The Golden Hour - Episode 196: The Oops Killer

Episode Date: September 30, 2022

The guys talk Chris' trip to Stockton and his crazy bay area experiences, whether Tom Brady's net worth is more than Gisele Bundchen's, Netflix's Dahmer, banana seat bikes, childhood games, gaming tips from Erik, the country of Canada, Alex Jones and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I will play hide and seek right now with every grown man in this office. You know what? I'm the boss. Where are you going to hide? We're going to do that. We're doing hide and go seek Friday. Your big fat ass is going to stick out of wherever. Nah, see?

See, you weren't going to hide and go seek. Dude, I'd hide in the fucking wire, man. Oh, man. Oh, I'd fucking turn that shit on. Go, go, go. No, stop. You ever met this guy oh i'm the dumb one you can't argue there's something about me you have no idea what you're saying gang gang buzz buzz yeah oh oh did chicks dig that guy yeah but isn't he having kids and shit with other people?

Yeah, but he's not with them. No, no, but he was supposed to be. At the time he was. Sweetheart. It's not like I'm with that woman. How about Tom Brady? Like Tom Brady's wife is like upset and I was thinking to myself, she's the second supermodel he's gotten pregnant.

You know that? Oh, yeah. No, I didn't know that. You know she makes more money? But also she makes didn't know that. You know she makes more money? But also she makes a lot of money. You know she makes more money than him? I don't know about more. No, she does.

Can't be more. Oh, you don't know sports, right? I'll take it from here. But, dude, his endorsements and shit. There's no way. I find that hard to believe. Nick, bring it up. The only reason why.

I think at a time she did. Oh, yeah, maybe. Not now, no way. With TB12 and all that stuff. And the $300 million he just signed with Fox. Yeah. And also she's what, 45 at this point? Oh, you guys are hating.

Oh, you're hating, huh? I'm not hating. Models make a lot of money when they're 20 something. The former Roman model net worth of 400 million. Well, Tom Brady's estimated worth around 250 million. What? Yeah. She owns like part of fucking Victoria.

She's such a beast. Wow. I know, but what I'm saying is like If she's like mad at him Well she's mad because he decided to play football again Let's say she decides to leave him I think he'll be okay Nah but it's sad though

It is kind of sad when you see that But he still did it Oh I know I know You mean play football Yeah he still did it. Oh, I know, I know, I know. You didn't play football. Yeah, he still did it. Oh, come on. You know what he signed up for? Dude, she was straight up like, I don't want you to fucking do another thing, please.

Or I will leave. And he goes like this. Hike! He just said, yo, fuck. How about hike? He goes, blue, 42! That's what I would have done. But I think after the first game, though,

I think he was thinking about it. I think when he got hit a couple times, he was like, oh shit, I'm 45. And then my mother and my kids is mad at me. Like, this isn't as fun anymore. But also, he's probably like, you know what you signed up for? She's like, yeah, bitch, I thought you were going to do a normal career 10 years. You've been in this bitch

for 30 years. You're too good. You're 45. Stop taking your bionic fucking whatever you're eating. He just drinks avocado shakes and shit. Oh, man. He looks weathered though. It looks like it's taking its toll. That's what I'm saying. I got to tell you, I completely disagree. Everyone's making fun of him.

I think he looks absolutely fantastic. Really? He looks like he's on Castaway. He looks like Nick when he lost weight. But we're just used to seeing him all beefed up. He looks great. He looks like a guy that walk in, you'd're just used to seeing him all beefed up. He looks great.

He looks like a guy that walk in, you'd be like, wow, that guy's fucking handsome as shit. He has my face on the left, though, so that's a shame. His face is very swollen. He looks great. It's just rapidly changing. People think he might be doing cosmetic surgery. The chin double just keeps bigger. I don't think he's doing cosmetic surgery.

I think he's such a savage With like his health and fitness He's trying all sorts of shit He's probably putting iguana blood In his fucking eyes Iguana blood in my eyes In your eyes? You can see better

You put it in your eyes? Bro you just gotta make your shit up Why are you even giving this idiot I mean 80% of the shit he says You gotta check him on And then you go alright I give up Just keep talking That's why there's this self-bullishing thing

I'm like but he was right about that As crazy as it is Like it might be that one thing he gets right You know you look it up What they're putting iguana blood in their eyes I think people do do that That's why they came to my – It's good for your eyesight.

You know what's funny? You mentioned eyesight. Yeah, it's good for your eyesight. I'll tell you what. I'm going to be putting iguana blood in my eyes in Boston. You saw me pull up my fucking – Saturday, I beat you to it. You saw me pull up my shit.

Boston, iguana blood. Look at me. I was just going to do that same thing. Boston, baby. It's going to be new Thick Boy merch. It's hilarious you're talking about Oxnard, California. Just iguanas. Wait, are you – when does this one come out, Thursday? Yes about Oxnard, California. When does this one come out? Thursday?

Yes. Oxnard, California. I'll be there two shows on Saturday. Peoria, Illinois. October 7th. Fake place. No, Peoria. Nope, fake place. Well, we'll see when I get there. Raleigh, North Carolina. October 21st. Savannah, Georgia. October 22nd. Tempe, Arizona.

Denver. Cheyenne. Boston. Albany Lakeland and Jacksonville, Florida more dates coming got a sneak peek we're gonna do some fucking New York

Chicago shit next next next month dude I was in Stockton and Oakland too right yeah

have you ever played Stockton anybody here I've always wanted to it is it was the show was awesome and the crowd was fucking awesome. The place is absolutely nothing, dude.

There's just buildings. I was talking about it on stage, making fun of it. It's like Minecraft. Dude, you can't go in the buildings. They're all boarded up, or it's like a Mexican restaurant that closes at 1 p.m. Oh, it's like a fake city. It's like North Korea. It's a fake setup. It's unbelievable, bro. It's like a Mexican restaurant that closes at 1 p.m. It's like a fake city. It's like North Korea. It's a fake setup.

It's unbelievable, bro. It's like a coffee shop. It's unbelievable. That's close. By the way, Ontario Improv in October at Calusa Casino. And guys, check me out daily on Eric Griffin Gaming on Twitch. So if you want to hit me up on Twitch, I will be in there to answer all your questions. How's that new PlayStation working, Daddy?

How's that new PlayStation? Oh, it's great. PlayStation is dope. They make Stockton look way better than it is. They always do. Well, a drone makes anything look lit. Eric Griffin Gaming, Twitch. So do Eric Griffin Gaming and then also...

Then go to Boston and go see Chris in... Calusa Casino, Ontario Improv. All right. So what are we doing? Sounds good. Yeah, but Stockton and Oakland. You played in Oakland, yeah? Have you played in Oakland?

Oakland's kind of one of those weird cities because it's not really a comedy town, right? Like you just play San Francisco, I guess. It's more of a black comedy town. It's huge for black guys. Yeah. But are there clubs? I think it's better.

Yeah, there's a club down there. In Oakland? Oh, yeah. Some dudes who killed down there. Yeah, I don't know a club in Oakland. I got an offer. My agent was like, Oh, really? He's like, You've got to be pretty PC with know a club in Oakland. I got an offer. My agent was like, oh.

Oh, really? He's like, you've got to be pretty PC with this. I don't know if it's your audience. I was like, what? Yeah. Do they have heartbeats? That didn't matter, really. He's like, yeah, no, they do.

You're not black, so we can't send you there. I did. I'll go. You should go. So I did Oakland, the theater there. And it was like the four blocks that the theater was in. It was beautiful. Awesome.

Like they were going to gentrify. There's a hotel nearby there? Yeah. They were going to gentrify Oakland and then like COVID happened and then it's like just. They gave up. Yeah, they gave up.

We'll get to it. They just go, okay, we succumb. And like now it's like, dude, there were seven drive-bys in the past two days I was there. And my tour manager was like. For your merch?

Yeah, for my merch, yeah. We want that exclusive shit. Pop, pop. Tap, tap, tap, tap. And... Oops. Pop, pop. Oops.

Oops. Pop, pop, pop, pop. Thick boy. Fuck you, Chris. Pop, pop, pop, pop. Yeah. So my tour manager was like, all right, so Stockton is really bad.

We're going to go from Stockton. We're not going to stay in Stockton because it's a bad area. We're going to drive after the show to Oakland and stay in Oakland. It's a much better area. So I'm like, okay, great. And my tour manager told me when we got to Stockton, he said, you know, I know we weren't going to stay in Stockton and the car set up to go to Oakland. But when we go to Oakland, I'm going to run in and get your keys and then come back and give it to you

so you can just go in the hotel. I'm like, why? Why can't I just go check in? And he was like, there's been seven drive-bys in the past two days in Oakland. And I'm like, and we're going there extra time?

