The Golden Hour - Episode 156: I'm Yelling Chinder!

Episode Date: January 21, 2022

Chris D'Elia is back in the culture corner and opens up deeply and emotionally. Also, the guys talk things that make them cry, Dexter, spoilers, Shapel and Brendan's thousand dollar foot race, who'd they pick in the crew (Callen or D'Elia) to back them up in a street fight, an all new KATS in the Wild segment and Chinder AKA Calabasas Love Companion segment featuring the beautiful Shelby and much more! Get your King and the Sting merch at katsmerch.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Call 1-800-GAMBLER. I wasn't a boy band, though. When I was younger. You guys didn't know that, huh? Was this after the gang? It would have to be. And then Chip, didn't you go on like some, was it America's Got Talent or something? Oh, no, the other one.

What gang you gonna be in? You can't go from my, my, my. Imagine, dude, imagine they're just like, hey, hey, man, we got something about something. What the fuck is this? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Back off my broccolini. Get your life together.

It is. Don't touch me, bro. I'm not touching you, dude. Future is bright. Too bright. Got these new sunglasses. Are they new, though? Or are those standard Ray-Bans?

Well, they're new to me. I bought them. Oh, okay. It's not like they're... I feel like you've had them for a while. No, I only get Ray-Bans. And I have five pairs. And I didn't bring a pair when I went to Disneyland.

You think that stops me? No. Apparently it's called a racket, though. What do you mean? Sunglasses. They're all made by the same company. By the way, how long have I seen you today so far? Maybe 15 minutes?

Maybe. You've said something is a racket twice. Racket's an older term. No, I... Fuck you. I'm with you. I get the reference. I'm not necessarily saying...

I was telling him I have to go to Canada. And you've got to get the PCR test to go to Canada. That shit is a racket. That is a racket. That's a hustle. I'm telling you, expensive sunglasses, also a racket. They're all being made at the same place. They come from the same factory. And they're like the ones you get at 7-Eleven, the same

ones Ray-Ban's selling for $300. Okay, but these don't break, and the ones at 7-Eleven do. And those are polarized. The ones at 7-Eleven aren't. These are good sunglasses. And by the way, what do you think is an expensive pair of sunglasses? What would you say? Maybe like $850.

It is an expensive pair of sunglasses. Yeah. $850. Right. Yeah, yeah. I'd say like $200, $300 for Ray-Bans. I would say $230 is like, okay, that's an expensive pair. Now, you talk about with the lenses that are like, you know.

I don't know, but these are like $120. So, like, I mean, that's money, but it's like. Oh, my God. It's a couple of shirts. You know what he, you know what he first, when he first started really blowing up, he would,

he would just text me things like, God, I make so much money. And I heard it in it. I heard his voice. Like as I read it, I heard his voice and I was just like, ah,

but you can only send it to your friends. You know what I meanalled the stuff oh for chris brian i like when i got my fry just sent a picture of me sipping on coffee i was like thanks comedy you know just like just stupid the first one that we would do was thanks life yeah we'd have like whatever whatever shit we bought and we'd be like thanks life yeah i saved that for the friends yeah yeah how good did it feel i i would say i've been around you for a while the happiest i've seen you was this past weekend in oxnard yeah i yeah it was it was really nice um i do you know it's so crying again i feel that all all the time it's like i never felt emotionally open ever ever ever ever uh we felt that way about you too yeah i know but you know what when

i was when i was when i was when i remember when i was 16 i got my fucking heart broken and that was when i found out about tupac's music and i was like it's never going to be the same motherfuckers nobody's breaking my heart oh you got yeah we went thug life yep I did oh from from 16 year old you're 16 ever since then I just I've been closed the fuck off you turned into Bane yeah from one girl breaking your heart you're Bane now and um and so uh and then I I fucking uh now I'm just every everything I have my son and all the kid it's the kid bro I can't I can't you start talking just, everything. I have my son and all this shit. It's the kid. But, bro, I can't. I can't.

You start talking about, oh, and then I think about my kid. I think about the people that. Game over. My friends. And I'm just, it's, dude, I get fucking, I just get emotional, bro. I'm completely open. My therapist was like, oh, with your kid, you're fucked. You can't live like that anymore.

And I'm like, I know. So now, that's it. it that's it i'm an emotional guy oh no no just crying that's it dude i'll cry at a hang we'll chill and i'll be crying and you know what dude i won't break eye contact with you i'll cry in your eyes yeah bro well you know i i have this thing where like, if I go to a movie with a friend and I get emotional and they don't get emotional,

we're done. Wow, that's a good, I really like that rule, bro. I like that rule. If you're crying during fucking Fast and Furious 9, you don't want to be

that guy's friend? There could be a moment, though. No, I know. And that's, no, you know what it was? I'll tell you, I have this friend that I don't hang out

with anymore. We saw the remake of Karate Kid with Jackie Chan. And that's... No. You know what it was? I'll tell you. I have this friend that I don't hang out with anymore. We saw the remake of Karate Kid with Jackie Chan. And there's a moment Jackie Chan is having where his family died. Wow. I'm already out, man. Just like... No, listen. Okay, first of all, you need to watch it before you...

You know what, dude? You don't. Yes, you do. All right, all right. The remake of Karate Kid with Jackie Chan? Yes. Jackie Chan had a beautiful moment about his family. I'm telling you right now.

And I was crying. Will Smith's son's in it? And my friend was like, the way he was acting, I was like, I'm done with you. Okay? Because if you don't understand the emotional turmoil that is going on in this scene. And that was it? And that was it? That was it.

You never talked to him again? Pretty hard. That's pretty hardcore, dude. Hey, it is what it is. It's not even the real Karate Kid. I know what kind of person this person is. Yeah, okay. And it wasn't just that.

It was the conversation we were having about it. As if he didn't understand anything. And I was like, oh, you're just not emotionally connected to anything. So I can't be around that. I had two friends. I had one friend. This was years ago. But I had – so there were two friends.

And the three of us would hang out a lot. And so one guy had a, um, a job at a restaurant. And in the beginning of the re in the beginning of the, uh, time he was working there, he borrowed a pen from a guy that worked. It was like a bus boy at the restaurant. And he said, can I, um, borrow a pen? And the guy said, it's my only pen. Don't, don't lose it. And he lost it. Okay. Worked at the restaurant for a few years when it was his last day at the restaurant. He said, Hey man, I lost your pen that one day and I wanted to give you a pen.

I'm leaving. And he told this to our other friend and our other friend thought it's just, he said, it's just a fucking pen, you pussy. You know what I mean? Yeah. And, and, and I, but I was like the difference, you know, cause I was in the middle there and I was like, I get it, but I'm not going to cry. But my buddy was like crying about his emotional experience about working at this restaurant. I just think it's fucking. I think you gotta was in the middle there and i was like i get it but i'm not gonna cry but my buddy was like crying about his emotional experience about working at this restaurant

i just think it's i think you gotta be in the middle you don't you do being in the middle is good yeah yeah i'm being in the middle i'm more with you i'll cry shit i almost cried during dexter last night you feel me like if i saw the final no whoa whoa i'm on season six don't fuck me dude i've never seen it terrible i'm one through i'm one through six i just finished six last night this new season yeah i agree but but you're not gonna ruin it yeah the new i'm just gonna say how good or bad it was uh-huh one through whatever the john lithgow season one through three the original writer and then she went on to do the twilight she went cool story that's why going to go write Twilight.

Then it got actually bad. Yes, yes. The one with Julia Stiles was terrible. Oh, I disagree. Oh, dude. Dude, I'll see you guys later, man. Gotta go. No, wait.

I'm going to cry. No, I'm going to cry. That's remotely. No, but this new season, they- I heard it's good. They ended the series the way they should have. The new series, you're getting close. Yeah.

You're getting close, dude. I'm just going to say it was good. Yeah, me too. It was watchable. No, no, no, but we can't take away from what we know about the bad stuff. This is just a makeup. Yeah. Just trying to make up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Once you invest in the characters, the season can suck, and I still fuck with it. The writing can be bad, but once you're into the characters. For how long, though? Because I'm walking dead, and did you start walking? Oh, don't even get me started. I don't even watch that shit anymore.

But once anymore, you're a guy who will stop on season 18. You're like, all right, you know what? No, no, I've already stopped. So when? When Rick was off the show. Oh, I was way stopped before that. Yeah, but I should have. And when he was off the show, I was like Stopped before that Yeah but I should've And I When he was off the show

I was like Ooh I should've been with him He knew Like he knew He knew in like Year three of his contract He was like

I gotta get out of here The thing that fucks me Is I talk about Dexter On pods or whatever And I was at Starbucks The guy goes I haven't seen it dude And he's like

Dude Do you get to the part Where Dexter and sister Are fucking No no no I haven't dude Yeah yeah and he's like dude you get to the part where the Dexter and sister are fucking no no no I haven't dude and you fucked me man

yeah yeah yeah hey hey spoiler alert after 10 years fuck you you don't get to be like don't tell me about the ending of Sixth Sense

don't tell me about the ending of Sixth Sense I do say that I've always been that guy Eric is right I do say the same Eric is right but also a season this old though like 10 years yeah and you want us to be like the ending of Sixth Sense. I do say that. I've always been that guy. Eric is right. Eric is right. But also,

a season this old, though, like... Ten years? Yeah. And you want us to be like, no spoilers? We can't be like... Dude, you get to the point

where Dexter's fucking his sister. I'm like, no. You need to catch up. They fuck? They fuck? I don't think they do. They hook up? I guess they hook up?

