The Golden Hour - Episode 145: Paul Bun Yin

Episode Date: October 29, 2021

The guys all get dressed up in this Halloween special and talk couples matching costumes, cultural appropriation costumes, wearing costumes in the bedroom, happy racists, adults trick or treating, an all new Name Game and KATS in the Wild, Klan it or Stan it and much more! Get your King and the Sting merch at katsmerch.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It is. Don't touch me, bro. I'm not touching you, dude. Happy Halloween. Yeah, happy Halloween. So what's your costume? Huh? Where's your costume?

Island boy. Jamaica. He's island boy manager. No, you're the manager of the island boys. That just looks like a regular Tuesday for Theo, though. Oh, man. Yeah, it's just normal. Yeah.

Can we talk about- Man, that's water thick. Look at you. See this water? That's that Detroit water, son. Damn, well, you got this thing, bud. That's just normal. Can we talk about... That's water thick. Look at you. See this water? That's that Detroit water. Damn, well, you got this thing bust in. That's from Flint. We flew that in from Flint, man. We bougie around here.

Boy, is this mine? This thing is periodic. This thing got the periodic table in it, huh? Hey, I guess Christian's a ghost. Christian, put that back on. I guess that's a ghost. Yeah, I don't know. We'll go with that. I don't know if that's

the best choice. Oh, I like it. I'm surprised it didn't come as that. Stevie, you look cool, bub. Thanks, man. I put in effort. CB went Indian face, huh? Construction cone. I was thinking more sex trafficking.

I thought it was a butt plug. You know what I mean? It's a cone. I thought it was a butt plug. You know what I mean? No, it's a cone. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm a cone. I've seen you before. Yeah, yeah. Like a cone?

Like a Jewish person? No, like a construction cone. Like a cone. Oh, a cone. Like a street cone. A cone, a cone. I thought you were like a Cohen. Oh, I thought you were like a surprise character from Squid Game.

I need this one explained. I knew you guys would do this, too. I'm ready. I knew you guys were going to do this. Silence, peasants! I like Theo's sex trafficking. If you pulled it out through the front, that's sex trafficking.

I like that. If sex trafficking gets real busy, they need cones. You think so? And sometimes, Thailand. I'm sure it's bumper to bumper. I can't believe you said butt plug. Whoever said that. Yeah. What?

You knew that was coming. Come on. By the way, I just want to say about this costume. This is not my fault. You look great. For all the hate that's going to come my way. Because you're the official rat king. Yeah, dude.

That's racial profiling too, dude. No, my. So I was in Washington and I called my girl and I said, I need a costume for Tuesday. Rat king. And she goes, okay, I'll get you a costume. And this was the only one that was double XL. I wanted something else. It was something like this.

Yeah, me too. It was like a dinosaur or something. But she got this instead because she got the matching outfit. So she has a queen outfit. But then I said, you don't understand what's going to happen. I'm going to go on this podcast where I get all this hate on the internet. Why would they hate that? You look great. it's like now i'm officially it's like i've officially taken over or something this is the hate that's gonna come can i just say this too

guys this podcast isn't government run okay i didn't get a letter from the government that said i am now assigned to king of the sting these two motherfuckers asked me to come on the podcast no we love eric okay so all you haters out there the five it's only five of them they hit me up too yeah there's five on instagram that these loser trolls that have to say something about me every single week like i want to thank all the like theo was right he told me he said you're gonna get some love at the shows and by the way a lot of king of the sting fans came out in arlington at the draft house and then they come up to me at the picture line they're like yo bro king of the sting love you want so i know that the real fans that come out and actually spend money i appreciate you you guys

you just aren't loud on the internet like these five they have lives dumbass troll bitches and you know who I'm talking about kill him you just put a you just put a post up right now oh they hit me up too dude

they get real personal with me yeah they get real personal yeah yeah they took a break from protesting Chappelle and hit you guys up

dude did you see Chappelle's new video yeah you can't hate on that guy that guy's the best he went in again he went in he goes hate wait hold on that guy. That guy's the best. He went in again. He went in. He goes down.

Wait, hold on. That's my costume. I'm a Netflix employee. Protester. Who you going to call? Oh, okay. That's Chappelle. Okay, it's special.

I get it. I'm Kristen Wiig from Ghostbusters. I think you're more. I'm also a Netflix protester. No, no. I think because of your size. Damn with Dave Chappelle You like this baby

You like that thick rat On his shoulder I know you see that thick rat Stevie's makeup I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here

Theo's the manager For the Island Boys They're making new Ghostbusters Yeah Did you see the trailer Yeah the kids Ghostbusters Yeah Yeah. Did you see the trailer? Yeah, kids' Ghostbusters. It looks dope.

Yeah, it looks good. Dune, by the way, was, dude, I got to punch you up. Masterpiece, right? I was reluctant to see it, but it was a damn good movie. Is it called? Is that with James Kennedy? No. Dune from the video game? No, Dune.

With an N. D-U-N-E. Yeah. But I saw it in the theater. I like the original. I saw it in the theater. Oh, dude. Isn't that a race? Yeah, isn't it? Dune. I think it. D-U-N-E. But I saw it in the theater. I like the original. I saw it in the theater. Isn't that a race? Yeah, isn't it?

Dune. I think it's a racial slur. I think so, yeah. Look at these Dunes. It's a great remake. You know, I can see Theo. Oh, I love her. Yeah, dude. She's great.

I can see Theo writing a book, and it's just called Racial Slurs. You know what I mean? Dune. Theo, you've got to watch this. Like a coffee table book. What you missed. What you missed Yeah What you missed But it's all

Obscure ones Like you know It'd be like You call somebody Black tape It's like Ooh You don't call somebody

Black tape To your face A jick That's for a magician Ooh I see A jick Okay easy

Cause Chin was about To get offended For magicians Okay That's not pretty bad I also heard that In squid games, so take it easy, Nick. Chin, stand up for yourself. No, but I like how Chin couldn't find a costume. Hey, man, this is a costume.

So he just went to his old gangster gear. This is a gangster gear? No, he got out of his gear for fishing. I'm just talking about the hoodie and sunglasses. Paul Bunyan. He looks like Paul Bunyan. Respect him, man. Hey, respect Chin. the Vato. He looks like Paul Bunyan. Respect him, man. Hey, respect Chin.

I know. Respect me, man. Paul Bunyan. Yeah, yeah. He looks like a Montana Vato, dog. He does look like that. He does kind of have a truffle vibe. Yeah, a little bit.

Remember the truffle guy we had on here? What was his name? The skateboarder? Oh, yeah. The famous dude. Viral. Famous guy. Cranberry Juice. Dog face. Dog face. He's a real truffle. the skateboarder oh yeah the famous dude viral famous guy cranberry juice dog face

dog face he's a real cholo he's a cholo he was the first island boy he was their third dad I bet yeah that's blown up

by the way the island boy but their lyrics are starting to come back to it's not matching up I read I googled some of their lyrics last night

and I don't think the lyrics are matching up to their capability what are you talking about? You mean their reading level? Yeah. Their vocabulary's not very good? The lyrics, yeah.

You mean they can't compete with Kendrick Lamar? Dude, Ruben made a really great picture for me. Ruben Stoddard? For me. Yeah, Ruben was like What happened to Ruben Stoddard? Here's the thing. It's on my Instagram. You do believe that Eric knows Ruben Stutter? Here's the thing. It's on my Instagram. You do believe,

don't you believe though that Eric knows Ruben Sutter? 110%. Because I'm an island boy. We go to the same church. Because I'm an island boy. I'm trying to make it, oh, I'm an island boy.

Okay, guys, stop saying it. I feel like Stevie's come around. He almost had a conniption when we were doing it. He was pissed. And conniption is a racial slur too, I think

I don't want to say it what'd you say it's connips bro you know what I'm saying huh it's connips I think it's like German Koreans

what oh they dropped the n-word in there no they didn't yep I'm a kiwi wine oh yeah dude see that's wrong

want to keep that gun want to keep that guy but they're black aren't they no they're white no they're Puerto Rican Cuban they look white

no the Cuban has got a little Cuban's got a little N in it yeah alright there's an N in Cuban and an A

yeah that's true cause N is more of a it's more of a mentality I think than a specie, really. Theo, how have you been? Did you fly here on a private jet after your Netflix drop?

No, dude. I've walked here. How's the response been, brother, after your special? I think it's been fine. You don't know. You just hope people like it, and then it's just kind of... It's like, I don't know. I was thinking about that. You hope people like it. It's exciting, and then't know. I was thinking about that. You hope people like it. It's exciting.

And then it's over. And then you're back to the drawboard. You just go back to doing the thing that you do that people love you for anyway. You don't want to pay too much attention to it. You just hope it all, you pray everything goes well. It's really just content. You put out some major content on a major network. Now you move on and get ready to do the next thing. Well, my mama texts me and she knows comedy.

She said, you tell Theo that was amazing really yep yeah dude also she's also in recovery which so so i even appreciate that even now she's also seven bottles of wine deep but still she loved just naked watching it like and it wasn't even me she was watching she goes i know she's all, Theo really went in on transgender people. Sure, it's weird. Theo pulled his balls out and pulled his pants out. I'm like, Mom, that's Eric Andre. I guess something I was thinking was, like,

about, like, evolving as a comedian. That's what I started thinking of. Do you have, like, what is it? Like, what do you need? Does it matter if you just, like, because I like to tell stories, right? So, like, does it matter if you just, like, because I like to tell stories, right? So, like, does it matter if you just tell stories forever? Do you have to get, like, be, like, you know, I just wonder, like, do you, like, how much.

Look how Chappelle evolved. You know what I'm saying? Obviously, he's gotten a little preachy, but still, he evolved to, you're talking major issues, man. When before, it was, like, Sesame Street and, you know, still funny. He just evolved, got older. And you did from your last one. You didn't do it intentionally. You just did. You got older. You just got older, more

experienced. Your stories will just be more about things that are more personal to you. They're relatable. That's all it is. That's true. I just think don't overthink it. The holidays are crazy, man. You can't even... These days, it's with all the closeted whatever and the racism, you can barely have a nice Christmas.

