The Golden Hour - Episode 25: The Tree & The Shrub

Episode Date: June 27, 2019

Treeo Von and Brendan Shrub talk hot dog champ Drake, Waynes world vs Austin Powers, Befuddled Babies, Aussie Murderers, Glasgow Graffiti,Plane Clappers and much more!Postmates - Kats2019Ring - ring.com/KATSNo Bull - https://www.nobullproject.com/katsLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ha ha ha ha ha Gang gang Buzz buzz Back off my broccolini Get your life together It is Don't touch me bro I'm not touching you dude

Back off the meds I can't hear it man It's NyQuil bro I drink too much NyQuil Oh you want it really? Yeah Hmm You seem like somebody

Yeah I could see you Well You seem like somebody Would just Like if I think you, well, you seem like somebody who would just, like if I think about you in a bed, I think about you being asleep. On a night quill? No, or just, you don't seem like somebody that would need sleep, you know, downers to rest. No, I don't.

I shut it down hard. Do you? Hard. Full eight hours here, bro. Really? Eight hours. You're looking at me, Mr. Eight Hours. Dang.

You look like you sleep two. Mr. Worldwide. Mr. Worldwide. You look like you sleep two hours a night. Oh, yeah. You look like, dude, you've never missed the gravy, okay? I love gravy. Do you? Yeah. I could see that.

You look like you sprinkle drugs in gravy. Really? You look like you sleep an hour a night. Have you ever tried counting sheep? Oh, bro. Count rats. Dude, I had to get out there and count them one time. I was having such trouble sleeping.

Dude, I drove half a state away and counted a couple. Burn some calories. Count them. Burn some calories. Oh, yeah. That rat king. You see that rat king hit it right here? I'm not mad at that.

The road to the strap goes through this big-ass rat. Amen, brother. And what's on the back? Huh? It's a white rat on there. I feel like that's racist. Oh, it says this past weekend. Yeah, man.

I think the Rat King. It's a big-ass white rat. I just heard from the Rat King. He's thinking about making another strap video because he's got that new piece of a tire. He's got that new hitter. How nice is that thing? It's strappy, boy. Strap is strappy. Heavy, too, he said. He's got that new hitter. How nice is that thing? It's strappy, boy. Strappy.

Heavy, too, he said. I just got a note from him the other day. You're like Jake the Snake carrying around that fucking snake everywhere. Jake the Quake, bro. That dude, the Rat King, will really shake the earth. You ever hear Jake the Snake talk about bringing that rat everywhere, how exhausting it was? You have to bring it on planes and shit? You mean a snake everywhere, dude.

Jake the Snake. I know, but can't he have someone handle the snake for him? You still have to board Southwest and put the snake in the fucking compartment. You called it a rat a second ago. Did I? Ah, damn. I need more sleep. Yeah, I don't know what

you need, dude. Derek's here. How are we doing, Derek? Please get me out of this conversation. Big D! With Barnyard Shrub over here. Get me out of this conversation. Big D. Big D. With Barnyard Shrub over here. Get me out of this conversation. What's up, bro? What up, boys? You guys ready to get this episode going today or what?

Brendan Shrub and Trio Von. That's what I... Trio Von. The tree and the shrub. It's the tree and the shrub. It's the tree and the shrub. Yeah, get this going. Get this going.

Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it. Ooh, that's loud, huh? So loud, man. Jesus. It's like one of those car alarms that would go off every now and then. You'd throw the football near it. Dang. Yeah.

Is that what you're talking about? Yeah. One guy, I remember in our neighborhood, came out and shot up his own car. The alarm went off, and he just came out and fucking shot it like four or five times. Why'd he do it? Just to flex on you guys? Show that he had an alarm on the car? Yeah, and then to show he had a gun.

It's like he was showing everything he had. The ultimate flex. Gang, bro. Really beautiful guy, too. Mr. Glenn, they called him. Did he live in a trap house? Do you know what a trap house is? No.

Huh? Do you know what a trap house is? You're asking a rat if he knows what a trap house is? Yeah. Come on. Come on, bro. You look like you Airbnb trap house. Oh, dang.

Oh, my God. Oh, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Thank you, sir. Let's kick this off. Yeah. Hey, I'll tell you what. Little Birdie was telling me Dee wasn't too fond of how we were talking about him a few

episodes ago. Oh, look. I mean. Hassan, little birdie was telling me Dee wasn't too fond of how we were talking about him a few episodes ago. Oh, hell look, I mean. Hassan told me that Dee was coming with the heat. Yeah, you racist bastards. Well, I mean, you mean racist bastard. He's from the South. Look, man, if I'm racist, dude, I would know. I'll let you know as well.

Okay. My brain trauma made me racist. It's kind of an excuse. Oh, yeah. I liked everyone before I started getting knocked out. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I could see that, man. I could see you, yeah.

But then you changed your name to Big Brown to be all inclusive. Yeah, because then I can throw around whatever words I want. Yeah, people are like, he's not black. I'm like, but he's Big Brown. You know, he's mauve. Gives me the right, you know. Yeah, he's plum. Sorry, dude.

Yeah, dude, were you upset about that, man? No, I'm not upset about fucking old big brown over here looking like Drake if he was a hot dog eating champion. You know what I mean? Not mad at him. Or Theo who looks like fucking one of George Bush's wives. Either one of them, dude. Fucking barb- Barber Bush? Over here. But I'm not mad. I was not mad about it at all. Fucking one of George Bush's wives Either one of them Fucking Barbara Bush

Over here But I'm not mad I wasn't mad I wasn't mad Don't fire me Whatever Don't take the sign off He said you look like Drake

You look like one of Bill Clinton's fucking mistresses. Bro, you look like one of Little Debbie's mistresses. Dude, you look like Jackie Kennedy. Oh, man. I can't even think. I have a headache, dude. We deserve that. Yeah, we deserve it.

Let's kick this off. You guys ready to keep going? Yeah, I'm ready to keep going. You guys want to hear some roasts? We came with that venom. Some fans sent in a couple if you want to hear them. If you guys want to let a fan roast you a little bit. Yeah, I want to hear Roast This Pig.

I thought this one was really funny. Roast This fucking Mrs. Doubtfire. Welcome to this poi. They call it poi in Hawaii when somebody like Brendan falls in a fire. What the heck? Welcome to this poi. They call it poi in Hawaii when somebody like Brendan falls in a fire. Got that? One guy's sitting up. Brendan looks like he drank a bunch of maple syrup and never swallowed it. From Pinto Biscuit.

