The Golden Hour - Episode 154: Hypoallergenic KATS

Episode Date: January 7, 2022

The guys play a game of KATS Karaoke, Theo sends a message to the crew and the guys talk Brendan's Russian cat fiasco, Erik's virus recovery and SteeBee's pink eye recovery, a weight loss update (and special request to the crew) from George Harris and much more! BetterHelp -  https://betterhelp.com/kats HelloFresh - https://hellofresh.com/king16 use code king16 Get your King and the Sting merch at katsmerch.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm not touching you, dude. Happy New Year's, boys. First cast of 2022. Eric survived the onslaught. Yeah, man. The Omicron onslaught. Yeah, would that freak you out or what? It didn't freak me out because I just felt like at this point, you know, you're going to get it or you're not going to get it.

I was annoyed because it's like being fully vaccinated and then you still get it. So now I'm like, fuck you. You know what I mean? It's like if I go to a restaurant and they're like, hey, we need to see your vaccination. Why? We can still get it. You can still get it. You know what I mean?

I guess it's just for. I'll tell you more likely to get it when you're vaccinated. But supposedly the side effects, like the symptoms aren't supposed to be so bad. Well, that's what I think that places are just, they're worried about making sure that you don't die at their place. That's all that it is. That's all this is. They're just like, yeah. The big corporations and everything.

Are you vaccinated? Yeah. Because if you're not, they're like, you ain't going to die here. Yep. But like I had like, my symptoms were like the first night. So I knew I had it. I took the test and I was like, oh, shit. And that night, I had chills, and I had a really bad headache.

You were shaking? That was the worst of it. And then the next day, I was having a little bit of chest tightness. So you Google shit, and that's one of the ones where you go, go to the emergency room. Oh, you don't want to Google anything. I know, but I did. But then I just took a couple of Tyllenol and then that went away was the headache there non-stop though that's how mine was that constant and it was like here it was a

foreign man-made headache yeah i mean i had to get your normal headache it's like this weird headache right here yeah i put an ice pack on what do you mean by tightness so what do you mean by tightness well if you have like chest tightness or pressure in your chest, that's a real serious symptom. But then it's also when you get anxious, you feel that too. So then when you're anxious because you think, oh, is this a bad thing? So I don't know what was causing it. Was I just being super scared? But anyway.

But you're fine now. I'm fine. Then every single day after that, it was increasingly better. It gets better. Yeah. You haven't had it, right, Stevie? No, I got pink eye. and we want to say hold up i want to defend hold on i want to defend myself because when i when i told you guys we thought you guys went to the fart jokes it went straight to the fart jokes

who gets pink i'm a nasty dude i used to fuck a black butt i have flashlights so that's why we went to the what that's why we went to the what that's why we thought somebody farted in your face yeah we thought you were like no you're free thought you were like going extra on a butthole yeah you know what i mean like you just timestamp that you just went you know but that scared me because when i woke up i was no you know what happened i was telling them before people scared you well because i went to spider-man with jeremiah that the night before. We went to Spider-Man.

It was packed. Sure. It was sold out. People in outfits. They're Spider-Man outfits. But then I noticed we went to get Korean food after. We got oxtail soup. That's what you got.

Oh, oxtail. Yeah, oxtail soup. And I noticed my eye was kind of itching. And so I kept itching at it. Ooh, that didn't help. But that's the thing. I woke up the next morning. And that's the picture I showed you guys.

It just looked like Rocky Balboa hit me, you know? Like, boom. Your eyes like cake dough. Maybe you didn't wash your hands after, you know. Touching that oxtail. Yeah, or you were like, you didn't wipe properly. Maybe a little bit got on your finger. Yeah, but then I got to the other eye. I went to the other eye.

How long was it, Stevie? So once I knew I had it, because I've had it as a kid. I knew it was conjunctivitis. I went to the clinic. I went to the clinic first in my neighborhood. There's one in my neighborhood. Went there. I don't even think homie was like a real doctor.

Like this Russian dude. I know your neighborhood. No, that's why you're there. Yeah, he didn't. I think he was a nurse. Yeah. If that. He didn't I think he was a nurse Like Cause he He didn't know

You could tell And then I go Dude can you just Prescribe me the So he gave me I got the drops Yeah drops The antibiotic

And that Wasn't working I was I was following directions So I had to go back I went to Cedars I went to Cedars The ER in Cedars

Cause it It's just Was it packed in there though with code patients dude i was there for eight hours minimum right how'd you know you went to the emergency i just know how you went to the emergency room yeah yeah that's even it was a nightmare how the hell did you know that because my buddy works my have my friends a nurse it's him and his wife they're nurses they've been nurses for like 20 years now, and they work at the big county hospital.

And they're just like telling me, like, it's just packed with non-vaccinated COVID patients. That's the majority of people that are in the hospital for that. So then you got people that got pink eye, or they break their leg, or they they're like, where are those people? It's annoying to me. That's why

they should have some warehouse downtown for like, you know, just some warehouse downtown for unvaccinated people. And you go, y'all got to go there to get your stuff because the hospital is for people that are like, you know, digging pink. The things I've seen in there, those eight hours. You're saying they should just have a hospital for COVID patients? Yes. Vaccinated or non-vaccinated. Yeah, but I feel like. Because you got vaccinated, you still got it.

I know, but if you're like my, okay, but how about this though? My stepfather who was vaccinated got COVID, but he has a preexisting condition of like asthma. So he had to go to the hospital to get on a ventilator, whatever they had to give him oxygen and steroids. So he did everything he was supposed to do, but he's freaking 70-something. So you know what I mean? You need it for those people. But all these other people who are just like, I'm anti-vax and whatever. It's not going to affect me.

And then they get it, and they get super sick, and they go into the hospital, where you're like, hey, this could have been avoided. Could it, though? I think going to the hospital part could have been avoided. I don't know, man. For some of these people. No, it's Omicron. Yeah, but who knows? I know exactly what you're saying, man. I'm with you. Because I'm pissed part, the going to the hospital part could have been avoided. I don't know, man. For some of these people. No, it's Omicron. Yeah, but who knows?

I know exactly what you're saying, man. I'm with you. Because I'm pissed off too. I was like, I'm fully vaccinated and I got this shit. And I was like, get boosters.

You're like, for what? And now, especially with Omicron. I was set to get my booster that Monday. Okay, I was going to get the booster that Monday, got this,

but now I got the real booster. Yeah, you got the real deal, Holyfield. And then Rachel, this is what pissed me off too. So Rachel was like, she didn't get it at first, you know? And you want them to get it. A little bit. But then as soon as she felt like, oh, my God, my throat, all of a sudden she was like, you need to go to the store. As if her COVID canceled out my COVID.

So now I don't got COVID now. Her life's more important. Yeah, yeah. She was like, you need to go to the store as if her COVID canceled out my COVID. So now I don't got COVID now. Her life's more important. Yeah. She's like, you need to go to the store. Bro, I have a heartbreaking story. Heartbreaking story. So my kid's best friend has a cat. I don't like cats.

I'm allergic. Yeah. Yeah, me too. So my son's like, dad, I want a cat. He's been harassing me for weeks. Get a cat. Get a cat. Finally, I do my research.

I'm like, I'm allergic to them. So I need a hypoallergenic cat so they don't shed yeah tough to get that's that ferrari money yeah he was like ferrari or cat for my kid yeah let's go for it yeah so i go so i go online this is yesterday oh so i go online i'm like i'm a cat. Research it. There's a certain Russian blue cat that I can get that's hyperallergenic. They look sweet. I get the picture of the cat. Show it to my son. He's all crunk.