Dude, seven drive-bys in two days, bro. Yeah, but that's Oakland. San Francisco's a shit show. They got rid of the, it's bad. San Francisco, I've told you this, the first time I went to San Francisco, I was so excited to go to San Francisco is a shit show. They got rid of the, it's bad. San Francisco, I've told you this. The first time I went to San Francisco, I was so excited to go to San Francisco.

These are the things I saw in San Francisco. And this is not a lie. I saw a guy shitting in between two mailboxes. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, keep going. That, he had a thick boy shirt on. Yeah, he had the new thick tie-dye shirt on. Two guys fucking in the street. Yeah. Get the new thick tie-dye shirt on. Two guys fucking in the street. Okay.

In the actual street. Two guys fucking with their pants. Yeah. Like just. Probably a hash bear or something. Two different people in their cars alone crying by themselves. This sounds fantastic. Okay.

I saw another guy break out of a Chex Cash place. Like they were trying to keep him in there. He broke out and slammed the door the whole side shattered and came down I saw another guy get hit by a bus. This was all the first weekend dude. I was there I'm like and it was and it was freezing in August dude My first time up in San Francisco Brian tells me how great it is like doing stand-up at the cobs We're walking down the street, dude. just no shirt, just a cock ring on. A guy.

A guy. And Brian goes, oh, he's like, it's not frowned upon. I'm like, no, he has a cock ring on, dude. He's like, yeah. So that's the part that bugged you. Oh, no, no, no, not at all. I went back several times. No, no, no.

I tried to make a comment. Yeah, yeah, no. No, I was like, hey, man, I give them free merch tickets. Dude, I feel like, you know when somebody asks you about a game, you know, they go like, hey, man, how's this club or how's this place? To me, it's never about the actual, you know, theater or club. It's always about where am I staying and what is there to do? Because what are you at this club or theater for what two three hours a day and then the other 21 hours you're at wherever yeah see I disagree I just give a

flying fuck about the audience the crowd if the crowd's lit I don't I don't care if my hotel you're saying the crowd will follow you the crowd's gonna be fine but like I just was in Milwaukee yeah you know and then where the club is it's not even in Milwaukee It's in Brooks field like outside Brookfield yeah, right. What is it called Brookfield? You're close, but that's mix and Jeffrey Dahmer stomach grams, right? How the fuck you know by the way he's from have you Jeffrey Dahmer Most impressive serial killer of all time

He's from American horse That shit is savage. Most impressive serial killer of all time. But Ryan Murphy's the shit, though. Oh, dude. He's from American Horseman. Well, he made Glee. Oh, yeah. God damn it. No, no, no, no, no. But I'll tell you what bangs on all cylinders is that fucking Versace one. Did you see that Versace one he did?

Oh, yes. Hold on. Rachel was in that. She was? Yeah, she was one of the models. No, yeah, no. You're talking about from 2019? Shout out to my wife.

From 2019? Yeah, no, that was fun. Oh, that was fun. And then the OJ the models. No, yeah, no. You're talking about from 2019? Shout out to my wife. From 2019? Yeah, no, that was fun. That was fun. And then the OJ one came before that too, right? I hated it. Cool, click. OJ one was terrible. You're so far off.

I'm staying across a highway and there's nothing. Yeah, I know. Well, you picked a hotel, didn't you? I didn't. That's a problem. You're leaving up to a comedy man. By the way, Green Bay was playing, right? So I couldn't rent a car.

Oh, because they were all rented. Oh, you fucked. They were all rented. And then the lady's going like this. Well, we have an SUV, but it's like $200 a day. Like she was clearly price gouging. You know what I mean? She's like, oh, I can go down to six.

And I was like, oh, I just wanted to be like. It's Packers season, baby. It's popping. But that Jeffrey Dahmer series, dog. Let me explain to you. I got to watch it. You know it you know serial killers too this is good this is well made the actor and it's so good he's from american horror story too yeah yeah but this why he's the most impressive serial killer of all time i know you like serial killers as much as i do like them but i mean you have posters in your house they're interesting yeah yeah i have a yeah whatever i dig them but jeffrey

dahmer is the most impressive because he killed all these dudes. He's 17 on record, but there's way more than that. 17? Hammered. Hammered? Because he could only kill when he was drunk. Because he couldn't deal with it if he was hammered. So they said he would consume like 36 beers a day and kill just men too.

All these other bitches. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Killing women and kids. Nah, dude. We're talking about dudes gay dudes strong gay dudes he would have killed you

100% he would have killed you drunk as shit and then so I'm like oh dude I know he looks gay you know he wasn't gay but fuck

wait Dahmer was gay he fucked did he fuck guys it's all by himself oh you no Dahmer was super gay yeah so I thought you were saying he wasn't gay

no super gay yeah dude but this you kill me and then really regret it he but this is the way it's made. He would have made you gay. It's really shot well. Well, Ryan Murphy shit, some of Ryan Murphy shit is amazing. This is so creepy.

Everyone looks spot on, too. Jeffrey Dahmer's a lot on. Dude, Jeffrey Dahmer killing. But he would have turned you gay for sure. He would have made you a twink. By the way. No, only Jared Leto. Hey, thick boy.

Hey, thick boy. Come here. No, only Jared Leto. Let me kiss you. No, only Jared Leto. Only Jared kiss you. No, only Jared Leto. Only Jared Leto. You kiss me? My head.

Oh, man. You know, let's take a break. What do you think? We take a break? Let's take a frigging break. Let's take a break. I'll tell you what. I'm taking a break in Boston this Thursday, Friday, Saturday, buddy.

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These two monsters. Boy's been pissed off all week, dude. Let me tell you something. This fucking goddamn shit I posted on the goddamn thing of this thing. I posted a fucking clip from this show on my Instagram talking about this motherfucker. Okay, look, dude. Okay, you know what? Let's just fucking take it back a little bit.

I said, I was brought up a buddy of mine that said he got a vasectomy. And I said, I don't know if I would get a vasectomy. And then this motherfucker chimes in with his bullshit white knight shit, dude. Always. Always. He's not even white.

I'm here for you, ladies. No, no, no. Dude, he came in there with a Kamala Harris shirt on. I was like, you just can't. I will advocate for you while these two keep it real. Massaginist monsters. All I said was I wouldn't get a vasectomy. And now this guy's like, well, it's not natural for the girl to take a pill and this and that.

And it fucks up their bodies. Vasectomy's not natural. Condom's not natural. Pulling to take a pill and this and that, and it fucks up their bodies. Vesectomy's not natural. Condom's not natural. Pulling out isn't natural, man. You're supposed to splurt inside. Yeah. And now I'm fucking, now I'm the motherfucker on the thing that'll be like, oh, Chris is perpetuated.

I'm not perpetuated shit, dude. Oh, I am. I double down. We're trying to have a city goose time. Careful, you're going to get me in more trouble, dude. Sorry, dude. I don't know what I said, but I don't know what I said. Look at this shit. Look at this shit. Look at this shit. Jeez, baby. Eric, that shit was so sexy. more trouble sorry dude I don't know what I said I don't know what I said

baby Eric that shit was so sexy really fuck them yeah I'd say can I get a win oh and I get a win leave it all I go up go up leave these comments Eric has some dollars just wait until y'all have daughters she doesn't have I do you think the Red River emotions are crazy? Linda Blair has nothing. They're acting like I said every woman on the planet should be on birth control. Dude, I don't even give a fuck if you're on birth control or not, bro. I pull out if I want, man.

I'm not one of those guys that's like, but it feels too good. Dude, I pull out. I'm way back, dude. I'm in the other room when I squirt. I go, baby, give me a second. I go, I make a sandwich, and then I nut off. I mean, this fucking... You get in the car. Yeah, I'm driving. You room when I go baby. Give me a second. I go I make a sandwich and then I not off I mean this fucking you get in the car you gotta drive in a coffee me

Can I can I get four shots of espresso and That's the major problem! That's the major- Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny. I unfollowed Chris and boom, boom, boom. I bet I'm better at pulling out than you are. Yeah. You have a kid, though. Eric might be pretty nice with it. I'm trying. Yeah, he could be, yeah. I told Chris, the issue that happened is, it's you. He was making a funny joke. And then your little fucking monologue

was like the misogynous voice. It became us. I like to poke the fire. I like to stow the fire. Hey, you know what it's called? Comedy podcast. I know.

Well, I know. But these motherfuckers act like we're on NPR and shit. It's a TED Talk. How are you going to tune into the comedy show? Hey, I bring that energy. That's why I'm here. You bring that TED Talk energy? Yeah.

