The Golden Hour - Episode 144: Birds and the Bees

Episode Date: October 22, 2021

The gang talks Theo's new Netflix special out now! So go watch it now on Netflix! Also, the guys react to the viral "Island Boy" video along with all new Race My Case's and Relationship Advice submissions. They give parenting advice, talk more game shows and play an intense game of the first ever King and the Sting $25,000 Pyramid game and much more! Get your King and the Sting merch at katsmerch.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm going to go crazy. Please stop it. You didn't like it, Stevie? It was driving me crazy. I'm going to go crazy. Please stop it. You didn't like it, Stevie? It was driving me crazy. They're tough to look at. Oh, my God. They're tough to look at. I didn't believe. Dude.

Holy smokes. They're tough to look at, but it's a catchy tune. Oh, my God. If the... Dang, dang. Boom, boom. Back off my broccolini. Get your life together. It is. Don't touch me, bro. I'm not touching you, dude. Yeah, it sounds good, right?

Holy smokes. We look like we're flying. This is 102.3 KJLH. Smooth jazz. Smooth jazz. We're here on K-White from Tennessee. K-White, Tennessee. Did y'all like to say the N-word.

W-H-I-T-E. Los Angeles. Oh, Theo's laughing. Yeah, good to see a laugh out of him. Look at Theo with the shades on. Theo different, dog. Hell yeah. Your Netflix special blown up.

You're treating us different, man. Yeah, he's big time now. Big time. Mr. Big Time Netflix. Well, that. Yeah, he's big time now. Big time. Mr. Big time Netflix. Well, that's today, right? But it came on at midnight. That was yesterday. That was yesterday.

I thought it was the 19th. It just dropped? It just dropped. I watched it this morning at 6 a.m. That's what I'm saying. It was actually at midnight. It came on right there. First view right there.

I want to review. What'd you think? I want to review. Best special on Netflix. Best special on Netflix. Incredible. What's up, dog? You're like a mom. You have to say that. No, I want a review. Best special on Netflix. Best special on Netflix. Incredible. What's up, Doug? You're like a mom.

You have to say that. No, I'm telling you. He's like a mom, dude. Yeah. We got to see if we can get some different moms. I'm like a stepmom. If your mom looked like Bridget. I want the hot mom.

With the big tits? Nah, man. That ain't for you. How are you feeling with the special deal? Look at Eric, dude. What did you say, B? I said, how are you feeling with the special? You feel good about it?

It's always nerve wracking when you put yourself out there like that. Yeah. You know, I guess I have some different thoughts. I'm definitely excited about it. But then you also see what some of the you know like I don't know there's different I'm really excited I'm excited people get to see it that never got to come out to a comedy show

yeah yeah there's a lot of energy and hype around it kind of oh you come out like Bruce Buffer it's not the same I'm sorry I said you came out like Bruce Buffer announced your name he came out the cannon hot that opening scene he comes out hot.

I haven't watched it. I thought, I knew it was today, but I didn't realize I could have watched it. It's a hot hour. You'll burn your hands even on the back end of that thing. Can I say something before you even continue, Theo? You know, it's like, it's hard to, it's hard for us to compartmentalize our brains

sometimes. And I think that like, you know, you always have like a sort of business-y side of your brain that's always working. And I think sometimes you should turn that off and just enjoy the moment. It's like you did this thing. It's great. You have a lot of fans. You've come a long way.

So take a time to enjoy it. It's like an NFL team. Enjoy the win on Sunday. Don't look at the next move yeah and then wait till Monday or Tuesday to be like all right now let's go on to the next game but make sure you take some time right now just to enjoy it and stop because I know your brain is already thinking about okay there's critics there's this I got to get this many views I got to go this and that don't worry about all that just enjoy this W today and then you can worry about all that

businessy shit later that's's good advice. The other thing too is Netflix promoting them too. Yeah, big time. Yeah, man. When I turned on my Netflix this morning, boom he's top of the promo. Wow. Well, there it is right there. I just went to my Netflix on my phone. He's on the top, right? Boom. That's right

Netflix. It was shameful. That's because they know we're in the same room, bro. You go down and go to the bathroom and you won't even see me on your thing it'll be like ozarks or whatever i'm watching i like a lot of sci-fi stuff or black ozark whatever you watch there's bozarks i don't know what y'all do bro well look at eric eric's dressed like a uh broke back mentos i can't hear anything now uh he said you look like a broke back Mentos. I can't hear that joke. I can't hear anything now. He said you look like a broke back Mentos.

Oh, listen to him. What do you got? A jujitsu shirt on? No. Yeah, it's from a boy, Jack Shore. Tank Shore sent me this. Hell yeah. He looks like a NASCAR car.

Friend of the show, Jack. From across the pond, baby. Across the pond. Seven people reneged on their accounts once they saw you rocking that shirt doug bro we don't say reneged in here dude i think you do actually no well yeah you dropped the re yeah yeah i can't even believe they got i mean some of the stuff we gotta you know if you go to the sushi menu, if you had a sushi place, they got that one item on there.

I can't even order it anymore. What? What the hell's going on? Yeah, there's certain whiskey I can't order. That Japanese one that's spelled with N-I-K-K-A. I just go, what Japanese whiskey is that? He says, yeah, that one. Oh, gotcha.

I just point at it, dude. I just say, look look you know the one i want you know what i'm talking about the nidgeri i had a question how long in a comedian's career does it take you to get to that pinnacle moment of a special is like you got to do it 20 years took me two weeks two weeks took me two weeks on a Showtime special. And now I don't advise that. No, no, no. Are you being serious?

No, it's different now, Steve. It's a different world. This is my view on specials. Go ahead. Where Theo's level and get on Netflix, that's a big fucking deal. And it took him years and years and years. And Theo's one of the most gifted comics in the world. How many years are we talking about? She's been doing 20 fucking years something like that. 20 plus years now he's at

this pinnacle point. Yeah to get on Netflix where you know it's going to say Chappelle, Burr, Theo Segura, Joe Coy that's Theo's path and Theo's at that level. He's at that level he's at that level. Is that the pinnacle you can't get higher than that? No he's at yeah it's all down

from there. So he's like Elvis. He's the king. Yeah, but he's eating peanut butter sandwiches. He's going to die on the toilet. But for me... With 80 pounds of feces. But for me, it's about getting content. The game has changed where you want as much content as you can out possible.

So I don't view specials like maybe Theo does or Eric does. I view it as marketing. What? That's why it's so hard. Go ahead, Theo. Different folks is different. Different folks is different. You know, you might, you could do a tour if you wanted and say, look, I'm going on tour

and I'm going to do all my, you know, certain classic bits if they have it or. That's why they're there to see. Yeah. Some people might want to come and see something specific. It's definitely better live, no matter what it is. I don't know. I'm probably doing I would say 25%

is the old stuff and 75% is new stuff. Because he just shot it. It's tough to have a whole new hour. How long does it take to get another hour once your stuff's out there? Years. How do you guys do it?

How do you do that, Eric? That's why the game's so goddamn tough. Eric, how do you come up with new stuff? Well, I'm always thinking about new stuff. I mean, it just depends on... It really depends on the comic. How long you've been doing it or if you trust your point of view. I mean, look at Chappelle. He came out with seven specials in three years or whatever it is.

So you know what I mean? So it just depends on the comic, what you want to talk about, how you talk about it. If you understand your point of view, then you can talk about anything because people are going to get that thing. Theo's got that thing where, you know, so if you have a subject, his audience is going to be like, oh, I can't wait to hear what Theo's going to say about this. And they have an idea of how it's going to go. And his viewpoint on whatever it is. It's unique. Theo's the most unique. It wasn't worth it. Chappelle got that money, though.

Yeah. So he's got the X-Factor. All the money they gave him. You saw how they released that info? He got $23 million. I'll say this. Black people, if y'all are out there, if y'all want reparations still, see Dave. Maybe he got the cash. I'll tell you that. He's so stupid. Based on what I got paid from those people, if y'all are out there, if y'all want reparations still, see Dave. Maybe he got the cash. I'll tell you that.

