The Golden Hour - Episode 200: Something Spicy Coming…

Episode Date: October 21, 2022

The guys introduce the new (semi-finished) set and talk Nick being clean shaven and infiltrating BravoCon 2022, reality shows, Erik's memorable time at Skankfest, Erik's James Corden story, Chris' George Lopez story, pooping pants stories, bear attacks and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yeah, they didn't call real world a reality show. Reality TV became a thing after Survivor. What? No, real world was a reality show. They just didn't call it that. But that would be the first reality show. Yes, correct. They literally called it real world.

Right, but they didn't call it... Oh, we gotta fire both these guys, dude. You ever met this guy? Oh, I'm the dumb one. You can't argue. There's something about me. You have no idea what you're saying. Gang, gang.

Buzz, buzz. Soul. All right, look, dude. What? You guys, we got some... Dude. You might be like, what's with the background? I don't recognize it.

We got something a little spicy coming in. We're not announcing it yet, but you'll see in the next two weeks, dude. I mean, we're not even close to done, but it's looking tasty. We're not, but we got this going on. And then next week, Eric's not going to be here. And then the next week. Shooting a movie. Forget it.

Next week, forget it, dude. In two weeks, we got something. You're going to want to set your calendars, dude. I don't know what that is. First week of November, I think. 25th. November. All right, look, Nick.

Either way. Second. Second. November 2nd. We got to talk, Nick. Yes. November 2nd. It's going to be popping.

We got something that we are unveiling, and that's it. Speaking of unveiling, I will be in Savannah, Georgia on Saturday and Raleigh on Friday, the day before that and then I'm going to be in Boston. I got the second show at the Wang.

Some tickets left and that's what's up. ChrisTalia.com. Speaking of unveiling, I'm gay. Oh. No, I'm not. I thought we were going

to wait two weeks. Oh, God. That was the big announcement. God damn it. Now we're fucked. God damn it. I had the date wrong anyways. He was supposed to come out on the 3rd, not the 2nd.

Boom. So there. Yeah. I'm in Salt Lake City this week. Calgary next week, Thursday, Friday. And then after that, I'm in San Antonio, Houston. Get you some. Speaking of unveiling, Nick, you shaved the beard.

Oh, yeah. Oh, that's what's different. Oh, yeah. Jeff, you're dumber than I am. But no, but I was like, why does Nick seem nicer? Now he looks 41. I love it.

Way younger. I don't like it. I think I have a soft jaw. Honestly, that's kind of what every guy thinks though. I don't mean every guy thinks you have a soft jaw. I mean, every guy thinks that they have a soft jaw. you just see me shrink it's a new set yeah all right we're working through the wrinkles all right some things pop off i don't want to get too big

that was weird things popped off this morning that was fun i know you know what happens that looked like a goat there's a ghost in here you know who that is shit you know what happens that look like a goat there's a ghost in here you know who that is we gotta talk about finance i don't know man i may not make it and then the ghost doesn't show up and we're like where the way does this't it be crazy if there's like a nanny can we don't know, and there's like a control board just, yeah. Fucking with it. Shutting down cameras. We're like, it's a ghost.

Nick, why'd you shave, though, if you hated your chin? Yeah, why'd you shave? So I went to BravoCon this weekend. Oh, what gives that away? The shirt? Yeah. Everyone's so clean cut there, though. Yeah, you had to be.

No, I bought this off a staffer so I could get in wherever I wanted and skip the lines. And the third day, they caught me and kicked me out. So I shaved, changed, and went back. You got to be kidding me. No, I've locked the whole thing. This guy's insane. Okay, well, why did you go? Go ahead.

First of all? I do a podcast on Below Deck. Okay, that's what I thought. One of your Balls Deep and Bravo shows. Yeah, Winterhouse. Do you want to see me get kicked out? Does he physically harm you? No. Okay, let's balls deep in Bravo shows. Yeah, Winterhouse. Do you want to see me get kicked out? Does he physically harm you? No.

Okay, let's see it. Yeah. Fuck. Are you on a GoPro here? Yeah, GoPro. I was just walking around with it because I had the staff shirt on. Oh, I thought it was like a new thing. They have a criminal cam now.

Hey, real quick. The guy with the foo-foo drink, are his nails's nails painted or yeah they are i think it might be a larger woman yeah you're at bravo wait no on the right on the right no no there's a woman it's not the guy's no i'm not talking about hilarious it's like an optical illusion yeah i'm not talking about the handsome woman i'm talking about the guy on the right no it's not his hand that's not his hand holding it just looks like it's oh i see okay hit I see. Okay. Hit it. From the TI herd. Who are you with? CSE.

CSE? What company is that? CSE. Why are you wearing a Robin Hood shirt? Why are you wearing this shirt? Are you just making that up? No, it's a... The mix.

Can you turn that off? Yeah. I gotta take your name down. He's following you right now? I don't have any. Wait, is this all fake? Is all that stuff fake? And this was just so you didn't have to wait in line, Nick?

Yeah, I was doing a bunch of shenanigans. So you could meet your favorite cast members? I was taking people from back of the lines and ushering them to the front of lines. One group of ladies paid me 50 bucks. Wow. Right the hustle. And now he starts yelling for security. But they didn't know who he was talking about.

You look nervous there. Look at him walking slow. They always say, don't run. His forehead is sweaty as hell. The way he's walking is nice, though. Yeah, he couldn't be Dahmer. And then I got out the door of the convention center, and I just sprinted. Nice.

And then you shaved. I then went to Times Square, bought a shaver, shaved, went back. And you're in New York? Yeah. And you're all by yourself? Yeah. They don't fuck around with you're in New York? Yeah. And you're all by yourself? Yeah. They don't fuck around with this. You could be a terrorist. Wow.

Yeah. Wow. Did you see any of your favorite cast members? Oh, yeah. Kate Chastain, Queen of the Sea, Captain Lee, Captain Jason. Never heard of them. Yeah, my two captains. Rachel watches Below Deck.

Oh, right. I've heard about it, yeah. I used to work for Bravo, and we did a show, and I had to binge watch like all whatever seasons of Real Housewives of Spokane, Real Housewives of Utah, all the shit. How many do they have? So many.

Like 10? Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Orange County was the original. Nashville now, right? Nashville, New Jersey, Atlanta, Dallas. And now they have one called Real Girlfriends of Paris. What? Yeah. Paris, France? Yeah, Atlanta, Dallas. And now they have one called Real Girlfriends of Paris. What? Yeah.

They're not even wise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're in Paris. They should have, wow. Oh, I used to love Don't Be Tardy. Yeah, there you go. Potomac. That was the one I had to binge watch, and it was a doozy.

Potomac. Vanderpump is ridiculous. The original OC is fantastic. All those dudes and the guys and girls at Vanderpump would come to my show. Damn, they have 12. And I don't count every time. Vanderpump is in the family of housewives? Yeah.

It's under the housewives umbrella? Lisa was a housewife of one of them. All right, cool. They were all really cool to me, man. These are subsidiary shows? What are the other? Wow. I did a show with Andy Cohen and one of the Orange County girls on there, and she was white girl wasted.

Yeah. White. Just grabbing me. My – yeah. Andy Cohen, that – whatever his job is, the recap stuff that he does. Impossible job. That's my nightmare. That's the worst job I think you can have.

There's a worse job. Are you kidding me? No, there's a worse job. Love and hip hop. Because you like – No, no, because I want to stir it up. You don't even have to watch the shows. The favorite thing is to watch the wrap-up shows when all the people are there.

And you're just going like this, so why'd you slap Charlie? And they're like, how did you slap – It seems like – That's light work. Let's go to the tape. But it's not something you're interested, it seems like that's the tape. But you're not. Yeah, but it's not. But it's not something you're interested in. To me, I would be like, what?

He's interested. Andy Cohen's a producer. For me, it would be the fucking nightmare job. I'd rather be crack whore. Load me up, dude. Yeah. I'd rather be like, I'd rather be like, load me up, dude. In the back of a Chevelle. I'd rather be a B load me up, dude, in the back of a Chevelle.

