The Golden Hour - Episode 201: Charge It To The Game

Episode Date: October 28, 2022

The guys celebrate Halloween and talk Vampire facts, Chris' kid being afraid of him in his costume, the Purple People Eater, white nannies, The Weeknd's Horror House, Slipknot, best horror movie villains, favorite candies and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When I put a Sour Patch Kid in my mouth, ugh, talk about Caribbean. What? Dude, I just take a vacation, man. My shit is so sour. To where? It's sour. I love it, dude. But chocolate's the best, though. I will say chocolate's the best, but dude, when I take a f-

If I just put that on the tongue, like, ugh, I go to the Caribbean, man. I hate sour shit. Dude, you, dude, you, we wouldn't have been friends as kids. You eating Sour Patch Kids? We're not friends now, man. You ever met this guy? Oh, I'm the dumb one. You can't argue.

There's something about me. You have no idea what you're saying. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. Sure. Think about just like a pudgy guy With a vampire Like a fat vampire? I mean yeah It's not

I'm saying I make it work There's no fat vampires though Cause they're like Cause they're always trying to No carbs Actually that's kind of bullshit I don't like that I like when vampires

They should have all sorts of vampires Nah man Keep that shit in LA You're being woke You're being woke No you're being woke Oh I'm being woke Yeah you're being woke. No, you're being woke. Oh, I'm being woke. Yeah, you're being woke.

Yeah, I'm being woke. Why aren't there more diversity with the vampires? Inclusion. I want inclusion with the vampires. Yeah, because the vampires are 400 years old, dude. But also,

they don't really eat much, right? It's just blood mostly. So they're not fat. They're carnivores, basically. Right, kiddo, yeah. Also, out of all the monsters, like Halloween monsters, vampires have the most lit outfits.

Yeah, that's true. What is yours? Double RL? What is that? Is that All Saints? I think it's probably Halloween store. Dude, this is Amazon. It said double X. I'm telling you, my arms are going numb already. I can't. Yeah, you look good, bro.

I could Hulk Hogan this thing. That'd be cool. Maybe they can do that episode. Yeah, maybe. Welcome to a special spooky episode of whatever this podcast is called at this point. We're going to release it soon, dawg. You will know next week. Hey, you know what kind of bothers me about your outfit? What?

You don't want to go fangs, huh? No. Oh, you weren't in the room? No. I had fangs. Okay. I was putting them on. Like, I literally had legit, not just the things. Oh, actual like. what you don't want to go fangs huh no oh you weren't in the room no i had fangs okay i was putting them on like i literally had legit not just the things oh actual like yeah i had glue and they just wouldn't do it because i kind of got real on you notice that legit point but not

really here oh wow only one yeah what happened that one i probably chipped it or something you know i live rough man skateboarding I just live rough man skate life um yeah yeah so I don't know man um it wouldn't stick and then I was holding him Calvin was looking at me and he was just like looking at me and then he just starts going he was scared I was like what what what are you doing what's up and he I said are you scared and he says I am scared and I said and then he said beat that beat that oh so cute, so bro the glue tastes so bad And I'm like is this bad and crystal was like helping me And and like I'm like this is this okay for your teeth. She's like it's fine

I'll probably fucking what you could have just went with the old school I know but then I can't talk though right you know what I mean I got the gift of gab and when I come here. I need to like take it away. Yeah exactly I can't be all like is the whole fan doing uh vampire no no i'm a vampire no we asked calvin what he wants so he said that he he wants to be purple people eater which is the song from the 50s that he loves so what's the purple people it goes oh we can't grab it's gonna have to make the costume no so no well we have kristin and she does everything. She's a little bit. And so? So she got a, there isn't a Purple People Leader costume, obviously, because it's a

song from the fucking 40s. I don't know what the fuck it is. Let me see. You got a one-eyed, one-horned, fine Purple People Leader. One-eyed, one-horned, fine. What a sight to see. You know it. Anyway.

So. Everybody knows this. So, yeah. So, he's gonna get he wants to be a purple people eater and there's no purple people eater costume

so we had to look at purple monsters 22 right yeah yeah also show your son some current right he likes the fucking

what he likes but who showed it to him oh your son's an old spare our nanny your nanny yeah and she's foreign

and she's foreign she's not she's foreign. And she's foreign. She's not. She's a white girl? She's just a white chick. Oh, wow. That's rare. Wow, you got a unicorn. So, she...

So, anyway... Holy shit, that thing's scary. So, Kristen ordered one on... What do you call it? Amazon from Monsters, Inc. The purple one. Oh, he's called the furry guy that they shave? So, she cut off one of the eyes and put the eye in the middle and bought a horn.

I like that shit. And then she got a recording music device and put it in the fucking head of it. And you press a button and it sings the song. That's lit. Those custom outfits, my mama did for me. Oh, she did? I was a French robot. What, bro?

I was a French robot. I hand out croissants to the kids. Yellow, would you like a croissant? And up again. Oui, oui, oui, oui. Wow. Why were you a French robot? I think I was gay as a young man.

I'm not sure. But wait, what is, that's hilarious. That's you, huh? That's me right there, dog. Wow, I don't have any pictures of me like that. I should have fucking. My mom hand stitched that outfit. And then I was a tiger one year.

So you said, I want to be a French robot. Yep. And she says, okay. She goes, okay, how are we going to do this? Let me say it again. So what is it? What's on it? I'm a robot, dude.

But what's French about it? I drew on a French mustache and I handed out croissants. Did you actually? Yeah. You're the one who's supposed to go trick-or-treating. You don't need to hand it out. There's a difference between us, dude. So you were at the door handing them out, or you would go to people's houses and trade croissants for candy?

I just put them in my pillowcase and hand them out to kids. And my parents, it was very frowned upon because croissants aren't cheap. We had about eight of them. So people think that you have CTE. You've just always been stupid. That's what I've been trying to say this whole time, dude. That's what I've been trying to say this whole time, dude. That's what I've been trying to say this whole time. French robot? Look how lit

that costume is. I mean, I will say French robot is kind of a fucking sick idea. Original. Yeah, it's a sick idea. Super original. But the parents that do the custom ones, they are, you're the real MVP. People who did, I had a custom, let me see if my mom will send it to me. I have a custom Robin outfit

That my mom did She made a Robin outfit When you were a kid Yep And was your brother Batman No Oh that's gay huh I do Robin

I always went against the grain No no no That's not against the grain Hey Hold up Hey you know I know you're gay When you're a kid

You're like I want Robin You know those Apple Product things Where they say Think different Those things That's me That would be me In black and white In Robin Not Batman Robin. You know those Apple product things where they say, think different? Those things?

That's me. There will be me in black and white in Robin, not Batman, with an Apple sign. Think different. I was a French robot. It's never been duplicated ever in the history of Halloween. Robin. So you're basically just a robot with a mustache. And I talk like this.

Oui, oui, oui, oui. I understand. Bonjour,, oui. I understand. Bonjour, bonjour. I understand. Je ne parle pas. So bad. Such bad French. Well, I'm a robot.

Do you have a pic of me in Robin outfit for Halloween? Oh, your robot's better than mine. You talk like a robot as you're texting. So you know that I'm not just ignoring you. I'm getting a picture. Here's my thing. If my son, when I come home, what do you want to be for Halloween?

I'll tell you what he says. It's alarming. But if I go, what do you want to be for Halloween? And he goes, Robin. I go, are you going to cheerlead too? I think it's cool to be Robin. I'll tell you why I wanted to be Robin. I'll tell you why I wanted to be Robin.

And there's a good point, and I'm smart because of it. Okay? It's because Robin was a boy. He was boy wonder. I'm a boy. I can look more like Robin and be badass. I'm not Batman. As a fucking eight-year-old, I'm close to being Robin.

Yeah, but you want to be the alpha male of the combo. But I understand if- You bottom. You bottom. No. Robin bottom. There's nothing gayer than Robin. Alpha male of the combo. But I understand if... You bought him. You bought him. No. Robin bought him. There's nothing gayer than Robin. There's me and Chris at 18. There's nothing gayer than adult Robin.

Yeah. Boy Robin is kind of the shit, dude. I killed it that Halloween. I can't wait to see it, dude. And then I was Punisher once. Ooh, that's lit. Yep. Back in the day?

Yep. My mom put all cotton in it. So I was looking muscular. Oh, that's dope. And she made the skull. That's dope. And I had the... Yeah, it was cool. She made the day? Yep. My mom put all cotton in it. So I was with Chaz. Oh, that's dope. And she made the skull. That's dope. And I had the, yeah, it was cool. She made all my cotton.

Yeah. I wonder, do, because Kristen does that for Calvin now, but like, do, I wonder if it's probably not so much anymore. Some moms, like my son. If they want to be French Robot, they do it. Well, it's just a different, yeah, you're not going to buy French Robot off Amazon. Or you can get something very strange. That's actually so cute.

You want to be a French Robot. Amazon. Or you're going to get something very strange. That's actually so cute. You want to be a French robot. That's really funny. Very strange. But so for this year, we always do the Halloween themed thing. And the kids have so many Halloween parties. My son and I wear the same suit. I don't know. We're fucked.

So we're doing Rick and Morty. I'm Rick. My son's Morty. My girl's Mr. Macy's. And Boston's Pickle Rick. Yeah. And that's lit. Yeah.

