The Golden Hour - Episode 149: Giving Thanks

Episode Date: November 26, 2021

The gang celebrates Thanksgiving, discuss what they're all thankful for, and talk SteeBee redeeming himself at Tempe Improv, Thanksgiving plans, Brendan's old Randy Couture story, MMA vs Boxing, open scoring, girls calling you "daddy", everyone's most memorable sporting event, a special Sink My Ink submission by Chris D'Elia and much more! Get your King and the Sting merch at katsmerch.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This show is sponsored by BetterHelp Online Therapy. Visit betterhelp.com slash cats because honestly, being a human is exhausting. Do you know what that means? Steve can be one of those 976 numbers. Que rico. It's like, oh, how good. Oh.

No, I just see them promote the porn. They say that. Oh, que rico. I just want to see what Steve's searching for. No, you don't. Back to field. Back off my broccolini. Get your life together.

It is. Don't touch me, bro. I'm not touching you, dude. You're not going to put on a good hat? Yeah. I was trying to be a fuckboy pilgrim today, dog. Oh, gobble, gobble. Yeah, baby. That little cute turkey over there.

Gobble, gobble. Tony's a stuff that kid, man. Yeah, baby. I committed to this. He gets stuffed. Yeah, baby. I'll cover you in some cranberry. Fuck you, dude.

Now, did you have that just sitting around? What are you talking about? Do you have like a, like you're like Batman, you know what I mean? You think this is from home? Yeah, like you have like. I assume you had the cone and that just sitting at home. No. You're like, so I'm saying Thanksgiving?

Yeah, he has like a bookshelf and he just goes, coo coo. And it's just like. No, I don't have that. And it's just like dumb ass costumes. Now, I would assume that's a turkey because it's brown. Because it looks very chicken-ish, yeah? Because brown, that'd a turkey because it's brown because it looks very chickenish yeah uh it's brown that'd be turkey because chickens are white yeah i guess it doesn't really have like a goblet there's a bird oh there it is oh oh the trojan helmet down the front

that turkey trojan helmet yeah that's good it's a fun day today. Is it? Today is Thanksgiving. It is. Now, Demi and Eric look like we're witches that are confused with our pronouns. Harry Potter. Because these hats are very witchy. I agree. I also. Is it pointy? Is mine pointy?

No. Yeah, we look like. You look like Dr. Seuss. Yeah. But like if he didn't go to school. You know what I mean? Yeah. Mr. Seuss.

Yeah, he's like just. Yeah I mean Yeah Mr. Seuss Yeah he's like just Yeah he's not Yeah he's Mr. Seuss Yeah Eric looks like He gives tours at Disneyland of Mickey Mouse I'm the dude on the bus Like you know

To your right We have Steve In his chicken outfit Yeah Yeah Steve Cute little turkey Lucky Theo's not here

Theo's not here Yeah man Let's FaceTime him Yeah Yeah get him man let's let's to facetime him yeah yeah get him on camera yeah let's do a little facetime to be honest and he told me i can say something let's begin a turn theo's just he needs a break a break yeah i mean he has more breaks anybody i know yeah and i do seven shows and i tour but theo needs a break yeah no you listen you know everyone knows Theo struggles with mental health and shit like that.

That's fine. Let him do his thing, man. Yeah, but he's running out of vacation days. I'll tell you that much. I'm the one that runs his shit, but he's running out of vacation days. You feel me? Do we got to go to HR? You're looking at HR right here. You get too many paid vacation days.

You ain't lying i've been thinking about that i don't know she'll run out i don't know if this counts as attendance he's looking cute what a handsome dude look at this hand guys hair's getting long man you've been hanging with kid rock too much i haven't i haven't even watched this yet so i'm not sure what he says what's's up, guys? My name's Theo. I am a longtime fan of the show. Love you guys. Eric, Stevie, Derek, Kat, Brandon, Chin, Nick, Spleen, whatever that kid's name is, Spleen

Boy or whatever. Meepo Passaway. Anyway, King or Sting It. Around the holidays, letting white people cook. King it or Sting It. King it. King it.

The fact that he thinks white people don't cook or shouldn't cook is the real problem right here. They make the best stuff, man. Just because your mom can't cook, don't cook is the real problem right here yeah just cuz your mom can't cook yeah that's what was wrong with David Lucas has a great joke about white people's Thanksgiving I won't ruin his junkie still that he has a bit it's so fucking funny yeah did you guys have shows on the weekend yeah I

was just in Miami oh how was Miami yeah Miami was good I think I think love right yes a big club it was nice but it was just in Miami. Oh, how was Miami? Yeah, Miami was good. I think- Great club, right? Yeah, it's a big club. It was nice, but it was just- I think that going into the holiday weekend- Tough. It was tough. Because people are traveling. Yeah, it was tough.

But it was a nice little area where it is. The dude was cool. Yeah, I told you. Good running club, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was the name of the club? The Miami Improv. Great club.

I went to Tempe. Dude, I got a text and fans told me too. Yeah. I redeemed myself, man. What do you mean you redeemed yourself? Because that's the last place I choked. Oh. I did the cowboy rap seven years ago.

I used to work there as a food runner. You didn't bring the cowboy rap back? We did a Q&A at the end and someone called me out on it. We did it like at the end. Oh, you did it? At the end. I already had finished my set. Dude, I did it okay though. I did okay jeremiah told me you did really well and then fans told me like dude steve was great yeah i was you know he helped me out a lot you know what it

is do you feel good yeah i feel good but i'm addicted to the adrenaline of course there's this you i didn't there's this adrenaline yeah man it's like a drug to me chasing that dragon let's see the king and the king and the sting tour is going to happen, huh? We got to get it going. That might happen. It could happen. Really. We'll just Zoom Theo in.

Zoom Theo in. No, he's a headline. He's a headline. He'll miss certain weekends and shit. You know how when people, those award shows, and they go, you know, such and such couldn't be here. Yeah. And we have a video.

That's how we'll do it. Cardi couldn't be here. He's coming. But I'll accept this award on her behalf. Right, right. That's what we do. I'm just going to do Theo's set. Yeah.

Theo can be here by those jokes. I'm going to do Theo's time, you know, on his behalf. That's how we'll do it. Is that a possibility, though, for real? For sure. Yeah. Endless possibilities. You get like a tour bus and the whole thing.

Well, I'm not trying to be a boss with Theo for more than a day. You feel me? I'm not Ari Maness. I'll end up choking him out. You feel me? We'll do like a few cities. We'll go in and out. I have an MC, though.

That's a whole different thing, though. That's easier. What do you mean? MC, you do one joke, bring up the next comic, come back out, one joke, a lot of energy. So now you have energy and you're fine. So it's just like you got to keep the show, the energy up. Yeah. Okay.

I haven't done it yet. Maybe I could practice doing that. Doing that fucking turkey outfit, man. You're a cute fucking turkey, man. What's everybody doing for Thanksgiving? I don't know. Hashtag no racist. Chin, Stevie You guys do Thanksgiving

Or is it like a duck thing? Every year, Stevie What do you think, we're eating dogs? For sure, duck, right? Yeah, like duck It's not like turkeys are like They're not roaming around Fucking Asia

Do Koreans eat turkey yeah we do american style things here we just add a little bit of korean ingredients cranberry it's actually better yeah there you go it's way better to go to like yeah because you they have all the same stuff. What the hell are you talking about? You want to get some eel sauce? You want to put some eel sauce on your fucking stuffing? You remember eel sauce? No, that's more like Japanese.

You get that smoked eel sauce turkey. Have that turducken. I would love turducken. You guys fuck with turducken too? I've never had it, but I want it. It's a turkey, duck, and chicken all stuffed into one. Sounds vulgar, but it's all in one. It sounds amazing. When you say they have better

Thanksgiving than white people, you've never been to a real white person's house. Yes, I have. Have you? Yes, I have. What white person? I'll tell you if it counts. No, no. I have to tell you all the white people I know. I know all whites. First of all, we know you're going to have a fancy-ass rich Thanksgiving. That's what you're going to have a fancy-ass, rich Thanksgiving.

That's what you're going to have. By rich Thanksgiving, you mean have turkey and stuffing? Yeah. Oh, here we go. You're going to have servants. You know what I mean? It's going to be people like runners. Mr. Shaw, can I get you more?

Can I get you some more? They're going to ship little English boys in. But what white person's house? I've had plenty. Through my whole life, I've been to all different types of Thanksgiving. You've been like down south where they have the stuffing and the cornbread and all that shit? Yes, I've been to like real... I've been to like super black Thanksgiving.

Those are lit too. Yeah, you got like... Everybody puts their own flavor on it. The most bland is like, yeah, super white. If it's a basic white person... What makes it white, Brendan? They don't use spices and it's super white ones. If it's a basic white person. What makes it white, Brendan? Well, because they don't use spices and like it's super basic. Oh, it's plain?

