The Golden Hour - Episode 57: Cheddar Bob & Pee Pee King

Episode Date: February 28, 2020

The boys talk Bad Bitch Suckerfish, Black Rock Climbers, Maple Leaf Ho's, Aladdin Face, Jogging Through The Six, Semen Pigeons, Freeze Rappers, All New Rap Battle Submissions, Eskimo Sisters, Fury vs Wilder, One Titted Devils and much more!1. Athletic Greens - https://athleticgreens.com/kats2. HelloFresh - https://hellofresh.com/10kats use code: 10KATSSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

back off my broccolini get your life together don't touch me bro i'm not touching you robocop robocop somebody hits you with an out route and it's over yeah yeah you're guarding the scene bro you're guarding the seam only, bro. You're guarding the seam only over there. Dude, that's the worst, man. Cell route only, son. Does that happen in you guys' cultures where you sleep wrong in your neck? You get this thing in your neck? It's a very white thing.

Oh, really? Yeah, all the time. Really? I thought it was more of a white thing. Why would it be a white thing? White people can't have everything. White people just wake up stiff. White people wake up stiff.

Yeah, I think white people wake up stiff. Y'all got Jeeps. Yeah, we do have Jeeps. Yeah, Jeeps. We do have classic cars. We have Jeeps, classic cars. Bro, there's tons of shit we don't have, dude. What?

There's tons of stuff that white people don't have. Oh, my God. I just thought that Vietnamese or Asian cultures would have, because you always see them being more like the people that handle bodies. Like, if I go get a good massage, it's always from someone. Yeah, you want Asian. Yeah. I want my massage like I want my sushi.

I want Japanese people making it. I feel like Asian people are really good at taking care of other people, but not themselves. That's why we wake up stiff see do you wake up stiff or do you have like a remedy a fucking organic like remedy they can make out of honey and like wasabi yeah and hibiscus help my neck i could see yeah i could see asian people just getting up and just beating each other with freaking hibiscus trees until they're beautiful yeah she might back like a bonsai tree son dude you would definitely be a baritone you got that baritone no we're a couple bonsais bro are we yeah i want to cut i want to cut your fucking jacket off i just want to cut the

sleeves off dude no let them have it it's a good jacket you think i love that jacket damn hey patagonia patagonia very white very't even know how I would look in a jacket. Patagonia? Very white. Very white, yeah. The whitest. You only get that REI. I want some Patagonia, too. Rock climbing, very white. Really?

Oh, yeah. There's a lot of black rock climbers, aren't there? No, there's not. How do you know, Brendan? Oh, really? Yeah. Going to REI. Can we look up black rock climbers?

Go to REI and play fucking Lil Wayne. Let me know how it goes for you, man. Yeah, dude. No one climbs the Lil Wayne or what? No, man. No, they're climbing a journey in Boston. Take me home tonight. I don't want to get there.

Can you look up black? Can we look up black rock climbers? I've seen Solo, the best rock climber of all time. The dude did it without a rope. Oh, here we go right here. Look at that. Well, if you Google black rock climbers, you're only going to get black rock climbers, man.

Oh, there's a guy right there. This guy actually I think is running from white people. I don't think they've even panned out on this photo. He's running the same time. Yeah, this guy looks like, oh, Brothers of Climbing. There we go. Represent and Reach, it says in the article. Oh, is that an organization?

No, that's a new Jordan Peele movie. No, that's a new Jordan Peele movie. You can tell when I saw that coming when Brendan put it in the chamber. He knew it was going to be fire. Brendan even straightened his back a little before he served that one, bro. That's that Pete Sampras dog. He was like waiting. This is me in the tall grass. I'm that thick least this is me in the tall grass i'm that thick greasy

fucking tiger yeah let's let's click on some of these pictures though there's one with the um there yeah that guy oh there we go that's a white guy rock climbing uh yeah black rock climbing or black uh your ass would be a problem for that rock climbing dude it's yeah i'm back heavy i'm more like oh i'm built like a bookend uh fuck someone that's what i'm about to boost carrying that caboose up the mountain dude look at this guy right there wow jack city dude jerron horton is a uh rock climb Preacher Lawson he does it too. Yeah That's why I do the show I'm gonna start doing that's why I have a culture corner It's right now you would be you're pretty you're heavy to feel like you could back flip back flip up the goddamn mountain Yeah, but I feel like a is there a lot of Asian rock climbing? There probably is. I could see that being there.

Yeah. American Ninja Warrior, they have that show. Yeah, absolutely. The Apple Store. Sometimes you got to climb a mountain to get to school in China. Damn, that's true. Whoa, what is this? Imagine that with your books.

He's looking for some rock climbing. Who's this? Jerron Horton. Jerron Horton. He's a comedian. Oh, there he is, rock climbing. Go down. A little more.

A little more right there on the right. There he is. Oh, that's indoor, though. That's at REI. Oh, there he is. Rock Climbing Go Down. On the one more, two, a little more, a little more right there on the right. Yep. There he is. Oh, that's indoor though. That's at REI. But I went with him, but still, I think he could probably do it outdoors too if he was outdoors. You never know until you get out there and try it, you know? That's true. It's like practice.

Watch him though, dude. We're talking about practice. We're talking about practice. Practice. Practice. Look at him. It does look fun. I mean, he's tall too.

He's long, man. Long and lanky. That's perfect. He gets up there like it's nothing. Yeah. He'll go up there and do nothing. He'll go long long and like you that he gives up there like it's nothing Yeah, he'll go up there and do not he'll go up there and have a lemonade or something Go up there make lemonade. Yeah, I made Stan only get two freakin customers. He'll be a climb up there. Yeah, dude He got a strong mouth. I saw my own point. He just Onto the wall like that and then move the rest of his body around. Like a sucker fish?

Remember the sucker fish when you had a tank as a kid? Bro, unbelievable moves coming out of Jerron Horton right there. The sucker fish is the real MVP when you think about it. Because if you just get two of them, they clean the tank for you. You don't need the filter system. Dude, and imagine you're a couple fish. You're at a bar hanging out, dude. Your wife's out of town, right?

And two of these bad bitches roll up. These sucker fish. What they do, bro. Yeah, bro. Yeah, dude. Dude, you know one of your boys is going to. One of your boys is going to feel it out. You feel me? Yeah, dude.

Yeah. How was Canada, eh? Oh, Canada was great. We were both in Canada. We were? A couple maple leaf houses. Yeah, what? What's up, man?

Or good. Or just men. Yeah. Or just men in Canada. Dude, I love Canada, man. Me too. Love it. I can move there.

So easily. I stayed at that Trump hotel. You did? On accident, yeah. Really? That shit was badass, though. Is it? Nobody's there.

You have the whole place to yourself. Uh-uh. Really? You ever seen Blank Check? Remember that little kid that had that giant crib to himself and just did whatever he wanted? That's what I felt like. But I'm 36. Damn.

It's probably a write-off, though, for Trump bet i don't know i don't know there was nobody there really i was the only person to stay in the hotel whatever i wanted they five star service man nobody in the restaurant six the other comics kind of roast me for staying there whatever dog oh stay where you want man i stayed at a place in Toronto. And what was going on there? Did you see Drake there? I didn't see Drake. But people were talking about him a little bit.

Were you running through the six? I think I was for a little bit. I jogged for a little. It was real cold there. That counts. Yeah. Stayed at Trudeau Towers. Trudeau Towers. Trudeau Towers?

Yeah, stayed at Trudeau Towers. That's the Prime Minister that went chocolate face, right? Yeah. Yeah, but his daddy snuck him into it. That's how he got into it. That's what I heard on the DL. His daddy got him the job. Oh, right? Yeah, but his daddy snuck him into it. That's how he got into it. That's what I heard on the DL. His daddy got him the job. Oh, really?

Yeah, Trudeau. Yeah, he did blackface, and they thought that he was going to lose his job. He did Aladdin face, dude. And let's go. We have a culture corner. Let's get down low on that. We have a problem with the Aladdin face? I mean, because he.

Y'all just put a lot of pressure on me. Well, you know. We can't ask ourselves I'm not offended If you ask us We're fine Oh that's not a Latin face That is not a Latin face But he's a Latin

I mean he's a Latin He also tried He just went with the wrong tone He also Well you never know Maybe they were out of the brown Also It's tough to get the brown

I've never seen anybody That out of the brown Can we click on Can we get the picture larger? Here's the problem. Look at him with those maple hoes up top left. Hey, but here's the thing. He said he was in high school at the time.

