The Golden Hour - Episode 162: Six Hundred Dollar Skull

Episode Date: March 4, 2022

Theo, Brendan and Chris talk gas myths, their singing talents, going to church, all new Rip My Drips, Relationship Advice and KATS In The Wild submissions, they play a brand new game called "Whose Fan Are You?" and much more! Sign up at https://Patreon.com/KATSPlus for 2 episodes a month with Theo, Brendan and Chris! 1st Patreon episode drops March 10th! Get your King and the Sting merch at katsmerch.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Before we get into this juicy podcast with the king, the sting, and the wing, Chris D'Elia. Man, listen, I'm the only person in my house that doesn't speak Spanish. It's exhausting. My kids talk trash about me. My girl talks trash. Not anymore. I'm not going to let him in on the secret, but your boy's been learning Spanish with Babbel. That's right, Babbel, the language learning app that sold over 10 million subscriptions. Not only is it learning a new language fun and engaging, but listen, you can use it while you check off traveling more from your list. The whole Babbel process is super easy.

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my family's talking about me. Other language learning apps use AI for their lesson plans, but not Babbel. Babbel lessons were created by over 100 language experts. Their teaching method has been proven to be effective. With Babbel, you can choose from 14 different languages, including Spanish, like your boy here, French, Italian, German. Plus, Babbel speech recognition technology helps you to improve your accent, all that stuff, man. There's so many ways to learn with Babbel.

In addition to lessons, you can access podcast games, video stories, even live classes. Plus, you got nothing to lose. 20-day money-back guarantee. Start your new language learning journey today with Babbel. And right now, when you purchase a three-month Babbel subscription, you get an additional three months for free. That's six months for the price of three. Think about it. 15 minutes a day you're gonna be fluent in six months man just go to babbel.com use the promo code k-a-t-s that's babbel b-a-b-b-e-l.com code is k-a-t-s babbel language for life dude that does nothing for you guys yeah that does nothing for nobody in here i he's a good looking creature sure creature yeah he's a good looking creature Is that a good-looking creature? Sure. Creature, yeah. He's a good-looking creature.

Is he a good-looking man? No. I don't know. I think he is. You know what you are? Yeah. You're a hater. Nah, bro.

Sometimes shit just sucks. You're not necessarily a hater. Look at this motherfucker. That's you. That's you, Chris. Dude, that's what you are. When I think about how it's me, I like it a little more.

Gang, gang. Back off my broccolini. Get your life together. It is. Don't touch me, bro. I'm not touching you, dude. Rolling. Rolling on the river.

No, but it's more like rolling on the river. Wow, you know who's probably real bad at singing? You. Yeah. You think I am? I'm not even trying to be a dick. You have many talents. Really?

It seems like you are a lot. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not bragging. But I'm open to something different, huh? You got many talents. Don't fucking touch me, dude. You one of those guys? But keep touching me, dude.

What are you, an Armenian? I keep talking. Hey, don't touch me, bro. Hey, bro. I ain't gay, man. I will cast control on you so fast it will be unbelievable. When Dio sings,

he turns really Asian. You've never heard him sing? I already know he's bad. He's really Asian. You have many talents. I do. I'm leading with that. What do I do singing?

I do Christmas carols is my number one thing. I do. Like Silent Night? Not bad, not bad. No, I do. I like, what do I like?

Rocking Around the Christmas Tree. Rocking Around the Christmas Tree. Yeah, Burn In, that's's mine you're a bad singer too though yeah no no so it's not mean i do opera right no i'll do opera right now dude just because you will do opera right now no just because you eat pasta and you fucking turn the tv up loud doesn't mean you do you want to do opera do opera but i'm just saying. The Phantom of the Opera is here inside of me. That's bad. Is it?

Yeah. You do it. The Phantom... The Phantom of the Opera is here inside of me. And that's how you do it, dude. It is here inside of me. And that's how you do it, dude. It is fucking nice, man.

It is. It was nice. My shit is nice. But you grew up doing that. You're trained, dude. I'm trained. I'm trained, dude. I've done fucking personal singing lessons.

I've done regular group lessons. Personal singing lessons? What does that even mean? It comes from the guy who says so many extra words, dude. You put personal in front of it. It's just called singing lessons. It's just singing. Me and a dude named fucking, well, I don't want to say his name was because I'm going

to say he had a lazy eye, but he would kill it at the piano, dude. And you would sing. And I would just be like, suddenly life has no meaning to me. You know what I mean? I do that kind of shit. Glory up above and things I've never even done enough. Now think if my dad invested in my singing like yours did.

Yeah. Yeah, well. I'm meatloaf. But yeah, I'm trying to think of things I like to sing. I like to sing, oh, if there's like, if I'm at church,

I like to sing at church. How many times have you been to church? How many? Do you go to church? No. You seem like you'd go to church. No, just on Easter. You're that guy.

No, I go to church more than Easter. I would say I go to church once a month. Really? Yeah. Wow, that's almost as much as our Patreon. Is it? Oh, it is. That's half as much.

You see how I do it? So smooth. Wow. I've been so smooth. Way to promote the Patreon, dude. Yeah, king of the sting and the wing. Wow, dude. We don't need no education you do

that at church no i do a lot of uh foreign songs i do what else do i do chin is it a black church country oh billy idol billy idol um do you do uh what's a guy what a wicked thing to do what's up what's his name i was Isaac? Wicked gamer. I was right. You're bad. God, dude. No, come on. He gets Asian.

Hold on. Wicked gamer. You got some anger inside of you. Yeah, I do. And it comes out of my fucking tunes. It comes out when I sing. And I'll hit you guys over the face with a fucking C-sharp, bitch. Whoa, whoa, whoa. If I need that. Croon and angry.

Okay. I'll see church and therapy's not helping, daddy. That's tranny church therapy. The electrocute. Alright, well, whatever. So what do we got? Dude, this is what the guy in this chair says. So what do we got here, Chin? Nick?

Nick. So what do we got, Nick? this is what the guy in this chair says. So what do we got here, Chin? Nick? Nick. So what do we got, Nick? And if you put their names together, if you do Chin and Nick, just half it. Or all of his name in the end. And it shouldn't be, and I don't say it anymore. Take out the N in the first N. We don't use those words anymore. I'll thank it, but I'm not saying it.

That's my new thing. What is this, Nick? That's Chin and Nick in one person. Look at this. But we got a new segment we talked about two weeks ago.

We're having people Oh. It's Bobby Lee after rehab, dude. Look how good he is. He cleans up well. People are going to tell us a little bit about themselves

and then we're going to guess who's fan. I'll answer before you even play it. D'Elia fan. Yep. He's got the Carhartt shirt, bro. He has the chain chain but he has the carhartt shirt he's a john chris it's a mix it's a mix let's we learn a little about him first okay let's learn a little about him first what's up king in the sting my name's nick i'm coming out of sunny southwest florida

i'm 33 years old i have a beautiful wife and a four-month-old baby. On my off time, I like to go to the beach, hang out at the pool, do the woods, anything outdoors. I'm a supervisor at the Home Depot. I'm a fan of... Well, he's too happy to be a Theo fan. Yeah, maybe it's my ego, but I think it's me. And I think it's me.

Okay, what do you think? Florida is D'Elia. Florida's D'Elia. I don't know though I just If it was Texas If it's Jacksonville I just murdered Florida But if it's Jacksonville But your audience is crying

We all have fans everywhere Right Take it easy You're great But I just murdered Florida Okay, okay I know I can't say it in the French way

Damn, it's sort of bleeding I don't know if there's blood coming out of it Very good, very good Very good I really like talking like that dude just murdered it that's good that's good that's good so just murder ford okay good good good good you keep saying that no but i i i'm trying to leave him let's ask this let's ask nick yeah what do you guys know he already knows right yeah he knows oh i would say for some reason i'm

thinking theo i don't know why okay well what do, what do you think? I'm saying Chris. I am thinking this guy, his manager at a Home Depot. He also included the woods, something he likes to do. So he likes to be in the woods. That ain't your thing. It's not me, but you can listen to my shit in the woods. You can listen to my shit in the woods. And there are a lot of things that are Theo-ish.

Like he works at the Home Depot. That seems like a fan that fucking Theo would have. His style's not Theo, though. His style's not Theo. His style's more me and you. It's a little bit me and you, but also the Carhartt shirt kind of throws people off, because I would think that that would be a King and the Sting thing, which is not me, until recently.

