The Golden Hour - Episode 148: Mt. Crushmore

Episode Date: November 19, 2021

SteeBee WeeBee reveals to Theo that girls who hooked up with Theo keep messaging him, Brendan reveals his mom is not happy with the dine and dash animation made about her and we discover Theo is the originator of the "Island Boy" phrase. Also, the guys talk all new KATS In The Wild, the first asian muppet, Tim Dillon vs Michael Che, older women with younger guys and much more! Get your King and the Sting merch at katsmerch.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What's up? He looked like Indiana Jones, right? But. That's it? Yeah, I don't know. Oh, wow. Wow, I thought you, okay. I didn't come with it on that one.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Buzz, okay. I didn't come with it on that one. Okay. Gang, gang. Buzz Boz. Back off my broccolini. Get your life together. It is. Don't touch me, bro.

I'm not touching you, dude. We can hear you, Theo. Put those on, dog. Put the cans on. You hear us, dog? He got those highway patrol glasses on today, though. Oh, the baby eaters. Yeah, dog. Put the cans on. You got those highway patrol glasses on today, though. Oh, the baby eaters. Yeah, baby.

Gang, gang, baby. Yeah, baby. With the rat king, I'll start doing rat things, baby. Yeah, baby. On top of the world, baby. What you know about Corey Sandhagen? Where'd you buy that shirt from, dog? Huh?

You don't know shit about him. What do you know about Corey the Sandman Sandhagen? Who is that? Hey, what comes out of a hip, baby? I'll tell you. That bootleg, son. You know what I'm saying? Oh, tight move, Doug.

That extra appendage, son. You don't want any of it. You want that sleepy time? Was that a fake shirt? Is that what you're trying to say? I'm not sure if it's fake or not. I think that's the real one. The box smelled like it had fentanyl in it.

Very Chinese, the box. At least it wasn't a snake this time. Yeah, and you know who did that shit, boy. Yeah, we know who did that, Stevie. What are you talking about? Your brother tried to kill our friend Theo. Yeah, you little freaking. You know what I'm talking about, you little Siamese Christmas whistle?

What are you? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's talk about this. What did Bob do? He sent him a fucking poisonous snake to his house. Oh, right. Did you confront him? Yeah, I'll blow air down your face.

I'll blow air down your face and make your ass play a song, son. I don't mind it. So did he really- Stevie said, bring it. Did he really send the snake? Yeah, he did, you little freaking Petco ass. I don't think it was a Petco situation. Y'all over there running a little Japanese Petco.

I know what you're doing. Theo, I had them. Yeah, what would the Japanese Petco be? It would be like all reptilian, like insects. Salamanders and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Eel. But it's like a market because you also eat those

things right there's like random bats flying around and shit it has that one cat that's arm just goes up like that it's like it is also a wet market and steam room i'll take a salamander some soup no just showing love to my boy san hagen man he's one of you know obviously he's one of all of our favorites i think so that he's one of you know obviously he's one of all of our favorites i think so that's my guy man you know i had a i knew a dude i know it is i had that where it says the sandman i gave him the nickname i started it yeah are you taking credit for this no i am i've known him since he was 16 oh okay i gave him the nickname no you ordered a sandwich and then and then yeah and then i cricket wireless at the time and then

i told my guy sandwich he's like oh, ooh, I like the sand, man And then here we are I love these kind of t-shirts Because I knew a dude who used to have a t-shirt company Way back in the day It wasn't a company What he would do is, whatever was happening in the news They would make t-shirts

And then fly to a city Like when Barry Bonds was going through all that trouble They would make shirts like, fuck Barry Bonds was like going through all that trouble. Oh yeah. They would make shirts like fuck Barry Bonds. Then they would fly to wherever. Man this guy sounds like a real piece of shit. But they would be in the parking lot and just hustling selling these shirts. Now he's making Go Brandon

shirts. That kind of stuff. Going to Theo's town. Hey Brandon I had another female reach out to me. Oh yeah. Theo I met another one of your ladies. And I was trying to figure out what your dick size was.

She was trying to figure it out? No, I asked. And she said she wants... And she said that it's a Coke can. A Coke can. That's how thick his penis is. Wow. It's a small Coke. No, he said that's thick. That's like that liquid death. That's how thick his penis is. Wow. It's a small coke. No, he said that's thick. That's like that liquid death.

That's how thick Theo is. I think it's one of those little cans. I think it's one of those kid cans. Yeah, the ones you get on an airplane. No, that's girth. No, it's like a Red Bull can. No, it's airplane size. Thank you, Eric.

It's definitely more that motel shampoo size. That's thick girth, man. You think I'm carrying a recyclable between my legs? You out of your mind. You got a thick one, man. So wait, wait, wait recyclable between my legs? You're out of your mind. You got a thick one, man. So wait, wait, wait. So girls that fuck Theo are calling you. Yeah, I don't know why they confide in me.

They're hitting you up? It's like I'm like their friend they can confide in. Like, oh, have you talked to him? I'm like, why are you bothering me? You're the middle man, man. You're like the tour manager. I don't know what they're trying to do. I'm the tour manager.

And they want to get on that dick bus. Yeah. And to get to the king, you got to go through Stevie. I like this. Oh, so I have like one of those clipboards. Yeah, you're like the scheduler. In front of the bus. You're the one that gives the landmines out.

Yeah. Here you go. And the wristbands. The wristbands. I don't want to be that guy, though. You're that guy, Steve. I don't want to be that guy. I want to be like you guys one day.

And then Theo gets on the bus and is like, why is everybody Asian on this fucking thing? Why does everybody here think we're going to gamble somewhere? Why is everyone smoking cigarettes? They're going to bicycle casinos. I don't want to be that guy. Steve's in the front of the bus on the mic. Hello, everybody. To your left is Theo's taint. No, I don't want to be that guy. Steve's in the front of the bus on a mic. Hello, everybody. To your left is Theo's taint.

No, I don't want to be that guy. How do I get out of that role, guys? I don't want to be that guy. That's a good question. Let's answer this for Stevie. Do you have any suggestions for him? Yeah. Yeah, quit answering DMs.

Yeah, yeah, stop. Yeah, anytime you see any. Like, the thing is, Steve looks at his DMs, and he sees Theo's dick, and he goes, ooh. Hello. It's tempting. It's clickbait. It's clickbait. And then you get engaged with it. I'm not going to partake in that.

Because I bet she didn't even see my man's dick. That's what I would bet. I have a question, brother. He's a gentleman. Yeah. I feel like you're doing things sexually online and you're trying to reframe it that I have something to do with yep what are you guys talking about yeah it's like i'm gaslighting no i kind of feel like if you just google anything about you know dick and like something weird theo comes up anyway you know what i mean yeah how would you see you go weird dick fetish, and then Theo comes up, you know, in a clip of it.

Look at him. Look at him. Why are you pointing at me? I didn't do anything wrong. Yeah, but you guys are always sitting together, so you're tied at the hip now. That's interesting. You know what? Maybe I have an obsession just because I want to know if he's like that.

Yeah, I knew it was coming, everybody. Theo, we need to know. Tell us when to stop. Tell us when to stop, Theo. It will end. I guarantee you. It will end once you come out and just say, yeah, I got this. I got the salami.

Give us some centimeters. You know what I'm saying? Then I'll stop. Give us some centimeters. You're not kissing, Theo. Just do that. Bro, I have a vegan Slim Jim, brother, okay? I have, it's not even beef.

It's turkey. There's no meat on it? There's no meat on it? I mean, there's meat on it, but you got to chew around a little. Yeah. You got to lean. It's lean. It's like the lean machine.

Look, I'll tell you this. A brother can find meat on it, but I don't think a white person could. Hey, Theo, how was Buffalo, dog? My mother watches this show. Can we please stop talking about it? Okay, okay, okay. I'm trying to get you out of it. Theo, how was Buffalo, man?

Oh, Buffalo was good, man. Did you see a bunch of B-Shop jerseys walking around there? Yeah, I saw some, dude. I did see a lot of stolen valor, a lot of B-Shop jerseys out there. They were homemade. I know you only spent a short time with the Bills, so they were homemade, brother. They were selling those jerseys for a little bit, man. And I haven't seen any royalties.

Look, and I'd have bought one, man. How'd the taping go, man? Yeah. It was great, man. It was dope. We didn't film Thursday. We shot two on Friday, two on Saturday. Thursday's crowd was insane.