Those suck. Those suck. You need some seasoning in there. No, but white people, come on. Yeah. Rachel Ray? Rachel Ray for Thanksgiving? She's white.

Yeah. They put a lot of butter on stuff. Oh, no. That's their favorite ingredient. Yeah. But they have all the necessities. They got the stuffing, the corn. Yeah, so what are you doing?

I know because I know we didn't get an invite. Nobody here got an invite over to the shop mansion. I thought everyone had their own shit going on. But you know, you don't know until you ask. Oh, that's fair. You know, you could have been like, hey guys, we're having a king in a sting. I mean, we're at capacity, but that's fair. Here we go. There's no way it's capacity.

Oh, it's at capacity. There's no is capacity. Oh, it's at capacity. Sorry. My girl's worried about COVID. Now y'all worried about COVID. You gotta show your cards at the door. You know how it goes, man. You know what it is? My girl's super Mexican, born and raised in Guadalajara

so they don't really fuck with Thanksgiving. But I grew up, Thanksgiving was a big deal where it's turkey or ham and stuffing cranberry and the gravy and the corn

and then we watch football and my family's and I are so it's me and a bunch of Mexicans man that's fine no I shove that

fucking white turkey down their throat I cook I do the gravy you still talk about cooking yeah yeah you talk about cooking yeah I keep it super white

we watch football super white so me and Eric can go sure you're just saying that what dish are you going to bring I don't know I think I'm busy

the tone like you know what the tone I would love that please don't please don't come with the tone Chappelle came to

the last Thanksgiving Chappelle came ate all the fucking food I would love to at least You can come over for sure Open invite man, come on over Bring your girl, bring your fiance Don't come without a dish though

Oh it's a potluck? Don't come out with it I'm coming with a big appetite Like a pumpkin pie, I could bring a pumpkin pie That's fine From the store? Are they going? No, no, were they initially

invited? I mean, we're hearing it for the first time right now. So Chino wasn't invited, Nick wasn't invited, I wasn't invited. No, he wasn't invited, man. I was invited, I'm going to be in Wisconsin, thanks boss. Boom. So the only guys, Nick. Theo came last Thanksgiving too. He did. Yeah.

Because he had nothing. What was he doing? He had nothing. He had nothing. Nothing. He would have just been. He was crying over the turkey and shit. I was like, you're bringing this party down.

He would have been doing a solo episode. Yeah. Just crying. He was looking over at Boston, imagining like a cartoon turkey. Yeah, I keep going away from Boston, man. Holy shit. It's almost the holidays. It's Thanksgiving this week, and then soon you'll see Christmas is creeping up.

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It's called West of New Orleans. It's good. Look at this menu. He makes turkey stuffed with crawfish and falafel. Damn. It's like a Creole take on Thanksgiving. I thought it was the perfect thing, but he just like, around Thanksgiving, this is a busy time. But after

Christmas, we're going to get a meal in here from Marcus from West of New Orleans. I like it. Well, hold on. But why after Christmas? Because this is six weeks. This is his busy time. He makes all his money. Yeah.

He don't need to do free shit right now. If we want to pay him, we can definitely get a Christmas meal, too. Yeah, we'll pay him to get a Christmas meal. I'm not trying to eat this bullshit in February. That'd be dope. Off season. I mean, kind of. He's going to be all tired.

He's going to be half-assed. Yeah, he's going to be fat from his Christmas money. Yeah, that beef tenderloin with the horseradish. Oh, it looks good. Nutty rum cake. Roasted garlic mash. A little bourbon bread. Six cheese.

How many cheeses are there? Anytime they say six cheese, like how many cheeses? How many cheeses is too many cheeses? We need to play the game. Because I'm a cheese connoisseur. I beat them. I beat them. You know about cheese?

We had a name. You know what? We did a horror movie. Oh, right. We did name game cheeses. Oh, you are white. Yeah, so is Theo, man. So we went hard in the paint on cheese.

Yeah, but he's- It lasts about an hour. That's about an hour going through all the doing cheese. After Greer and Munster, I'm out. You know? But as far as pie, everyone, basic bitches in here, everyone goes pumpkin pie? Yeah. Well, what's more than that here, everyone goes pumpkin pie? Yeah. Well, what's more than that?

Pecan. Pecan, yeah. Oh, pecan pie. Pecan with a nice dark roast coffee. You going to have that at your house? Sure am. All right, let's go. I'll take you up, Steve.

Come on down. Come on down. Yeah. We'll just never get the address. So where is it? You're not going over Bobby's? Well, they didn't invite me. No one invited me.

What? Yeah, not yet. Are you kidding me? Yeah. I think holidays are most time for, if you're like a sad panda, like you suffer from depression, I think holidays really triggers that shit. Yeah, yes, yes, yes. It actually really does.

My good, good friend who's like a brother to me, you know, it's like anytime the holidays would come, it would always be a nightmare because it was like his mother died, you know what I mean? And so then, those kind of things, that's when you're lacking things. That's when you're missing

that thing that, you know, is in your life. Well, it's about holidays, about family. Yeah, so it's like it reminds me of that. Yeah.

And also, if you're going to die, you got to hold off to January 1st, man. You got to pull through and wait because then you're going to fuck up the holidays

for everybody. You know what I'm saying? Oh yeah, it sucks if you die during the holidays. Yeah then every year every year is reminded it's like an anniversary yeah it's like merry christmas and let's light a candle for grandma i didn't tell the osmo yeah keep that bitch on life support to the first for me yeah i don't want the kids to fuck up their christmas do people spend holidays alone that's sad if you're alone like let's say on thanksgiving day it doesn't have to be sad yeah you should just like that's when you go you know what i'm gonna i'm gonna order a meal from this place and you know it's usually chinese yeah you can sit in front of

they're open like you know they don't give a fuck about struggling and give him an invite brendan i always do that's theo i invite him to every single family fun. Because he can't be sad around those kids. He's going to have time. They put him through the fucking run. My first Christmas in LA, 2014. I've told Brendan this, and actually him a little bit, Stevie. But I intentionally moved out here and was living in my car.

And it was super exciting. It wasn't sad at all. Was it? Are you just trying to fool yourself? Were you in your car like, living it up? I kind of was until Christmas and then I got

super sad and almost drove back and gave up on my dreams. Someone convinced me to stick it out. For me, you were in the Like, when you needed to... Like, for me, you were in the car when it was time to go take a shit

or, like, take a shower. Taco Bell, dog. Before I left Minnesota, I got a gym membership. NE LA Fitness. Shower, whatever. It was all planned. It was all planned.

Oh, you worked that out? Yeah. Bro, look at you now, man. I was gonna do 24-hour fitness, but then I was reading a lot of blogs that said those are gay meet-up places, places. Yeah, that's steam room where you get fucked. Oh, they'll get

boners on you. They'll suck you off in the steam room. You can't see in there. They'll look at your butt. So it's not gay if you can't see. Hold on a second. It's not gay if you can't see. We need to unpack what he just said. If it's over 110, it ain't gay. I don't know how he knows but from what I've read, it's right.

If you can't see, it's a no, they'll jerk off to your butt. They will jerk off to your butt. Yeah. I remember going to the Korean spa, you know. Did you go to that Wii spa? The Korean spa, the one on Olympic. It must be Wii, right? It has to be Wii, yeah.

I went to the Wii spa. So, like, they have this huge hot tub. So, I'm just in the hot tub. I get in. You know, I'm there. You naked? Butt-ass naked. You have to be.

You have to be. Whatever. I don't care. You have to be naked. I look over and a dude is sitting on the edge of the pool. Spread eagle. Spread eagle and another dude is just examining his dick. You know what I mean? Just like, wow!

Blah, blah, blah, blah. They're a little too comfortable here's a super comfortable here's a little pro tip for you even if you have an average size dick you go to that wee spot you got to be naked and it is what it is fellas i'm not saying anything against asians there's a lot of small dicks you go in there bro i felt like dirt you're not saying i felt like dirt diggler in that bitch i I was like, what's up? Just. So you just had to swing it.

Oh, bro. What did you think? Growers. Growers, not showers. Growers. Hey, whatever you tell yourself. I'm just saying. I'll ground that bitch like Johnny Depp.

My shit. People are just super comfortable. I remember it was in there and this two Asian guys. These two Asian guys were scrubbing each other's back. Yeah. Yeah. Like the guy was like, you know bent over, and the other guy had this thing, and he was just scrubbing his back for him. My thing is, though, that's not gay.

If you're so comfortable, you know what I'm saying? There's a code of ethics. At the Korean spas, there's a code of ethics. There's none of that behavior. It's just straight shooters there, right? Yeah, they shoot. They're the most. They're shooting, Steve.