The glass is me, chain is you. Man, y'all closeted. Y'all keep on talking about this, dude. I'm just gonna guess, bro. Okay, fine. I'm just gonna guess. Get it, Nick. I'm gonna say that the guy is a brendan shaw fan okay fair enough he's too happy to be your fan i think brendan made a good point he's not crying i think it's me no brendan's also drinking whiskey oh good all right sucks to be the most famous here yeah it does it does yeah but that's good so now the tough

part is this one's gonna be different now no. No, not necessarily. What if they were all Brendan forever? Oh. I would love it. I love that. I would be like, what's going on? I'd be like, Nick, this is fixed. And I'm using a random generator to pick them up to not try to trick you guys. Really? Yeah, I don't want to.

So it could be three Brendans in a row. So it could be. Okay. Fair enough. Are we doing more? Yeah. Oh, all right. Theo fan.

Oh, 100%. But let's hear her. But let's hear her. But let's hear her. Hi, guys. My name is Emma. I'm from Portland, Oregon, but I went to college in Athens, Georgia. Oh, Theo. I'm 25, and I'm currently single.

What? I'm a CPA, and I work in public accounting at Deloitte. For fun, I love to work out. I'm actually outside of the gym right now. Damn. I love to do things outside. I have a paddle board. I love hiking, swimming love to work out. I'm actually outside of the gym right now. I love to do things outside. I have a paddle board. I love hiking, swimming, all that stuff.

And I love trying new food, eating good food. I think that's probably half the reason I work out. I would say I come from an upper middle class family, and I'm an only child. And I'm a fan of. Thanks. You got some arm calves on the bed. You saw that? You know what?

She said she cries every Wednesday. You know what? That's a Theo fan. I'm going to go, this is a Dahlia fan. This is a fan of. Dang, she got some arm calves on the bed. You saw this? You know what? She cries every Wednesday. You know what? That's a Theo fan. I'm going to go, this is a D'Elia fan. This is a Theo fan. This is Theo. Nick, do you know? Chin, do you know?

I don't know. No, Nick knows. Nick knows because he knew where to stop it. Nick knows. Were you guessing, Chin? What were you guessing? I was going to guess you for sure, but now I'm sort of leaning towards Chris. I was going to guess you in the beginning, and I did start to lean towards me a little

bit more. I know for a fact it's not me because my crowd is all cocks. So as soon as I see a draw, I'm like, what are you two? Okay. It's tough. And she looks like you a little. Me. A little bit.

Just the style. Yeah, it could be me. If I grew my hair out a little bit. Same nose, right? Yep. Yeah, well. Same eyebrows. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for her because of my nose. I think both of y'all look decent. Yeah. Thank you. She's pretty. Yeah. She's a pretty a pretty girl yeah so here's the deal uh i think we're realizing that my i need to get my ego in check because uh so far i was like both of these people have to be fans of me yeah i hate that i thought that this is a theo fan though i'm not shocked that you thought that and i thought it was a theo but then i did what chin did i was like could be me but what do you think now you're just guessing me to not be guessing you

though 50 50 it's one of you yeah you gotta make a guess i think that this is a crystalia fan i think it's a theo fan but she's from portland dude i feel like people from portland fucking absolutely hate me really i don't know why portland is my best-selling city actually in australia dude my northeast for me, I'm sorry, northwest for me, too. Crush. Mine is Phoenix and Chicago. Phoenix, Chicago? Yeah. You know why Phoenix, right?

I shouldn't tell you laughing too hard, Chen. You know why Phoenix, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, you need an anahistory. Yeah, no, because it's very, very, very Republican, Phoenix. Is it? Oh, yeah, Danny. That's whereHistory. Yeah, no, because it's very, very, very Republican. Is it? Oh, yeah, daddy. That's where I thrive at.

So, no. Okay. Theo Fenn. Who'd you say? This lady, I think, is a nice lady. I'll say you. But Theo, she also went to Georgia. Yeah, I say Theo.

Athens, G.A. I say Theo. That's kind of your area. I say Theo. Is it? Yeah, it's your area, dude. Hey, man, shout out to... You got that? Nope, I don't know who. I say Theo. All right's your area, dude. Hey, man. Shout out to... You got that?

Nope. I don't know who. I say Theo. All right. Hit it, Nick. Chris D'Elia. Ah! Bang!

Zero for... Okay, that makes me feel better, though. That makes me feel better, though. Hey, guess what? Bang, bang! Nice. Damn. Good with...

You're good with two guns like that. Yeah, fuck! Two guns. Yeah, yeah. Knock, knock! Who's there? Fuck that. Yeah, fuck. Two guns. Yeah, yeah. Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck people. Oh, dude.

Wow. You guys fuck. You don't know nothing. I don't like. He's piece of this. I don't like how you can do me, too. Theo needed this win, man. I don't like how you can do me as well.

You don't like. I don't like it. Because it makes me think. That's a deal. Oh. You don't like it. I don't like it. Because it makes me think. That's a Dio. It makes me want to. I get why people hate me. I get why people hate me.

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I'm not going to let them in on the secret, but your boy's been learning Spanish with Babbel. That's right, Babbel. The language learning app that sold over 10 million subscriptions. a secret, but your boy's been learning Spanish with Babbel. That's right, Babbel, the language learning app that sold over 10 million subscriptions. Not only is it learning a new language fun and engaging, but listen, you can use it while you check off traveling more from your list. The whole Babbel process is super easy. It's fun. It's fast. Babbel teaches bite-sized language lessons for real world use. Not that boring stuff you learn in high school. We're talking about real stuff here, man. Babbel's 15-minute lessons make it the perfect way to learn a new language on the go.

I do it in my car while I'm driving to work so I can come home and see what all the smack my family's talking about me. Other language learning apps use AI for their lesson plans, but not Babbel. Babbel lessons were created by over 100 language experts. Their teaching method has been proven to be effective. With Babbel, you can choose from 14 different languages, including Spanish, like your boy here, French, Italian, German. Plus, Babbel speech recognition technology helps you to improve your accent, all that stuff, man.

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Language for life. What up, boys? It's Noah from Nashville. I'm 25. We're done. Wrap this up. I've got a wife and a one-year-old daughter. Got a house. Wrap it up. So I'm big We're done Wrap this up I've got a wife And a one year old daughter Got a house

Wrap it up So I'm big ballin' I'm a warehouse manager For a furniture store So not that ballin' I love furniture I play video games And skateboard

Play guitar And work out Bunch of really childish shit But I have a gay father So that's Oh I mean this is Theo All day long Your father's old really childish shit, but I have a gay father, so that's the bone.

This is Theo all day long, bro. Your father's old. Your father could be gay, you idiot? Your father has something about him as well. He's old. He's a Theo fan all day. No question. It's too easy. Does Theo think Theo? He knows. You want to go three for three, you've got

to guess Theo, you know that. Okay, that's Theo Theo Chris D'Elia you are a fucking and you don't know anything you didn't even pick yeah but I didn't fucking need dude you

I didn't fucking need to pee. Please have a podcast where you do that. Just you. Just an hour of that. Well, this guy looks just like me, so probably my fan house. This guy looks like me if I wasn't on Carnival. What'd you say?

The way he said it. This dude is my fan. I'm ready for a fan. He's a Brenton Johnson fan. What up, King of the Sting? It's your boy, Jaker. No straw, daddy? I'm trying to figure out which one to use my rider today.

So, a little bit about myself. I'm 28. Jaker, first of all, not even a real name. That's my... That's gotta be... Jaker? That's a slur. That's a racial slur of whatever his real name is.

We have something in the cabinet. Yeah, look at these Jakes over here. Dude, fuck. There's a lot of Jakers in this place. Dude, Jaker? What the fuck? He looks too much like me, man. Looks like my middle brother.

I'm a fan of Massachusetts. Love playing golf. Love going down to Red Sox games to see how many Fenway Franks I can suck down. I like going on Reddit and starting rumors about Bobby Lee. I prefer women's deodorant over men's deodorant because I'm a dove boy

for life. And I also love getting way too personal with Uber drivers. I'm just going to be totally honest with you. I don't know how to spell the word squirrel without Googling it.. No, this guy's me. I'm just going to be totally honest with you. This guy's me. I don't want to spell the word squirrel without Googling it. This guy's me. We're both stupid.

Hopefully that helps you figure it out. I'll give you guys a second to talk it over. I, who could it be? Dang. It's you or me, Theo.

You think? No, Brendan. No. He looks like me. It's a bro. He goes to fucking games. But he also said his dad passed away, didn't he? No, he never said anything about being sad. He's like me. It's a bro. He goes to fucking games. But he also said his dad passed away, didn't he?

No, he never said anything about being sad. He's a gay dad. I think it's Theo. There's no gay dad. And what happened? Where does he work at? He didn't tell us, dude. Wow, this jaker.

