The Golden Hour - Episode 150: Old Yeller

Episode Date: December 3, 2021

Theo is back in his seat and the guys recap their Thanksgiving celebrations and talk Theo's leaking tires and visit to Alabama, SteeBee's sad dog story involving Bobby Lee, a Ghislaine Maxwell vs Jussie Smollet trial debate, all new Flaunt My Aunt's, male perms and much more! Get your King and the Sting merch at katsmerch.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This is very dangerous. No, I mean, you're sitting like a bad bitch right now. Yeah. This is a good day, man. This is the way it should be. I love it. Like you waiting for Humpty Dumpty to show up.

Hell yeah, you that gravy, dog. Self-checkout. Back off my broccolini. Get your life together. It is. Don't touch me, bro. I'm not touching you, dude. My car, the air got out of the tire. Really? You got a flat tire? Not flat, but the air got out. You still twerking that Jeep around here?

The air got out. Is the Jeep here or is it a truck? What do you mean the air got out? The air was in there. And then it left. And that was not in there. I mean, I didn't do it. You know what I'm saying?

Probably, who knows? A couple of brothers probably popped in and copped a sip. That's fair. You know? And with all the crime going on. This is a great day, man. It was a smash and grab for the air. It was a smash and grab for his air out of his tire.

It was an air smash and grab. Somebody got it. I'm happy just looking at this. This is beautiful, man. Memories. Look at this. Boy. I love it.

I love it. It's a reunion, baby. This is the way it's supposed to be, guys. What's up, dawg? I fucking love this. Oh, man. I'm gonna chill.

Can we end the hate? Can we end the hate? Are you happy? Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know. But you act like I wanted to be over there. Keep going. Keep going.

Jesus Christ. I love it. I feel more uncomfortable over here. No. I like being over there. No, dude. That's the king's throne. Take ownership of your fucking show.

This is you. This is the way it's supposed to be. Phil wants to be like an assistant coach. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he's a main coach. No, no, no, no. But he wanted to be an assistant coach, but still be like this. Put in Steve.

Yeah. No, I have no business. Head coach is like, I thought I was the head coach. No, no, no, no. But he wanted to be an assistant coach but still be like this. Put in Steve. Yeah. No, I have no business. Head coach is like, I thought I was the head coach. Well, you know. He's like the GM sitting on the bench. Yeah. I like sitting by Steve. No, no.

This is the way it is. No, he just wants to get his hands on Stevie. We're on the bench. You got to walk over every now and then so he can kind of touch you. No, no. I respect. It's respect. I respect that.

This is what I respect. I like this. I don't know if this is what God wanted, you you can kind of touch it. No, no, I respect. It's respect. I respect that. This is what I respect. I like this. I don't know if this is what God wanted, you know? No, I deserve... God wants to steal his hands on that body, dog. This is the way it's supposed to be. I'm going to pet that koi, baby. Hell yeah.

You can pet it if you want, buddy. I got nothing but respect. Nothing but respect. Yeah, dude. Dude, I want to freaking... Is Steve fishy? I want to lawnmow that bok choy, Pam. You feel me?

Let's go. This bok choy? Yeah. Oh, damn, dog. I got hair, too. I got hair, too. that bok choy, Pam. You feel me? This bok choy? Oh, damn, dog. I got hair, too. I got hair, too. That hair you egg rolled on? Manscaped.

You got that little shark tooth, bro. You want to see? Should I show it? Should I show it? I don't think we're. I've seen Bobby's one too many times. I'm all sad, dog. Yeah, yeah. There you go.

We can imagine. There you go. I know what it looks like. I get it. You're brothers. I heard it doesn't take really long to see it if you look at it. You might miss it. All right, now you're really starting to piss me off.

Hey, this is what you wanted. This is what you wanted. No, I didn't want that. You wanted me over here. No, I didn't. This is what I wanted. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Ooh, I liked it. What a great morning. I loved it. This is great. I loved it. Get morning I loved it This is great Somebody needs to Yeah man the air got out Stevie acting a little different Now that he's doing stand up

Two weeks in Don't start that I don't know what I'm doing I was scared as hell up there I was frightened Look he's more sober than his brother Time Two weeks in? He came in there with a golden chain and shades. I don't know what I'm doing, Theo. I was scared as hell up there. I was frightened, and I'm just like, okay. Look, he's more sober than his brother, dude. Yeah.

Timestamp it. Boy, that's rich coming from you. Seven minutes in. Timestamp it. That's like. For sure. You know it's bad when you judge somebody by, this dude got a problem.

Truth secret. I think we need to talk to Bob. Yeah, yeah. No, but have you talked to Bob? Maybe me and Eric do. For real, have you talked to my brother? Bob will not respond to my calls or texts. Bullshit.

Ever since he sent that snake? I don't know. He's probably worried about the repercussions. You've tried reaching out to him? Yes. Have you been speaking to him? He don't talk. Yeah, he don't.

He always gets back to me. Like when you did a set at the Ha. I said, hey man, I'm telling you, Stevie did well. You can do this, man. He put awesome thumbs up. You said that to him? Yeah. I got you, daughter.

I don't know how y'all do it, but it's so frightening. The adrenaline. I don't know how you guys manage to compose yourself like that. It is what it is, man. Especially you guys doing specials. I don't know how the hell you guys do that. yourself like that. It is what it is, man. Especially you guys doing specials. I don't know how the hell you guys do that. It's insane.

I mean. Eric been doing it for 40 years. Theo been doing it for about 27. Eric used to do it at the damn Selma. Here we go.

Selma. Eric used to do it at. Eric had to follow Charlie Chaplin. That's crazy, dude. Give up. You're in salmon today. Yeah, keep going. Give up, dog. Keep up. You're in salmon today. Yeah, keep going.

Give up, dog. Keep going. Goodbye. Keep going. I love this. That's crazy, man. Yeah. Oh, get his ass.

Well, that's the first time you've done that to me. I'm going to show you my wrestling. You don't know about my wrestling. That's what it is. You're mad you're here with me. Bro, that's what I said. It feels so beta over here. I told you not to use that word. That's the fish so beta over here. I told you not to use that word.

That's the fish, man. I told you not to use that word, though. I told you not to use that word. Before we started filming, I told you not to use beta. We've been filming. Right, Chin? Bro, you see Stevie,

you just want to grab him. Makes me aggressive, Stevie. That's how I was in Seattle. I was just surrounded by soy boys. I want to grab people. How was that? It looked good. What were you doing?

I was at a theater in Everett, which is like 30 minutes outside. It's the oldest theater. 30 minutes outside of what? Seattle. The main, the main, the capital there.

You know what I'm saying? Oh yeah. But, uh, it's 30 minutes outside. This theater is so goddamn old. They had pictures for reals. Charlie Chaplin,

like 1904. That's it? Yeah. They had white dudes in black. It's Charlie Chaplin, like 1904. That's it? Yeah. They had white dudes in blackface pictures. And I said, you know, because my whole crew, Chappelle, David, all black. We walk in, we get in the green room, and there's white dudes with blackface. I go, goddamn. I started laughing.

I go, God, who the fuck leaves this up? He goes, it's history, man. Yeah, they got to take that down. It's history. All right. History is history, man. But the tough part is, if you're a kid nowadays nowadays and you are a fan of a black athlete and you don't know anything about that shit. Yeah.

You can't dress up like you're a black athlete. I feel like if you tell a kid like you can't, like a little white kid or a little maybe light Chinese or something. Korean. Tell them Korean, whatever. Do you get offended by that, Eric? No, you have to ask yourself, like, what do you want? Yeah, context. But what do you want kids to remember and know?

I mean, like, so the past generation, it's deep, it's seeped in racism and hate and all the things that it represents to them. But if you're a kid today, you know, you today, if you're 15 years old right now, or even if you're 20 years old, there was eight years of your life where there was a black president. Things are different. And so you don't look at it that way.

But the problem is the older generation still holds on to it. So it's like at one point, so I'm on either side because at one point you go, you don't want to forget history. But at the same time, we want to move forward.

Yeah, it might just take one more generation. Because then you could have a kid if he if he's a russ with dangle in that black carrot be russell wilson and it's not like that you don't have a grand parent in the distance whose blood pressure gonna go yeah yeah but if you want to be russell wilson you just wear a number three jersey do you have to paint your face that's how that's how i hustled my mom me and my brother thomas wearing kids you know. We love jerseys. Mom was like, what do you guys want to be for Halloween? You still love jerseys. I still love them. I rock them all the time.

Baseball, usually. And Aaron Rodgers. Yeah. Yeah. He's my lord and savior. Anyways. Anybody. You know what I'm talking about.