No, that type of behavior doesn't exist. There's a huge stigma. For Koreans, it's a huge stigma. right yeah I'm sure they were shooting Steve when you're talking about Chinese stars there's a huge stigma for Koreans it's a huge stigma not in the Korean ones they don't want anyone to know none of that floats

no but they're gonna do any gay stuff there that's the thing that's why I was walking around with my big dick because

I was walking around with my big dick because is this where we show it is this like a picture pops up right here I was walking around with my big dick because I this where we show it? Is this like a picture pops up right here? I was walking around with my big dick because I didn't get any gay vibes. You know like car shows?

You have a badass car, you bring your car. That's how I was at the show. Like I brought the frog. Oh, you're the man. Yeah. Everyone's like, oh, let me touch it. And it wasn't gay. They're taking pictures, buying shit.

I saw a Korean man in the spa. He had a pretty big dick. Yeah, they exist. Yeah, he stood out. Most of them are fat. This guy was skinny, dude. big dick. Yeah, they exist. Yeah, he stood out. Most of them are fat. No, this guy was skinny, dude. And it was long. He had girth.

Yeah, girth, too. See, I've seen some fat chins. There it is. Steve's measuring stick. Yeah, some fat chins. Chin. That's about that big. You got some girth, too, huh?

Enough on the trip. We're going to talk more about this. Now we're going to talk more about this. Why does Nick have a baby bib on? I know. I'm a pilgrim. You need the other stuff. You need the other stuff.

You look like a big baby. Oh, you got the... This is a costume for eight-year-olds, so the whole thing didn't fit. Last second, I feel you. I see you bailed on the pilgrim hat. You just got me out here on my own. I just wanted a variety. Enough with the turkey gobbler talk. Chin has a me out here on my own. I just wanted a variety. Enough

with the turkey gobbler talk. Chin has a leprechaun hat on. I don't know what my hat is. Kyle's is on the verge of racist. Kyle's on the verge of racist. You can tell Chin has a whole thing about being sort of stylish because he don't have the hat on. He's got to tilt it a little bit. The camera's right there so I got to tilt it a little bit.

Chin smooth. Just a little bit. yeah. The camera's right there, so I got to tilt it a little bit. He's smooth, yeah. Just a little bit. Chin smooth over there. And then look at Kyle. And when I saw it, I was like, man. He looks great. Yeah, he looks like Pocahontas, though. A little bit.

For the beard. Indigenous Day or whatever the fuck. Tomorrow? Yeah, tomorrow. Yeah. Indigenous People's Day? And you know, in schools in LA, they don't really teach you about the pilgrims, all that shit.

They go in on the Indians. Well, they don't want to, they don't want to teach you about how the pilgrims were, you know, coming in and taking land that wasn't theirs. That's history though, man.

That's what they did back in the day. Hell yeah. And then they apologized and they all had a nice meal. Yeah, we gave them turkey. That's what we're saying Turkey came from.

History is written by the victor. They always say. Oh, my bad. We written by the victor, they always say. Oh, my bad. We keep winning. You know what I'm saying? Here we go. What do you got, Nick? Let's see what this guy has.

Brendan, Theo, Stevie, Eric, all the homies in that black and white booth. Thanksgiving's here. I got a debate club for you. Do you host that hitter at your pad or do you tag along at someone else's house? Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. I think we know this answer. We know the answer. But which do you prefer?

I prefer, I prefer, it depends on your place so if you have a nice place and you like sharing your nice place then yeah have it at your place but like if you have friends who got like got it going on i prefer to go there yeah if someone does it right like don't have me over in half ass right yeah if you're not gonna do it actually last year was the first year I ever, like, cooked myself. I made a turkey and I had, like, a couple of friends come over, another couple. It feels good, doesn't it? I was like, oh, man. I was like, this is great.

Now I got this Traeger grill, this smoker. Yeah. You smoking that turk? I'm not going to do it this year because of my. You smoking that turk? You know, you got to do it. Yeah. People deep fry them. They do all kind of stuff kind of stuff people be dying deep frying those but like if you have

somebody in your life that is into like they're really into cooking and that because you want to go there you want to go someplace where you feel like a family vibe and then so it just depends if you're going to create the family vibe at your place have it at your place but i like going to that place that you know there's always that person who's like you're coming over yeah they're all about it they're all about it so yeah i make a mean gravy so i force everybody uh eat my gravy what's so special about your gravy i learned it from my grandma i make it from the i make it from the the from the broth from the turkey yeah yeah it's homemade shit let that shit get up ralph stevie i know i know are you supposed to put the turkey in the oven that's the only way to do right

no people put it in the oven yeah smoke them to me i think smoked turkey is the best but it sucks in general yeah it does i like turkey it's really hard it's really hard to make a good juicy and tender like it's the worst white meat yeah i like all what's smoking it what is that smoking well it's just the it's the heat from the when you keep it closed the heat from the smoke it's in the meat yeah that's why you get like you have like certain types of like wood that's like that has like you know mesquite or chips all those chips yeah that's what i have i have a thing we have to put like it's tasty yeah it makes it really nice yeah maybe we should go over fucking eric's the deep fried was dangerous, though. What's he doing?

Because it's basically like a ball of ice, and we put it in there. It kills people. It blows up houses and shit. Every year, people get fucked up for it. What are they doing right there? What is that? Just showing examples of how dangerous it is. A lot of college kids get fucked up off it, but it turns into basically a missile.

Look at that thing. Look at that shit. And these are firefighters in there. Look at these idiots. That is that shit. And these are firefighters in there. Look at these idiots. That is crazy. Oh, my God. Yeah, basically turns into a little missile, a little meat missile. Yeah, right next to his garage.

Eric, growing up, would your mom do? We didn't do Thanksgiving like that. We always went someplace. Yeah. We just always went someplace. I grew up different. Cooking, when my mom cooked, it meant something special was going on because we went out to eat all the time.

Yep. So that's why when I would go to people's houses when I was a kid and their parents were cooking, I always thought like, oh man, there's something special going on. But I didn't realize. Whose birthday is it? Yeah, yeah. I didn't realize that's how most people did it. Yeah.

Because they couldn't afford to like, you know what I mean? So that was like, I didn't realize that's how most people did it. They did because they couldn't afford to, you know what I mean? So that was like, I grew up different that way. So now cooking is still, it feels special to me. And Stevie, your family all get together and do the turkey and everything? Oh, yeah. Yeah, we eat turkey. Koreans eat turkey, right, Chin? Every year.

We eat turkey. And your mom every year? We have all the same shit. All the kids come over, everyone gets around? Yeah, aunts, uncles, family. Everyone here have football on or no? I don't know I'm not too big into football

Wow Unreal Not too big into it What did you guys have on? Unreal Oh they had the karaoke going on Oh that's right You know what I mean?

I'm just an uptown girl What was the accent? Living in a lonely world For some reason No matter how thick the accent is They sing in perfect English Yeah That's Like the lead singer of Journey That's a compliment Has no accent For some reason, no matter how thick the accent is, they sing in perfect English. Yeah.

That's like the lead singer of Journey has no accent. That's a compliment. They can't say L's or nothing, but when it's time to sing, they're like, you know. They hit that journey. I don't know what's going on here. I don't like what's going on here. And Chin, you need to back this up. That was a compliment. That's a compliment.

That was a compliment. But the karaoke thing? Yeah. They sing perfect English. Or it sounds like perfect fucking English. It sounds fun. The dick stuff. Let's cut that out.

You think? Yeah. Dude, I'm telling you. Go to Wii Spa. Be a king. King or sting it. Dude, I tell Theo. Dude, if you're feeling down, walk in that Wii Spa with your dick out, dude.

Rub it out in the parking lot. Walk in there, man. Nothing gay about it. Let's see what this guy's got. I do got that neck beard. Yo, what's up, guys? Bobby Lee's fat cousin here, Vincent from Arizona, with a quick question

and a bit of a debate club for you guys. I'm actually wearing my Iron Mike Tyson Christmas sweater here. I'm trying to figure out gender right now. Dude, same. I'm not even kidding. My Iron Mike Tyson Christmas sweater here. Kiss me under the mistletoe. I'm trying to figure out gender right now. Dude, same.

I'm not even kidding. Justin Gaethje duked it out. One of the best fights. Christmas sweater here. I feel like Tyson would find that sort of offensive. And obviously we had Iron Michael Chandler and Justin Gaethje duke it out. One of the best fights that I've seen in a long time. Most exciting, rather. But the whole card was great. And Justin Gaethje duked it out in one of the best fights that I've seen in a long time.

Most exciting, rather. But the whole card was great. Question for you guys is, what is the best, the greatest, most exciting, most memorable sporting event you guys have ever experienced? I would just love to know from everybody. Obviously, we got a little bit of a different background from each of you guys. But thank you guys for what you guys are doing. Much love. It's a nice kid.