He likes to hang out. This jaker. Line him up. That's a Theo fan. But the answer to the question is Mr. Double Cheeked Up on a Wednesday afternoon, Theo Vaughn. Gang, gang, boy. Red King, baby. I'm jealous, though.

Why not me? You know what I mean? I'm pissed. All these people specified they loved all three of you. It's really the podcast they started with. I got it. I'm going to do it longer. That's why we get the king of this thing in the wing.

But the king of this thing in the wing joined with all the podcasts. You know what we are? We're Avengers. The shapes need to form something when they match. Like Power Rangers. Voltron. Or Voltron. Well, Power Rangers is the, I mean, that's.

But they turn into a big monster. Yeah, I know. Oh. But Voltron turned into a cool robot. Sorry, I had a great idea. You guys are just doing something else. No, no, no. We're talking about your idea, dude.

The logo turns into one. Uh-huh. Yeah. Oh, this is, what's his name? Yeah, it's an eagle with a crown and shit and lightning bolts. Yeah. Or just the lightning bolt. It's the body.

What's up, King? This thing. This is Caleb. Living in Chattanooga, Tennessee. 30 years old. Is this fucking. Happily married. Dude, is this fucking Anthony Jeselnik in a funhouse?

My brother's about to have a kid. First one. Yeah, I guess. He's in, baby. That makes me a fan of. When you're talking about kids, do you ever have a kid? That's you. Chris or me?

It's you. And I'll tell you why it's you. Oh, yeah. Tell him. Because he is. No, but tell him. I'm going to tell him. He's a dime piece?

No. And there's one specific reason why he's your fan. And I realized that. Let him know. Only these people. These people can be also our fans. But the. But.

No, I'm sorry. What is it? Okay. Well, here's what it is. Yeah, tell us. Jesus. It's that he. His voice doesn't go up and down when he talks.

It's very. Monotone. And that's your fan. I don't. And he talks. It's very- Monotone? And that's your fan. Oh. I don't, I feel disrespected. I feel like it's an attack, but it's not an attack. It feels-

There's a lot of those kinds of monotone speakers out there. And your brain scan's kind of like that too, honestly. Oh my God. But he's just talking like this and it's not, he's not doing like this. If he's talking like this or this or this, it might be my fan, could be a Theo fan.

There's no- Yeah, but there is no, this is just straight up, it's like, Hit it, Nick. This might be my fan. Could be a Theo fan. There's no influx. But there is no. This is just straight up. It's like. Hit it, Nick. Theo. After all that. Not only is it.

That's a double shit on you. It wasn't your fan. And I dissed you. Lonely teardrops. I don't feel great. My pillow. And sharp all day long. The guy said, Fuck this guy dude.

This guy's awesome. I know that's exactly it. This guy's great. He's awesome dude. You would hang with this motherfucker. Push him in. I don't push him man dude. He has his phone in his hand. Hey guys, Adam here. From sunny Ibiza, Spain. I'm a 33-year-old male.

Single, but sort of seeing a nice Italian girl. So I'm not going to say completely single. Your side is different. My family live in England in the sunny south coast of Brighton. I've been here for years. I work in the port making cocktails on nice party boats. And yeah, for fun. I also like to party in the nightclubs and stuff out here

and keep myself in shape and train and it'll be fun of you guys for years and i keep doing what you're doing have a good day peace out and as you can guess i'm a you know why he's saying this because i'm worldwide oh man that sucks dude he got international no but ibiza always sounds like a place no one can pronounce i think that's why probably he's your fan and because he he hits that you know he's got that lip coma every now and then when he hits a hard word and i think that this guy though is a good energy high energy guy yeah and that's why it's a brennan fan because brennan is just like it's got to be brennan i mean look at the the beginning image it's just hilarious i'm also the only one worldwide here. I know.

Brendan Shaw. Damn! Big up, baby. What's up, dog? Take care. I need to come get a drink from that man in Spain. God bless. And he said he's in England right now.

Yes. And God bless England, too. And God bless Scotland. My mom is English. And you're Welsh. Now you're leaving countries out. You said you were Welsh. Hold on. Why are you saying you're international, dude?

I'm the only one here who's international. But why are you saying it? Because I am. Can you explain it, please? Yeah. Okay, start. Has anybody else here toured international? Okay, well, he has.

Yeah. When? China. In the past. You did shows in North Korea, right? China. He did China. He did China. He did China.

Did he do China? Yeah. What was that like? That's insane. China is a fucking dump. How did you make it out there alive? Wow. I'm going to go ahead and say that.

It's awesome. Right. But it's also, the people are not, they seem just like- Slaves? Like slaves. They're robots. They seem, that's a better. Hello, two tickets for Theovan.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot of bots. We love living here. Everything is fine. You'll be talking to somebody and suddenly they'll all just, the whole family will shut down. The kid, the breastfeed will do. They're at the drive-thru.

You're like, what the fuck's taking so long? You realize the family's in the car just shut down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot of people eating also. They eat whatever, though. So how?

Yeah, I know. If you spit, someone will slide and catch it in their mouth. Amazing. Like strafe over. Just fucking. Thank you, Theovan. Yeah, dude. A hundred percent.

Thank you for the spit, Theovan. Fuck yeah, dude it with your fucking thank you the Alvin bro 100% dude straight wow did you just strafe you just strafe over crystal effect games over yeah okay but they're both crystal this is this is rip my drip they want to hear what you guys think about

their outfits. We've got a couple people. I'm in. Like Cheech and Bong over here. These boys want some fucking pecs to see if I've ever seen it. Cheech and Bong. This is Ink the Freak on the left and Ball Man on the right. They're two rappers from Dalton, Georgia.

One is the biggest fan. Do we have a video? No, no. Of course there's a video somewhere, though. The guy on the left's outfit, there is something I cannot stand and I will continue to not stand it and it's bucket hats.

I've never been in one either. I cannot wear a bucket hat. They're so bad looking, I think. I'll tell you what goes on with these two. So they're a dynamic duo rap group. The guy on the right gets all the chicks. The guy on the left cries every Saturday night because he's not getting any of the hot chicks.

He's a Theo Vaughn fan. Let me tell you something right now, though. The guy on the left is such the dark horse when it comes to getting the hottest chick. Trust me. The guy on the right gets the bad chicks. That's what ugly guys say, though. Hello, dude. There's something crazy about me, though. I'm not ugly.

Huh? No, no. We put it together last week that you got the different pieces that go together. In a unique form. The guy on the left has got that, I think he's got that freaking pants randle on him. He's got that wiener, bro. He's got that wiener that sleeps back behind his butt. It's so long.

It's fucking in his butt. Like how you lose your cell phone in two fucking couch cushions. That's how his dick is in his butt. This is them? This is the guy on the left. This is Back on Pills by Eat the Freak. Back on Pills, baby. Eat the Freak? Well, I'm right back on the pills

Don't give a fuck about how I feel And I'm back off home Yeah, and I'm back off home Cause after I'll be here without you So either way I feel awful I'm not mad at it. He's about to rap. Dang, I like that. I like it. It reminds me of Baggins, this guy, the buffalo. I like it. It reminds me of Baggins, this guy, the buffalo.

I like it. God, I like it. I wish you had an actual music video for it. Okay. I'm happy to see these guys and I hope they continue. That guy, okay, I'll just, for me, the guy on the left's outfit, that's horrible. But the guy on the right is fine. I get it's a style.

It's just not my style. You know, he's got a shirt on that you would wear, Brendan. Yeah. And the shoes are okay. The jeans are fine.

I like his shape with the beard and fucking the hair. I don't normally like guys with fucking longer beard hair than hair hair. It looks like he's got that and I call that upside down head. That's fine.

You should shave it. It's too long down here. Yeah. But they both are not really, you know, but I'm talent, bro. That was done right now.

The guy on the left, I would be lying for him if I was looking for drugs. The guy on the left. Yes. Skateboard or drugs. That's my guy. He reminds me of my friend Patrick from high school that would get us all extremely high and then stop at a gas.

He's like, you guys go in and get something like in the middle of nowhere. And he would leave. I like that guy. I like that guy. And he would leave, and I'm talking he would leave town. And he'd come back three months later. Wow. And it was like he went hard on a real plan. Oh, so bread and shop

fan. Oh, yeah. So wait, this is the outfit? Rate her outfit? Rip the drip. Rip the drip? Oh, okay. Let's do the info. It looks like she, It looks like Only her thigh Got mad like the Hulk Just the one leg

You wouldn't like my left leg When it's angry That thigh Peeking through the blinds Hey Cats crew My name is Brittany Just starts kicking. That thigh peeking through the blinds, baby. I'm like, gosh, Nova jeans. Hey, Cats crew. My name is Brittany. I'm 33 years old, and I'm from Illinois.