That's hilarious. That was fucking great. Mr. Big Canada Cheeks over here. And then Theo looks like he runs a squirrel fight club in his backyard. That's from Jordan. Those are hilarious, man. Those are good, man. Slide's on.

You guys ready for some debate club? Get it going? I put on this Mexican jersey. I'm sweating. My girl, Bob. Ladies and gentlemen. The squirrel fight? Yeah.

Nibbles. Versus Nutso. You know him from water skiing on the internet. First up, we got Matt Madura from Hamilton, New Jersey. This is Matt. Jersey, baby. He's a Jersey boy. Theo, Brennan, what's going on, guys?

My name's Matt from Central Jersey. I had a question for you guys. Which movies are better? Austin Powers movies or Wayne's World? He's a Jersey boy. Theo, Brennan, what's going on, guys? My name's Matt from Central Jersey. I had a question for you guys. Which movies are better, Austin Powers movies or Wayne's World? Gang, gang, fuck a buzz buzz. Cheers. Oh, he's doing Jinkum.

You ever heard of Jinkum? Jenga? Jinkum. J-E-N-K-E-M. I haven't seen anybody do it in years, but it's basically butt hash, they call it. It's- You smoke ass? Huh?

He's smoking ass, it appears. Good for you, man. That's that Jersey Shore smoking ass. What? Smoke that ass, bro. What now? Jinkum. Will you read it out to us there, Dick?

It's popular. Oh, wow. It's a disgusting drug made of shit where you ferment it by putting it in a balloon on top of the bottle and wait a few hours or days and then inhale it. Yeah, you urinate and put duty in a jug and put it in the yard and let the sun get it. And then the gas builds up and then you huff that hit, boy. Have you done that back in the day? Have you done that back in the day? I don't know if I've done it or not, bro.

Dude, who smokes shit? Get a job and buy some real drugs. Steal from fucking Sharper Image and buy some drugs. What? Smoking shit and piss? That's what that kid did? They're not smoking it, dude. It's called butt hash, and they're using it to get a high.

Okay? Rich guy. Rich guy? Over here doing fancy drugs over here with your $90 bag of cocaine. Meanwhile, young buck out here is just, you know, he's just. Smoking turds. Yeah, he's huffing them. He's not smoking them.

Got them brisket turds. Good for you, bro. There's no fire involved. The gas builds up in there because it's noxious and it builds up in that jug and you take the top off and hit it, bro. They call that that fucking New Jersey hoot. Oh, yeah, they do. That's their Jersey Shore hooch. Oh, bro, yeah. Oh, yeah, man. That's beautiful, dude. That's called that Tucson gas pipe, bro. Yeah, it does. That's that catalytic converter right there, son. And what did this guy want to ask us? That's that Chernobyl hitter. Better movie franchise, Wayne's World or Austin Powers?

Well, there's only one Wayne's World. There's two. Oh, that's right. There's two. There's three Austin Powers? Three Austin Powers. Austin Powers was definitely unique. I mean, you're talking Dana Carvey against Mike Myers.

That's so tough because Dana Carvey, he was just a little bit before. He didn't have as much film success in our generation as Dana Carvey Dana Carvey was

I mean Dana Carvey's so talented he's so talented still is and he still does live shows Dana Carvey does live shows and then fucking Seth Meyers

Mike Meyers he made Shrek and then just moved away from humanity the murderer dude you talking about no you're that's Mike Meyers yeah same guy Mike Myers. He made Shrek and then just moved away from humanity. The murderer, dude? You took him out. No, that's Mike Myers.

Yeah, same guy. Same guy, Michael Myers. You're thinking of Michael Myers, bro. But Mike Myers got so rich off Shrek, you don't have to do anything. I would say, God, as far as being original. You would say something? I'd say Austin Powers. Please don't.

Austin Powers. Please don't. Austin Powers. I would go Austin Powers as well, man, because what was the other one? Wayne's World. Remember the scene in Wayne's World? Wayne's World. Party time. Excellent. Remember the scene in Wayne's World with Bohemian Rhapsody?

That made that song fucking jam. While they're driving to the fucking, yeah. Well, here's the thing. The other person in Wayne's world was Mike Myers. Yeah. Yeah, I know. That's why he's asking which one, bro. You gotta pick one. Yeah, the guy played both movies.

Which one do you like more? Oh, I thought he was asking Mike Myers or Dana Carvey. Nope. This dude's on butt hash, dude. Nice. He's smoking that fucking urine, bro This dude's on butt hash, dude. Nice. He's smoking that fucking urine, bro. You don't smoke it, dude. That's what he's smoking right there.

You fail science? That's that Chernobyl twist, baby. That's it, bro. That's that Chernobyl dirt twist. Oh, that's called that colon Chernobyl, dog. That dude's out there popping fucking lung percocets, bro. If you're, yeah. I mean, Jinkum's an old age hitter, bro. And if you want to send in a video of somebody doing Jinkum and asking a question, bro, send it in.

Please send it in. You know? I'm going to say Austin Powers. 56% Austin Powers as well. And what was the other one again? Wayne's World. Wayne's World started on Saturday Night Live, though. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, but. So it wasn't that, like they already had a process. Oh, that's a good point. Austin Powers,

he wrote everything. Also, he played Dr. Evil, Fat Bastard, Get In My Belly. Come on, bro. Oh,

he played all, that's true. The sex robots. Yeah, he played this guy. Number two, Dr. Evil. With the fucking heavy hand,

heavy pinky. And that was based off Lorne Michaels, you know that? That character is Lorne Michaels from Saturday Night Live. That's true. Fuck him, bro. What's up, bro?

Up next, this is Joshua Turnbull from Cape Town, South Africa. No shit. Yo, Brandon and Theo. This is Josh from Cape Town, South Africa. I got a debate club for you. Are you about that smooth peanut butter life or that crunchy peanut butter life? Let me know what you think. Love the show

gang gang buzz buzz buzz buzz young red buzz buzz little young red yeah brother again again they call them gangers brother and a beautiful young fellow there from over there by cape town and i uh that red that fire harry potter out there in cape town dude some kids buried me in a sand over there in campssby one time. I think it's around the bend from where you're from, and they buried me in the sand over there and kept blowing weed smoke into me, into my body and into my holes in my face and my orifices. And I'll say this, dude, I had a good time.

Sounds like a good time. His question was smooth or crunchy peanut butter? Oh, yeah. Dude, crunchy all day. I don't like that smooth shit. I like a little bump in the road. You know what I'm saying? I like a little crunch in my sandwich, bro.