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Yeah, that's what that Ruben made, so that's going to go on a T-shirt. Tekashi 9-9. You look good. Dude, Tekashi 9-9. You look good. Dude, Tekashi 2-69. That's going to go on my new hoodie. Damn. Wow, that's fire.

You should get your hair like that. Now, is that the Island Boys tattoos? Huh? I have no idea. Who has Brendan? Or is it Tekashi 6-9? No, that's the Island Boys. That's the Island Boys, the 17 I said. That's spiritual. Brendan, it's tough to tellashi 69 no that's the island boy that's island boys the 17 I said that's spiritual it's tough to tell yeah that's spiritual dude yeah have you ever

played a roulette that's spiritual though I listened to them for two hours on no jumper did you oh they're on no jumper I regret it two hours you'd never get back yeah what was the I like the no jumper guy uh yeah i'm adam he's great yeah he was on it yeah adam's great i went in there dude you went on no jumper yeah recently no you're okay respect and then what were the island boys talking about uh just like how they got discovered gummy bears uh spending time in jail uh how old are they? They're 19, but they spent like four years in their early teens. What were they doing?

Smuggling coconuts? Obviously drugs. They also have a video on YouTube where they're both side by side eating out their girlfriend's buttholes. These guys get cooler and cooler. Their hair has fentanyl in it. For sure.

You know what I'm saying? If we want to know hair has fentanyl in it. For sure. You know what I'm saying? For sure. If we want to know where the fentanyl is coming from, it's definitely coming out of that dude's scalp. Would you guys be open to have them as guests on? 100%. Yeah, that would be great. Hey, Nick, let's do a call out to the Island Boys if they want to come on.

Yes. I don't think they call themselves that what do they call themselves that's their name we could probably zoom them in right yeah i've tried i've been in their ig lives me and 150 other people but like yeah rally the troops our fans that would be amazing so yeah instead of hating on me and steve uh why don't y'all use that energy to get the island boys on yeah they want all the smoke. That cone, dog. That cone, boy. And how'd you come up with this cone?

I bet you're a beautiful baby, man. Yeah. I'm singing the same thing. Were you? Yep. All right. King it or sting it? Yeah.

No, I'm just telling you. Tell us about it. If you had to tell us what you were like. I was a good looking kid, yeah. So was Bobby. So was Bobby. Quit talking about Bobby, dude. Yeah, we're talking about Steve. Bro, because you know why? He doesn't talk looking kid, yeah. So was Bobby. Baby, quit talking about Bobby, dude. Yeah, we're talking about Steve.

Bro, because you know why? He doesn't talk about you, bro. He doesn't at all, huh? No. Never. I didn't know you guys were brothers. Huh? Huh?

I didn't know you were brothers until Theo told me. That's true, actually. Nine episodes deep. He goes, you know, Stevie and Bobby. I go, Bobby who? He goes, Lee, that's his brother. I went, holy shit. He didn't tell you he had a brother?

No. He thought you were just chatting. He said I'm an only child. He didn't tell you he had a brother? No. He said I'm an only child. That hurts my feelings. I want to know what the orange makeup is. Brennan looks like Dog the Burger King Hunter, dude. You should grow your hair out. You look good.

Brennan, you just looked at him like it's your second wife. Like, damn, I should have stayed with my first wife. Proposed to me every fucking day, Doug.

What's up? Of the Ghostbusters, he's actually Leslie Jones. He's Les Jones. Who wins in a fight, Leslie or Brenda? I bet she wins. I bet she wins.

She has some anger. I don't know. It's a good, tough call. I'll look like I'm headed to Netflix to protest Dave Chappelle unless I got Kyle with me because then it makes sense. Look at him. Pillsbury Doughboy. Ghostbusters. That's a small-ass doughboy, dude.

That's what's wrong With America bro They got these Small ass doughboys now Yeah Don't my dough thick man Yeah man They're not breathing Like they used to

Uh huh That's that little Twink doughboy over there We used to be fat as fuck I can't you know So first of all Christian had a Birthday hat on

With the point As to don't Don't put that on And put the Let's see it though It's in the card You want me to go get it? Definitely. I told you Theo would want it.

Well, I'm just... I'll tell him. I've seen it when I was growing up, dude. And then we will king it or sting it. Yeah, we'll king it or sting it, dude. Because look at Stevie. I went all in, dude. I got this at Target. Last night, I went all in. Now, is that icing on your face or the actual

makeup? Because I will lick your fucking face, dog. It's his real makeup. I got it at Target. I went last night, and I thought about it. These two Latina teenagers were laughing at me, and I knew if they were laughing, they thought it was a funny costume. But you guys seem not to like it, and you're making fun of it. No, I enjoy it.

Look at me, dude. He just said, this looks like icing on my face. No, I like the costume. His little serious angry face coming out of there is so funny. Yeah, if I was higher than that, I'd be tripping. It's almost like he's being born. That's why I say you'd be a beautiful baby. What are you talking about?

What do you mean? You're coming out of your orange vagina. You're just coming out of there like. Yeah, dude. Like an orange chicken vagina. Yeah. You got this. Yeah, like your mom was a highlighter.

Seriously, I've had enough of you, dude. Yeah, tickle that little oompa loompa, man. You look like a weirdo. An orange chicken vagina. You're the harshest. You're the harshest. You know what I'm saying? I put in effort, dude.

I seriously put in a lot of effort. He's mean, dude. Hey, King, you. Yeah, yeah. But just watch it. Why do you hate that guy? That's me. Hey, King or Sting it. Let's go King or Sting it. The couple's wearing the same costumes.

Like Eric, so King, his girl's a queen. All right, Excalibur. Eric, how about that? King or Sting it. You know how you and your girl are wearing matching costumes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd like the guy's advice on that. King or Sting it.

Matching costumes with your girl. It's cute. King it She bought it man I didn't You know what I mean I'm just saying I'm not mad at her

When I came in to do it Her thing was She bought a sewing kit To add stuff to it And I said what is this It's my costume We're gonna be matching Hers is gonna be all lit

Like jerk off Perfect fitting Stevie what do you think man What do you mean his King or sting it Couples matching costumes I wanna hear what Stevie has to say I think it's a cute idea And then it's you know it's a collective group thing and both parties

are involved i think king it my whole family's star wars like my boston's yoda which you'll fucking get a kick out of back off by the way he told me he said he goes did uncle theo get my email i told him no means no he keeps looking at me in all the photos. You want me to back off, dude? Put glasses on. I was watching Theo's special. Turn that little play in the car on back. I was watching Theo's special.

With that full ass diaper. You know what I'm saying? Dude, I was watching Theo's special. Front and back. In the morning and hit front and back. Diaper full. Top snag, man. Eric looks like that Burger King king.

Oh, you do look like the Burger King king. If he bought 100 Dalmatians, bro. There you go, man. I'm back on your side. Gorilla DeWopper. Yeah. Gorilla DeWopper, man. I'm back on your side. Cruella de Wopper. Cruella de Wopper. We got to think together. Hold on.

Wopper's a racial slur, dude. Calm down, dude. Always Christians in the room. It's racial. Yeah, that's true. Oh, no. Oh, no. That's not a good one.

This one's trying to get canceled. Sting it. Sting it. No, sting it. Show us the sting. So what I told him, I saw him earlier in the morning, I go, bro, don't wear that hat like that because that's not a party hat. And the other thing is, draw a happy face so we know you're not in the KKK.

No, but a happy face on it would just mean he's a happy racist. They're all happy about being racist. You can barely even find a good racist anymore. Well, no. Not that hard. Well, not that hard. You're here every week. You're in person every other week.

I'm the ghost of a traffic cone. I'm the ghost of CB's costume right now. Oh, yeah. Now, are you missing another half of your costume? A horse? Okay, explain this one, Brendan. Oh, KKK red horses oh yeah yeah come on a lot of them don't though you mean if you're talking about the kkk from the 1200s or whatever

yeah but i don't like being in anything where you have to wear a uniform like the boy scouts anything like that really yeah it's just annoying wearing uniforms so like i wouldn't want to be in a clan either i'd be like can i just come this? Can I just have my regular stuff on? But if you come in your regular stuff, though, I think the reason, I don't know why they all wore sheets and all. Well, because they were, the reason is because they were like judges, cops, and people that they don't want anybody to see that they are, you know. Which is weird because you kind of know who they were. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. The guy writes judge on the outside of it.

Yeah. Yeah. They got, like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. The guy writes judge on the outside of it. Yeah. Yeah, they got, like, personalized license plates on their cheap outside. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like, I hate N-words as everybody's. That's bad. Yeah, it's bad. No, but I think Steve... Beautiful baby, though, yes. But I think Steve's matching outfit, if the girl would be like a dead hooker, and then you put that next to it, you know what I mean?

Drive around. Ooh, that'd be fun. Drive around, you know what I mean? That's what that would be. That'd be fun. All right, king it or sting it? King it or sting it? Tell me what you were like as a baby, and we'll get into it.

I was cute. I was a cute little guy. How big were you, Sean? Six pounds, eight ounces. No, no, Steve, how big were you? Was he this big? Was he this big? Oh, for babies, it's like this. Probably was a cute little guy. How big were you, Sean? Six pounds, eight ounces. No, no, Steve. How big were you? Was he this big? Was he this big? Oh, for babies, it's like this.

Probably the size of your dick. Oh, wow. Stevie, what's your brother going to be for Halloween? Do we know? You'd have to ask him. He doesn't do that anymore. Oh, wow. This is the first costume I've worn in 30 years.

Me too. I don't really do this. Out of anyone, I was hoping everybody would dress up. I didn't think you'd dress up. I thought maybe you'd forget. No, no, no. I want to be a part of the fun. You don't be the howling ground.