Ain't nobody buying that. But all of Canada bought it. How the fuck is he not in high school? Look at those guys with beards. People are tall in Canada, bro. People are tall in high school. What is the whole concept? It's a costume party.

And he's like, oh, I'm going to go go as whatever like uh javar he said aladdin he went for as javar homies javar those are his boys i think he went as javel mcgee actually apparently he's in eighth grade here that's what he said eighth grade that don't look like that's a big eighth grader but guys we're not look whether you guys are pedophiles or not isn't the question. The question here is whether or not the guy is. And here's the question for the culture corner. Me too, I have no issue with it. Yeah. Well, I have issue with some of it.

If you go, I like to, if you're going to go like kind of like, I feel like you should be able to impersonate your favorite characters. Like say if you like Luke Cage or something, you know, and you're a kid and you want to be Luke Cage, but you can't you know but if you're like dressing up like a black person to be mean or dressing up like an agent in front of them yeah dude then that's crazy i mean yeah everything comes with i think it's the intentions man he went he went full aladdin well he even dipped his hands in something yeah that i think he went too dark though i feel like he used even squid or something i don't know what he used to dye himself

I'm going to give him a little bit of a pass This is tough to get that Oh, Karl Malone? He was so funny as Karl Malone It was so fucking funny This is much better makeup You get fired today I mean

It's definitely I think it's hit or miss really It's it's so hit or miss i don't yeah it's i don't know it's one of those things where it's like high risk lower reward yeah yeah come up with better costumes jimmy kimmel shit was funny though uh little fact about car malone he was the mailman means he would drop loads and girls and then be like oh you have a kid peace i'm out really yeah mailman didn't follow up with his kids. Really? One of his kids plays, two of his, seven of his kids, I think, play basketball. No, plays football for Georgia. Yeah.

He plays football for Georgia, but he doesn't know his daddy. Really? He has a daughter that I think played great ball. He played out there at Louisiana Tech. That's right. He's a Louisiana boy, isn't he? Oh, that's where he's from? Yeah.

He's dropping them packages off in your girl and then just not following up. Was he? I thought he got the nickname playing basketball. No. No, the mailman. Wow. You should call him the stork. Yeah.

The stork. Or that semen pigeon. Good player, though. Oh, yeah. He was pretty good. What else were we talking about out in the lobby i felt like oh you're talking about uh wilder oh yeah what a fight huh what a fight well not really not much of a fight what a beat down i can't believe wilder didn't put up a better

fight me too i know i was so disappointed and then today he came out was like oh it's because i wore that costume that weighed 40 pounds i was like god damn it dog dude that's some bullshit that's a mardi gras costume dude people ride nine hours in that thing on the back of a parade float and then and the party off to the wee hours of the morning yeah and get home and breastfeed a child yeah dance all night and get pregnant it does look heavy but i'll give him that looks heavy. He was kind of like, damn, what should I go with? Kind of like Shredder meets Lord of the Rings. Like, it's so ridiculous, man. He looks like a dude who gives a ton of oil changes,

but is not good at giving oil changes. Like, all right, I'll go back in there. What about this, though? I felt like watching the big guys fight, it doesn't seem like they hit each other that hard. When you're watching it, it seemed like they don't hit each other as hard as when I'm watching the featherweights fight and stuff.

Trust me, man. No one hits harder than those two big fellas. You think? Yeah. Hell yeah. He was bleeding out of his goddamn hair. Yeah. He got fucking punched in the face.

Started bleeding out of his hair. That would hurt, man. God, what a bummer, though. I'd be so upset. And you can't call a timeout, can you? No, there's no timeout. You can throw in the towel if you want to hit the locker room, though.

You should get at least a timeout. Yeah, that'd be nice. And that man licked his neck, too, dude. That's shit. That boy's wild. I ain't talking about wilder. That boy's wild. Fuck.

Crazy, huh? Yeah, I can't believe they went at it like that, though. But I wonder if they knew. It almost makes you wonder, too. If he had a thing in his contract for a third fight. Yep. That's the way boxing works. Then did that.

But did also Fury have it if he wanted a third fight? Yeah. The loser did. Oh, only the loser. The loser gets to decide if it's a rematch. Yeah. Because they're both coming in as world champions. That's the way of doing it in boxing.

But also, I'm not trying to see that. I'm good, man. It wasn't a fight. The first one wasn't a fight. This one definitely ain't a fight. I got to do that a third time? Yeah. God damn it, boxing.

You just need Wilder to come out without trunks, just completely naked so he's fresh. Yeah. I would love that. The entrances were pretty dope though it definitely everything's starting to get all wwe i'm telling you everything is turning they've been doing that for a hot second he came out on uh carried out like a with some hoes these tits in the front dude really tits in the front tits in the back you can't see the girls but he had some like straight up mortal combat hoes katrina in the

front it's katana not katrina oh my bad i was thinking new orleans oh he had that beautiful he had his wife or something with him i think wouldn't he have a wife out there yeah she's all up in the camera she's all up in the camera what's going on cat still single what's up with you cat still single okay still hanging in there okay just doing the damn thing man yeah why don't you set her up with someone brendan uh because all my friends are batshit crazy man i don't want to see her you know go through that you know i'm being a good friend by not setting her up i respect that do you know any friend you would set her up with do you know what you have in our circle do you have nick or chin? It's taken, taken, dude. Taken, taken.

And Nick doesn't have a car, so I can't do that. Yeah, but a tree fell on it. Cat needs wheels, bro. Cat needs wheels to get around. That's good luck in Asian culture, dude. Bad luck. Oh. He doesn't have a car right now.

Maybe a little Gianni the twink that works over at this past weekend. He's too small. He's too much of a twink. She likes an older man. Yeah, that's true. I'll keep my eyes open. Yeah, I'll see what I can do, Kat, but none of my friends are going to work.

What about... What else you got? What about one of the Sklar brothers? Oh, you have to date both of them. Do you really? Yeah, and Kat doesn't. It's too much. Yeah.

And they constantly run jokes on you all the time. Yeah, that's true. They run trains and jokes on you. Do you know what they look like? Yes, I do. Oh, okay. I was like, bro, don't just set it up if you don't know what they look like.

They run trains, jokes, and talk sports with you nonstop. That's a good look at you. It's a lot. It's a lot. Would you ever date twins, Kat? Oh, there they are. Definitely back in Canada. Maybe if both of their personalities add up to one.

I can't do two whole personalities. Maybe two halves. So it's still one person. You know what would be dope, Kat? Say maybe the guy has some mental issues, but he's a great time when he's not depressed. The other one has the same. Switch on and off?

Like, how you feeling this morning? Oh, no, I'm down. You jump over to Jerry. Oh, how you feeling? Good? Oh, no, I'm down. Jump over to Jerry. How are you feeling? Good. And then next Tuesday, I'm down. Jump over to Bob.

Yeah. I'm saying that might be the move. I like something to think about, dude. You know what I'm saying? Oh, definitely, man. That's a police siren. What's up? I love my cats.

Well, we're trying to afford a nicer area for the studio. But I like it. I like it. Look, we're trying to afford a nicer area for the studio, bud. I like it. I like it a little, hoodie dog. Look, man, do you see... Sorry, I got the black lung. You do? I don't feel great, dude. Oh, then I know what'll help.

I know exactly what'll help. You need to get that green lung, baby. The green lung? You need to get that plantar fasciitis, bro. Oh, damn, dog. Heavy on the plants. Do I take a bunch of pills or do i shove cabbage down my throat you're so old-fashioned i know you do athletic greens man for i have they're in my

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need to feel like you're vitaminated out of the gate. And it's a powder form? I just put in some water and get your greens. Yep, right down the hatch. Right in the morning, I get up. I put mine in a glass. I put a scoop. I throw one ice cube in there. Mix it up, dude.

And then I take it down the hatch. I get my antidepressants with it. Oh, really? Half a Chantix, bro. And I'm ready to go, son. I'm out. What a routine, dog. Let's go.