No, he was fucking around. Yeah, he was messing with you. That doesn't happen. You guys are lying. I'm not lying, but you don't know if we are or not. I looked it up. You know what? I looked it up. Hey, everybody, if if we are or not. I looked it up. You know what?

Hey, everybody, if you see Brandon. I think I looked it up. You can want to spoil it. He's like, I want to make sure he spoiled it. He spoiled it. Everybody just walk up to him and tell him lies about the show. I'll take that. Yeah.

What's this, Nick? It was sad. It was sad. Oh, man. This is our first debate club from a damn familiar face What's up king of the sting is your boy? Debate for you in our be singer. Mainly this question is for you Say who that Chris gap who do you think is gonna win this foot race? Me or Brenda shop get back at me. What is he being gang? Is that a little Jay? That was sexy

Why is he being this? Montel Georgeay that was sexy why is he being dude is that montel george sexy he gets a little famous like yo man man yo this guy's got three thousand views all of a sudden he's acting like he's yo what's up i'm triple platinum yo man don't got a lot of time to be doing this um so by the way you can't act cooler than the guy on your shirt yeah that's the rule maybe he's channeling his inner ice cube all right so the question is he's so chapelle the mudder the kid he thinks no not even he thinks in a sprint and 100 meter sprint he can beat me in a race but that's well the to me i don't really know his athletic ability but he's a cheerleader but apparently he i guess he used to race guys in high school but i don't know it seems like

you were you you seem very confident about this i was but daniel chapelle he's like a the nice guy and he's too nice you know when you're too nice think somebody's gay but he's good you know what i'm saying like so friendly but he's not like what do you want from me yeah it's like what do you do don't be nice to him because he's all like you're trying to suck me what are you trying to do to me this guy's trying to suck my dick no you're trying to cuddle homie guy said he was a fan i don't know about that he's trying to fuck yeah about my merch no he uh he's not confident like you know he's a confident dude but he's never he's never bragging with this he's not confident. He's a confident dude, but he's never bragging. With this, he's like, I'll beat you with my bands on.

That's him. Yeah, but that's when he was 11. That's 25 years old. That's 25 years old. You know what I mean? Like, this guy, he's way, he's two of them. He ate that guy. You know what I mean?

That's what he looks like now. A hundred percent. The only thing that's alarming is how confident he is in beating me. That's why I was like, oh, shit. This one. Do you believe in love? Oh, dude. That is crazy.

Yeah, I mean, he's off the kid. I think we're doing it tomorrow. Oh, then the results will be out by the time this airs. So that's exciting. But yeah, I'm not like super confident now. Okay, gotcha. Have I ran the 40 for the NFL? Yeah.

Did I spend years with technique to run? Right. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. It's like you were a professional athlete. So I would go with you. But black. Yeah, a while ago.

Yeah. He's black. Oh, he's black. He's fast. No, black guys have fast twitch muscles. Eric, show us. He's fast No black guys have fast twitch muscles Eric show us

That's only half my twitch muscles Your white twitch muscles came out What am I supposed to do right now Just like I just sprint out of the room Let's take a little break From chatting with the squad Because it is time for UFC 270,

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This motherfucker is always talking about what he's wagering on, man. I need some action no and again this is what alarms me is Chappelle's like I bet you a thousand dollars

which okay you know it's like fuck Chappelle maybe he has some fucking freak ability we don't know about yeah but also

he's all in your head oh no I'm not don't get twisted I'm not worried I'm just saying like I think what's what's alarming is how confident he is where i'm either gonna get blown out of fucking water yeah yeah yeah he's so fucking has no idea what he's signing up for yeah yeah i got because when i

first met him he goes we're you know we're talking he's like yeah man and he's like playing the nfl right i'm like i had a fucking cup of tea with the Buffalo Bills man I didn't play yeah he goes yeah I ran a 4-3 in the 40 which if anybody that knows 40s that's unheard of he did that that's what he said yeah he was around 4-3 and I go and we didn't know each other no you didn't he's ever in 4-3 I promise you didn't run 4-3 and he goes no my coach I go I'm not calling you a liar your coach doesn't know what he's doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's like two guys in the NFL that ran a 4-3. He probably sneezed like, oh shit, I didn't start it. Yeah. So then I brought up a 4-3, like Tyreek Hill ran a 4-3.

And he looks at me and goes, oh shit. Yeah, I didn't run a 4-3. I'm like, I'm telling you, you didn't. Yeah, yeah. So he's delusional then. I don't know. Also, he's way bigger than he was. Yeah.

He's black. He's got fast twitching muscles. I already showed us. You're bigger than you were too, though. You got them thighs. Black. Yeah. He's black. He's got fast twitching muscles. I already chose. I already chose. You're bigger than you were too, though. You got them thighs, boy. Yeah. But you guys are both... You know what?

Honestly, don't do that. You're both 40. It's like chill, you know? No, he's younger. He's 35. You're looking trim. Yeah. Yeah, you are.

Yeah. But he's 35. I'm out of carb in two weeks. Oh, wow. I'm lightheaded. That's crazy, bro. I'm lightheaded right i'm lightheaded that's crazy bro i'm lightheaded right now you gotta eat carbs you're lightheaded you what send that to your girl yeah but you're gonna pass out you're gonna pass out from doing that dude you gotta eat carbs no you

don't no i'm like a big cat at the zoo i just see red meat baby all right well you're not like a big cat i'm a big cat at the zoo. All right. If they don't give it to the tigers at the zoo, I don't want it. Okay. Eric. Okay. Chris, what do you think? Let's put it on.

I have no idea. This is like really. He's been training. I feel like you've been training really hard. I think, I think, I think Brendan's going to win. I got, I'm, you know what? Just to be contrary. I'm going with Chappelle because he's.

Brian has Chappelle too. And I looked at Brian and go, Brian, why do you have him? Like, you've seen me run. You've seen what I've done. And Brian was like, well, you know. I went, is he black? He goes, yes. I just know you've been training hard.

And I don't think he has been training hard. He can still backflip though. We just talking about a hundred meter dash? Bro. Yeah. Yeah. A hundred meters. You're going to tape it, right?

Oh, it takes me all over We're taping everything Make sure you have Chariots of Fire playing They're doing it on the Today show Huh? They're doing it on the

Today show On the Today show? No I'm joking Kelly Ripa's gonna go like this Ready? By Kelly Ripa I mean Brian With a gun and shoot Chappelle by mistake

And it's gonna be a race thing And then it's fuck We're all fucked And then the whole show's Cancelled yeah Um Let's go Shabazz this guy's got

another debate club that's competitive wait is that homeboy looks like is that like a tall Christian it looks like

it looks like jerk chicken but a little bit like Christian jerk chicken MS Theo just slanging words at Christian. What up, Eric, Stevie, the actual host, Brendan, Theo, when he feels like being there. This is Jens from sunny golden Colorado at the Colorado School of Mines.

Huh. Smart dude. Yes, some smart people actually do listen to the podcast. Anyways, I have a debate club for you. I was just wondering. Say you're a little guy like Stevie I guess this question really doesn't apply to Brendan Say you're a little guy like Stevie

You're at a bar, somebody's wanting to start to throw hands Who do you want at your side? That spaghetti arms D'Elia or that rinky dinky kid Cowan? Let me know Good question At a bar? At a bar, bar fight And you're Stevie

I'm going to protect you like you're my hot girl with big tits thank you yep but that you're he's saying he's saying let's say stevie i'll see i don't need help yeah of course but if i know i'm just okay well we'll see what happens with chappelle but you go no anyways but it's stevie's at a bar yeah some dudes are about one dude's about to fuck him up he's saying who do you want as like- Brian or me. Yes. Gotcha.

You can't answer that right now, but what do you think, Eric? You taking Brian or- I've actually seen Brian at the boxing rink, you know? Now, Chris did,

you know, when Chris, he gets into something, he's fucking addicted to it. Yeah, he did jiu-jitsu for a hot second. that were you a purple belt yeah that's higher than brian japanese but i was blue in brazilian yeah okay but also do you have any no account brian is uh a fly he's very light he's so light yeah i will say this about brian though i we were out uh

somewhere in the valley this is when i first moved to LA. And he's like, let's get a drink. He wanted me to meet him in the middle of fucking nowhere. And we're there and we're having some drinks and Hell's Angels are there. And one of the Hell's Angels recognized me. And, you know, I guess there's a thing with like they have an enforcer and they like to like test themselves. And they're like, keep looking. I'm like, oh, motherfucking. I've had it happen before.