Him and his mom go buy all the cat gear. There's Foxy. Oh, is that a real cat? That's the cat. So I bought two of them. I bought that one. Oh, that's cute. And a boy one.

The boy's name's Rip, and her name's going to be Beth from Yellowstone. Look at the eyes. Oh, beautiful. So my kid's all crunk. And the guys only text me, right? Guys text me. And he goes, yeah, man, we're based out of Oklahoma. We're going to ship the cow.

Make sure somebody's home at 9 AM. And in my head, I'm like, oh, I've been to Oklahoma. It's 5 o'clock. I'm like, how's the cat going to get here so fucking fast? That's dope, though. Maybe they figured out whatever. Yeah. Keep going.

My girl has the cats as a screensaver. She sent pictures to all her family. Uh-oh. My son's like, he's going to sleep with me. This sounds like some illegal shit about to happen. So then I go. So we already bought one, right? A cash-out to dude one, right?

And then I go, hey, man, I feel bad having this cat be by itself. And I work a lot. My girl will be there with the kids, but she'll probably have a friend. And he's like, oh, for sure, man. His best friend is Foxy, and they sleep together and all this stuff. And he sent me pictures. I'm like, I'll take that too, man. Put both of them in there. Send me that.

He's like, yeah, no problem, man. Send me the money. I'm like, yeah, sure, dog. Send the money. Send the money. PayPal? Another cash app. OK.

Another hour goes. Like a hooker? Yeah. Yeah. That's what he said he takes. Like cash app or whatever Another cash app. Okay. Another hour goes. Like a hooker? Yeah. Yeah. That's what he said he takes. Like cash app or whatever. Credit card. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That should have been your sign right there. When you said cash app. Oh, that is a sketchy one, huh? Cash app. Get ready for it. Cash app is sketchy. Get ready for it. Another hour goes by.

He goes, hey, man, we're at the airport and our crate doesn't work. So the cats need this special crate or they're gonna freeze that because it's so cold out here oh there's a hustle wire two grand and then when we drop the cat off we'll give you the cash back and right there i'm like bing so i call him and he picks up on us hello you're in oklahoma it was uh yeah yeah oklahoma oklahoma cool man uh now you you're based out of where exactly in Oklahoma? Because I've been to Oklahoma a million times. Stillwater?

And he goes, Oklahoma State. I'm like, oh, Oklahoma State. That's Stillwater, Oklahoma. He would have said Stillwater. No, no. No, he says Stillwater. He says Stillwater. And that's where I fucked up.

He says Stillwater. And I'm like, oh, cool, man. That's where Oklahoma State plays, right? The Cowboys. Yeah. Yeah. And he goes, yeah, I go, or is that the Sooners State plays, right? The Cowboys. Yeah. Yeah. And he goes, yeah, I go, or is that the Sooners? No, you're in Soonerland.

If you're in Oklahoma, you fucking know. Oh, you're testing him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he goes, yeah, yeah, Sooner, Sooner. They go, yeah, that's right, the Sooners. All live. And he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, but his English is terrible. He goes, just wire the money.

And I'm like, ah, fuck, I'm out money. So then I look up online scams and this websites on there So once I did a picture of this cat Once I realized there's a scam I read online they're gonna try to keep you talking keep you talking So I got in my girls like in shambles crying And my girl's like in shambles crying. And I started laughing. I said, ah, you got that cat as your screen saver.

I'm a motherfucker now. And then so they're like, they want to keep you talking and get money out of you. So I'm like, oh, he's going to engage in this. But you already saw through his bullshit. But I didn't tell him yet. I know, but you knew that. I knew. You should have sent a picture of yourself.

That's what I did. So I sent him a picture of a Bengal tiger, like a fucking big tiger. Hey, bro, I'm super into cats, man. So those two, what's the chance you haven't find something like this in Oklahoma, dog? And he goes, possible, possible. I go, no doubt, dude. That's going to be so much fun. Do you know what they eat?

And he's like not responding. And he goes, we can get it done. I go, for sure, man. I'm sure the rules and regulations in California, it are super easy to get a Bengal cat on that plane. And he puts, too easy. I'm like, yeah, say less. So then I fuck with him more. I get a picture of sick freaking roids, fucking white tigers.

I go, dude, I want to up this ante. I can't tell you how much I love cats, man. Can you get me these? So I need the two cats that I paid for, the Bengal tiger and these two Siberian white tigers. And he goes, these might be tough, but we can figure it out. I go, dude, just send me the, I'm going to send money right now. How much for all this? He goes, for those, it'd be like 12 grand.

I go, dude, I'm going to send this right now. And he goes, congrats on your purchase, blah, blah, blah. Oh, he's, oh. And then I go, I'm just going to run it by my uncle real quick. He knows cats like a motherfucker. And I sent him a picture of Joe Exotic with two fucking tigers. He just didn't respond back. So I got hustled. But bring up, I want to fucking out this piece of shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're out the money. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They take your money. So it was a whole hustle. I looked up online on Reddit. They say.

You can't get your money back? With Cash App, you can report a scam. They look into it and they might send my money back with with uh cash app you can report a scam they look into it and they might send my money back but uh so his number is 405-293-8708 and his uh name on uh cash app is money y26 z13 that should have been a fucking red flag i mean brandon brandon like do a call to action what do you want them to do to this guy hold Hold on a second. He's putting him on blast. Nick, bring up his website. I sent you the actual site.

You sent money to a cash app name that was just a number like that? Are you sending money to the Nigerian lawyer too? Well, I don't out my girl, but I didn't deal with a lot of it. You know what I'm saying? So the website, what is that? BluebellRussianblues.com full complete scam stole my money those guys are a piece of shit

yeah they're a piece of shit and they use that VPN so I like search for all their shit the number is actually in District of Columbia but it's VPN so he's probably in fucking if he knew who you were he wouldn't have fucked with you like that. No.

If he knew you... Well, he might have, because they're like in Africa or something. Yeah, there are no places around here. They're not worried about it. They're using like a Google voice number. I sent him a progressive message. Oh, VPN, okay. But if anybody knows, now my son is going to fucking cry himself to sleep every night.

Oh, no, Brent, I'm sorry. I need two hyperallergenic cats in LA, and I will drive to you and pay extra if you have two kittens. Two kittens. Yeah, well now... Hyperallergenic cats in LA and I will drive to you and pay extra if you have two kittens. Hyperallergenic, whatever they are. But now people are going to be like, well it's going to be $3,500. And I'm going to need an extra. There's a special blanket that we need. That's another $1,700.

Yo dumbass is going to be like Hey, who hustles cats though? That's a hustle. I went online and apparently cats and puppies, especially like the exotic ones, is a big hustle, dude. Jeez. It happens all the fucking time. So, yo, hold on a second.

