The Golden Hour - Episode 153: The Giver Bell

Episode Date: December 24, 2021

Theo joins the gang online, SteeBee WeeBee deals with a bout of pink eye and the guys talk Christmas plans, Jake Paul vs Tyron Woodley 2, having dogs on road trips, the worst gifts they've ever received, Nick ghosting his Big Brothers Of America mentor, a live KATS gift exchange with the crew and much more! Get your King and the Sting merch at katsmerch.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Y'all don't know about history, bro. Brendan doesn't know about history, dude. Dude, I don't. You definitely don't, man. Bro, you don't know about history, dude. Name something from history. Dude, you name something. Name a history book your mom read to you when you were homeschooled.

The Alamo. book your mom read to you when you're homeschooled the alamo back off my broccolini get your life together it is don't touch me bro i'm not touching you damn theo what is that what is that gucci is that a gucci top from the north pole what is that what is that gucci is that a gucci top from the north pole this is balenciagi baby damn daddy yeah that's uh that's that fancy this macron or something francis macron or whatever damn we can fly out there in nashville man yeah this rob ford baby you know it's that nice shit damn santa got paid this year daddy well i don't know i mean it's definitely a loner one of the arms itches in it oh it looks like it oh where's it been the sled got some spinners on it or what i'm afraid to reach in there i think this was cat williams at some point heavy on the cat bro because this thing's dandered up boy if you look down one of these things boy

you can hear a meow every now and then i'm allergic to them bitches so fuck them cats you're allergic where's that little sesame cinnamon stick you got over there where is he at oh you're talking about that little fucking egg roll you're talking about stevie dude so he went to the strip club without the cats crew and i think he got pink eye from somebody farting his face yeah he was he had his nose in somebody's butthole for sure. Who gets pink eye at his age? Look at him. Who gets pink eye at his age? First of all.

I can't come in today, guys. I got pink eye. You notice how Steve has no under eye? Like there's no definition. It's just eye. It's just cheek and eye are like combined. Look, Asian person saying they got pink eye, that's the dog ate my homework of white kids.

Okay, so. Facts. Facts. Because if you get pink eye, man, just the surface is tough, dude. Let's be real here. Do we really think I got pink eye? It just doesn't feel like doing the Christmas episode. Maybe he forgot a gift.

I forgot a gift. Oh, no. He said, dude, there's pus coming out of my eye. I feel horrible, dude. What the fuck? Oh, pus coming out of his eye. It could be actual pus if he was at a strip club. Yeah.

I asked him if he wanted to zoom in, and he was not having it. He was offended. Of course, he's offended. He was offended? God, you don't have AIDS, Stevie. It's fucking pink guy, dude. Yeah. He said it was an offense to his dynasty.

I'm like, you don't have a dynasty, dude. It's you and Bob. Yeah. It's a very soft dynasty. I mean, I don't want to be like the stereotype or anything, but like I can't see the pink eye. I'm with you, too. I'm with Eric a little bit on this. It just looks like he's been crying.

It just looks like his regular eye. Yeah, it looks like he's been crying. You know what I his regular eye. Yeah, it looks like he's been crying. You know what I mean? Y'all cold, baby. Y'all wrong, man. Oh, man. Y'all wrong, man. That's probably a difficult...

That's probably a... Maybe more Asians have pink eye than we know. It's getting... You're getting borderline racist. You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm staying a little bit away from this one, Chin. When Chin says that's borderline and Chin. I'm just kidding, though.

But yeah, it is borderline. It's getting there. We're getting there. But also. Hey, we didn't say his car insurance rate went up. You know what I'm saying? It's like if the three of us say, hey, man, these allergies are popping. We all got noses on us.

You know what I'm saying? So that makes sense. Thank you. A lot of Asian folks also, they... Here we go. We tried getting past it. This is called the racist rev up. Go ahead, Theo.

Oh, come on, man. It's called circling back around race, isn't it, Theo? You just hear... I'll tell you what. Y'all don't know about history, man. Y'all don't know about history, bro. Brendan doesn't know about history, man. Y'all don't know about history, bro. Brendan doesn't know about history, dude. Dude, I don't.

You definitely don't, man. Bro, you don't know about history, dude? Name something from history. Dude, you name something. Name a history book your mom read to you when you were homeschooled. The Alamo. I don't know much about history don't know much i'll tell you what no one's invited the three of us to a cocaine party

with these noses yeah well i wouldn't do cocaine anyway dude look i saw a guy one time in asia eating bird feet the talons not even grilled or nothing just straight oh. Oh, like the nails? I mean, fresh off the branch. Like the talons? Farm to table type of thing. Oh, yeah. This was flock to table. This thing had been. This is sky to table. Sky to table.

Flock to table. Oh, I think this thing had. That's not like a good Asian restaurant. Flock to table. Oh, my God. Dude, I saw her open a bag on a train and just eat the talons on the train, man. And then she spit the little fingernails or whatever in her hand. Oh, my God. Savage.

I thought it was pretty hot. Oh, yeah? You turned on by it? Not turned on, but not turned off. You know, I at least was intrigued. You appreciated it. But, Chen, a lot of Koreans and different people like that have, they're not afraid to eat stuff like we are here in America. I mean, fear factor is basically lunch of it.

I got to be honest, though, man. Brennan knows I eat like I love eating kind of organs, all kinds of crazy stuff, even blood, coagulated blood. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, but then liver. But then Asians can have like milk. Yeah, we're like most of us are lactose intolerant. You can't have cheese. But I still eat it all the time.

Oh, you eat cheese, too? Oh, yeah. The stinkiest one is one I like the most. No, I'm good. And what's a harsh cheese on an Asian? A harsh cheese, maybe a Havarti? Ooh, check out the big brain on Chan. We are fancy. Oh yeah what about that red cheddar you see both that right guys are like oh i know me

and theo love cheese man we're like fat mice dude we love us some cheese what's going on for christmas out in asphodel you're staying out there? You going to see the family in New Orleans? I'm going back to Louisiana, brother. That's what I'm doing, man. Merry Christmas to you guys over there, man. I wish I was over there with you. Merry Christmas. I'm just glad that I get to be here today and we all get to be together, man.

I'm going to Louisiana. What are you guys going to do? I'm looking for my Christmas bonus envelope. Where is that? Oh, this is like Christmas vacation. Yeah, that's a great question, man. Where's that? Oh, this is like Christmas vacation. Yeah, that's a great question, man. Where is that shit, Brendan? Yeah, where's the Christmas?

