The Golden Hour - Episode 159: Chet N' Chank

Episode Date: February 11, 2022

Chet Hanks joins Brendan, Chris D'Elia and Erik Griffin as the guys talk Chris' humbleness, Chet's "Goodfellas" influence, Theo's video message for Chet, the Awkwafina controversy, all new Relationship Advice submissions, road rage stories, Erik, Chris and Chet trying to convince Brendan to join Cameo, Chet's sobriety, fitness business and epic rant on masks and much more! https://www.hanxfit.com/   https://www.instagram.com/chethanx/ Get your King and the Sting merch at katsmerch.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm not saying I could do stand up because I think that'd be really fucking hard like yeah I like to think that I'd be able to like go up there and make people laugh yeah yeah probably come out way different it always comes out I mean like I have like some ideas of like some good like yeah yeah I could talk about it in my head but like yeah when I actually try to like for instance back off my broccolini get your life together it is don't touch me bro i'm not touching you dude i actually tell us what no i will because i'm gonna be honest with you he doesn't know i know my future's so bright but it's less that anymore right but that's more of our that i understand but but let me like be honest with you

about the sunglasses thing because you know dude fucking you know i i want to i want to be fucking real chris humble chris right you understand yeah my fucking car it looks disgusting inside because it's fucking super bloody right no it's got tabasco interior right but that's not here but that's not what it got to read i think that's are crazy red right the birds fly by up top and they go must be that car's time of the month you know what i'm saying because you can't see from the windows they're so tinted but the birds above anyway the fucking sunroof but so what i'm saying is i'm humble and i'm coming at you humble in a humble way okay your your outfit says different i know it says different but that's why but that's why but but that's why but that's why with my mouth that was me i was just candid

having a good time right yeah but yeah because you're in the back seat but with my mouth right i'm gonna tell you a humble story okay um i saw myself on the first King of the Sting without the sunglasses. And I look 50. Sure. My eyes look terrible. Weathered bird. I look weathered. Weathered. Okay.

Because you don't sleep enough. I do. Oh, and that's where you're wrong. And then you get here in the morning time and you look haggard. Okay. It's too early. Yeah. 11 is too early.

You know what I mean? Yeah. When we told Chris 11, he goes, man, that's early. Yeah. No, that was that one where we were here at like 10. No, no, 10. Yeah. Yeah, 10. And he was just like. Yeah, it's too early. It's too early. Yeah. No, that was that one where we were here at like, no, no, 10, 10. Yeah. Yeah. 10.

And he was just like, yeah, it's too early. That's too early. And, uh, I know, but the thing is I go to sleep at like, you know, I'll go to sleep at one or two, but I'll sleep till like 11, you know what I'm saying? So, but the, but the point is I have the sunglasses on because I feel like I look much better with the sunglasses on. Cause you don't get to see my soul, you know? And that's fair.

My soul is tired. You don't have like a face routine or something that you do? No, no, no, no, no. Moisturizer? Maybe a little moisturizer. You don't moisturize or something like that? I've got no face routine. I'll tell you who looks younger than-

You got a face routine. I'll tell you who looks younger than all of us, and let's introduce the guest. Oh, that's right. Chet Hanks is in the house. Hey, yo, can one of you guys go grab my sunglasses in the house? Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Yeah, so I'm going to sunglasses. Just two eye patches. For God's sake. Two eye patches. I wish I had mine. God damn it. Let me tell you. You do look a lot cooler

with sunglasses on. Yeah, see? In general. Thank you very much. He's saying personal to me. You know what? Trump's sunglasses is coming to Thick Boy Studios on a motorcycle. Yeah, I know. I mean, get more badass, dude. He was badass.

And he had the vest on, too, which I started wearing. I have one vest I started wearing, but I saw him. He's killing the vest game, honestly. And he came on his motorcycle, and he had the vest on too, which I started wearing. I have one vest I started wearing, but I saw him. He's killing the vest game, honestly. And he came on his motorcycle, and I'm like, well, I have to wear the vest. I would rather come in a Ferrari, honestly. I know. Well, yeah, but also— Is that your Ferrari?

Yeah, that's mine. Okay, so you guys are both pushing Ferraris? Yeah. We're Ferrari brothers. Brothers, yeah. It's a nightmare. So yours is like the money green one? Yeah.

Yeah. He's got the one with the station wagon back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got the dad Ferrari. The Lusso. Yeah, the GTC Lusso. You guys want to trade? Well, I like that you're the lone wolf.

I'll be opening a toy Ferrari. I like it. I like that you're the lone wolf. I like that you're this kind of like outlaw lone wolf. I imagine you driving down the 101, people not knowing it's Chet Hanks, just like, that guy's badass. And then maybe knowing it's you, and be like, oh, wow, he's even more badass than I thought that Chet Hanks, just like, that guy's badass and then see, and then maybe knowing it's you and be like,

oh wow, he's even more badass than I thought that Chet Hanks. I like being outside. I love it, dude. I love being outside. If I didn't have kids, I'd 100% get a motorcycle. Yeah. 100%. Your whole energy, every time I see him, I just hear, dun, dun, dun. Exactly. Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na.

Yeah. You have a tough energy. You have a tough energy. You have like a Sons of Anarchy vibe. How about now, dude? Now it's about to get way tougher. Look at him, bro. I feel like the school teacher in this detention.

Yeah. We're the bad kids. Yeah, dude. We're the bad kids. You know what I mean? Yeah. But now I feel kind of like people can't really get as intimate with me. Exactly.

Like the viewers aren't going to be as intimate with me. That's fair. You know what I mean? That's fair. And you probably got to fight against that too because people think that you're this dude. Yeah. Like I'm not trying to be like coming in here like.

Mr. Joe cool. Yeah. Right. Right. Right. Are you in a relationship? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Why do you ask? You had someone you wanted to set him up with? He got like an energy where it's like I don't think any of us we want to bring any of our women around him The other day and I you know, I was performing and I know that was very Chris Metter but I saw the two of them and he was like just chilling you know what I mean like just chilling

it was very cool to be because he was not in you weren't in like this is my element here at the Laugh Factory but he was there like and secretly it's my element you know what I mean

and I was like alright it's still my house fair enough so I wanted to be friends with him you know but I've always been a fan of yours dude

I mean I feel like I do feel kind of like the comedy scene was like a cool scene that I could hang at. I'm not saying I could do stand-up, because I think that'd be really fucking hard. I like to think that I'd be able to go up there and make people laugh, but it'd probably come out way different. It always comes out way different. I have some ideas of like some good like yeah yeah i could talk about it in my head but like yeah when i actually try to like for instance so he's the teacher so let's go so this is a bit you're on your bike yeah yeah this is probably

gonna like come out as like not funny. It will, it will. But just let's set it up that way. Let me set it up this way. I love how exciting he is to do this bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought about this for a long time. He sat up. I think it's gangster.

He's down to do it. It is gangster. It is gangster. Yeah, it's pretty gangster even willing to do this. Well, you know what? You do the bit. Let's just set it up. It's not a bit.

I just know what I want to talk about. Oh, okay. You're on premises. You're on premises. You're coming to the stage. No, you're on premises. Oh, okay. I got to talk about it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. grab her by the pussy controversy. Yeah, I remember. Yeah, I remember. Okay, if you guys remember, thinking back on that, you remember when the tape came out of him talking to the dude on the bus? Yeah. What was that guy's name? The guy, whatever.

Billy Bush. He's back, by the way. Yeah. Okay, you remember if you listened to the full audio? Yes. When he was talking about when he said, grab her by the pussy. Yeah. But he also said he was talking about the woman that he was hitting on when

he did that or whatever. Yes. And he was like, I moved on her like a bitch. Yeah. I remember that. I don't remember that. He said, I moved on her like a bitch. What's that mean?

Okay. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. What did he mean by that? What's he mean by that? Cause I could see a few different options. The first option. I moved on like a bitch for Trump.

Like the first option I could see he's saying like, he was being a bitch. Like, oh, like I was being a bitch dude. Or is he saying I moved on like a bitch cause I didn't grab her by the pussy. You're so aggressive. How do you grab her by the pussy like a bitch? Or did he grab her by the pussy

cause he was overcompensating for feeling like he moved on like a bitch. Cause he said, he also said, I moved on like a bitch. I asked her if she wanted to go furniture shopping. I said, do you want some furniture? Or do you think he meant like, I came at her like how a female would. Like, hey girl, come on, you want to go furniture shopping? You know what I mean?

I think what he means is he was too insecure. And he was like, I moved on her like a bitch. Like, do you want to go furniture shopping? You know what I mean? I think that's what he meant. Instead of being thumb deep in the ass. Or did he mean it like he was calling her a bitch? Like, I moved on her like she was just a bitch.