I'm not calling out Hell's Angels at all actually yeah but anyways i was i was i was just like oh no dude he's like well i'm like dude like they're tough guys get because at the time i was like in the ufc ranked like top ten yeah and i was like dude they're gonna wanna do this and i thought calum like oh my god what are we gonna do but he's like all right dude here's the plan and like i was like no we're not gonna fight them oh dude but that's why are we going to do? But he's like, all right, dude, here's the plan. I was like, no, we're not going to fight them. But he was down. That's why he's going to get his fucking ass kicked. But he was down, though.

Brian has some dog in him. Here's my thoughts. There he is right there. That's after we fought the Hells Angels. They knocked his teeth out. But here's my thoughts. Between Brian and Chris, when that's about to happen, who would talk them down? A hundred percent.

Brian would make it worse. Yeah, he would make it way worse. You know what my boy will do? I'm like, whoa, whoa. Your boy doesn't want to do anything. Bro, you put me on an island with a bunch of guys? Who do you think is going to rule the island, dude? Oh, my God.

Nah, bro. And that's what makes you the— Oh, my God. You know what that makes you, dude? You know what that makes you? You're not going to be a charge on the island dude nah bro and that's what makes you you know what that makes you dude you know what that makes you you're not gonna be in charge on the island bullshit food you're not in charge dude i got the gift of gab dude and people get behind that man there's soldiers there's soldiers and then there's the guy who basically floats down. You're like the leader in the Waco situation. Yeah, 100%.

You're that guy. You think I can't convince people? I can convince the shit out of people. You know what? You know, he's actually right. I mean, think about those idiots that have life rips tattoos. I just convinced you of this. In 30 seconds.

I just convinced you of this in 20 seconds. I knew it was happening. Where's the kool-aid i look at people's eyes when i talk bro people avert they go all no dude i'm fucking i'm inside you do it you're also not a small guy you know what i do i'm not small dude people think people see me they go oh i had no idea your shoulders went on for a day we're the same size but dude we're the same size okay well we're the exact same size but here's the thing i thought that for years do. Do you know what I do? Until like two weeks ago.

I have a secret. I have a secret. What's that? When I talk to you and we're having a conversation. There he is. There he is. And I will tell you right now. Where are those glasses?

Same guy. I know. And I'll tell you right now, I admire that guy. Okay? Sure. But when I talk to you and we're having a conversation, I imagine, I imagine when I'm talking to you, I am imagining myself crawling inside of you and we're having a conversation, I imagine, I imagine when I'm talking to you, I am imagining myself crawling inside of you and wearing you.

And that's how I'm that guy. That's how I'm that guy. So we're all on an island, but fucking however many, 20, 30 people, you know what I mean? As long as it's a limited amount. If there's fucking, you know, thousands and thousands of people. That's going to be tough. It'll be tough. Or if like Rogan is there.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. No, but. But when the shit. Okay. But you're talking about like tough and fighting and shit. Yeah, dude, fine. There's people who are going to beat me up.

But your boy's got the gift of gab, dude. And when I'm imagining talk, when I'm talking to you, I'm imagining wearing you. You don't know what to do. You don't know what to do. You don't know how to do. You got bar fight. You taking Brian or Chris I love Chris

but it was an actual fight and my life was at stake I'd probably take because I've actually had you know I wrestled arm wrestle Brian I felt his strength

I've never arm wrestled you so I don't arm wrestle but still you can tell their strength I can kind of tell their strength from just stuff like that so I'd have to pick Brian

but I think I'll tell you right now I'll tell you right now if I wrestle Brian I would win 100% we should do that next I know we gotta okay yeah i should do that next that's on the books i'd love to see okay okay talon but my my problem with talon is he he wouldn't de-escalate he'd make it no yeah he would yeah but i mean if we're going to actually get into

a physical fight that's what we're saying right who would you want to win if i had to box with brian then yeah, I don't know how to box. That's what he's been doing for a year. I'm really, let's be honest. I feel like the jiu-jitsu in a bar fight setting

isn't as applicable as being able to strike. So maybe in that setting specifically, I'd pick Brian. Maybe. I don't know. I think you'd definitely

win wrestling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No doubt. We could take one person for sure, but then their friends would be like, oh shit,

you need to strike. Right, yeah. But what do you think? Brian's going to be like fucking bow, bow,rian's gonna be like like fighting people knocking them out and he's been in thousands of streets he's not chow young fat he's just gonna be that's tough i'd take chris though because brian's gonna escalate it oh this guy's doing well so this is a cats in the wild someone sent in it shows how chris how Chris picks out his outfits. What?

...to Montreal today. Get ready with me to go to the store. Long johns won't cut it today, so I'm going to do two pairs of pants, my catcandy t-shirt, magical girl sweater, and a roll-up, my brooch, my shorts, my moon boots, my bun mask, my arctic jacket, .0 backpack, my gloves, and I'm ready to go.

Holy, he looks insane. Dude, my whole thing is... That looks like Chris if he died the same time. Yeah, and he's got the face tattoo. I'm headed there, but look. Here's the thing. Here's the thing, dude. Why do you have to wear all the shit?

It's like, just even if, like, first of all, those pants, it's too much. Don't wear the cat shirt also and the necklace. Just wear the... The pants are like too much. Don't wear the cat shirt also and the necklace. Just wear the pants or a quilt. Don't wear the pants. The shoes, the boots, the scarf. I guess, is he in Toronto or Montreal where it's just bitter fucking cold? Oh, that makes sense. Oh, it'd be great if he was in LA and it was April and he's just so hot.

Remember when Martin Lawrence passed the fuck out because he put on too many layers? Remember that shit? Yeah, don't be doing that, man. I don't know if it was the layers. You'd fall down. Yeah, Martin Lawrence passed the fuck out because he put on too many layers? Remember that shit? Yeah, don't be doing that, man. I don't know if it was the layers. You'd fall down. Yeah, I've been the drug. Someone sent in me practicing some martial arts.

This is so good. It's like perfect. It already looks like you. It's perfect. Whoa. That's you. Did Brian Monarch make this? This is you

if you got your shit together. On the beach, dude. I posted this on my story and a number of people were like, you're a black belt? That guy gets some air, huh? My sister asked me if it was me. He's all legs, too. Your move, Rogan. This guy's fucking gnarly.

So I choose me in a bar fight. Hell yeah, that flying fucking. And then we got one more Cats in the Wild. Someone saw Eric. Here we go. Eric's going to hate this. It's so offensive. First of all, it's not going to look like me. Fucking and then we got one more cats in the wild someone saw Eric This could be some weird, you know never the Brendon's greatest hits they don't look like them But they're really that little twink who made the Starbucks Starbucks This one actually a fan filmed.

He saw Eric on the street. Okay. Same wardrobe. So it's nice. Go ahead. So he looks great. Y'all tell me this don't look like Eric Griffin. Wow.

It looks just like him, boy. Or from this distance, maybe. I mean, that guy is like five foot five. I don't know. He has small. I think it's the Tommy Bahamut. Can you bring it up? Okay, a little bit.

A little bit. It's like if Eric was Matthew. If Eric was an NPC. Yeah. Yeah. That's Bakersfield. That's a horrible hoodie. That shirt's better than the hoodie. Thank you. Yeah. That's Bakersfield, Derek Griffin. Horrible hoodie. That shirt's better

than the hoodie. Thank you. Yeah. All right. We got a couple of My girl got me this shirt. Yeah, it's cute. We got a couple of

King and her Singets before we do the Cats dating game, which we are now rebranding to Chinder because we have the awesome themes on. Very cool.

I will say that sounds racist, but it's not. It started off as Chinder and then... It started off as Chinder. I did create that. Chinder sounds racist. Yeah. not. It started off as Shinder and then it started off as Chinder. I did create that. Chinder sounds racist.

Yeah. That's what we had shirts. Is this an Asian dating? It's just Chinder. Doesn't it sound like that? My name and Tinder. I know but you know what I mean.

It's like Shinder. But if he's not I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it so everyone should be okay with it. Yeah but some Asian out there will be like you know they do that all the time.

Yeah yeah okay. True. And the girl we got this week. God dang it. This is a video from San Diego. Got a quick, interesting... This guy saw Chappelle's video and tried to be sexy like him. Oh, bro.

Get... Open that window. Push him out, dude. Too many flavors, daddy. Get out of here. Look at the fucking one with the body. Get out of here. No, too many flavors.

One for the winner. Did he steal all these? Either way, you end up smelling like ass and cologne Bro that's fucking Honestly that's 18 grand right there This guy's about to get fired from Macy's I'm about to say Is that a Neiman Marcus Like you know

That little counter right there Yeah that's a fire hazard right there And that is What's the question? He said king it or sting it More than one cologne No you roll with one You want one scent man

So when people smell you're like That's B-Shop No no no No dude What the fuck are you saying bro What are you You want one scent, man. So when people smell you, you're like, that's B-Shop. No, no, no, no, no. What the fuck are you saying, bro? I like how outraged he is by you. When somebody walks into a room and you just fucking, and they're all inside you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, you're just talking about being inside.

