The Golden Hour - Episode 147: Confessions Pt II

Episode Date: November 12, 2021

The guys talk SteeBee WeeBee's standup set at Brendan's show, an all new KATS Dating Game with Alabama, premiere of a fan made music video "KATS On The Phone", pumpkin seed penis advice, all new KATS Confessions from the audience and the team, all new KATS In The Wild, hall passes, Tom Brady vs Leonardo DiCaprio, Erik and Brendan debate the Aaron Rodgers and Dave Portnoy controversies and much more! Get your King and the Sting merch at katsmerch.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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yeah that's my confession that's a heavy one jesus christ you know what and we'll be right back back off my broccolini get your life together you know the mickey mouse you know the mickey mouse uh watch we make a t-shirt with steve's face on a watch and steve's going like this you know what i just listen you do his face on mickey yes and it's like time stamp you know what i I just listen. You do his face on Mickey's body. And it's like timestamped. You know what I mean? That would be a great shirt. That's a good idea.

That's actually a good idea. Oh, I know. I usually don't listen to you. Yeah, I know. And I know it drives you crazy. It drives me fucking crazy. I was just listening to you. And that's a fantastic idea.

Stevie did four sets with me. Oh, yeah. How did it go? At the high. You did good, man. You did good. Thank you, Brandonan i was so nervous that last show can i just say something because that room was friday night yeah that was

packed yeah and um standing room when uh when uh was his name justin the mc yeah when he was doing his thing and christian and i were standing near the back do you remember that christian yeah and then i just remember because i was sitting down and you go, are you ready? But my mind was swirling because I'm like, dude, this show's packed. This show's packed. This show's packed. Because, you know, I knew it was packed because you had to walk through the crowd. And I'm like, this is packed. Yeah, but it's also supportive people, dude.

Yeah, that was good. It's like that's the thing about any show that a person's doing on the road or anything like that where it's a specific specific person and the fans come out it's always going to be a super supportive environment and they're familiar with you yeah they know you they're just like it's Steve we didn't like we didn't announce anything so he was just popping up so the audience didn't know and just like you know I'm from king of this thing it's Steve yeah you crushed that room oh thanks dude yeah you crushed it why do comedians why do you guys go like what does that mean because you're killing

because you walked off stage and you did you did a gun because it's my last show before I shot my special I mean David David always goes

how did that go well I shoot the special this week in Dallas but that was my last show before I shoot so he won't have a good show so David will come in the back

and go two guns for like me and in the back and go, two guns. For like me and him killing it, he'll go, two guns. So I walked back like shooting flamethrowers. I was going. The second show, the Thursday night was tough for me. It's tough for everybody. They're not all great, man. So each show is going to be different.

Because think about this. Late show Thursday night. Most people have to go to work the next day. Yeah. They were at work that day. It's late. They're drinking. I didn't go on.

That show started late, not by my doing. Yeah. Sorry, 10.30. You get on at like 11. There's like, what, 12 people at that? Yeah, a beast. I try to do this one bit that didn't work. It happens.

You got to keep doing it. It was an alien bit where, that you know there's a stool on stage yeah and i'm like you know what i'm gonna do a karate kick the school i kick the stool it's so intense stevie that's what i tell you that's that bit was so intense yeah i kicked the stool and then i i noticed the that group that main table went oh yeah he scared it he scared everybody but but because i was in the back of the dance stevie doing kung fu yeah you know if i saw alien gray on the street i would want to get in a fight with this alien gray scared everybody because I was in the back of the dance Stevie doing Kung Fu yeah the whole bit was like if I saw Alien Gray

on the street I would want to get in a fight with this Alien Gray and I thought of it and I'm like oh I'll kick the stool it didn't work at all it was intense

yeah but don't but here's the thing though but don't when you do when you do one joke if you do a joke one time at a show and it doesn't work

so just kill it no no no I want you to listen right now please just give me a sec you need a spray bottle

a water spray bottle I know he's like one of those dogs stop it stop it stop asking you guys thought of

a new shirt do another shirt that just says Steve listen yeah that'd be it yeah I'm here with you that's all the shirt

would be this shirt would be me and you and it's me covering your mouth. Yes. Okay, go ahead. Dude, you didn't say it yet. All right.

Just because a joke doesn't work one time in front of one crowd, it doesn't mean you dump it. You got to try it like three, four times, and then you'll see. Then you'll manipulate it. See if there's legs there. You change it. And also, like I told you, Stevie, even moving the words around, rearranging the words, your delivery

can make it work. You told me that last week when we were sitting down here. Now, let me ask you this. Jeremiah's got road dates, right? Am I ready to do that?

Yes. Like a guest spot to do that? 100%. Because Tempe Improv's in two weeks. 100%. And keep in mind, the last time I did comedy was at the Tempe Improv.

This will be your return. This is my redemption. Yeah, your redemption tour. You're going to crush it, the last time I did comedy was at the Tempe Improv. This will be your return. This is my redemption. Yeah, your redemption tour. I have to redeem myself, man. You're going to crush it. Because last time I was like $40 bidder, $40 bidder, $40. I did a whole cowboy thing. I think you should do that again.

Yeah. Absolutely not. See, you're not listening to me now. You're not listening to me. That was the most painful thing in my whole entire life. I quit for 70 years after that. Think about overcoming that. I know.

Go back and return to the cowboy rap. It was packed. Cowboy rap. Cowboy rap. Edit that out right now. But Stevie, think about this. Think who was in the green room. Andrew Schultz, me, David Lucas.

I was nervous to meet that guy. Schultz? Yeah, because I've known about him. But even David Lucas was like, damn, Stevie's kind of funny. I was nervous to meet that guy. Schulte? He's a beast. Yeah, because I've known about him. But everyone, like even David Lucas, like, damn, Stevie's kind of funny. I'm like, yeah, dude. He's on the show. I'm telling you, he's funny. Oh, David said that?

Yeah. That's a lot coming from him. And Schulte was like, dude, your whole crew is funny. Remember that night we did kill Tony? Yeah. The kid that roasted us? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That kid is sharp.

I take him on the road sometimes. Oh, you use him too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. David's cool. Yeah. take him on the road sometimes. Oh, you use him too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. David's cool. Yeah. Steve, I want you to remember something else, and this is for anybody trying to do comedy. When there's a bad night,

there's like a recipe that you have to remember that's happening right now, that this is a group of people that don't know each other from all walks of life, all different economics, stages in life, different ages,

and they're this organism that is coming together that you have to make them agree with you through laughter. That ain't easy. That's the hardest job. And so sometimes it's not going to work. Sometimes you get a group of people who are just, you know, it's a weird vibe. It's a weird vibe. And then they're vibing off the other table, and then they're not into it,

and maybe they weren't feeling the opener or maybe your feature. What are we doing? E.T.? E.T.? No, I'm listening to you. I'm listening to you. But then also, it's not good if you go out, especially when you're first starting, crushing every time. That's not real.

No, I felt it that second show on Thursday. I felt it. And you should. That's what you want. You know what, though, Steve? Can I tell you something? You know what though, Steve? Can I tell you something?

I don't think that four years ago, you would have been able to go on stage as much as you're doing it right now, have a bad set, and then want to do it again. No, but this is the thing. This is the thing. He had that bad set Thursday night, but then Friday, he'd go, hey, come tomorrow. Oh, I was there two. Dude, I was there two hours. You didn't see. No, but I was there two hours. No, I knew you were.

Getting your shots up in the gym. I went to the Habit. I bought a cheeseburger. I did the two hours. You didn't see, no, but I was there two hours. I knew you were. Getting your shots up in the gym. I went to the Habit. I bought a cheeseburger. I did the whole thing. Well, he texted me. He goes, what time is the show?

I go, eight. He goes, okay, I'll be there right at eight. I go, no, no,

no, Stevie, you got to get there early. No, no, but I'm telling you. Then he showed up at six. I was there like two and a half hours early.

He showed up early to the improv show too. He was like, I've been here an hour. early. Why? Early. Because for me, I need to mentally, you know, I need to look at the place, look at the stools. Yeah, I got to get comfortable.

I download everything. Is the stool strong enough for me to kick in? This is the reason why, though. Last time, this is real shit. I was only doing open mics. And there's a difference. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going to these mics in LA.

Other hater comics. Right? Yeah, they're and there's a difference. Oh yeah. I was going to these mics in LA. Right. Yeah. They're not there to champion you. And I would do my thing and these other comedians would be like, dude, come on, let's wrap it up. I know, but it is an important process to make your peers laugh. Like, no, there is an important thing about going through open mics and going through these dumb little shows.

I hated it. You know, like this, this actually isn't't this process is like you are you're being spoiled right now a little bit you know what i mean and it's okay time stamp that out no no no definitely time stamp steve listen this is important he's getting the treatment i got yeah you're getting like yeah exactly this didn't mean by that but but there's also not a natural way. It's not like you. There is something to be to to make your fellow comedians laugh is a process of gaining their respect. And that's how you get other shows. I mean, that's just a process that a lot of us went through, you know, like especially in L.A., like a lot of people from out of town. They're really spoiled.