I don't think so. I think it's opposite. I didn't take it that way, but yeah, maybe. Like, which would have been super disrespectful, you know? Like, that would have been swell. That would have been the disrespectful one, yeah. And then it's weird Billy Bush got canceled from that. That is the weirdest and then he and then

I'm kind of like oh, yeah, this is crazy He was just doing the thing that the guy does were does I yeah? So how would you so if I was like good at like that's like a pretty funny So if I was like gonna like that's like a pretty funny thing The only thing I would say about this is like That's like eight years old Right right I know I thought of it then That's like six years old

Yeah it's like You guys remember six years ago Start like that Yeah I've been working on this thing for six years Those are funny premises though Yeah but I've been working on this thing for six years. There's a funny premises though. Yeah, but I know, but that's the only thing is like,

that's the thing about being a comic is like, you know, you have to try to be fresh. Yeah. Right, right, right, right. You know what I mean? Yeah. But you know what? Your instincts are right.

Yeah. And I love how he even did the voice. Yeah, that was all good. Like you came alive. The whole time you were sitting here, you were like, you know, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he did it.

He sat up and he was like, stand up. He was like, all right. That's the best way to do the voice. I think that's a talent. He's a performer, though. Yeah, I love it. Because you look at the rap. You look at, you've done acting before. So that's in you.

Yeah. Speaking of Trump. I'll tell you somebody I want to grab by the nose is Theo Vaughn. What's this? That'd be easy. He's got big nose, right? But who am I talking? I got this right before the show, and I'm honestly, I'm nervous.

I haven't watched this. Do you know Theo at all, Chet? I'm a big fan. This is Theo. I haven't met him, but I'm a big nose, right? But who am I talking? I got this right before the show, and honestly, I'm nervous. I haven't watched this. Do you know Theo at all, Chet? I'm a big fan. This is Theo. I haven't met him, but I'm a big fan. We could always cut it out. You know what I mean? And Theo will be back very soon, next week.

This is him apologizing to the fans that the show's not all white this week. Go ahead. What's up, guys? It's your boy. I'll be back next week, Vaughn. He has no idea what he's going to say. I want to say, Chet, Hanks, thanks for coming in. And I got a question for you.

I just got beat up in this dang abandoned radio shack over here by this. I didn't know he does that. He's a white guy. Well, I know that. I want to know, when I was growing up, I got called the term wigga a lot by black dudes, white dudes, even like a kind of semi-Asian kind of guy one time.

And women, too. And even adult women as well. But did you do you ever hear that term is it something that you hear what do you think

about it again thank you guys King and the Stank thank everybody for being in the studio today and I love you guys

gang Jet you want to take this one yeah dude I got called wigger a bunch too really never by black people just by white people.

Yeah. Interesting. Black people, they don't use that. No, but you know what it is. I mean, it's only a white person term. No, no, it's a self-hating race term like Oreo or Twinkie or Twink, Twinkie. You would call an Asian person who's white on the inside. That's one of those terms that comes from within the race.

Ah, that makes sense. That's what it is. It it's one of those two so it's like white people still being racist you know what i mean yeah being like you know against their own kind but being mad that like uh why are you acting like that why are you acting like you're whatever and it's never from the outside yeah before you answer chat i think too it's like you look at what's happening with aquafina yeah i was just going to bring that up culture appropriation like you look at what's happening with Aquafina. Yeah, I was just going to bring that up. Culture appropriation, like you're using this accent. It's like, hey, morons, do you realize in her element where she came from in New York, that was her culture. That's the culture she grew up in. So you're going to adapt to your surroundings.

So, for instance, I'll get, oh, use a lot of references Chris uses or Brian uses or Rogan uses or Theo. Those are my best friends. I'm constantly around them. So I adapt and soak up certain things and their vocabulary becomes mine. Cause I'm around. You're influenced by the people around you. Yeah. Like when you see,

it's like when you see fucking. So she's influenced to her surroundings and people like, oh, you're stealing the black accent. And then you go, and then now you're Hollywood. You cut the accent out. Yeah. morons.

Because she got famous really fast, came to Hollywood, and started getting these roles. And I guarantee you, a cast in Asia was like, yo, yo, a little too urban for us. Can you do more like white, traditional Asian? She's like, I guess. And now she has these roles. Yeah, it's not her that's racist. No. Exactly.

It's the system. And here's the other thing too, dude. This is what I don't like i don't like that they're out there canceling artists for shit that i don't agree with and and i don't even like the artist and now i gotta be on the fucking artist side yep don't push me dude i never even knew who aquafina was and now i watch aquafina stuff i'm like oh okay well, okay, well, I support her, fuck. No, I love her. She's great.

My kids love her. Well, you know what's funny is like- She's in Raya. She's the voice of the dragon in Raya. Oh, that's cool. I'm sure she's good in that. But I also saw Shang-Chi or whatever the fuck that movie was. She's stupid. She's crazy talented.

Awkwafina's crazy. You know Awkwafina- Oh, dude, I didn't like it and neither did you, dude. And that's it. And we're done with the conversation. But you know she she Started as a rapper. Oh, okay? People moved to London like in two years that's me in three weeks

You know and they're like I'm like why are you talking like that? My boxing coach in USC, my boxing coach in USC as fucking from Sutherland was fucking as British as they get. He would say made all the time. Made up a place. I start saying made. Southerners is not a place. But Chet, does it, I'm sure you get it. I mean, I think like New York, bro, like New Yorkers are just New Yorkers. Yeah.

No matter what race you are. Like I've noticed that like people like New Yorkers are just New Yorkers. It's a different vibe. They all have this like, white, black, Asian, like,

Puerto Rican, Indian. Well, that's a dialect thing, right? You know, I think all over the country they have that.

Like, people from Texas, Montana, I always know where people are from. I always know where people are from and how they say my name. You know, like,

if they're from Texas, they're like, Eric. Yeah. You know, and then like, some East Coast, they're like,

Eric. Yeah. It's like, it all depends on where you're from. So, are we going to start doing that? Are we going to start canceling people? Oh, and then like some East Coast, like Aric. Yeah. It's like, it all depends on where you're from. So are we going to start doing that? Are we going to start canceling people? Oh, you're like New York appropriation. Yeah.

Well, by the way, we are going to start doing that. Yeah. I mean, you know that's going towards headed. I mean, I just feel like New Yorkers are like, there's so much camaraderie. It doesn't, it's not like racial because they're all just New Yorkers. Yep. You know what I'm saying? Like.

But did it ever bother you? I'm sure, I'm sure any white rapper gets that from other white people like we do you know and it's like i was getting that way long before i started rapping like i'm talking like even just because the way you dress and your vibe yeah just in like uh you know like elementary school high school i was a baby i was getting my whole life because i wore like i like to wear like track suits right right like but where did that come from young persian it came because i was obsessed with goodfellas bro oh word but which is how it got when i watched goodfellas like of course i i literally like eight eighth grade chet we just

wanted one thing which was to like kill people like just be i wish that in my life i wish i was i was growing up in like 1950s new york and i could like play stickball and like i was like wearing track suits and just like wheeling and but it's funny because like the black culture adopted that from goodfellas and then the goodfellas and then they went back to white you brought it back to white really is what happened so but but growing up like was your dad or anything when you wanted to go that direction would he ever be like hey man would he ever call you out for it? No, no. It was more just like.

Was your dad like, do you have to wear track suits and listen to Snoop Dogg? He was just like, get on everybody. I mean, I went through a lot of phases. But basically, my whole thing was like, I watched movies like Goodfellas and shit. And I wanted that to be my life because there was so much shit going on. Kids out in the street running around. It i mean like it looks fun you know meanwhile on my like i'm living on like a quiet street like i go outside i'm like there's no other kids i'm like what is happening where is it playing stickball with your man life is happening somewhere but

it's not here it's just like old people walking around and like birds chirping it's like where's the action you know yeah so it's like you know yeah and you grew up where pacific palestine that makes sense but also there's like being a kid you feel on the outside anyway no matter what so you're gonna adapt to those kinds of movies and where it's like oh yeah what you think's cool yeah like i loved tupac and i thought he was speaking to me, dude. Yep. But not in La Cunada. Do you know what I mean?

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Yep, an assassin and a football player. What were you doing watching The Professional? What kind of supervision was going on in your house? Yeah, man, pretty cool, right? That's how he became- You should have been watching. That's how he became The Sting, dude. Yep.

That was the origin story. I wanted to be that little girl. I wish he took me under his wing. Yeah. No way they could make this movie today. Yeah, that's all I want. Are you kidding? You're going to be a fighter and comedian.

I wanted that to be my life. Me too. By the way, I got to start dressing like that with the suspenders over the fucking Henley. Come on, bro. We start a gang? We start a gang right now. Fucking unreal. Me, Chris Lee, and Chet Hanks in the fucking suspenders on the Henleys.

You want to be in it? You can be in it, but you got to get indoctrinated. I'll be the muscle. I'll be your enforcer, dude. That'd be cool. The 40 Club, huh? That's your tattoo? The 40 Club?

This is the girl Theo was talking about earlier. She's got her first Kanger Stingit for us. She looks like she called Theo a wigger, huh? Yeah, this is the one. Hey, guys. So I have a Kanger Stingit for you. This one's really important. Hooking up on the very first date.