I'd rather be a Bukkake boy. Yeah, dude. Let me take fucking barbells to the face. Wait, does he want barbells to the face? But Andy Cohen's easy compared to Love & Hip Hop, because there's always a fight. Love & Hip Hop's the toughest game. That's what I'm saying. They're fighting on there.

I don't know. I've never seen it. You don't remember? You ever seen Bad Girls Club? Oh, right. You told me about that. Bad Girls Club is crazy. We watched it on this on here.

Love & Hip Hop, all those. I love all that. Cardi B came with Love & Hip Hop. She got her first pop. Really? Yeah. She was a character. Isn't it crazy?

Survivor started this all. That show. Survivor. The first reality TV thing. Was it Survivor? Yeah. No. Survivor started this all? That show, Survivor. The first reality TV thing. Was it Survivor? No, it was Survivor before. Remember the shows like Flavor of Love and Rock of Love? No, the real first one is Sharon.

What was that? Osbournes. Osbournes. No, Survivor was first. No, Real World. Real World. Survivor was first. I don't know. Real World. Real World. Survivor was Network and it popped it off. Yeah, but Survivor was the first time you heard a reality show.

No, Real World. Yeah. It's real, bro. I think he's right. Yes. Yeah. They didn't call Real World a reality show. Reality TV became a thing after Survivor.

What? I didn't do that when I know I'm right. No, Real World was a reality show. They just didn't call it that, but that would be the first reality show. Reality TV became a thing after Survivor. What? No, real world was a reality show. They just didn't call it that, but that would be the first reality show. Yes, correct. They literally called it real world. Right, but they didn't call it... Oh, we gotta fire both these guys, dude. They didn't call it reality TV. Or with Survivor.

Wait, these two are feeling themselves these days. You know what they did? They got here early and they look at the set and they go like this. Stuff's gonna be different. See what happens when you get a new office manager? Now these guys are like, gah. They're all gonna come in, they're all gonna be buff.

Dude, Mark's gonna be training them all. They're all, fuck these guys. And then for some reason, we're gonna be over there. We don't even realize it until a few shows in. What the hell? They're like, no, we just switched the cameras. Why am I looking up stuff on Google? Google that shit, Aaron.

I'm pulling shit up. I pull up four or five things, and I'm like, what am I doing? Nick goes, can you give me a Diet Coke? Yeah, right on. Oh, man. Reality television emerged as a distinct genre in the early 1990s with shows such as The Real World in the 90s and then the success of the series Survivor.

American Idol, not really. Big Brother. Are you kidding me? Survivor was the biggest thing on TV. No, but American Idol is not a reality show. Yeah, okay. I see what you're saying. American Idol is a competition.

You know what it's like, though? You know what it's like, though? It's a version of reality. No, you know what it's like? Huh? When you say when did social media start? Everyone thinks MySpace.

Friendster was first. Friendster. But nobody fucking says Friendster because after MySpace that's what kicked it off. This is what the Survivor did. Reality TV

or the real world. No, it's what the real world did for Survivor. Yes. Real world was the Friendster. Yes, that's what I'm saying. It was the first one.

So me and Chin are right. Yeah. So basically Wait, wait, wait. Hold up. You were wrong. the French transfer yes so mean chin all right yeah so basically hold up nobody was calling real reality TV we're gonna do like this already I enjoy real we can we start doing a scoreboards and that kind of stuff? I don't, I didn't like, I don't, reality TV makes me sad, bro. It does. Flavor of love?

No. Rock of love was fantastic. It all makes me sad, though. You walk out, dude, nobody turns off reality TV and goes, ah. They turn off reality TV and then they go about their day and then fucking a few hours in, they're like, ah. Because you're watching drama. And you don't realize it.

I agree. It fucking fucks you up, dude. That's like that show Couples Therapy on Showtime. It was like, ooh, heavy, dude. Ooh. My girl wanted to watch it.

I'm like, if you want to fight, I'd rather fight in person than watch other people fight. It was real. I think all reality TV is a little bit of a producer going. It is, yeah.

Ultimate Fighter's not. If this was like reality TV, Nick would be like, you know, being like, hey going. It is, yeah. Ultimate Fighter's not. If this was like reality TV, Nick would be like, you know, being like, hey, remember? Yeah, yeah. No, they'll do that stuff, but it's real stuff. Like Ultimate Fighter's not scripted in any fashion.

Well, you guys are dealing with, but that's, but literally you're like. There's a fight. Yeah. No, hold on. You don't have to make a fight because you guys actually have to fight. The fight's the smallest footage on the show.

The show is the guys in the house. It's real world, and you mix the real world with fighting. But the majority, like the drama in the show is in the house. But they would, like if I asked for food, it'd come like two days later. If I asked for alcohol, it'd come 30 seconds later. Because they knew that would create drama. But any time. And let's face it, you asked for alcohol.

I was in drinking back then. Oh, really? Until I started staying up. I became an alcoholic. Yeah, it's so easy to fucking drink at night doing that. Just think of any time you add. Let's face it. You asked for alcohol. I was in drinking back then. Oh, really? Until I started staying up. I became an alcoholic. Oh, nice. Yeah, it's so easy to fucking drink at night doing that. Just think of any time you ask somebody to come live at your place. Imagine living with someone you don't even know.

Even someone you sort of know. We know each other, right? I don't know if I want to live with you guys. No, I know. It's always a nightmare. Oh, man. Eric's burping in the other room. He's shitting with his feet up, whatever he does. Oh, yeah,'s always a nightmare. Oh, man. Eric's burping in the other room. Oh, Artie?

He's shitting with his feet up, like whatever he does. Oh, God. Oh, yeah, on a poop thing. Yeah. No. That's why you're not shitting. Eric, this is me. Eric, what is this? All the time.

And I'm just like, there's just Tupperware in the refrigerator. Yeah. What is this, dude? Imagine living with Nick. He's just up all night bedding. But his dumb dogs will be all over the place. And he's not giving them attention. I can't believe you wear black and have all those dogs.

You know what? Only one of my dogs sheds. Oh, they're all hyperallergic? Oh, well. Yeah. And he's a lot of black, so. Can't see it. Come and flirt, doggie.

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What do you got, Nick? This wasn't even planned. This guy has a strong chin, too. What's up, boys? This is Paxton from Dallas, Texas. Sorry for the glitchy video. Fucking company got me working on this stupid ass fucking android reality tv shows people versus duck dynasty i know theo's not on anymore so this is probably

up his alley but him all right boy gang gang this guy's really aggressive Gang, gang, gang. Jesus, this guy's really aggressive. Sing, all that shit. This guy cusses a lot. He's aggressive. What's up, fuck faces? Love the fucking show. My stupid job with this dumbass android.

He's so aggressive. The two shows he named, I don't watch. I know reality TV. I used to love it. I didn't even know. But Chris had a good point. I'd watch. I'm like, I'm not learning shit here.

I'm just watching these dummies act dumb. I was about to say. It's such a waste of time. Anytime you have some like redneck white people in their element, oh, that's good. Oh, you like that? Yeah. That's Chris, Eric, and Brendan. Yeah, that's the three of us.

Chris on the left. You know which one I am. Yep. You're the one with the hair. You're the skinnier one. Well, I'm the one with the beard. And you're like the... I'm on the far right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my face. With the tattoos. Yeah, that's my face. You cut off shirt.

Clearly doing most of the work. What? I didn't know you got that. Led such a delayed reaction. I didn't entertain it. You're the one cutting meat in the fucking bib yeah that's you i what i i was chris is the comic relief on the left clearly yeah um so hold on

cut off overalls yeah well i think that's kind of a cool outfit that's what i was saying i like overalls i don't love that they're shorts but you, you know. I wore overalls as a kid. I would wear overalls. But wait, hold on. So I don't know Swamp People. They got canceled. The Duck Dynasty got canceled, right? Because they said something racist. Yeah.

Well, I mean. But awesome. They should call it the racism hour. I'm just saying, like, you're in your. It's so stupid, dude. You know, there's not a lot of ethnic people even around you. You have your own ideas, and you're comfortable, and you're just going to be like, bow. That dude was delivering the package.

