor's over here kind of going off the rails a bit. Seems like he's dabbling a little too hard in the blow cane, if you ask me.

And he was the one who went up to mgk allegedly for the photo before hit the fan so i might be a little biased since i'm a cleveland girl myself but i i want to hear it from y'all i'm gonna go with that east side cleveland wild boy or are you gonna go with the notorious mma i know i'm not over here drinking the proper 12, so let's hear it from y'all. What a great submission. She's great. Yeah. Good point.

With the MGK thing and Conor McGregor, just so you guys know, there's rumors that they're both at the red carpet. The rumor is that Conor asked for Megan Fox's picture. A picture, yeah. And MGK was like, no, get the fuck out of here. And then his bodyguards got all crazy, bumped into Conor, spilled a drink. That's when Conor's like, fuck this.

He's a fighter. You're bringing a pit bull to red carpet. He can do some pit bull shit. He threw a freaking dolly at a bus. Oh, he broke the window, too. Yeah. So look, who's more famous? Conor. Con Connor McGregor

Worldwide And you know why too That's the only reason Why we're talking about this Correct That was some random That was like Adam Levine Yeah it wouldn't matter

It would be like It would just be like You know stars fight But the reason why We're even mentioning it Or even like Because it's a debate Is the headlines all over

Yeah It's crazy You guys watch the interviews after? They interview individuals. Dude, Conor denied everything. He's like, I don't know what happened. No, Conor was like, I don't know the dude. He's like, take a picture with him. He's like, I don't know the dude.

He called him Vanilla Ice or something. He said a vanilla white boy rapper that's Megan Fox. I know Megan Fox. That's what he said. Yeah, but how about that? Who's more famous? Machine Gun Kelly or Megan Fox? Megan Fox. I know Megan Fox. That's what he said. How about that? Who's more famous? Machine Gun Kelly or Megan Fox? As a combination.

Megan Fox has been famous forever. She's been famous for a minute. She's still fine. I like Machine Gun Kelly too. I think Kelly won because he kept his composure. She got kids with someone else. 90210 boy. Oh, right. Sean Austin. Brian Austin. Brian Austin.

Yeah. No way. No. Conor would take him down. Just because of experience. This is why, Brian, this point I made on Below the Belt. The lines are blurred for whatever reason because the celebrity fighting. Where people think these fighters, like fucking the smallest guy in the

world like henry suhudo would beat the living shit out of machine gun kelly well you don't realize the level these fighters are at oh yeah but people because the lines are blurred yeah everything everyone's like oh machine gun kelly's taller i'm like oh my god double leg right there double leg fuck wrestling no he'd knock them out, dude. What, even in the, Cejudo would? Anybody would. Anybody with any professional beat the shit out of him.

Not even close. Right, right, right. Mop the floor with his double leg. Without the wrestling or grappling. Don't need any of it. Any of it. Conor's one of the greatest strikers we've ever had.

But imagine if you added that into the mix. Doesn't need to. He would just knock him out. Walk off home run. But Henry Cejudo, he's a little guy doesn't matter how big is machine gun kelly he's like six five like one how much does

he weigh 180 180 full of cocaine he's way bigger it doesn't matter see that's the problem doesn't matter see this is the problem with the common fan here's the thing though i'm i agree with you but a 180 like he gonna get some hits in. No. He won't get one hit? What about the reach advantage? What I'm saying is this. We're not talking about a fight in the ring. I'm talking about we out in these streets.

I think that... You won't touch him. You don't think he's even gonna hit him. I guess if Conor grappled with him, you'd get some rabbit punches. But he would throw a punch count Oh that left hand you would know it just depends on the also the resilience of the guy I always say I'm not a fighter, but you better kill me. Yeah, right? Yeah, you know saying yeah Like I'm just like I just feel like you know

He's fighting for my life. I got a Yeah, you're right 85% right machine gun Kelly was talking shit and had bedazzled jewels on his jaw it's like and I and I like the hospital right you break his jaw destroy knock him flat out but the reach doesn't count like what if you want like like just not we're talking about a

regular civilian I'm just trying to play devil's advocate what are you what are you Neo I'm just trying to play devil's advocate here for you. This motherfucker. What are you, Neo? Is that what you got? No, I'm just saying because he's a lengthy guy. He's a lengthy guy. Steve thinks he's in the Matrix. I just want to play devil's advocate. He's a lengthy guy. Doesn't matter.