Not to put her on blast, but we're going to put her on blast. So, the guy sends the cash app name Y26Z13, and she was like, okay. This seems about right. She doesn't this seems about right she doesn't know man she doesn't know yeah man I'm sorry that happened why don't you just get a dog man I want a dog

just get a dog I know my girl doesn't like dogs this is why you get a rescue you don't gotta worry about getting hustled just get a dog get a puppy you know what I mean

that's the problem I'm so allergic to them but I went online dude there's so many people that have been fucking scanned by these bullshit i know it's crazy it's insane he's making a lot of money doing this think about it he hustled me for a few hours made whatever you know wait wait you know it wasn't russia i talked to him you know what i don't understand i don't i don't understand if

these things actually work sometimes like snapchat like i'm about to delete it because you got it because snapchat you get these like you get these messages like it'll be like some random girl sends you a message right and and it's starting it's like friend request you know then you know you'd be like all right whoever i don't know who this is and then all of a sudden they'll send a message all these nude photos and stuff and then they'll be like you know oh i'm looking for whatever and then there's a website link and i'm like broken english yeah in broken english and i'm like do you does this work like i always send them a message like does this work do people actually think you're real like what do you like you know it's like you call them out it's yeah

always call them out it's it's like i just don't it. It's like every friend request now, it seems to be. It's a scam. It's not fans anymore. Scamming is like billion, billion dollar industry. Billion dollar industry. They're scamming people left. There's a lot of scams in India too as well. Oh, yeah.

A lot of it's in India. A lot of it's in Africa. I started watching this guy. He's got a YouTube channel. It's called Scammer Payback. And he's like a hacker. And he somehow like gets information from him and he finds out what building they're in in india and he scares he's

like i'm watching you haresh i'm watching you we're gonna find you we should we should hit him up and see if yeah yeah you should hire an expert to locate this guy well i've been me i wanted to figure out a way to incorporate him oh there, there you go, dude. But it's fun because the guys will get all pissed off in India, and they're like, no, fuck you, fuck you. I don't know. It's good stuff. Sometimes I feel bad when it's elderly people. I told my girl because she was like, I don't get how you're upset.

I said, because we're so fortunate where I'll make a bit out of this. It'll be a great story on the podcast. That's fine. I'll make my money back off taking story on the podcast. That's fine. I'll make my money back off ticket sales with the story. I said there's people out there where this would fucking crush them. That's the problem. When my stepdad

was in the hospital, my mom's got dementia. So I'm at their place, sitting with my mom, and their phone kept ringing. They got a house phone still. The phone kept ringing. And it was like like every call was like oh hi we're calling about uh your medicare yeah but all this stuff and it was like six calls in a row to the point where i'm like and i'm on the phone like yeah don't don't you call

my parents to get you know i'm really gonna and you days hang up how do you get the info because once you put your like nowadays oh they? Because once you put your, like, nowadays. Oh, they sell that information online. You put your email or you put your phone number on so many things. And they're just calling and calling. Have you guys got those? I mean, it's so easy to tell. Have you gotten those emails from, it's a fake Apple? It's like someone's broken your account on Instagram.

Oh, yeah. Bank of America. And then you click on the email and it's like YZDayDay.com. Yeah, BFA had one where it's like you're getting text messages How is about to get suspended you need to call this number now? But I call the bank first you're like my mom's age like she doesn't know she's like damn I my phone get turned off yeah First of all Apple's not gonna approach you like that now that or the the big scam the big scam one of the Social Security

one so no taxes Yeah the IRS The big scam, the big scam? One of them. The Social Security one. No, taxes. Right, right, right. Yeah. They fake like they're the IRS. And the IRS doesn't call. The IRS does not call. They never call people. Everybody should know the IRS does not call your house and ask for money. No.

That's not the way the government works. They'll mail you something. Yes. Or they'll just take it right out of your account. Yeah, or you'll know. Trust me, you'll know. That's how it works. But they ain't calling me like, hey, everything okay?

Well, there's not going to be some automated message. We're pressed to. No. And then all of a sudden you're talking to somebody like oh you work for the irs jingbosh from we know what i mean like who the hell are you work for the irs dude you work for the irs listen i know some sketchy line all of a sudden as a dad though i can't tell my son yeah your parents got hustled on the fucking internet dude no you don't need to you should tell them the well this morning he's at and dude i've never seen him so excited for anything we're at jiu jitsu he stops the class he's like i'm getting

two cats tomorrow morning their name are rip and bath i'm like oh by then i knew what was going on we gotta beat this guy down we gotta be yeah let's get this find this guy but he's in i'm not gonna fly to africa to beat his ass for the cats i just want to spend two thousand dollars The cats. I just want to reach out. You can go to Africa. I didn't send the money. There's King of the Sting fans in all these countries, aren't there? That's true.

Yeah. Right, Nick? Chin, come on, man. I like how the look on Nick's face is like, we're not trying to put out a public hit on somebody, Steve. No, that's not it. I'm just worried about this morning. He's like, Dad, my cat's going to be here when I get back.

I go, hey, buddy, weather come from Oklahoma. The weather's really bad, so it might take a going to be when I get back. Oh, hey, buddy. Where they come from in Oklahoma, the weather's really bad. So it might take a little longer. So I'm hoping by today or tomorrow. So you have to get it. By today or tomorrow, I'm going to find some cats. You also tell him that Santa's not real either? Not yet.

Not yet. Not yet. Why can't you go to a pet like a hound or something? I mean hypoallergenic. What is this? I'm trying to call. This is the scammer. You talk to him, Nick.

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Say you're looking for cats. It's Google Voice. Okay. Say you're looking for cats. He's not just going to answer. Hi, you've reached 1-4-0-5-2-9-3-8-7-0-8. Leave them a message, Dick. Please leave your message after the tone. Hey, what's up? I'm looking for a hypoallergenic cat. My son's really excited about it.

I was told you were the guys. I've got like $2,500 to spend if that will do it for us. If you give me a call back, my number is... What is my number? Give him an email. Email me at... CatsRUs. You should have planned this out.

I should have planned it out. I'm bailing. I'm out. Nick, do it. We need my scammer back. Do it one more time and I'll feed you the number. Do it one more time. I couldn't find my Google Voice number, which I have. I got your number, okay? I got out. Nick, do it. We need my scammer. Do it one more time, and I'll feed you the number. Do it one more time. I couldn't find my Google Voice number, which I have.

Do it one more time. I got your number, okay? I got it. Even the scammer's like, this is a scam. We blew the timer. Do it again. That guy's on a scammer podcast right now. Do that, man.

He's a fool trying to call me, man. Do it one more time, Nick. We got your back. I'm worried about Brendan's son right now, who's living in a delusional. I'm worried this fucking scammer's going to listen to this and be like, we got to get this guy's cats and a fucking tiger shows up at my fucking door. Two Bengal tigers. He must have been thinking for a second, like, oh, I got a good one. Yeah.

He was like, oh, we got one. I sent him like a fucking big ass tiger, like 700 pound tiger. So in total, you're out what, two grand? Yeah. It's still Two grand? Yeah. Yeah. But it's still two grand, man. Oh, it's super frustrating. Very embarrassing.

It's the principal. He needs to pay for that. Oh, we could have got a better bonus. You know what I mean? I know. He's just doing two grand. So you out here

wasting money on cats. I know. Now, trust me. Hey, hold up. Hold up. He's right. He's right, though. I know. Now, trust me. Hey, hold up, hold up. He's right though. Hold up.

Now, trust me. I wish, I wish King and Sting, I wish King and Sting bought that Ferrari, but it did not. I knew about nine other shows when I owned that network.

You're out here wasting money on cats. Oh my God. I need some groceries, Brandon. I need grocery money, baby. You got Stevie over here stealing Red Bull. I need another hot dog. I need some groceries, Brandon. I need grocery money, baby. You got Stevie over here stealing Red Bull. I need another hot plate, baby.