I'm sending you this video to do a rip-off on the photo that I sent. It's my outfit from New Year's Eve. I recently got divorced. And decided it was time to get my shit together. I started doing low carb and exercising five days a week and I've lost 80 pounds. I went to St. Louis for New Year's and I just want to see what y'all think about what I wore. I thought it was time to get a little body. Thanks for all you guys do.

Thanks for getting me through the day. Love y'all. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Thanks for all you guys do Thanks for getting me through the day Love y'all Gang gang Buzz buzz God you know I love That you can feel her happiness About all this You know what I mean

And you deserve to be proud Because that's so fucking awesome That she And she's a sexy girl Yeah And she's killing it And she knows she is And this is her right here

Her like coming out Look what I did You know what I mean Lost some weight And she went And she fucking went out. She got some belly chains. I like it.

That one leg is thriving. The one leg is popping. Oh, that one leg. I bet she was a hit in St. Louis. A thick white girl. Yeah, that one. She got that Louisville slugger on that one leg, baby. Bro, this is her walking down the street to St. Louis.

You know what this is? Blocking cocks. Yeah, black cocks. Nice, nice, nice. St. Louis, dude. Yep to St. Louis. You know what this is? Blocking cocks. Yeah, black cocks. Nice, nice, nice. St. Louis, dude. Yep, St. Louis. Forget it. Yep.

I think. I like the way she's dressed. I think it's cool. I think it's hot. I'm in. She killed it. She killed it. And this was a perfect submission, too.

Send in a picture and a little video about the outfit. Yeah. This is perfect. I will say pose in a different place. That's just depressing. The lighting's bad in the back because there's clearly a high-speed chase going on.

That's a helicopter behind you. This is a bridge between two buildings, I think, downtown. Yeah, okay. Like a hotel and a parking structure.

Just go look at the fucking thing on the bottom, like the old telephone jack or whatever the fuck that is. Oh, yeah. What are you doing? It's like the internet cable. So if we could critique anything, it's that. Oh, yeah. It's like the internet cable. So if we could critique anything, it's that.

Oh, no. Get out of here, dude. That's Eric Griffin. Who is that, our manager? That's Mark Maron. That's cool. That's Mark Maron? That's Mark Maron.

He's probably hating on me and Rogan. That's cool. Dang it. That is Eric Griffin? Yeah, it is. Oh, my God. He looks like he lost weight in this. Honestly, that's Randy Quaid in Christmas Vacation.

That was when he went to Detroit. God, look at this. Is he that scared of COVID? But he rolls up in here? He checks some boxes for it. Two COVID tests in four days and I'm cleared for travel. Maybe you have to do that. I don't even know.

Maybe his wife is making him do that. You don't? Then why did he do that? I travel the whole time. She's trying to get him to do that if he want to hit that slick socket ew dude slick socket call it a fried butterfly ew dude what that's what it is dude call it upside down what do you guys call it What do you guys call it in your country?

Oysters. Oysters. Anything fish is bad. I feel even more sick after that. Ew, dude. It's a white guy. He's like, gash. A lot of serial killers from his area.

He was just waiting. He's like, gash. Yeah. Gash. I got one gosh by the way look how eric is taking it with the two hands dude do you need to such a grand dad younger what is my yeah younger dude if my son were here he'd help me yeah that's what he says all the time all right all right two co-chairs in four days clear to travel see you soon what is he talking that's weird bro that's weird that you don't need to do that and he's bragging about it everyone's like what are you talking about eric theo fan this is games this is just a horrible outfit i like how he's him i i do appreciate that he's... No. He looks like Miley Cyrus

if she's trans. The whole thing is that he is just... All that shit doesn't give you a personality. This is like 311 meets 711. This is 1011. That's what this guy looks like I think a little bit. And he has the tummy tat

and the farmer's tat. I wish he was showing what that is. Where's your next tat going to be, Chris? Me? Be honest. Sacramento. You're going to get one up there? No.

I'm probably going to do it on my chest. Wow. The full chest? I want to do the full chest, dude. Of what? Yeah, bro. Are you Chet Hanks? I could be.

I would love to be. I'll tell you what, dude. I'm going to get a triceratops. You know why? Your son's favorite dinosaur? Does he try hard? My son loves it, dude. He does? He's love to be. I'll tell you what, dude. I'm going to get a Triceratops. You know why? Your son's favorite dinosaur? My son loves it, dude. He does? He's going to be his favorite.

Cetops. Cetops. Yeah. Dude, and it's so cute. That's like Brendan. Cetops. Cetops. Well, that's why I got this one.

That's more like it. Sorry, the first one. My son can't see zombies, so he wakes up and says chompy. So that's why I got him as a zombie. Cute, yeah, cute. But I thought maybe I would get one either here or, I don't know where. Sorry, Triceratops. Put on your fucking face at this point.

A Triceratops one. And just get like horns. And one horn. Wouldn't it be cool if you shave parts and got it there? And then you could grow the hair out back over it and every now and then surprise him with it. Or shave it, have him do the Triceratops and only let the top part of the triceratops head grow hair. So it's like the triceratops has hair. So it's a triheratops.

Ooh, I'm into this. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Good evening guys. Oh wow. That's good. No, like you're proper. I like that.

Yeah, I like that, professional. Good evening guys. Welcome to a very special time for announcements. King, the Sting, and the Wing. We're hitting Patreon, son. Yep. Tell them, Chris. March 10th.

March 10th is the episode that drops that is exclusive for Patreon. What are we doing? Two on Patreon and two free on YouTube? That's right. So that's the deal from now on yeah um it's called the takeover yep so every other week will be patreon every other week will be on youtube and why are we doing it guys to control our shit a little bit more uh we're gonna be on patreon there's gonna be no ads on there. Yeah, because the ads, sometimes the truth is the ads kind

of, they just, I don't know. They get upset if you don't do certain stuff. Some of it, I don't want to deal with. Yeah, we get it. This is us fighting back. You're getting Chris D'Elia, Theo Vaughn, and myself. King, the sting, and the wing.

Buzz, buzz, gang, gang. Soar. myself king the sting and the wing buzz buzz gang gang sore this guy couldn't look more fucking unexcited i mean look at the first frame dude he's high as shit he's either unexcited pluto or he's yiddish dude downloading information right now that's what he's doing he's uh oh he's on heroin he's plugged for some advice okay yeah what's up big boy brandon what's up mr eric griffin by the way eric man i love you on this show and i love you on workaholics man i just want to throw that out there well he's not here so man my question is i got laid off a couple months ago for my job

and ever since then my girlfriend's been paying for down there everything um we go out she pays for the motels the food uh pretty much my question is am i l boyfriend for letting her do that for me or a w boyfriend for finding a girl that'll do that type of stuff for me amen i don't think it's either king or stinking motherfuckers hey theo man get better mental health is real i love you bro you're both mental health in israel yeah and that's i don't think it's a w or an l if your girl's paying for you while you're on the fucking dumps. It's just a relationship. She got your back while you're in the dumps. I assume you're gonna

get your shit together and quit doing drugs and get off the couch and get your mental health right and get a job. You don't want to just keep sucking on her cash tit. You feel me? That was crass, but yeah. I like this guy. I like this guy. He definitely seemed like he might be getting into a...

Might be getting a little too comfortable. Well, that's true. I think he didn't blink all through the video, which I think he could be a night watchman. So he could do a job like that. Oh. And I think if your girl's out there working, babe, this is what women wanted. They wanted to be out there. all that shit they want it and so you got to be supportive and let them have that thing be at home stand by the door when they get there yeah cook dinner bitch get ready like what they do when you get home when you get home get ready there complain

to her yeah be there be like hey is there more stuff you can do? I don't appreciate it enough. You know what I mean? Have a lit cigarette for her. Watch stupid shows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be on the couch talking about how your day was so hard

even though it wasn't really that hard. Tell her stories about your friends that she doesn't know. Exactly. Yeah. Right.

Yeah, park down the street while the maid's at home and do something on your phone. Yes. A hundred percent do what he listens. Call back. Call back from the last episode.

If you didn't listen to the last episode, go back two episodes ago. You'll listen to part one of that diss. Alrighty. We know whose fan that is. I have a question for you guys. Been with my girl for about six months. I wanted to spend every day with her. Is he the micromachines man?

I didn't hear a word that motherfucker just said. He's a small mouth. He does have a small mouth. I have a question for you guys. His mouth is upside down. We all know that. You can tell his mouth is upside down. Imagine his mouth was the other way.