That's cute. Yeah, that is cute. It's very cute. My girl's costume, terrible, right? But you've got that's lit. Yeah. That's cute. Yeah, that is cute. It's very cute. My girl's costume, terrible, right? But you got to take one for the team. I bet she looks banging now. Yeah, Mr. Macy's doesn't have an ass with giant tits like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, oh, that's not Mr. Macy's. No. Mr. Macy's got very erotic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think my... The suit is tight. Like tight?

Super tight. But also tight. But also... Dude, my. Also, she's getting a full-size king bar. You know what I'm saying? No. Oh, the dad's hanging out with Kanye?

Oh, that's hilarious. That's hilarious. You want the full- They make a mistake. They make a mistake. Just come back in an hour. Filet for you. Hold up.

Come back in. We got something. You want rice? Just loop back around Yeah Go out and get peppers Like the kids dressed up like fucking Robin Dad, it's Halloween, get peppers

At Whole Foods So, yeah, no Mike Calvin, we asked him what he wanted to be He said, purple people eater He said, okay, and he said, what should mom and dad be? And he said, dad, that'd be a vampire and mama a witch. Okay. I like that.

Yeah. So he knows I'm fucking about it. Is your son into? Is that person me for Halloween? Yeah. Unreal. Wow. Steve J.

Who is it? Steve J. Was that last year or something? No, no. He sent it in this year. This year? He's partying tonight. That guy, that's hilarious, bro.

Easy outfit, though, right? Look, dude, but why does he have a fucking Android? Get an iPhone, dude. That's what I have. The point is you guys are the same color. Good nose. Strong nose. Good forehead.

Strong nose. Not as big of bags under his eyes, but he's also younger than me, so when he gets my age, he might. Yeah, that was me. That's you? That's hilarious. He's kind of doing the eyebrow. It's like he got Botox done and tried to do it, though. Yeah. but he's also younger than me so when he gets my age he might yeah that was me that's you that's how hilarious he's kind of doing the eyebrow it's like he got Botox done and tried to do it though

yeah that's pretty lit that's funny bro this guy said he was Brendan but it might just be a picture oh my god that's just a gay man yeah

that just looks like a guy that would be no I would dress like that you know what I'm not mad at that outfit at all that old school Apple shirt is lit. Yeah. The blood's coming out.

The blood's coming out? Ooh. I hate putting anything on my face like that. You know, I'm natural, dude. You're all natural? Yeah, I'm natural. If I was a chick, though, would you get fake tits if you're a chick? Oh, dang.

Really? Big, fake knockers. Really, bro? And a Brazilian butt lift. I would be fucking personality based. Oh, no, I'd do both. No, dude. Personality, giant tits? No, no, no, no, no, no, no,based. Oh, no, I'd do both. No, dude. Personality-based, giant tits?

Bro, you know what? Dick I'm sucking? Listen, man, that's not personality-based because you suck dick. No, bro, what I'm saying is... Oh, I'm personality-based. I suck so much dick. No. I'd be the dick sucker.

No, dude, I'm saying I'm going to have personality. Also giant tits. Also giant feet. But tattoo down the side to my ass cheeks. Yeah, bro. And personality. Bro, I'm going to be swapping away dicks. You can't have it all, dude.

You're acting like you'd be, you know when you're playing a video game and you're playing the racing games? And then at the end of the game you get the best car? That's what you want to start with, bro? Yeah. Nah, nah. You're not personality based you'd have to get fake tits yeah you'd have a up chick body dude by the way my would be banging no no you would be you'd be the basic white chick great personality thank

you right yeah personality my personality your wifey yeah you got flat ass though right okay flat ass small chest no no no no great no, no. Great personality. Okay, no. But I would be like the fucking, you know what I mean? That kind of chick where it's just like, okay, I could probably get her. But you couldn't though because I had a lot of options. You know what? I'm the chick that every guy would think that they had a chance with. But they don't because every guy thinks that. Fuck it, dude.

I love figuring it out. No, dude. You'd be in the friend zone. You're the chick guys go to for advice. I usher dudes in the friend zone.. You'd be in the friend zone. You're the chick guys go to for advice. I usher dudes in the friend zone. I usher dudes in the friend zone. And I'd be a real... You'd be sitting there with your, by the way, bad fake tits.

Because you'd be the kind of guy who got fake tits before you got money. We'd get a deal? You'd be the guy who got fake tits before you got... You'd be the chick who got fake tits before you got money. You'd look beat, bro. No way, dude. Dude, I would be a real whore. Dude, I'll give you a...

If you're friends and you're like the good girl, I'm just whoring it out. I'll give you the fact that you'd have a great ass. But that's it, though, bro. And you would not be personality based, and you'd have rocky, fucked up, bolt-on tits. Dude, yeah, I'd look for a deal and be like, where'd you get your tits done? Wyoming or some shit like that? Hey, let's take a break.

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Minimum age and eligibility restrictions apply. See show notes for details. Speaking of Wyoming, I'll be there in Cheyenne November 5th, and I'll be in Denver. Dude, Denver's popping off, dude. Denver, we are we are sold look at me dude

oh wow dude and that's not even Halloween right no that was just for the intro for my special that's disgusting well it's not disgusting you know I'm woke

but yeah dude and I play a good girl dude go ahead and hit that wow real real wow look at the

look at the people in the back chin's in there too what are we doing? I'm going to delete it scenes. Oh, really? You're on the special? Big dude energy. I can't wait to get my hands on him.

That voice. Wow, dude. Look at you. That's not, yeah, that's not a good sight. You know? Big girl, man. But I will say, what were we just talking about? Oh, yeah, Denver.

Denver. Oh, your dates. New York. New York. We're at another show in New York at the Beacon Theater. Wow. Thanks, bro. Proud of you, man.

Thank you, bro. We're doing Chicago Theater. Albany's sold out. Lakeland, Florida. You have dates coming up? Fake place. What are you doing? No, Albany?

Fake place. Lakeland, I know. I'm doing Lakeland. Dude, I'm doing Lakeland and people from Tampa, it's like 30 minutes away from Tampa and nobody from Tampa. Oh, so basically Tampa.

But nobody wants, everyone in Tampa is like, I'm not going to Lakeland. I don't know what Lakeland is. 30 minutes and there's no traffic. No, and there's also, I also hear, there's like two spots

that they won't travel. Tampa to Lakeland and also, is it? Jacksonville. No. Sugarland is, I'm doing Lakeland and also is it? Jacksonville. No. Sugarland. I'm doing Sugarland and it's near Houston and they don't want to go.

Yeah, Sugarland sounds like a good place. Apparently Sugarland is rich as fuck though. I can't wait to go to it. Sugar daddies. I'll be a sugar baby with big fake tits. If you like fake tits, I'll be in Calgary this Thursday. That's false advertising. We added a show Friday.

Rooftop Calgary downtown Canada. I'm bringing my big fake ass And tits up there Okay well Next week I'm in San Antonio LOL San Antonio Here's what's dope about that Texas is the biggest market

For Tiger Thick You can get it in all spec stores I'll be doing autograph signings Tastings And all sorts of stuff At the specs out there I'll announce that You can buy the bottles

At the LOL At my shows Thursday, Friday, Saturday Next week The week after I'm back in Texas With my the bottles at the LOL at my shows Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Next week, the week after, I'm back in Texas with my big fake tits. And then I got – Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Houston Improv. I keep forgetting I have – Also doing a signing there for Specs.

Also we'll have Tiger Thick, that sweet, thick nectar. Oh, God. Sweet, thick nectar. Stop saying nectar. All right, look. No, I love nectar. All right, all right. I forgot I'm going to be in Irvine.

Give me your nectar. Irvine. Give me your nectar. Dude, that's – all right. Give me your nectar. No,. Give me your nectar. Dude, that's... All right. Give me your nectar. No, your tits would be so fake. I forgot I'm doing Irvine. When are you doing Irvine?

November 5th. Oh, wait, no. November... I don't know. November sometime. Third. And then Jacksonville. I am doing Jacksonville.

San Diego. Portland, Oregon. Seattle. I sold a lot of tickets there so far. I'm almost done there. Were you in Seattle? McCall Hall. Were you in San Diego? Balboa. Seattle. I sold a lot of tickets there so far. I'm almost done there. Were you in Seattle? McCall Hall. Were you in San Diego?

Balboa. You know it? No, I did the Spreckles there. Yeah. The theater. Right, right, right. Figured you weren't doing a club. Yeah.

Although that Laugh Factory is fucking, I told you, right? Oh, I did. Yeah, it's so good. Oh, you did it with me and then you did yours. I did it with you and then I was like, oh, this is great. Yeah, it's so awesome. So I usually do La Jolla. But then Laugh Factory is San Diego. La Jolla you and then I was like, no, this is great. Yeah, it's so awesome. So I usually do La Jolla. But then La Jolla Comedy Store?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Great. It's a good club except for sometimes like the... Small. No, no, no. The La Jolla,

they get so fucking drunk, dude. I don't know. I think La Jolla is like super, like the rich version. La Jolla is like the Bel Air of LA. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like performing for fucking super duper rich people.

No. No. You feel like, yeah, it's a weird thing. Chin just got off a shift at Benihana's. Is that? Oh, yeah. Okay.

Oh, I didn't know. Oh, how nice. Wow, Chin brought real knives. I bought real knives, yeah. Supposed to be a sushi chef, but I guess I look like a Benihana chef. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, bro, real knives, dude. You can't carry those around.