Yeah, I'm a fun guy. Your roots are showing. Yeah, pull the wig down. There you go, Brendan. There you go. And your roots. You were in roots. Sorry.

No, I'm sorry I'm not talking to that slave guy what tell me more about it Stevie I don't know why that was gonna go that's gonna go

over everybody's head I was a cute baby I was small yeah and uh how big were you this is costumes people like

and who held you the most your dad or mom my mom yeah that's beautiful we'll uh we'll check in at the end of the episode, but right now it's... Stevie's crushing us.

Brandon was a big ass baby, probably in a backseat. Dude, 11 pounds, 8 ounces. What stats are those? This is a poll for King of the Sting Best Costume Contest. As of right now? Yeah, yeah. We put it up at the beginning of the episode. Stevie won.

We'll check in at the end of the episode again. It's neck and neck. I'm not quitting. But I mean, that's... Nick's in there too with the Rat King. I would pick that too. Look at him.

I mean, God damn. Look at this. I should have worn the Rat King. I know. Yeah, dude. You should have been the Rat King. I freaking... Sit in his seat.

He deserves to be over here. Huh? You deserve to be over there. I agree with the... I agree with Theo. Theo, let's do it. Let's make it happen. You know how many times

I got to hear... Let's make it happen. They act like I came in here and was like, I'm sitting here. I know. You get messages about it. I'm going to do it. Let's make it happen. Let's make it happen. They act like I came in here and was like, I'm sitting here. I know. You get messages about it. I'm going to do it if I sit here. Theo, move. Theo, you over here.

I'm sitting here. That's your throne. You act like I did this. That's your throne. It's all the same team. No, that's your throne. It's all the same team. Do you feel uncomfortable about it?

Sometimes because of the hate. Why don't you speak up? We did. What are you talking about? Say it right now. Tell them. I just did. Steve, don't listen. I'm listening. I'm listening. But Theo, you deserve to be right did. What are you talking about? Say it right now. I just did. Steve, don't listen.

I'm listening. I'm listening. But Theo, you deserve to be right there. Theo, help Eric out. Why do you pay so much attention? If you keep fixing your hair, dog. What is up? Bro, Stevie is going to climb up and jerk off.

Let's do a dog to bounty hunter for a second, bro. Hey, I don't know why you pay attention to any of that. Hey, we all love you here. I love you. I get it. Why do you pay attention to it? It looks like rape punzel, bro. Hey, I don't know why you pay attention to any of that. Hey, we all love you here. The fans love you. I get it. Why do you pay attention to it? Rapes Rapunzel, dude. Somebody climb up your hair,

they're going to get something they don't want. Come get these hands, bro. Wow, that's terrible. That's a terrible story. It's like Rapunzel's actually transgender and pulling dudes up like, nah, I got you. Wait, in two weeks that book will be out. Protons are hers.

It's his. Transpunzel. Transpunzel. Transpunzel. Timestamp that. Transpunzel. That's the episode name. Transpunzel.

Better than Paul Bonnet? You know what? I don't know why they don't do that. You know how they take all the guy stuff and they do the female version of it? The next step is to do transgender versions of all the stories. Black Annie, that's what ruined everything when they did Black Annie. Oh, it ruined it? Even black people were like, what's happening here?

Yeah, it was a little bit much. And then when they did the Wonder the wonder years the all black edition they didn't do that seven people watched they did that yeah you know what i'm mad they didn't pick up the show i was on for that show what was it called it didn't don't even matter but i was i i did a pilot for abc and they picked up that show instead of ours yeah you know you ain't mad about it yeah you know it happens man should we see what this guy's saying it is stink cute little instead of ours. Damn. You ain't mad about it. It happens, man. Should we see what this guy has to say? I think it is stink. Cute little baby.

I think it is stink. What's going on, Theo, Brandon, Big Griff, Stevie? I got a King of the Sting for you guys. Fucking pumpkins. Every time my girl goes to the store, she comes back with a new fucking pumpkin. Everything. Pumpkins. Our placemats.

Pumpkins. Our posters. Pumpkins. Our doormats. Pumpkins. King of the sting it. Fucking pumpkins. King of the sting it. I love that. I love that.

He got a lot going on with his girl. I can't wait to see what the Christmas shit looks like. My girl, too, man. Our shit looks like a goddamn haunted house. She does that? I love it. She goes all out. My kids love it. Are you doing a haunted house this year?

I did it last week. I went to Horror Nights at Universal. Was it good? Wait, wait, wait. You went to Horror Nights? Horror Nights. That was a few years ago. And that was in Costa Rica. I went to Horror Nights. Horror. At Universal Studios. Not a horror. But he said Horror Nights? Horror Nights. That was a few years ago. And that was in Costa Rica.

I went to Horror Nights. Horror. At Universal Studios. Not Horror. But he said Horror Nights. No, he said Horror Nights. You know what? I realize I'm too old for haunted houses.

The dude rolls his R's. He rolls his B's, L's. And I roll a joint. Yeah, it was weird. He rolls half the alphabet. Yeah, but you know what? It doesn't count for you because you have kids. Yeah.

So it's for them. No. But this guy, I don't know if this guy has kids. This guy. So, like, it's for them. No. But this guy, I don't know if this guy has kids. This guy. This guy. He's dating a kid. You know what I mean? It just feels weird.

Stevie, what do you think about this? Because you're orange. They talking about orange things. I like it. I like it. I think it's, you know, she's, you know, she's getting seasonal with it. Did you decorate the apartment? Wait, what did you just say?

Damn. Well, Stevie's house already has like that $185,000. Hey, man. Seriously, I want my last straw. My last straw. He's on his last cone with you, dog. I'm the warning flare. You're the kind of the warning flare.

I'm about to snap on you, dude. Seriously. You should have been a red cone. I like Stevie fired up. I like Stevie fired up. Seriously, dude. Oh, man. You should have been a red cone. I like Stevie fired up. I like Stevie fired up. Seriously, dude. Oh, my God. Things are about to go down.

You want to do it? You know, Eric was angry. Eric was an old baby. Ask him questions about a baby. Eric was an old baby, bro. I was cute as hell. He was 200 months old. I was a womb reading.

Oh, you know what we should do? I have my license. Next week, you bring in some baby pictures. Out of the womb reading Mike's manager. Oh, you know what we should do? I have my license. I have an idea. Next week, you bring in some baby pictures. Okay, we'll see who's cute. We'll do a whole king or sting it.

I'll bring in some baby. We'll all bring in baby pictures and we'll let the fans decide. All right. I was big. What do you think, Nick? Or think baby. I love it.

You like that idea? Clan it or stan it. That's what I think. I don't want in on this deal. Oh, come on. Oh, man. What is that going to work? What would it be, Nick?

What would clan or stan it be? Clan would be you really hate something and stan it, you're a super fan. Yes. Clan or stan it, dude. That's the new series. Yeah. I love you. Stimulating sick.

Dude, we could talk about this if we got fucking Eric here, dog. What's going on here? She's got a good one for us. She's got two good ones for us. Who said that, Brendan? Who said that, Brendan? She actually does have two submissions, if that's what you were talking about.

This is what Brendan thinks he looks like right now. I do. I feel like a bad bitch right now. And we're looking at you like, Steve, get this hazard cone over here. Put it in between. Hi, Brendan and Theo, Eric and Stevie. My name is Ellie. I am from Slovenia.

So we're bringing a bit of that beach Slavic to this show. You know? We're bringing a Balkan biscuit to spice things up around here. Oh, that Balkan biscuit. I work as a secret massage therapist. So I massage some of the richest people in the world on their big fancy boats. But I'm home at the moment, so it's time to have some fun. I have a question for you. I love costumes outside of Halloween. I literally travel with costumes. Any occasion to pull out a costume, I'm team.

You notice how he puffed up this part right here? Steve, calm down. I'm not doing anything. There's nothing, Steve, Steve. I was over Steve. No, no, I'm not doing anything. There's nothing going on down there. I swear to God, there's nothing going down. The Vienna sausage is intact. There's nothing.

It's small. It's small. Okay, I respect her. You can put that thing back in a little can, bro. Yeah, baby. You got it, yeah. Yeah, everything's fine. So my question for you is, do you like costumes in the bedroom?

Do you like your girl to dress up? And what is your ultimate turn on? My personal favorite. Oh, hello. Quick bunny. Hallelujah. This is my signature look. I love this costume.

Any chance to pull it out? I will do it. To put out? I'm going to pull it out. Which one is your fave? Which one doesn't for you? Love the show. Theo, you're my favorite comedian.

Thank you for the laughs. You know what that means? Bad bunny. Oh, she's a bad bunny. That's a funny rabbit. So she said costumes in bed. You know, like your girl wearing different wigs and shit. Wigs?

If your girl's bad enough, you don't need to dress all that shit up. My favorite lingerie is titties. Me too. My love language is sucking dick. You feel me? You guys are disgusting.

Wait, your love language? You guys are on a roll. No, this is the truth. Wait, whose love language? My costume,

dog. You take it. We got to get that wig off of him before. But I hold you down. I'm going to hold you down I'm gonna hold you down You look like Sharon Taint You look like

Somebody's gonna Hit you with that axe You look horrible But it's great But it is great man You're a great guy Hey she likes you man She likes you

Brother she's in slow I know That's just a place To slip away my friend She's in Can't even pronounce it I know She said she's a Your Brother, she's in Slovakia. I know. That's just a place to slip away, my friend. She's in, can't even pronounce it. I know, but she said she's your fan. No, she's beautiful, and I would happily go over to your town. You don't know where it's at.

I get to see you. It's in the Baltic Ocean, Brendan. And you're a big massage guy. She's a massage therapist. That's true. He pays these little Asians to do backups on his back now. I got a massage today from this guy, Bike, Bike, Bike. You know that guy?

