The Golden Hour - Episode 2: Happy New Year!

Episode Date: January 2, 2019

The guys add a new segment called Flaunt your Aunt for the New Year! Also, King it or Sting it, Debate Club and more, enjoy!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Backstreet Boys sometimes. I didn't play it, but if somebody else played it, then I would hear it. You wouldn't tell them to turn it off. I don't either. I would be like, oh, these guys are bitches, and then I would kind of enjoy it. Me too. That shit's weak. I enjoy a nice Backstreet do you yeah bro we grew up on a backstreet so

i guess i'm familiar like but that that's not what they were talking about it was like they were talking about like kind of sexy shit yeah something you can relate to it though young man and a lot of my glitter on them glitter yeah a lot more freshly shaved especially the men's sink boys you remember in sync oh in sync now that was different because that jt justin timberlake for those of you that don't know he's the lead of that band and you could just see the talent ooze from his pores like he was gonna ditch those losers and move on and do big things yeah the one guy just had sideburns that was his only skill and then the other the other one looked like a Muppet, baby.

Yeah. I mean, JT was basically probably one of the top six or seven wiggers of all time, I think. Whoa. Easy. No wigger? No. JT? Come on, bro.

Bro, he's. And I wish you could see his 23andMe results, I bet. You think there's some. Oh, he's definitely. Why? Because he can dance? I mean, he can do different. He's very faceted I bet. You think there's some... Oh, he's definitely... Why, because he can dance? I mean, he can do different... He's very faceted, you know?

He's multi... Look at him. He's like a Sammy Sosa-colored Jamie Foxx. He's like Sammy Sosa's blue-eyed son, yeah. That's kind of how he looks. The rest of that band suck, though. Happy New Year. Yeah, you too man 2019 baby 2019

coming strong with the king in the sting don't touch me don't touch me dude oh it's cool it's cool you wore your fucking uh overall what the fuck what is this what is it i'm glad you wore your long johns into the studio dude these are 100 cotton yeah that's what long johns are bro yeah well thank you for dressing up today this isn't you know artificial stuff is 100 cotton dude whatever bro you look like a backup dancer for beyonce or something like you like you're going through rehearsal or something do we do we have rehearsal today you look like you look like rehearsal for nickelback even though they don't have dancers bro you i yeah you do you look basically you're like a fat guy dude that's shaped well you're

not even really strong that doesn't even work dude yeah it doesn't work you look like jared leto's side piece whatever like he dressed you this morning like put those put the fucking pajamas back on not even so i can suck your dick when i want what look at those fucking pants bro and these are eggshell white and these are 100 caught yeah bro those are long johns where i come from they're not they're not long johns yeah they are they're very relaxing yeah whatever um yeah dude you're not even you're basically i thought about this yesterday dude you're kind of like a fat guy, you know? Why though? Not even because. Just because. Wait, I'm not strong?

I saw you working out, bro. What the fuck? Dude, you got the body of Kermit the Frog. She's vegan, son. Dude, I have a lord. You're a flat ass. Well, really? Yeah, bro.

You're the only dude in Louisiana with a flat ass. Then why, if why if i you know soiled myself in kindergarten or whatever the backup pants they would give me were from this other boy named burt that had down syndrome oh and they got dumpers oh dude they got the j in the tray baby they got junk in the trezor all of them la face ds booty yeah you know i'm saying la face with a ds booty ghetto booty but yeah dude i've realized you kind of look like you're well molded kind of fat but very contoured fat it's like you're not yeah some some some say it's a figure it's like i'm saying it's a figure yeah it's just soft and yours yours is like you you're built like kermit the frog like i saw you working out i was like oh wow that is not inspiring at all look dude like that must be years of the drugs you did and

just gave you how you can be how you can be addicted to coke and have that body like usually people are shredded bro like how well look i'll tell you this when i first did cocaine the first time i ever bought it i thought it was a um performance enhancing drug that's what somebody told me which it is yeah and i did a couple grams i ran about eight miles and when i was at louisiana state in about seven minutes i ran pretty quick and then i jumped over a fence into somebody's backyard dude and uh it got a little bit dicey but it was um you know it was nighttime um good bro we brought in we brought in the new year's the right way man at the comedy store at the comedy store yeah good show man it was a fun show that was really fun it was fun we made it happen and we're still alive and we got an opportunity to make king it or sting

it that's right dude and uh shout out to all the people who made king in the sting the number one podcast in the world yeah everybody i think who was that the middle east oh really least watched this mainly slams they call them muslims we call them slims the slim oh shit all right and who else did it them bics arabics the chinese the knees uh knees the knees thank you for making this number one knees yeah the knees boy how about the reans? Koreans people from Iran Iran Iran Yeah, the reans. Yeah Koreans the Marines Oh, yeah, are them lepers people that are actually just lepers But no, thank you very much one it is are just pilots, you know, I'm saying like we're still trying to figure the format out This is a new shit for us today, too. Yeah, we're still doing debate club King or sting it

Yeah, we got a couple of other we have some shit for you yeah we're gonna come up with a new we're gonna launch a new topic at the end today and um let's get into it yeah man and the next week we kick the official show off because we're in our new studio baby don't be nervous don't be scared don't be scared i feel overwhelmed kind of do you back strings back yeah it makes me feel a little bit better but still i feel overwhelmed, kind of. Do you? Back, strings, back. All right. Yeah, it makes me feel a little bit better, but still I feel overwhelmed. Yeah, watch your mouth when you talk about JT, though. Oh, dude.

Should we kick this off, dude? Let's kick it. Debate club first. Oh, debate club first, huh? Debate, bro. From our mascot. Oh, he's back. Gang, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang.

The human gopher here, reporting for duty, motherfuckers. King of the Sting, by the way, of Theo the Best of the Best, Rat King Von, and the former UFC MMA assassin, The Sting, Brendan Schaub. To answer your question, it would be an honor to be a mascot for your show.

Just tell me what I need to do. I'm from Saratoga Springs, New York, 40 minutes north of Albany. I am a Trabax from age 14 to 24, and I still make a cameo at the gym once in a while. I'm 33 now, and most people find me somewhat entertaining, but who's to say? I have a debate that easily could have come up by now, so I'm going to mention it. Pop versus alcohol. Which one do you prefer, and which one's worse for you?

Gang, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang. Ho! Pop versus alcohol. Debate that shit! and which one's worse for you? Gang, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang. Ho! Pop versus alcohol. To beat that shit, boy! Is that Joey Diaz? I mean... Real quick for the listeners, in general, we don't need a full bio like that.

Yeah, we don't. He gets a pass. He gets a pass. 20 minutes north of Albany, and you take a left off Morrison Street. I'm there. I live with my mom. I'm in the basement. You see the fucking hole.

When I got upset, she wouldn't give me my dinner. I went, bam, bitch. There is. You couldn't see this. If you're not watching on the YouTube, there's a hole in the wall right behind this guy. And this is one of those familial holes. This is a family-induced hole. Correct.

And this hole came. There was a lot of stuff that happened before this hole. Some would say domestic violence. Yeah. Yes. Correct. And this hole came. There was a lot of stuff that happened before this hole. Some would say domestic violence. Yeah. Yes. They call it DV, boy. The mom wasn't doing something that he wanted, and he got very upset.

Yeah. This is only warm, Janet. You know? But all right. Pot versus alcohol. You pick first, man. Debate club? Well, I can't drink alcohol right now, so I'm going to go with, and I can't use pot either,

but I'll go with pot. I'm going to go with pot. You're taking pot? Yep. All right. That means I'm going to go with, and I can't use pot either, but I'll go with pot. I'm going to go with pot. You're taking pot? Yep. All right. That means I got alcohol. Okay. Go ahead, bro.