I'm all, damn, we didn't shoot this. Friday crowd, a little tired. I was like, all right, first one. And then Friday was lit. And then I told the team, because all my team produced everyone. I said, I'm telling you, get your mind right. Saturday early show is going to be the one. Like you think, I'm like, no, I'm fucking telling you, man.

And it was nutsos. Nutsos. Packed. Packed. Jam-packed. Yeah. Stayed in the room all week. Couldn't have went any better.

Couldn't have went any better. Closed or not closed? Clothes? They're not clothes. Clothes? Did they have clothes on? I'm just wondering. Stevie always making it sexual, man. You know what? I'll stop doing that, guys.

No, dude. That's you, Doug. No, you're good. I'll stop doing that. We want you to be you, Steve. Yeah, man. That's what you're into, Doug. Yeah.

I feel like we're setting up for a second wrestling match for Stevie between Stevie and Theo. No, I already did my wrestling. No, I did it already. I don't want to partake in that either. They got to be naked, though. How about it's his turn, right? I wrestled a big guy.

Theo's got to have a banana hammock on, though. A thong? We put Theo in a thong? Let me see that thong. A thong? We put Theo in a thong? Let me see that thong. That thong? We had to spell it like thiong. Thiong. It's a thiong.

Theo looked like Meg the Stallion from the back. It'd be like UFC 1, jiu-jitsu versus wrestling. Yeah. Stylistic matchup. Oil your boys up. We'll get a taint hammock and we'll talk. Well, that's not fair because jiu-jitsu has different rules. That's very ethnic of you.

A wrestler's trying to stay off his back, right? So, you know what I mean? Because if I have you on your back, that's points for me. But in Jiu-Jitsu, you want to be on your back.

There's too many details, Steve. Just get in there and oil up, dog. Yeah. So today... Look, I just want to say this, man. I'm happy to be in here with you guys.

I'm excited to be in at least for the next few weeks heading into the holidays and into the New Year. So thank you guys for holding it down, man, when I'm not over there in here with you guys. I'm excited to be in, at least for the next few weeks, heading into the holidays and into the New Year. So thank you guys for holding it down, man, when I'm not over there. Are you coming soon? Yeah. When are you coming?

I'll be home soon, Bobby. We miss you, man. It depends on how you rub it, Steve. Papa's coming home. Papa's coming home. He's petting you. Papa is coming home. Move your head over here by the screen, Steve.

Yeah, let him touch you. Move your head over here. Let him get his hands on you. But don't hit the TV. Yeah, but don't touch the TV. Yeah. Yeah. A little more, Bob. Good, Stevie. Move your head over here by the screen, Steve. Yeah, let him touch you. Move your head over here. Let him get his hands on you. But don't hit the TV. Yeah, but don't touch the TV. Yeah. Yeah. A little more, bub.

Good, Stevie. Move a little. I like how Steve is like Rose in the Titanic on the couch right now. Oh. Yeah, draw me. I see you. I see you. Yeah. I me. Yeah. I don't like what you're doing right now.

I don't like what you're doing. Whatever that is. Whatever that is. That's demeaning. What you're doing. Stop that. That's driving me crazy. Whatever you're doing. Stop that. That's driving me crazy, whatever you're doing. Put your little shoulders over here.

That's driving me crazy. Don't do that. Put your little shoulders over here, Bubby. I did it already. I did it already. It's over. I was being vulnerable. I did it.

Wait, wait, wait. My mom was pissed. I told that Chili's story last week. Chili's. Not happy. Mama's not happy. Did not talk to me. Well, tell her thieving ass.

I was like, you're the one stealing. I just remembered. Oh, criminal ass shot. I got shit for my thing, too. Well, you should have, yeah. Oh, I'm getting a lot of Red Bull things. I need to. We got to erase that to we gotta erase that

can we erase that way too late no no erase the episode trust me i wish we could my mom was not happy people were saying steve that's not the you gotta that's wrong and people in my program was saying stuff too people send me programs people send me pictures steve are they going like i'm doing a steve and they got two rebels in their hands can i make an announcement guys i've stopped that behavior. I'm no longer doing that behavior. I'm not taking Red Bull, and now I can't do it. Good for you.

Because they called me out, and I stopped. I stopped. This is okay. This is what we do here. I stopped. This is like intervention. Yeah, we make people better. You know, we make people better.

I'm done. We're working on Theo's racism, but we'll get there. Sometimes it's in your DNA does yeah sometimes it's just who you are I wouldn't be racist if it wasn't for all these other people what are you talking about what other people different people Steve can we get the show going yeah let's go, Nick. This is the show. Alright. Hit it, Nick. Let's take a little break from the shenanigans with the Cats crew, because man, a lot of y'all

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This is what we do every week. I have one question. Stevie, what are you going to replace the behaviors with? Because I've been learning that I've got to replace behaviors if I have old behaviors. What are some things you're replacing? And you can't replace it with nicotine and all your masturbating. That's a good question. The first thing that popped up in my head was maybe without taking credit or showing off,

I could just do something for someone on the street. I'll get them a coffee. Maybe buy somebody their next Red Bull. I could buy a Red Bull for someone else. Pay it forward, daddy. Yeah. At least pay for it. Good karma. a Red Bull, you buy it. I could buy a Red Bull for someone else. Pay it forward, Daddy. Yeah. At least pay for it. Good karma.

You don't have to say it like that. I feel a Red Bull sponsorship coming up for Steve, I think. This is all going to work out. Oh, let's put that out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I feel a Red Bull lawsuit coming. Yeah, right. Because he got wings.

I'll take the sponsorship. Yeah. Yeah, but it's totally like the most docile game. Instead of X Games, it's like the most docile games ever. It's just like. Creep games? It'd be sex games. It'd be sex games.

It'd be sex games. Yeah, loitering. Yeah. Triple X games. Loitering? Oh, my God. I want to be the announcer on that one. And Steve is standing in front of a liquor store.

No one does it better than Stevie Weeby from Korea. Alright, hit it, Nick. Let's continue. Eric finally got a little racist on him. Really? Shop? You come from a

criminal family and you over here... Don't give him dap. I thought chin was bad. Chin's a gang member, man. You over here with the Sopran you over here. Don't give him Daph. I thought Chin was bad. Chin's a gang member, man. You over here with the Sopranos over here. That's my mom, man. That's Mrs. Gotti. I'm just a product of it. Did she at least see the cartoon?

She's immortalized. Yeah, I sent her the cartoon not happy. Mama is not happy. I thought you looked great in the going to be a chili subpoena. I thought you looked great in the cartoon. I thought it was cute. I thought it was funny. Can I get some facial hair on my character, though? Who's drawing this shit? They're kids.

They make Theo all cute. I'm all fucking ugly. I was cute as fuck as a kid, man. Well, I was, man. I get the pictures. Stevie's still cute, I think. There you go. Which we still have to bring in our baby pictures. We said that a couple weeks ago.

What's that for again? What's the baby pictures for again? We'll put our vote out there. Cutest baby. Eric driving in his baby picture. He was an old man. I want to see your baby pictures. Eric was an Uber driver. He was a class president in his baby picture.

Eric was head of the debate club at four years old. It is what it is. He was talking about cartoons. I had to let them know. I had to educate these fools. I had to educate my first grade class. They should

chisel us into a rock, baby, because we're freaking Mount Crushmore, dog. We're killing it. No. Oh, man. So we got some great submissions today, good topics to cover. But first, someone sent in what they believe is the originator of the term island boy. That was very interesting.

This is King of the Stings. Goddamn. Oh, the old setup. Episode 89. Everyone wants to be Theo's friend. Because I'm curious. We didn't have a lot of them growing up, you know? So you see them, you get fired up.

Hey, buddy. Talk about Vietnamese people. You know what y'all doing? Oh, Steve was on the show back then. Like, you know who. Island boy. Yeah. You know who, bro.

You call him island boy? Yes. They probably like that. Yeah, they do. Everybody does. Yeah. Everybody does. You don't want to be an island boy.

I do. I bet you don't see a lot of island boys in Nashville. Wow. No probably like that. Yeah, they do. Everybody does. Everybody does. You don't want to be an island boy. I do. I bet you don't see a lot of island boys in Nashville. Wow. No, not really. It's a little bit more. I feel like I have no idea what it's like. That's it. That was you guys.