He plays the guitar. What's going on here, Nick? This is that lady who submitted that. Yeah, just so you can see some of her work. What is going on here? This is the person who just submitted. You got to go to Cleveland. That's her?

Yep. Listen to, she's playing the thick voice. The anthem. That's not her. That's the same one? That's her body. Really? Oh my God.

She can take it to the top? Yep. And spin around. Ouch. You just have to be that pole right top. Yep. And spin around. Ow. That seems like you got real tight on the side. You all right, Steve? Yeah, I'm good. Hey, five inches my ass.

Steve. Yeah, it is, Steve. Put that fucking egg roll away, Doug. You smuggling egg rolls in your fucking singlet, Doug? You're going at it over here, man. We got us a sausage party. This got real gay up in here, man. That's art, dude.

As he's watching, I'm like, why is he grabbing his dick? We need to leave you alone for a second? You sure you don't have that black buttoned car? You want to go make a trip real quick? Right. Okay, guys. Eyes up here.

I respect you. I'm composed. Yeah, we can't put Stevie in a singlet. Yeah, man. I should wear this every week, huh? Yeah, no. No more onesies for you, Steve. No more onesies.

Or no more strippers. Yeah. Hey, Theo told me to bring up some points, so I took notes. So he called me this morning. Oh, no. Yeah. Hey, Theo told me to bring up some points, so I took notes, so he called me this morning. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, because I don't want to forget, Nick. He told me to ask you guys, how do I become one of the big dogs? What do you mean, big dogs?

You know, like, what level you guys are on. What? What level is that? Yeah. But, you know, like, you know. You are a big dog. You know what? Theo ain't shit.

Theo ain't shit. Look what he's trying to do. Don't timestamp that. You know what I mean? Theo's almost like, he's over here almost saying like, yeah, ask him how could I get a good girl or something. He's trying to like,

he's trying to clown us. That's what he's doing. Is that psychological like that? He's trying to do some psychological warfare. I didn't realize that. But you get to our level. You're like a Trojan horse. But you don't do stand-up. Yeah, that's right. I don't. I mean, if you did, I'm sure we could help. Trojan horse. But you don't do stand-up. Yeah, that's right. I don't.

I mean, if you did, I'm sure we could help. Yeah. You tried, though. Steve did try to do stand-up for a second. Yeah, I did it for a couple months. Yeah. What didn't you like about it? Well, I choked majorly opening up for Bob at the Tempe Improv.

I already told this story. You opened up for Bob at the Tempe Improv? Yeah. That's not a small room. I choked hard. But it was your first time. You're not supposed to be good. Bob set you up for failure. He knew. Yeah, have fun out there yeah yeah i've never done it yeah yeah

tempe improv yeah and you just forgot your jokes and like no i did a whole cowboy rap thing and i and then i was just i didn't even acknowledge the crowd i just went into my bed and then oh you didn't be like no no i didn't acknowledge them i'm just like 40 better for you know i was doing this little cowboy thing. And the emcee had to rescue me from the stage. Did Bobby help you with your set? Was he like, yeah, do that. What happened is I went to the green room.

And the manager went up to Bob and said, yeah, the next two shows, your brother's out. And so Bob's like, dude, you can drive home, dude. You're free to go. And then I went to Del Taco, got some tacos, and he texted my mom. So I got in a fight with my mom in the kitchen. Oh, wow. And she's like, what are you doing? Why you do that?

