The Golden Hour - Episode 59: "Years Ago They Tried To.."

Episode Date: March 13, 2020

The guys talk Nikka Whiskey, Waterboarding, St. Paddy's Day, Danica Patrick vs Dan Patrick, McGruff The Crime Dog vs Smokey Bear, All New Rap Battles, Love Is Blind, O-Town, Culture Corner Ink and much more!1. ButcherBox - https://butcherbox.com/kats promo code: KATS2. Liquid IV - https://liqidiv.com/ code: KATS3. Athletic Greens - https://athletic greens.com/katsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

back off my broccolini get your life together don't touch me bro i'm not touching you dude you think waterboarding would hurt that much i've always wanted to get it done to me uh i've talked about how i want tim k to do it to me and then i was in austin like a year ago and he texted me goes send address i did not send the address i was scared because he does you know he does it like that's really what he does he sent me a picture of him in a van and his boys was like wow i hid would you do it i would do it for like an afternoon or something i don't think i would do like a couple of i wouldn't do like a retreat i don't want to do it before I would do it for like an afternoon or something. I don't think I would do like a couple of, I wouldn't do like a retreat. I don't want to do it before a show.

I don't want to be scared. Or it might wake you up. I think they just drip water on you. What do they do, Chin? Do you know? They put a towel over your face. Towel over your face and then they just constant, constant flow of water. So it's the closest you can come to drowning without drowning.

Really? Yeah, because the towel can make you shut your mouth. It makes you panic because you can't breathe. Yeah, Yeah, because the towel makes it shut your mouth. It makes you panic because you can't breathe. Yeah, you can't breathe. Your nose, your mouth. And it's just relentless. Yeah.

But you can't die, right? I don't know. You could probably die. What are y'all talking about? Have you ever heard of waterboarding? No. God damn.

Have you ever seen Zero Dark Thirty? No. What's that? Have you ever seen Blackfish? Did they do that in Blackfish? Yeah, they kept doing it to the fish, I guess. Damn.

I know, dude. Clocking their fucking blowholes. Dude, you look like a straight-up slumberjack today, dude. You look like somebody that's supposed to go to work and just goes and sleeps in the woods. Yeah, that's what you look like. Thanks, dog. I think that's good. Thanks, bro. yeah thanks dog i think that's good yeah bro do you look like a freaking you look like a regional manner for volk regional manager nope hey this is your joke bye he fumbled the words bye

sorry see you later that was your joke dude that was your joke dude what are you wearing what are you talking about the gayest cowboy in the west what is that dude this is western style brendan you look like you you look like you're gonna go to rehab for fucking mike hards lemonade and i told him i don't want anymore it's still lemonade yeah i heard if you drink a thousand you get to meet Mike. Dude, do you know anyone who drinks Mike Hart's lemonade? Have you ever met a buddy who's like, dude, I'm just dying for one of those Mike Harts?

Ever? Bro, you look like that black girl in the last episode who got busted going back to school right now. That's who you look like. Are you talking about Booger McFarlane? Yeah, yeah. Bro, you look just like that lady.

Like you're trying to be in 11th grade. That makes Theo Joe Tessitore. That's right. What is it? Booger McFarlane and Joe Tessitore are the Monday night announcers. Are they leaving Booger McFarlane as the announcer? People can't stand him. People can't stand him because he makes comments like this.

The fucking Patriots be up 17 and go, what the Patriots need to do is continue playing ball if they want to get done with this game. Just like random, like, boy, these boys are sweating, if you ask me. It's like, all right, dude, well, he's just bad at it. He's bad. He's LSU Tiger, though. Did he went to LSU, man?

That's one thing, bro. He doesn't get the pass with me, though. I don't give a fuck. Damn. Your boy Joe Burrow, though, ball he want to tell us you, man? That's one thing, bro. Doesn't get the pass with me, though. You don't give a fuck. Damn. Your boy Joe Burrow, though, balling. I know. When I say balling, I mean not doing anything. When's the draft coming up?

The draft is April. You know what? Because the combine's right now, and your boy Joe Burrow's like, nah, I'm not doing that. Yeah, I wouldn't do it. No, me neither. His whole season with the combine. It can only hurt you. Yeah.

Bro, you know what's coming up is St. Patrick's Day. Oh, and you know what's after St. Patty's Day? My birthday. My birthday. Yeah, there we go. Oh, oh, oh, 37. Oh, oh, oh. And you know what's after your birthday dude

My birthday Yeah Pisces Pisces bros Your birthday is the 19th What's yours 18th 18th Pisces brothers

Start a show Swimming in the world Just ate a ton of poke Just a couple Pisces boys Hopped up on fish Swimming through the universe Where my bitches Where my

Where's my house Pussy put No I'm just kidding They just waved their arms And he jumped back in Dude, when I tell you He has all the lyrics Staple to the wall right now

He's like, are you guys singing? Chin's like, pussy, pussy Dude, I'm telling you I could not I couldn't That weekend that happened Was it two weeks ago? Three weeks ago?

I could not I'd just be randomly Driving to Uber Laughing to myself Laughing Dude, that guy that guy years ago years and then you and i would text each other just randomly years ago i text you back is this live i think people are years ago they tried it yeah nobody even knew what i was talking about dude i think i said it on stage a couple times uh a couple weeks ago. That's the hardest I've ever laughed, man.

Dude. I couldn't stop laughing. Are y'all celebrating St. Patrick's or what, man? Quit trying to bypass what I'm talking about. Yeah, you're right, dog. It's my. Are you doing anything for your B-Day? What should we do for our B-Days, dude?

I don't know. Dude, St. Patrick's is before our birthdays, man. I know. It kind of steals our shine, doesn't it? We just can't jump over a whole nation of people, the Irish. Well, they don't celebrate St. Patrick's Day, but that's fine. They make fun of the way we celebrate it. You know who St. Patrick was?

Who was it? Nick? He ran all the snakes out of Ireland. Yeah. Boom. Yeah. So fuck St. Patrick's Day. Thank God.

Yeah, thank God. Can you imagine being completely wasted and there being a bunch of snakes around? Dude, you imagine drinking a barrel of Guinness and then a cobra bite your dick thank saint patrick dude you know how to spell saint patty's that's always controversy around this time oh uh p-a-d-d-y-s huh that's right p-a-d-d-y-s yeah like like patty like uh patty the fighter remember yeah we met him in uh ireland yeah patty hoolahan awesome guy that's the only reason I know how to spell it P ad party party and what do you got it don't you know Oh Bobby oh Bobby get in my belly there's also

Patty Pimblitt another petty pair of Irish you have second her writer and there's a paddy wagon too if you have to get irish people and they don't want to go with you well that's just uber and iowa um but uh are you gonna do anything for your b-day dude this kind of make me sad yeah you since i was a kid wait am i in this past weekend what am i doing yeah dude welcome to this past weekend today's episode is brought to you by Greylock Pizza. It's brought to you by Brennan's birthday, and he's sad. Yeah, birthdays never live up to hype. Or someone forgets it, like my dad forgot it last year.

That's whatever. Well, let's talk about St. Patrick's Day, dude. So what do you guys do in the culture corner for St. Patrick's Day? I want to get what do y'all do. Do you guys drink green beer? I'm sober. Same here. No, you're not sober not sober dad don't jump on his train he has problems he'll be fine he's an adult yeah you're fine the only time i feel like i drink is when i'm out with you and the guys though that's it

like i don't really drink in my personal life your boy drinks hard. You got any meetings for me? But what, do you guys celebrate St. Patrick's Day? Does it cross over to Asian culture or no? Not for me. Wow. Chin, will you slurp down some green sake or what? You know, I drink every day,

so that's not going to change. But yeah, I'll definitely try to get Some green beer with friends Chin you know what I've been really into Is Japanese whiskey It's my new kick And this company

Is sending me A bunch of bottles Bring it over Oh really Bring it to the studio I got into it Because of Jay too His brother

Yeah my brother Got me into it It's called Whiskey Be careful the way You say it It's called Nika

What'd you say N-I's called nikka. What did you say? N-I-K-K-A. Nikka. Well. Look it up, Nick, before I get in trouble, before I lose every job I've ever had. Nikka. N-I-K-K-A. Nikka coffee whiskey.