King it. So in my early 20s, when I was dating around a lot. Shut up. Guys usually just wanted to hook up. And at the time, it was really stressful. But now that I'm 28, I realize that it just simply meant that they weren't really that interested in me. They're also 20, you know. But what is your take?

What do you guys think about hooking up on the first date? I got a good take. Chris goes with his sunglasses. I have married two... I married women that I slept with the first date. And where are they? Where are they now? Well, one's divorced and the other one

I'm getting married to. So it's worked out. So it can work out for you too. But also it's like. It's a coin flip sounds like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When they're like, oh, I was 20 and all the guys wanted to hook up. Yeah, they're 20.

Right, right, right. Like you're 20, dude. You got to test drive a few cars before you fucking purchase the thing. Yeah, guys are cars. Yeah. It's okay to say that, yeah. You just can't say women are like cars. But you can say guys are like cars.

The guys are cars in this situation. Guys are cars, yeah, in this situation, yeah. Chad, what are you just can't say women are like cars but you can say guys are like the guys are cars and guys are cars yeah in this situation yeah chad what do you on that um yeah like i um i don't i mean it's like king it i'm definitely king in it but it's like at this point in my life like i don't really care like i don't have any expectations i'm in a relationship now but like when i'm single if i go if i go on a date with a girl like i'm not having any expectation you're cool with whatever sex if we don't have sex it's it's cool you know what i mean like i'm not about like forcing anything how long have you been with your girl now um like over six months okay that's pretty i mean it's long that's but that's what you have to be you have to be on a date not not just kind of like chilling and seeing how it's going.

You have to be like that. Well, I think it's all about your own personal expectations anyway, what you're looking for. So if you're 20 and you're like, oh, I actually am looking for something serious, then maybe you don't sleep with the person on the first date because you're trying to get to know them. Yeah. But if your thing is like, yeah, But if your thing is like, all right, I'm just winging. I'm just trying to have fun. Then go have fun.

But like, don't, don't put your expectations on somebody without telling them. Yes, dude. That's so good. Dude,

you made it so real. You made it so real. This is a comedy podcast. You made it so real, but it's also such a good point, dude. This is why I'm here. I know we're supposed to be joking.

We're supposed to be having a good time. We're supposed to be joking, but you made it real. But what you did was you nailed it with the realness. So I'm all with it, man. But I also feel like Eric's the guy when the girl goes over to kiss him, he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Too fast. Oh, no, Eric is not that guy, dude.

He comes. He comes before. To answer her question about I think she was asking... Sounds like she's doing a lot of fun. If I hook up on the first date, is the guy going to lose interest in me? I don't think that's necessarily true. I think it like...

Yeah, I agree. I think what guys are looking for is whether you're just like... If you're naturally spontaneous and you're feeling it, then go for it. If you're naturally more... You don't like to move that way and you like things to be a little bit more, get to know someone, then just be natural to whatever, who you really are. But if you do want to hook up, don't get all in your head like, oh, if I do this, it's a judge. Don't do that.

That's the turnoff. That's the turnoff if you're in your own head. Hold on. You can see on the first date, if your fucking horizontal mambo game is off the charts, you're going to fucking keep them. Do you know what I mean? Buy the cow if the milk's really good.

Yeah, if your eh-oh-eh-oh is top notch, then you're going to fucking kill it. But what I like about you, though, is you are on a bike, but you talk like you're in a Hyundai. And that's amazing. It's amazing because it makes a lot of sense. You look at this fucking guy who showed up it's not a new one it's a regular one you'd rent and this guy's just like coming at you on all the different angles he's not the guy on the

you you look at you and you think of this dude do you know what I mean but that's great it's not one of these bikes many layers of the onion you know many many layers of the onion layers because you're right I mean? But that's great. It's not one of these bikes. Many layers of the onion, you know? Many layers of the onion. Many layers of the onion. Because you're right. I think he's right. Chet, where did you meet your girl at? She was actually in the White Boy Summer video.

And now everything changes. One chicken mass. And now take back what I said. She's the one in the thumbnail. Take back everything I said. She's the one in the thumbnail. She's the one in the thumbnail. I'm so proud of you.

Dude, that is so G. That is so G. What dude are you? Who's your girl? The one in the thumbnail. That's one in the thumbnail dude that is so g that is so what dude who's your girl the one in the thumbnail that's awesome yeah yeah you got a thumbnail it's probably still uh shadow man uh just yeah it is by the way shadow man's a real thing that sounds like something people made up that's her right there it is that's it that's it yeah that's her god bless you son That's her right there? There it is. That's it.

That's it. Yeah, that's her. God bless you, son. This thing's slap. But it's already good. But it's already good. Yeah, that's her. That's her right there? Hiking the football like that?

Yeah. She can long step? Yeah. Is that her there? Just a little bit, yeah. Were you guys dating then? No, no, no. Don't be silly. Don't be silly. No, no, that was the day we met. That was the day we met. That was the day we met.

That's good. That outfit is so nuts, dude. God damn it. Fuck yeah, dude. He's so tough. He's so tough, dude. God damn it. Fuck yeah, dude. I think it's my dick, dude. He's better than Cenk Smith, dude. I'm jealous.

Yeah, exactly, bro. Who is that? Cenk Smith is hot, dude. He's this rapper that's really fucking hot. What's his name? T.I. doesn't like him at all. Cenk Smith, dude. His name's Cenk? Just show Cenk.

Yeah, but with T.I. doing stand-up. Show him. I know. True, true. Show him my life's a documentary. King it or Stinger, what's hotter? No, Chang. T.I. is a stand-up or Chang Smith rap.

Chang Smith rapping abilities. You know, T.I. was at the Laugh Act the other night. And someone sent me a note that goes, the only person laughing was the bodyguard. Oh, shit, it is. What'd he say? What'd he say? Chang. Chang, that's like C. Hank. hanks is that you dude yeah it's him

it's okay he's got haters, dude. T.I. hates him. Joe's like, speaking of wiggers. So you're like more of like kind of like an introspective. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he wants to get out there and really start doing that. What's this, Nick? So I picked up a camera this morning,

and my Uber driver started asking me a bunch of questions about what I have going on. You? Yeah. Oh, wow. This morning, and I told him, we had Chanks coming in. I told him he had the smash hit single, White Boy Summer, and this is my- No way.

What good content. This is amazing. Your Uber driver? Yeah, this is my Uber driver's review of your song. Wow, okay. Oh, this is- I like it. I like the groove.

I like the groove. I like the groove. It's kind of modern. It's right on time for the new generation. Wow. Fuck yeah, what's his name? This is Chin in like 15 years. What's his name?

Oh man, he just followed. Five, five, five. Five, five, you're right, you're right. Hey, shout out to you, sir. He's been doing YouTube for like six years and he's made $200. He's monetized. That guy? Yeah. Well, by the way, monetized. That guy? Yeah.

Well, by the way, this is you this morning? Yes. Get a car. That's a fair point. I got a good question. What? Would you rather never be able to drive a car again or never be able to fly by airplane? Jesus Christ.

Jesus. What a good question. Great question because then comedy's a nightmare then you're john madden i guess you'd have to take uber i love driving early yeah for comedy for comedy i love uber i hate uber though yeah i love if you want to go to europe you got to take a boat you know what i mean like it's like 1900 you know who's doing that forever was Travis Barker because he crashed in that plane and then refused to take a boat. Oh, really? Well, John Madden did it the whole time.

He would drive. But he never went to Europe. Like Travis Barker would take a tour bus from here to New York with his family, get out, take a fucking boat. I guess that's PTSD. A voyage. A voyage, yeah. I don't want to go on any voyage.

I got it. Of course he does. You're going to make it real. Yeah, I'm't want to go on any voyages. I got it. Of course he does. You're going to make it real. Yeah, I'm not going to make it real. Set sail. No, no, no. See, since I think we're two or three years away from the car. I knew he was going there.

I knew he was going there. The cars are driving themselves anyway. I knew he was going there. So I don't have to drive. I knew he was going there. And I agree with you, dude. I got to agree with you. Dude, you make such valid fucking points that it pisses me off.

They're right there, too. They're the good ones. Right on the tip of your tongue i know but i don't see those it's a wisdom thing it's a wisdom experience thing 50 in march god i gotta march what 12th march 18th daddy march march 29th oh i missed are you march 29th yeah pisces pisces pisces what are you no no aries august 4th. Okay. But Aries, though. But don't get it twisted with Aries. I love all your Pisces, though, you know? But no, I like Aries because they got the ram and the fire. And we put you out. I'm done talking about it.

We take the water and we put you out. The fish shit is pussy shit. When a girl goes, let's just sign them all. I'm out. What else you got? This guy's got a pretty topical King or Sting it. His shirt's lit as fuck. That's a pretty lit shirt.