Sometimes I got to bring a little reality. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I agree. And we like that. And we like that. And we like it. That's what happened with this. Is this a YouTube episode? Yeah, it is.

Good. So we know. Bye, Felicia. Ladies, I still have your back. Oh, God. I have your back. But who would tune into this and be like, oh, they made a great point on birth control today.

Some people. They did. That's why I got that. Dumb people. Dumb people. I actually did. You guys both get me in trouble. This guy's getting serious. And then. They did. That's why I got... Dumb people. Dumb people. You guys both get me in trouble. This guy's getting serious and then you're fucking... You know what I mean? I like to... Bring it out of you.

I'm more of a beer cat than a bear. Okay, what's this about? Oh, this kid's fucking suited and booted. I sang it, guys. Three olds riding electric bikes. It was three? It's awesome. Dang it, guys. Three olds riding electric bikes. Aw. Who's three?

That's awesome. He's pretty lit. That's funny. And he's good on it, bro. Gang, gang. Oh, no legs. Wow, that's cool. Little Brian Deegan.

Yeah, it's good to do in the grass, too. Yeah, because then you don't get hurt. I mean, I kind of wanted to see it go a little faster. It was a big buildup. Like, can it sting it? Three-year-olds ride bikes. It's just a big year ramp. Yeah.

It would have been dope if he was like, but that's cool though. Hell yeah, it's dope Fearless kid He has a great life ahead of him I think about the shit Like back when we were kids It's like

We had to pedal you know And like I had a big wheel It's like you know what I mean I had to like do this You can never drive it on grass You know what I'm saying I had to do this

On the big wheel It had the one big wheel On the front Yeah And they were plastic Stupid face This is how I had to I had to be like this Or I had a green machine You remember a green machine What's that The green machine was the one big wheel in the front? Yeah. And they were plastic. Stupid face. This is how I had to be like this.

Or I had a green machine. You remember a green machine? What's that? The green machine was the one that it had like. That's even for me, I think. Yeah. The green machine was like, you had this, and you had to pedal, and then you had to turn like this.

So it'd be like, right, left. I mean, that's like. Eric looked like he had a banana bike. You have a banana seat bike? Oh, yeah. With the big. Yeah, there you go. Yeah.

Well. That's the best way to do wheelies. Fuck yeah. I had to be outside. I had bike? Oh, yeah. Huffy. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. Well, that's the best way to do wheelies. Fuck yeah. I had to go outside, man. I didn't have – I grew up – I had no internet. Okay? How crazy is that? Yeah.

Bananas. I used to have to go play hide and seek. I used to play football with grass and cement. I used to have to – you know, we played baseball with tennis balls in our neighborhood. Red Rover. Red Rover. Look at this dumb motherfucker, bro. You go, I have to play hide-and-seek.

He goes, great game. Dumb motherfucker. Is it not a great game? Especially when everybody's into it. When everybody's into it, that shit is lit. I will play fucking hide-and-seek right now with every grown man in this fucking office.

We're going to do that. Your big fat ass is going to stick out of wherever. See, you weren't going to hide in your seat. Dude, I'd hide in the fucking wire, man. Oh, man. I'd fucking turn that shit on. Go, go, go. No, stop.

That's how you stay hidden. We couldn't be in the dryer. It's how you stay hidden. We couldn't be in the dryer. It's on. No one played Red Rover, Red Rover? Yeah, we played that. You're too big. This isn't even a fat joke. You're too big for Red Rover?

Red Rover, Red Rover is the... Red Rover, everyone holds hands, and there's two teams. There's like a long string of people on each side. And they go, Red Rover, Red Rover, send Eric right over. And Eric has to break the grip. But the kid was like too big or fat he was like no well you couldn't do that either oh dude i would i was a wedge buster bro i would like great game kids up yeah no um i played red rover and uh i played

um what is this the red rover championship holy there Holy shit. Oh, there's Brendan right there. That guy's a dress on. That guy's serious. I like how they all... Oh, here he comes. Oh, he's so slow. Oh, there's got to be a sketch. Oh, it's a sketch. Damn it.

So that's what it is. I don't remember it being that. That seems like you can't play that anymore. It might be dangerous. No, I never played that. No, you can't even play dodgeball. You can't play smear the queer. That seems like a weird white game.

No, I played with all black guys. All black guys. And you were the Wedge Buster? I was the Wedge Buster. I was a big boy. Red Rovers. Lit. So, yeah, no.

Freeze tag? Crazy kickball? Freeze tag was fun. Yeah. You can't trust anybody now. Nobody's going to stay. Chris, you couldn't trust Chris. Why?

Because Chris is the kind of kid you'd be like, you're frozen. And you'd be like, I'm not frozen You don't have powers We played the same games 500 is there's just a bunch of people trying to catch it the thrower throws up He's a point you guys played the same game yeah drinking problem drinking oh no oh no you're what is it oh no i got it no there you go i get it you might be right yeah you know young young oh what are you talking about i had to both things can be true you can they can be young and also hammered so yeah no dom was like yeah it's just crazy there was no internet like i remember when it Young and also hammered. So, yeah. Jeffrey Dahmer's like, yeah.

It's just crazy there was no internet. Like, I remember when it started and there was just no internet before I was, what, 16? Just none, you know? But also with internet and, like, kids and stuff these days, it's on the parents, dude. My kids only get their iPads on the weekends. Yeah, yeah. They only get it Saturday morning for an hour. And other than that, they don't get it, man.

Kristen got a, she was like, I, I want to get him an iPad. You know, I mean, he's fucking two. But like she got him like a game pad, which is much better because he just goes to play games and like can't watch movies on it and shit. And he plays it very fucking sparingly. But like if you give a kid a whole iPad, I feel like both my kids have iPads. No, they can't do it on the weekend. You can regulate. So like YouTube kids only his playlist for his music.

It's only music I download for him. The movies only I download for him. He didn't have the code to get in and download it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has the code, but yeah. He got it. Yeah, the two-year-old's not. Two-year-old's watching porn.

Brennan's like putting the code in right in front of him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thick boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dad, the code is thick boy. It's probably thick boy one, two, three. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thick boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dad, the coat is thick boy. It's probably thick boy one, two, three. Yeah, we figured that was a long time ago. No, but I mean, I do feel like this is a whole different, you know, how kids are growing up.

I think they don't have good interpersonal skills anymore. That's on the parents. You know what I mean? It's on the parents. Yeah, I totally agree. For the most part, yes. I agree. Unless you get a Dahmer type kid. I mean, that's not all the parents' fault. It's on the parents. Yeah, I totally agree. Yeah, for the most part, yes. I agree. Unless you get a Dahmer-type kid.

I mean, that's not all the parents' fault. It's not the parents' fault at all. It's not the parents' fault. Do you finish this series? It's a lot. Nature and nurture. I got my black belt in Dahmer, bro. He's one of the rare that his parents, especially growing up,

they would fight like anybody's fucking parents. My parents got divorced. I'm not drugging you to fuck them. Wasn't his mom a drug addict? Some shit happened. No, she left him when he was 18. Nature and nurture. 18? 18? You're a grown man. horse i'm not his mom a drug addict some shit no no she left him when he's 18 nature and 18 18 you're a grown man series it shows like he he called the he had to call the ambulance for his

mom when she was a fake this is i know but i'm saying that no she had some issues but whose mom did am i right but also he he grew up pretty normal he even said like when they were interviewing he's in the real interviews i don't know if they talked about on the show maybe a little bit they alluded to it but he was like i was born like this so when he got caught he's like you guys need to kill me now there's no help there's nothing you do i've felt this way since i was one years old it was crazy though he was so brazen he just this had heads in his refrigerator well that's pretty interesting he was in an apartment with neighbors killing people. And it smelled like shit.

Yeah, he just had black heads in his refrigerator. Just kind of like, it was just a really creepy scene, man. It's just like, you know, the refrigerator opens, he's grabbing a beer, and you see a head. The head's underneath. And you're just kind of like, oh, shit. This is how fucked up he was. So we're literally wired to hate the smell of rotting bodies. It's not normal.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He couldn't smell it. To him, it was normal. He's like, oh, I thought it was a new candle. And everyone else is like, it smells like shit. He had a bat of acid in his place. With body parts on it. He was like doing everything to get caught.

Crazy. He was like, hey, I'm killing motherfuckers out here. That's basically what he did. They had so many opportunities to kill him. Like the Milwaukee police fucked up royally several times. They caught that one 14-year-old gay dude. He escaped the house, and the cop was like, hold on. What's going on here?