They looking good. They looking like they're going to go to the Super Bowl. But I tell my mom I want to be junior sale for Halloween. So she'd buy me a jersey. The Packers are like Aaron Rodgers' mood ring. It's basically however he's kind of feeling that week. 100%. That's how the team is.

100%. Let's be honest, dude. That team riding dies with him. But he balls and they still suck sometimes. Sometimes. You guys ready to get in the show? Sure. Yeah.

You always say that. We're into the show. What is this part? It's just not the show. No, he's saying like start the topics. Oh, because he plans stuff you have to respect it he plays he spends all week planning stuff that's true i just try to feel when you guys die out but if you guys have more catching up to do they're talking about

football we don't die i want to know how that's for thanksgiving i want to know what's going on with you i had dishes for you guys You didn't give us no address You didn't hit me up You didn't really invite invite No address No nothing Typical white dude You had dishes for us

I thought we were going to move on From the racist stuff man remember Typical honky right here With your nice silverware With your fucking clean ass children I'm sorry we got forks of stuff, man. Remember? Typical honky right here, bro. Oh, man. Oh, crack of Thanksgiving. With your fucking clean-ass children. Oh, I'm sorry we got forks. I'm sorry we don't eat with our clean-ass children.

These children wearing damn Armani's. You had some good food? Ah, it was alright. It was just alright. I was like, you lost. You had gourmet shit. You were talking so much shit before. You were talking about like, I'm making my special gravy.

I stole the recipe from my grandma. What did you have, though? I just went to K-Town with Bob. Ooh. Ooh. So what kind of K-Town Thanksgiving were you talking about? Agassi. You've been there?

Oh, yeah. You guys went to Korean barbecue for Thanksgiving? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, you sacrilege. It was just the two of you or the whole family? Just disrespected Thanksgiving tradition Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, you sacrilege. It was just the two of you or the whole family? Just disrespected Thanksgiving tradition. That's the thing.

Y'all going to come all the way over here and then not even freaking do like to do. Yeah, jump in our shit. Do like to do. Are you ready to jump in? I had enough. I mean, enough is enough, right? It's like the people that leave California and still vote Democrat in Texas. You can't go to Staples Center, bro, for the Laker game and play video games in the lobby.

Dude, I don't like what's going on right now. He's playing ping pong. Come on, dude. You're out there shopping. What's wrong with Korean food on Thanksgiving, man? Nothing. That's all right. But you can have that every other day.

You can dip your toe. On that day, you do that. You can dip your toe in the American culture. It's Easter. You hide in eggs. You're not hiding in chocolate bunnies. I wasn't invited to any Thanksgiving party. Duck eggs or whatever you guys. I was not invited. I didn't know your address. You hiding eggs you not hide

Did I not invite everybody What you knew the address Theo is out of town feel you should comes by He'll replace replacement with kid rock kid rock was there i was kid rocks thanksgiving i didn't go to kid rock you went to kid rocks thanksgiving that's that's news to me it's all it's all it's the only place i remember where it's all white meat was it like was it like django and change yeah people fighting that's the entertainment yeah two black guys fighting they were just fighting

They even died. That's the entertainment? Yeah, that's the entertainment. Two black guys fighting? They were just fighting. Kid Rock, this is one of my favorite here, man. Yeah. Dude, you did? You went to Kid Rock's house?

No, I did not. No, I don't know. He hangs out with them. I give him shit. Oh, I drove down to Alabama, man. And that was, it was a nice time. But it was definitely pretty low key. People was pilled up.

I put it on my Instagram. Why did you drive down there? TikTok. Were you doing shows? Huh? I was down there with, no. I just drove down there to do Thanksgiving. Are they going to give you your own street, like Theo Lane, right through a trailer park? You know what I mean?

Well, here's the thing that happens a lot of times in a lot of rural areas. You get people, they buy the land, and then they build the street, so they pay for the street. This is what I was doing right here. This is what was going on. You guys pillow fighting? When it starts over, I'll put the volume up. Oh, it's smoking. You smoked that turkey too much?

There's smoke in here. Smoke all over. I'm going to the Hampton Inn, you creeps. It's 8 o'clock. Y'all are on pills, and we haven't eaten. They're on pills right there in the red. They're pilled up. They're pilled up?

Oh, fucking whole thing. Is this your family? Who is that? They look nice. That's your family? I don't know you have family in Alabama. And I like how they dressed up for Thanksgiving. No, play it again.

I want to see his family. No, play it again. I want to see his family. His little cousin had on his good shorts. He had his Thanksgiving shorts on. That's his family. Super short. And that's an Indian tradition he's doing right there.

Both of them. That's a Native American tradition, bro. Calling on the spirits, bro. That's a family. Super short. And that's an Indian tradition he's doing right there. Both of them. That's a Native American tradition, bro. Calling on the spirits, yeah. You putting up smoke signals? You can't call on the spirits with a throat pillow, dog. You got to get out of the yard. Those turkey spirits, man. 8 o'clock, we hadn't eaten until 8 o'clock.

Damn. That's my mind, bro. Fucking white people, man. Yeah, that's dinner. That's not Thanksgiving. I was crying in the car, dog. I'd be pissed. Typical shit.

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Amen, baby. Mail me that Percocet, fam. What did you do, Eric? Well, I actually wasn't feeling well. So we were going to go to Rachel's parents. And then I got a sinus infection. Sinus infection? You got that new variant?

You got the new South African variant? You know, it's funny you say that. Because I took like three COVID tests just to make sure. Because I was like, oh, no. I was like, am I finally got it? It's called allergies. Yeah. It was like I've always had sinus infections. So we ended up just going to, what is it, Del Frisco's in Century City.

Oh, hell. A lot of mixed species. Not to say this, but if you're a mixed species, you're more likely to get sinus. Let's start the show. You're dropping dollars, man. When you crawl, you get more different type of genetic infection. Yes.

It's like bull terriers. Yeah, like the white bull terriers always happen here. You gonna co-sign this nonsense? That's right, man. Thank you. This is why we had to separate them, Steve. I'm on my own island over here. I feel the bad influence on Brendan.

Stevie never gets sick. Never. Eric, always sick. I'm not always sick. Like a bull terrier, dog. Like a bull terrier nose. Bring up a bull terrier. Spud McKenzie.

Bring up a bull terrier. Eric built like Spud McKenzie. You act like you fooled something. Don't you got some... I mean, 23andMe says I am. He's a gladiator. Look at this man. He's strong. They did it, brother. British. Everyone hates winners.

I like those dogs. There's Eric. That Spud McKenzie dog. Eric at the strip club. Hell yeah. That dog party hard, dog. I love it. Same nose. Yeah, get him.

Yeah, Steve, huh? Keep going. This probably make your tongue sweat a little, huh, Steve? Oh, I remember Spud McKenzie. Seeing all these pups. Yeah. Oh, gee. That was a UE Dogs reference, by the way.

That was not, man. You've ever been a pet owner? Yeah. I knew it. I had a Chihuahua. What happened to him? I knew it. What happened to him? Do you want me to really tell you? I mean, it's not a good story.? Yeah. I knew it. I had a chihuahua. What happened to him? I knew it. Do you want me to really tell you?

I mean, it's not a good story. I'd love to hear it. Well, my dad had a gnarly stroke. My mom calls me up 3, 4 in the morning. Oh, it's time. It's time. Calls my brother up. And Bob's like, dude, I'll pick you up in 15 minutes, dude.

Just get ready, pack. And I go, all right, well, let me pack my stuff and then let me get Dolly's stuff. Dolly was my chihuahua. He's like, you're not bringing Dolly. No, you can't bring Dolly to the hospital. I go, all right, well, let me pack my stuff and then let me get Dolly's stuff. Dolly was my chihuahua. He's like, you're not bringing Dolly. No, you can't bring a dog to the hospital. I go, what do you mean? You're not bringing Dolly. Yeah, fair point.

Let him talk, dude. And so we had to drop Dolly off at a shelter. Well, you'd have to get rid of her. You could have just left her in the crib. Well, it was three or four in the morning. I didn't want to just drop. I didn't know who to wake up. So you gave her away forever?

God. A little adversity is like, see ya. They cold-blooded. Bob calls her, hey, dad has a stroke. Sell the dog. Let me add to it. Dolly always tried to bite his ankle. He could bite it. He could chew on him

now. He's stroked out. You know what I'm saying? Dolly never't like- He could bite it. He could chew on him now. He's stroked out. You know what I'm saying? If there's any time- I'll do this for you. Time stop that. Dolly never liked Bob. Yeah. Never liked Bob. Bob's a bully, so he made you get rid of your dog?