Buzz, buzz, young man. Go ahead, guys. Let's kick this off. I think the most memorable sporting event I can remember being at was the Mike Tyson-Spinks fight. Oh, Michael Spinks. Yeah, because I was at a friend's house. In the 80s? Yeah, it was a huge deal.

It was a huge deal. Everybody was talking about it and I'll never forget it because it was like this. The fight started, okay, the fight started and I went like this to reach for some chips.

You're fucked up. When I came back up, the fight was over. It was that fast? Yeah, they don't do it, bro. People are so mad, they complain and ask

for their money back. The fight was over like that. They wanted to sue Mike Tyson. It was that fast? Yeah. Yo, do it, bro. People are so mad they complained and asked for their money back. The fight was over like that. They wanted to sue Mike Tyson. It was like 90 seconds. He beat the shit

out of him. It was done. Yeah, it was done. It was done. I remember that so distinctly being like,

yes, here we go and leaning down to get some chips and playing and stuff and I came back up and everybody was like, wow!

And I was like, what happened? And there was no DVR back then. That was it. You had to see some chips. Yeah, you fucked up, dog. And I came back up and everybody was like, whoa! And I was like, what happened? And there was no DVR back then. That was it. You had to just see a replay. No replay? And they didn't show replays. Is this it? This is it?

Mm-hmm. You want to put the sound on? Yeah, this is great. Yeah, this is... So I'm sitting there like, here we go, guys. Here we go. How old are you?

Here we go. Stevie and Brendan announced the match. Mike Tyson just, I mean, literally just so aggressive. So now I'm thinking, here we go. And then remember, this is like the first real test for Tyson, too. Right hook, right hook. Like this was like the first big test for Tyson.

Going to the body. No, he'd already beaten some people up. Oh, that was a legal kind of hit right there. And then we've got 11 rounds, so a lot of stories we can get into tonight. Can't wait to talk about it all night. Yeah. You know what I mean? Is this in?

Where's this at? Is this Mass Square Garden? Oh. Donald Trump was in the ring. He heard him right there with that left. Dude, Donald Trump's been relevant for fucking ever. Okay, now as quick as we're thinking. No, this isn't the one.

Now, were you cooking? No, no, no, this isn't the one. There's no going, man. This has been a minute. No, no, no, this isn't the one. It's almost over. The one you're talking about is the guy has an afro. No, no, no.

He got off the floor with him. He was. No, no, this is the one. Oh, that left. Oh, he hurt him. He hurt him to the body too. To the body. And yeah, that was 90 seconds. Oh, that's the one. This is the one. Tyson had on those short shorts. Oh, he hurt him. He hurt his body to to the body. And yeah, that was 90 seconds

Oh, that's the one this is the one Tyson on those short shorts. Yeah, man, but I'm telling you like, you know The fight starts and you go, okay, they're not there excited. You're excited. They're still like they're doing this thing Yeah, you just kind of like alright, he's done. Oh, that's probably when you reach for the chips. Yeah He just told him like okay. I'm good to go. Well, you're like, oh, this is fun Let me get some of that people exactly it. Yeah, you think, okay, all right, he's going to get it. Is that queso off? That's what happened. I was like, what?

That happened. What happened? That happened. But I think that guy, in that first 60 seconds, he was like, I don't want none of this. He's like, that's not snowflake. That's not snowflake. Check it out. He was like, I don't want none of this. He's like, that's not snowflake. That's not snowflake. Check it out. He was like, I don't want none of this.

No one did. And then when he got hit, he was like, I'm done. Fuck this. I got paid already. I'm out. I'm out. Stevie, what's yours? I can't think.

I don't really can't remember a live sporting event. I really can't. No wrestling matches? Nothing? Yeah, you know what? No UFC? Seeing Bob wrestle, I think. Most memorable? Yeah. We need to take you to some sporting events, though. Yeah. no wrestling matches nothing yeah you know what no UFC seeing Bob wrestle I think most memorable yeah he took

we need to take you to some sworn events yeah he went to overtime he went to overtime with this kid we're talking high school and I remember

it was tied up and they went back to the circle and Bob did like a Bruce Lee no no the other guy tried to like psych him out

and was he a white guy no he was an Asian guy he was a Illinois guy so it was like, and then Bob, and then Bob blew him a kiss. He went, and Bob went down and picked him up,

beat him, double-legged him. And that's, I was so proud. That's kind of dope. I'll give you that. Yeah. Let's take another little break from chatting about pumpkin pie with the

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christmas i got tickets for my grandma uh to the last game of the season last right god shout out to grandma yeah and i went with her and her boyfriend del cal shout out del cal may he rest in peace and we went to the game he died died at the game? No, no, no. Game was awesome. We went to Brett Favre's Steakhouse in the morning at Tailgate. And then they weren't supposed to make the playoffs because the Vikings were going to win. And even if we won. What year is this?

2003. So that's when they had Dante Culpepper, Randy Moss. They were lit as fuck, yeah? Yeah. Robert Smith? That was a little earlier. But either way, if the Vikings won, we weren't going to make the playoffs. It didn't really matter.

So even though we were winning, the crowd was kind of down. But then they announced the Arizona Cardinals won on Hail Mary. And then we won. So it put us in the playoffs and the place went crazy. And it was the first home game after Brett Favre's dad died. So it was really emotional. And it was fucking the shit. Damn, thatuts, took your pants off. And it was the first home game after Brett Favre's dad died, so it was like really emotional and it was fucking the shit. God damn, that story's better than Stevie's.

Dude, I don't watch sports. Yeah, we needed Bobby to die in that. Just to make that. I thought Bobby broke his neck or some shit. Yeah, we killed the kid or something. And then the next week, they played in the playoffs against Matt Hasselbeck and it was overtime

and Matt Hasselbeck was like, we want the ball and we're going to score. And he threw a pick six and we went to the... Hilarious. That was against the Seahawks? Yeah. And Matt House Buck was like, we want the ball and we're going to score. And he threw a pick six. And we went. Hilarious. That was against the Seahawks? Yeah. And then they lost to the Philadelphia Eagles on 4th and 26th.

But good year. Good year. Great year. Great memory. Chin. Go ahead, Chin. Does that have to be something that I was at or something I just watched? No.

Yeah. Something you watched. Let me just throw this in, though. So I was actually at the Misha Tate-Ron Rousey UFC fight. That's dope. The second one. We were there live. It was incredible

but the one i saw on tv was and i didn't expect this to be great i just i don't even like it's not a huge deal but cup swanson and korean superboy oh my god that was that was like i was just the entire time i was like oh my god he's been out for a while i think he's uh serving his uh oh yeah that might be it is he dong yong kim that's not dong yong kim no no don't look at him he's not even doing it anymore yeah a different guy yeah korean super boy he was uh uh do ho choy do ho choy what weight class okay excuse me 145. wait about how that's different again now so it's like dumb young koi no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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I don't even know what to be in. Your last fight? Probably Bronco Super Bowl. Right. Bronco Super Bowl, they were so good, and they were good for so long with John Elway and Trell Davis. That's not really, but Give us a memorable memory. You know what I mean?

Like what's a memory? I remember when I thought I could do MMA when I was in college and I convinced all my roommates because, you know, everyone's broke in college and Fedor was fighting Crow Cop and we all pitched in for the pay-per-view and I remember watching it and I remember we were like drunk. I was like, I bet you I could beat those guys. I'm like, get the fuck out of here. Seven years later, I beat Croke up. That's pretty cool.

That is cool. Yeah. See, those are the kind of things. Like sports, like, you know what? I remember even a greater memory is the first time I saw Michael Jordan play. And I remember the game, too. I wasn't really into basketball. But it was the playoffs.

And it was the Bulls versus the Celtics. And I'm watching the game just because I had it on, you know, and the announcer was like, Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan. And I was like, yeah, he had 63. And I was like, well, God damn, who's this guy? And he was just murdering the Celtics. And after that, I was like, wow. I started watching basketball and wanting to play basketball because of that game.

Listen, in Colorado, we've had some great times. I remember when I was a kid, right, I played at University of Colorado, so I grew up wanting to be a Buffalo. And when Cordell Stewart, the Miracle in Michigan, they're playing at Michigan, he threw the Hail Mary to Westbrook and he caught it. My dad was holding my brother and threw him into the fan on accident. I remember that. Yeah, I remember that.

That's intense. I remember Randy Couture. It was the biggest live gate at the time. Not anymore. I think Izzy Adesanya beat them out in New Zealand. But at the time, it was the biggest live gate ever. It was in Toronto. And GSP was fighting Jake Shields.