Don't be too mean about it. For the fans who are wondering where Theo is at, Nick, get that video. Theo made a nice little video for all the Cats fans. Hyper-allergenic Cats fans. I talk to Theo every day. Can we get all the hyper-allergenic Cats fans out there to send in messages? What's up, Cats? Gang, baby.

It's the RK, son. You know it. Welcome to 2022. What's going on? I just want to wish everybody a happy New Year's. I'm just, I got this. I'm at my aunt's house i got this soap so pretty nice from them gift uh it's head and body it's a dual bar or whatever they call it but um anyway i just wanted to wish everybody a happy new Year's and say that I won't be seeing you guys until February.

I'm just going to take a slower entry into 2022, take some time for myself here at the beginning of the year. And yeah, I just wanted to let you know, you heard it from me. Yeah, Brandon, I'm grateful to Brandon. I'm grateful to you guys. I'm grateful to Nick. I'm grateful to Eric, Father Time. And that beautiful little booty dolphin. You know I'm talking about.

Quang Groove. Booty dolphin. The Weeby Baby. So yeah, they'll all be holding it down and i'll see you guys in february um but yeah i want to i just want to say also i love you and thank you so much for uh for your support of of king in the sting and uh and your support of me and uh happy new years and um gang, baby. Buzz, buzz. But you know what I'm saying.

Gang, gang, really. That's the video you would play on a commercial that was like, for 99 cents a month, you can help this. Can I propose something? And then you can get scammed. Nick, can you zoom in every other week? No, you're not going to zoom in. But cat listeners and viewers, don't worry. We're going to have special guests drop it in,

and then Stevie, Eric, and myself will be constant here through January, and then Theo's going to hit the ground running in February, so don't sweat it, man. Here's the thing with Theo. I love him like a brother. You guys know Theo deals with some demons, man, and he's been running hard in the paint for, you got to realize, he's been doing stand-up for 14 years and then has had recent success, and it's a lot for him, man.

It's a lot with his demons that he has. What is it? His schedule's too overbooked or something? He's just a different animal. For him, if he works a lot, it wears him out and creates anxiety and certain issues. For me, I'm the opposite. If I don't work, I get like that.

You're going. So we're the opposite. Me and him are the exact opposite. Well, at least he didn't take off his shirt like Antonio Brown and then leave us like this. Bye, cats. He'd be like, bye. And then he'd get a fire. That would have been good for numbers.

See you, cats. That'd be cool, though. He pulls his pants down as a thong. He'd be like, yeah. He'd be like, yeah. So he just needs time off. He needs to refresh. Theo needs a break and needs to take care of his mental health.

That's all this is. Okay. So keep up the support. Support Theo. And yeah, that's all it is, man. No biggie. This guy's got a question for us for the Cats crew. What's up, Kings team crew?

What's up, Brendan, Theo, Stevie, and Eric, Nick and Chee? What's up, everybody? the Sting crew? What's up, Brendan, Theo, Stevie and Eric, Nick and Chee? What's up, everybody? The New Year is coming up. I don't know if it's a debate club or whatever, but I'm just kind of interested to see what your guys' New Year resolutions are going to be. I think mine is going to be getting out there, putting myself out there more in the dating game. Yeah, dog.

I've been out for a while. Let's help this guy out. Get myself right. So, yeah, I'm going to put myself out there a little bit more. Put yourself out there on cat. My real estate license because I'm down here in Fort Myers, Florida. Good market. I'm down here from Colorado.

Great place. But, yeah, let me know what you guys' New Year's resolutions are going to be. I like this. Yeah. So, let's hope you guys have a beautiful Christmas. You guys are awesome. know what you guys' New Year's resolutions are going to be. I like this. Yeah. So I hope you guys had a beautiful Christmas. You guys are awesome. I love you guys. He's a nice guy.

Keep doing what you're doing. We could help him out in the dating game. Real estate. Let's get him up. Yeah, I mean, because I tried to get Mark Harley sent in a video, and he said he was going to. He followed up with me yesterday. He didn't get back to me.

I'm on him. We'll get him next week. But we should definitely Reach out to that guy Get him some dates New year's resolutions Let's start with Stevie What do you got

Eating less buttholes Yeah Master Cutting down on my masturbation Just cutting back Yeah Like how many times Are you talking a week

Every night So seven times a week? Yeah. Not terrible. Maybe cut down to four. You have any two-a-days? You doing any two-a-days? I don't do two-a-days.

No two-a-days? No training camp days? Yeah. And then, what was that, Brendan? No training camp days than two-a-days? No.

I would love to see the video doing, I would love to see Steve do like a workout jack-off video. We're working on a second day, guys shit You get your baby oil Where are you for me this whole episode

I mean thank you my Korean brother Where's my support Does anyone cut down like four a week now Yeah maybe four a week My sleeping schedule You need better sleep I feel like you sleep a ton No no no like my hours of sleep

Consistency Like you want to be in bed a certain time I feel like you sleep a ton. No, no, no, no, no. Like my hours of sleep. Consistency. Consistency, yeah. Like you want to be in bed a certain time, wake up at a certain time. That'd be good. Those are the main two. Those are good. Yeah. I like it.

Eric, did you make a resolution? Yeah, I have the old corny one, but I just got a rowing machine, one of those hydro rowing machines. That's great. A boat? I got scammed on Instagram, you know, one of those. Welcome to the club. Yeah, baby.

But I cash-apped him. And then, yeah, so I've been doing it. I did it this morning before I came here. That's dope. When you came in, it might be COVID. Could be the new workout machine. He looks thinner. But I'm trying, dude.

It's like Amistad. Really? Amistad? 2022. Theo's not here. I got to fill in. We need a splash of racism in here without Theo, man. Thank you.

Thank you. That was like a mist of racism. Yeah. And I went, ooh. There we go. Thank you, Nick. It is cats. Yeah, so I'm really trying to stick with this regimen.

Good for you, man. Because I'm going to get married this year, so I want to like. Congratulations. You want to look your best. Yeah, I want to try to look my best. And you want kids. Because I'm going to get married this year. So I want to like. You want to look your best. Yeah, I want to try to look my best. And you want kids. Yeah. We talked about that. Are we invited to the wedding?

I'm going to get addresses. Chen, Nick, any New Year's resolutions? Just work harder on my off days. I feel like I kind of plateaued in 2021. Just, I mean, works good. Off days meaning the weekends? I think less gambling would have been better for you. That ain't bad.

I'm going to turn gambling profitable by doing gambling content. That's my plan. And I'm going to help you with that. Hell yeah. Oh, good idea. Like that show on Fox, Fox Bet. Yeah, but those guys are dumbasses. Chim, what do you got?

I have a bunch, actually. Oh, you're one of those guys. Yeah, but I've already started. Are you writing down and shit? No, I just knew what I wanted to do. So? I have a bunch, actually. Oh, you're one of those guys. Yeah. But I've already started. Did you write it down and shit? No, I just knew what I wanted to do, so I already started before the New Year. Nice, Chim. This is going to be some weird next-in-stage shit. Getting my neck healthier.

Your neck? I have a pinched nerve thing. He's on a core zone shot tomorrow, though. But I'm constantly doing it. I'm working on my neck, getting in better shape, drinking less. And I've already reduced my kratom intake. I've been taking it every day. So I won't take it twice a day now.

I used to do like six times a day. But there's nothing wrong with it. People benefit from it. But it's just something like, I don't want to rely on something. You don't want to be so dependent on it? Yeah. And then,

I don't know what you're talking about. That powder that I take all the time? You seen me take it before? No, I remember. Oh, chill. I have a new one for you. It's called Happy Hippo Kratom. Oh, no.