I'm looking and I don't see the... Oh, I'm sure it's up there somewhere. What are you doing for Christmas, Eric? I'm just hanging out here with Rachel. I'm just whoever... Hey, Brendan didn't even answer. Brendan didn't even comment. He just said, what for Christmas, Eric? I'm just hanging out here with Rachel. Brennan didn't even answer. Brennan didn't even comment. He just said, what you doing, Eric? Just moving past the bonuses?

Yeah, yeah. I know this is like mom and dad. They didn't get their check this year, so there's no presents under the tree. That's these two. Man, we didn't even talk about this. Y'all be the worst gay dads ever at Christmas. No, it would be awesome, man. What?

I'm not being a gay dad. Yeah, you are, dude. Yeah, you are. You would be my gay dad, man. Yeah. My gay soulmate, dog. You would be a great couple. Don't say that.

He would keep trying to adopt kids, but they would keep giving him ethnic ones. So he would just keep going and going and going until he got it. They're like, this is the ninth one. It's just not working out. He's like, yeah. You have any white kids? But he wouldn't say it like that. Do you have any ones that are the same?

Not so tan? What is this? Eggnog. You have something a little more Nordic? Okay, I was about to say, I don't do eggnog. Eggnog. I don't do it either, but I'm doing it today. Eggnog is thick.

It's super thick, yeah. Cheers, boys. Cheers, boys. Because I don't drink it. You didn't put alcohol in this, did you? No, no. It's just eggnog. It tastes really delicious.

You don't do eggnog, Eric, but you look like you do eggnog. Really? Say you drink eggnog without saying you drink eggnog. That's Eric taste some Eric I don't like it alright you don't even know he would not do well

in beer factory and dude eggnog sounds kind of it's kind of racist huh yeah a little bit if too many whiskey

eggnogs that nog starts turning a little different Theo makes anywhere with N and G in it racist oh that's not true That nog starts turning a little different. Theo makes any word with N and G in it racist.

Oh. That's not true. Damn, boy. Even how he said that, I went, ooh, I don't like how he said not. I'm just saying, boy. That was a hard NG on that one. Now, is David Dukes giving Theo a fucking fruitcake this year? Maybe. Yeah. Maybe. a fucking fruitcake this year? Maybe. Yeah.

Maybe. A little fruitcake. Dude, is there a bigger fruitcake than you, son? I don't think so, baby. Fruit at the bottom, fruit at the top. Fruit in the middle, Doug. This little cup of brogherd over here is the damn freaking fruitiest thing I've ever seen, baby. Let's take a little break with the shenanigans, the Christmas shenanigans with the Cats crew.

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And we're doing White Elephant at the end, but this guy has a question about Jake Paul, Tyrone Woodley. Damn, Daddy is sweating in this fucking... I told you you were going to be in this game. What are you doing? Take that shit off. You already got a fucking sweater on. I'm doing it for the game.

Y'all stripping? Y'all stripping. What is up, King and the Steen crew? It's Andre from Oklahoma here. Excuse my voice. These allergies in the Midwest are kicking my butt. y'all stripping y'all stripping what is up king and the steam crew it's andre from oklahoma here excuse my voice these allergies in the midwest are kicking my butt breach but everyone in the studio if you watched it if you didn't watch it and just seen clips i just wanted to get y'all's thoughts on this jake the problem child paul versus tyron the chosen one, Woodley 2 fight. If you've seen it, Jake Paul, I mean, put Tyron Woodley to sleep with 50 seconds left in the sixth round, which is crazy

because even being a Jake Paul fan, I had Tyron Woodley winning at that point. But if y'all watch it, I just want to get y'all's views and thoughts on it. And, hey, have a great day. Hope y'all are going to have a Merry Christmas. Thank you, Little Red Riding Hood. I have a question. I'm not a fight aficionado or nothing like that. You guys know

I don't like this kind of stuff, but I did see that. You saw the clip. I saw the clip and I was like, wow, but let me ask you this. Who is Canelo like the premier boxer right now? Yeah, best in the world. Okay. Pound number one. All right.

Best in the world. So if you're a fighter, would you take a fight with Canelo with two weeks notice? Absolutely not. Right. And why is that? Because the level he's at. I mean, his last fight, a guy did do it on, I think a three week notice. I know.

We're also talking about a guy who's been boxed since he was eight. I know. But what I'm saying though, is that what I'm saying is, no pedophilia, dog. Just trying to give him the facts, you know?

I know. But what I'm saying is like, it's a, to me, it's a lack of respect for like, to think that, yeah, I'm just going to take this fight within two weeks.

Hold up. Woodley was training. He thought Tommy Fury was going to pull out. So he's been training. It wasn't like, well, that, yeah, I'm just going to take this fight within two weeks. Well, hold up. Woodley was training. He thought Tommy Fury was going to pull out, so he's been training. It wasn't like he was on the couch. Well, that makes it even worse. Because to me, I think it's time for Jake Paul to fight a real boxer because he's going to really hurt somebody. Define real boxer.

I'm saying somebody that's like, because this guy that he fought wasn't necessarily a boxer right you're talking about a hall of fame uh ufc fighter i know but isn't box just because you're good at ufc doesn't mean that is it a combination of all that stuff it's different but at the same time too like so he was supposed to fight tommy fury right who's supposedly a quote-unquote boxer tommy fury is an easier fight than Woodley for him. You think so? I don't. It didn't look. To me, my ignorance, my naivete about this, it looked like that dude was not ready to be in the ring with him.

Because, you know, anybody can get caught at any particular time. 100%. Anybody, no matter who you are. And I don't know if that guy had the – it didn't seem like he had the techniques to protect himself. I mean, he could have killed him, man. He could have killed him. Look. That was a vicious-ass hit, man.

Vicious. First of all, they dressed up little Tyron as a – they dress him up like a damn little Christmas ornament out there, like a little Christmas ornament. Something you'd buy at like a gay gas station. Like a little Santa thought? Talking about a little Santa thought? I mean, whoever dressed him up. A gay gas station?

I'm just saying, bro. Is it called 69? Fill up 69, bro. So, you know, they dressed him up out the gate. You know, they had him looking a little Christopher Robin out there out the gate. Then, you know good and well, Brendan, that Tyron Woodley has not been the same guy for the past three years. I don't think. He doesn't want to fight his last six fights.

I say this out of total respect. He was 0-4 in his last four fights in the UFC. I don't think he is mentally in the same place that he was. Spot on. So it's almost like beating on somebody that is not mentally well. That's what I personally felt like. I don't see. I wouldn't say mentally well.