Oh, shit. You should trademark that. Copyright. Brendan dressed like Little House on the Piccadilly Cafeteria over there. No, I'm an extra from fucking Yellowstone, dog. What's up? He looked like Indiana Jones, right? That's it?

Yeah, I don't know. Oh, wow. Wow, I thought you, okay. I didn't come with it on that one. Okay. I'll take the L. I like how you aborted those. Yeah, I was like, I don't want to do it. Because I saw the flannel, and I was like, like how you aborted those.

Yeah, I was like, I don't want to do it. Because I saw the flannel, and I was like, no, you messed it up. This shit's pretty lit, though. Eric, now, Stevie, when you look at these men right here, these grown men, what do you see? Who? Me and Theo, dog. I look up to you guys because, you know, you guys hustle. You guys, you know, work hard at your craft, you paid your dues, you're constantly working on your shit, and yeah, I look up to that.

And do you feel like God has a plan for you? Every time Theo gets religious, I go, where is this going? In what way? What do you mean? No one stands in hell. Theo, what do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? This is how altar boys get molested, you know what I mean, where is this going? In what way? What do you mean? Theo, what do you mean? This is how altar boys get molested. Just like this. Hey, dude, don't bring that up. What are you doing right now?

You know an easy way to get to heaven, Steve? Yeah. I ain't doing any of that behavior. Whatever you're implying, I'm not doing any of that. Theo's one of those guys. Brother Theo has some things to say this evening. Can Brother Theo come to things to say this evening.

Can Brother Theo come to the altar and do a reading? Maybe yes, yes, yes. Maybe yes, Theo. Maybe yes. And do a reading. God wants you, Stevie Wee. I have to do the action, though, and start doing the footwork. That's all. You're doing the footwork, Steve.

Yeah, you're doing the footwork. You're doing God's work right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Steve's out here feeling confident about his stand-up. He's out here understanding it. I went up a few times, Theo. I've been hearing about it, man. A lot of people are proud of you.

I'm trying to work through it. I'm trying to learn from you guys, yeah. So you're doing good. Remember where you were three months ago? You were afraid to even do it. No, I'm excited doing it now. Love it. Yeah, I'm having fun.

I love it, yeah. There you go. I text Bobby after you got a stage at my show. You did? I said, Bobby, I'm having fun. I love it. Yeah. There you go. I text Bobby after you got staged at my show. I said, Bobby, your brother just went up. I'm telling you, you can do this, man. What did he say? He gave me the emoji of a middle finger. He doesn't like it. I'm going to take his act. He doesn't like it. You don't take his

act. I'm just kidding. I wouldn't take his act. Edit that out. Timestamp that. Hit it, Nick. Speaking of Asian men who god has a plan for here's a nice segue submission from riley mauer good friend okay amen what is up guys riley mauer here i thought i am japanese korean hawaiian and i'm still a virgin oh what's up, Stevie? What's up, Eric? What's up, Brendan? What's up, Theo? Miss you, dude.

Hey, I've got a quick King It or Sing It for you guys. So Sesame Street just introduced their first Asian American Muppets. I just wanted to get your guys' opinion on it. King It or Sing It. I personally think it's wonderful because now all of you young Asian men like me can grow up one day and be a Muppet. Oh, Squid Games wasn't enough for you, huh? Thanks, guys.

Love y'all. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Yeah, Bruce Lee. Yeah, Squid Games wasn't enough for you. Thanks, guys. Love y'all. Gang gang, buzz buzz. Bruce Lee. Yeah, Squid Gang ain't enough. Chung Lee. We got representation Street Fighter like a motherfucker. Yeah, yeah. Now we need a Muppet? Yeah, man. Thank you for the submission, Raleigh Mao. Let's see this Muppet.

Which one's the Asian Muppet? Hey, Asians, congrats on getting a Muppet of a show nobody fucking watches. I just want to ask, what makes the Muppet Asian? Eyes are so huge, too. That's the Asian Muppet? See, but that was my thing. It would look racist if the eyes were super squinty.

Yeah, that's racist, man. So is it the person voicing is Asian? That Muppet's the color of me. What makes it Asian? His eyes. We got to squint the eyes. Oh, but does she talk? That's where it gets a little racist.

Yeah. Why'd they put eyes under the eyes? Yeah. Dude, that's his eyebrows, asshole. That's his eyebrows. Hey, man. I take offense to that, bro. Our monitor's blurry here.

No, no, no. Those are his eyebrows. Leo, that's messed up, man. We're on like a six by eight here. The racist cops just said, you know why you got pulled over, Theo? Do you know why you got pulled over? And he's like, with a monitor. I can't see.

Oh, now he's off. Now they turned his monitor. Hey, come back, Theo. He cut the feed. But honestly, I got two young kids. Who the fuck's watching Sesame Street? Not much. No one really fucks with it.

No, no. Can we get this guy laid? Can we get this guy laid, though, at least? Right, Chin? Oh, Marley Mao? Yeah. Let's do a whole thing. You got to set it up.

I don't think he wants to. Theo knows him better than anybody. You touch his back, he busts, I guess. Chin, you got to help me out on this, man. We got to look out for our Asian brother. I will totally help him out. You touch his back, he busts, I guess. Chin, you gotta help me out on this, man. We gotta look out for our Asian brothers. You gotta look out for your brother there. I'm teaching the game. What I learned. Can you guys do a whole dating thing with this guy? Hook him up.

Hook him up. I'll do my best. You don't want to scare him. How can we sting this? Does it make any sense? What are we gonna sting? That's the more racist thing. Sting it. Asian muppet we're like no this is great king it well here's my thing is they need to move this sesame street has gotten they i mean they need to take that i don't know where the street is at now it looks like it's in

the damn hamptons they need to move the shit over to new york city over to 12th and b or something over there in alphabet city yeah where everybody's outotting. They got some pimps out there. And they got some real MFers out there shooting ABCs right into their veins. Yeah, get a little dangerous out in that bitch. I'm with it, man. Make it more real. Also, I tried to show my kids Sesame Street. They're used to Pixar and this high-level shit.

My son was like, what the fuck is this? That's your fault. Are they made out of carpet? What the fuck is this? That's your bougie ass. Pixar? Pixar? You so damn bougie. That's what the fuck is this? That's your fault. Are they made out of carpet? What the fuck is this? That's your bougie ass. Pixar? Pixar? You so damn bougie.

That's what the problem is. That's your rich ass. Yeah, your rich ass over here. If you had learned the alphabet, you wouldn't be where you are right now. You know who's stinging it, I bet? Count Chocula. Ooh, they got rid of him, right? He's going to take his job.

Yep. Did they? I don't think Count Chocula's there anymore. I think that was like cultural appropriation, so they got rid of that. They still make a cereal though? Do y'all remember Blackula? Yes. It was one of those exploitation films.

Yeah. It's a black Dracula. Oh, from the 70s or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I missed that one. My thing is, how are you going to call it Sesame Street, an obvious Asian condiment, and you finally just here we go sesame chicken street and we're all cool with that i'm just saying pay to people sesame oil street chin

don't be quiet on this one let's stand up for our people are you saying like sesame seeds you guys need reparations man from sesame street Yeah, but there was like two Chinese restaurants on Sesame Street. You know what I mean? Relax. It ain't Asian Street. There was a laundromat. You know what I mean? It was like everything was there.

Y'all need to sue him, dude. In a year, that place should be, you should be Chin Henson. Y'all need to sue that dude again. That money. Because they fucking y'all up, Chin. That feels racist. Chin hands. If you put Chin

on anything, it makes it racist. You got to stand up for yourself, man. Honestly, my name sounds very, very Asian. It is. Because you're Asian.

But you don't fit the mold there. It's very close to. Y'all should sue him, bro. Y'all should sue them. What's worse, Ching or Chin? Ching sounds even more Asian.

Yeah, Ching is more Asian. Oh, bro, it got dicey in Dallas. I got my favorite whiskey, Nika whiskey. If you say it wrong, you're in some world of trouble. And I KKA. Yes. Fantastic whiskey, man. When I were at the bar, I'd just go, I'll take that one.