Yes. He shaved and became an Amazon delivery guy. I'm not even mad at him. Look at their beards. Of course they use the N-word. The beards say the N-word. Look at everything. The American flag.

The guy's got an American flag on his head. It's not even a hat. Well, I like that. Yeah, no, I'm not saying it's bad. I like the guys on the right. They have a gator farm. I've never seen either of the shows. I'm not into that.

I could get those guys on the right fucking laughing. Those guys on the left, I can't get them laughing. No, that's a tough crowd on the left. They go, what? What? They're real serious. That's your crowd in Fort Wayne, Indiana on the left. It was tough, fellas.

Yeah. Yeah. On the right, they go, this guy's crazy. What the fuck? The ones on the left, it's like, chin is on the far right. The guys on the right, after the show, you're getting some beers and going gator hunting. The guys on the left go like this. We don't take too kindly to joking like that.

And you're like, what? I was making jokes about Ikea. And they say, we get furniture from there, boy. Boy. What the fuck can I make fun of? I wouldn't even try.

Not around these parts. What? Yeah. While you're on. They were not even close to a fucking Ikea. Nick, I feel like you'd tune into Duck Dynasty

or like Swamp Boys or whatever the fuck. I never watched either of that. He went to fucking Duck Dynasty con with a fake beard and an earpiece. It's called a KKK ride.

It's like a Santa Claus beard. But Swampy was the first show on History Channel, so it basically ruined the History Channel from being educational. From being history. That's the thing about these fucking channels. It's hilarious. They all become the same thing. Dude, there's no history on History Channel

there's no music on MTV there's no comedy on Comedy Central there's no weather on the Weather Channel there's no learning on the Learning Channel there's no news on the news this guy had it locked and loaded how did he get it fucking locked there's no news on the news

well fake news yeah that's what I'm saying but it's not real to your point on the Weather Channel it's like Ice Road Truckers and all that kind of stuff

is going on on the Weather Channel the Learning Channel is like just any little people. Little people doing little people shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay? You mean kids or you mean like midgets? No. Well, you can't say that, but little people, yeah.

Okay. Editor? No. I think you can say it. I think you can say it. Honestly, if I was a little person, I'd rather be called a midget than a little person. Yeah, don't call me little. Or dwarf or whatever the term is. What am I? What am I? Lord of the Rings? Yeah, I know., don't call me little. Or dwarf or whatever.

What am I? What am I? Lord of the Rings? Yeah, I know. I don't like that either. When you call somebody a dwarf, it sounds too science fiction. Yeah, you're going to be like, hello. Might as well call me a wizard instead of the N-word.

How do we feel about troll? How do we feel about troll? Yeah, troll, well. Oh, wait. See, I got this fucking wizard. Hey, wizard. Hey, we don't take too kindly to wizards around here. Can you imagine if they,

hey, me and my friend... I just get my broom. You shall not pass. Me and my friend Greg, man, he's a troll. Oh, fuck. Probably offensive. Yeah.

What was that show with the dude from... Oh, man, what was that? Oh, my God, what does it do? This real skinny dude, and he had a – Reality show? No, it was like a comedy show, but he was like, yeah, I was dating a troll, and then it was like a real troll. Oh.

Not Tom Green. No, no, no, it wasn't Tom Green. It was a scripted show. It was a scripted show. Oh, man. I don't know what the name of that guy. He was like this skinny guy. He's a weird skinny guy in a bunch of movies.

No, it was like this weird abstract show. I wish I could remember the name of it. He's really dating a troll. Yeah, that was the joke. That's hilarious. Rod Man Doon, was it that one? Yeah, it's like a real troll. I think it was on Comedy Central, but it was like so funny.

Is it possibly called Man Seeking Woman? I don't know if this is. Oh, yeah. Let me see the know if this is... Oh, yeah. Let me see the guy at the star. Yeah, yeah. Wait, wait. Well, make it bigger. I mean, this fucking thick guy, Nick.

I can't see. He's treading on thin ice. I wasn't ready. Yes. Jay, what's his face? Yeah, this is it. Man Seeking Woman. Wow, dude.

Okay, Nick, that was a good... You know what, dude? I take it back. Oh, that's the guy from... She's Out of My League. There it is right there, yeah. that was a good – you know what, dude? I take it back. Oh, that's the guy from – she's out of my league. There it is right there, yeah. That was his girl? He's like dating a real troll. Jesus Christ.

Oh, and another funny one they had on there was like his sister, somebody's like dating – like Hitler's still alive. And he's in like a – he's like – and then they're like – it know, it's just funny. It was a really funny abstract show. I got back from my hotel. There is him right there. Yeah.

This is that mustache. That's funny. And he's like, you know, there'd be Eric Andre was on that. Oh, I love Eric. Such a good dude. Yeah. That was one of those. Like there was a, yeah.

Oh, sorry. Shout out to that show. You know what movie I came home to it was just I left the TV on it in my hotel I come back and I was like I had my food there was like one in the morning I'm like I've seen this fucking thing was from the 80s and I was like this I don't know this so well it was my favorite movie as a kid this ride CT is my favorite movie as a kid I was like I've seen this I knew everything coming up it was he man it was motherfucker. It was He-Man. It was He-Man.

Remember the original with Dolph Lundgren? That was terrible. As a kid, it was lit. I saw it when I was eight. Me too. Now, it's like Jesus Christ. I thought it was terrible then. Wow.

Well, you're also 40 then. Fuck this, just as a little kid. Dude, we were kids. Put on Urban Myths. Shut up. Urban Myths movie trailer. Have you seen this? Bro, just look at this movie trailer.

There we go. Go ahead. Have you seen this shit? Hi at this movie trailer oh there we go go ahead have you seen this hi can i help you i'm looking for dave so bob dylan great carrie grant dr leary ray fines is playing Michael Jackson. This is Voldemort. Why did you start taking LSD? To feel more like Harry Potter. This is just five years ago. They would never do that now, right?

They can't do that now. Oh, it's Rupert Grint. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look. Oh, my God. Look at his nose. Look at it. Look at it.

It's like South Park. Yeah. And you watch the show? No, no. It's a movie. Look at his nose. Look at it. It's like South Park. Yeah. And you watch the show? No, no. It's a movie. I never saw it. I just saw it. Oh, you did see it?

I saw it the other day. Oh, you did see the movie. No, no, no. The trailer. This. Yeah. Yeah, just the trailer. It's funny.

That looks European, though. That looks like they made that for like... Yeah, yeah. That's British. That would be on the BBC. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is crazy, though. Oh, he's a great actor. I love that guy. Oh, yeah, he's great. He was on the BBC yeah yeah yeah it's just crazy though he's a great actor I love that oh yeah he's great he was actually good in uh yeah he was English

patient um I mean this guy's been Red Dragon after doing Shindler's he he he got he got typecast as like the villain guy a villain yeah yeah it's hard for him not to play anything but that it's weird too because he's such a charming, handsome dude. His brother, Joe Fiennes, he had a moment there. Does he have an actual cliff lip? Who? Him? No.

Ray Fiennes? No. Yeah, no? No. That's stupid. By the way, I got to say this. I want to say on the podcast, too. I just got back from Skank Fest, and it was a blast. Really?

I was going to. I don't really know anything about it. It's so funny. I went to follow Luis Gomez, right? Because he commented on my thing, something nice about how my son was cute. I was like, oh, that's fucking Luis. So I followed him, and I looked. And this was October 16th I followed him.

And the only reason why I know this is because I had a DM from him after I started following him. He was like, hey, if you want – this was back in like March. He was like, you should do Skank Fest this year. It's from October 14th to October 16th. And I followed him on October 16th. How weird is that? But I'm telling you right now, it was a blast. It's a great comic hang.

And all of the people that are there, they are true podcast comedy fans. Bless you. It's like Comic-Con or something like that. I've heard it's dope. It's a really good time. And I want to just give a shout-out to all the people that came. There were a lot of great fans there. And like I said, it's also a great hangout with people there.