I think it's like beating on somebody who is just doing it for the payday. You know what I'm saying? He's not doing the same things that got him to the world championship level. That's what I'm saying. He didn't look like he was ready for the fight. And I just feel like I think that Jake Paul, at this point and now, it's like

you need to fight. Fight like a guy that's boxing all the time. Here's the thing though. All the hate on Jake Paul and stuff. No, this is no hate. No, I get it. Everyone's a fighter real box. Go to any, name a box that you guys like. Tyson Fury, That's the thing, though. All the hate on Jake Paul and stuff. No, this is no hate. No, I get it. Everyone's a fighter real box. It's not hate. Go to any, name a box that you guys like. Tyson Fury, Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield.

Any Mexican dude. Sure. Julio Chavez Sr., Jr., whoever the fuck you want, Canelo. Their first four fights, they were fighting cans. Of course. That's how it should be. I know. Jake Paul's first four fights are way more difficult than anything your favorite boxer fought. You have to give the guy credit at some point.

Well, he also had in his contract, you can't knock me out. That's not true. That's not true. That's not real. Thank goodness. Good. That's been debunked. Well, look.

I was jealous of the rest that Tyron Woodley got. I mean, you saw him go to sleep. I mean, you can't even get to sleep like that anymore as an adult. That five-minute power nap? Yeah, that was like good. Oh? Yeah, that was like, damn. Oh, dog. I was like, damn. Wrap me up in a Hampton Inn, son.

Let's do this, boy. We can figure that out. You come out here with the shit you give me. I'll give you a quick nap, brother, if that's what you're looking for. Dude, you. That's bad. And look at the ref, too. The ref is like, oof.

The ref's like this. Yeah, yeah. The ref's motion like, uh-uh. This is done. But listen, you do that to Woodley, now, to your point, you want to see him fight a real fighter, quote-unquote, boxer, you're going to get it. You flatline Woodley, you're going to get it.

Let me ask you this, though. You just reminded me. Both of y'all, Theo, everybody in here just ended up fighting. Let's say he wants to fight Canelo, who is like the champ. Not happening. But listen. Okay, go ahead. This is my whole point.

It is a lose-lose for Canelo. 100%. All right? And it's a win for Jake no matter what. Right. Because even if he just getting in the ring. Well, that's Logan Paul Floyd Mayweather. No, but that's different because Floyd, he already retired,

and he already did that other ridiculous fight with the other guy that he could have demolished, but for the money he let it go. You know what I mean? George Orwell or whatever? No, no, no. Conor McGregor. Conor McGregor. He could have killed Conor McGregor in the ring,

and he just let him, like, he made it entertaining. That was WWF. Okay, but what I'm saying is, like like canelo can only win if he does this if if as soon as jake paul gets in the ring he has to demolish him in a way that hey man this levels to this canelo would never do it he makes too much money but but but what i'm saying though is like it's like when i right i was center in seventh grade and i had to face a female nose tackle. It was a lose-lose for me. Yes.

Even though she's – She beat your ass, Nick? No, I shut her down. No one cared. No one cared. Nick's a hot pancake, that bitch. Not a big deal. She was about twice my size, and I cut block her the whole time, but she didn't get any tackle.

Oh, damn. Damn. Nice, dog. She landed on top of me every time. All right, Jeff Saturday. But it would be like a social influencer starting to do comedy, and then he's now co-headlining with Chappelle. Yeah.

You know what I mean? And then that would be a victory. Even if you're ready or not, you'd be like, I did it. I worked my way, and I got this guy to fight me. Unless you get knocked out in 30 seconds, and you're mean for the rest of the year. The Pauls have put themselves in a great position. Yeah, I agree.

A great business position. It in a great position. Yeah, I agree. A great business position. It's a great business move. It was before the holiday. People are sitting and people are curious. People want to, you know. It's entertainment. Woodley just doesn't let go with the hands. It's not his universe.

And man, he cooked him up. But, Theo, does that imply then that he's not proficient in boxing enough to be with somebody that, like, obviously. He's only 4-0, though. So his people demand him to fight like Canelo and shit. I'm saying Woodley is not proficient in boxing. Yeah, that's my question. It looked as if, like, that guy. Because even that move that whatever he did to make him –

Yeah, whatever he did, the dude almost was like, okay. Then he just went like, take my face. And I was like, god damn. You see that in slow-mo? He got paid, though. And that's what he's looking for. Some people think it was he took a fall. Some people think he took a fall.

Some people are stupid. Brandon, you don't know. I know for a fact. I know Woodley very well. Trust me, he did not take a fall. Ask your boy Dustin Poirier if Woodley took a fall. He's really close to Woodley.

Anybody knows Woodley? Trust me. He ain't saying, hey, I'll take a fall. You can flatline me in the fucking sixth round and ruin my career. And now the chance

for him getting signed anywhere else is not good. It's so short-sighted. I want to see him fight again. What was the payday, though? How much did he get? Millions. Probably millions. Millions. And want to see him fight again. What was the payday, though? How much did he get? Millions. Probably millions.

Millions. And Jake actually gave him, Jake, because of the rumors of the whole $500,000 thing. Jake, I'm a gold stretcher. Jake actually put in the contract that Tyron Woodley, if Tyron Woodley could knock him out,

if he knocked Jake out, he would give him $500,000 extra. That was actually in their contract. These boys playing with some loot. Yeah. I wish it was all or nothing. I wish it was like, let's say the thing is like a $50 million thing. Everyone gets 50? No, you say you're going to get like 10% to pay your fees and all your people.

You get that. But it's like, imagine if the fight was like, you get, you know, if it's 50 million, you get 47 million if you win and the other person gets three. I think these motherfuckers would fight there. UFC is kind of like that.

UFC is kind of like that. But it's not the same amount of money though, right? At the higher levels it is. Oh, wow. Yeah, I think, look man,

these guys did it. They put the show on again and people paid to see it. You know? And it's, yeah. I'm excited to see what's next. Well, he said Le'Veon Bell.

They said Le'Veon Bell might fight him now. All I'm saying is... Listen, I'm saying this. They need to put some respect on Jake Paul's name. That's my point. That's my point. That's what I'm saying. Was he really training? You take the fight?

Come on, man. Even if, to me, if I'm going to Like, you know, was he really training? Like, you take the fight. Like, come on, man. I think it's like, even if, to me, it's like, if I'm going to fight, say, Canelo, you're going to need six months. Like, what's a proper training? A camp. Because style. Eight weeks of proper training. But, you know, what's that term they always say? Styles make fights.

Correct. Right? So what about Tyrone Woodley style made him think that, oh, I'm going to go, I can hang in the ring with Jake Paul. Because Jake has no experience, and Woodley has a ton of experience in the UFC. That's what they were thinking. And Woodley knocked out plenty of people. But again, I don't like that comparison.