Yeah, you can't. I have a chef's bag. Oh, as long as you have a chef's bag. You have a chef badge? Chef's bag. Dude, the guy's got a Halloween outfit with real knives, bro. You don't have a chef's bag oh it's always a chef yeah chef's bag oh the guys get a Halloween with real ones you have to keep it real if you dressed up as Michael Myers and carried a real life if you're Edward Scissorhands with actual scissors I know you're not getting around my kid. Dude, he pulls up with a shing! That sounds like a great costume. She was like, look, shing!

Real nice. Dude, I went to Universal Studios Horror Nights. They have a weekend. It's all week, like the weekend singer thing. Oh, weekend. The weekend. Weekend. Weekend.

Well, it's the singer? The weekend. The singer? Yeah. Weekend. What? What? Weekend?

W-E-E-K-N-D. That's his song. It's Weekend. Weekend. You want to follow this? I can feel my face when I'm with you. That's him, right? Yeah. The Weekend. You know that song about cocaine, right?

Yeah. You're a vampire. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what you know. Vampires probably do like cocaine. You're a vampire. There's no E. I say Weekend.

I don't say Weekend because he spelled it wrong, and what he gets is what he gets. Oh, wow. I was thinking, dude, how famous do you have to be where they have a theme at Universal Horror Nights? Yeah, that's crazy. He's so famous. Here's the problem, though.

He's a singer, right? He's not scary. I know. The Haunted House, they're like, and I was like, we had a tour guide, uh and i go the weekend then he's a singer he goes yeah it's a nightclub and it's his vision if there's a nightclub oh just it's a nightclub is it banging was it banging no wait wait hold on you brought your kids right absolutely not they'd be terrified oh right right right i heard about this before i

brought whiskey and got loose so wait what is it it's a it's a haunted house with the weekend theme about his like music videos so stupid everyone was like this is insane i was like insanely stupid i'm not scared at all was it supposed to be scary yeah we're in a club with hot chicks and they have their hot chicks they have this ad like from the video oh man it wasn't scary in any fashion some of them were scary some they got how much you think he gets paid for something like this seven trillion dollars no i mean it's just that's what i was thinking i i don't know i gotta i gotta go that's why i think how famous you have to be with me like this i'm with you you know it's the weekend I don't give a shit. Hey, you know. Do coke with me.

You know the weekend party is so hard. Drake and like Selena Gomez had to quit chilling with him because he goes so hard in the paint. Oh, what the fuck? That's the Halloween costume. That's not him. That's the haunted house. You saw it? Yeah, I went there.

With your. With my girl and two other couple. We had the, like the, you know, the VIP pass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, dude. If had the, like the, you know, the VIP pass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's where you line. Oh, okay. Dude, if you have to, I don't know,

if you have to wait in line, that ride was, or that haunted house, two hour wait, three hour wait. What? And adults? Oh,

it's all adults. All adults. Was it fun? With big daiquiris and like a ton of Mexicans. Horrible, yeah, yeah,

yeah. Oh, they do that? Hey, hold on. Was it fun? Yeah, it was fun.

All right, all right, yeah. Yeah, I was, there's not much to do really for kids on Halloween. Like we have to Google it. We went to Descanso Gardens.

Did you ever go there? Yeah, talk to your boy. Right up here. King's Ranch, dude. No, no, no, I know that, but that's over here, but we can either go. And then off to Soto.

Right, right, right. Another pumpkin patch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, another dope pumpkin patch in Culver City. Yep. I get all of them, dude. People are finding where you live,

finding where you live right now. I get all of them. I get all of them. People are finding where you live, finding where you live right now. I get all of them. I get all of them. Okay. All of them. You know, you're being aggressive about it. You don't have to be. I understand.

I'm just saying. You said there's nothing new for kids. There's everything new for kids. All right. Howling's for kids. Yeah, I know, but I don't like how adults try to take it over. I don't like that. Really slutty girls try to take it over.

It just gives girls a reason to dress like real whores, right? Yep. Oh, yeah, of course. And Nick, I don't know if you guys have seen this. Your dick's everywhere in that. Gosh, you do. Oh, it is? It's flopping around.

Your shit's pulled out. Yeah. Yeah, you got the extra L. Sorry, man. They need double XO, but they don't make it. This is double. Oh, wow. They don't make triple, huh?

This is double. Pickle Rick! There's a lot of fat dads, though. That's weird that That you They wouldn't make an extra size But a fat dad's not gonna play Rick Because he's really skinny Bro

What? You go fucking far The way I wish you had a close up of his face How cock sure he was That a fat dad wouldn't play Rick because he's skinny, he says. Like, to my face, like it's a fact. Well, fat dad's like, I'm a fat Rick.

You can't do it. It doesn't make sense. Guy, like we adhere to fucking. Like you being a vampire. You're fucking big, bro. Yeah, but I'm not fat. You're not fat, but Rick is skinny as shit. He's not muscular.

Yeah, true. You fucking deadlift 900 pounds. These are facts. Is that Chin up there? Yeah, that's Chin. That is me. That is you? Where'd you get that wig, the long hair?

I made the whole thing. Where'd you get the black dress? Oh, yeah. Oh, you told her. Oh, man. She's going to hate that. She was like, no, I'm the orange guy.

Oh, that's crazy. You posed with Slipknot. Yeah. Oh, you're at a Slipknot concert. What'd you do for Halloween, though? Was that hot in there, dude? That's the thing with masks and jumpers. It's so hot.

And I couldn't even see, dude. Here's the thing about that mask, and you don't even think about this. How old were you there? Early 20s? That was last year. Early 20s. Early 20s. Sure, last year. So here's so hot. And I couldn't even see, dude. Here's the thing about that mask, and you don't even think about this. How old were you there? Early 20s? That was last year? Early 20s. Early 20s.

Sure, last year. So here's the thing. If you wear a stupid mask like that, you can't party. Nobody sees your face. You sure as hell not getting jacked off by the punch. You got to take off the fucking mask, and then people just think you're like traffic.

You're like someone working with, yeah. Oh, no, you're in prison. Right, right, right. You're like, oh, you're a prisoner bro slipknot is fucking that i don't do you like slipknot i love so i love the idea of slipknot i don't know any slipknot music but like i i watch it on them like because i think that they're just like really like interesting and unique and i um what i fucking by mistake I was watching a Slipknot documentary thing on YouTube and by

by mistake I put I added it to my home page on YouTube like on Super Cult and like it was the first it's just the biggest featured video on my fucking like with congratulations and lifeline people like what the fuck When people click on, it's just the biggest Slipknot fan. It was like the featured video on my fucking YouTube channel. Where people are like, dude, you're... Like with congratulations and lifeline, people are like, what the fuck?

Or I bet a lot of people have a huge rabid fan base. Where they're like, what's their fan base called? Slipknotties or whatever? No, they're called the freaking hell I can't even... Oh, you're not a fan. Damn it, no. I'm not a huge, huge fan, but yeah. But you love them.

They're the fans. Like, oh, you're a naughty? You're a naughty, bro? Yeah. Maggots. There you go, magg're naughty bro yeah maggots there you go yeah i want to be a maggot i'd love to be a gigolo too you know what they're called juggalo juggalo jiggalo you know just want to the housewives yeah um wow so wait is it do we have people who call in and or not yep yep we do okay well we've been rolling huh yeah i like the new format where we just bullshit. All right, here we go. We just go, bro.

Yeah, here we go. This guy's a turd. What's up, King of the Sting? This is your boy, Daniel, coming at you from Omaha, Nebraska. I'm also a Patreon subscriber. About two years ago, I submitted a King of the Sting for horror tattoos. And then Brendan said that I'm only relevant once a year. So here I am, two years later, with a debate club.

So who's your favorite horror icon? We got that Pennywise. We got that Jason. Jason's stupid. Love Freddy. Love Freddy. Burn victim. We got Michael Myers, that bad boy.

We got Chucky. Chucky's stupid. I beat the shit out of him. Who's your favorite horror icon? Gang, gang, buzz, buzz, soul. Oh, he's saying. I beat the shit out of him. Who's your favorite horror icon? Gang Gang, Buzz Buzz, Soul. Oh, he's saying, I said he's only relevant once a year because he has Halloween tattoos. Which is a fact. He hasn't sent something in for two years because he said that.

It was a great submission. But his arm. His tattoos are dope. His arm is relevant once a year, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Wow, that guy really loves it, huh? Those are, that artwork, that tattoo, whoever the artist is, is ridiculous.

So I grew up a huge Freddie fan. Have you seen the Freddie Dunks, Nike Dunks? You know the story about those? There's only 30. There's only 30 of them ever made. Nike had an agreement with, I think it was Paramount or whatever, Motion Pictures. And then Paramount was like, nope, you can't use it. But they released only 30 of Friends and Family.

So there's 30 Dunks. They're ridiculous. But you can get the Air Max 95 Freddie and Family. So there's 30 dunks. They're ridiculous. But you can get the Air Max 95 Freddy Kruegers. There's more of those. They're lit. They're also expensive? No, not too bad. But those are like the most expensive dunk.

They're so sick. The Air Max 95s are also dope. They don't have the Freddy Krueger sweatshirt on, but they have blood on them. They're cool. Point is, I thought growing up as a huge Freddy Krueger fan, bought a poster, was scared of it, took it down after one night. My mom got it for me at Blockbuster. When's the last time you watched Freddy? Oh, recently.