In my mind. In my mind. The smell. That's horrible, bro. Same thing. When you get in an Uber and the guy's fucking squirting it all up and it's fucking Acqua Di Giorgio and he's just so fat, fuck driving. Go get out.

Oh, what? Oh, what, bro? Oh, you smell better looking than you. You're not tricking anyone, bro. Well, no, that guy's spraying that shit because he probably farted or he's covering marijuana. I'm just talking about little sprays. I want. It's your thing.

Okay, but how do you put on cologne? Where do you put it? I put it on my neck, and then I go under the shirt. Bro, how about how that's a lie, though? I want to pick up the pheromones, man. I want to smell the real Brendan Schaub. I want to smell the real person. Oh, you want that?

You want that sweet nectar? I want pheromones, dude. You want the B-Shop sweet nectar? But yeah, I want sweet nectar. I want sweet nectar. You have to. I want sweet nectar. No, I understand.

But if you're with a chick, and she's smelling all like a department store and you're like, oh, nice. And then the department store wears off and you fucking smell a little bit of sandwich on her. That's gross as fuck, man. Fair point. You don't want sandwich smelling girl smelling like a department store tricking the shit out of you. I want the real shit. Because that's how it's going to last, bro. It's a lie, man.

Unless they stink. It's a lie. But here's the other thing, though, dude. Women like what? Men. They don't like a fucking guy smelling like I quit the Georgia. It's Fahrenheit.. But here's the other thing, though, dude. Women like what? Men. They don't like a fucking guy smelling like Acqua di Giorgio. It's Fahrenheit.

I disagree. No, no, no. Well, that's what makes you wrong. Somebody has to be wrong here, dude. But what I'm telling you is, what I'm telling you is, let's get down, let's boil it down to the brass tacks, dude. There is no cologne. There is only perfume. tax dude there is no cologne there is only perfume so if you're a man and you get cologne and you squirt it on you yeah congratulations you're a woman and that's okay it's 2022

you don't wear any but where's your pussy brendan yeah you know what i kind, dude. Bro, you go. Oh, you go. Yeah. You go. And then under. Bro. Yeah, daddy. I like that you own it, but don't do that, man.

Just like on the island, I think he swayed Eric. Exactly, bro. This is an island boy. No, I was already on this train. This is island man, dude. You're not a clone guy either? I sometimes, because I have like a, but my thing is just like, dude, I take a little dab.

Oh, what's that? What? What? What? By the way, he's talking about mayonnaise. He's talking about mayonnaise. I put a little in here. I put a little in here.

But I don't put it underneath. I just put it on your clothes. You know what I mean? Oh, bro. And boy, you're hot now. Yeah, baby. Because when I'm doing the meet and greets and somebody goes, oh, you smell good. Give it to me.

I'm with him, man. It's not to bring him in. It's to keep him close. It's the number one compliment. You smell good. And I have no idea what it is. It's a silver bottle. It looks insane.

But I don't like too much. I don't want to smell like an Armenian. You know what I'm saying? I don't want to be drenched in it. know what I'm saying? I don't want to. I want to be drenched in it. Armenians are like, that's not enough, bro. You need more squirts, bro.

Oh, you don't put it in your mouth like that? I don't know what accent that is. That's Armenian, bro. If you go down to Grand Al, man, they squirt it in their mouth, man.

It's very Latino. That's his only accent. I didn't grow up in La Cunada. Fuck you, motherfuckers. Oh, you think... Oh, my God. But that's where Armenians were. When you grew up in La Cunada. Fuck you, motherfuckers. Oh, you think... Oh, my God. But that's where Armenians were.

When you grew up in La Cunada, all right, there was no Mexicans or Armenians. In the year... Bro, bro, bro. Let me know if I can help. Shut up. What happened? Armenian Central, bro. It's Armenian Central in La Cunada.

Hey, bro. I love the movie Scarface. That's what they would all say all the time. It's a Latin reference. Yeah scarface that's what they would all say all the time it's a latin reference yeah but that's what they because well bro i mean we're gonna get really racist in a second but all i'm saying is armenians love the movie scarface first you get the man money then you get the power then comes the respect no the but that's what dude dude just fucking cologne is perfume yo what up cats crew Brendan did whoever else is there your boy Israel coming for you to from South Texas I had a question for you Israel from South eyebrows yeah we gonna discuss these eyebrows so Wow a

couple months ago I proposed to know my girlfriend of going on five years next month nice you know of course I got her Reagan stuff turn the music down though A couple months ago, I proposed to my girlfriend of going on five years next month. Nice. And, of course, I got her a rig and stuff. Turn the music down, though, you know? I was wondering what y'all think about men engaging rigs, you know, because typically the guy waits until the wedding to get his. So I was actually wanting mine before. And she obviously threw it off at first. I was like, no, I'm serious.

I want it. So hopefully she's going to get me one now that's kind of not the thing to do but you know what it's like march 2023 so i'm hoping that she agrees with it i just want to get y'all's tape all right deuce don't say deuce but also and turn the music down but i love that browse don't deuce it he panicked and you know how to end the video, and that's fine. I've been there. The only thing is, is with the wedding stuff, do whatever the fuck you want, man. Yeah, and also get some perfume.

Big wedding, small wedding, no wedding. Get some perfume with your ring. You know what I mean? Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, I do. But wait a minute. Hold on. He's talking about a male engagement ring?

It's just a man ring, man. It's usually that thick. But I understand. So it's not the fact that he wants jewelry because he could just get a ring. He could just mob it up and put a pinky ring on it. You can put it on your pinky like you sell coke. You could be a boss. You could start telling people what to do and just put one on your pinky, right?

But this guy's not talking about that. Here's my thing with rings, though. You guys going to wear rings? No. No. You're going to wear one. Yeah. You're going to. I will, yeah. I'm going to. Pussy. Well, it's not talking about that. Here's my thing with rings, though. You guys can wear rings? No. No. No. You're going to wear one. Yeah.

You're going to. I will, yeah. I'm going to. Pussy. Pussy. What? It's not pussy. Do you? No, I don't do.

Are you Criss Angel? No. Are you? Do you know magic? Then you can't wear rings. Okay, listen. Just like I can't wear. I really like what you're saying.

I can't wear cologne. You can't wear jewelry unless you're Criss Angel. I'm a little bit. You Criss Angel? Okay, you're not the guy on the island that's on top and telling people what to do yeah i am and it's making me i'm running an island now but it's making me a little bit upset because i kind of a little bit understand where you're coming from and i don't like that okay i don't like that at all all right

i got the tattoo i don't i don't do You're crawling in my mouth is what you're doing. I tatted it up. Okay, that's fine. But no, I don't like rings. I don't like rings. Because you got to pick. You want rings or you want chains? Can't wear both.

No, I understand that. I do understand that. Do you have a bracelet on too? No, well, no. But I thought about, yes, you're right. Chain and ring is not good. You got to pick. You do kind of have to pick.

I agree with that. Because if you were both, you're a bad bunny? I know. I know. I'm not a bad bunny. But like, and I understand. See, here's the other thing, too. I could go nutso and just get all sorts of rings and jewelry and then just be that guy.

Yeah, but you'd also wear a cape. That's how you look when you wear a wedding ring. Yeah. And also you got to wear a cap. He's wearing a cap. He a cape that's right that's how you look when you wear a wedding ring yeah and also you got to wear a cat he's wearing a cat that's what you look like he's got he's also got the fucking talk to your manager haircut that's just hilarious this picture why's the cat like yeah yeah it's like why am i into this um so hold on that's gonna be me when i get my cat but i'm gonna do that exact picture. And start wearing rings? Absolutely not. Just for the picture, though.

You know, I think I, yeah, like a watch with the ring would look too much to me. Like my brother wears that, you know, the sleep one, the, you know, the sleep ring. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He wears that on this finger. Then his wedding ring. Then a watch. Right. And how much magic does he know? You're a Criss Angel?

Yeah, yeah. If you don't know magic, we got to take one off. You got to pick. I understand. I don't know. I kind of want, I want to wear a Angel? Yeah, yeah. If you don't know magic, we got to take one off. You got to pick. I understand. I don't know. I kind of want to wear a fucking wedding ring, but yes, I do. Then you got to get rid of the Rolex. I know, bro.

I know. No. I don't know, man. And I really like this, too. Got to get rid of it. It's nice. It's dainty. You know what I mean?

I'm not mad at it. Yeah, but you also have a couple of dookie ones, too, though. I do. I have a dookie one. Yeah. What? Oh, the Cuban Link one? Yeah, I had one. a couple of dookie ones too, though. I do. I have a dookie one. Yeah. Oh, the Cuban link one? Yeah, I had one. I wore it the other night.

Yeah. You've also got like a whole pendant with your kid or something like that, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's cute. But again, though, you also have a bunch of tattoos and stuff. So it's like, that's like jewelry. That's skin jewelry.