I'll say this about pot, man. Pot is something that you can easily, you can use it a lot of different ways. Smoke it. Hide it in your body. You could put it in your butt. You could drip it. Cannabinoid. Oil.

You can put it in a smoothie pot you can take a hit off of a pot blow it into a buddy's face or into a girl's mouth if you're trying to get her high and you know an asshole i don't think you can blow it into her asshole dude that is very french i think but this is something you could get that hit and do something wild with it you could put it into a cake you know now you can do that with alcohol with it. You could put it into a cake, you know? Now, you can do that with alcohol, but it's only a couple of cakes. Rum cake and, you know, gin, jurr snaps, you know? So outside of that, pot is that, you know, that beautiful thing.

You can blow it into the air vents and get your folks all fucked up and do beautiful stuff with it, and God made it. Nah, man out this one's easy alcohol this one's super easy alcohol name any time just say why it's easy yeah here's the thing name the time when you went to a fucking party everyone's just smoking weed and dudes were getting their dick sucked hell no you're having shots titties are out the alcohol's flowing liquid courage you ever heard of liquid smoke courage not me not never bro it would be never dude smoke courage that doesn't no you can do both bro smoke courage does not exist

liquid courage does so ugly dudes like you can hook up with hot chicks that's why alcohol works bro yeah you don't have that haircut and get your dick sucked without girls being drunk if they're high they just laugh this isn't a haircut this is an upper ambiance whatever bro but when you're high your hair looks even more ridiculous when you're drunk it looks sexy you should be going alcohol bro all right i'm gonna go frat parties all right come to my party do you have any drinks nope just weed all right no one's getting their dick sucked well you go to party and they got all whiskey okay it's getting wild i respect your i, go to a party and they got all whiskey. Okay.

It's getting wild. I respect your, I respect your side. I'm going to say this. My closing arguments will be this, but weed is that thing. You could blow it into the wind and let it go downhill and pick up a couple of babies and have them climb up the hill to come see you. You know what I'm saying? You, you know, you spray a beer into the air and that bitch just kind of falls off to its side.

You know, like last night, champagne was a pop and champagne was a poppin fucking reefer you know i'm saying right but a jaunt would have brought a couple people in bro start a fire yeah fires here in california you chief up that jaunt it's gonna bring a couple of people in you know again everyone's laughing then they laugh at the way you dress your hair alcohol it makes you look cooler dude if you want to be drunk yeah if you want to be drunk man be drunk you know and i'll be high bro and when you're high you meet people you meet black guys and cool stuff you go to videos when you're drunk who do you meet huh satan yeah people under bridges and trolls yeah trolls dude and hot chicks good and the bad bro trolls hot but weed will make any chick feel hot dude i remember bro i remember being high i mean so high dude i felt like i had

fucking six eyes bro and and four of them were in my fucking heart and i remember making love to women and their bodies dude even if their body had a Even if their body was kind of a junkyard, it felt beautiful. And that's marijuana. You never hooked up with a slumper when you're hammered? You never hooked up with a grateful two just because you were drunk? Because you both look kind of like, fuck it. It's the end of the night. We've both been sipping on martinis.

You look like shit. I look like shit. I look like shit. Martinis, dude. Martinis, bro. Where are you drinking at? Macaroni Grill? Yeah, bro. Dude, you're living large, bro.

Nuh-uh, son. I'll be at Chili's, bro. All right, you never had a full rack of ribs and a couple beers deep and an awesome blossom and getting involved with that asshole? How many appetizers you throw into it? I'm not hooking up with a big gal for no reason bro you are if you're drunk bro yeah but if you're high you're not because they're gonna look funny i'm not you're gonna think you're you're fucking with rhinoceros high

makes high fucks your brain up dude oh you're talking about getting all south african bro yeah dude look i'll get it you know call me the animal kingdom bro yeah call me steve erwin boy you're drunk grateful twos dude grateful twos it's called the grateful dead no you don't want You know, call me the animal kingdom, bro. Yeah, dude. Call me Steve Irwin, boy. You get drunk, Grateful Two's, dude. Grateful Two's. It's called the Grateful Dead. No, you don't want to kill them. No, you don't want to kill them. Jesus, bro.

I'm going to say, dude, look, man. I don't think, I would rather do weed. And now this debate isn't over because it never ends here. And Nick and Chin have some more information for you fellas right now. It's just getting started. Yeah. rather do weed and now this debate isn't over because it never ends here uh and nick and chin have some more information for you fellows right now it's just getting started yeah yeah because every week we're going to be getting the fan responses on every single one of these topics we're going to put out a friday episode that's all fan fan submitted you just have to get your submissions and your responses in the day this episode comes out by the end of the day wednesday

yeah maybe a good time is what 11 p.m pacific standard boom what else we got pacific standard you guys maybe that's what we live in driving out 2300 hours or even midnight 11 pacific central time number two roberto morales oh yeah So Morales. Oh, yeah. All right. Yo, what up, Theo? What up, big dog? This is Roberto coming out of the Bay Area, California. And I want to see if you guys wanted to debate a quick topic for me. Fucking talking about real deal, no Taco Bell shit, Mexican food. And like some real deal, no Panda Express shit, Chinese food.

What do you got? What do you got? Mexican versus Chinese. It's getting racist in this month so uh you know where i'm going with say we gotta take it easy viva la russia peace no i don't know russia he's from russia viva la russia was he on top of the fucking bridge where was he well first of all that guy was in a fire yeah or let's say he was high as shit or he was cooking something yeah it's tough to tell shout out to that dude uh yeah i'm kicking this one off senor morales i'm kicking this one off this one's so fucking easy i'll see my girls from guadalajara so i eat a lot of authentic mexican food i eat a lot of quesadillas

and the thing is is mexican food Mexican food, fucking destroys authentic Chinese food. Name some authentic Chinese food you've ever had. Dude, Mexican food, have you ever had real mole or fucking salsa or taquitos or fucking plantas? You ever had any of that, bro? You ever had sopa or fucking pozolele you're at pozole huh bro dude yeah you ain't ready bro i've had some bad my life bro i've had some dirty pozole in my life brother trust me i lost my virginity behind the uh but tiffany lane's bowling alley over there for highway 190 do a good still in operation a good fucking fish taco like

some authentic mexican fucking food fish is a asian dish if we're now you're incorporating my side of the net no and what i want to say is this dude first of all yeah mexican you basically shoot anything put cheese on it brother you know what i'm saying and igualmente you know papa but what i'm saying is this chinese food comes from i've had great chinese food um kung pao no general so's fucking grilled koi i've had damn grilled koi brother and that shit's probably about 90 a slice dude i'll give you beef and broccoli but other than that you ain't shit beef and broccoli bro that's like dude that's from the netherlands bro i'll give you sweet and sour chicken outside that though next food fucked you up dude i've had real

chinese food where you're eating it and a chinese do come and just kick you in the fucking neck oh man really yeah dude i'm talking about beheading each other i'm talking about you can taste in the fucking distance you can taste your ancestors fucking looking for fertile soil, brother. Dude, I heard when you eat ramen noodles that the seasoning is Chinese man's sweat. Is it really? That's what I heard. Powdered down? Powdered sweat.

Oh, wow. Yeah. I could see that if you had enough of it and you really cooked it down. But Chinese versus Mexican? Look, bro. Name a real Chinese food. Dumplings? Duck? You guys eat a lot of fucking duck. Name a real Chinese food. Dumplings? Duck?