He's so stupid. Based on what I got paid from those people, the game has changed. Bro, Theo's a bit in his special about Quiznos. I was laughing. 5.45 a.m., I woke up with my son, the other little one still sleeping. I was laughing so hard at this Quizno bit. It woke my son the other little one's still sleeping i was laughing so hard it was no bit it woke my son up and then his bit about when he he wants to get uh uh funding for for college and he's a white guy bro it's fuck it's fantastic i loved it the black face baby thank you bro i appreciate it man thanks for the support dude even if i don't think you've been, you look like you've been doing steroids fucking made by Yerba Mate,

but thanks for the nice words, man. I'm excited about it and I appreciate you guys asking about it. Let's get into it. Here's the first King of the Sting. Cause I'm an island boy. Cause I'm an island boy. What up everybody? I got a King of the Sting up for you. Island boy. Cause I'm an island boy. What up, everybody? I got a King of the Sing it for you.

Island boy. Because I'm an island boy. I'm trying to be an island boy. It's the newest song that's hitting the nation. It's a fucking bop. King of the Sing it. Gang gang bust nuts. King the song, sting the way they look.

Have you seen these dudes? No, I don't know what you guys are talking about. I'm an island boy. What is this? I've seen these two in Florida. They're definitely Florida material. Really? Wait till you see them.

Are they Hawaiian? No. That's a Hawaiian song. Island boy. That's Hawaiian. Wait till you see them. They are not Hawaiian. No, they're Hawaiian.

They're from another planet. No, they're Hawaiian. They look like Jamaican hitchhikers kind of no they look like jamaican takashi 69s that's what they look like i'm out on white boys with dreads i'm out i don't think they're white oh there you go okay i'm an island boy and i've been trying to make oh i'm an island boy Island boy I'm just island boy I'm just island boy I'ma get key white grind

You're gonna keep that gun I'll be just staring at the sun I'm just a fool gazing I'm like, well, poor way I'm staying They're like, you wanna be famous I'm trying to be out there There's European people, Eric. Oh, boy.

They got a real damn topic I'm like, down on right. Let's play that. Hold blank. This is what you wanted, huh? We got it. We got it. Okay, we got it. We got it.

We understand it. We understand it. We understand it. We get it. We get it. Dude, I'm going to go crazy. Please stop it. You didn't like it, Stevie?

I enjoyed it. That was driving me crazy. They're tough to look at. Oh, my God. They're tough to look at. Dude, holy smokes. They're tough to look at, but it's to look at. Oh, my God. They're tough to look at. I ain't boy. I ain't a dude. Holy smokes. They're tough to look at, but it's a catchy tune. Oh, my God.

If Theo's special doesn't work out, this is Theo's next move. Theo already tried this. I'm a Nashville boy. You think that's Hawaiian? What kind of style is that? Is that Jamaican, Hawaiian? What is that? Couldn't tell you.

Never heard that sound. That's their own thing. And it is fire. This is cultural appropriation, I feel like. I feel like, unlike Suicide Boys, this should just be suicide. These dudes,

unbelievable, bro. This is what happens when y'all want to change the freaking education system you know what i'm saying wait who are you talking about change the educational system point this out who are you talking about you got these white ass freddie douglas's out here they don't know shit that's what you got in this pool right here i don't i really don't know what this i feel like an old man yeah i'm old i don't know what I feel like an old man when I look at this I don't know what's going on I have no idea

this is just this reminds me of that little girl who was on like Dr. Phil and she was yelling at her mom and she was yelling

at her parent her mom and she became a rapper bad baby oh what's her name oh baby bab these guys remind me of that catch me outside girl

yeah I'll see you outside. So what I'm saying is it's the same kind of thing. You kind of hate listening to this. So they're going to blow up. Look, we're talking about it on our podcast. I enjoyed it. You like to hate watch stuff?

I'm not going to listen to it in my goddamn car. You like the downfall of society? Yeah. So that's a King it and two Sting it's. And Theo? Sting the way they look. King the way they sing. I would like to see both of these dudes fight Nick Diaz.

That's what I would like. And I think he would do it. I don't know, man. I don't know what's going on here. I feel like this is a side effect of something that's happening in society i think we're gonna start seeing more of it but no that's what happened when mom when moms vape and have babies man that's the side effect yeah that's that great vape right there they're already tatted they're like 16 years old they're already tattooed on

the chest and you're right they were raised by their mother their dad died when they were five and uh one of them was asked if asked if he wanted to be a rapper. He's like, no, I never wanted to be a rapper growing up. I just wanted to be lit. And he's achieved his dream. Fire answer. Yeah, I'd love to see their report cards. You're assuming they're in school.

And they don't have report cards anymore, man. They're doing away with those. You saw that in Louisiana. They just made a law. No more grades. It makes kids feel bad. That's why I give my kid his own grades. F. Keep them humble, you know.

F for fine as hell. That little one, I know that. So that's a sting? Yeah. I think we need to bring this back. Here's what I want to know. What is the peak of these guys' I think we need to bring this back out. Here's what I want to know. But I've got a question for the group. What is the peak of these guys' career?

Potential. You're looking at it. You're looking at it. No, I totally disagree. They could do a hit single. That could be their hit single. I think if they collab with Takashi69. Dude, they would blow up. I would love that.

If they collab with Takashi69 and show it to my dad, and he just has a brain aneurysm. And they just start telling on people. Yeah. They just start snitching. Just one song. No, no, here's the thing. All it takes is like some record exec,

some money-grubbing record exec is going to see that and be like, oh, get them. Yeah. And then they find some producer who's got some tracks and they just let them, it's like Milli Vanilli, man.

Yep. You know, they're just going to have them do their thing and then the next thing you know we're going to be like, and all people will keep saying is, why are these guys famous? Why are these guys famous?

And the millions and millions are listening. And it don't even matter, man. Say less. I'm about to sign the Thick Boy Records. I already got little brows. I'll clob them in little brows.

You might have to fight Kodak Black just reached out to him. Motherfucker. And he has the same haircut. He has the same haircut. Oh, so he sees the potential. Yeah. No, no, people see the dollar haircut. What? He has the same haircut. Oh, so he sees the potential. Yeah. No, no.

People see the dollar signs. I'm a Nashville boy. I'm a Nashville boy. A little music video. I'm a hitchhiking boy. What kind of boy are you, Stevie? You say it. Well, they're calling us, me and Eric, soy boy.

I'm a soy boy. I don't know what that means, though. I don't know what a soy boy is. A soy boy is, so I said no soy boys at my comedy shows. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So a soy boy is someone that lacks masculinity. Like someone who's real soft. Like woke, soft.

Got the tits coming in. So that's me. I'm a soy boy. You're not a soy boy. You're far from it. You're a sesame boy. I'm a sesame boy. I'm a teraki boy.

Because they call Erica soy boy too. Skim a little. I'm a sesame boy I'm a teriyaki boy Cause they called Erica soy boy too Skittin' a little I'm an eel sauce boy Little bitch who can't handle Even the slightest amount of pressure That's not true man That was pressure when I When I took down George

Who called you a soy boy? You online? On my DMs I keep calling you a soy boy I'm an eel sauce boy I'm an eel sauce boy. I'm an eel sauce boy. He said eel sauce. I don't know if we caught that. You just know the 2% of

King of the Sting troll fans, that 2%, they're just the loudest. Don't worry, but don't listen to him. Stay out of there, Stevie. It's not going to do you any good. I post, I get out. You out of there, Stevie. It's not going to do you any good. Well, just stay out? Yeah. I post, I get out.

You're still growing, Stevie. You're still growing, Stevie. I wouldn't really put a lot of rules on yourself at this age. At this age? Yeah, man. I'm older than all you guys. But you look the youngest. I'm like Yoda.

You look younger. Yeah. I'm old. But in Korean years, man, you guys, you're like a damn turtle, bro. Think about that. They'll bust you open and find 70, 80, 200 rings inside of your body, bro. I'm a Korean boy. Yeah, Koreans, they look young until then they turn into like, you know.

It's like Cinderella. Yeah, it's like it goes to like Cinderella. You put them on a key chain at the end. You put them on a key chain. Oh, they still card me. I get carded. Oh yeah.

You look young as fuck, man. Yeah. My show's like, how old is Stevie? I'm like, how do you think he is? Like 26,

27, like try 47. How do you know my exact age? I don't know. I just assume. Can we, I don't want to say a joint funeral, bro.