I was like, it's better than, say, Montreal. I'm just saying because. That's what I'm saying. Where do you get a hangout as a comic? That's what I mean. Without having that sort of feeling like there's some hierarchy. It was just so chill. Yeah, well, that's the thing about that is like I was thinking about this

when it comes to comedy festivals. They're always trying to get the comedy festivals are usually trying to get the biggest names right like and skank fest has this i know nothing about it but i i just saw the videos that he was posting and like they have this um it's always good to be the guy who like it's not as big as montreal right of course but that's that's good, though. It's good because it's like, I was talking to... But man, Jim Norton was there. No, no, no. They have big guys there.

Tim Dillon was there. T.J. Miller. But I bet Chris Rock or something would be there. Right, right, right. I don't... Why would I do that? Or like Trevor Noah, who headlined Moon Tower. But that's good, though.

That's good. Skankfest doesn't want that. No, they want the comics. Chris Rock is my favorite comic, so I'm not saying. But Skank Fest wants that whole, like, here we are, motherfuckers. Like, these guys don't do our. The outcast. Exactly, yeah.

Hollywood's not fucking with us, so we're going to do it ourselves. That's a very cool thing. And it's also started by comics, right? I know, but what I'm saying, though, is I would also dig if someone like Chris Rock was like, hey, I don't want to deal with this other thing. I want to go be, you know. Oh, of course. That's what I'm saying.

But again, you don't want it to turn into like two. But anyways, I just want to give him a shout out. Lewis, Big J, all the people that were a part of it, that made it. Soder was there too? Yeah. Yeah. And it was a good hang like that. Soder was there.

Big J's great comic. All those people were there. He did his special there. Big J did? Yeah. Oh, yeah, it was there. Big Jay's great coming. All those people were there. He did his special there. Big Jay did? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Big Jay's a monster. So it was just like.

How do you start a festival? You just go, hey, we're going to go here. You put it out on the internet like, hey, we're going to go. We're going to be here. And then the people would just come, man. They buy their passes. And it was jam packed. They had fights.

They had like amateur fights. To me, it's crazy. It was so funny. It was like. Was it? Were people getting hurt? No, they were. It was amateur? Yeah,ed. They had fights. They had like amateur fights. Yeah, that shit to me is crazy. It was so funny. Was it? Were people getting hurt? No, they were. It was amateur? Yeah, it was just amateur fights.

That seems crazy. Because it's not commissioned, so I'm sure it's just fucking around. Just messing around. Sounds like a good time. And they had it at this location in downtown Las Vegas. They took over this sort of like three-level area that had theaters and stuff. And there was like a center area where they had to fight.

Everybody was lined up. It was jam-packed. But here's the thing. All the shows were great. Yeah. Well, they got good comedy. No, it doesn't matter. Oh, you mean they were good.

It doesn't matter. The vibes, okay. I'm saying because in Montreal, man, you know how it's – Some were nice. I know. I know. They're sensitive and all this kind of stuff. No, these are comedy fans.

Yeah, that's why. So every show was good. Every show was like – Because at those festivals, some of the rooms you go in. Dude, I had a 1 o'clock in the afternoon show. And you would be like, 1 o'clock? Dope. Pack.

Everybody. Because they're there all day. They want this. That sounds crazy. Did they fly? It sounds cool. Yeah, I'm touching them. Yeah, no, I'm not saying it sounds.

It just sounds like. I'm going to get these guys. We'll figure it out. All right. Yeah. We'll figure it out. Skank Fest, coming to you, 2023. So do they do it different places every year?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even though I think they should still – I think they should do it in Vegas. Vegas sounds like the place to do it. They should do it in Vegas. Especially because, dude, Vegas, unless it's like – I mean, Vegas doesn't really – I don't know. Maybe it has a scene, but the scene in Vegas is like, this theater, fucking this guy's coming. It's Jay Leno.

Yeah, exactly, right. Segura has residency there, though. Yeah. Oh, they have Wise Guys there now. This was in downtown. Off the strip. Downtown's a whole different ball. Downtown's a different...

That's where the locals go. Downtown's where you want to be. Yeah, downtown's where the locals go. That's where Wise Guys is downtown. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And which I will be at November 18th and 19th. Wise Guys. There you go. Coming to Vegas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which I will be at November 18th and 19th. Wise Guys. There you go.

Coming to Vegas. Woo, woo, woo. All right, cool. Let's see what Scooby-Doo Girl wants. That looks pretty. Hey, guys. What's up? My name is Roxy, and I have a debate club for you.

Sorry, guys. I'm extremely nervous. I can tell. I love you guys, and I listen to you guys all the time. So I'm kind of shaky um so over the weekend uh james corden was banned from a new york restaurant and he profusely apologized to the owner to let him back uh he was being extremely rude to the waiters and the staff members there and so after apologizing the owner said he could go back. He unbanned him, so my debate club is,

would you unban him, or would you keep him banned and make him learn his lesson? Gang gang, buzz buzz, floor. Look, I'm not, I don't, I have a, I don't know James Corden. I've seen him. He seems like a guy who, behind closed doors, is an asshole. That's what He seems like a guy Who behind closed doors Is an asshole That's what he seems like

He seems like a guy that other British people Would go like Ah that fucking cunt You know what I mean I guarantee no British dudes like him Oh that daft cunt He's daft He's daft

You know what I mean it's like i couldn't look he got big in okay he had one show in britain like this is what it was great and i fucking and the second and it's like is he fat or not it's like make up your mind it's mental so like it's like so uh so he's, look at this. But okay, so I looked into this because I talked about it on Congratulations, my podcast. This is the kind of thing though that it's, dude, he was a dick kind of to a waiter

and now it's all over TMZ and shit? Well, but why would you, he was rough with, and then he goes, if you don't give me and my wife free drinks and all the other drinks are on the house, I would hate to leave a Yelp review for you. Of course. Dick, dick. And so that guy was like, well, before you do it, I'm going to go out and before you

get me and ruin my business. Right. But my whole point is this social media bitch shit, just it with each other dude this whole up because now this guy keith mcnally or whatever fucking knows if he goes on it's going to make headlines it's fucking bitch shit walk up to me like yo motherfucker leave it leave it up that's a dick move you know if you do that i'm gonna ban you yeah yeah or you can be cool devil's advocate over here please do thank you um what recourse does regular people have of somebody that they perceive as with this sort of influence and, you know. A Yelp review from him is going to go viral and fuck the guy's business.

So, like, they said, okay, here's how we're going to combat this. We're going to combat this. Like, people are now like, hey, be nice to people because it's going to get out. No, no, no. It's kind of like. By the way, I'm with you on, let's say when people don't tip and then they're like – they're posting that on the internet. Like, Crystalia doesn't tip. Look at this receipt.

Right, right, right. Okay, I don't like that. Yeah, yeah. But at the same time, hey, tip. No, I understand that. It's the only recourse they have. I get it. But like these two instances, if you read these two instances, one of them is like, all right.

You fucked up the order. Yeah. He could have been nicer than that. The other one, what if he had a – dude, what if – I mean, you don't know what the fucking person is going through. But twice, though, Chris? That's the only thing. Once, I forgive. Twice, I'm like, hey, dude.

I understand. But the other one isn't as bad if you don't have the first one. But you do have the first one. And that's what the guy's going off of. Yeah, I understand. But my point is, one of them, to me, he was a big dick. The other one, he was kind of like, all right, bro. At the same place?

Yes. Yeah. Okay. Which action came first? The smaller one and then the big one? Like he was giving the guy a chance? No, big one, then smaller one. Okay the big one? Like he was giving the guy a chance? Big one, then smaller one. Okay, here's the thing, man.

I mean, I was in Vegas one time, and one of the owners of the Palms, those brothers. The Maloof's. Maloof's brothers. I like to play craps. I'm at a craps table. One of the Maloof's brothers walks up. And my goodness, man. He was losing, okay?

And then he's like, what the fuck? And he's like, I don't want to look at her. He's talking about one of the people that works there. Move her. Move her out of the way. And the guy was like. Does she look like a troll though? No, it doesn't.

No, you're right. It doesn't. Come on, man. No, it's somebody's wife. And what I'm saying is, like, he was clearly exercising his wealth, his power, his influence, and he was being a dick without any recourse. Nowadays, if somebody would have been filming that and they put it out, it's like, hey, fuck you. Don't be like that.