You guys eat a lot of fucking duck. Oh, the Chinese? Duck is the worst. Greasy as fuck. Duck's so easy to kill. Okay. You ever play Duck Hunter on Nintendo? Easiest game there is.

Dude, I've definitely, look, I've caught a bunch of duck. And I'll say this. Duck, probably one of the four or five easiest birds to catch. Super easy. Turkey, duck. One, two. And I've been in china when i've seen somebody they grab a duck by the what is the top long part coming out of the long stupid

neck the neck yeah and then they grab it and then they just flip it over and beat it right against the ground chinese don't give a fuck you you don't want to be a duck you don't want to be a female in china dude dude i was in vietnam we paid guy $40 to kill a pig right in front of us. You know? Oh, that's it? Dude, Mexican food, bro. First of all. Shit your pants.

Oh, very. Shit your pants. Yeah. You get to eat the right kind of picante and cilantro. You get some of that, bro, you will shit your pants. Why do you say it like that? That's how they talk, dude. Really?

Yeah, I've been around it. Wow. But it's the same thing they got four ingredients bro it's like taco bell you realize a gordita is just a double decker with some sour cream on top you realize the tostadas a mexican pizza just folded twice and a lot of that lettuce that you guys are making right now is bad so you guys have a lot of bad lettuce well you're now you're referring to Chipotle. Yeah. And I will say this.

Chipotle makes the best goddamn taco on planet Earth. Do they really? Yeah, bro. You get that soft taco with the white fucking rice, white only. They put the chicken on top. Oh, God. That sounds good. Can't beat that, bro.

Dude, you know what? I don't even want Chinese food anymore. Right? You ever had a good Chinese food truck? No. You ever had a good fucking Mexican truck? No. You've got a good fucking Mexican truck. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, dude, if somebody had a gun full of Mexican food, this is how I made my decision just now. If somebody had a gun full of Mexican food or a gun full of Chinese food, and I'd let one of them shoot it right into my fucking mouth. You don't want that fucking orange chicken flying down your throat. No, you want that con queso.

Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. I want some of it to fucking land on my back, you know? You want that con queso on your fucking, that butt queso. Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. I want some of it to fucking land on my back, you know? Yeah, that con queso on your fucking, that butt nose of yours, bro. Dude, this is nice. It's a very unique nose, bro. No, it's good, bro. I'm saying a butt nose is a good thing.

Some of my family's from Nicaragua and Rome, you idiot. Yeah, I know, bro. Let's cover it with cheese, bitch. And I can't even breathe that good. Yeah, I hear you. But, all right, dude. All right, what else we got? So, I can't, well, then the last thing I'll say about this Chinese food.

I'll give you guys orange chicken. Okay. And I'll say this about Chinese food. It is the it's good right when you order it. That's it, though. And it loses its value immensely. By the minute. Oh, it is the Bruce Willis.

What's that movie he was in? Drop Dead Fred. What is the movie he was in? Die Hard. Die Hard. It's that movie he was in? Drop Dead Fred. What is the movie he was in? Die Hard. Die Hard. It's the Die Hard of cuisine. See? Because that shit starts ticking time.

Pop quiz, hot shot. Pop quiz, hot shot. 40 minutes later, it's like eating drywall, bro. It's the worst. Now, Mexican food's like Clint Eastwood. Oh, yeah. Everything's good. For a long time.

Forever. Yeah. That shit's good. It stands up over time. Oh, yeah. Go's good. For a long time. Forever. Yeah. That shit's good. It stands up over time. Oh, yeah. Go heat up an enchilada from last week. Delicious. But build a wall right outside of my ass because you cannot.

That stuff's coming out. It's coming over. Build a wall. That's coming over, bro. You're stupid. That stuff is coming over. All right. What else we got?

All right. Number three from keith mcavoy and what do you got shout out to all the keys out there but a lot of keys a lot of keys yeah a lot of keys out there and yes uh let us know what you think about chinese food versus mexican and what do you think give us better points than us we why don't we go to a damn source right here well chin's not chinese he's Chinese. He's Korean. That's like asking a guy from Argentina what he thinks of Mexican food. No, it's like asking a guy from Louisiana, well, what the fuck are people from Alabama like? You know what I'm saying? You don't know.

Chime in, but I got some ideas, dude. What do you think, Chin? Not you fucking baby gap. Look at you. Jesus Christ, bro. Why you get racist? Why Chin have to know about Chinese? Because you're from Korea, bro?

Huh? And you called him a chink earlier. I didn't call him a chink. I said that's their team name no if they got married in hollywood you call him a chink i would never say that about i heard it that he's not even from china he's from korea you idiot i know bro but that that that's offensive wherever you're from how is it you call me a chink i take offense. Huh? What? I'll call you something. You. Go ahead. Get racist, bro.

Here's Keith McAvoy. All right, guys. I got something for y'all to debate. Me and my roommate who's not here at the moment. Why is one eye bigger than the other? We trying to see who's hotter. Margot Robbie or Rihanna? I don't know, man.

Y'all help us. Oh, fellas. This is a tough one. One eye isn't bigger than the other, bro. We can't put that in there. That's going to break that fucking guy's heart, man. Dude, that's life, bro.

Like if someone goes, oh, Brent and Chavez, whatever. Ears are fucked up. Face is fucked up. Looks like you got stung by a bunch of bees. Keep going. That's life, bro.

I came out in my mama's womb like this. That's just me. That's like seeing a fucking dolphin. You're like, that thing's great. One of his eyes is bigger than the other. I wombed up like this. I wombed up. I wombed up like this.

Stay woke, bro. One of your eyes is bigger than the other. Not a big deal. You're right. He more posed the question than made fun of him. He was just like, why is one eye bigger? That's fair. And maybe he's like, it's not.

I'm high as fuck. Or I'm a pirate in the off. You know what I'm saying? Like in my off time, I'm a pirate for kids. Well, I'll say it is. That man right there, he seemed like he's from another country. And he said he had a roommate who I didn't see which sounds like a dateline episode sounds like he's lying and what did he ask about uh rihanna uh margot robbie margot robbie i don't

even i don't like rihanna so because she's just overused you oh fuck oh boy nick how dare you theo get your boner ready bro get that little boner ready, bro. Get that little boner spiced the fuck up. Little boner? You have to order more pants to hold it. Well, they're so fucking tight. I can see your dick wrinkles from here. Well, quit looking down there. There's a lot of the rest of me should look at.

Talk shit about Rihanna. Me too. Look at Rihanna, bro. Let me see more of her. How dare you? Look at that chocolate skin. And she likes it with a dick taste. She looks like Reggie Miller, but way hot.

Wow. That is fucked up, bro. You hurt my feelings, man. You hurt my feelings. That's my girl. I'm going to take offense to it. Dude, I'd like to see her and John Starks fucking go at it. Damn, bro.

John Starks is not the guy from Game of Thrones. What are you thinking of Iron Man? Who's the one I get to cheer for? You pick first. Margot Robbie, bro. You said you hate Rihanna, so you have Margot Robbie. Yeah, because I love Rihanna. And who is he, a British guy?

Margot Robbie? Nah, man, come on. Wolf of Wall Street? She's Australian? Put another shrimp on the barbie? Oh, wow. Dimey, dimey, bro. You ain't her type. I'll tell you that right now. Bro, I am her wow. Dimey, dimey, bro. Dude. You ain't her type. I'll tell you that right now.

Bro, I am her type. She's looking at me in that photo. She ain't your type. I'll tell you that right now. Can I see another photo of her so I can see more of her? Unless you meet her at an AA meeting, you ain't going to sniff of that girl, bro. Hey, how about them tits, you know? Boy, she got them real heat sacks, huh? Yeah, bro.