How am I supposed to know his name? So he's three bikes? Bike, Bike. Bike, Bike, Bike. I think it's two bikes. Bike, Bike, Bike. Was it good? Huh? Yeah, was it good?

It's today. It's today at five. Oh, now are you fully nude during the massage or just a towel in your undies? How do you get down? No, I take both my socks off. I put one of my socks on the thing. I put my, honestly, my penis and wiener and nuts into the other sock.

Display it. I'm confused. How do you do it? I am nude, but I have my privates in one of my own socks. Can you display it real quick? Is it the no-see socks? Are we talking like a long tube sock? Go ahead to show us. What do you mean, bro?

You mean the socks that you wore there? So you do this and do it in a sock? You put this in a long tube sock? Go ahead. Go ahead. Just show us. What do you mean, bro? You mean the socks that you wore there? So you do this and do it in a sock? Like you put this in a sock? Yes. Okay. Yeah, bro. That's all I want to know. Yeah.

Okay. That's fine. Yeah. Okay. And you feel protected? I mean, I know them there. I know them. It's a family.

They have a little baby named Elroy, I think is his name. Right. And his name's Bike Bike and the son's name's Elroy? Yeah. Weird. His boy, Elroy. A lot of people name their kids stuff from Jetsons.'s Elroy? Yeah. Weird. His boy Elroy. A lot of people name their kids stuff from Jetsons. Oh, the Jetsons. Elroy.

A lot of Vietnamese people name their kids stuff from cartoons. That makes sense. Yeah. Chin, I'm not going to be standing up for us, man. Asian is Asian. Yeah, Asian is Asian, dude. Asian hate is Asian hate, all right? Doesn't Chin have a brother named Voltron?

It was her favorite cartoon. And her sister He-Man. Our Balkan Biscuit has another submission for a game. I don't think Stevie and Eric have played yet. Balkan Biscuit. The Balkan Biscuit. Is that her website? She has only fans?

The legendary name game daddy yes we're doing halloween edition any murder or monster from either a movie or a tv show both come there we go you guys got this we need to zoom her in she needs to be zoom in immediately. I want to know what's going on in Balkan. Theo, on that outfit, you look like you subscribed to 17 different OnlyFans accounts. Thank you very much, actually. Have you ever subscribed to one? I'm a Hawaiian guy. Hey, we're in Jamaica, I mean.

Jamaica. Hey, my boat crashed here in Jamaica. You're the manager of the Island Boys. Hey, we got to leave. What are you, Rodney Dangerfield? What was that? Hey! I get no respect.

I get no respect. What was your question? Name game. Name game. Monsters. Horror movie villains. Killers or monsters. I think that's fair.

That's a good name game. So how do we play? Start with Theo. All right, I'll start. And it's just you four. Oh, so we're all playing? Yeah. Okay, go ahead.

Like classic monsters in any movie. Okay. Are we naming horror movies too? Does that count? Just the villain or the monster from it. So if it's Friday the 13th, you say Jason. Jason, all right. Go ahead.

Are we going clockwise? Are we going clockwise? Does Tito Ortiz count or no? This is fun. This is fun. Good thing you checked. Okay. No worries.

I'm going to go with Frankenstein. I'm up next. Dracula. Christine. Freddy Krueger. Jason Voorhees. Count it. Just because I want the game to keep going.

We'll take that. The Mummy. Dracula. He said Dracula. I said it. Oh, I want the game to keep going. We'll take that. The Mummy. Dracula. He said Dracula. I said it. Oh, I didn't hear you. That's Brendan's move. Yeah.

He said stuff quiet, and he didn't know he said it either. Class CT. You have no excuse. I wasn't even. Okay. But you're still the king. Leatherface. So I'm out?

You're out. Leatherface. I guess since we ended so early keep going Michael Myers didn't somebody say Jason different people Michael Myers is Halloween

most people listen to me people buying time to think but Brendan is just saying stuff Dracula vampire different he's out just vampire uh why dracula vampire uh different no no no i'm not a vampire you said dracula you just said the word yeah but dracula and vampire is different y'all don't know your horse i feel like vampire all right give him a pass for this round that's fine a vampire and dracula are not the same dracula's the king but you have to get the crony. Do you know a specific vampire, though? That would be the name.

Like the Lost Boys vampire. Interview with the vampire. Brad Pitt, the vampire. Tom Cruise and the vampire. All right, he did it. No more vampires. No more vampires. I don't like it, though.

Eric don't like it, though. I don't know. You want to throw him back in? Lestat would have been the name. He's out. Zelda from Pet Sematary The decrepit sister Bowser

Bowser for 3000 Bowser Whose children battled for decades That millions of children online He knows what he's talking about Brendan And in the early 90s classics Swamp Thing Slimer.

From Ghostbusters. He wasn't a bad guy. He was a cute pet. Slimer, he was a villain. Don't try to get me out of this one, man. Back off, King. Okay, that counts, right, guys?

Sure. Thank you. I'm going to go with the one and only Wario. Get off Mario's nuts, bro. That's all you got? There's bad guys in Mario. Wow.

Stay on Mario. We're just going to let that roll, huh? I'll go with the Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters. God damn it. You brought that shit, though. Hell yeah, I brought him. I'm talking about the big one, though, not the little twink one. Oh, Predator, Predator.

Oh, that's good. I'm going to go with Abyss. What the hell is that? With that movie with Sigourney Weaver. I know, but that's not a creature. That's the ocean. Have you seen the movie? They were scared for two hours.

That is not a creature. I'm going to call Stevie the winner. You can't call the ocean. It's the ocean. I feel like me and Stevie are still going. No, give him a pass. Vampire is like saying a man. Give him a pass.

Yeah. Vampire? You have to be specific, Brent. You have to be specific. Bowser. That's not even a horse shit. Bowser scares me even here. Hearing you say it makes me scared.

What's Bowser all about? I'm still in it. Okay. All right, dude. Okay, go ahead. Bring it. Kyrie Irving. Wait, wait. You didn't say yours. You didn't say yours. You didn't say Okay. All right, dude. Okay, go ahead. Bring it. Kyrie Irving. Wait, wait.

You didn't say yours. You didn't say yours. You didn't say yours. A coastline man. Oh, Werewolf. Huh? Werewolf. Jack Nelson Werewolf.

Do we want specific movies? We want specific shit? Yeah. Jack Nelson Werewolf. I don't want to be the judge. You have to name the actual werewolf. You have to name. Hey, I don't need Judge Middleton here.

Get a little freaking KKK guy to do it. Hey, Django, you're up. Name something? No, no. No, you're the judge. I said Jack Nicholson in the movie Werewolf. Okay, that's fine. Nobody's heard of that dude.

That's fine. Reagan from The Exorcist. Linda Blair Reagan, a.k.a. Exorcist. Damn. Steve's going in. You going like that? I'll do the nun. It's his turn.

I thought you were out. If we let you in, we got less. Oh my God. Then Eric's back in. Is he back in too? This is it. Last round. We're going until someone loses. We're doing this. Let's do this.

We'll just go until somebody loses. Eric's first since he's been in last. We'll just go until somebody loses. You can't rename the things we said. That's true. Obviously. Okay, go ahead. You did it the first time.

You know what? I will something. That's why they love games. They make games. Go ahead. Go ahead. Tycho. Go ahead.

Now I'm flustered. Go ahead. Yeah. I'm flustered myself. Jaws. flustered jaws wow good one it is good oh the swamp thing you already said i said it yeah no you didn't yeah no i'm sorry yeah i said that first no you didn't no sorry i love you are you sure guys yeah sorry pal you said swamp thing it's fine i don't remember him saying that. You're just a baby. You're fine.

I gave you guys. Okay, that's fine. You're fine. I'd say Stevie did the best, though. I do feel bad, though, because everybody else got passes and Stevie didn't get a pass. Let's run it back. No, no, no. Let's run it back.

That's it now. You're in. I lost. You're in. No, no, no. I'm out. I'm out. Dude.

No, Steve, we all got a pass. That's yours. We got it. Go. Okay. I shouldn't have to go next, I don't think. I can go. The Nun from The Con the conjuring movie you just said that no i didn't get to say it because theo went next so i'm still in you okay go ahead eric go ahead what i just went no no it goes clockwise okay

i'm gonna go cruella deville so we're going backwards now? Yeah, go. Alien. Oh, the alien. Alien. Ridley Scott, Alien. All right. Let's see. Captain Crunch. Oh, no, he's out. Sugar's bad for people. Yeah.

That's not a killer. It would make the top of your mouth. It would like rip up the top of your mouth. Yeah. Sugar is so bad for people. You count chocolate, right? That's fair right that's fair that's fair what are we doing

cereals what are we doing this motherfucker we're doing video games I can't I got one you guys are naming all cereals

fentanyl kills a lot of rappers more than that man oh Damien from Omen ooh good one ooh see I'm doing real ones

You guys are doing serials and stuff Please do real ones Okay Godzilla Alright good one He's not very scary but that's fine He's not scary To him he is

You know how many Asian cities Godzilla has trampled through? Fair point. Just saying, it's true. Facts. You know how many dumplings Godzilla's eaten? Yeah. I'm going to go with Gremlins. Wait, wait.

But what is the name of the Gremlins? Howie Mandel. No, before they turn into a Gremlins. He's both. No, because they're not scary when they're before that. You're talking about Gizmo. I'm talking about the gremlin. All right, all right.

That counts. Gremlin's one. Mugwise are not scary. I was going to say Mugwise. Yeah, they're not scary. I'm going to say it. Oh, good one. One of my faves.

No, but what's his name? What's his name? The clown has a name. The clown has a name. The clown has a name. No, they prefer name. Huh? The clown has a name. Pennywise. Pennywise. Okay, good for you.

They moved to you. We got to finish this up. Speed round now. Oh, Carrie. Yep. God damn it. That was in my head. It's a shit.

Good for you, Steve. Oh, man. Stephen King, Carrie. Island boy. Go ahead, Eric. Go ahead, Eric. Oh, I got a good one. Paul Reiser in Aliens.