That's a top lip on his bottom. He's got a top lip under. That is unbelievable. No upper lip whatsoever. He's got the baby spinner, dude. He's got that Salvador Dali. Yeah, a little bit. For about six months, I wanted to spend every day with her, every second, moment, hour, all that good stuff.

Overwhelming, huh? Awesome. I love her. The question is, is this maybe a little too much too soon? We're spending this much time with her. Should we both have some space between each other? Some gaps here and there? Or is it okay to kind of be moving this

fast and be seeing her as much as I see her after only six months of dating? He pans to her and she's just tied up somewhere. She's like this. Love the show. Gang gang. Buzz buzz. Gang gang. Buzz buzz. Soar. And he didn't blink

I want to take back the blink from the previous guy oh you want to give it to him yeah okay his eyes are far apart you know what I was just gonna say that

you beat me to it but you know what you know why his eyes are far apart because it needs to be because the two sides of his mustache are far apart as well

you gotta match so basically everything's scared of his nose so let's so what is the question I didn't hear what he said

he's overwhelming he wants to spend every second, every minute with his girl. It's only been six months. Yeah. You smothering her, dude. Wait. She likes it too, though. She likes it too.

At the moment. And you can't actually say it's only been six months. That's a long time. That's kind of a long time. You know, when you know, you know. So maybe you guys just love each other and stop being so, don't think about it too much. Smothered. Don't think about it too much? Smothered. Don't think about it too much?

Don't overthink stuff too much? Do you know what I mean? I do. That's smothered, dude. That's smothered. You start with smothered, dude, then you end up with covered, then you end up with missing, dude.

That's how you go. You're gonna be a murder guy. You say stuff like you've said it before and I get jealous. Dude, you're good, dude. That's how you go. You're going to be a murder guy. You say stuff like you've said it before, and I get jealous. Dude, you're good, man. You're good. Will you leave me alone? You remind me of the sister from Roseanne, and

you're making me uncomfortable. Wait, you have said that before. Have I really? You've called me that before. That's amazing. Oh, that's awesome, dude. I think it's his shirt. I do, I do. I do look like her a little bit. Yeah, the shirt. Yeah, she was always in black.

And, yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. What if you guys ran into each other and you told her that people always say that? It's like the Matrix when fucking Agent Smith jumps into another Agent Smith.

It's just like... That's the Spider-Man meme. You guys just see each other. Yes, yes, yes. There you are. Oh, yeah. There you go. That's you, dude.

That's cool. That's me. He looks like Lester Holt a little. I'm can see each other. Oh, wow. There you go. That's you, dude. That's cool. That's me. He looks like Lester Holt a little. I'm Lester Holt. More like Lou Holt. I'm Lou Holt. Lou Holt, I saw him. There you go. That's his right mouth. That's how it should be. Amazing. He looks way better. Way better. He's handsome.

He just went from a four to a five. Good job. I'd say four to six. Really? There you are again. I used to have that shirt. Straight up. Yeah. If I shaved, that's me. Oh, yeah.

This hair is the same. Your forehead is the exact same. For fucking shit sakes, dude. Whatever. I'm a hot chick. She's hot. That's a KISS shirt. She was attractive, I remember.

I was never into her. No, not my thing. She's cool. I like the way she talked. There was, you know what, something about her. Facts. Yeah. Oh, bro, this is, what's his name? This is Figure A. J Balvin. This is Davidson Figure A. This bro, bro, this dude is

sexy. Some eyebrows. What up, King and the Sting fam? What's up, Brendan? What's up, Theo? Shout out to the rest of the gang. I got a King and a Sting. What is it, Brendan? What's up, Theo? Shout out to the rest of the gang. I got a king in her stinger. What is it? Guys that wear rings. We know how Brendan feels. You guys tell me. I got a couple friends

that really like to hate on the rings. I don't really get why. Personally, it gives me a confident boost and it even gives me an edge, right? An edge? If I'm going to go shake a hand, if I'm going to go grab a drink.

Okay, you're thinking about it a little too much. You're overthinking this. That's the right amount to think about. If I really want to go all out, I'll even do a second ring. Oh, no. I like how he magic. You know what? That goes back to your thing.

He's a magician. You guys taught me. Unless you know magic. You're thinking. Yeah. Unless you know magic, can't wear rings. He's a magician. That's Tommy. Unless you know magic. Unless you know magic. Yeah. Unless you know magic, can't wear rings. He's a magician. I'd like to see him go full and do Cirque du Soleil or to do a heavy neck brace.

I'm into that. Like the African style where they do the rings on the neck. Just really. It's too much. No, you say this, in a year, you'll have 70 rings. I really like that you say that. I really like that you say that because I could totally see that happening. But it's just,

you're going to have so many fucking rings. It's going to be like that kids thing where they put the thing on the different thing. I'm just going to get brass knuckles. Fuck it. And just wear it fashionably. Not even to beat people up. There are some guys who can pull it off.

There's certain guys that can rock the rings and fucking do it. Who is it? Is it a certain guys that can rock the rings and fucking do it. Who is it? Is it a tough guy that can wear a ring? Who is it? Like a Jared Leto vibe. Bro, can you stop sucking Jared Leto's dick? You're not even sucking his dick.

It's like you're sucking his nipples. Yeah. And he's not even a woman. Dude, you're fucking, you got to stop talking about fucking Jared Leto. He is a fucking cuck, dude. Is he? Yeah. Dude, he wore an orange, a bright.

Yeah. That's it. Just show that. Dude, that does nothing for you guys? Yeah. That does nothing for nobody in here? He's a good looking creature? Sure.

Creature. Yeah, he's a good looking creature. Is he a good looking man?? Sure. Creature, yeah. He's a good-looking creature. Is he a good-looking man? No. I don't know. I think he is. You know what you are? Yeah.

You're a hater. Nah, bro. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes shit just sucks. You're not necessarily a hater. Look at this motherfucker. That's you. That's you, Chris.

Dude, that's what you are. When I think about how it's me, I like it a little more. That's you at the laugh factory. Okay. That jacket's pretty fresh, but the hat's got to go. The jacket's fresh. Bro, he's an avant-garde.

Like I say, it's all like this. You know, it's I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. I'm in. Same thing right there, bro. He's an – bro, he's one of those beings from the future. Amazing. Look what they did right there. Is what I'm telling you.

Same guy. He's unprecedented. He's like a dolphin. Here's the thing about that. He can do it all. Here's the thing about that. 30 seconds to Mars? Dallas Byers?

Won an Oscar. The Joker? No. That's where I draw the line. Dallas Byers, yes. 30 seconds to Mars, sure. Maybe it's good. Fucking, I have no idea about that music., yes. 30 Seconds of Mars, sure. Maybe it's good fucking. I have no idea about that music.

And he has a bunker in his house, dude. Yes. He has a bunker from the war. Okay. And he's 50. Okay. So here's the deal. Here's the updated.

Here's the amendment. Okay. Because sometimes we speak too soon, right? Yeah. He's fine. Okay. But you still need to stop talking about him as much as you do. That is the problem.

Right? The problem is not him, Brendan. The liaison to him is Brendan. Yeah. And I saw Jared Leto once in a car. He was pulling into a parking lot. And he was driving. And he goes like this.

And it was unbelievable the way he shot. He pierced me with his eyes. And I'll give you that. But guess how many times I've thought about it? Three, four times. It's like the ocean of a million women landing right in your fucking eyeballs when he looks at you. God, you're a fucking poet. You're like Zoe Neal Hurston.

Thanks, dude. There she is. And here is Jared Leto again. If he wants to be. Or this is a doll. Yeah. She's in a horror movie, whatever it is.

Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? And she says something like, of course. And you're like, that's it. You know what I mean? That's it.

Or we're all dead. I'm from San Antonio, Texas and I have a can or sing it for you. Living at home with the parents as I'm currently doing cute stuff to help pay off hell yeah student loans gotta do what you gotta do i still have about like

60 000 in loans left so i'm trying to like save every penny so i'm really trying to stay for a long time with that money towards becoming debt free so yeah i yeah, I don't know. I do feel like a little bit of a loser though sometimes when I want to go out or have people over and I kind of can't. So yeah, can you understand living at home? Beautiful. First of all, Mark Ryden, I think, is her father, obviously. I don't know who that is.

He does art. He's an art guy. He's an artist? And if you pull up something of his, we'll see. We'll know that. Also, her bed's kind of lit. Did the parents give her the master bedroom? I think she was trying to say, I'm at my parents' house and showing her parents' bed.