He goes, which one? Come on, bro, you know which one. You know which one. Give me that N-word whiskey. You guys say it's a term of endearment. Give me my. Oh, bro. You know which one. You know which one. Give me that N-word whiskey. You guys say it's a term of endearment. Give me my. Oh, okay. Theo said I'm not doing this.

Theo's not even engaging. We've done it before. So we kinged that, right? We kinged it. We kinged it. He always adds the R on that whiskey. I sting Sesame Street. They've never fucking been current in a hot second. Eric, I got a question.

Do you think this is still a viable way to communicate with children, or has this ship sailed? No, I think that kids enjoy all kinds of nonsense. I mean, if it's entertaining. Mr. Rogers was singing. Yeah, Mr. Rogers was cool. The electric company and all that stuff. I think it is it's entertaining. Mr. Rogers was singing. Yeah, Mr. Rogers was cool. The Electric Company and all that stuff. I think it is what it is.

Sometimes you hear about parents talking about whatever the hot cartoon is that all the kids are watching. Daniel Tiger's Pop. Whatever it is. And then the kids want to watch it ad nauseum. So it is what it is. Cocoa Melon is a big one right now. Let's see what this guy has.

Hey, guys. It's Connor from New Hampshire. I have a King of the Sting it for you. Over the weekend, there was this crazy rock chick, and she was playing at her show and had to go to the bathroom. And instead of stopping the show like a true professional, she just grabbed somebody from the crowd, brought them up, and pissed all over them.

So I got to know. Is that something you guys would ever do at a show? And Theo, be honest. Would you ever lay down and take that salty, salty waterfall to the face? Let me know. King it or sting it. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz, kiss, kiss, piss, piss. First question, was she hot?

Yeah, that's the first question. She's pretty hot. I don't think so. But that's the only way Theo gets hard now, right, Theo? This is pretty hard. This is her? Yeah. It's like billions.

We can't tell from that picture. We've got to have a better picture of her. Is she hot, Nick? We'll watch the video, and then I'll bring up a picture but did the guy know this is happening. Oh, she's been hard to Oh, she's yes it dude rock and roll that shit is Jet stream. Oh my that's like a jet stream. Oh, my. She had to piss so hard. That's a super soaker. Oh, but she put pushing too hard.

I feel like some dookies going to come out. That's how it comes out? I thought it was. That shit was a super soaker. I thought it was more thinner than that. That was a lot. That was a whole waterfall. Like a damn parade horse.

Yeah. Yeah, dude. Yeah, she's like one of those police horses in New York. You know what I mean? She pissed hard, though. That was hard piss. That's a highway patrol horse piss right there. What fire station does she represent?

God damn. God, Doug. Yeah, damn, she ladder 70, 80, right? This chick out of her mind. Bro, I think the only way. Let's get some answers. Stevie, what you think? That was actually cool.

The context, because, you know, it seemed like a rock concert, you know. My thing is, how fast would a male be canceled if he got his dick out and pissed on a girl's face? Real quick. Not too fast. Real quick. Well, he's in prison for life.

Yeah. Is he? She's pretty hot. Is that her? Yeah, she's really hot. Yeah. This. Is he? She's pretty hot. Is that her? Yeah, she's really hot. Yeah. This is why you can't listen to the peanut gallery over here on Hot Girls. I know.

Meatball went like this. Yeah. She's bad. Yeah, she is. I mean, I'm not going to let her piss on me, but she's bad. Her last name's Euresta. I know. That was the funniest thing, too.

It's close to urethra. Yeah. Yeah. I thought you were going to say barista. Like, she's like, you know what I mean? Either way. She's spraying that. Let's look at urethra. I thought you were going to say barista. You know what I mean? Either way. Let's look at the brains of it. What's going through somebody's brain if they're doing this type of stuff?

Trying to get lit, bro. It's a fucking rock concert. Travis Scott killed somebody. This is a lot. You know, it is what it is. What do you mean? What does that mean? Because this is very fetishy.

Okay, so how do you – like when do you know you want somebody to pee on you? I just think she had to pee hard. She did. No, no, no, no, no. This ain't on her. I mean, maybe she likes peeing. This is obviously her thing. That's not the first time she's peed on someone.

Yeah, that's not the first time she's peed on someone. But what if she pooed? That's what I'm saying. I thought – What's worse, poo or pee? What do you think? What do you mean what's worse? Okay, hold on something. But what if she pooed? That's what I'm saying. I thought. What's worse, poo or pee? What do you think, Steve? What do you mean what's worse? Okay, hold on now.

King it or sting it? Chin, help me out. No, don't go to chin on this one. Chin, help me out, man. So you think that there's, you tell us, Steve. A Cleveland steamer? You want a chick to shit on your chest or pee on it? Guys, why are we talking about gross stuff?

Oh, on the chest, it's called a hot car. Let me think about it. Let's go on to the next one, chest, it's called a hot car. Let me think about it. Let's go on to the next one, huh? You want to think about it? Let me think about it. We'll go to the next one. We got to come back to this. She's attractive.

I'm going to sting that, though. But also, you had a rock concert. I don't know what kind of music. Yeah, let's sting it. Let's sting it. Wait, we're moving on, Theo. We're moving on. Look, I would like to say something.

I think if somebody is very thirsty, you you're out in the desert you are in a place like that or you're in a plane crash or something and you gotta serve a little out your body that's different yeah or like a jellyfish that jellyfish stuff yeah just wine and dine and anybody in general admission this shit is just yeah yeah yeah but he you know what he could have been vip meet and greet like like brendan does you know what i mean brendan out here doing stuff in that meet and greet we We don't know what's happening. I don't be pissing on people, man. I'll take your eye out, man.

I came up with my answer. I like to poo better. I have a weird thing with poo. Stevie a freak. You know what, Stevie? Oh, my God. No, hold on. You know what, Stevie? Stevie a scat babe.

Oh, man. You a scat babe. What the hell is that? He's got shit on his chest Time stamp Time stamp Can we get out of this please? Next one, King it or Sting it

I want on record though, Steven's a scat babe This is your fault Theo You asked him the question This is your fault Now live with your consequences, okay? That's your friend. Live with your consequences. We don't have to keep it. We'll edit this out.

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Go to MVMT.com slash CATS to get these holiday rarities. This is a Cats in the Wild, actually. Someone saw Chin and Brendan in a road rage incident and they thought evidently it was eric that was filming oh damn that dude got a sword oh damn that big boy backing down that flat shirt is yeah he got you fucked up, bro. Oh, what's he getting?

Gun? He's got a sword? Oh, shit. Oh, he got that guy. So I'm fucking out. What was the second weapon? A gun. He's protecting those fucking stores.

You know what's crazy about that, man? I remember back in the day, you'd be playing basketball and and then, like, you know, you'd be getting heated. And then somebody's like, I'm going to my trunk. It's like a real thing. People would be doing it. I'm going to my trunk. So this guy. That's semi-automatic.

That ain't like a handgun. Look at that gun, man. Hey, did you guys see the fighter Sean Strickland? He recorded it on Instagram Live. This guy's, like, road raging with him. And Sean Strickland goes, pull over. And he goes, do you have any guns or knives? He goes, no guns, no knives.

I'll get out of the car and fuck you up. He goes, no guns or knives. Do you have any guns? The guy goes, I got bullets. Sean's like, ah, fuck you, and drives off. I like that. Yeah. But you can't throw a bullet as hard as you can shoot a bullet, man.

That's true. But still, bullet. But that's weird, though. Because can the other guy be like, you know, like if I was in a road rage situation, I'd be asking, let me see your ears. I need to see. Do you got training? Do you got training?

Do you want to talk all that shit? Do you want to talk all that shit? I know, but that's like a trained killer. You're the one that's fucking with him. I know, but you're a trained killer, but you want to be like, do you got anything that can balance the playing field? A gun?

A gun? I'm not getting out the car, man. But you want to talk all that shit? This why you shouldn't talk shit? Yeah. And that's why you shouldn't talk shit either, because somebody might have a gun. I don't talk shit. Neither does Sean Strickland. This guy was looking for it. You do, Brendan. And that dude is dressed

like the Brennan Shaw from the Brennan Shaw picnic collection. Wait, wait. All he was missing was his Indiana Jones hat. Boom! There it is. Brought it back. Call back. That's scary, man.

He got that Antifa Birch box. He got that one, bro. But why do you have that kind of gun in your trunk? Yeah. You driving around with like, not even, you driving around with freaking Rambo guns? Because bitches be crazy. Yeah, but that crazy? Rittenhouse brought an AK fucking, or what do you bring?