Couple one-two flous one two flowers dude i would break my neck just to fucking i i i would saw off my pinky toes for her wow that's all her huh would you cut off your ear to fuck her no really yeah dude she that's a vincent vagina you're talking about dude she ain't cutting off my ear to fuck anybody, bro. Couple once that jaw on her, too, bro. Now, tell me about this young lady. Does she seem like a nice person? Oh, yeah. She'll suck you dry, bro.

Well, anybody could suck you dry, dude. Nah, but she's, you know, hell yeah, she's nice. But a security guard outside will suck you dry right now if you jump his car. His car is broken out there. No, I'm not looking for that. Does he look like her? But does she seem like a nice person? You know, I don't know her personally. I'm sure she's fucking fine i don't know i now if i if at the bet who's the more loving person between her and rihanna rihanna's gonna fuck you proper

and then dip out the next morning really and never call you but she fucked that boy who almost died on that roller skate are you talking about chris brown no sean kingston did she yeah she's also fucking some arab dude who's like super rich he's like a prince yeah anybody could do that she's a toilet girl i think well i don't know what that is dude you're you're so immature you don't know what a toilet girl is uh-uh it's like you're a cleaning lady no well kind of but um for all of you don't know what toilet girl is you know when you're on instagram you just see some smoke show she's like on a yacht in dubai and you're like god damn what's she doing dubai the next picture she's on like a fucking penthouse

but no one else is around oh yeah those rich arabs fly them out right like by the boatload these instagram girls yeah make them do something strange for some change like the handcuffed into a toilet and then fuck their mouth and stuff oh my god yeah yeah but then they come back out here and they got 200k in the bank i'll be a toilet boy i'll be a toilet man bro king and sting it toilet men what we'll film from dubai i don't even know where i am anymore i feel like i'm on a watch list now i don't want, I'm just educating you on the way. I'm shutting this down, dude. I'm not talking about this

if this is the kind of stuff that they're talking about. Debate Club, I'll take Margot Robert. You get fucking what's his name? Rhiannon. I don't know who Mark Robert is, but I'll take Rihanna, bro. Fine. Go out there with Rihanna,

who's been on a boat and fucking people in the bathroom or whatever. You mean living, bro? Yeah, living, I guess. Yeah, living the best life. Yeah, sounds really great. boat and fucking people in the bathroom or whatever you mean living bro yeah living i guess sure yeah living the best life yeah it sounds really wrong you're who who is the best 401k who who's in bed by nine margo i don't give a fuck what else we got bro you guys chime in someone give me a better argument yeah what do you guys and she has a 401k us yeah i take margo really chin's racist though so don't no i'm not racist he's out do you date whites or what you And she has a 401k Us? Yeah I take Margo Really?

Chin's racist though So don't Nah I'm not racist He's out You date whites or what? You ever date a black girl? I've hooked up with a black girl No no You got dated

Where at? Was it off of Van Nuys Boulevard? No Did she have a thing on her ceiling That was like reflective But it wasn't a mirror? No Was it at Takaya?

What's Takaya? Mexican place Why would it be at a Mexican place? Same No I met her in Fullerton Brought her back to Chino Whoa What's Takaya? A Mexican place. Why would it be at a Mexican place? Same. No. I met her in Fullerton. Brought her back to Chino.

Whoa. Yeah. This sounds like a beautiful country song. I know, dude. Met her in Fullerton. Did you play rap music? No. Nothing like that.

I don't know if I'm believing the story. It's very vague, isn't it? Ask me anything you want. Yeah. We're asking you. We have no information. I know. What was her name? i don't remember her name hmm interesting she went to a different school was she tall yeah she was tall she was tall and she was actually really dark and that's one of the reasons why i was like might as well try this she's very dark. Yeah, dark. What about Nick? I've dated a half black, half Italian, and she was way more Italian.

That doesn't count, right? Yeah. Sounds a little dicey over there. You need that dark spark, dude. I'd watch both you guys make love to someone of different descent. Yeah, me too. I prefer that. Rihanna's always been my number one celebrity.

She tops the list. She tops the list. She tops the list. Because you know she can throw it down. Go watch the music video on Faithful. But how much is anybody throwing it down? I mean, it's just pussy and it's gravity. Dude, that's how I know you're a boring boy. That's how I know you're boring in the sack, bro.

I am. You're lazy, huh? I'm not lazy, but I'm just, you know, I'd rather do other stuff most of the time. You sit back and you pull those fucking sweats just halfway down and leave your socks on? Yeah. Sometimes, bro. I mean, it depends on if it's cold out or not. Yeah, I feel you.

You don't want your asshole in the air. What? I don't do that, bro. I always keep my asshole covered during sex. Let us know what you think. What else you got? From Julius Koivuma. Hello, Chen.

Okay. One of your guys. Hi, Theo and Big B. Greetings from Sweden. I was just wondering which football is the real football, the bullshit that you play in the U.S. or the one that the rest of the fucking world plays? That's hilarious.

That is true. So Theo picks first. Okay, so in this one I will take soccer. I'll take soccer. I'm going to take soccer because of this, dude. First of all, everybody can play soccer. There's a reason for that. The ball rolls.

There's a reason everyone can play because it's a bullshit game. Carry on. Yeah. Not everyone can play football. Carry on. A lot more people have legs than have legs and arms, and you have to have arms to play football. Correct. And a soccer ball rolls, dude.

A football doesn't even fucking roll bro they took a ball and fucked it up yeah so it can't even really do anything yeah you know it's stop and go there's timeouts there's referees dude soccer bro these men i mean they're you know you could bro you i've seen a soccer player jump in the stands and breastfeed a child They'll do whatever, bro Bro, they play year-round They play 45-minute halves

That's how you know it's a pussy game Dude, and they go the whole time All types of people can play Skinny people There's no skinny people playing football Latinos can play Whites can play i don't see whites can play it's a universal sport everyone can play soccer that's because some baseball no football is down to mostly black men tongans and occasional white quarterback johnny mccaffrey or whatever

that guy's name is johnny lance and it. Lance. And that's it, brother. So you want a sport that, yes, everyone can play. And, yes, it's a joy. And the ball fucking rolls, dude. Hey, here's the ball. Roll it to me. Oh, I got it. Pretty basic.

It's some basic big shit. The thing I'll give you for soccer, though, is they're better looking. The Premier League players are some dime pieces, dude. Everyone has sleeves. They make so much fucking money. They're playing in Portugal and fucking Spain and Morocco. They're playing by the beach. That's the best, man.

In America, you want to play, what, Jacksonville, dude? And they fucking smoke their own mutt. This one's tough, especially I played some football in the day. This one's tough to defend just because you get brain trauma like a motherfucker. Unless you're a quarterback, it's tough to make it as a white dude. Dude, yeah. That's tough to argue. Football is fun.

You don't get head trauma. Guaranteed money. You're playing all over the goddamn world. Everyone plays it. It's way bigger. Are you arguing for soccer, too? Kind of, man. It's tough.

This comes from a football player. What else you got? I got nothing. Let us know what you think, football or football. The last one, this is King and the Sting history, our first on-air submission from a female, Maddie Brewster. Oh, I used to fucking. Hello.

Damn, girl. My name is Maddie. I'm from Austin, Texas. I had a debate for you guys. Would you rather have a girlfriend who's a 10, but she farts every three minutes and the farts are super smelly or have a girlfriend who is like a six, but she's vegan and she's got two cats. Damn, baby blue eyes.