I go, you don't know comedy, mom. And then later that night, I went into the room. My brother just knocked on the door, and he wanted to help me write jokes. And I'm like, you don't understand my brand of comedy, dude. I'm advanced. Yeah. So I was really. Yeah, you don't take notes well, it sounds like.

I'm real stubborn. And that's actually still a problem? Yeah. Sounds like. No, I change. He's like, get the fuck out of my room. You don't know comedy. Bob's like, all right. You got to do a big fight with your. I'm mindful. He's like, get the fuck out of my room. You don't know comedy. Bob's like, all right.

You got to do a big fight with your- I'm mindful. What are you talking about, man? Have you had any desire to go back on stage? Not really. I mean, we're doing, me and Jeremiah are doing the podcast live event, I guess. The Moon Tower Fest? That's similar, but-

Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. But I think he should do it again. 100%. You think so? You should bring that same set. No, no. No, listen. That same set with your new sensibility and make it work.

That's the challenge. I want that cowboy rap. And maybe don't do it in front of the giant sold-out Tucson crowd. Dude, it was sold out. Of course. Do that ha-ha. You know how the green room is in front of the club? Yeah.

I had to walk by the audience members. You panicked? They didn't even look at me. They just looked like. You know what the challenge is? I challenged Theo to take Steve. Under his wing? Under his wing.

Take him on one of those. Do a three-minute set? One of his shows. Have Steve open for Theo. Yo, what's up, man? Since you want to send him. That's how he can become a big dog. Yeah.

Theo. There you go. There you go. Why don't you help him be a big dog? You the big dog. He means like big dog in like podcasting? I don't know. It was very vague.

Yeah. He just, he called me. We talked for like a couple minutes like right when I woke up. I mean, you're doing it. You think so? Scissor Bros, you're on here. People love you on here. Like, you're doing it.

He's like the master manipulator. Wait, wait. Who's the manipulator? I am? No. Well, Theo's. He's the puppet master. Yeah, he's like trying to puppet master some shit right here.

Okay. The challenge back. Make Steve a big dog. Take him to one of your big theater shows. Why don't you take a break from killing fish and get your ass on the show? How about that? Back to catersting. Okay.

Continue. the show how about that yeah back to king it or sting it okay continue uh this guy's got a king or sting it related to our discussion of engagements last week all right what's going on you guys this is wyatt calling in from north carolina so brennan stevie and eric i gotta king it or sting it for you guys hitting that proposal in front of that culvers's. Can you understand it? Let me know. I don't know what Culver's is. What is Culver's? It's a frozen custard burger place. From the looks of these two, this was right on point.

Nothing would make her happier. Does he have like a Bart Starr jersey on? It's Ray Nitschke, actually. It's huge in Wisconsin. Where is Culver's? Where is it originated? Wisconsin. So this is what I'm saying. It looks like that might have been their first date. Yeah, this is their fifth. That's their thing. Oh, so it's like In-N-Out

Burger, but out there. Yeah, this is on brand. Oh, that's what I would do. He's in a Packers jersey. I would do that. She clearly just got a double-double. There's nothing wrong with it. Yeah, no. He had K'nex, though. He got it on the marquee. Oh, he did! So that's extra effort. Yeah, he went all hit the next, though. He got it on the marquee. Oh, he did. So that's extra effort. Yeah, he went all out.

King it. Listen, I have no problem with this. This is like, it seems personal. Yeah. It seems like, you know what I mean? And that's what it's all about. Yeah, king it. Yeah.

What about you, Brendan? Because you know what? It ain't about some big gesture that we think is a big gesture. It's about him knowing his chick and him knowing what make what what is personal and it's from his heart it's from his heart yeah dressing up with that throwback packer she's gonna put some i like that personalized yeah this is this is beautiful it's a whole thing i mean i feel the love in this dude how do you get how do you go over to the signage though he's like oh let's check this out over here the manager's probably his cousin. Yeah, he planned it.