Yeah. Wow. Keep it in there. I changed my mind. Keep it in there. And at 4 a.m., what is that? Just like a book drop at the library? Yeah, nobody's working there.

It was just like you'd leave a baby at the firehouse. It was a bad, bad day. It was a really bad day. Because I thought my dad was going to die, too, on top of that. Yeah, you thought you were going to take two L's that day. Yeah. R.I.P. Dog. It doesn't make sense.

And I felt so guilty. I was looking for, on the website, I was like, you know, I was going through the profiles of the dogs. Looking for information. Looking for Dolly. I felt guilty. I was thinking. Wait.

You should. Maybe Bob just meant you can't bring the dog, leave it the dog home and you took that as, well, we got to give it away. No, no, no, no, no. He didn't mean that. And I know, I know, I know what you're doing right now. I know what he's doing right now. It's not going to work right now.

I know what you're doing right now. I know exactly what you're doing right now. You're doing your, your, your, your trying to make me out like the bad guy. Stevie. Well, no, not the bad guy. I can't help it, brother. It's all Terry. You're trying to make me out like the bad guy. Stevie, this is my thing, though. You guys are in a rush to the hospital, and you went, hold on, let's stop by the pound so I can drop the dog off? Yeah, it's like old Yeller.

That was his idea. Chin, you've been silent the whole goddamn podcast. I need some backup. I'm enjoying it. Silence is BLM, dude. Silence is whatever it's called. Racism some backup. I'm enjoying it. Silence is BLM, dude. Silence is whatever it's called. Racism? No.

Joining in? No. Against? Silence is violence. Silence is violence. My bad. No, but in Bob's defense, he felt guilty afterwards. He did apologize.

Deaf people are basically fucking just. Violent. Fucking. MS-13. If you're mute, you're like. If you're mute, you're MS-13. You're just a killer. You're a killer.

I was telling him, go and kill her.. You're just a killer. You're a stone cold killer. Like Helen Keller was a bad bitch. She was just like, she would just go like this. It's constantly World War II for deaf people. Saving Private Ryan. They live it every day.

Man, I'm glad everybody had a decent Thanksgiving, man. What I get tired of having to tell you. Damn, who's this little chiblet? Hold on now. What are you saying? Enough of the old man. Our attention's on the screen. This one might trigger Stevie.

It's about something we talked about recently. Stevie, cover your dick. Hi, my name is Janet, and I have a debate club for you guys. When you go to the grocery store, do you like to do the self-checkout or go to a cashier? Me personally, I like to do the self-checkout. So let me know what you guys think. Misindependent. He's hot.

We get 30 seconds with a girl and you got to say something. It's the only woman that's been in here in months, bro. Months. Dude, months. Years. You got to pipe up and say something. We might have to have an award show. Go ahead, Brendan.

Is this the hottest chick that's ever been on the screen? She's up there. She's up there, dude. And what'd you even say, Brendan? I said Miss Independent because she's doing herself, dog. Is this the hottest chick that's ever been on the screen? She's up there. She's up there, dude. And what'd you even say, Brendan? I said Miss Independent because she's doing herself, dog. Is this a model? Is this her? No, Theo called and said she was a bot.

Bot. Oh. That's a real thing. Holy shit. Is that what the sex robots are looking like now? Yeah, you best believe that. Well, goddamn. They almost there.

Why'd you stare at me just now? Why did you just stare at me? When you said sex robot, why did you stare just right in my eye? Because you best believe, and then you're hiding your boner and sitting like that. No, but why did you stare at me? You know why. Because you're sitting all dainty. Because what you're thinking is Steve's going to get one.

Don't look at his body. No, I was assuming Steve already has one. I can't even sit like this. This is very dainty. No, I mean, you're sitting like a bad bitch right now, Steve. This is a good day, man. This is the way it should be. I love it.

Like you waiting for Humpty Dumpty to show up. Yeah, you're that gravy, dog. Self-checkout. I can't see her being that. She has self-checkout? Damn. Yeah. All right.

Here's my thing is, nowadays, the guy working the little, the person working the human checkout. Yeah. They behind the glass. They got an umbrella. They wearing all this M95. A hazmat suit. In 50 or whatever. They got it all on shoulder pads.

If I'm coming to that person they better they're gonna have to do more yeah you do some work you better be butt naked right behind that thing you better have your mouth open you better be ready to catch covid i think because otherwise you're gonna you're about to lose your job to the computer man yeah you're about to lose it up i don't like i i can't stand that self-checkout shit it's because they make it so complicated too it's like you know you have to scan it, and then you got to put it on the thing. Then it would be like, put it in the bag.

And then there's still somebody there that's supposed to help you. And they're no help. But then also, when you go to Whole Foods and you do the regular checkout, and they're like, do you need a bag? Nah, bitch, I'm going to carry all this 19 products. Yeah, just give me the bag. Of course I need a bag. Just charge me. But no, they got this 19 products. Yeah, just give me the bag. Of course I need a bag.

Just charge me. But no, they got the guy. And he can't even hand you the stuff anymore. You can't even give him the stuff. So he can't even check. There's no way to even. You gotta throw it over the wall. They gotta throw his shit back. It's like Berlin. Oh, that's what you're talking about. Ninja Warrior. You got a person hiding in there.

You don't even know what's Everybody at bank telling us. What's that? Who the fuck wants to sit in that? What is that? They were doing that in Vegas for a little while, too, at first. That? They're doing that?

That's Biden's aquarium, son. That's what y'all get. Yep. That's what y'all get voting for these fools, man. Follow the money, man. Look at the money they make on this thing. Yep. This guy needs a boost.

Insulin makes a lot of money, too, and it's needed. People make a lot of money on that. You definitely need it. You shut off insulin, bro, and thousands of brothers will die in a half hour. And bodybuilders. Did you ever shoot that insulin back in the day? I don't think so.

That's some dangerous shit. He would have did it with some fentanyl. I bought some shit one time from a buddy. I think it's supposed to be steroids, and I shot it for probably 10 weeks. It wasn't. I don't know what it was. Huh? Did you grow tits?

No, I kind of got a little. I remember. Lightheaded? No, I remember sleeping more, and I remember just kind of not believing a lot of stuff. What do you mean believe in a lot of... You didn't believe stuff? If people were telling me stuff, I wouldn't believe them. That's you right there back in the day. Yeah.

No. Oh, dude, that kind of looks like you. Fucking yammed up, son. You're welcome to Mr. McGregor's Garden. Y'all want these yams, baby? Now you just a yam. Y'all want these fucking arm yams? Hey, Billy a yam. Y'all want these fucking arm yams? Hey, Billy, I care.

Now I'm a bit more of a turnip. This guy's got a debate club. He's in Australia, so he might be in a camp right now. Yeah, they're super locked down. Hi, guys. Our guest on here all the way from Melbourne, Australia.

Cheers, brother. And hope you're all doing well. This last COVID period, got a bit of the bait club for you guys. Just wondering, when you've done your laundry and you're time to put away your unmentionables, like your undergarments, do you just grab them and just chuck them in the drawer

or are you someone that likes to fold them yeah fold them up and then neatly place them in yeah yeah me and my fiance one of us likes to chuck them in and the other one likes to fold them um spoiler alert i just chuck them in underpants doesn't really bother me nah dude let me know gang gang buzz buzz nope buzz buzz first of all your boy good to see Australia man good to see y'all still alive they love COVID

over there Jim Jeffries went there for two weeks to do his tour in his country they quarantined him for two weeks and on the last night they came to him and said hey man holy fuck two people down the street got covid you got to go back he's been eating box lunches in the motel room just to get to that crowd shut it shut him down they're so strict there they love yeah they can't wait dan hooker was getting ready for a fight in new zealand he would have to do underground fight camps because if they got word that he was training at a gym, they'd shut it down.

Oh, my God. So they shut down like three of his camps. See, I miss the old Australia when there was vigilantes. Yeah, crawlers on that bitch. That was like the prison days. Yeah, we sent all the criminals there, dog. And now they're out here. They're scared of COVID, bro.

Now you're like, now one person gets COVID, the whole nation locked down. Yeah. But what I'm saying is, if you fold in a panty right there. You got to fold. Dang, baby. Yeah, I got my. Y'all have the sexual pressure in that phone. I was about to say.

For real. Y'all just smashed. And that looks like Eric right there. There we go. Really? I love it. We're fun and cuddly? Holding a little Eric.

That'd be an Eric right there. There's a cow. Yeah, all koalas do have chlamydia, though. That'd look like Bert Kreischer and Eric. Go back to that other picture. If Bert actually went to college, he would have done something with himself. Oh, that is Bert. Yeah.