See ya. Damn, baby blue eyes see you damn baby blue eyes what's up old blue eyes dude don't try to rape some of the videos what's up frank sinatra with a wig uh okay baby blues baby blues um thank you for that submission young lady maddie brewster first female who are you gonna go with that is our first female submission uh so it was it was a hot ass girl who farts every three minutes smelly and smelly or it's a uh a decent girl who's a vegan with cats yes well i'm allergic to cats and vegans drive me nuts and if she's just basic i don't want to deal with that shit i'll take the smoke show who farts up the place because what i'm going to do is get some thick ass jeans that filters that fart and i'm put a silencer on her asshole the place because what i'm going to do is get some thick ass jeans that filters that fart and i'm put a silencer on her asshole and then i'm gonna i'm gonna figure out a diet

some sort of magic potion where she farts and smells like strawberries so i just have this smoke show who's just dropping fucking freshener in the air like this non-stop. Like Peekaboo Street. Ba-boom. Ba-boom. Rainbows on that ass. Rainbows. Grape. Pina Colada next week. Banana this week. I don't know, bro.

But she's a fucking smoke show. You fart all you want, girl. Dude, she has thick pants. She has all this equipment on. Oh, she's going to be sweating. No, she's going to be sweating. She sounds like Metroid. Like you're dating Metroid at this point.

Dude, she's going to look like RoboCop. But you take all that off, she's going be sweating like uh metroid like you're dating met dude she's gonna look like robocop but you take all that off she's gonna look fucking hot dude it's gonna take you seven hours and an allen wrench to get that shit off dude i like a girl who can fuck quickly on the fly there's a smoothie around after this fucking flax seed on your dick you know what i'm saying i'm talking about a real vegan fucking street queen you know fuck that kind of girl she'll swing right into your bed off of a fucking vine, you know? Smells like hummus. Kind of a girl, if you don't like,

you're tired of dealing with those shit, just jump in a blender and just fucking smooth on out of your life. I'm talking about a girl who maybe puts a little bit of a carrot in your ass and a couple of beets under your eyebrows. That's her getting freaky? Yeah, dude.

Put that hummus down your tank. And the cats fuck in the distance, bro. Yeah, they said cats, but they didn't say what kind of cats, dude. This bitch has my links. No, she has the hairless cats. No, bro. Yeah, they said cats, but they didn't say what kind of cats, dude. This bitch has lynxes. No, she has the hairless cats. No, dude. That look like ball sacks.

And all they eat is hummus and beets. And then those cats are farting. That's what they don't tell you. Cats fucking stink, bro. Those cats know all your secrets and live forever, bro. Here's the other thing. Vegans smell, dude. They do?

Yeah. They smell like the Goodwill. But you can use their hair to make wallets. That's true. That's true. That's true. And if my lady dies. And they don't brush their teeth. They don't believe in fluoride.

Yeah. More toothpaste for you. Yeah. They brush with peanuts. Do you know that? Do they really? They chop them up and make a paste. My brother is highly allergic to sesame seed oil.

I just remembered that. Can't date a vegan then. Yeah. Dude, I'm taking a smoke show who fucking rips up the farts i'm gonna come up i'm gonna literal smoke show dude you're talking about a girl this girl she's gonna be on tour after a while opening up for fucking uh that pants on the ground guy who used to be on um american i'm talking about caretop pants on the ground pants on the ground looking like a bull on my pants on the ground i don't know that guy that guy or one of those

you know one of your boys dude uh who what's that dance group jabberwocky jabberwocky yeah i know exactly where you're going bro don't fucking touch me dude shout out to fucking stupid vegans what else we got that's it for debate club today but i win so all right bro yeah i guess man you oh you got uh All right, bro. Yeah, I guess, man. You don't sound good, dude. Yeah. All right. It's time for King It or Sting It. Let's do it. Number one, and just like Debate Club, let us know your responses after these guys King

It or Sting It, and we'll put you in the second episode of the week. This one comes from Blake Hines. Ooh, Blake Hines out of Pittsburgh. Ooh. Oh, he makes ketchup? What's up, guys? My name is Blake. I'm from, Blake Hines out of Pittsburgh. Ooh, oh, he makes ketchup? What's up, guys? My name is Blake. I'm from Boston.

Big fan of both years. Can't understand for you is how do you feel about nonviolent cults? Like, an example, Chris D'Elia and his babies, or whatever they're called, were to start a commune or something and do whatever it is cults do. Sex. Can't understand. Let me know understand let me know bro here's the thing who the fuck enters a cult unless there's danger involved cult you call you mean group of friends like this is a called here you know i'm saying but i'm not officially entering something i'm not showing up all the fucking time every monday afternoon to hang out with you guys. Yeah.

Fuck that shit, bro. Then you don't know what it's like to be a teammate. And I'll say this, that cults. You look like a cult leader. Non-violent cults, dude. That could be anything. Family, you know, gun owners, people that. Yogis.

Yogis, yeah. A yoga. Motorcycle gang. Motorcycle gang. Skateboarders. those fucking dudes seem violent every like once a year somebody when i'm hits the other one with a skateboard and fucking you know they get it on video outside of a chevron there's a stepmom group that meets off la cienega yep that's a cult stepmoms steps kids non-violent cults dude renaissance fairs oh dude i mean you know boy scouts that's

a cult i don't trust those motherfuckers and chris d'alia's cult bro i don't trust them either that ain't gonna end well that thing is gonna end with everyone drinking kool-aid except chris and everyone dies well a lot of the people are gonna be drinking kool-aid because they're underage girls probably that's why I'm guessing. It's just in their natural diet pattern. But I think if you want to do a nonviolent cult, I would start there. That's because you're in one, bro. Well, am I in one?

I guess I am. I'm in a few. But when I was growing up, they had a group called WHAM, Whites Against Mexicans. And here was the kicker, though. We didn't have any Mexicans. So it was just a bunch of white guys that kind of hung out and enjoyed each other just talk shit yes but after a while if you've never seen a mexican there's not much to talk shit about so it sounds like a group of good dudes getting together once a week just shooting the shit that's all it was or a couple cold ones yeah dude yeah and we were kids so that's when beer really fucking hit you hard, you know? So, yeah, I would say, do I support nonviolent cults, man?

I say king it. I say king it, too. Yep. All right, next video comes from Chuck Reeves. Is this Chuckie Reeves? Rat King. Superman. Beasting.

My name's Chuck Reeves. I am the Beast host, and I am the owner of this wonderfully wonderful ginger face mullet that you see before you. That's a chelet. King it or sting it. Beard extensions. Whether it's the clip-on type, the sew-in type, the lace fronts, or that spray-on bullshit. I know you're not necessarily beard aficionados. bullshit i know you're not necessarily beard aficionados theo who i know doesn't love ala with his baby face and you with your glorious chin strap there bee sting what say you

the real beard out damn that's a handsome that's the real beard is that real or does he have extensions i think it's real yeah he's saying it's real dude if you don't have a real one use using extensions get the fuck out my face bro really hell yeah that's like a girl with a push-up bra then you get home she releases those titties like what the fuck dude you have to trust the theovant well him with him you know i'm saying you need that real shit i'm not trying to get that fake shit the clips and shit extensions how insecure can you be grow it shit grow that shit out like a real man you think so yeah well look man a beard it's just you know it's just hair coming out of your fucking body if you want extensions hell the fuck yeah dude no hell you know what i'm saying no bro

bro imagine a beautiful black girl with a fucking beard and a fucking big charlotte you know and she got some jingle bells laced into that bitch bro a little fucking christmas not all of us are supposed to have beards bro that's the way god made us but everyone can have that thick beard imagine big la shelton you know what i'm saying and he grew that dang out you know he grew that you know he's uh you know he's a mason and he's fucking a Muslim and he's doing it all. Yeah, he's Kimbo Slices. And he grew that shit out and he's getting that extension because he's getting married. He's talking about that Osama Bin Laden? And he wants that dragon tail fucking laced into that bitch.