What? He's out. He's out. No! Paul Reiser was the enemy in that movie. He was the bad guy. It's just a Jewish guy. What was his name, though?

His character? You can't say this because he's Jewish. It's scary. What's the name of the character in the movie, though? Yeah, the character. The character in the movie. Damn it. All right, I'm out.

Hellraiser. But he has a name, too. Yeah, I'm out. Hellraiser. But he has a name, too. Yeah, piece of shit. Hellraiser, though? He's the Hellraiser. No, no, he has a name. No, you know what I'm talking about. No, you know what I'm talking about.

It's something else. If I got to have a name. You talking about Pinhead? That's his name. You should have said that. You should have just said that. No, I thought I could just say Hellraiser. No, you don't have to say the name of the character.

Then I could just say Paul Reiser. Yeah, get down. I could just say Paul Reiser. Paul Reiser, dog. That was a fun game, dude. Nobody won? We all won. I got one. Cujo. Cujo was great. That's good.

Polar Express was scary the last couple of days. Like the middle It was a draw guys, good job You know what I don't like? And this is a fact bub Fatty, sorry It was an accident You meant Patty

My bad Patricia What I don't like is some of the Dining app, delivery app They let all these big companies advertise. You only see the same companies over and over again. We do not like that, man. I don't like that. I don't like going to restaurants.

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that's in this room. But this is my new home. I live in this mansion in South Jersey. I started a company during the pandemic. Pretty successful. Doing pretty big things. So living a good life. And yeah, I grew my mustache because you guys made fun of me.

So cool, thanks. And I got my tattoos finished because you guys made fun of me. So cool. And then I made a song for your album. And I hope my tattoos finished because you guys made fun of me. So cool. And then I made a song for your album, and I hope you heard it because it's fucking awesome. If not, you should play it right now on your show so everyone can hear it because it's a masterpiece. So my king in this thing is I got to be quiet because my wife doesn't know this. My king in this thing is living in a house that someone was murdered in because a doctor murdered his wife in my house how do you do it in 2012 and when we first got this house

the way the person told me the story it sounded like it happened somewhere else but now i found out that it happened here, in the master bedroom that I sleep in. Oh, no. It happened here. Oh, no, no. Hard pass. In the house I live in. Haven't you seen The Conjuring?

So, King and her stinging. Living in a house that someone was fucking murdered in. That they're making a documentary about. That's a hard stinging. That's a hard stinging. Well, I'm all about it. I'm all about the discount. I need answers, fellas.

What? Yeah. Dude, that's a haunted house. Dude, that's a King, bro. That's a stinging. That's a stinging. That's a stinging. Me and Brendan are at least on the same page. This is Price King, fellas. Dude, that's a haunted house. Dude, that's a king, bro. That's a stinging. That's a stinging. Me and Brendan are at least on the same page. This is Price King, dog.

Price King. So you would live in a haunted house where someone died. And he knew, too. He just didn't tell his wife. In the negotiations, the guy was like, dude, it's $100,000 off. You know what I mean? How about my coach in college bought the JonBenet Ramsey house where she was murdered in the basement?

JBR, dude. No, thank you. I would have a hard pass. No, I would have a hard pass. I want the same thing as you. You could be selling like, you know, there's a lot of people

who are into that kind of stuff. Yeah. You could have been in those shows, pageants. What are you talking about? You would have done well. What are you talking about? I would think if you got it,

here's my thing. I kill on stage, I kill at home, bro. You know what I'm saying, dog? I would think if you got it, here's my thing. I kill on stage, I kill at home, bro. You know what I'm saying, dawg? So if the wife gotta go, the wife gotta go. Not everybody could, you know, we can't all be winners. There it is. Boom. This is a song? Yeah. It's on the King of the Sting

album. Okay. Okay. That Asian Charles Bronson. He knew he was a killer. Hey, JT, he gave you a compliment. Bring it. That's good, baby. That's good. Wow. Yeah, I like this guy.

Wow, man. I like this guy. Yeah, this guy's awesome. I like this guy. I'm still curious. What is Theo's costume, dog? Yeah, Theo, what's going on there? You're the ghost of MTV Spring guy. Yeah, this guy's awesome. I like this guy. I'm still curious. What is Theo's costume, Doug? Yeah, Theo, what's going on there? You're the ghost of MTV Spring Break. Yeah.

Oh, there you go. You're Tom Selleck. You're Tom Selleck, dude. You're Tom Selleck from Magnum P.I. Yes. Fuck yeah. Hawaii Five-0. We found it.

Let go of my hands are fast. Yeah, dude. Stay connected. Hawaii Five-0? Hell yeah. Yeah, Hawaii Five-0. Yeah. Woo!

Pulling you boys over. What's going on here? Hello. Oh, Cone,. Hawaii Five-O. Yeah. Woo! Pulling you boys over. Oh, look what's going on here. Hello. Oh, Cone, you ain't going nowhere. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, damn.

Oh, this guy's for real. This one is Brennan's old girl. This is one of your girls from Costa Rica, Brennan. All right. Before you guys accuse me of cultural appropriation, I got a king in our stand for y'all. Cultural appropriation type of costumes. Obviously, I'm rocking the luchador mask. Yes, I am white.

But, you know, it gives me a chance to hit some devious licks on Halloween night and blame it on my little Mexican neighbor. Well, let me know and let the world know what you guys think. Gang gang, buzz buzz. I think everything is good to go. As long as you don't go blackface, you can do anything. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second. There was one part there. That part where he said

he blamed it on his Mexican neighbor. That's the bad part. But what if his Mexican neighbor is being, you know, a little too Mexican? Devious, yeah. So in what way is he being too Mexican? In ways that it could happen. Flaming hot Cheetos at his doorstep all the time.

Yeah, doing quinceañeras all night long. Yeah. Just for no reason? Yeah, just unlimited quinceañeras, dog. Are you the chambalana at that quinceañera? He got no daughters, but he's throwing Quinceañeras, man. That's illegal. He's saying he's thirsty, give him Cortada.

Yeah. Well, listen, I have a serious thought about this. My serious thought about this is, at what point do we try to move on in the world as opposed to always living in the past? What do we want kids to know about? If a kid is legitimately like, hey, I want to do this thing, and it's so innocent, and it means nothing to them other than fun.

You just can't go blackface. I don't think you can be able to, though. Well, ask the Prime Minister of Canada. We're one generation. Ask Jimmy Kimmel, dude. He did it. He did that? Oh, yeah.

He did that? He did Carmelone. Yeah. It was hilarious. And he was friends with Carmelone. You think he did it to be mean? No, yeah. He did that? He did Carmelo. And he was friends with Carmelo. You think he did it to be mean? No. I think a lot of it is intention. The people that make it bad is the media, man. Fucking nailed that, dude.

Because kids... That's my Ghostbuster gun. Well, that's fine. Grow up. But what I'm saying is this. There you go, right there. There he is. That was hilarious. Wait, that's Jimmy Kimmel? Yeah, it is. And he was trying to come after people and cancel them. Wow. Yeah, dude, what the fuck is he talking about? Now, here's Jimmy Kimmel? Yeah, it is. No. And he was trying to come after people and cancel them. Wow.

Yeah, dude, what the fuck is he saying? Now, here's the thing, man. If he can't even ball, he can't even ball, though. No. Then that's fucking, that's wrong. Far belong to the one we should be canceling. People don't know it, but he impregnated a 13-year-old when he was in college. That's why he got the nickname The Mailman.

Figure it out, yo. Yeah. Figure it out. Or Tropic Thunder, Robert Downey. He did it. He did. And he was in a character, and it was funny. Couldn't do that these days, but that was-

You know what I mean? He almost won an Oscar for that. If you paint yourself black, and you run out, and you start yelling, I'm an N-word at people, that's not right, man. That shit has- That kind of stuff is in. It's not- It's not right.

It's not funny, Jim. I don't just say it's not right. Jim, speak up. This is what matters, dog. Jim, speak up, dude. Speak up. I apologize. We're serious, Jim. Go funny, Jim. I don't just say it's not right. Look at us, man. I apologize. We're serious, Jim. I sting it.

Yeah, I sting it. A hundred percent. I clan it, dude. That's what I say. You don't stand that one. But here's the thing.

You know what is interesting, though, I noticed? People are getting so diverse now with mixed race and stuff.

You can't even be like, the old race doesn't even make sense anymore. Because everyone's a melting pot. People are getting so diverse now with mixed race and stuff. You can't even be like... The old race and shit doesn't even make sense anymore. Because everyone's mixed. Everyone's a melting pot. People are so mixed, you can't... You have no idea. Half the crowd is mixed.

You say anything, you're going to offend me if I want to be. Well, if you have like a quarter native, a quarter Chinese, everyone's mixed. Because you have blackface built into you. Yeah. Which is pretty cool. You get a, you know... I'm light-faced. Came with it. Okay. But I don't know, man. Yeah. Which is pretty cool. You get a, you know. I'm light-faced. Came with it.

Okay. But I don't know, man. So it's all context then. It's all context. I know, but the context is lost. Nuance is lost because people get upset about things. It's only lost on the media, though, I think. No, I think that there are.

It's only lost in Hollywood. I think the older generation is still holding on to these things, too. And I understand that. That's the young kids. No, no, no, man. No one's woke online. No, no, no, man. No one's woke online. No, no, but it is. The older generation also remembers

what this really meant. That's a good point. What does woke really mean? What does that really mean? Woke? Being woke? Woke is when you don't have the words to articulate your position.

And that's being woke? Then you say woke. Yeah, Cole. Because, by the way, you could say woke on either side. Like, say, pick abortion. You could be like, you know why I'm pro-life? Because I'm woke. You know why I'm pro-choice? Because I say woke. Yeah, Cone. Because, by the way, you could say woke on either side. Like, say, pick abortion. You could be like, you know why I'm pro-life? Because I'm woke.