I don't think boxing and UFC, they need to stop comparing the two. That needs to end because it's not the same. Yeah, but I think it's just these two, it's an interesting thing. You're like, this guy has a lot of fighting experience. It's just different. This guy is new to fighting. What's that? I said you're right.

Sorry, you're right though. Yeah, there's enough curiosity there, but I think the curiosity is it might start wearing off or he might just continue to beat urban men from different sports, which is what he's doing. You see the glee he had in that? No, I don't like it. Wait, is Jake Paul the great white hope for you? No, he's not, no. Are you secretly at home like, beat him down?

Y'all need to get a real brother or get a freaking Vato in there, dog. Dude, I know nine dudes that work at a car wash in Tucson that'll freaking definitely go 12 rounds. They got some hands. Giving them hands. You tell me you boys want to watch Jake Paul versus Nate Diaz, Jake Paul versus Conor McGregor, Jake Paul versus Anderson Silva now? I'd watch all of those.

We'd all pay for it. All right, what else you got, Nick? This guy's got to king it or sting it for us. But I think Jake Paul would knock McGregor out. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Hard take by Eric.

He's a lot bigger, man. See, like, I'm fascinated. If that happens. Yeah, I think if he caught him. Conor's 190 pounds. I'll 100% steal that fight if that happens. Go ahead. I mean, I'm surprised BLM ain't getting that Jake Paul for some of this shit.

Oh, my God. Where they at? What's up, guys? It's Jorge Masvidal. Coming from behind the Christmas tree. Considering it's Christmas time, I got a King of the Singin' for you. Office slash work Christmas parties. I know I would never be caught dead there.

You got the manager always getting sleazy with the ladies. Yep. Co-workers getting drunk and sloppy. Yep. Doing some bullshit. Where does this guy work? A strip club? Gang gang buzz buzz. Cute kid strip club? Gang gang buzz buzz.

Cute kid, man. Oh, so cute. Oh, she's cute. Yeah, I think he's referring to that cop, right? He's the chief police and then what cop is bodied up like this one giving lap dances? Well, what are we talking about here? Can you see a deal that so this

NYPD rookie gives lieutenant lap dance at Wild Holiday Party now under investigation? I'll tell you what's wrong with this. What's up? Look at her. She has some experience in the field. Okay. She's a cop.

Yeah, that's a cop, Doug. Wow. Let's finish watching, Eric, and you can get to your point. Lock me up. You feel it? Lock me up. Yeah, that is crazy. She's a cop that's crazy this precinct is lit hell yeah but that's new york so they can't arrest people right now that should be the new strip club in new york precinct 69 hell yeah look this go on, Eric. You were leading the charge here.

What you got? Not everything should be on the internet. Like, I have zero problem with this. Like, absolutely zero problem with this. Oh, that's what you're saying. I'm saying zero, zero, zero. They're at a holiday party. They know each other.

Everybody's friends. So what did this chick, hot chick, is a a cop and she wants to like you know have some fun at a holiday party agree and then some idiot videotaped this and they put it out on the internet and now we're shaming her and making this guy out to be a pervert well he's on leave let me put this on leave now i know but i know and it's my problem with it is stop putting shit on the internet okay keep your life to yourself Nobody gives a fuck about you. Stop it. Yeah, all it's going to do is hurt this guy. And also, if you're cops, wire their

cell phones out at this holiday party. Also, look at his wife. Can't blame him for getting lab danced. What? That's his wife? That's his wife, and she was actually pissed at the press. They were trying to go past the house and ask her questions. She was like, fuck you, fuck you. Isn't there more stuff to be worried about? Yeah. She's right. Amen. She was like Honey Boo Boo back to the house and ask her questions. She was like, fuck you, fuck you. Isn't there more stuff to be worried about?

Yeah. She's right. I'm saying so. She was like Honey Boo Boo. Whoever the rat is, whoever the rat is at this party. That's why when you have like, even take it to this level, like in comedy shows. That's why we started to do that thing where it's like, put your cell phone in a bag. 100%.

Can we just live life? Can we experience this without it being like, well, I have to record this. Be present. Be present. And now out, well, I have to record this. Yeah, be present. Be present. And now out of context, I have to do this? Yeah. I think this is terrible.

I don't have no problem with her. Good for you. She fine. And a cop. Good for her. And she was just doing her thing at a party that she didn't think this was going to get put out on the internet like this. It sucks. That girl got skills.

It sucks. Okay. Hold on, fellas. What I'm saying is this man when you defund the police bro you start getting some real second third stringers in there you get strippers now we're cops you get an it guy as a cop yeah you get a fisherman in there he trying to catch a criminal on a damn uh chicken liver or back or spinner bait you know what i'm saying you get all type of you getting some real different anglers in there. So this lady obviously is a sexual worker or a dancer in a past life or at some time. Sexual being.

But now with defund the police, they're letting anybody. It's like when the NFL was on strike and everybody's daddy was out there playing for the Oilers. Yeah, it's called the replacements. Yeah, it's just like that man so that's who you getting you getting the it guy he's out here you know he's so i think you have a lot of people that aren't used to being cops um and then also you got the surveillance department at the party dog they doing their job son that's all they doing baby haters man was it worth it that's all they doing, baby. That's all they doing. Was it worth it? That's all I said. Also, you filmed that,

put it out. What the fuck are you doing? Yeah. Was that worth it? Was it worth it? Like, is a person that filmed that, what did they get out of this?

Right. It's not even like, did they sell it? Did they, did they, I need to know that they made money off that video. Well, that's why if you go to like celebrity parties,

even if it's just like a dinner or a kid's birthday party, and they take your phone, you're like, you believe they're doing something like, yeah too because you're gonna put it on the internet i just went to i just went to a like a celebrity type christmas party and it was like you had to leave you had to check your phone in and i totally got it my girl was furious because she was like i want to take a picture no this ain't for that you know and i was like nah you know it is what it is and it's like i it to me it's a shame that people can't be present and

just live your life without having to share it that and then now out of context somebody's life is ruined he lost his or he's on paid leave and this is messed up but also what they should do is they should tell who put the video out right yeah the person i'm sick of people being able to put videos out and there's no responsibility for the videographer. You know, Larry Elwood or whatever did this video. That way, before you put a video out, you have to know, okay, am I willing to co-sign on this? Yeah. Everybody knowing that I'm the blaster.

Because if I'm a cop in that station, I'm not trusting that dude who blasted that out. He should lose his job. We can't trust the snitch. And they should put out the name of the rookie cop, too. Yeah, and give her her Instagram and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, look, I came here. I think we need more of this type of stuff.

Nick, I feel like he needs more speed in her area. He want to like, is that her? He just go drive fast by her. Pull me over, girl. I'm with fast by her. Pull me over, girl. I'm with Nick on this. Lock me up, girl. I don't know why they're blurring her face. She's like TV famous.