That is Bert. Dang. I think everyone who tours in Australia, you get off the plane, you go to that koala farm, right? You hold the koala. Right by the jets. Yeah. Some of them know the sound of the plane go by and make them bite people. Yeah. You got to fold, right, guys?

What's that for? You got to fold. You got to fold. That's when Steve used to work at a laundry. So he, you know. You enjoy that. Come on, man. You know what I mean?

That's a little. Truly? That's what you get for bringing back to the show yeah exactly remember steve had a laundry donut shop situation oh yeah you know how they do that you really want to yeah yeah bring back that fucking high school wrestling dog if you folding a panty bro you you something wrong with yeah, my girl He's like it's like so it ends up being like a wet nap. Yeah So I love you know Here's a here's a little songs. Do you ever like so this is I don't know why I'm even saying this Let's talk it bring it sometimes like say if I'm looking where the laundry is if I see my girls panties

I might pick it up and you smell it you try it out keep that in there that's the highlight of this episode keep that in there thumbnail which part hates that I'll be like

I'll grab it I'll look at it I'll be like she'll be like stop it that's so nasty which part are you smelling though there's so little

it don't matter you can just pick it up it's smelling no you know what part the butthole or the other part well I'm not taking it and going like you know

but I mean I might take a little you know what I mean something tothole or the other part. Well, I'm not taking it and going like, you know. But I mean, I might take a little, you know what I mean? Just a little puff. Something to get you through the next one. You're a nasty man. You might put it in a bag and just give it a little. Oh, damn. You're a nasty man.

I love that. Oh, I'm the only one in here. Yeah, you're the only one. Keep that in there. Just smell the girl's panties. Keep it in there. Look at Nick's face. Nick smelled some undies.

He's done it. I don't even have panties to smell. I have no panties. Dude, sniffing panties. He's done it. I don't even have panties to smell. I have no panties. Dude, sniffing panties, that's the Korean national anthem, bro. Hey, Chin, hashtag no racist. Can't you buy used panties in Japan? How would that national anthem go? Bullseye.

He got you. He got you with that one. You can buy panties. You can buy used panties in a vending machine. In Japan, you can. We got to go to Japan. Oh, yeah. We got to do the Japan thing.

I don't want to smell just anybody's panties. What's wrong with Japanese women? I didn't say anything's wrong with Japanese women. Wow, what a jump he just made. What's wrong with Japanese women? We're going there. I'm doing that. Yeah, but you know the girl don't look like that yeah what do you think i bet she looks close to it you can get them full butt panties

some old lady huh making dumplings what but i'm saying how much let's say japanese panty been there you go eric look at that how do we know they're you that's your lane right there baby you know who i want to meet the dude who repairs those machines no i don't need the guy who filled right who reloads them yeah you know he's going around reloading them he's just getting from the girl they're not in the machine open i'm sure they're in plastic zoom in still somebody's dropping that shit off when they run low on inventory what's the panty factory here's how you know if you're a real creep though do you blow out like no i just and then inhale hell we'll beg you to do a quick hit or you build that with it or do you want to do like what is that thing called when like I inhale and I blow into your mouth do it like this me

and Phil go shotgun some panties yeah we have to take a bet on who smelled the most used panties in there who would it be be? Oh, that'd be a great challenge. I'm going to go with Nick and Stevie. Nick has a vibe. I would beat everyone here. Stevie, though, obviously. Oh, yeah, I'd buy all of them. Yeah. I'd just do that in my hotel room. Yeah.

Stevie, you would see him in the machine. Yeah, yeah. Steve takes the panties and he sticks them in the black butt. Inside the machine. For authenticity. He would be like this. Hey, buddy, can you put in pictures so I can get out?

Hit F1. You son of a gun. I can't move my leg. No, he's giving suggestions. Try B7. B7 is my joint. Try Suzanne's medium. I wouldn't do that, huh?

Oh, man. I'm living there, huh? Oh, man. I'd live in there, huh? Oh, no, that's the truth. Bro, you would be like the Mr. Rogers of vending people's scented panties. Oh, that'd be a great show. You've got to go one day. Please, one day. Wouldn't that be a great show?

How much are they? Yeah, Nick, what's up with that? Can't be expensive. Order a pack of them for the crew. Yeah. If it's over $200, I have to get it approved now. What? There's a reason for that.

You don't have those restrictions, brother. You just talk about something on the show, and all of a sudden a full gorilla is here. It's like, we don't have the budget for this. Nick's like, well. Oh, man. There's Gianni right here. Yeah. Theo, Brendan, Stevie, Eric, the whole squad.

Nick, what's going on? I'm in the gym right now. Brendan, your boy Isaiah Miranda used to work here before he went Hollywood. But respect NJAC New Jersey like, baby. But I got to king it or sting it. Are we watching the Ghislaine Maxwell trial? Or are we watching the Jesseisley maxwell trial or are we watching the jesse smollett the fake the fake white supremacist racist incident are we watching a child sex trafficker

and uh yeah which one's more important i don't know i think i know which one's more important but i know the media is going to decide otherwise so So, guys, can you understand that Epstein side piece hitter or that fake white supremacist? Let me know. Small that case solved. Wait, I thought that case was still. He's in court today. Oh, he's in court. It's finally in court.

Dude, it's that other trial, man. She's naming people like really famous people. Like Gillian Maxwell? Yeah, man. Like who? Like, I thought, I think she had mentioned like- Clinton? Jay-Z?

Jay-Z? Jay-Z? Yeah, like there's all these co-conspirators she's trying to say. I saw a whole report on it, but who knows if it's real, but Jay-Z's name was in it. But she's trying to like bring everybody down. How have they not killed her yet? Is she going to take the stand? She's there staying the stand today.

Oh my God. Do they got any updated information? Yeah, can we watch that? Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying. Because they got rid of Epstein. Let's do fight companion for the glenn maxwell trial i'll come into that yeah damn she looked dimed up yeah that drawing friendly drawing bro maybe you want to freaking open up the dryer you feel feel me, son? This is happening today. The Smollett one's not that interesting. That's pretty easy. Yeah, this is more interesting.

He's a dumbass. That's a list? It's so many people. They both got some racial issues, though. Because they didn't invite any brothers to that island. Yeah, they did. Who? Maybe Jay-Z, allegedly.

Damn. Well, Smollett, he's just a dumbass. What sucks that the guy wasn't this? It sucks that who he was, because he was still a guy that was doing a lot of business. So anybody surrounded by his business is now going to be like, you know, indicted. They're in his black book. Yeah. And there's so many names on there.

So many names. They found the black book? Yeah. In his office. There's so many powerful people on there. It's going to get crazy. there's so many so many powerful people see i feel like i feel like let's say you're like the the the the district the state u.s attorney general you mean like general manager no no i'm saying the if you're the prosecution prosecution and jeffrey epstein's lawyer goes to this guy or girl whoever

it is and says yo um we'll give you 500 of the most powerful men in the entire world that he knows if you give him immunity. Yes. You think they would have taken that deal? I think they would have taken that deal, and that's why somebody got on a phone call and was like, yo, he got to go. Was that signed? Yeah.

And they were like, should we make it an accident? And they were like, I don't care if you burn the prison down. Yeah, we don't give a fuck. Just get him out of here. He got to go. Yeah. I feel like that happened. No doubt.

Especially with the Clintons. It could have been a text chain. The stuff he had on the Clintons? Clintons? Just everybody. Clint was on the plane 14 times, bro. Anybody with money. Anybody with money, man.

14 times? 14 times. To the island. To the island. Yeah. But there's no, but there isn't. But I don't know if there's one. I don't know if there's a girl that's saying she did anything with Clinton, though. Well, that's a weird thing, though.

Why can't they find any of these women? They have. They are. No, they can't. Every one of them is called Jane in there. They're in there. Yeah, they're in there, man. And the documentaries have a few of them that are like.

The main girl, she said it was Prince Phillips hooked up with her. Yeah. The problem is it's just like that. They can't prosecute him though because of the royalty. You can't touch him. The Nexium documentary? The Nexium documentary? He had a guy on this past weekend from it.