Oh, really? Me too. It doesn't hold up. No, of course not. You know Johnny Depp's in it. Yeah. I will say, though, I watched Freddy recently. I watched Hellraiser recently.

I'm talking about the first one. I watched Jason a few years ago. Michael Myers. Halloween. Don't say Michael Myers. The one that I saw. Look at how much. You can buy them for $100,000. Insane. Who's like, I'll take them.

I know. Freddie. The one that holds up the most, I think, is Freddie. Michael Myers. Mike Myers is... Michael Myers is pretty... Jason is just like... These people are such idiots in it. The kids are like, hello?

He's not even running. He just walks. Just run, bitch. Friday the 13th and then Michael Myers, of course, because he's just kind of like... Did you see Freddy vs. Jason? No, but I saw it, dude. That was lit. I do this thing.

I do this thing on my Patreon where I like review like mostly movie trailers and shit. And I was reviewing these trailers. And the... There was a thing that YouTube suggested where it was like Freddy vs. Jason and they were being interviewed.

The guys, it was whatever his name is who does Freddy. What's his name? No, Wes Craven. No, no, no. The actual guy. Robert whatever his name is who does Freddy. What's his name? No, Wes Craven. No, no, no. The actual actor. Robert Englund. He looks just like him.

Robert Englund. And then he looks just like him because he is him. Well, no, he looks like a burn victim. I know, but he was, yeah, he does kind of look fucked up. But he was in the outfit, and then Jason was in the outfit with the mask on. Dude, remember you said? Yeah, dude, it was so funny. And they were just like, well, you know, Jason, yada, yada.

Dude, it was so fucking funny. Well, and to embody Jason. Yeah, and they're all serious. Yeah, I was terrified of. They were just like, well, you know, Jason, yada, yada. Dude, it was so fucking funny. Well, and Tambati, Jason. Yeah, and they're all serious. Yeah, I was terrified of Freddy Krueger. Oh, I never watched him until I got older. I never watched him until I got older. Oh, you had good parents? No, well, yeah.

My parents, I had a poster when I was eight in my room. Dude, I went to go sleep over a friend's house that loved Freddy, and my mom was like, you know he loves Freddy. Like, you got to stay, because I had never stayed over somebody's house. Your mom was like, I've seen the movie Stay Awake. Was there a movie? Yeah. Oh, I've seen the movie Stay Awake.

Got it. Yeah. No, but she was like, you got to stay over because he lives, you know, far away. And you can't come home in the middle of the night like you do. Like, I would run home. I had, like, neighbors that I lived near. And I would just run home. And I would be home at like, in my head it was 3 a.m.

It was probably like fucking 10.30. I'm like, mom, mom, you know. And so I stayed there. I stayed up all night. And I was so scared that I ended up falling asleep. I had to go to the bathroom. I ended up falling asleep. And I had to go to the bathroom so bad.

I woke up and there was shit coming out of my ass. You shit your pants. Or it was Freddy. Oh, wow. That made it happen in my life. Wow, this got Eric Griffin up in here. He's not even here.

Yeah, he shits his pants a lot. God, I wonder what movies Eric would talk about. He's just so much older, you know? Yeah. I remember when Aliens came out. Old people think

Aliens was scary. Like my dad would be like, man, when Aliens came out? Yeah. When I saw The Exorcist in the theaters? Aliens was a great movie though because it was like, it got away with being like kind of a horror movie, but it was in space. But it was also like a good actual movie.

Like if you watch Alien. That movie's legit. It's shit. Aliens is good, too. So is Predator. Predator holds up. Predator's good. Yeah.

Yeah. It's crazy the movies that hold up and the movies that fucking don't. It's really hard with practical effects. It's just like, sometimes they're really good. Like there were a lot of really good practical effects in Hellraiser, but my god, that movie is just fucking... Is it bad? It's just like, alright. The idea

of Hellraiser is fucking awesome. So I think that it coasted on that a lot. Also, that was when BDSM was the thing where people were like, what is this shit? And now it's just like, we're way beyond that. You know what holds up is it. It holds up. The ending. The first one? The first one holds up. That one's scary as fuck. I'd say it's scar like You know it's way beyond that You know what holds up is it It holds up The ending The first one The early one

The first one holds up I haven't seen it That one's scary as fuck In a long time I'd say it's scarier than the new ones It is really Just the ending's so stupid When it becomes that big spider

But that's the thing Like the effects don't hold up Yeah it's stupid The new hits are lit So the best So he was saying What's the best one Freddy is the best one

Freddy's the best Don't fall asleep That's really cool It's impossible to do But I think the scariest one Is Michael can do it in your sleep. Don't fall asleep. That's really cool. It's impossible to do. But I think the scariest one is Michael Myers. That whole... What's realistic.

Yeah. Michael Myers and Jason are just serial killers. Do you know that that face... Do you know what that mask is? It's a hockey mask. No, no, no, no, no. The Michael Myers mask.

It's actually a fucking Star Trek William Shatner mask. Oh! That they just added... They colored the thing... White. Nick knew. a fucking Star Trek William Shatner mask. What? Oh. That they just added, they colored the thing white. Nick knew.

Nick knew. And like added a bunch of, like, look, look at it. Look at that. Holy bro. Isn't that funny?

The more you know. Yep. Wow. Isn't that weird? It's spot on. Shout out to fucking William Shatner. After you realize it and you watch the movie.

That's all you can see. Now he's less scary. That's some bullshit. Time to die. It's time to die. Exactly. Did you know the guy who played the original, Mike Myers, they wouldn't recast him and he wanted too much money,

but he is now in the new one. He came like full circle and he ended up directing like in between. He like made, I got to find, yeah, it's crazy. Well, that's so,

so you know what my favorite movies is still holds up with Jessica Beal, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. One of my favorite movies, you know, the remake. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Of course it is. Right. Well, I'm making sure, you know, of course, dude, come on. That's a real story. All right. I don't like when they do story. No, I'm making sure you know that. Of course, dude. Come on.

That's a real story, too. All right, bro. All right, I don't like when they do that. True story. No, I don't like when they do that. No, it's true. It's based on a true story, which means it's fiction. Loosely based.

Yeah. Yeah. I fucking fuck all that shit. There's no big guy. But you know the guy, this is going to be, I bet Mark gets this reference. The guy who plays the text chainsaw guy, the big guy running, because he's actually pretty athletic, is the same guy from the movie The Program, Latimer. What?

Pickle Rick! I don't know what that is. I don't know what The Program is. You've never seen the movie? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is that? Because you're like singing and dancing as a kid and played Robin,

so you're probably wearing The Program. The movie The Program was based off College Football Program. Yeah, I know that, but I've never seen it, dude. Oh, it's so good. I put a sign up right in the front window, advertisement right in the front window, and all of a sudden, success coming out of the blue.

That's why I can do that. Where's your football get you right now, bro? Dude, tell me that. I entertain. I know. I fuck that. That's why I can do that. If you didn't watch the program and you had fucking Mr. Kelsey in eighth grade chorus,

then you would be doing what I'm doing. I know, dude. He died of cancer. So prematurely. Dude, he would go. Dude, he would. Oh, man. It was so funny.

He would go like this. The exercises. He was like, okay, guys, here we go. And he would go, woo. And he would be like, but you really got to go. Woo. That was the exercise. And he would jump when he did it.

And it was so big. Oh, you know he's on drugs, right? You know he's on drugs, right? I don't know, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was on Adderall at least. I mean, figure it out. Rest in peace, bro.

Don't tarnish his name. Every day is all, hey, everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah, that's one of those professions that you could really only get away with doing that there for the- No, there's so many professions. Doing Adderall and shit?

No, I'm saying- If I was at Starbucks, Adderall all day. Just popping out drinks. You snort it with your fake tits and shit? Fucking guy fake tits. And fucked in the back. Nick Castle

played the original Michael Myers, then he went on and he wrote Escape from New York. What? Yes. It's crazy. Oh! And now he's playing

the Michael Myers again. Whoa! Wow, dude. That's a cool life, bro. He wrote The Resurrection of Bronco Billy? Get out of here. Stupid. dude. He wrote the resurrection of Bronco Billy? Get out of here. Stupid. Hook? He wrote Hook?

Scream story. Escape from L.A. is probably his biggest one, right? No. Hook! Well, no. With Robin Williams? Yes. That was so big. He directed Major Payne. Whoa. Dennis the Menace? That's hilarious. The Last Starfighter?

I got this blood on. This guy's killing it now. Made the right choice to dip on out. Yeah, really. You know what it did? It pushed him to do what he wanted to do. Let's take a little break, Chris, because I, listen, I go to Calgary, and the next week I'm in San Antonio.

The week after that I'm in Houston on tour at sickboy.com. You're all over as well. You've got Denver coming up. You've got New York. All over. You've got Florida. You've got Sugar Land, Texas. I've got a lot of them.

You're all over, dude. And listen, when I'm on the road, I go to coffee shops. I'm on my computer. I'm on my laptop. I'm like, oh, my God, people are going to steal my information. I know. I wish there was some sort of service that protected me. Guess what?

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They take you on a tram to this thing. And the guy was telling us, he's like, yeah, they shoot big movies here. Like they shot Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. They shot some of the scenes from Top Gun here. He's like going through all that. And he goes, but we have to sign NDAs. So they shot Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah.