I know. Killing it. Is this her? I don't know if speeding would be Nick's crime. I think Nick's more of a peeping Tom type of vibe, I think. I agree. Learn from the best, boss. Yeah, there you go.

Nick, that'd be banging on his window. You can't sleep here. Nick, showing up with a white elephant gift outside of somebody's bedroom window. Yeah, Nick's getting arrested for like loitering or something in somebody's hot tub. But then I have the gift in my hand. I'm like, no. Yeah, that's true. What's this little guy?

Let's get to this. She's got a King It or Sting It for us. Hey guys, long time listener, first time caller. My name is Alyssa and I have a King It or Sting It for you. Holiday road trips with your dog, your little furry companion. That's Penelope. She has been on a number of road trips

with me from California to North Carolina and Texas and now back up to Iowa again to visit family for the holidays. So, King of the Sing It, road trips with your dog. Also, I've been waiting to see Theo in San Antonio or Austin for a long time now. I saw Brennan a couple years ago, and I've been waiting to see Theo. My favorite comedian. That Netflix special was awesome. Loved it.

Can't wait to see you live, hopefully someday soon someday soon she keep going Ontario and other crazy places up north oh there's where my Christmas bonus went yeah it sounds like she's a companion you feel me yeah if you're looking for a thick-ass elf, jump to that California trip. You let me know, girl. Yeah. Dogs on trips sting it. I don't want to see your dumb-ass dog. Well, she might be a dog.

Get your punk-ass dog out of here. That's her road trip companion, man. Yeah. Get Theo in the back seat of that bitch. Theo should be in the front seat. Oh, yeah, if you need a rat. If you need a rat, man, you put me in that. Yeah. Put me in that bitch. Oh yeah, if you need a rat, if you need a rat, put me in that

trunk, you feel me? What I'm saying is this, mama, I think you can drive anywhere you want. I'll let you drive around my neighborhood and you could have all types of animals in your vehicle. But I think, yeah, animals have just a right to see America as everybody

else. No matter who you are, black, white, spotted, you know, otter, hound, whatever, man. Aviary. Everybody has equal opportunity, man. Native Americans. That girl needs to be safe going across the nation solo with that weak ass dog. It's not like she's like a German chef. Yeah.

If it was like a rock wilder. You trying to get killed, girl? They just caught a serial killer the other day. She should take the president's old German shepherd. They just got rid of their dog. Oh, they have a new one named Commander or some shit. Biden thought it was a fucking werewolf. That girl's dumb, though.

What's she doing traveling by herself that's what I'm saying girl you need security girl y'all sound like some damn rapist bro

you sound thirsty you wanna be in her trunk what are you talking about you talking about you wanna be in her trunk you want to pop out of her trunk surprise

it's a rat kid who are you you talking about you wanna be in her trunk and have her stop at a gas station and get rhino 9000s? Yeah.

He would already have it in the trunk, you know? Girl, you tired? Here's a Rhino 9000. I don't think they make 9000. I think they only make an 8700. And the lozenges are getting so big, you can't even get them down your throat. You're like, dang, I might as well.

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See DraftKings.com slash sportsbook for details. Gambling problem? Call 100 Gambler. What's this guy want, Nick? Hopefully she stays safe. Brendan asked for people to send in some of their worst gifts, and we got a couple good ones. And then if anybody else in here remembers their worst gift.

Dang. All right, worst present I ever got was also the best present I ever got. I got my bike back. Left my bike out a few too many times. Dad said it was going to get stolen. It got stolen. Six, eight months later,

showed up under the Christmas tree. Took the Santa, stole my bike, but then gave it back. It's a horrible gift. It sounds like your dad took the back. It's a horrible thing. It sounds like your dad took the bike to teach you a lesson. It's cheap.

It's like your dad is cheap and broke. Yeah, the cheapest dad in the world hid your bike for six months. Let me steal this bike. I'll bring it back

around Christmas. He'll be stoked. Or no, what he did was he had to pawn it to pay some bills and then he got the money and re-bought it back from the pawn shop.

That's a terrible gift. Under the guise of teaching him a lesson from the pawn shop yeah yeah terrible gift yeah i remember when i was like 31 my my grandma gave me a blanket with an eagle on it the fucking awful gift awful gift dang bro that sound like a nice gift i had a bald eagle on it was like a smaller blanket i was 30 bro oh yeah it sounds real nice what'd you get over 40 all your gifts are gonna be shit bald eagle on it. It was like a smaller blanket. I was 30, bro. Yeah, it sounds real nice. Once you get over 40, all your gifts are going to be shit. Yeah, I don't ask for gifts no more.

Yeah, people give you shaving cream. Yeah, yeah. People give you a hug. Yeah. When you get over 40, they start giving you stuff that they think you need. So you get like nose hair clippers. You know what I mean?

That's so bitchy. Yeah, you get some stuff like, yeah, this is some new deodorant. I think that you. I hate when they give me cologne. I'm like, I don't even like this fucking scent. Rachel gives me candles all the time. She was giving me candles when we first started.

Ooh, I like candles. Yeah, but for like Christmas. Yeah, that's a shit gift. Christmas. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'd open it and have the nerve to wrap it too. So I'm opening it up like, oh, it's a candle. Oh, thank you.

That'd be nice for your bath. With your bath bomb. I mean, true enough. What's the best gift y'all got? it to so i'm opening it up like oh it's a candle oh thank you for your bass with your what your what's the what's the best gift y'all got i remember my dad got me remember my pet monster and at the time those things were hype you couldn't get them anywhere my dad found one at toys r us somebody returned it and my dad told me that they're all sold out we can't do anything and then my pet monster showed up bro i was so fucking crunk i slept with that monster wrestled with him played video games with him stop put him on the back of my bike my best yes with the chains on it oh wow and then they had a cartoon of it oh my god i loved him

that was my best friend as a kid snm explains a lot too yeah explains a lot that's why you were such my best friend same nose as theo you a sexual deviant. That was my best friend. Same nose as Theo. You a sexual deviant because of this. Right. The same nose as Theo. Now Theo's my best friend. It does have Theo's eyes. You know what I mean?

We could have some relation. I also got a Teddy Rupskin. I was also fucking hype about that. Remember Teddy Rupskin? Oh, yeah. You put the cassette in the back and he talks to you, tells you stories. God, you were a little baby, baby. You were like.

Yeah, what you was getting. Oh, I'm sorry my parents loved me. Here we go. I got a saw one time. I got a saw. A saw? You got tools? We got a battery charger one time.