And the kid's all drugged up. And then they brought him back to Dahmer's, and Dahmer was like, oh, yeah, that's my boyfriend. And the neighbor was like, dude, he's 14. That's not his boyfriend. That kid's clearly fucked my boyfriend yeah the neighbor was like dude he's 14 that's not his boyfriend that's clearly fucked well mom would say he looks young yeah and then the cop's like no you're gonna go in there and Dahmer said cool let me drill into your head son that's what he did you you know what it's funny crazy about that is they played like this is the real cop call it's crazy the neighbor's calling the cops like that seems like a child and the cops are like ma ma'am, it was his boyfriend. We looked into it.

You know what I mean? It's just like, god damn. They used the real thing in the show? Yeah. Wow. The first body he ever killed. They probably. The first body he ever killed, he had it in the back of his fucking car.

Not in the trunk, in the back car. Gets pulled over for drinking and driving. The cop's like, what's in the back? He's like, oh, those are leaves. I can't sleep at night, so I like to rake the leaves. So those are just leaves. And he goes, I'm going to give you a pass, son, because you're young. And he's, like, swerving all over.

Wow, man. What the fuck? White privilege. Am I right? I don't know about that. Just dumb cops. All right. At that particular time in history, it was a white privilege.

Well, it was. But also, how privileged? Come on, bro. He's got a body in the back? Well, he was with these serial killer types. I get it. If it was a black guy, they would have been like, let me see the leaves. I don't care about that.

They're charming and persuasive. Thank you. White people? Racist. No, I'm saying these serial killers. Not all of us. Yeah, I know, I know. Just a few.

Like Ted Bundy. You know what I mean? Hello, officer. Nice outfit. Listen, I... No, Ted Bundy is a dime. Those leaves smell like a dead fucking carcass. No, Chris is a serial killer.

He gets by the cop. He just, you know, he looks up the imaginary camera. Ugh. Oops. That would be, the nickname would be the oops killer. I use that on my stream, Eric Griffin Gaming. All right, so let's see what's up with this. We've had this guy before, right?

No? I don't think so. I don't think so. I would. Yo, what up cats crew It's your boy Jose from the Bay Area And I have a key nurse This is like me and Blake Griffin had a baby

Now I'm not going to ruin the surprise I just want your unfiltered thoughts I'll let Nick pull up the video And yeah I love the show guys Thanks for everything you do gang gang buzz buzz soar woo woo woo woo

oh not bad not bad a little harmony going on he didn't mean to though so this teacher I didn't know this I've talked about this on my podcast Lifeline and I have more to say about it so we brought up on my podcast, Lifeline, and I have more to say about it. So go ahead.

So we brought up on my other podcast, Fire and the Kid, 10 years in running, not a big deal. You got on there and got your start there. Okay. We've been on the show. You started this. Yeah, that's how I popped. Dude, we've launched so many fucking people. It's stupid.

Anyway, so when we played this, I literally thought it was real. I did, too. This is out of control. And then Brian, you know, Brian's 77 years old. Brian was like, no, this guy is showing how ridiculous he is. Yeah, which is great. No one come out with these big titties. And I was like, no, this is bullshit. And then apparently

fans like, no, dude, it's all, he was far right, like last year. It was like, oh, this is getting out of hand. And then now that just turned into the dumbest thing to the greatest thing. Yes. It's like, oh, this is getting out of hand. And then now that just turned into the dumbest thing to the greatest thing. Yes. It's hilarious. Oh, so this guy is just making fun of the movie. He almost got fired.

He showed how ridiculous it is. Apparently, he almost got fired for toxic masculinity. And he says, okay, then I'm a woman and I'm getting big fake titties. And now he's like, this is okay. You say this is okay. And he can't fire him. That's hilarious. Well, that's what the school board, they go, what can we do?

And he's like, yeah, that's how ridiculous this is. Dude, the nipples are like poking. Have you seen it? It's all the way down. They're down to his knees. And you know what? You know what? The best thing about all this is he's like the best teacher in the school.

Kids love his class. Well, of course they do. He's creative. He's smart as fuck. And it's also, it'd be hilarious as a fucking middle school or high school to see just a tit. But what I'm saying is this guy thinks outside the box. You know? Well, you know.

I saw a lot of people say their problem with it was that she didn't have her hair in a pony using that saw. Oh, that's so fucking weird. That's no shop teacher. I'm more worried about her fucking sawing those tits on. Yeah. Well, it wouldn't hurt. They're prosthetic, right? But the titties are like, the nipples like poke out.

It's so ridiculous. It's so funny. I thought it was real. And on Lifeline, when I was talking about it on my other podcast, I was like, oh, this is ridiculous. And I didn't know it was in Canada at the time, which is like super, right, woke. Super woke, yes. But this guy is doing it. I mean, now I think it's the fucking. Oh, now he's my

hair yeah yeah yeah see you and i are the same you're the same buddy yeah except i mean there's a white difference but yeah there's a little bit of white white well there's a white difference too because you're not kidding anybody you're a little mexican but yeah or native american whatever it is bro your hair bro it's it's good hair yeah but it's just not white hair so what was he like what was the the reason why he wanted to do this but did something happen yeah he almost got they threatened him because he was being too toxic i don't know what that is like far right so he was like oh i'm sorry the shop teacher with the with the electric saw was being masculine yeah masculine yeah just a little too manly and he's like and they're like

we're gonna have to fire to keep this up he's like say less I'm gonna come back next week I'm a woman now you can't say shit I'm gonna put on

these big fake tits imagine telling a fucking Canadian man that is like cuts wood and makes shit and he's being too much of a guy

like that's what a man is you see these motherfuckers and you go to Canada, especially you go north. I don't know where it was. I don't think it was too north. You start getting to some wilderness areas.

But my God, bro. They're all like 6'8", the nicest dudes ever, and just making their own furniture and killing boars. Dude, the roughest... One of the roughest shows I've ever done is in a little town called Prince Albert

in Canada. And it's like... First of all, the place stinks because it's like a paper mill, and there's like six or seven prisons. And I did this show, and it was like in a bar, above the bar in this weird room, and it was just combat comedy, man. You're just kind of like, fuck you, cunt!

You know, just like, you know, that's how it was. And then everybody's like talking, and they're just like, comic, you know know and then after the show yeah i'm done and i'm just like i get through this yeah and then a group of dudes who were being the worst they're like yeah comedian come over here i get over there they're all cops that's that's actually really north for canada even though it looked like it was south yeah super north yeah north. Yeah, because there's nothing up there. Like, that's as north as it goes. I mean, there's like five people.

You had to take a bus from Saskatoon. Oh, I've done that. Not there, but I've done that. I was in North Battleford. Yeah, you had to take a bus. Like, there's no, like, you know. It sounds like places in Game of Thrones. Yeah, no shit. Dude, I was in... What? I've never heard of any of that. I got to North Battleford, okay? North Battleford, and the fucking guy, the guy fucking there at the hotel I was staying at that was right

next to the casino I was playing. He was like, how long are you in town for? And I was like, I leave tomorrow, thank God. And he was like, oh, all right. I was going to bring you ice fishing. And I was like, oh, all right. I was going to bring you ice fishing. And I was like, no, you were never going to bring me ice fishing. Oh, I'd be down for that. And then I was like, I know what you're thinking.

It's cold, but it's actually really hot in those huts. And I'm like, none of this matters. Have you watched anything I've ever done? I'll be outside of that area and I'll be gone. I'll be in LA soon. Sometimes you get to a city like that and you're just like, what am I doing here? I know, I know.

And that was combat comedy too. And as a matter of fact, the opener who was, I showed up and they got some local opener. He was like, so you're, what's the deal with, what do you do out there and i was like uh i don't know i just kind of get out there and do my set he was like oh and i he opens for me i do my set and i come back and he's sitting there and he says, oh, I know who you are. I thought you were a musician. This guy's great.

And I'm like, this is a comedy show. On the headland. Yeah, he was like, I thought you were gonna go out there and do music. They booked the wrong guy. They thought they had a singer like Ice Fishing. Yeah, they might've thought I was the fourth guy from Foo Fighters. He loves Ice Fishing. Yes, yes. booked the wrong guy they thought they had a singer like he loves ice fishing dude yes yes

but some of those weird towns when the people like oh come do this and you do it it's fun oh yeah oh yeah like i was in uh somewhere in kentucky this dude comes a meet and greet like straight up real mccoy horse farmer so you boys gotta come my horse farm yeah and i was like there's nothing else to do. Yeah. Yeah. Let's fucking do it. Literally two hour drive into the sticks at Kentucky.

Wow. You did. Uber me and the boys. We get there. It is like a movie. It was like a fucking Jordan Peele movie. It was just white horses. Oh wow.