And then Randy Couture and lito machito i think was co-main event on that and i was there doing guest appearances for the ufc and i was walking through the hallway on friday night the fight was on saturday and one of randy couture's uh jiu-jitsu coaches neil magnuson was uh a good buddy of mine and he goes hey we need you to help out with randy for his last practice i was like going to get beers and meet girls or some shit. I was like, ah. He's like, dude, get your ass there. I'm like, fuck it.

We're in the locker room? No, we're in the hotel. Oh, to train? He's like, go get your shit. I'm like, all right. I go get my shit, canceled all my other stuff. Get all my shit. We jump in these Hummers.

Randy Couture had an extreme couture gym in Toronto. So we go there. And I've never seen a dude train like that. He went like five hard rounds, like hard. And they're like, we need you to mimic Leo Machida. I'm like, what the fuck? Which I was like, all right. He's got a karate stance.

Dude, and so I'm like holding pads for Randy Katora, who I don't know that well. I'm like holding pads as a southpaw, like Leo Machida. And he misses the pad and hit me right in the fucking face. And I just remember going so hard. So the next night i'm at the fights i'm sitting cage side i'm like oh randy's about to fuck this dude up within a minute fucking front kick right to the face knocks his tooth out i remember that fight randy couture retired yeah i remember that one yeah you know what's crazy about fighting do you feel responsible a little bit no that's not your responsibility wait wait wait that's not your responsibility his shitty sparring

was the reason yeah I feel responsible but also they should be responsible for putting a guy who doesn't mimic Leo DiMatteo

no one can no one can mimic him he has his own style if there was other guys around that hotel he'd probably do it better see this is the thing about fighting

I just I never get I don't like it I just you know it's just too violent for me but I remember like all the Ronda R I just, you know, it's just too violent for me. But I remember, like, all the Ronda Rousey hype.

Ooh, that's, yeah. And it was like, it was like hype, hype, hype. And I was like, wow, what's going on? Oh, the Holly Holm. And I just don't like seeing women fight. That's just me. You know, I just. There's nothing wrong with that.

You know what I mean? You didn't grow up with it. Yeah, I didn't grow up with that. I think a lot of people feel that way. It was just like, but, but like, I think they even feel that way. You know what I'm saying? It's a little different now. Like, now you watch some, like watch certain women fight, like Rose. Even Misha at this point.

You watch her. You're in junk check and you're like, holy fuck. Amanda. Paige Van Zandt. Amanda Nunes. I don't like seeing anybody fight, but in particular. Shevchenko. You watch Shevchenko fight.

You're like, holy fuck. But when that chick beat up Ronda Rousey, I was like. Which one? Holly Holm or Amanda Nunes? The first time. Holly Holm. Holly Holm. But I was like,

what are we doing? Because the hype was so like... The kick was pretty hard to watch out. The kick in the face. Flush. The way she looked afterwards, I was like, why would you ever want to do that again? Yeah, I hear you. Did she retire after that fight? No, she came back and fought a man in New York. It went even worse.

That one you definitely don't want to watch. But I think she might have been thinking about that. I think after you get... You believe the hype? Don't get me started. There's a number of things that went down. I'm saying you believe the hype, but after you get beat like that... But also Dana was like, she's the Mike Tyson of boxing.

No, she's a jiu-jitsu specialist. So you got her falling in love with her striking. Then you're putting her against world-class strikers. And then she's thinking she's the Mike Tyson. It was the perfect storm to get her fucked up. Head movement. Yeah, because that Holly Holmes chick, that's her name, right? Holly Holmes, the picture's daughter.

First of all, I'm not into fighting, but I remember seeing that, and when they got into the ring, my first thought, novice. No, no, nothing about it. I was like, that big girl's going to beat the shit out of this little one. She was taller. That was just my thought I was like there's no way this little chick is gonna beat this big chick

don't get twisted though Ronda was a fucking beast no I did that but the way that other one was just just the way they even

started moving it didn't look like she was gonna ever be able to beat her it caught up with her right she had no striking she needed to work on her strength.

I could go on sports shit all fucking day. Well, hold up, Nick. I wanted to correct my sports story. Kisuji Sakuraba. Against? Just all the Gracie. I just remember seeing that series. What about Fujita? What was that? Do you like Fujita too? No, I like Sakuraba.

Sakuraba, legend. Yeah, because he was like doing tumble. He had his own style. He was a beast. Yeah, so Sakuraba. Did he break Koi's arm? Yeah, he broke- Yes, he refused to tap out Henzo. Henzo.

He broke Henzo's- Ooh, that sounds terrible. Do you remember the Kimura he did? Yeah. Ooh. Gracie's don't tap. Oh, hey, how about this, guys? You guys don't even remember this.

You're going to be able to look this up. I remember watching this as a kid and glow was on the gorgeous ladies of wrestling and this chick broke her arm on live tv and that's when you realized it wasn't but they played it up like well i can't believe that this happened shit and they act like they did on purpose but of course it was obviously in the 70s no it was it was 80s what was it was it? Yeah, it was the 80s. Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling. She in a bikini. One piece bikini. Broke her arm.

Is this it? And then they made a Netflix show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, and it's based off that? It was real. Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling was real. It lasted for, I don't know how long it lasted. It was real. Yeah, yeah. But it was real fake. It was like WWF.

Is anyone a big WWE fan? I grew up big. Well, it was WWF. Like the Warrior. Yeah. Macho Man. Jimmy Superfly Snooker. Coco Beware.

Dude, once again. Billy Jim. Yeah. Brett the Hitman Hart. Tatanka. The Bass Brothers. Remember the British Bulldog? Oh, yeah.

Dude, remember Yokozuna? And remember where his thong went up his ass was all brown? Remember that? Remember Ricky the Dragon? He was so boring. No, I don't remember that one. I like The Undertaker. I remember I was such a...

That's later. I was such a Macho Man Randy Savage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're WWF. You're 50. I remember I was a Macho Man Randy Savage fan. I would fall, and I didn't want to, and then I would just go, Macho Man, Macho Man. Oh, I love Macho Man.

Oh, the Macho Man Savage. Yeah, brother. Macho Man. Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm going to fletch on you one last sporting event. My uncle, who's like my hero and who passed away, rest in peace, but he never saw me playing a game, and then he flew out to Colorado when we played Kansas.

He flew out to Boulder. I was playing for University of Colorado. And we played the Kansas Jayhawks, and it was like we were down like six points. It was like third quarter. It wasn't going well. I was on the punt return team, and I blocked the punt, and we returned it for a touchdown, and then we beat the fuck out of them. But that was like my best game I ever played, and my uncle was in the stands.

But you were on special teams? At that time, I was special fullback. I played offense and special teams. Oh, wow. It was like special team captain. Oh, so you were doing a lot of blocking. Yeah. Man, that's just full contact.

Wedge buster. Wedge buster. It was a nightmare. Yeah, I'm sure that was more violent than UFC. Yo, way more. Isn't that crazy? Wait, not even close. Not even close.

Because every single play is a full contact. I'm running 50 yards as fast as I can running another human being. Yeah. Oh, it's way dangerous. Nightmare.

Yeah. They outlawed wedges now. You can't do that on kickoffs. I don't know the terminology. Can you explain that to me? When you kick it off, the person who gets the ball in front of them,

four guys will basically almost... It's a wall of human flesh and then there's these kamikaze guys that run and break the wedge so the other guys can get in there and tackle the player. I was the kamikaze guy that would break the wedge. It was a nightmare. And I was, like, known for it.

How would you do that, though? Like, you put your shoulder into it? Head, shoulder, whatever it takes. That's what they're saying. They believe that there's concussions on every single play on the offensive and defensive line. Oh, not even close. And then I remember.

That's where the most things. By far. By far. And then the thing is, is on Monday, at the time, like, we didn't know about CT and stuff like that. At the time, they would, like, highlight, like, oh, look at Sean blow up this guy. And I'm like, dude, my fucking head's ringing, man. Yeah. It's like, oh, you got your bell rung.

And they're, like, laughing. I'm like, all right. I was on Adam Ruins Everything. And that particular episode was about the football, about just trashing football and about how all of this violence that goes on every single play that they don't even talk about. As a public viewer, we always think about a receiver going over the middle and getting hit, and we think that's the most violent thing.

Not even realizing that on the offensive-defensive line, the amount of violence that goes on every single play is surprising. I'd make this comparison. It's like think about if you're watching a boxing match and you see the right hands. Everyone knows the right hand that knocks a guy out. But imagine every single punch he's landing. It's just a jab.

Where it's not huge, but it's a jab every single time that's landing. That's offense-defense. Every single time. It's not these huge hits. But that's why boxing seems more violent than UFC, right? Boxing's more dangerous. More dangerous. Not more violent.