To your defense, there's aorean word that sounds exactly like that too niga means like well that's me oh niga yeah oh nega means me niga means you oh okay i'm just talking about nika whiskey and the when the commercial goes oh yeah whoa dude i'm not this racist bro dude it's a whiskey i'm not that's a well i'll tell you this quickly i'm not ordering it ever oh no i just go is that uh is that that japanese whiskey though which one come on you know which one man you know come on that one dude you know especially it's a black uh bartender like i'll just you know i'll take that i'll just take uh james over here that's crazy like say what you know what do we show you because you're pointing over here i'm

like i'll take but what about in the urban community they celebrate saint patrick's day it seems like it huh yeah i think so mean, I can't recall ever celebrating. I mean, black people in Arizona do. Yeah. You know how I'm celebrating it? Austin, Texas, dude. That's where you're going to be? Yep.

All weekend. Thursday, Friday, Saturday for my B-Day. Damn. Oh, you're going to work it on your birthday? Yeah. That's why I like to bring in holidays. I don't know what I'm going to do. I don't know.

I'm worried about St. Patrick's Day right now. Yeah, you're stuck on St. Patrick's Day. Because it's coming before. But I just jump over it because I'm looking forward to my birthday. Yeah. If that's how you – I'm not that kind of guy. Well, let's say we have to look forward to your birthday. Is there something you want to do for your birthday?

Probably not. Can I get you some shoes for your birthday? Can I get an ice cream cake? I have sandals on. I know. I know. I'm asking if I can do you a favor and give you a gift and give you some cool shoes. Yeah, I'll take some.

Can I get you some swag? Will you wear them, though? Yeah. Size 10? 10. It's the most popular size, so it's going to cost Daddy some money. But you've earned it. Strong 10.

You've earned it. You've earned it. It's a strong 10. What else is going on, man? We're still alive from Corona, nobody. Told you. Told you, guys. Told ya. Told you guys. Nothing to worry about.

Chin's brother sent him a fucking text going, dude, did you stock up on spam and sake? Yeah, that's what I want when the world's fucking breaking down. Spam, yeah. He did message me, though, to get plenty of water. Spam and sake. That's what I'm saying, bro. Shit your pants.

Dude, there's a download information system out there that we're not on, Brendan. You don't know what's going on, dude. Chin's brother drives a Godzilla car. Does anyone know what a Godzilla is? What's that? For three, two, one, too late. Godzilla? It's a fighter.

It's a Nissan GTR. Godzilla! I used to play that game where you would make a sound and have people guess if it was Japanese or not. Like, yeah! Is it a word? Oh, that's fun. And see if it's a word in Japanese, you know? Oh, yeah!

Oh, no. No, no, dude. Bro, you've had too much of Jocko's magic raising potion. But he's on this word. I know. Yeah, bro. Dude, it's not. It's N He's on this word. I know. Yeah, bro. Dude, it's not. It's N-I-K-K-A.

Yeah, dude. Japanese whiskey, my favorite. I don't hear the K when you say it. Last time, I didn't hear the K. Really? No. I did not hear the K the last time around. You better spell it out, man.

Hey, Nick, I want you to do me a favor so I don't lose all my jobs. Hey, quit saying Nick like that. I know. Oh, man. Quit saying Nick like that. I know. Oh, man. Quit saying Nick. Make sure you put it at the bottom in subtext. N-I-K-K-A, dude. It's popping up right now.

There you go. I can't see my favorite whiskey. Okay, there are several companies producing whiskey in Japan, but the two best known and most widely available are Suntory and Nikka. Both of these produce blended as well as single malt whiskeys and blended malt whiskeys. Oh, Suntory!

There you go. You just shout it. Much better. Let's get into this episode, dude, before... Before I lose my job. Dude, do you want anything for your birthday, though? Besides shoes? Yeah, let me think about it, man.

Oh, yeah, I would probably like something. I'm probably going to get an ice cream cake. Oh, dude, that's what I like. Yeah? I like ice cream. I also like cakes from uh suzy's suzy pies you ever had those suzy's cupcakes right yeah but you can get a cookie that they they put uh icing all over oh mrs fields too would do it you spell your name on and shit i like those cookies from the mall that you get your name written on that's mrs fields. Fields bro those are good Mrs. Fields cookie cakes forever so good she's been cooking it

for the best dude we used to go to the roller rink for our birthdays when I was young me too dude and then you see the hot girl

but you'd fall yeah so embarrassing that shit would hurt I'd always be like I'll be out there in a minute and I would never

go skate dude see I would skate but then if it got a little too intense I was trying to show off I'd always climb to the wall and then just scoot on the wall.

What's up, girl? Yeah, I'm going to get off. I'm getting out there. I've rolled my ankle. Do you do anything for your birthday? Do I? Yeah. Man, what was the last thing I did for my birthday?

When is your birthday? January 23rd. What did I do? Your birthday was recent. Yeah. Look at Brennan suddenly trying to care about black culture over here. You notice this part of him? Oh, come on.

Jesus Christ, dude. He's just leaning in, talking to me. How are you? Yeah, man. Oh, come on, dude. Hey, dude. Text your boy David Dukes. See what he thinks.

What's your birthday? What's your birthday, Chappelle? Tell me a little bit more about it. Hey, can you text your best friend David Dukes if Mika Whiskey's racist? Oh, suddenly you're pronouncing the K a little stronger, huh? Dude, if David Dukes...

We're not friends, dude. We used to go to the gym. You text each other. We used to go to the gym. I do not have a number, and I don't think he has a cell phone either. Probably for the best. Probably for the best, yeah. Did you drink for your birthday, Kat? It's usually preparation for July 4th, because my birthday is the day right before. The worst.

It's like having your birthday before Christmas. Nobody cares. Day after Christmas right here. Even worse. Now the high is gone. Everyone's tired. Yeah, just a bunch of wrapping paper. I forgot how old I am.

No one celebrates it. The oldest thing here. Chin's the oldest. I am the oldest, right? You're, what are you, 47? 42. I'm second, then I'll be 40. Big 4-0, dude. Back nine.

What do you mean, back nine? People could live forever, dude. Have you seen Joe Rogan's? Have you seen the raccoons outside of his house? One of them called me the other day. That's a good point. That's a good point. One of them emailed me the other day. They started their own podcast.

Red Band's producing. Yeah, and they're also thinking about getting a poke truck. Yeah. Dude, who brought us poke? Who was that? Let's give a shout out to those guys. What was their company called? Kalohe Boys.

Kalohe Boys. The Kalohe Boys. Kalohe Boys. Mahalo. Mahalo. Mahalo. Kalohe. That stuff was good.

Amazing. Delicious. You're headed to Hawaii, dude. You're gonna be stuffed full of poke. Just got back. Oh! Oh! Dude, what are you doing for St. Patrick's Day?

What are you doing for St. Patrick's Day? What are you doing for St. Patrick's Day, bro? What? What are you doing for St. Patrick's Day? Do you think Danica Patrick celebrates St. Patrick's Day and kind of thinks it's her thing? Do you think Dan Patrick thinks it's his national holiday? Dude, they should have a Dan and Dana off and only one of them lives. Yeah.

That'd be cool. Who do you think would win that? Dan Patrick versus Dana Patrick? Dana Patrick is a beast, dude. Yeah. Beast. She's a little fiery. What's his name?

Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers. So. You know, she's a little spark plug. Get it? She also, she retired though, yeah? Yeah, I mean, she retired. But also, you know, but also.

Yeah, she kind of. They were going to win though, you know? Yeah, it's like. Yeah, I also retired. What? She won the, I think she won one time. I think she won one of like the box, soapbox card thing. Yeah, she won. I don't won one time. I think she won one of the soapbox car thing. Yeah, she won something. I don't watch NASCAR.

I don't watch NASCAR. She won a Peloton event. She won the Japan 300, her 50th IndyCar Series race in April 20, 2008. There you go. That was the only one she won? Yeah. Everybody else must have been high. Did you say 2008?

Yeah. Or also driving inapan has got to be hit or miss no they drift in japan they do oh yeah they're not trying to stay on the track they're drifting around dude well drinking nika and he doesn't stop saying it with a k dude and he doesn't stop saying it, man. God, it's hurting me. Yeah, I don't know how I feel right now. Really? Oh, man.

Unbelievable. Swing low, sweet chariot. Tremble to carry me home. Pretty excited for our birthdays, dude. Are you? Dude, your boy here just eats meat. You don't want to know how my casserole turned out? No, because I'm only interested in good quality meats.

Your boy's carnivore. I had beef meat. You had beef? Yeah. Where did you get it? I had beef meat, huh? From my friend. I told you.

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Huh? Like a C-T-E-Rex. Yeah. That's awesome. Come on, do it. Come on, do it now. Kill me. That's Arnold T-Rex.