This is planning, dude. He planned this out. And maybe she's like Eric's fiance, and she keeps making him do different ones. Tomorrow, they're at Arby's. Right, right. They're hitting a buffet. The next time, it's the Monday Night Football game, Packers. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love this. Hopefully, Aaron Rodgers doesn't shit the bed for you. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Ain't nothing wrong with it. I like that. Love it, love it, man. King it. Huge man. King it. Huge king.

King it. All right. I mentioned we have another update from one of our fans, BMI George, who started. That was the big boy. He's trying to lose the weight? Yeah. That's my buddy. Remember?

He wanted to wrestle you. He's my buddy. I like the kid. He's a good kid. Dude, I like your buddy. I fuck. You still got to do a job. My quick question, though, Steve, is the chub gone

or are you still hiding it? Yeah, if you had to wrestle right now, could you wrestle with that boner? Yeah.

If the teacher called you up to the front of the class, could you read without being like, Could you go sharpen your pencil in sixth grade? I'm like, you're talking about me.

Oh, man. Yeah, you're making me blush. You're making us blush. Yeah, you're making it uncomfortable for us. You're the one in. You're making it uncomfortable for us. You're the one in a singlet with your boner robe.

I can't even look over here when I'm wondering. I just stare at the screen. And then I see this sort of phallic symbol in front of you. It's like this whole thing is a nightmare. I see that fucking spring roll in your pants, dog. You shouldn't have shown me that video of the pole dancing. She's bad, huh? That was badass.

She's a baddie. It was badass. Keep sending him videos so Stevie gets a boner. He's going to need you to send that to him later. Show me that video of the pole dance bad. I'm still going that was bad Keep sending videos so Stevie gets a boat. I need you to send it to him later. You know what real talk I didn't masturbate last night. Okay. Well, there it is guys. Well, there we go. Hello. There we go. Thank you Let's see George. Let's see what he's got Hey Long time no see Again that post Malone. What's up? Long time no see. Damn. Is that Post Malone? It's been a journey.

That's great. June 1st, I started this. Eric. 451. Bro. Ever since then, with Brendan's inspiration and the rest of the crew, I've been kicking ass. Trying my best to to at least. If I can.

Today's the day. Let's see what this says. There you go. 260. He started out with three. What was he? 451. Holy shit. Good for him.

Okay, here's the issue. There ain't no issue. That's progress 260 There you go That's 190 pounds Hell yeah dude 260

Of course I challenge that little Disgusting greasy Stevie Freaking weeby. I'm coming for you, baby. Little did he know you have a rock hard brainer.

I'm going to be there. I'm going to hit you with a little something, something. You ain't even going to understand. Damien's wrestling match and shit? I'm going to see you soon, Bubba. I love you, buddy. Oh!

I got love for him. We're going to have a... Oh! Show! See you soon! Oh! I got love for him. We're gonna have a... Oh! Oh shit! Oh! Oh! Dude! In the flash, son! What a moment!

Yeah, Steve! Give it to him, dawg! Oh my god! I feel like you were ducking me! Oh shit! He gets the J's on? What's up, brother? You look great, man.

Congrats, dawg. Thank you very much. Lot of hard work, man. Oh, yeah. Looking great, brother. Looking great. That's fucking great. That's fucking great. That's fucking great. That's fucking, brother? You look great, man. Congrats, dog. A lot of hard work, man.

Looking great, brother. That's fucking great, dude. When'd you get in? I got in yesterday about 8 in the morning. Nick, you son of a bitch. Looking good, man. How you feeling, man? I'm feeling beautiful. How are you doing it?

Keto kid, baby. What is keto? Noeto kid, baby. Okay, so what is keto? No carbs, no sugar. Yeah, protein, fat. How do you not eat sugar, though? Like, honestly. You try really hard. Yeah, you really got to dial in.