I don't want to say Stevie and Eric Y'all should have a joint funeral bro Theo act like he's 32 He looks young though too Doesn't he? Yeah it's the hair It's that Patrick Swayze wig Yeah

You look young You know Theo like three years away From having to die that Yeah You know what I mean? What else you got Nick? This guy's I'm my illusos boy This guy's got a relationship advice question for us.

And I don't know. He might be in some trouble. Stevie, that dude from Workaholics. I got a relationship advice for you. Let me know what you think. I've been dating this girl for about two months. Well, then you can roast him because I think he's in trouble. Yeah, let's see.

She had told me that the ex-boyfriend was kind of in the picture, they had a shared apartment together that he had moved out of, but he would come over sometimes to do laundry because he was still technically paying for it. Yeah, laundry. And so it was a little messy, but she told me it was over. They were just kind of involved in some day-to-day type things that had been going on for a while.

And so I kind of took her word on it. But then the other day she hits me that she has to go to a wedding with him in Chicago. We're in L.A. And we have to cancel our plans to go see the great Tim Dillon together live, which makes it even worse. But she claims she just feels obliged to go because she had already committed to going before they broke up. And now she's on a plane, to be fair, a separate plane than him,

but to go to the wedding with her ex-boyfriend in Chicago. What are we doing? She claimed it's over. She's just doing it because she was already committed to going, but I'm not really sure. So what do you guys think? Get out of there, dude. This sounds like a catfish. Not a bigfish. Yeah.

You know what I mean? They're not a big deal. Yeah. Get out. Get out. Can I take this one? Can I just throw this to him? Of course.

Get out. I'm taking this one. He's washing his whites, doing the colors, and getting his dick sucked, my man. Yeah. Yeah. When you break up with somebody, you break up with them. Like, you don't have a shared apartment. Because first of all, it sounds like she ain't shit either.

If she got an apartment, like, what's going on with their apartment that the ex-boyfriend's still paying for it like it's time for you to get like yeah you know sever that relationship so if you still got a a good enough relationship with somebody that you still you know sharing bills and he's still coming over to you know so does he knocking on the door or is he just walking right in he's walking right in is she doing the laundry or is he doing a lot is he picking the laundry up you know what i'm saying like it sounds like that relationship isn't over yet and and he knows don't be an idiot like you well you have to trust your instincts if you feel like something's up something's up oh bro he's dropping more than one load off in that apartment.

You feel me? Right, right. So what do you suggest? Just get out? Just get out. Just get out. No, no, I don't think I think you got to stay in these days, man. You got to stay in.

You got to let them fight. At this point, everything is coming to battles. Yeah, you got people fist fighting everybody. People's stepmothers are out there fist fighting on TikTok. Big Tiffany, Lil Ernestine, everybody fight. So I think you got to let these broads, let them

catch them, videotape them, catch them. It's a cheater situation. You got to create, yeah, make controversy. Get a hype tape or something. So Theo, should he fight Homeboy, come over, do his laundry? Try and get the stain out of the white tee. I would get some footage of them. Yeah.

I would put it out on TikTok, sell 30, 40 tickets, do it over Zoom. Wait, first of all, can I tell you something? I ain't mad at the dude coming over to do his laundry. He's being allowed to come over and do his laundry. Like, you call your ex and you go, hey, can I come over and do laundry? A real ex would be like, get the fuck out of here. Come over and do his laundry. Like you call your ex and you go, hey, can I come over and do laundry? A real ex would be like, get the fuck out of here. Come over and do no laundry.

And then the fact that he's still paying. The fact that like it's like that ain't on him. She's fucking him. That ain't on him. I'm a betting man. Like this guy right here should be like, yo, I'm uncomfortable with this situation. Oh, it's minus 6,000. She's still sucking his dick. So you guys have boundaries.

Yeah. Thank you, Steve. Boundaries. If you want the boundaries. this dude don't want them. This dude's smiling. He got nice skin. He's doing fine. I totally agree.

Call me when you got a cigarette burn. Call me when one of your walls is missing in your house. He's a handsome guy. He can get another girl. First of all, let me tell you something. My lady ain't going to a wedding with her ex. Hell no. Well, how would you handle that? How would you handle that? She ain't going to a wedding with her ex. Hell no. Well, how would you handle that?

How would you handle that? She ain't going. First of all, I wouldn't be in this situation. It wouldn't be a conversation. Yeah. My girl wouldn't be like, hey, do you mind? Like, who's still coming over to do laundry? How would you say that to them?

Like, in a rational, calm manner. Oh, there's nothing rational about it. Bitch, you out of your mind. You grab her elbow. Do I look like a sore boy? So you would hold her elbow? You hold her elbow. Like, yo.

And say, no, that's not happening. He ain't doing the laundry. It's just, first of all, it wouldn't have got to that point. No, that's just a lack of respect. First of all, we need to go back in this situation. There was a point where they got together and the dude was already still there. So that's what I'm saying. The other guy is just kind of like, oh, you in a new relationship?

Cool, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to do my thing. You do yours. You don't have to pay rent here. She never got out of that. She never distangled herself from her ex that's messy i'm with theo i'm with theo i'd film that bitch when he get dropped his dirty laundry how do you do that security camera no i get on my cell phone i go through his dirty undies he got skid marks and

shit i'm blasting that on tiktok what you, Stevie, you hook a GoPro probably to... I would do like a fake knee injury, knee brace, GoPro on the side of it. Or I would do... GoPro in the laundry basket or in the dryer. He opens the dryer, she opens it.

You got to get that POV. I like it. That's that porno POV. You need the evidence. Then you flash it to her. But there's no evidence. He already has the evidence. He had tickets to go someplace with his girl and his girl was like, hey, we got to cancel that. I actually

have to get on a flight and go hang out with my ex. And they're going to stay in the same room. I've seen way too much. First 48. This is being too soft, man. Yeah, here's what he wants. That's soy boy. That's soy boy stuff. That's a soy boy tendency. Holy

smokes. Yeah, that's it. How would you handle it? You think case closed? Done, done and done. Boom. Done, done and done. You're going back home to that black ass. What's up, girl? Back by popular man. We got some more race. My case is brought to us by... This is Eric from 60 years ago right here.

60? So I was bald 60 years ago? Then I grew hair? Is that where this is going? Rogaine, baby, Rogaine. I was just saying things is changing, bro. He's bringing us more Race My Cases.

What up, King and his team crew judge justin is fucking back let's go alright guys I got a funny one for you guys today a man in Arkansas was arrested for indecent exposure after police rolled into a neighborhood after getting a call about a dude we'll get on to

why they got a call the guy was seen walking down the street doing a couple of odd things About a dude. We'll get on to why they got a call. The guy was seen walking down the street doing a couple of odd things. So when police rolled up on him, they questioned him. Hey, man, what are you doing down here? He said nothing much. You know, I just walking around the neighborhood. Just, you know, walking around the neighborhood is what he said.

Loitering. They asked him, you know, why did we get a call down here about you possibly exposing yourself? He said, well, I saw a dog using the bathroom. That's the excuse he gave him. Doing naked carpeting. They pressed him a little bit more on the situation. I've seen that. Yep. They found out the dude ended up seeing a dog that wasn't even his take a piss on somebody's lawn and decided, you know what?

I want to mark my spot in this neighborhood, too. And pulled his pants out, pulled his dick out, and decided to try to pee. He told the cops, hey, I pulled my dick out. I tried to pee, but nothing came out. So I just took the loss and kept it moving. Race my case, boys. We're guys coming through the neighborhood and trying to pull out that old cocker spaniel. I wish I knew how big that dick was, Jay, to be honest.

It's probably pretty big. That'd make this a lot easier. Well, yeah. And is the guy on drugs? What part of the... Oh, he's on drugs. And what's his story? Was that a book report, Justin?

I don't even understand what happened in the story. I don't either. The guy was loitering in the neighborhood. The cops pulled out. Someone saw him pull his dick out. Well, after the dog took a piss. Because he said said the dog was taking piss why can't i exactly oh yeah i think that's fair man i think if a dog can do it you should be able to do it yeah take a dog

um well you can't eat someone's in public though theo yeah you could i've seen it on a lot of Stevie's, I'm sure, private stock films, you could. Stevie, what race? You go first. What do you mean, what race? What colors the guy that had his dick out? Oh, he was a white guy. I'm going to go with black. Arkansas.