Because she didn't show her parents. I think that's her bed. She looks very nice. I live at my parents' house and show the background of her bedroom. It could be her bedroom that doesn't live at the parents' house. I feel bad for her, though. She can't go out. You know what, dude?

She's got this. I don't feel bad for her because she doesn't need that or she's gonna be at her parents for like six years okay and that would be unfortunate but what about that seventh year that's gonna be an amazing year yeah and you got to think positively yep and here's the deal because life rips yeah even at your parents it does life rips even at your parents and for your parents because your parents get to have you there and they love you. I'd love if my kids stay with me. A hundred percent. So here's the deal, dude. You know you would.

Yeah, we get it. It's a situation that you're in and it can suck, but you're not a loser because you got to do what you got to fucking do. And you know what? We generally love you for that because you're a person and we generally love people. We don't love you personally because we don't know you. And that takes nothing away from the fact that we love you generally. And we don't want to be creepy.

And what are you saying? She knows. She knows. I followed that. You. I followed that. I'll tell you this. I support her.

This lady seems like a good lady. Mm-hmm. And I believe that if you have to stay at home, stay at home, man. Mm-hmm. You know, your parents made you and they, there was no contract when they made you that you have to leave at a certain age or that you're going to a certain age so you fucking stay in there you fucking stand right by their face while they brush their fucking teeth make sure they make you dinner they started it yep they did start it and honestly die there stay there until you die yes pass away there yep and

let's bring up a mark ryden painting real quick if we can actually just be invasion hate this guy punched in the nose, huh? Yeah. No, he's trying to breathe better. Oh, you guys are all about

the nose, nasal strips. The nasal, oh, do I know about it? No, I know you know about it. I need it.

Please don't tell me again. We both do. You talk about nasal strips like I talk about Jared Leto. This is the second time I talk about nasal strip on this fucking show, man. I don't think so.

He did a whole pot on it. That's when the show's good. Just right there. Oh, she does look a little bit like a hair guy. She does. I thought you were saying he looks like the artist. No, no, so. He did a whole pot on it. That's when the show's good. Just right there. Oh, she does look a little bit like that. She does. I thought you were saying he looks like the artist. No, no, no.

He was just throwing one of his Theo things. Which we like. That's a great call, Theo. Which we like. That's a great call. Yeah. It's good. Mark Ryden.

I'll never forget that. Yep. Okay. Yo, what up, King of Sting? What's up, Chen? I knew you were going to say that. What's the fuck? I'm one of the ones that show up every day consistently.

This is Steven from Sattown. Facts. That's fair. That's fair. Breathe Right Strips out in public. Ooh. I saw that episode you guys did the other day where Chris and Theo were talking about how great they were. So I tried them last night for the first time, and I just didn't take it off.

It was fucking awesome. they were so i tried them last night for the first time and i just didn't take it off awesome so uh i'm cool with walking around outside right now looking like a douchebag because i can breathe like zeus breathe right strips out in the open i need to see what the fuss is about i have trouble breathing doing the gender guys thing. If any girls out there are digging this Breathe Right drip, that clean passageway, that oxygen-ripped drip,

hit me up. I love this guy. All right. There's so many things that you can say about this. First of all, yes, sleeping with a Breathe Right strip is great because you don't want to sleep with your mouth fucking open for two reasons, yes, sleeping with a Breathe Right Strip is great, okay? Because you don't want to sleep with your mouth fucking open for two reasons. You wake up with a sore throat

or spiders crawl in your mouth, okay? Or you have a mouth like a parrot because your mouth is real dry, which I deal with every night. Right, which sucks. So you use the Breathe Right Strip. So you use a Breathe Right Strip so you can sleep with your mouth closed. I get it. In daytime, when you wake up, you can breathe through your fucking mouth.

Okay? You can do that. So just do that. Number two, if it still feels good after you wake up, you need surgery on your nose. You need to get that fixed. But why can't he just go out and rock that? Like he's a fucking defensive tackle in the 90s. Because of the way it looks.

It doesn't look good. You're supposed to just have your face on outside. That's it, right? You're not supposed to also have other things on your face. I think it's pretty lit. No. Yeah, I like seeing Asians take advantage of technology. I like seeing what can happen when

people try something different. Me too. Fan of that. Not the first one. And this guy seems like a champion to me. But also. I think it takes balls to rock that outside. To wear it all day? It doesn't take balls. And you're just worried about your inhaling? It doesn't take balls. Earth's fucking oxygen? No, it takes a

bad nose. The guy's got a bad nose. He needs to fix it small passageways bro i have the worst nose in here much better like that right how much better is that dude will you walk behind me and just pull my fucking face like that all day that would be a fart from mile away like this what you can also just breathe if you want no i can't breathe i don't know which i had no surgery i need to get surgery on I had surgery. It made it worse. What? Wow. They implanted some shit in there.

And there we are. Wow. That's her call. Good call. Good call. She lives with her parents. How about the fact that it says meat show? I know.

Oh, I didn't know. And that's his nickname. Like he looked up and he said it. Meat shows a great name. Oh yeah. Which I thought of that. Meat show. Meat show. That should be on your Tinder yeah. Welcome to the Meat Show. Meat Show.

That should be on your Tinder profile. Welcome to the Meat Show. Yeah. Or a new Baptist char. You got that? Char. New Baptist char got named the Meat Show. Baptist char?

What's char? Like a Baptist, like, you know what I'm talking about? The carolers, Christmas carolers. Okay. Oh, Meat Show. Okay, yeah, sure. Yes. But Meatball, add that to your Tinder profile. Meat Show. like a you know what I'm talking about the carolers Christmas carolers oh okay oh okay yeah sure yes but Meatball add that to your

dinner profile Meat Show welcome to Meat Show Meat Show huh yeah get a baby crib this guy couldn't look more like he's saying yeah dude

look at him look at his still right there what up oh oh oh oh oh

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oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh What up King and the Sting? I'm running, Theo. Motherfuckin' the whole crew.

What up, what up? I got a King and Sting for y'all. Let's see. I'm running blue on the gas, baby. Oh, I love these type of people. I know Theo loves to do that kind of shit. Me too. Check your engine, bro.

I know your gas tank is almost empty, but I am just feet away from a gas station, so let's go, baby. All right. Oh. Buzz, buzz. I'm staying king, king, baby. Wow. Has no idea what it is.

He's also, I would be willing to bet, people that roll the dice on gas are anti-vax, don't wear masks. It's just a type of personality. Well, he doesn't even wear a condom. No, it's no condom. No condom of driving is pulling up at that fucking thing. Flame, you saw how bright that gas thing got, dude? I love those.

I've rolled in so many times on absolutely nothing. Out of gas, a block and a half away, just positioned it perfect, just enough to get up that hump. Then this is the worst part. Some gas stations put this big round thing in the middle of the fucking thing for no reason. You know what I'm talking about? Then you gotta hit that bitch. It's like monster jam, for whatever reason,

in the middle of the fucking aisle. You gotta have one last fucking drip in there. So wait, do you- Can you do it? Yeah, do you have to do it? Do you do it in neutral? Do you coast down the mountain and hit it in neutral? Yeah. Yeah fucking yeah drive It'll see your engine watch three stops. You got to get in a neutral Yeah to your car the gas will be gone and you're just riding whatever's left man

You're right I'll even sometimes put my hand out of the window like this like a sail draft just to catch a really like water I get an extra water. Yeah. Yeah get extra foot or two. Sometimes if I don't even need that much wind, I'll fucking bring that down. So you feel it out. And then sometimes if I'm really fucking living, I'll pull them all down and just catch

enough fucking weeds to get there. Nice. That's beautiful, dude. Whoa. To get there. Nice. That's beautiful, dude. And you coast in, dog. Wow.

When I was in college, I had heard if you ran out of gas and you opened up your gas tank, you could get like a couple more miles on fumes. That's completely bullshit. It's not real. It's not real. Dude, when I was younger, my mom had a Suburban, and we used to fucking— Rich, huh? Yeah, you rich, rich.

Bro, we got rich, man, all right? Yeah, it sounds like you got rich before you were born. No, bro, not before. It sounds like your dad got rich, then he had you guys. No, no, no, we were poor in the beginning. Yeah, in the beginning. No, in the beginning. Dude, I bet your womb had fucking at least linoleum in it.

That's nice. It's nice. But what happened in the Suburban? Dude, we had a Suburban. And then one day I realized that my mom had like this like floodlight kind of thing that you plugged into the, what do you call it? The cigarette lighter. Yeah. And you could turn it on.