Right. I mean, so what I'm saying is it's the good and bad of it. You don't like the bitch. I guess, no. I guess actually what I'm getting at is he was a dick. What a nice moment. This guy calls the dude out for being a dick. Okay. So that's shitty and then and then this whole people saying fuck james corden yes that's that i don't like that that's you're like the mob mentality it's like they got to deal with it yeah

that's what i'm trying to say the two-man issue this is a do you know who i am situation yeah right like do you know who I am? I should be treated extra special. And that's what that is. If James Corden's mean to her, then I'm pissed. If he's mean to her? It's the good and bad of social media. It's like a double-edged sword.

And it sucks. I think it sucks, man. Who's that little booze he said? I hear you. I'm with you. I think it sucks. Fellas, can we take another little break? We're having so much fun on the new set.

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He's like, it's only made things worse for everybody. If you think about it, social media has not done society any good. It was rappers getting killed more than often. The hate is more than often. We hate each other. It's dividing everybody. He's like, social media has done way worse than it's done good. What I'm saying is like, I think that.

Unless you've got to promote dates. If you can't. I'm in Salt Lake City. If you can't say. Oh, by the way, Seattle. My Seattle tickets are almost gone. ChrisLeah.com. See, that's where social media helps.

I know. Yeah, there we go. Look at you. You're taking advantage of it right now. I know. If somebody filmed them being mean to me, then I'm going to put that on. You know what I mean?

You fucking wizard. We put it out every week. But I know what you were saying in your head. Everybody does. Anyway, social media, whatever. Yeah, look. Let him back. Unban him. He was being a dick. That's all you did. No, social media, whatever. Look, let him back. Unban him. He was being a dick.

That's what he did. No, no, no. I know. She's saying, should he have? Oh, I think you should. It's weird to hold that resentment against someone that only hurts you. But now, James Corden's feeling like this. Every place he goes now, he's going to be like, hello.

Yeah, I know. I know. Hello. But you know what? I'm going to have to come. Yeah, he's going to be at this table being like, let's do table karaoke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a new show. Yeah. Yeah, you're going to be at this table being like, let's do table karaoke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a new show. Yeah. No, but also he should. Oh, you mean now you're on the spotlight? You got to be nice? You have all the money in the world? That's what I'm saying. Be fucking cool, dude. But also don't have tits like that, right?

Ooh. Right? Well. Now I have the same shirt on as him. Whatever. I think it's more about the shirt. Fuck. It's about the shirt.

Fuck. Well, that's why he was angry. He looks angry on the right. Is he cold or is he happy to see me? I have that jacket. Go back. Go back. Go back.

I have that jacket on the left. I know. I have that jacket, dude. And I asked you what size it was because I wanted to buy it. I know. I know. I know. It's good.

Boy, he was thick. Yeah. What's his handsome back? Who knows, man? I don't know him. He's probably a nice guy. Who fucking knows? He is nice.

I don't judge people. Oh, you did? Yeah. Who fucking knows? He's nice. I don't judge people. I did his show. Oh, you did? Yeah. Oh, you did his show? I remember after I finished my set, he comes over to me and he whispers. He's like, that was the best comedy I've ever seen on the show. And I was like, you say that all the time.

Only two other times. That's funny. He's great at that. I mean, he's not doing it anymore. This is last year. I remember George Lopez. I did George Lopez when he had that late night show. Yeah. I mean, he's not doing it anymore. This is last year. I remember George Lopez. I did George Lopez when he had that late night show. I did his set.

Actually, funny with that, because I did, you know the job of segment producer? They'll come around, and they'll be like, I want to check out your set for the fucking late night shows. I don't know if people know this or not. It's not a job. It's not a job. It's like the movie hitch with will smith it's like that's not a job people have i don't like these movies in hollywood of like these made-up jobs it's like hitch he helps people this doesn't exist don't make what was the it's

called a life coach no yeah but it but it's not though it's it's this guy's but he's making him look cool my point is my point is, this segment producer will say, hello, comedian. I work for Jimmy Kimmel. I want to come see your five-minute act and see if it's suitable for our audiences. You go on stage as the 15-year vet comedian, fucking do your best five minutes,

you murder, and then they say, what if you try and you're just like you're not a comic bro yeah i totally okay right so so i was going to do lopez tonight was what it was called and the the segment producer was like we want you to do lopez tonight why don't you why don't you come do uh five minutes we're're going to come see your, so the guy comes, I do my, my five minutes I think would be good. I crush. Um, and he says, um, why don't you, uh, not do the first part? Because I don't know if that's going to be good

for our audience. It wasn't for any reason. Then he said he said uh i don't know if the george lopez audience will like that just meaning i don't know if they'll think it's funny yeah so i go okay i won't do that part and he says great you're hired i do the show and i do that part of course because i i do this yeah they're gonna're going to like it. Yes. I crushed. And then Lopez came up to me every week and was like, that was the best set we've ever had. And I remember how fucking good that felt, dude. I bet. Because I was a young comic.

You know what I mean? And I don't know who had done this show before, but man, it felt so fucking good. Can you... Late Night? Well, wait, wait. If you do sets on Late Night... Hold on. I never saw him again.

Oh, but you didn't see him there? I probably did, but I was just... I, wait, wait. If you do sets on Late Night. Hold on. I never saw him again. Oh, but you didn't see him there? I probably did, but I was just, you know, I was like, okay, you know, like. Well, to the guy's credit, the guy from James Corden, that guy, he was saying to me like, oh, no, do that. Like, I had some edgy stuff and he was like, no, do it. It's going to be good. My shit wasn't even edgy. Look at you.

You look so Armenian. Were you nervous for this? You look like Sam right there. I don't know if I was nervous. I was probably nervous. But once you get the first live, it was such a great crowd. That's cool. I look cool. Chris Tucker on there too. You said you know who's on there.

Chris Tucker on there. I hate it. Do you have long hair too? Your hair is out of control. I hate it. Do you have long hair too? Man, your hair. Now, can you see? Your hair is out of control. Too much. This is when I used to joke with you.

That was 2017? Yeah. It's 2017? Now, if you do late night, do you do anything for you? It was earlier than that. Oh! Yeah, this is big fat Eric.

Teacher vibes. I used to call him, that's when I used to call him Charlie's Angels bitch hair. Me? Oh, yeah! Dude, I forgot about that, dude. Like, Chris would just be like, you know.

That's funny. Yeah. Look at that, dude. Wow, isn't it crazy to see that shit? This is when I just had a mustache. I'm going to look back on this and be like, what was I doing? Cool. Who's cuter?

Who did it cuter? That's the poll. Your hair was long. Yeah, it was long. Huh? Jesus Christ. I wish you would put on a ponytail. No, that doesn't look good with me.

Yeah, then it's just all four. Yeah. That's what I want. Yeah. In fairness, that's what he wants. All right, let's see what's going on here. He looks like a parrot. You know what I mean?

Parrot with a ponytail. What is that bird that has the thing like this? Yeah. Okay. Brendan knows his birds like this? Yeah. Okay. Brendan knows his birds. Wow. Yeah, Brendan. What's up, guys?

I got a debate club for you today. So would you rather be attacked by a bear on the side of a mountain like in that viral video or would you rather be sued for a billion dollars

like Alex Jones? Both are pretty bad. Yeah, bear. I'd have to do the bear attack because I don't have that much money. Love you guys. Come to Helium in Philly sometime. I'll buy tickets for all of you. Gang Gang, Buzz Buzz, Soar,

and a woo woo woo woo woo. Wow, all the same note. Yeah. Woo woo woo woo woo. Like he was pressing one button. Brad Garrett and Raymond in the Raymond show. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, this attack is absolutely insane.

It's a smaller bear. Yeah, but that bear was just playing. I think he's trying to eat his ass. No, the bear was just playing. It's a bigger bear. My concern is that the real bear is around there. Well, that's what they said. They said he ran into a mama bear in the cub.

That was the little one. Maybe he was playing. But the mama bear, you don't want that mama bear. He turns around, the mama bear's just like this. Hi-yo. Because the mama bear was teaching this one, go get him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Teach him how to kill shit.