Isn't it about, like, not eating more, like, you know, when they say more sugar? Because, like, does that mean no fruit? Yeah. Certain fruits. I just don't do fruit at all because obviously I got the BMI surgery. So my tummy's real tiny. What's a BMI? What is that? So that's when they take out a majority of your stomach and they just make your stomach real small. And they take out the part of your stomach that produces the, uh, I'm hungry hormone. Yeah.

So it's like a hormonal surgery as well. Damn, it's done wonders for you, man. You feel good? I feel great. I mean, most people aren't as young and energetic as me, willing to kick ass like this. I've literally been working out six days a week. I haven't cheated at all.

Good for you, man. I know you don't try but Brendan you have literally just by being you and the human you are inspired me and to really shape in like who I become as an adult and as a man like I don't I don't have a lot of male role models in my life and you're badass thank you do you find it this the hardest part now? So you lost 190 pounds. Yeah. When you look back on it, you go like, okay, you lost that.

Now this is the part where it's like, how do you go from this part to the next part? Is that the challenge you're feeling right now? It is a challenge because this is obviously a brand new body, and I still want to get a little lower. I'm still trying to kick ass. I'm thinking 230s sounds really nice. Because I see Tom Segura, he looks great at 230. He lost a lot of weight.

But on top of that, I have to put muscle into this freaking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the hardest part. It's like the challenge to me becomes like there's one thing to lose weight. And then there's another thing to work on your physique. Yeah. Those are two different things, right? 100 yeah so it's like so then it's like now you're in that process of like trying to figure out okay so i know how to lose weight but how do i you know

yeah like because there's gonna have to be a time really soon that i adjust to more proteins and trying to pack on more muscle put the muscle on the muscle on. Start filling the body up. How did you discover Theo and Brendan to begin with? Like most young, lost 16-year-olds, I watched the Joe Rogan podcast. How old are you? I'm 22 now. Oh, wow. Yeah.

You're a lost soul and you found Joe Rogan? Have you ever tried DMT? He's the male Oprah, dog. Yes, literally. You get some DMT. You get some DMT. Everybody gets out. Jamie, look that up. But yeah, it started with that.

And obviously the Fight Companions, which brought Brendan and Brian more into it. And then when I saw that, that i was like there's more than joe rogan podcast because you know yeah there's written with griffin yeah yeah yeah this guy's great but uh then i got really into the fighter and the kid and you know i don't know if you guys heard but there was like something happened one of the guests had to leave for a while so Brendan was in Tom's yeah he was Brendan was going through a lot in life and that's when he brought like Mike Catherwood on and when I saw Brendan and Mike together and they got straight into fitness talking to him about it i was like oh like the people i love and

look up to and admire like they're going through the same they want brendan was 271 he wanted to write it on his hand so he didn't forget yep so when i'd reach for that cookie i'd see that 271 like no good for you i just thought i just thought all of this but i am totally gonna understand you're saying because like I'm 49 years old, and I'm down in body fat in the last six months. I'm down 40 pounds in body fat. Why are you doing it? But I'm just eating better.

It's all about you. It's all about that. But I understand this. I know how you feel in a sense of like – it's like we ultimately want to be like – we just want to look good naked. Like that's really the goal, right? You know what I mean?

I don't care what people say. Everybody's like that. When they get undressed, when you get out of the shower, you get undressed, you go in the shower, you look at yourself, and you go, God damn it. Oh, you look at yourself? Yeah, that's motivation, you know? And so I understand because I even feel like I feel like I know how it is to feel insecure.

Even when you've lost all this weight, you still feel like you're like, damn, man, I still want to work. And that's the hardest part so what keeps you motivated like what keeps you like are there ever moments where you're like i don't want to do this or like every day right every day i work out six days a week i have my friends nico and hunter they literally they if i'm not feeling it one of them are feeling if one of them is feeling it. If one of them is not feeling it, I'm dragging us to it. Are they big guys also? No, they are very fit guys. It's not Jack.

It's not Jack. Calm down. What's your family say about it? Is it supportive? My mom, she got the BMI surgery before me. So I watched her go through it with dieting. She cheats a lot on the diet. She's not where she wants to be, but she's miles ahead of where she was. Is your whole family big?