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Let's get into this episode, dude. Should we get in some cat's rap battle? It's back? How? How did they come back so quick? That was weeks ago. Weeks ago.

Weeks ago. Weeks ago they tried to... Weeks ago they tried to.... Weeks ago they tried to. Weeks ago they tried to. And he goes, this is live? She goes, yeah. She goes, mm-hmm. He goes, you want to read from your book?

Speaking of, before we get into contenders, we thought we had our first female rapper. She sent this in on Twitter. And let's give it a listen. And we're here with Michelle Meehan, a spoken word poet. And what are you going to do for us today, Michelle? I'm going to freestyle. Just a little something off the top of my head. All right.

Well, let me sit back then. Go ahead, Michelle. Go ahead, Michelle. Here, go. Try me. Years ago, they tried to put me in the... That's not it. You want to just read something from your book? Yes. She doesn't read for it. you want to just read something from your book you never read the book he is a guy what he's up to now yeah what happened after that what the fault what's his vH1 behind the music? It'll happen soon, man.

What do we have, Nick and Chin? What do we got, guys? Well, so last week we had Don versus Papa Bear. And in the first round, Don beat Papa Bear like 77-23. Told you. And then Little Brows retained his crown against Don 71-29%. I walked out to Little Brows in the crowd, I go, wild, dude. It's like a Girls Gone Wild beat-up with all dudes.

Yeah. Dudes Gone Wild. I play that Little Brows, it's Dudes Gone Wild in my crowd, dude. It's fantastic. That's beautiful, man. It's nice to see a bunch of young men enjoying themselves. Yeah, everyone's just there, positive attitudes, shirts off. What's this?

So we got two new contenders this week to face little brows and uh the videos just keep getting more and more produced uh this first one is from a rock a r a a r a r a d is his name and his uh artist name is Ahys. A-H-Y-E-S. And this is dedicated to one of the greatest human beings and souls I've ever known, my biggest supporter, my best friend, Ryan Charlie. R-I-P. That's what it says.

Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Ah, yes. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. King of the state. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. the stink Gang gang, boss boss Shoutouts to Meg Ryan and Aaron Hernandez You know how to man Much love to the king of the stink

The rat king is the king of the stink The king of the stink Brandon you look like the king of the twinks Shoutouts to CTE Cause stinking is not really his thing Always guzzling empty cans of invisible drinks Theo looks like the type of guy to wash his dick in the sink.

I'm joking, y'all. Killing it from the jump. My niece and nephew love you, so go ahead and punk this punk. Many podcasts out there, but what divides is talent. That's the higher than Derek. High advantage. Y'all been lapping these light and average comedians like that bird-looking D'Elia, the

ex-fight fighter guy and that child of brian callen oh wait wait wait wait my bad x fighter brennan shop fuck man i apologize let me switch it up y'all need to fly me out as ass I wanna hear about your problems and relate with that Go home and masturbate to that ass I'm just joking my bad I'm not joking, I'm bad Gang gang, boss boss Gang gang, Bust Gang Gang

Bust Bust Gang Gang Bust Bust Gang Gang Bust Bust Gang Gang Bust Bust Gang Gang

Bust Bust Gang Gang Bust Bust Love it. That was dope. Gang, bro. That was really dope. Ah, yes, music.

Mikey Bingo Beats. That was fun. It was good, man. That's a good vibe. That was fun for sure. Yeah. Definitely different than the rest. It's a good vibe, yeah.

That one you could put the top down, get the tits out. Yeah, I definitely like that beat. It kind of has that Moroccan sort of beat. I could rock to that. Moroccan, I said, man. Pop a couple of Coronas. Get jean shorts out. Rollerblades.

A Mike's Hard. Yeah, a couple of Mike's Hards. Maybe a Zima every now and then. Oh, I thought you said Mike's Hard all of a sudden. Who's Mike? That's our next rapper. No, this is Johnny C. Oh, Johnny C, boy.

Let me ask from Georgia. All right, y'all. Before I begin, let me just say this. Fuck Lil' Brows. Why don't I be rapping. Let me show you what a real rap sounds like, just so y'all have some context here. It's the king in the sting with J. Crot on the beat. Thickness and sickness by Sharp CBD.

While Theo's tattooed hamsters and ecstasy slip the road into a few. Now Sharp's okay to mean. Theo checked himself for pornography. I swear to God, cat, if I don't see your feet. I'm crashing into an embankment in New Orleans. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz, sting, sting. Culture, culture, about to drop another for you. Bring chins, volunteer again.

That's a text to the big brown bag and bills. Cold ass checkers fill a little brow. Get a wax, call me the super villain. I was born in the dark as y'all was faking it. I stay on the road rules. You should do the same. I gave you a lane. Now stay in it.

Before I call in the kids to talk history again. We roasting hosts, flaunting aunts, busting aunts, now stay in it. Before a call and the kids talk history again. We roastin' hoes, flauntin' aunts, bustin' unks, and clownin' cars. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz, gang, gang, buzz, buzz. We roastin' hoes, flauntin' unks, bustin' unks, and clownin' cars. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz, gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Dio lookin' like he got some facts on some alligators. Brennan lookin' like he got a pocket full of now and later snacks. Munch, munch, baby.

Brennan looking like a middle school lunch lady. While Dio born, sings a song. While his two older roommates get it on. Trin's got a girl, but it won't be long before he hides another body and carries on. Got two goddamn thighs and an NDA sign, so you know she's down to ride. Now it's my time to shine. Lil' Brow, step aside. Dirk posting in the corner.

Stay black, stay high. It's the Rap King. It's beasting my gang's buzz is no hype i said the rap king is beasting my gang's buzz is no hype nigga whoa see that's how you say he wants some whiskey oh body brows wow get that chapelle teeth game too Body brows. Oh! Wow.

Get that Chappelle teeth game, too. Wow, man. Yeah, this shit was cold. Dude, he went, and that was real. It was probably more or less produced, maybe. I don't know. Was it? I don't know anything. Little brows like this right now.

Loading up, dog. Calling out the brows Can bring out that monster Lil' Brows will shoot something up Hell yeah I think whoever shoots something up Wins it I don't know I don't be part of that

Yeah, bro That's crazy, dude This is Brendan Shaw I don't go sign that Yeah, you're crazy, bro Yeah, dude We're not doing that On this episode also

That guy was pretty gangsta They're both good, man Yeah Both really good You trying to see Who's going to be Lil' Brows? Mm-hmm It's just a different vibe Like Lil' Brows That guy was pretty gangsta. They're both good, man. Yeah. Both really good. You trying to see who's going to be Little Browse? Mm-hmm. It's just a different vibe.

Like, Little Browse is on that fucking... I mean, he straight has a hit on 105.9. Well, I.S. Music, too. The first guy. The first guy, his was a hit, too. Different, though. His is more of a beachy hit. Somebody's getting married at the beach Or somebody He also did sing

Yeah he did He hit that Drake on it Yeah he had a little more Drake on it Some of the verses I didn't get that much It was good though But it was cool He went after Cat hard He went after Cat hard

Any interest on that man? Too big? I am very I don't like the attention It makes me am very... I don't like the attention. It makes me blush and uncomfortable. I don't like it. Wow. He's very nice, though.

That was very sweet. You know what? He looks like the bad guy in the goofy cartoons. The big guy. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. You know exactly what I'm talking about? The real big one?

He looks like Calvin Gastelum if he never fought. And just hung out at the beach and wore wild shirts. He looks like Aaron Donald for the Rams. Does he really for the Rams? Yeah, he looks like Aaron Donald for the Rams. No, this guy you mean? No, no, no. This guy looks like Aaron Donald. Oh, no, no.

The big guy looks like Aaron Donald. He does? He's identical. If Aaron Donald was in a fucking WeHo gay parade. Yeah. He had the jean jacket all low and shit. Look at him. That's Eric Donald, dog.

Yeah, that's him rapping a cat right there. I want to hear about your brows. Look, man. Look, I think brows has both these guys. They look identical. You know? For God's sakes. Oh, that's not a bad call, man.

You're right. Come on, son. I think brows. I mean, I don't know. I'll put it up to the people. But on my end. What do we do?, I don't know. I'll put it up to the people. But on my end. What do we do? Because I don't know.

He looks identical. Oh, yeah. The references to their impeccable. It's good. My references are on point today. I don't know what we do because I don't know if anybody's can beat little brows. He's that good. Is he down?