A little crunch in my sandwich. That Rocky Road peanut butter and jelly. Give it up, dog. Come on. No one has described it away from me. Don't touch me. Call the police, dude. Oh, who are you, Chin?

Chin's looking for his... Look, this is Chin looking for his car. Hello, 911? Yeah, I lost my keys. Oh, I should check my house? Okay, I'm going to go look there. Oh, I found him. Dude, bumping the road is never better described a human being in his whole life than you, I think, Brendan. That's crunchy peanut butter, baby.

I'll say this. Crunchy is good, man. I like to get, I like that. I like it. You know, I used to eat so much, it would get caught in those holes in the back of your mouth, like back behind your teeth. Yeah. Them water world gills, baby. Yeah, back in your water world, bro.

That Kevin Costner gills. Yeah, dude. Back there in those fucking gill fanaties, baby. I like that. I'm talking way, way in theills, baby. Yeah, I'm back in your waterworlds, bro. That Kevin Costner gills. Yeah, dude. Back there in those fucking gill fanities, baby. I'm talking way, way in the distance, bro. The Mako shark gills. Yeah.

So I go crunchy too, man. And I'll tell you what's truly beautiful, dude. If you have a grandmother that cares about you, they make you this peanut butter and jelly sandwich and they also put butter on it.

And my God, dude. It'll make you put your dick inside of yourself, man. It's good. Hell yeah. I'm with you, man. Crunchy all day. Fuck smooth. It's good, yeah. Smooth peanut butter, bruh. That's really just a prison lubricant. I'm going crunchy. Gang.

56% smooth peanut butter. A fucking psychopath. Who are they? Smooth? Did they all go to public school? Right there, Brendan. That shows you how different people are in the world. There's 56% of people can't even handle a little bit of crunch in their munch.

Yeah, because they want things too easy. Get a little crunch in your mouth. It's not going to go down so easy. It might be a little dry. It might get a full fucking nut in there every now and then. I like the struggle, man. Dude, I like being on an airplane where somebody dies from a peanut allergy, okay? Call me old-fashioned.

I'm with you, man. I like a little challenge. Maybe I can get them CPR with a mouth full of crunchy peanut butter. Yeah, dude, yeah. That's called, yeah, I think that's called working in retrograde, brother. Yeah. But I say this. I like to know who on the plane can't handle a fucking almond.

You know what I'm saying? Fuck them almonds. The Lord's looking for them. Up next, this is Tanner Harpole from Fayetteville, Arkansas. Fayetteville. Beautiful town, Fayetteville. It's Fayetteville, too. Hey, Theo and Brendan, this is Tanner from Fayetteville, Arkansas.

Wooden pig. I'm one of the 30 people in this state who have internet So I'm using it to ask this question for you guys Who would survive longer in prison between you two? Shank shank Butt stuff Shank shank butt stuff? Wow That might be a shirt

Shank shank butt stuff? Wow Wow Oh my god You know Theo's holding somebody's pocket Keeping that mouth warm with smooth, creamy peanut butter. They said it would take a man 600 years to get out of that jail prison. God, man.

But Bernie Schaub did it in less than 60. That's Morgan Freeman right there. Listen, the problem is— And let's don't lie that Derek isn't Morgan Freeman's son, first of all. I can say that. You look like Morgan Freeman, bro. You look like way more. You look like even more than Morgan.

Even Morgan Freeman. You look like more than Morgan. Who would last longer in prison? I think we've got to go to the culture corner, man, because white people are definitely being imprisoned at an all-time high right now. I can't join the white supremacists. I'm too tan. God damn it. You're too tall, dude. Rule I can't join the white supremacist group. I'm too tan.

God damn it. You're too tall, dude. Rule number one about being a white supremacist. They're not short. Work low, bro. You know what I'm saying? You don't want to be the guy because the tall ones get hit first.

Here's the other thing. Remember, before you answer, Theo has long hair, smooth skin, and no tattoos. He looks like a lady. Carry on. Answer. Wow. I think the only way Theo survives is...

Sucking dick. Yeah. To keep from sucking dick. Don't say that kind of stuff. At the end of the night, he starts telling one of his Theo stories before they rape him. And everyone's like, oh, finish your story. And he's like, I'll finish tomorrow. And then he gets through prison that way.

Finish tomorrow. Till tomorrow, fellas. And they're like, ah, don't rape me. I want to finish the story. And then the next night he does it again and again. If I finish finish tomorrow. Till tomorrow, fellas. And they're like, don't rape me. I want to finish the story. And then the next night he does it again. If there's any rape, I finish the story.

So you two sleep tight. I'll see you in the morning. Shank, shank, butt stuff. Shank, shank, butt stuff. I don't think, I'll be honest, I don't think either one of us would do very well in prison.

No. Dude, you would be a little fucking Christmas turkey in prison, boy. Me? Yeah. Dude, at least I kind of know how to fight. you would be a little fucking christmas turkey in prison boy me yeah dude at least i kind of know how to fight you would be you know what i'm saying that's that's how i picture prison going for you the first minute bro you can't go 40 seconds without talking about another man blowing another man, dude. Dude, not when I look at you. Also, his thing was shake, shake, butt stuff, bro.

Yeah, those are the options. We're talking about prison, baby. Those are the options. It's not gay in prison. No, look. I'm sweating like I'm going to prison. Yeah, you're sweating because you can't even handle the question. You can't handle the truth, boy.

Yeah, I'll admit I wouldn't do well in prison, but I do better than this guy. I'll tell you that right now. First of all, you are bigger than me, bro. Your butt is bigger than me and your b-hole. Your b-hole is bigger than mine. Dude, your mouth is bigger than mine and your nose is very feminine. Yeah, but you can't. My nose, nobody's going to, they're not like, oh, who's that sexy rabbit with that fucking front hair.

Yeah, but they can grab your hair. Come on, bro. Yeah, dude, you're going down, bro. Yeah, I might get shanked. At least I'm not getting butts in my face. Oh, butts in what, your dick? No. Dude, why you got to take it there, man?

People are putting butts in your dick? I don't know. Yeah. I've never been to prison, dude. Listen, my problem is I don't know who to side with. It's a race war in there. The blacks don't like me. I look kind of Mexican, but I'm not Mexican.

I don't speak Spanish. The whites don't like me. Yeah, kind of Mexican, but I'm not Mexican. I don't speak Spanish. The whites don't like me. Yeah, you're that tall Mexican little fucking fun bunny. That's all you are. Dude, no one's looking at me going, fun bunny. They're looking at you going, that's a fun rat. You know what I'm saying? With long hair and a fucking big old bottom lip.