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love HelloFresh. What are you gonna say, Nick? I was just gonna say that siren means it's time for cats battle rap. Oh, what's up ain't nobody beating little brows son we keep going through it wait we got more rap coming in we do wait what else there was one sorry nick there's one other thing we're talking about outside quaden oh yeah quaden bales the kid remember oh the nine-year-old boy his name is quaden oh the little that brad william Williams helped? And then Wolverine also helped out?

Yeah. What about him? They were saying, so he really is nine? Apparently he's nine. A lot of people have conspiracy theories saying that he's actually 18. Oh, God. Come on. I read a DM somewhere saying that he is actually the bully in his school and that he's the

asshole kid. Give him a break, dude. Yeah, of course he's not waking up fucking happy all the time. He's a beautiful kid. He looks like my sister, actually. He looks like one of my sisters a little bit. He does. He's a cute little boy, man.

And he's nine years old, they said. Yeah, there's a lot of conspiracy theories. He definitely dressed real swagged out. Yeah, he doesn't dress like a nine-year-old, does he? Mm-mm. I think he was an influencer. He was nine years old, but he was also already somewhat of an influencer. I don't know if he was getting bullied.

He seems like he's living pretty well. I mean, I'd trade him. Influencers get bullied. Well, just because he's an influencer and he's's selling Fashion Nova on the side, kids are going to be mean to someone who looks like that. It's unfortunate, but that's just what it is. Also, if I had that condition,

I'd be an asshole too, dude. Oh my god, the worst. I don't know, man. I'd be a dick to everybody, dude. I'd wake up pissed. And I'd have a stick and I'd hit everybody in the knees. So you could feel my pain just for a second. Oh, dude. I'd wake up pissed. And I'd have a stick and I'd hit everybody in the knees. So you can feel my pain just for a second. Oh, yeah.

Damn. Damn, Brendan. Do you talk to a therapist or anything? About this? No, I haven't. But I also don't have that. You don't have that. So I'm pretty happy.

I could see you being a little guy, man. I feel like you were a little guy and somehow just grew into a big guy, but you still have the butt, the face, the hands. You smell weird. Very similar. I definitely kind of look like this kid a little bit. You have tater tots in your pocket. I wish we could get to interview him and just see what he's like.

But he's also nine years old. Yeah, there's no... The conversation's not going to go real deep. First of all, most nine-year-olds are complete assholes. I don't know if you've ever been around a nine-year-old. I mean, they're good. You know, they'll come in and eat. Yeah, and then dip out.

Unless you got a fucking Nintendo or something. They're out, dude. Looking for one thing only, candy and games. Yeah. They're basically just thoughts, bro. It's like a lot of these thoughts. A lot of these Instagram hosts. Same way, man. Unless you got candy and dick. They ain't into it. They out. Yep, they're basically just thoughts bro. It's like a lot of these thoughts. Well, he's Instagram hosts same way man Let's get candy and dick. They ain't into they out. Yeah. Yeah this boy. He looks like uh, yeah

They had people there was a lot of conspiracy theories. He was 18 people like Put him into like different scenarios people even made videos of him being like older and stuff. It was pretty crazy So it's a real conspiracy theory that he's not nine, he's actually 29? It's a real conspiracy theory, but there's no evidence behind it. I'm sure they could solve all of it just doing a video inside his class.

They should do a video of him with all his friends, all his friends all at once go, fuck you. He's in fourth grade. I talked to someone who, it was like, first hand knows Quaden, can't say who but he said he's a hundred percent nine years old they don't know about the rest of it what kind of life he's living but he's a hundred percent nine years old poor dude and justin run put out a post too like

because he's all anti-bullying and stuff he he confirmed it too he's nine now don't give justin the ideas let's ship him to africa now will he oh yeah he loves africa he's always in africa ship him to africa have them digging wells and shit. You think you want that life, man, but Justin will have you working, bro. Dude, yeah. Shout out to Justin Wren and the funds and stuff he does. I don't know who that is, but that's amazing. He's a huge fan of you.

Is he? Yeah, he's the best. He's a great, great dude. I've got to check him out, man. Yeah, I can't imagine being such a little guy. I mean, it would be probably really interesting, though. But, yeah, when you're that age, man, that would be the toughest age because kids are just picking on you so much.

Dude, they bully even normal-looking kids. What about this little dude, man? We had a kid that was, like, good at, like, doing electronics or something. Or, no, he did karate. And we fucking ripped into him bro and you and you knew he could kick your face off yeah you know he has that fucking ox kick with that fat ass the backwards kick he would do kicks all the time dude he would like he'd get enraged and then he would threaten to kick everyone and he would do a couple of kick routines

all right all right all right all right too much. Yeah, people just got freaked out by the energy of it, you know? See, my school was different, man. We had a kid with Touch of the Downs. That's a band also. Yeah, Touch of the Downs. No, that's System of Downs. Oh, you're right. No, there's also Touch of the Downs.

And you know Chappelle used to listen to it, dude. Or Darkwing Derrick, as a lot of people are calling him. Darkwing Derrick. Sorry, man. I just made that up, but I blamed it on other people, but people are like,

damn, dude. Did Derek go on fucking vacation? They're like, damn, did Derek go to Jamaica? Yeah. Did Derek go to Jamaica

and come back? I'm just joking, man. Also, did Derek get a hair transplant? His hair's way better these days. You don't look like a Puerto Rican Barry Larkin anymore. Derek's hair had more of like a matte finish.

I'm just joking, man. Dark winged hair. Dark winged hair. That's a shirt, by the way. Dark wing green duck with his fucking face everybody probably got picked on for something would you go would you guys get picked on if you're if there was anything i don't feel like i ever got picked on in school i got picked on at home mostly and then i would pick on people at school you take it out the frustration at home absolutely everyone my family were assholes. Really?

Yeah. Damn. That's how you show that you love them, though. Kids just don't really get it. Yeah. Right. Oh, and just in your family, that's how it is? Yeah. Were you bullied at all, Chappelle? Yeah, I mean, for being the black dude that listens to punk and skates and shit like that.

Yeah, that's fair. listens to punk and skates and shit like that yeah that's fair yeah i'm just kidding the only thing people didn't pick on me for was cheerleading out of all the things you think that's what you get roasted on it's because they don't understand it and they see you doing all these fucking back looks like jesus christ they were like what the they were just like blown away but like bro listening to a fucking away sister like yeah one green day song that ruined it all huh oh yeah man like i said there's a kid with touchdowns in my school and i always pick them first when we pick teams we always pick because you're stronger than everybody you just had that fire in them you can just hand them off the ball by good luck tackling

rodney dog yeah nobody could tackle him we called him big red actually y'all did yeah he also had red hair. And literally the fattest ass you've ever seen. He was like Marie Strone's Drew. We couldn't tackle him, dude. I picked him first every time. Shout out to Big Red. They should have. I'm trying to think if we had.

I mean, we definitely had some wildcats growing up, dude. We had a guy. You had that older guy? Bucket. Yeah, we had a guy who was at our school for so long uh that they just made him a janitor at one point but he still carried a book this dude mr larry yeah and i was still playing a book bag yeah huh yep oh he carried a bunch of but everybody called him mr larry at a certain point and he his big thing was when you were at the urinal because he you know he

was in fifth grade he was probably 17. so he'd come in behind you and piss over you into the urinal and then watch you pee uh no he wouldn't watch you pee he would just kind of be behind you and be like oh what is that you know like damn there's larry yeah mr larry mr larry get your dick out of my face but um dude i had a what else and this kid named bucket all the time it's all he ever said was bucket buckets yeah but was he like a dope basketball player? No, no, no, no, no. Bucket. He wasn't that at all. All right, dude.

We're not even basketball. No, he had full body hair early. Oh. And it's always tough on a kid. And he'd be like, bucket. He'd just say bucket. Bucket. Bucket.

Not bucket. Just nonstop talk to himself bucket? Bucket, yeah. Was he also a janitor? No. Which would have been. Bucket. I know Which would have been perfect. Dude, I had a buddy who was in fifth grade.

His name was Brandon. Mine was Brendan, right? They call us double Bs. Oh, my God. First of all. First of all. Dude, stop right there, bro. Double Bs.

Double Bs, bro. So check it out. Me and double Bs, we always hung out nonstop, right? I'd share my Dunkaroos, my Capri Sun, my orange slices, Lunchables, even my oatmeal pie. That's how much me and him were friends. I love oatmeal pies, but I would share half of it with him. And then I remember I'd make fun of him because he'd always pee and he'd pull his pants. You know, when you were little, you'd pull your pants all the way down?