But this is the same kind of thing where they had people like- Epstein had the girls recruiting. Oh, yeah. So those girls themselves- Brought their friends. They could be in trouble too. That's what was happening with someone because they were brought their friends. They can be in trouble, too That's what's happening with someone cuz they were like, you know bringing their friends But anyway, my point is the next year this guy was deaf Brian. He got cured by nexium

Well, what's the next in the story? Oh man, it's that sex cult It's like the one of the worst cults ever this guy's got 120 years in prison Allison Mack was recruiting women. She's a fucking monster prison alison mack was recruiting women she's a fucking monster this is a new case she's a monster dude what's going on she was on smallville it's not it's not oh the smallville girl yes she's a monster you look at that i just watched the last episode of the documentary uh it's on stars she was recruiting people i've seen this she she was a she was like and they had this thing called dos and it was like this Sex slaves But for women Oh they branded them

They branded them Were they underage? No They weren't underage It sounds kind of lit But they And there you go And there it is

Just like that There you go Damn So I think that it's the same There's Rosenbaum He did it He was our first viral This past week in clip

Because he was on Smallville With Allison Mack And we got him I just texted him Yesterday And said to him, that chick's a monster. And what did he say? He was like, hey, that's what he's been saying. You know what I mean? Well, here's what I want to know.

If y'all got invited to Epstein Island, would y'all have gone? And Steve, you don't have to answer this. No, not if they're like 14 and 13-year-olds. Steve would be there when you get off the ship, bro. Yeah, Steve. He's like with his little hat on. I'm an island boy. I'm an island boy.

Steve will give you the cocktail shrimp. He's going around, shrimp, shrimp. Yeah, Steve, I can't dip it in my mouth. But no, be honest with me. If you got invited, say you heard it five years ago, four and a half years, you hear all these fancy people going to this island, they're doing sex. And they said there's a bunch of bad bitches, but if they didn't tell me, if they said there's legal age and it's all about these bad bitches,

hell, first class in that private jet? Yeah. But they're legal. Jay-Z going to be there, a bunch of bad bitches. Sam Elliott. Who else? But they use that stuff as a way to rope people in because even in this NXIVM cult, they paid the Dalai Lama a million dollars to come speak, right? But the Dalai Lama didn't know that this was going on, but it legitimized their cult.

Right. So that's the same thing with this Epstein thing is he's this big businessman, and he's like, yeah, let's invite Jay-Z. Well, they would get the most powerful people. That's what I'm saying. They didn't have these girls. They didn't know how old they are. And then they'd film it and be like, hey, you know, she was 14, dog. And we got video.

So you're going to play ball with us now. That's what I think happened. That's what happened. Because how do you get off so many times? You know she's underage? You're going to play ball with us now because we're going to release this footage. Oh. You got collateral.

That's why they did a lot of powerful people. But in that NXIVM cult, they were collecting collateral from the girls. That's how they did a lot of people next to him called they were collecting collateral from the girls that's how they that's how they made them stay collateral beating meaning like the girl they had to take naked pictures of themselves as blackmail they had to tell stories about their like if their parents were influential and whatever any bad stuff and they would pass that on to their like master it's crazy, man. Dark arts. Damn. But here's what I'm saying.

Man, shit is amping up, dude. We got people on these islands doing this. Rich people flying out. They're in outer space, bro. Rich people aren't even on the planet anymore. No, Basil's trying to get out of here. You don't realize that shit? Were they on Mars? Huh?

They're on Mars? They're in space. They're trying to. Look at the news, you freaking fool. Oh, my God. Yeah, Doug. Yeah, dude. If you close your porn browser for 30 seconds.

He's one letter off from that man. You're the only person who gets speakers in your place. You could hear the bass in porn. You got to tighten up. You watch this porn with subtitles? Yeah, dude. Man, God, if I could buy your brother's love for you, I would. Timestamp.

You wanted him there. You're enabling that behavior. He's back. He's back. You're enabling that behavior. You're enabling it. I'm enabling it. You always have.

You always have. It almost sounds like a racial slur. And you always have. He says it. A little bit, Stevie. Yeah. And I'll say this. He was a lot more docile when I was on the couch with him.

Yeah, he was. You got it, man. He's aggro today. See, now you're making sense. Steve, don't let him come between us. That's what he's doing. What do you mean? That's what they do.

He's coming in between us. That's what they do. Come to the island. That's the dark arts. What the hell is the dark arts anyway? But the guy that, the guy, the head of that NXIVM is, he was. Bad dude. And they killed him.

Keith Richards. Raniere. Yeah. And they killed him? No, no, he's in prison. For 120 years? He's in appeal right now. He's doing cameos also, I heard.

I'm FaceTiming. But the heiresses, what's that, the liquor heiresses? They, he seduced the hell out of them. Seagrams. The Seagram heiresses. Donna Seagram. They spent likeagrams, heiresses. Donna Seagrams. They spent like 300 million of their own money. Damn, Eric knows deep in this shit.

Yeah, because I was watching the documentary. It's great. Claire Bronfen. Bronfen. There's another documentary I just watched about the lady that crashed in the lake in Tennessee at the church. When have you seen that one on HBO Max? No, what's it called?

You're talking about Flight? It's about a weight loss church that they had. A weight loss church? Ooh, you're going to celebrate God and lose weight? Oh. How do you do that? This is a real thing?

It's interesting, yeah. So they don't give you too much Jesus on the, you know what I mean? They cut it up. They lighten that crack. Yeah. You got to drink too much wine.

They lighten that crack. So you get the white meat. What else we got here? Steve, you look a little bit like a Sylvester Stallone. Oh, wow. I don't see that. I like that. I don't see that.

I don't see it either. Yeah. Thank you. I'm a fan. Yeah, I like the old Rockies. Everyone likes them. I could see you doing a boxing movie. Yeah?

Stevie? Yeah, kind of like a Fievel Goes West meets Sylvester Stallone. I love this shit. Or Fievel Goes East meets Sylvester Stallone. I love this shit. Or Fievel Goes East. Fievel Goes East. It's like Rocky. Maybe some Muay Thai. Fievel Goes East and Muay Thai.

Stevie gets his ass whooped. No. No. Let me win. Yeah. Yeah, let me win. Let me win. But the first couple times, it's tough.

Yeah. Yeah. I love Bloodsport. All those movies. Hell yeah. Bloodsport was good. Yeah, Bloodsport. Beautiful movie. When he dips his hand in the glass, dude. Oh, yeah. And I was workingsport. All those movies. Oh yeah. Bloodsport is good. Bloodsport. Beautiful movie.

When he dips his hand in the glass dude. Oh yeah. And I was working at an auto glass place when I watched that. One of the best. And we were fucking going nuts.

We're like glass. This guy's got one last debate club for us and then we have some amazing flop my odds that we gotta get to. Shit what's your aunt look like? Chins is fine as fuck.

What? Chins aunt lives in Texas. Yo King and the Sting crew what is going on? Here's your boy, Zach, from South Jersey. I got a debate club for you guys. A debate club that Theo really might love. Brian Kelly, head coach of Notre Dame, fighting Irish.

Apparently, he's headed to LSU. Now, I'm curious how you guys feel about Brian Kelly coaching in his remaining bowl game. Also, as a player, how do you feel about this coach who's slated to leave coaching in the bowl game? As a player, I'm just thinking about bitches, though. I'm trying to score a touchdown and get bitches. And Brian Kelly's the one that made me do it. If you're a senior or you know you're going to go to the pros next year, you don't care.

You don't give a fuck. It's a business decision. This guy helped you, right? They know. But let's say you were recruited by him and you're like a freshman, sophomore, you'd kind of be like, damn. But you're allowed to enter the transfer protocol. Right, right, right, right.

So it is what it is now. They get it. You know, they get it. They're only there four years. Plus he's getting 10 years of $100 million. $95 million, right. So it's like, it is what it is now. They get it. You know, they get it. They're only there four years. Plus, he's getting 10 years of $100 million. $95 million, yeah. From LSU? Yeah.

Wow. LSU about to be good. I don't know. I don't know. They have all the talent. They have all the talent. I love Notre Dame. I love the campus.

It's a beautiful place. It's a good place over there to get, I mean, mugged, but also buy a dope- dope ass rosary if you ever been to mishawaka i've never been out indiana or um where the campus is um it's a good place you get a cup of coffee and the kind of place you wouldn't probably you would you donate blood you would not accept blood there makes sense you'd be like get me out of town before i take a pint you know what i'm saying but what's a bigger job notre dame or lsu Because here's the thing with Notre Dame, they get good recruits. But LSU, if you can recruit right and you're in the SEC, you're definitely winning.

Well, here's the challenges. Notre Dame, the challenge of Notre Dame is you have to get a student athlete. So that's a harder. Right. That's harder. Yeah. That's why they haven't won a national championship in 50 years. Yeah, but they've been in the playoffs. I know, but they went to the playoffs once, but they haven't won. Twice. But they got to own a national. why they haven't won a national championship in 50 years. Yeah, but they've been in the playoffs.

I know, but they went to the playoffs once, but they haven't won. Twice. But they got to own a – But they haven't won. They were never going to have a chance to win. So now he can go to LSU, who just won a national championship like three years ago, and he's going to be able to recruit from the same recruiting base. And now you don't have to worry about the – as much about the student part.