Yeah. Yeah. Besides, like, my stepsister. But, yeah, basically, like, heart problems, all that runs heavy in my – Good for you, man. It's the only thing that runs in my family. You're starting to trend, though. They're going to see you doing it, you know, and hopefully it motivates them.

I really hope so. And even my fitter friends are becoming more fit seeing the dedication. Oh yeah, inspiring them. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like we're all

building each other up and that's like the true meaning of fucking friendship right there. Yeah, that's, and this is more, like this is the kind of body positivity I think that's important.

It's like being real positive about making your body better. That's what the body positivity should be.'s important it's like 100 being real positive about making your body better that's what the body positivity should be it's about being healthy because so then in terms of like your food intake and all that kind of stuff so are you like but are you comfortable like are you do you ever feel like oh i'm not i don't i haven't eaten what i want to eat are you like do you have it um you know like you're not torturing yourself no no no like i'm not i it's really there's a lot of keto stuff that you can work around. Like, you know, when I got to town, I wanted to try fat burgers.

So I got, like, lettuce on, like, the lettuce on the bottom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All of that. There's stuff like that, which that's even a treat then, you know. You had In-N-Out burger yet? No, I've never had it. This is my first time on it. Yeah, I got to go there.

Yeah, yeah. But like this, you got to go like this. Yeah. You go like this. Make sure you don't have your erection, though, I got to go there. Yeah, yeah. But like this, you got to go like this. Yeah. You got to go like this. Make sure you don't have your erection, though, when you walk in and out. I feel like this is WWF. What would their names be? What would their tag team partner name be?

That's what we got to find out. Yeah, the Bang Brothers. Cliff and the Dig. Earthquake and Tsunami. That's dope. Earthquake and Tsunami. The Intercontinental Tag Team Champions of the World. The Natural Disasters, baby. tsunami the natural disasters baby yeah that's a real tech team type yeah earthquake really typhoon earthquake tugboat I'm in you fluent from where I

flew in from Chicago that's not close there close. There's only one way to end this, bad boy, and it's you getting your hands on him. Now he has an erection right now, but that'll go away. Hopefully. Or it's going to get bigger. Stevie, I brought you this. It's a participation medal. Oh, you weaked it.

Once we wrap, we'll go out there. Oh my god. I love this, man. We're so proud of you, man. You're fucking killing it. I really appreciate it. I really don't think you guys could understand the impact you have on my life. Literally. We love it, man.

He said this is your first time on a plane. First time ever on an airplane you know i got to fly first class that was pretty nice yeah it was a small difference no you should be flying first and uh tell me i thought he's gonna be like theo just blew a gasket when he's like what the fuck he's watching he's like fuck bro yeah i told you spirit nick i don't have any felonies, so Theo can't give me any money. Wow. Two guns.

Did you bring Theo? What participation did you throw me? He doesn't participate. Dang. Dude. You got to give Theo a wish you were here. Timestamp that. Oh, dude. You got to give Theo a wish you were here trophy. Timestamp that.

You missed out trophy. We upstairs. And tell them what happened when you went to the pier. Okay, so I got into town. I went straight to Santa Monica Pier because obviously Ocean Boulevard, you know, it's the famous place to go. I'm walking. I'm taking pictures, doing the tourist thing. And this homeless lady, you know, a lot of homeless, a lot of homeless here, walks up to me and looks at me.

He goes, you transgendered? Oh, damn. And I'm like, welcome to L.A., bro. I don't know. I could be. I just walked away. I was, oh, man. You transgendered?

I was like, no. I mean, because you got a cute-ass face. Yeah, and that long hair. My booty popping in the singlet, though. Yeah, were you in that singlet walking down Santa Monica? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, from the back, black dudes going to walk up to you like, what's up, girl? You a CNA girl?