It was a big light, right? That you could just like shoot out and look at everything at night. Like a spotlight. But bro, check this out. On these Suburbans that were like 1999 Suburbans, you could fucking do this weird thing. What is it? That you could hold the alarm button and it would go off while you were driving. So you could hold it and you'd be driving and go, woo, woo, woo, woo.

And I would take the light out and I would pull people over. Oh, sick. I'd pull them over and, bro, we would fucking shit ourselves. We'd pull people over. They'd pull them over and bro we would shit ourselves we'd pull people over they'd pull over and then we'd show up and we were just like these 19 year olds in that just got out of high school and we would be laughing at them bro it was so fun and that's the end of the story isn't that amazing bro End of the story. Isn't that fucking amazing, bro?

No, it isn't. And I'll tell you something. My friend Billy one time, we got stopped by the cop for doing something, right? He said, you guys are coming to jail with me. So I'm sitting in the passenger seat. The cop's like, follow me to jail, right? Because we're in Billy's car. So we pull up.

We're like a couple blocks from the jail. We stop at a stoplight. And Billy's like, fuck, man, we're going to jail. And I was like, I'm not. And I just got out of the car and I fucking left. I would have pulled you over. I would have pulled you over right behind you. Boo!

I got him. Then I'm in this family suburban. We're just going to Olive Garden or Pizza Hut. Until you run out of gas and then your hand comes out. And they're like, well, he's not even got that much longer. His middle finger's up. We got him. Bro, after a big fight, I knocked some dude out. I had a Hummer.

Wow, our stories are all much different. Yes. Dude, I had a Hummer H2. I just got it. And it was on like big ass monster truck tires. Of course it is. It's so bad. Yeah, it's so crazy.

Yeah. It was middle of the snow. And on the Hummers, the gas tank was low. I'm like, I can ride this bitch out. Oh, man. It's a guzzler. Hummers don't. No. You can't. There's no this bitch oh man it's a guzzler hummers don't no you can't there's no this no there's none of that can't do that runs out of gas i had to push

it into the gas station now we're going to pay the guy goes what you just on tv wow did i just fucking see him like yeah he goes they gotta pay you more man yeah you're fucking telling me dude you need what more pay me more oh wow and that because i'll finish it out christy i'll only have six dollars for gas finish it out christy you. I only have $6 for gas. Finish it out, Chris did. And you got it? And that's the end of the story. You need to cap it like that. Dude, amazing, that guy's me. That's in the wild.

That guy's me. Chris is playing for the Sixers. A lot of people have been telling me this. Who's this guy? Who is that? Furkan Korkman. Yeah, yeah. Furkan Korkman. Oh, that's exactly who you would be, too. Yeah, a lot of people are saying that. But before him, it was Pau Gasol. Which isn't, you do look like Paul in the face a tad.

You guys all look like birds. Yeah, there's always a fucking basketball player that looks like me. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, it's just how it's going to be from now on. Like a European. Yeah. The Croats too. Chin, what's up with you, dude?

I haven't heard from you in a couple of years. What's up with me? Yeah, dude. Yeah, what's going on, man? What's up, dude? Not much, man. Just working here. Nice.

At the studio. Enjoying life. Taking notes. Sounds like a guy who is a bot, right? Who's lying. Nothing much. Just working here. Yeah.

Hello, Theovan. Taking notes. Hello, Theovan. Having a good time. This is so fun. Yeah, enjoy it. Let me know when you spit. I'll be there to catch it.

There's another Cats in the Wild. Evidently, Brendan passed in the Ukraine-Russia border crisis. Wow. Oh, shit. Oh, damn. Wow. Oh, shit. Wow, and Theo's in the casket.

You know? That's how we got it. Wow. Wow, that's pretty good. Wow. Not bad. Wow, who was watching this? It looks like shop.

I don't actually see it. I don't see it. Really? Yeah. When you first see it. Yeah, it looked like him. Yeah, okay. I see it.

I see it. So many guys that I meet at shows that look just like Brendan. Wow, really? Even though it just happened now? So many. Okay. Wow. Well, you got like those fucking Minority Report fans that see the shit in the future?

That's amazing. I could. I don't know. Yeah. Well, they do. Yeah, yeahity Report fans that see the shit in the future. That's amazing. I could. I don't know. Yeah. Well, they do. It's the future. Oh, man. Okay.

So what about this one? What's up, Brandon? That was, stop it right now. Stop it right now. That was the most insecure shit I've ever seen in my life. Is that ready? That first second was, holy fuck. Cut that part out.

I'm wrong. Get it out. That is so insecure. Look at the first second, how insecure it was. Let's see it again. He's not ready. Dude, that guy's got a dick that is bigger when it's soft. Unbelievable. When it gets hard, it shrinks. Dude, that's

unbelievable. I think the guy was just, maybe something happened in the room, someone came into the room. Let's see it one more time. I think he's unbelievable. I think the guy was just maybe something happened in the room. Someone came into the room. Let's see it one more time. I think he's nervous. He's nervous. Cut it out. No, just let it play.

Oh, yeah, you play again. It's just one second. Oh, wow. It's a lot of real, bro. Get it back. What do you think? There you go. You think so, Meat Show?

Yeah. Well, let's see what he says. What's up, Brendan? Big swallow. Maybe Theo. Definitely Nick and Chin. Maybe Chris. Maybe Stevie.

Definitely Eric. I love you, Eric. Hey, guys. Watch out for the fan. Cut your head off. Here's my canter stinging. I pay a little bit extra for a view. Oh, that's okay.

I don't know if you can see that but non-winter that's actually a really beautiful view of the water during winter it's just fucking ice anyways that's my king understanding it do the video in the summer extra for a view i'll take this guys okay i i want to say if you are somewhere and you have the opportunity to spend the money to get you something good and you have the opportunity to spend the money to get you something good. And you have the money. And you have it or you even barely have it. Sure. Spend the money.

I was in Africa one time. Really? I had a chance to buy a human skull, right? Human skull. Okay. It was 600. I'm in. Good deal.

I don't spend the money. End up getting like – so we end up at a different store. Didn't have the same opportunities there. And ended up getting like a candle, like this really cool candle. Right. But every time I like that candle, all I think of is just how cheap I was and how cool it would have been to have the skull. Now, do we think that having a human skull in the house would be a good thing though? In hindsight? Oh, hold on a second.

You see her killer? Hold, hold on a second. You see her killer? Hold on. Wait a second. Where I'm from, people have all kinds of, they have all kinds of people bury their family in the, in the yard. We have,

you know. Yeah, but they don't keep their skulls on their mantle. Theo, wait. That's close though. Am I insane? Hold on.

No. 20 feet away. That is nothing like what this fucking guy is asking. You're talking about buying a human head. Not a head. But I was into it man there was a head of a human that you were gonna buy in Africa like you're not a good place you're a bad guy in a James Bond movie okay or you know voodoo if you don't know voodoo you can't have human skills but also I was born in voodoo okay Okay, so hold on a second.

I was raised in voodoo. This guy's talking about buying something that every morning you could wake up and look out and feel good. And you're talking about buying someone. No, I'm with you on this, but he regrets it. No, dude, don't buy people. It's the cost

effect ratio, Chin. How much was the candle. How much was the candle? Huh? How much was the candle? 30 bucks. Okay, so you saved 570 and you didn't buy someone's head. Yeah, think about that poor person's head. But every fucking day, I would walk up and go like this to the candle.

Yeah, see, that's the real thing. And Jeffrey Dahmer. It's not the same. You have problems. But to own a little piece of the fucking culture. You're Jeffrey Dahmer. You die. You're Jeffrey Dahmer.

So you die. You die. All right. And then someone picks you up, saws your fucking head off, dries you out, picks up your fucking mullet and your fucking skin out, and then says, hey, to some jerky American, do you want to buy this guy's head for $600? And that's you, motherfucker. And then you wind up in

somebody's fucking loft or one-bedroom apartment while he sleeps? Or on King of the Sting. I'll put his head on there. So you wind up on some shitty podcast? I'd like it. You're bullshitting, man. I'd like it, man. You get to go, you get to be somewhere else. You're going to end up, huh, Bob? I'm with you on this, man.

Sounds pretty good. Where else do you want to end? Tell me where else you're going to end up, huh? You know what I want to end up doing? You're not using it anymore. When I die, fucking throw me as far as you can. To the sharks? And wherever I land.

No, wherever I die, pick me up and just toss me out. 30 feet. I'll wind up sideways near a gate somewhere. Leave me there. Oh, I don't like that. Don't ever bury me. Don't burn me up. I want people to walk by for months and be like, is that that comedian?