The cops came just because he was roaming around. It wasn't an Asian guy. I guarantee you that. The cops just came. It was not an Asian. Not Asian. The dick needed to be pulled out, and then the cops came. It wasn't an Asian guy. I guarantee that. The cop just came. It was not an Asian. Not Asian. The dick needed to be pulled out and then the cops came.

So it's a white guy. I'm going to say, I'm going to go black guy. Theo? White guy. I don't, I've never even heard of an Asian in Arkansas. I believe.

Fair point. I'm going to go. This sounds like such a white thing, but I'm going to go black. Too black, too white. Too black, too white. Too black, too white. What do we got, Nick? He was.

Black guy. I'm surprised that they didn't call him first. They didn't come get him. And that's Willie that used to work at the comedy store. Remember him? You know, I don't know what name. No, no, no. That's Doc.

He's a Doc. That's Doc. That used to work at the comedy store. What's his name? Doc? Doc. Yeah, I'm staying away from this. Doc Willis.

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But let me get into what she was doing. This lady was having crazy sex parties, crazy sex parties for her kids. I believe a 14-year-old and a 15-year-old, two of her sons. And she would invite all of their friends over and they would just drink alcohol and she would encourage them to have sex with the two girls that showed up. So imagine the real sausage fest that was. Real gangbang. But anyway, some of the kids spent the night.

Some reports say that they got so drunk there that they were forced to go home and kind of tell their parents what was going on. And then after that, the lady would harass the parents. All this was going on in California. The lady knew that police were catching up to her. So her ass fled to Idaho. And guess what this Idaho potato did? This bitch started having more parties. Farmhouse parties. I'm just joking. I don't know about that one. But nonetheless, she still had parties out there, was encouraging the same kind of behavior with her sons. The sheriff's office basically said that her sons were in danger, and they arrested her. And this lady's going to be facing some charges.

She has a house in California worth $4.2 million. I don't know why that's viable information. Idaho? Just throw that out there. She had to blend in in Idaho. So she got to be lying. Tried to lay low in Idaho. All kinds of crazy shit.

Race my K's, boys. White. White. Anybody not saying white? White. Theo? I'm going to go white. White, white, white.

It was Doc Willis? She's a white woman, obviously. Oh, there she is. Sandra O'Connor, so Irish probably So what was the context? How did these parties go? Well, she would organize them there in high school Steve's saying it like

How can I get an invite? How far is that from here? She's the best wing woman her son will ever have Yeah, she can do some hard time Oh, so there are older women there No, no, no. They were all teenagers. That would be different. Like, imagine if she was inviting her friends from book club

to fuck her son. That would be completely different. But this is just, that would be bad too. I've seen a porno like that. But this is just ridiculous. Like, I just find that ridiculous. It's like, you want to like, if you have kids, you just want to go like, I don't want,

so you don't want your kids going to anybody's house. Hell no. You know? Because you don't know what's going on over there. You don't know their rules at that house, I don't want you. So you don't want your kids going to anybody's house. Hell no. You know, because you don't know what's going on over there. You don't know their rules at that house. I don't trust them. Stevie, how would you handle it, Stevie? I would talk to my mom and I would say, Mom, this is not good parenting.

And you're naked. You're doing blowjobs. No, no, no, no, no. I wouldn't be naked. I wouldn't be naked. So when you were a kid, you would have said that, but then your dad would have been like, shut up, soy boy. Easy there. Easy.

You know what I mean? Easy with that. I would say, mom, this is not right. And I'd take my brother and I would just- But what are you wearing when you say this? You're just in your righty tights. I would be clothed. I would be clothed.

The hell you would be. What do you mean? These are naked parties? Yeah. You're one of the kids at the sex thing. No, but he wouldn't be talking to his mom naked. He wouldn't come in the house like, Mom, guess what I just got finished doing at my friend's house.

So everyone in the house is naked. Yeah, it's a gangbang, dude. It's a gangbang. Of high school kids. I wouldn't let it get to that point. I swear to God, I wouldn't let it get to that point. Right, Chin? Right.

I remember. Would you be like a referee? No, I'd just leave the house. You wouldn't film it or nothing? Yeah, I would have my clothes on, I'd just leave the house. You wouldn't film it or nothing? Yeah, I would have my clothes on, and I would just leave the house. Good for you. Better man than me. Yeah.

Wow. So at 15, you would have came in. Don't push it. Don't push the issue, though. I'm just saying. You know what? You would have just. We're painting the picture.

Yeah, we're painting the picture for you. I gave you my answer. You're pushing the issue. Okay. You are pushing him. You're pushing the issue. Yeah, well, what i'm seeing is another question what i don't believe steve's answer you know what i mean here's a question i have for you stevie say

you're the parent okay you're the mom or the uh trans dad or trans mom yeah and they come in and they say hey uh and your kids come in they say hey ste hey, Stevie, mom, Stevie, we're tired of doing all the sex. We're tired of all of this. What do you do? As a mom? As their mom? Yeah, you're that lady that's throwing the parties, and you're letting your two 15-year-olds.

I respect their decision. I'd be like, all right, fine. I'll take this party elsewhere. Boom. This actually leads into our next debate club. It's about some uh he's looking for some advice how to parent hey guys it's aaron out of indiana wanted your opinion on something so growing up my parents kept me in the dark a lot on things like sex and drugs didn't work at

all though because i absolutely love sluts and i did a lot of drugs thankfully not anymore i have two kids now though though, and I believe that they need to know about these kind of things when they're younger so they can grow up knowing what's going on around them. They don't make the same mistakes I made. What's your opinion? What would you do? I love this show, guys.

I watch it every day at work. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. Peace out, boys. Gang, gang, baby. Hit it, Brendan. You can win with kids. Go ahead, Brendan. Yeah, I'm with him. I grew up being pretty exposed to everything. Cussing, sex, dark shit.

Moon pies. Yep, moon pies. Drugs. Twinkies. Nah, not drugs. Sports kept me out of drugs. Glucose. I was aware of it.

Yeah. Josta beverages. Short books. Yep. I'll let my kid watch damn near anything unless it's scary because then he won't sleep but you know obviously not sexy and stuff like that but when you get to a certain age i definitely want to have to talk with them well i think you don't want to make it weird i think that what this guy's talking about is like at what point do you talk about these things and how do you talk about, or you just keep your kids away from it.

And I'm of the belief and I used to work with kids myself. So I understand like they're going to do things. So it's like, I think it's about giving them the tools to be able to handle these situations and process, you know, and process. Like,

so for instance, like, you know, it's like if a high school party, you want to tell your daughters, especially your daughters, like, Hey,

don't drink alone. Like if, if you're going to go do these things, make sure you know the people don't take your daughters like hey don't drink alone like if if you're gonna go do these things make sure you know the people don't take drugs from someone you don't know don't drink at a place where you don't know the people you don't feel safe you gotta have a buddy daughter's goldilocks dude who's wandering into somebody's house drinking at a place they don't even know anybody you'd be surprised man there's a whole documentary on netflix about this about these young girls who ended up getting raped at these parties. Goddamn.

And not being believed. You know what I mean? All I'm saying is don't put yourself in a situation that you don't know what's going on. But, dude, you go to parties all the time. When you're in high school, someone's like, hey, we're going to go to so-and-so's party. You think it's cool when you're there. And while you're there, the people are like, hey, we're drinking. You want a drink?

It's like I'm just saying give them the tools to make sure that they're careful make you know you're not gonna stop them from doing that's why i was gonna say you gotta be realistic yeah be realistic you gotta be realistic so give them the tools to survive what's the age you talk give them this talk what's the age i think it's like early teens man early it's like eighth grade dude yeah even they're about to enter high school exactly eighth grade i think they're about to be around other people i think once they're about to be around other people. I think once they're about to be around other people, that's when it's time to be like, hey, these kind of things happen.

Because you don't know what's going on. Look, for instance, your kid could be going to school with that other kid whose mom is having sex parties. Correct. So you don't know what's going on. That kid's coming back and being like, oh, I did this, this, and this. So let me give you an example. Again, I used to work at a school.