Well, he's destroying everybody. But somebody's got to come at him, bro. No one's come close. The last one was Don. I thought Don would get close. Don said he has a remix that he wants to send in, so maybe next time we do it, if Lil Browse wins again, we can put them up against each other a little rematch.

Okay. All right. So do we have a contender from today to go against Lil Browse or no? Let's vote around the room. Oh, okay. Hmm? Chin? Contender today? To go against browns or no uh around the room oh okay hmm chin contender today against to go against little browns uh i like the rawness of the last guy he's very raw he was on like right there yeah um but i don't think they yeah i don't think they could compete with brows yeah i'm gonna

go with that second guy even though he's extremely aggressive uh he had really good lyrics although it's kind of cheating to just use our segment titles to rhyme because they all rhyme anyways but uh he was still better yeah we kind of did the rhyming for you yeah pre-rhyming oh i think i'm gonna go with the second guy i like his aggression i like the aggression of the first guy but i like the the flavor of the the first guy what did you say i like so the second guy had better rhymes but the the the first guy is more fun dude just say the n-word again okay that's what i feel like i don't want part of this i'm sorry dude i'm joking man look i've said it i know how it feels when people hear you say it so it's not cool man people thought don last uh he said nicks a g everybody thought he was saying

n-word but but he didn't. Oh, weird. He's straight. I would have called it. Yeah. We would have called it. That's a good point. We do have a good detective here with us today.

That's a good point. I'm saying that, look, Browse is still it. These guys, thank you very much for the submissions. They're great. Yeah, they're great. I don't know who's going to come along and beat Browse. But that Dominican guy went straight at Browse, though. I think we do what we did last week.

We put those guys up against each other in a vote, and then the winner faces little Browse. It's eight-mile style. Yeah. Yeah. Then they can get crushed by little Browse. It's eight-mile around here, dude. Oh, bro. Dude, sometimes I just like to get down on the ground and sniff that green grass, bro. You do?

Yeah. Oh, you're like a little cattle boy. Yeah, dog. Dude, what I'm telling you about is right now I got something tasty for you, something naughty, bro. Dude, can I be honest with you? When I was a kid, I would daydream that I was a jolly green giant. Oh, yeah, yeah. You didn't have to be honest with me about that.

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We got some debate club. Here's the first one. Oh, is this that guy from Young Sheldon? This guy looks like Young Sheldon, doesn't he? A little bit. If Sheldon was Asian. Yeah. Yeah.

Young Sheldon. Sorry. All right, boys. Debate club for you. Last night, I was with my lady at the den on Sunset, and I believe I saw Chin with a nice lady. And I wanted to say, like, you know, like, big fan. So I wanted to be like, is your name Chin? Because I was only 99%.

But that felt a little inappropriate, you know? You can walk up to a white guy and say, is your name Andrew? a little inappropriate, you know? You can walk up to a white guy and say, is your name Andrew? But inappropriate or appropriate to walk up when you're 99% sure and say, is your name Chin? Great, great, great question.

Chin, were you there? What was it? He said on Sunset? The Den off Sunset? Off Sunset. Alright boys, debate club for ya. Last night I was with my lady at the Den on Sunset. The Den off Sunset. I don't remember going to the Den, boys. Debate club for you. Last night, I was with my lady at the den on Sunset. The den off Sunset. I don't remember going to the den.

Maybe. Were you off Sunset? What? I don't even know if I was on Sunset. Someone was out with a different girl than this girl. Yeah. Sounds like. The den off Sunset.

Were you out with that girl again? Carlita, what's her name? Tits. Tits. Tits Hanson. Yeah, I'm not sure. Tina tits she caught the predator i think i was there wow wow you have to google it yeah he literally looking through his where his phone has been over the past couple weeks i think it's okay to walk i'm like hey are you chin even whether it's chin or not but he's saying because Chin is a very distinctive type of name and Chin appears Asian.

Chin just sounds very, very – like it could come off somewhat racist. Right. A little. Yeah, but not if he thinks it's Chin from firing the kid or, you know, seeing the king. If he thinks it's the Chin, you can go up and be like, yo, you – well, you should say, are you the Chin? Yeah, that'd be cool. That's less racist. Are you the Chin? They think you're talking about Jay Leno. Yeah. Either way, you, well, you should say, are you the chin? Yeah, that'd be cool. That's less racist. Are you the chin?

They think you're talking about Jay Leno. Yeah. Either way, you're good. Are you the chin? Just go, hey, are you a chin? It's racist. Are you a chin? Text David Duke.

He's not going to answer. Okay. People say yes. Oh, it's okay to ask. Yeah, that's fine. It's not too bad. Yeah, so I'm going to king that as well, man. is there anything someone could come up to you and say that's offensive if people call me redneck that offends me kind of it does bother you right when we first started

show i'd make fun of you for being redneck it didn't go well yeah i don't mind like sometimes i don't mind if it's like in a funny instance but if it's just somebody who's just like oh this redneck you know like being mean to you well it's just yeah because it's just somebody who's just like, oh, this redneck, you know? Like being mean to you? Well, it's just, yeah, because it's just too much of a generalization. It's just such a boring, like. It's not creative. Yeah, it's just not creative. It's a stupid, weak. Yeah.

Like off-putting kind of term. Yeah, and it's not really my vibe either, really. Yeah. You know? No, not at all. I don't think anyway. No, I don't think so. I mean, I look like shit.

I'll agree to that. No, I would call you redneck. Yeah, I wouldn't say redneck. They don't really have. mean i look like shit i'll agree to that but no i would call you redneck yeah i wouldn't say redneck they don't really have i mean i guess they have it oh there's rednecks for sure but i don't think really in new orleans i wouldn't consider them rednecks bayou billy south carolina probably has more but is it redneck they have more of like a texas traditional i feel like in south carolina i don't know i'm not from texas texas texas oklahoma He's just looking at me locked in. I'm like-

Damn, Chappelle's sweating. No, Texas, Oklahoma, dude. Damn, I'm from South Carolina. I've never been there. By the way, dude, I thought you told me you went to USC one time. No, I went to USC. Oh. Southern California.

He's from Arizona. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's thinking you're Southern. I'll lose, man. Rednecks, Oklahoma, like more Oklahoma, Texas vibe.C. is your southern. I'll lose, man. Rednecks, Oklahoma, like more Oklahoma, Texas vibe. No, Texas is western. Oklahoma is more of western. I think of pickup truck, confederate flag, and yelling,

Woo-wee! Yeah. Yee-haw! Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So that would be like Alabama? Alabama. West Virginia.

Yeah, West Virginia has sort of a mountain. No, that's not redneck. Those are mountaineers. That's hillbilly. Hillbilly. They call it. Then maybe rednecks don't exist. No, they do.

I think there's less and less of them. I think it's – You got to get out more, brother. I think I've been out. Get out more? All right. You're right. I probably do.

Is there any term that bothers – besides redneck for him, is there any term that bothers besides redneck for him is there a term that bothers you chin um nip like back in the days when i was younger they would call you nips there's candies though i know nipsey hustle people say nips all the time now even nipsey so they'll call them nip right yeah like nip used to be the one of the worst derogatory terms for asians i've I've never heard that in my life. It's short for nippon, Japanese, but they called every Asian nips. Wow, you had some smart bullies in school. We didn't have any of that.

You never heard that, Kat? No. Wow, that's before her time. Dude, everybody called me black as hell Chappelle. Oh, wow, that rhymes. That's what everyone called me. Again, creative bullies. Yeah, black as hell. That's me. That's more me. me again creative bullies That's what about you Nick any term that would bother you you call me anything

Don't buy you it only bothers me if it comes from like people that know me if it's like internet people doesn't can't get done By me, you know, I don't give a flying fuck, but if it's like someone to hear yeah, it would depend Yeah, my friends are made way meaner than anybody on the internet could be. Yeah, I mean, Theo can hurt my feelings worse than anybody. Yeah. Should we go next King and Her Stingit? Sure. Or Debate Club? Debate Club.

Kat, wait, real quick. Anything that would bother you? I think I have the opposite reaction to what yours is. So, like, I don't care. Online can hurt you? It doesn't even hurt me it's just annoying because most of the time the jokes aren't funny oh yeah i'm like it doesn't bother me because they don't because they they don't know anything about you so it's like it doesn't hurt it's just

annoying like sometimes i wake up it's a tuesday morning and people are mean to you online oh yeah no yes well that's guy that's like dorks in their basement who are like yeah i know yeah incels yeah also knows but like everybody gets that it's fine yeah i can't believe they do the hot curls i wonder what their agenda i wonder what the motive behind it is girls sometimes really have issues with other girls let's get into this this lady oh here's a lady right here that has maybe an idea. Hey, y'all. This is Michelle from Iowa.