He's like, so... Caribbean, but yeah. He's like, when you're going... Like it's a vacation. Pirates of the Caribbean. He's like, so when you're going by, we have to sign NDAs. So we can't tell any of the public,

any of our friends, family, who we've seen on set, what they're shooting. He's like, but it's tough sometimes. Like, we're driving by, and he goes, Pirates of the Caribbean is just a giant pirate ship. And people are like,

is that Pirates of the Caribbean? I'm like, mm-mm. Oh, my God. And then he goes, and then it gets even better. He Like, we're driving by, and he goes, Pirate's Agreement is just giant pirate ship. And people are like, is that Pirate's Agreement? I'm like, mm-mm. Oh, my God. And then he goes, and then it gets even better. He goes, they're shooting once in Hollywood. And he goes, I'm doing a tour. And we pass, and Brad Pitt's just sitting there. And he's waving at everybody.

Oh, yeah. And everyone's like, that looks like Brad Pitt. He's like, it's an actor. They're like, that is spot on. Like, yeah, it's just a fake Brad Pitt. And he goes, it was actually Brad Pitt. He goes, I was dying inside, but I can't say anything because of the NDA. Who's this guy? He's a fake Brad Pitt And he goes It was actually Brad Pitt He goes I was dying inside But I can't say anything

Because of the NDA Who's this guy? He's a tour guide That's hilarious dude Yeah Wow Wow yeah Everyone's like

That looks like Brad Pitt He's like yeah it's not No we hired him It's a guy dressed up As Brad Pitt for the ride Like he is hot On the left side You might notice

A guy dressed as Brad Pitt It's Brad Pitt He's like hey what's up He's cool as shit Yeah He said he's really cool Yeah What else you got Nick? Oh cool Ohitt it's brad pitt he's like hey what's up he's just like yeah he said he's really cool yeah um what else oh boy it's what's his name who died uh nestle hustle yeah yeah yeah i made that up earlier i can't even say it was on the or or to icer leader we

just have a little quick question you get into any halloween mischief when you were a kid i remember walking around the neighborhood. We thought that we were going to go egg houses, but long story short, we ended up walking through the neighborhood with a carton of eggs for about two hours because we were too scared to do anything. That's cute. Yeah. Good for you. I also have another question here. What's your favorite candy?

Oh, good question, cuties. Gang, gang. But, but. Super cute. Super. Oh, I love that, dude. My favorite candy? Well, let's start with the, you know, the little girl.

My favorite candy is, what's your favorite candy? Oh, my favorite candy. Too easy. I never eat it, but what is yours? Go ahead. Sour Patch Kids, man. I can't eat it, though, because it's so bad for you. But when I put a Sour Patch Kid in my mouth,

oh, talk about Caribbean. What? Dude, I just take a vacation, man. My shit is so sour. I love sour. It's sour. I love it, dude. But chocolate's the best, though.

I will say chocolate's the best. But, dude, when I take a fucking, if I just put that on the tongue, I go to the Caribbean, man. I hate sour shit. Oh, dude. Dude, we wouldn't have been friends as kids. You eating Sour Patch Kids? We're not friends now, man. If I didn't put that on the tongue I'd go to the Caribbean man I hate sour shit Oh dude Dude We wouldn't have been friends as kids You eating Sour Patch Kids

We're not friends now man You eating Sour Patch Kids And then dress up as Rob And I'm like Oh Oh well I'm not gonna be that kid Yeah yeah yeah true And then singing

Fall in love Yeah yeah We grew into being We met each other when we were supposed to Yeah yeah Agree Oh, well, I'm not going to be that kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, true. And then singing. Fa la la. Yeah, fair enough. We grew into being, we met each other when we were supposed to. Yeah, I agree. Favorite candy? Well, I have real sense of teeth and I have cavities, so I can't eat candy. But when I could, it'd be Butterfinger number one.

Really? Heath Bar number two. Really? Oh, I love a good Heath. Have you ever had a Whatchamacallit? Yeah, they're all right. They're all of them. I like 100 Grand. I like 100 Grand.

I like 100 Grand. Okay, so we like all the opposite ones. Oh, do you like Good and Plenty? No, no, no. Oh, I love Good and Plenty. Oh, what? I'm English. Those are good friends. You guys like each other's opposite.

You could trade after trick-or-treating. True. Ying and Yang. Oh. Ebony and Ivory. Yeah. Because we take a pillowcase, right, and they put all the candy. Pillow, you're saying.

I'm from Denver. So that's how we say it, though. Yeah. Might be a speech impediment. Pillow. We take a pillow and you and they put all the candy pillow you're saying i'm from denver so we that's how we say it though yeah hello when you take a pillow and you go to the caribbean we go to the pillow with a caribbean but no we'd fill up the entire pillow case candy and then me my brother would dump it out and exchange he liked licorice i like the chocolate wow it's a good combo that is a good combo my brother pushed me through a door okay so it's getting dark what are you saying if you ever do any mischief oh my brother literally you know he's a bully when i was young and i was dressed up as a tiger some bullshit french robot yeah as a gay french tiger yeah and he pushed me through a fucking

door into some random family's apartment oh wow they were terrified well yeah and so was i especially because they were like what's this tiger and i was like wait wait wait what's this fresh tiger what's this fresh tiger um i went out with like to tp and i got i got chased by like older kids and i was terrified for my fucking life we hid in like these i wouldn't say woods because we were in la canada but it was like this open vacant uh lot that had a bunch of trees in it. And I was there for what seemed like an hour. You know what the problem is? I moved to L.A. when I was in my mid-20s.

When you come here, Halloween's a different thing. Because it's Hollywood and people have money here, you go to Halloween parties. Oh, right, right, right. Some dude was actually the fucking lizard from fucking Mortal Kombat. It's like, Jesus. You're like, were you in the actual movie? I got a suit from Walmart. Yeah.

I look like shit. Yeah, I know. I mean, legit, here, because Hollywood and people are like, you know, makeup artists and, you know, they cast movies and do all that shit. Yeah, I know. They're like legit. Like, it was the actual Batman costume. It takes the actual fun out of it, maybe, yeah.

Well, especially if you're broke at the time. Right, right, right. I was broke, and I was like, oh, I'm, who's that? Mark. Holy shit. Oh, my God. Right, right, right. I was broke. I was like, oh, I'm. Who's that? Mark. Holy shit. Oh, my God. What the hell? That's Mark?

Yeah. Well, he says like we should know. Yeah. Well, you were a cat? Uh-huh. I was a cat like probably 10 times. Mark loves cats. And was your girl a cat woman?

That was the. Whoa. Whoa. Okay. Let's hope this was Halloween.een that's halloween right mark wow he's still buff yeah what was the lip gloss on still looking good that was for like a transgender homecoming or something like that oh wow i haven't heard of that when they would do something like that wow so why'd you send me it

your mom just sent you 20 pictures? Wow. There you go. You know what? That's scary. Let's be honest. That's the scariest one. Yeah.

How far? Yeah. I like the fucking... But why did your girl at the time have... Why did she paint the mask on? Just get him... That was actually... That was the language instructor from Chile or something like that at my college.

Did we hook up? Yes. But was that... She was like 24 like i don't know but i i took a picture of her i like dressing as a cat because then you go up to other girls dressed as cats and go you stole my outfit oh okay that's nice conversation started yeah do you say because that's aggressive no i'm saying like like oh my god like you know It's sassy, bitch. Yeah. Hey, no offense, but bitch. Mark's like, bitch. And then he has tight tongue. No, you didn't. Yeah, she didn't think you were gay yet.

Okay, well, all right. Yeah, so that's good. Snickers is my favorite candy. What's the best outfit to attract chicks for those single guys out there going out on Monday night? Vampire's pretty lit. Vampire's good. Don't be Rick.

Don't be Rick. Well, no no I think honestly Probably a funny outfit Is the way to go Or a really like Scary one Like if you're Pennywise And you're a legit Pennywise

Yeah sure But then they're not gonna Like if you're trying to get chicks No chick's gonna hook up With that dude With the fucking receding hairline That's just like You know what I mean

With the paint all over their face And shit That's a good point Like if you're If you're I think a silly one Is probably the best Because

You gotta be something Kind of stupid I a good point. Like, if you're, if you're, I think a silly one is probably the best because you gotta be something kind of stupid, I think. That makes it laugh. Because if you, like, really think you're lit and you're,

like, in a vampire and you're like, hello, you're like, okay, you know what I mean? Like,

get over yourself. Are you Chris Angel? Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Get over yourself. A legit one would be

The Incredibles. We just, if you're really buff, you paint it on, just wear a thong. When I did, one time I went, I didn't want to dress up but we had to go to a party and I don't want, I think, I just if you're really buff you paint it on just wear a thong when I did one time I went I didn't want to dress up

but we had to go to a party and I don't want I think that you're if you go all out it's annoying but if you don't dress up you're the only guy not dressed up at the party

I think that's kind of shitty too so I was like guys let's all be the same thing with five of us but let's all pick a character from a movie

that nobody would be. And they're like, what? And I said, Ethan Hawke from Training Day. Did one of your friends go as Denzel Washington Blackface? No, we all five of us went as Ethan Hawke from Training Day. Oh, wow. We got fucking the brown jacket and the hood. And nobody, like, they would see us.