So it's like, when you have a kid and you're one of these people that's like i don't want my kid to have a cell phone and then you know what i mean and stuff and then they go to school and all the kids get cell phones you setting them up to be like well why am i different from everybody else and all that stuff so it's about i think it's about religious stuff i think it's about talking about the religious i think it's about religious stuff. I think it's about talking about the religious. I think it's about talking about things. It's like cussing. Like my grandma was British as fuck. So they cussed all the time. So they didn't like hide me from the cussing.

I just knew when to do it and when not to. So that's what I do with my son. Like I cuss. I have a whole bit. I cuss, man. He'll like throw some words here and there, but never in school, never around his grandma. I'm like, if you're around your friends, you can use whatever language you want, really. But if you're around people you respect, you can't talk like this.

But what you're talking about right now is like, that's the parent. Responsibility. Let me ask you a question. What if your son, when he's in high school, right? Like sophomore, junior year. Yep. And he goes, dad, we want to drink and party. Yeah. Get a couple beers.

Yeah. Would you allow him to do that if it was, if you had supervised the whole, like they drank at home? It's a tough question. You know what I'm saying? Like, hey, Dad,

we'll leave the kitchen. Because you don't want to be that cool dad who's like, hey, I'll buy the beers. Come over. No, because that happened. You know what this is about too, though? It's about like knowing your, knowing the kid's friend's parents.

Correct. It's about a community thing. So you would tell their parents, say, I'm going to get a keg. We're going to put it in the garage. A keg? You just went from a couple of beers to like, should they get some hookers Tuesday? No, no, no.

But they want to drink beers with their homies, with their friends, with their friends. No, I know. They want to drink beer. No, I'm with you. But then at your home, they're safe. That's a tough situation. You can't do this

if one of the parents is like, what are you doing? Because they're right. I understand if it's your family, your cousins. Go ahead, Theo. We can't see you, but go ahead. I'm a green cube, but I'm still a human. Okay? I've always been thought as a green cube.

You're just an S. Oh, sorry. From here, it just looks like a green cube. You're just a blue S. Yeah, you're You're a square. I want to admit something, you guys. I'm a blue S, dude. I've never come out and said it before, but I want to say it now. I'm a blue S.

I think if you have the kids over to the house and you get a keg or a pony keg, I think Stevie is the place to start one of them baby kegs, you know? The mini kegs. I think it's okay if the kids drink at the house under adult supervision. I just don't think you should let them drive home

unless you breathalyze the kids. Fair point. Right. So you have to have a breathalyzer at home? That makes the party fun, a breathalyzer. They're just going to be like, who's the drunkest? That's what it's about.

You know what? It's a nuanced conversation because there's one side where you go, you know, you can't do this. And then there's the other side where you're just like, if they're going to do it, I want to be the one in charge of it yeah well my dad did because he knew i was going to drink when i was going to high school and you know i wanted to get a scholarship

to play division one sports and he's like you can do whatever your friends are doing they're fucking around do that but the people you respect don't do that they're focused on this thing so you can do that and have fun but you're not going to get here it's up to you go ahead and do that. They're focused on this thing. So you can do that and have fun, but you're not going to get here. It's up to you. Go ahead and do that. And I never did it. You know what? It's about choices. I never did it.

It's about presenting choices and responsibility. I never touched it until really I got out of college. Until I got into stand-up, I never started drinking. Good for you. Really? Never. Come on. I want to get places.

Really? I never. I still don't drink to this day. I'd steal my dad's beers. Yeah. In the garage, we had a a fridge I would just take his Miller Lights and yeah me and Stevie almost overdosed you little pussies

y'all need to step it up you know what I'm saying I got a question for you there I have so many things to say go ahead hey Stevie your kid comes to you boy I'll fucking tickle you, boy. Should I do it for you? Your kid comes to you and ask you. It's time. He says, Daddy, I'm getting, you know, I'm getting some my pants is getting hard.

I'm seeing titty on girls. How do you what do you teach him? What do you tell him? You got you got 30 seconds. Give your kid the talk. Go. I would teach him first how you tell him you got 30 you got 30 seconds give your kid the talk go well i would teach him first how to masturbate um i would say if you're getting those feelings and then oh i'd take him to the hustler store wait i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry guys i'd take him to the hustler store let me finish i want to know how he's going to teach him we want to roll back to that oh i could teach you can we button that oh i need to know how he's going to teach believe that button that oh i need to know how he's gonna teach him believe that i don't stamp that so it's his son it's my son okay but you're my son that's how you do it and you lead by example he would sit next to me and i go um hey uh uh let's say his name's brian i go hey brian so

take off yeah all right sit over there. I'll sit over here and then maybe put on like a movie. What do you mean, dude? No, keep going. Let him have his let him have it. It's his son. So I would say this is a flashlight and I would teach him how to lube it. And I would say this. And then I would say, hey, son, this is how you

do it. And then that what I like is in Steve's house, he's going to have like a cabinet that's gonna open up like oh i thought you'd never be like your son you ready for the gold one you know because that way you're gonna keep him out of trouble if you throw one it'll be like you're gonna keep him like a weapons room and then he won't like no pregnancies and then he'll learn how to bust nuts okay safe safe Safe, safe, and more safe. You got a nun chucking him in that little teabag, dog.

You got a nun chucking him in that little teabag, boy. Okay, let's do this, though. Let's say, though, you're sitting there with your son and, you know, you're ready to get the flashlight. You look over and his dick is just way bigger than yours. Wait, wait. Hey, cut that out. No, no, no.

No, no, no. Cut that part out. His dick is just huge. No, no no no no cut that part out cut that part out and he looks at you and he goes dad how are you gonna teach me no no no I have fear that you caused me to be fearful that's when I guess I kill myself

I can't wait to hear Theo's kid when he asks Theo questions you kill yourself in the appropriate forest or whatever dude go back to your roots kill myself. I can't wait to hear Theo's kid when he asks Theo's questions. And that's how they do it. You kill yourself in the appropriate forest or whatever, dude. Go back to your roots, dude. Like a freaking boss, you know what I'm saying? Give me some. So if his penis... Pound it, Doug. On the side of the TV.

If his penis is three inches and my penis is like a Vienna sausage like this. I'd be so depressed. I don't know. You say pounded, Doug. Boom. There it is.

So that would be a deep depression I'd fall in. Okay. Deep depression. Okay, Brent. Okay. So your son is deceased now and you're in prison. Stevie, your son is deceased. You're in prison.

Yeah, you're going to wait 10 to 15. Brendan, your son comes home. He throws off his gi. He's got oil all over his body okay how do you teach him about sex you got 30 seconds to talk to him how old is he

your kid I don't know when was he born he's 5 dude I'd be so disturbed if he was all oiled up and he's in prison he just bought 4 Porsches like his dad he's got 4 Porsches being delivered outside. Oh, I got one for you too, Brendan. You're running out of time. I got another one

for you, Brendan. Answer Theo's first. Answer Theo's. There's no question I would drive down to that fucking jiu-jitsu gym whoever oiled him up and beat the shit out of everybody. What do you got, Stevie? So your son, when he's 13 years old, he goes, hey dad, what's one of your son's names? Tiger of Boston.

Okay, hey, it's Tiger,'s one of your son's names tiger boston okay hey it's tiger right whatever yeah hey dad i found this weed um do you mind if i roll a joint and i'll just smoke it in the backyard and he's never done it before yeah he's 13 yeah i'd say the same thing my dad did like you can do that you can get really sick you can do that but what you because he's really into sports he loves like tom br Brady and LeBron James. And I'll tell him, those guys aren't doing that. So you can do that and be like. But the Diaz brothers did it.

They train like that, right? When they're high, they. Sure. Triathlon. Sure. I don't want my kid to be the Diaz brothers. But that's what they say to you. But your kid says to you, but I want to be like the Diaz brothers.