Hey, here's the thing about Teddy Rupkin. That jaw that moves, that bitch is pretty fragile. His jaw fell off, and it was fucking terrifying for many of years. That sounds like you a sexual demon. That's what I'm saying. He was trying to put his dick in it. You know what I mean? Nah, man.

That thing just fell off. Keep talking, Teddy. Keep talking, Teddy. Keep talking that shit, Teddy. He cut a hole in it. His jaw fell off? Yeah, his jaw fell off, man. I was terrified of, Teddy. He cut a hole in it. His jaw fell off. Yeah, his jaw fell off, man. I was terrified of that thing.

The safe word was lamb chop. And then my brother got, you remember this? This is old school. My brother got a 3DO. Do you remember 3DOs? There's like Sega, Nintendo, then there's 3DO, man. Brandon, where was you at? What realm were you living in?

I think I had one of those, too, for a second. Yeah. Panasonic 3DO. Yeah, but y'all don't know. I had a ColecoVision, though. I think I got that for Christmas one year. Remember the ColecoVision? Damn.

What y'all living? Y'all had a damn fireplace or something? Y'all fucking weirdos, bro. Wait, what is a fireplace? That 3DO, I remember they had a fighting game, and Rob Zombie did the music for it. God, it was lit. Oh, bro. Wait, what is that? I remember they had a fighting game and Rob Zombie did the music for it. God, it was lit. Oh, wow. Yeah, those were the days.

Theo was pretty quiet. It didn't sound like he had many good Christmases. Theo didn't get shit. I don't remember what we had, man. I remember we got one time we didn't have much, man. We got a dang. I remember mom gave us each a big two liter soda when i was young did she wrap it everybody got a different kind was it root beer uh no i got a

diet cherry seven up makes sense thicker kid um but did she did you guys have a christmas tree or did she put it outside at the tree outside was that the christmas tree or like did you have christmas trees yeah we did we had an indoor tree my mom once decorated a palm tree we always had a fake tree when i was a kid and i had to put it together yeah fuck yeah who has real trees man it's a night who makes their kid put together a fake tree for christmas and i had like the christmas lights i don't know how they got tangled every single year nightmare andmare. And then if one was loose, they all didn't work. Yeah. So it was like, but I remember putting the tree together.

It was like a lot. That was like my Christmas was me doing that. Because my mom was working and stuff a lot. I was by myself a lot. It sounds like you need a My Pet Monster, Doug. Yeah. Yeah, I would have fucked it. I would have humped it.

We're all talking about the gifts we received but this person uh wants us wants to let us know the best gifts they've ever given i feel like nick got some shitty gifts as a kid really i always got pretty i got like one thing one nice thing yeah one night it was my thing was always there's always one nice thing a video game or something i remember that yeah i got a computer one year from my big brother from Big Brothers of America. Rich, rich. I know. It was like the first.

Big Brothers? Yeah. Oh, like the Big Brother, Big Sister thing? Yeah, yeah. I had a big brother from Big Brothers of America. Was your brother cool? He's a cool dude. I still keep in contact with him.

Oh, damn. You call him Big Bro? No, I call him David. I call him Big Bro, man. And he got me, it was like a apple 2c it was like the first computer i ever had wow he actually got me he got me too good because i got i got a commodore 64 from him the fuck's that oh that's beautiful no it's computer it was the first computer it was the first 20 and how tall was he what did he he look like? A white guy? A white guy. Jewish.

Man, my stepmom did that big brother, big sister thing and she got some Vato girl from fucking inner city Denver and this fucking kid would come over. It was a nightmare. Nightmare. I had a big brother and

I had him from second grade and I wanted someone who was athletic and I athletic, like, football and shit. And I got this, like, nerdy engineer guy who was really cool. He was the man. And I, like, once I was going into seventh grade, I just, like, told my grandma I didn't want to go anymore, and I wouldn't answer his phone calls. Oh, wow. You ghosted him? I got to, like, reach out.

It's, like, one of my deepest regrets. Oh, man. My only regret. God damn. you son of a bitch yeah that poor guy signed up to take you on he had to go through all that stuff and you fucking cold shouldered this fucking guy he probably hates children now god damn because of you before they he ghosted him they did a thing on the local news where they came and they're like this little boy wants a big brother and damn you're on the news yeah looking all sad yeah they're like what do you like you mean they had you in the news

like they do dogs like please somebody come adopt this german shepherd yeah and they were there all day and then there was like 30 seconds i just looked like a little bitch and then i got you blocked him i remember my big brother the one thing I was only 7 or 8 and he took me to see a scary movie it was a double feature I'll never forget it we saw

Phantasm and it was Phantasm and the Fog was this in the 60's I will slap you I'll run right after hmm I will slap you the phantasm was a scary fucking movie it had this silver ball was flying through the sky and it would like uh it would it would like attach on a people's forehead and it would drill holes in their forehead and like blood

would be everywhere and i just was like i freaked out and i was started crying and he had to take me out of the theater and i think at the time he thought oh you could take it you know you know we're gonna go see a scary movie but then he was like in the he's not a dad so right right no yeah oh shit i should have done that and that freaked the hell out of me man i started like but i still i love scary movies no that didn't like scar me where i was like i could never watch a scary movie but like we saw it was a double feature the fog and uh this the fog was this a drive crazy driving eric's so old of the wet different weather was uh scary precipitationrecipitation. He went and saw Precipitation 2.

Wind. Oh, have you seen Wind, bro? That's a harrowing fucking movie. You ever seen Sprinkling? They redid the five. You went to the original one. The original one, yeah. Sprinkling.

Damn, bro. I heard they're playing Hail over there at the new Cinema 7. Hey, well, at least I had movie theaters where I grew up. These poor big brothers, big sisters, man. We would have to have somebody come back to the neighborhood and just tell us what happened at the movie. No, Theo's movies were like, you had to have a white wall and a light, and they would do fingers, and then the monster would come.

That's how you saw it. And they would sit and watch and be like, ooh. A bird came. Quack, quack. That was Theo's movies. What's this guy want, Nick? So we got one more before we do the gift exchange. This person wanted to let us know the best gift they've ever given.

Very special submission. Brendan, Theo, Eric, and Stevie, and anyone else listening to this, this is Santa, and I've been asked by many people, what's the best gift that I've ever given anyone? Well, here's the answer. First of all, it's an unusual gift. I do not give many of them away each year. Most children, if you think about it, are takers.

There are very few children that are givers. Yeah, they're greedy little foxes. What I have here is a giver bell. Now, let me explain to you what a giver child is. Oh, good grief. That's a child who writes me a letter or comes to see me in locations where I'm at and says, Santa, I really don't need

anything this year. I have everything I want. What I'd like you to do is I'd like you to help out my cousin or my grandmother or my friend who's had hard times and whatever you want to give me, give it to them because they need it more than I do.