Is there cheap tactics like fishhooking someone? In football? Yeah, in football they're like cheap tactics. No, not really. I think boxing's definitely worse because in ufc if you get knocked down if you're concussed then it's over you call it but in boxing they're like 10 seconds and you can you're definitely out of it but they're you can cuss three times yeah just seeing muhammad later in his life i just was like i was out on boxing i just it was like one of those things where i was like yeah he just was like you know It was like one of those things where I was like, yeah, he just was like, you know, I was like, it has to be from the boxing.

My thing is with boxing, and Showtime would kill me if I was, but I'm leaving them in December. But with boxing, it's like, you know, I have young kids. Show a young kid, even like a teenager, boxing. Show them a Canelo fight. Monster, absolute monster. Knocks them out in like the 10th round, whatever. Show them a box fight.

Then show them Justin Gaethje and Michael Chandler. Show them a Canelo fight. Monster. Absolute monster. Knocks him out in like the 10th round. Whatever. Show them a box fight. Then show them Justin Gaethje and Michael Chandler. Go, which one do you prefer to watch? Not 100 out of 100 kids go, I'm going to watch this fucking UFC fight. That's real fighting. Boxing, it's going to be tough, man, to get young. And they struggle with it now. It's an old man's sport.

Well, the problem with this is it's not. To me, we want leagues. We want it to be It's an old man's sport. Well, the problem with this is it's not, to me, like we want leagues. We want it to be like here's the boxing season. We want to see a chart that these guys are doing like five fights, six fights, and it gets to a point where it's like. You can understand it. We can understand it. The best face the best. And I want scoring after every round.

I want to know where it is. I want to know where we are. You get that at the end. Every single round. No, you get it at the end, though. I want every single round. There's too many rounds in boxing. No, I want to know where it is. I want to know where we are. You get that at the end. Every single round. I want every single round. There's too many rounds in boxing. No, I need to know. Imagine how it would change the fight if you knew, alright, you got to knock this guy out to win.

In MMA, they're starting to do that. Denver just passed it. The problem with that, I had Big John on Food Truck and I argued that. I'm like, dude, open scoring. What the fuck are we doing? Heat. So Big John, for you guys that don't know, Big John. Oh, McCarthy. McCarthy created the rules that the UFC lives by.

Every commission goes off his rules. He created it? He created it. I didn't know that. He's been at it forever. He created it. And he goes, here's the problem with open scoring. It was, let's say it's a five-round fight, and you're fired, and you're up four rounds.

And you look at the scorecard, and they flash it on the screen before you go up for the fifth round, what are you going to do that fifth round? Shake it out. Or let's say you're up three. No, no, I'll tell you. You're up 3-0. You're going to look for the finish in the fourth and fifth? No, you're going to stall. No, no, no, here's what I'm saying.

Yeah, you're going to be boring. No, what I'm saying is that what we would do is once you're up four, the fight's over. Oh, so end it. That's what I'm saying. It's over. But then you're taking away the guy. He has the possibility of knocking that

guy out in the fifth round, which makes great fights. Which has happened. But then if the guy needs to, then that's what I'm saying. Then let the score be known because now it's about the other guy not getting knocked out and this guy trying to knock him out. And we know. I'm with you. I'd be open for it. But in boxing, it's terrible because

like 12 round fights. It's too long. Because remember that. The first six rounds, they feel each other out and we're all bored Oscar remember that Oscar de la Hoya fight he was fighting again what was his big rival another Latin guy and they had this great fight and I thought Oscar de la Hoya won that fight but like there was a certain point in the fight where he like led up because he was like well I got this in the fight where he like let up. Cause he was like, well, I got this one. That's how box. And he lost the fight. And the scorecard.

Boxing stuff gets so crooked. That's why they don't want to put the score out. Boxing's the most crooked sport in the world. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Put the score on so we can know what's up. Look at Canelo, Triple G.

The real boxing rules should be once you up here, once you're up, like, so if it's a 12 round fight, once you're up, so if it's a 12-round fight, once you're up six rounds, you only have one round left, and the other guy's got to knock you out. You know what I'm saying? It's like when you're a kid and you play the 21 rule.

If we're playing baseball outside, we get up 21-0, it's over. Done. Yeah, it's a waste of time. Sure, Shane Lamosi? No, no, it was another one. It was a Latin guy. Was it Fernando Vargas? Yeah, Varishane Lamosi? No, no, it was another one. That was a good rival. It was a Latin guy. Was it Fernando Vargas? Yeah, Vargas was good.

It's either Vargas or it was another one. Trinidad. Yes. And remember that fight? Will you give me another one with ice? I thought he won that fight. Oscar was tearing him up. I'm talking about combinations.

Tiger Thick, baby. Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow. Next thing you know, last three rounds, and they gave it to fight the other guy. I was like, what? Thanks, Pocahontas. That's the judges. It was corrupt. I was out on that.

That's why I was like, my eyes see something, and you're going to take that away? I'm out. All right. Good luck pitching a young kid boxing these days. Here's UFC. Here's boxing. Every kid's like, dude, fucking give me UFC. Ooh, Showtime's on the line.

Hold on a second. I'm already out, Doug. All right. UFC. Ooh, Showtime's on the line. Hold on a second. I'm already out, Doug. We have a Sink My Ink here from some old guys really excited about his neck tat. Oh, hey. What's up? What a surprise. Look who it is.

Uh-oh. Oh, no. Oh, no. He leveled up. He's hardcore now. He stepped it up, didn't he? He leveled up. He's hardcore now. He stepped it up, didn't he? He got another one. And it means something. Does it?

A lot of people are asking, is it real? And I always respond with, well, are there too many revolving hosts on King of the Sting because Theo's out of town all the time? Oh, ouch. Oh, Chris. Ouch. Wow. Oh, that hurt. Funniest guy in the world. Hey, Brandon. Ouch. Wow. Oh, that hurt. Funniest guy in the world.

Hey, Brandon. Hey, Stevie Weeby. And hey, Eric Griffin. Thanks, Doug. I just figured I'd stop by and show you the new ink because not many people have seen it. I posted it on my Instagram. It came out good. I figured I'd show you on video.

I absolutely love it. Anyway, I hope things are going well. Sink my ink or whatever you call it. Yeah. Yeah, you know what it is, dude. Yeah, it looks good. Don't act like you know what it is. Yeah. It's different now. That's the dumbest shit I've ever seen a grown man do. Well, what is it? You're supposed to have that

tat already on and you get it to your 40s and you're like, yeah. Well, what does it say? You don't get to 40 and then have a damn tattoo. Oh, it says 40? I don't know what it said. No, what does it say? 40? So the meaning of 40, I talked to him about it.

There's nothing worse explaining tattoos in the fucking world. When someone's like, what's it mean? You're like, oh my God, it's personal, dude. Yeah, he might as well

have been a tramp stamp. Yeah, for him. So 40 is a special number for him because 40 is the amount of days when his son was born, his wife's birthday. And then also when him and his wife... There's all these coincidences of 40.

Fuck off, man. Fuck off. Fuck you. Fuck him. He was trying to explain this bullshit. This is why you can't explain tattoos. See how sensitive he was trying to get? Make sure you play some sensitive-ass music

when he's doing that, all right? You know, it makes a lot... Play some Cermon Glock one for me. Yeah, play some... Iass music when he's doing that. All right? You know, it makes a lot. Play some Sarah McLachlan for me. Yeah, play some. I'm just saying, that's his description. You have no tattoos, huh? No. No.

I'm not going to get a tattoo over 40. Getting a tattoo over 40. Sting it. Sting it. I dig it. That gave me the motivation to get my neck tattoo finally. I've won one forever You let this you let this motherfucker

Not on my neck here I get on the back of my neck though, so you can't see you're gonna get a neck tramp stamp Already it's not a big deal. Well Chris like I don't get why you don't do it. I'm like, because I already look like a Hell's Angel, dude. Like, I'm trying to sell tickets, bro. I still have a chance in Hollywood. You don't. I know. Ouch.

Chris let us know he's never acting again. No, he doesn't. I told Brian, I go, dude, you don't have to worry about Hollywood. Just get tatted on the face. Fuck it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I still got a chance. Brian should get one that says old ass man right on his forehead.

No, he should just get rinks. Yeah. Fucking hair. Yeah. Or he should get always tired underneath his eyes. No, you know what? If you get a neck tat, you're going to look so much more like Mexican. Yeah, I know.