So with Amanda Knox getting married this week, it got me thinking for a debate. Is Foxy Knox innocent or guilty? Thanks. Gang, gang. That's fun. Guilty or innocent. She's the one that killed her daughter, right? No, she was studying abroad in Italy

and she got accused of killing her roommate and spent eight years in Italy. Yeah, definitely did it. We had her on this past weekend. Oh yeah, how was it? Did you feel threatened? What? I don't think that she did it. But I do think she looks like

somebody. Homer. She looks like somebody that could kill somebody. She has a look in her eyes sometimes like, oh, yeah, she could kill someone. Yeah, dude. It's called dead behind the eyes because they murder people. You ever seen OJ Simpson in real life? Huh?

You ever seen OJ Simpson? He looks like you're staring at a great white shark. Really? Yeah, dude. Wow. Her? Same shit. Boy, she's tiny, huh?

Did you guys have security here? Mm-mm. She just, yeah. I saw the documentary. Those things are always, you know, marketing one way. We just talked about, what did we talk about? All kinds of stuff. Yep, she just got married, and her and her fiance came.

Chris, was that his name? Yeah, and they love renaissance fairs. Yeah. Oh, dude, stop. Fucking murder. Murder her. Murder her. Dude, she couldn't murder.

Look how she's very lean and kind of. Oh, did she kill? You got to be strong to stab someone, I think. You know what I'm saying? You got to be able to. Don't. You got to have some. Yeah.

Yeah, a little bit. A little bit. She's very like Connecticut.icut yeah that person seems like they're all there dressed up like it's fucking game of thrones that's her wedding you delinquent yeah i know how fucking batshit crazy gotta be to dress like fucking game of thrones on your wedding day it's a renaissance fair theme did everybody get those giant dinosaur turkey legs and outer space i'm not sure what food they had. She definitely did it, though.

Watch the doc, dude. I did see the doc. Really? I don't think she did it. You don't think she did? Homer! Did she kidnap Marilyn McCann? I don't know.

She could have done that. Nick, you're awfully quiet over there. What do you think? You were around this killer. Wow. I think she's capable of murder, but I don't think she did it okay homer now here's when you know if she kills someone else that's how you know if someone else around her dies usually someone who's killing people can't only kill one person they can especially the roommate in italy she

didn't get away with it she got convicted of murder for god's sakes she got she they were unsure all right she seems like a great young lady and there's amanda knox and which is the one that killed her kid and then wants more kids stacy anthony uh casey casey anthony that's right and scott peterson killed casey anthony didn't he and then who killed john bonnet is it the same guy i'm I don't know. I think JonBenet's brother killed her. 100%. Oh, my God. I saw that thing, bro. Bring up JonBenet's brother.

You see this? No. When he was on Dr. Phil? Chappelle, you got to get in here. Do you guys believe in serial killers, or what do you guys believe about it? The black community? Yeah. There's only been one.

Well, there's been two. Two black? The DC sniper? And the Baton Rouge guy. Nope. The Atlantic killer. I didn't know about that one. Oh, well, Willie...

Look at the brother. Look at that fucking psycho. He killed her because she ate his pineapple and milk, hit her over the head, and the parents covered it up because they didn't want to lose both kids. Yep. Case solved!

Really? Yeah, dude. Cold case, not anymore. And what's his name Larry Ramsey or something with the brother's name Burke Burke Ramsey it doesn't it the jeweler it don't matter okay what are you doing yeah is that a recent picture of him I mean look bro I hear like? He probably just been playing a pickup game or something. Look, he looks like Chris D'Elia in that last picture.

Go to that right there. Now, zoom in. Go in. Which one? Just up a little. He definitely did it, though. Up a little more? Oh, yeah, I see it.

Oh, my God, bro. Burt D'Elia, dude. He definitely did it, though. 100%. Yeah, it was an accident, Brendan. If you killed someone in an accident, you want to go to jail forever for it, or you want your parents to help you out?

Yeah, you're right. So silly. But, yeah. A little bit. But here's the thing. Here's another thing, though, man, is Chris Lee could definitely play this guy in him if there was a biopic. Well, Chris Lee, he doesn't play a killer, but he plays like a pedophile. Not killer in You, second season.

Yeah, but I want to see him play this dude. I want to see him play Burt. The man of Knox? Yeah, that looks just like him. Burt Benet. Oh, that's good that's actually chris delia on the right that's crazy wow you could mix them up easily dude have you seen that dating show on netflix i just watched the first episode yesterday love is blind you got

to get past the first one then it gets good it's already good it's so good right love is blind have you guys seen this so it's like a group like 12 and 12 12 dudes 12 girls they're in separate sides and then they meet for days in these pods but they can't see each other so they can only get to know each other through a wall through a wall but they can't see each other at all and some of them get engaged yeah one one dude starts crying yeah he's like will you marry me this is crazy known her for four days what and then she this is black girl hot she's batty and her family's like all about black lives matter and like you know she's never dated a white dude before yeah she knows she's talking to the fucking

fucking tall white larry and they get men and they get engaged and she's all oh this is fantastic now he's the love of my life don't tell me me anymore. I don't. Okay, sorry. But then my favorite part, she goes, you know, it's going to be interesting to bring him home, you know, because she's like, but we can still talk about black lives and stuff like that. Yeah. And it seems like he definitely, he's from Maine. That's the thing. And he's a, he's like a, he's a robotic engineer.

Yeah. Like his robotic engineers are a wider job. Go. Whoever makes spinach and artichoke dip. Someone catching crabs out there in the water. Yeah, that's fair. That could be Vietnamese, though, too. Yeah.

That's a good call. It's a good show, though. Have you guys seen it? No. Not yet. I'm going to check that out. I texted you last night about it, Kat. Yeah.

It's worth checking out. I just watched one episode and then had to go to sleep. Would you go on that show? Huh? Would you go on that show? No. But I did start to think a lot of people would. I'm curious to see because, yeah, you get to know somebody, so you have to know them.

And you can't have your phones the whole time you're there either. So you're totally like just. Yeah, it's like the ultimate fighter, but they don't fight each other. What's weird to me, though, is I know it's not about looks but looks is a big deal you have a type dude you have a type so you get to know the person so they might check the box emotionally but then you mean like i'm not into that that's not what i'm into doesn't make sense well i mean it's love is blind is what this show is called and so it's saying hey my favorite my favorite part first episode, Vanessa...

What was it? Vanessa Williams. That's the host, right? Yeah. She's like, I'm Vanessa Lachey. Good to see everybody. And then Nick Lachey goes, and obviously, I'm Nick Lachey. Yeah.

It's like, obviously? Bitch, these people don't know who you are. Some of these kids are young, dude. Hey, Nick Lachey got some slappers, bro. Yeah. Back in the day. He got some hits. 98 Degrees.

No, his solo stuff. Yeah. Oh, yeah? Name one song. Name one solo song. Go ahead, Chappelle. What's Left of Me. That was a good song.

That song is the fun. I don't even know that song. Hit that shit, Nick. Nick Lachey. Yeah, hit that shit, Nick. I hate you my life. Pass me by. How's it go?

What's left of me. Because of you's it go? What's left of me. Because of you, I do. What's left of me. The hardest thing was a banger. That's not eight degrees, though. Where's Nick Lachey up there? Should we play this? We might have to cut it out of the YouTube, or should we just have Chappelle sing it?

Play it just so I can get the vibe. What's left of me. Yeah, it's slaps. It's about Jessica Simpson. Yep. But the music video has his current wife. Yeah. Vanessa Hutchins?

I think I have a spinal column injury. The song is with that. Watch my life pass me by in the rearview mirror pictures frozen in time I'll be coming Oh, Chappelle knows the whole song. Here you go, Shaft. Oh, hit it!

Wow. Oh, she kind of sing, huh? Cause I want you and I feel you Crawling underneath my skin Like a burning Find a place I've never been Now I'm broken and I'm fading I'm half a man I would be But you can't have

What's left of me that's that dumper banger hey chin you should sing that on your own yeah if i do the song i don't sing good you don't know that song i mean i heard it good though man hey can i get one more nick i know we. Hey, can I get one more, Nick? I know we got you going. Can I get one more? That was good. We got plenty of time, actually.