Gosh, man. Then you're going to turn around with the beard, and they're going to be like, goddamn, sorry. My bad. I wore a rip-it on Theo, but he was actually at his Netflix taping. Oh, in Nashville? I went to Nashville for the Netflix taping.

My first ever comedy show to go see. That's a good one to go to, man. It was beautiful. I got to meet a lot of the podcast community there. The guy next to me, he was talking, he was like, I love Theo, but I really like Burt Crasher.

And I'm like, okay. Did you meet Theo or no? No, I didn't get to. I went to the first of the two shows, and I figured he had a favorite. Yeah, he had to tape the second one, yeah. That's great. He was hoping some ladies would have recognized him. Oh, yeah.

Did you get recognized from the show? I was hoping. I was walking around. I was looking good. I was, you know, I was looking good. I had my new shirt on, the suit, you know. But if I did meet a...

If I met a nice Nashville girl, you know, I could have a little baby on the way. Stevie's line. Dude, you're going to get some now, though. You're going to get some

sliding your DMs now, man. Hopefully. You will. You will. For sure. Don't you think, Nick, some ladies come some ladies come out oh definitely we should start a dating segment with him for sure losing weight getting a girl have you had a girlfriend before yeah i've only had one long like one long-term girlfriend a couple years ago but what happened uh you know i was 17 and when you're 17 you think fucking the girl's the world, and it turns out not to be.

Yep. Let's go. I feel like there's more to that story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How much time we got? It's a lot. We'll close out with one King of the Sting. This might be an energy dropper after that, but we'll see what he says.

Hey, Theo. Hey, Brandon. Got a King of the Sting here. Zach, I'm from Michigan. Unfortunately, I'm a Lions fan. You know, my dad was a big Lions fan growing up, so I carried the tradition. And now I have kids of my own. And I just wanted to know if I should king it or sting it on making them Lions fans. Should I jump on another bandwagon right now? Or should I remain a Lions fan? He said, gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Tell him. I'm upstairs. I'm upstairs.

He's cute. I'm upstairs. I'm upstairs. Oh, he's saying gang, gang, buzz, buzz. So cute. Yeah, man, don't put that curse on them kids. Become a Packers fan, a Bears fan. Did he say he lived in Michigan? Did he say it? Yeah, but those kids don't put that curse on them kids. Become a Packers fan, a Bears fan. Did he say he lived in Michigan?

Did he say it? Yeah, but those kids don't need that curse. They suck. They're never good. Yeah, but I think they should stay Detroit fans. Stay loyal? Yeah, because it will happen. It happens for every franchise.

It's never happened for Detroit. But it will. It will. I bet you it does. I hope you're right. The kid's one years old. I mean, he got 18 years. But you don't want your one-year-old to grow up just cheering for losers all the time.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but they can go to the game. But they're always losing. So he's like, Dad, why don't we ever win? It's the experience of going to the game and being a part of that. For sure. You ever been to a game where your team wins all the time? Yeah.

So that basically does it. I didn't want to say this in the beginning, but there is some breaking sad news. Norm MacDonald passed away. What? What? Rest in peace. No fucking way. From what?

I haven't seen him. I'm just getting blown up. I saw him. When did this happen? I saw him probably right before COVID at the comedy store. Yeah. I didn't know he was a degenerate gambler. I saw him When did this happen? I saw him probably This morning? Right before COVID At the comedy store Yeah I didn't know he was A degenerate gambler

He was like telling me What things to bet on And shit I was like what? We don't know a lot of things About people that we know We don't know what's Going on in their lives

God that's such a shame But you know Well RIP to him He was a great performer Legend Just a legendary dude And Saturday Night Live

When he was on the News desk Legend They even had that Fun little show with him And Adam Egott. I love that. You know?

Right. My favorite podcast. It was Norm MacDonald Live. Favorite podcast of all time. Like, I might cry. They turned it into a Netflix show and shit. Yeah. Fucking.