That thing's got the bubonic plague. That's what they're saying. They're not going to be coming at me. What do you think, Kat? Come on, Kat. Who's surviving prison here? I feel like people would bum rush brendan and then i think theo would get away with slinging goods like ramen like i feel like he'd be resourceful like terry cruz in the longest yard he's that guy who could get you mcdonald's okay so you're saying that brendan would definitely

get attacked bro you would be like a meetup for dicks. No, no. She's not saying they would rape me. She's saying they would kill me. Oh, you think? Yeah, I think you'd be targeted. Yeah, they're not running a train on me. They're running a train. They're going to be super friendly to you.

And then slowly, you're like, that's just a hand job. And then I see, oh, wow, OK. It's just with my mouth. Now it's with my mouth for sticky buns. OK, you want a Twinkie. Now it's in my butt. That's how it goes. It's a snowball of gayness

in prison. Jesus Christ, dude. You're just really different than you used to be. Don't ask me about prison, bro, if you don't want to know the truth. You can't handle the truth. Oh, I already used that just about two minutes ago, you forgetful monster. No, I remember. You can't handle the truth, and you can't handle

crunchy peanut butter. So you're not going to survive in prison, bro. I picked crunchy. After I said it was bumps in the road, I converted you to crunchy. Bumps in the road, bro. That's your fucking autobiography. Bro, here's what

I'm saying is this. You think if Brendan's going to get killed in prison, Kat, first of all, they're going to have sex before they kill you. get killed in Prison Cat, first of all. For being awesome. They're going to have sex before they kill you. Nobody's killed. No, they're not. They're not psychopaths. They're prisoners.

They're not librarians. They're still people, Theo. You're an idiot. Sorry, you're not an idiot, but you pretty much also are one. You're an idiot if you don't think your mouth is getting raped within two minutes of being in prison. Oh, Brendan. Dude, can we get to the next thing? This guy is. Your mouth is getting raped within two minutes of being in prison. Oh, Brendan. Dude, can we get to the next thing?

This guy is... 57% Theo. Yeah, no shit. What was the question? Who would survive longer in prison? Gang, boy. The rats. Yeah, because you'd be sucking the boys. El reyes de raton.

El crunchy sucker. You Crunchy Sucker. You're sick, man. What else we got? No more dick talk, alright? Try my best. Yeah, try your best, dude. Don't touch me. But keep touching me. Change gears. That's a good shirt. Don't touch me, Robo.

Please keep touching me. This is Flama. We'll start with Aunt Olivia. Well, goddamn. On the back. This is a flama. A lot lizard on the back. We'll start with Aunt Olivia. Let's see her. Aunt Olivia. Well, goddamn. She's young, huh? Who pissed in that baby's bottle?

Why is he so upset? Zoom in on that baby's face. Got Chucky for a baby there, man. That thing is not happy. Dude, that's Ralphie May. First of all. You have a chunk on the legs. Cute kid.

Looks upset. That's somebody's aunt and somebody's mom. I'm not mad at her ass. So who is this? Aunt Olivia? This is, yes, Aunt Olivia. 31 years old from Washington. Has two kids and owns a pot farm.

Ooh, slinging that hash hash. That's right. She's beautiful. They're both beautiful. It appears they're at some sort. That's right. She's beautiful. They're both beautiful. It appears they're at some sort of farmer's market. She looks like she's looking for maybe some sort of fresh fruit. Dude, she's a pot farmer. She's not going to go to a market that already is doing something she would do.

You wouldn't go to a podcaster market. Yeah, dude, but she's slinging weed, not watermelon, dum-dum. So maybe she wants some sweet nectar of watermelon. Oh my God, where are you from, dude? You're like fucking William Shookspear, bro. Like somebody fucking shook you and you didn't grow up right. Oh God. Either way, that baby's pissed to be there.

Yeah, let's zoom in on this baby. Is that her baby? This baby is like, I don't know this bitch. Or is that baby 70 years old? The baby looks older. The baby looks older. The baby looks older. Brennan's right, man.

And Brennan, I really love some of the stuff you're saying today. And Brennan's right. This baby looks befuddled. Fed up with this lady. The baby also looks a little bit like Donald Trump, to be honest. President Donald Trump, who happy belated birthday, actually. He just celebrated his 74th birth. 73rd? 74th?

He's not 73, is he? Oh, wow. 74th, I think. But his birthday, I think, was like a week ago. This baby looks like him a little bit. I think. Who else? This baby also looks like definitely maybe a character, like a young character from Game of Thrones.

Anna Stark, maybe? Yeah. Let's go back to the aunt then. The aunt's definitely hotter than the kid. Yeah, that aunt is. Yeah, you're right about that, bro. Dude, I got out of an ant farm when I was young, and none of them aunts was fine.

It was this girl right here, Olivia. I feel ya. I never had an auntie like this, bro. Oh, dude. Out of an ant farm. Oh, I'd have slept at my cousin's house every night, boy. Me too. You know? Put up slept at my cousin's house every night, boy. Me too. You know?

Put up with that mean-ass kid every night. So, well, thank you for sending your aunt. Anything else we need to know about her? No, that's it about aunt. All right, bye, Olivia.

Good luck selling that pot, girl. Up next, we got Grandma Evelyn. This is Grandma Evelyn. Oh, yeah. Oh, damn. Looks like Theo in 40 years.

Gang, gang, boy. You guys look identical. And I love the furniture set in the background, too. Yeah, that shit's dope. Oh, I. Looks like Theo in 40 years. Gang, gang, boy. You guys look identical. And I love the furniture set in the background, too. Yeah, it's just dope. I don't want anything to match in my apartment, ever. Nothing. What else do we know about this beautiful woman? Well, this picture was taken on her 86th birthday, and she is 92 now.

Damn. Oh, yeah. All she wants to do is smoke a cig and get drunk off one glass of wine. She loves to dance and do crossword puzzles. And she wore high heels to the hospital after breaking her hip. That's gangster. It is gangster, dude. Well, first of all, when you're that age, every book is a crossword puzzle.

You know what I'm saying? Life's a crossword puzzle. Yeah, when you're 92. The road is Jenga for you. You know, like you're just going to pull the wrong thing and break your hip. Yeah, when you're trucking around that 92-year-old risky biscuit for you. Yeah. You're just going to pull the wrong thing and break your hip. Yeah. When you're trucking around that 92-year-old Risky Biscuit, you know what I'm saying? You might run into some-

Every day's crunchy peanut butter. You know what I'm saying? She looks very nice. She looks like the kind of lady who- She looks like she runs the mafia. Commands attention. Yeah. She looks like she could just clear her throat and spit into a pot and it would just be a great recipe of

ravioli or something. She's got that kind of just That vibe. That vibe. She looks like she gives out change on Halloween. Yeah. She looks like that lady. Right. To give you money but also secretly to weigh your bag down a little bit just so she can chuckle a little bit. Yeah. That you're going to be struggling down the road.