I've known about them for a long time. I know you're trying to quit. So that also, I've never. Oh, chill. I have a new one for you. It's called Happy Hippo. Create them. Oh, no. I've known about them for a long time. So that also helped. You're like a drug dealer. Build Thick Boy to be as big as possible. That's a huge, huge goal. And obviously

my own YouTube channel. I want to just put more content out. All right. Yeah. I love that. There you go. It's a bunch. I love that.

You guys should be doing something. Well, because we're Asian. We're both Asian. Hey, bitch. You always go in and hit me. You guys should be doing something. Well, because we're Asian. We're both Asian. Hey, bitch. You always go into his place. You always ask him. Now you're asking him back. I love you.

I love you. Where's my support? I love this guy. He's a good guy. Love you too, Stevie. I like him. You piece of shit. You're always looking for Asian support.

You're always looking for support. And then when I say it, all of a sudden, oh, because I'm Asian. All right, timestamp that. No. Stevie had me on his show like a long time ago. Yeah. Yeah, Stevie has total support. I know I haven't been on the Stevie Lee show.

You're always welcome and you know it. Let's go to Christian and Kyle. Christian and Kyle. The Young Bucks, New Year's resolutions. You going to grow this year? Honestly, one is the same as Chains and Nets to build Dick Boy to be the best that it is. Still not getting a bonus. What else?

He's got another Ferrari to buy, so tone it down. The Ferrari don't run on fucking free. Isn't it like 13 grand to get oil change for that? No, not at all. It's under warranty. Oh, 13 grand. Yeah, that's what I... No, the Bugatti's are though because it's tough to get to the bay.

So you literally have to pull the whole chassis Yeah, God, I think we got 13 then to change the tires It's like 25 grand a tire on a Bugatti. That's what if you got Ferrari money You gotta like you don't have Bugatti money But I don't know what I'm saying though is like if you you can't just be like I got a Ferrari you got to have My maintenance. Yeah, you got a maintenance. This is Christian's time. I'm sorry Sorry Christian maintenance yeah you got a maintenance this is christian's time i'm sorry i'm sorry sorry christian you guys are good you guys are good um another thing i have is uh learn italian become fluent in italian and uh learn jujitsu in mma that's it jujitsu in italian boring have you started on the italian uh yeah i actually mastered the basics in Duolingo so far.

All right, don't say mastered, though. That's what Duolingo says. All right, well. Oh, my news resolutions? Thank you, guys. I'm glad you asked. No, I really don't have any. I'm on a diet, but I'm always on a diet.

But I'm on a diet because I'm running the Tough Mudder. I think it's January 29th. What is that? What is that? It's Tough Mudder. I think it's January 29 What is that? What is that? It's Tough Mudder. It's like a 10 10 mile Like obstacle course course and bud and shit like that Oh, so I'm trying to get down probably like 10 12 pounds before the 29th. Oh, this is I started That's such a rich guy New Year's resolution. You know, it's kind of like well, you know, I'm gonna lose weight

That was yours. Don't wait. Yeah, but I I'm doing a rowing machine and you're doing some kind of exotic mud wrestling. Well, I hate to be shitty about it. I'm already in shape. I hate to be shitty about it. I'm already in shape, dog. You know what I'm saying? So it's like... You need some extra?

Yeah, yeah. It's starting from different. It's got to be fun. Yeah. I'm going to be rock climbing. I want people to do it, get in shape. They can do the diet or just the healthy lifestyle of the 29th. You go to Tough Mudder now.

There's a thick boy race on. There's the 10 a.m. one. Callan's doing it. Mark Harley, Chappelle, Casey. We have the whole crew doing it, man. I'm not there yet. Eric, I promise you, you could do it. Maybe.

I promise you. We would try it out. I'm telling you. There's a time limit? Is there a time limit I'm gonna try this is not a good angle. It's just fun video When he's talking shit to Jake Paul the same angle, but George sent in his New Year's my boy my boy He's lost weight, bro. Yeah, I think look at him. He's gonna disappear. Looks great. Yeah, it's gonna disappear You're too skinny now. We like right a little fat He's lost weight. Bro. Look at him. He's going to disappear. He looks great. He's going to disappear. Don't get too skinny now. We like George a little fat.

David, Eric, Stevie, Theo. All my boys and girls. Good. Good boy, George. Theo's my dear. That's funny. I'm sitting here at 215 pounds. Wow.

Stanley are light heavy. 135 pounds he's lost. He lost. Basically, he lost Steve. Yeah. And I'm trying to lose 10 pounds. You know what I mean? Moving weight classes.

And thanks to you guys, I'm having a fucking beautiful year, really. I'm having the time of my life. But I wanted to say happy New Year's to all you guys. And I got a pretty big New Year's resolution. And I want to hear what you guys think. Me, you guys, the boys in the back, I want us all to hit the booty club. Let's all go to the strip club together. I heard you talking on Alabama's episode about your time.

Just let me know I am there. I think it would be amazing. I've never been. I got this little body. Let's go get something. Let's get it. Me and the short king. Yeah, baby.

Happy New Year. I am in Chicago in March. That's where he's from. Dude, we should do a dating show with George. It's not a bad idea. Nick? The problem is always getting female suitors regardless of the guy. But I'm down to give it a shot But it's George

He's a special guy We should definitely do it for George And that first guy And for Mark Harley So we have a bunch of contestants Oh that's a But the other thing is I had this girl come to the show in Dania

And she was I forget her name It was a state Might have been Her name might have been Kentucky Not Alabama No it's Georgia Sheia she told me too i told her damn nick dime peace and she wants to be honest she's like i can beat alabama but i'm

like all right they don't fight georgia yeah i don't know if george her vibe i feel you i like where your head's at yeah when you see her though come on dude you might be you're being very nice yeah i like how you be listen, listen. Because I saw you. Listen, we love George. We love George. He's one of my favorite people on the planet. He's still working on it, okay? She's, this girl is bad.

Super hottie. Let's see, can we see a picture of her? Yeah, if I can find it. Yeah. How bad? Hot. Like playmate model? Yeah, you might not finish your New Year's resolution when you see her.

Yeah, like you see it, you're going to go from 7 to 10. I'm back to 7 days a week. I doubt it. Let me see. I doubt it. I don't know your flavor, but yeah. My flavor's weird. His flavor's weird. Steve's flavor is female and breathing. Is she a grandma?

Grandma. Alright, should we get in another debate club? I'll find her in the meantime. What's up, King of the King? This is James coming at you from the LSD. Lower, slower, Delaware, baby. Got a debate club for you. Pittsburgh, Michigan State.

Outside the stands by the concessions. Got a couple fellas duking it out. One gentleman counter punches, almost knocks his wife out. She's rolling around the ground. Other fella does a little dancing, kiss punch, not a good look either. So, debate club, who should be more embarrassed by this bullshit? Let me know. Gang gang buzz. And next time, take your retainer out.

I'm just so scared. You know what I mean? Take your return route before you send in a video. You know what I mean? Let's see the street fight. This is a... Eight million views. Oh, one's big. Oh, dude.

Look at this. Is this Antonio Brown? Oh, push him in the face. What the hell? The guy got pushed. He starts acting like he's just a clown. He's all shit, look at him. Oh!