Give me one more. Nick's over here super excited. Give me that. Don't give me the album. Yeah, don't give me the album. You never pick any hits, fool. Dude, go to 98 Degrees. Get Nick Lachey on my fucking face.

What? Yeah, like anybody's ever said those lines before. Get Nick Lachey out of my fucking face. What? Yeah, like anybody's ever said those lines before. Get Nick Lachey out of my fucking face. No, go to 98 degrees, man. Get Nick Lachey out of my face. I do is pretty... Let me see. Where's their bangers? I do or the hardest

thing... Oh, Invisible Man's gangster too. Invisible Man. Dog, bust me with some O-Town. Get me off this gay shit. Oh! O-Town Get me off this gay shit O-Town O-Town bro Yeah get this gay shit out my face Give me that O-Town

All or nothing This is that banger We ain't gonna be able to play any of this on the episode Whatever This is that banger dog You don't know this shit Should I used to cry at the gym To this shit you bitches

Yeah I know when he's been on your mind That distant look is in time I used to hang out at Spencer's Get an Orange Julius Why do you always have a snack With that bitch Dang I used to walk around the mall With my walkie talkie Why do you always have a snack with everything?

Damn. I used to walk around the mall with my walkie-talkie, a Mrs. Fields cookie, and just jam. And just jam. It's over. Over. You know I'd fight for you, but how can I fight someone who isn't even there? Oh, my God. Oh my god You can sing this too, Chid I'm sure I could You better do it, play all five roles, dude

Cause I want it all Or nothing at all Is this how we roll? We reach the bottom, it's now or never. Is it all? Or are we just friends? Is this how we end? A simple telephone call, but you leave me here. Theo looks like the oldest member of Oat Town still on tour.

Look at him. This is all you have? Bro, his name is Dan. Okay. What do you think all those boys are doing? How many are alive out of the four? They're all alive. No, they're not, man.

What is it? Ashley Parker Angel? No. Ashley Parker Angel. He's not in it anymore. He does male modeling. Oh, yeah. 50. Them boys were older than me does male modeling. Oh yeah, 50.

The boys were older than me when they were in public. No man, Trevor Panic. He got... Dude, who was another one? There's a black guy in it. Light-skinned black guy. Light-skinned black guy. What's his name? In what, O-Town? No, you got Eric Estrada, Latino.

You got Eric Estrada. What song am I thinking about there they are right there what was another big band back then he looks the oldest now the black guy jesus oh yeah trevor that's something that black guy aged like fucking what trevor looks good man he looks like y'all are gay as fuck y'all sound gay what happened to ashley hey no and if anybody's gay it doesn't matter bro it's all good we support it here that ashley parker angel is that almost is that a recent picture of that man yeah he's wilding bro i thought he was the most famous one just getting pussy he had a lot of he

did a lot of uh yes he does a lot of he did some gay stuff i think yeah i think he worked out theo's trainer too my trainer's like yeah put this barbell in your butt i told you some gay shit you see that one with his dick out in the yoga pants is that him really yeah he packing heat though just go to his ig maybe i don't know if he's still alive. Yes, he is, man. They're younger than us. No, they're not, dude. Yeah, they are.

No, they're not. Yes. They got to be older than us. Well, older than me, younger than you. No, Sting, they're not. Did you go to his Instagram? I'm telling you the gay stuff, dude. It's not gay, bro.

Look at this stuff. It's not gay. He's just modeling. He's modeling, man. Oh, yeah? Click on one of them, Nick. You think a straight dude takes a picture with a banana like that? Bro, it's about potassium.

I'll tell you what. I'm not mad at the lats, though. I'll give them that. That boy got some tits on him. This is about people not getting enough vitamins, bro. Is that a commercial for hymns? What's going on there, dude? Are you pressuring him, dude?

Oh, yeah, yeah. A straight guy takes a picture with a football like that on Super Bowl Sunday. Look at the bottom left one. Hey, everybody. Who you going for? What? Dude, that's him waiting for food or something. He's chilling.

What's the caption? Looking for the one. Night owl versus early bird. Who's with versus exhausted peacock. Emphasis on cock. Gay man, who's with, versus Exhausted Peacock. Emphasis on cock. Gay man, dude. Nah, man. I don't have a problem with it in any facet.

Dude, he's looking for his friend. He's probably parking outside, Brendan. You don't have a window by your house? I'll tell you what, that's a legit question, though. Go back to the football one, man. That's definitely more of a macho one. Yeah, hey, big game today, everybody. Who's definitely more of a macho one. Yeah. Hey, big game today, everybody.

Who you going for? Niners or Chiefs? I suck cock. That's what happens. Wow. He's an XXXFL fan. Tell me, dude. You guys don't know a gay man when you see him, man.

Y'all got to look at more gay men. Are you team Niners or team Chiefs or team J-Lo and Shakira? Ha, ha, ha. Comment below. I'm eating wings and chatting. Dude. Gay man. Bro, he's chatting and having a snack. He's just having fun.

Living his life, bro. I don't have a problem with it at all. He's crushing it. Find one more. Pull up one more. Give me one more. Not the one with banana because that's too easy. That's not gay.

That one's too easy. He's got a kid, right? It's about potassium. Yeah. Elton John has kids. Elton John has kids. Elton John has kids. Keep going. Yeah, he has two.

Keep going. Ricky Martin has kids. Keep going. Yeah, but they're not real kids, dude. Okay. They're backup dancers. You just call them kids. Yeah, look at that one.

Look at the seasonal one. Oh, yeah, look at this Christmas. Normal picture a guy would take. Bro, he got a gift from somebody. His friend arrived with a gift. Yeah. This is normal. He just woke up.

All right, give me one more, Nick, just to be positive he's not gay. Yeah, man. I don't know. Oh, there he is in the shower. That's normal. Let me see that one. Oh, yeah. No, good point.

Good point, Dale. Yeah, yeah. That's what every guy takes when he gets out of the shower. That's normal. Dude, he's getting out of the shower. Good point. Good point, Dale. Yeah, yeah. That's what every guy takes when he gets out of the shower. That's normal. Dude, he's getting out of the shower. It says scary movie is the caption. Mrs. M.W. Fagan's into it. Yeah.

She's ever coming. Click on her profile for me, Nick. You got to know what's going on here. There she is. That's a trendy. All right. That's Mr. S.M.W. Fagan. Yes. Oh, man. Well. I'm fucking tired,anny. All right. That's Mr. SMW Faggin. Yes.

Oh, man. Well. I'm fucking tired, bro. Case solved. Hey, this cold case solved. Pokey had freaking aluminum in it. No, Pokey had melatonin in it. It does?

It does? They were killing some sleepy fish. Dude, there's a lot of tired fish out there, dude. I was out fishing the other day, and two fishes got in the boat. They're like, we get blown up. Dude, we're tired, dude. Can we nap in here? Can we nap and you not cut our heads off?

Sure, dude. Man, we've been swimming for 15 years, man. This shit is some bullshit. Dude, exhausting as a fishy. Here we go. Here's a guy that's doing something. Oh, is it John Lovitz? We got one more at Debate Club.

What's up, Brandon? What's up, Theo? What's up, player? Got at Debate Club. Gruff the crime dog. Smokey the bear. Me personally, I prefer a friendly bear in a hat telling you not to light any forest fires over some shady-ass dog trying to fucking lure kids into alleys with his trench coat on.

True. Trying to get him to snitch on the friends for bringing cigarettes to school. True. Saying bad words and shit. True. Trying to get him to snitch on the friends for bringing the cigarettes to school. Saying bad words and shit. True. That's just me personally.

Let me know what you guys think. Appreciate everything you do. Out here. Oh shit. Burning in Texas. Damn.

Gang gang. Buzz buzz. Buzz buzz. Dude I never trust that McGruff. Well obviously Smokey is his. He needs Smokey right now. I mean if you didn't notice there's a fire behind the guy. There's a never trust that McGruff. Well, obviously, Smokey is his. He needs Smokey right now.

I mean, if you didn't notice, there's a fire behind the guy. There's a lot of fire going on. You can't see. There's a huge fire the guy pans to, which is really close. Wait, he's a fireman. Is he a fireman? Looks like it. Yeah, I think so.

So, obviously, he's going to be Team Smokey the Bear. Smokey the Bear is preaching the Lord's word. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's fires in California, and that bear does let you know, don't smoke around here. Yeah, that's true. Smokey the, or McGruff the Crime Dog. Dude, yeah, like he said, trying to get kids to snitch on other kids.

He's always in that trench coat. Remember? He was like, hey, kids. Remember him? Yeah. Remember the weird videos? Hey, kids, yeah. Hey, kids.