Just knowing she put some weak kid up to you know got 87 cents of weight on a weak kid. She looks like she has a lifetime supply of graham crackers. That's what she looks like. Yeah, and she looks like she definitely, you know, isn't afraid to get a man off if she has to. She looks like, by any means necessary. She looks like she means business. Oh, she looks like she'll blindfold you and just kick you in the

dick till you ejaculate. She's got that real fierce. Some people are into that, man. Let's go to the culture corner for that. Kat, what do you know about that? Kick into the dick? Well, just like foreign types of getting people off. People offer Kat a lot of money to look at their feet. Oh. Yeah, do you know now you do go on cat i've got some weird offers some people

are really into feet i don't get it what kind of other offers did you get some guys actually like to get kicked in the nuts yeah i've gotten offers for photos of my feet uh old socks i've asked somebody has asked for like two week old socks before oh yeah asked for two-week-old socks before. Old shoes. Pictures of my dad's feet, too. Oh, wow. That father-daughter feet porn. I think Asian feet are

in high demand right now. What'd your dad say? Was he open to it? He's thinking about it. Oh, wow. He said he'd get back to me. Do you do a lot of cam modeling or anything like that. Oh, wow. Yeah. He said he'd get back to me. And do you do a lot of cam modeling or anything like that, Kat? Oh, no. Okay.

I kind of wish I did, though. Yeah? I could see you doing something like that. We got cameras here. We can't do that here. And we don't do that kind of stuff. So you can't do that here, Kat. Well, you could.

Yeah. What were you going to say, D? What do you think of this old lady? We have this old lady or the cat? Let's see. Wait. What are we talking about? I don't know.

I don't even know. Shout out to this old lady staying alive smoking cigs. What else we got? Brennan's the kind of guy that hits all the buttons that are on the table, even if they're not for him. It's called button mashing, bro. Is it? Yeah.

That's it for Flanlon, boys. Button mashing. That's your prison nickname. Button mashing. We're it for Flanlon Boys. That's your prison nickname. Button mashing. Yeah. We're going to jump into relationship advice. This first one is from Andrew from Perth. You have a headache, man.

Sorry, Theo. That's okay. I'm sorry, too. It's okay, bud. Perth from Western Australia. This is Andrew. A lot of Australian. Gang, buzz, buzz.

Buzz, dog. Firstly, Theo, I've got to apologize, man. Here's the story. I live in Perth Western Australia WA I actually slept with a girl a little while ago two weeks ago I woke up in the morning doing some icebreaker stuff you know trying to make that connection

I showed her some of your stand up that LSD bit where you're doing the jingle bell stuff opening for Coco Diaz fucking hilarious man much appreciated i had no idea that you were down the road from me watching my local team play aussie rules football so oh that's my fault not yours that's crazy here's the question brendan both of you i got a four-year-old son i have an ex-girlfriend who ran off with the best friend

of mine i'm trying to be that good dad but i keep seeing the dude the best friend i keep seeing him on the street and i want to put hands on him what do i do be a good dad ignore it forgive give me some advice gang gang buzz buzz buzz thanks for the question uh yeah thanks for the question shout out brisbane lions i think this one's for you, Brendan. Really? Yeah, you just have a child, and you've fought people more than I have, dude. I've fought more animals than you, but you've fought more people than I have.

Yeah, if it came to a kangaroo, I'd throw it your way. Or women, I'd throw it your way. I fight American animals mostly. Yeah. But will you answer this guy's question, please? Do you mind? Yeah, well, so he's a four-year-old. Listen, you can't be fighting people in the street as a dad, man.

Also, it's her loss. You sound like an awesome dude, so fuck them. Let her go ruin that other dude's life. But don't get in a fight, man. Listen, you get in a fight. I don't know how it is in Australia. Pretty loosey-goosey out there. But in America, you get in a fight, you go into prison.

So you don't want to lose time with your son. Don't get in a fight, man. Also, fuck them. It shows that it's getting to you if you fight the dude yeah i would just you know what you need to do just go find the most dimey dime in australia and just start fucking posting videos of you two slapping kangaroos yeah i think that some of that's not good suggestions but i think that um you know i think that can't be what about the kid though what think that. What about the kid, though? What do you mean?

What about the kid? Here's what I say. Don't get into a fight. Get into a murder. That's what I say. Nope. Nope. Especially in Australia, dude.

The country is built on murderers. No, it's not. They have way less murder than us. But they have guns. Because they're tired. They're all murderers. They grew up murdering each other. They're tired.

Don't you know the history of Australia? Yeah, I do. Your mom probably skipped that chapter for you. Dude, I bet you're, the history of Australia, explain it then. If it has Moby Dick in it, you're fucking out. You're done. So you think he should beat up this dude? I'm saying he should beat this dude up, but not in city limits, cat daddy.

That's what I'm saying. Take this boy out and just. Take him out of the shed? Oh just hide his body inside of a cactus. You feel me? I don't have cactus in Australia. Sometimes, man. Sometimes you got to let the dog loose. But with that said, man, I think, you know, yeah, you can also just kind of let them go on about their business, you know.

Maybe take a little time outside of town, though. But you can't be, don't be stalking the dude or doing that or throwing rocks across the street or anything like that. You know, if you're going to do something, do something heavy, bro. Go to jail, be an inmate. Don't be just a guy who just, you know, goes to court for a fight. Yeah, you need to get respect in there. If you're going to do it, you and your boys and stomp them out in front of the whole population. What?

And then film it live. Don't get your. And yell world star. Yeah,, you and your boys and stomp them out in front of the whole population. What? And then film it live. And yell world star. Yeah, don't get your boys in there, dude. I think you go. Maybe put some shields or something on or some body artillery or something and get out there, man. I would say don't fight them. I was just joking. Good luck, my man.

I would say be patient. I would say rethink about it in a week. If you're thinking about fighting them right now, wait a week and then think about it. I'd say revenge is best served cold. So I'd get some dime piece in Australia which they're everywhere and just flex on them on the gram. I think if

revenge is best served cold, then I'd fill your mouth with ice cubes and beat the shit out of that guy. Sorry, I'm still kind of in a bad mood from the cigarettes. No, you're good, man. What else we got? We got one more relationship advice. This one, though, is from a special guest, boys. Oh, wow.