They'd be like, you didn't dress up. And they'd be like, wait a minute. And they'd see five of us. And we would be like, we're all Ethan Hawke from Training Day. That's hawk that's hilarious it's a deep cut it was a deep cut nobody's ever done that you know well we ran out of we didn't take a point yeah jacob yeah yeah that's right good football player in high school um we didn't have costumes in college and we were throwing the halloween party at the thing i was like i got it guys that's the exact outfit oh wow so that's just a normal i think i think we had maybe a goatee or something i shaved and so i had to go to you it's all right it's a deep cut

nobody knew unless you've been the mexican from training day no we wanted it to be really regular you can't just dress normal and we'd be like oh we're eating alchemy have you halloween uh i don't know like do you get wet yeah everybody buddy just kept saying that in blackface. Did you get your shit pushed in? I didn't know you liked to get wet. Yeah, we threw the Halloween party at my college at University of Colorado. It was at our house, like a big Halloween party. But, you know, it's college, so we didn't have outfits.

I was like, don't worry, I got us boys. I got an idea. So I decided to dress as big babies and get to pants, diapers, and pacifiers. Yeah. We thought it was good, and then we were all dressed. We had hammered. And when you're doing, like, keg stands, you're, like, chowed hanging out, right? Yeah.

The girl who I liked walked in with her friends. We were all hot. And she walked in and sees me. My buddy had a chair. I go, ugh, gross. Oh, she did? Yeah. What was she saying gross about?

Just the whole outfit. Get up. But you look good, though. Yeah, but it's grown men in diapers. Yeah, but it's Halloween. Yeah, but I would piss my... Oh, that's not... Don't take the character so...

You're like, Daniel Day-Lewis of Halloween. I'm a method actor. He's like, Daniel Day-Lewis of Halloween. I would shit my pants. Oh, God. I'd stay out.

I smelled so bad, I would shit my pants, but everything for Halloween. What else you got, Nick? What's up? He's like, ew. What?

So hot. Just like, did you shit? You're like, yeah, I'm a baby. That's how I wore this. What up, Brendan? What up, Eric?

What up, Chris, Nick, Chin? Hello to the whole gang. I'm Sydney, and I'm coming at you with a debate club. So, in light of the Jeffrey Dahmer series coming out on Netflix this year, a lot of people have been talking about dressing up as him for Halloween or various other serial killers, which they've been doing for years. So on the other side of the argument, people are saying, oh, it's insensitive to dress up as a serial killer.

Like, oh, the victim's family is glorifying the serial killer. So my question for you guys is, do you think it's inappropriate or weird to dress up as a serial killer for Halloween? Or is it just a Halloweenlloween costume it doesn't matter gang gang buzz buzz sore and i'm not fucking singing so love you guys i think i i always think it's better to to be somebody who's made up yeah i don't i i'm not even talking about being insensitive or sensitive or insensitive or whatever but the fuck like i don't i don't think i just always it's more fun if you just do a made up thing just read dom is pretty easy to do though costume wise, I don't, I don't think, I just always, it's more fun if you just do a made up thing.

Jeffrey Dahmer's pretty easy to do though, costume wise, if you don't have a lot of money, just with those stupid glasses, and you just wore regular shit. Cut off your friends' day off. But I get how it's insensitive. Yeah,

cut your friends' day off either. But, I also think, it's kind of disrespectful, I had a friend, she was like, oh, I'm going to go as Queen Elizabeth,

but as a zombie. Well, that's, yeah. Well, I'm half English. She just died. How about next Halloween? Can you let her cool off? Yeah. Yeah, but as a zombie. Well, that's, yeah. Well, I'm half English. She just died. How about next Halloween?

Can you let her cool off? Yeah. Yeah, give it a year. Jeffrey Dahmer, I get incentive when he killed 12 victims or 17 that we know. For those 17 people,

probably going to piss them off, but also 17 people say I have social media, right? Now, can Eric come as John Wayne Gacy? I would love it, right? That'd be so good. He does that every episode. Yeah, I don't

know, man. It's got to be rough. I fucking think about that sometimes. It's got to be really rough, man, for those families. You know the father of Jeffrey Dahmer, he's just getting harassed. But not in a horrible way. People are like, you're the man. Oh, way to go. Dropping gifts off

and cooking them shit. Baking them cakes and stuff's like he's like i'm gonna sue netflix he's like because they didn't ask for my consent they some of the stuff they said so it's pretty fucked exaggerated yeah he's trying to sue him it's pretty fucked up but it is fiction i mean it it's it's not like it's like they're not saying this is what happened on the tv show right they're just saying well they're saying some it's fictional but like just a i like it's like they're not saying this is what happened on the TV show, right? They're just saying. Well, they're saying some it's fictional, but like just to, I mean, it's been out for a while. So spoiler in three, two, one. The black lady who's the main narrator on that series, you know, on Balls Deep and Serial Killers. They have her living next door.

In real life, she was actually two buildings down. She was across the street, two buildings. She lived far away. So that's a little Hollywood trivia for you. Yeah, there you go. That's also not a spoiler alert. But anyway, you're just telling it where one of the characters, too. She lived far away from it. So that's a little Hollywood trivia for you. Yeah, there you go. That's also not a spoiler alert. But anyway, you're just telling it where one of the characters actually lived. Do you know what a spoiler alert is?

Yeah, but it's also like it ruins it for you because you think she lived like Thor and she was like – I like how there's some dead bodies. Spoiler alert, they shot it in Hollywood, not Milwaukee. Spoiler alert, that's not actually Jeffrey Dahmer. Yeah, it's the actually Jeffrey Dahmer. No, but I like how that neighbor's all, you know, she's like, I smell something rotten, and I ask Jeffrey Dahmer. He's like, my family sent me pork chops, and they just went bad. She's like, okay, have a good day.

People were such idiots back in the 80s. Unreal. Unreal idiots. So stupid. Unreal idiots. All right, next one. Sting, wing, sing. This is y'all's Halloween episode, so I got a king of the sting it.

Me and my wife just had our first son a little bit over a month ago. Super cute. Wife wants to take him trick-or-treating this year already. Oh, wow. I ain't messing with it, but you know what they say, happy wife, happy life. So it looks like we're dressing our asses up and going. Y'all king of the stingy, gang gang, buzz buzz, soar. Woo woo woo woo woo.

Hey, Chen, fucking say something, dude. Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. Yeah, I don't know. I think that, yeah, go out for a little bit. You don't go out for two hours. Yeah, like five o'clock, just roam around the block. Yeah, do four houses. Dress them up. Dress them up.

Pick some picks. Caterpillar or whatever. Yeah. Pick some cute picks. It'd be good for him to have the picks too when he gets older. Yeah. I forget what my son was when he was one, but I didn't have a costume. I just didn't have one.

My girl was like, oh. She was like, well, I have makeup and shit. I'm like, oh, do like a panda bear. For you? Yeah, and she drew a panda bear on, but it was really hot. It was out in Marina del Rey, and there was like, oh, she was like, well, I have makeup and shit. I'm like, oh, do like a panda bear. For you? Yeah, and she drew a panda bear on, but it was really hot. It was out in Marina del Rey, and there was like humidity, and it started to melt. It was? And everyone walked by.

I'm like, oh, my God. People were terrified. Wow. Terrified. I looked like a gigolo. Well, maybe you're a gigolo. I'm a French panda bear. I'm a melting French gigolo.

What did I do for Calvin? Calvin was, I don't remember. He was, did we even, we dressed him up as a teddy bear. It was so cute, like a little teddy bear. Oh, yeah. And we were safari guys. Dude, when Boston, last year, Boston. He was a lion.

We were safari guys. Oh, that's cute as fuck. Yeah. I remember that picture. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's cute. Dude, when, last year, Boston, as Baby Yoda, he shut the street down. He was so fucking cute.

We had to hire security. He was so fucking cute. Why did you use a guy like Han Solo? I was. As security. Oh, there you go. Yeah, I was. So you're security.

Yeah, I had a laser. Yeah. Away from my son. All right. Well, yeah, yeah. That's it. A couple more. I'm losing a feeling in my arms.

There was me once. I was SpongeBob. What happened? Oh, you cut your head off? Yeah. Well, because I just had the shirt, so we didn't use that. I would like to see the old school face of Nick. How about your nails, Nick?

Mine are bad, too. Nick got them Jeffrey Dahmer hands. Look at his nails, man. Yeah, I'm going to cut that out. What nails? What do you mean? I just have dry cuticles. Oh, dude, I bite my nails because I have anxiety and stress.

Yeah. My fingers look like. I just sent you. Look at my Ill Robin costume, dude. As a kiddo? Yeah, man. Good luck being the French robot. I was fucking, I looked good, bro.

I was the boy wonder. Oh, okay. My mom made that shit. She sewed together the R on there. Oh, I was cute. Look at that. Wow, that's Calvin, dude. That's insane.

That's Calvin. I like that outfit. You have the gloves on. Yep, and then there's me as a werewolf. Oh, wow. Isn't that funny? And that's Matt? That's Matt. And your mom made all that. You have the gloves on. Yep. And then there's me as a werewolf. Oh, wow. Isn't that funny? And that's Matt? That's Matt.

And your mom made all that. And that's my son. And your mom made all that. That's Matt. My mom made all that. Yep. Dude, the funny, that was my dad's shirt, right? And they just ripped it up.

Because you know werewolves, when they transform, they go crazy, right? Oh, yeah. That's legit. And so, but my mom, I remember this conversation. I remember how cocksure I was when they asked me, they asked my brother, what do you want to be for Halloween? And he said,

a cowboy. And I said, Matt, that's so stupid. And they said, why? And I said, cause you have to be something for Halloween.