AR-15. Damn. Yeah, but it's not like he was going to the store and then he was like, oh, let me get my AR-15 and go do this other thing. He planned that out and went and did it. This guy's just driving down the street and an Asian dude pulls a samurai sword out. It's all weird. You know what?

It's all weird. I'm actually with this dude getting his gun. Hell yeah. You know what I'm saying? A fucking sword? I just realized. I take it all back. The dude had a sword.

Thank you. Now you're talking logically. Yeah. Thank you. Finally for once, right? Holy smoke. What's up, Theo? I take it all back to do had a sword and was like you now you're talking logically. Yeah, thank you Finally for once right holy smoke. What's up? They have an uber for weapons that pulls up with whatever weapon they each decide to fight. Oh, that'd be dope. Yeah Yeah, I think that I like it We got another tinkerer sting it someone saw a Stevie this one's kind of meta. Stevie skateboarding.

Weird. It's a Halloween costume. Yeah, it's a cone skateboarding. How did they even do that? I don't know how they did it. That's insane. And why is the kid crying in the background? I don't know. It's a weird TikTok.

Boy, this is weird. I don't even know how they made that. I'm going to sting that. I just thought it was very clever of them that said it was stevie skateboard all right i'll give that uh we got some more debate clubs okay uh so they all can be winners oh damn mr steel your man avoid nate thompson right here that plays for uh philadelphia fly. What up, King of the Sting? It's your boy, Jaker. Got a little debate club for you guys today.

So, Lil Nas X, he was just named GQ Man of the Year. I'm curious to know who's your guys' Man of the Year. So, Brendan, I need you to stop licking your lips. Theo, get your hand out of your jock. Stevie, don't even come at me with cartoon characters. Those aren't real people. And Eric, stop reading the comments bro we love you

looking forward to what you guys got to say gang gang buzz buzz see Steve yeah I don't know what look how everybody's all sensitive right now I got several of them thank you for the for the for the

uh video brother i think there's this is a good question yeah who you got in mind deal i don't know i mean i have my freaking hand in my pants right now it's insane he knew it and i'm licking my lips what's the criteria here what are we looking for whatever you want man of the year an actor a musician whoever somebody so may we know not your friend? Who gets your Red Bulls? Tom Hardy why venom to trash no, but I like him bro after all this shit You're gonna frickin give it to a white dude after all they've done to y'all He's English at least Oh Steven Yeun

Steven Yeun, that's a great one. Who's that? He was on a Zombie movie Walking Dead What about the guy I'm surprised even you on what about the guy from squid games now Steven you brand-new Steven You're like the guy from the what's the Marvel movie? They offered that to him by the way he. He turned it down. Really? Yeah. I wonder why he turned it down. Who you going with, Theo?

Man, it's tough, man. Man of the year. Or man of the year. Which one is it? Nas X got named men. He was one of the men of the year. But this guy asked, who's your man of the year? We can listen to a couple.

He got some. It's been a tough year Yeah, it's hard I can only think of people I don't like Yeah, it'd be like Fauci You know what I mean? It is not Colin Kaepernick It is not Newsome Right

Man of the year That's tough Is it Theo? It's not Theo because he don't come in the office I would go with a few of them I'd say And obviously people might be like Oh, of course I'd go with a few of them. I'd say, and obviously people might go, oh, of course. I'd go with a few of them.

I'd go, number one, Dana White for throwing fights on during the middle of the pandemic. The only sport to do it. That was gangster as fuck. That's been huge. That's been, oh, dude, it saved my life. And then there's also. With the Fight Island, too, doing the Fight Island. That's what he did.

So he kept it going. And domestic disputes. Imagine people seeing, they seeing other people beat each other, they not beating their spouse. Boom. Their man or woman. Doing the Lord's work. I'd give it to Joe Rogan for fighting against all this bullshit,

COVID culture shit, going against CNN, shutting them down, bringing a CNN doctor on, lighting his ass up. I'd give it to Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers for doing the Lord's work. There's a bunch, man. I can keep going if you want. Kyrie Irving, dude. Didn't he not take his money? I don't know everything about it. Did he not take his money?

No, he just refused to play. But he don't get his money. No, he didn't. He did not refuse to play. He's not allowed to play. Well, he refused the vaccination. Yeah, yeah. But he – yeah, so he is losing money. But he got so much money that it's not really –

He's got a set. That's a good point. He don't want to play basketball bad enough. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. He don't want – yeah. Go ahead, Eric. He might retire.

I think he's going to – you know, until they change the things. I don't know, man. This is a tough one. Well, he named like four or five. I keep going. DeSantis. Here's a couple. I got to – I mean, I would say, look, my co-hosts on this show, man this is this is just a tough one well he named like four or five i keep going to santa here's a couple i gotta i mean i would say look the island boys on this show you guys man uh i would put all y'all as men at a year maybe a group uh and then i would maybe go

glover to share a bro that dude went in the freaking belt at 41 42 42 42 that guy's story is amazing uh jesus christ he's in the running every year for sure yeah who else dude i don't know probably a couple diversities praise god bro yeah no one eric not even one eric don't have one, Eric? Not even one, Eric? Eric don't have one. Eric don't even have one. I'll think about it. We'll come back.

You still stuck on that Indiana Jones thing? I'm going to think of it. It's the plaid shirt. Bring it back around. The hat. I'm going to come up with something, y'all. Oh, Dexter. The new Dexter is back.

Oh, I love it. That's good, actually. Bro, fuck Dexter. The new Yellowstone, son. Season 4 is litty like a fucking Montana titty. Is that good? Where can we watch that? Paramount. Really? Have you guys

been watching that? I don't have that channel. I don't have Paramount. You gotta be rich. I don't have Paramount. You gotta be rich. Oh, but everybody wants Squid Game. That's on Netflix. That's on Netflix, dude. You gotta be richer to be rich. I don't have Paramount. You got to be rich. Oh, but everybody wants Squid Game. That's on Netflix. That's on Netflix, dude. You got to be richer to buy Netflix. No, wait, wait, wait.

But you also have Netflix. No, I don't. You have all of them. Yeah, you do. You have Hulu. You ain't shit. Shop ain't shit. No, he probably like his mom be stealing it.

Bernie got all of them rich ass. Yeah. I don't have money. I have all of them. Yeah, see? I mean, it's 2021, man. You can find anything out there, man. Lifestyle creep.

I got 12 fucking subscriptions. Now I'm rich because I watch Yellowstone. Oh, you rich, motherfucker. All right. With your Halloween costumes and your Yellowstone on the TV. But what's it about? What's the whole series about? It's Montana, and John Dutton owns a huge ranch.

Huge ranch. And then it's like Narcos, but in Montana. So then all these other different families and people are trying to take it over. It's super white. It's dope. It's Montana. That's why they did it like that. How can we do a show and make it all white and not have any problems?

No, there's a black cowboy. No, there's a black cowboy. We'll do it in Montana. Oh, yeah. There's a black cowboy. There's no Asians. I got a man of the year, dude. God, look up. The president of Rwanda, bruh.

Oh. Paul Ngame. This guy's name. It's a little deep. Dude, Rwanda is a tourist destination now, and it's like a happening spot. Rwanda from the movie where they killed everybody. The hotel room.

Oh, yeah, I remember. Yeah. Where Samuel Hansen or whatever killed everybody in that bitch. And now Paul can gomme out. Paul can gomme. He looks like that's my guy. I am Captain. I was going to say that, but I'm like in my head, I'm like, that could be racist. Let's sit this one out god i am captain i was gonna say that but i'm like in my head i'm like that could be racist so let's sit this one out i am captain no that was his first role and then he got booked and before that he was a cab driver in minneapolis

that's how easy that's how easy it is to be president of rwanda that's how easy it is bro rwanda's a's how easy it is. Rwanda's a tourist destination, man. They got ice cream over there now. What did this guy do, Theo? Yeah, there's no news here, man. He just got in there and changed it around. He's been there since 2000, bro. He's been there 21 years.

He's changing the Kagami. Man of the decade, maybe. Fuck, dude. Yeah, you're right. Maybe it's decade. All right, I quit. I dude. Yeah, you're right. Maybe it's decade. All right, I quit. I'll be back in a few weeks.