You know why I'm pro-choice? Because I'm woke. Exactly. So it doesn't mean anything. It means nothing. Yeah, when you think of that, Cone. I thought it means you know about the aliens and stuff. Like, you're woke.

You know about other extraterrestrials. Maybe. That's what people, they would say that. That's what Bigfoot people say that, too. Yeah. Y'all don't know about Bigfoot. Right. We woke. Stay woke. Stay woke. Stay woke. That's where Forfoot people say that too. Y'all don't know about Bigfoot. Right.

Stay woke. Stay woke. Stay woke. That's where it's woke. Yeah. I was curious. Yeah, a lot of people like the Wokeness Monster, whatever that thing was.

Yep. That'd be great. The Wokeness Monster comes out of the ocean and starts like, you know, you guys need to. It'd be a funny skit. Yeah. Our pumpkin guy had a second good King of the Stars. Oh, I love this dude. Is that him?

Can we play his first one again one more time? Yeah. So funny. He's funny. Pumpkin. Pumpkin. I want to see his girl. His girl's going to be furious when she sees this.

Fuck you. I'm trying. Oh, she's going to watch it. She's going to watch it. Dress like a pumpkin. But he has pumpkin. She's making his house a home. He should not take that for granted.

That is nice, actually. Listen to this bitch over here. Look at this bitch over here. Look at this old sister-in-law. This old soy boy bitch over here. No, Nick's in his feelings. Nick's single, dog. There's nothing sadder.

You get home and ain't no decorations. Ain't no damn little orange cupcake. Yeah, you're right. No presents under the tree Yeah, I'm at you to you go home later. You take this off and masturbate and that's your Halloween, bro You know I'm saying he making lives in one. He's making don't eat pancakes on the hot plate. Come on future having bingo down You'll be fine. Watch it. Seriously. Beautiful baby award. Me!

You're really good. You're doing something to me this morning. It's called oppression, bro. You're really pressing the issue. That's oppression, dude. I love you. I love you. It's okay.

What's going on, Theo, Brandon, Big Griff, Stevie? I got a King of the Sting for you guys. Fucking pumpkins. Yeah, baby. Every time my girl goes to the store, she comes back with a new fucking pumpkin. Everything. Somebody should put music to this. You know what I mean?

Our placemats. Pumpkins. Our coasters. Pumpkins. Our doormats. Pumpkins. We said, hey there, pumpkin. Fingers sting it.

Fucking pumpkin. King it, king it, king it, and king it. Bro, can you find that guy's TikTok for me? I got to put that on my TikTok. That shit's hilarious. Oh, yeah, it's hilarious. Hell yeah. His girl don't even know.

She's about to be like, man, fuck you. Because he seems like very, he got a personality, like he just goes with the flow. Yeah. You know what I mean? So his girl does all this stuff, and she's like, what do you think, baby? And he's like, it's cool, baby. It's cool, yeah. But then he came to stand like, what y'all thinking baby? And he's like, it's cool, baby. And then he came to stand

like, what y'all thinking? It is bullshit. Look at this bullshit. This will be the most they've communicated from me ever. Oh, yeah. You think she'll really watch this?

Oh, yeah. Someone's going to send it to her. That's not what you did, honey. We're his friends, friends, sisters. This is the kind of stuff we need a follow-up on. Yes.

We need follow-up with this guy. That's a great point, man. We got to get the girl. Or get the girl. Get the girl's video. I'd love to have the with this guy. That's a great point. You know, we gotta get the girl. Get the girl's video. I'd love to have the girl and him on a response video. And then we have them talk about it. I told you something nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, I'm trying to make this apartment a home.

So we'll talk to the Vulcan bunny or Biscuit and him. Yeah, we gotta get Biscuit on. Alright, let's see his second one. Gang, gang, what's going on for you guys adult trick-or-treating you know the last few years they've been tough man it's been getting tougher and tougher on his foot coercing chocolates out of my more fortunate neighbors but uh you know i usually come away with a few things you know i noticed that it helps a little

bit if you pretend you have some sort of mental impairment disability you have some of the tism on the spectrum or maybe some of the uh syndrome normally you can coerce a few more of those chocolate hitters hey pause it real quick. I don't have a job vibes after this. Anybody else, he's home in the middle of the day. His wife's at work. I don't understand why he didn't wash his hands in the bathroom. It might be a small apartment.

And also, when you have nothing to do all day, you do shit like that. That's what I'm saying. I'm bored vibe. Because his wife's at work. You can't in one room wash your hands Yeah, pumpkin. That's what I'm saying. It's a I'm bored vibe. Pumpkin, pumpkin. Because his wife at work. His girls at work. You pee in one room, you go wash your hands in the other. You might as well pee in the sink. That was a deep pee, though.

It looked like a heavy pee. It was a hard power sip. I don't like how he wasn't looking at what was going on. No, drip, drip. He for sure peed on his foot. That Harlem stream, baby. That dude running. Gang, gang, drip, drip.

He does have 14 more submissions for us. Oh, so he doesn't have. Okay, I see what you guys are getting at. Does he really? It makes sense. Is he shitting in one? That'd be funny. His girl's probably like, what'd you do all day? Like, babe, I did interviews.

Yeah, I was on monster.com. So what is the king of the stinger? Adult trick-or-treating. Essentially going without kids. Bro, if you're a grown man, you come to my house, you ain't getting no fucking candy. Unless you have kids. I don't know. But also, though, you know you do this, Brennan.

Y'all send y'all children up there and then look in their bag and get something. Dude, if I know a house that's giving out the full candy bar, I tell my son, we're going back around, dog. We're taking a lap around the block and going back to that house. You give them a second costume? But y'all rich. Your neighbor's giving out all kind of stock tips probably they give you cryptocurrency yeah gasoline cans of gas gas is expensive so I guess that well yeah they gave I remember getting some fucking wild shit when I was a girl do you remember them dumb bitches the older

ladies give you like pennies or apples yeah but Theo's old neighbor, he was getting full cans of beer. Yeah, the apples were good. You know what I'm saying? One dude gave people a pat on the back. Trick or treat. Give you a handshake. Yeah, beautiful guy, too. What up, fellas?

It's your boy Josh coming out of Penn State. I just had a question for y'all. I'm wondering what the weirdest shit y'all ever seen handed out at trick-or-treating is. Just has to spit or something. We once had a question for y'all. I'm wondering what the weirdest shit y'all ever seen handed out at trick-or-treating is. This has to be spitters or something. We once had a lady in my grandma's neighborhood handing out fruit kebabs.

Nobody want that shit, man. Come on. Don't trust it. Fruit kebabs? Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Gang, baby. P.S. Brendan, you look like a Roblox version of Channing Tatum, you ugly fuck.

What? That's all right. But the kiss didn't help at the end. Why doning tatum you ugly fucker what that's all right but the kiss didn't help at the end why do you have to say ugly fuck it was a fine roast did he kiss at the end yeah i think he did i think he's struggling with his pronoun yeah and it's right that close-up look at the face if he had this wig on we'd all want to smash oh he's what he's one frat party away from being arrested yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Looks like a white Paolo Costa. Ooh, a little bit. I would say a caramel apple. Yeah.

Oh, I love a caramel apple. No, I mean, he said trick-or-treating, something weird. That's a big thing to give out to kids. That's a great gift. The best. I know, but that being. No, but the thing about the caramel apple is if it's not wrapped up, then you got to like.

You got to give a fun. People got to, you got to hand it to them like this. Then they got to eat it on the spot. That's homemade dog I'm trying to like how many All those caramel apples you have to Grinch a Halloween over I love that You can't put it in the bag so now you have to have a wrap now I have to eat it. Yeah, right on the spot Yeah

Yeah, people have's lit. You lucky to have it. Somebody made that damn apple for you. Yeah, man. That's a special thing. The time they put to dip that shit in caramel. You eat them bitches up. Yeah, people have them up on a truck out here. Yeah. Hell yeah. People mulling them over in a sphincter from Mexico when you eating them bitches, dog. Yeah, you are.

No, I'm not. Yeah, you are. They're delicious. Yeah, you are. The manzana mules, baby. So king it. People over here mulling them. No, he asked what is the weirdest thing you've ever seen somebody give.

Not a caramel apple. I don't think caramel apples are weird, though. I think they're like giving out change or like when they give out just the healthy treats and shit. Yeah, the healthy things. Like the Nutri-Grain bar, bitch. It's like, fuck off, man. He's fine. You know what I mean?

What? They give out healthy treats? Yeah. Like, give me an example. Give me an example. A Nutri-Grain bar. They give you a little goldfish in your hand. Or some carrots.

You know what I'm saying? Or some nuts. Help me out. It's like having- It's little goldfish in your hand. Or some carrots. You know what I'm saying? Or some nuts. Help me out. It's like having goldfish. It's like having counseling. It's like having counseling at a whole house. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

Goldfish, huh? Holy moly. I'll tell you one strange thing, ladies. Do you see the individually wrapped Fig Newtons? Whoa, that's weird. How is that weird? Dude, I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it.

I remember this. Individual Fig Newtons? It's different. No, no. That's an I enjoyed it I remember this Individual fig newtons It's different That's an over cookie You're not giving people Out packs You're not giving out A 16 pack of fig newtons

To like every You know that's a lot of money So you had to open The fig newtons up And you gotta wrap them up And give people What Like styrofoam

Like what Like styrofoam No inside Like maybe some plastic You ever see them Lazy bitches They put out the candy And says don't ring the doorbell just take one oh no they'll take the whole every kid just empty sometimes they have cancer though and they can't keep coming to the door because they don't have enough energy i didn't think about that but yeah

you and you no i didn't say i said you guys i was just wondering what kind of treats you guys had growing up chin can you help me out that's what you guys I was just wondering What kind of treats You guys had growing up Chin Can you help me out here That's what you said You said that we Are kind of people Kind of goldfish

Is there a specific type Of Korean treat That they don't have In a white neighborhood Did they give out Like crispy seaweed Or some shit Rice cakes

Weird There you go That's interesting Rice cakes Sugar on the nose Can we see Halloween rice cakes That's not weird though Rice cakes ain't weird

That's fucking weird I'd be pissed No it's not Rice cakes Why do y't weird That's fucking weird I'd be pissed That's weird No it's not Rice cakes Why do y'all get pissed at Y'all get pissed Every treat y'all get

And both y'all Honestly a little thick So y'all obviously Enjoy some treats You third think It's in the room Motherfuckers Don't act like

Yeah that's weird Rice cakes is weird Don't act like you Didn't get corn dogs In your neighborhood And these are like The healthy rice cakes Or like rice crispy treats?