It's, wow, this is so me. I was like, it's better if you're something that actually exists. And they were like, okay, well,

what do you want to be? And I said, werewolf. Yeah. And I'm like, okay, well, what do you want to be? And I said, werewolf. Yeah. And I'm the stupid one. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, look at me being Robin. That's cool.

I'm cool, dude. You as a werewolf. You were a giant kid, huh? I don't know. I don't know how old I was there. Look at Matt, dude. Wow. You were three there.

That's cool. You were three years old. All right, let's see what's up with this dude. So here's a continuation of that first part, King it or Sting it. Dressing up like Woody for Halloween. Now, I know Brendan has already done this. I'm wondering if it's cultural appropriation. After all, I'm in Texas here, and I make cowboy boots.

I don't know what you think. Dressing up like a cowboy for Halloween? Cultural appropriation? No. Watch it now. Doesn't he look like Wilmer Valdorama? Valdorama? Yeah, no.

Not really. You don't think so? I do. Like a rugged, like Brokeback Mountain? Maybe, yeah. Wilmer? Wilmer Valdorama on Cretan. I don't know. I think, no, it's not appropriate. No, Cretin. I don't know.

I think... No, it's not appropriate. No, no, no. I don't think anything is. No, nothing for Halloween. Like, when these politicians get in trouble for doing blackface in high school, it's like... Yeah. Well, that's so long ago.

Just don't do blackface now. No. Because now it's not even like... It's not even like... If you do blackface now, it's not even like you're racist. You're just so fucking dumb. You're so stupid. You know that it's going to be bad. You know you need a blowback, it's not even like you're racist. You're just so fucking dumb. You know that it's going to be bad. That's the thing.

It's beyond racist. No matter what the matter. I was like, I'm Morgan Freeman from Bruce Almighty. You're fired. You're fired. Who's this guy? Just took a shower. There's a snake in my eye.

Happy Halloween, Cats crew. I got a King of the sting it for you. Low effort Halloween costumes. I'm talking about the kind of costume where you just wear your normal clothes and then show up holding a sign that says nudist on strike. Or...

I can't really think of any other example. But basically those costumes where you just paste something on a shirt. You're basically just wearing your own clothes. You're too school for that. Sure wearing a costume is dumb but like it's a halloween party so like don't go out for halloween or go to a party or whatever on halloween if you're not going to go along with it so can you're sting it low effort halloween costumes um gang gang buzz buzz, sore. That was the spooky version.

He's wearing a leather jacket with a denim cut off. He's from Calgary. So I feel like you have to do some effort. Yeah. Either not from train day is a horrible outfit, but if you have five of them, I'm like, okay,

cool. If five of you do it, it's funny. You went out and did some effort. You put effort into it. If you go to a Halloween party, put no effort. You're just also like that.

That is particularly unfunny. The nudist on strike is like, so, so dumb. I found it funny. All right. Well, you know,

it's, I mean, it's a blow effort. Yeah. Oh, right. It's so effort. Yeah. Oh, that's Jimmy Kimmel, right? Yeah. It's so funny, dude.

They won't cancel him because he's so woke, you know. So weird. Did they try? Well, that's why he went woke, so he'd get protected, right? But you can't. And he's best friends with Adam Carolla. You can't be woke enough. Yeah, I know.

Right, yeah. Here's another famous example. That's crazy. Oh, wow. And now. Right, yeah. Yeah. Here's another famous example. That's crazy. Oh, wow. And now he's super woke. No. Howard Stern, the wokest. Is he really?

Yeah. He turned woke? He's the wokest. He's Mr. Woke. What? That surprises me. Yeah, he's transitioned into a female woke lady. How so?

Like with what? Like what does he say? Name something. Really? Yeah. COVID, he said if you don't wear a mask, you should die. That's really, really surprising to me. It's not, though.

Because, look, him and Jimmy, right? And Jimmy was on the man show. Like, they were so that way. Howard Stern wasn't on the man show, though. But Howard Stern was, like, the thing where he did with, like, strippers and, like, all the questions they asked. Oh, you're saying. So they're like, oh, shit, they're going to come for me. But if I just play this game, he changed

and then the left doesn't come for him. That's why they do it. They do eventually come for you. If you're going to break, they come for you. Oh, yeah. So that's what I'm saying. You have to stay the course though. That's why they stay the course. They don't break. I don't know, man. That's crazy. I had no idea. Wow. I had no idea.

That really surprised me that a radio host from the old guard is a woke guy, a white guy. He was a rock jock, like hardcore rock jock. Wow. Wow. His car Malone was hilarious. Well, I'm talking about Howard Stern. I'm talking about both of them.

Was that funny? Yeah, so funny. He had a good voice. I never saw it. Yeah. He's just a terrible father. Oh, got it. Is he? Yeah. Really? He'd have kids just dip out on him. Oh, really? Yeah, he's a good voice. He's just a terrible father. Oh, got it.

Is he? Yeah. Really? He'd have kids just dip out on him. Oh, really? Yeah, he's called the mailman. The mailman. The mailman Carmelo, dude.

The postman. Wow, I know more about sports than you do. Hell yeah. The fucking, the guy who works at the mail place. Carmelo, the guy who works at the mail place. Yeah, delivers mail. All right, what's up with this dude? Hey, what's up, guys?

That king stinging the wing. My name is EJ. I'm coming over here from Greenville, South Carolina. Just want to give you guys a debate club. What do you feel is the sexiest costume a girl can wear? What would you say to your girl? Hey, I don't want you wearing that. Big fan, all of you guys over there.

Eric, Chris, Brendan, everybody in the back as well. I'm a huge fan. Been on you guys for years, but much love. What do you guys think? Thank you chris brendan everybody in the back as well i'm a huge fan been on you guys for years but much love what do you guys think thank you good question nice guy genuine guy thank you sir um i'll tell you if your girl's bodied up tell her not to be mr meesees it is distracting i don't know man her tits are splashing around splashing i'm mr meesees i i'm trying to think of a like when i when I've been out, what I've seen. Catwoman's usually the go-to. And then when they play Devil, when they do, like, the Devil,

when they're, like, they're basically in lingerie and put horns on. But it doesn't even, it doesn't matter, though. You just, I'm agreeing. But, like, they just fucking are sexy because they're just wearing nothing, no matter what. They could be a fucking pumpkin, you know what I no matter what. They could be a fucking pumpkin. You know what I mean? Yeah.

They could be literally Ethan Hawke from Training Day. Yeah. Ethan Hawke with tits. But their tits fall out and you're just like, oh, man. I'm Ethan Hawke from Training Day in a thong. Yeah. Like, that's not a costume, but also awesome costume. I don't have a – one time I was in New York for Halloween, and I was walking through the streets. And I was like, whoa, this chick is so hot.

And she was walking by, and she she pushed me aside and she says excuse me whoa it was my first like experience of like whoa i was tricked yeah you know were you mad because back then i was just like wow i was so, because back then it was not, you didn't really see it. It was taboo back then. And now it's like, also, if you saw it back then, it was very obviously what they were originally. Yeah, we didn't have the technology. Yeah, we didn't have the fucking. So now you can't, it's like, now I feel like if you fuck somebody that was born a male and they've looked like a chick, you're kind of like, all right, I'll just charge it to the game.

But back then, you'd be like, what? And now that's the Robin talking right now, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Charge it to the game. You can find out in the middle, you're just like, fuck it, charge it to the game. You know what I mean? And keep going. They say if you go to Thailand, like, dude, it is tough to tell.

Really? The ladyboys, because they're small they're like slender they have like narrow you know shoulders yeah narrow cock

yeah Thailand or Tinder it's fucking it's hard oh did you get caught in some shit I haven't but it's just I mean I had a

I had a girl come to the show once it was at the Tempe Impro a long time ago and showed up and it was a dude. Had no idea.

Hot. Well, not really. But I was just like sending all the, like, yeah, come to the show. Come to the show. Yeah. Hey, Chris.

She showed up. She's like, hey, Chris, thanks for the tickets. What's up, bro? I was like, oh, shit. I was like, all right, fair enough, man. I had no idea.

Good for you, man. Yeah. So I'm woke. I'm very woke and I'm liberal. You're Howard's son. I'm just extremely liberal. very woke. And I'm liberal. You're Howard's son? I'm extremely liberal. Nobody in here has been tricked?

Never been tricked, though. But that was the closest. Marcus, you're being pretty quiet back there. Oh, he's been silent, dude. He's tricked people. With filters? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, your hair is gorgeous.

He's the guy that showed up, hey, what's up? You're like, oh, wow. His deep voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. She had never been tricked? No, wow. His deep voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, yeah. She had never been tricked? No, not that I know of. Yeah.

Can I say this about the dating apps real quick? What I've noticed is there are some, like, you might be tricked on a dating app, but a girl will message you first

and be slightly aggressive. They'll be like, hey, what's up? You want to meet up and fuck? I'm like, you're a dude. Oh, well, yeah, yeah. Right? So it's always the energy.

I'm like, even if they look like a girl, it's that dude energy. It's like, you're preemptively texting and kind of like, already getting to sex. a girl, it's like you're preemptively texting and kind of like already getting to sex. Girls just tend to not do that.