Yeah. And that's beautiful, man. That Mike Beltran. Yeah, imagine that. And some guys can barely grow a little. Like mine, if I try to grow a beard, there's a handprint where somebody was choking me when i was young and no hair will grow there yeah mine just gets all splotchy it's almost like a camouflage yeah like god wanted me to survive oh yeah i gotta just blend into the earth it just grows in patches yeah you look like a fire bro yeah it's camo it's natural camo. It's natural camo. Fuck extensions.

I say sting the extensions. I say king them. King that dope-ass beard, though. Dude, sew a jingle bell under that bitch and enjoy your holidays. Dude, you're a terrorist. Thank you, beard. What else we got? All right, next one is from Justin Hathaway.

Some more facial hair talk. Yeah, and this guy's British, I guess. Yo, Brendan, Theo, Justin coming at you out of the great white north of Michigan. Theo, tight dick, strong erection. That was impressive. Thank you. I like where you got working there. That seemed better.

My king of the stinger for you guys is mustaches. Creepy or cool? Personally, I think it's about as sexy as it gets, rocking a solid mustache. So let me know what you think. King of the Sting, boys. Nah, bro. Every child molester ever, mustache. You think?

Every child molester ever. Hats, I think. Mustache. Nah, mustache and sweats like you got on. But I don't judge you because I know you're a good dude. You wear those sweats, you touch kids. The thing is with him, with the mustache mustache they're not cool anymore man mustache unless you're magnet pi keep that shit away from me unless it's november and you're growing that shit on purpose you can't rock it

dude ask your girl about it they don't dig them either bro mustache unless you're a mexican and you're doing it for you know it's just the way it grows in you can't do it oh they had a mexican infant on the internet that had a mustache and i thought it was beautiful dude and that's the way it goes bro yeah i've seen girl mexican girls with thick mustaches better than mine way better than yours well indian girls sometimes even have a mustache all on their neck are you talking about a beard maybe yeah you ever see i've seen fucking indian girls with fucking mustaches on the forearm. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And they fade it up. Oh, really? They fade.

Yeah. They fade up with a zero guard to two on the forearm. That's crazy. Yeah. Philly fade is what I call it. Some fucking hair bears out there. Hell yeah, bro. Now I'll say this, man, is that a mustache, I've had a mustache, man.

And it is, there's something about when you lick your own mustache it makes a little bit of blood run into your pecker and it's there's something you can't recreate that in the world just that you ain't gay just no okay but just that when you do it every time you lick your mustache you know that something's dripping into your system you know it's that morphine it's such you need something more you need to fucking word you know that something's dripping into your system, you know? You ever kissed another man? It's that morphine. You need something more. You need to fucking, you know, you need to do something bad or fucking pet an animal real hard or fucking do something nasty. You're a fucking dude hard.

Nothing gay, you idiot. Well, I don't know. I'm talking about fix a truck or go for a run, a fast, fast run downhill. And that's mainly to you. Well, something. You got to do something. And that only comes when you lick a fucking mustache, not you licking your fucking soft ass upper lip what kind of dude look at your shit what are you fucking kevin bacon what the fuck is that i got what is that

right maybe you got that what i got that light growth you get that super light you know i got that word you got that seventh grade mexican girl girls bro do whatever you gotta do bro it ain't for everyone is it i can't grow a thick mustache you can't no well get your shit together man you're fucking 40 50 years old grow your shit out dude you know but what i'm saying is when you lick that thick something happens to you and you can only do that with a mustache it's a gentleman's gesture to grow a mustache it is and you can't solve a crime without a mustache look at dateline nbc or 78 you know days or whatever that fucking show is first 64 who's the most famous mustache right now sherlock holmes dude dude right now bro not your old

ass stories oh james harden no he's a mustache just play fucking basketball what's a mean ass mustache i can only think of old ones like like the Tom Sellecks and the- Right? Like, name a current dude who's just rocking mustache. Kill me. Chin? Dan Severn. Dude, hey.

This is old school shit. Chin has a mustache. Now, I do like- I just recognized that. Yep. I like a black- Dude, you're the first Chinese dude I've ever seen with facial hair. Yeah.

Korean, bro. Fuck Korean, I mean. Yeah. He's Korean, dude. Fucking get it right. Dude dude I've ever seen with facial hair. Yeah. Korean, bro. Fuck Korean, I mean. Yeah. He's Korean, dude. Fucking get it right. Dude, name a Korean dude with facial hair. I can't name a Korean dude. Me neither.

Well, now, Chen, is your dad hairy? He could be if you want to say. Is your mom hairy? Oh, I love that. Is your mom hairy? No. Good. You ever seen a Korean girl or Asian girl?

Yeah, I've seen one on um e-bombs world but what i'm saying is this dude you i like a mustache on a black man now that's something you don't see very much don't fucking touch it so fucking touch me uh yeah i agree it looks better on uh black men yeah mustache so i'd say beards look better on white dudes it's very renfair it's very renfair if you're a white guy in a mustache if you're from spain you get a mustache you fucking all the girls oh yeah you'll fuck a bull whatever yeah okay i say kingham ah god i say sting it bro sting the mustache it just ain't the 50s are gone unless your name's tom se sellick it's over bro

but it also keeps your face warm i'm mad he is from michigan yeah so his isn't bad if you're in california the mustache you're a creep yeah what else you got all right the name of the next guy is keegan hymer keegan hymer keegan hymer what's going on brandon what's going on theo rat king gang how's it going guys i know a lot of people have been doing these vapes here You can hire him. What's going on, Brandon? What's going on, Theo? Rat King? Gang, bro. How's it going, guys? I know a lot of people have been doing these vapes here. Oh, yeah. So what are y'all's thoughts?

King it or sting it? Get that smoke, baby. Boy, suck it, boy. As always, much love to both of you guys. Keep on keeping on. You guys fucking rock, boy. Get that hitter. Yeah, boy. He went off with rock boy get that hitter yeah oh he went over to get that hitter and he blew that smoke out of his face puff puff give and that guy looks like he might not be alive

very long and then brandon yeah no he called brandon brandon his name was keegan oh that's keegan motherfucker that's keegan he's saucy smoking yeah Yeah. He took a real rip off the vape pen. I don't mind the vape pen, especially when they got those delicious flavors that they market to kids, like the unicorn cream, or they got the fucking banana split, or they got the poppy seed fucking blueberry. Have you smelled some of that shit? It's a delight when you run through that cloud of smoke. Oh, my God.

It's like a treat for the day. Yeah. You get that creme brulee, and that's a basic hitter the day yeah you get that creme brulee and that's a basic hitter you get you get that creme brulee my god dude it'll make you fucking babysit your own dick dude i saw a dude just smoked that tiramisu oh it was delicious dude i would now that is something i'd let somebody blow a puff of uh fucking they have crunchy peanut butter and i'd let somebody blow a chunk of that right in my ass, man. The smoke, I mean. It's not the actual condiment.

Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah, that's intense. Yeah, vape pens, man. It's like having a little choo-choo train just pull right into your fucking face all the time. The flavor. Flavorville, baby. Yeah. It's Flavorville full of smoke.

Imagine somebody just ties a bunch of Doritos to a baseball bat and just beats you in the fucking lungs with it. Ah, fuck. And that's what I love about it. Punch them Cheetos in my lungs. It's like somebody filling your mouth with fucking bananas and just beating the fuck out of you. Yeah, you ever had that brisket vape?