I don't know magic, though. It's skin jewelry. I don't know magic. You know? It's very complicated. Either way, listen to my podcast. Congratulations. skin jewelry. I don't know magic, though. It's skin jewelry. I don't know magic. You know? It's very complicated. Either way, listen to my podcast. Congratulations. You know what I mean?

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This is our theme song For the dating game Can you play this And it's okay? That's our song It's our song That's Jin singing It'll probably get links Yeah

That's you singing? That's him singing This is hilarious Where was he last time When we were fucking killing it, Eric and I? He's shy. When I had to destroy you. He's shy.

I also sing a little bit, too. Here we go now. I look kind of good. I look good. I see myself. I look good. You're white, huh? You know what it is?

I'm white. But you know what more is? I'm almost gray. Yeah, you're walking dead color. I'm fucking on the way to zombie. I'm just got bitten guy. Yes. We need to hold on. Stay away from him the way to zombie. I just got bitten, guy. Yes. I'm like, did you?

We need to hold on. Stay away from him. That's me. Give him a few days. Do we know this young lady? Has she been on before? I like how Chin thinks he's in a boy band. You could tell by the way he was singing that.

He thought he was in Asian NSYNC. You know what I mean? I'm yelling, Chin. Oh, yeah. I'm sure he was like. He had this. You know what I mean? He Mariah carried it.

I did. I was in a boy band, though. When I was younger. you guys didn't know that was this after the gang it was not the game that i was saying but it was after the gang yeah okay it would have to be and then and then chill didn't you go on like you can't go from was it america's got talent or something oh no the other one you're not what gang you're gonna be in you can't go from Imagine Dude imagine Give me your money fool Hey man We got to talk about something

What the fuck is this? Was it Star Search? Star Search The Return of Star Search Jim was on Star Search The Return The Return Do we have footage?

No thank god Cause I messed up You fucked up Yeah He messed up by being on it I got way too cocky I drank the night before I was going crazy Oh really? There's have footage? No, thank God, because I messed up. You fucked up. Yeah. No, he messed up by being on it. He got way too cocky. I drank the night before. I was going crazy.

Oh, really? There's no footage? You sabotaged yourself. It's got to be out there. You sabotaged yourself. Luckily, it never lasted. The show never lasted. Were you nervous or something?

Is that why you did that? Yeah. As soon as I saw the red light go on, they're like, the red light means everyone's watching. I'm like, oh, I forgot my lyrics. I messed it up. Oh, my God. Let's get a reminder of who Shelby was. Okay.

Oh, that's a... You know what, dude? Recaps are great. Was she on the last one when I was on? Yeah, yeah. We saw... Oh, it was her. Okay, okay.

No, it was the friend. So this is actually the girl. Oh, I remember, yeah. Right, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The friend was dope, too, but... Oh, that's right. I think her friend is married.

Yeah, that's her. That's the friend. That's the friend. That's her friend. Oh, right. And then she showed a picture of the girl. Yeah, she was super bad. And then her friend is married. Yeah, that's her. That's the friend. That's the friend. That's her friend. Oh, right. And then she showed a picture of the girl. Yeah, she was super bad. I remember.

This is Shelby. I remember. Okay. Okay. She has the wrist tat like you. Yeah. It's probably the real person is probably the first girl, and that's why she can't get on video, and she's just like, show this picture of another girl. Okay.

It says you need to let me in. Let her in. You hear her knocking, Nick? Let her in her knocking nick let her in oh there you go oh we got you girl hi how you doing what up after all that you just say hi this meeting is being recorded oh shit they just exposed us how are you doing why you put that picture up next to this like just a reminder like what are you it was up

she's trying to be like so we can talk to her but we're going to bring up the video ah got it okay perfect but yeah what's going on Shelby not a whole lot just chilling

you're just what time is it there? they're two hours ahead did you take time off of work to do this? Tuesdays are actually my day off so it worked out perfect now before we get into these handsome submissions

what's the dating life been in Austin for you? I don't really date in Austin I don't like the date people that's here why i've tried you tried how you tried how you're talking tinder yeah what did you try bumble grinder dating apps just aren't it for me. I like meeting people like in person. Something like this is out of my comfort zone. Yep. A lot of fun. But yeah, I mean, I've been here for five years. I originally came from Dallas. So I've been here for five and a half years.

And that's time. I just haven't really had a lot of success with the guys here. She doesn't like all the guys. Yeah. So where do you hang out to meet guys? What do you like to do? Bars, clubs? What do you do?

Yeah, I mean, bars and clubs sometimes, but I know that's not necessarily the best place to meet a guy. Yeah, small girl. But I've met some people here and there, either at work or just through work. I work in the service industry, so as a server, I meet a lot of people. Okay. Well, maybe we can help you out.

Do people ever leave you their numbers on receipts and stuff for you? That happens quite often. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Do you ever follow up? Never. Oh, have you ever followed up? Okay.

Who are you looking back at? Tell that person to come say hi. Yeah. Who's that person? Just tell them to come say hi because we're sick of you looking over there. So bring this person over. Just say hi. What if it was Callan?

And then stop. All right. Wait, hold on. Do you ever follow up with the guys that leave you their number or no? You don't do that? Not usually. But you have. Okay. if he's like wearing a suit or something yeah if they really sparked something then yeah maybe but i'm less likely to reach out over text okay cool all right cool we'll watch some of these guys she can only she's picking only on what they how they describe themselves she can't see she can't? Yeah, she has to pick three guys just based on their personality.

It's like dating game, man. She'll see them when we talk to them. It's like that dating game. We're going to pick. We're going to help her narrow down. Okay, okay, okay. I'm not going to be fucking shitty about this. You're going to get the right guy, dude.

We do the same thing? We don't fuck around and be like, oh, yeah, no, yeah. Dude, we had a couple get married from this segment. Get the fuck out of here. They're going to get divorced. They're going to get divorced. Okay, let's do it. Tinder.

What are you looking at? Your cat? What the fuck is over there, Shelby? Who's over there, woman? Who's over there? Is it some dude? Are you married? Yeah.

Wow, amazing. Nothing. That's his kink. He's like, get a guy. Yeah. All right. All right. Here's the first guy. It's just some shit. What's up, King and the Sting? This is Nate coming at you from Austin, amazing. Nothing. That's his kink. He's like, did it good. Yeah. All right. All right. Here's the first guy.

It's just some. What's up, King and the Sting? This is Nate coming at you from Austin, Texas. Saw the episode about Shelby. I would love to submit my name to be on that Calabasas love companion. I'm 25. I'm 5'10". I'm a supervisor for a construction company here in the city.

I live by myself in my own apartment. She looks like she's fit, like she's into doing stuff outside, not just going to 6th Street and doing cocaine, drinking White Claws. So let me know. I know I'm not the typical staple of beauty. I got my head shaved. I got a weird fucking mustache. I got tattoos and stuff.

But let me know. Let me know. I think I'd be good for the show. Love Demeter. She's super cute. Let me know. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. Buzz, buzz. I like this guy. I'd like to do a background check. know i think i'd uh be good for the show love the meter she's super cute um let me know gang gang buzz buzz okay so i like this guy i like to do a background check seems like it seems like a good

listen seems like a good background check okay look always background checks feels like it seems like a good guy uh two things i don't like about him number one uh he he's got uh more face hair than hair hair i that's the thing that i just don't. More on the bottom than top. I don't do that. Turn your fucking head upside down and get it right. He's got zero lips. Number two, he's doing it from the inside of a jail cell. So I don't know if you want.

No. No, he seems like a nice guy. He seems like a nice guy. Not a bad start. Yeah, not a bad start. I like how he's up front. Yeah, he was. I'll give him that I like how he's up front. Yeah, he was... I'll give him that. Yeah, he was up front.

So, Shelby, make sure you're marking down which guys you like. That was Nate. This next guy has a draw like Quagmire or Jay Leno. Nah, this guy he's not a bad looking guy, but I can already tell this guy's a problem. Cat Squad, what is good?

Theo, Brennan, Stevie, dude dude from workaholics appreciate you all calling in with shelby that's true but better than me i'm brian 28 years old um in la moved out here about a year ago from new york um for work i work at tiktok and um for activities i like to like stay in shape workout basketball running um boxing lifting weights, snowboarding, surfing, things like that. Love dogs. I'm going to get a dog of my own right now. He's all jump roping weight. I'm 6'1", 218.5 pounds, 36-inch waist, 32-inch inseam.

Okay. Shelby looks like a cutie. I've called him before about my dating and romance situations. That's over now. So back in the game, yeah, hit me up. I like this guy. Seems like a solid guy. Except the long distance.

That's a minus. Yeah, LA Austin. That's not a terrible flight, but not ideal. What else we got? Okay. My name is Brandon. I'm 31. I live in West Virginia, but I'm bigger city-wise.

I'm closer to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania than anywhere. Way too far. I am 6'1", 220 pounds. You can do the math there. It's not fantastic, but it's not bad. Funny. Let's see. I'm a union electrician apprentice.