All white horses. Just white horses. That's cool. Tons of them. Just white horses. Yeah, dude. It was so weird.

It was so fucking weird. Name. Just so weird. Well, I don't know and then those whatever the horse farms they give you whiskey and bourbon to sip on like nice i didn't know that nice and we're just getting swishy bet you could bring up trump there huh oh he probably would have to leave early to raid the capital he probably raised the cap on one of those white horses alright well I wonder if there are going to be updates on what's going on with that guy different time but there's Brendan and a horse

there will be updates that horse that hurt my feelings because I was in Montana with my family and they go they bring out everybody's horses and then they go oh man bring out the fridge wow really that's funny and then they're like, come on.

And I'm like, what the fuck? And this giant fucking horse comes out. I was fat shamed on my vacation. Well, other than that, the horse is going to come out looking like a fucking you. You're going to dent that motherfucker. I've been on a horse in Saudi Arabia. Oh, wow, that's cool. Slight flex.

Not really. Jesus Christ. You could be a local. People would think you're local. Well, if some shit went down, for sure cool. Slight flex. You're not really Jesus Christ. You could be a local. People would think you're local. Well, if some shit went down, for sure I'd be a local. America! That's what I'm telling you. That's why I always say, like, being multi-ethnic.

You know? What did he say? America! Yeah. America! You know, if it's going down. You can't do good for the country unless you're alive, so whatever it takes. Wow, Nick always.

You're like a shop teacher, always thinking outside the box. What's up, guys? It's Alex at Giant Financial. I had him. Recovering from a surgery, but as you can see behind me, I have an old Call of Duty poster. And I was wondering, can you understand Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 that is coming out in a few weeks?

Beta starts up pretty soon. I don't know. What do you guys think? It might be more of a question for Eric and Chris. Who knows? Also, Eric, I know you remember when I gave you that sniper tip and you hit that dirty shot. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. I bet that dude is nice on that game. Yeah, he also has Mark Harley's voice. Yeah, it's deep voice. That's Mark Harley's shot. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. I bet that dude is nice on that game.

Yeah, he also has Mark Harley's voice. Yeah, it's deep voice. That's Mark Harley's voice. That's a huge compliment. Yeah. Just a back throat of cum. You know what I mean? Oh, wow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've played the beta called the new one. Is that like a sample or what? Yeah, it just means the game comes out early, so they're still doing testing. Testing it, yeah. So there's bugs and stuff? Yeah, it's means the game comes out early, so they're still doing testing. So it's bugs and stuff? Yeah, it's very buggy.

But if you're a fan of Battlefield, the Battlefield series, then you're going to like this. Because it's a slower game. The shooting mechanics are different. It's not the same as the original. I played Call of Duty 2, the fucking World War II one, I think. Yeah. And then after that, I just stopped. Yeah.

Because... If you can't ask me all the time, why are you not gaming anymore? I know. I told him it's not... I tell everybody the same thing. It's not his thing. Yeah. I do kind of like it, but...

No, it's so fun. I do like it. I like the idea of it. I want everyone to know I like, I like video games. But I just don't have the time. Well, there's that. You got to play for, like, a long time to get good. And I don't know, man.

It is fun, though. So I don't really get why I don't do it. What are you going to do? Get home and you got, whatever, two hours with your kid before he goes to bed and you're fucking on the sticks like a fucking crazy? Yeah, as opposed to, say, drinking whiskey at 9 a year's bed and you're fucking on the sticks like a fucking crazy. But also as opposed to say drinking whiskey at nine and a half. No, we chill. We chill.

But also you can make money doing it. So that's another thing that's like, yeah, I could make money doing it, but I just don't, I don't know. Oh, yeah, you need more money. That's a good point. No, I don't know. I like video games. That fucking Spider-Man game was the shit.

You play that one? Yeah, that's great. Fucking fun, bro. And Red Dead Redemption 2. Did you play that? What? Really? I thought it was gay, too.

I'm sorry. I'm just trying to get in. I feel like that would be a good way for him to start because it's got horses. It's got horses. They're ranching. It's got a white horse. It's got full metal gear. What is it?

Metal gear solid? Oh, God. Metal gill solid. Metal gill. Metal gill. Yeah, God. Metal Gear Solid. Metal Gear. Metal Gear. Yeah, whatever it is. What about Twisted Metal? Bro, if they make that again, I'm in.

Yeah, but they'd have to make GoldenEye fucking shitty like that again. Yeah, yeah. Fucking best. They're not going to do that. I think they are actually coming out with a new version of that. And whoever picked Oddjob would be like, fucking cheater, because you're all short. And don't people Twitch old games? He could go on and play Twisted Metal 2 and people would love that shit. Really don't people Twitch old games? He could go on

and play Twisted Metal 2 and people would love that shit. Really? I like open world games though. Yeah. I don't like games where you have to do like a mission

and you can't go wherever you want to go. But that's Red Dead, but no. That's all right. The best game, one of the best games ever was Batman Arkham Knight.

I just downloaded that. Here's how much I don't play video games. I downloaded it a month ago I didn't play it that game is so funny you can play on the road right

that's what I do if you have a bus then but I don't like being on a bus bus? what are you talking about I have a whole kit

I know but you gotta bring it yeah I carry it on you carry it on? yeah it's like a self contained unit from this company

called Games G-A-E-M-S you know Eric's married you can't have a fucking Xbox well I remember when I first excuse me when I was first dating

Rachel you know and I'm getting my game system ready to go right and she's like you're playing video games on the road

bro she's gonna like it she knows exactly where you are the whole time but I go like this I go well normally I would try to chase hoes and she goes like this where's your controller?

Honey, maybe she needs a new game. You need anything else? I was like, this is what I do now. I'm in my hotel room going, you know, on Twitch. And you can watch me. You can watch me. She gets a notification when I go online. You know what I mean?

Not to mention that, you know, she can track me with her phone. You should make it so your notification, because you can make it whatever you want, is Eric is not getting hoes. No hoe here. You know what I mean? But I enjoy it. I love when I go on the road because now I don't have to worry about trying to figure out what I'm going to do. I'm just sitting in my room.

I'll go eat. I'll try to go down to the gym and get on the treadmill for like fucking 20 minutes. There you go, bro. Stay active. Love that shit. All right, let's see what's up. You play games, Nick? I used to a lot.

I was a big Madden guy. Metal Gear Solid was one of my favorite games of all. Metal Gear Solid, that's what it is. What do I call it? Metal Seal? Who knows? But that's one of the best of all time. Yeah, people love that one.

It was a time thing. And people, like you said, people love that one. It was a time thing. And people, like you said, people get so good, it's not fun unless you commit. That's another thing, yeah. This guy goes to the nose meetings with Chris. Oh, yeah. I love big noses. This is Bungo. And I got a king in her stinger.

I was watching this video of this pretty hot girl eating termites for protein. And so the king in her stinger is eating termites for protein. Is he rapping? Wow. He was a real termite problem. He does. So did this one. And so did this one. But this time, it almost fell on my son. All day. He did this one But this time It almost fell on my son Okay All day

He did this all day Buzz buzz Sore sore Wow Fucked it up Think of his editing Fucked it up so much And also

Termite termite I like how hours went by And he was like Wait I gotta do the thing And this is the one he sent Imagine all the cuts Well it took him all day It took him all day Well he does have a termite By the way This is gonna be the one he sent. Imagine all the cuts. Well, it took him all day. It took him all day.

Well, he does have a termite problem. By the way, this is going to be the future. I feel like... Hot chicks eating that shit? We might be 10 years away from like, there's no more cows.

They're not... Oh, yeah, you're right. You know? Chicks? You think chicks are going to be doing this shit? That's what you're saying? No, I'm saying

we're going to be eating bugs. Oh. They've tried it before. They've tried it like five years ago to try the big grasshopper fucking... Not just grasshopper. Those are termite? Whatite what is that yeah it's a termite nest I work too hard to get my protein from turn look at this look at this look at this look is she's gonna lick him like an anteater oh that's a sexy ass anteater yeah but see

this is what I'm saying though though. This is not fair. Because you need like a troll monster. He's going to be a hero. No, no, no, no. I'm saying what I'm saying is like when you do this, when she's doing it, it don't matter. She could be eating dookie and we're going to be like, oh, maybe this is going to be a new thing. Yeah, yeah, I agree. I'm just saying it's like the packaging, like the messenger.

Yeah, show us the warlock. Show us the packaging. I like that. Yeah, I want to see a warlock. The messenger changes the message. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Wow, that's fucking interesting. Alex Jones thinks the World Economic Forum wants us to eat bugs to get our protein from it because it has chitin in the exoskeleton. It'll make us docile. Yeah, he's right. Oh, man. Chitin. Chitin, the exoskeleton. It'll make us docile. Yeah, he's right. Chitin. Chitin, that's the word.