Well, first of all, I'll take the billion dollars because you don't have a billion dollars. Alex Jones doesn't have a billion dollars. I know, I know. Yeah, but they're going to garner your wages for the rest of your life. Exactly. He's going to be living in an apartment for the rest of his life. You're going to be paying that.

Maybe you can't pay a billion, but you're going to be paying. I wonder what it is if you make $20 million in a year. There's a limitation. Okay. Yeah. I actually had dinner with Alex Jones. He has to live. But he has to live.

I had dinner with Alex Jones. Recently? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. He has to live, though, right? So like I had dinner with Alex Jones. Recently? Yeah. Oh. He has to live though, right? So like in the state of Texas, they sued, he lost the child there.

Whatever, he got sued for let's say $55 million. The limitation he has to pay is $5 million. So he can't pay more than $5 million. That's the limitation, the state of Texas. A year? Oh, so. So on the news it says $55 million. But really.

He's only paying $5. He's on the hook for $5. The whole time. For life. Well, for life. He pays one-time fees out. In Connecticut, we don't know. Where this happened, I don't know the limitation.

Whoa. Oh, so he's going to maybe. He could be fine. In Texas, he's fine. I don't know how Connecticut works. Yeah, no, no. I understand. Yeah, well, I don't know.

Is that right? Because this guy does make up things. It's what right? We looked it up. Oh, I see. We looked it up. Yeah. No, we fact-checked him. Yeah, well, I don't know. Is that right? Because this guy does make up things. Is what right? We looked it up. Oh, I see. I looked it up. Yeah. No, we fact-checked them.

Yeah, but this is... Oh, oh, oh, oh. Connecticut's different. I don't know. Connecticut's not Texas. I don't know what their limitation is. Hey, imagine every time you come out of this guy now, you have to fact-check everything he says.

Ooh, I'm hungry. You're like, man. It's not even dinner time. You got to go like, you got to check his pulse. I think you... Wait a minute pulse I think you Wait a minute I saw you eat a sandwich That was two and a half hours ago I don't know

Yeah I don't know How much you end up paying but Yeah imagine you have to like Live in like a two bedroom apartment Well that You made a hundred million dollars And it all goes away They give you a little stipend to live

Yeah You have to like Well right You would just like I would just be like I'm not gonna work anymore I'm gonna go live in the Here's a king you're singing Who would you rather be Alex Jones or Kanye West right now Oh I would just be like, I'm not going to work anymore. I'm going to go live in the...

Here's a King you're seeing. Who would you rather be, Alex Jones or Kanye West right now? Oh, man. They're both voted off the island. But Alex's island, he's their mascot. Yeah, but same with Kanye, dude. Kanye's buying Parler. You see that?

He wants to buy the app Parler. I don't know, man. I'm a Kanye fan, too. It's just like, I'll see this stuff. I'm like god damn but they'll find a way to stop that too though what

parlor yeah they'll find a way to like all that's gonna do is trigger some sort of legislation about social media that's all that's gonna do

what is or what's gonna do if he let's say he buys parlor and now he's gonna be able to go on parlor and be like the Jews

then that's when people are gonna be like well now we gotta make laws about social media that's the limitation yeah i don't what i don't understand is what why do you want to like it's like when i said this on my podcast as well but like when you like these dudes who say oh i can't say the n-word uh free speech though it's like i should be able to you know you shouldn't

you restrict words then you start restricting you know and it's like but why do you why do you want to say it that bad and by the way

that's people that don't understand of course the first amendment what it really means yeah yeah yeah because that's not what it means it's just like you can't like they say

you can't call fire in a place and it causes harm right right right you know anyway right the point is

people don't understand that free speech means people have free speech to also not like your speech. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? But anyways. Whatever. We're getting way too serious. Yeah.

Yeah. I'd rather be. You're making a lot of points. Let that answer the question. I'm making too many points. No, no. I'm not saying too many. You're making too many points.

I'm saying you're point guy today. Oh, fuck. I enjoy point guy. Because you know why? Because you started off with this. Because Chris would do this. Chris would go, okay, I talk about my podcast, and then you give us a rant. Yeah.

But I enjoy it. It's too much, dude. I'm tapping your feet. Ow, that's assault. Dude, are you Alex Jones or Kanye? Which one would you rather be? Kanye. I don't want to owe a billion dollars.

Yeah, Kanye has a billion. Alex doesn't. For now. I saw an article. Kanye has more. The Chase Bank thing? I saw an article today that he's talking they're talking about his people close to him

he's blowing through money. How about Chase Bank said But I guess that was before this too. No. No, the anti-semitic. Juice Bank, dude. Yeah. So That felt a little That sounds racist. That sounds like the name of

Chris' new rap album coming out. Juice Bank. That was aggressive the name of Chris's new rap album coming out. June's Bank. That was aggressive. But the guy's like, fuck all these. And then the people at the bank are like, boy. They should have given him his money in pennies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

Oh, here you go. Here's your $100 million in dimes. Here you go. Back up the trucks. See, I thought the white lives matter and that stuff he did at that. I was like, all right. He's trolling. He should be all right.

But then when he did the Jew thing, I'm like, now you fucked up. You know what? You messed with the Jews, man, and you fucked up. There's a point where I thought, like, maybe he's just playing with us, playing with the media, trying to make a thing. But that's what I thought, too, because people are talking about him. That's what he's known for. And you can't even stop him, either, because even if you take him off Instagram,

he just goes someplace and starts to talk, and everybody's filming him, and it's going. That's what he's known for. And you can't even stop him either. Because even if you take him off Instagram, he just goes someplace and starts to talk. And everybody's filming him. And it's going on there. Yeah, exactly. It's still going out. But yeah, I think that I was like, what? With the Jews? Not even just that. When I saw the Jew thing, I was like, he's fucked.

And the George Floyd thing, I thought was like, what are you doing? He said fentanyl killed George Floyd. And it wasn't like. He wasn't even on his neck like that. And it's like, dude, man, this video, we see it. It's like, what are you talking about? But he was definitely on his neck and then he was also on fentanyl. But all this is he's mentally ill.

He's mentally ill. He needs help. It's a little bit of my problem with this. Don't strike me. I'm so sorry. It's just a little problem with this. It's okay. Is sometimes new things. Everyone's like, he's a little bit of my problem with this. Don't strike me. I'm so sorry. It's just a little problem with this. That's okay. Is sometimes new things, everyone's like, he's a genius.

The other time, like, he's out of his mind. It's like, well, so when is he a genius? When is he out of his mind? When he's having his manic episode, you don't like him? And then if he does something you like, he's a genius? You think he's a genius when you talk about the Jews, though. You're a part of the Jews. No, hell no.

And then also some of the media outlets, they never list him as being a genius. It's always, oh, he's having the, they only cover it when he's having this manic episode. It's not going to be like genius Kanye West talks negatively about Jews. You could say Empire mogul Kanye West having a moment. He fucked up. Did you think, man, did he fuck up? Of course, of course. It's awful.

It's awful. It's awful. Well, I think all of this, he's fucked up. The thing Man did he fuck up Of course It's awful It's awful Well I think all of this He's fucked up The other stuff You'd been okay It's not good No no no

But I was like Ah alright that's crazy Yeah yeah Well you knew he was Gonna push it With the Jew thing I'm like oh my And then he's doubling down on it

And then the George Floyd thing I'm like this isn't good Yeah I don't know What's gonna happen Cause at a certain point At a certain point Chris has Yeezy's on There's a certain point

That people are like Yeah yeah yeah Then they go Oh man I can't Yeah yeah yeah now Yeah Because at a certain point, there's a certain point that people are like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then they go, oh, man, I can't yeah, yeah, yeah now. Because even with Alex Jones, there's got to be a point where even his staunch followers, is there any moment where they go, why did you say that? Well, yeah, but I think that what happens is, I think there's a difference between Kanye West and George Floyd – sorry, George Floyd. Alex Jones. Alex Jones stands for something.

Whether you agree with it or not, he thinks he stands for it and so do his followers. Kanye West is just an artist. So I think that – I disagree. I think as of late – Kanye has a business. As of late, he's come across like he stands for something too. What? The whole thing about supporting Trump and the White Lives Matter.