Shooting free throws and shit. Uh oh, uh oh. Oh, oh. What, did he hit a girl? He, she just really got knocked over and then she was super dramatic about it. And that's his wife? Not sure exactly. But the big guy was trying to break it up

Now you're telling me not one of them white boys Dropped an N-word throughout this whole video? That might have been what started it, who knows But then they get into it again What's going on here? And who wins this? The white boy took him down? It was really just an embarrassing fight all around

I'm more worried about the cholesterol The big guy trying to break it up Because nobody can fight Yeah,. What yeah, bro. No push punch The black guy kissing his hand then missing yeah It was a good buildup. Yeah, I was really excited like yeah, I'll beat his ass the video was like this Okay, he's grabbing his ear. Oh, that's oh come on. Oh another guys hold him Oh, but the other guys trying to break it up and hold him. Oh, he's grabbing his ear. Oh, that's... Oh, come on. Oh, and the other guy's holding him? Oh, but the other guy's trying to break it up and hold him.

Oh, he's got his hair. Damn. I don't understand. Are they going to kiss? It seems like the black guy lost. What is going on? I'm more embarrassed. I just don't understand.

I'm for both of them, really. Wait, why is he being... Why is the black guy the one being surrounded and held down? Well, the guy in the hat who has his back is trying to just control him so he doesn't fight. And then that white guy... They did attack each other here, and the black guy went for a double leg. And he just got sat on, basically.

Yeah. Oh, that guy sprawled out. God, they really can't fight. This is the public interest. And whoever the video person is, next time, don't stand behind the fat guy. Oh, look at the ass crack. Look at the ass crack.

I know. You know, you don't want to be behind the fat guy when you're filming shit. I mean, I'm embarrassed for all of them. Yeah. So I'm more concerned about the health of the fat guy. You know, this is one of these things is like, most people just don't know how to fight. Not at all. You know, it's just, you know what I mean?

Like, what are you doing? What started it, Nick? We don't know how to fight. Not at all. You know, it's just, you know what I mean? Like, what are you doing? What started it, Nick? We don't know. Oh. Okay, so he didn't. The white guy's more embarrassing. He didn't try to hit the girl hard. He locks down.

Yeah, he falls over. He does hit her. But he didn't try. He's going for the guy. No, but it's like, come on, man. Yeah. The whole thing is like, if you want to, here's the thing. Who did this guy in the blue shirt initially hit the black guy?

Is he the one? He pushes him in his face. Okay, so this is my thing. You're going to push a guy in his face? Why are you standing behind your woman now? Like, you initiated a fight. Get her out of the way. Well, she's kind of in the middle there.

But it's like, you know what you're about to do. Yeah. You see this guy coming over here. Get her out of the way. Oh, she blocked that guy's punch. He tries to put her out of the way. That's why, because the black guy's going for a punch. At that time, he's already going for a now. Get her out of the way. We'll get him to go to punch. Oh, she blocked that guy's punch. He tries to put her out of the way. It's too late. Because the block is going for a punch.

So she prevented the guy from punching him. At that time, he was already going for a punch. She doesn't seem very athletic. Yeah. That punch is so... It's so bad. They're both terrible. It's like a slap.

They're both terrible. And she falls. She didn't get hit, though. No, she fell. She was so powerful. She like, you know. So what was the question? I don't understand this debate club.

I don't understand it. Who should be more question? I don't understand this debate club. Who should be more embarrassed? Both of them. All of them. They're both idiots. I think when people don't know how to fight, just let them go. Yeah, let them get it out of their system. Whatever happens.

You know the average street fight lasts like 40 seconds. Nobody has any stamina. Nobody knows what they're doing. They're just all bravado. You know, one time I was like, I remember I was living at this place, and there was kids outside. And I knew one of the kids. He lived in the building. And he was surrounded by like four dudes.

And they were like on him. And so I came outside. I was like, what the hell are y'all doing? And then they were like, well, he's talking shit, whatever. And I was like, all right, so you want to fight him? I said, everybody else back up. I was like, well, he's talking shit, whatever. And I was like, all right, so you want to fight him? I said, everybody else back up. I was like, everybody else back up. Because this guy, because it looks like four on one right now.

Yeah, which ain't cool. It's not cool. So if you want to fight, let's see what's going to happen now. And then it just de-escalated. I bet you got it. Everybody was like, yo, man, fuck you, dude. Fuck you, old man. Yo, man, what you going to do?

I was like, all right. You're real tough when the four of you are going to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. You're so tough. It's just, dude. Fuck you, old man. Yeah, old man. What you going to do? I was like, all right. You're real tough when the four of you are going to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. You're so tough. You know, it's just, ugh. Those people are both dumbasses. The thing you got to worry about in a street fight is, like, you'll see somebody, like, cold cock somebody. And when they hit their head on the ground, like, people go to prison all the time, man.

No, but isn't it like when somebody really can't fight, they're never, like, that's the person that's going to be the most level-headed. Yeah, man. No, but dude, but isn't it like when somebody really can't fight, they're never, that's the person that's going to be the most level-headed. Yeah, correct. You know what I mean? You know when you're messing

with somebody you're not supposed to be messing with. Yeah, they're a little too calm. Yeah. They've been there before. Yeah, man. All right,

this guy's got a King that's singing for us. What up, King and the Sting? Young Buck. This here comes from Appleton, Wisconsin. Me at 190, Nick. Fucking pussy.

Oh, it's him. Nick? I got a King of the Sting for you guys. What do you guys think about graffiti on your bedroom walls? I got Michael Georgian over there. And then my brother's name Because it was his room But what do you guys think about it?

Would you guys do anything? If you guys would Then what would you guys put? Let me know I don't mind it I dig the art You don't mind it Steve Hey that's not cool man

I got your back Steve What do you mean by that I have stickers in my room It's different I have stickers right guys That's so different It's different It is

I dig that vibe It's cool it's different Yeah whatever yeah He's an artist let him create In your bedroom It's his space man Let him do what he wants When you turn like 22 You you should be done with that.

When you turn 25, it might be time to maybe paint that bad bitch. That's when you live with your parents still. This guy get attacked by a shark or what? Maybe. Okay. Most likely. My name's Austin. I'm coming to you from Nick's beautiful home state of Wisconsin.

That's one of those shark suits. I've got a king of a sting for you. Spirit fishing. Are you guys out here with the dolphins and sharks murdering these fish? Or are you in the restaurants with the humans ordering fish? Let me know what you think. Gang, gang. Bye, bye.

Oh! Dang, he got one. Oh. Oh, he didn't even get it. Oh, no, he gets it right here. That's that big boy he had on the leash. That fish, like, what the fuck? This is great footage, Nick. Wow, look at him.

I don't mind it, dude. Dude, I just saw a video of a girl in a suit like that swimming with a great white. That's some white shit. That's different. That's different. That's different. The shoe's white, I assume. Oh, come on. Come on, dude.

White people just push it But just like, I mean, I'm talking about a huge 25-foot great white shoe just swimming along and like, you know, you just see the, you know. Bro, here's the thing

with spearfishing. So when you spear the fish, they bleed, right? So then sharks, spearfishers get fucking bit all the time. They do? Yeah, because the blood

comes out of the water and then the shark's like, oh, there's an injured fish. We're going to go over there. Sparrowfishes get fucking bit all the time. They do? Yeah, because the blood comes out of the water, and then the shark's like, oh, there's an injured fish. We're going to go over there. Then they see your big, dumb, white-ass fucking sparing the fish. But sharks don't really want to attack human beings. That's not their— I love when experts say that. Sharks just attack people.