Korean rice cakes. So they're made with like rice. They're covered in sugar? Yeah, they have sugar in it. Oh, I'm in. It's really sweet. That's what I'm saying. It's not weird. Okay, so Korean rice cake.

But I mean, yeah, they're like swaps. You have to elaborate, man, because they might think they're all the same. Oh, you know what? Korean. Jin, you know what it is?

You know what you think a rice cake is? That's a rice crispy treat, dog. No, that's dog. That's dog. That's a different type of rice cake. No, duck.

Google's racist. Duck, duck. Oh, duck, duck. You got a duck in you, dog. No, that's duck. That's duck. That's a different type of rice cake. No, duck. Google's racist. Oh, duck diet. You got a duck in you, bro. Is it good? Yeah, it's delicious. Delicious. Is it a dessert? No, they put it in soup,

stews. It's like a potato? It's a rice cake, Brandon. It's a rice cake. Yeah, it's just a sauce. It looks nice. Yeah, it's not dry. Did they have like

open barbecue pits outside the house during Halloween because everybody had to come cook their own? Some of those. Yeah, you got to just stick soft. It looks nice. Yeah, it's not dry. Did they have like open barbecue pits outside the house during Halloween because everybody had to come cook their own? Some of those. Yeah, you got to just stick up. Yeah. That's tough.

Yeah, that's tough. You grab them. Look at them little things trying to flirt with me. There's different colors. Yeah. Damn, bro. This is going to turn me on somewhere. Sometimes they have red bean in them.

Yeah, yep. But that bean probably wouldn't like the red beans. Is that sushi, too? That looks like sushi, though. Yeah. No, no. That's rice. That's rice cake.

I know, but it just looks like sushi. Yeah, it does. The way they have it set up. You don't think she does. I know, but it just looks like sushi. Yeah, it does. The way they have it set up. You know what? You know what? I'll bring some next time. I'll go to the store so you guys can really taste it.

What is that? You know. Chin, right? I'll bring some thong for you. What is that? The feels are looking. He's a liar. I'll bring you guys thong. You know, I am surprised that you guys haven't had that more often.

What do you mean, you got? No, you know when you had that more often. What do you mean, you guys? You know when you go to a radio... What do you mean by that? I'm sorry. You identify as what? What do you mean, you guys? That's it now? You're about to storm out like that one viral video.

Really? Call me bro one more time! Like food people don't give you guys. You know you go to morning radio and it's like the local teriyaki guys. Like, oh, I brought some food for everybody. Yeah, cultural cook order. We need to get some more of that going on here. Yeah, like a cultural cook order.

There's going to be a food truck outside when we leave here. I got a food truck with Chuck Liddell if you guys are hungry. Really? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Cool. I already ate, but I'll eat again.

So we got Cats in the Wild, an Eric Griffin sighting. Uh-oh. Let's see it. Let me guess. The nose and thing. I know. But they said they wanted to be. You want to be you for Halloween, man?

Yeah. I get it. That's why I should have sell those. That's flattering, dude. A little homie. Damn, that does look like you, man. It does. Minus the Hitler mustache.

That does look like you. Eric Riepen. That's beautiful, dude. That's beautiful dude that's beautiful who sent that in that's cute man this is one of the common jokes though

that you know they do that to you a lot yeah everybody says that oh you look like your nose and mustache comes off beautiful little fella after you've heard that

a hundred and I wish my name was spelled correctly it's E-R-I-K but it's fine it's fine that's what's wrong he's a victim

in everything never ends that's my costume It's fine. That's what's wrong. He's a victim in everything, bro. Never ends, huh? That's my costume. It's a King of the Sting couple. What is going on here? Game of Thrones-y King of the Sting vibes. Oh, nice.

I like that. I think I met that guy. She's a little bumblebee. Oh, yeah. That's cute. Buzz, buzz, young lady. And if there's any more King of the Sting costumes, send them in. We'll look at them next week for the weekend. Buzz, dude.

They could also be Iowa fans. Iowa fans. Facts. Hawkeyes. Hawkeyes. Yeah, Hawkeyes. Hawkeyes. Is that it, Nick?

That's it. Oh, man. We did it, guys. Yeah, we did. Happy Halloween, everybody. That was a fun one. I like the trivia game. You know what I miss getting at Halloween was good was the people make the popcorn balls

ooh I love those what's that the colored popcorn balls caramel popcorn caramel popcorn balls some have a little food color in it can you bring that up

yeah my favorite's the butterfingers the little small butterfingers I like all the chocolate on the little ones hell yeah do you remember your laugh like

when you were a kid what's the last costume you wore as a kid? I don't remember. That was an M&M. Really? Oh, that's delicious. The candy or wrapper?

Willy Wonka style. Those are fantastic. Yeah, that looks good. That's a good shout out, Theo. Those are my favorite. The red one. It was cinnamon sometimes. The last costume you wore as a kid was an M&M candy?

Yeah, it was a blue M&M. But what did you got? All we had was Raggedy Ann. That was it. It was all Raggedy Ann. My mom had nine Raggedy Ann costumes. Everybody was Raggedy Ann. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

It was a little weird. The whole family Raggedy Ann. It sounds weird. Your whole family was Raggedy? Yeah, just Raggedy Ann. Every year? Raggedy ass family every year. Sometime we had, then in Chi school, what I do,

oh, Where's Waldo? I did that literally eight years before anybody else did that shit. The Waldo thing? Where's Waldo? The costume this year is going to be,

every bitch is going to be from Squid Game. Oh, you're right. You're right. Some people get canceled because they're going to do something with their eyes. With their eyes, yeah.

And I think the Island Boys are going to be a big one too. Oh, that's true. That's perfectly timed. Yeah. Do you have the Island Boys are going to be a big one too. Oh, that's true. Perfectly timed. Yeah. Do you have the first one to do it? If they would have made costumes and sold them.

Sold them. Just the hair. All you need is the hair piece and everything else. What about the tattoos? You need the tattoos. You can just draw it at yourself. You need the tattoos.

Or just buy the stick on tattoos. Because a few years ago, what's it called? What's the Margot whatever? Margot Robbie? yeah oh when she was the suicide yeah yeah harley quinn like that was a big costume for the last four years ultimate slut yeah yeah just harley quinn harley quinn you know so now we you know yeah they love harley yeah yeah i remember underoos underoos are fun to wear yeah yeah and love it steven probably has i had some i did have some would not be shocked

oh god hello damn baby got busy yeah yeah that's that queen's biscuit dog what's that from damn i just googled harley queen costume god dog that's harley harley buns right there yeah i don't even know what costume people could be. I got to be a costume. You going somewhere for Halloween, Theo? You just going to be a costume? Yeah, what are you going to do, Theo? I don't have no idea. Come trick-or-treating me and the kids. I don't have no plan over there.

Where y'all going? In y'all's neighborhood? Yeah, it's great. Y'all ain't got no sidewalks in that bitch, though. No, we do. Y'all right up the street, dog. Really? Yeah.

Yeah, why don't you do that? It's lit over there. Where you got that bougie neighborhood? It's lit over there. You got that bougie neighborhood. It's rich, haven't you? Whitney Cummings lives by him. You live by Whitney? Uh-huh. Oh, that's a nice neighborhood.

Thanks, dude. Yeah. Kind of hurts the kids, though, because the houses are so spread apart. So far apart. Yeah. And a lot of uphill, too, them kids. They have a big house. I know.

It's hard to be sad. No, I'm just guessing because Whitney's has a big house. Hard to be a thick kid with all them hills, right? Whitney giving out podcast clips over there probably. Just drop it in your bag. And hair dye. And all the little girls can come wash themselves on the fountain. They got money over there.

Whitney, she's probably giving out money. Oh, yeah, she's rolling in. She might be giving out crypto. $4, $5, man. Money in horse feed. That would be the weirdest thing to give out. What?

You open the door and somebody just give you $5. Dude, that's it. I'd be stoked. To get some little kid off your property, dog. Hell, yeah.

$5. I'd give her $2. Yeah, but then that would spread fat. You'd have a lot. Dog, we had some old lady giving out $2 coins. Really?

Yes. That's cool. That's cool. Yeah. Dog, we had some old lady giving out $2 coins. Really? Yes. That's cool. That's cool. Yeah. Dude, remember when people would say instead of the N where they'd be like, what's up, my ninjas? People would say that for a while. Yeah.

That literally, like, right when that came out, I was at my step family's house, and they opened the door. Halloween, the first family, all black ninjas. Oh. Black dad, three black sons or daughters. All ninjas. What's up, ninjas? Did you say what's up, ninjas?

I didn't say nothing. Yeah, you said what's up, everybody. Hey, y'all be like, hey. Hey, friends. This is a trap. Yeah, see what y'all trying to do. Is the camera crew ready? You got that body cam on that young one.

Yep. You already got my friend Morgan Wallen. But the old days, bro, we used to invite my buddy Pug across the street. We'd get on the rooftop with all these pellet guns and invite Pug over and just cap him right when he got on the street. Oh, damn. Oh, you were that kid with the BB gun? Was he dressed up though? Was he dressed up?