Crazy that he's been through that so much that he knows. You know what happens? This happened to me 15 times. Real quick, just so everybody knows, if they send a dick pic off the first text. And then you definitely don't meet up with them afterwards. I've never done that. If they send three dick pics in a row,

it's definitely a dude. This fucking blood hurt when I took it off because i have a beard because i'm manly this is like grabbing onto the hair what are you doing for halloween we'll stroll around the neighborhood yeah we're going to pumpkin patch tonight oh cool we did we did that we'll dress up well sunday we're going to the rams game which my son and dress up my son's really into that Disney zombies. Can you get – I don't know it. Zombie and a lady. That didn't clear it up.

No? I don't know it. I don't know it. I guess Calvin's young. He's not into it yet. There's three of them on Disney. Oh, really? Yeah, it's great.

Zombies get into the regular world. Yes. Oh, I don't know it. So my son's going as him to the Halloween. Wow, whatever that is looks absolutely atrocious and terrible. Oh, it's so good. You would love it, too. It's a musical, too.

Zombie and a lady. Wow. I mean, the makeup, you know? So the guy's an actual zombie in it? Yeah, man. Well, the makeup is horrible. Okay. All right, let's do it.

Or his face. He's white-faced. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here we go. A lot of camouflage. What's up, King and the Sting? This is Johnny from South Carolina. I have a debate club for you.

So I have three kids, five, two, and two. They're all boys. Halloween's right around the corner, so I got a little debate club for you. We've decided that this year, since we're in a neighborhood, we're going to stay at the house and hand out candy and let the kids do that rather than letting all of us walk around and walk around. The neighborhood's kind of big. So the bank club, walk around and let the kids go trick-or-treating

or hand out candy at the house. Peace, guys. I mean, if they want to do that, that's cool. But I feel like going out is fun for the kids. My son loves it. I can't imagine. If my kid was like, let's stay home and hand out candy, I'd be like, what the fuck's going on? I'd be like, oh, he's lazy as shit. Yeah, but he's not lazy. He's a fucking in the army. Well, we don't imagine. If my kid was like, let's stay home and hand out candy, I'd be like, what the fuck's going on?

I'd be like, oh, he's lazy as shit. Yeah, but he's not lazy. He's a fucking in the army. Well, we don't know. The kid might be lazy. They might be out of shape. The older one might be up. Maybe he's not.

Yeah. That's why he can't be a fat Rick. Yeah. But also, you know what the move's not to do? What? I mean, this is science. What? The people that are too lazy to keep getting up and ringing the doorbell, and they sleep out the big thing that says, take one.

It's like, bitch, please. You know what I'm saying? Give me this. I never did that. I was always honest. Me too. But my brother did that. Really?

The first kid was like, you know what? Yeah, I know. It sucks. Lazy. You got to trick or treat, though. Yeah, I think you do, at least a little bit. Yeah, dude. Just go around the block

I don't know Maybe it's just There's a lot going on With that family or something I had a One time One time in the neighborhood There was one that had

The bucket of stuff To just grab And they were toothbrushes Oh no no no That's the other thing That's how it should have been Lit on fire Huge red foot

Dude some bitch down the street Three doors down She'd give out apples What? And then another bitch Gave out change, like pennies. Change? Yeah.

I'm like, are you trying to get egg, bitch? Yeah. I'm seven. You think I want a Granny Smith apple, bitch? Are you out of your mind? I'm a French robot. Yeah. I have croissants in my back pocket.

Dude, be a French robot again. I know I need to do it. Yeah. I'll do it next year for us. Okay, okay, okay. I need someone to make the costume. My mom can still do it. I bet my mom will. it. Yeah. I'll do it next year for us. Okay, okay, okay. I need someone to make the costume. My mom can still do it. I met my mom.

Yeah. She's probably better at it now. Yeah, it's going to fit like this. Oh, no, you know what it would be like? One of those fucking movies where Jason Statham was like, I'm out the game. I haven't done that for years. Like, that's your mom now.

I'm not making another costume. It's been 20 years. And he'd be like, French robot. And she's just like, it's calling me years and he'd be like French robot and she's just like it's calling me back to the old life get me a twisty mustache and some metal really?

yeah and then a montage just fucking just do it here we go just with real fucking metal this time do it

yeah you know what we're gonna do you're like where's the mustache and she's just like grow it. But mom, we've never, grow it. I can't.

Yeah, yeah. Amazing. These are just some of our listeners. That little lobster is terrified. Kind of cute, but then also you realize what they do to lobsters is kind of weird. But he's cute and he's all squealing. It's cute.

It's really sweet. Jeremiah Watkins did that with his kid. Jeremiah did that? Jeremiah Watkins right there. That's him. Look at the kid screaming like a real lobster. Wow, he's really getting a character. That's cute as shit.

That's cute. Oh, it's a thicker Morty and Rick. I took a picture of Calvin and me like that. You put him in just a yellow shirt? It's on my Instagram somewhere. My son has actual Morty face. Last Halloween if you go to it. What?

My son has actual Morty face. If you just dress like that, it's cute. My son has actual face. Oh, a mask? Yeah, a mask. Well, it's not like face. Just a mask. My son has actual Morty's face.

My son looks like Morty. My son has Morty's face and body on So what? This is a dommer He wears his fucking skin Like Texas Chainsaw Dude my son All we did was Spray paint his hair

And he hated it dude It was so funny and cute Lazy Oh what color is your son's hair? The regular? Oh, so that's lazy, dude. So you didn't do shit. You got a mask, bro.

It's gonna break into your ass. Morty's hair's brown. My son's hair's brown. There's no need to spray. That's what I'm saying. It's lazy. My shit went fucking... Who's lazy now, bro?

It's not lazy. We got the shit and sprayed it. He cried all through it. We still did it. But then he just put a yellow shirt and jeans on him? Yeah. Lazy.

Bro. Okay, so what did fucking your son to have? Brown hair that you don't have to do shit to? Brown hair, so that's there. And then he has a fucking mask. That's lazy, bro. I posted it, no? Oh, wow.

Your Rick is better than mine. Look at your Rick. Well, that's because I look like Rick, bro. That's the only reason because I look like Rick. Wow. The suit fits you way better than me. I did post it. I thought I posted it.

What day is this? Oh, you can get your life ripped stuff there. 49. 49 weeks ago. Yeah, I guess I didn't post it. I thought I did. Maybe you just say your story. Oh, maybe I didn't post him.

Yeah, whatever. Anyway, go to my Instagram. Have a good time. Look around. Yeah. Scroll around. All right. What else you got, Nick?

That's it. Here's my favorite costume since we got it a little bit more time. Oh, that's a pretty good one. Small belt, though, huh? It was way too early, too. Tiny belt. He was only the interim champ at that time. No one really knew who he was.

It was just an Irish guy. Meaning you were a dork about it. Only an interim belt? I mean, he's still pretty big, yeah. Yeah. Lobster one's fucking cute as shit. Cute, very cute. But I also can't stop thinking about how they burn them alive, so I don't like that still pretty big, yeah. Yeah. Lobster one's fucking cute as shit. Cute, very cute. But I also can't stop thinking about how they burn them alive, so I don't like that.

And they squeal. I don't like lobster. Oh, I do. You don't like them, huh? The texture? I like crab. I get it, dude. They're also bugs of the sea.

One of the hardest I've ever laughed at Kristen was she, like, you know how, like. The fuck is that? Kenny Powers. He's Kenny Powers Kristen got surf and turf cause she was like ooh she just liked the way it sounded she was like ooh I gotta get surf and turf and I was like really and she's like yeah I get that

and so she was eating the steak and I said you're not eating the lobster and she was eating the steak and she took a steak and put it around. And she said, I don't think I like lobster. You got surf and turf. So just get the turf, lady. It made me laugh hard, bro.

All right. Well, that's good. Happy Halloween. Happy spooky Halloween. Happy get your surf and turf. Again, I'm bringing my big fake tits up to Calgary this week. And the next week, I'm in San Antonio. Come get your Tiger Thick.

The week after that, I think the 10th through the 12th, I'm in Houston. I'll be doing a signing for Tiger Thick and appearance and tasting at all the specs out there. All that's on my social media. Go get you some at thickboy.com. I also got a fight campaign this Saturday. Jake Paul, Anderson Silva, Calabasas Fight Campaign, 7 p.m. Pacific, live on Thick Boy YouTube. I will be in Denver. I will be in Tempe.

I will be in Irvine. I will be in San Diego. Denver is coming up soon. Can't wait to do that one. Seattle, New York, New York, Chicago, Midland, Texas. Are you going to dress like a vampire? I'm going to be fucking straight New York. Wait, for my shows or what? I'm going to be New York. When I go to New vampire? I'm gonna be fucking Straight New York Wait for my shows or what?

I'm gonna be New York When I go to New York I'm gonna dress in a leather jacket Yeah And fucking whack some dudes And go oh Yep And then

I'm gonna be in Sugarland And I'm gonna be in A bunch of different places Go to ChrisLeah.com And have some fun dude Happy Halloween everybody Be safe out there It's the king and the sting Back up in the sting Have some fun, dude. Happy Halloween, everybody. Be safe out there. And they reckon they all out in crisp How's that gonna fit? Wait, I get the gist I just probably have to slow it down and hit it like this It's the king, the wing, and the sting

It's the wing, and the king, and the sting Hold on, hold on Hold on, wait a minute, let me think It's the king, and the sting, and the wing Let's go King, and the sting, and the wing Got it full circle, I put on the whole team Legendary trio, Britney, Chris, and Theo

What you mean? You know it's the king And the sting And the wing