Here we go. He's putting a story. He's doing a story. So it's technically promo. Been rocking with you guys for a while now. Thanks, bro. First time calling in. Thank you.

Got a little King or Sting it for you. Taking your mom out to dinner for Valentine's Day. Beautiful. I just recently got out of a seven-year relationship. Sorry to hear it. I haven't fully gotten back into the dating game yet. I got mommy out. That shirt's going to get you laid.

Got a couple little floozies, a couple little hootie patooties on the side. Okay, don't call me hootie patooties. Okay, well, floozies and hootie patooties. Hootie patooties. That's for a special woman. And who's more special than your mom? My mom? I know all you guys love your mom. You talk about her patooties. And who's more special than your mom? My mom? I know.

You want to fight? You talk about them all the time, and I am no different. So, yeah. King or sting it. I think that's it. Take your mom out to dinner for Valentine's Day. Also, if you don't have a regular girl, and then your first or second date's Valentine's Day, there's so much pressure.

Right, right, right. You've done it, right? Have you done it? I've done it. I go out. Oh, I've done it. I've done it. And you're like,'s like real couples like

getting someone's proposing their girl he has a fucking diamond ring like god damn yeah i know if you're not dating someone like officially are you you in the groove like if you just met someone a week ago it fucks you up fucks you up listen sweetheart go for a walk that day yeah girl you know what sweetheart I've got COVID I've got COVID I got it the 13th and it cured itself by the 15th

you know the only problem is it just depends on like does it clearly look like your mom because my mom like has always looked young

your mom's hot as I got older I remember I took my mom out you know we walk into the restaurant and the guy looks at us, and he says, would you like a romantic table in the back?

And I was like, hold up a second. Yeah, slow your roll. But then my mom, she loves being like. Yeah, because she was young. Yeah, she loves it. She goes, oh, no, no, no, no. Does she dress provocative? Well, but how old were you when it?

Is that how it was? I don't know. Hey, hey, hey, you know what? Sting it. Sting that right there. Oh, there you go. Yeah, your mom's pretty. And what age? Was this around the age where you did that? No, no, no, no. It was like that's when they were living in Spain.

You know what I mean? I asked when and you told me where, but okay. I asked when and you said, well, hold on. I asked when and you said where. Not really what I was asking, but okay. What is that? I need to see. I gotta look at this. Anytime I see Bobby, I know it's well, hold on. I asked when and you said where. Not really what I was asking, but okay. What is that? I need to see. I got to look at this. Anytime I see Bobby, I know some nonsense going on. I know.

Some clickbait shit. Yeah, some clickbait bullshit. Look at Eric, bro. You look better now. You look good with your gray. You look good, bro. I'm trying. No, but you look good.

I worked out this morning. I'm just spitballing ideas here. Your mom has no Asian in her? No. Does she not look Asian a little bit there, Chad? A little island-ish. I thought she was like a little island, like Maui a little bit. She's an island girl.

No, dude. Island girl. Chad, what do you think of the Island Boys? I was like, I missed all that. I wasn't paying attention. Amazing, dude. How have you not collabed? Say what?

Yeah, no, you don't want to collab with them, dude. You want to collab with Jake Smith, honestly. Yeah, they don't have talent. Yeah, you don't want to collab. No, they're not want to collab with Jake Smith, honestly. Yeah, they don't have talent. Yeah, you don't want to collab. No, they're not good. No, they're 15 minutes of fame ended. No. They're actually on Cameo doing some cringy shit, man.

Bro, I used to think Cameo was, but also, get the money, bro. Get the money. I know, he tried to get me on there. Let me tell you what he did. The Cameo guys text me for, I'd say, three months straight every Monday to get on there. Can I tell you what he did? All right. So I got on Cameo.

I've made some good money on Cameo. Sure. So you get like if you like refer someone, then you get like a little percentage. So I say, Chris, you got to get on this, right? This motherfucker puts his price at like $10,000. No, no, no. It was $50,000. Yeah.

I mean, hit him up and they. No, no, no. It was $50,000. Yeah, put out $50,000. And they hit him up and they're like, hey, can you... Do you mind coming down and sobbing? He was buzzing him like, I already feel like a whore

doing this. I just can't. I can't. I know. I got a cameo. You guys could hit me up if you guys want some other shit. Are you on cameo?

Yeah, I'm on there. But you're not asking the fans for shit. They want to do it, bro. They're so happy. Also, you're on there? Yeah, I'm on there. But you're not asking the fans for shit. They want to do it, bro. They're so happy. Also, you're on there? Yeah, I'm on there. Yeah, dude.

Hit my Cameo. But it's about fucking racks, dude. Stack the money to a pyramid into the sky. But someone's asking you to do like this. They're saying like, hey, this is my fan. This is a fan of mine. I'm a fan of yours. And it's my mom's birthday.

And she loves you. I'm about to up my rate, though. That's all that it is. It's a great gift. Sure. Bruce Buffer makes bank on there because so many people are like, hey, it's my birthday. Can you do the Bruce Buffer announcement?

So he'll be like, Amy, congrats on your 31st. It is time. Yeah. Voice actors go crazy. I get the Montez thing all the time. They just want to be like, can you say, like, you know, Stingway Coochie, blah, blah, blah. That would drive me nuts.

But how much time does it take out of your day to do that? 30 seconds, bro. Well, you're not popular enough on that. No. It takes a ton, right? If you have hundreds of- So you know what? So listen.

So jack your price up. So jack your price up. Less people do it, and you're doing it for an hour a fucking week? Yeah. Oh, are you on there? No, it doesn't even take that long. Fuck yeah, bro. For 50 grand, yeah, bro for 50 grand you're so not for 50 grand. He came to a sense I know what's going on You know what I did the company cameo guy said dude if you just do it for real you could make this much in this

amount of time and I go Boy, oh yeah, I was like, are you serious? And I did it and I realized dude Is it true you make money bro? Yeah, you serious? And I did it. And I realized, dude, is it true? You make money, bro. Yeah, you make money. So I go, okay, extra paper, scoop that up. And I fucking did it. And I scooped it up. And guess what?

Back to Brinks. My son's eating. You know what I mean? Yeah, but like, as far as like, in addition to the cameo, like, if people like really want like more direct access to me, I'm just going to plug my shit. You got OnlyFans? Gotta do it. No, no, no. Oh.

I started a business, a fitness business where I'm giving people training, nutrition, and they have access to me because we hop on Zoom calls. Oh, that's dope. Yeah, it's called Hank's Fit. So if you want to get in shape, you want to get your nutrition dialed in because-

Yeah, you're in shape. All the working out in the world is useless if you don't have your nutrition and your diet dialed in. Period. What do you eat? I mean, I basically eat the same thing every day, but it's all a matter of knowing your macros. Do you guys know what macros are?

Do you know what macros are? No, I know what it is. Explain it to Eric, obviously. Do you know what macros are? Eric doesn't know what macros are. Can we get a fat joke counter? It's not a fat joke.? Is that a fat joke? You know it was a fucking fat joke. It's your brain, dude.

Oh, my God. Explain it to him, Chad. Macros are macronutrients. The three macronutrients are protein, carbs, and fat. In order for you to get the results that you want with your body, whether it's lose fat, gain muscle, bulk up, you have to have your protein, carbs, and fat intake in the proper balance. It's the right alignment, right? You have to have protein, carbs, and fat in the right alignment.

What's your percentage? So with my program, I'm going to create a custom training plan for you in which it doesn't matter if you want to work out at home or the gym. I'm going to create a custom plan for you. I'm going to get you your proper macros, come up with a custom meal plan for you, be able to lock that all in. And then in addition, we do Zoom calls twice a week. So even for the standard package, even if you get the most basic package, we hop on a Zoom call twice a week,urday and sunday me and the rest of the team for the for the elite package it's one-on-one once a week for an hour so if like if you're getting cameos or whatever you want more direct access to me hit the link in my bio

www.hanksfit.com and you can also get in fucking shape you're basically a fitness therapist what are your what are your personal macros percent my personal, okay, well, I started off, okay, let me put it like this. When I started off, I weighed like 210, okay? But I was like fat. Skinny fat. Yeah, I was fat. I was kind of like swole, but mostly just fat. You look good in clothes.

You take your shirt off, you have some titties. More just like a gut. Yeah, a gut. No titties, but guts. So, yeah, like A cup. You know what I mean? Like A cup. You know, like, a gut. No titties, but gut. So, yeah, like A cup. You know what I mean? Like A cup. You know, like, you know.

Titties are cool. So I started off at like 210. Then my first macros were like I was eating like 160 grams of protein, 170, 80 grams of carbs, and, 80 grams of carbs, and like 30 grams of fat. So then I went down and I went with that initial set of macros I dropped down from like 210.

Can you real world that? So you say 160 grams. What is that? Nice. Is that a hamburger? Is that like a half a steak? Is that like a, you know? Is that like a chalupa?