That's a giver child. Many parents don't realize they have a giver child. Only 40 more seconds. We can't, we can't cut off. And when I come, this is what Theo's dad looked like when he was born. I explained to them why I'm doing it.

Then I bring the parents in and And I explain to the parents. Nick, what are we doing here, Nick? I'll tell you right now, I don't trust this guy, man. I don't trust any grown man who gets too into Santa, grows the beard out once a year. I don't trust those mall Santas, man. Look, I've met this Santa, and I know this man. And he's a good Santa. But that's a long video.

That was a long video and i wanted the weather outside is frightful god that dude was it's a thought that counts though i mean hey santa yeah it's an entertainment show for fuck's sakes i wrap it up dude yeah i thought he was gonna bring out like an ethiopian kid and be like this is bak He needs, you know, let's give him some stuff. That was a lot. But we get it, though. We get what you're saying. It's best to give.

Yeah, but also, fuck that, Sam. Am I right? But he was also like, kids are selfish little fucks. Yeah, no shit. You know what I mean? When a kid gets there, he's like, yeah, man, I want a fucking Nintendo. Yeah, what am I supposed to do? It's a kid, dude.

He's fine. You make kids feel guilty? Also, do they have to sit on your lap you fucking pedophile i don't think they're doing that anymore they are dude but my son just went to when the santa had a fucking like mask on oh it's weird a mask yeah but your little your little bruiser probably was gonna kick him in the you know i hope he would i hope he would kick them in the belly i don't trust i don't trust those mall centers think, man. And if you're in the Nashville area and you want to book this Santa, just go to santa at santaclaus.org. Yeah, if you want him to read your kid a bedtime story so he falls asleep, book this fucking Santa.

Yeah, he should have cut to us and we're all. All right. Well, we should have just had him sending a one-minute video. But look, what is he trying to get across there, Nick, that man? The best gift he's ever given is his giver bell to children who aren't greedy fucks and complain about their gifts boring he he wants to show that uh giving's good and yeah i didn't have the heart to make him do it again and make it a minute he was like i'm 73 and it's 9 p.m oh yeah he was yeah he's like listen dude i've had 10 Fucking whiskey fucking eggnogs

Man I'm trying my best here Christmas gift exchange dice game Alright White elephant it up dude What does this mean What is White elephant sounds a little Yeah do we have to say white elephant

Can't it just be an elephant these days Or brown elephant All color elephant We should all grab a gift Yeah, do we have to say white elephant? Can't it just be an elephant these days? Good point. Or brown elephant. Okay. All-color elephant. We should all grab a gift. Okay. And then from there, we'll... I guess I didn't read the email.

I'm so sorry. And this wasn't in it. This wasn't in it. But this is how you play the game. It's very simple. We'll all grab one off the table, and then there's exchanging based on what we roll. Let me just bring some money. You want me to roll first? I get some money out of my wallet.

Yeah, money works. Everyone grab the gift. I hope this is a calendar of Theo. Is this a gift? Yeah. Okay, well I'll take that one. Does Theo have something? Did you send something there for Theo?

I have one there. Nick's going to open it up on my behalf for Chenwell, one of these guys. And mine, I think, hopefully, is cocaine. Don't you have enough? Don't you got a local guy? They don't make enough, brother. Can never have enough. I'm going to take this one.

He was about to bring a gift. Did everybody got one? Oh, you didn't bring one. I forgot to bring one. Oh, gotcha. Eric fucked us. Well, look, I'll sacrifice mine, Nick, and you guys can just play there and I'll just be supportive from here.

Theo's the giver bell. I'll be the giver bell. I got Riley Mao here with me anyway in the studio over here today. Theo also has that Hawaii hat. We'll just throw it to people in here. It'll make it easier. That makes sense.

See? It works out. You want me to roll the dice? Yeah, yeah. Four. What does that mean? You're going past to the left. Past to the left.

Past to the left. Oh, I get this little bullshit one. And you guys can just keep the dice over there and roll for us. Go ahead and roll. Go. Fly roll now. Five. What does that mean? Unwrap your gift that's fun all right that makes it that's it that's it no no no no the person who rolled it oh oh okay so you whoever rolled it what'd you get brendan that's your gift eric no eric unwrapped

oh so i unwrapped this yeah but someone can still steal it. Oh, this is a gift card to AMC. Yeah, and there's something else in there, too. Oh, okay. Gift card to AMC. I wish I would have known. Oh, with $10. Yeah. Oh, wow.

So I can get some popcorn, some liquor. It's a $15 gift card to AMC. And that's it. You can get popcorn. That's all I need, Doug. I am almost positive that gift card is the one I gave for White Elephant last year. No, it's actually from our old school MJ. Oh, so it probably doesn't work?

No, it does. It doesn't expire. It's a total of $25. Yeah, $25. $25 gift. That $10 bonus worked, baby, right there. It's more than I expected from Theo. Okay, you want to roll for chin?

Why me? Roll for chin. Brendan's right there. You want me to roll for chin? We're bringing you in the studio. Four. Four. Pass against the left.

No, I'm rolling now. I got a four. Pass to the left. Some of them, I remember mom would play a song, and that would be, hey, this is your gift. Listen to this. This is journey song, kids. Yeah, and that would be, hey, this is your gift. Listen to this. This is Journey song, kids. Yeah, it wasn't even a gift, was it?

Yeah. It was like, take me home tonight. You can listen as many times as you want. Four, we're going to now make open your gift because the passing is too much. So four or five. Yeah, put that Santa back on. This shit is killing me. That's how bad it is.

Five, unwrap your gift. Unwrap your gift. So this is it. Yeah. Or did I get my gift? Mine smells like dog food, man. Oh, my God, dude. Put old Giverbell Wilson back on there, man.

This thing. I got Blind Fire. I don't even have a DVD player. Blind Fire. That's a condom flavor, isn't it? Holiday Nog. Non-alcoholic. Boring.

Nobody wants this one. I did but not get the Giverbell. Some UFC trading cards. I love that. Oof. Ooh, open it up. Some Rhino 9000. Is that really what that was?

No, tan sanitizer. And some lit-ass cookies. Oh, cookies are nice. Yeah, that's nice. Did somebody rob a Target? That's what this one is? Yeah. Brendan, or Eric.

All right, I'm rolling. Yeah, that looks like a lost and fad. Six. Make two people swap gifts The movie my fucking kid yeah y'all got to go see spider-man, that's really good There's also sing to out which Oh, I like Sing 1. Me too. Yeah, that was good. Unwrap your gift.