Oh, yeah. Well, he still did in fifth grade. So I used to grab him when he peed and shake him right shake him and pee would just

go everywhere I thought it was so funny but then apparently it was a real problem and over the intercom system they're like hey who's ever peeing

on the walls we're gonna catch you and we're gonna catch you and you're gonna be dealt with accordingly I was like oh shit that's not good

dude I think double B I think you guys designed this room. Undeniably. Now you know where I get my inspiration from, dude. I think Double B. Yeah, that's on your side, bro. Yeah, that's on my side.

Being Double B pieced this thing up. Dude, but I got caught because he was doing it again. And I was like, oh, whatever. It's not a big deal. And deal and i shook him and a teacher came in dude grabbed me by the hand the whole school oh there's the pp king took me by everybody the pp king no press is bad press nobody was all the kids loved me man nobody was thinking pp king p-S-L, yeah, freedom, freedom. And there's four kids, though. Dude. Wow.

Dude, sometimes you just spark these memories in me, dude. Let me hit this. That's why I do this show, though. I haven't hit that in a while. Dude, at our school, they had a heater, a furnace in the bathroom, and so kids would go in there and urinate on it all the time. And that was like the big thing to do if you had a bunch of piss in you to go in there and just unleash it on that hot furnace. And it would just steam up the whole bathroom.

It's a sauna, basically. You couldn't see. Yeah. So you'd have a bunch of kids just wandering around just in piss mist. That urine sauna. Oh, dude. Yeah. And so then they had to have all the boys come into the gym.

And we had a female principal, Ms. McManus. And she said, who's doing it? Who's doing it? And some kid just admitted to it he wasn't even doing it. Some kid was just a total wimp. I can't handle it. Yeah. And people were like, damn, you did it, dude.

It actually gave him a little bit of clout, I think. Hell yeah, that's why he did it. Yeah. But it was still fun. People did that forever, man. Just running through the piss with my woes, bro. Running through the piss with my woes. But yeah, I think the kid looks like a damn child.

Yeah, leave that kid alone, man. Yeah. Well, we do have more submission for Cat's Rap Battle. And they're pretty fired. Like you said, Little Brow's still the champ. Because of that, he might win forever. You think we should retire him? No.

No. No, you got to bring the heat, man. This is eight mile. This is eight mile. Yeah. This ain't eight mile. This is eight mile. This is maybe half mile.

This is eight mile, and that's cheddar. Cheddar Bob. Yeah, that's Cheddar Bob. You look identical to Cheddar Bob. Do I really? Let's bring up a picture. You look like Cheddar Bob and Oscar Legach had a baby. Look at the way you're dressed, dude.

Cheddar Bob shot himself in the leg. You look identical to Cheddar Bob. You look like Cheddar Bob, dude. Look at Cheddar Bob. A little bit. You're a good Cheddar Bob. I'm like, Cheddar Bob, dude. Look at Cheddar Bob. Oh, yeah, a little bit. A little. You're a good actor, Doug. Oh, my God.

A little bit, man. Damn. Cheddar Bob in the house, Doug. That's all good, dude. No, we just have a similar nose, kind of. Do you guys look identical? There he is. Man.

Come on, now. Hey, put a mullet on that picture. That's Theo, dog. Oh, my God. Cheddar Bob. What is that man's name? Evan Jones. Look at that other picture up above.

Right above that one. Yeah, that's you, dog. Fell on hard times. Jesus, dude. That's like cocaine browns like cocaine brown dang dude yeah shout out cheddar bob dude i can't believe that yeah i feel like that's me yeah spot on cool man good looking uh yeah so yeah we're eight mile or breakfast club near cheddar bob let's hear these raps dog i don't think we should retire he's the king man

you gotta you have to bring such fire to beat fucking brows fair enough He'll be the champs the reigning champ. You think forever? No, there's some fire today All right, don't say fine Please don't say fire make you feel awkward This comes from Steven Lacoste A.K.A. Don This shit is fire Don Don

King and the Sting fam What's good? Long time listener Love what you boys do For real Y'all make my day A better day When an episode drops

Thanks Don Salute Gang Appreciate y'all Theo My dog Highway 190 Covington

Right around the corner In Madisonville Same neck of the woods Gang bro Mr. Shaw Brendan See ya ass in the woolens March 14th Highway 190 Covington Right around the corner In Madisonville Same neck of the woods Gang bruh This is the shop Brendan See ya ass in the woolens March 14th

Hell yeah doggie Let's get to it I see everybody sending in their rap shit So I figured I'd do the same Y'all let me know what y'all think Let's go off 190 son I'm kinda feeling this dude already Is the beat hot Nick?

Is it an original beat? Quiet down Brendan I'm listening Gang gang Buzz buzz, buzz. Cheddar bomb. Culture, culture. It's Theo Vaughn and Brandon Schaub. King and the Sting.

He's confident, bro. I like it. I like the hoodie. Thursday, broken, cats is loaded. It's showtime, I'm knowing. Theo V and Brandon be on some narcotic potion. He licks a mix and spilling open. This is an explosion So stay alive, my mind declined and I can't antidote it I think it's time for Mr. Von the King to channel Hogan

And show him how we hawkin' down inside the land of rodents Louisiana born and bred, we chafunk the floatin' Look, I said bread, now look at Brendan, bet his mouth is open That boy a glutton, foodin', bossing, got him losin' focus If it ain't oven, start with muffins and his pizza folding. If it ain't eaten and his beaten bed, his meat is swollen. That's cream to prizes, check his office, that's his keep that's floating. In the bus, slamper beacon for corrupt fans.

I guess that's us, man. Damn. Well, fuck it. It's gang, gang, buzz, buzz till I D-I-E. Don't be touching me, but keep touching me. I cultured some vultures. Peep the pedigree. A savage team of headbusters.

CTE. Derek twisting tree. Laughing in the MIC. Nigga fucking G. Chin got the recipe. Great. I said recipe. Brendan thinking sesame.

Theo while he thinking mix and deco. Where this TRT? Eee. Be sting. I can't see him losing. Until the day he casts his chill With the dick amusement It's all from my aunt till you're riding around cruising

And see your faces on a poster Full of Me Too movement That shit was so flat I even danced with my neck Fucked up like this King and the Sting Wow Damn I fucked up like this, though. King and the Sting. Wow. Damn. Damn, that shit was purifier.

I don't know. Little Browse has some competition. I got sweat under my mullet, bro. I got a hockey haircut. Mine's hockey, too, now. I got that sweaty fucking jerry curl, dog. You got that baby cape, dude. That shit ain't shit, bro.

You better grow something serious. I got them curls, dude. When I was in Canada, do not wear hockey in Canada, dude. I have to have a hockey stick to fend these bitches off. Get off of me, man. Is that the only one, Nick?

No, no. We got a second contender. God damn, that was fire. Dude, the crazy thing about Don's, I would have to go back and listen again to even get all of it. Me too. I actually had him send the lyrics to us, too, so we can look through those later. But yeah, he's good. But this is a familiar face who also came with some heat.

Don going deep. He's doing the Sting records. Here we go. That's popping. Oh, that. King of the Sting records. Here we go. That's popping. Oh, that's popping with the tats. He's about to go hard on us for talking about his tattoos. Oh, I can feel it. Rat King and the Beast King came.

Uh-huh. Oh, he's yawning, bro. Oh, shit. He's just waking up. He's just waking up. That lazy Bronson Action Bronson Discovered Brendan when he put him on they back

In the middle of the cage, now you know he's counting stacks Hopped up on that stage and he started spitting facts Then he got a couple laughs and he knew it was a wrap Married to the game, he ain't never gonna tap He's been putting in the reps and then showing in the stats Came up in the mountains, now he's chilling on the beaches Spend a weekend on the road and then it's back to dual features Cut the feel, eating crawfish, speaking Creole

Born up on that bayou, now he's preaching to the people Started in reality and turned into a fantasy Never could have dreamed how intense the demand would be Pistons in the front, party in the back A gang that's sold out shows Got that monkey off his back The wave of positivity He spreads across the map Those little words of wisdom

That he drops in Brendan's lap We love you, dawg We love you for that Kitty cat looking like a whole snack Kitty cat Looking like a whole snack Kitty chin with that Asian Charles Bronson Nick looking like Luke Perry in his coffin He didn't get it. Looking like a whole snack. Chinny chin with that Asian Charles Bronson.