Well, if my kid goes, I'm an island boy. I'd be like, God damn, dude. I failed as a parent. I still have the visual of Brendan have his kid in his hand, and he goes down to the gym, and he's like, who oiled up my son? Who in the hell oiled up my son? You know? And they're just like, that's the scene i want to see play out

who been oiling up my boy hell yeah dude and look it's all it's a big bellator backstory is what it ends up becoming okay eric your turn 30 seconds your son comes up to you he doesn't know he's probably could be trans he could be a piano player we don't know you don't know those are the choices trans or piano player got it got it go uh and he comes up and he said dad there's something i don't know what's going on i feel like i may be ovulating i might have an erection and i've been looking at porn. What do you tell them? Drug porn.

This is natural. You know, your bodies react to the opposite sex or sometimes the same sex. And it's a natural feeling that you have. And, you know, go explore that. That's your honest answer. Yeah. You don't want to make your kid feel weird about anything. You guys got 22 seconds to go.

You know what I mean? Play catch. Do you take him to a park or something? Do you guys make it like a, not a bomb, but like a thing where, you know, a lot of, in native cultures, and you know this, probably some of you guys, maybe Stevie, maybe. I'm full of patchy, Doug. Nobody else, but yeah.

Brennan said he's a patchy, but. Where sometimes the father of someone will go into the woods and they'll teach the kid. They'll beat one of his teeth out with a little thing and then he'll ejaculate or whatever and then he comes back a man. That's a weird indigenous. That's insane what you just said.

This is where Theo's from. His dad took him from the trailer. That's that New Orleans shit, man. And by woods he meant the back of the trailer park. You know what I mean? Right by the shared barbecue pit. And the Shell's gas station. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nicholas, Google teeth. Father knocks out teeth for... I Googled right of passage loose tooth. What? He's not lying? I knew it was rooted in some sort of truth. It's called the tooth fair, you sick fuck. Right of passage.

Look, we made it a lot easier, and we made it gay friendly by calling it that. This was the real boys. They went into the woods, and they would ejaculate and knock out the tooth. I don't know. Theo, didn't you loot? You don't know. That's insane. Okay, and you're standing next to your son,

and both of you guys have oil all over your bodies, and you're yelling at people at an open mat. Turn red doors. Wait, when did we get oiled up in the story? Everybody oiled up. How is everyone oiled up? In Theo's story, everybody's oily. You know what I mean?

They're either trans or piano players, and they're oily. But oily but you gotta take theo's advice with a grain of salt he lost his virginity and he was getting rocks thrown at him you feel me what really yeah yeah yeah yes sir at a bowling alley behind a bowling alley tiffany lane shout out tiffany lane's bowling alley still open new carpet they just put on the sign out front is that brought brought to you by Theo Vaughn? Like his pictures inside the bowling alley? Oh, it should. The Theo Vaughn Center. You know?

You have a lane named after you. And Stevie would be all... Stevie's got probably so much astroglide. I bet you would test positive for astroglide if you just spit in a cup right now, Stevie. Oh, we can't let Theo off the hook, though. Theo, your son comes home. He's definitely trans.

He asks you about sex. Go ahead, Nick. He has mascara on. He goes, Dad, I've been looking at these butts, and I can't get enough of them. 30 seconds. On you, Theo. Go.

I would say, look, son. Look, beautiful son, child. You know, your mom left us. And so a lot of this shit is her fault. Fair. That's fair. We're still here together, man.

You know, sometimes I do masturbation in my room. If you need to do something, I would suggest you do it in your room. If you want to do it outdoors, you can drive out to a park or something, you can do it in your room. If you want to do it outdoors, you could drive out to a park or something. You could do it outdoors, and I love you. Not in the common area. Best answer.

Theo nailed it. I don't know if he nailed it. His child would have already said, don't call me son. He already messed up. Pronouns are there and there, dad. You know what I mean? Theo already messed up

at that point. Somebody rank us. Somebody rank us. Somebody rank us. Stevie's last. I'm sorry, Stevie, you can't master it with your son next to you.

Dude, you're my Korean brother. I know, but just Are you my Korean brother? That's just not Dude, that is betrayal. You're going to jail. Dude, you just betrayed me, dog. That's just

You just betrayed me, dog. That's chill. You just betrayed me, dog. You betrayed your Korean brother. I'm just saying. I can't believe you just said that. Wrong is wrong. It's not you. Cut that out, Nick. It's not you.

Chin, we have something to discuss after the podcast. I'm just looking at the scenarios. Unbelievable. Just the scenarios. Unfreaking believable, dude. My favorite thing is Steve is outraged. Wow. This is what I'm saying.

Dude, you betrayed me. Dude, you betrayed me. Of all the things that said Steve, he is now outraged. Chin will say, I didn't, you betrayed me. Dude, you betrayed me. Of all the things that said Steve-Ov, he is now outraged. I didn't know you were Korean. I didn't know you were Korean. Oh, my God. I'm hurt, dude. After the show, he's like, Chin, can we speak more?

Chin, can we talk about Chin? Wow, Chin. Wow. Not you. It's just a scenario. When I'm talking about having sex with myself, with my son. It's called wholesomeness. It's called wholesomeness. It called wholesomeness family wholesomeness

Hollywood the rest of my case what's this guy what this is Kingit or Stingit what's up cats crew this is Nathan coming to you from Frisco Texas just a quick Kingit or St it to throw it to you guys.

So I grew up as an only child, spent a lot of my summers indoors watching the game show network. So that is probably a good part of the reason why I have braces as an adult at 26. But one of the hidden gems from that time period is $25,000 or $100,000 pyramid. I was a big fan. Brendan, I know you've been hitting the head a lot, so I don't know if you can count quite that high. Maybe not as big of a fan, but still wanted to throw it out there. King it or sting it, $25,000 or $100,000 pyramid.

Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. My favorite thing about those shows was when they would go to commercial break, the lights would sort of dim, and then all of a sudden, big conversations would break out. Yeah, like real shit. Then the guy would be like. Yeah, they would fake it. Yeah, fake talk. That's why I used to love that stuff.

I don't remember the show. I can't comment. I don't remember it. You didn't watch TV? I grew up on Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy, Family Feud. I know those shows. Fortune. See, for me, it was datingy, Family Feud. I know those. Fortune. For me, it was Dating Game, Newlywed Game. I'm older, so those are the diamonds.

Oh, the Price is Right, too. Price is Right. Family Feud. If I'd miss school, I used to. I used to love watching that. Yeah, right. You'd watch Price is Right when you miss school. Then you'd be yelling at people.

That shit ain't $100. You know what I mean? Well, we actually, Stevie can check out the game and see if he likes it because we have a $25,000 pyramid built for you two. I think we could go Eric and Brendan versus Stevie and Theo. Right now?

Yeah, Chin will be the host. How do you play? Do you have to answer questions? Yeah, Chin will explain it once we get there. So is Chin on my team? No, you're with Theo. I'll try my best, yeah. So is Chin on my team? No. You're with Theo. You're with Theo.

I think you guys already realize he's not. Yeah, he already rejected your team. Yeah. He wants nothing to do with you. He doesn't want your pissy kitchen sink or your shitty parenting. Or your shitty parenting. Those are Chin's words. Chin's dying of skin anyway.

In a couple of years, he's going to change the last letter of his name to a P. It's going to be Chip. Chip. Yeah, he's going to look like Sammy Sosa. Chip. Sammy Soysa, you little bitch selling out your Korean mate. Very sad.

I love you guys. Good to see you today, Stevie. Hell yeah, man. We're having a good time, huh? Yeah, I had a dream the other day about you today, Stevie. Hell yeah, man. We're having a good time, huh? Yeah, I had a dream the other day about you. Actually, you were selling blankets or something in it. Does that ring a bell? No, it doesn't. Theo said that like his dreams are clairvoyant.

I'm an island boy. Theo, I'm pumped for you, man, with that Netflix special, brother. Congratulations, man. Killing it. Thank you, man. Killing it. Thank you, man. Killing it. I mean, do you feel different, Theo? Do you feel different?

Do you think you're better than us? No. I thought that earlier, but I think I'm fine now. Makes sense. Chin, bring us in. All right. Thank you, Nick. This is the King and the Sting Pyramid, seen here every Thursday, right here on YouTube or heard wherever you get your podcasts.

Let's meet our first team, Eric Griffin and Brendan Schaub. Now, Brendan, I hear you've been struggling with your weight a little bit. Facts. Yet, you have a show dedicated to food. Is that true? Part of the problem, yeah. Food truck diaries. There you go.