If I go to Chick-fil-A, what do I order? Okay, well, so let's check it out. Like there's six ounces of chicken. If you were going to talk, I'll mess that way. Can I get a Mexican pizza? I'll mess that way. Can I get a Chick-fil-A, what do I order? Okay, well, so let's check it out. Like there's six ounces of chicken. If you were going to buy a mess that way. Can I get a Mexican pizza? A mess that way. Can I get a double-decker taco?

And I'm going down the line. What do I ask for? Okay, but this is a good question. This is a good question. This is a good question. So if you join my program, right, I'm not just going to tell you your macro numbers. I'm also going to tell you those numbers. And then I'm going to send a long list of food recommendations and the nutritional value of those foods, the healthy

foods. So you can look at what you like to eat, see how it's going to hit your numbers. And they come up with your meal plan. We should set you up on the Chet Hanks. Yeah, we should. No, we do this and we track it. We promote it on the show. And then Eric just walked in. Hi, welcome to King of the Stinks. Let's do it. Hey, Eric, we'll pay for it. Oh, I know you will pay for it. Everyone's got to pay for it. Theo just turned in his grave right now.

He's making another video going back to jujitsu. But I just got a hydro at home now. I just got one of those. I do it every night now. And I already feel better. It's crazy. Oh, yeah, yeah. Mentally, even. Even though I'm mental shit. And also, like, shit, shit. I do it every night now and I already feel better it's crazy mentally even

and also like shit shit those shits are coming out like wow the thing is a lot of people get super motivated and then they start working out and they're like oh yeah this feels good I feel so much better

if you don't apply the proper nutrition along with that, then it doesn't fucking matter. You won't make progress. 90%. Hands down. So you have to lock in the nutrition. I haven't been able to work out. I do those Tough Mudders because I blew my hamstrings out. I haven't been able to work out. Allegedly.

I'm kidding. But my diet, I've been on carnivore. I haven't had a carbon. I don't know how fucking long. Even still? No. Stop doing that. Dude, eat carbs. Eat carbs. Tell me. I want you to eat carbs.

Send a picture of your girl. Tell me what she says. Dude. Send a picture of your girl. Tell me what she says. I will, and she'll say, that's Brendan. What are you doing? Dude, listen.

You only eat meat? Like a big cat at the zoo, daddy. I understand. I've heard you say that. I want you to stop saying that. No. But mainly, I want you to stop just eating meat. Let me ask you something. No. You go to the zoo, daddy? I understand. I've heard you say that. I want you to stop saying that. No. But mainly, I want you to stop just eating meat. Let me ask you something.

No. You're at the zoo, you see a tiger eating potato? I'm going to stop you right there. I don't want you to. You see him eating spinach? Throw a potato at a tiger. The tiger will fucking eat potato. No, he won't touch it.

He'll go. How? Explain how you're like a tiger. Go. Because he's angry. He only eats fucking meat. Only red meat. Yeah, but that's.

Only red meat. Whatever it is, it's fucking stupid. Tigers Oh you read me Only read me. It's whatever it is. It's a whiskey talking stupid tigers. Don't wear pants asshole Tigers don't wear pants. Listen they can yeah, I know they'll also can This is really going on How long are you going to be doing this only meat thing when I stopped looking like a superhero? You're gonna die first you're gonna die first by the way you look at your super you look at fucking what's-his-name? Are you working on fantastic for you working out this morning? Usually I do road bike I do like Fantastic Four. Yeah, bro. I mean, I'm obviously the fucking flame guy. You feel like you're shit on me. He's the flame guy. No, no. You might have been Theo's the invisible girl because he's never here. Dude, he's good, man.

He's good. Okay, so when you have your list of things that I'm going to be allowed to eat, I can see myself looking and being like, you know, I don't see. No, you'll figure it out. A hundred. Donuts. Okay, Sam, let me just break it down for you. Let me just break it down for you. Let me just break it down for you.

Let me just break it down for you. This is pretty much what you need to be eating, right? He's on his seventh Red Bull. He's on his ninth Red Bull. Sugar-free. Sugar-free. Okay, so look. With the protein, you really just need to be eating chicken breast.

That's the leanest protein. It has the highest amount of protein with the least amount of fat. need to be eating chicken breast that's the leanest protein has the highest amount of protein apart from chicken breast you could eat uh tuna tilapia salmon or or like uh 93 and up lean ground beef yeah okay for the carbs for the carbs for the carbs you need to be eating white rice yep whiter brown rice that's it no. You'd really want to keep the bread and shit to a minimum. No sugar. Chill on the sugar. As long as you get your macros dialed in

with your meals and stuff. I only have honey. I only add honey to things. You know what I mean? You want to cut the sugar down as little as possible, but I'm saying if you go from eating pizza and pasta and all this shit, just whatever, to just eating chicken breast, rice

and shit, I mean, you can cheat a little bit on the sugar and everything. So long story short, you can't keep eating mounds of lasagna. Yeah, you can't. You can't. You're not Garfield. Why is everybody looking at me assuming I eat mounds of lasagna? Because you're Garfield. Because Real G's moving silence. What a fucking lasagna.

Everybody in the room just went like this. They're like, Brendan's right. Garfield because real just moving silence Last night I'll tell you what I eat last night. What do you have I ate? What did I eat sushi I ate sushi and then I had some ice cream. I'm just gonna say I did it Sushi good rolls. I had a three piece, but I ate some rolls. I had a three piece. Oh, no, you'll go. Okay I had a three-piece. But I ate some rolls. I had a three-piece El Pollo Yolko. It's just broccoli.

That's not good. You can't eat dark meat and drumsticks and shit. That has a lot of fat in it. A lot of fat, a lot of calories. White chicken breast. See, I didn't know that. There's more nutrients than the white meat. Yeah, exactly. I was supposed to eat white meat?

Yeah, right. You know what I had last night for dinner? The only thing I had? I had seven lamb chops. Okay. Yeah, right. You know what I had last night for dinner? Only thing I had? I had seven lamb chops. Okay. That's it. Well, that's too many lamb chops. No, I'm a big cat.

No, dude. Your butthole must be just demolished. You would think nothing. No, dude. Now it's used to it. Now he shits and it just goes,

yuck. It comes out, dude. It just comes out like, yuck. Like it's so casual and chill. The way it comes out, even the shit's like, I'm out, I'm out. All you hear is the water splash. Yeah, dude. It's like out like, yeah, like it's so casual and chill the way it comes out even the shit's like

I'm out. All you hear is the water splash. Yeah, dude Yeah, it's like a ninja you get the ninja shits because in the because in the beginning when you change your diet completely This shit doesn't even come down. It just goes splat and gets all over your cheeks and shit. Yeah, sure But once you regulate it dude, you get that ninja shit. I mean you get it. It's like a slip and slide Yeah, dude, but also change your diet. So so anyway what do we have this couple makes bad decisions i don't like guys who have different color beards with their hair so i'm just gonna go ahead and say that right now hey brendan hey theo we're here at great american ballpark we got a king in our sting it for you getting matching tattoos three months into a relationship. Terrible idea.

Really bad. Life rips. Oh! I'm sorry, what'd you say, Chris? It's a bad idea, but that's a lifestyle, dude. Yeah. It's a lifestyle. So even if you break up, you're still good.

Yes, but if it was like half a heart, half a heart. Nightmare. Bad. But that's a lifestyle, and life rips if you make it, and it still rips even if you break up. As a matter of fact, if you break up, that's why it rips. lifestyle and life rips if you make it and it still rips even if you break up as a matter of fact if you break up that's why it rips yes life because life rips in your mind now you know what i wish they would have got don't push me yeah i know the don't push me shit is the new shit do not push me don't push me do it just so you know his uh the whole thing is life rips yeah yeah yeah we follow each other. Yeah. It does rip.

It does rip, bro. It's in your mind, man. Get cancer. Life rips. And I king that shit. Fuck it. Get it. Get the tattoo.

Interesting. I wish they would've got it on their neck. Oh, that's nice. You have any neck tattoos? I got this one. What is that? It looks like the state of Idaho now, but it was the LA sign. Oh, that's cool.

Yeah. I got it lasered off. I did a removal all blurry yeah yeah i heard the laser hurt so bad really yeah it sucks really more than a tattoo i guess that's what they say it doesn't have to suck but the people want you to know what a stupid decision you made oh wow you know the stupid decision was i got this when i was in in new york yeah don't get an L.A. tattoo when you're in New York. Oh, wow. So you did it wrong? And I was shit-faced drunk at the time. Well, that's probably the main problem.

Probably like 22. That feels like rape to me. You know what I mean? 22. And then the full sleeves came out. How old were you when you got the full sleeves? I had half sleeves, and I've just been making them full recently. And how's the family feel about all the tats?

They're cool. Everyone's cool? Yeah, they don't say shit anymore. I it's your is that you man yeah that's you they accept it yeah yeah yeah you know pick your battles yeah my dad hates me whatever what else you got this guy's got a topical question for us what is up cats this is will coming at you from the smoky mountains in tennessee come from the geico commercial. That's cool. Griffin, Chris, Chinnick, Theo, Brendan, Meatball, whoever else. I want to get your all's take on the Tiger King. I'm talking about that Joe Burrow going up against Matthew Stafford and Cooper Cupp.

