The Golden Hour - Episode 183: A Man Named Prancer

Episode Date: July 15, 2022

The guys talk Theo eating dinner with David Spade, running into Jelly Roll and punching Mike Perry, all new Trailer Park Hacks, buying skulls and skeletons, Elvis vs Barbie, armless MMA, the Tortilla Challenge, taking your girlfriend fishing, girls with shaved heads and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's hilarious. My girl would not play that game, by the way. Really? No. And those are corn or flour? That's a good point. It's from Erewhon. It's grain-free, but I think it actually has more weight.

It's paleo. Oh, wow. That's $200 worth of tortillas. It was $12. I wanted to go to Albertsons. My Uber driver missed the exit. He lost me $9. Why are you selling an Uber?

Fair point. I have a campaign problem. He's like, you just got to point her on, bitch. Why are you selling an Uber? Fair point. You ever met this guy? Oh, I'm the dumb one. You can't argue. There's something about me. You have no idea what you're saying. Gang, gang.

Buzz, buzz. Sure. I had some gay guy over there at the Starbucks today. He had a name, Prancer was his name when they called him the cup. Prancer? I was like, oh my gosh. They probably spelled it wrong. They're so bad at spelling it at Starbucks.

Yeah, but that's not the issue, I don't think. You think his name would be a Prancer? It's kind of lit. Yeah, I guess that's true, actually. Yeah, it's pretty good. Maybe it's his IG handle, though. Prancer? Yeah. I don't's true, actually. Yeah, it's pretty good. Maybe it's his IG handle, though. Prancer? Yeah. I don't know.

This guy rolled up on. Prancer the Prince. I mean, he definitely. Attractive fella? Oh, if you tickled this dude, some sparkle would come out of him. Some sweet load pop right out? Oh, this guy had really. Full tank?

I bet his sweat tastes like other men. What was his order? Huh? What was his order? I think it was like some kind of a coffee something. Yeah, some sort of. I feel like it was like an iced vanilla latte. Extra shot.

Dude, you need to chill. Wait, that's my order. I knew it. with oat milk yeah it's mark's the big ass prancer um yeah i think oh no he's it was like whipped it was like i think it was just triple whipped cream yeah just whipped cream yeah that makes sense there's a cup full of whipped cream. Yeah. Just whipped cream? Yeah. That makes sense. Just a cup full of whipped cream. Just a bendy cup of whipped cream. Yeah, yeah. Just the gayest drink in the world. You never know, man.

A lot of guys out there will stop by a Starbucks just to get, also, they're socializing. A lot of people don't have any socializing in Los Angeles, and so they will stop by there just to have a moment of socialization. Big time. And now I feel like you stopped by there and maybe chat with some friends. I mean, I see some people outside the window, but I don't. Well, you can definitely tell if a man is gay based off his drink order. Yeah.

You got any friends on those pumpkin spice lattes? They like the way their dick tastes. Oh, yeah. Pumpkin spice lattes for college girls and gays, man's facts dude no talk to somebody at starbucks dog no barista bro bro you don't even know you're an idiot what i'm saying is i don't know i'm an idiot and you don't know you're gay oh dude if i was gay bro i would be dating a lot of fucking men no i'm aware okay you're fighting it look and you're losing it's the third round it's 10 to 9 bubba well it's about 900 to 0 i've dated a lot of women okay but i'm just saying if i was gay dude i'd be the first person to know bro you know

and i'm not i even remember like they say if you're gay if you write i'm gay with your left hand then it'll be you or your opposite hand you'll be able to do it clear like oh it looks the same yeah and you can't do that my shit all right well that solves this thing the problem is my shit goes all over the page like this, which looks pretty gay. So, but yeah, man, that's like one of those old things. If you do this, you know, you write with your left hand and it's exactly how you write it with your right or whatever. That means true. It's like a Ouija board. Yeah, it's like you're your own.

You can be your own Ouija board, I guess. Oh, weird. Now, a little birdie told me, by a little birdie, I mean a little birdie i mean a huge birdie told me you were at dinner last night with mr spade oh yeah we went to get some food last night his birthday's in like a month so we went early you know he's getting older well you guys are busy too yeah anyway he's getting older so it's like he gets that early he wants to go early you guys went to a uh like a hollywood place what are we talking about? It's a Boa steakhouse. Well, see, that's my first answer. My ex-girlfriend used to work over there.

She was hot. Still is hot. And, yeah, what was over there? Oh, Jelly Roll was over there. Because he came straight from there to here. Yeah. I just saw your boy. What the hell is he doing?

Gotta love Jelly Roll, baby. Most Malone, they call him. Most Malone. I love seeing him, man. Malone Max. Yeah. Well, he just, I mean, you see Jelly Roll, he just, you know, you just damn love him. He's the fifth season, man.

Yeah, he's just a big hug. Oh, he looks like you could just fucking hide in him if the cops came. Yeah, no doubt. He looks like people are hiding in him and that the cops are looking for you just hide them under his yeah he does they're like uh have you seen so and so and you just hear an echo inside of jelly rolls like tell them no yeah dude jelly roll was on jimmy kimmel and he he wasn't complaining he's like i didn't know he's like when you go on you're hoping like the rock is on or kevin hart something like that he's like i can't tell you the names of the people that were on with

me man yeah you know you finally get there and he thought he was gonna have like you know spade or something like that he said he goes man i can't pronounce the names of these people who are on the illegal aliens probably that's kimmel man didn't jimmy kimmel he's the blaze the blackface guy right yeah he did car Malone back in the day, and then he wants to try and cancel everybody and get all woke. Yeah, dude, wasn't he the man show dude who was bouncing titties around, fucking using that as his whole thing? Yeah, man.

Jesus Christ. What a fucking fraud. Even if he was in whiteface imitating Karl Malone, that guy impregnated a 13-year-old girl. Karl Malone did? Yeah, the mailman. No one talks about that. Yeah, he delivers mail early, catch my drift. 13-year-old girl. Carmelone did? Yeah. The mailman. No one talks about him. Yeah.

He delivers mail early. Catch my drift. Oh. He, Carmelone. He has a child with a 13-year-old? Yeah. Might be 14, but it was incredibly young. Yeah, she was 14, right?

And then- But how old was he, though? 20-something? Over 18. Yeah, because then he went to college. They had another kid in college, and then that son doesn't talk to him because he wasn't around, but he's a baller. I think he played for Georgia football.

Karl Malone just making deliveries, man. Malone, baby. We're Malone heavy into this. That's awesome, though. Jelly Roll? What part? Yeah, Jelly Roll. Jelly Roll blowing up, man man he's doing good man mainstream

yeah i think he was just probably excited to go do it you know i i don't what did he say he said yeah they had fun bunny was with him you know yeah his girl his lady bunny and she really she's easy on the eyes dude i bet she's easy on the hands too she's got them tits on her she's got two of the coolest tits i think first team wall tits yeah and she crushes on only fans yeah i don't know what kind of stuff they're doing sure you don't i've never seen it man everybody knows you have accounts, dude. You have sub-accounts. You have other accounts.

