The Golden Hour - Episode 146: From Poway To The Hallway

Episode Date: November 5, 2021

The guys talk SteeBee finallly doing a standup set at Erik's show, Erik's Jim Carrey story and how he landed his role on "I'm Dying Up Here", Brendan's Jim Gaffigan and Dave Chappelle stories, getting bumped by other comedians, favorite Halloween costumes, an all new KATS theme song and music video with a special appearance by Lil Brows, Theo's hilarious interview with Jesse Ventura, celebrities the guys would like to beat up and much more! Get your King and the Sting merch at katsmerch.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I realized there's like a psychology going on in the room. Before you go on? Yeah, I felt like they know if you're desperate. I realized there's like a psychology going on in the room. Before you go on? Yeah, I felt like they know if you're desperate. They could sense shit. Oh, yeah. You're a line tamer. Yeah, I'm just like, you know, like the things I thought,

okay, this is going to work, didn't work. There's only one way to find out. But the things that I didn't even plan or whatever, just saying. Worked. Worked. Yeah. So I don't know what's going on there. Well or whatever, just saying. Worked. Worked. Yeah. So I don't know what's going on there. Well, let me say now. Go ahead.

Okay. Let me say now. From a professional's point of view. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to say that I was really proud of you, how you went up there. You didn't get, you weren't nervous. Even if you weren't nervous, you didn't show it. Dude, I was so nervous.

Okay, but you didn't show it. I was trembling. I was like, oh, I was scared. I was like, oh, I was so scared. Listen to this. He didn't show it dude i was so nervous okay but you didn't be you didn't show it trembling i was like oh i was a scare i was like oh well listen listen he didn't show it he was he he commanded the stage you were very comfortable talking to people he was interacting with people it was like a whole thing but then i felt like that if if i wasn't standing there kind of being like all right he would have kept going yeah you know what mean? And so it was a great comeback. And he did have some jokes. I recorded it, but he didn't want me to show it to you guys. Let's not show that now, though.

Let me go through the process. He didn't want to show it. We'll have a good five minutes. We'll have a good five minutes and record that. Yeah, but he was like, again, it was very comfortable. And you did it. And it was great. And I'm glad you got that out of the way. And now you're going to just have to get out there and keep doing it.

Stevie, that's 99% of people couldn't even just get on stage, let alone have a good time out there. I don't know how the hell you guys do amphitheater. I don't know how the hell you guys do these shows. Do you guys still get scared? Nervous, for sure. I do. You've been doing it long enough, though. This guy, he could have taken a nap up there.

He was, like, leaning against the mic stand. I only get nervous when it depends on, like, let's say you're doing some stadium show or whatever it is. You're doing some show where somebody's like, like, I did a show with Dane Cook one time, and it was, like, so many people. Back in the day? No, no. This was recently. He was on this tour before COVID, and it was, like, we were in, like, Austin or something tour before covet and it was like we were in like austin or something and the place was like 3 000 people you know nothing i don't care but if i'm in like a hick bar someplace yeah and there's six people in there were they

gonna judge no no no but somebody says hey spielberg's filming a movie and he's out there because they're filming a movie down the street and he's in the crowd that would make me nervous so what I'm saying is it depends on the stakes like you know even if they're manufactured in your head

it don't matter how many people or nothing like that it don't matter if I can perform anytime I don't care the only thing that makes what makes you nervous

is like when you're like auditioning or you're yeah I got nervous when I was in Bray. Because my family hasn't seen me do stand-up in like four years. See, it's that kind of stuff. That's what I'm saying.

And then my girl, my mother-in-law, our close friends. And they sat him in the front row. I'm like, wow. Oh, I hate that. But even the manager came and was like, dude, we're sorry, man. Someone fucked up. They're new. They sat your whole family in the front row.

And they're looking at you like this. Hi. How do you mentally prepare for that? You just got power to it. Yeah, you're up their mood. They sat your whole family in front of you. And they're looking at you like this. Hi! How do you mentally prepare for that? You just got power to it. Yeah, your power to it. And then my whole bit is on being married to a Mexican. I go hard in the pain on them, and they haven't seen the set. I was like, oh, no.

But they're having a good time. Yeah. So when do you guys get more comfortable doing your thing? Doing it. Oh, you always get better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that never goes away? That never goes away.

So that's good to know, though, because when i've went to like your guys's shows theo's shows or whatever i've been like should i sit up front and i'm like i'm like not because i yeah but then i'm like is it narcissism that i think he'd even fucking notice me because no he will yeah so yeah first thing you know i made the right choice yeah you don't want to sit yeah i hate seeing people i know you know one time i was doing doing, my parents live in Oxnard, and my mom's got dementia. And so I'm doing a show. They actually live really close by that improv. The Levity Live out there? Yeah, Levity Live.

And so I told my stepfather, are you going to bring her? I need to know because I do jokes about this. For sure. You know what I mean she's not gonna remember i have i know but i have a whole thing about it and then you know luckily this one particular show i didn't do it i come out and there they are you know i was so mad at my stepfather i was like what are you doing man i got a whole thing about this you just you know they don't know though like like my mom when i perform in Denver, she's like, we want front row. I'm like, nope, please, mom.

Just blend in. Right. Blend in. Yeah. But it's like, you know, that's what I'm saying. So for Steve, you know, it's going to be fun. But I think that a lot of the you doing a podcast for so long, what you've been doing with Jeremiah now. Yeah, yeah.

It's like performing. I know it helps. You're surrounded by people. But there's a difference, though. I noticed that like when i do this i don't know when i'm being funny i just i'm just you know i'm just talking to you guys but i noticed last night i was hyper aware of like everyone and like last night i was aware of all that and i was in my head i'm like oh no but this is why the silence is too

i didn't like that. When I thought I was going to get a laugh. You got to be comfortable. And it was silent. I would start freaking out inside. I was like, oh, no, it's not working. Yeah, no, Steve. It's not working.

Well, like I told you last night, man, it's like once you recognize why you're funny, if you know the things that make people laugh about you physically, emotionally, whatever that makes you laugh, makes people laugh about you. Once you can recognize it, you could control it. And then now you could make your set like that. That's interesting. And can I also throw this in there? Is there something where you kind of have to make it seem like it's on the fly, like

natural, like the way you're delivering your joke? You know what? There's no right or wrong way because there are there are some people who are wordsmiths like uh seinfeld he's constructing a word play word jokes in a way and people know yeah and they're laughing because they are acknowledging the way you put that sentence together is funny and then there's other people who are conversational now what's my brother let's use conversational um yeah he does a lot of act outs wouldn't you say yeah but that's different he's an active physical yeah he's a physical guy yeah he's physical but he's also he's also

presenting it as like these are jokes stories you know you know what i mean but he knows it works he's been doing for so long brandon he works. Bro, my first set, first straight up stand up spot was at the Comedy Store in the Belly Room. That was your first spot? First spot ever. But in the crowd is Brian Callen, Rogan, Chris D'Elia, Will Sasso, my agents from CA. Like, that was just a nightmare. Oh, that was heavy hitters. How did you get through that?

You guys don't need to come to this. Like, this isn't. That sounds like an actual nightmare. Dude, that's a nightmare. It was a nightmare. Oh, that was heavy hitters. How did you get through that? I was like, bro, you guys don't need to come to this. This isn't. That sounds like an actual nightmare. Dude, that's a nightmare. It was a nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. I mean, it's like I say, when stakes are on the line, it's all about your mental.

Like, I remember when I'm at the comedy store one night. It's a Tuesday night. And Adam E. Gitt, you know, he comes up to me. Who's that? The manager. He used to be the manager. Yeah, I remember him. He's Rogan's book.

Adam says to me, he goes, hey, Eric, Jim Carrey's here. What? That would have made me nervous. No, let me, that's not what happened. Word. My first question to him was, is he bumping me? You know, that was my first question. And then I was mad.

I was like, how's Jim Carrey doing here? He got $300 million in the bank. He coming here on a Tuesday to bump people. I was so worked up about it that I went on stage and I had a great set. But what I didn't know is it was Jim Carrey and all the producers of I'm Dying

up here. Oh, the documentary thing. Did you get the role based off that set? I got an audition because of that set and i was on the show three weeks later and you crushed it on that now what i'm saying is this though what i'm saying is this though if i had known that i may not have had a good set like like that anger i had about like you know why this famous guy that he hasn't been here you know i was so like it was you know as you know, another thing, another time that happened to me, too, is like, again, you know, I'm about to go into the main room. And Adam Egan, he says, he goes, hey, man, do your A stuff.

Okay? That's what he says. Now, why do you think he says that? Like, don't try it. Because he knows, like, Showtime's there, Netflix or something. See, that's interesting that you went to that first.'s what i think okay no no wait hold on i'd say so in my head let's say adam said that to me in my head i'm thinking all right showtimes they're commie central or netflix or after me is chapelle or wrote or some big boy see that's

great you have a very this is this says something you right now. And what it says about you is that you have a positive outlook on life. Oh, yeah. Okay? Yeah. And I learned a lesson with this. Because my first instinct was like, you don't tell me do my A stuff. Yeah, that's right. Bitch, I always do A stuff.

You know what I mean? Bitch, I always do A stuff. All right. So I'm in the green room pasting and I'm like, I was so in my head. Go out. And I did do, I did like,

I was like, okay, I'll pick a good, you know, crushing, you know what I'm saying? And then he comes up to me later and he goes, he goes,

man, Ted was out there. Who's Ted? That's what I said. So then I got mad. So then I got mad. Cause I'm like, who's Ted? Ted's what I said. So then I got mad again. That's what I said. So then I got mad because I'm like, Ted Danson's here?

Yeah. No, but it was Ted Serrano's from Netflix. There you go. You know what I mean? Oh. Yeah, Adam's a good dude. You all right. You know what I mean? Right, right.

And so after that, I started to go, you know what? I got to stop. I got to stop being so negative. Being so negative. Yeah. I really did. I was like, I need to stop being so negative. I need to like, you know, not everything is, you know, not everybody's out to get you.

Right. Right. But see, I used that energy a lot in the beginning of my career to overcome. That was a chip on your shoulder. Yeah. Somebody told me. I was always like this. Even when I was in high school and I was playing basketball, to get on the team, it was like,

you know, the coach was like getting on my case, like, you're not good. And I was like, oh, I'm not good? And then I went to basketball camp, man. Like, I'll never forget. I went to basketball camp. And then, like, I remember. So now we're late in the middle of the season. And, like, at the time, you got your name in the paper if you scored 20 points in high school.

If you scored 20 points. So I remember, like, I scored 20 points in the game, three games in a row. And so I remember this. The coach who was bad-mouthing me, right? He's going down the line, and he's like, all right, the next team we're playing, they're going to be ready for us. They know that. And he went to my one buddy, Harold.

He's like, you know, Harold's this. Then he went to the next guy, and then he went to me. And he paused for a second because I was looking at him like this. You read the paper, bitch? In my mind, I was like, yeah, you go ahead and say it. Say it. I could have quit after that. Say it. Because he was like, and Eric. And when he said that, I could have just went like this you read the paper bitch that was like in my mind i was like yeah you go ahead say it say it i could have quit after that say because he was at an eric and when he said that it was i could have just went like this thank you i'm out i'm out of here drop the mic you know my daily

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and then now i'm on the other end i'm like whoa my batman yeah it's all good so are you guys saying you need that chip on your shoulder a A little bit. To keep you balanced. There has to be something there. It can't be everybody's trying to fuck you over. Like, my thing at the comic store is, like, I'm just lucky to be there, right? Like, I'm just surrounded by greatness, so whatever. So I was supposed to do a spot, and me and Jim Gaffigan would DM each other back and forth, and we've never met in person.

And then I think Adam or emily came up to me like hey i know you're looking forward to this but uh somebody's gonna bump you man so you're going later and i was like cool all good and so i'm standing just while i'm like man i wonder who the fuck's bumping me has to be somebody good and then jim gaffigan comes behind me goes hello instagram friend he goes i hate to do it to you man but i got another spot at the improv dude do your thing man do your thing that's interesting how does that work at the comedy store could they just so the pop-ins they have the they have the golden ticket he's like hey nobody likes it if no no but it happens all the time doesn't it not necessarily all the time but nobody likes it

didn't carlos yeah but that turned into a big thing you know to me it's like at the comedy store you could call you could call in and get your spot, no matter who you are. But I still kind of get it because I think Jim was there. He was doing a set in the main room, and then he was like, man, I want to run this new joke in the belly room. Can I go up there before I do the main room? I'm like, yeah, for sure. Like, who's on?

Like, Chobb. He's just lucky to be here. You know what I'm saying? No, but you know what? See, I'm on a different feeling about it Sometimes though like when a big person like that comes and says to you like hey man Can I go now cuz I got to get to another spot? Well, you're a big guy You don't need to get to that other spot

So when you get there you can go up when you want true So don't tell me about my thing is don't tell me you're doing this to get to another spot Yeah, you just don't want to wait. Yeah, like my shit is like don't tell me you're doing this to get to another spot yeah you just don't want to wait yeah like my is like just own that yeah okay you know what i mean just own it like don't be telling me you know i got to get like as if at the other place they're going to be like well you have to go up at this time no you're drew carrie did that to me at uh the laugh factory but you've been doing it for how many years you know 20 something how long have you been doing it can you imagine if jim was like you might have to go? I'm like, nah, dog. You gonna wait.

I'm gonna go and then you're gonna go. That's why you're mad about it because you know you have no say. But you can't do that? You can't stand up for yourself? No, you can, but what's the point? But I also feel like

Jim Gaffigan, Drew Carey, they've earned it, right? But that's my point is you've earned it, so don't give me the bullshit that you, well, I gotta get to another spot.

I'm not trying to get home too late. You might as well go home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just give me the bullshit. Yeah, I know just back. I gotta get to another spot I want to go up now. Yeah, okay Okay, the last act it's not like them like dude you How long do they usually go up? Like 40 minutes, 30 minutes? No, no, no, no, no. No, no. I've had some big comics go on Bump Me and go on, even when I was headlining at the store, Ice House, I won't say their name. I've had big comics go on and do 90 minutes.

No. What? 60, 90 minutes. So what happens then? Do you just leave? No, hell no. So you wait for 90 minutes? Yeah, I wait.

You wait. And I don't say shit, Steve. All right, well, that's the way you do it, I guess. You know, you got to be political. Does this rhyme with shmame schmuck? No. No, he wouldn't do that. Dane's never, that's the thing.

So like all my friends who I fuck with who are big in the commies space, they all came up in those days when Dane Cook, you know, I guess was a little bit toxic. My thing is my interactions with Dane have always been, he's always been so supportive, man. I only said that on this past weekend, him and Theo had a big discussion about that's why back in the day he was not well-liked. Because he would do that. He would do it for hours. But doesn't do it to me.

Same to me. He's only been really nice to me. Listen, I'll say who it is. Like the guy who did it to me, it was my first time ever headlining the comedy store, and they called me on a day's notice. I was like, shit, say less. Hell yeah, I'll be right there. Headline the belly room?

Fuck yeah. First time I met him. So I'm like, man, I wonder why they called me out. All the guys, I wonder why they called me. So then my girl's like, it's game seven of the Dodgers in the World Series. And nobody's showing up. I'm like, ah, fuck. And I promote it.

There's seven people there. I'm like, I'm such a loser and i'm waiting the back and then dave chappelle walks in he goes hey man i heard i heard your your you mind if i go like do your thing dog dude he performed for 60 minutes for those seven people like he did matt square garden yeah yeah and then i have to follow that you have to follow you know but he's usually pretty good about that too too. No, he was like, do you want me to go before? I was like, dude, whatever the fuck you want to do, do your thing, and then I can go before you, after, I don't care.

He's like, well, I'll just go then. I'm like, do your thing, man. Well, yeah, yeah, because you usually could have said, how about you usually could have been like, because I'll give you an example. I have a story like this, too. Remember the John Lovitz Club? You know, crazy name for a comedy club.

You know what I mean? But anyways, one night I was covering for someone else. They had a show and they wanted me to close the show, right? So I'm like, all right, I'll close the show. I'm there doing – Mencia walks in, you know? And he's like – it was at Universal CityWalk. It's the height of Mencia too? No, no, no, no.

This was like the tail end, but he's still. Mencia, he still sells well. That's what's surprising. So he was like, so he comes up to me and he's like, I say to him, I'll just go up and do 20, and then you can close out the show and do whatever you want. That'd be better. He's like, well, I got to get to a movie. A movie? Yeah, I got to go to a movie.

And hey, man, just come get me. Just get me off stage me off stage oh yeah you want me to come up and get you you know what i mean what are you talking about yeah of course he goes on and does whatever time shit up there's no movie he's going to because he's still there oh so he's lied to you i'm just like dude i would have done i i would have conceded the time to you. Just do that. You know what I mean? And it would have been better for everybody. It would have been better for everybody. What is it?

Why can't they just be honest? What is up with this passive-aggressive communication, man? Carlos, we'll do similar venues. Dude, Carlos was here last week, and he did four hours, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. An hour or two, people would get up and walk around, and he just powers through it. And the worst part is he did Eric's set. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like, hour two, people are getting up and walking out, and he just powers through it. And the worst part is he did Eric's set. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, shut up. Here's an example of somebody that knows exactly the situation. So I was at, I think it was at Burbank, and Damon Wayans. He's funny, dude. Damon Wayans comes, and he goes, when you going up? And I said, I think I'm going next. He goes, I'm going to bump you.

And I was like, man, you're a bastard. But that's real. He was real about all of it. He was like, I'm going to bump you because I got to get to this. He was like, I have so much more respect for that than this whole like, I got to get to this other thing. Why don't you do this? It's like, no.

It's like, you know what? If you think you a big dog, be a big dog. Yeah. Pull that card. Pull the card and do it. Don't bitch around it. Yeah. Don't be a bitch about it.

I'd much rather be, yeah, than be like, hey, man, I'm going on next. You know what I'm saying? Because that's what I want to do. And I'm also fucking. Bow down. I'm Dave Chappelle. Right. So.

Exactly, dude. You've been doing comedy for two minutes when you want to go i'm going 30 years you know i'm next like do that thing are you guys gonna be walking in like yeah i want to go next you want it like hulk hogan yeah she don't even care how would you guys deal with that when you guys get to the top i just would you be honest and be like hey i'm bumping i don't think i ever i don't think i'd bump anybody no never huh i don't think i'd bump anybody because then it, like, my close friend got bumped the other weekend

and it went around town. Like, you hear who bumped? Right, right, right. Oh, that word spreads? Oh, yeah. Like, wildfire. It does? What a bitch.

People don't like that kind of stuff. No, comics hate that. Even Bill Burr would be like, stop putting me as special guest. Yeah. He just wants to be on the line. Yeah, he's a real one. Yeah, you know what I mean?

Because he knows how that is. All right, what do you got We got some good King it or sting it Some good debate clubs This guy's got a King it or sting it Or debate club

That's a little Halloween Recap related And then actually We've got a Surprise guest later To kind of solidify Our new crew I won't say more on that

Wait wait wait There's a guest coming in here Yeah In person Yeah Who's gonna sit here A famous white rapper Oh I know I won't say more on that. Wait, wait, wait. There's a guest coming in here? Yeah. In person? Yeah. Who's going to sit here? A famous white rapper.

Oh, I know. It's Tom Hanks' son. Oh, that'd be sick. Fuck. Chet Hanks? Well, now you fucked us, Steve. It's not Chet Hanks. Oh, because of my island boy.

No, those guys are in trouble. He's in trouble for hitting his girl. Oh, ooh. Yeah. Okay. He must have socked her in the mouth, and then she's just whooping his ass, and she posts a video. She's like, look at my mouth. She has this dread.

She's like, and he's like, crying. Yeah, it's great. She beat the shit out of him. But they got a record deal, right? The Island Boys? I don't know. I mean, that was a hit, wasn't it? Is Eminem here?

That'd be great. Look at my fucking mouth! You want to be like your fucking father? was a hit wasn't it is eminem here that'd be great she's on the one drag that's not island boy is it that's him no he goes you want to be like your father why is he crying like this though he is so violent as she's beating his ass This is not Island Boy Yeah that's him I love that

The GPS Oh there's the song And that's Austin's credibility It's gonna be tough To come back from this one Cause my island boy She beat the shit out of him No there's probably girls

Out there like I'll take care of you Yeah Girl you don't Yeah Island Boy You don't yeah Island boy, you don't need to deal with that toxic relationship Well his dreads all fuck. Oh, you know, she's whooping his ass

He must have just like got one on her shit. Oh hell no Like who's the abuser in this You're looking at this like I can't believe he did that to her. Was she Asian? What was her ethnicity? She looked Latin to me. Oh, she's Latin. Latin, okay.

Yeah, that was that Latin vibe. Yeah, you don't mess around with her. I'm a swivel. I'm scared of her. All right, so this guy's got a debate club for us. What's up, King? This thing. How we doing, Brendan, Theo, Stevie, Eric?

I've got a debate question for y'all. What is the best costume you saw this holiday? Got a set of lips on him. Saw someone reenact that Carole Baskin husband wedding photo. Had the leash and everything. A little too kinky for my liking, but what are your thoughts? Go ahead, guys. My brother-in-law came as fucking the fucking tiger king and carol baskin it

was spot on although he looked like a tijuana uh oh wow that's the actual care and that yeah and she killed him so that's cool yeah she murdered him dude best costume was my son boston he was baby yoda and he shut the fucking shit let me check it out he was so goddamn cute it shut the street down oh i love that you guys did a star wars theme there you go i like that are you a big star wars guy brendan not at all i had no saying this my girls like here you're fucking obi-wan kenobi i'm like i don't like you know i try to do it you walk that that's another thing my ewok joke didn't work what was the ewok joke forget. Let's go on to the next. On to the next. On to the next.

I thought Steve's costume was pretty good. You don't have to do that. Most creative. It's what I didn't see. You know why I'm not giving you any credit for the costume? For Baby Yoda? For y'all? Because that's rich people costumes.

That's the actual Darth Vader thing. Y'all went out and spent money on that. You don't get credit for that That's fair. I can't stay rich people costumes when they like, you know, Freddy Krueger. They have the actual Freddy Krueger Obviously prosthetic You came in here as fucking King Henry the third that was that she bought that at go party city Well, that's where this shit comes from dollars. Go get them Go get that You think that suit came with those tits and ass

for Darth Vader? That's real, daddy. Man, this is like, that's like $300 right there at least. Minimum. Total. That's a lot of money

for our costumes. Brandon, be honest, where'd you get this stuff? Where'd you buy that costume? My girl got it off Amazon. Oh, dude, off Amazon. I want to see that bill. Obi-Wan Kenobi.

It might have got the $500. It might have been $500. Maybe total, yeah. Yeah, I see. I don't know. I don't know. What are you doing? I'm saying is this.

It's nice when people do that. But I saw this on the NBA. The NBA, on the NBA Instagram, they had like all the NBA players. And LeBron was like the incredible. I was like, look at these rich motherfuckers with their like, you know, they had makeup on and all this stuff. It was like legit like movie costumes you know what i mean you know i don't get i don't give credit for that yeah

you know who did the most savage costume and i i have no opinion on it but the the dude from uh fox news did that alex baldwin with the gun from the set of did the gun he's taking so much shit for it my opinion is that people always try to be that edgy person too much and I'm actually throwing stones in glass house because one year I was

crocodile hunter it was four days after he died I like that I had a stingray but I like when people son of a bitch i learned learned lived and learned yeah that might be worse than out baldwin at least out baldwin's still alive like i like when people do costumes like like let's say let's say like you know you want to do like the king and i so like

like if my girl is dressed as a king and I'm dressed as an I. That'd be cool. You know, I like those type of costumes. Oh, that's creative. That's why it took time. It took time. You know,

it was creative. Yeah, that's why I like Steve's. Well, it was a poor person's costume. That's why. But it's still you. Oh, there's Theo.

The face paint made it. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Damn, that's pretty spot on. That is kind of spot on. It's like Theo if he got plastic surgery. Yeah, that's pretty spot on. That is kind of spot on. It's like Theo if he got plastic surgery. Yeah, that's pretty spot on.

This was one that was going around. There was a party in Mar-a-Lago. And someone, she... That's funny. Instead of AOC's tax the rich, she crossed out and said Mary the rich. Oh, I like that. That's a white person's costume there. I had a couple more good ones from some of our listeners that he sent theirs in.

There's Bob Ross. Oh, I like that. That's great. Yeah. Bob Ross is thick. Who's that? The guy in the right- Robin Hood?

Robin Hood, yeah. And the guy in the middle is just a guy? Yeah. All right. Okay. Maybe he's the makeup artist. Maybe. Probably the best Island Boy costume that was floating around the internet, even though

we just decided. Oh, you know who had a legit fucking costume? Chris D'Elia. What was he? Oh, yeah, dude. Rick Anwar. Holy moly. Oh, shit.

Rick Anwar. Yeah, I know this guy. He's really funny. Dude, that's amazing. Are they singing to you? I saw this on Instagram. I'm just Island Boy. I'm just Island Boy. I'm just island boy.

That's great, man. Chris is fucking good. What was he? He was from Rick and Morty. Oh. Pretty fucking good. Oh, nice. See?

Rich people costume. Pretty good. Is that a rich person costume? Michael Myers is homophobic because he killed two gay, a gay couple in the movie. The problem with Michael Myers isn't that he's homophobic, you know? He's a murderer. The problem with Michael Myers is that he's a psychopath killer. And even still, he's a Psychopath killer And even still He's not real

Michael Myers has a butcher knife and stabs Whoever's closest to him But also more importantly than that Michael Myers Doesn't exist It's so stupid It's like 100 with him on that Like it's so dumb You it's like it's like 100 with him on that like it's so dumb oh it's so

stupid you people out there you're so dumb to not really like you know what michael myers is walking by west hollywood okay because he just happens to be he's gonna kill everybody yeah you don't care you think he's gonna be like oh no not that not that. I can only kill straight white people. But imagine being upset about that. Oh, I know. You all don't have real problems in your life, man. Oh my God, you are just. Like, that's your fight?

That's the fight? Yeah. We got an Urban Meyer. Grind sexy ass here. That's funny. Okay. Oh, man. See, I like this costume.

Yeah, that's original. Why do you like this one? This is what I'm saying because you're not gonna see it anyway Cause he made it at home. He made it himself. This is like all he did is wear his fucking Ohio State pullover and then make those signs Yeah and he's trying to make a thing about it. So he's a poor person. It means something. You can't buy that at Halloween market or whatever. You have to make that. Halloween market. What's it called? What's it called? Halloween what? Where'd you get yours? Target. It's a Halloween market? What's it called?

Don't shame it, dude. Don't shame it. What do you get at the Halloween market? Halloween costumes, dog. No, I went to Target. What's it called? Halloween what? Costume shop.

Party scene. Party, no. It's not Halloween. Spare Halloween, yes. My bad. My bad. I like that, the Halloween market. They should call it. You go get pumpkins. Everything. Candy. My bad. My bad. I like that, the Halloween market.

They should call it. You go get pumpkins. You get everything. Candy. The Monopoly is over, Spirit. Halloween market. This guy, he's Hasbulla. Yo, Stevie. Yo, Weeby.

Hasbulla. Can you just sing it? Hasbulla at the UFC. Hello, Dana. I come to UFC You know he's talking about the kid I don't know what he's talking about What did he say? What's going on? He has a condition where

He's 19 or 18 years old But he's literally this big There he is, that's him He's 18 And 18 years old, but he's literally this big. Let me see. There he is. That's him. Oh, that's him? He's 18. No. But then that guy's a monster that's holding him up. With the little guy's 18?

The little guy's 18. But he's huge. He is like. No, that's a baby boy. No, he's 18. No, man. That's a kid. That's a kid.

I'd love to see you wrestle him. Yeah, he's 19. But then he got in that fake fight too, which was clearly staged after the UFC. Yeah. So that kid fights? He trains? He's one of the biggest social media stars in Russia because he started hanging out with Khabib.

He's a monster, I bet. Grappling, he's a monster. He has to be. Those Russians are good. This is him trying to fight another little dude. How much does he weigh? 17 pounds, I don't know. I think another little dude. How much does he weigh? 17 pounds. I don't know.

I think it's Akbar. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. He kicked him. But the other one's actually a little kid. No, also 19. So those are two 19-year-olds. Oh, that's some Chernobyl shit.

You take it easy, too. I don't like what you're doing right now. That's true. Break that out. How are two of them in Russia? Come on, dude. That's some like That's so wrong.

That's some bitten by a radioactive spider shit right there. That's that Chernobyl water. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Kids from Flint, Michigan

I would love to see that. That'd be amazing. Same shit. Those long-term effects of Chernobyl. So I guess King it. Yeah, so good Halloween. I don't want him fighting.

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All right. What's going on, boys? Brendan, Theo, Stevie, Eric. My name is Jared. I'm from Oklahoma. I've got a little debate club for you. All right. Monday night football.

You're watching that regular old boring ESPN broadcast. You're switching over to the Manning cast with Eli and Peyton. I personally like the Manning cast. Those two awkward motherfuckers somehow make me laugh and bring some good insight. So let me know which one you choose. I mean, all the Mannings are doing is basically a fight campaign for the NFL. NFL saw the success fight campaign and said, you know what?

Let's do it with the Peyton bros. I guess it's more entertaining. The Monday Night Football, it's just these old dudes now. It's not very entertaining. Well, because they are awkward. But Peyton Manning is funny. They're funny. Eli's funny too.

Yeah. When they lose, they lose their now. But at first it was like awkward. Like they have that show that Peyton does where he recaps the game because Kobe Bryant was doing one too. We're talking about details. Details. The Kobe Bryant one was so bad.

He was so boring. That's how those guys are. They try doing it with Daniel Cormier, but it's like when you get down to those details, unless you're a hardcore like dry rice He would be like looking at a play and he'd be breaking down the play and just the way he was saying it it was nothing Exciting about it. It just was like this boring monotone. Yeah, yeah. It's a deep dive. So how are you

supposed to be opposed to that? That's what that's for though. I think it's for a hard course. No, but Peyton Manning was a little better about it. Peyton Manning because he was just a more DC was better than both of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a little highlight from last week when they had Marshawn Lynch on.

Oh, he cusses, right, and drinks? Yeah, I don't have the part where he cussed, but he did get in trouble, and Peyton had to apologize about him swearing, even though I swear to God last night Peyton dropped an F-bomb. But, yeah, this is Marshawn. I was watching your interview with Peyton on his Peyton Places, and I learned that before games you had a pregame ritual where you do a shot and a half of Hennessy before the game did you uh did you do anything to you know get warmed up tonight

I will see it see because I ain't playing so I had a I had a three shot minimum today so I'm feeling real good and I so so I took one for so I took one for me I took one for big bro and I got one for little bro so I made sure they're really entertaining the funniest was Peyton Manning his kids are ballers

their nephews are the number one recruit in the nation Alabama, Ohio State everybody's coming after him. He's a super baller. But Peyton has a son who I think he's like 10 or 11. But he's, you know, obviously it's his dad, so it's his dad. Even though his dad's one of the greatest to ever do it, he's like, whatever. So his son's playing this league, and you can put whatever name you want on the back.

And Peyton, they had Jared Allen on. Or not Jared Allen, Allen for, he's the quarterback for the Bills. Oh, right, right, right. And he's like, man, should I feel. Josh Allen. Yeah, Josh Allen. He's like, should I feel some type of way? He can put any name on his jersey.

And he goes, I'm his dad. His grandpa's fucking, you know. Yeah, yeah. Archie Manning. Like, we're all Heisman Super Bowl winners. Look at the name on his jersey, and it's Josh Allen. Right. He's like, what kind of shit is this?

He's like, should I be upset as a dad? Maybe. Yeah, maybe. I mean, there's, isn't it crazy that they have four Super Bowls? Ballers.

And, and, and, and what? And three MVP, Super Bowl MVP. I don't watch football. I can't really comment.

Like you guys are into football like that? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Chiefs suck. Just know that. I think we'll bring in our guests now. He's here right now?

Yeah. Will we recognize him? Some people will. If you're a fan of the show you will um so i won't know who he is there's a there's a little music video go along with it as well here we go snapchat Oh, what's up, man? Little Brown. Yeah. What's up, man? Hell yeah.

What's up, man? What's up, player? You guys were hoping it was the Island Boys. They made a video? Oh, I haven't seen it yet. Oh, I haven't seen it yet. Why do I look like this? I got a problem with this.

You don't see the way I look, do you? I'm so beautiful. Five, six, nine. Everything I like that. Oh, I'm so sorry. They did you wrong. That makes this an official crew. They did you wrong, brother. That makes it official. Yeah, so you guys keep asking all the time,

are you guys going to be on King of the Sting? You look like the hippopotamus. Yeah, we're there. This is the crew now. Steve's still laughing about something else. He's not listening. He's just crunking the cartoon. You've never seen him as a cartoon.

Did you catch the Paul Way line? I tried to shout you out. I was glad that I tried. You missed the whole thing. You guys thought the Island Boys were going to walk in. It's just me. No, but you and Chin. I saw you in Austin.

Before soundcheck, we went to say hi to you guys. You guys had a show, right? Yeah. And it was you, Chin, and then you had merch all set up. Yeah. It was cool, man. And then you left before we performed. Oh, wow.

You had to get on the show. You had to get on the show. It was a festival. You had to get going. But yeah a show festival get a show get a show but yeah Nick said you guys needed a new theme song there's a new crew that makes it pretty official

Nicky yeah this is the team this is the squad stop asking so how was the show how was the show that night

was the show good like it was a good turnout there was some people in there that one was decent that was probably kind of the worst one probably the worst one

but it was still good because we went from some people in there. That one was decent. That was probably kind of the worst one we did. Probably the worst one, but it was still good. Because we went from like 391 tickets for our first one. Yeah. And we're just like, what the hell? Why is there that many people coming out? It was in Brow's hometown. Yeah. Yeah.

That first one that we did. Yeah. What are your thoughts? You're also competing with a comedy festival. That's true. There's a lot of stuff. You can be on the comedy festival. But it was awesome.

It was a good experience. Do you guys like the town? You guys liked it there? Yeah, dude. It's fun. It was my first time. In Austin? a good experience Do you guys like the town? You guys liked it there? Yeah dude It's fun It was my first time In Austin? Yeah

Do you have any in the schedule? Any dates? Not yet We want to do LA Yeah we're trying to do LA Word Let us know For sure

Yeah there's so many places in LA Right? Oh my god What's that one over on People do a lot It's on Santa Monica Boulevard Not Viper Room right? No not the Viper Room

It's on Wait is it on No it's on Santa Monica Boulevard. Not Viper Room, right? No, not the Viper Room. It's on... Wait, is it on... No, it's on Santa Monica Boulevard. So it's past all of the gay clubs. Yeah, it's going towards Beverly Hills. And there's that one at... Oh, Troubadour. Troubadour. We've been trying to figure it out. How does that work? Do you guys need a booking agent? How do you get gigs?

How does that work? Rouse did a... I've just been hitting people up and seeing what I can do. It's different now. You can just DM people. Rouse is a hustler. Yeah. Oh. We did... What's the one in Arizona? The Rebel Lounge what I can do. It's different now. You can just do it on people. Browse a hustler. Yeah. Oh. But we did, what's the one in Arizona? The Rebel Lounge. Rebel Lounge.

That was awesome too. Chappelle. Chappelle came out. Chappelle can help you guys out too because he tours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're just doing it on your own. Yeah.

Well, that's the best way until it gets too overwhelming when you need somebody to manage it. But at this point right now, if you could do it on your own, do it on your own. You don't want somebody coming in and being like, well, we're going to take this amount of money now

to do what you're already doing. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, you don't need them, right? As long as you're booking gigs, though. Yeah. A little later, we have another song dedicated to our boy George. Not boy George, our boy George.

Oh, what's up, George? That he wrote. George will be out in Dallas for my special. Oh, cool, cool, my special Shout out to George Yep Nice See George coming to the special Good for him

How's he doing? He's good He's losing weight man Still Still keto Still losing weight What's up Theo What's up Brendan

Eric Stevie Nick Thigh Gap Or whatever that guy's name is I got a king or second for you Thigh Gap Adult kickball

I know Theo used to play softball for like a Hmong bakery. So I'm assuming he's into that. But how about kickball? So king or second? Adult kickball leagues. Of course. Listen, kickball is fun. It's a blast.

But as far as organizing every Thursday or some shit as grown men, I'm out. I'm not matching jerseys and shit. I'll show up in whatever the fuck I want. So you'd rather sit around with your boys and talk about a game instead of actually playing a game? I got to go every Thursday? Yeah. I can't make that commitment, especially for kickball.

Because you're too busy at food trucks and, like, you know what I mean? You got too much stuff you're doing, yeah. You need some off time, too, man. Do some fun stuff. Just every Thursday, though, off time, too, man. That'd be fun. Just every Thursday, though. Then we get in the playoffs. Everyone getting all serious. Group texting and shit.

Coming up with game plans and shit. Hold on. People like to relive their glory years. And their glory years for most people is like elementary and high school. God damn it. So that's why you have flag football leagues. Oh, tetherball. I'll do tetherball.

Tetherball. That ain't the sport for you, man. Cut it out, tetherball. I'll do tetherball. Tetherball. That ain't the sport for you, man. Cut it out. Tetherball. You know what's up? I think they do have professional tetherball. Tetherball.

We all played it, right? But that's elementary. Yeah, but it'll be like some big hunky hunk dude. It's always the big guy. You know what I'm saying? Theo was in a softball league in Nashville, but then he went against an all-Japanese team and got their ass whooped.

I thought they were his teammates. Were they? I thought he was against them, and then they got their ass whooped and he quit. It's blurry. I don't even know if the team was real. I don't know if he knows how to play softball. I'm all for some kickball. You know, I remember he used to go like, you know, slowly rollies.

You know, you guys remember that? You would tell people how to pitch it to you. Baby bouncies. Give me some baby bouncies. You ever play crazy kickball? We can run to first base or third base. You decide. Crazy kickball.

That shit's crazy. That's crazy. Crazy kickball. Oh my God. Where were you born? That's that Denver kickball. Your neighborhood was just insane. Yeah, it was lit. Just making up rules. Crazy kickball, son. That's that Denver kickball. Your neighborhood was just insane. Yeah, it was lit.

Just making up rules. Crazy kickball, dog. That sounds like some prison stuff. You ever play butt ball? Okay, we're out. No, no, no. I want to know about that. What is that?

Of course you want to know about that. It's right up your alley. Stevie heard butt, and he was like, what'd you say? Okay, what is butt ball? Butt ball, where you got gotta hit the ball against the wall and if someone gets the ball and hits it before you touch it you gotta stand there and they throw the ball and start the can as your ass.

Okay. No one's playing butt ball in here? Yeah, dude, I'm done. Let's do it, man. Let's do that. No one's playing butt ball. I'm sorry, y'all are rich. We'll do a vlog. We'll play tennis, butt ball, kickball. We'll do a vlog. We'll play tetherball, buttball, kickball.

We'll do all the activities. Huh, guys? A field day? I like it. Yeah, like a sports day. King of the Sting Olympics? Yeah, Olympics with tetherball, buttball, kickball, all that. Flag football?

Flag football, dude. What do you guys think? I'm down. I'm down. That's good content, dude. I just hurt my knee thinking about that. No, I'm just saying That's good Eric blows back down already

About crazy kickball That's gonna be a lot of work For Christian and Kyle But I'm down Yeah Yeah No we'll just find A courtyard or something

No? A courtyard? I don't think we do it On one day Like one week might be Kickball Right One week's basketball

One week's track and field You can do butt ball in here Because it's big enough You can do butt ball That's the only game We're gonna ball in here because it's big enough you can do butt ball that's the only game we're going to play in here yeah I'm still a little lost

on butt ball we'll explain off the list there's no but get jerseys and stuff that'd be cool yeah you sound like Brendan

with the juvie you know what I mean you sound like we grew up rough you sound like juvie games we play butt ball we started with butt ball crazy kickball.

Rocks. Yeah. It's not like you. Me and Nick played basketball one time after the show, and he was really good. You ball? We played a couple times. You're good. We got to get it popping again.

Yeah, you're good. Yeah, don't say popping. He's in the house. Popping's in his spirit. I feel you. All right. But we got to go again. Yeah. Oh, maybe we can all do basketball the stairs all the time. I feel you. All right. But we got to go again. Yeah.

For sure. Oh, maybe we can all do basketball then. And Browse is being modest. He's definitely better than me. He was surprised that I was any good. You're good. We were playing eighth graders, though, in the park. Did you beat them, though?

I don't think so. Bro, I'll tell you. He's going to hate me saying this. You know who's the worst basketball player I've ever seen in my life? Theo? No, Theo's not bad. Chappelle. Oh, really? No, Theo's not bad. Chappelle. Oh, bro.

No. Bro. Really? The worst basketball player you've ever seen in your life. But he's got hops, right? Not really. Nothing was good. Nothing was good.

He didn't have a jumper? He quit. We were playing 20-way. He just quit playing. At 13? Yeah, he was like, not even 13. Scored six. He's like, I'm out.

Oh, man. Not shocked, to be honest. Yeah. he was like, not even 13. He scored six. He's like, I'm out. Oh, man. Not shocked, to be honest. Yeah. He's just too tight. He's just a big body. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, maybe, you know. You know, when you're playing basketball, I was like, I'll take Chappelle first.

You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying, Eric? You know what I'm saying? Right? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, here's Michael from the office over here. You know what I'm saying, though, guys. You know what I'm saying. He's like, first pick, who's tall and black office over here. You know what I'm saying, though, guys. You know what I'm saying.

He's like, first pick, who's tall and black? Got you. That's what I did. Stanley's like, yeah. Such good episodes. Just wrestling, yeah. That's why the line I put in there was, I know, the line I put in there was Stevie Weeby used to wrestle down in Paulway,

and now he only wrestles boys in the hallway. He didn't hear that. I was laughing at him. He was just talking. He was a cartoon on there. The whole thing was about you. You just ruined the whole thing. This couple's got another King of the Sting.

Gang, gang, what's up? Me and my hubby driving home from year four, Chrissy D's show in Durham, North Carolina. And we have a king of the sting it for you. Showering with the spouse. Is that me driving home or him? Strictly business. Just showering together.

Most of the time. None of that stuff. Just catching up on your day, chatting about work, showering. Titties all soaked up. No distractions, no phones, just showering together. Just because, why not? Conserving water. Gang gang. No, because somebody's always cold. Because you've got to? Conserving water. You can just sing it. Well. Gang, gang.

Nah, because somebody's always cold. Because you got to stand under the water. That's what I was about to say. It's like, and that looked like a thick couple. So. Yeah. They need like, if you have like. They need a double head.

Right. If you have like a rain shower. Yeah. If you have like two spouts. Yeah. Then that makes sense. But if they got just like the one and it's just coming down. That don't sound like it.

Oh, no. Dude, my back blocks all the water. Yeah, yeah. And my girl be like, I'm freezing. I'm like, bitch, hand me the soap. My girl can't stand don't sound like it. Oh, no, dude, my back blocks all the water. Yeah, yeah. My girl be like, I'm freezing. I'm like, bitch, hand me the soap. My girl can't stand and I like it.

She hates it. You guys shower with your ladies? We have, but it's not my thing. She don't like it. And also, I piss in the shower, dog.

So I'll piss in my girl's face. Me too, me too. She don't like that. Oh, you guys have sex in the shower? I like sex in water. I can't feel it. All right.

Yeah. I can't feel it. right yeah i can't feel it no i can't feel it i agree yeah well that's only in the movies and then and there's no real penetration going on you know it's not real sweet uh so we're stinging it yeah we're staying hard hard stink they should have shown us a picture of their shower yeah or the show oh no a bath is different They should have shown us a picture of their shower. Yeah. Or them in the shower. Oh, no.

A bath is different. A bath is a different story. No. What do you mean? No. What do you mean? No. Dude, baths. What are you, seven?

Baths make no sense. You sit in the water. It's dirty water. So you're just bathing in your own dirty shit. No, dude. First of all, you clean off first. You shower first? If you're really dirty, you shower first.

You rich, rich. When I go to a nice hotel you take a bath i bring bath bombs i want that fizzle around me now i get bored man yeah i have my ipad and i'm watching movies and stuff. Get a hot tub. You can't just get a hot tub. We ain't rich, rich with our Star Wars money. He got Star Wars money. That's his baby Yoda.

Now I'm fucking Elon Musk. Yeah, man. I don't like hanging out in bathtubs. The water's warm. I got to jack off. You feel me? I just don't like being naked. See?

It's all juvie rules over here. i grew up rough eric i went one of those float tanks before you're just chilling that warm water it's all dark i'm like i'm a jack oh yeah that's no you mean a uh a float tank deeper d what is it uh deprivation sensory deprivation that one in that are you supposed to think in there yeah i did And then you're in there for fucking two hours, bro. Two hours? Yeah, I was in there forever. The water's all warm. I'm butt naked. You were in there six minutes.

Is it pitch black in there, Brendan? That's. It's pitch black. You were in there six minutes, Tops. Had nothing to think about. It's dark. It's dark. Brian was in the chamber next to me.

And we're in San Francisco. I go, hey, dog. Toss me the towel. He goes, why don't you get up and get the towel? I go, because I have a raging boner. Hand me the towel. Do you actually why don't you get up and get the towel? Because I have a raging boner. Hand me the towel. Do you actually go to a different dimension when you? I mean, Rogan swears by it.

You could go to a different dimension. I'm listening to Rogan on that, not me. All right. This guy's got a King of their stinging. Is this Justin Gaethje? I see it for sure. What's up, Theo, Brendan, Eric, Stevie? I'm Hunter from Auburn, Alabama.

And I've been riding around listening to Jesse Ventura not shut the fuck up about the Rolling Stones for the past 45 minutes. And it got me thinking, who are the top three celebrity or public figures you'd love to beat the shit out of? So as you can guess, top of my list is the Conspiracy King himself. Second, Joy Behar I mean that's a given Third is Lee Corso

And all three of those Are up there at the age I mean but it is what it is Going 3-0 So yeah Three public Or celebrity figures You'd love to beat the shit out of

Gang gang Buzz buzz, buzz. This is easy. Joy Behar. Newsome, number one. Gavin Newsome, I would beat the piss out of. And then Fauci. I'd slap him around. I know he's older.

I'd just slap him up, rough him up. Shake him. Yeah, just shake him. What are you doing? What's wrong with you? Put a mask on. Is this Theo talking to Ventura? Yeah.

Theo had Jesse on, and he did not enjoy the interview. First, we should actually just watch his interview. Wait, Theo didn't enjoy it, or Jesse didn't? Jesse enjoyed it. Theo did not enjoy it. Oh, wow. Just listen to- Theo will let you know, too, if he doesn't like something.

Listen to this intro. Okay. He's so funny. Guest, Jeepers. You know, I've never had an interview where it was not a conversation, really. So I think it's, you know, and I'm saying this now because it was hard to get a word in. Did this come out? I am grateful for this man's time, but I was happy when it ended.

And then if you just keep going, he looks crazy. He does. That's just the body commando. He was a crib keeper all of a sudden. And any moment you can click around and it's him going off. And then Theo trying to get a word in and just getting completely. Let me see. Turnout.

Throngs. That was the term they used. It's like you slotting in the ring with a chair, dude. Well, it was like I went out. Oh, he's not playing. Getting back to your original question, third party. That's what you've got to tap into to beat them. Right.

You're not going to beat their bases. Right. You've got to get, but most people are independent. Did they shoot this at a country club? You know what angers me right now the most of anything? I think it's Jesse's place in Minneapolis. Our country is being governed and stopped from doing anything by those 50 people in the Senate, the 50 Republicans. Right?

I don't know. Well, you probably need 60 votes or whatever. You don't know. You better stop. What do you mean you don't know. Well, you probably need 60 votes or whatever. You don't know. You better stop. What do you mean you don't know? You better stop. Good, good. Yeah.

Oh, dude. I feel like Theo's going to look like that in 30 years. 30? Yeah. He's like 12 years away. His hair starts leaving like that. Eric, Stevie, any celebrities you want to beat up i can't i'm not off top i can't think of anything bobby lee there's there's nobody like in the spotlight

that i'd want to beat up yeah oh we just don't want to say you said the best one newsome news just annoying me in a room with you count him as a celebrity yeah kind of he's pretty i mean pretty popular right yeah speaking of bobby I actually forgot this from our costumes earlier. This couple. Oh! Bobby and Kaylee. Oh, what the hell? That's pretty good.

And their actual names are Bobby and Kaylee. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. That makes sense. That's insane. This guy's got a caner singing for us. He's looking for some life advice. Wah, wah.

That means what's up in Jamaican. I got a caner to sting it for you guys. Theo, Brennan, Eric, Steve Weavey. So, caner to sting it. Relocating. I'm from New York, and now I'm in Groton, Connecticut, some city no one ever heard of. Yeah, it's going to be tough.

And what do you think about leaving all your friends, family? I think you're regretting it. He's so sad. You know nothing about it. Can you just sing it? Oh, that's tough. Gang gang. Hot fuzz. Get you some, man.

It depends why you leave. Like, I relocated from Denver to L.A. It was the best thing that ever happened. It all depends on, like, is it worth it to you, or do you have a long-term plan? Like, if it's short-term, then no, it's not worth it because you're already regretting it. But if the thing is, like, if I take this job in two years,

I'll be able to do A, B, or C, then yeah, then you do it. You know what I mean? And you just got to know it's uncomfortable for a little bit when you get there. There's a month where it sucks. You don't know anyone. Where you regret your decision. It sounds like that's what he's going through. No, but he obviously, what was the reason why he moved in the first place?

Was he forced out or did he make some choice because of work or whatever it is? Or it's a better job. Sometimes it's just a stopping point for you to get to your end to your end yeah but don't make a lateral move you know you know what i mean so connecticut so sting it well i mean i don't think it's a sting i can't yeah i mean i moved here for god's sake yeah yeah uh browse is another good person to ask he did it yeah yeah pretty recently yeah okay well yeah i came from ohio and i think i went to the valley right when i got out here and it was weird i. I was like, where the fuck am I at? Where were you at in the Valley?

In like Northridge. Okay. And then I got to the West Side. But it's just weird because I did that to Florida too. I moved to Florida when I was younger. What part of Florida? Like Fort Lauderdale. Okay.

And yeah, I think it's just weird for like two weeks until you get like oriented. It depends where you're going. Like if you know where you're going. Yeah. If you have a plan. I went for rehab. So it wasn't really. There was a plan. There was a plan.

There was a plan. You got sober. But, Chin, you relocated, right, from Texas to here? Korea, Texas, then here. And I was willing to drop everything here to go to Texas with you if we were going to move the show there. That's right. I mean, yeah, when lockdown first happened, I called Chin. I said, hey, you were going to do that?

I went out to Austin and looked at houses. Looked at, almost pulled the trigger on two houses. I text Chin, the group. I was do that I went out to Austin Looked at houses Looked at Almost pulled the trigger On two houses Damn I text Chin the group I was like hey Who's down to go I'm looking at houses

Right now Chin was like Say less God damn That's loyalty dude You better believe it Yeah Alright so we got

The second song From Browse That I teased About George Yeah shout out to George He said he was a fan Of the music and stuff And I've been watching His hustle And figured shout out to George. He said he was a fan of the music and stuff, and I've been watching his hustle and figured maybe inspiring music.

George is a great fucking kid. So he came to San Antonio at the time of his life. I went, he's like, man, this is the best time of my life, man, blah, blah, blah. I said, well, are you ready to do it again? He's like, when? I texted him last week. I said, you ready to do it again? He's like, I was shooting a special, man.

You're my lucky charm. He's like, are you serious? I'm like, you're coming, man. You'll be backstage and everything. That's cool. I think shooting a special, man. You're my lucky charm. He's like, are you serious? I'm like, you're coming, man. You'll be backstage and everything. Yeah. That's cool. I think he makes music too. He sent me a SoundCloud link.

So I don't know if he wants to collab or something. We can make it happen. You have to do that. Yeah, we can do it. You know what? Now, check this out. So we've had the wrestling battle. Now it's time for the rap battle.

We already did that. Steve versus George? No, Steve Steve's gotta be the one yeah we could do like uh we do a mass singer battle like the voice we do the voice and I want that as before I go to bed it'll be nice and when you wake up yeah that's more juvie stuff yeah you right man

I would not be able to be juvie in him because he'd be over there do the woo woo do the woo woo do the woo woo I'm woo woo do the woo woo I'm just in bed like when you got first

small to the butt ball woo woo woo woo woo woo stop crying like a bitch and do it right push that shit it's hard out here for a bitch

so we repurposed that's gonna be R. Kelly yeah the video that had Ja Rules living it up to the new original by Little Brows. This is him in San Antonio too.

Yeah, yeah. Try to make it like a motivational, something to work out to and shit. Workmen that don't scare us. I get up, I go hard like I'm George Harris. Make plays, break lanes, push weight, break chains. Go hard, kick ass, take names. Fuck being good, I'm going to be great. I'm going to carry that weight. Earn my stripes, my merits. I got to go hard like I'm George Harris. Drop off the weight like I'm Uncle George.

Does George know this is happening? Has he heard it? He's going to be crunk. Oh, yeah. Drop off the weight like I'm Uncle George Does George know this is happening? Has he heard it? He's going to be crunk. Oh, yeah. My merits, I gotta go hard like I'm George Harrison Drop off the weight like I'm Uncle George When they thought that he would stop, he just kept pushing forward Hate his talk, he ignore him

The lifeguard, just a whip for when he grind He don't cut corners Wake up, get it in, like six in the morning Run and then grill him like George, baby, no farming Thank you so much for coming out, man. I love you guys. Before I close out tonight, I got to bring this gentleman on stage. His name's George. George was 450 pounds. And he said, dude, if I lose 200 pounds, I'll fly to L.A.

and I will wrestle Stevie. I went, dude, you lose 200 fucking pounds. I will fly to L.A. I will fly you to my show I will wrestle Stevie. I went, dude, you lose 200 fucking pounds. I will fly to LA. I will fly you to my show, have you backstage. And where George comes from, he doesn't see stuff like this. So the point of all this, George, is there's so much more to this world, man. You can fucking do it,

brother. I love you, man. Keep it up. San Antonio, I love you guys. Man, I love this kid. He's a good kid. He's a good kid, man. And the song is dope. Good stuff, man. Production sounds clean, man. And the song is dope. I work on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good stuff, man.

The production sounds clean. You know what I'm saying? You have different producers and stuff? Yeah, we're a couple different ones. It sounds clean. Thank you. Yeah, it sounds professional. Thank you.

It sounds like you want to make a fucking song, Stevie. You keep asking me. No, man. You're supposed to ask the musician. And how much does he charge you per hour? It's something I can. You have his credit card? You're going in there later, right?

All right, all right. I would love that, though. Do you do any music stuff? Yes, he does. Yeah, he does. I'm glad you asked. I'm glad you asked. Yes, he does.

I do it on the, like, I have an old gear. I don't even, like, I have this old sampler. Hey, Steve, you remember I was saying how comics bump us off and, like, this run around that's what you just be a friend exactly right now that's why i asked because i do it old school like i loop great beats and stuff right mine's a little bit like oh like like what you would do in the 90s or something okay when they're when you didn't have computers so you're just on like a little tape recorder yeah yeah basically okay you got the ocasio a little tape recorder yeah basically okay you got a little casio all right all right dude edit all of that out all of it it. Is that it? He's got maracas.

This is bullshit. This is bullshit. Yeah, that's all we got. Should we hear that outro one more time? Hey, kids. This Thursday, Friday, I'm in L.A. Run my 30-minute special with the crew. David Lucas, Chappelle Lacey.

Thursday, Friday at the Ha Ha in Los Angeles. Then next week, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Dallas. Shooting the special in Dallas, Texas. Add us an improv. We're going to add shows there. Few tickets left. Tickets at FATKZ.com. Love you guys.

Hit it, Nick. Little brows. We love you, man. Love you guys. You talented bastard. Vancouver House of Comedy for me. Oh.

Oh. King and the Sting, back with the crew We got Stevie Weeby, Eric Griffin, Brendan Piotun Yeah, you know how we do it, so just tune in for the laughs Theo said that he was on his way, but ran out of gas Stevie Weeby used to wrestle down at Pallway Now he only pinning boys in the hallway This ain't the greatest show on earth, and what you call that? Eric Griffin with him, he the Nate, dog a podcast. Yeah, the whole crew sick. It's the king and the stink. What up,

Chin? What up, Nick? Stevie Weeby, Eric Griffin just walked in and got it lit. You can't forget about Brendan. He still need everything thick, thick, thick. Still got the bees in the trap trapping. Still the king in the sting, so quit asking If you know, then you know it's a cat's thing Ball and chain, hair swang like the rat king King in the sting, back with the crew We got Stevie Weeby, Eric Griffin, Brendan, Theo too Yeah, you know how we do it, so just tune in for the laughs

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