Bring Brendan's hat. Oh, there it is. This guy's got a debate club for us. What's good, guys? Sammy J here. I got a debate club for y'all. Over the weekend, SNL did a skit about Joe Rogan and Tim Dillon weighed in. He called it a hacky, could have been funnier. The show's going downhill. All of a sudden, Michael Che comes in and goes, Tim Dillon? Who? They start going back and forth

and I just want to know who y'all got. We got Tim Dillon on the left. We got Michael Che on the right. Gang, gang, buzz. I'd probably say opposite. Did you say that? Che's more of a left. Dillon, you're right. But everyone's familiar with what happened here? No, I wasn't familiar with this. I don't know what happened.

I don't know what he's referring to. All right, so Saturday Night Live did a skit. Instead of Sesame Street, it was Ted Cruz Street. And then in the skit, Pete Davidson plays Joe Rogan. And I thought that was the hackiest thing, the Rogan-like jokes. It was weak. Like, you know, I just eat, you know, and I'm not a scientist, but I look like, you know, whatever.

So that clip was posted. It wasn't clever. Tim Dillon made fun of it and was like, yeah, they're all hacks on there. They're weak, you know, making fun fun the show hasn't been good in fucking years then obviously michael che's the head writer of saturday night live right no head writer he's just one of the writers no he's head writer he's the head writer now he's that he's been the head writer for over a year now oh i didn't know so he's the head writer so obviously he took offense

to that and then was like tim dylan because they came up in new york together so like tim dylan and some and one fan was like yo he makes 190 000 a month off together. She was like, Tim Dillon. And one fan was like, yo, he makes $190,000 a month off Patreon. And he was like, congrats for him. But I don't care if it's a zillion. I know Tim Dillon. He ain't what you think he is. He's a sweet, humble guy who really tried at stand-up and got nowhere. Became a media personality because it's much easier,

and we're all very happy for him. But don't get fresh, Tim. And then Tim lit him up. Tim goes, here's the reality. And he just did sell out the Beacon Theater which is huge in New York Tim goes here's the reality I sell more tickets than Michael Che ever has I don't think he's allowed to use the website per his job

they're not if you're a silent life you can't be on Twitter and I've built something on my own that he could never do Che has done well for a drunk who can barely read but his show sucks and he knows it how the hell is Brendan reading so fast yeah can we get those ad reads like that what's up bro and he knows it. How the hell is Brendan reading so fast? Yeah.

Can we get those ad reads like that? The things that pay the bills. Can we get that? You've been playing hide and go stutter with us for a day. Well, when he's passionate about it, you know what I mean?

Joe's your homie, dude. You got to stick up. That's your homie. I don't need to offend Joe Like that's a They're frying themselves Joe doesn't need to Offend himself

For a weak Hacky joke Like the The skit wasn't I didn't Everyone's hating on the skit I thought the skit Was kind of funny

The Ted Cruz street Was funny Is this But then The Rogan stuff With Pete Davidson Honestly I like Pete

Pete's not writing those jokes Right Pete You can tell Pete Realized the joke Cause you can tell he's reading on stage. Did he feel uncomfortable? It made me uncomfortable how bad it was. I don't know if these people believe the things that they're saying about Joe.

The writers do. No, I don't think so. It's a sketch. It's a hot topic. I can tell by that writing style. They could actually go after him and it'd be funny and then we could be like that's what Tim's point he's like you could have made better joke that wasn't funny at all but but how many comics talk shit about Saturday Night Live because we all came up on it

so so much but I think with this I mean you guys missed some point I think Michael Che who dropped a special stay on Netflix going toe-to-toe tim dillon who's fucking huge on the internet by his fans going towards michael chase and like going to his instagram and looking him up and stuff like that it just brings awareness to michael chase special michael chase smart fucking dude beast rider 2 beast man good comic so i think all he's doing is getting hype for his special. Oh, it's publicity. Yeah. Yeah, okay. And that's why he was like.

This is a Biggie Tupac situation. Yeah, he was like, I don't want any smoke. Like, Tim's a good dude. I don't want any smoke. Yeah. Yeah. That's all he's doing. Just publicity for a special.

And it fucking worked. We're talking about it. Tim Dillon could be man of the year. I don't think an episode of this show, I mean, in living color, blows any of this shit out of the water. Oh, yeah. this show i mean in living color blows any of this shit out oh yeah and uh i think it's sad that the only people they even pick on on this show anymore are white dudes and russians so i'd love to see any of these guys have a little bit of balls and make fun of anybody well they don't they don't it's the network like like saturday night live is a woke left show that's all they

should say they should send a gift basket to donald trump every week when he was in office because without donald trump what would they even be talking about but the ratings still suck tim They should send a gift basket to Donald Trump every week when he was in office. Because without Donald Trump, what would they even be talking about on that show? But the ratings still suck. Tim gets better. This show gets better ratings. No, no, but I'm saying it resurrected the show at the time. They won an Emmy after that. Al Baldwin won all the Emmys.

Yeah, people were talking about it. So it was like, did you not want him in office? Or did you want him because it made the show better? But now they have nothing to run on. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So now it's like, okay, he's gone. Now what are you talking about? Michael Che's out of there anyways in a year.

He's out of there. He has a show on HBO. He won't be around much longer. I don't know. It's their shit. I thought – I mean, I don't know. It's their shit, I feel like. Did you ever want to be on Saturday Night Live, Dio?

Any desire to do that? Oh, I'm sure when I was a child, you know, I wanted to. And I was – you know, like you would see Chris Farley's on there. Eddie Murphy. Spades. Yep. Who else? You would be great.

Dennis Miller. The lady smelling her arm. Colin Quinn. Yeah. Colin Quinn. No, her name is. The lady smelling her arms was. No.

Molly Shannon. Molly Shannon. Molly Shannon. Molly Shannon. Will Ferrell. Adam Sandler. Will Ferrell. Yeah, I go way back, though. Yeah, way back.

Steve Martin. Steve Martin. You're talking about Blue Sheet? Yeah. Chevy Chase? Oh, Dan Aykroyd? Like, it should have been called back in the day. Go ahead, Theo.

These people aren't doing... I'm sorry. I stepped on you. Go ahead, Theo. Go ahead. These people, they're not doing nothing with no balls on These people they're not doing nothing with no balls on it They're not knowing nothing. That's why the ratings at all. That's why all the ratings though They have to know that whether they whether whoever you know Tim or check whatever it is

They not doing nothing with no balls on it. No, Tim Tim's not saying thing. We haven't heard Tim's not saying thing. We haven't heard like everyone's thinking that it's a safe bites, bro All they're doing is making fun of conservative whites and Russians I just think at a certain point It's like you don't have no fucking balls left So you're standing around Touching your own P-U-S-S Yeah

That show should be called It's like an echo chamber now Who watches TV anyway? People still watch it Tell them Everyone watches YouTube You know, it's just weak shit watches TV anyway Everyone watches YouTube Yeah, but you know what though SNL actually lends itself to being a show that's great for YouTube because everything is clips They do clips they do clips on YouTube. Yeah It's actually I think the show's big. I think SNL is bigger on the internet than it is on well

For instance the clip of Kim Kardashian has 5.5 million views. I'd rather watch Key and Peele. More views they've gotten in years. Oh, she made a funny joke about that, though. In her opening monologue, she was like, I'm used to 300 million people watching me, so this is like a quiet night with only like nine million. You know what I mean?

So she's making it. It's the truth. But it's just like Key and Peele, too. Yeah, they're the best. I love Key and Peele. On the internet, though? On the internet, it's even bigger because it's like such... Millions of views. But that's how SNL is. They have these short clips.

Nah, they can't mess with Key and Peele. But, you know what? Here's what I say. SNL's kind of like McDonald's. You know, it's like it's an institution. It don't mean it's good for you. It's just, it's been around for so long that we just are used to it. It's Saturday Night Live. You know, whether it's good or bad, it's gonna be on. No one cares. They don't care about the ratings, good for you. It's been around for so long that we just are used to it. It's Saturday Night Live. Whether it's good or bad, it's going to be on. No one cares.

They don't care about the ratings, good or bad. It's just like, we're going to put that in that time. Dude, it comes on at 11 o'clock. It's Saturday night. I know, but what I'm saying is you don't have to worry about that show going off or on. It's not at 8 o'clock in prime time.