Nick looking like Luke Perry in his coffin. Sorry. You're looking like that counselor at the rehab. Go in there and done that, guys. Hey. You know that motherfucker. Luke Perry in the coffin. But still Luke Perry, Nick.

Don't forget that. Top ten. He's a retarded big brother. You know what I'm saying? He's a fucking roofer with Bigfoot silver disease. He's looking like the before picture of a before and after meth comparison. What did he say? He was a great man.

He sounds like a before court after meth counselor. Apparently I got a dick on my arm. Oh, B! Apparently got a dick on my arm. Can't understand. Can't understand. Can't understand. Can't understand. King in the stink King in the stink King in the stink

King in the stink There he's off That's not me There necessity Fucking roll it, buddy Nick's back out the car, baby Oh, yeah Yeah, dude

Dang, bro We were laughing over it, but after he said, Nick looks like dead Luke Perry, he goes, no, seriously, Nick, you look like dead Luke Perry. Boy, these were beastie. And actually Lil Browz came in. He gave a, do we want to hear it now? He gave a full mix version of his song.

100%. Here we go. Man, this shit is thick out here, bro. We're a music studio. We're a music studio. This is audio only, though. Yeah. The champ.

Rating champ. Damn. It's all great. Is that street mix, Dave? It's all more. Is that street mixed tape? It's all more. Brennan and Theo, fighter in weight. I got to go in and go hard in the paint. I do not think I am in flow.

Black rifle coffee, I'm ready to go. I need a sponsor. I am a monster. About to open up with this at my concert. Flow is contagious. Brows are outrageous. Thicker than girls that are Instagram famous. Damn.

Hungry like I'm fresh off keto. Seeing red like Andrew Santino. Every song a hit like the great Bambino Brennan ate the queso and the quesoritos But everything's gonna be fine Hate on me, I do not mind Theo looking like the type of dude That got a pack of matches in his pockets at all times Just line into my DMs

A couple of you tried but couldn't beat em Quit playing like Nintendo DS You don't want to smoke like Joey Diaz meaning y'all edible just got my eyebrows threaded and I'm feeling incredible Brennan son hit me up. He said it's too loud in the club. Can you pick me up? This one I can walk on stage to This other one didn't have enough bass But this one did Oh yeah King in the sting

King in the sting King in the sting King in the sting King in the sting King in the sting Got the cheese in the trap Got the cheese on a string It's Brandon and Theo Fighter and Creole Shout out New Orleans Oh really? Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out

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Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Let's hear it out Thank you. 1911 Pico Boulevard, go get that hitter. Derrick and Cat, y'all doing great. Thursday upload, not a minute late.

Y'all wanted to rap, I had to demonstrate. Brand new studio, y'all feeling great. Putting Chris Delano in his place. Now let's go and get Chinaday. King and Sting. King and Sting. King and Sting. This is a banger.

King and Sting. It's hard here for Pip. What? Damn, man. God. You can't fuck with little brows, bro. Those other boys were nice, but that dude brings the bangers. I feel like he needs to drop that 97 hot.

Well, we need you two to pick a winner between Don LaCoste, the first guy from Covington, and Papa Bear, and then we'll put out to a vote between Austin and New York. First guy, probably. Well, dude, I gotta say this about Don. Straight up, Don. I'll have to listen to Don again, man.

Holy shit, what just happened? Dude, Cheddar Bob's trying to rap over here, bro. Don't Quaden Bales me, dude. Sorry, dude. Sorry. All right, bro. I'll let you finish. Dude, they were so good, they remixed my voice box, bro.

Let's do this. Eric, Eric, Eric. It was so weird. It was dope, though, man. Also, Austin, Lil Brow's our champ. We put him up a vote against Vicious, and he dominated. Dominated. 85% to 15%.

He took Vicious in, and Vicious was the guy with the shirt on, right? With the bass, too? Vicious was the guy who had the screen record, and he had the waveform around him. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm telling you, man. Lil Brow just has talent, son. All three of the guys got talent, man. The one guy, I love the fact that Don came in.

Which one was Don? Big boy? Don was the first guy. Okay. He was nice. I love that Don came in straight out of Louisiana. I love that Papa Bear came in, and we had made fun of his tattoo. You had.

You did, too, homeboy. I thought it was great. I thought it was good work too it was just i just had some questions all right carry on oh he has some questions that ended in exclamation points but no respect dude and he he submitted it to get ripped up but anyway he came back he like came back at us i thought that shit was fucking pretty gang that's like eminem eight mile yeah mom spaghetti no it's all great it's gonna be tough to beat fucking little brows especially with the remix the street mixtape he made for us i look man but our fans aside but i think it's the i love i

love papa bear i love everything he did that was fantastic i think it's the don and and little brows obviously let the fans decide also make sure you send me the the remix so i can walk up That was fantastic. I think it's Don and Little Browse, obviously. Let the fans decide. Also, make sure you send me the remix so I can walk up to it. I think we let the fans decide who is... All three? No, who should compete against Little Browse. Okay. Two votes.

Two votes. Or just at least one vote right now. I got to hear it again, man. I can't make a choice immediately. You want to hear it? Not right now. Oh've got to hear it again, man. I can't make a choice immediately. You want to hear it? Not right now. Oh, gotcha. I need to hear it later on.

I need to hear it when I'm by myself or something. When I've had a relaxing afternoon. Yeah, we've got time. We only do this every couple of weeks. So we'll listen to it in the meantime. Little Browse goes hard in the paint, dude. He's about to get a record. Also, their beat and their styles are so different, too.

Don had a beat that reminded me a little bit of, can you just put a sample of it up again? They each reminded me of a different kind of. King and the Sting fam. This shit is clean. Yeah. I think that's a strange thing to do, too. Culture, culture.

So you get points for that. It's Theo Vaughn and Brandon Schaub. For what? Just get up a little bit. Stranger Things. And the Sting. Yeah. Me?

I'm D.O.N. Look. D.O.N. Up and on his time. Thursday Woken, Cats is loaded. It's showtime, I'm knowing. Theo V and Brandon be awesome. It reminded me of Bubba Sparks a little bit.

You feel that at all a little bit? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm losing focus. If it ain't other stuff with muffins and it's pizza folding. If it ain't eating and it's beating, betters me to scolding. That's clean deposits, check his office, that's his geek that's floating. In the bus, slamper beacon for corrupt fans. I guess that's us, man.

Damn. Well, fuck it. It's gang, gang, buzz, buzz till I D-I-E. Don't be touching me, but keep touching me. Culture, culture, there's some vultures, peep the pedigree. A savage team of headbusters Derek twist and tree laughing in the MEC nigga fucking G chin got the recipe I said recipe Brendan thinking sesame Theo probably thinking mixing deco with his TRT Dude, he's hard. I think it's him and Lil' Browz. That's a clear winner, man. I love Papa Bear, but that's a winner.

That shit is clean, man. Lil' Browz and him, man. I think we throw up between Browz and Don. No, between Don and... Help me out, Nick, please. Papa Bear. Papa Bear. And let them decide, and then one of them goes up against Browz.

It's a waste of your time. It's just too much for me at once you can do it it's a waste of time I'm exhausted I really am bro me too

that shit was a lot of talent I was dancing a lot of talent man damn what else we got that does it for Rap Battle

let's go to that's a lot of work too man shout out to those all those that's a lot of work man what do y'all think Culture Corner let's get into it

what do you guys think yeah I'm gonna go with Don. Over, well, but over Papa Bear? What about Caterpillar? Little Brows? Little Brows. Caterpillar eyes. Oh, that's hard.

Right? I didn't see him. Canthony Davis, they call him. Don said it was a G and Papa Bear said I look like dead Luke Perry and I still like Papa Bear more wow that's a good point it just shows how lovable he is and here's a lady

is she gonna rap too? no we haven't had a female rapper man I love female rappers that shit's sexy really? I love it a girl can drop some fucking bars

like who? like Billie Eilish? is she legal? is she of age? yes she is of age. Yes, love her. I don't like Nicki Minaj. That's what I don't like.