I have a year left of trade school where I'll get my degree and take it to basically go anywhere and work as an electrician. Good hands. Good with his hands. That's kind of my fallback because I plan on becoming a fly fishing guide and moving out of here anyway. ticket to basically go anywhere and work as an electrician good hands good with this hand on my fallback because i plan on becoming a fly fishing guide and moving out of here anyway and i can make a lot of money open the suggestions on where to move let's see i am a us army veteran of four years oh wow i've been out since 2014 longest relationship was four years and i've been single a little over a year small town dating scene not being the best.

So let me know if you guys can find me something. I like him. I think he's the sweetest guy. I think he's also the hardest worker. The only thing is he lives far. But he did say once he gets his okay, nope. But no.

But no. This guy is in the back of an Uber doing this. Dude. What the fuck is M. Night Shyamalan doing? What are you trying to do, dude? Kid laughed before the fucking thing even came up. This next guy looks insane. Wow.

His face, right? Maybe his face changes when he talks a little bit. This is not a good pause. No, it's not a good beginning video. His jaw is so strong. Let's beginning video. His jaw is so strong. We gotta play this. Let's play this. His jaw is so strong.

He looks like he never laughs. He just looks like he never... I think it's because his cheekbones... He's a wax statue. But it could be, it could be, you know, this could be... It could be awesome. It could be good. It could be awesome.

Hey, what up, King of the Sting? Okay, wow. Not expecting that. From San Francisco, where the hippies stay trippy. Okay. Main reason I'm making this video, actually, is because I saw your Insta post about Shelby. He is in shape. I would love to throw my hat in the ring.

Main reason why Shelby should consider me is because I'm kind, compassionate, relatively humble when I'm out bragging on a video. Here's his bottom lip. I like this guy. And hot. I also love working out like five days a week, being outdoors with nature, the occasional hunting actually. And I'm actually a really big fan of Austin as well. I've been there a couple times. Saw Austin City Limits for the first time last year.

Had a blast with my friends. He goes too long. It's a lot. He's definitely the best looking. He's the weirdest and best looking, if that makes sense. But wait, but wait, but wait, but wait. He looks like he's made out of melt chocolate. But before we even go on, we have to ask Shelby.

So, Shelby, are you open to, but wait, but wait, but wait. He looks like he's made out of milk chocolate. But hold on. But before we even go on, we have to ask Shelby. So, Shelby, are you open to, you know, non-white guys? Like all races? Are you open to whatever this guy is? Yeah. And we're not saying he's black. She is, yeah. Why would you have to say that? Well, I'm just letting her know.

Because when you assume, you know, we're talking all races. I honestly don't know if he's black or not. Oh, I do. Okay, well, don't spoil okay well don't spoil Shelby have you dated a black guy before yeah it's okay good oh good she's in she's in you dated an Indian man no no no she has not look at her bro of course not you can't even no I mean come on yeah she's taking notes she's definitely't date a guy like this either, Nick. You know what I'm saying? She's definitely not dating a guy this white either.

This guy's too white for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is Matt from Austin. And he clearly works at Dick's Sporting Goods. Let's go. King and Stang Squad. Eric, Theo, Brandon. I mean, skip this one.

Any other recently canceled comic who's trying to make a comeback. What's happening? Love you guys, but this video is for my girl Shelby. Well, stop moving the camera. My name's Matt. I'm a 27-year-old veteran. I just got out of the military. Jesus Christ.

You're a fan base, bro. You like your freedom? Shelby, I'd love to enjoy it with you. Not from this, guys. You think he's on the dash. You think he's on the front lines? Or we can call it a classy night, throw down the blanket, and have a charcuterie board under a nice sunset. Choice is yours, Shelbs.

The choice is yours. Shelbs, given nicknames already. If you like chiseled jawlines, you know what I'm saying, and a soft touch, I might be your guy. Ooh. I mean, he's got a sense of humor. I like them. But that creeped me out a little bit.

He's not. You know, the problem is the world, the equilibrium's off there because she's a bona fide hottie. You know, he's out there taking his coverage there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's got a sense of humor, though. Yeah, and he's a veteran. Yeah. He's in Austin.

I feel like if he cleaned up, he could be okay. I like neck. We can't change anybody, though. Okay. I know, but I feel like if he cleaned up, he could be okay. I like neck. We can't change anybody, though. I know, but I feel like you're going to... Oh, dude, here's another weird pause. Can I just say this? This guy. These people have seen how Shelby looks.

Yeah. All right? Yeah. Present yourself in a way that you're like, I can look good with you. Yeah, true. Good point. Motherfuckers are coming in looking like a five. And then they're also in their gym clothes. Yeah, it's like, come on, true. Good point. Motherfuckers are coming in looking like a five. And then they're also in their gym clothes.

Yeah, it's like, come on, man. You know her DMs are filled with dickheads. Filled. Filled. Jelly. It's jelly. Yeah. She can't even.

All the notifications that are coming in is like. Yeah, right. She turned. Come on, man. You got to bring the heat. This guy is. We were making fun of the other guy with the pause. This is a worse pause.

I see. I disagree. This guy looks like he's trying to sell many scripts right now. It's not working out. But that's – yeah, but that's bad. Is it? But he looked – he's trying to pop, bro. All right.

Okay. We got two more. We'll listen to this guy one more. Okay. He got a chin situation. How's it going? My name is Justin. I'm 31 years old. he's the nicest guy we

have las vegas um i'm a personal trainer nutritionist nice guy this owner um and as cheesy as it sounds i'm looking for love right i think we all are right am i right to spit myself and see if there's any sparks that can fly on this show, hopefully Shelby and I connect and can kind of go from there. So I'm hoping you guys give me an opportunity to be on this week's show. He's a nice guy. I'm really excited. Big fan. I watch all the episodes.

I like this guy. So I can't wait to hear from you guys. Hopefully I get a call soon. All right. Thank you. I like this guy. He's not so out of kicking his coverage. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I like his personality. I like how he was like no expectations coverage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like his personality. I like how he was like, no expectations. One thing, though. Let's see what happens, girl. One thing, though. What is it? Is Butcher? He's not sexy.

Yeah. Well. He's not sexy. He's handsome. He's good looking. The sexiest has been the guy that looks like milk chocolate. Yeah, he's a sexy guy. That guy's a sexy guy.

But he knows it, though. Hershey's kiss. But he knows it, though. So we don't know if Shelby likes the guy who knows it. Or if he likes the guy who's like i don't you know what shelby you know what shelby likes i'll tell you right now what shelby likes what is shelby you don't know shelby likes i do know okay shelby likes a guy that that thinks maybe he's sexy but also like doesn't give a fuck he's like i why would i give a shit about being sexy that's what fucking Shelby likes. Am I right, Shelby? You're right. Bingo. And who was that? The first guy. Now, I don't know if

she would like the way the first guy looks because he has upside down head, right? Yeah. And there was no lip. Right, right. And what he's lacking in his upper lip, what he's lacking in his upper lip he makes up with a sleeve tattoo. He has Bryant Gumbel lips. Right, right. So I don't know if she was like him look-wise

because it needs everything. But what I know for sure is she's not going to like this guy we're about to look at. I agree. Are you talking Peter, my videographer, Chad? Come on, this guy's clean. Let's see this guy. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, because that's the number one thing. Who do you like? Clean. Clean, yeah. They better all be clean. You see Shelby's apartment? It's clean. It is clean, yeah. because that's the number one thing. Who do you like? Clean. Clean, yeah. They better all be clean. You see Shelby's apartment? It's clean. It is clean, yeah.

She wants somebody put together and clean. Okay, hit it, Nick. I'm with Chris on this. Hi, guys. My name's David. Okay. I'm 30 years old. Guy fucking loves Spider-Man.

I'm a stock trader as well as an actor. Guy goes no way home. He's an actor. I'm actually full-time one day. You ask this guy what your favorite movie is before you're done. He says no way home. He's an actor. You ask this guy what your favorite movie is before you're done. He says no way home. Once or twice a month for work at least. And I watch the show.

Her best friend watches the show. So I'm sure we have a similar sensibility, sense of humor. He's nice. I love to go out, dress up nice, go out, have a good time. Totally. Yeah. I like Skylar. She looks like she likes to dress up.

And yeah. Not today though. I'm a really decent guy. Well, no, she looks this style. She has a young swag. What,

you're going to come out in a fucking ball gown? Yeah. No, no, this guy, this guy's nice. This guy's nice.

This guy's nice. That guy's nice. I don't know if it's a fit for sure. I don't know if it's a fit, but he's a good guy. She's got her farm dress out. Come on, Shelby. This guy's nice. That guy's nice. I don't know if it's a fit for Shelby. I don't know if it's a fit, but he's a good guy. Yeah, these are all good choices. You know, the last three were like more, their personalities were nicer than like, you know what I mean? Yeah. All right, Shelby, which three would you like to talk to?