Like they have – you know, Notre Dame, these people, they have players that can read and write. They had Manta Teo. You know what I'm saying? They got Asian players. Yeah, that's right. Great imagination. Asians and whites.

Great imagination. Yeah, they got people. You had that fake blackfish girl. Remember that? His voice hurts me. He's the best, dude. But, like, schools like Stanford, Notre Dame. Cornell? Those kind of, or any Ivy League school. That's the best, dude. But schools like Stanford, Notre Dame. Cornell?

Those kind of – or any Ivy League school. That's a big football school. But I mean, Cornell's pretty good. Big Red. Northwestern is another one. Northwestern, yeah. Those are schools that it's about – those are schools that you've got to be a student athlete. It's more towards student, you know.

Yeah. So that's a harder recruiting thing. But even those schools are pretty loosey-goosey with academics because Miami is a private school. Yeah, but I think that Notre Dame has a reputation for being a more student-athlete. Do you watch any sport? Yeah, I was just thinking.

I can't add to this. I don't watch football. I don't know what you guys are talking about. You only watch UFC, huh? No, I watch wrestling. If you talk about NCAA. Like college wrestling? Yeah, if you want to talk about college wrestling. Where do you about NCAA. Like college wrestling? Yeah, if you want to talk

about college wrestling, I could add to it. Where do you watch college wrestling? On YouTube? On PSPN? Yeah, and then Flow Wrestling.

Yeah, I watch that. A lot of beautiful bouts on there. Beautiful young men at night. So if you guys, if you have some wrestling things I could add to the thing, I don't know what to say.

Only Theo can make wrestling perverted. You know what I mean? Like he made it nasty. He made it nasty. sniffing panties over there. Yeah, we got to do that. It's my girl's panties, though.

I'm not living in a vending machine. It's not a stranger's panties. You don't know, bro. Somebody might throw a stranger pair of panties. Dude, I used to sneak into my neighbor's. Here we go. My neighbor had a mom, right? And I would sneak into their bathroom and hide in that frickin' and huff those bra cuffs.

Hang out in the laundry hamper? Hang out in the laundry hamper, dude. Yeah, baby. Listening to people urinate and stuff and just huffing those cuffs. Yes. I like that. Traumatizing. Yeah.

Yeah. Smelling those titties. Woo! This explains a lot. You know Bobby's done that shit. Oh, Slipstein. Oh, yeah. He's a master of that. Yeah. You know Bobby's done that shit. Oh, Slipstein. Oh, yeah. He's a master of that.

You know they bust his sleepy ass if they cracked open his imagination and have thousands on underage. Hold on a second. Bobby Slipstein? Hey, Nick. Was this a little dime one? Crime stamp.

Yeah, bro. Let's say that. She is flaunting her aunt damn bro what happened to the first hot girl we already left her can we go back to her

this one's hot too yes she's cute she looks Asian from 7th Avenue she looks Asian right Chin wait till you meet a little tinier

she's better looking than her hey King this thing this is Maria from Staten Island New York and I want to flaunt my aunt Nicole

she is only 11 years older than me and is definitely the life of the party she is always trying to convince me and my friends to go out with her and at this point i think we're convinced that she has no real friends she doesn't like to drink but she does love to dance even though she doesn't know how to hello damn real housewives of new jersey up in this bitch we called the nicole dropping that she returns absolutely everything that she buys, which is really embarrassing. And one funny thing about her is she's still terrified of COVID. She wears a mask everywhere she goes.

And even if no one else is wearing a mask around her, she will be that one person still wearing her mask. Damn. Okay. What do you got to say about that? What's her name, Nick? Nicole. Yeah, you have your tits out,

but then worried about catching the vid. You feel me? Oh, mom, you got to let it loose. Yeah, yeah name, Nick? Nicole. Yeah, you have your tits out, but then worried about catching the vid. You feel me? Oh, mama, you got to let it loose. Yeah, yeah. Not a fan of that picture on the left. I don't know what's going on. The one on the left, I was like, oh, this is terrible. But the one on the right, sign me up. We didn't let you know she cleans up well.

Yeah, yeah. And she's only 10 years older than this one. How old is she? She's good for her age. So she has to be, what, mid-30s? That girl looks like mid-24, so she has to be what mid 30s mid 24 so she gotta be like 34 that's one thing

mid 30s that means their mom looking good their mom was like you've been fucking for a while yeah both of them bro y'all doing fuck math

y'all insane I ain't doing that shit that's him you ain't doing fuck math on your special you know talk about your dad was 70 he was born in 18 yeah 1802 fair y'all doing doing fuck math on your special. You know, talk about your dad was 70. He was born in 1802.

Y'all doing family fuck math out here. Y'all going to jail, bro. That'd be a good game show. Family. Welcome to family fuck math. That ain't bad as fuck, though. If your auntie is 34 and your niece is 22, who been fucking longer? Your grandma or your mom?

Oh, man, that physical challenge or your mom? Oh, man. That physical challenge. That'd be crazy, man. Remember that game show? Did you guys watch a lot of game show growing up? I did. Family Feud. Yeah.

What game shows did you guys have? Jeopardy. Jeopardy. Jeopardy. I liked Pyramid. That was good. Jeopardy. No one fucked with Jeopardy.

Yeah, Jeopardy was good. Jeopardy always made you feel stupid, though. Wheel of Fortune. I know I was home at school when I was watching Price is Right. Oh, the Price is Right. Come on now. Wheel of Fortune or Price is Right, man. You were home.

I was home. Playing sick. Yeah, you were playing fake as... Or you were just... It was summertime. Remember summertime? Every day was the same. Yeah, just hanging.

Hanging. Just laying on the edge of the couch. Yeah, nothing to do. Hot outside. I remember when my big old aunt June came. Oh, yeah. June Sounds. You know, she's been named right for a month. Yeah.

She was a big woman. 30 days, boy. She stayed, and she would make me watch soap operas with her. Yeah, like Days of Our Lives and shit. So I got into all my children. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I used to watch one called Santa Barbaras.

With an S on it? Yeah. Wow. So it was more than one Santa Barbaras? Santa Barbaras, baby. You look at Santa Barbaras, it was good. Let's see the theme picture of it. Beautiful.

Was that in the 80s? That's a real show, Santa Barbaras? Yeah, it was real. It was real. Very good. Days of our lives. That's the only one I know. Is there Asian soap operas?

Y'all like before and after some growth hormones. Korean dramas. You and shit. Damn, bro. What? Santa Barbaras. Oh, wow. Look at that. of our lives that's the only one is there Asian soap operas before and after some growth hormone Korean dramas what Santa Barbara oh wow look at that damn that's some white shit

wait is the one guy in the back in chocolate face or just real tan zoom in oh no he's Venezuelan or something he's the one

Latin on the show yeah that's a big cast yeah you can't do that now that's too many actors. They had that on soap operas. No, but there's like 20 people there.

Theo keeps moving. You know what I mean? Sometimes he's on the bottom. He's on the sun. Other times he's on the top. Those are all principal actors too, huh? That's A. Martinez right there. Yeah, damn.

That's Richie Valens' brother right there in the middle. Yeah, LeBron. Great movie, dude. I watched it the other night. So sad. Great movie. Stillie Fallon's brother right there in the middle. La Bamba. Great movie, dude. Oh, I watched it the other night. So sad. Oh, great movie. Still has the same ending. They should change the ending.

Oh, God. Richie! Great movie. Venezuela was our dad's name. Love that movie. Bob comes rolling into the fucking dance and ruins it.

What was that dude's name? The Bob. He just died, man. No. Oh, no, no, no. That guy didn't. He didn't die. What movie? Oh, La Bamba. bomba oh word yeah i thought you were talking about selena yeah no different you're talking about also sad ending they should join the man who kills her yeah lou

diamond ldp no no his brother who played why all the latin movies gotta have a sad ending i know you notice that yo his brother was morales something Morales. Something Morales. Isai Morales. Yeah, Isai Morales. Great actor. God, he was good. He just died, didn't he? So good. What was the other one? He died? That they were in prison. Lou Diamond, not Lou Diamond Phillips. Remember that guy?

Lou Diamond Phillips is not even Mexican. That's a crazy thing. What is he? He's Filipino. No. He was in that movie I'm talking about where they were in prison. What was the name of that movie? Prison Boys? No, no, no. He was... Bad Boys. With Sean Penn. He's in Narcos too. That's Bob right there.