Well, why aren't they pushing it then? Listen, if anyone is listening to Alex Jones ever again, what are we talking about? The guy just had to pay $40 million. I said, well, why aren't they pushing it? He said, they tried. I said, who? And he said, them. That's what all conspiracy guys do. Yeah, but who is it? Come on, dude, you know. I said, who? And he said, them.

That's what all conspiracy guys do. Yeah, but who is it? Like, come on, dude. You know. No, I don't. I'm literally asking. But this is like, Rachel's all about they say. Right, right, right. Is there a website?

TheySay.com? No, no. There should be. Somebody should start TheySay.com because that's where she gets all her information. 50% of when women say that, it means Oprah, by the way. No, no. Now it means TikTok. Ah, okay. Yeah, that's old school. all her information. 50% of when women say that, it means Oprah, by the way. No, no, now it means TikTok. Ah, okay. Yeah, that's old school.

Old school was Oprah. Now it's TikTok. Back to Alex Jones. The problem with Alex Jones, not the problem, but the issue is some of the shit he says, he was right on. A lot of it he's right on. Some of it he's completely off. But the people, if you're a fan of him,

the stuff that he got right, they're like, yeah, but look at this. I'm like, I know, but he got all this wrong. But you're going to be right eventually. Yeah, exactly. I have a few of his pieces. No, he wasn't good enough. Otherwise, he wouldn't have killed all those people. Right, right, right. I'm just saying, everybody's got some good thing they do.

Nobody's entirely evil. Nobody's entirely good. Yeah, but Alex Jones called out the Epstein Island like 10 years ago. Really? On Rogan. He was like, dude, there's this island and this guy Epstein, he's doing all this. And I was like, that sounds fucking crazy. They bring celebrities and politicians there and there's kids.

Well, but Epstein was already being investigated and got off so many, even before that. Not that island. No, but I'm saying everything about him was already there. In the same way, everything about Cosby was already out too. It just took Hannibal Buress was just kind of like, yeah, you should Google this. And then everybody started to go, oh, let me see. And then it just blew up.

The information's out there. Right. Shit, then start a conspiracy podcast, dog. I had dinner with Alex Jones in Austin. Yeah, I can't imagine what that's like. It's so entertaining. It's just a lot. Yeah.

It's so entertaining. Well, yeah, he's entertaining for sure. I mean, Jesus. I know, but he just went too far. Well, he went very far. He really fucked up with the mass shooter stuff. But he had to pay for it. He had to pay.

He literally had to pay for it. Yeah, a lot too. Not as much as you think. What's up with Limp Bizkit? Any amount of money that he had to pay would be like a ridiculous amount of money. Not for him. You know how much he makes a month? No, now? What? Enough. Really?

More than everybody combined in this room. But how though? That's why it was multi-million bigger. More than everybody combined in this room a month? Easily. Easily. Even close. Including Eric?

Well, we know that's not a… Because what happens is the same thing happened with Rogan. I'm not comparing Rogan's career to Alex George's. Of course. Any facet. Right. But what happens is, so they, you know, he's on Fox. He's on CNN.

He's on MSBC, he's all over. So what happens is, a lot of people who just watch that stuff go, yeah, that guy's a piece of shit.

Right, right, right. But then a ton of people go, let me look into this. I understand that. The normal people, let me look into this.

And they go, I kind of fuck with this guy. So it builds his fan base. Yeah, yeah. Because his fans are already there. They still believe in the- Dude,

they tried to cancel Rogan and then he got two or three more million subscribers. And then now, now you don't even hear about that in the – Dude, they tried to cancel Rogan, and then he got two or three more million subscribers. And then now you don't even hear about that shit anymore. No, they can't. All the Spotify people who were like, oh, we got to get – they were like – they must be like – Yeah. You know what I mean?

It's about money. Winner's win. Winner's win. Sometimes it's best just to shut your face. So that's how much he made. That's a lot of money, but that was before all that shit yes 53 million so so so in what and info wars filed banker bankruptcy too but he didn't he's like restructuring and stuff so so to so his his all his shows are on his website right that he controls his network

but yeah his network but he doesn't get advertising stuff there. He has his own supplement line. Like supplements. So what he does is sells that. So that's how you support him. Supplements as in supplements? Like fish oil, like fucking multivitamins. Just, you know, a hustle.

That stuff's great for conspiracy people. He sells that. Yeah. But then the way, even if they're not into vitamins, like, well, we want him to stay on the air. We're going to buy supplements. Got it. And the amount of people air. We're going to buy supplements. Got it. And the amount of people.

When he told me, I was like, holy shit. I think the earth is flat. But that's why he's out there. I think anybody that somebody perceives as like, well, that person's weird or crazy or they're out of pocket or whatever they think about them, just go to the Forbes list and you'll know why they're doing it. All these right-wing guys, for instance, right?

Sean Hannity, all these guys. They make like $50, $60, $75 million a year being like that because there's an audience for them. Ben Shapiro. You know how much Ben Shapiro makes? When I saw that shit? They're the same age. I was like, what the fuck?

Dude, when I saw that, you're going to have me out there being like you know oh what obama ruined this country yeah yeah yeah because you're making you're making 80 million a year that but this is my point this is why i feel like news shouldn't be for profit because how can you be biased how can you be unbiased no yeah if if that amount of money is on the line there should be some sort of what's the one people tucker carlson is another one tucker carlson makes so much money it's like yeah if you're gonna make that much money being that kind of character then what are we talking about that's why you know anyways god look at that the other way i would jump post eight hundred eight thousand eight hundred and ninety thousand paid subscriber how much money

we make off patreon now think of his just just just think of it's just a dollar just think if 890,000 paid subscriber. We make out Patreon. Now think of his. Just think of it as just a dollar. Just think of it as just a dollar a month. Even that's a million dollars. You know what I mean? I think minimum it starts at 10. But I'm just saying.

It's looking bananas. But think about 10 a month. I know. That's bananas. $120 million a year. Correct, sir. Well, they have expenses. I'm just trying to make myself feel better. It's a bigger production, well they have expenses and just trying to make myself

feel better they have over it's a bigger production so they have a lot of more employees so for me I do stand up it's just me

I don't have that many expenses they got like 10 marks you know what I mean yeah yeah they're all with that crazy hair and shit they got 890,000 marks yeah yeah

alright what up Brennan what up Eric what up Chris what up Nick what up Chin what up Culture Corner Yeah, yeah, yeah. against sloppy seconds. I'm doing it because I'm a motherfucking gangster that likes to put my penis inside the vaginas, if you know what I'm saying. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. He's a rapper, right? Woo, woo, sore.

I do that backwards. Gang to my homie, Rob Reese, R.I.P. Love your show. King or sting it. Casual sex with a bitch that's got a dude already.

Do you have to keep calling her bitch? I didn't take this one. I was going to preface it by saying this might be the worst person who's ever submitted. Yeah. That beard. Huh? bitch i i didn't take this one i was good i was gonna preface it by saying this might be the worst person who's ever submitted yeah that beard huh i mean yeah dude i mean if you're gonna say a guy that sleeps with the girl this is the guy yeah but if you're the guy and you find out that's

the guy fucking your girl on wednesday mornings what's the other guy like? That's what I'm saying. Man, I wasn't going to work tonight. Why is he British? I don't know. Does he work for Dracula? I hope you have a good day. Master. Is he Stephen Hawkins? Yeah, that's what I'm saying, but not with the money.

Check this out. Let's say you're the boyfriend. You just happen to be a fan of King of the Sting. And you see this guy, and you go, I've seen this guy before. I don't get this, yeah. You know? I've seen this guy before. You've seen this guy before.

That guy fixed the pool every Wednesday. Yeah, you're going to kind of be like, what? Like, this is like, even if the girl sees this, she's got to be like, what are you doing? Yeah, I think we're going to. I mean, do you, man. Yeah, we can maybe put the whole thing out We're going to move past that one, dude Oh, she's cool

You're going to get caught like What's his face? Like Boston Subtics head coach Oh, this guy, yeah Inia Doku Yeah Well, you know what the thing is, man He was sleeping with

The vice president of the team's wife Well, that's frowned upon But just in general There are policies Coaches can't have relationships with anybody on the roster, in the business. It doesn't even matter. Let me put it like that. It does matter because you can't fire him for infidelity.

No, no, you can't fire him for infidelity. No. I know. That's why they suspended him, but they're looking for a reason to fire him. But here's my point. If you find out Nick is sleeping with your wife, he's not going to be sitting here anymore. You know what I mean? Why not? if you find out Nick is sleeping with your wife he's not going to be sitting here anymore. Why? You know what I mean?