I like your mind this morning. People know what they're getting. Yeah. It's like turning to CNN. I know what agenda they're going to push. I'm never going there for comedy. Like I've never turned that on to get a laugh. Not anymore.

I'm always surprised when I get like if I'll see a clip and I'll be like, oh, they got me with this one. It's rare. I'm always surprised when I get like if I'll see a clip and I'll be like, oh, they got me with this one. It's rare. A lot of times when I just if I just watch it, I just find myself being like, oh, man, what? I like I like to watch the weekend update because I want to see what like whatever woke agenda they're trying to push. And sometimes they sometimes that's the if anything has teeth, it'll be on the weekend update. But everything else is just kind of like my thing is like, just be funny. You know, come up with like the old sketches like the church lady and they're like you know they had these like it was just like funny moments that they would come up with that had nothing to do

with like some sort of agenda yeah so it's like i don't know a lot of birds are not even doing that well anyway some of the birds i see look sick as hell out there you've been to the zoo recently the bird over there you can't he won't even come by the edge he looks sad well i think the zoo is a good i think they should be doing well at the zoo well some of these birds been acting up to they deserve to be in the fucking zoo bro hell yeah what else you got nick a couple more debate clubs we'll close it out with hey guys i have a pretty decent debate club for you i don't think it's been discussed yet. Today Eric was talking about maybe we should up the age of consent after you guys were talking about older men dating younger women.

I've always been into younger men. Yesterday I turned 39. Tomorrow I have a 28-year-old coming over to see me. It's just a fetish I guess I have. I don't even know if you would call it that it is but I have always in the back of my head wondered is that appropriate when's it going to be not appropriate like um 11 year age gap for a hookup fine but maybe even a relationship I don't know like where should we be talking here should I be feeling guilty I don't usually I think I would feel more guilty with people my own age because then I feel like I'm pretending to like them. So, yeah. That's not what you're into.

Older women with younger guys. Better talk. King it. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. King it, king it, king it, king it, king it. Hey, it is what it is. Mm-hmm. You know?

But, like, of course, yeah, oh, you're into attractive 28 year old men in their prime weird i know that's what i'm saying like jeff bezos into a bad bitch who's 38 has her shit together with big tits weird no but here's the thing though the problem what she's talking about is like a hookup do you and i think it goes both ways it's a hookup do you right but like what ends up happening though is what ends up happening is like this the girl guy situation and this is just real shit i'm you don't be insulted well whatever i don't care get real yeah here you know what ends up happening is you have a little bit of that blackout you have

you have the situation of like uh ashton kutcher he was with demi moore right yeah all right she was way older than him but he woke up one day and looked over like, ooh. Oh, this bitch is bad without a mask on. I'm with my auntie. You know what I mean? And then he was like, oh, I got to go find some. Then he left her. And same thing.

Nick Cannon with Mariah Carey. He woke up and he was like, oh, shit, I'm 30-something. Some of her knees hurt. My chick is like, you know. So it's like, it's fine now. So like in this situation, 28, 39, are they going to be together 10 years? When he's 38 and she's 49? No, he's out.

I'm just saying that's what you – when you talk about – if you're going to talk about long-term relationships, you have to decide what you want to do. How old is your girl, Eric? It works. We got a big age gap. What's the age gap? It's like 15, 16 years.

Okay, Leo. I feel you, Leo. No, but I feel, though, but I do feel like 30. See, this is what I'm saying, what I was talking about before. It's like you don't want to talk about, like, is the person too young? Because you don't want to get into this slippery slope of being like, we're going to tell people when it's okay for them to date. Because if 18, they can drive cars, go to war, pay taxes,

and all this stuff. There's a mindset of like, well, they should be able to decide who they want to have sex with. But as a society, when we see a 40-year-old and a 19-year-old, all of a sudden we start to go, oh, this is bad. Okay, but then you don't want to tell this 19-year-old what they can and cannot do. So then it might be the other way then. We got to be like, hey, come on, you're 40.

What are you doing with somebody who hasn't lived and doesn't have experience experience and all that stuff so where's the shame come the shame comes on that person so then we then i that's what i was saying like then rage you can't raise the age of consent because you'll be taking away rights from people and nobody wants to do that so then maybe it has to be the other way we have to be like all right you you could only the person has you have to only have this age gap between you know something, whatever it is like that. But I know a lot of great families that have the parents had a large age gap. Like my family, dude. Most of my family is in recovery.

Yep. And there's age gaps. Recovery. There's a 38-year age gap. Oh, Jesus. That's too much. So. There's 38-year age gap. Oh, Jesus. That's too much. So we're all kinging it. Or what if only certain restaurants you could go to,

if you have a certain amount of age gap, then you're only allowed to go to a certain eating place. That's what I'm saying. It's a slippery slope, man. So I just think that it's one of these kind of like unspoken rules that we're saying like, you know, hey, does this person feel like they don't have any experience? Do you feel like you're taking advantage of this person?

Sometimes she's 22, 23. There's older souls that they're immature. But it's a case-by-case situation, and I totally agree with that. But, you know, I don't know, man. It's a tough one to talk about because, you know, and where am I speaking from? I'm an older guy. My chick's younger than me.

So I don't want to see. I bet Eric be talking at home. Oh, yeah. Eric be talking. Oh, yeah. Hey, hey, hey. He be dropping knowledge on her. I do more than talking, baby.

Eric get a little cup of warm milk and start chatting. Hell, yeah. He get a cup of tea, start chatting. Dropping knowledge, dropping nuts. Get it out, dog. Theo acting like he's that much younger than me. All three of you bitches old.

Found him. Theo's the second youngest in here. No, he's not. Yeah, he is. Oh, that's right. So it's me, Steve, Theo, then you. Let's edit this stuff out.

About the age gaps and everything Theo got the best skin though Theo looks the youngest I feel good for my age But here's the thing though But Steve also looks good for his age So if Steve walked in I still get carded

I've never seen an old Asian I still get carded But if Steve walked in with a 23 year old Would we be like What's up Steve What are you doing You know what I mean What are you doing man

I'm not supposed to be drinking alcohol, Stevie. What are you getting card for? Love don't have a calendar. Chewing tobacco. Chewing tobacco. My cousin used to always say love don't have a calendar.

There you go. Yeah, but. Your cousin doing 10 to 15 for fucking pedophilia, huh? No, I don't know what his issue. He had some, he ended up with definitely with some issues.

I don't think he had nothing sexual for children children but he was definitely has had some tough times god bless him to derrick anyone who lives that life quote it's gonna have some tough times but i mean you know but the thing too is like experience is important like hell yeah you know and it's weird how like even for like when you're young you just know you just don't know the things that you know later i mean you know what i mean? Yeah, I agree. And I know a bunch of dudes who are in their 20s, and they're like, oh, I love older women, and whatever that dynamic is.

Like Young Gravy, bro. Young Gravy likes the milfs. But I don't know if it will work. Who's Young Gravy? Is that last? Yeah, like a chef, musician chef. He's a white rapper. Theo bringing up Young Gravy

is kind of what kicked off our whole search that found Lil Brow. Really? He's just the MILF hunter. Young Gravy, dude. Yeah, but does he want to be in a relationship? Ain't nothing wrong with that. I don't think it's, again, we are not, there is nothing wrong with either way. Hold on, Stevie,

you're 50 or whatever. What's the youngest you would go? No, no, no, I'm not 50. Edit that out. Edit that out. I'm not 50. I'm in my or whatever. What's the youngest you would go? No, no, no. I'm not 50. Edit that out. Edit that out. I'm not 50. What's the youngest you would go? I'm in my 40s. I'm in my 40s. What's the youngest you would go, Steve?

Late 40s. You know what a good age is? Like 28, 29, 30. Those are good ages. I agree. Yeah. That's gravy right there. For me, you could be him.

For me, he's 30. He'd be a beautiful young man. He has some bars or what? Let him do his thing. He likes older women? Yeah, yeah. Let him do his thing. Let him do his thing. So does Ke do his thing. He likes older women? Yeah, yeah. Let him do his thing.

Let him do his thing. So does Keanu Reeves. He likes older women. He would older women. Let him do their thing. Him and Lil Wayne had a little drop a couple months. Yeah, Gravy's good, man. He's exciting.