Cooper Cupp, great receiver. What's happening? They're fighting? No, I Bowl, baby. Matthew Stafford and Cooper Cup. Cooper Cup, great receiver. What's happening? They're fighting? No, I don't understand. Tiger King. I genuinely don't know. It's the Super Bowl. Hey, do me a favor.

That's how I am. You want to continue to be my friend? Nah. Look into sports. Not if it counts out. I don't care about that shit. Joe Burrow, I know it. He's the guy with the iced out shit.

Yeah. He's cool, but dude, I don't give a fuck about football. But that's great. You won't watch the Super Bowl at all? Oh, it'll be on. Guys fighting over a ball. Yeah. He's cool, but dude, I don't give a fuck about football, but that's great. You won't watch the Super Bowl at all? Oh, it'll be on. Guys fighting over a ball. Yeah.

Are you? Oh, dude, are you an adult? You're right, man. Are you a football fan, Chet?

I'm like, I'll watch it, but like, I just don't, I don't really watch sports at all. I mean, I'm obviously going to watch the Super Bowl, but I just don't really watch sports. Chris has a theory where if you wear another man's jersey,

he can fuck you. But honestly, though, the only sports I do watch and I really want to see is boxing and UFC. Oh, that's dope. You follow UFC? Yeah. All right. She came in a lot.

I pay for all the pay-per-view fights. That's the only sporting events that I really want to watch. Even playoffs, football, basketball, like, I'll watch it if I'm bored or, like, nothing's going on, but, like, I don't, like, need to see it. Yeah. Yeah, you know? And as far as, like, statistics and athletes and who's getting traded, I don't know shit

about it. Yeah, it's cool, man. I don't miss a thing. Joe Burrows, that's good, man. Hey, Nick, was that your bet? You bet on the Bengals? Bengals before the NFC Championship game. To win the Super Bowl?

It was plus 70. 400 wins 31. That's not a bad bet. Who did it? They can definitely do it. Nice. Oh, Nick's a degenerate gambler. Oh, that was the big one.

Oh, you know what? You look like a gambler. Yes. Imagine him at the poker table. You'd be like, I get it. That's how you are. Oh, yeah. He's interesting.

He's like the paycheck. Yeah, he can't wait. And if Jamar Chase wins MVP, then Nick's buying drinks for everybody. Oh, yeah. He's going to paycheck to paycheck. Yeah, he can't wait. And if Jamar Chase wins MVP, then Nick Spine drinks for everybody. Oh, boy. What's the deal with the fucking win it, though, you know? No, there's no way. If they win, Joe Burrow wins the MVP. Yeah, I was just about to say, there's no way a receiver would win over the quarterback.

Plus 3,300. I'm going to hurt your feelings right now, Nick. This is what happens. The Rams win and Stafford's MVP. I'm going to Vegas. I love going to Vegas for the Super Bowl because you get all those dumb bags. What are you hanging on Mandalay Bay? Oh, you bet.

What about your diet, daddy? What about your diet, daddy? He can be a Mandalay Bay. I'm talking about. Hey, can we actually. Are you serious? Can we actually do this? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

For sure. We're really going to do it. No. Like I said. Oh, no. I'm doing it every single day. I'm doing it every single day. Let's do it.

I want to do the other stuff, too. We'll promote it. Let's do it. Kyle will to do the other stuff too. We'll promote it. Let's do it. Kyle will film it. So my crew will film it. Hell yeah, dude. And we'll document it and we'll see him get in shape.

And now that he's not in shape now. I'm not in shape, but I'm getting better. Here's the thing. I'm down 40 pounds of body fat. That's amazing, dude. That's good. And then I'll stop boring you guys with this shit.

No, come on, dude. But for real, as far as losing weight like you don't have to do any cardio right you don't have to go on a treadmill and run and if you just eat the proper foods even if you don't exercise at all just eating the proper foods alone but if you pair it with exercise it doesn't really matter what the once you're once you're giving your body the proper macros and the proper nutrition it'll just do the results on its own it'll disappear the value look at lisa i'm doing the exercise um what does that mean for uh did she lose any weight yeah i don't even know what

she's on this program for also for like i wish yeah yeah right turn my brain and just have you get married though you want a kid for your brain kids are a lot but he wants kids I'm working out just for the kid Chet he's getting married and then he wants kids

and that's great but there's a a cholo that's sewing here so let's no no no that's a cholo that's a cholo who needs Chet's program

right that's a cholo who needs Chet's program because he has no chest but then he's also this is from prison so this is no but he's sewing and he's a cholo and you guys are talking because he has no chats. But then he's also, this is from prison. So this is what's happening. He's sewing and he's a cholo.

And you guys are talking about macros. And that's fine. Wherever he is, let's listen because it's a cholo who's sewing. Yo, King in the Sting, whoever's in the studio this week. Oh, he's Australian. He's Australian.

King in the Sting. He's Maori. Maybe he's a Maori. In your 30s. I just put this together. It took me like four hours sewing for the first time. But I eventually want to start my own battle jacket, punk jacket business.

Will Chappelle be your first customer? What do you reckon? Learning to sew in your 30s. King of the sting it. Gang gang. Stitch stitch. Booch. Listen, I'm all about this shit.

Okay? Shout out to this shit. I'm all about people like. Figuring out out to this shit. I'm all about people like figuring out. Find a passion. Yeah, do it 100%. You know, find a passion. 100%.

It doesn't matter how old you are. It doesn't matter if you're 60. It doesn't matter how old you are. If I feel it, go for it. And I love that he's like doing it. He's like, he's being himself. Yeah, dude. I'm starting a business.

He's always wanting to do it. He's always wanting to do it. Go for it. You know what I mean? People hate what they do all the time. It's hard enough to find, it's hard enough to know what you want to do. If you're figuring it out in your 30s, okay, great.

And also, everybody just does a job and it's hard enough to get a job in this economy. And you know what else happens? You become a slave to your apartment that you can't really afford. A car you shouldn't have. Some shoes you can't really afford. You become a slave

to all these things. Yeah, he's getting real. Yeah, it's a comedy podcast. No, I know. It's a comedy podcast. Keep telling me. Okay, bye. Should I do it like this, Chris?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please, yeah. Now he's getting the hang of it. He's getting the hang of it. Oh, please. Come around. There's enough silly shit in here. This is some deep shit.

That's why I'm here, okay? You become a slave to all these kinds of things, like rent you can't really afford, a relationship you're not supposed to be in. Yep. Yeah, she's too hot. Whatever it is. Then what happens is you don't live a fulfilled life. Yeah.

So go for your dreams, people. Follow them. Whoa, dude. He's got his own program, Chet. Whoa, he's got his own. And then you can Zoom with me while I'm Zooming with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tune into my Zoom with Chet. Yeah. That'd actually be a good idea. Zoom in with Chet and it's your show? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tune into my Zoom with Chet. Yeah. That'd actually be a good idea. Zoom in with Chet, and it's your show? Yeah. No, what we have is Kyle, film your Zooms. Not all of them. Not to give away your secrets, but some of it, just so we get on the journey.

Yeah. I'll just put my camera on. No, for sure, dude. Put it on. Because I completely agree. Not only that, but the act of doing something simple like that like he's talking about sewing well he that probably chills him the fuck out dude to just be you know something's very zen you know this is serious

so but no for real though like this fool he he he's like he, for real though, like this full, he, he, he's like, he's sewing and he's like, this is very relaxing. He probably needs something in his life. It's going to chill him out.

Well, of course we all do. We all do. Yeah. Mine's working, but yeah, right. Well,

he's, well, you want it to be working. We'll change this guy's life. Send it a king in the sting jacket. We'll put it. All I wear is jackets. Send it in. I hide my tattoos on stage. Good for this thing jacket. Well, all right. Well, I wears jackets. I send it in hide my tattoos

Good for you, bro. Yeah, we agree Wholeheartedly king it the four of us. Yeah Wing it in that shit wing it King it sting it a wing That's how you look at King in the sting just so you know it's Chris from New Zealand here I'm gonna be a kiwi or sting it for ya over in America you guys have

freedom tailgating tailgating it sounds fun but if you're tailgating in New Zealand you're basically driving your car

right up the ass of the person in front of you basically just being a downright wanker yeah sorry king it or sting it

road rage that's a loaded question obviously oh road rage road rage Basically just being a downright wanker. Yeah. Sorry, king it or sting it? Road rage. That's a loaded question, obviously. Oh, road rage. Road rage. I mean, I'm definitely going to sting tailgating. Yeah. But I'm going to king road rage because it's so satisfying. I'm into sports.

No one's more racist than road rage. No, no, I'm 100% into sports, right? But fuck tailgating. Like, you're barbecuing in a parking lot? You ever had that? Liking it? Are you kidding me? Liking it?