That smoked loin, brother. That barbecue chicken vape, baby. Damn, boy, that fucking smoked loin. Blow that loin into my face. That's definitely king this shit. It's beautiful. American cheese is a flavor

too that I've had. There's all kinds of flavors you can get. Oh, that sweet cheddar cheese vape, bro? No, just American cheese. No, no, no. Sweet cheddar, bro. Oh, I haven't had sweet cheddar. Oh, you're missing out. Yeah. From England. The final submission is Alex Wark. Can you understand? Alex Wark. Can you understand?

All right. Alex Wark. All right, Alex. What's up, Doug? Maybe. No, come on. What's his last name? Canadian.

Wark. Wark. Wark. German. Wark. Hey, it's your boy, Alex from Nashville, Tennessee. I got a question for the Rat King and the Beastie. Men's thongs.

Thoughts? Oh, he looks like he rocks a thong. He had a nice set of hair on him, too. Real proper. He's a hairy dude. Now, in the gay community, they call him a bear. Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah, they call him just a big, beautiful bear. Yep. Look at that boy. He's healthy. Yeah, he had to trim up that beard, too, because it's running down. You know when the beard connects to your chest hair? Mm-hmm. That's what's going on there.

Look at his hair, though. That shit is real proper. Yeah, dude. And yeah i'll tell you what that dude's never been punched in the face don't have a wrinkle on his fucking beautiful skin i'd fucking beautiful skin buy some stem cells off of that boy me too man i'll take them you know take them stents oh dude you can shoot them right in my ass directly to my eyeballs i was gonna say all right ass is definitely could have picked many other orifices nah man it gets right to the system oh dude i'll fucking pull the molars out of that guy's face with pliers and put them in my mouth beautiful teeth i'll suck on his eyeballs get the nutrients baby strong jaws dude i'll fucking part that dude's shoulder hair with my tongue men's thongs men's thongs that's a

handsome big dude though the men's thong man it's basically like floss for your asshole imagine dude i have a hard time like getting shit stains in my undies now little alone a thong it's exhausting being a dude not to get shit stains i don't even know dudes that wear white undies you don't wear white not anymore what a horrible idea that was horrible hey look at the shit i had near hey look at the pee pee stains in the front the shit streaks in the back, y'all. Why in the world? You ever seen a girl in a white thong? Never.

There's a reason for that. In a commercial, maybe once in a while for a half hour, they'll do it, like in the summer. Yeah, but she's fully fucking hosed down with water. Hosed down immediately before and after. Yeah, otherwise you got problems. Hose down immediately before and after. Yeah, otherwise you got problems. And also, if a thong, what if you're in a car ride or you're driving all day and you just have a piece of just cotton stuff by your asshole?

I ain't doing that. Dude, I don't want that fucking razor blade through my asshole. It's not sharp. I don't think it's cotton, dude. It's 100% cotton. No, they're sharp, bro. After a while, those thongs get- They're pylon or whatever. Especially once you you mix in the fluids that thing starts to form a

Bro, well, that's another thing that things and feel like a damn bra strap if you wear it for a couple days You know and why what as a dude, why would you wear that though? I feel bad for girls. I love them. That's I love them, but At the bigger question is why in the fuck does fruta lLalum and BVD make white draws only, really? Unbelievable. Whose idea was that? Who wants to see that fucking drip? God damn, dude. Unbelievable.

Of course, everyone has pee-pee stains. I don't care who you are. I shake that shit twice. That shit still drips. Oh, I'll even drip it into my hand, like kind of squeeze it out of my hand and then wash my hand in the sink. Oh, you squeeze it like a toothpaste kind of thing? No. not like roll up my dick or you'll wring it out yeah kind of i shake it you know what i lie i don't shake it i'll get a little drip on my hand then fuck it okay guy okay swine flu guy wow dude old fucking dirty dick over here. Little beepy hands over here, bro.

Yeah, dude. I'm just saying white undies make no sense. And a thong sure as fuck doesn't make sense. Yeah. Sting it. And bro, if you send us that video with a thong on, I salute you, sir. Bro, and if you- Because your ass is so hairy.

Yeah, you got so much hair down there, bro. I say no on the thong. Onward. Cool, that's it for King and Her Sting It. And before we go, we're're gonna launch a new segment it's the inaugural flaunt my aunt oh yeah huh let's do it sorry for this do it for the fans out there submit your picture of your aunt uncle nieces nephews older obviously uh grandma grandpa mom dad mom, dad, stepdad, whatever you want, man.

Yeah. And then we'll chime in and just tell you how we feel about them. Yeah. Don't send any children. That's not a good idea. Don't send any children. That's a bad idea.

Yeah. You just had about seven bad ideas in a row, bro. You're like a bad idea. I'm like an infomercial late at night. They're terrible ideas. You want stamps? You're like an AKomercial late at night. They're terrible ideas. You want stamps? You're like an AK-47 of bad ideas. Send in pictures of your aunt.

Any family member who is of age. Girlfriends, boyfriends? Here's my submission first. This is my aunt, Debbie. She's on the left. Oh, wow. Hey, zoom in, bro. Whoa!

Who is that? Oh, shit. That's Chin's aunt. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Dude, oh, shit. I knew you guys were going to love it. Fuck yeah, Chin.

Hold on. Zoom in on this aunt. Can you zoom in, bro? Yeah, yeah. Fuck, bro. Let's get that ant cam going dude who's mr steel your man on the right though is that your grandma with that perm that's my grandma k who raised me damn flaunting bro and you and grandma k look alike honestly yeah yeah

she's definitely has more style than you bro aunt k's doing the damn thing can we zoom in yeah one sec oh that's your aunt could be anyone on the left. I can't see. Your grandma's swaggy, swaggy, bro. She's 84 years old in that picture. Damn, she's still alive? Yep. Damn, your grandma's super tiny.

No, leave her alone. She's married, bro. She's still alive. No, she's not. She's single. Brendan, you have my blessing. What the fuck, bro? What is going on in going on what is happening right

here can you just you mind zooming in for a second there you go well i can see it from there all right can we scroll up a little on her so we can just get the full she got the dog the bounty hunter sunglasses on though that's how it works back then that that is aunt debbie okay wow all right deborah i like that she's got that old navy performance fleece that she's rocking she's out there she's got those uh just the land ends jeans on very land and she's at the end of the land she's on there on a on a um she's looking out on some dude i'm distracted by your by your grandma with the booty perked out and the fucking she's in the texas tuxedo and the perm bro with the gold chain she looks like carrie is fucking flossy bro she looks like carrie von eric's stepdaddy bro she

looks fucking beautiful right hell yeah she looked like she was a fucking side piece of david bowie back in the day she definitely looked like she hung out around the alamo you know what i'm saying she looked like she hung around staple centers in the in the 60s you know what I'm saying? And picked up a lot of boys. She looked like she hung around staple centers in the 60s, you know what I'm saying? Whoa, whoa, whoa, guy. This is flaunting my aunt, bro. We're focusing on my aunt. It's tough. Your grandma's fucking swaggy

pee over here, bro. Very beautiful. And I'll say this about the aunt. She's a blonde. She's a natural blonde, you know? And she's got the sunshine in her hair and she's out there looking. She has two arms, two she loves to rescue animals if that helps wow she loves rescue animals nice lady she looks nice she looks like the type of woman who just take you off the street give you a cup of cocoa and a nice fucking sweater from eddie bauer yes she definitely seemed like she'd get you that eddie bauer she looks like she has just hot dogs on it all the time to feed the homeless yep feed well yeah she that's a good thing bro

i could see her with a little tree a snack to make sure everybody stays healthy and hydrated she looks like she has peppermints in her pocket yeah i could see her maybe with a man or something not yet give her another five or six years before she's now where they post up at this picture uh this is someplace on the mississippi river uh brownsville minnesota and lacrosse wisconsin one of the two damn your aunt said hold up bitch let me post up right quick and your aunt seems like a lady that definitely probably you know i would say she seemed like she, if she had a show that she watched, I bet probably NCIS. You think? Yep.