No, no. He was in Bad Boys with Sean Penn. That's Bob. I don't know what movie you're talking about. James Olmos. American Me. American Me. Remember American Me? He was not in that film. I think I'm too young for all these bullshit movies. Yeah, these days. You'd like American Me.

It's good. You haven't seen that? No, man. Yeah, but y'all need to get a few fold of panty, bro. Something wrong with you, I think. Yeah, I agree. Stevie probably wearing little panties, huh? No.

You put a thong on, Stevie? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Boxers. Oh, you're a straight old school boxer guy. So aggressive. Was it aggressive? Boxers. No, you're a straight old school boxer guy. So aggressive. Was it aggressive? Was it aggressive? Something's going on over here.

There's a different vibe on the couch now. Steve was like, girl. Steve was wearing them little taco shells. No, no, no. Those old school college boxers, Doug. And sheath underwear. You wear them little koi cups. What do you wear, Eric?

Yeah, what do you wear? Yeah. Eric wears them old school britches. He wears that old school. Whitey tighties? Yeah. Yeah, I guess. You got the whitey tighties.

You wear the Fruit of Looms? I have white. Yeah. I like Fruit of Looms. DVDs. DVDs. Remember those commercials? Can we see it?

No, you can't see it. Why would you? Show him a little, bud. Show me a little. Set the stage. Set the stage, Theo. Let's see that rich underwear you got. I wear straight up undies.

Let's do a segment. Let's do this. Everyone stand up and then put their pants down. Yeah, I'm down. This is a Scissor Brothers thing. No, no, no. This is not a Scissor Brothers thing. No, well, let's just do that.

That'd be a fun segment, huh, Nick? We get views without doing that. No, no, no. This is not a Scissor Brothers thing. No, well, let's just do that. That'd be a fun segment, huh, Nick? We get views without doing that. No, no, no, no, no. We don't have to eat each other's shit. You don't have to smell each other's asshole on this show, Stevie. You don't have to fart into a bag. It'll be fun. We don't have to order a booger from Myanmar.

No, no, let's just do it. Come on. You don't have to set each other on fire for music. No, let's just have fun, guys. Really. We're having fun, man. No, let's just. Come on, guys.

Don't you think it's a good idea? Nick likes it. And ladies and gentlemen, Jeremiah Walkins is here. Jeremiah, come on in. Let's live a little. Please, guys. It'll be fun. Live a little?

Yeah, let's just do it. We're living. What, are you working for NXIVM? You go ahead and do it. You got it. You do it for us, Steve. Let's see them college draws, Doug. I'm not looking.

You got those old school just boxes. Oh, no, it's coming out. It's just his boxes, man. Why are y'all looking at that? Why are you wearing old school boxes, though? That's crazy. I haven't seen those in decades. It's almost like a kilt.

It's like baggy boxes. You got a kilt on, Doug. Yeah. That Asian kilt. Wait, wait. Is that a Catholic schoolgirl's skirt? Yeah. It's your turn. No, it's not. It's your turn. It's your turn. I got another squatilt on, Doug. Yeah. That Asian girl. Wait, wait, is that a Catholic schoolgirl's skirt? Yeah. It's your turn.

No, it's not. It's your turn. It's your turn. I got another squat in my eye. I ain't a damn fool. Get us out of this gay world, fool. Okay. This is fun stuff.

We'll reveal his aunt at the end. It's like a black hole that's just pulling us in. It is, man. I'm trying to. I really am. This guy's great. What's up, brown guy, black guy, Asian guy, white guy? This is Jeremy from Riverside, California, with my flambant submission.

You're in prison, huh? This is my Aunt Julie. May not look like my Aunt Julie, but this is my Aunt Julie. May look like my Uncle Jerry, but it's my Aunt Julie. Yeah, she was born in Brooklyn, New York. Obviously a real butch dyke You know It's BD is the term It was cool

She used to be in rollerblades Oh shit Okay Used to fight men Real men Not just men that look like men Looks like Nick if you didn't get this gig That's Nick when he was living out of the car

Yeah, Nick He's all pissed off That's Nick when he was living out of the car. Yeah, Nick. Nick's all pissed off. I didn't say it. Nick had that same sweater. He had that same fucking shirt. Between the word fuck you, though. He also said she was 260 pounds, had a stroke, and lost a lot of weight. But I did predict that you guys might say such a thing.

Just as proof, I wrote them down jokes. You might possibly say Good for you. I said that I like that. Tell somebody they don't know. Good job, Nick. Good for you. I said that at 11.22. Time stamp that. Nick.

All right. Good job, buddy. Okay, now we got to come with it now. We got to come with something. All right. Damn. But yeah, that's Julie. He says she's rad and she used to roll her teeth.

My question is, would you smash? The heart, man. Heart, man. It depends, man. them Frito teeth? Hard pass. We got to edit that out. You can't say Cheeto teeth, Ben. You just can't.

I didn't say Cheeto. I said Frito. Oh, Frito. That's even worse. That's a Packers fan. That's what Packers fans look like. Now we're talking, man. That's Packers fans right there Wow

She looks like Reggie Light He's got a reverse Hitler mustache Beautiful mustache Don't make fun of it dude That's a beautiful mustache I'm not making fun of it This is obviously The mascot of Seattle

This could be also a young lady Oh true With that mustache I think No dude not with the stache like that Your facial hair is better than mine if it is Bro have you been a lot Dude this could easily And I'm not saying that to be mean

I'm saying that because I could see Nick's surprise And it's with a woman at this point Hey what's up guys this is Josh And I've got a King of the Sting for you So Theo I saw your Twitter poll, and the results were 50-50, so I want to know what you guys think. King of the Sting it,

man rocking perms. Theo, I'm growing a mullet till I see you in the real Ontario, Canada. Thank you, guys. Is that an earring? I know that's hair, but it's an earring, right? He has some swag.

I like this guy. Yeah, he's got his own style. And thank you, sir, first of all, I want to say that, for being yourself and being natural. Yeah, especially Canada. Yeah, because Canada, you get bored up there, you'll carve your dick off. It's too cold, man. You get so cold, you should dress like that. This was 50-50.

Should males get a perm? 11,000 people voted, too. A perm? What's wrong with it? It's a skewed sample size. It steals audio,000 people voted, too. A perm? What's wrong with it? It's a skewed sample size. It's Theo's audio. Perm is good, man. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it.

I'm planning on perming the back for Christmas or just the back. Just the back. You going to get it curled up? Nothing real heavy. Nothing. I don't think I would do like a wet curl or anything like that. So you're going to look like a 17th century judge? You're going to look like you're going to get that George Washington. You're going to look like

you're going to get that George Washington. It's going to curl over here. You're going to look like Pinky from Friday. I would maybe go a little bit of a, maybe a naturalizer

or something on it. Yeah, put a little juice. Get it wet. Show some samples. Oh. That's Malcolm Gladwell, first of all. That dude was coming

to America. What was that dude's name? Oh, I can see the old rocker that Michael Jackson. Ohael jackson yeah oh baby look at share oh damn great actress i love that she snuck in with all the guys because i put famous oh well ain't nothing wrong with it oh damn perv is kind of dope look at bradley cooper yeah look at tom hanks my son has a boy tom hanks My son has a Pervin. Where's Tom Hanks? Is that Tom Hanks up there?

Thanks, bro. That's Tom Hanks? Yeah. Oh, young Tom Hanks. You got to return your wiener at the frickin' front desk. When I was back in the day. You know what I mean? That's how you did it. You should bring that shit back, deal.

Yeah. Ooh, there you go. Tevin Campbell right there. Who is that? Omarion? Yeah. Boy, it's fun. Omarion should be pissed they named that new strand after him that's a little close yeah remember they call it coronavirus and corona

bears like fucking ate shit yeah did they yeah and then they change it to covid and stay well up there in canada baby god bless canada we'll be up there soon because shit's going not well kind of opening up. Huh? Canada's kind of opening up. The border you can drive across now. But still. It's the Canadians coming out buying tickets. I just did House of Comedy, and it was like-

Where at? In Vancouver. Oh, where? And they just went full capacity. My thing is, where's all the dead people at, bro? I don't know. They're not letting them die. But I'm saying, you know you every funeral every it's not like

you're driving past you and parlor and they packed up it's not like you're driving past graveyards and they people's at the gate like we ain't got no they gotta stack them yeah you know i'm saying what is the deal was proof my buddy actually my ex-roommate works at a mortuary more and what he said is he working overtime? He said, yeah, it's a lot. More than half the people. It's like four out of five is COVID deaths. What's this guy want, Nick? What's up, King in the Sting? Listen,

I saw the pumpkin video and it got me thinking. What's your take on throw pillows? I know Eric Griffin there is about to get married. Brandon, you're already there. We got throw pillows on everything. It's unneeded. I know Eric Griffin there is about to get married. Brandon, you're already there. We got throw pillows on everything. It's unneeded.