Liking the energy? Liking the strong opinion about something that doesn't matter? Liking it? That's the show. That's Chris' book. That's my whole shit, yeah. Certain teams that tailgate, like if you're tailgating for the Jacksonville Jaguars,

what the fuck are you doing with your life? But if you're at like Texas A&M, University of Texas, CU, some of those, Oklahoma, some of those tailgates are lit as fuck. They're in the game. Fine. I'm telling you, people have great barbecue.

That's fine. That's the hang. It's just about the hang. But no, I know. Because you never had the food. No, he said. It's some of the best food you've ever had in your life. I'm telling people I have great barbecue. That's fine. That's the hang. It's just about the hang. Because you never had the food. It's some of the best food you've ever had in your life. You're trying to tell me that the food in a parking lot is better than the food at some really nice Texas restaurant?

Bro, they bring up full smokers and ovens. Listen, man. It's bullshit, okay? I want to go back to one thing. You said Tex A&M it's Texas A&M no no I mixed Texas Tech and A&M that's okay but the team is Texas A&M okay well I'm glad you know the teams I'm glad you know the teams and it is a rare occasion that I even know the team. Yes.

He doesn't know the mascot for Texas A&M. No, no, no. What is it a fucking... Aggies. Yeah, I know. Alright, well. I was just about to say what the fuck is an Aggie. Listen, road rage is... I have a road rage story. I have road rage sometimes. But like I feel like it's okay in your car, but it's like sometimes

my girl's with me and I'll just be like, you know, I'm not even yelling that much and she's like, you're a road rage, it's too much. I mean, welcome to, hello, welcome to Relationship City, dude. It's so ridiculous though, I'll just be like, what are you doing? And she's like, oh my god, you're a road rage. Pull over! Let me out! I'm scared.

One time I was driving and I guess I did a bonehead move and then someone cut me off and then looked out of their back window and they go, and it was Ja Rule. How funny is that? How funny is that?

I was like, oh shit, Ja Rule just cut me off and flipped me off. Did you see that? Did he do like, it's hard. When he like, oh fuck you. I can't live without my baby. Hey, but apart from road rage, I've been noticing a lot of mask rage.

Oh, yeah. Oh, well, that's how fucking don't push me right Chris came out. Yeah. You know what? I have mask rage. I'll give it. I threatened to beat up a guy at a coffee shop. Wait, for wearing a mask or for not wearing a mask?

This is when it was first popping off. Or for getting mad at you for not wearing a mask. This is when it was first popping off, and there wasn't a mandate, but they wanted people on a mask. And I go this, when I was in there wasn't a mandate but they wanted people in a mask. And I go this, when I was in Santa Monica, my studio used to be in Santa Monica, and I used to go to the same coffee shop every single day. And I walked in and the manager

knows who I am. She knows I'm good. And I walk in, I get the same thing. I don't even say anything. They just charge me, I go. And the security guy, probably, I don't know, 400 pounds. Big, big ass. So he was buff? No, not buff. I'm kidding. Barbecue dude. Big dude goes, you need to put a mask on man before you touch that coffee i'm like bro i'm here every day let me just get the coffee he's like you ain't getting that coffee let's

put a mask on i was like dude and then the manager knew who i was and she's like i'm telling you i forget his name she's like i promise you he's good he's here every day just send me his coffee he's like can't get this coffee unless he puts a mask on. And then I was like, I don't want to do this, man. I'm showing you my coffee. I'll be here tomorrow. And he's like, no, you're not. You're not touching that coffee and put a mask on.

And I was like, hey, Bubba, how about you make me put a mask on? And he's like, cool. I'll be outside. I went, cool. I'm going to grab this coffee. I'll meet you outside, dude. I will meet you right outside. That's great.

That's unbelievable. And then I go, real quick question. You're 400 pounds. You think the mask is going to protect you from whatever's going on in this body? You don't think your cholesterol is going to get you? You think it's COVID? It's like, oh, now you care about health? You know what I want to start doing?

Now you want to be health conscious? You know what I want to start doing, man? You know what I want to start doing? To wrap the story up, I went outside. He wasn't there. Of course he wasn't, bro. I went back in. I told my manager, hey, let me know. I'll be here tomorrow at 9 a.m. I've never seen him again. Yeah, the mask isn, I went outside. He wasn't there. Of course he wasn't, bro. And I walked back in. I told my manager, hey, let him know I'll be here tomorrow at 9 a.m.

I've never seen him again. Yeah, the mask isn't going to stay. It's like when a fat guy gets a leather jacket, like, oh, you're sexy now. Fat guy. That's exactly what it is. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Yo, check this out. So I was at my gym in my building.

And I killed a guy. What? Whoa, whoa. Okay, so I'm in my gym. I'm the only one in there. There's like a separate weight room with free weights and stuff. I'm the only one in there. So I'm the guy. What? Whoa, whoa. Okay, so I'm in my gym. I'm the only one in there. There's like a separate weight room with free weights and stuff. I'm the only one in there. So I'm by myself.

I don't have a mask on. I'm doing my thing. This old man comes in and I hear behind me, screams at me, just takes one look at me and screams at me. Oh, put your mask on. This is unbelievable. You had an older. Okay. We used to live in the same building.

I turned around. Older crowd. This is unbelievable. You had an older... I turned around and I go, sir, first of all, don't speak to me like that. Second of all, I'll be happy to put my mask on, but put yours on first, dude.

He didn't even have one on. That's unbelievable. What's up with you people? You got him? What the fuck is wrong with you people? Oh, he's woke. You got him? You got him? Let him go there. What the fuck is wrong with you people? It's good for clicks. It's good for clicks.

Okay. Hamming it up. It's good for clicks. But seriously, but seriously, but seriously. Just think about that, dude. I know. See, see, there's, I think there's a lot of mask discrimination going on here, people, where people who are old that are really worried about

the masks can pick and choose about who can wear a mask or not. But they can walk around without a fucking mask on and not hold themselves accountable. I'm liking it, though. It's getting real, but I'll cancel the call.

I'm so sick of this shit I don't give a fuck You see in California So my brother texted me yesterday I was texting with Rogan I go You know Because he hates on California

I go Yo bitch I go Guess what Mass mandates Done February 14th Yeah not here

And then my brother goes Yeah dumbass In every city except LA Yeah how bullshit is that Yeah and I want to talk about this I know It's done for me dude I know It's done for me, dude. It's done for me.

Oh, good for Clicks, guys. Relax. Good for Clicks. I'm not fucking. Look, when this shit ends and it's done everywhere in California, but not in LA, I want everyone to join me. I'm not fucking wearing a mask. As soon as they lift this ban and they say, oh, no, no, but we're still going to keep

the masks in LA. I'm not wearing one. I don't give a fuck. This shit is over with. You're not getting coffee then. Nice. No, we love it, dude. Chet Hanks is going in the Starbucks with the motorcycle.

I'm going to do what you do. I'm going to do what you do. I'm going to say, if you want me to put a mask on, then make me. Okay? Oh, wow. Period. It's over with, bro. It's over with.

I'm not wearing a mask. That's enough. Give me my Marquita. It's over with. All right, but check this out, man. You see how a country like Denmark, a first world country, they said, we're done. Well, Sweden's the best example. They never did anything that has lower cases than us. People are like, what's not as popular as this? I don't give a fuck. They did nothing. You know what I want to start doing?

I really just want to start carrying around with me like a portable chair and like something like this. A big old? You know, just anywhere. And then somebody's like, you know,

hey, can you put your mask on? And I'm just going to sit in my chair and have this. I'm good then, right? No, that's what I was just saying about the fucking coffee being thing. Should be good.

Dude, they wanted me to, I have my shit like this. I go in every day, not to tell the story again, but I go, I'm gonna, I go in every day and I put tell the story again, but I go, I'm gonna. I go in every day and I put the shit over my face.

I didn't have the mask and I fucking, I go walk in like this. One day, I walk in like this. They know me the whole time. They're like, you need a mask.

And I said, oh, I don't have one. I just get my coffee. He said, you need a mask. I said, well, what's the difference? And he said, you need one that goes over your ears. And I said,

I need to cover my ears. I need to cover my ears. They're a bunch of fucking fascists, dude. It's fascist policy, dude. Yeah, this mask shit is fascist shit, dude. You should have taken the things on the hoodie and put them on.

How about this? How about this? Everyone thinks the masks are so safe. Okay, would you want me to fucking cough and sneeze in my hand and then go fucking shake your hand and touch everything in? The room well that's exactly what we're fucking doing with the masks because we're sneezing and fucking blowing our spit Yeah, and these fucking pieces of cloth all day And putting them in our pockets and then fiddling with them all fucking day and going around touching shit

It's true It's true. Dude. true. Dude, he left. You guys, he left. He left. He left his wallet and his phone, but he's serious. But I want to be clear. He jumped on his motorcycle and had a mask on. Yeah.