She looks like she watches My 600-lb Life. She just fucking binge watches TLC. She's down for Born This Way. She's down for fucking the transgender show. The Roloffs and Pumpkin Farmers, the little ones? Yeah, the little ones who are fucking rich as fuck, but they're mean. They're midgets. I'm not super sure of her viewing habits, but did when i was back home she made me write down the

name of this show so she will be checking oh that's cool your grandma looks like she's she watches while and out oh definitely yeah your grandma's swaggy bro she loves action movies we watched skyscraper when i was back fuck yeah i bet you do i bet you do bro yeah i bet she watches while and out and just fucking rips all the Nick Cannon lines and shit. She looks like the white Spike Lee a little bit, but sexier and a woman. Yeah. And more accomplished. And more accomplished, yeah.

I mean, how bad is she? Your grandma's rich. She looks like she has some money. Your grandma looks like she has a Rolex underneath that fucking Texan tuxedo. Well, she cleans up nice, brother. Yeah, she does. She looks beautiful there. Look at the multiple gold chains bro and dude i'll say this she's swagging more than debbie is in this picture it's not even close debbie should have brought it you know what grandma was bringing it and debbie debbie was like ah fuck grandma i didn't know we were going full out today that's true that's true debbie is married though so she's not my grandma's

single and looking to mingle. Oh, your grandma hungry eyes. Your grandma got the hungry fucking blurry eyes. Well, calm down. And it's great to see both of these women. She actually just had cataract surgery so she's seeing clearly. That's what I'm saying.

Before she was like looking. She was thirsty but it's the way it goes bro. I had surgery on my eyes. I couldn't see forever. Look. I was sitting down with dudes for the long time. So I got my eyes worked on. You know what I'm saying?

Bro, you look like shit. Let's get another aunt. Beautiful Debbie. Thank you. Flaunt my aunt. Shout out to your motherfucking swaggy pea grandma, bro. Hey, can you leave her alone? She's dying.

And Shin's aunt. Oh. Oh. Wait. leave her alone she's dying and what the fuck is your aunt's name chin what is it and hannah aunt anna and hannah aunt hannah god damn aunt hannah hey with all respect king get it With all respect, King Gideon. Bro, give it up. Get away from me. Give it up, bro. Give it up with your sweats, bro. Don't touch me. Dude, I fucking knew Chin was holding out.

Dude, your aunt fucking some houses on her, bro. And this is no disrespect, Chin. Zero, bro. Is she single? No, she's not single. She's married to your uncle? She's married to my uncle. They have kids?

They got kids. You're fucking right they do. do look at that mommy look at that fucking mommy she a blood aunt yeah damn she's korean there's part a little bit of korean in there god damn i bet i'd chop it down bro you know what i'm fucking right you would oh i'd share a fucking double scoop of orange chicken with her and talk about things oh i karate kick her right into my bed bro what i'm talking about is she seemed like a nice lady dude i'd watch a marathon of fucking the last samurai with her with my dick out jesus dude flaunt my aunt yeah this is all good where did she go compliments where did she go to school at har Chad? Harvard. In Texas. Ever heard of it? Harvard. Well, there's a lot of schools in Texas, and there's a lot of not schools in Texas.

She looks like a nice lady. Did she bartend or not? That's a good guess, though. I think when she was younger, she definitely did. Fucking right. I bet she made bank, bro. What's your uncle look like? A curricular dude?

Oh, yeah. Is he Asian or not? Is he out kicking his coverage kicking his coverage yeah yeah like uh he's a lucky dude i'd say he's a pretty lucky dude that he looks like shit no he's no he's a good looking guy jesus god he's lucky well my uncles would look like shit there's nothing wrong with that it's flaunt your aunt yeah say something nice about the uh i haven't no i've been dating i'd fuck her behind at a bar no i didn't you asked if she were if she fucking can put tequila together does she drink a lot i don't fucking know she does she go to a lot of raves she do a lot of ecstasy on the weekends fuck i don't know man but she looks like she's down down to hang out and have a good time.

How old is she? That's a good question. I think maybe in like mid-40s. Dude, that's the thing about Asians, bro. You need to get you an agent, Theo. You cannot tell. They don't age. But then 80 comes, boom, Cinderella, father time.

They age like fruit. Oh, they disappear at night. They turn into a yellow squash. But I'll say this, dude chintz actually late 40s if not 50s yeah dude she is and was she got a body it seemed like she was in the gold rush or something she has a very you know kind of authentic sort of look kind of you know her hair used to be like up here the texas big texas hair so she's trimmed it down a little bit but it's still high and she has a she has a little bit of southern

twang too that texas twang sure come here honey calls her own honey oh wait she looks like she makes a mean fucking bits and gravy she makes such good food texas food brisket see that she makes brisket the best this is wifey. This is wifey, son. How many kids? Three. And they're all your age now? No, they're younger. Oh, yeah. I could see that.

Damn. She seemed like somebody that would get water from the river and just no medicine. Does she know anything about medicine or medicine? She probably does. She looks like she gives a good- Natural cures. She looks like she gives a good back rub and then reads fucking tarot cards. She's strong.

Oh, dude. I'd let that lady beat the shit out of me. Oh, me too. Does she know Kung Fu? She knows Taekwondo probably a little bit. I fucking knew it, man. She looks like it. She looks like she can handle herself.

Oh, I'd let her run over me with a car until I came. Dude, I would share a full rack of ribs with her at Chili's. Wouldn't give a fuck. Yeah, she seems like a nice lady. And a milkshake. She seems super nice. Yep, flaunt my aunt. Fla chin's aunt shout out to fucking nick's grandma for the sidekick there right the ant just got out shined shout out to nick's grandma bro hey dude i

think we got a segment here though bro i got hype for your family bro i got hype for your family bro dude calm down no i can't think about chins out and nick's grandma bro i just want nick and chin to make it out of here safely me too i went because they got the same dna in them um well look i think this is another good practice episode i mean too man the real thing kicks off next week real studio real fucking production yep the real bullets are a flying nick's grandma's gonna be in studio it would be nice to have her in hell yeah dripping that swaggy pee on that ass son bring your fucking mints and shit it'd be sick wow bro she's that next she's a new rihanna bro

hell yeah i'm about to slide in the chins On DMs and shit Just to say what's up Yeah And get the brisket menu You know what I'm saying Yeah That's all I'm doing A lot of beautiful ladies I want to thank a lot of the young men

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And the submissions and all that So keep submitting them And then again The best of And if you disagree agree maybe have better points i'm sure you guys have better points than us submit those videos so you get seen on the fucking youtube page on friday yeah we're gonna put the follow-up episode on friday and that'll encapsulate like you guys's thoughts on the debates and on the king and her Sting it. And then also send the pictures of your aunts, uncles, grandmas, dad, mom, girlfriends, boyfriends,

whatever you want so we can flaunt your aunt, baby. That shit got me hyped. Dude, Jim's aunt is fine. Oh my god. This guy's crazy. Yeah, crazy for fucking Nick's grandma. Okay, we heard you.

Sorry, bro. All right, we got to get out of here. I'm getting out of here. Yeah, I got to get out before I get arrested. I've got long hair. I'm getting the fuck out of here, dude. This guy's awful. Thank you.