The Golden Hour - Episode 169: Shed Life

Episode Date: April 20, 2022

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And he found out I was a fighter, and he had tears in his eyes, and was telling me to stop fighting. Who? Casey Affleck. Wow. He was like, you don't need to do this, man. You have so much going for you. You're a smart kid. I see you around here.

Was he acting? He didn't know you. He must have been practicing for a role. Yep. Yeah, maybe. It must have been right before he did that Manchester by the Sea. And it worked. Yeah.

And it worked. It was doing Manchester by the Sea Minus Student. you ever met this guy oh i'm the dumb one you can't argue there's something about me you have no idea what you're saying gang gang buzz buzz let's hear what this beautiful freaking young lady we don't know what she is right here that's a lady all day hi guys hey guys it's jc and I have something a little bit different for you. I don't know if you've seen this trend going around on social media where girls are showing their guys different feminine hygiene products

and seeing if they know what they are. But I thought, let's see if you guys know what they are. So I sent Nick some pictures, and let's see how you do. What do we have to see? Love you. Feminine products. Let's see if you can identify. Gang gang, buzz buzz.

Isn't that an old trend? I thought that was an older one, no? Anyway. I think it's been around for a while, but it pops up every now and then.

It pops up, dude. Gang gang, baby. Buzz buzz. That's a fart. Collect your farts. What do you mean? That's obviously something you get

from the ice cream truck. Yeah, you put icing in it, right? Is it a nipple thing? Is it for Cinnabons? It's got to go on your nipple. Oh, is that a suction cup you put on your nipple, pregnant ladies put on your nipple?

Or is it one of those things you just spray up into your vajayjay? I thought it was one of those ice creams. Yeah. I don't know what the fuck that is, man. It's like whose line is it anyways with props? One of those ice creams. Pull up the ice cream truck menu, please. Obviously, you guys are rich and didn't have a truck coming to your neighborhood with a fucking illegal.

Yeah, Chris. I ate all this stuff from the truck, man. You ever had a snow cone? Yeah, but you got to deliver. They're not good. Yep. Said it. And I went back down.

I don't like to do it. I will agree with Chris here that snow cones are not good. Oh, you guys are bitching. Now, snow balls are great. But when you get the hard ice ones, that stuff's horrible. It's horrible. There you go. Look at that menu right there on the right. Right there, that big menu.

Nick, right there. What was on the right TV? That one. Oh, that's him. You're talking about the chocolate vanilla lovers? Yeah, that thing looks like one of those. It's a drumstick where I come from. The drumstick, far right.

There are dots on it. Don't say far right. Lotion candy. That thing looked like a damn beautiful little. I'll tell you this right now. You see Bugs Bunny and Sonic the Hedgehog? My kids, when I walk around the park, there's always Mexicans with their carts. I buy that Sonic the Hedgehog.

The thing looks like it has Down syndrome. It does not look like that. Especially when it starts melting. Oh, it's a fucking nightmare. I get my son Batman. His fucking whole face was blue. Yeah, it's blue. Oh, dude.

It dyes their fucking skin for three weeks. It's awful, yeah. And they don't look like that. Well. What is it, Nick? This thing. For your nipple? Is that off clip art?

What the fuck is that? Is that a nipple? Is that a long nipple? What is it? It's a menstrual. Let him tell you. It's a menstrual period cup, a silicone cup you have to boil

in hot water every month before using. You pinch it and shove it up the vagina and opens up around the cervix and catches the blood and you dump and repeat it. Come on.

I know this. This is about. What's wrong with a fucking tampon? It's for witches. I know witches do that. Wiccan. Look up Wiccan, Chin. Wiccan.

The Wiccan. Jamie. Nick, did you get off that clip art? What is that? She sent it in. She sent it in, bro. You don't listen?

It's not a real piece, is it? W-I-C-K-E-N, bubba. Thank you. Couple more. Unreal. Isn't it W-I-C-C-A-N? Oh. It's a thick boy donut.

No, that's your air filter, isn't it? That's a douche, no? You fucking wash your pussy with that? I don't have a pussy. You have one in the back. Yeah, but I'm not getting in there. Oh, well, then you have a dirty fucking back pussy? It's a butthole.

I think it is anyway. I don't know. I don't even go back there. Have you ever got touched on it and fucked on it and stuff? What? I'm saying

if it feels really good maybe it's a back pussy. What? I don't think it is. It's not. No one's ever even asked. No one's even asked that. What is this lady's problem

first of all? What I want to know and that thing is a freaking carburetor, dude. My dad used to have one. You have to take it out and spray WD-40 in it when your car won't start. How many times I gotta make this song? Ay, hold on, what is this? Now y'all wanna switch? Y'all just added Stevie and Eric And now y'all adding Chris? How's that gonna fit?

Wait, I get the gist I just probably have to slow it down And hit it like this It's the king, the wing, and the sting It's the wing, and the king, and the sting Hold on, wait a minute, let me think It's the king, and the sting, and the wing Let's go

King, and the sting, and the wing Br's go King and the Sting and the Wing Brought it full circle and put on the whole team Legendary trio, Britney, Chris and Theo, what you mean? You know it's the King and the Sting and the Wing