Cardi B? Cardi B's okay. Oh, my God. How about Stallion? Megan Stallion, dude. Megan Stallion? Dude, she is a Stallion. I don't even listen to her music.

She's so fucking fun. I haven't heard her. You don't need to. You just gotta see her. I'm trying to think who else I've listened to that's a female rapper. Female rappers? There's a lesbian one named Young M.A. But I feel like she stole Bobby Shmurda's whole thing.

Do you remember that? Oh, is that what they were saying? Well, Bobby Shmurda's in murder. I always felt like that. In prison. And as soon as he went to jail, Young M.A. came out with all of his shit. Who else are female rappers? Oh, Tech N9ne.

Tech N9ne? No, no, he's not female. He's not female. He just has braids. Sorry. Mamma Mia was an old schooler. Tekashi 6ix9ine's a female. Tekashi 6ix9ine's a female.

Dude, we got a free Tekashi, dog. That dude was about to get killed somewhere. Oh, he's still gonna get killed. Bro, his colorful ass was hilarious, I thought. It was hilarious. I thought. It was hilarious. I thought he was funny, too.

Clowning everybody all the time. We got to bring him back, man. Oh, dude. Iggy Azalea can get it. I love her. She's so bad at rapping, though, dude. How dare you? How dare you?

The Brat. Trina. I know one Iggy song by heart. Which one? It's called Pussy. Her original. Damn, man. All right.

This is where Nick gets suspended for a week right here. How do you even know that by heart? Let me talk to human resources. Yeah, you're out about a week, dude. You want to hear it? I'm here. You know it by heart? Yeah. Spit it, dog. Pussy, pussy, Ig resources. Yeah, you're out about a week, dude. You want to hear it, I'm here. You know my heart?

Spit it, dog. Pussy, pussy, Iggy. Oh, no. Iggy, Iggy, pussy. Oh, shit. Make it a two-week suspension. Iggy, Iggy, pussy, Illy. Wetter than the Amazon tastes his kitty.

Silly Billy, poppin' pilly. Smoke him like a Swiss shit like this, Billy. Mold him, ah, soak him, em ah hook em like crack after shock ah that's all i got that's all i got i i i choked i choked hold on you know your bring up tc cheney goes oh jimmy got nervous chin goes oh Cheney turned into a grand man. Cheney, Nick's been waiting for that moment his entire life. He was like, did somebody say Iggy Azalea? Like, yeah, he's like, it's time.

I know a song. It's called Pussy. He had this shit ready to go He's like Iggy, Iggy, Iggy, Iggy, Iggy, Iggy And then he fucked up I thought he was getting electrocuted at the end of it I thought he was having a seizure

I was telling him to give him some fucking CBD oil Can we go to the video of the guy Can we go to the video of Nick rapping On that news thing that time Can we go to the video of Nick rapping? Can we do the rap on that news thing that time? Can we do the video of Nick rapping so hard? Why would he be that serious? He's like, hey, my favorite part is Nick is like, nah, I can't.

I can't. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Why did that happen today? Why did that happen? And Chin wants to leave so bad. I just look around and Chin goes, oh, no. That was hard. Chin's already left, oh, no. That was hard.

Chin's already left. That was hard. That was hard. Chin's soul left a long time ago. Oh, that was fantastic, Nick. God bless you, dude, for doing it. God tries rapping on news. You didn't choke, dude.

You did a pretty good job. I was proud of how far you got, man. I thought this would be a total nightmare. Oh, God. Rapping on news. Alabama rapper attempts to freestyle on live TV and free man. This would be a total nightmare. Rapping in news. Alabama rapper attempts to freestyle on live TV and freezes. On the link. First link.

You're going to do a spoken word for us now, right? Right. And tell us what we're about to hear. Just a freestyle. Okay. I'm just going to think it up. Freestyle. Let me sit back.

Go ahead, Marshall. Okay. Years ago, they tried to put me in the... This is a lie. Did you want to try to read something from your book? Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Oh, my God. Look at the first comment on that video, too. What is it? What's the person? You can't blame him. Not after what they tried to do to him years ago. Oh, my God. to do it to him years ago. He's just censoring out the bad

words. And then the next one is, years ago they tried to, your free trial is over. Please pay $10 to hear the full audio. You're good. Yeah, man.

Let me see it one more time. Let me see it one more time. Can you turn it up? You're going to do a spoken word for us now, right? Right. And tell us what we're about to hear. It's just a freestyle. Okay.

I'm just going to think it up. Freestyle. Let me sit back. Go ahead, Marshall. Okay. Years ago, they tried to put me in the... This is live. It looks better.

Do you want to try to read something from your book? Yeah. Okay. Oh, man. Oh, shit. That's so crazy. try to read something from your book yeah okay that's what i'm saying that's choking nick didn't choke that guy had a tough time there's one part where you part where we couldn't hear him, but he goes, this is live, huh? Dude, it reminds me of the first. Let's go to the culture corner. What do you guys think about some of this, man?

What do you think? What's happening? Oh, man. Will the audience be able to see that video, Nick? Yeah, yeah. That first comment got me. The first comment got me. What is he saying?

You can't blame him for not. You can't blame him not after what they tried to do to him years ago And what is that if that happens in your culture cat, what are you good? What do you got what happened? You gotta move to the next village over. We can't have that. You're out, dude. We can't have that. You can't be rabbit early in the movie. Just not... You gotta move to the next village over.

Fuck, dude. Oh, I'm sweating so bad. Are you? Oh, my God. Dude, your sweat... Your sweat smells like soup. Does it smell like minestrone? What are you sweating?

Some kind of bisque, huh? Some sort of au jus. That shit looks thick, bro. You guys trying to get a roast beef sandwich again at Jerry's? Yeah, dude. What's up? Let me just fucking dip a little bread in your forehead, bro. Fuck, man.

Why'd you bring that up? Yeah, that's... Nick remind me of it oh my god no nick came with the fire dude nick he came with that he was bouncing and everything nick texas mommy's like it's happening you'll do great you got got this, honey. Just remember. Stay calm. Winter's on Amazon. Wow, man.

Do you want me to sink some ink? Yeah, let's sink this girl's ink. Yeah, let's sink this girl. Let's sink her good because maybe she'll send in a rap video. Yeah, you're right. This is Claire. Hi, Theo. I'm Brendan.

My name's Claire. I'm from Wisconsin. I have some tattoos to show you for Sink My Ink. These are not them. So here are some of my arm. I have two lines there. Oh, it's the predator tattoo. And then a thin line on my wrist here.

It's supposed to be like a fancy glove that I'm always wearing. And the one here was just, I was just drunk and it's just two lines that my ex-boyfriend did who cheated on me. So, yep, those are there forever. And I'll show you this here on my knee. You gotta hear this. here in Miami. You're going to hear this. An igloo that I have a bunch of other girls have it too

who are my Eskimo sisters. We all have that same igloo there. So yeah, thank you guys. I love you guys. Gang gang, buzz buzz. Buzz buzz, girl. She a freak. She a freak.

There's nothing wrong with that. So her and her friends all hooked up with the same gentleman and they have the same tattoo? We have a few Eskimo brothers out there in the world. It's a tight fraternity. Is it? Yeah. Are you talking about Dana White?

I said a few. Oh, my bad. I said a few. Now, he might be the top polar bear in that motherfucker, but... Sorry, I've been on. I got to stay off the internet. Nick, obviously favoring this girl because she's out of Wisconsin. And I respect that.

But also, yeah, it seemed like she might have an alcohol problem. Yeah, I think she might have some sort of addiction issues. The other thing is, I don't know if she realized it. It's so ridiculous. I don't know if she realized it, though her uh her boyfriend was actually drawing the predator uh sign on her that's from predator oh when the predator would zoom in on you to kill you or when he would uh remember when um he was started laughing at the end he's all at the end of what home alone

you know what i'm talking about when it's going off i'm gonna give you a ton of 10 At the end of what? Home Alone? Tee, tee, tee, tee, tee. You know what I'm talking about? When it's going off, it's going tee, tee, tee. I'm going to give you a ton of 10 to get your ugly yellow. Don't get Keisha's off my property. One, two, 10. No, the Predator alien starts laughing like that when he's about to blow himself up. And then Arnold's running.