And so, like, you know, our heart goes out to his family and all the fans and all the people that have, like, watched him, you know, throughout the years. He's been a legend for so long. And, you know, so we celebrate his life. And, you know, we were glad that we had the opportunity oh dude even have a conversation even though it was some terrible betting picks i still love the dude man you know what i'm saying he's a great legend legend man dude he would tell stories how like he'd get his check from saturday night live he'd go from new york to uh uh at uh atlantic city and he'd lose

it in a weekend. Hilarious. I've actually done that in Vegas. I play in a Vegas room, and I've lost whatever money I was going to make. But you play in blackjack and shit, right? No, I like to play craps. Oh, word. And then I find myself in the like – then I have to use that little card they give you

to go to the employee buffet, and I'm just in there like, what am I going to do? I'm going to lose all my money. I'll be at the Bud Light Event Center. That's right outside the arena where the Spurs play. It's not where the Spurs play. It's right outside it, literally connected to it. Bud Light Event Center in San Antonio, Texas. One show Friday, one show Saturday.

I got Derek Poston, Chappelle Lacey, our boy David Lucas, the squad's out there. My man, for you, if you want to come, I'll fly you out. You'll be with me in the green room. Yeah, I got you, man. For real? Yep. I'm going to put you at the Emma Hotel, fly you out. Oh, my God.

I would love that. You'll hang out with the crew. Yeah, you get the full experience, man. You're going to be in coach middle seat, though. But you come in. You're flying southwest. No, I got you. I got you.

That's great. And I'll be in Boston. Plan on it. That's Friday and Saturday. So if you want to come in just Friday or Saturday, we'll talk after the show. Okay. I got you, brother. Dope.

And we're going to try to hook them up to go to the Comedy Store tonight, too. Perfect. Yeah. Sweet. Eric Dates. Yeah. Boston, 23rd to the 25th. Laugh.

Laugh. Laugh. Boston. So check that out. Yeah. Stevie. September 24th. Austin, Texas for the Moon Tower Comedy Festival. Scissor Bros.

Yep. Scissor Bros. Love it, man. You should do 15 minutes in the beginning, Stevie. Do that act. That's how I start stand-up. We do live podcasts. I do 10 minutes at the top.

Is that how it happened? Yep. That's how I got into it. I remember burning in the early years. Tough. Tough. Not Louis C.K. 10,000 L's I got into it. I remember Brendan in the early years. Tough. Tough. Not Louis C.K. 10,000 L's tough, but tough. If you're bombing 10,000 in a row, this ain't for you.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But we love you guys. Theo, we miss you. My man, so goddamn proud of you. Keep crushing it. We'll see you in San Antonio. Love you guys.

Brendan and Theo, fighter in weight. I got to go in and go hard in the paint. I do not think. I am in flow. Black rifle coffee, I'm ready to go. I need a sponsor. This is it. Every song I hit like the great Bambino Brennan ate the queso and the quesoritos But everything's gonna be fine Hate on me, I do not mind Theo looking like the type of dude that got a pack of matches in his pockets at all times They sliding into my DMs A couple of you tried but couldn't beat him Quit playing like Nintendo DS

You don't want to smoke like Joey Diaz Meaning y'all edible Just got my eyebrows threaded and I'm feeling incredible Brennan's son hit me up He said it's too loud in the club Can you pick me up? King in the sting King in the sting

King in the sting Bee sting Rat king King in the sting King in the sting Got the bees in the trap Got the cheese on a string King in the sting King in the trap, got the cheese on a string King in a sting, king in a sting

King in a sting, bee sting, rat king King in a sting, king in a sting Got the bees in a trap, got the cheese on a string Ready? You ready? Yeah. Are you ready? Yes, sir. Let's get it on.

Oh, look at Stevie. Stevie still gots it. Stevie still got TV so good Ready, wait, one, two. Stevie still got this. Let's go, Stevie. CIF champ over here. You still got it, bro. You still got it.

That was a pretender series. You told you he'd fuck Bobby up.