Don't you watch Shark Week? That's my favorite week on National Geographic. Yeah, I love it too. But here's the thing with Shark Week. I need some new content. I know. It's like 20 years of the same. I just can't see a great white jump out of the water non-stop over a seal like you gotta mix some shit up so are you for it or against it i mean because that changes it what you just said i mean i'm not gonna do it but if you want to do it i'm at the restaurant yeah i'm at the restaurant

you know what i'm saying with a soup appet what I'm saying? What are you talking about, man? Okay. What are you talking about? Okay, okay. I'm not fishing for my own fish like a caveman. What about crabbing? Have you heard of crabbing? Mm-hmm.

Catching crab? Yeah. Well, that's how you got pink eye. Crabbing. Timestamp. Everybody's going to hate me. You know what? Can I say something?

I like making myself laugh it's the reason why I say things for sure I don't give a fuck about you guys like look at my face I don't give a fuck

about you I make jokes for me Eric in the comments again Eric just making jokes to make himself laugh yeah bitch yeah bitch I think it's funny

yeah so I know that's gonna be one of those moments you know Eric's bullying Stevie man Enough's enough I love Steve Yeah

I've never done any I didn't crab Never crabbed or fished I used to fish all the time When I was younger What sort of Asian are you? Here we go again Even chin fishes

I do But like spear fishing Spear fishing I kind of don't like I love fishing But spear fishing Feels just way more brutal Like if I want to catch a fish I'll knock it out right away I do. But like spearfishing, spearfishing, I kind of don't like. I love fishing, but spearfishing feels just way more brutal.

Like if I want to catch a fish, I'll knock it out right away. A metal hook through their mouth. What would you rather have? A spear through your body or a hook through your mouth? The answer would be neither. I don't think,

thank you. No, but also fishing or they attack with their mouths. Their mouths, they have like way more like cartilage or whatever there in the body. I just,

for me it doesn't feel right. Yeah, that's superhuman. And then when you get it onto the boat what do you do with it so I don't let it yeah so a lot of people just let it

you know just suffer no you do you kill it yeah so I have a little little bat and I make sure oh you bat it to death I dispatch it

no just a couple times on the head this is he learned this from his gang day so Stevie let me ask you this would you rather be

have a hook through the mouth and then they pull you out of bed and then beat you to death? No! How about this? I don't want any of this. How about this? Or you just die right away with a spear through your heart.

They don't die. I see your point. They don't die right away. No, but also, the whole hitting the head. Would you rather be knocked out and then people do shit to your body or would you rather have this cut through your body as you're alive?

When you're knocked out, you don't know what's going on. Can I tell you something? All these are horrible choices. But if you had to choose, would you rather? I wouldn't want to be pulled by my mouth. Like, you know what I mean? So you'd rather have a spear go through your body and still be alive? Yeah.

Come on, man. What's the other option? They're both terrible. What's the other option? There's a third option. Oh, the net. Get caught in the net. I would rather get caught in the net. That'd be terrible. You still gotta kill

it though. I want like Forrest Gump to catch me in a shrimp boat. You know, a lot of people just throw him in the boat and let them suffocate. I don't want to do that. So I just knock him out. First of all, listen, listen. Listen. Don't think you're better than the other serial killers. I don't think I'm better.

You're a fish serial killer. I'm saying for me. You're a fish serial killer. Yeah. I might be one, but I eat fish. So I have to, you know, I feel like if I eat fish, I'll do it. I know, but there's levels. Like, don't think the fish is going to be like, you know what?

I think I want to die by Chin's hands. Yeah. I bet you a fish could talk. They would rather have my, the other way I would dispatch them. If a fish could talk, he would be like, other way. I would just be like, fuck you. Fuck on. You're going to die anyway. We should have a cat's fishing day.

Oh, yeah. You think these guys don't want to go fishing? How many cats do you have? So we're going to a strip club. Yeah, let's go. We're going to buy a hypogeum of cats. Come on. I'm just throwing ideas out there, you know?

At Eric's bachelor party weekend. Yeah, we'll go fishing. Fishing during the day. Strip club at night. I'm down. Let's do it. And then we go abroad and find that scam and beat them up. Yes.

Good fucking matchup. What a weekend. Yes. Now we have to get six round trip tickets to Africa. All on the cat's budget. Flying the Vulcan Biscuit and everybody gets massages. Yeah. What's the Vulcan Biscuit?

What is the Vulcan Biscuit? The girl, she said she gives massages to people on yachts oh yeah i liked her callback callbacks okay then just get alabama out there too i can't wait for her to get married yeah me too fun reception all right here we go hi guys my name is angelica i'm from chicago and i have a request for you guys. I really enjoyed watching the best of 2021 video. It was so funny. But my favorite part was when you guys did the karaoke. So if you could do it again, that'd be so awesome.

Thanks. Oh, okay. And we do have this like set up and I have a way so we won't get demonetized. All right. I don't know who wants to go first, but we can. We don't want Eric going first. Yeah, he's going to crush it. I got like a harness thing. I'm fine. Whoa, whoa, whoa. All right, I don't know who wants to go first, but we don't want air going first Enter the Sandman

You will They're pretty they're pretty common on there And if you get the wild then you get to pick whatever song you'd like and and then you're gonna bring the lyrics up here Yep, and then who's gonna how bring the lyrics up here? Yep. And then how are we going to play the music? It's going to be in your headphones. Oh, and then we just sing? Yeah, and the final mix is going to sound like acapella. Oh, okay.

Not YouTube. We're going to sound like pure shit. But I think it'll be great. I'll kick this bitch off. Big money. Purple rain. I don't like Prince. Whoops. No! That's a jam. I don't like Prince. Whoops.

No. That's a jam. I love that song. Wild. Any song you want. I'll do Bye Bye Bye NSYNC. It doesn't have to be something on there. You can do whatever you want.

It could be anything. No, it's got to be that. Anything you want. I'll do Bye Bye Bye NSYNC. Everybody does that. It's got to be that. Pass on the ball. Dore me. Oh, so much. You know on the ball. Dore me posso latido.

Catch up, master. Catch up, master. Catch up, master. We do have the other mic if you want to hold it. Just feel a little bit more karaoke. Oh, right here? Yeah. Okay, that sounds nice.

You want to move the other one? You don't know effects on it? If you go to a bar, you don't get effects. We're not in the area. Yes, we do. Really? Yeah. Karaoke places? Yeah. Have you ever been to a karaoke place you don't get effects. We're not in the area. Yes, we do. Really? Yeah. Karaoke places?

Yeah. Have you ever been to a karaoke place? Shin's like, oh. I just thought, yeah, they do. They do? Yeah. And you can adjust it. I could have brought my little thing.

I have a little karaoke podcaster. Next time we'll do it. I figured if you went to a bar, it's just like, that's why it's like, if you're a bad singer. No. They put like chorus on it. Yeah, they put a little reverb on it. It looks like Fatone, the thick one. Fatone, Joey Fatone.

Oh, you do look like him. Oh. Okay. Dude, shout out to 2000. Hey, hey. Not yet. There. Hey, hey.

Bye, bye, bye. Bye, bye, bye. Are we getting a little? I'm on JT. I'm not JT. I'm here with a chance. Joey the Fat One. I'm doing this tonight. You're probably going to start a fight. I know this can't be right.

Hey, baby, come on. I loved you endlessly. And you weren't there for me. So now it's time to leave and make it alone. I know that I can't take no more. It ain't no lie. I want to see you out that door, baby. Bye, bye, bye. I don't want to see you out that door, baby. Bye, bye, bye.