Is he a Nashville deal? No, no. He lives out of a – he's on tour right now. He's been living in a tour bus. Shout out to Gravy. Yeah. Yeah. What else you got, Nate?

Just be responsible out there, people. Yeah, be responsible. That's all it is. If you're sitting next to somebody and you know they're a child and you an adult, then you got to get out the car. Great advice. Get out the car, bro. The person's acting like a child, too. If they acting like a child, even if they 25, but you'd be like, ah, this person.

Just, you know, take some responsibility for your actions. What's this think daddy want? This is our last debate club. Brendan, Theo, Eric, Stevie, the whole crew. What's up, guys? Anthony from Long Island, New York here. Got a quick debate club for you guys. Just driving, you know, from the highway right now.

I'm really proud and lucky to have the freedoms that we got here, you know. So if you take those freedoms away that we have here in this great country, I want to ask you guys, debate club, where would you rather live, Russia or China? This is easy. Tough decision. Both pretty shitty. Either way, you got to pick one. Debate club.

Russia or China? Where you living? Gang gang. Buzz buzz. Russia all day, son. Yeah. You ever seen the Russian women? I knew it.

He liked white girls. I knew it. Vodka, Russian women. Wearing some dope ass parkas. What's wrong with the Chinese women? You don't like the Chinese women? I don't like the Chinese smog. They got fentanyl in the tits.

Yeah, dog. Facts. Tittenol. Yeah, chapstick with fentanyl in it. I want that tittenol. I'm just saying, baby. Some of the frickin', you know, they got some drywall in the wetwalls. You know what I'm saying?

Let's ask Chin that. What? Russia or China, my man? China. I'll be honest. Russian. Russia. He also likes white girls Yeah, he likes Taylor Taylor Swift. This is No, I mean I've seen some pretty Chinese women, but I mean as far as countries I'd probably rather be in Russia Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go with China man

The Chinese women really for the women. Yeah name one hot Chinese woman What's also I care she Chinese no Korean she's Korean also no she's Japanese Japanese oh Yeah, I mean there's beautiful women everywhere for sure yeah That's great you could just google that I'm trying to stop looks you looking at all these women y'all got a back Go, Chin. Look what you're missing out on, Chin. Look what you're missing out on, Chin. It's the smog. He's right, though.

It's the smog, the food. It's crowded as fuck. And your woman looks more like these girls. Yeah, but Russia, the politics in Russia, I don't know. Go ahead, Eric. I don't know, man. Thank you to fuck with me, man. I'm just out there doing my thing.

I might go to China, man. There you go. Now you're talking reasonably. Get those cheap iPhones, you know what I mean? Right off the factory floor. Get some cheap Jordans. Get some cheap Jordans. Get some cheap Jordans. The iPhone, there's no screen.

You take a picture, it's just you just looking through the phone at whatever you're looking at. You got to hand draw it. I don't know. Who's number one? I think the food would be better in China. Fuck no. They got that Peking duck. Yeah, food's probably awesome there.

Fan Bing Bing. Dude, Beijing. Would you pick up pictures of Beijing and look how magnificent that city is? You can go to Hong Kong. I've been there. I've been to Hong Kong. China owns Hong Kong now.

I know, but there's just like, there's really, it's a very modern city though. Oh, the city actually? Yeah. You know, the whatever it is. It's lit as fuck. I was in Beijing three years ago, man. Oh yeah, he was, actually? Yeah. You know, the whatever it is. The city is lit as fuck. I was in Beijing three years ago, man.

Oh, yeah, he was. There you go. You know, I'm just talking about, like, and you look at Russia. I'm Russia all day. I'm wearing those funny hats. Look, this looks like downtown LA or something, man. Look, look. Look how many cars.

Yeah, why wouldn't you want to look at how many people? You can't go anywhere, dog. You can't go anywhere. Just chill in your room. Just look how dope that city looks. Me and Steve are going to be in China. There you go, man. I changed my mind now.

I want to go to China now. Nah, me and Theo will be in Russia in some fur, some vodka. In a bread line. It's cold there, though, but that's cold in Russia. They're going to be in a bread line with that big furry thing on. It's cold there. You know that, right? It's cold in China.

Theo can't handle the cold. He don't want to be in the cold. Is it cold in China? Yeah, China gets cold. Look at that, guys. look at that guys look at that White China, baby, you know what you know what I'm rushing when you look at these pictures what we realize is that we just don't know Everywhere is dope It's like snowy

like Siberia I'm like this look like fucking Seattle yeah it look like Toronto it look like Toronto or something so you know what

here's what we'll do we're gonna go six months in China and then six months in Moscow cats on the road I like that that's how we'll do it or cats tour yeah the cats tour

China Russia you know what I mean yeah baby I'm Russia all day Theo gonna get the honeymoon suite. Is that it, Nick? Yeah, we're going to invite Lee Bing Bing out to the show. Oh, Lee Bing Bing.

Bing Bing. Buzz, buzz. Bing Bing, girl. There you go. That's it. That's it. Gang, baby. Gang, gang.

That's what's up, man. I'm in Everett. Everett, Washington. It's 30 minutes outside seattle november 27th one night only at a theater out there in everett washington and then the new year's i met a man i said i'm in everett who is that nah man balls deep in everett yeah uh uh end of the year it was at december 29th through january 1st bringing the new year with 30 thick friend here it is basically fort lauderdale i think it's called friend here. It is basically Fort Lauderdale. I think it's called Dania. Dania. It's Fort Lauderdale Improv out there.

Get you some. Then Thick Boy jerseys and merch goes on sale tomorrow. Friday, 9 a.m. Thickboy.com. Theo, we miss you, dog. Get your fine ass in here next week. Get your ass here, man. We miss you. I'm going to be out at Spotlight Casino in

Chochella, California on what is that date there? December 4th. December 4th at 8pm. I'm looking forward to that. The tickets are on sale now. I'm upstairs.

Merch that's dropping this week. That's it, man. Happy to be back in here with you guys. I had a really good time. Thank you. I'll be at the Miami Improv this weekend. Great club. And then, you know, Comedy Store.

Let me know how that is, man. Oh, it's great out there, too. And speaking of merch, I made that, the homeboy Ruben made that picture of me with the Island Boys, so I put him on a shirt, so it's called You a Woo Woo Boy. That's funny.

You know what I mean? So if you go to my, there's a store there you could go to. don't know if you could go to but there it is right there i put that i'm a woo woo boy i threw that on some shirts damn you're looking dimed up oh i'm gonna be in tempe improv this weekend with jeremiah i'm doing a guest yeah he gotta start paying you i want to ask you this stevie does it feel like you've been getting more Yeah. He got to start paying you. Enough of these guest spots. I want to ask you this, Stevie. Does it feel like you've been getting more in motion just in your life in general in the past four or five months?

Oh, yeah. I'm so glad I started doing stand-up. I'm having fun. It's like you came on King of the Scene and got your shit together. Yeah, yeah. I'm having fun. I'm like, oh, this is all in my head. It was all in my mind.

So I'm having a good experience, man, just trying to learn, you know? Love it. Go see him, kids. We love you guys. Love you guys. Theo, see you next week, dog. It's Thanksgiving next week, dog. King in the state.

Back with the crew. We got Stevie Weeby, Eric Griffin, Brendan, Theo, too. Yeah, you know how we do it, so just tune in for the laughs. Theo said that he was on his way, but ran out of gas. Stevie Weeby used to wrestle down at Pallway. Now he only pin his boys in the hallway. This ain't the greatest show on earth and what you call that? Eric Griffin with him. He the Nate Dogger podcast. Yeah, the whole crew sick. It's the king and the stink. What up, Jim? What up, Nick? Stevie Weeby, Eric Griffin just walked in and the Sting. What up, Jim? What up, Nick?

Stevie Weeby, Eric Griffin just walked in and got it lit. You can't forget about Brendan. He still need everything thick, thick, thick. Still got the bees in the trap trapping. Still the King and the Sting, so quit asking. If you know, then you know it's a cat's thing. Ball and chain, hair swang like the rat king. King and the Sting, back with the crew.

We got Stevie Weeby, Eric Griffin, Brendan Thiel too. Yeah, you know how we do it, so just tune in for the laughs. Theo said that he was on his way, but ran out of gas. King and the Sting. King and the Sting. King and the Sting. King and the Sting King and the Sting King and the Sting