Huh? Was he dressed up when you'd shoot him? He was probably dressed up. Because that's fun. Yeah, he was dressed up like a little, sometimes like like a little uh trojan horse or like a little uh centurion yeah dude those things hurt the the bb gun yeah are you gonna let your kids not when you're a kid they hurt more as an adult like a red rider skin is thinner yeah and you're also thinking about it too as an adult you're like i can't believe you're you know you're yeah my eye or something you know

you can you all and when you're a kid you don't you don't even you're, you know, my eye or something. You know, when you're a kid, you don't even care. The kid, you go, shoot me. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are the games. Well, fellas, happy Halloween. Yeah, happy Halloween. This week's getting itchy.

Can't believe Halloween's already here, man. Another year. No, this is the start of the nonsense season. So you talk about we got Halloween, we're going to go into Thanksgiving, then all the Christmas shopping and all that kind of stuff. Eric's going to hate it. You know what my girl said the other day? Eric's ready to hate.

Yeah, Eric's ready to hate. Yeah, I'm just – Yeah, you the Grinch, dog, of holidays. Hey. You know, when you don't – Does your girl expect fancy gifts? No, listen, listen. I am better about it now because now I have somebody to share the stuff with.

Yeah, you used to be real sad. Yeah, when I was just a single dude, Christmas come around, and it's just like, well, I got to go to my mom's place, and that's it. You know what I mean? You feel like a loser. Yeah, you need to have family, and you have the people to share it with. Last year was the first year. I remember for Thanksgiving, I cooked a turkey myself, and we invited a couple of our friends over. And I was like, oh, man, so Thanksgiving meant more to friend last year for the first time because i made it a family thing so that's what

i mean it's like so all you out there if you're like especially because of like the pandemic type stuff you know get some friends you know over eric's house well no give them your address yeah they can find it i haven't met your new. I say blaze up a John if you got your fucking little thick cousin over there and you'll fucking have a little something. Yep. Yep. Yeah, Thanksgiving's probably great at your place. The best. Theo comes over.

You come over to his place? I've been over there. I've seen them find his children. I always invite Theo. Yeah, I've been over there. I'm not allowed over there. Is that a pity invite? No, never.

He's always by himself, so I have him come over with the fam. He's bringing girls over there. I bring a lot of my kids. What'd you say? Oh, does he bring a date? No, he's bringing dates. I brought have him come over with the fam. He's bringing girls over. I don't know where my kids. What'd you say? Oh, does he bring a date? No, he's bringing dates. I brought a date one time, I think. A couple times I have.

Oh, no. Tiger's birthday brought a date. Yeah. Megan came one time, I think. He forced her to call her Aunt Maggie. I was like, all right, dude. Gotta say that. All right, man.

Take it easy. Dude, I'll tell you this. I'll tell you who's going to really get haunted this weekend is Peter Yan. Dude is about to get freaking haunted by a boy, Sandhagen. Dude, give it up. Who's Peter Yan? Sandman. Aurora's finest, Corey Sandhagen.

Who's that? Is this some fighting stuff? Oh, there's a fighter. It's going to be a good fight. I think it goes the distance. No, I think Corey knocks him out. I kind of was looking at the over, too. I got two grand on it.

Terror is... Terror is... Fed Terror is them Russian boys they're real durable. Oh yeah, they're tough. My boy Corey can knock them out. But the Corey they're talking about, he's been on Food Truck, he's been on This Past Weekend. Friend of the show. When I was fighting, he came to the gym, he was 16.

Never trained before, he's a basketball player. Now he's fighting for a world championship. Where's he from? Aurora. What weight division? But he's fighting a a world championship. Jeez. Where's he from? Aurora. Oh, all right. What weight division? But he's fighting a Russian guy? Oh, 135. Yeah, because of Benoit.

Them Russians, though. That's the new poor people. Yeah, they're tough. Russians are the new blacks. Yeah, that's why you don't see a lot of black people fighting anymore because it's not as bad as it was. You just get these stories. You see a lot of it.

I think the Russians took over. I don't know. The Russians took over. If you have to be in a bread line, you're coming hard in the ring. Remember when black was just hitting Asians out of control? Remember that, Chin? I mean, I saw it on the news.

Chin thinks it's a conspiracy theory. I just think they overblew it, and then people just jumped on the bandwagon. Wait. You think the media overblew something? Yep, get them Eric What? The Asian hate stuff

I was hoping Yep, I was hoping he'd say Keep the same energy Around a half black guy Well they could've made up Y'all could've got back at him If you'd have thrown a couple brothers In that squid games

Oh yeah By the way You're halfway there, Theo Your pants Chopped them out Oh yeah Half squid, half Hawaiian Half squid game outfit, yeah My grandfather died in these pants actually Oh oh yeah by the way you're halfway there steel your pants chopped them out oh yeah yeah oh half squid half wine my grandfather died in these pants actually oh those are haunted huh that's an

heirloom yeah it's heirloom was your grandfather was your grandfather break dancing like what did he have those on for no he had these grandfather he was just old and they cut his toes off because he was smoking he smoked too much he smoked all you could he had diabetes I don't know if he had that but they cut his toes off but um and then he died but these were the pants he died that must have been your mother's died yeah because I died comfy though yeah oh it is very little squid game yeah yeah it is you guys finished watching it I'm uh episode two okay what how What took you so long? Yeah, man. It's not my thing. Really? What?

It's good. Great television? Not my thing. Okay. I like it because they, it's finally, they've beaten up the women. Everybody's getting a dose in that bitch.

Yeah, they are. It's crazy. Yeah, the challenges are crazy. It's more realistic. They ain't worried about that stuff over there. They ain't worried about that. They ain't worried about

who's watching to be like, yo, you can't treat someone watching. They're just like, do you see what Mark Norman tweeted? He goes, man, check out Squid Game. It's not diverse enough for me, man. You know what, though?

You joke, but that will be the thing that's going to become a thing. Oh, yeah. What, diversity? Yeah, they're going to be like, whoa. They're going to find something. They filmed in Korea. Well, hey hey that's what we're saying yeah but now but now american woke americans are watching it they need yeah

representation i guess which i'm all for they're gonna have to ask like they're gonna have to change it where the people like before they shoot women they got to be like do i have permission or the americans just gonna recreate and fucking fucking cast Matt Damon as the main guy. You feel me? No, Bernie. Nobody feels that. Yeah, he was in The Great Wall. He got all this

sort of shit for it. The Great Wall of China? Yep. He was in the movie The Great Wall. They were so pissed at him. Theo got a little Matt Damon in him though, right?

A little bit. A little bit. In the face. I got a little door Matt Damon. Yeah. You're like, you know, Trailer Park Damon.

I got a little Matt Damon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like if Matt Damon didn Yeah. You're like, you know, Trailer Park Damon. I got a little Matt Damon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like if Matt Damon didn't make it. Yeah. The acting didn't work out. Yep. Or if he did lawn care. That's what I was going to start, Matt Damon's lawn care.

Oh, that'd be fun. Yeah. Nasty with them figs. Like if somebody comes up to you And they're like And they Like Has that ever happened to you Like they think you're someone else

Would you just be like There you go dude There you go There you go That's been sent in a lot by Yeah It's very similar to you Dude I was in the gym

Some kid goes Dude he comes up to me And he goes Hey man are you Tom Hardy Right I said you ever seen Tom Hardy bro You should just go yes You should just say yes

But that's a compliment though that's a compliment no he's a dime piece oh yeah he's a handsome dude he's short yeah I said you ever seen

Tom Hardy that's the problem you have with it yeah dog handsome y'all two got y'all got too many problems we don't have any problems

no you guys are perfectly normal over there alright love you guys thank you hey I'm doing shows in LA before I run my special in Dallas

November 4th and 5th I'm'm at the Ha with the squad. And then Dallas, Addison Improv, November 11th through the 13th, get your tickets. Happy Halloween. I'm going to be at the Spotlight Casino December 4th in Coachella, California. Oh, damn, doggy. You look like the mascot for Coachella right now. Oh, thanks, man.. You look like the mascot for Coachella right now. Oh, thanks, man. You look sick.

Yeah. Aloha to all my Hawaiian friends who celebrate Christmas out on the island. And what else do we got? That's about it coming up, I think. Burlington, Albany. I'll be in some places next week, but I think those are maybe sold out. Buffalo might have some tickets. But otherwise, Coachella, that's it.

That's what we got. I'm at the House of Comedy. Island boy. In Washington, D.C.? No, in Vancouver. That's my next one coming up. I'm at the Tempe Improv, guys. I'll be at the Vancouver.

Doing what? I have to get a spot for Jeremiah. No, but first, Steve's going to be in the- I don't even have a set, man. No, Steve, Steve. Holy shit. On Monday. Dude, you okay, bud?

I'm kind of anxious on monday you're coming to the improv i gotta do it listen you know that on monday you're coming to the improv remember this monday this monday coming up it's coming up yeah november 1st i gotta write yeah november 1st steve will be eric griffin and friends at the lab in hollywood yeah remember that you're gonna be fine, buddy. What's the worst that could happen? I'll just go up. I told people to bring tomatoes.

Okay, thanks for tuning in. Where's that outfit? Right after we finish, let's get a group pic. All right, let's do it. This was our Vietnam, bro. October 31st, it was us against the world. We was going to get them baby snicker. We'd all be on the back of mom's car but with the tailgate down and she's rolling bro and we're on the back and mom would roll up by the yard and we would run and jump off that tailgate into the yard as that car was going

just like out right out the back of a c-130 man man, shout out to all of our servicemen and women. Just tumble roll into the yard. Lose half your fucking candy in the roll. Whatever. Onward. Onward. And then your sister would come off at the last minute. She only two years old. And then it was just every step you could get through the dark grass to get up to that front door.

Drink our drink. get through the dark grass to get up to that front door. Dracontra! And the mom is right there and she's got the big bowl and she's dressed up like a little cat. Man, you hope that snicker was in there. God, I loved Halloween.