Let me show you. Pillows on the couch. Head upstairs to the kids' room. Damn, you're on the kids? Throw pillows. That's too many. Go in the daughter's room. More fucking throw pillows. Too many.

Daughter got them? Too many. Go in the bedroom. Fucking throw pillows. That's what those are. More fucking throw the water got him to burn the bedroom fucking throw Weeby probably doesn't have any He knows you Want to catch a salmon up in the Pacific Northwest yes hello he got a pillow Buzz buzz Samming up in the Pacific Northwest. He got a pillow. He got a pillow earned. Ooh. Gang, gang.

Buzz buzz. Steve's sleeping on his dad. Dude, will you stop what you're doing right now? We're about to end it. Let's leave it on a positive note. He said it. I have one throw pillow. Yeah. Okay.

Chin, you've seen it. I've seen it, yeah. He seems on a water bed. He's still got a water bed. Are you shaving my bed now? Do you have a water bed? No, it's a normal mat. Oh, word.

I wouldn't have a waterbed. That'd be sick. What are you about to say? What are you about to say? Go ahead. Run them waves. Do they make twin waterbeds? Well, just in case the hot plate.

King of the stink, dude. Edit all this out, Nick. I swear to fucking God all of it Steve puts like a tube connected to the water bed so at night he can just go like this

sip on it this is my last time here thanks for the opportunity hold on I appreciate you guys no he's sleeping on a big Capri Sun dude I don't have

a fucking water bed dude Steve got a big ass Capri Sun I don't drink Capri Sun I don't have a fucking waterbed, dude. Steve got a big ass Capri Sun. I don't drink Capri Sun. I don't buy that. Apple Snapple. Apple Snapple. I'm going to hit off some panties.

This thumbnail is going to be good. They don't even make those anymore. Yeah, they do. No, you can buy them. 1988. I had one of them, bitches. Nah, dog. 1988.

I never wanted a watermelon. It was too weird. I'll tell you this. Where the hell is my backup today, dude? Kyle. Chin. Kyle's Amish, dude. No, no.

He's a part of my team. He's a part of my team. My bad. He's a great guy. Right, Kyle? And he's a great guy. Thank you. Okay. Thanks for tuning in, guys, to another a part of my team. He's a part of my team. My bad. He's a great guy. And he's a great guy. Thank you. Thanks for tuning in, guys, to another episode.

I had one of those in college. Yeah, I love one of those. The Knicks from Wisconsin, they wouldn't have had waterbeds. They'd have just been ice. Big glue. It'd be a solid ass. It'd be a slushie. You know what I mean?

Steve, are you going to dress up for the holidays or what? Yeah, I'm just trying to see my mom. Come in here and be a little reindeer. That'd be cute. Y'all want the holidays or what? Yeah, I'm just trying to see my mom. Come in here and be a little reindeer. That'd be cute. Y'all want me to do that? Yeah. Y'all have an elf costume in the kitchen.

He should be like a Christmas tree. You want me to be an elf in Asian? Be a little ching-win. But they got to dress up too, man. I can't be the only one. A what, dude? He's going to set a clock. Like an Asian bird. A ching-win. There's not going to be the only one. A what, dude? He's going to be 7 o'clock. A what? Like an Asian bird. A penguin.

I'm not going to be no Asian bird. Thanks for tuning in, guys. It's not a racial thing. It was a great episode. So a penguin fucker. No Asian bird. What'd you say? Yeah, calm down, man.

Yeah. What did you say? You know what? Theo. I heard he said Asian bird. He never wants to get mad at Theo, and he blames me for all this nonsense. Well, I'm happy he's here, dude. I'm happy Theo's here.

I just wanted you to be a little reindeer, man. Rudolph? I'll do it if it's Rudolph. Sure. Wasn't there an Asian one? There's no... What about Blue Balls Duff? What'd you say?

Definitely cut that out. Blue Balls Duff. Blue Balls Duff. Blue Balls Duff. Blue Balls Reindeer. That's so funny. Blue balls reindeer. That's so funny. Had a very blue balls boobs.

You can do this. I like it. I feel like the reindeer would be Chin. That'd be like, that'd be the reindeer's name. Dude, my car is 50 PSI on one of the tires. We don't have to do this right now, Nick. We're about to wrap it up here, buddy. We're about to wrap it up here, buddy. We're about to wrap it up here, buddy.

Is that an Asian family in front of a reindeer? Can we see this again now? Dude, don't do that. Let's wrap it up. Steve's the little one that's like scared. Oh, yeah. This is, I think that this is the. Chin's the tall one. Chin's in the back in the yellow.

This is a little ginger. This is a Korean version, I think, of that movie Powder. All right. Can you sing the anti-Asian podcast? That's the new name. No. Very supportive. No, you said I was that little girl.

Dude, I hate Brendan. Yeah. There you go. Yeah, I get the hate. There you go. All right. What do we got? Any shows?

That's it, man. No shows? We're not doing none of that? No shows. Oh, yeah. I got one. I'm in La Jolla Comedy Store this weekend. Oh, my fave.

Yeah, I love that place. The best. Dude, that's going to be fun. I know, right? That'd be so fun. What are you doing? That's the best place. Aren't you doing Theo and Friends?

None of us are invited. Oh, I didn't think about that. Of course you didn't. That's exactly the problem right there, motherfucker. Damn, you're right. Bro, you told me Saturday and it's Wednesday. It's Wednesday. You told me Saturday to show up. Theo and Friends. Who are these friends? I don't even have them yet. Bro, you told me Saturday. It's Wednesday. It's Wednesday. You told me Saturday to show up.

Theo and friends. Who are these friends? I don't even have them yet. Yeah, exactly. You want to come do a stats TV? Yeah. Wednesday night. When?

Improv. American improv. Yeah? I'll be there. Will you? Yeah. I could do five minutes. Hey, Theo, I could do five minutes.

Huh? Do you want me to come? You see how he looked over and didn't really like acknowledge it I love what you did This is how I was invited to Thanksgiving I'll be there He went Steve you want to come And he just kind of looked at me like oh god

Are you going to ask Yes fuck yeah Theo Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you man I'd! Fuck you, man! I'd love for you to be there. Oh really? Really? King and her sting if you believe that.

No, no, we're not doing any of that. You disingenuous motherfucker. I would love for you to be there. So, Improv Wednesdays at Coachella? That would be our first King and her Sting people. Oh yeah! That's our first thing then. If we do that. Why don't you do that?

You never think about us over here while you're busy fucking. You know how I know he don't think? He don't even know how to get here every time. Like he take a new route every single time.

What street is it? Yeah, he's calling like, hey, how do I get to that thing that I've been doing for a year? How do I get there? He didn't even think of us at all. Oh, look at this racist shit. Bring that back up.

What was that? What's going on here, Nick? You're kind of blindspotting me. I was looking to see if you had your schedule up. Look at this Papa John right here. Me and Jeremiah will be at the Souls Jules Comedy Club January 8th in Jefferson, Pennsylvania. Is that like a bowling

team shirt? Strike on that joke. But it's like bowling, a laundromat, and a donut shop. You've jabbed at me all day. Seriously, you've had enough shots at me. But this is what happens when you're on the couch with you. I've taken enough from you today.

And it's bowling, dude, if you're talking to him. Bowling. Can we get out of here, please? I'm in Florida, end of the month, Fort Lauderdale. Fort Lauderdale, Florida, December 30th. Is he the Taekwondo champion? Bowling? Coachella Casino. I'll be at Spotlight Casino this Saturday night.

See you guys. In Coachella, gang. Now that's a great show. That was awesome. We'll be right back. You know how we do it, so just tune in for the laughs Theo said that he was on his way, but ran out of gas Stevie Weeby used to wrestle down at Pallway Now he only pinning boys in the hallway This ain't the greatest show on earth and what you call that?

Eric Griffin with him, he the Nate, dog a podcast Yeah, the whole crew sick, it's the kink and the stink What up, Chin? What up, Nick? Stevie Weeby, Eric Griffin Just walked in and got it lit You can't forget about Brendan He still need everything Thick, thick, thick

Still got the bees in the trap trapping Still the King and the Sting So quit asking If you know, then you know It's a cat's thing Ball and chain Hair swang like the rat king. King in the state, back with the crew.

We got Stevie Weeby, Eric Griffin, Brendan, Theo too. Yeah, you know how we do it, so just tune in for the laughs. Theo said that he was on his way, but ran out of gas. King in the state. King in the state. King in the Sting King and the Sting King and the Sting