But he flip-flops too much. Alex Jones has been about one thing. He's been about freedom of speech for fucking years. And conspiracy theories. No, it is. And conspiracy theories. That's always been a thing. Right, but that's free speech.

God, I'm making too many. I'm sorry, dude. I'm making too many. I want to be funny. It's a new set. It's dude. I'm making too many. I want to be funny. It's the new set. It's the new set. I know, but I want to be funny. It's too Fox News-y.

How about this? What's the last time you shit yourself? Let's go. Come on. We got to do it. Now, this is up my alley. Yeah, yeah. I know that, dude.

I remember going someplace. All right. You know? And I got there. I like how this begins. It was like a 45-minute drive. And I got there. And I'm big hit. It was like a 45-minute drive. And I got there. And I'm just about to get out the car.

And I was like, oh, is this a fart? You know what I mean? I was like, let me just squeeze this. Not real quick. That Russian roulette. And it was like, oh. Oh, no. And I was like, and I still wasn't sure.

So I did a. How much would I pay to see your face? But it was like this. I pay to see your face? It was like this. I had to go in. Wait, Chris. I went in through the front. And then I pulled out and I was like, oh, no. I fucking shit myself.

And then now I'm dealing with this. I got shit on my finger. And you can't get rid of that smell. Human shit on your finger is impossible. But here's the thing. I'm dealing with this. I got shit on my finger. And you can't get rid of that smell. Human shit on your finger is impossible. But here's the thing. I'm 40 minutes in. I can't turn around and go home. Yo, you were in the car.

So I went inside to the bathroom. You know what I mean? I took off my pants. You shit your pants. And I took off my underwear. And I used the underwear to like finish and clean up. Yes, yes, yes. You know, I cleaned up.

I threw that away. And I went commando. That's the gangster move. That's the gangster move. That car ride. I've that away. You are so fucking disgusting, bro. That's the gangster move. That car ride. I've been there. That car ride. It was like, ooh.

But the whole time, I was like, ooh, I'm feeling a little. But I felt, you know, here's the thing. I cracked off a couple ones, and it was fine. But there's a certain fart. Wait, there's a certain fart that you know, ooh, something's coming. Like a pre, like an earthquake, like a. Yeah. Imagine driving by, and you see a herrick no i got that i was in the parking lot you know what i mean

okay so a mom with the kid in the she's like oh yeah yeah but it's like i'm going like this and i look over how long ago was that? The kid's like, I do that. It was a while ago. No, listen, dude, that's so – that's horrible. Yeah, it was horrible. That is just horrible. If I was 10 minutes from home, I was already late.

It was one of those things where it's like, what do I do? Where were you going? It was like a dinner meeting. Was it a diarrhea situation? Yeah, it was like – Yeah, of course it was. Sometimes when you have certain kinds of farts, it leads to you know diarrhea is coming. Because your body being like, we're trying to get this out.

So it's like. Oh, my God. And it's a mess. It's just a mess. But it was a squeaker that I thought I stopped it. That's what I'm saying. So it was like I went. Yeah, yeah squeaker that I thought I stopped it. That's what I'm saying. So it was like, I went, ooh, I thought I got it. I was like a jizz, like a little rope came out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought I got it. Ooh, I got it, I got it. Then I was like, I didn't get it. You did Bukkake on your fucking butt, dude. The levee's broke. Bukkake on your cheeks. Oh, he didn't want to talk about the last time he shit himself. Oh, I forgot, because it was fucking true.

No, I can't remember the last time I shit myself. I played Russian Ruin. I have. I played Russian R i played russian you ever fought you were in a fight never fighter shit never locked up uh you'll out there's but there's been never been punched there's been like two examples been majority no justin kish and uo romero yeah there's been two in general each other and bullshit oh remember when larry holmes after he fought Tyson, vomited? Ooh. Well, that's just extreme work. I've thrown up. He was just walking across the thing after the fight.

Amazing, dude. He probably shouldn't have drank water. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Ooh, that's disgusting. That's turtle ooze because he's built like a ninja turtle. Oh, no. Oh.

Oh, man. The other person smells that. That's actually a good technique. Yep. Tap, tap. You know how they're real close to their face? This kid's is worse because this is actual shit on the mat, right? I just shit myself.

I just shit it. Yeah, look at that. That was a chick. She squeezed it out of her, but she didn't tap. Yeah. That's disgusting. Have you ever seen that one where they're in a hot tub? That move's called the Eric Griffin.

Everybody's in a hot tub. Here comes Eric Griffin on his way to dinner. Here comes the Griffin. Everybody's in a hot tub. Here comes Eric Griffin on his way to dinner. Here comes the Griffin. What is it though? This girl was in a hot tub and then she like just poof and then the diarrhea

was like and everybody jumped out of the tub. Oh, hell no. Hell no. No, I haven't seen that. He was there. By girl,

you mean you were there? I didn't jump out right away. I was just like, I mean. I told this story on stage once a few weeks ago but man, I went to New York once and I got there all early in a jet away. I was just like, I mean. I told this story on stage once a few weeks ago. But, man, I went to New York once. And I got there all early in a jet lag.

I woke up early. I woke up at like 6 a.m. I never wake up at 6 a.m. And I was like, I'm going to go fucking stroll the streets of New York. I'm going to fucking just be a New York guy. Right? I take a few steps. I get a fucking.

This is it. That's it. Yeah. Early get her face. Sheer terror. Yeah, this is it. Everyone's like, what the fuck, Becky? This is another one.

The one I saw was like a black girl did it. Oh, this might be it. She's like, oh, no. She doesn't know. She tried farting in the tub. She knows right now. She goes, oh, shit, my stomach. Oh.

Is that real? I like the way she stood up. You know what? It's the the way she stood up. You know what? In her fake way, she stood up. She's mortified with herself right now because in her mind, she's been like, oh, God, I'm going to be shitty Sharon for the rest of my life. You got to own it. Oh, yeah, yeah, you know.

I would have just sat in it like, sorry. Turn on the jet. Do you have a hot tub, Chris? Yeah. Don't let Eric in. No, no, no. Let me do it. I'm shitting in Chris's hot tub.

What's this gentleman want? Eric, what's this? Nothing. Why is it brown? All right. All right, guys. I got a debate club for you. Movie star versus rock star.

See by the mic behind me, trying to do the rock star thing. That in mind, I would go movie star all day. The shelf life of an artist is so short. I'm 33. Might as well be 70 in this business. But curious to hear what your thoughts are gang gang buzz buzz okay first of all being an actor for a long time is different from being a movie star people are not movie stars for a long time it's only a handful of people some people tom cruise is a movie star for his entire career leonardo caprio yeah yeah johnny depp yeah but if you're talking about so if you want to be one of those guys,

then yeah, all right. But I think I would rather be a movie star than a rock star who has to now do 700 shows a year to be a rock star. There would be many things I would rather be than a rock star. I do not want to be a rock star. I would not like that at all.

You'd rather be a movie star? Yeah, 100%. You're not working as much. You're kind of a rock star. I do not want to be a rock star. Yeah, yeah. I would not like that at all. You'd rather be a movie star? Yeah. Yeah, but you're sort of, you're not working as much. You're kind of a rock star. You're on the road. You know what I'm saying? The thing about the rock star thing

that I don't like is I don't give a fuck about singing. That's the thing I don't like. Well, you took singing lessons. Yeah, because I had to be well-versed in all of it. Yeah, he had a really, his childhood was like,

you know, they were just like, all right, do re mi fa sol la ti do, go. So not my child. Bill came his childhood was like, you know, they were just like, all right, do it. Me, Fossil, let it go. Go. So not my child. Bill came in and was like, do it. Him and Matt had to harmonize.

And they were crying. Yeah. There's 525,600 minutes. Do it again. My brother, what about love? It's like that scene from Step Brothers. Yeah. I've never seen that.

Oh, you had. I know, I know. The scene in Step Brothers where they're in the car singing and he's like... She's got a... He's like, you're not even singing it right. $300 a lesson. You're not even doing it right. $300 a lesson. You're not even doing it right. I'll take it from here.