He's like, come on, do it. Kill me. Come on, do it. come on, do it. Kill me. Come on, do it. Come on, do it. Kill me now. Do it. And then Predator's like this. Deet, deet, deet.

No. No one was up. You just gave us the whole movie right now, bro. I'm interested. Predator? No Predator? I'm not watching it now. I don't remember that part.

That's her tattoo. When the numbers are counting down, that's what it is. So, yeah, you have the mark of the beast, basically, which also shows up in biblical lore. I think you want to look up mark of the beast, I think? Yeah, apparently he cheated on her, but also

I like her attitude. She's an Esmo fellow, Esmo sister. She's down. She let her man draw on her with a fucking tattoo gun. Yeah, that's pretty cool. That's true. You got a woman that's really down for you if they do that.

She seems great. Seems like a good time. What do tattoos mean in some of the different communities around the world, guys? Well, for Asians, I feel like it depends. Some, I think, look like you're a part of the triad, but you're not. And then there are others that just means that... I don't even know. I don't know what you should do.

I can't stop thinking about that. Do you have any tattoos, Chappelle? Yeah, all mine are punk rock tattoos. You have tattoos? Where are they at? I have all on my chest. I have Black Flag, Raw Power, Iggy Pop, Misf power iggy pop uh you have a i'm so i i did you say you have a black power tattoo black flag oh gotcha henry rollins man but then he did say power at

the side no raw power okay yeah raw power and what is that from uh like plant-based diet or what is it legit question oh it's a legit question yeah yeah raw power just like g-star Oh, it's a legit question. Yeah, yeah. Raw power. Wait, just like G-Star jeans? No, it's Iggy Pop and the Stooges. It's one of their albums. Oh, right on. That's cool. Oh, here's another guy who also went to prison then. It sounds like you went to prison in New Hampshire, dude.

That's what it sounds like based on your tattoos. You went to a friendly prison, huh? Yeah, dude, yeah. Yeah, it sounds like you went to prison. Went to a friendly prison. Pleasantville prison. This is Nathan from Ireland. Hey, Brendan. Hey, Theo. What's up?

I found this in some tattoos. So, here's got that chest on the side. Got this nice lady with a pirate. Got this pirate. Got the lighthouse

from 16 and this side you got more of the devil shit so you got the grim reaper you got that devil gear in the inside of that but the best one has to be this gang gang buzz buzz here's one I i love that monster tattoo that that she devil had some

tits on her huh the what that she devil tattoo had some tits that was the best work the the the pirate got a little dicey the pirate the pirate he gets a little dicey in the color it seemed like a variety of artists as well that this gentleman had really, you know, kind of accentuate his body Yeah, look at the tits on the red devil there. That's good. Oh, is that a tit? Yeah. Yeah, that's a titty That's a kneecap, isn't it? That's his elbow. That's her tip. Yeah, that's why he put it there. So it looks bigger when he goes like this I like that. That's smart. Yeah Smart, I'm just gonna go one

Yeah, but it's the devil we don't know what the other side looks like Yeah, I could see the He's only got one. Yeah, but it's the devil. We don't know what the other side looks like. Yeah. I can see the devil showing up with one tit. I'd be like, oh, I knew it. His chest looks a little, like, it wasn't that well filed. Well, we got to sink this dude's ink, man. First of all, with this much ink, bro, you probably, you also have, should have a Hep C tattoo on you. Yeah, you should definitely get tested over there.

Also, a lot of these tattoos, I feel like you drank gallons of Guinness and then decided to get that thing on your chest. That thing on your chest is also a very prison-ish tattoo. Yeah, and there's sirens. Like a friendly prison tattoo. Yeah. Yeah, man. You got a lot of stuff going on, too, dude. Also, make up your mind.

The devil. You got the beach. You got the lighthouse. You got your whole... You got Johnny Depp. Yeah on too, dude. Also make up your mind. The devil. You got the beach. You got the lighthouse. You got your whole. You got Johnny Depp. Yeah, you got Johnny Depp there. Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah.

I think you got a lot of. I think that parrot looks like shit. Can we go back to the parrot? Brandon just. We're supposed to sink his ink. And here's the other thing. That's me. First of all all it looks like

me if you look at that one that definitely looks like you i don't know is it i don't know what that is when that foam finger at the when you're at the game oh okay he's probably a sock game has the tooth below oh yeah that's cool uh scroll up to that shit parrot oh that pair does look older looks like it's older than some of the other parrots. Ooh, that chick is hot with that bird, though. What do you call that? A brassiere? Yeah, man, with them front tits.

Or that's just a really shitty Johnny Depp tattoo. Can't tell. Ooh, that shit is fire. That shit's dope. Damn. A little sexy devil. That's good work. This is the same guy?

Yeah. Oh, damn. He went on the head. Wow. Shit. Got that Mardi Gras mask on the back. I love that. Happy Mardi Gras.

Today is Mardi Gras. Is it Mardi Gras? Fat Tuesday. Oh, shit. Fat Tuesday, dude. Can't believe you didn't know that. Get your tits out. Can't believe you don't get a reminder with any holiday that has fat in it. Yeah. Sorry, dude. Can't believe you didn't know that. Can't believe you don't get a reminder with any holiday that has

fat in it. Sorry, bro. No, it's fine, man. I'm just joking. I'm going to toss you some beads so you can get your tits out for us, dude. My tits are on my butt. Either or.

Leave me alone, dude. I got 11 D's on my butt. These are the biggest tits. I should get my nipples moved to my butt. This guy, look, man, I don't even know where to start, man. You got flowers on the head. You got a butterfly on the back of your neck. You got the Forrest Gump haircut.

There's a lot going on. You're like a damn museum, dude. You look like a little bit of a museum, you know? All i know is that parrot's some bullshit yeah the rest of it's good work yeah i like the uh i like a lot of that i like you gotta be careful with the lighthouse though man we told you papa bear came in had that dick on his arm bro his father died at a lighthouse when he was 16 his did yeah no he said he's a big fan of shutter island he did oh my bad man i thought i heard him say man no well i hope your dad's still alive but if he isn't then i miss him too um here's the first debate club from another familiar face this is our boy jay

oh dude he has an instagram now oh he does he does is it blown up i'm gonna say right now it is j-r-o-d-d-E-K-A-T-S. Wow. And we'll share it on the cat's Instagram. Follow him now. I still think he's a criminal. He's always on the run. He's got a panty on his head.

And he is submitted via the hashtag debate club, which everybody should do. So. Okay. Debate club. Game's done. It's your boy, Melatonin! Melatonin! Oh, we're winning the fight!

Bravo! Oh, John Wick! Bravo, John Wick! Let the debate begin! Hey, that's Mama! Bravo, John Wick. Let the defense begin. Hey, that's my line. What the fuck is going on? Did he say that's my dad?

He said the guy's name is Melatonin. He's a superhero. Don't you pay attention to the movie? That was crazy. Yeah, it was. It was really good. It was better than some of the tattoos we've seen today. By far.

Here's the thing, man. He's like, that's his dad. You gotta respect that. I love that. What is his dad dressed up as? Look at the leather fucking vest. he's dressed up as my mom so my mom doesn't have that mustache mustache but some moms do though some moms do though you know sometimes they catch my mom in the right light like all right you got a mustache dude i fell in love with a girl one time she she had whiskers all over. I said, you got to go get your whiskers down.

Got to take a clip of that chick. First and foremost. Get that fucking goatee, bitch. You have a mirror that doesn't see your hair. You got to whisk her down a little. Yeah, you think she's this dime piece and you're getting your convertible and the sun hits just right. And they say, you know, she looks like Hulk Hogan. Yeah.

I guess, man. Yeah, you never know. Or with you, it might just be Hulk Hogan. It's Terry. Yeah, you're right. What was this woman asking about? John Wick or Rambo, who would win in a fight. Dude, John Wick.

Fucking relax, bro. Didn't his whole fucking revenge revenge tour start somebody killed his dog it has some real darkness man yeah i know in some areas dog have a lot more there's a lot more of a bounty on their head you know i grew up in the area a lot of dogs died yeah you know we would go pull dogs up the highway and bury them all the time when i was growing up doing the lord's work man yeah burying them do you think all dogs go to heaven growing up. Doing the Lord's work, man. Yeah, burying them. Do you think all dogs go to heaven?