These out of town comics, let's say they're in like Iowa someplace and they're at they're at spoiled these out of town comics let's say they're in like iowa someplace and they're at they're at the improv and then like the certain comic comes into town the place is packed yeah and that person's doing a guest set or they're featuring or they're like uh middle and they think that's what comedy is so they're like oh wow i'm always performing in front of all these people i'm ready to headline and then they come to la and they're like nah man nobody knows who you are you know you you were in this like friendly fun show that they were there to see this person that's not the natural progress that you need as a comic to grow but also i skipped a step then hold on but stevie though but stevie that's your path yeah yeah yeah so like there's

no right or wrong way it used to be a knock on me like oh he didn't do open mic yeah my but i did open mics i get it but not did open mics. I get it. But not like traditional comics like Eric or Lucy K. But you stopped though. You stopped and then you came back and you're doing sold out shows. Yeah, but I'm just having fun. But that's your path. I didn't plan on doing it.

It's something that makes sense now. Well, I'm telling you, CB, it doesn't fucking matter. Everyone gets like, everyone's trying to get to the same destination. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're getting there a different way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's not a knock on it. That's just, there's a difference. And also, like those open mics there's no pressure fuck those people the there's gonna be pressure when you're doing stand-up live

or the in phoenix like you at the hot dude you have to go on before schultz david lucas chapelle lacey myself like that's a different sort of pressure yeah dude the real pressure comes when it's your show. That's what I'm saying. Those open micers aren't getting that. But you're saying I have to get their respect? No, no, no. I didn't go to the open mics?

No, I'm saying it's a different process. I'm saying it's just a different process. When you're doing those type of shows, to me, there's no knock on performing in front of comics. There's nothing wrong with that. No, a ton of people do that. The process there is that you're trying to, you still have to do a show. You're doing a show.

I hate when it becomes this thing where, because there's other comics there, now you think, well, I'm going to perform for them, and you start not doing your thing. No. The cream rises to the top, man. You don't stay here. Always, you'll find your way.

Yeah, you'll find your way. And you should continue to challenge yourself by going to those top, man. You don't stay here. You'll find your way. Yeah, you'll find your way. And you should continue to challenge yourself by going to those not warm rooms. Right. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Okay, so the way he worded it makes sense. Oh, dude. That makes sense.

No, Nick's right. So the guys who, like, obviously David Lucas and Chappelle are on the way. Did he go through that? All of them. David did? Yeah, he was doing that Kill Tony. That Kill Tony's a rough room. Oh, that's tough.

But also, I've had comics I've brought with me before where I'm like, oh, are you getting up around town? Are you getting spots? No, I just wait until I go on the road with you. I'm like, I can't use you, dude. This ain't the spot. Because you need that. Well, you're not going to get better.

Yeah. You got too comfortable. This is my argument to that. It's like those open mic rooms, I don't consider shows because you don't even know how to gauge it. Like if it's working or not. But you're working on yourself. You can. You're working on your material.

You can gauge it. Oh, yeah, you can. But like the lab, like the lab's dope as fuck. The ha-ha's that outdoor room you can do. Some nights on Laugh Factory and stuff. You're doing fine. You know what? I was there for their open mic at haha club because that's how

early i got there okay and it was a huge difference between the show you put out and then because i went there because i met the mc to that and it was depressing he would have said it was actually a better show it was depressing dude issue a special next week i mean one kid was reading off his notepad okay let me try this one out. That's okay, though. That's what the pressure is for, man. So that's just a part of it? Yeah.

All right, then I'll do all of it. You should. There you go. I'll do all of it. Let's take a little break from chatting away with Stevie and Big Eric Griffin. Hey, man, a lot of y'all are on diets and you're just not getting the nutrients that you need. I'm not even worried about that because today's program, King of the Sting, is brought to you by Athletic Greens. All right. We're talking about the health and wellness company that makes the daily nutrition really, really simple, man.

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A couple of crazy cat confessions that I really like. And we're starting off another possible contestant for the cats dating game oh last one got married yeah but not to the guy we bring in eric and stevie my name is alabama but i go by bama for short yes go time go time oh her name is bama damn girl fuck over and you feel me wait rewind it i want again. Shout out to my parents for that one. That's my dog in the background. I'm 24 years old. I live in Salem, Oregon with my dog, Whiskey.

I work in the mortgage industry, so I'm constantly working. In my free time, I like to work out, hang out with friends, go on spontaneous adventures, anything outdoors, really. I'm looking for someone who is ready know ready to date not just to fuck around is genuine fun she's a man active has a good sense of humor you know can handle my sarcasm and attitude and give me shit back that's what i need so if you guys can help um i'm seeing someone already i'm taking that's kyle and christian right there, Bart, buddy. That's Kyle and Christian right there. So, fellas, if you want to date Alabama...

God, Bama's DMs are about to be like... Yeah, it's going to be flooded. I guarantee she gets a video of a guy who's a huge Auburn fan burning the shirt. Like, girl, I do this for you. What's going on there? That's her social? She gave us permission to look at her social. We won't give out her Instagram

handle until after the episode airs. Or next week's episode airs. Oh, they'll be lining up for her. They're lining up for that. Holy moly. Send in a video why you think you're a good fit for Alabama. Address it to Alabama.

A hundred people. Don't do that. That'll be all the videos and 45 seconds are under we're not trying to have like cheesy movies first of all you're not giving out

I'm gonna search Alabama and then she's gonna come up you know what I mean yeah the savvy people go to Who Follows Cats right by Alabama oh you just gave them the trick.

Well, them boys know that. There you go. Them boys that jack off these Instagram accounts. We know what they're doing. We try. I like the picture of three white girls

just randomly laughing. Look at them. Like, no, that's not in real time. I've always heard the best time to take a picture is after people pose and they're like,

oh, let me see it. And then everybody's like, they're laughing. Yeah. That is the best time to take a picture is after people pose. And they're like, oh, let me see it. And then everybody's like, ha, they're laughing. That is the best time. You'll be good. Let's get 10 of these a show. You wish, Stevie. No, no, no, no. Let's just get like five.

Get five of them. There ain't 10 baddies like that in these videos. Yeah, they don't need to. That's a bad woman. It's one baddie and nine warlocks. Like, I can't find a man. Oh, so you're saying this is rare there's a rarity yeah that's rare you just made a lot of chicks feel bad who just sent their

videos yeah let's edit that out they're trying to find a man yeah with dreadlocks and tattoos i don't think chabelle's fun either i i actually think it's like we just have less girls but the ones who do watch seem they be bad. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, the problem is we can't have a man who we try to hook up because he doesn't get enough suitors Oh, what's the algorithm like then? So there's not that many bad 90 95 5 90 10 no for real I wanted the Party dude, this is a sausage party dude this is a sausage

so this is all dudes all dudes hey let's get her down man my special's called hey my special's called the bro whisper it's all dudes yeah yeah yeah

but 10% and half a million is still 50,000 right fellas whoop whoop yeah so there's 50,000 women that watch it but so Theo has more girls

my crowd's all dudes This guy's got a King of the Sting it for us And then I'm gonna cut it off He has an amazing original King of the Sting song I think he wants to like challenge Lil Browz But here's his King of the Sting it first King of the Sting it She was in the bathroom while you were getting ready for work

She's stinging it Gang gang buzz buzz Said my new song I sent Cancelled the phone My old ways are sold she's thinking it yeah what was this question again I'm going to the bathroom while you're sniffing and others like getting ready I sting it like you got to keep it sexy man yeah sometimes like if I eat one of those Al's hot chicken sandwiches like the that hot lava I don't't my girl doesn't need to see that man listen i have i go to the other bathroom oh yeah me too i go to my basement yeah my girl be like what are you doing like every time you gotta ask what the fuck you think i'm doing nothing yeah i'm doing work

i'm not with that in that little bathroom like that no and she's getting ready yeah yeah yeah no one wants to start their day like that i I thought that was an easy sting. Now, Stevie's apartment has no choice. He's like, hey, I'll take the eggs over. Eat. Yeah, because the kitchen and the bathroom and the bedroom are all. You know what I mean? Like, dude. Like when you're on the toilet, somebody, you know.

You're on the toilet. Stevie's like, you need a fork? Hey, man, can we shut him off? Can we shut you off, dude? Stevie's like, can you get a fork? Can we shut him up? Can we shut you off, dude? Steve, can you adjust the AC? All right, just a second. Stevie, you got to send a picture of the AC. All right, I'll send it next week.

So, baby, we're getting air freshener all over the eggs. You know what? I need to, you know what? I'm going to upgrade. That's why we're doing this. You know what? I'm going to get a one bedroom. Yeah, get a one. I'm going to upgrade That's why we're doing this You know what? I'm going to get a one bedroom I'm going to have a legit kitchen

Yeah We'll do a whole vlog We'll put it on cats Stevie's upgrade Cribs I want that writing No scissor bros Goes on cats

No Jeremiah's already Sent out a petition Here's his song Cats on the Phone. Did you have some talented artists that submit stuff? And the video is like... Do all the rappers have to be white, though? I'm just wondering.

We need some Brawlers, man. Oh, you didn't get the demo? Our demo's 90% white, bro. Okay. Do we upset about that, man? No, I'm not upset about fucking an old big brown over here looking like Drake if he was a hot dog eating champion. He's got the mic set up He's that chunky

It's him but I think it was pulled from One of our episodes Thursday night is coming on But I gotta work in the mall So Friday night is going down I told my wife leave me alone I smoke a joint on my couch We're kingin' this thing on my phone Dee dee wee dee what's a gone I swear my depression is gone Thursday night is coming on

But I gotta work in the mall So Friday night is going down I told my wife leave me alone I smoke a work in the mall So Friday night is going down I told my wife leave me alone I smoke a joint on my couch I wish she ain't in this thing on my phone Lil' Pals done did this before But him and Chyna are on tow Pretty sucka honey out the back half

Then he made a lot of money with the rat guy Stevie Weeby snap a single down in Pallway Listen to Eddie get a riff like all day Nick D get a scoop in the parlay Chance to wear the note and make your heart ache imagine me jenny brown on the one two that'll be a dream i look up to until then i need some help on the youtube I understand that. Just take a moment of silence for Lil' Black Butt Lil' Brown's wrong, y'all told me to get my raps up But I think it's ready to become a track song Thursday night is coming home

But I gotta work in the mall Somebody that's Just dope I like it I like it I like it This dude is dope King it

Like a major King it Thursday night is coming home I don't know Lil' Brown Lil' Brown, I don't know This dude is dope. King it. Like a major. Hard King it. King it. I don't know, Lil' Brow. Lil' Brow, I don't know. We got ourselves a fucking... We might have a theme song off. Dude, you know why I like it? Because the melody is really unique.

And his voice. His voice is dope. I don't know, man. You have some talented fans. Bart's over there, man. It was hard. We're going to all have to do a new King of the Sting album. Steve's going to do a track.

I'm going to do an R&B song. You guys, I don't know. Are you going to do a punk thing? Yeah, I mean, this guy, I really liked his energy. He was really good. I thought the production was unique. I thought his approach to the he's an American Idol Korean Simon Cowell You like the, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, We have buzzers Or we just do it here Yeah we'll just do it here Or we have a whole Studio network here Steve wants to rent out a place He's like oh yeah

Or we rent out the forum But this is what I'd like to see A little bit more diversity I want some female vocalists You know what I mean You're asking a lot You're asking a lot I mean they gotta be out there

They're out there You know what Call to action from Steve Put it out there Female vocalists Female vocalists Some songs Some singers

10% of that 10% Women that. 10%. Women assemble. And there's four of them like, yeah. That would be amazing, dude. Yeah. But five of them are like this. What up?

We're kicking in the state. But anyways, get back to it. That was fire. That was dope. What's his name? It was dope. Gosh, what did he? His logo.

Dude, we gotta update that logo. Yeah, yeah. Plug him, dude. For real. Plug him. Uh-oh, 860 or something. we're gonna have his link in the description everybody go give this actual yeah yeah this was on spotify very impressed ig yeah that's fire what's his name again keto bubba spark uh-oh 860 is that right uh i saw it there too uh-oh 860

this guy looks intense from Sweden Scotland Scotland okay hey Brendan Theo Eric Stevie

Eric Eric Chin Meatball I have a king at our stinger for you pumpkin seeds it's your boy Sean

coming out of Glasgow, Scotland I love the podcasts I listen to them all multiple times can't get enough of it. Just makes me happy listening to you all talk shit. I'm here today

to see what you all think of that all natural hitter. That God's little secret. I'm talking about them pumpkin seeds. They don't call it nature's viagra for nothing. I know my boy Theo's ears popped up there. Nick Chin, look it up.

Two tablespoons of these little bad boys and you end up with that all day long thick piece. That little soldier that will never disappoint. Please guys, give it a go. You'll never look back. Give it a go. I seen you Theo in January 2020 in Glasgow at the O2 I think it was called.

And you were absolutely brilliant. Loved it, mate. Looking forward to seeing you, Brendan, when you're there. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. Does this guy have a pumpkin farm or some shit? Yeah, what's going on? I don't know. The man loves pumpkin seeds. Evidently, it's like a natural effort. Is it? I enjoy

a nice pumpkin seed. Especially when they roast them. And mock them. I ain't saying it. It's good for your dick. That's what I'm guessing. And you're talking about your penis? Give you girth? I thought he said mine too.

No, he's saying fire him up, lick it up so he can show it to you. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. Yeah, it's hard to understand. I like some roasted pumpkin seeds. Yeah, so it gets your dick hard? That's what I'm guessing. Dick hard, it makes it bigger. It makes it bigger.

I'm going to be fucking. It makes it bigger? Fuck this nicotine. I'm going to have pumpkin seeds. It makes it bigger. What? It makes it bigger. I'm going to be fucking. It makes it bigger? Fuck this nicotine. I'm going to have pumpkin seeds. It makes it bigger. What? It makes it bigger? I'm going to corner my boy over here and you're going to grind it up and snort it?

Hell yeah. Oh, wow. What? So. Fluted. It said it in the. Modulate some markers. Oh, my God.

You guys got some of that? Pumpkin seeds are often used in traditional medicine in the management of erectile dysfunction. Wow. All natural. Oh, wow. Theo suffers from this. So let's send Theo some pumpkin seeds. I know y'all get a bunch of old ass pumpkins rotting right now from Halloween.

So that's. I didn't know that. I didn't know that either. So king it. Yeah. King, king, king, king it. Yeah, hard king. Hard king.

Yeah, that's why, you know, for women, it's makeup companies that stay in business forever. Yeah. Because, you know, with serums and eye creams and for men, look how everybody's reacting. You just say anything about a dick and making it work better. Yeah, we're in. We're all the way in. I don't have dick issues, but I'm like, yeah, I'm going to get some pumpkin seeds. Theo has a hard time getting hard?

I think he's on certain substances he does. I don't think we're telling tales. Steve goes sugar-coated, huh? Steve just go right in. Steve would be a terrible therapist. You know what I mean? So you dick. You having problems with it, huh?

Let's talk about it. You don't have a dick problem? He said it about a thousand times on this program. Oh, we might say he's trying to hook up with that girl and he had to slide down the hallway to try to get it up. He's like, I was trying to get blood into it, so I slid down the hallway to try to get it up he's like i was trying to get blood into it so i slid down the hallway she's so stupid all right let's see what this gentleman has hey so king or sting it student loans i just finished uh dental school okay and i looked at my loan balance. I'm sitting at six figures, right?

Actually, $310,000. That's a cheap dental school I went to. What the? So that's the king of sting it. What do you guys think? Sting it, sting it, sting it. That sum of money invested in what? There's no tangible asset, really. You're just investing in your brain.

He's questioned his whole life. It's that synaptic hater investment, you know? That's the obligatory use of the word hater for you. So check that out. That was a smart guy. Tell me what you think, guys. Student loans. Check out the big brain on Brad.

Gang buzz. It's tough, right? Because student loans, you're investing yourself. And let's say, what's the average salary of a dentist? I don't know, maybe $150,000. Man, I wish you guys had a computer. So let's say it's $100 grand so it's investment you're gonna pay that off you know in what probably six years I don't know man it's a tough thing you know but they were saying like if you had kids and

let's say your kid wanted to be a doctor by the time your kid's ready to you know perform surgery they said with science and everything like doctors are almost going to be eliminated. It's going to be done by robots and the technology is going to be so advanced. So he's going to have all these loans. $300,000? Is that right? Dude, to be a doctor, way more. He's talking about fixing teeth.

This guy. That's a lot. I don't know. I just have a problem with education being for a profit. So it's like I get if you're reinvesting into the school, like you're paying for the school to be in business. And it's a tough thing. Like what is that $300,000 for?

Like what are you actually paying for? So does it need to be that amount of money? Yeah. Well, it's also like when I played at a major Division I football school, and they would give you scholarships, and their argument is, we're not going to pay you because you're getting an education. I was like, I'm not getting an education, though. I majored in fucking football.

You gave me the easiest classes. I walked out here with a degree. I don't know shit besides how to play football. So them being like, oh, we gave you a degree like that that's the trade-off it's like you bitches know what you're doing you gave me these bullshit classes the kid who got the degree behind me couldn't spell chair i swear i swear on my life first day of school first day of class he goes hey man i spelled chair i started laughing he threatened to beat me up he has degree behind me i was like this motherfucker he didn't know how to spell chair. No, man.

He's from Louisiana. Oh, God. Well, I mean, I don't know, man. Same school as steel. It's like, you know, the guy invested in his future. Yeah. And that is a lot of money, but he will be able to pay it off. How long will it take him?

It depends on like, you know. Five or six years. It depends. And they want it to take a long time because of the interest. Yeah, the interest. They want it to take forever. Yeah. So it's 300 with interest. You know, it's going to be tough. Like, I don't think there should be interest on it. No, long time because of the interest. They want it to take forever. So it's $300 with interest.

I don't think there should be interest on it. No, it's fucked up. Why is there interest on it? It's a scam, man. It feels like a racket. Such a hustle. I don't mind you charging because you have this school and you're giving them this knowledge that can save the world, change the world, change this person's life. But then you also want to – so I'm stinging the interest on the loan and like semi-kinging like I get why you're investing in yourself.

Yeah, I'm stinging the system of education. Kinging him investing in his knowledge and shit. I say king it if you're going to college with a plan. I agree. If you know what you want to do. But half these kids don't know why they're there. I was just funneled into college, didn't know what I wanted to do. Me too.

I went to economics. I have 70 grand of student loans, and I had no plan. I like Decon, but not using that. You don't know the value of a buck back when you're that young. You're just buying Dominoes and beer. Yeah. It's a whole thing. You went to school here?

Yeah. Yeah. Where'd you go? I went to USC for a little while. I had a whole. Were you at USC? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I didn't, I didn't graduate from USC and it was just like, I had, I just, I didn't know what I wanted to do either. You know, like actually my mom and my stepfather, they actually met working at USC together. So like I got to, I didn't have to pay tuition. So there was pressure there, too. For sure. It's like, you got to go here because, you know, it's like I don't want to go here.

You know, I didn't want to do that at the time. So I didn't know what I wanted to do. So that's what I'm saying, too, though, is like what I don't like about the system is like they're making you decide your life before you even go in. You have no idea. You're going and you're like, alright. Now you feel this pressure.

How many people don't really want to do the things? How many people go to college and they go, you know what? I took two years of this stuff. It's not really moving me anymore. Everyone besides the engineers. Even those people are like, maybe I don't want to do this. Then you transfer. People that go to major universities and major in like fucking

journalism or communication so what are you gonna do with that well you're literally just trying to figure out your life you know and like college is like being independent having fun like that's the experience for you to have all this money. My major is communication. That's what most general people do because you don't know what the fuck you want to do. Dude, you argue this? My dad was a college professor for years. College professor for like 15 years. You want to argue with him? It's a nightmare.

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What kind of confessions? You'll hear. What up, King and the Sting? This is for the confession hotline. My confession is on my senior trip, high school senior trip, we went to the Bahamas. And on the first night, I got really, really drunk. And I ended up, like, kind of, I was dancing with this girl. And I was blacked out.

This is what my friends told me. I was dancing with this girl against a railing on this boat. We were on a boat party. And I was like leaning back and forth, started to not look too good. And the girl was still in front of me, and she went in for a kiss. And I started to throw up.

And I ended up throwing up in her mouth. And then I turned over the railing, and she ran away. So if she ever hears this, I'm sorry. She ran away. So if she ever hears this, I'm sorry. That's not really a confession. That's a nightmare. I thought this was going to go like he pushed a chick over the door or he killed a girl in the Bahamas by accident.

I'm like, where is this going? But that's just like – It's embarrassment he did. Yeah, he just embarrassed himself, and it is what it is. He probably feels better about it. He threw up in her mouth. In her mouth? Oh, she needs therapy after that.

But how about just to fight somebody? Like, he didn't look. I'm sure he didn't look like he was okay. And what is she doing going like this? Is she going in mouth open with her eyes closed? Maybe it's like a Mexico school trip, that senior frogs. Well, we know he's white and rich. Oh, yeah.

If you're going to like the bahamas on your senior do you say bahamas yeah and you're on a boat party like get out of here man what does he look like he's probably a handsome guy huh anonymous confession yeah uh everybody hit the hotline if you have your own um here's another one this how long until this turns apology line where like a real serial calls in. That'd be crazy. Say, yo, man, I was off fucking Laurel Canyon the other day. I fucking cut some dude's throat.

King or stinger. And we're just all silent. What are we listening to? Big fan of the show, man. Love to stop by sometime. He gives the coordinates of the body. Yeah.

Please don't. This one will take you for a ride. There's twists and turns. I like rides. Hey, will take you for a ride. There's twists and turns. I like rides. Hey, guys. I got a confession. I'm a water felon right now.

Been running for six years. I'm not selling any retail theft. What I used to do is I used to wear a suit and tie, take an Alpha S3 handkey into Target. I would go in there, unlock, you know, 15, 20 games, throw them in the cart, a bunch of other stuff, baby monitors that were $200, $300, throw them in the cart, and then throw a bunch of good clothes in there,

and then like a garbage can and a mop. And then I would have a receipt from earlier in the day or, you know, maybe when I walk in, I'll buy a soda. And what I'll do is I'll walk out. I'll walk right through the registers, put the receipt in my mouth as I'm putting my coat on or, you know, whatever, holding my receipt so they see it. I look the cashier in the eyes. I tell them, hey, you have a great day or say something, you know, like reverse psychology type of thing. day or to say something you know like reverse psychology type of thing well anyways I've been running for six years from a year of jail time off of that and

I've been to three children and started another family and have two children with a different woman in a different state as long as I never go back to that state they'll never extradite me. So I've been pulled over, and Wisconsin won't take me. They won't extradite me outside of the state of Wisconsin. Don't say where you're at. And that's my own question. I do want to go back and take care of it and deal with it. It's really sad.

I'm having some trouble right now. I'm on Suboxone because I used to eat heroin and cocaine. And, you know Withdrawals are not fun. Plus, jail is not fun. Too old for that shit. Anyways, yeah, that's

my confession. That's a tough one. That's a heavy one, man. You know what? We'll be right back. We'll be right back's a heavy one, man. Jesus Christ. And you know what? And we'll be right back. We'll be right back after this. Word from our sponsor. We should do that, come back, and not address it. I don't know, man.

But in all seriousness, I think that this guy is doing – he did this as, I don't know, like a cry for help. You're reaching out if you want to hear what people really have to say. I mean, I just feel like, hey, dude, you need to take care of this. I think you would live in with a lot of guilt and the stress of that. You're not going to survive. Here's my question, though. Does the guilt come from because where he can't come back, whatever state, is his wife and kid there and he can't come back and see them?

Yes. Yeah. He abandoned him. He's on the run. You're right, Eric. Like, literally, that's what he need. I, this was like almost three minutes.

I cut, I cut some stuff off and I was like, you cut some juicy shit out. No, no. Uh, just, he got more specific of some of the incidences when he was rolling out with

the cart and he like talked to security and management. He was just like, yeah, we're all set on that. Yeah. Uh, but, uh,

he, he said he was like, I don't know. I'm just kind of looking for encouragement maybe to like do the right thing and go back well I think that you

here's the thing what's the jail time on that though he said one year oh just do that yeah he's got to do it to see the kid the guilt

you mentioned guilt no but at this point now that it it actually might be more now because he's he's on the rise but listen guys look

the point about this is you're reaching out for help you know you want to take care of this you know your family probably needs you you started another family He's on the rise, yeah. But listen, guys, look, the point about this is you're reaching out for help. You want to take care of this. Your family probably needs you. You started another family. I think you're living in this moment of feeling like, why did I do this? The thrill of you doing it was the whole thing.

I don't know why. Or money. Or you strapped for cash. No, from the sound of this, this guy got a thrill out of fooling people. A little bit. He made a point to make sure yeah yeah he made you know reverse psychology you know so now at this point now you know you fooled yourself out of like living a proper life so just own up to what you want to do you have to just decide do you want to own up to this take care of it get back to your regular life get off

the drugs work on that stuff go back and be a a father to your kids and and deal with this right deal with it you know you've conned yourself out of having a real life now you could do the reverse yeah now he also i wouldn't want to go to fucking jail or prison either for a whole year and probably longer than that now he's been obeying the cops is it not an option for your family or state that's in to go to where you're at? Can they come? Or is that just that relationship so fucking dysfunctional that they can't come? Because if they can get to you and you have an open relationship with them, then they should come to where you're at.

Because taking away from a year from the kids, and I think it's going to be longer, I'm kind of with him. Like, dog, if you don't have to go to prison. Yeah, but at the same time, though, he's not going to be able to get a regular job now he's not going to be able to do anything you know they they know well hold up guys i have can i do my confession i have a confession oh please brother so every time i go grocery shopping um i always I always get a Red Bull. The deal is two for four. But every time I do self-checkout, I do this. I take both cans. I only scan one.

So I'm only paying for one can of Red Bull. So you're paying $2 instead of four? I get one for free. And you just do it for the rush, huh? Yeah, I look right at the guy, too. It's a game to me. I look right at the guy. Stevie, Do you think it's a game, or do you think you want to save $2? That, too. Is that bad?

Can you blur Steve's face out and change his voice when you do this? That'd be so funny. I have a compassion. I have a compassion. So basically, I'm stealing a Red Bull. I'm stealing Russian Jamaican. And then we don't know who it is. So basically, I'm stealing a Red Bull. I'm stealing one Red Bull. Now, you're doing this once a week?

Every time, Brandon. I've been doing this for about two years now. Okay, so about $10,000 in Red Bull. Let's just hope there's no boss manager. About $10,000. Watching this. About $10,000 in Red Bull. Now, we'll bail you out if you get caught.

So, is that wrong? Is that stealing? Because the way I look at it, it's not stealing because Red Bull, they make a lot of money, right? Yeah, what are you, Robin Hood? Yeah, so do banks. Yeah, banks make a ton of money. You want to rob banks, dude, Stevie?

They make a lot of money, so it's okay that I'm taking from here, right? Chin, back me up, bro. I can't back him up, Chin. You're always going to Chin. Chin, I'm peeing the same. Chin, back me up. Chin, back me up.

Chin, that's nothing to do with it. Chin, I'm wrong. Back me up. Back me up, Chin. But Stevie, if you took that same approach with every product in your life... That's wrong, isn't it? Correct. Wrong is wrong.

All right, so I owe them an amends, huh? Just stop doing it. Here's my thing. Stop doing it. Here's my thing. Red Bull's going to be fine. Stop doing it. Yeah.

Can you stop doing it for me? All right, we'll edit that whole segment out. Absolutely not. You're anonymous. You're anonymous. And then I'll stop doing that, guys.

That's like on those gangland videos or whatever it is when it's like, yeah, we shot the guy. It's like anybody who is familiar with that guy knows it's him. It's his whole body, like tattoos. Yeah. He's like, yeah, we shot the guy. It's like anybody who is familiar with that guy knows it's him.

It's his whole body, like tattoos. He's like, yeah, we fucking pulled up on the car and then shot him. I got one. Go ahead, Nick. In high school, when we'd go to movies and stuff, I'd go in the garbage and I'd get the large popcorn and sodas. And get the free refill? And I'd break it.

And then I'd be like, oh, I dropped my popcorn or my soda. And then I'd get the large popcorn and sodas. And get the free refill? And I'd break it. And then I'd be like, oh, I dropped my popcorn or my soda. And then I'd get free ones. And also in the trunk of my car from every fast food place, I had the large cup. And I would bring it in. But you were strapped for cash, like a struggling kid, right? Oh, yeah. I was a feral child.

Yeah, there you go. You got to do what you got to do. But also, y'all some fucking criminals. What's that mean? Eric, aren't engaging in this, do what you got to do. But also, y'all some fucking criminals. What's that mean? Eric, aren't engaging in this conversation? You guys have to do a confession now, dude. We're vulnerable right now. Please.

Am I leaving? No, no, no, no. That's not fair, dude. You guys got to do one. I'll give you a confession. I stole once in my life. I was eight years old at a Safeway that we used to always go to. And this guy was making copies.

Some businessman was making copies. And to get the candy was a nickel remember those nickel things you put nickel and grab the candy well he was there and he was like busy doing something so i took a nickel and my brother was with me and then i went and got my candy he found me because obviously he was it was important he's making fucking copies dude he picked me up big dude picked up my hand and spanked the fuck out of me in the middle of the store yeah he's lucky my papa didn't see him doing that and then my dad my dad's like why are you crying i'm like this guy spanked me he's like why the fuck would a random guy spank you i'm like i don't know my dad hulk hogan walk around fucking safely looking to beat this guy's ass that's the confession That guy kept you from being a criminal for life and you ratted him out.

Yeah. I don't know why he hit me. I'm a snitch. I never stole again ever in my life. Ever. Okay, so I was a kid. We were at a restaurant

with my... You don't like the kid part? I don't like the kid part. Recent. Recent. Sorry, I haven't. I was... Anyway.

Hashtag good guy, Steve. Yeah. And so, you know, we're getting a takeout. You know, we're taking food home. And we had a nice fancy restaurant. So, like, this stuff came in like this sort of like silver tray. It wasn't silver, but it was like a nice thing. And for the takeout, I put the whole thing in the bag.

Oh, damn. You know, and then When we got home, my mom opens the take-home, and she sees that I took the actual shit. That's not too bad, though. I took the thing, but that's one of the ones I can remember. I'll snitch on my grandma for you, Steve. Rest in peace. Rest on my grandma.

Sorry, Steve, that I haven't been stealing Red Bulls in my whole adult life. I was at a candy store, man. I stole some taffy. You stole stealing Red Bulls my whole adult life. Sorry we're not robbing a bank at 50. I was at a candy store, man. I stole some taffy. You stole a Red Bull. No, I'll rat on my grandma. I'm going to rat.

She's dead now so she can't get in trouble. But whenever we go to the Outback Steakhouse, she was an older lady. You know the real nice steak knives? Oh, yeah.

Every single time we would go there, she would steal the steak knives. People do that. I went back to her house and she had 40 Outback Steakhouse knives and she had yeah 40 outback steakhouse and she doesn't eat steak we just just won the night my mom my mom we would go to like

that was better you're getting better at these but we would go to like buffets yeah and you're not supposed to uh you know you don't they don't give you a take-home box with buffets yeah there's no take-home there's no take-home but my mom would bring A big ass purse And with like Tupperware Tupperware What And shit And so

That's really not even stealing She would go like Go get some Go get what you know And then she would like You know Put food into So she would go home

With like We had this big bag Mashed potatoes We would have food for days See no I like that That was a real confession Oh bro

Growing up I did more Fucking eating runs with my mom than I can imagine. You dine and dash? Dine and dash? My mom didn't have a lot of money, and my favorite thing in the world to do was go to Chili's. That was like our five-star restaurant. We'd go to Chili's. Because you want your baby back. I do baby back.

Chili's. Baby back. Baby back. Dude, I want my baby back. Baby back. Chili's. Chili's. I want my baby back. I want my baby.

I would get a full. Wait a minute. Brennan's going to star in the Chili's opera. Chili's. I want my baby back, baby. Back, baby. Bro, I want Chili's. I want my baby back, baby.

Bro, I knew it was a big deal because my mom would take us there. She didn't have a lot of money. She'd be like, oh, I got paid today. So she'd take me and my brother to Chili's. I'd get a full rack of ribs and wash it down with a chocolate sundae then my mom was like then my mom yeah i know that's why i'm fat then my mom was like you guys want anything else i'm like god damn mama's balling i was like i'll take another shake my mom's yeah keep going keep going and then the bill would come my mom's like i'll tell you i'll meet you guys outside and i was a kid i was like

no okay it was meet mom outside and she was like, yeah, I'll pull the car up and go. Then she had a gray Camry. So me and my brother just walked out. And she would speed off. I'm like, what the fuck? When did you figure out she was a criminal? Dude, just now. That's a dime.

As I'm saying out loud, I'm like, man, my mom's a thief. Dine and dash, dude. Damn, dude, you were an accessory to robbery. And that bill is not cheap. Full rack of ribs. Dude, that's expensive. Yeah, Chili's. I don't know.

A full $32 that you guys got. So Chili's or Red Bull watches us. We're busted, right? I think you're fine. No, you're busted. Me and Eric are good. Yeah, this was a while ago. You're currently robbing.

You're a grown man stealing This is 10 years ago. You're a grown man stealing Red Bulls. Let me rephrase this. No, no, Chan. I did this 10 years ago. Dude, you have to back up. It was about 10 years ago. Dog, you owe Red Bulls about 22 grand.

You owe them 22 grand. Dude, we got to edit this. Seriously. No, because the thing is you have sports people that watch this no you're good hey did you did you red bull's not who you got to worry about they already got paid for the can yeah yeah to get you i didn't do it dude king come get you hey did you and bobby as kids ever get caught stealing yeah i have to really think about you're like a batman villain we did cologne so we go to the mall oh wow and uh cologne yeah my brother's sample cologne that's

just sitting there no we'd ask for those but then sometimes we would uh yeah no no not this i'm talking about the one that like you know you remember the green polo before polo sport had a gold top the og green green gold top or dracar nowhere dracar yeah we get bottles of that what would you do with it though? We want to wear it to school. Smell great. By the way,

your MC, what's his name? Justin? Justin. He smelled fantastic. I smelt his neck. No, no. This kid

No, this kid Smelt like a million dollars. It was Gucci. He had some Gucci on. He had some Gucci on. He had some fancy stuff. Yeah, dude. Shout out to Justin. Spends every dime he has on shoes and clothes. Speaking of

Bobby, this is somewhat of a Cats in the Wild. It's a deep fake from Brian Monarch who he does awesome shit. Yeah, Brian's great. Bob don't like this video. I'm just like you don't like you Bob don't like this Brought this up. I was laughing at him and he didn't say nothing Is it cuz Bobby's getting big I thought this was Bobby

These just keep fucking the ice cream. him yeah you've seen this he said I'm done alright let me get that that could be him in like 5 years this guy's nice with it man this guy's so frustrated he's like come on man this is how you help people he does not like that video

that video's hilarious yeah Brian Martin's a beast but that could be bob in a couple years right if he doesn't do something let's do a call to action with my brother man let's say something bob like we gotta switch up your diet what else yeah go ahead as long as he's happy you're not backing me up this episode. The diet's good for everybody. Huh? Staying away from carbs, more protein, vegetables. It's good for everybody. Keep going. We also got-

Zevia. Go ahead. We also got a cats in the wild from- A million people tag us in this. Yeah. Lots of these we'll get over and over, but this is Brian. He's got a little side hustle as a street vendor. Is that Callan?

Is that Short King Callan? Is that Short King Callan? Yeah. Short King Callan. Brian Callan. So many people tag us in this, but I don't see it as much. No, no, no. I don't see the resemblance. I do.

I see it. You do? Yeah. What's he making, eggs? Pastry music's fire. Okay, I see it. A little bit. I love people who are just proficient at shit like that

They got a little more handsome than Cal, let's be honest Cause he's got like an ethnic Yeah With some ethnicity and stuff We got some debate clubs to close us out Alright, let's close it out Oh, I ordered an Aaron Rodgers jersey, Nick Nice

The yellow one Yeah With the green numbers Thought you'd like that. I couldn't love either of those. Brett Favre or, I don't care how much

money he stole, Brett Favre or Aaron Rodgers. I love him more, now more than ever. I love Aaron more than ever. He's a hero. Yes, doing the Lord's work. And State Farm came out

and said like, They're not going to do shit. They don't like that he misled people, but they support the right for people to make their own choice. Yeah.

Yeah. It's called America. That's one of the first advertisers kind of like, They don't like that he misled people, but they support the right for people to make their own choice. Yeah. It's called America. That's one of the first advertisers kind of like. Stick by him? Stick by someone who's going against like the mainstream. The norm. The woke left narrative. Well, I have a different feeling about it and we'll get to it.

I knew you would. I knew you would. You know what? In part of me, but I have to, because I like to argue. I'm down to argue. But I know Nick loves Aaron Rodgers. And freedom. Yeah.

Freedom. So that's why I'm like, oh, Eric should have something to say about this. I got something to say. But inside, I went, let's do this. You know what I'm saying? Let's go. It's tough to win an argument against Eric, but I love doing it. Same thing I do with my dad.

He lights me up with politics. Well we'll uh play that one right now what's up you king in the sting bats i'm out here in denver colorado making them 3d printed bad boys gang gang parts let's get to the real question who do you think had a worst week that one by bad boy dave portnoy or that covid crew at aaron rogers let me know yeah it's more like aaron dodgers dodging uh no but here's what's he dodging now here's what i have to say about this this has nothing to do with to me for me this has nothing to do with whether he was vaccinated or not. That's not the issue. No, he never said he was vaccinated. No, no, but when I – So he was immunized. If you ask him, he knew what the hell he was doing, okay?

They know. He knew. He misled. Everyone knew. I don't know, but he – The NFL knew. The Packers knew. No, no, no.

That's what I'm saying. He knew what he was doing with that question. That's not the point. Okay. There are a lot of people in the NFL who are not vaccinated. Correct. And they don't miss time because they're doing what they need to do to make sure that this doesn't happen to them.

Yes. Right? This guy wants his cake and eat it too. Meaning? Meaning Aaron Rodgers, if you're the leader of this team and you are doing all that went through in the offseason, if you're going to say, I don't want to get vaccinated, that's your choice. I respect that choice. But that now means you have to live your life by the protocols that they have in place.

You can't be at Halloween parties. You can't be doing all the stuff that you're doing. You have to make sure as the leader of this team that you're doing everything you need to do to make sure you're on that field. And if you're not doing that, I got a problem with that. OK, now all this stuff about him saying, oh, I'm that, you know, I'm immunized when he knew what they were asking. You know, they're asking you, do you have the vaccine, Pfizer, Moderna or Johnson and Johnson? That's what they were asking. And he misled because he didn't want to deal with that.

I don't care about that. That's not why I have a problem with him. What I have a problem with him is he ain't living up to his responsibilities. They lost a game. They could have won if he was there. They would have blown him out. They could have won, and they would be 8-1 with now being able to be in the lead for the buy in the in the thing this ain't about freedoms this ain't about none of that kind of stuff it kind of is though because i don't think

so because is it fair that you have the most the most in shape healthiest people on the planet literally on the planet where if they get covid we know from stats that he has a 99.999 to survive then check this out you're you're going to enforce it. Then just say that. That's basically what he's saying. No, no, no. That's what he's saying now. He can't come out the gate and say that.

No, yes, he can. No, he can't. Because his team knows. The team knew. Everybody knows. No, I'm saying, no, no, no. The team knew. Everybody knew.

That's what I'm saying. So if you feel this way about freedoms, own your shit. They just come out and be like. But then he can't play? No, yes, he can play. No, he can't. The NFL, yes, he can play. No, he can't. The NFL won't allow him to play. No.

There are a lot of people who are playing right now who are out saying, I'm not vaccinated. The quarterback for the Rams is not vaccinated. There's a couple of them who are like, I'm not vaccinated. They can play. Yeah. They just have to live. They have to follow the protocols. So if you're not vaccinated and you get covid you're saying follow the protocol i'm saying if you're not if you're if you're not vaccinated and you get covid in the

nfl now you can't play for 10 days if you are vaccinated and you get covid you just have to have two non uh two negative tests and you can play all i'm saying is this yes do you can play in the NFL if you're not vaccinated. Because it's outdoor stadiums and stuff, man. They're not indoors. You need to then

follow the protocols to make sure that you don't get COVID. That's fair. That's all I'm saying. So what I'm talking about is this. Don't tell me about

freedoms and stuff because you know what you should be doing then? Champion the shit. He should be at the podium going like, I did not take it. I didn't want to.

I don't think I need to. Then he wouldn't get as much of a backlash now, you're saying. That's what I'm saying. Own your shit. He's an arrogant narcissist. No, come on, Eric. Dude, listen. To be great, Michael Jordan is a narcissist.

For sure. To be great at anything. The people that are great, they got huge egos. But they also have a lot of people that like them. So Kobe, rest in peace. Michael Jordan. I understand that. But what I'm telling you is that don't take the fact away that he's a huge egomaniac.

And what I'm saying is this. What he did, he should have just, to me. Owned it up front? Just owned it. That's fair. That's all I'm saying. He should have just, to me. Owned it up front? Just owned it. That's fair. That's all I'm saying. He should have just owned it. Because now he's coming out with, I'm allergic to two of the things in the vaccines.

Like, okay, where was all that shit before? He could have said that right at the podium. I'm not going to take the vaccine because I don't want to do this for whatever reason it is. And then, you know, he could be like, but I'm going to make sure. Don't worry. I'm making sure that I'm doing the thing. Now, he wanted to have his foot in both worlds. Now, as far as the question, I guess, Dave Portnoy or Aaron Rodgers,

Aaron Rodgers can be fine, and I would bet a good amount of money that Aaron Rodgers can come back and take his team to the Super Bowl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A good team. They're really good this year. They're good, but you want to piss off Aaron Rodgers? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Enjoy that.

He's going to light this league apart. Yeah. For Dave Portnoy, I'm not going to sting either of them. We're talking about whoever's had a debate club, who's ever had a worse week or whatever. Aaron Rodgers is going to be fine. He's going to light the NFL up. With Dave Portnoy, you know, with him and these allegations coming out,

the way he's addressing it, I kind of fucked with it because, you know, a year ago, two years ago, with this cancel culture, it was, oh, she said this about him. He's out. And he said, she said, but we care what she said, not what he said. And it fucks these people. So many people that we know. It fucks them.

Dave Portnoy went, hold the fuck up. Here's a receipt of DMs and texts. When me and her hooked up, here's a receipt of her contacting me to hook up again. Me and her joking around. Her reaching back out to me. Her coming around again. So her saying she had depression and suicidal. And they called the cops.

Oh, yeah. Called the cops. Looked through the records. The cops go, there's no record of them calling the cops. That never happened. So for him to fight back to what he's doing and getting his voice out there, I think it's good for the cause, man. Let me justify the Red Bull thing. Now, debate club.

Should Stevie go to prison is another one. No, no, no, no, no. I want to give you an example. Hold on, guys. Before we end this, because seriously, now I'm worried. But this is what it's similar to. I thought a great deal about this. You know how you're at like a Carl's Jr. or Jack in the Box or In-N-Out Burger, right?

It's like asking for the water cup, right? Hey, can I get the water cup? And filling it up with soda? And filling it up with 7-Eleven. It's not 7-Up. Now you're stealing technically from the Coca-Cola company. You're stealing 7-Up, right? Because you lied saying you'd get water, but you're not getting water. You're getting 7-Up. What? Because you lied saying you'd get water,

but you're not getting water, you're getting 7-Up. What do you think about that, Chin? First of all, you know what I do in this situation? I always go like this. Hey, man, can I get a water cup? I hit him with this.

You know I'm getting soda. So this means 7-Up. When I go like this, let me get a water cup, bro. This means 7-Up. They know. Brown carbonated water. This is 7-Up or a kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is what they're stealing, right, Chin? And they're going to laugh. They're stealing 7-Up, right, Chin? They are kind of, yeah. Yours is a little different. It's different, though. It's the same difference, man. You know what?

You know how I know you're a criminal? Thanks for tuning in. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. But I know exactly. I thought you were going to have a different stance on Rodgers. I got you again. Not even got me because I'm like, yeah, that's fine. If he came out with that up front, that's fine.

I like the way he's champing it now. No, no, but I'm saying people are making it about this thing about, it's a more nuanced discussion. And you're talking about different subjects. So if you're saying like. I thought you were going to this a different it's a more nuanced discussion and you're talking about different subjects so if you're saying like i would argue i thought you were not if you don't like the fact that they're making people they're not making people get vaccinated they're they're saying it hey but but it's sort of like you're in a rock and a hard place hey i want to work so that i can't work unless i do this so if you have a problem with that i understand that but

what i'm talking about with this is a different thing. This is about, like, he let his team down. All right? He let his team down. All right? And that's what the issue is right there. And they lost a game they would have won. Which I think helps Aaron Rodgers.

Like, yeah, all right. We'll see. Suspend me. See what's up. Now, in terms of this. How many games do you guys want to lose? How many do you want to lose? Until I come back, you're not winning a game.

Because that other quarterback ain't shit. I know, but just look. I saw this on a sports show, and I agree with them. I love watching Marcellus Wiley and Emmanuel Acho. Are they shitting on Rodgers? No, but the thing is, just because you have power doesn't mean you should exert it. I disagree. You know?

I disagree. I think he's on the right. No, I don't. I don't. You know, power isn't always like, you know, hey, I'm not. Anyway, I'm not going to say anything because I was going to make a point that we had to time stamp out anyway. But yeah, when you have power, just because you when you have power or something, you know, and you, you know, it doesn't mean you have to exert that power. Regulating power is also real power. But also if ESPN, CNN, The Woke Left are coming out and trying to cancel you and you have a platform, you have power.

Different thing, though. But I'm just saying that's a time to flex on it. Yeah, that's a different thing. Because if this is Jordan Love who does this, they cut him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, listen, in terms of this other guy, what you're talking about, I get it. Oh, Portoy? Yeah, the guy.

Because he's in his 40s. They've tried to cancel him many times. And he's like, you know, these young women are coming after him. They go after him. They're hitting him up in the DMs, yo, yo. So, look, the real issue isn't about what's happening with them. The real issue is about how we, society, look at these types of relationships. So, my thing is, like, then raise the age of consent.

What makes you out there comfortable like what what age is it that you're going to be like this is okay because it shouldn't be about how old this person is obviously this is about how old the other person is so like i look to me it's like then let's make it look what's the minimum age to me if you can rent a car you can fuck an older dude that's 21 okay 21 there it is you know what i mean it's 26 i'm saying is it 26 make it 25 make it 25 but because of a 21 year old is with a 40 year old and you have a problem with that yeah then then don't make it legal yeah my thing is too it's like with porn noise stuff it's like you know the the this took real heat when her mom found out

about what she did and the way he treated her and it's like well hey mama your daughter takes no responsibility she's the one that flew to Nantucket she's the one that sent those promiscuous DM's she's the one that had sex with them then went back then sent more DM's so your daughter's going to take no

responsibility? None? This reminds me of that situation with the baseball player none this reminds me who's that on but this reminds me of that situation with them and we're not talking about legal age this is a legal this is a girl who's of legal age i know but this is not a young girl i know but this is a problem with the same thing with that situation with the baseball player and the girl and they had this like he would you know trevor bauer trevor bauer i have the same feeling i have about this do i feel different my message to these young people is you know you don't really you the thing you're saying you want to do you may not really want to do this

you don't really know this person and this is what ends up happening it's like you know well no girl should be punched in the face though no no no no no no she didn't sign up for that no no no that's that that's not the that he far. My point is, you're not listening to me. My point is, they didn't, you're getting involved in some situation with someone that is a complete stranger to you. Yeah, the game you don't know the rules.

Yeah. In that situation, she thinks she wants to be punched in the face. She thinks she wants it rough. She said, go rough. You don't want it rough with a dude who's six four two ten and a hundred four mile hour fastball right you know what i mean like you don't really understand that he's playing a different game so then uh then uh in this situation with the um with with this thing too it's like yeah you know you're you're 19 and you say you want to rape fantasy maybe i don't really think you do i think there's people out

there who've actually been raped who will be like no i don't think you really want this yeah so i think it was like hey i want some exciting sex and and here's a guy who's rich and whatever the thing is you did i'm okay with her being like whoa this isn't really what i wanted to do i'm also okay with portnoy getting on his platform which is huge and his massive amount of followers at barstool who i do fuck with and him be like yo that's not how this went she said she slept on the couch because you know she was so traumatized hold up she slept on the couch after she came back to safe time after we had sex after she said she misses this dick she came back we realized we don't get along we argue and she felt more comfortable sleeping on the couch that's why she slept on the couch yeah she's conflicting

two different things. I know, but the thing is, is what I'm saying is, like, is there a point here where, like, this guy, like, is the guy, like, a little scummy? Yeah, because he, like. Why is he scummy? Because, like, he is in a position of power and authority and experience. Like, he's an experienced older guy. authority and experience like he's an experienced older guy and here's this these young women who like obviously they don't have no experience in this kind of stuff and they're getting involved and they're going and then it didn't turn out though necessarily the way they wanted to or

thought it was and like let me finish my point okay before you and so now they're they're they're having these regrets and all this now my point my point about that is this. Hey, you have regrets. You made an adult choice and you went and it didn't work out the way you want. The dude's not a criminal because of that. He should have just lied to you. So let's talk about that. I think we're not talking about the right stuff. We should be talking about like, yo, stop meeting strangers on the internet.

And then when they don't go your way, now all of a sudden you want to be like, the person's a criminal. Let's cancel this. That's the problem right there we need to be talking we need to be talking about hey you know don't don't go fucking a stranger yep you know what i mean it's not gonna go the way you want sometimes it's not gonna be and then you know and also i think there is a sort of responsibility of the older person to be like oh i think you you know you know you know what's going on you you know that you're you know that you're like swinging your dick around you're swinging your money around you know you're like hey i'll fly you out girl just jerk off why don't

you just of course some 19 year old's gonna be like wow you're gonna fly me out i have to fly him out just jerk off it wasn't a private jet was it like first class like you know like you're getting treated like you feel like oh, oh, this is great. This is great. It's like that show. Have you guys ever seen that documentary? Don't fuck with cats. Girls We Fuck.

Is that what it's called? Girls. Something about girls. Hot Girls Want It. That's the documentary. Hot Girls Want It. And it's about these Florida. It's about this Florida porn company who like entices 18 year old girls to come

to florida to do porn and then you hear their story and how it all plays out and it's it's horrifying it's so sad when you hear them you you hear what happened to them you know like because they just they're just manipulated and they're just like you know so they don't know so what i'm saying is this is a broader question. It's a bigger discussion than just talking about is this guy a predator? Is this guy – or is it the other side too being like, hey, she's an adult. She knows what's – it's like it's more nuanced than that, and I think it deserves that type of discussion. I don't think anyone should lose their livelihood off that situation.

And so I understand why he's coming out being like, yo, yo got the receipts you know so it's like yeah like yeah but it's like if my thing too is like if we're gonna get on everybody who's been an asshole then like that ain't just men no all right that's like if we're gonna talk about hey we should all be nicer to each other again a larger discussion that we could have but But let's not make it all about this whole thing about it's just guys treating people bad. What's this little dimey say, Nick? This is the last one. Speaking of

older men who like young girls, we'll hear hers. And also, shout out, she's wearing the same sweatshirt I am right now. That's my podcast merch. Oh, dope. What is it? It's APN in Greek letters, another podcast network. So shout out this woman. You got some extra ones in there?

I want to wear one. I said the same. But let's see what you got. Hi, my name's Angelica. I'm from Los Angeles. And I got a debate club for you guys. There's this video of Jeff Bezos' girlfriend meeting Leo DiCaprio. And she's looking really excited.

I mean, I would be too. But my debate club for you is, if you were young, who would you rather marry? Jeff Bezos or Leo DiCaprio? That's tough. Ooh, that's tough. Have you seen this video? Leo, Leo, Leo. Yeah, she does have them hungry eyes.

And more Leo. But Leo gives her the dikema matamba. Watch. She's all up on him. Yeah, because her man's a fucking bad guy from a Marvel movie. He looks best, too. I mean, look how handsome Leo is. But how can he compete?

That guy was in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. That guy was in Django. Well, first of all. That guy won a fucking Oscar for reverent. First of all, this chick is like 38, okay? So this ain't a young thought, okay? She has a crooked eye, too. Yeah, yeah.

She's not, you know, so it's like. That's the hypothetical, though. Okay, well, the hypothetical. If you're a young thought, who would you rather kill? crooked eye too yeah she's not you know so it's like that's the hypothetical though okay well the hypothetical young thought who's well it depends on what you're looking for leo leo leo leo let's say well because steve wants to get fucked by leo so let's say one night yeah that's different yeah if it's one night you're going for leo i mean either way you're not going to be sleeping on fucking ikea furniture you know what i'm saying like either way you're taking but if you if you talking about a life plan you're going for bezos oh yeah i'm going to space and shit every sunday it'd be lit yeah but it's like you know that just depends on what you're looking for by the way and by the way by the way i have no problem with somebody who is of legal age just being like i want to

experience this yep like do Like, do you. Yep. Take your chance. Like, if you're like, whatever. Like, we got to stop also making it seem like this girl. Do you. If she was like, hey, it's Leonardo DiCaprio. Even if she turned to him and been like, you don't mind if I,

you know what I mean? That's like, that would be a great pass. You know what I mean? If you're going to have a pass. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know how they say, like, who would your wife let you know what I mean if you're gonna have a pass he looks to you know what I'm saying like you know how they say like

who would your wife let you have sex with a hall pass this is like a hall pass situation you know like what's Bezos gonna say like

cause here's the thing about this situation I don't give a fuck how much money you have Bezos no you ain't Leonardo I mean look at the difference

you know what I mean look at the attraction it's a dime thing it's a huge difference just the aura of it oh he's talented you know Leonardo I mean look at the difference You know what I mean Look at the attraction It's a dime thing It's a huge difference It's like Just the aura of it Oh he's talented You know what I mean

Like you're still a nerd The story Oh he's still a nerd This guy's still a nerd He's a TRT nerd You know what I mean So this guy This girl's like

Hey I love your 100 billion But damn But this 200 million Looking real fresh But this guy's got papers Dude he's got papers too It don't even matter

About the money No it's not even money at this point. It ain't about the money with him. It's just look. Can I tell you something? When he didn't have money, he was getting pussy. Oh, yeah. There's plenty of guys like that.

There's dudes out here with no money. Does your girl give you a hall pass? No. Are you kidding me? What are you talking about? Did you have a hall pass? No. From your two?

No hall pass. No, are you kidding me? My God. Yeah. I didn't know she was 38, though. That Dikembe finger wave makes sense now that Leo's like, no, you're not 25. I don't know. He likes younger.

Yeah. But Bezos is how old is Bezos? He's got to be in his 60s or something like that. I think he might be 70, actually. No, he's in great shape for 70. But here's the thing, though. I think he's at a point right now where he don't need to date somebody. She's 51.

Yeah, she's 51. That's what I'm trying to say. She's banging. You know what? Because Basil's ain't stupid. And her brother released that dick pic and tried blackmailing him. Basil's like, say what? He's only 57.

Yeah, he's not 70. Yeah, he's balling. How old is Leo? He's probably 40 something. No, he has to be 50. No, he's 46. Is Leo 44? Yeah.

But here's a chart of how old Leo was and how old the people he was attached to were. Well, he's a movie star, so... 44, his current girl's 21. That gap just keeps growing. Alpha male. No, no, no. The problem is...

Living the life. No, no, can I tell you something? It's not that Leo's getting older. They just keep staying the same age. Yeah. These girls that he's into, they're just always 22. Yeah. And every year in college, there's one graduating to take another's place.

They just watch Titanic. Diamond dozen, bro. Can I tell you something right now? He likes hot chips. No, no, no. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this.

Look at this. Breaking news. Look at the chart, man. Look at the chart. There's one Leo. No, no, no. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at the chart, man. Look at the chart. There's one Leo. Oh, yeah. There's 30 22-year-olds. Oh, yeah.

Okay. He's betting. Yeah. So let's not act like, you know. He's killing the game. Good for him. He's killing the game. His taste just haven't evolved.

Damn, he was with Blake Bively? I mean, look at this guy. What if it bothers Tom Brady that his girl is with Leo? So this is the reverend. He's all, fuck that movie, man. I love this chart, man. This is great. Yeah, but I think Tom Brady, Tom Brady is like, it's like high school.

He's like the quarterback of the football team. First of all, he was with two baddies. His last chick got a baby with him. She was a supermodel. She's bad too? Yeah. It's Tom Brady. That's what I'm saying.

Actually, I don't know. If the debate club is Tom Brady or Leo, I don't know. I think I'm going to go with Tom Brady. That's a tough one. Yeah. I think I'm Tom Brady because he's a hard worker. He's successful. You know what I mean?

He represents something. So is Leo though. Yeah. What's Leo's last good movie? Tom keeps himself up. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood? I liked him in Django. Top three for me, though.

He was good in Django, too. Top three. Yeah, but did he make the movie or did... Oh, he should have won an Oscar. Him and Brad Pitt should have won both won Oscars. I don't know, man. Quentin... I don't know.

I'm just saying, like, Tom Brady just won a Super Bowl at 42. 44. And Tom's always in shape. Yeah. Leo's... He got TB12. He don't need to be in shape. Yeah. Leo's like, ah. He got TB12. You don't need to be in shape.

Leo's Leo. He can do what he wants. We're going to party off the reverent win, man. I mean, we're splitting hairs here. They're both studs. I'm just saying. Yeah, they're studs, man. They're studs.

Tom Brady's in shape. I don't know if they're both studs anymore. No, Leo's a stud. I don't think Leo right now could go out and play professional football. No. Well, if he could act his ass off, though. He's a great actor. But I don't think Tom Brady could be a co-star with Brad Pitt

once upon a time in Hollywood. I don't know. He might. You know what I mean? He might. He's got the commercials. You know what I'm saying? It's funny.

You know commercials suck Tom off. I'll give you that. Is that it, Nick? That's it. All right, kids. I'm in Dallas this week. Almost all damn shows are sold out this Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Addison Improv shooting my 30-minute special.

The whole squad will be out there. Then November 27th, I'm at the Everett Theater in Everett, Washington. It's like 30, 40 minutes outside Seattle. That bad bitch is almost sold out too. And then New Year's, I'm basically in Fort Lauderdale. Bring in 2022 with your boy and my thick friends. Oh, that sounds fun. Yeah, it's the new club out there, Dania. I think Dania Improv is right by Fort Lauderdale, bring in 2022 with your boy, my thick friend. Oh, that sounds fun. Yeah, it's the new club out there, Dania.

I think Dania Improv is right by Fort Lauderdale. That's at the end of the year. Get your tickets, FATKZ.com. But Dallas this week, baby. I'm at Tampa this week at SideSplitters. Come check me out at Tampa. And then next week I'm at the Miami Improv and then the Comedy Store. Yeah, I'm just going Florida, Florida.

Oh, look, I was just in Vancouver that I just went, and now I going to florida this week and then going back to florida so come check me out florida the the la jolla uh that'd be nice yeah la jolla too stevie tempe improv yeah i'm gonna be at flyover comedy festival with scissor bros live uh in missouri at the flyover comedy festival and then yeah tempe improv on the 19th. Yeah, baby. Love it. All right, guys. Love you. We're out. and out of gas Stevie Weeby used to wrestle down at Pallway, now he only

pinning boys in the hallway This ain't the greatest show on earth and what you call that? Eric Griffin with him, he the Nate Dogga podcast Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, the whole crew sick, it's the king and the stink, what up Chin? What up Nick? Stevie Weeby, Eric

Griffin just walked in and got it lit You can't forget about Brendan, he still need everything Thick, thick, thick Still got the bees in the trap trapping Still the king in the sting, so quit asking If you know, then you know, it's a cat's thing Ball and chain, hair swang like the rat king King in the sting, back with the crew We got Stevie Weeby, Eric Griffin, Brendan Theo too Yeah, you know how we do it, so just tune in for the laughs Theo said that he was on his way but ran outta

gas King and the Sting King and the Sting King and the Sting King and the Sting. King and the Sting.