You already got a weird. I need to check your DNA. Me too. I don't trust that you're Irish. You know what I mean? You're Irish? No, I'm English-Italian. Oh, you're Italian. I don't mind Irish.'re Irish you know I'm English Italian but you can

get up saying so you get it's kind of already got like a little sort of ethnic look trust me I know yeah I think I feel like it's need to double down on the cops already want to pull you over yeah he's not a Mexican a Ferrari when they see the neck tramp they gonna be like oh get him that's like my special super self-conscious about my tattoos and i was like man you think i should show my tattoos and so i text all my boys i should have texted you because you've been comedy for 100 years uh literally theo chris everyone's like dude do you yeah you have to like all your fans know you have tattoos yeah yeah yeah anybody who doesn't

you're already a guy's guy doing comedy anyway so it's not like you're like some odd looking guy like me like that's that you know where it's about that stuff you already everything you represent is that so you need the point is i mean the special is called the bro whisper that's what i'm saying yeah yeah you're good yeah no i brought them i want a neck tattoo i love chris don't do that now i'm definitely doing it you should be like ah do it dude and then i'd be like really you're that guy I'm that guy oh my god you're that stubborn

I'm so in you need a good tattoo artist out there hit me up we'll put it on the show I got one he'll travel here we could do it on air

I was just gonna say Nick I know a dude shout out to Dresden is he good though bring his Instagram up Nick Dresden made he goes by Dresden made

I know what you're saying. You don't want to be like live in the shitty tattoos. We have tattoos. We have like that Ewok on your arm. He did this. Okay, well, it's a crooked scissor. It's Dresden what? Dresden Made.

D-R-E-S-D-E-N. Is that melted scissors? Yes. No, it's a crane scissors. It's what? Dude, watch what you're about to say, brother. Is that for scissor arm? Watch your mouth right there, brother.

Is that for scissor, bro? Is that for scissor, bros? Yeah to say, brother. Watch your mouth. Is that for Scissor Bros? Is that for Scissor Bros? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Jeremiah, I'm trying to get him to get a tattoo. Yeah, Dresden made. Jeremiah goes. Look at that. Oh, he's fucking good.

I would do that. He could travel here. Is he in LA? Yeah, he'll travel here. I'm down. He'll bring the kit here. Yeah, don't say kit, but yeah, I'm down. Would you be able to talk as you got your neck tattooed?

For sure. Yeah. I could actually make it pass. And I can drink. It'd be great. I, but yeah, I'm down. Would you be able to talk as you got your neck tattooed? For sure. Yeah. It'd actually make it pass. And I can drink. It'd be great. I'll take some painkillers. It'd be great. He's skilled.

We'll get real fucked up on air. No, he looks super skilled. Yeah. That's him? I've never got. No. No, I can't. I was like, yeah, he looks like a snowboarder.

So Nick, we're on the same page there. I just don't have a desire to get a tattoo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At your age, though, it's like fucking. Yeah, what would I get? You know? Look at my hair. I'm hairy. You get something for your girl. You have that hair's distracting... What would I get? Look at my hair. I'm hairy.

You get something for your girl. Yeah, that hair's distracting. She'd love that. Oh, you're super hairy. Yeah. You got hairy chest and shit and back hair. What do you got?

You got hairy shoulders and shit like Andrej Oloski? No, no, no. It's not crazy, but I do have weird patches of hair. On your back? You got that duck tail

down by the asshole? Yeah, like right above my butthole. Yeah, yeah, duck tail. It's a duck tail. Like a fucking yarmulke. You know what I mean? Same. a duck tail. It's a duck tail. Like a fucking yarmulke. You know what I mean?

Same. Nick's hair. It's just ridiculous. Look at that beard. And I'm getting those random pop-ups all over the place. Dude, I got to like, so when I'm shaving, I got to go like this. I got to go. What about down here? What's the hair looking like downstairs?

You got a bush. You're a bush guy. Sting that. Sting that. All that stuff. Eric, a bush guy. Sting that. Sting that. I'll answer that. Eric, a bush guy. Yeah, I got it. He's old school, man.

But I shave it. All those old school guys rock with that. Oh, you shave it? Yeah, you got to shave. In the shower? How do you do it? Well, your girl's younger, so she probably wants you to shave. Oh, yeah, yeah.

She's just like, you know. Shout out Manscaped. It's so hard to shave, though, because I literally have hairs. What's this? People don't realize the hairs are actually on your dick too you know what I'm saying there's hair on your dick you have a hair yeah on your penis sorry that you're that you have no hair on your body since you were born which is actually that definitely time stamp that did you see the time stamp picture the guy made Did you see that time stamp Picture that

That was awesome Exactly what we asked for And he did it It was great You should get hair on your nuts I understand the nut hair But on your dick No I have a few

Stragglers on my shaft The shaft Yeah it's on the shaft Long ones Which part is the shaft Not the tip The trunk dog The trunk

The trunk Yeah What you hold on to So you have little hairs Growing out of the shaft Yeah I shave those off so it looks bigger. Hey, Stevie, real quick. Chin's not circumcised, are you?

No, I'm circumcised, yeah. Oh, really? Well, you're born here. He's not a dirty monster. I was born here, yeah. He's not a... Hey! Chin, you ain't circumcised.

He's not a filthy beast. So you got the extra skin? I mean, it's a little bit extra skin, but... No, it's perfectly clean. Chin has a wizard's sleeve. Oh. No, I'm circumcised. You can't even tell, though.

You can't even tell. Who else? No, you know what? You know what? Nick has an anteater. No, no, no. I don't trust Chin. No.

We got to ask his girl to come in and tell us about his dirty dick. No, Chin's been very open. He has a sleeve. I told Brendan, too, like a different show. My girl didn't even know I wasn't circumcised. Let me check it out. She thought I was. Damn, dog.

You know how to say different show. That's why he's always posting. It's not like you're on NBC and CBS. It's not like you're Dave Letterman.

Do you have to soap up the skin? On a different network. Just like the way you would wash your dick, I wash my dick the same way. You pull the hood back and then wash it out.

You say pull it back. It's just like barely like this. It probably gets cheesy. No, no, no. Does it get cheesy? It'll get cheesy if you don't wash it.

Does it smell funky? It doesn't look like a bag of stuff. No, no. There's no ant eater stuff. I got lucky. Nick, you don't have an ant eater? No, no. For some reason,

I thought you did. He's from Wisconsin. I feel like they're lazy. They don't want any kind of ethnicity over there. I appreciate that. I feel like Nick had an anteater with a beard. Nick's anteater has a goatee. When he pulls it back, it's just a bush.

Big Mike, what are you working with? You got an anteater on you? I do. You do? Oh, you do yeah oh you do you want to tell them who big mike is yeah yeah big big mike uh worked out with us at zoo culture this morning he won the fan contest to work out with the crew chappelle shout out to big where is that jim zoo it's off the desoto in woodland hills oh you guys worked out yeah

big mike's strong maybe now you'll see it on the the vlog. I go for a PR, a personal best. I try to bench 430. I didn't get it. Jesus Christ, dude. That's a lot of weight, man. I did 420. When are you going to ever need that? We'll see, dude.

The world's crazy. Like you're going to be outside Ralph's, and somebody's going to be like, oh, dude, I got a 430 pounds of shit. Can you help me with this? And you're like, I sure can. You say that this and you're like you say that you say that though but when i passed that accident that kid need help out of the car your boy exactly open the open the car door yeah okay he man uh but stevie could probably do that because the adrenaline you know it's like a mom lifting a car yeah i don't look i should but i don't i don't know how much i could bend

you're asking mark a bunch of questions at the hog. I'm barely hitting these push-ups. You know what I'm saying? This guy's got a kink or stink voice. What's up, Rat King? Lord Brennan. Thank you, sir. Got a date club for y'all.

When chicks call you daddy. Love it. Yeah, it's kind of weird, right? Nah. Brennan, I feel like you like it. It's because you it's kind of weird, right? Nah. I feel like you like it. It's because you're dating a Latina, right? Yeah. Me too.

I'm married to one as well. Yeah, good luck, bud. But when they call you Poppy. No, love it. Same shit. Poppy. Love it. Daddy.

Nothing better. I think Poppy sounds a little better than Daddy. But the way you said it, you creeped out. Let me think what y'all think and hey chin whip your dick out for this how do you know i knew he was fishing yeah that's awesome oh this guy's where's the yeah he's fishy it's like mashville or some shit oh shit oh damn you have the flippers on it's like tubing yeah it's tubing wouldn't that scare the fish away chin no i mean it's just slow oh really yeah have you done quiet tubing i've been wanting to go forever so hopefully he's got me nowhere Tubin, yeah, it's tubin. Wouldn't that scare the fish away, Chin? No, I mean, it's slow. Oh, really? Yeah.

Have you done that? It's quiet. Tubin fishing. I've been wanting to go forever, so hopefully this guy will let me know where. Yeah, the whole vibe. Why? What? He didn't say hello to me.

He didn't say hello to me either. Yes, he did. No, he didn't. No, he didn't. Hey, you guys are out of your mind if you don't think Garrett's called daddy around the house. You're an older dude. We're good by you, daddy.

She doesn't do that. Really? Yeah. That's not her thing? That's disappointing. But I have been called that pre. He was like, you're gonna be naked tonight. And I was like, whatever you say. Daddy. Whatever daddy says. Are you proud of him?