Okay, great. Eric, I have to know, what was it like working with the Workaholics guys? It was great good dudes that's fantastic those guys are hilarious now let's meet our second team

Theo it says here you beat autism well I beat it the first time he's in the third round right now with it and we discussed this

I'll tell you this it's definitely that Tyson Wilder, bro. That Fury Wilder. He's coming back. Yeah, 10-8 round. And we discussed this earlier, but I understand you have a Netflix comedy special out. Can you tell us a little bit more about that?

Yep, I do. And it's on Netflix. You can check it out, man. And that's it. That's all this. It should be exciting. I hope it is. It is exciting. And now... Let's see. Stevie, I hear you recently parted ways

with an artificial disturbing tiny ass that's used to simulate sex. I imagine that was pretty hard. Yeah, man. There's a lot of growth in that. You know what I mean? I'm Yeah, man. There's a lot of growth in that. You know what I mean? I'm proud of him. There's a lot of growth in that. Alright. So, I masturbate

in a different way. I don't have as many toys. More traditional. More traditional. With your son, yes. Any more questions, Chin? No, no. Okay, great. Alright, so now that we got to know the contestants a little bit, let's get started. Today's categories are Thick Heroes, The Con Test, Cats Krypton Heroes, The Con Test,

Cat's Kryptonite, The Great Outdoors, Let's Play Make Believe, and Laugh Track. Each category has seven answers. And one partner will have 45 seconds to describe all seven answers as a person guesses.

As the other person guesses, I mean. Anytime you're allowed to pass, and once you get to the end you get you can go back to the beginning and try any you passed on after two rounds the winning team will will play the pyramid nick and i are going to be oh nick and i're going to do a quick practice round to show you going to show you an example our fake category is famous asians this is oh no this wasn't this is asian this asian people oh this is asian people that are famous

this is asian people that are famous nick will be giving me the clues let's put 45 seconds on the clock and go god he's gay and was in star trek uh takai george takai right yep uh he was a baseball player

for the new york yankees they called him uh godzilla uh i'm gonna fuck this up you can pass see this is learning we're learning um yeah he's he was in parks and recreation and like a lot of people don't think of this as asian but it is technically asian india come on now no but the guy the guy. The guy. Yeah, I know. He's from India. Yeah. Oh, the freaking God damn Aziz Ansari. Yes. It's his example. He's the father of martial arts. Bruce Lee.

Yep. Martial arts. You're that black guy that went to my high school? He was in community. Ken Jeong. Yes. We got five out of seven. All right.

That's how it works. That's how that seven. All right. That's how they show it. That's how it works. That's how that works. So who goes first? We will just say Brendan and Eric can go first. You can select the category. I'll do Thick Heroes. Thick Heroes. And I'm reading it to Eric?

Yeah. Thick Heroes? Oh, man. There's a little bit more detail after you pick the thing. Show them the card, Brendan. So, Thick Heroes, these are famous fat or thick people. Now, who will be giving and who will be receiving the clues? I'm giving.

You're giving? Yeah, he's the bottom. You're the receiver? Okay. You got 45 seconds and go. He's a buddy of ours. He does a podcast, Two Bears in the Cave. Bert Kreischer.

The other one. Tonsagura. Yeah. He was the Prime Minister of England. He was a warrior. William Thatcher. Nope. He was a Prime Minister of England.

Oh, no. Come on. What did I say? I messed his name up. I forgot. Yeah, you can pass. Not Cardi B. Has a thick ass. She's from Houston. Oh, Nicki Minaj. Not Cardi B. Has a thick ass.

She's from Houston. Oh, Nicki Minaj. Nope, the other one. WAP. She sings the WAP song with Cardi B. Oh, I don't know. Pass. Fuck me.

The other one for Two Bears in a Cave. Not Tom. Bert Kreischer. Yep. She has a fat ass. She's dating Ben Affleck. Jennifer Lopez. Yep.

He was on... I flew him out. He came in here. He wrestled Stevie. Oh, man. I forget his name. Oh, my God. Jennifer Lopez. Yep. He was on, I flew him out. He came in here, he wrestled Stevie. Oh man, I forget his name. Oh my God, I forgot his name.

Big comic that guy. Fuck. I forgot the kid's name, I'm so sorry. George. I was going to say George. The other one was Meg Thee Stallion. I don't know rap like that.

She's a savage, Meg Thee Stallion. Wop? Huh? I said Wop. That's Nicki Minaj. No, it's not. Oh, it's not? That's Cardi B.

They did okay. They have four, I believe, right? Yeah, you're right, man. You guys did pretty good, man. You guys did pretty good for you guys. Right? I got to look. All right, got you, Theo.

You ready? Hold on. Let's play make-believe. All right. These are some things people think don't exist. All right. You guys are ready? think don't exist. All right. You guys are ready? Who's going to give and who's receiving?

I'm doing it. You're going to give? Yeah, and then Theo, listen up, okay? All right. Well, we have 45 seconds on the clock and go. Okay. This is a horse with a horn on its forehead. Ooh, Halloween.

No. Sorry. Horse with a horn. A magical horse with a horn. Like a carnival horse. Come on, bro. Dude with a horn. A magical horse with a horn. Like a carnival horse. Come on, bro. Dude, think more mythical. Oh, unicorn.

Thank you. If you meet a woman, you might say this to her after 10 years. You are my... You are my something something. Sunshine. You are my something something. Sunshine. You are my something something. You love this person for eternity.

You are my life partner. Pass. Pass. Read faster, dude. Okay. Three seconds. People pray to this when they get on their knees. Got it.

Got it. You can count it. Yeah. All right. That's two then. You guys did or didn't get Winston Churchill? You didn't? Winston Churchill. That's what I did.

It's actually three to two. Three to two. That's the one I forgot. Eric, you're up. You tried, buddy. The contest? I don't know what this even means. These are words that start with con.

C-O-N. So 45 seconds on the clock and go. A criminal. Con. They're in jail. Convict. Boom. It's the, it's, they want to tear down the statues.

It was on the, it was on the top of the General Lee and Duke of Hazzard. It's outside of Theo's door. Yeah. Oh, Confederate. Yeah. Confederate flag. It waved. Yeah, boom.

I don't know if the flag had the napkins. It's a city next to, it's a state next to New York. Boom. Theo never uses them when he has sex. Condoms. Boom. Why are you not so fast? Or erections. Condom. That's so fast. More erections.

Keep going. She was working with George Bush. Black. Steve likes to eat it. Pass. Give me one more. You live in... Tom and Lisa Rice.

Boom. Yes. That counted. Yes. That counted? Yes. That counted. I can go back. I can go back.

Is he breaking the law? I think if you say the answer... Yeah, yeah, yeah. He got it. So that was it. That's five. I think it's unfair that Theo was talking during ours. He was making jokes and shit. When you didn't get unicorn.

Yeah. All right. So it is... Five, three, and two. It you didn't get unicorn. Alright, so it is 5-3-2. It is 8-2 right now. Now Theo actually will give to Stevie. He has the same cards in front of him. Okay, let's go, buddy.

You can pick between Cat's Kryptonite, The Great Outdoors, Laugh Track. I think that's it. Oh yeah, those three. Great Outdoors. Good luck, Stevie. Which one three. Yeah. Great Outdoors. Okay. Good luck, Stevie. Okay.

Wait. So which one did you pick? Great Outdoors. Great Outdoors. All right. So these are things that are outside. 45 seconds on the clock. Hold on.

Hold on one second. Hold on. All right. And go. Okay. They fly in the air and they can poop downward. Can you say it again? A glider?

A glider? No, but it makes a squawking noise. They fly in the air, Stevie. A fucking bird. Oh, bird, bird. Bird, got it. These are the women that you don't care about that are

always over there putting on lip gloss and talking smack. Sluts. A newer term for it. Oh thought yeah oh nice okay if somebody doesn't have a place to live and they live outdoors what do you call them homeless got it all right got it okay it's bumper to bumper all these traffic traffic bumper to bumper traffic okay it's a it's a it's a lesbian or a man that brings out postage to your house. Last one. A mail woman? Mailman. Alright, so that's four. Good one, Theo.