So listen. Hey, who brought up COVID? Was it me? What are you doing? I didn't know he was missing. I didn't know he was gonna fucking fuck out like that. Hey guys, hey guys, hey guys, hey guys, hey guys. Yeah. Look at him. Guys, guys, guys, guys Hey guys Look at him

Guys guys guys guys You didn't know he was going to be like that when you brought up COVID Guys guys guys guys That's on you Because he's obviously going to do that if you start talking about COVID The leather vest and motorcycle Should have been Exactly

Exactly I knew it was going to happen I didn't know it was going to get that deep Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. What are we talking about? I knew it was going to happen. What are we doing? I didn't know it was going to get that deep. I don't know. By the way, it didn't get deep. It got crazy.

Yeah. But he's, in a way, he's just, you know what? In a way, he's right. So let's just chill. Be cool. You know? No masks. He's not going to wear masks, dude. And I want him to be free.

I want him to be him. I want Chet. Trust me when I say this. I want Chet Hanks to be Chet fucking Hanks. Yeah, I feel a battle rap coming out of him about this. The guy's cool. I like the guy. I've always been a fan.

Me too. I've always liked him. I like the guy, man. Always, always. For whatever reason. He's fucking got a sense of humor. He's funny. Hey, Christian, will you grab my nicotine?

That stressed me out. Yeah. That stressed me out. He's still, he's in the bathroom right now screaming by the way. I thought he was just gonna like wreck the whole studio. Wouldn't that have been a great click?

Oh, yeah. Terrible, but, you know, if he just like, bleh! And then what if he only attacked Chin? Oh, my God. You started this.

And also, he, in the meantime, didn't realize, but he had COVID and then died of COVID and when he attacked Chin, Chin got COVID and died of COVID and that's all the things that happened. Bro, but he had COVID and then died of COVID and when he attacked Chin, Chin got COVID and died of COVID

and that's all the things that happened. Bro, we'd be set for life with that. How many clicks? I would do a whole like talk show tour.

Oh, exactly. 100%. We'd be set for life with clicks. We'd be on the Nick Cannon show talking about how terrible it was.

Yep. Here he is. Are you okay? We just talked about we are fans of yours. Yeah, we... That's okay, man. That's the point.

I want to know, are there freakouts during the training? Like, are you going to... No, that's what helps you. That's what helps you. He's going to be in his place on Zoom like, what the fuck are you doing? You big fat piece of shit. Two weeks in, Eric's like, I have some bad news.

I ate an entire plate of lasagna. Chet's all, what the fuck? I'm on my way! I'm like, what the fuck? Did you wear a mask in the restaurant? And I'm just doing pushups till he gets there. It's crazy, because I'm just normally like this. Imagine me on fucking drugs.

It's just absolutely insane. Hey, hey, Brendan, I'll fill that question. I'm sober now. You're complete sober? like this imagine me on fucking drugs it is absolutely insane. Did you used to do drugs? Oh yeah. Hey, hey, Brendan, I'll fill that question. I'm sober now. I'm sober now. You're complete sober? Yeah, yeah. I'm the only guy who drinks on the table here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But also- You also had a black Dodge Charger so- I never had a problem though, you know? I can kind of control myself. Okay, it is 11 AM though and you though, and you aren't drinking, so. I know, I like to party, though.

I never had a problem. I like to party, though. That's not a fucking problem. On a Tuesday at 1223, he's like, that's what I'm saying. How bad was your addiction? Oh, it was fucking bad, dude. And what were we talking? Just mostly just blow, dude.

Like, I was just like, I mean, like, I would, like, stay up for, like, up for like I would like do blows for like for three days straight so you could possibly have like three or four kids I did you don't know no I don't wasn't like that you don't have kids no it's hard I do have a daughter you do okay okay so I don't know nothing about it party drugs right blow and Molly and like lean and Xanax and shit like that I've always wanted to come down I've always wanted to try lean lean is the drink? It's cough syrup and Sprite. Okay, cool.

Yeah, but all that shit is fucking for the birds, dude. And all that shit is super fucking whack. And if you're struggling with that shit, honestly, the best way to go is to just be all the way fucking in and be sober, dude. Like 99%? Theo fans right now are like. 99%? Oh, Theo's sober? Theo's sober?

Theo's fans right now are like. He's sober? Check this out. Like, if you sober? Theo's fans right now are like, Check this out. Like, if you're like, Betterhelp.com. If you keep on slipping up with that shit and you think like, like doing this shit at your own pace, like, oh no, like one day I'll get the hang of it.

No, you can't control yourself. It doesn't work, bro. Like 99% in is half-assing this shit. You gotta be 100% all the way in with it if you want your life to change. If you don't, if you're not willing to do that, then don't expect shit to get better. Yeah, Chris. Period. You know what I mean? You gotta be all the way in with it, if you want your life to change. If you don't, if you're not willing to do that, then don't expect shit to get better.

Yeah, Chris. Period. You know what I mean? You've got to be all the way in with this shit. I'm going to stop. I want lean, and I have discipline, but I hear you. Can you order that at a bar? Yeah, but not everybody's an athlete.

I'm a doctor, which I have. You've got to get codeine prescription, and you take that codeine, you mix it in, a little Sprite little sprite you cool colors describing how you make that just cost people lives just ended lives yeah so that's great it's like making a problem how to make a type of plastic gun yeah yeah yeah i mean not everybody is an alcoholic or an addict no no of course not like most people are most people are normal but like but here's the thing if you're the type of person who's questioning whether you're an addict. No, of course not. Like most people are, most people are normal, but like, but here's the thing. If you're the type of person who's questioning whether you're an addict or

addict or not, chances are you are, you know what I'm saying? And the only way for you to move forward in life and get to the place where you want to be in life is to go all the way in on your goals and your sobriety. Because if you're not all the way in with your sobriety, your goals aren't even going to be able to manifest at all. 99% in is half-assing it. It's not enough. You've got to go all the way in with this shit if you want to expect your life to get better and stop all this fucking loser-ass,

half-ass going back and forth. You're just going to remain in the same place. I can say that because I did it for fucking years, dude. You know what I'm saying? The only way to do this is to really do it. Hit him with the website link. Yeah. www.hanksfit.com H-A-N-X-F-I-T It's the link in my bio

on my Instagram. And Eric's going to do it. We're going to document it. Chet, we love you, man. You know we support you for a fucking hot second. We've been fans for a while. By the time the show comes out. So I just got too serious and now we're wrapping it up. No, you're fine.

This is usually only an hour show. We got to handle it. I'm in Sacramento. I got shit on. I got a fucking place I got to be. February 24th through

26th. Yep. I'll probably have some lean there. I'm there the 24th through the 26th Sacktown Punchline. And then after that,

I am in Nashville at the Zanies early March. End of March, I'm in Chicago. Let's go. Next Thick Butter is April 9th. So get you some, man. Thanks a lot for having me, dude.

Of course, brother. I'm in the Blue Room. The Boom Boom Room. The Blue Room in Springfield. And I'm doing Valentine's in La Jolla. Bring your girl, Mr. Holler. I'm in Brea, California February 18th

through the... I just had another show. It's selling out. You want to come? Come. Hey, Chris, can I come to that one? April, yeah. I'll be there. And then in April, I'm in Irvine. Man, I got a bunch of friends and shit coming with me. I'll be there on Friday, potential Saturday. ChrisLeah.com. ChrisLeah.com. Go to ChrisLeah.com for all your comedy needs.

February, we're going to bring it. Southern California, ChrisLeah.com. Chris, what are you doing this Saturday? This Saturday, I'm going to be doing Fighter and the Companion. Fight Companion. I call it Fighter and the Companion because I'm a fucking asshole, but we're going to fight Companion. And we all have masks on.

All right, kids. And I'm doing Super Bowl Companion Sunday with very special guests. That will be on Thick Boy only for the Super Bowl. Too many companions. At a different place. I linked up with a big thing. Yeah, it's gonna be dope. Alright, kids. Love you. Chat. We love you. Thanks for watching. We're out. We got Stevie Weeby, Eric Griffin, Brendan, Theo, too. Yeah, you know how we do it, so just tune in for the laughs. Theo said that he was on his way, but ran out of gas.

Stevie Weeby used to wrestle down at Pallway. Now he only pinning boys in the hallway. This ain't the greatest show on earth, and what you call that? Eric Griffin with him, he the name, dog a podcast. Yeah, the whole crew sick. It's the king and the stink. What up, Jim? What up, Nick? Stevie Weeby, Eric Griffin just walked in and got it lit. You can't forget about Brendan. He still need everything thick, thick, thick. Still got the bees in the trap trapping. Still the king and the sting, so quit asking If you know, then you know it's a cat's thing Ball and chain, hair swang like the rat king

King in the sting, back with the crew We got Stevie Weeby, Eric Griffin, Brendan Theo too Yeah, you know how we do it, so just tune in for the laughs Theo said that he was on his way but ran out of gas King in the sting King in the Sting. King and the Sting. King and the Sting. King and the Sting.