He's like all, like. Hey, kids, tighten up. This is McGruff. Yeah. I need some booze. He was like, oh, he's like oh hey kids tighten up yeah i need some booze he's like oh he's like weird you could tell he hadn't seen his wife and kids in a while definitely sniffed out by the real thing x mcgruff crime the dog player gets prisoned for a thousand plant pot farm and weapons cachet so look well oh they busted judge the man in the suit they busted but look man mcgr, I think his point,

McGruff is the first line of defense because if somebody, McGruff is saying don't do cigarettes, don't do weed, don't do that molly and shit like that to the children. No, he's not, dude. McGruff was a fucking clown. What did he say?

What was his motto? Was McGruff part of D.A.R.E.? Take a bite out of crime. Take a bite out of crime. Yeah. He's like, Harry, Harry. dude i think was he was he the deer man there was lying dare was the real shit dude i shout out to fucking big bob that was our dare rep and he fucking over he didn't overdose but he died because he was overweight he overweighted

shout out and our school shout out to officer stacy who passed away from lung cancer smoking as well did he and he was our dear.A.R.E. representative. Dude, D.A.R.E. reps go down, bro. That's a hard job. Dude, did you have jump rope for heart? No. Did anyone have jump rope for heart in here? Where they would come over and they're like, professors, jump ropers?

Uh-uh. Oh, my God. You guys ought to start fucking living, dude. What? This is the D.A.R.E. line? This was the mascot? Mm-hmm. Darren.

Darren. Oh, my God. Really? Oh, my God line? This was the mascot? Mm-hmm. Darren. Darren. Oh, my God. Really? Oh, my God. That's depressing. Darren the lion? Was the dare mascot? Dude, I'll smoke that dude, bro.

You know what I'm saying, bro? That lion makes me want to do drugs. I'll do a gram off of that tiger's tail, bro. That dude is out of his fucking mind. Yeah, I'll take some molly and talk to Darren. I'll tell you that right now, bro. Dude, I'll take some molly and talk to Darren. I'll tell you that right now, bro. Dude, I'll fucking, I'll blaze a fucking eight ball

straight into my veins, bro. Yeah. Fucking Darren. I'll Nolan Ryan a couple of oxys right down my throat. Hell yeah. If I can get out there and tickle little Darren, dude.

Darren ain't scaring nobody out of drugs. Dude, we had a guy, he would always tell us that it wasn't really him in the suit. We had like some guy was like, he had like claustrophobia or something. Dude. And he'd be like, hey, it's me, Alan, in here. We're like, what? We didn't even know him, bro.

He didn't go to our school or anything. He's like, yeah, it's Alan. I just want you to know it's Alan. Don't be cool. No, he wouldn't lift it up. He would just He's like, yeah, it's Alan. I just want you to know it's Alan. Don't be cool. No, he wouldn't lift it up. He would just say it. Out of the suit? Yeah.

Dude, my brother's older than me, and him and his buddy went to Red Robin. Remember the big bird in Red Robin? I know he's come around. And my brother's friend goes, I bet you won't slap that Robin. I'm like, yeah. I was younger. I was like, yeah. I was trying to impress him. I'm like, yeah, I will.

And then Robin came around. I was like, hey, man. How's it going? He's like, I was younger. I was a gas trying to press. I'm a guy well and the Robbie came around I was a cameo He's like hey there I go yeah I'm like a Chalap and his fucking head feels like this. Oh my dad got so bad Maybe this one this one made it worse, so the guys like fuck It was a black guy. You hear the guy go, fuck!

Sorry, that sounded like a black guy. Did it a little bit? Hey, he walks away. My dad's like, mad, dude. Makes him go to the back. And my dad's like, hey, my son hit the robin. He wants to apologize to him. And we get back there, and it's some old black guy in a suit.

Just like, that was the last straw, dude. I think he quit after that day. But it made it worse that my dad made me apologize to him. So I was like eight. I was like, hey, man, I'm sorry I did that. The guy's like, all right, dude, thank you. But I was like, give me your cash. Like, here you go, dude.

It made it way worse. Damn, but you have to go apologize, Brennan. You fucking hit an endangered species, first of all. Red Robin. Put the best part about it in the suit. Fuck! Final straw, dude. This guy would be like, don't do drugs.

Oh, hey, it's Alan. This dude was just so weird, bro. My guy's working for steak fries. Is that ecstasy? It's Alan. Like, what? Who the fuck is Alan, man? What else we got?

Should we close it out with some Punk My Uncle? Haven't done that in a while. You'll see his little punk ass uncle. One of my cheeks hurt, but I don't know what. On your ass or your face? Face. This is Unky Jerome sent in by Brandon Springer. Rom Rom.

Oh, dude, he can't be a... Is he... He's always sleepy. Okay. He eats chips and cookies for breakfast and washes them down with an ice-cold Mountain Dew. His favorite jokes are fart and poop jokes, and he once got hard watching a lady shit in the woods. Is it Stephen Hawkins? An outdoorsman, huh?

Oh, dude, he's out. That neck's going to be sore in the morning, brother. Yeah, happens on planes a lot. And who's that? Somebody's uncle? Yeah, this is Brandon's uncle. Damn, Brandon, your uncle looks like he's going to hit a few people. Oh, there he is. And that's right before he cut

his wife up. He looks like the killer from the documentary Stairs. Have you seen that? Oh, wow, you guys get fucked. What do you guys think, Culture Corner, when you see a guy like this He looks like the killer from the documentary Stairs. Have you seen that? Uh-uh. Oh, wow. You guys get fucked up. What do you guys think, Culture Corner, when you see a guy like this? What do you all think about this?

What do you guys think when you see an old man with a gut like that? Now, there he is right there at a funeral. That was before. No, that was after, I guess. Also, he chopped up his wife. I mean, you see a lot of that in Arizona. I'll tell you that much. And what does that mean when you see it?

Meth. Yep. Give me an M. You were thinking it. He was trying to combat the sleepiness. He just wanted me to say it. Did they say what he does for a living? Yeah, dude. He sleeps

at work. Looks like he has an important job. He makes alarm clocks. He was testing one out right there. Didn't you see him taking a nap? Look behind him on job. He looks like he's doing some serious shit. He makes alarm clocks. He was testing one out right there. Didn't you see him fucking taking a nap? Look behind him on the left. It looks like he's dealing with some serious shit, though. Yeah, what is he doing?

Can you zoom in on that left picture? Is he a rocket scientist? Look at the shit behind him. He's a rock scientist. That dude's smoking meth, bro. Yeah, you're right. He's a rocket expert. I ain't talking about solo.

He cleans up nice, though. He's got a scale. What else is he doing? Now, what's in his hand there? Paintbrush? Oh, he's a painter. Brendan? He's a painter.

I don't know. You don't think men paint? Dude, this might be a 20th century. Dude, this is a trap house. He's making drugs, bro. Bro, it's a very nice trap house. Well, look, there's all those markings on the floor. What does that mean?

That's like a lab or something, huh? I'm telling you, man. There's like warnings. It's a lab. He's in a suit. Do we have any information about this man, Nick? Just all the cookies and Mountain Dew and shit. Here's another video of him.

Oh, he's farting. Yep. But he did it outdoors. He calls that the bouquet of middle fingers Oh I like that He has huge hands too Can we look at his hands there at the very end of that video Let's get a look at his dick beaters You don't see a lot of large handed men like that anymore

That's big hands He's very kind of paleolithic if you will P-lith That's a cool uncle Look I'll say this At least he walked outside to pass gas. A lot of men won't do that.

Do they do that in Asian culture, Chin? Pass gas? Yeah. Yeah, but just quietly. Yep. It's not as big of a deal as in white culture.

You guys even have sex? You guys even have sex? You hear this? What? You hear what he said? What'd he say? I've never heard my mom fart in my entire life.

Praise God, brother. You shouldn't. My mom would let her rip bombs over Baghdad. Are you serious? Oh, my mom would Dutch oven me when I was a kid. Oh, yeah. Bro, that is... How can you live your life if you heard your mom fart?

Crazy, right? What? Yeah, man. So, I'm looking forward to my birthday. We got one more punk my uncle when is it when is saint patrick's day bro how can you ever get the sound out of your ears my mom yes dude my mom one time had to shit her pants so bad i was a kid she parked in emergency lane in the middle of the mall left me in the car ran in shit and then came back and got me yeah that's being a mom dude but how do you hear a fart and still go on about the light that should laugh her ass she'll rip a big fart and laugh i've never heard any of my dad's dead but i never heard my mom

fart oh my mama thank god i couldn't handle it and chin you said in your in your culture it's not even cool, huh? But you guys want to hear us sex loud. You guys have sex like this? It's like two, yeah, it's just like your penis and vagina just trying to keep a secret. Yeah. It's a one big secret. It's just so much bust.

Oh my God. And when they bust Yeah Chendai Does that mean anything? Yeah That means Dodge Viper Yep Oh you can

I don't know I'm sorry It sounded fun You were doing it It is fun It is fun Now try saying that whiskey. Yeah.

Nigga. Damn. That's not the whiskey I have, bro. All right. Nope. Oh, David Duke just texted me. Just heard back from him. That's crazy, man.

He said, I'm going to say the Nikkel whiskey. All right. What do you got? This is sent in by Louis from Illinois. This is Uncle Slick Victor. He's 50 years old. He likes to watch Japanese wrestling while hitting his vape. He's a retired stripper but now works in a warehouse. He got married in fall of last year in Vegas at an Elvis Presley-themed drive-thru chapel,

and he's currently just a couple pieces of paperwork away from getting a divorce. man oh how just sounds like a good man sounds like you've had a great crock yeah and he's got a beautiful fish on him let's see uh it almost looks like the fish the fish almost looks fake oh there's no video yeah just this guy that's beautiful out there he's out there by a lake look at that it's a beautiful uh fish yeah he's got a nice sunny on him. A couple reds, maybe carp. Going through a divorce. Always fun. But keeping his head up. Slick Vic, they call him, huh?

Catch Slick Rick at the lake. Got a good smile on his face. Yep, he's got a good smile. I like the name Vic. I like anything that rhymes with Slick is usually a good name, I feel like. Slick Vic. Prick. Slick Vic.

Trick. No, not any word. Just any name that rhymes with slick is good. Yeah, I know. I'm just giving you a bunch of names. Those aren't names, dude. Brick. Slick Brick.

Slick Rick. Slick Tick. Tick. I knew a Tick. Who's the lifeguard, though? His name is Tick. Don't want that guy watching. T-I-C.

Don't want him relying on saving my life. What? Really? Tick, the lifeguard no absolutely dude my sister when we were kids almost like drowned she was like underwater and some guy jumped in and saved her and then came back and saw us like years later and was wearing just jeans shorts and no shirt when he came back this guy sounds like a goddamn hero he was looking for a date i don't know my mom was like what in the hell are you doing This guy sounds like a goddamn hero. He was, man. Was he looking for a date?

I don't know. My mom was like, what in the hell are you doing here? It was almost 7 p.m. All right. Victor didn't really take us anywhere, so we'll close it out with two quick Sink My Inks. Yeah, please do. Vic sucked. Here's our first one.

Vic sucked? He's been through hell. Okay? They said he was in Vietnam. He was in... No, they didn't. They said he was a stripper. Oh, yeah.

My bad, dude. Never mind. Dodging hoes. Yeah, never mind. Close, though. Here's our first Sink My Ink. Hey, guys. This is Kat from King of the Sting, and today I have a Sink My Ink submission.

This is my tattoo. It's of a snake. I got it last fall that's your tattoo? That was a happy little accident. We'll watch the rest of this one. We'll just skip right to the next one right after. I saw that Miami porno. So, Kat, you have a Japanese.

What is that, a snake? Yeah, it's just a snake. All right, on to the next one. I like Kat's tattoo. We're not giving me that. Damn, boy. Damn, bro. What's up, guys?

Chappelle Lacey from Mesa, Arizona. Sink my ink. I got that Iggy Pop Raw Power. Yeah, that shit's just raw power. Across the collarbone, whatever you want to call it. I don't know what it is.

And then just below that, some Modest Mouse lyrics. This is the part of me that needs medication bro yeah life's crazy out here over here got that crazy black flag bars logo representing all power black flag i got my best friend shout out to cj hell is he still alive and over here bro got that mis fiend skull. I got that when I was really drunk cheering some game in Florida And then last but not least that demon system 13 Rock baby, how are saying oh this Swedish thrash? Gang gang buzz buzz god damn. Is he still alive?

You think a black guy has a tattoo of someone who's still alive on him? Yeah, that's why I was like, oh, gay man. You know what I'm saying? But rest in peace. Yeah, rest in peace, man. I didn't hear the rest in peace thing. I talked. Oh, damn, that's you getting the tattoo?

Yeah. Now, is Joe Rogan with hair giving you the tattoo? That's Fro Rogan. Aaron Coleman, man. How long ago did you get that raw power tattoo? That was two years ago That shit was On the collarbone

Yeah that was The most painful Probably one of the More painful ones Damn Damn your tattoos Are intense bro Yeah

That could be Joe Rogan Joe Rogan with hair Doing tattoos Running Mesa Arizona Shout out man Damn Aaron Coleman baby

The raw powers from an album? Yeah. It's an album by Iggy Pop and the Stooges. It's also a song, too. And then Modest Mouse. What was the most famous Modest Mouse song? Float On. We all float on.

All right. All ready. We'll all float on. All right. Hey, why'd you look that? Because you sang it so aggressive. All right. Hey, why'd you look that? Because you sang it so aggressive. All right. All right.

All right. Then Lupe Fiasco sampled it. Yep. In a great song. Yep, Brendan. So what I'm saying is this, dude. What I'm saying is Chappelle's tattoos are pretty dope. Is that your only tattoo, Kat?

No, I have another one. Yeah. On my rib. What is it? It's a C.S. Lewis quote. Oh. C.S. Lewis. It's an author.

It's a C.K. Lewis quote? No, not him. What an ass. Which quote is it, Kat? There's nothing worse than explained tattoos, is there? I hate it. But would you get that? Bitch, because I wanted to.

That's a whole segment. Because I like... I know. I know. I know. I'm saying for them, though. When you personally know someone, you know? Like, Delia got a tattoo.

And I was like, oh, that's... I was like, why'd you you i mean you have to explain why you got it let me just see the art that's cool dude i think that fish had something in it bro iron or something i'm sleepy too sleep sleepy i'm a little sleepy it's called work y'all yeah yeah i gotta get gotta get up that does it i feel good um yeah your tattoos are pretty cool if people didn't know you just had your shirt off like oh he served 10 years oh yeah oh man but then you get closer like or it's a thrasher magazine and you're out of it huh you're still thinking about that boy that came wearing them jean shorts years ago what's up up, man? It wasn't a boy. That was a man, dude.

Mr. Lance. Oh, wow. Mr. Lance came in them jeans and Levi's. They fit nice, though. They might have been Rossler or something. They were pretty looking. They might have been Levi's. Did he come over and say, hey, I'm looking for little ruffles?

He wanted to see my sister again because he'd saved her life, he said. So he says. What are you doing here? You don't even have any shoes on. You got any Cheez-Its? Let me see that little sister's of yours. I don't know what week this is. Where are you at this weekend? Anywhere? Dude, I'm so glad you asked.

My back hurts, Brandon. Is it? Cool. I'm in Atlanta Friday. Buckhead Theater, one show only. I'm in New Orleans the next night, your hometown. Tell your peeps to come on out. Gang, gang, bro. The dark arts rolling through, but I'm not really that dark.

More like the bright arts. New Orleans, March 14th, one night only. Then Austin, March 19th through the 21st. Night in the month, Toronto, Detroit, Minneapolis. Get your tickets one night only in every city except austin gang that sounds amazing man it's gonna be fun could be we'll see i don't know dude we'll see bro it will be man i'm coming up i'm gonna be at the uh ryman at april 17th uh and i think that's sold out in nashville and outside of that um that's all i

know right now and then we're going to be shooting a special somewhere but I don't know where yet Any ideas where you want to shoot it? I don't know actually Dallas or Chicago maybe Dallas would be cool

and then we're shooting a live podcast this past weekend at the Netflix festival I know I wanted to do a live King of the Sting, but I'm in Europe. You're going to be in Europe. So I'm sorry, brother. We'll do it next time, man. We'll do it next time.

Chappelle, Kat, thank you guys. Thank you. Appreciate you, guys. Thank you, gentlemen. Chappelle, be with me in Austin, y'all. Yeah. Austin, Texas, March 19th, 21st. It's party.

Birthday is 18th. Holla, bring gifts to the shelves. Holla, my fingers will get hurt. Holla, holla, holla. Holla, holla,lla holla bring him some whiskey what's that whiskey you like