Eight to six. I was only going to do two rounds, so this is going pretty well. I think we finished out the category. Let me talk about partner for a second. Think about it. Think about what you're about to say. Then say it. Think of something that's in the air.

It's birds. It takes a shit. He said hang glider. I mean, horse with a horn, though. Yeah, the unicorn. Okay, okay. All right. What's the score?

Are we tied? Are we tied? It's eight to six. You guys are six. So we'll actually have Theo and Stevie go, so we know if they have a shot to win since they're behind. Because if you guys get too many, then... But if we only get two...

No, let them go. That's fair. Let them go. No, let's try and dominate. Yeah, let them go. Yeah, they can dominate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's blow them out of the water.

I think go the normal way. I'm going to go Cat's Kryptonite. Cat's Kryptonite. All right, these are things that... So Cat's Kryptonite is these are things that we all struggle with. 45 seconds on the clock. We all? Like us here?

Everybody. Every human. There's only one person that struggles with it, but someone in here struggles with it. All right, 45 seconds on the clock and go. No, it's not. This is easy. If you eat too much food, you're always trying to lose weight. Yep.

Theo loves to snort this. Coke. Yep. One thing for Stevie, he needs to have more what on stage? Jokes. Yeah, but he needs to be... Stage time? No, he needs to have this in life.

More sense of humor? Pass, pass. Alright. We need to do better. When you and your girl are talking, she goes, we need to have better communication. Yep. Um, Theo also struggles with this. He has to go to therapy for it because he likes to do this with women.

Uh, sex. Yep. Um, sex, but if you do it all the time, you have a problem. You would have a sex addiction. Yep. Boom time. All right. That's only four, four.

Wow. You guys did good. Uh, 12 to six. Sex addiction. Boom. Time. That's only four? Four. Wow. 12 to 6. You guys need 6 out of 7 to tie. 7. Perfect game to win. Oh, this should be... It's Laugh Track, right? Hey, don't jump the clock. Don't jump the clock.

Give me a second so I can look. So Laugh Track, you can... Yeah, Laugh Track. So Laugh Track, these are famous sitcoms what? famous sitcoms let me know when you're ready Stevie wait wait wait 5 4

3 2 1 this is a man's name that rhymes with rave Dave we're going to count it. No more rhyming. That's rule number one. You must be ridiculous.

Pass. We won. Stevie Reed. This is... We're going to find our way. We're going to find our way. We're going to find our way. I've passed it.

Oh, Eric's on the show. He used to be on the show. King of the sting. No, he was on a TV show. It was called? Workaholics. Oh, Mr. Belvedere. All right, Eric Griffin and Brendan Schaub.

Let me try to do this. Let me try to do this with Theo. Do not ever be my partner again. We're going to find a way. We're going to find a way. It was the theme song. To what? For Growing Pains. We're gonna find out

Okay Theo Let's We got each other That's the theme song Okay Alan Thicke Mike Seaver

Kirk Cameron Oh god I also had Small Wonder on there Theo I like really played Oh man I let you down man

I let you down Small Wonder With the robot. We talked about it with Kyle Dunn again. Isn't it my turn? You guys won. We won. We beat the shit out of them.

All right. Don't rub it in. You did. Theo. Sorry to shit on you on your Netflix day, but what's up, bro? So sorry, Theo. Okay, it happens, man. You know it's hard to read.

I let you down. I let you down. I want to believe Stevie tried his best. I tried, dude. You know, it's hard to read. I'll let you down. I'll let you down. I want to believe Stevie tried his best. I tried, dude. You guys are just better. I wanted to win. I did, too. Thanks for tuning in to King of the Sting.

Back to you. The pyramid one is harder for the descriptions. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those were tough. Yeah, but the game itself was fun. Yeah, we beat the shit out of you guys. Dysfunctional team over there. Yeah.

Should we close it out with another King it or Sting it? Yeah, last one. All right. Theo's lost all energy after getting his ass whooped like that. He's a competitor. He's fucking pissed. It's my fault. I wanted to win.

I don't know. It's my fault. It's my fault. I'm going to buy you a smoothie next time you come in. Stevie wasn't ready. Get your smoothie. Who is this? What does this look like?

Who is that? You don't know what it looks like? What? No one knows? Heath Ledger. Heath Ledger. The weed business at home. I thought you were good with Heath Ledger.

A little bit. No, a lot. Yeah, he does. It's pretty spot on. Chin whispered to me. Ooh, he does look like him. A little bit. A little bit. A little. A little bit. A little bit.

A little. A little bit. Hairstyle. No, his face. Yeah, the face. Yeah, for sure. You think so? Yeah.

Dead on. Okay. Spot on. What up, King in the Sting? Keith Jones here. Why am I the one? I'm so serious. I got a King in the Sting for you guys.

Public restrooms. I'm here at the dorm so bathroom situation there's about 40 of us using three stalls oof and it's quite nasty the other day somebody well they were doing that dirty must have had some casserole or something from the calf i don't know but uh must have ran out of toilet paper they used some of them paper towels uh clogged them in the queen yeah so yep yeah yeah that's tough you're staying it uh that's just yeah sting it bro what i what i would do when i was in college because they they don't give you a bathroom they give you a sink i just piss in the sink all the time yeah god hell yeah felt. Nothing felt more free.

I just think this is like you have to have some kind of talk. You have to have a dorm meeting. With all those savages. If you have a talk, you're going to get beaten, dog. You're going to get jumped, Eric. What school are you going to get jumped? You're going to sit people down. Yeah, we're going to have a

here's the talk ball. You can only talk. This isn't Harvard, dog is la community college people taking shits all over the place oh you can walk on campus grow up on these streets you're trying to have a talk with everybody do these people are future opioid addicts okay all right you're not eating. Then you have to sing it and you just hope it works out. You know what I mean? Bring your own baby. Why?

No, I think bring your baby. Why? They plan these things. You, you write some stuff on the stall walls that are going to keep certain types of people out of certain stalls. Yeah.

You, uh, you try, you do things to kind of, to kind of mark your territory a little bit. Yep. Or you give those oatmeal cream pies. Hey, man, every Tuesday at 6 o'clock,

that stalls mine. Here's your cream pie. Oh, baby wipes. That's what I'm saying. You have your own baby wipes. You can wipe down the toilet with your own baby wipes. It's a nightmare either way. Is that it, brother? That's it. Alright, man. Dallas, November 11th through the 13th. Shooting my

30-minute special, baby. I'll November 11th through the 13th. Shooting my 30-minute special. Ba-ba-baby. I'll be doing a pop-up spot November 4th and 5th in L.A. I'll have info for you guys soon on that. This is going to be a special night, too. We'll have news for that. What do you got, Eric? Yeah, I'm at the Arlington Draft House this weekend.

Great party. Friday and Saturday. Love it. YouTube.com slash Scissor Bros. Subscribe today. The Ovan Netflix special is out. Check it out on Netflix

on your platform and just like it, tell people to watch it and then I'll be in Charleston and Asheville this weekend. Oh, we just opened up some tickets in Coachella, California at a casino out there on December 4th. So that's a spirit casino, I think.

Nice. Stevie, I don't know if you've been out there. That'd be fun. I haven't been out there. Sure, a lot of your grandparents have been out there, but it's a beautiful casino out there in the desert and it's a good place. So I'm looking forward to seeing you guys out there. Maybe Stevie will come out there. Why don't you come out there and do

five minutes? I'm writing some stuff seeing you guys out there. Maybe Stevie will come out there. Why don't you come out there and do five minutes with me? I'm writing some stuff, Theo. I got him coming November 1st. I'm writing. I'm writing. I do a show at the lab at the improv. He's going to come do three minutes there. I'm starting to write, Theo. We're going to get this going. I just got to get thrown in the pool. I've been writing.

Love it. You might be ready. Maybe. I don't know. Either way, I have to do it. You'll be ready. You got to do it. You got a lot of time. Theo's giving me an opportunity, man. Okay, yeah. I'll hit the notebook. I'll hit the notebook.

There you go. All right, guys. Love it. We're out. That'd be awesome, man. Take care, guys. Brendan and Theo, fighter in weight. I got to go in and go hard in the paint. I do not think.

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