Why not? Producer's got to produce. Nick's a good producer. I'm business first. Noted. And I get it. Hey, Joanna at home like this. Noted.

For some reason he gets a text. I'll be amazed if his phone just went bing. I guess it's on, baby. Sounds like we're in the clear. I don't get why they did what they did. Because one, they can't fire him because he'll be able to sue for unlawful. So they're trying to figure out what to do. But look at me right now. He's never coaching for the Celtics again.

Interesting. And he may never coach again. I disagree. For the Celtics again. Interesting. And he may never coach again. I disagree. But the other thing is. The Lakers should hire him. Dude, these other owners, man. Some gangster shit. These are billionaire dudes, man.

For sure, but A, they need more black coaches. Same way to call it. A, they need more black coaches. When Sprint hired the Verizon guy, that was like. They need more black coaches. He's a good coach. They got plenty of black coaches. Half the league is black coaches.

No, they're not. That's the problem. No, no, no. They're not anymore. You think in the NFL. No, no, I'm thinking NBA. No, the NBA's got plenty. No, they're not. That's the problem. No, no, no. They're not anymore. You think in the NFL. No, no, I'm thinking NBA. No, the NBA's got plenty. No, they're always crying about it.

Oh, to talk about video games. No, the NBA's never crying about that, man. But my thing with him is my boy who played in the NBA, Barnes. Matt Barnes. Matt Barnes, who's close to the situation. He's got a great podcast, too. He goes, you guys. Oh, yeah, All the Smoke.

Yeah, All the Smoke is a dope podcast. I'd like's got a great podcast, too. He goes, you guys. Oh, yeah. All the smoke. Yeah. All the smoke is a dope podcast. I'd like to see him try and do stand-up, but okay. But he was saying they did that press conference, and he's like, there's way more to it. He's like, it's bad. Yeah, yeah. He's like, what we're hearing, it's not even- Well, we don't know what the fuck happened.

Yeah. But again, I heard a lawyer talking about this. Look, they had to have this press conference so they can say that they did something. Because here's the thing, too. All the women that were getting harassed, they're going to sue the Celtics. They're going to sue. They're going to get a class action lawsuit there. They can't just fire him because he's already lawyered up because he's going to be like, you fired me.

Give me my money. Yeah, because it's not in the contract. Well, it's part of the – Well, you can't sleep. I don't know what happened, right? But you can't sleep with people you work with in the office. If that's what happened, then you got to get fired. Yeah, and that's what the Celtics say. We don't condone

this type of behavior. But he still has a precedent to be like, well, you still got to pay. The problem is he's a good coach. That's why there's a fight for it. I think it's just personal. I think it's personal. I think he slept with someone's wife

he shouldn't have, you know, and they're going for him because of that. That guy's furious. You know, vice president and your,

you know, and you know how he got caught there? I read this article about it. Who knows if it's true or not, but like the, on the ring camera. Yeah,

I heard about that too. Yeah, the ring camera. That ring camera. He the ring camera what she was that ring camera he was coming in like you know he came to the house I say you the clip watch it and then and then we'll play or not but watch it first I just you're saying this clip is bad no he just said because we're talking about the n-word we all sting the n-word yeah oh he's got it right there. Oh, you found it. I can't believe you guys haven't seen this. You had it too, Eric?

He just sent it to me. Oh, word. It's the ultimate wait for it. Hello? Yes, sir. Hey, how you doing? Hey, sorry to bother you. I'm Fernando. I work for Peak Energy. We're in a few doors down. We're in 1845. Okay.

So we do solar around here. We're just coming around talking. Sorry, dude. Neighbors. I apologize, man. And the guy's black? No, man. That wasn't even...

Look at... Look just... Holy shit. Oh my... Holy... Look at him. Watch this. Watch this.

Look, look. Should I... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah Like just oh Shit look at it. Watch this watch this look look should I go back and Should I go back and ask him if you want solar panel? He knows he a fire What up? Yeah But like but that's kind of like calls work, but yeah, he said has his film camera.

But that's kind of like... You can call his work, but yeah, he said... No, no, no. But people... Solar panels... No, but videos, everything, man. This is just like Ray Rice. You know what I'm saying?

Donald Sterling. You know? Donald Sterling. Exactly. All that stuff. You know what I mean? It's just... That's like...

That's one of those... That guy regularly talks like that. Do you think... Okay, so this is... That was going to be my question. Yeah. But that was going to be my question. He just regularly talks like that. He's think? Okay, so that was going to be my question. But that was going to be my question. He just regularly talks like that.

He's probably like when he's with his friends or when he's like, yeah, man, I'm on this neighborhood talking to all these. That's just how he talks. You know what I mean? Here's the thing, too. I think people are prejudiced. I think people use the word racist. Racism implies to me when you have power over someone and you can change the – you can take money out of their pocket. You can stop them from doing things.

I don't think – like if there's like – say it's like autism. I think people's racism is on the spectrum too. Yeah, sure. You know what I'm saying? So I'm not quick to be like, well, this dude's – you're hateful. Right, right, right, right. I don't know if this guy's necessarily like hateful so much as he's just this dude's really hateful. Right, right, right, right. I don't know if this guy's necessarily hateful so much as he's just one of these white guys. Right, right, right.

God, he fucked up. You know what I mean? God, he fucked up. That's such a fuck up. He had the moment too where he was like, oh, no. But also when he saw the black guy in his head, he was saying the N-word. And he's like, we're selling solar panels to... Maybe.

And it was like, oh, selling solar panels to... Maybe. And it was like, oh, shit. Neighbors, that's, you know what I mean? That's not... It's not even really that close. That's not that close.

And it was a hard ER. It wasn't like fun. Is he in a black neighborhood that he like does this all the time? No. I think he was surprised. He sells all the time, I'm saying.

Right, right, right. I think he was surprised. Like click, and when the black answer in his head, initial reaction was, oh, that's a ninja. Yeah. And then he said it out loud.

Yeah. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know. I have no idea that, that, that was, that is a,

that is crazy to me that that happened. What, whatever kind of mistake it is, whether it's the oops, my racism is showing, or I don't even know I had a brain aneurysm, no matter what it is, it's such a fuck up.

And so we need to be like, listen, I have CT. I played football in high school for two years. But the is is like this is like you know the fact that you have footage of it is what makes oh yeah oh yeah because i'm saying how many moments do normal people have like that not talking about race no no no but just slip of the tongue sure like if you came in there and told that story like yeah that's crazy but this? When you see it like that? Oh, it's bad. First of all, I wouldn't want to have

my brain fart moments recorded on a ring cam. No, of course not. You know what I mean? But it's like, this guy's like, you just take it, own it,

and move on. I heard you got a promotion. But it just sucks that that's a mistake. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome. It's now Kingston,

Wings, Sing, and Ming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so I don Wings, Sing, and Ming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. So I don't know. Whatever. But yeah.

Who is this guy? Hey, guys. It's your friend Eric from Detroit. Dime piece. I got a debate club for you. If you have a receding hairline such as myself, should you keep your hair grown out to hide it? No, you look good. You have a good head. You should just you look good. You have a good head.

I had it long for a while. No. And I thought I would look better with short hair, so I buzzed it. But now you can tell that my forehead doesn't back out. No, you can't. You look fine. You look like fucking Nick Bosa to a T. Some advice.

This is eating at me. Oh, really? Men with receding hairline, Keep it grown out or buzz it. Okay. I wish I knew how old he was. I know, Eric. Eric, go ahead. Can I get into this one?

I know what you're going to do. No, no. I'm saying, here's the thing. You keep it. Like, this isn't that bad. No. This guy going on. Spot on.

But once this starts getting a little smaller, this part right here, like the LeBron James thing, then it's got to go. And his forehead isn't like D'Elia-ish, you know what I mean? So it's not like, yeah, if it was longer, but you're maybe like two, three years away from just shaving your head. But also, he has so many other features. You see how LeBron James went on the left there, how stupid that looks?

His doesn't look that dumb yet. Well, hold on, though. That guy might be where it ends up, that guy. I know, but that's what you shaved. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm saying this might be it for this guy. Well, you're saying, but in two or three years, if it gets worse. No, it's going to get worse.

You think so? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is going to keep getting thinner and thinner and thinner. That's what happens. But he's lucky because he has a good head. Some guys look like that, though. He has a good head. Yeah, yeah, he does.