Hey, Brandon, Theo, it's Pauly Shore. I will have some questions, relationship advice. I was with my girlfriend last week, and sexually it's been kind of slow. Like, it hasn't been going too great. Oh, this one's for me. I don't know where she pulls out a strap on Dilda. Oh, no, it's been kind of slow like we've been it hasn't been going too great so this was for me where she pulls out a strap on dildo oh no it's not and she shoves it in she shoves it in me she puts ky puts it in me and then what think in his butt what does it mean when you're on your when that happens and your butthole starts to bleed oh that I'm what are you supposed to do so can you such a deal You probably know more about this than Brendan.

What do you think? He's right. This is one for you. Dude, I never put anything like that into my butt. Even when you're doing all them drugs and steroids and stuff, no one slipped some digits in that anus? Dude, when you're doing steroids, you're at the gym, bro.

I'm not shoplifting through the back door, daddy. I'm not shoplifting through the back door, daddy. You feel me? I'm not stealing things. Taking packages back door, bro. First of all, shout out Pauly Shore. Sorry to hear about your father's passing. I know he passed away like a week or so ago.

Beautiful man. Very entertaining and funny and talented comedian. But literally, to get into your question. You're saying the bleeding? Is that the question? What should you do about the bleeding? Dude, I think you do the same thing you do if it's a facial contusion or whatever.

I think you put ice on it. Maybe put some chapstick on it. I don't know. I've only ever had a busted lip. I probably lay low a little bit on the anal play. Don't use toothpaste. Take a few weeks off. Yeah, don't use toothpaste. I know that. If I hurt my lip or something, I don't like doing that bit on the anal play. Don't use toothpaste. And take a few weeks off. Yeah, don't use toothpaste.

I know that. If I hurt my lip or something, I don't like doing that. Or Icy Hot. Yeah, don't use anything fancy or don't have any sweet tarts or anything like that. Don't get a massage. Yeah, I would get a massage, I think. I probably stop the butt stuff overall, though. Yeah, man.

I think your butt is... That shit only here. Well, it's your butt, man. You can do what you want with it. So I wouldn't tell somebody how to use their butt, Brendan. But I would say that if it's helping your girl out and you're giving her some unique opportunities, I think that's pretty nice of you. But yeah, just be careful, man.

Be more careful. Take it easy. Maybe relax a little first. Go for a run. Something to kind of calm down. Yeah, that be careful, man. Be more careful. Take it easy. Maybe relax a little first. Go for a run. Something to kind of calm down. Yeah, that's a good idea. Boost it up down there a little bit. Yeah, get some...

I'm so tight. What are those things that they... A hammer? If you're going to have a baby, they put it in you. A badurl. Maybe. Yeah. Good luck, Pauly.

Love you, man. What else you got, Dly. Love you, man. What else you got, D? I love you, too. Up next, we got a little rip my drip. We're going to start first with Isaac Rowland. This is Isaac. Oh, those ladies were flunking.

Damn, this looks like the guy who tattled on Conor McGregor in Miami. Yeah, this looks like. It looks identical to him. Bro, are you sure Frank Thomas just isn't wearing shorts? Dude, how did you hear that? I didn't know Big Papi came back so healthy. Oh, yeah. This guy looks like he has two bombs on his tits.

This looks like Big Puppy. This dude looks soft and pedible. This dude looks like Hush Puppy. Yeah, dude. Oh, yeah. If he were in prison, this guy's nickname would be Hush Puppy, man. Hush Puppy. You can tell him whatever you want.

Oh, damn, bro. Dang, are you sure this isn't Frank Thomas is hiding in the Dominican Republic? That's what I feel like. Are you sure Frank Thomas just skipped leg day since he's retired? He's put on some slides. His legs weigh 100 pounds each. He's Frank Thomas, bro. Yeah, back in the day, not anymore.

You sure this isn't an apple with two toothpicks sticking out the bottom? The pride of the Auburn Tigers, Frank the Tank Thomas, dude. The big hurt, baby. The big hurt. The big hurt, and he's hurting them down there wherever the fuck he's at. Oh, yeah. Shout out to this guy, though, man. I'm not mad at the swag.

Listen, it takes a lot of confidence to wear a man purse like that, no matter what brand that is. What is that, Fendi? It takes a lot of confidence to wear a man purse like that, no matter what brand that is. What is that, Fendi? It takes a lot of nuts to do that. Oh, it takes a lot of nuts also to wear women's Umbro shorts. That army green Umbro. With a designer bag and designer top, man. Yeah, dude, especially them legs.

Get them legs out, bro. Good for you, man. Yeah, this guy looks like Prank Thomas. He'll bring you back to his hotel room and tell you he's Prank Thomas, and then he's not when he gets you there. But he still hits three for four in your butt. This show's

gotten disgusting over the last couple episodes. Next one. Let's go to the next one. Jesus, man. You just drag us into the gutter every time, Brendan. Me? I said, what are you talking about? You're the one that went weird with Frank Thomas. Well, you always get it. What else you got, D?

We got Shannon from Ohio. This is Shannon. Oh, damn. Damn. Damn, she running the shit out of that big stallion. God. Some people are listening just to audio, Brendan. Do you want to?

Yeah, it's a small white girl riding a gigantic horse. So that's why I call it this little girl riding a stallion. Yeah. And that's a grown woman. Zoom in on the horse's lower region. Female horse? Yes. Castrated, it looks like.

That's a female horse. I don't know. If it was male, that thing would be touching the ground, baby. No, it wouldn't, dude. Oh, dude, you never seen a horse? You never seen the video of Mr. Hands? Dude, I've seen a blind kid. I don't know. If it was male, that thing would be touching the ground, baby. No, it wouldn't, dude. Oh, dude, you ever seen a horse? You ever seen the video of Mr. Hands? Dude, I've seen a blind kid at a petting zoo just petting a horse's dick through the bars. And thought it was an anaconda?

Huh? I don't know what he thought it was. I thought it was a furry snake. I think he kept saying baby elephant. I was like, bro, bro. Bro, that ain't no trunk, brother. that ain't no trunk brother That ain't no trunk man You keep petting that thing he's going to spit up at you

You're disgusting Dude you took it there Again I'm talking about this beautiful Stallion in fucking Polo grounds you're talking about some young Kid petting an elephant trunk Yeah if that's how you looked at it I saw a family Spending time together at a petting an elephant trunk. Yeah, if that's how you looked at it, I saw a family spending time together at a petting zoo.