Oh, man. Okay. I'm going to go with MJ, Brian, and Justin. MJ is the jacked guy. MJ, Brian, and Justin. MJ is the jacked guy. Yeah, the guy in the back of the Uber. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she might like him.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, she might. Because he had that tone in his voice like, girl. He also said, and I'm also sexy, so there's that. Yeah. When you say that, you just outright be like, and I'm hot. He did say hot. Yeah.

He said he was hot. Oh, this guy. Oh, look who cleans up after the video. Look who cleans up. These are my three. These are good. These are good guys. These are good guys.

This is it right here. These are good things. Wait, we starting a boy band after this. You know what I like, dude? Our boy, our boy, our fucking. She's going to sing. No. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You know what I like, bro, is the fucking, the guy had the earpiece in. I really like that, man. Yeah, I like the air traffic controller. I like this jacket. Bro, I'm going to date these dudes. And Shelby, if you don't already, put it on gallery view and you'll be able to see all four of them.

Yeah, you'll get to see all of them. This really looks like a 90s boy band. You know what I mean? Bro, the guy with the Nirvana shirt on looks like he would be a fucking guy they make a documentary about that was a serial killer for sure. 100%. No doubt, dude. And they'd be like, we didn't really have any idea. We didn't know.

Fucking shit, dude. Looks like he's going to make Don't Fuck With Cats 2. Yeah, yeah. Don't Fuck With Dogs. You need stuff on your walls in your Zoom background. It creeps people out when you're in there. Yeah, bro. We want Shelby.

Now, Shelby, you can see them, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I can see two of them. And then one's on another page. But who do you think's who? Of what you have your notes? Well, she knows who the fucking one is

Well, let's do this let's do this make love happen So Shelby and you guys can ask these gentlemen questions and then she'll eliminate one We'll narrow it down to two and then she'll pick one from now. Shall we do do you want to take it away? You want us to start this off? How do you want to do it? Looks like I take charge type of no, no, no, what do you want to take it away, or do you want us to start this off? How do you want to do it? It's your love life, girl. She looks like a I-take-charge type of chick. No, no, no. What do you want to do?

What do you feel like? Y'all can kind of help me out a little bit. Yeah, dude. I knew she was going to say that, bro. I'm good, man. Yeah, don't stand up, though, you know? Yeah. Although, I thought we were going to do that island thing right now.

Yeah, I know. I can't help it, bro. I'm an island boy. I'm the island boy. All right. Who are we starting with? Who do you want to start with? Let's start with the fucking hoodie dude.

The guy who, you know, basically. Curly top? Yeah, let's start with curly top. Top lap. With the mustache, bro. Guys wearing a mustache. What was his name? I thought mustaches were back.

No, they're back. If you say they're back, they're back. They're back. Bro, let me tell you something right now. Come on. Let me tell you right now. Let me tell you right now. If you're going to fucking don't be asking if mustaches are back.

You tell Shelby mustaches are motherfucking back, dude. And this is what Shelby responds to. Agreed. Hey, Brian, what was the last relationship you were in and why did it end? Yeah, you guys actually know about it i called in about it yeah i forget though you know yeah no you just get a lot of calls i have no time i was dating this girl uh out here in la and it was going really well but then like her ex was still super in the picture and just like a little too much to handle i flew to a wedding with the other

oh you know what she flew to the wedding yeah yeah oh guy. Oh, you know what? She flew to the wedding? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Dude, fuck that girl. You needed to get rid of her. What were you even doing in that relationship? I had to move on, brother. So we broke up. And then, yeah, I've just kind of been single ever since.

So I guess we kind of broke up. There's just too much involvement with the ex. She was a great girl. Super pretty, super nice, athletic. It was all good. But that thing was a little too confusing for me so we parted ways it's nice how he's it's nice how he's like not bad mouthing her yeah i know because i would have a pain on her ass we went hard in the paint i would have went way harder than he did uh what's the gentleman bottom left bottom left is mj bottom left mj MJ is the dime piece. MJ.

What's up, dog? I'm good, brother. What was your last relationship, man? You seem a little bit like a player, not gonna lie. You're a handsome dude. I was about to say. You got the fur around the neck. Very confident. Trying to appease that Texas nature. Nice cowboy here.

What was the last relationship you're in that's a that's a great question so last relationship i was in was about an eight-year relationship i started when i was 17 did her for a minute pandemic hit you know kind of realized i wanted to like hoe around a little bit broke things off with her um yeah and i'm ready to get back in the game wow do you do you go out a lot do you do you date a lot are you on the dating app yeah i do pretty good yeah i'm on tinder bumble um all of the book yeah a quick quick question though so you were in a eight-year relationship. Pandemic hit, and then you decided you need to get out more? Yeah, that's a crazy.

I was just stuck in that house for so long. Those four walls, just had to get out there. I'm with him, though. When you're locked down, you're like, oh, she sucks. Yeah, you learn about somebody. All right. Well, I like this guy. Door open, everything.

Yeah, it was too much. Wow. And how has the dating scene been going up there in San Fran? Not too bad, yeah. I mean, not to toot my own horn or anything, but it's been pretty good. Yeah, you're slinging some dick. I think you like to toot your own horn. It's okay.

Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, I didn't know why I said that on a couple-month video. No, you're good. Do you, man. Be you. Yeah, get that horn tooting. Be you. Top right.

What's his name? Justin, what's going on, dog? What's up, guys? How's it going? What's up, man? How's Vegas life? Vegas is good. Yeah, and just, Shelby, FYI, I'm not a serial killer.

That's what they say, though. That's what serial killers say. That's what a serial killer would say. Vegas life is cool. I actually moved from L.A. during the pandemic to be out here close to family. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. Hashtag good guy.

Yeah. That's a good guy. How's the dating life in Vegas going? A lot of whores out there, right? It's tough, man. It's filled with, like, industry girls and strippers. So it's really hard to find, like, you know, quote, unquote, wifey, right? It's also awesome, though, at the same time.

It's all good. That's a little bit of investment in it. Check out Rico Suave here. He just didn't think he could make a whole housewife. I feel like he can, though. He got a whole housewife confidence right now.

Shelby, you got any questions? Yeah, I've got a few. I guess I'll go in that same rotation so start with Brock you listed a lot of hobbies I remember you went down the list yeah he listed every athletic activity

he's even a cheerleader yeah sorry what was the question what's more of your day to day? Like something that you do every day? Yeah, I mean, hobby-wise, I mean, workout. I try and do some type of workout. I might just get my steps in, walk around the neighborhood, lift weights, serve, something like that. I mean, my day-to-day is just like wake up, work on my day job, got some side hustles, work on those. Might hop on some video games with the boys

for a little bit at the end of the day. I moved out to LA pretty recently. I'm from New York. And so that's a good way to catch up with friends. I'll play some Halo or something with them. So yeah, just work, eat, work out. Pretty basic. No pretense.

I like that. Chill. Yeah. All right. MJ. How's it going, Shelby? This fucking guy, bro. You got an R&B album coming out.

Don't wake up, Shelby. What's up, my girl? What's up, my girl? You're a cute genuine right now, please. Why are my pants off? All right, go, MJ. Okay, sorry. Same question. What's more of your day-to-day hobby

something that you practice every day working out yeah i'm definitely like working out um going out nature like i was saying my video um yeah just chilling just going with the flow really depends like who i'm hanging out with like the vibe in general the vibe so many i'm really putting out my day if i'm being honest yeah i think it's too much pressure to do that. Okay. I like that. I'm the same way, bro. I'm pretty strict schedule.

No, you got a kid. Your day is planned out. Shut the fuck up. No, but we chill, though. We don't fucking go do shit. We're just whatever we want, man. Yeah, the kid chills. He does what your daddy does.

Now, Justin. Justin, you said that you were a personal trainer is that something that you're doing every day or you work with clients or how's that go yeah yeah so aside from like trying to get myself in shape i uh i help a lot of people i'm a nutritionist and trainer so that's kind of my day-to-day is working with upwards of like 20 clients a day okay um and then i also help um i consult for fitness studios around like the US. So I help like fitness studios

kind of help with their sales growth. So it's a pretty busy day. And then when I have time, I like to walk my dog and go hiking out here, Red Rock Canyon. So I try to stay out of the house as much as possible

when I'm working. I love that. If we were doing fuck, marry, kill, we're marrying him. Yeah, I'll probably fuck MJ, am I right? Yeah, we're fucking MJ. I'm so sorry, Brian. Sorry, Brian. Sorry, Brian.

Brian's got to go. Brian's got to go. They're all really good dudes. They know I'm right, you know? All right, Shelby, you got to get rid of one. Oh, shit. A word? Who's this now?

That's Justin. That's the personal trainer. That's Justin. Oh, you try. Okay, first of all, open with this, Justin. Nah, that's why it's good that he didn't open with that. Like, that's not what's important. No, but this is like he's Bruce Banner on the screen.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shelby can't see this. Justin, we pulled up your after picture on your latest Instagram post. Yeah, and also get some shorts that fit. You know what I mean? I like the short shorts. No, they did fit before he started working out. Yeah.

Justin, that's your body currently? It's actually a little bit better, but yeah, I had a big transformation. Oh, you did have a big transformation. Oh, you were a thicky boy. You know what? You look good thick too though man you're a man you know what i mean like belly button's big enough to do you know what i mean so i feel like i'm swaying i'm hurting no no no no no no everyone these three guys are all they're you're all good by the way yes this is actually the best set i've seen yeah you know what i mean there's always a monster these guys killing you shelby that's yeah these guys are good these guys are all good choices, I think.

But you got to eliminate one, Shelbs. All right. This is hard. I'm not a heartbreaker. I'm sorry. Oh, you're a heartbreaker. Shut the fuck up. That's not up to you, man.

All you do is break hearts. Too aggressive, man. Too aggressive. Too aggressive. Too aggressive. Yeah. Okay. I'm sorry, Justin. I don't think.

All good. No worries. Sorry, Justin. Keep on trucking. Yeah, you're fine. Sorry, bro. You're fine, bro. You're fine, bro.

You're fine, dog. You're a good guy. See, now we know more. We've learned a lot about Shelby right now. Nice guys with good careers. She's like... Shelby, are you in New York City? No, but I'm wearing a New York... I've never been.

I got a... That's the front. That's where our first date's going to be. It's perfect. God, this guy is smooth. Bro, dude, MJ smooth. Milk chocolate ass. That MJ

smooth. Watch your montez on Workaholics. Yeah, fools. Yeah, man. She got that sting right. All right. MJ, you come to Austin. What's the first thing you're gonna do with shelby what's the plan out the first date i know you don't like the plan but we got to plan a little bit yeah sure i mean like probably a nice dinner um get to know you a little better

i'll take you around austin check out like the nice city spots um check out the music venue there see what's up yeah like what do you like doing in Austin specifically Shelby? Beautiful city I like I like being outdoors and kind of getting around downtown and The lakes and everything I know. We're all flustered. She's all like, I don't know what I want to do. Where do you want to take me, baby? That's the benefit of being dark. No one can see what I'm blushing. It's perfect.

Oh, damn. He said it before. He said it before. He said it before. Dude, MJ is butter, baby. Brian, you got to give some catching up is butter, baby. Woo, Brian. You got to give some catching up to do, Brian. Nah, Brian's comfortable.

Brian's comfortable. Brian's comfortable. Yeah, Brian's not shook. What would your date be, Brian? Yeah, I mean, you know, I want to get to know Shelby a little bit better, understand what she likes to do, what her interests are, and then set up a date around that. But I have family in Austin, so I know the area pretty well.

Maybe grab some food, walk around Zilker Park. My sister actually has like a juice company down there. I don't know if you're into healthy food, Chug. We'd go grab some food down there. Yeah, just something, maybe see some music, a lot of good, loud music out there. You know, something mellow, something where you can just talk a lot. I wouldn't want to go like just watch a movie and sit in the theater

and stare at the screen together. But you'll get to know you,llow somewhere you can just talk a lot wouldn't want to go like just watch a movie and sit in the theater right and stare at the screen together but you'll get to know you learn about you hear about your life experiences what you like what you don't like um yeah so something we could just do together this guy is just comfortable bro yeah what the fuck what kind of yeah you're not trying too hard any questions shel before you eliminate one of them um no i think i kind of know. Okay, what is your friend that's sitting right there? Yeah, really. That's what we want to know.

Why are they being shy? I don't get it. Who's over there? Why are they being shy? I don't know. They're being goofy. Oh, there's more than one? Oh, my God.

She knows who she wants. Go ahead, Chels. She's known from the beginning. I feel like that's a guy back there. I feel like he's a King of the Sting fan. No, it's more than one? Oh, my God. She knows who she wants. Go ahead, Shelbs. She's known from the beginning. I feel like that's a guy back there. I feel like he's a King of the Sting fan. No, it's a girl. It's girls. It's a couple of her girlfriends.

Or maybe her gay friend. You know what I mean? You know, he's like, get the dark one, baby. What'd you say, Shelbs? Do I get to choose now? Yep. You're up, girl. MJ, I'm sorry.

I don't think your attitude's a fit for me. Oh. I didn't see this coming. It's cute, but I think Brian's the one. No, you keep doing you, MJ. Bro, you got no problem. This guy's got no fucking problem. He's not worried.

He's on Tinder right now. Dude, you see those two doors behind him? They both have girls in them. MJ has seven dates tonight. Ah, whatever. All right, fuck it. MJ, keep killing it, dude. Proud of you, man.

Thanks, man. All right, brother. You handsome bastard. Bro, come on, motherfuckers. You knew this guy. You can't pick anybody but this guy. He's so comfortable. Look at him.

But the way he fucking talks and everything. He was just chilling and he never got shook by mj what he said about the fucking date bro yeah he recovered after the mj very nicely yeah you know what you stayed yourself and then there's a tough follow yeah he was he was yeah i'm just trying to be real it seems like great girl want to get to know her wasn't trying to do too much. Yeah. He just kind of seemed like a great guy. But, yeah. All right, don't bad mouth him.

We got it. Tone it down. Tone it down. You won. He just said he seems like a great guy. Be gracious in victory. He is. We all assumed.

He was about to clown. But he could have. I'm serious. He was like, whatever, Shelby. No, you could have. Yeah, make this about Shelby. We all assumed MJ had an STD. What were you saying?

Just we should really. Oh, for sure. He's had a shot a couple of times. Maybe we just reimburse him, but I feel like we should really try to connect these two. Yeah, yeah, yeah. These two got to get together. I'm down to do whatever you guys want to do. Cool.

Well, we're going to really try. Yes, I'm in Austin. Okay. What if he went like this? Oh, shit. Well, we can't do this. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought you. No, no, no. My mom and two sisters live there. I'm there all the time. Boom. What if he went like this? Oh, shit. Well, we can't do this. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought you said that. No, no, no. My mom and two sisters

live there. I'm there all the time. Boom. He's there all the time. And your mom would love for you to move home, right? Yeah, probably. Are you planning on going there anytime soon? We'll set up a date and take care of it. Yeah, I'm actually going to be there in April because, yeah, both my sisters are having babies, maybe TMI,

but anyways, I have two nephews and nieces due then, so I'll be in town for that. Yeah, you need to go a little sooner. April's too far, man. April's too far, okay? We'll be in touch. That's the way it works, too. We'll be in touch.

Yeah, we'll make it happen either way, you two. This is a cute-ass couple. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at them. They look good. What? Well, thanks for playing, you two.

Hopefully there's some sparks flying. Look at Shelby thanks for playing you two. Hopefully there's some good for you. Look at Shelby's all. Look at you guys. Look at you. Like, what? The young kids, man.

Well, Shelbs, hopefully it works out. If you got any problems, let Chris know. Call Eric. Brian, what do you do for TikTok?

Yeah, I do like brand partnerships. I work with some of our like big advertising accounts and help them do their advertising. Can you help us game and algorithm? All right, brother good luck you love her bird we'll be in touch be good Bye Wow, that's a good couple. Yeah, so we. I feel like MJ made that whole segment. Yeah. He's fucking right now.

You know what I mean? MJ was jacking off while doing it. Yeah, yeah. I knew he was getting BJ under the... Oh, yeah. I forgot. Now every time you get a BJ, this song's going to come to your head. You got any more dates, Chris? San Diego.

It's sold out. I might add another show. All right, be cool. I don't know. Yeah, no, but so. We just announced today I'm in Atlanta, February 3rd through the 5th. I'm coming to Atlanta, baby. February 3rd through the 5th.

Where? Tickets at Atlanta. Atlanta. He said it two times. Tickets at FATKZ.com. So you're just going to be at the city? Yeah, man. Oh, you say what place?

No, I am Atlanta. I'm there. Oh, he is Atlanta. Fair enough. You might see me at Magic City eating wings, lookingZ dot com. I'm just going to be at the city? Yeah, man. Oh, you say what place? No, I am Atlanta. I'm there. Oh, he is Atlanta. Fair enough. You might see me at Magic City eating wings, looking at asses. I don't know. Come get your tickets. F-A-T-K-Z dot com.

February 3rd through the 5th. The whole thick squad will be there. Then end of February, I'm in Sacramento. Punchline. That's end of February. Mr. Griffin? House of Comedy this weekend in Edmonton. So it's going to be cold.

Oh, and this squad will be at the Hollywood Improv on the 26th of January, Wednesday, one night only, Shob and Friends. These are my friends. Oh, you're going to be there too? A couple other funny friends. I'll be around, right? 26? I should be.

Is that it? Let's do it. And next week we got this crew plus Chris DiStefano. So monster show. Monster show. Where? Here? Yeah. Oh, am I on it? Yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah. I reconfirmed you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I forgot. Yeah, no, I remember now. You, me, Chris DiStefano. Also, no, I'm on fire. Okay. No, we got a Cowboys fight campaigning this motherfucking Saturday.

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