And obviously, he's a dying piece, so he's an attractive he's lucky because he has a good head. Some guys look like that. He has a good head and obviously he's a dying piece so he's an attractive dude. I think he'll be fine bald. He's got a solid head. Can he wear a wig? I don't get why wigs aren't cool. He's just not a thing. He looks good. Who's wearing a wig? You mean like a toupee? Yeah. Steve Martin, Jeremy

Piven. I could keep going. Look at that. That's a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet. That's Carlos Boozer. What is this guy? He just spray painted it. But he was trolling. He was? No way. So I was like, that looks dope, dude.

Jimmy Butler was trolling with his haircut. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it? Oh, it's so stupid. Never seen it. He just busted it out. It's big ass like dreadlocks. Oh. Oh seen it. He just busted it out. It's big ass dreadlocks. Oh, wow. That's not real.

No, it is real. It's not his real hair, right? He said it was. He's joking and he keeps saying it's not extensions. I think it is extensions. You can't grow your hair that fast. No way, because he had that haircut in the playoffs. Yeah, but this guy's going to be fine. Yeah, because the problem is when you have an ugly face and your ugly head, he's a dime-piece dude.

Hey, y'all. My name's Ashley. I'm calling from Odessa, Texas. Love the show. I think y'all are fucking hilarious. I think it's so funny when you can hear Nick giggling in the background. Me too. That sends me every time,

even though I'm already laughing, that just like does it for me. I have a King and her sing it for you. Contacts, glasses, or eye lacing. I had the surgery a couple of months ago. The best choice I've ever made in my life feels good being a bad bitch that can

see, but I also have chronic dry eye was it worth it definitely but let me know would you do it i'll drive gang buzz does anyone have the surgery in it she's saying no she's saying because she got the surgery she has chronic dry eye oh is it and mine is because i had the surgery years i mean fuck 15 20 years ago my uh the side effect for me after time so I drive at night the lights are like blurry like star like even star that's I've been driving sometime again this fog is crazy surgery that cause that could be there

could be the CT splashing up yeah it could be like the getting hit in the head so viciously I'm a glasses guy yeah like glasses though. I think glasses are... Yeah, I'm a glasses guy. Yeah, no shit. This guy's blind as fuck too. He's just like, he's over here fake with his contacts. Oh, your contacts?

Yeah. Why? You ever seen him with his glasses? Ridiculous. He looks like his dad. Yeah, my dad. But also,

you can see much better with contacts than you can with glasses. You think so? Yeah, the doctor. I mean, because I have both and when I put my glasses on,

it's not as sharp and I went to the eye doctor. I'm like, why is it not as sharp? Yeah, the doctor. I mean, because I have both. And when I put my glasses on, it's not as sharp. And I went to the eye doctor. I'm like, why is it not as sharp? It's the same prescription. And he's like, because when it's on your eye, it's just better. My dad had the surgery. So now I can't even. I would use glasses.

I like glasses. My pops had the LASIK surgery like a week ago. But his mom died. My grandma died. And he had to do like all the speaking thing. And for whatever reason, when you have it now, they give you the glasses like Steven Seagal looks like. He looked ridiculous at the funeral. Really?

He was, can you take the glasses off? Refused to. Because he couldn't see. Well, medical. No, it's not because you can't see. It's because it has something to do with, like, bacteria or something getting in there for, like, the first week. Oh, wow. So they're, like, fucking bono from YouTube.

Oh, really? I got to look. Oh, like you're freaking in a swimming pool? Yeah. I was like, Dad, what the fuck? Dude, he looks so dope talking to the fuck, giving the eulogy. Sup, brah? My dad.

Yeah. Sup, guys? He goes, you know, he's nervous to speak. He goes, gone too soon. My dad's one of 11. I'm really close to my uncle's and aunt's. I was like, that went too soon. She was 98.

Yeah. Yeah. 98. It's like the queen. You don't want to die the same way as the queen though i mean it just overshadows it i mean i mean you know 12 days by the way speaking it's like r.i.p david arnold you know what i mean 50 he would he would be five or something he'd be upset knowing that the queen took his thunder yeah she overshadowed everything. The people are funny like, yeah, good, she deserves it. Deserves it?

She was 90? You know what's funny? She wrote a letter to the people of, I don't know if it was New Zealand or someplace, that the British people of like, and she said, please open this in like 2086 or something like that.

And they just opened it? And they just opened it? I would open it now. She just opened it. As soon as they got it. I would open it. Now. She just opened it. She just had a bunch of racist shit. Did they open it? She just had a bunch of racist shit in there.

That's what I thought you were going to say. You know what's funny is like the royal family's not You know the royal family they're not even British. What are they? None of them are British. She's German I think or some shit.

Well they're all fucking Inbred and German and fucking Well Inbred. You're Alex. It's so weird. I'm mad imagine though that this is they're still part of a line bring it out don't they go back to like you know like there's been like 75 million shows about queen elizabeth yeah oh the crown you know there's so many of them every year they seem

to make one a new one about the same story i'm sorry did you like the crown or no i didn't say it four times i finished the tutors well crown's Crown's fucking dope. House of Dragons. What's up, Daddy? How good is it? It was great. They win. I just do find it ridiculous that she's having kids and her husband

is a black dude with blonde hair and none of her kids look like that. You don't think we're going to know? Sometimes those babies are lighter skin. Still. Are you not happy and none of her kids look like that. It's like, you don't think we gonna know? We know how it goes. Sometimes those babies are lighter skin. Still. Are you not happy that the richest dude in the kingdom is a black guy?

That don't make you happy? It's not about that. I'm just saying it's about, it's about like the daughter, whatever her name is, how she's like so brazen with her affair. You know what I mean? Just brazen. You don't watch it, huh? No, but I finished the Tudors.

How was it? It's not that good. Have you seen The Crown? I've watched the whole fucking thing. You've never seen The Crown? I'm never going to answer that question. $3 million in episodes? I haven't answered it,

and I'm never going to answer it. That's just going to be one of those things I'll never answer. I've never seen it. You're lost. I've never seen it. Handmaid's Tale? You've watched that? I stopped watching that. That's just depressing. be one of those things I'll never answer. I've never seen it. You're lost. I've never seen it. You're lost. Handmaid's Tale? You ever watch that?

I stopped watching that. That's just depressing. It's like nobody. Oh, my God. The thing about Handmaid's Tale that drives me nuts is you'll hear people in the world be like, it's because we're living in Handmaid's Tale. And you're like, this is nothing. What are you fucking talking about?

Dude, this is nothing like that fucking Handmaid's Tale. I watch your shit. Well, not is nothing like that fucking handman sale. Watch this shit. Well, not here in this country. Well, yeah, but you got fucking white chicks at Starbucks saying this shit. Yeah, I know. But she would just happen in Iran. They killed this girl, and now they're revolting. They're burning their burqas and all that kind of stuff now.

You want to move there. Me? I don't want to move to Iran. It's fucking terrible. I mean, that's just awful. That's what cut you, Brendan, with some dates. Be in Iran. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

18 through the 26. Iran, December. I'm going to be in Lakeland, Florida, and then we're taking a thick crew to fucking Iran. A thick crew. No, but I will be in Boston. Yeah, Ontario Improv and Calusa Casino coming up. So come see me there. And check me out on Twitch, Eric Griffin Gaming.

Oxnard, I'll see you. Oxnard, I'll see you Saturday. I'll be in Peoria. I'll be in Savannah. And I'll be in Raleigh. And wait, there's another one, Tempe. That feels good. That'd feel nice.

God, it would be cool if like a big dude massaged you. Yep, I like that. I'm in Boston this Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Laugh Boston. Almost sold out. If it sells out by Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Laugh Boston. Almost sold out. If it sells out by Wednesday, I'll add a show on Saturday. And then San Jose is October 13th through the 15th. San Jose Improv.

Salt Lake City, October 20th through the 22nd. One of my favorite clubs. Wise Guys. Shout out to Keith. And then I end October in Calgary, Canada. I'm coming up, eh? Calgary is October 27th at the Rooftop, downtown Calgary. That thing's almost sold out, so we're going to add a show on the

28th, so get your tickets for either that Thursday or Friday. Tickets at thickboy.com. Love you guys, man. Thanks for tuning in. Guys, thank you. Mm-hmm. Sting, back up in the Sting I just got a call that said they wanna end the wing They got me working OT all night long How many times I gotta make this song?

Ay, hold on, what is this? Now y'all wanna switch? Y'all just added Stevie and Eric And now y'all adding Chris? How's that gonna fit? Wait, I get the gist I just probably have to slow it down and hit it like this It's the king, the wing, and the Sting

It's the wing and the king and the Sting Hold on, hold on Hold on, wait a minute, let me think It's the king and the Sting and the wing Let's go Outro Music