Hey, could there be any richer move than riding fucking horses? White people only, am I right? No, there's one black guy I think that rides horses. No, there's not. Subban, Subban, whatever his name is. Well, he's not black. He's clearly from the Middle East. No, he might be from Africa.

Africa, yeah. What about Freddie Adu? You talking about the singer? No, I don't know who I'm talking about. But he was a black athlete. I thought he did well. I'm sorry, we're trying to roast her? What are we doing with this lady? Yeah, we're ripping her drip. Oh yeah, so she's clearly rich as fuck.

Zoom in more on her. Yeah, zoom in on her father's bank account, dude. This is a white girl on a white horse. First of all. Yeah, zoom in on her 401k. She's balling, dude. Yeah, look at the butt cheeks on there. I'd put this girl on the Barbie, huh?

She has some hinds. Derek, what do you think about when you see this kind of stuff, and you guys are cultural, you and Kat, when you guys see this kind of stuff, what do you think about when you see this kind of stuff, and you guys are cultural, you and Kat, when you guys see this kind of stuff, what do you think about? What do you think, D, when you see a white girl riding a white horse in white America? Let him talk. I'm just setting it up for him. But let him talk. Go ahead, D.

I didn't even get that. Her and that horse have the same ass, dog. Look at that. That was my first thought and only thought. They both hang with some cheeks out the back. Come on. You see them now? White cheeks. White cheeks, baby. Look at that. That was my first thought and only thought. They both hang with some cheeks out there. Come on, you see them now? White cheeks. White cheeks, baby. White cheeks on white. Cheek-a-leek, boy. That vanilla cheekers.

Kat, what do you see when you see this kind of thing? Does this make you feel like, does this remind you of a fairy tale type of thing? Does it remind you of white supremacy? No, I feel like this is white people doing white people shit. More power to her. She looks like she's having a great time. You're right.

Let me ask you this. Is that the biggest horse in the world? How big is that goddamn unicorn? Not that big. What? That's the biggest horse I've ever seen. I've seen bigger horses than that. I've seen my friend had a horse.

I think it was like 11 feet long. Clydesdale? No. Just a regular horse, man. That's the biggest. Maybe she's just a tiny girl. Shout out to white people riding white horses. What else we got?

I'll say this. At least she has a white horse. She's not getting a horse of color. And naming it Todd, even though it's a female horse. Just trying to fit in with everybody. Yeah, or naming it. Some people will get, yeah, you don't want to see that kind of stuff. So at least she's riding a white horse.

At least we know where she stands. She's very will get, yeah, you don't want to see that kind of stuff. So at least she's riding a white horse, you know? At least we know where she stands. She's very clear she's racist. I don't think she is. She's putting white horses, you know, she's not like saying, oh, I'm going to ride the back of a different, like a, you know. Oh, you're right. Most horses are brown, aren't they? Yeah.

And she went, you know what, give me the white one. Yeah. Make this motherfucker work and do its own work. Yeah, call him powder. Yeah. Call him cocaine, boy. Call him like cocaína. Cocaquina lightning.

What else you got, D? Up next, we'll get into a little king it or sting it. That's how we'll end it. Is this our last segment? This is our last segment, boys. Oh, shit. Wow. Yeah, you guys went through this one.

First, we got Kyle from New York. This is Kyle. Teddy Ruxpin Vaughn. Brendan Ear Swabs. It's your boy Kyle from upstate New York. I got a king of the sting it for you fellas. It's an aviary, isn't it? Beekeeping.

Getting a sip of that golden drip. Let me know what you think. Gang gang and obviously buzz buzz. Buzz buzz, brother. Love it. Was that a kidnap victim at the end? You didn't even hear that. He's supposed to be a father. Will you play that again, please, at the end?

Was that him? Obviously buzz buzz. Love ya. Did you guys hear somebody say love ya or not? You're not high again. That's some kid trapped in that ya or not? Yeah. No, you're not high again. That's some kid trapped in that beehive, maybe. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that kid's stirring up the hive, as we call it. You need those. As far as beehive and just in general, you're saying king or sting this? King or sting it, beekeeping. Dude, you got to king it, man. Although, you're basically a slave driver of the bees. You're taking their hard work, making the sweet nectar, and they don't reap any of the benefits. Have you heard of killer bees?

Yeah. I know the rapper, yeah. Well, they're also an animal. Killer bees, dude. Asking killer bees. Yeah. Well, they kill people, and it's not good, Brendan. Okay, well, those are different bees bro

I'm talking about honey bees Do you like the honey? Yes What are you doing for the bees? Nothing I have plants outside Modern day slavery They get in a bee

Plants You know bees come Bees go I like bees You know the world would end if there's no bees huh? Hmm? You'd know the world would end if all the bees died, yeah? Oh, so somebody read a toilet almanac, okay?

Look, buddy, let me tell you something factual here. Yeah, please tell me something that your mom didn't regurgitate to you at the house. Go. Dude, bees are basically the electrons of Mother Nature, bro. They travel around, and they connect things things and they get the job done. They'll fuck anything from a... They'll sting a raccoon and fuck a flower, bro. And that's some ballsy type of behavior.

They fuck a lot of flowers, bro. They'll do whatever, bro. They're sucking and fucking, bro. They basically work for Chris D'Elia and his deal, bro. They really are. Pollinating the world. No, bro. They're getting it done.

They're getting it done. They're unbelievable, bro. And they all work for some crazy bitch up in the attic, right? And it gets heated, bro. And they make the honey and the lady kills him at night. And so you want to talk about the life of bees, man. It's very similar to the life of rats, man. It's really unrewarding.

But I'll say this, man. This guy, he's out there with his son doing some beekeeping. I love honey. Dude, what I say, I'll tell you this. I'd rather dye honey red and say, fuck ketchup, bro. That's how I am. I have no idea what you just said. King and honey.

Yeah, well, whatever, Brendan. What else you got? Up next, we got Frank from Glasgow, Scotland. Shout out Glasgow, and I'll see you in a couple of months, Frank. Hi, Theo and Brendan. Frank coming to you from Glasgow. I'm from England originally. That's why I don't sound drunk.

So we got our tickets for the show. And I got King It or Sting It. King It on Sting It. Graffiti. Lots of graffiti in my city here. Don't know how you feel about it. Sometimes it's cool. Sometimes it's ugly, I think.

But I can't really make my mind up if I like graffiti or not. So we'll see you in Glasgow. Get in there. King, king, buzz, buzz, sting, sting. Get in there. Buzz, buzz, sting, sting. What's up, bro? Here's the thing about graffiti.