And that's it. And then I disintegrate and die the way it should be. You know what I want? I want to do like a remix on Shark Week. You know how they put those fake seals behind the boat and the great white fucking jumps out? Put my dead body on a rope and just have one of those fucking great whites come out of the water wow and then you guys are there crying you're on the boat and stuff feels like you're going out feels chairing feels feels chairing we could zoom yeah yeah i'll zoom in yeah

he's gonna zoom in from nashville here's what i want he's gonna even miss that when i'm dead first of all get me in one of those cannons one of those party cannons or whatever get me in one of those cannons, one of those party cannons or whatever, shoot me into a fucking schoolyard at recess. Oh, like Evel Knievel? With children out there, right? Whatever kid comes up, right, and either hits me with a stick or calls me a faggot,

gets all the money I have when I die. Whoa. Wow. And that'd be a lot of money probably. That's a good reality show. That's a dope show. But that, wouldn't that be great dude?

All the kids are going to run, but it's going to be the one creepy fucking kid. Yeah. Who's going to walk up. That's the deal. When he dies, his arms down. And then be like,

you get $300 and a human skull. Yeah. And I'm just dead. Just like this. Yeah. But your body hits the ground and then it scrapes forward a little bit like that. And it's just so much blood and your ass up

and some kid comes and looks in my ass that kid gets all the money wow no the money's in your ass and then he grabs it out and he goes I got it it's like Easter how many skulls can we buy laughs

laughs good morning How many skulls can we buy? Good morning, King of the Stingy crew. This is Xavier. What's up, guys? I got a King of the Stingy for y'all. Bringing your personal vehicle right here. That's my motorcycle out to the racetrack.

Yeah, so I'm about to, you know, I'm out at SoCal Supermoto in Riverside, and I'm about to ride my motorcycle on the track, have some fun, push it to the limits. What do you guys think? Brendan, take that Ferrari to the racetrack, man. Take it to Willow Springs. Have some fun with it. Imagine if you did, bro. That's the thing about this stuff. I have that GT2,

which is a race car. I'm not trying to fuck up the tires and burn all that shit out. I'd rather use somebody else's. You feel me? Yeah, but if he's got the fucking dirt bike, you might as well take the dirt bike out of his Ford.

But then go on dirt, dude. Isn't that what that is? Get a crotch rocket and fucking take it on the track. That thing's supposed to be on like fucking dirt. You gotta use stuff, Bernie. If you have stuff,

you have to use it. I do it on the 405, the 101, Daddy. But that ain't using. It is, though. This guy's out there risking his life. No, I live my life one quarter mile at a time. But still, man. I don't even live my life.

It's someone else. Yeah, someone else is doing it. Hello, Thielvin. Spit in my mouth. You want your kids to know that you're just bumper to bumper dad? I'm not bumper to bumper. I'm fucking zigzagging through traffic. I'm the guy in the carpool when I don't have an extra person.

You almost died in that car fire, remember? Yeah, I did. Oh, yeah. But instead you lived. Dark stuff. Dark stuff. Dude, you got to, I think, that's the thing. How do you die for your kids, you know?

Well, actually, that's not the thing, though, because the thing was, should you take your bike out to a dirt road? Well, fine, if you guys want to take the easy way out of this. That's your call. I want my, when I grow up, I want, see, here's the thing. If my kid, I want my kid to usurp me

and be better than me and have to you know kill me for some really grand reason and for him to kill me and while he's doing it i look at him and i and i cry one tear and i say i'm proud of you son and that's how i go beautiful beautiful that's cool dude i didn't see that and i knew you were gonna say that and that's weird because I didn't see it. But you knew. But I knew. Yeah.

So what's going on in the universe? I don't know, really. I think a lot of it's, what are people talking about? The weather, climate change or whatever, mostly? I think a lot of people are talking about our Patreon. If you want to join our Patreon. You got to pay. Yeah.

Two episodes a month, right? Dos episodios de. Monzo. Monzo. Three amigos here on Patreon twice a month every other week, man. Exclusive. Exclusive. Coming in hot.

Exclusive. No ads. No talking about DraftKings or cheap dick. Dude, I'll take my pants off. No nothing. We don't even talk. I'm going to do it with my pants off. Yeah. I nothing. We don't even talk. We just sit there. I'm doing my pants off.

Yeah. You'll be naked on there, dude. First one next week. That's right. First one next week. Wow. That's right. Get on that shit.

Sign up on the Patreon now. Right now. Patreon. King, the sting, and the wing. That's it, kids. Yeah, that's it. I'll be in Nashville, though. Theo, I'll be in your backyard, man.

Hopefully I see you, buddy. What dates? What is it? 10, 11, and 12. Yeah, I'm in Nashville. The 10th be in Nashville, though, Theo. I'll be in your backyard, man. Hopefully I see you, buddy. What dates? What is it? 10, 11, and 12. Yeah, I'm in Nashville the 10th, 11th, and 12th. All right? Zany's in Nashville. And then I am in Chicago end of this month.

End of March, I'm in Chicago. Tickets for Stand Up Live in Phoenix just went on sale. Get you some. Get that Patreon. It's the king, the sting, and the wing. Twice a month on Patreon. Only with the three amigos here. Amateurs.

I will be in Irvine, California. Go to ChrisDelia.com for tickets. Chris, Delia, and friends. And I will be, I have a show coming up in Los Angeles on May 7. And some more shows will be added. Looking forward to that and um the will turn i'm excited for this patreon man yeah we're taking the our shit in our own hands yeah that's why we're doing it man yeah and they're re-releasing my netflix special too what do you mean the audio is bad on

it on which one on the uh last one they're re-releasing whose fault is that they're redoing it why why is the audio bad? It was crazy, bro. But they released it? Yeah, they released it. And then realized the audio was fucked up, pulled it, and now they're re-releasing it? They didn't pull it, but we just re-did it. Twice the fun?

Yeah. That's lit. They said it never happened before. They said just like the mix was not good. And that's on them, because they produced it, right? Yeah, we had produced it, right? Yeah, we had produced, but I mean, they had like people involved.

Yeah. They have a final set. Their staff's involved, yeah. Weird. What the hell? Very strange. Yeah. Just dub it over in like Spanish.

May that be what they're doing. Oh, that'd be cool actually. Yeah. The whole thing was in a- Two Falcons died. Dude, we need to get a human- I just got an alert. One Falcon died.

We need to get a human skull for the studio. Hey, bro, he fucked up, right? Well, I need to get a human skull. I just got an alert. One falcon died. We need to get a human skull for the studio. Hey, bro, he fucked up, right? Well, I want to. Could have happened. Yeah, no shit, dude. Well, now I know what to do for his birthday. Right. Give him yours.

Bro, you can get it on the dark web. I'm sure Ari Maness could find one. I'm sure Nick knows where, you know. In two weeks, it's the birthday episode for you three. Oh, yeah. 18th? Oh, yeah, that's right. You're?

19. And I'm 29th. Well, we're Pisces, br that's right you're 19 and i'm 29th well we're pisces bros and you're and i'm keeping it real dude aries aries aries dude soar fire does aries soar what is aries a bird it's a ram i think well that's weird not sure honestly i don't know anything about that shit a ram could be a monkey for all i know you don't know anything about that shit. A ram. Could be a monkey for all I know. You don't know your sign? What it is? I don't. What is it, Nick? I know it. Ram.

Ram? Oh, it is? Okay. And what's the favorite sign right now, Chen? The best sign? The most popular sign? The scorpion one. The scorpion one's pretty poppin'.

Yield is a joke. Look, it's a sign. Oh. I like it. The Taurus is a bull. That's pretty lit. Yield is... Leo.

Leo is the thing. Oh, a lion. You're the lion. All right, kids. Love ya. Love ya. Subscribe to lit. Leo. Leo is the thing. Oh, a lion. You're the lion. All right, kids. Love you. Subscribe to Patreon. Yep. See you soon, Nashville.

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Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Tune in for the laughs. Theo said that he was on his way, but ran out of gas.

Stevie Weeby used to wrestle down at Pallway. Now he only pitting boys in the hallway. This ain't the greatest show on earth and what you call that? Eric Griffin with him. He the Nate Dogga podcast. Yeah, the whole crew sick. It's the king and the stink. What up, Chin?

What up, Nick? Stevie Weeby, Eric Griffin just walked in and got it lit. You can't forget about Brendan. He still need everything. We'll be right back. Cat's thing, ball and chain, hair swang like the rat king. King and the Sting, back with the crew. We got Stevie Weeby, Eric Griffin, Brendan Thiel too. Yeah, you know how we do it, so just tune in for the laughs. Theo said that he was on his way, but ran out of gas. King and the Sting. King and the Sting. King and the Sting. King and the Sting. King and the Sting. King and the Sting.