All right, should we just call it here? All right, so what's in here? Should we just call it here? Because I can't take this anymore. All right, cool, perfect. Everybody open their gift. My favorite gift is a Giver Bill. I want to switch to somebody too.

My favorite gift are the kids who don't ask for shit. I got a book. Yeah, you got a military book, man. You got to build it up for everybody. Now, it's also made out to Joe Rogan, too, so that's a special book. It was intended for Joe Rogan, but they sent it to me. Oh, really? Yeah.

Is there a thing? Yeah, read the thing. Oh, for Joe Rogan. Thanks for always supporting our veteran tribe and always sharing the great stories. You did it. Yeah. Did you buy it yeah did you buy joe rogan it is by uh scott damn somebody can't even read a full name bro bernie can't even read a full name i couldn't see it was blocked by eric's arm and there's like oh no that's where my shoes i'm wearing but this is the book this is the gift that's it so you I'm wearing. But this is the book. This is the gift.

That's it. So you got a shoe bag and a book? Yeah. So you took the good gift. You took the shoes out. Yeah. Alright, I got, this one was from Theo. What is it? Jeremiah Watkins Family Union Special.

The vinyl. Oh, that's going to be a collector's item. It is. Stevie missed out, man. You betcha, man. Merry Christmas to you. Do we open Theo's? There's one there.

Open that one right in front of Theo. Open mine, please, Chin. Kyle's going to do the honors. This is actually mine. It was in an Amazon box. I saw that. I just wanted to hide it. You might have to really rip it out of there. Yeah, just get a

wrap and use duct tape. It would be a great gift if it was a picture of your big brother. Me and Jeff. Yeah. Damn, Kyle. Aggressive with a dog. What if it's glass? Oh, my God.

Turn the Santa video on. There's editing. Good grief. Boy, that Santa was not having it, huh? Come on. Put some strength into it, man. What I like is a child that can't even read or write. I know.

Yeah, that Santa was like, you know how kids are full of shit. Nice, guys. My favorite child I've ever seen. That stand-up needs to get on that call map so he can put people to sleep. In the mic, in the mic. Let me see it. Come on. Yeah, go ahead and find it.

It is The Wire Complete Fourth Season. That's a DVD. That's almost a DVD. Hey, these are the worst fucking kids of all time. He went to the Walmart bin. Hey, the Wire Complete 4th Season on DVD if you got it, kids. That's only disc two, episodes four through seven. And then the West Wing. Yep, sixth season complete. So if you missed the first five at

least you get the six another classic and then dude this is super special what makes marriage last 40 celebrated couples share with us the secrets to happy life by phil donahue yes who's been divorced three times phil donahueue he got the secret you've been married zero so read it you're right dude I am 0 for 0 I'll say this man Phil Donahue this is insane

he's with some young chick with Botox on the front Brendan wants it these are the worst gifts ever what do you mean Brendan these are the worst gifts ever Yeah What do you mean Brendan these are good gifts Let me just go to a random page I'm fucking psyched about West Wing the 6th season

I've never seen the first 5 President Bartlett dude And now you don't have to see the first 5 dude Dude or The Wire The complete 4th season 4th season What Oh yeah Why are there complete four seasons? Four seasons. Four through seven? What? That was the season when they were at the school with all the children.

Oh, yeah. What about those one through three, though, so you know what the fuck's happening? As slow. You'll be fine, man. You'll figure it out. Yeah, yeah, dude. Look at Eric. You'll figure it out.

Yeah. This is weird. You'll be fine, Brendan. Just put one of them on and quiet down. Figure it out. That's it? That's it. That's it. I think that's it.

Well, happy holidays. Theo, have a great Christmas, brother, in Louisiana. Yep, you too, Eric, Chin. Merry Christmas, everybody. Hugs to all of you. Kyle. Yeah, what a year, man. It's been a long year.

And thank you guys for including me and putting up with me when I'm in and out of town, man. Thank you very much. And I thank you guys uh for uh including me and putting me putting up with me when i'm in and out of town man thank you very much and i love you guys and merry christmas we got riley mao here too i don't know if is there a camera on you riley or not no can he can he oh there is now you want to bring him over by you just huh if you can't if you're the only listeners on audio think he looks like chin if chin was 13 13 or 12 oh welcome back buddy is that to get away from theo he's like i gotta oh yeah blame him oh i don't know if stevie's gonna have it he doesn't seem happy i want to see that eye yeah i want to see that yeah tell him to open it though so we can really get it so we really get a look at it you know i don't think he's gonna do it nick

he was not happy. Yeah. He was not happy. The Asian eye is uncircumcised. That's what it is. All right, kiddos. I'm in Dania, Florida. End the year the right way. Bring the new year the right way. Dania, Florida.

Fort Lauderdale, Florida. December 30th, January 1st. And I'm in Raleigh, North Carolina in January. Get your tickets, baby, baby. Yep, I'll be February 2nd in Jacksonville. I'm in St. Petersburg then, and then Orlando. And then the 24th, I'm in Lafayette, Indiana, Rockford, Illinois, Chicago, Illinois, Tulsa, and Los Angeles.

TheoVon.com slash tour. Thank you guys so much, and Merry Christmas to everybody that's out there that enjoys Christmas and holiday time. Yeah, me too. I got stuff coming up, but whatever. Next episode, we'll talk about it. We got to talk about these bonuses. Brennan, call me, man.

Yeah, what's up, Doug? What's up with these bonuses? Well, it ain't Christmas yet. That Santa that fucking bored us to death wasn't cheap. Christmas bonus for everybody. Love you guys. Bye. Bye.

God bless us, everyone. Everyone. God bless us, everyone. God bless us, everyone. Yeah, you know how we do it, so just tune in for the laughs. Theo said that he was on his way, but ran out of gas. Stevie Weeby used to wrestle down at Pallway. Now he only pinning boys in the hallway. This ain't the greatest show on earth and what you call that? Eric Griffin with him, he the Nate Dogga podcast.

Yeah, the whole crew sick. It's the king and the stink. What up, Chin? What up, Nick? Stevie Weeby, Eric Griffin just walked in and got it lit. You can't forget about Brendan. He still need everything. Thick, thick, thick. Still got the bees in the trap trapping. Still the King and the Sting, so quit asking. If you know, then you know it's a cat's thing Ball and chain, hair swang like the rat king King in the state, back with the crew We got Stevie Weeby, Eric Griffin, Brendan Thiel too

Yeah, you know how we do it, so just tune in for the laughs Theo said that he was on his way, but ran out of gas King in the state King in the state King in the Sting. King and the Sting. King and the Sting. King and the Sting.