Bobby has accounts in your name. We all know you have fucking accounts on there. Okay. Whatever the fuck you guys have going on. Whatever you guys have going on is fucking retarded. I know that. Jesus Christ. It's like the shittiest game of clue

you and bobby and kalilah are in the shittiest game of clue this game sucks yeah dude oh yeah she is the looker though yeah both of them are really cute actually i said this jelly rolls handsome guys and he's just so lovable. You just damn love him. Oh yeah, you can't help but love him. God, get her off the screen. Jesus Christ, Steve. Straight path.

See what this guy has to say? Yeah, here comes the guy who fucking set up the email account probably. What up? King, the sting in the wing. Woo, woo, woo, woo. Just wanted to give a shout out, Trailer Park Hacks. So, we were boxing up stuff, getting ready to move. Our mixer is in storage.

So, we busted out the mixer, blackened decker, Eggbeater. Go get some. Things are getting tense. Yeah, the black is doing most of the beating, I bet. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz, soar. What if he just drinks that? Woo, woo, woo, woo. Oh, is he in? Woo, woo, woo, woo.

Oh, there he goes. Oh, Scramble Daddy? Trailer Park Scramble there. That guy's a good guy. Yeah, I don't know. He's lying about them moving, though. I don't think they own one. I don't see anything boxed up, my man.

Place looks like a pigsty. It is cluttered. Is it? Yeah, I mean, there's shit everywhere, man. It's BLM, dude. They're all doing this kind of shit. I mean, so he's using a fucking electric drill to mix up the eggs? For the whiskey.

A little spoon to get it done, daddy. I mean, those eggs are easy. Don't be such a pussy, dude. I think that this guy's a great guy. I think this dude could easily be like a mechanic or do something fun like that it's obviously can take care of his family he's not going to be have his son see him beating an egg with a spoon like some pussy i don't know if i didn't see any kids man but that place is sanitary you said use a spoon dude dude just like this what just like this a spoon yeah they're eggs

bro prancer over here ordered this morning. I'll tell you that, bro. Prancer is still ordering, dude. A pumpkin spice latte? Brendan, you can't use a spoon to beat eggs, dude. That's why. You think you need a power tool, though? You'd still be in the UFC if you didn't use a spoon to beat eggs.

Dude, do you think you need a power tool, though? Do you think maybe you should hit the gym if you need a power tool and mix three eggs? Okay, that's fair. Yeah, I agree. Yeah yeah you don't need to bring in electricity to do it okay i agree yeah this dude i don't know if you need to do a cycle of death that they fucking spin your eggs deal you know i agree this dude's cutting corners with a fucking hacksaw but i don't know if a spoon is the way to beat an egg dude that is a mating call for gay men chin looks like uses a whisk just like in your whisk kitchen hey chris let's take a little break yeah dude the boys i was getting tired i want to talk to you something about blue nile.com oh yeah

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That's hilarious. They have everything. Fine jewelry, diamond jewelry, little cocktail rings, gemstone necklaces for your mans or your girl. What? Yeah. Both. Dude, they sent my girl some rings, man.

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CATS. That's that real fucking chef. You still seeing your girlfriend, Jen? You want me to answer it? Can I answer Jen? You can answer. No,

really? Yeah. They broke up. Yeah. It sucks. Recently. A few months ago, three months ago.

Wow. Single ready to mingle. Tinder. She was, she was a very close friend before we dated. So it's kind of a, it's an awkward. Are you guys still friends or not right now? I'm gonna be friends right now you can't later yeah later she's living the life though thanks i didn't know man why'd you bring it up just curious i was just he said chin i looked over at chin i'm like what do i know about

chin that's going on with him yeah oh his girlfriend i remember the fishing girl yeah fishing girl and did you guys so i was like oh how's your girlfriend doing i appreciate that then yeah the chins were getting out man he went to the jelly roll concert yeah solo having fun i saw you in browser over there yeah dude it was amazing dude i was telling you guys he's like a superstar what no i know it's what from my say. He's good, man. He's so good. And the fucking guy that he introduced me to, what's his name? Dude, Teddy Swims. Do you know him?

Incredible singer. Do you know him? Yeah. I've never seen him before. He went viral for a bunch of songs. Jelly showed me last night. Holy shit. He was there last night?

He was at Jelly's concert. He was at the green room with us, all of us. Was he singing in the green room? No, but we wanted him to, dude. God. Dog, he is talented. Yeah. Yeah, Teddy's good man you know

after seeing all these guys blow up like this still we need some face tats dude and let's put on some weight little face tats grow some beards i've got so many problems you don't need to add that to the plate yeah the last thing i would need is that dude i think for me you should get it though get something dude i might get some on my you're considering all right yeah it does look cool give your wife another reason to be pissed brendan hey when you go with a misspelled word on your head it'd be sad unbelievable it's just vroom you get something like that fucking emojis jesus christ and what is this guy doing speaking of bears this could be anybody.

Is this a filter? It looks like a filter. That's Eric Griffin probably trying to get more money. That's the new Bank of America filter. He's actually got a business opportunity for Theo. I know. This is Cody from Phoenix. And I guess this is a king in our sting it for Theo.

Human skulls. Theo talked about an opportunity that he had to purchase a human skull and buy a candle instead. A few weeks ago, I was out to eat at a restaurant in Phoenix. After the restaurant, we went into a little novelty store next door. And lo and behold, you can purchase human skulls from this store. They have a human body. You can purchase the entire skeleton. So king in our sting it, human skulls from this store they have a human body you can purchase the entire skeleton so king interesting at human skulls theo here's your chance to redeem yourself

six getting buzz buzz sore where's authentic at is that in the maldives i mean that's thanks arizona is it legal to sell all this shit who gives a fuck dude it's biden times dude yeah you're right inflation what's going on dude skull sick grand thanks buying for inflation also my boy marcus searched the dark web for you finding a nice human skull for really 200 bucks ain't that right mark you've shown for 200 on there oh we'll find them you want a high quality one but if you if you want to go maybe something like $80, $90. Oh yeah, that's what I want.

I want one that still smells like downtown, you know? We definitely make that happen. Yeah, I was wondering, do you get any vertebrae with them? With the skeleton? Yeah, how much are some ribs? I want my nice little rib cage. Yeah, if you get it all together, you get a discount,

but the vertebrae is $30 I've seen and individual ribs and individual ribs are 15 to 20 depending on the size of the person who wants one rib yeah no i need a i need a full rack give me a slab human slab i don't know you know there's some pervy little gay dude out there just putting one rib in his butt yeah you're right they make it almost impossible not to get the full skeleton three grand for the skull six grand for the the full thing you know i know theo's gay because i can't get that tailbone dude i'm not being with no skeleton man dude six g's though it's authentic fuck that can't be legal here's family member signed off like, yeah, put in the pawn shop? I would for six Gs. Otherwise, you got to pay to bury it.

You keep it above ground and bend it to someone. Make a little hustle. It's six grand for a skeleton. Does that even look like it matters if you have all the parts or not? It can't be legal. They have tape on the ribs yeah why is it orange huh well that's like well how's the thing gonna stay up man that's the the privilege i'm not sure let's zoom in on that a little bit can we see uh i don't want the one with the the fucking ski mask on it

that one's got a little bit of skeet on the front huh that one the teeth are all fucked up. I'd negotiate a better deal. Yeah, why is it? It could be they could have done a candle thing. Yeah, the orange. It's just to hold it together, man, so you get the look. Come on.

I don't know. That could be fat or something. I don't know how your ribs hold like. It's that cartilage, man. Are you sure? Are you guessing? I'm sure. You ever torn a rib a broken rib

takes forever to heal the blood flow through there i never torn a rib because my ribs aren't made out of fabric i mean you can tear the solid bone you can tear it huh that holds it like between the ribs you can tear that daddy's torn that takes forever daddy has my father died when i was 16 i'm sure he tore his ribs as well at his age what's this gentleman tear his eyes out if he knew we were on this show what's going on guys got a debate club for you what do you want to see more that elvis hitter or that barbie quitter personally i would love to see Elvis the Pelvis, the king of rock and roll himself, rather than some blonde bimbo Barbie. That's just what I think. What do you guys think?

Gang gang, buzz buzz, soar. Barbie's for chicks, oh yeah? So I got to go do do do do barbie's for chicks dude unless you're a straight man then you like chicks i like barbie you're gonna go to barbie wait who's barbie's that was margot robbie all right but the elvis stuff's cool why are we some weird shit i'd whistle for those tits from the back all the time. I see those tits. Yeah, because Barbie had titties, but then when it comes to the privates,

especially on Ken, the Ken doll, it was just smooth. Well, they got Gosling. That kind of makes sense. He doesn't seem like he has a dick on him. Oh, wow. You're not a Gosling fan, huh? I'm a fan, but he doesn't seem like a dude. Imagine his dick.

Fair point. Hard to do. Yep, hard to do. This is a real movie? Boy, he got jacked. He got shred city. But he's also, how tall is he? He's a small man.

He is small. Margot Robbie, I've seen in person. Jesus Christ. She doesn't look like the same species. She's hot? Oh, my God. Distractingly. I thought it was a unicorn, i don't know i don't know if i believe what you're saying i'm saying her and kate beckinsale only people i didn't think were human when i saw them in person really yeah

beckinsale's banged like half of the comedians you know wow that's hot she does she loves she loves young comedians. She does Pete Davidson. I can't name other ones. I was going to say, yeah, I know Pete other than that. Oh, no, Rife. Yeah. Yeah, I think who else? Some other guys.

I was too old to ever get a chance at it. Yeah, we're too old, man. We need some straight, yeah. It's like that Kevin Spacey shit. I wasn't too old to get molested, though, as a child. It's got dark. It's got dark it's got dark it started dark dude yeah first team all dark man uh elvis i heard is really really great i just heard it's like kind of more like a musical than a movie have you guys seen either one i haven't seen either one i don't think either one out yet i just saw elvis last night did you enjoy it uh yeah but there was like was way too long. It was two hours and 38 minutes because there was so much music.

For buyout, though, you need that. But are you an Elvis fan? I mean, I don't know a ton about him, but yeah, he's good. And it was cool. I think he did a really good job. They started to play videos at the end of Elvis. Like real videos? Yeah, at that point, I was like, oh, shit, what am I watching?

You don't realize how big of a like he was massive back in the day what's interesting about him too is his manager uh there's a story on his manager who royally fucked elvis that's what the movie's about yeah oh oh i'm sorry the movie is the book on his managers fucking him do they talk about how because in the book they talk about how the manager didn't have a passport you know did illegal shit or whatever i think he was German, but he couldn't leave the state because he couldn't get back in. So Elvis got these crazy international offers, like tour and build his brand.

But he was like, no, that's not good for you because he couldn't go. He's like, why don't you stay in Vegas? And everybody knows, like, Elvis hated Vegas and wanted to, like, if he was in one spot, he started doing drugs. Oh, yeah. So they were saying a lot of his drug abuse

started in Vegas because he hated being there all the time. spot, he started doing drugs. Oh yeah. So they were saying a lot of his drug abuse started in Vegas. Cause he hated being there all the time. Like doing shows nonstop. They're like, if he just had a different manager, probably still would have died. But you know, it should happen.

Doug, I couldn't, I wasn't listening to what you're saying, but I'll say this dude. I think that this, uh, I think that I did hear this and I was listening to what you're saying. I'm sorry.

It's okay. But I did hear this. I was telling that story for a reason because, you know, you know, you know. What is it? You know, I'm just trying to say, like, you know, the managers can take advantage of people. Oh, yeah. You got to be smart, man. Yeah, yeah.

And if you're in one place, you can start doing drugs. Yeah, yeah. That was a lot of. Yeah. yeah and if you're in one place you could start doing drugs i was hoping that story was just for you dude no everybody else in the room was good i don't have a manager and i did drugs so i can't relate to that guy i can't relate to this guy being misled by someone else when he has his good old-fashioned self to fuck himself up no one's getting 50 of theo's fuck-ups but i will say this they said that like six things that happened in that movie didn't even really happen in real life that they fabricated so much of it so that's so

bizarre yeah it's a movie though that was the first thing i did when i got out of it i was like like fact-checked it and there's this yahoo article and like i love doing that it was just all embellished and stuff like like he signed a contract with that manager and in the movie they were atop a ferris wheel that the guy made stop and like that's the kind of shit they made up but like i mean the whole shit about the manager that was in the book that was there and it was good and i didn't know did they show his funeral like even at the funeral the manager was trying to wheel and deal other shit because even though he's dead he's trying to get more money out of the family they said he made some crazy like a 200 million dollars off elvis

yeah might have been 600 million something's crazy yeah and he was in debt to whatever the international hotel which elvis had the residency and that's why he signed pushed him there yeah pushed him because his debt he's like i'll bring you elvis he was just a piece of shit man man. Who was the guy? Let's bring him up. But that stuff with the embellishment of the movies, it's like Blindside. Remember the poor black kid in the Sandra

Bullock takes him under her wing and gets drafted in the fucking NFL? He hates that movie. He's like, it was nothing like my life, man. That's what the black guy said? Yeah. What's his name? That's in there. He looks shady. what the black guy said? Yeah. What's his name? That's in there. He looks shady. Tom Hanks played it?

Yeah. Wow. Oh, wow. Elvis is a looker, huh? You ever see him fresh off the Army, Reserves? Man, looker. You just look at that guy, he's going to make so much money.

I mean, people don't look like him, man. Nuts. What do you mean people don't? What are you looking at, men? Yeah, hell yeah, I'm looking at men. Look at chicks, dude. They are you looking at men yeah hell yeah i'm looking at men look at chicks dude they're better looking no look at him dude look that guy gets off the fucking boat you're like holy shit dude let's head to hollywood my man not like that manager had a talent how tall was elvis oh good question is this could change i know when he died he was like 300

pounds six foot perfect you dude he would snap that dick, though. Great height. Johnny Cash was 6'2"? I didn't know that. I thought he was shorter. I'm more of an Elvis fan than I am Johnny Cash. Johnny Cash was a... I think he had a little bit more Satan in him.

Oh, he had all the darkness in him. Wow, Willie Nelson's a small ball, huh? He shortstop. Willie Nelson looks like he smells. All right, what's this guy want, Nick? Yo, Theo, Brendan, Chris, Eric, what's happening? Zach Barrett coming at you from West Palm Beach, Florida. I got a little debate club for you boys today.

I was down the rabbit hole last night, pretty deep on YouTube, and came across a couple weird MMA fights. Wanted to get your take on them. One was between two guys, neither of which had any arms, so a ton of kicks being thrown the entire time. And the other was actually a grandfather and his grandson against a heavier Russian woman fighter. fighter um so like to get your take on that which you'd rather buy the pay-per-view for uh gang gang buzz buzz sore now i'd assume

these fights are either in russia or it's a rough and rowdy by the barstool boys yeah they were definitely overseas the russians do some shit. They'll do medieval times. They'll be in full fucking armor, stabbing each other and shit. You ever seen these black Russians that they just came out with? No. Scary. Russian and black. Dude, game over.

It's a wrap. Yeah. It's a wrap, dude. Dude, your boy Mike Perry is one loss away from fucking fighting some fat Russians. I'll say this. Mike Perry is going to beat that fucking fighting some fat Russian. I'll say this. Mike Perry is going to beat that guy's ass. Michael Venn and Page? Yeah.

You want to bet on it? Michael Venn and Page says that sneaky cat punch, dude. Yeah, yeah. You want to bet on it? Michael Perry is going to find some way to beat that. No doubt. You want to bet on it? I don't know if he can knock out Mike.

I don't know if he can knock out Michael Perry, though. With that little cat. Look, it's a little cat. No, I know. He's so so easy to figure out if you want to bet you let me know my man and you just have him on the show so you're high and right listen i love mike perry i don't know who the fuck i'll bet on this is brennan's brain cells wait no i'm up with the idea right here i'll bet this is insane this is is Theo's elementary school. Yeah, that's good. That's true, dude.

That motherfucker, bro. He should choke us out. That one guy's titting out a little, huh? Yeah, looks like he has some gyno a little bit. I love how the one dude has a Nicorette patch on his back. What the fuck? You don't have any arms. That shit's straight to the heart, bro. Is the deal no takedowns?

No signal, dude. Look, yeah, this is your idea. And then this is a grandpa and a grandson. Oh, my. That's the grandpa? Yeah, it is. There's Yulia Mishko. That guy's 75.

Oh, wow. His 18-year-old son. He's fucking up hold this bitch is well look at the grandpa dude the grandpa is 75

bro dude the grandpa's out of his mind oh none of them can fight dude this Russian girl is beating their ass it's Ben Askren

versus the Island Boys god damn what would I rather watch listen even after 20 seconds the guys with no arms they got pretty boring because they're not very good at kicking either I'd rather watch this this old Russian hag beat up this weird Takashi 69 it seems staged to me though didn't it seem staged a little bit little bit yeah yeah like the guy's hair just seemed like too much, and he's like... Yeah. And the ice fell down.

He's kind of backpedaling from the start. She seems like she can kind of fight, and they just are complete morons. They look like they took this fight for ketamine. You know what I'm saying? Like they're just... Yeah, definitely. This looks like a K-hole somebody went down. That's exactly what...

I don't want to watch either of these dumbasses. That's the name of the organization. K-hole. K-hole fighting. Hey, where is this? Florida RVs? Oh, that's what's-her-name, dude. I met at dinner one time.

Chanel West Coast. What the fuck? I was like, what's she talking about? You met Chanel West Coast? No, she looks like Kate Upton. She does? Yeah, dude. Dang.

And I am up a ton. Yeah, I like that, Brendan. Where's Brant's at, dude? Hi, guys. My name is Caitlin. I'm from a fairly small town called Covington, Georgia. You have probably never heard of it. Yes, I have.

That's where they filmed In the Heat of the Night. I have heard you guys talk about in the heat of the night a few times on the podcast. And that was actually filmed in my hometown. And that's like the only cool thing to ever really happen there. But I do have, I guess maybe it could be like a debate club. It's more like a question. But let me preface it with a little backstory. I went to Theo's show in Augusta a couple weeks ago. That was a good one. And while I was there, this guy approached me. And while I was there, this guy approached me. Oh, yeah. And before even saying anything, well, I do have, like, a big tattoo on my arm,

so that's kind of important to the story. But before even saying, like, introducing himself, he just starts blurting out questions about my tattoo. What does it mean? How long did it take? How much did it cost? But nine times out of ten, when a guy approaches me in public, that is the line he uses. So i guess my question for you guys is when you were approaching a woman out in public or you're

trying to pick up a woman how how we're all doing it what were you saying and what we're all thinking i'm not using cheesy pickup lines like it's the 90s she talked to him like it's goddamn human but her her tattoo must be a real eye catcher. Someone's just coming up and like, man, sweet ink. That's the, you know, the guy who's probably on Academy at Theo's show fucking goes up, sees her tat. He's probably staring at it, you know? So he just started blurting out about her ink. It could have been me.

That's what I'm thinking. I have an elephant in the room. It sounds like it was Theo. Yeah, dude. It could have been me, man. You wouldn't shut up about some guy named Prancer all night? I mean, I think, look, a couple things. One, that this girl seems like a beautiful girl.

Mm-hmm. And that I could. Southern belle. Oh, yeah. I could easily see she's got some real look like dandelions or ukulele. Not ukuleles. Ukuleles. But what are those called, Chen? Eucalyptus. Huh? Euc ukulele. Not ukuleles. But what are those called?

Eucalyptus. Huh? Eucalyptus. No. All right. No flowers. You owe gladioles maybe. Pull up a gladiole if we can.

Those are daisies actually. Mongolias. But she's got that real wagon, bro. Yeah, she looks like she's got a wagon. Yeah. She's got that. She's got that cracker bill. She's got that nippled frickin'

biscuits in the gravy, am I right? Damn, she's got that little monkey hanging out right there. Beautiful lady. She's like a good lady. Oh, those are gladiolus? Yeah. I don't see any of those on there, but there's some dandy lines. I was just in, uh,

I was just somewhere. Um, this lady seemed like a great woman what does it say she went to college she was at the comedy show king you're staying at college uh what's a good line the tattoo thing look i definitely fall into the guy that comes up with the lamest lines i think think, except for one time, dude. I had a really good one, but the girl didn't like it, but it was still good. What was it? Do you remember?

She, oh, this girl got on an elevator, this cute girl. And I'd been seeing her downstairs in the lobby of this hotel. And I was like, oh man, if I see her again, I'm going to say something, right? And so she got in the elevator and there was some dude was in there, right and so she got in the elevator and there was some dude was in there right some guy was in the elevator he was listening to the podcast when i got in the elevator he's like no fucking way it's like a prank show or something and i was like what's

what's up and he's like oh i'm listening to your podcast right now i was like oh man that's crazy wow and then the elevator stops and this girl gets on and uh we're like what did you say you were listening to over there well the dude was still like hey man yeah i'm a big fan or whatever so this girl's overhearing it right so it made me feel like excited at least like yeah that this kid cared he's a nice kid seemed like a decent kid pretty tall and then uh i she i said what are you here for and she's like i'm here for a wedding and um i was like do you need a uh plus one uh yeah you need a date for it aggressive pepper sprayed you that's dope yeah yeah aggressive but how'd that go and she goes no i'm good no i don't need one you know and then i got off and uh and that's when the kid, oh, do you know who that guy was?

And as the elevator doors, you could see, I saw this look in her eyes. Like, oh. She fucked up. No, it was a look that she made the right decision. And you were like this. That's what it was. You were like this. Okay.

Yeah, my whole body was getting skinnier as the doors were closing just so she could see me that's not creepy at all you're just there waiting no but i had this look in her eyes and i knew for the couple floors that that thing went down that she knew in her head that she'd made the right decision or really fucked up made the wrong decision no there's no doubt she made the right decision i was with bradley martin he's filming something with some dime piece girl in her hair she was short but her hair was the longest hair you've ever seen it was literally down to her ankles so they're you know everyone's getting water or something i'm working out and i just went you have long hair oh what she turns around no dude she turns around what i go you uh your hair is crazy long she goes yeah no i was

like that's all i got she's like have a good day i was like yeah okay you know what i'm talking about yeah she's like you have long marriage your marriage is crazy you have a big nose thank you thank you thank you have a good day oh that's that dude uh talking to girls is always the hardest thing to do something like the humans i talked to some girl out front here about therapy for an hour it was just she was thought she's like hey you all right boy i was like i'm fine why she's like you know i just i can feel i'm like see a therapist and then she was like yeah and then dude was therapy talk for an hour you're like you know oh that's mole yeah that's your whole probably me out there dude it was you yeah and you're the one

with the long hair. Here I am right here actually sending in a question about a year from now. Someone actually said this was Chris in the future. It's a cat in the wild. That's good. Basically, it could be any one of us. Shut the fuck up, bitch. Oh, wow.

Great teeth. With respect. Oh. Gang, gang gang motherfucker that's all brought but that was it I don't know what yeah mr. arca-palejo yeah the person's only point was that look like Chris in the future But it also looks like Theo and they say gang gang. Yeah, I think that's a good mix right there. Seems like this guy. Yeah.

Could be Italian or Quidditch. Could have a long fucking track record. What do you mean? You know what I mean? This guy looks safe. I don't feel safe. Yeah, that guy seems like a... But I don't know.

Once you kind of start to... I mean, that guy looks like his wife just... I don't know. It looks like his wife's in a fridge. Yeah. Yeah, I feel bad. Yeah, me too. But yeah, it looks like his wife is basically leftovers.

Yes. Yo, what's up? Brandon, Chris, Theo, Nick, Eric. Can't forget you. He won't let you. King or sting it for you. Logging. Oh, yeah.

Currently destroying our environment one forest at a time. That's what everyone else thinks anyways. Just trying to make a dollar in this terrible economy, as people say. Preach. What are your thoughts? There's not a lot of that going on where y'all are. Who knows if you've ever seen a logging operation. Thoughts, I mean.

But I'm curious to know what y'all think. Brendan, thank you for the addiction and my wife's pissed but either way gang gang buzz buzz sore welcome to the fam son doing that yeah man just taking down trees this guy's a great guy i think man obviously he's out there logging here's the thing people some there are people right now sitting in a building made out of wood complaining about wood bro yeah man logging though dude this man needs to watch fern going that's how this ends really yeah dude what avatar the entire thing they're trying to take down the trees doesn't end well but look i mean

i think if we could make a fake wood that we could build houses out of we wouldn't need trees we can we easily can't yeah there's all that shit well then why are they still doing it have you ever seen the huh why are they still doing it money has to be a money play right you think real wood i don't know have you ever seen those the the crazy uh environmentalist people that uh chain themselves to the trees that what themselves to change they literally chain themselves to the trees so they can't cut it and all they do is cut around them so there's just one tree or they cut their arms off and those guys end up fighting. Yeah.

Yeah, it could be what those guys, they're fighting each other. What are they doing with wood still, Chen? Bring up real wood. Or wood uses, common wood uses today. Okay. But... He's one of the common uses, bamboo bamboo flax hemp bamboo tough as shit there's a hundred tree species that's why i see pandas just chewing all the fucking time

the tough meat well tree meat why are why are we using wood if we don't need it? There you go. Fuel. Okay. Pulp wood. Construction. Furniture. Other. Art. Sports and recreational equipment. I do like a nice wood fire myself. Also, we have fake meat now. But I haven't seen a lot of fake wood.

Have you guys? You can buy fake wood floors like they're way cheaper and they're actually better you're saying for the look of it yeah you're saying like it's cheaper so okay so if they have fake wood then i think we got to start using more fake wood. A lot of houses are. I mean, think about it. They made new gas stations illegal in California.

So it's going to be, you know, we're going electric here. It's going to be fake wood. Yeah, wait until people start getting electrocuted while they're driving. Yeah, dude. Think about it. Oh, dude. I got electrocuted. Fake wood, fake meat, fake tits.

That's California in a nutshell. Fake wood, fake meat, fake tits. That's California in a nutshell. Fake wood, fake meat, fake tits. So you want an alternative. You say sting it. Logging. Look, dude, I think logging is good. Look, I'll tell you, it depends on what's going on. I'll tell you this.

You can log that tree that's outside of my apartment where all those birds are always chirping every morning. Waking you up. When I'm trying to recover from being high on cocaine. Okay? Those shit-ricking. God damn it. Those coke birds. Bro, I swear to God, my cocaine dealer dropped off two birds in my yard every time he fucking came by.

He's always going to keep you up all night. Like this piece of shit. Bro, it would be unbelievable. The guy had two, I swear he had two warblers out there, bro. And maybe a knife. Maybe put in just some exotic bird, like two fucking toucans. Like, no, toucans in fucking LA. What is this?

What is this guy? I think with the tree logging, too, it's getting dicey in Brazil and shit because they're tearing down the Amazon and stuff like that. In the States, it's a little different. But elsewhere, it gets a little dicey. When you start tearing down fucking the Amazon, we got problems. You think? I'm not disagreeing with you. Look, I think we need as much nature as we can get.

The thing is, though, some of these places, some people bought land a long time ago and put forests on it to cut the forest down so it's basically like somebody doing a crop of something right i think there's a difference if you're just rolling out through a national park that's what i'm saying right that's insane if you're just running through a national park at night with a chainsaw that guy's out of his yeah if you're on molly cutting down trees and joshua tree you got a fucking problem man naked yeah be fun though huh i mean anyway no i don't want to be naked around a fucking chainsaw dude it's one of my biggest fears because i did chainsawing with a guy big uh ronnie and he had a mental disability and we're just about to start cutting the wood out there. And he lined it up on my leg, bro. As a joke?

No. And I was like, oh my God, Ronnie. I was like, that's my leg, man. That ain't a log, Ronnie. My bad, man. Lake is in seven. Lake is in seven. That's what we say all day.

He called me cat daddy all the time and said, Lake is in seven. I love this guy. Let's get him as a third guy on the show. Ronnie was good, bro. Ronnie would be good, man. I don't know if he's still alive or not. Probably not. He had some of those issues.

He's still playing with fucking chainsaws and cocaine. Oh, no. Yeah. It's a bad combo. Haven't you ever seen Scarface? He and I shouldn't have been working together. He was a good worker. He just needed severe instructions.

Probably not trustworthy, huh? He probably needed severe instructions, but also probably should be handling the chainsaw. We were working for $4 an hour. Well, he said, do you want me to do this saw? And I said, yes. And that's where I messed up. Yeah, you should have taken control. Yeah.

The second I knew, I saw him with it. I was like, this isn't good. Just put it on your leg. Oh, yeah. He's the second I knew, I saw him with it. I was like, this isn't good. He's put on your leg. Oh, yeah. He's the kind of guy that would beat eggs with a spoon. He's probably trying to shave some fucking slices off that ass. But he would win, though. He was a strong guy.

His name was Big Black Guy? Yeah. Yeah. Ronnie, I think, was his name. Call him Cat Daddy? Oh, yeah. Cat Daddy. Cat Daddy.

Cat Daddy. That's all he would say all day. Legos and seven, Cat Daddy. It'd be. Cat Daddy. Cat Daddy. Cat Daddy. That's all he would say all day. Legos and seven. Cat Daddy. It'd be fun to have him and Eric sitting over there. Yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. He's way blacker than Eric.

Yeah. This guy's one of our favorite submitters. He's got the King of the Steelers. It's like his third or fourth submission, right? Yeah. This guy looks like if the guy from The Mask got totally better. Yeah. If the guy from The Mask came to L.A. for a face job. And it looked great.

Cocky Dennis. Yeah. What up, King of Sting? It is Noah from Nashville. I have got a King It or Sting It for your bitch ass. The Tortilla Challenge. It uh going around on tiktok right now it's basically you and your hoes uh slap each other around with some tortillas and you try not to laugh try not to chuckle it up and i'd like to see if you bitches can do it

and uh i want to see you put some money on it, stop being so cheap, and do some real shit for once. Yeah, fair point. And, yeah, let's see what's up. Let's get some chainsaws and tortillas in this thing. Sing it up. I do like his demeanor, dude. This is the... You have to put water or something in your mouth.

Yeah, he didn't talk about the part where you have to put... Yeah. You just slap them with a fucking fresh tortilla? With water in your mouth and the first person to spit it out loses. Oh, that'd be fun as fuck. Dude, he just slapped the shit out of his girl. I think you guys should put $1,000 on it. I'm down.

Me, Theo, and Chris. Here we go. Dude, this would be hilarious. We have tortillas. What? I'm out. I've got enough issues at the moment. Shannon, Brendan?

Well, I think we ought to do it in threes. I think you need a squad to really do it. That's what I'm saying. We need a squad. It can't be just me, Chin, Mark, and Nick. Maybe do we film it after the episode? Just put it at the end? Put it in?

I would do that. That's hilarious. My girl will not play that game, by the way. Really? No. And those are corn or flour? That's a good point. It's from Erewhon.

It's grain-free. But I think it actually has more weight it's paleo oh wow that's 200 worth of it was 12 my i wanted to go to elbertson's my uber driver missed the exit he fucked me he lost me nine dollars are you selling an uber he's like hey can you take me to Volkanovski and under two and a half pounds I like I like uber. I work on the way here. I'm always... Whatever you tell yourself. Dude, also, my girl's Mexican.

They fucking worship tortillas. She's not going to make a joke out of it. She would throw you out of the house for these. For those weird hemp tortillas you brought? They're heavy as fuck, though. We need to get some more blacks on this show. You got Eric. Oh, yeah.

Like I said. Okay. Who's blacker, you think, Chin or Eric? Chin was in a gang. I was never in a gang. He keeps denying you.

You were, dude. I was around gay members. He was algebra three, but still. I would say I'm probably more black than Eric. eric wow dude we need to have eric didn't even dance at chris's wedding he did a slow dance while i was like hey man i hear the music and eric married white too and and she's she's tall have you met his girl i just

met her for the first time at chris rachel dude beautiful lady You missed the wedding, huh? Huh? You missed the wedding? Yeah, I couldn't go you miss Bobby Lee's and Chris's right? I didn't get invited all of them You got invited to Chris's though. I Don't know which ones I got invited to yeah, but it kisses. Huh? Yeah, yeah Yeah Much rough it or not you did I did. Yeah you do i'm not sure if you did or not you did i did yeah you did it was a fun time get that hitter baby gang baby theo brandon chris eric if you're there i didn't forget about you um my name is ray ray brandon chris and eric all in one i was just gonna say this guy for y'all it's my vibe bring in your

girlfriend fishing a lot of guys don't like to do it but I do it that's my girlfriend down there well it didn't work out for chin selling a good old time probably playing with rocks and so let me know what you guys think can get her sting it bringing your girlfriend fishing Gang gang Buzz buzz Soar Whoa whoa whoa Whoa Yeah yeah yeah yeah

I'll tell you right now I like that If you're gonna go fishing You need to have a girl like Hannah Barron Yeah Hannah Barron Hannah Barron

Dude She gets fucking elbow deep In those catfish No she's not She's not married She married a catfish maybe She ain't married no human though Yeah Hannah Barron's beautiful man I think I'll go fishing with her no she's not she's not married she married a catfish maybe she ain't made no human though

yeah hannah barron's beautiful man i think i'll go fishing with her but she'll be under water the whole time it's true that's true i'm up for time with catfish that arm your elbow deep girl i'll deep soak the shoulder oh brendan get all muddy girl all muddy. Oh, I'm covered in mud, Hannah. We got a large latte for Prancer. Brendan comes up in high heels. We got a venti whipped cream only for Prancer. Oh, yeah. She got stuck. She was landlocked on National Catfish Day, she couldn't cat if she can go those catfish or fucking so in 25th with

Hey y'all, I'm Hannah Baron today is June 25th Which is National Catfish Day and I can't be out on the water today because I got two of my really good friends that are getting Married today somebody go start getting ready for that But it is National Catfish Day, I wanted to come on here and say that if y'all have seen my pictures and videos from this year, you probably noticed that instead of my usual...

I don't know. The catfish are lucky. I think she has a boyfriend now, though. Yeah, she came to Nashville with that boyfriend. I don't know if they're still together, though. Nice gentleman, though. He was a good guy. It's crazy we had Hannah Barron and Jelly Roll in the studio at the same time oh when we're in nashville yeah yeah i forgot about that yeah

that was uh on thanksgiving and then jelly on finding the kid last night told it we had a podcast at fucking 10 p.m but he told us right after your house because he brought his brother to the to the studio scott boy scott he brought scott and i was like oh is your brother a good guy he's a good guy man boba did some time and he goes man after we did the podcast you and theo on thanksgiving my brother got all drunk around the family on thanksgiving took it jumped on the table took his dick out and pissed on the turkey oh and then apparently his video he's gonna send us he was supposed to send us didn't send it. Did y'all wait up for it or not? I was hoping for it. I woke up at 7 a.m., texted him, yo, man, what that dick do? Damn, boy.

I don't want to see no dick but my own dick. That's my big rule. Oh, I want to see that Nashville big boy piss on that turkey, man. You weird, man. Dude, I remember when I was young, I wrote, I don't want to see no dick but my own dick. Did you write with your left hand? Huh? So I know you're gay.

Yeah, I wrote with my left hand and it came out all crazy. Here's Hannah Barron again. Here's the Latin Hannah Barron. Hey guys, this is Tracy Roars from Moners, California, and I am back with the King of the Stingin'. Women with shaved heads. Let me just say that I am married to a man. Jesus, thank you.

And after 29 years of having a lot of really thick hair, I decided to just shave it all off. You and me both. I will say that I probably won't ever do it again, but it was really awesome to do it once. I wanted to see what it would be like. And yeah, what do you guys think? Do I look kind of edgy and cool, or was it the worst decision I've ever made? No, your face is too pretty.

Brennan, Theo, Chris, and Eric love you guys. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. She does look better with long hair. Let's be frank here. But if you're going to shave your head, you've got to have a really pretty face, which she does to pull it off. You have that G.I. Jane look,

man. That Halsey. Halsey a baddie. She can shave her head. I think... No, you're going the opposite. You're not trying to shave your head. You're doing a little operation to get a beard. Yeah, I'm getting more hair put in. I think this lady looks... I like her...

I like her with short hair i like that's a man how fucking dare you that's halsey you piece of shit it is yeah dude i thought that was james conroe or whatever that kid is that ethan klein's always trying to wiggle in whatever that guy's name is. Oh, James Charles? It must be. Oh, James Charles. I think the lady's like, I like this short hair.

Yeah, it's dope. It must be nice, too, having all that long hair. You're so fucking still. That's a man, baby. But you could. It's a beautiful man, you know? Prants would be all over that. I'm just saying, if you flash these by somebody really fast, they might not have any idea.

Oh, bro, I'm two whiskeys deep. That's Halsey. Me and I'm Nashville at a bar. Yeah, Halsey. I'm going to bring that gentleman back to your crib, man. I don't want that. You won't even know. I'm like, the only club I ran to, Halsey. But I'm just want that. You won't even know. I'm like, look who I ran to, Halsey.

But I'm just too drunk to know what's going on. I'm right with my left hand. See you in the morning. That Halsey, you get one letter different. King shaving head. It must feel nice.

Mark has long hair. Chin, you've shaved your head before. Have you shaved yours, Nick? You look insane. Oh, you've shaved your head before. Have you shaved yours, Nick? You'd look insane. Oh, yeah. I have a really tiny head. I did it in eighth grade for my school pictures, and I just look like a fucking You do have a tiny head. Dude, you look like the bad guys from the Mario

Brothers movie. Bring that up. You have the same head as them. Bad guy from the Mario Brothers. I see it. I know what you're talking about. I think... Would you ever shave your head, Theo? I had to shave when I was young me too well i was fighting i shaved because there's nick that's what you have to do with his face it's like yeah i lost uh three fifthsfifths of my head to my bookie. There's Nick when he wins his DraftKings parlay this weekend.

Happiest shit. Nick's like, yeah, I'm trying to win two-fifths of my head back on Ode to Mir in an hour. When I was a freshman in football, the helmet, they couldn't find one small enough for me. So they had to take a middle school helmet, which was white, and they spray painted it gold. But every time I got hit, like chunks would come out of it. And it was like, it was white. And the seniors would like drop penises on it. It must have been tragic for you.

No, it was fun. It was good times. I handled it well, I think. I don't know what happened. That's hilarious. That girl's a dime though with a shaved head yeah she's fun yeah i wonder what the kids think i wonder if it's interesting for the kids if mom has a shaved head who doesn't have a shaved head i don't know if it would be because a lot of people have kids that have uh alopecia cancer or don't have any hair i don't yeah but i'm just wondering if the kids,

if you change it up, if the kids are bad. And then they start calling her dad. No, her face is too pretty. Yeah. If you got a manly mom, shaves her head, then it's going to be confusing.

There you go right there. Not handsome. Does he have any eyebrows? Oh. Yeah. That's what happened to him. That's kind of cool Charlie Villanueva

He was the first person With alopecia On the scene Before Will Smith's wife Was crying about it And she doesn't even have it I don't think she does either I don't think she has it

Unreal That's like all these celebrities They fake some disease I'm a big Machine Gun Kelly fan But then he told this fucking story To sell his fucking documentary So he had a shotgun in my mouth i loaded i pulled the trigger but it got jammed and i was telling tim kennedy that and

he's like that's not how shotguns work he's like a shotgun expert he's like that whole story never happened he's like the gun the bullet doesn't work like that i was like i fucking knew it trying to sell that yeah and how's your name machine on kelly if you can't even use one well to his defense it was a machine gun he was trying to shoot himself but still then you get a different gun name yeah your name shotgun kelly yeah she's also kind of lit yeah shotgun kelly's dope shotgun kelly's all right shotgun vaughn what shotgun vaughn's not bad jump off building vaughn i don't like that one as much.

Yeah. What's up, Slava Manavshab, Theo Gaughan, Castlevania D'Elia, and Peter Griffin. I gotta climb my house for you guys. And it came out soon. This is Cleo.

It's a stretch right here. Pitbull, Mix, Moo Moo Pitbull, whatever you want to call it oh it's by mckenzie she's shit not cleo say hi i can't sting it taking dogs at the creek don't stick swamp get a little exercise in what do you guys think can you sting it not the best swimmer I've seen but the dog yeah he kind of was pretty hesitant to get in the water I like a nice pit though

it's my favorite dog I think a dog likes going down there oh yeah cool off in the water oh yeah I was at a house party and they go

you like dogs oh yeah man they go check out this dog and they I walk in the garage and they show the door behind me it was a cane corso

about a 170 pound cane Corso. Wow. Snake? Giant dog. Oh, wow. They used to use them in fucking Rome to like kill lions and shit. Oh my God, really? 170 pound black.

Pull it up, Jen. Cane Corso. They looked nutso. Pull it up without any paprika on it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it was like that black one there with the horns that's it right there that's like the dog from the sandlot that's a different that dog from the sandlot i forget what it is but it's not king course but that dog's fucking huge too

and they can kill lions yeah they still use them in rome back in the day to kill lions great like the best guard dog you can have the issue is they only respect the family anybody else is fucked really fucked best guard dog you can get i should share a room with a damn cow and those dogs are horrible top five they bite the most humans chow tell us chin tell us about it chows yeah dude tell us about a chow. How hard is it to skin that thing? No. I've never skinned one, but my buddy actually owned a bunch of them, and they were, to me,

they were disgusting. They're mean. They kept drooling everywhere, shedding. They stink like stink. Yeah, horrible. Can you guess which dog bites the most humans? Number one. I would say-

Get ready to bring this up Chin the dog that bites the most humans what breed of dog bites the most humans golden retriever chihuahua fucking hate little chihuahuas but does that even count though hell yeah dude I was terrified as a kid of one

friend Leon had one I'll eat that fucking chihuahua like a little wing like a little drumette I wonder a chihuahua like a little wing, like a little drumette. I wonder a chihuahua, though. Oh, this looks like my friend. What's his name? Prancer. I don't remember.

This guy, this is a big promo for this past weekend at Mike Perry, but he's got a debate club. What's up, gang gang? Rene Sosa here out of 10th Planet Bethlehem. Shout out Eddie Bravo. Boom. What's up, Theo? What's up sup everybody um just had a debate club for you guys um hanging out in some nature out here getting some sunlight um but yeah i wanted to ask theo i heard you just had mike perry on your podcast who is your favorite guest that you've had on your podcast um one of my favorites you've had is riffraff um and also um eddie eddie was always like a killer on your podcast super funny

i have a suggestion for your podcast uh his name is the official sewer rat he's about to drop a music video with um riffraff God, get off Theo's nuts. Everybody else in the room but Theo? He actually included in his submission that he trained with you. Forgot to mention that in his video at one point at an academy in Beverly Hills. Oh, probably Gracie Academy.

Probably badass. You miss training over there, Ever? Those were fun days, yeah. Beverly Hills was cool. I miss training in torrance at the grace academy with hannah and all the most fun man it was every saturday morning it was at 7 a.m before like the regular class started we do a black belt class it was like the lead of the like crone gracie um i know crone casey i mean i met him i'm good there's this casey dude who's

a black belt leoto machida hanner fucking all the grace would show there was's a black belt, is Liotta Machida, Henner, fucking all the greats of each other. It was just a black belt free rolling class. Man, it was fun. Did you see this, Brendan? No, I don't see social media. Theo punched Mike. What? He let me punch him.

Let me see. You know, I just stay ready for my opportunities to put these paws on motherfuckers. I want to fucking punch somebody. You can punch me. No, bro. I don't know about that. You can punch me, bro.

It's cool, bro. Nah. I mean, the face might bleed. Nah. But you could do like a belly shot. Dude, you think I could do it? I could do it probably pretty good. You think?

I'm not mad at his outfit. What do I do? Just hit you? Yeah. Damn. He saw it, huh? Look at his outfit. Damn. Look at you smiling, dog. I think he was trying to not... I don't know. It was a good shot.

I'm not mad at it. I hit right below one of those fucking muscle lumps. The ribbons, dog. What's up, dog? Went for that kidney, son. Bristled his ass. You could see him. One of his eyes wouldn't open for almost half a second.

He winced a little bit. Listen to him. Listen to him. One of his eyes wouldn't open for almost half a second. He winced a little bit. Listen to him. Listen to him. Damn, bro. Look at you smile. Good shot. That was a good shot. Mike Perry's a good dude, right?

Yeah. I don't think Mike Perry realizes how much people like him. Because he's reading comments. Yeah, he mentioned a couple times the haters. I don't think he realized people will. I mean, I didn't realize how excited I was to see Mike Perry. I think there's just something about him. Oh, he's a bad mama jamma.

Yeah, and I think he just seems like the realest dude. Like, whatever's going on, he just shares what it is, you know? He's a guy, too. You know, he has a kid now, so he grew up, so he's not doing all that wild shit outside the octagon. Yeah, that's what he said. You know, it's tough for him, too, because he like you don't want to gain experience in the UFC. And unfortunately for him, like he had to learn the hard way about being a professional. I think having a kid helps him out.

He's a good dude, man. I hate that he's fighting Michael Venom Page. I love it. He's getting payday probably. And he just wants to brawl. I think I'm leaning towards your side if I had to wager. And you're a betting man, Nick. But I'm just saying.

I had to wager. You've already wagered on it. Do you want to bet, Nick? If my heart goes opposite of. No, I'm saying I lean towards your side. Dude, my heart's with Mike all day. So that's when I don't bet. I don't like conflicting.

Do you hate money or not? Evidently. Now, I might do a fight campaign for this if you're in town. Oh, interesting. Yeah. Can we see some Michael Van Pagel, just a couple of one of his last fights, maybe just in... Yeah, if you haven't watched Michael Van Pagel, he is a fucking savage. His only Achilles heel is...

Wrestling. Mike Perry. Paul Daly wrestled him, which is a bad sign. Like, Achilles' heel is wrestling. Mike Perry. Paul Daly wrestled him, which is a bad sign. That was one of the worst fights ever. His highlights? No, Michael Van Page is fucking savage, dude. He's fast. Oh.

Freak, dude. That time he broke Cyborg's skull, and then he faked through a Pokeball at him. Nuts. Poke. Now, I would say Mike Perry has a power advantage. If he can land, it's going to be tough for him to land. This dude really doesn't get hit, Theo. And it's striking only.

They can't knee him, though. It's punching only. I know. The dude has professional boxing. He can only do punches. I know. He has professional boxing. No leg punches, nothing.

He has professional boxing in his past too. This highlight sucks. Yeah, out of all the highlights, Mike Levin and Paige? Yeah, it's more about showing off. Now, he's the guy that the Bellator wants to be champion. It's just grappling is a little tough for him. Then why is he in BKFC now? Because Scott Coker, who I love, was like, yeah, go do it.

Yeah, I'm thinking about doing a bare- Is that Colby Covington? No, it looks like him, though. Boom! What? He hit him with that? Look at him. He's acting like he's all wobbly.

He's so fun to watch. British cat. Now, he- Yeah, I might do a fight campaign for it, and I talked to Poirier yesterday. Oh, yeah. Do you view me, Poirier, and I talked to Poirier yesterday. Oh, yeah. Could you be you, me, Poirier for that? Don't be scared. Don't be scared.

That'd be sick, dude. Yeah, wow, but he can't do no kicks or no acrobats. I know you keep saying that. With Mike. No, I get it. Watch Mike's fight then. Let's go see Mike. Oh, Mike had some brawls, man.

Watch Mike on a BKFC. Oh, Mike had some brawls, man. Watch Mike on a BKFC. He had the fight against Lane, I think it was. Oh, Julie Lane. Mike liked to punch. He's a puncher. Oh, he's a big puncher. Likes to get hit and punch.

Yes. Yeah, Mike's a savage. That'd be a fun fight. He's built for this. Yes. Right. He's right where he needs to be a fun fight. He's built for this. Yes. Right. He's right where he needs to be. So I'm just curious here how that man is going to be interesting.

Yeah, my heart wants Mike to win. That's it. That's it? That's the show? Yeah. Original crew back in action, dawg. Yeah. Game.

And I'll be in action in Fort Wayne, Indiana, July 14th through the 16th. Then the following weekend, July 21st through 24th, I'm in San Diego at the Laugh Factory. And the Trash Panda Summer Tour ends in Baltimore, August 4th through the 6th. Appleton, Wisconsin, just got added September 8th through the 10th. Houston, Boston, it's all on there. Thickboy.com, y'all. Amen. And I don't have any more tour dates.

I don't know if i'm gonna put any up for a while i'm taking a break and um just been taking care of myself and taking trying to take less things off of my plate that's why i've been in here that much um i'm so glad you hit me up through the show today man yeah me too man it's fun miss you guys too um yeah subscribe to the patreon too just been taking it easy, man, but nothing personal. I miss you guys, and I love y'all. We all love you guys. Now go subscribe to the Patreon.

Gang, gang, baby. Buzz, buzz. Oh, what is it? Soar. Bull Mastiff. They can fuck. Bull Mastiff is what was in Sandlot. Really?

Yes. Wow. My buddy used to draw pictures of some of those dogs fucking when we were young hell yeah dude good artist too shout out to prancer james richard i think was no his name was uh what was his name james he used to do bonsai trees too in our town sounds like a talented gentleman oh very talented his grandmother dated my father back in the 30s well in the other 30s in the past sure all right fort wayne you're up july 14 16 see you guys love you bye O.T. all night long How many times I gotta make this song? Ay, hold on, what is this? Now y'all wanna switch?

Y'all just add a Stevie and Eric And now y'all addin' Chris How's that gonna fit? Wait, I get the gist I just probably have to slow it down And hit it like this It's the king, the wing, and the sting It's the wing, and the king, and the sting

Hold on, wait a minute, let me think It's the king, and the sting, and the wing Let's go King, and the sting, and the wing Br's go King and the Sting and the Wing Brought it full circle and put on the whole team Legendary trio, Britney, Chris and Theo What you mean? You know it's the King and the Sting and the Wing