I don't want to fool for you. Just another player in this game for two. Because you may hate me, but it ain't no lie, baby. Bye, bye, bye. Is that good? Yeah, I think we booked it better than I thought. That was way better. Justin Timberlake just turned in his grave.

That was amazing. Joseph Jones is going to was way better than I thought. Timberlake just turned in his grave. That was amazing. That was amazing. Joe's going to hit me up to start a podcast. That was amazing. Wait, who was the shitty manager that was scamming them? Oh, yeah. Lou Perman. He scammed them out of cats as well.

He just, yeah. And he's in prison. You see what fucking happens, you African scammers? All right, Eric, you're next. I'm going to make millions off you guys reselling. Yeah. Keep all the money. Go ahead, Eric.

Good grief. Eric's the guy that I can't. Oh, no, it's like it's good to be back. It feels so bad. What is this? Wild. So any song you want. It doesn't have to be on the wheel if you don't want.

Oh, we got Dave Matthews in there. I picked a lot of your hits on there, though. Hits? The ones that you said you wanted, like Purple Rain. Purple Rain's my jam. All right. Oh, he's going to kill this. He's going to end it right here.

What are you talking about? You're going to end it. I can't sing. Yeah, you can. No, he's that guy. Yeah, yes, you can. You can't get the party guy to stop. Now, give me that thing.

We know. Purple Rain. We know. Guys, I would never. Oh, my God. Don't make me do this. It's thing! We know! I don't want it! We know! Guys, I would never know! Oh my god, dude. Don't make me do this. Come on, it's embarrassing. Guys, you're embarrassing me.

I would never know how to... Can you move the other mic out of the... Oh, is this too much? Just, yeah. I think we're good. Alright. Oh, shit. Do some BTS, Stevie.

Is that racist? Yeah, it is! Dude, BTS is fire! It's five transgender men, it is. Dude, BTS is fire. It's five transgender men, but it's fire, dawg. It's Eric's time. It's gonna be back in Cats 2022. This is a weird mix-up.

Yeah, it is. Do you mind a different one? That's fine. I don't care. a weird mix of it. Yeah, it is. Do you mind a different one? No, it's fine. I don't care.

I never meant to call you any sorrow. Ain't this a bitch? Ain't this a bitch? I never meant to call you any pain. I only want to not see you laughing in the purple rain. Purple rain. Purple rain.

I'm about to fuck Kyle Purple rain, purple rain Purple rain the purple rain Never want to be your weekend lover Take notes, Christian Kyle. I think we're good now, right? Yeah. What do you want?

Eric won. No, you got to... Eric won. You really got to put the effects on it. It changes the whole thing. Eric won. We'll have to do it again, but Stevie has to sing a song. Okay, spin the wheel for me.

Okay, BTS. K-pop. Oh, Purple Rain again. Let me spin that, bitch. Yeah. Wild. Tornado Connor, nothing compares to you. Oh, Steve.

Okay. Okay. You sure you don't want TLC water? No, no, no, no, no. I'll just do this one. Okay. You sure you don't want TLC waterfalls? No, no, no, no, no, no. I'll just do this one. Okay. We'll be your backup singers.

Okay, thank you. Mainly, when I say we, I mean Eric. Can't hear it. Oh, there we go. It's been seven hours and fifteen days Since you took your love away I go out every night and sleep all day Since you took your love away Every night and sleep all day Since you took your love away you ain't gonna cry

Since you've been gone I could do whatever I want I could choose whomever I choose Miss independent, though. I could eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant Korean restaurant! Korean barbecue. I said nothing could take away these blues Take it home, Steve! Cause nothing compares Okay, Miss Linope. Take it home, Steve!

Okay, Miss Linocca. Theo. Theo, that's my Theo. It's been so lonely without you here. Theo. Sadness. Theo, that's my Theo. Like a bird without a song. Ah. Nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling. So tell me, baby, Where did I go wrong?

I could put my arms around every boy I see Okay, I'm done. But they will only remind me of you Let's get to the chorus one more time. That's your guy's part. I went to the doctor and guess what he told me. Guess what he told me.

He said, girl, you better try to have fun no matter what you do. But he's a fool. Because nothing compares. Nothing compares Nothing compares To you God, who hurt her?

That's a Prince song. The Pope. Thanks for tuning in to King and the Sting. Is that a Prince song? Yeah, Prince wrote that. Yeah, Prince. Episode 147.

Stupid talented. That was fun. Yeah, Prince wrote that. So next time, effects. Yes. Well, I came in last. Yeah, Prince wrote that. So next time, effects. Yes. Well, I came in last. No. Steve killed that.

That was all Steve right there. No, don't do that. No, you know you won. But you two can sing, man. No, he can sing. Yeah, my voice is all that right now. All right. That was a fun episode, right, guys?

Yeah, it was good. It was good times. Okay. We should have had chin play, too. I don't think it'd be fair, bro. Sorry. So on the docket, we got to do a dating game with a couple times. Okay. We should have had chin play, too. I don't think it'd be fair, bro. Sorry. So on the docket, we got to do a dating game with a couple people. Yeah.

And we got to try to get this scammer. Can we do it with Kyle and Christian as well? It's on Blue Russian Blues. Can we do a dating game with Kyle and Christian as well? Yeah. If you're out there and you're a girl who wants to date Kyle or Christian, send us a video. Let us know a little bit about yourself.

Or if there's any other guys you've seen on the show. Some of the guys have lost the dating game. Can we get Mark Carly on here? Can we get George on here? You know what we never cleared up? What? We didn't clear up if that guy was a fake. What?

Remember the guy that had the beard? And then the picture was another guy? They're not the same guy. Oh, he looked like Charles Manson? Yeah, it wasn't the same guy. I think Nick messed someplace yeah so there were two there were two patricks right who submitted videos who both had beards uh like the the huge beard like that yeah and so we played the one video who was a different guy than the guy we brought on live motherfucker but the guy who we brought on live who also had the charles man guy who we brought on live, who also had the Charles Manson beard,

he sent a picture of him without the beard, and he was like a really good-looking, handsome dude. Right, I saw that, but then it wasn't the same guy. Yeah, it wasn't the same guy. We had that Manson fella on. I'm pretty sure Alabama has been in contact with both of those fellas. Both Patrick's? Wait, wait, Nick, you're single, aren't you?

Yeah. Let's do one with you. I'm good. I'm good. Nick's all, nah, man. Because he goes through the videos and sees all these monsters. Nick, think about that.

All the girls we've had be the contestants have been really good. That Georgia girl's dimey-dime. You didn't show me the picture yet of the the the one you're talking about i couldn't find it later later yeah i'll send it to you that's is that it nick that's it all right kids uh as you're listening this i will be on stage in rally north carolina rally improv this thursday friday saturday this Thursday, Friday, Saturday. And that's about it for January stand-up. That's about it for January stand-up. In February, I will be in Salt Lake City, Wiseguys, and also Sacramento at the Punchline.

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Yes, thank you, Nick. January 8th, Scissor Bros live at Soul Joel's in Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania. Get your tickets today, this Saturday. Thank you, Nick. You're welcome. Nice, DB. Got there doing it. And I'm going to be in Michigan the 13th at Park Theater,

and then the 14th at this place called the Creston Brewery. So look for me there. What part of Michigan is that? Grand Rapids. That'd be fun. Yeah, Grand Rapids. Then I'm in Edmonton at the House of Comedy on the 20th, and that's Canada changes their restrictions.

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