No, but it's like you don't sing, but it's equivalent to doing comedy and being like whatever that is. Yeah, but the being silly thing is that rock stars are too serious, dude. That's not fun to me. Yeah, fun though. But also with the rock star, you're on the road all the time. Fuck it. Like that's that that's straight up corny as fuck that's the rolling stones are still out there it's corny oh they're too old here's the other thing too because you don't like music because you're no no no

you gotta be doing it jokes like that You gotta be doing it 50 years before it's not corny Like You're corny bro You've been killing it for 10 years You're corny 50 60 years

Really doing this shit You're not corny anymore Because then you're legends I disagree And that's the end of the conversation Nope Nope I disagree

I think that you're corny When you're like If your song is corny And it has a shelf life Like if you're these guys I wanna sex you up You know what I mean That's not corny your song is corny and it has a shelf life like if you're these guys i want a sex you oh that's not corny that's not yeah yeah no like if you have to be that guy no ladies like if you're doing it now yep what's that's what I'm saying. It's been one night. Was that one? It's been one night. Turn my head to silence. Oh, you're like, what's the guy?

Sugar something? Like he had. Oh, Sugar Ray. Sugar Ray. Sugar Ray. Sugar Ray had to. Now he does fucking. Now he's like, you know, because you can't do that anymore.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like every morning when I wake up. Is that him? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That one. Every morning when I wake up. Nobody knows the next part.

Boyfriend's bad. Pick it up, baby. Don't say a word, right? I don't think that's a gay version. It is for him. Smash Mouth, that guy's a disaster. He was hammered at one. He showed him.

Because you know his song. There was a video where he just keeps saying, and it don't stop coming, and it don't stop coming, and it don't stop in the edit, and it's like fucking 10 minutes. Have you seen it? It makes me laugh, bro. He's not doing not doing it shows up at this thing there's barely anybody there i know he's like nine beers deep i know so you're all we're all saying we'd rather be

movie star because you don't have to travel all the time on the road movie star and you can pick when you have to be oh dude but that's so funny it keeps cutting back to that and that's all it is for fucking however long it's like an hour they don't stop coming for 10 hours and that's three million views it's so oh because you send that to your friends you send that to your friends and you go like shout out to the great late brody stevens oh he had this great video of him jump roping for two minutes and what you you do, you send it to people and you go, you have to wait for the end. Oh, man. And there's no.

You just make it through it? It's just. That's what it is. Just him doing all that? Just him jump roping the whole time. And then he puts the jump rope down. And that's it. And then everybody writes you back like this.

Fuck you. Two minutes wasted. You got brodied. Oh, man. That was great stuff. Nobody was funny like Oh, man. That was great stuff. Nobody was funny like that, dude. I know, dude. That guy didn't send it, but he said he's trying to be a rock star, so I asked him for his music.

Do we want to hear what that guy does? Yeah, I'd love it. We'll tell him if he should get into acting or stick with it. Is it okay to play? Yeah, it's his, so he'll get on it. Yeah, if he signed off on it. Gifted youngsters. Written by the gifted youngsters.

No feelings. No feelings. Smoking. Okay. Oh, where is that? Which city? Toronto. Toronto.

Toronto. Toronto. Why is it Kid Crab? I like that. Because it was when he was born. May 5th, 1989. Different jacket. Why the same style? Two jackets with the same jacket.

Two different colors, same jacket. I got a green one, got a gray one. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. I got some shit, but I don't. It's the same jacket. We adjusted the cue on the screen. It's not bad.

It's not bad. I like it. It's not bad. It's not bad. And he set up the whole video. It's like not only is it the same jacket, but it's the same shot. One shot. Go to that city now.

Could you tell a difference that I changed my jacket? The only thing changed was the jacket. And now we showed that version. But we have an update from Eric the Nose Guy. He just sent in a video. I actually haven't seen it yet. That's my guy. Yeah.

Oh, hell yeah. He looks good. He's starting to look like Brendan. Word up. He looks good. No, he looks like Nick. Hey, guys yeah. He looks good. He's starting to look like Brendan. Word up. Man, he looks good. No, he looks like Nick. Hey, guys. It's Eric.

I just wanted to give you an update. After the nose surgery, it is all complete. I feel like I have fully recovered. I am back at work full time. And I also just wanted to send my gratitude out again of how you guys have treated me in this studio. I really appreciate it, guys. You're a thick boy hoodie. It means more to me than you'll ever know. I'm gonna try to throw that again of how you guys have treated me in this studio. I really appreciate it. You're a thick boy hoodie.

It means more to me than you'll ever know. Thank you for helping me through the rough time of my life and gang gang, buzz buzz. Guy looks phenomenal. Yeah, I mean, look at how much- Still breathes better than me. What's that? He breathes better than me, I guarantee it.

Even with one nostril. You can tell it's like, you know, it's like it's one of those, this is one of these life-changing moments, and I hope it's all up from here, brother. Yeah, man. You look so much better. I mean, so much better.

So much healthier. Eric won him $400 on Cats After Dark. Oh, yeah? Check out Cats After Dark on YouTube. No, we're going to rebrand a new after show, I think. Oh, right. Check out Unlisted After Dark. But, yeah, I love this guy. Yeah, he looks dope in that thick boy. Oh, right. Check out Unlisted after Dr. J. But yeah, I love this guy.

Yeah, he looks dope in that thick boy. That's great. We got to get him in. He'll be an intern with George. Yeah. It's just like a bunch of misfits here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Broke face guy.

Broke face guy. Former fat guy. Dude, that nose when he first sent that video, that juicy nose fresh off the surgery. I thought it was a sausage. That thing was juicy. All right, guys. Yeah, we did it. Seattle, it's selling out. You better hurry up. ChrisLeah.com

Savannah. This comes out Thursday, right? Yes. Savannah, Georgia. Every Thursday. Raleigh. Fucking Boston, that second show. We fill it up. Calusa Casino, come check me out. I can't wait until you're done with this fucking date. This guy says Calusa so fucking much. Calusa Casino. Come check me out. I can't wait to be done with this fucking date. Calusa.

This guy says Calusa so fucking much. Calusa. Calusa Casino. I'm coming to you. My dates? Can I get my little dates out? Can he do his thing? I don't like how you...

Fuck off. I don't like it. Calusa. At least my shit is like Boston. Oh, it's Calusa Casino. I'm switching my jackets. Two shows, two different jackets. Two shows, two jackets Two shows, two jackets

Shout out to that dude, what's his name? Make sure you put him in there Gifted youngsters I'll be wearing two different jackets on stage In Salt Lake City this Thursday, Friday, Saturday We got a fight companion Saturday at 11am Pacific time On Thickboy YouTube

Next week Calgary, Thursday sold out We had a show Friday at the rooftop downtown Calgary. Then after that, I'm in San Antonio, Houston. Get your tickets, ThickBoy.com. Also, Thick Nectar. Stop calling it Nectar. Tiger Thick. Thick Nectar.

Tiger Thick. You can get it. Go to ThickBoy.com. Batch 2. That's the awards on the side. Thick Nectar. Nectar, dude. Wait until you're done to do all the shit.

I'm sorry. You think I can control my body? Yeah, this guy shit himself. He just shit himself on the side. Stick nectar. Nectar, dude. Wait until you're done to do all the shit. I'm sorry. You think I can control my body? Yeah, this guy shit himself. He just shit himself on the way to dinner. Love you guys. Yeah. It's the king and the sting. Back up in the sting.

I just got a call that said they want to end the ring. They got me working OT all night long. How many times I got to make this song? Hey, hold on. What is this? Now y'all want to switch? I'll just add a CB and they're working. Now y'all adding Chris.

How's that going to fit? Wait, I get the gist. I just probably have to slow it down and hit it like this. It's the king, the wing, and the sting. It's the wing and the king and the sting. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, wait a minute. Let me think.

It's the king and the sting and the wing. Let's go. King and the sting and the wing. Hold on, wait a minute. Let me think. It's the king and the sting and the wing. Let's go. King and the sting and the wing. Brought it full circle and put on the whole team. Legendary trio,

Britney, Chris, and Theo. What you mean? You know it's the king and the sting and the wing.