If it's done right, it's dope. But most of it's bullshit. Most is just kids tagging things, gangs tagging things. If it's good work, it's dope. How many shitty painters are in gangs? That's what I want to know. They're everywhere, aren't they? They're everywhere.

You can't have a gang that has one decent artist in it. There's no gangster painter out there. In Philadelphia, every now and then, like Vincent Van Gat, every now and then you see somebody, you know? Arthur Conan fucking Doyle, bruh. There's no crip with a handiwork. You know what I'm saying? There's no blood out there with good art skills.

What's going on here? Yeah, I mean, you'd think some of these gangs would start to hit up the Art Institute and pop off a couple shells and see if they could, you know, coerce a couple of decent young artistes into their cult. Yeah, they're painting all the goddamn time. Take a little pride in your work, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Something like bullshit around this city.

Yeah, a lot of it's the same. Philadelphia, you see a lot of really good feedie out there. New York has some good feedie. Do they? Yeah. Glasgow might, you know. But you can't be everywhere.

You can't have them in your museums and fucking churches and shit. Yeah. I don't know. Where do you go for good graffiti? What do you guys think about this? Venice Beach.

Abbott Kenny. Yeah, it'd be nice, but it's also just a constant reminder that you're in a poor neighborhood. Yeah. It's pretty, but I'm poor, that's why I'm seeing this. Yeah, but it also just a constant reminder that you're in a poor neighborhood. Yeah. It's like, it's pretty, but I'm, oh, I'm poor though. That's why I'm seeing this. Yeah.

You're right. You're right. There's no graffiti in Beverly Hills. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? Right. Yeah, that's true. But they'll drive across town to the graffiti neighborhood and buy a fucking two square

feet of it for $2,000 if you fucking play it to them. Right. True. Fuck them, bro. Yeah. Fuck them. Shout out to Banksy. Here's the other thing.

These graffiti artists, are they ninjas? They climbed up the top of these fucking billboards that are covered in barbed wire and somehow they get it done. Jump on the 405 and the giant 405 south sign says like SUG A DICK!

With like a king thing on it. It's like, how the fuck they get up there? It's like Artist Ninja Warrior, man. These dudes are badass. That's a TV show. How is that not a TV show? What's up, bro? I'd say, depending on the area, about King, some graffiti if it's good work.

Yep, God bless Scotland, man. And yeah, I like graffiti, dude. But it has to start to change it up. I want to see real artists get out there and do some stuff. And I think you're starting to but it has to start to change it up. I want to see real artists get out there and do some stuff, and I think you're starting to see that with Banksy and these other guys. I mean, Banksy's the most popular one. Yeah, and he's not a gang member, but I hear you.

All right, boys, last one. We got Coco from Churchville. This is Coco. I was doing a pregnancy test. 101.1 phew Theo Greyjoy running the broken gang gang buzz buzz

I'll go from churchville here got a king in her sting it for you guys after traveling for four days straight I'm trying to get rid of this fever from hell but I know you guys travel a lot too so I got a king in her sting it for you I'm trying to get rid of this fever from hell. But I know you guys travel a lot too, so I got a Kingdor Sting it for you. Clapping when the plane lands.

I got to make an argument with my girl over this before, and she does it every time. I don't really understand why people do it. In my opinion, you're supposed to get to where you're going. Yeah, you did your job, bro. No round of applause is needed. But wanted to see where you guys stood on it. Clapping when the plane lands, can't get her stinging. Bro, there is nothing that fucking

revs my gears up more than when the plane lands and people start clapping or, well, this is fucked up, or when I'm eating a meal with my family my stepmom keeps going oh it drives me fucking nuts does it really oh my god when people start clapping when the plane lands too they did their job 99.9 of planes are landing shut the fuck up yeah i mean it's like other you don't see it on other modes of transportation. You don't see it like on Greyhound when the bus pulls into the station.

All you hear is, I'm getting off this motherfucker. You don't see when the Uber stops, you're like, yeah! Fuck yeah, bro! Hell yeah, man! That was sick! Good game, bro. Dude, tight job, man, the way you took that fucking right corner. Dude, the new thing in Ubers right now is to try and get your buddy to massage the driver

while you're driving and you record it. Oh, I just thought that's what you do. Huh? Oh, yeah, but you have to ask them and then see if they'll let you do it the whole time. Oh, wow, that's a new challenge on the net. Yeah, it's pretty cool, man. And I'll say this, dude, is if people clap when the plane lands, first of all, if that happens, there's a 44% chance you're on a Southwest flight to Las Vegas.

Or that spared air. They're just glad they made it. Remember, Frontier Airlines put endangered species on the wing of the plane. Remember that? They always had foxes on the fucking wing. It's endangered species. Like a seal. You think God looks down and be like, oh, I thought I got rid of these. He fucking takes that bitch right out of the sky.

Like I fucking told you, dumbass. Done. Checkmate. What is this guy asking us? Flying and clapping. Listen, it's a big no. There's a few things you clap at. If you go to a play, sort of a good play on the football field, you know what I'm saying?

Good stand-up, you can clap. Outside that, don't clap for standard shit. I don't clap when my waiter brings my sandwich. Yeah. Or just do start clapping for everything. Clap at every moment. Clap when somebody... Celebrate life. That would be neat if everybody did that.

I go to the strip club and I start clapping. Yeah. And they clap back with their ass cheeks. Oh, wow. You're naughty, man. I am naughty. Is that it? That's it, boys.

Naughty boys. That's the episode? That's the episode, dog. What? That's the episode, bro. Kill it. Man, I got to get some rest. But I'll say this also to that guy. Make sure you get some fluids, dude.

That's what I do. Get fluids. Yeah, hydrate, bro. Hydrate and sleep. And rest, yeah. That's all you need, bro. Let's see. When's this?

So I am in Indy, and I am in Cincinnati, and Big D's going to be with me. Oh, gang, man. I'm talking about the thing in my pants. Big D is coming with me. I'm talking about Derek Poston and Hassan. Indy in Cincinnati. Big Derek Energy, dude. I like what you're doing over there.

Big Derek Energy. And I will be in San Francisco July 26th through the 28th. You're at the Cobbs there, bro? At the Cobbs there, yeah. Never been. Oh, man. One of my favorite clubs. Is it?

I'd love to see you at the Cobbs. Is it nice? Yeah, it's cool. Yeah, I'm pretty excited. Rock and roll is a club, bro. I feel kind of sick. No, you don't have a fever. We have noise seeing here.

Really? Yeah. I don't know. I feel like the heat's inside of me. Let's go get rest. We'll see you later.