Boner. Confirmed. Yeah, but she's saying that to a dude that's not really that. So that's why. Well, Machine Gun Kelly's not that. You don't fuck with Machine Gun? No, no. Machine Gun Kelly is a young dude.

Younger than her, right? Younger than her. Yeah, but daddy's like a sexy, like. You know what I mean? It's like. No one likes to be called daddy, man. I do. I get this all the time when I'm at shows and the girls are taking pictures.

I get that, you know Now Stevie Stevie I I love no one I feel like they want to create a diaper on T, but I don't think I feel like they want to cradle you They might call you Monty But I don't think Out of anybody He don't give off daddy vibes Kyle you get called daddy

Probably not Smaller I feel like It's the beard The only thing I have going for me Is between my legs So that produces the daddy Oh you got a dick on you

Yeah Do you You do Kyle You got that Ohio dick That's the only thing God gave me Kyle you got a dick on you? Yeah. Do you? You do, Kyle? You got that Ohio dick? That's the only thing God gave me. Kyle, you got a good one? Yeah, he didn't give me a high anyway. You got a Louisville slugger down there?

Yeah. You got the thickness? What's going on down there? Yeah, I think it's just a short person thing. God gave me that, and that's really all he gave me. Is it thick or long? It's both, really. It's both, really.

Let me check it out in the back. It's like a Red Bull. It's like a Red Bull cam. Tell us when to stop. Tell us when to stop. Tell us when to stop. Kyle, look. Nick, you dig the daddy stuff? Are we doing girth?

Megan Fox would say it to me. I've never dated a Megan Fox. I don't know. You've never had a girl call you daddy? You've got to start living, Bubba. And you're single? I've hooked up with Latinas and they say poppy. Like he said, that's a little more palatable for me.

I think Kyle might be... Is it because you grew up without a dad? Is that too dark? It really was dark. Too much? I never thought about that. That's why you don't like it. My dad was awesome. So when they called me daddy...

I burst out crying. Yeah. You get mad? You were never there what does poppy mean what is that that's that's latin for dad what's que rico oh que rico i don't know that sounds nice when you say yeah i'll fuck you right now i see it in videos he said again i said again oh que rico oh i don't know. Do you know what that means? Steve can be one of those 976 numbers. Que rico.

It's like, oh, how good. Oh. No, I just seen him promote the porn. They say that. Oh, papi. I just want to see what Steve's searching for. No, you don't. Let's go.

Let's wrap it up here. VPNexpress.com, Steve. Promo code shop. So that's all we got. We're going to end. We's wrap it up here. VPNExpress.com's team. Promo code shop. So that's all we got. We're going to end. We won't watch them together, but a montage of some King of the Sting fans saying what they're thankful for. Let's go out saying what we're thankful for. I'll say, you know what?

I'm thankful for being a part of King of the Sting. Yeah, me too. I'm thankful for being here. I'm thankful I have a roof over my head. I'm thankful that I could eat every day. Just the basics. Yeah. His hot plate.

The essentials. You know? He's thankful for that really nice air conditioning in the bathroom. I mean, I'm thankful for you guys, man, because, you know, with King the Sting, and I told Theo this, for King the Sting, you know, fans know what's up. Obviously, you know, Theo living in Nashville makes it tougher when we get back here all the time.

So we've had rotating guests, and I have to tell Theo, I'm like, it sucks for me, dude. I want to do a show with consistent people. I don't want a new guest every time. I don't mind doing it. It's what I do. I've been in podcasts so long, I don't mind doing it. But also, I want some regular fucking host, man.

And then when you guys came in just you know it just clicked and made so much easier so i'm super thankful for you guys chin nick big mike kyle big dick christian christian meatball who passed away but uh yeah the whole squad man you know thanks for a deal you know he does his best to get here it's a beast man you know you're from to Nashville. Like, for him to come back all the time is tough, man. How long is that flight, dude? Almost four hours, man. I'm thankful everyone

come out to Everett this Saturday. Everett, Washington. Everett Theater, one night, one show only. That's Everett, Washington, 30 minutes outside Seattle.

It's a theater. That bitch is almost sold out. Come on out. A few tickets are left. And then bring in the New Years with your thick friend here in this weird cowboy hat, the Pilgrim Fuckboy here.

I will be in Fort Lauderdale Dania Improv December 30th through January 1st. New one. I'm the first headliner there. So whole squad's going out there. It's bringing the New Year with your thick friend here. That's it, man. And then also, Thick Boy restocks the store Friday morning at thickboy.com

9 a.m. Black Friday. Be 20% off. And then also we're restocking all the camo workout gear and some jerseys. So if you missed out, now's your chance. They're going to go fast. Yeah, I'm in town this week. I'm in L.A. this week. So you can see Comedy Store, Laugh Factory, those places.

And then I'm going to be in Tem you can Comedy store Laugh factory Those places And then I'm gonna be in Tempe Improv In a couple weeks I'm also doing A one night at Flappers Okay Flappers is great

Best food Best food in LA As far as comedy works Yeah So I'm doing that I think it's like A Thursday night The 9th

I think that's when it is December December 9th I got one day Is it Friday Yeah I think it's a Thursday I. December? December 9th. I got one day. Is it Friday? Yeah. I think it's a Thursday.

I got one day. You got room for your boy? Scissor Bros Live, January 8th in Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania. Wow. We're doing a live podcasting event. You guys doing a ride out there? What's going on? We're doing a live podcasting event there. Good for you.

Look, Steve's getting out here, y'all. All right. Happy Thanksgiving. We love you guys. Eat some stuff and pecan pie for your boy here. Stevie Weeby used to wrestle down at Pallway Now he only pitting boys in the hallway This ain't the greatest show on earth and what you call that Eric Griffin with him, he the Nate Dogger podcast

Yeah, the whole crew sick, it's the kink and the stink What up, Chin? What up, Nick? Stevie Weeby, Eric Griffin just walked in and got it lit You can't forget about Brendan, he still need everything. Thick, thick, thick. Still got the bees in the trap trapping. Still the king in the sting, so quit asking. If you know, then you know it's a cat's thing.

Ball and chain, hair swang like the rat king. King in the sting, back with the crew. We got Stevie, Weeby, Eric Griffin, Brendan, Theo too. Yeah, you know how we do it, so just tune in for the laughs. King and the Sting I'm thankful for a couple things. Uh, one, definitely my girlfriend. She's done a lot for me in the year, going on a year and a half that we've been together. So I'm definitely thankful for her. Um, obviously thankful for family because without family,

where would you be? You know, they help you whenever you need help and stuff like that. And then I'm thankful for like podcasts, if we're being honest with ourselves, you know, podcasts really help you get to the day to make the day fly by and you really grow a bond with the people that you listen to.

So happy Thanksgiving to y'all guys at King and the Sting crew. Bless you all. Yo, what up King and the Sting fam? It's your boy Travis coming out of Eugene, Oregon. Just want to hit you guys up and let you know what I'm thankful for. You know, I got the obvious, like, roof over my head, good food to eat, friends, family, but it's not really about us, is it?

I spoke with a native man the other day. I sat down and I asked him how he felt about Thanksgiving. He looked me dead in the eyes and he said, brother, this is how it went down. Years ago, they tried to... Years ago, they tried to... Ah, fuck it, man. Happy Thanksgiving, guys.

I love you all. Keep up the good work. Slang, slang, drugs, drugs. King and the Sting. My name is Adam. I'm from the UK. I'm looking at myself and my bald head rather than the camera right now. I just wanted to send this video to say that I am grateful for my sobriety.

I haven't smoked in over a year and two months, three months almost. I haven't drunken in over, near enough two years, I think. And I am grateful for all of the things that you guys do with your online content in the creation of a community of sorts. So thank you very much to all you podcasting comedians and happy new

year and merry christmas in the wrong order hello theo hello brendan happy thanksgiving i'm kidding nintendo anyway five things i am thankful for this year are one as always my mom for raising me by herself. Two, the shipping container my parents met on to make me. Three, Stevie Weeby's appearances on King of the Sting. Hilarious. Four, my ESL teachers for teaching me English. Five, I made a new friend at church who makes these for me. Happy Thanksgiving.

Hey, buh-buhs. Happy Thanksgiving. This year has been crazy. A lot of ups, a lot of downs. I'm sitting at 223 from 451. You know your boy. I just wanted to give a special happy Thanksgiving shout out very thankful to my boy Brendan to my boy Kyle Christian to my boy Nick to

my boy Theo Eric and even Stevie even though he beat my ass I'm so thankful for you all thank you guys for being in my life being a friend and just literally making my dreams come true I couldn't ask for anything more ever I feel like I am accomplished in life I love you guys happy Thanksgiving get some more fucking turkey yeah