No. No, right? Ridiculous. Some of these bitches stay down here. And some even go lower. Yeah, dude. Some of those little ones. Those chihuahuas? All chihuahuas go to hell. We saw one dressed up the other day. Somebody dressed it up. It looked kind of just like Nicki Minaj.

Yeah, some of those little ones, man. Here's my thing. If a frisbee will kill it, it's not a dog. That's fair. Easy litmus test. Fair. Throw a Frisbee. Hits it in the mouth. Dog doesn't live.

Not a dog. Not a dog. Yeah. Not a dog. It's our standard for dogs here, dude. I think it's fair. I think it's legit fair. Yeah.

Yeah. But I think that this man's dad is having a tough time and i've never seen john wick i've never actually seen him either someone i think my brother told me the plot i'm like hold on uh i love keanu but dog dies and he goes on a revenge tour i'm out yeah i'm out yeah marley and me i think was it's kind of sounds like a ripoff of marley and me or me myself and marley or whatever that is. Is Harrison Ford the new? Is that Wix 7 with Harrison Ford with the dog?

Westbound, I think. Speaking of Wix, man, shout out to that candle company. What's the candle company that sends us candles all the time? I don't know. He's out of Boulder, though. Joey P. Monte Yeah Is his name

I think it's Hangover Candle Company Oh that's right Hangover Candle Company Just wanted to give him a shout out They always send nice stuff Yeah they always send Beautiful candles

Beautiful candles Here's the other thing About Stallone When he's doing Rambo He's on so much steroids Yeah He's on so much roids And then he flies to Vietnam

And hurts all these Innocent people And he just has a knife and then comes back in part two and then makes a part three he's 75 years old and makes a part three he goes back to vietnam even though there's no war going on just start slaughtering people well let's ask kat let's get you guys this out of the story what is y'all side of the story when it comes to rambo or just vietnam in general well let's start with rainbow but yeah yeah you're right yeah you know I'm yeah good call because we have our opinion yeah well yeah y'all did it yeah yeah I think my family's a little different of a situation my grandpa actually fought with the Americans and

then once the Americans pulled out he was uh taken to prison as a prisoner of war for fighting with Americans no way I didn't know this story was gonna go that way so we're very is there a movie about him yet uh no not yet i feel like there should be that's so crazy there's not a movie about this no isn't that dunkirk no dunkirk is a bunch of usually told about like british people that couldn't catch a ferry i think basically honestly i think you're right it's never told from like the other perspective it's always like the white dude coming in and what did they do to your uh was your grandpa or your dad my grandpa what'd they do to your grandpa uh he was in jail for a couple years and

then eventually they just let him go once we want yeah i guess do you think if he would have been a white guy they would have let him go or no do you think it had anything to do that he was a vietnamese or no i don't think they would let him go if he was white. Just out of principle. Yeah. But people are like, yeah, I don't know. I wish I just knew more. About Vietnam?

Just everything. My life story, brother. Overall. Welcome. So Rambo, when you guys' culture, it's not a hero or it's just kind of like a guy that's bothering everyone? I think he's more of a villain, correct? Yeah, I guess a villain or just a weird white guy who just keeps coming back even though we're not fighting anymore. Yeah.

Yes, it's almost like one of those door-to-door sales and those people selling those magazines, but his magazines have bullets in them. Or a Jehovah's Witness. Yeah. Can't get rid of them. Them J-dubs, boy. But he keeps pushing it on you know it's kind of

like scientology dude i had a joe's witness come in one time when i was living in tucson and played video games with me for like three hours bro did you buy the books huh do you buy the books oh i didn't buy anything he gave me this picture of a tiger and then uh and that was it it's a good day really it was chill are you still friends this day nope what else you got nick that's it that does it i feel like we get caught on one thing and we we wasted a half an hour laughing at the guy trying to rap i do i couldn't stop crying me too my insides are done we'll put a link to the video in the top of the youtube jim what do you have to say man any you have you have any thoughts? Jim's been so quiet today, man. Very quiet today.

I've talked all the time. This is good. Ever since you got a girlfriend, you've been so quiet. Ever since we made fun of his ass. Did you fart in here? Nuh-uh. It could be this jacket.

It's probably that jacket. I think somebody put a fart in this jacket at the store. And then you bought it, huh? My God, it is a gift. It looks like a stinky jacket. Oh, wait. I did spill something on it. I think I spilled a bunch of soy sauce down one of the sleeves.

Just remember that. I mean, that's what it was. What did we miss, Jim? Ever since the thing happened, you got a girlfriend, you've been real quiet. I don't think so. Yeah, it is. Ever since Tinder happened. Ever since Tinder happened.

Yeah, ever since you got drunk and admitted that you liked them fluffy white chest uppers. Them fluffy white chest tonsils. You've been real silent since then, dude. Ever since you realized you really fucked up by not seeing fucking Carl's tits. Everybody loved them, though, right? Everyone here loved them. I loved his tits. Not as much as you.

Not as much as you did, though. Not as much as a drink on the side of the street for him. I would have downed seven bottles of fucking sake to see him. The longer you stay, the more you get to enjoy it. And the jiggles. You felt like you dropped the ball on that maybe a little chin? Maybe on purpose. Maybe.

But I got to enjoy for as long as I did. Two and a half hours or was it that's a long time have we heard from her since is she okay I'm sure she's alright she's doing fine

she had her shit together dude she did she had her shit together is she okay she was way better once she wasn't associated with us anymore

yeah I think she's doing better now she's probably in a better mental space she's probably got a bunch of creeps trying to see her tits man Nick's almost forgetting

that he just that he did iggy's pussy verse two here we go no what if you crazy i knew verse two and just crushed it that'd be so good man i wish i knew more classic king of the sting fucking moment he was ready for that he's been waiting his whole life for that, man. He went in. I respect it, bro. I respect it, man.

Shout out to Nick, dude. You got any dates coming up, dog? Yep. I'm going to be in Maui, Hawaii on March 7th. And I'm going to be at the Ryman in Nashville on April 17th. Where are you at in Maui? What place? A place called

the Castle Theater. It's at the MAC. It's made out of sand. I hope it is. It'd be great in there. That'd be so sick, wouldn't it? Wouldn't it?

A sand castle? Yeah. I wish I did construction. Me too. Yeah, I'm with you, dude. I'm in Tacoma this weekend, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. We're in a gingerbread house. Wouldn't that'm with you, dude. I'm in Tacoma this weekend, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. We're in a gingerbread house.

Wouldn't that be cool? I wish. What if we sold real gingerbread houses to people? Come on in. Come on in. Yeah. Check out the second bedroom. Have a bite.

When you leave, make sure you eat what you leave. Yeah. Sick. Bring your own icing. Yeah. Oh, you get locked in the closet? Chew your way out. Chew your way out, man.

I won't say nothing. We'll just bake another door. Yeah, no, there's no gingerbread house in Tacoma, I don't think. But I'm there Thursday, Friday, Saturday. And then New Orleans, Detroit, Toronto, Minneapolis, Atlanta, all in March. One night only theater run. And we're about to announce Austin, Texas, March 19th. Dude, you got to meet up with Don down there from New Orleans.

He's going to see you March 14th. Maybe I should have Don fucking bring me on stage and rap. That'd be a good idea, huh? Oh, it would be sick. That'd be sick. Don, DM me, dog. Or also just play a song at the beginning. I'd be so nervous, probably.

Maybe he won't be. Maybe he's a professional. Oh, no. He can rap. Just fucking Nick can rap. Look at that. I'd be so nervous, probably. Maybe he won't be. Maybe he's a professional. Oh, no. You can rap. Just fucking Nick can rap. Look at that. Might have Nick open up for me. Fucking rap me on stage.

He went hard in the paint. Dude, he went so hard. Chappelle, you have dates, brother? We don't ask you last time. Just some local stuff. Where am I? The Laugh Factory. All right.

Yeah. You know what it is. Well, you might be on the road with me, too. Oh, yeah. Awesome. Chappelle might be coming with me. Oh, fun, man. Party, party. Good to see you guys, man. be on the road with me, too. Oh, yeah. Austin Chappelle might be coming with me. Oh, fun, man. Party, party.

Good to see you guys, man. Yeah, thank you guys. Thank Coach Corner, Nick. Oh, you guys make me laugh so hard. Brennan, gang, gang, bro. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz.