The Golden Hour - Episode 60: Pisces Bros Birthday Bash

Episode Date: March 20, 2020

The boys celebrate their birthdays, exchange gifts and get a surprise performance by barber shop quartet group "Bank Of Harmony". Also, they talk Megan Thee Donkey, Slow Pesci, Macho Man Randy Average, Theo's Hawaii Trip, Broke Back Soda Fountain, Chris Hansen Update and Much More!1. Helix Sleep - https://helixsleep.com/kats2. Simplisafe - https://simplisafe.com/katsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

back off my broccolini get your life together well who's got it that's a big all right i'll see you guys later ain't nobody scared you're scared go to church son keep touching me uh kind of don't keep touching me you know what i'm saying i'll hug everybody in here and make out i don't give a fuck dude i almost want it dude i'll pull that tom hanks hugging on them koalas then posting me oh i think i got that corona boost a million followers and then your fucking boy here, Mustafa. What is it? Mufasa.

Idris Elba. Idris Elba. What are the odds? Yeah. Now he's on there talking about, hey, I have it too. Check out Jungle Book 2 coming this summer. Get the fuck out of here, man. It's just all PR stunt, dude.

Dude, if you really got it, die. That's what I'm saying, man. That's what I'm saying. You really got it die that's what i'm saying that's what i'm saying you really got it show us your shit where these dyers at yeah what's up dude we're the coffins i see nobody coughing yeah we have where the coffins think i haven't seen one hearse go by dude how about utah jazz player the best player he got it right he posts videos like i feel fine yeah nothing's wrong nothing he's fine yeah he said he lost about four pounds and he's doing great that's yeah he's actually he's fine. Yeah, he said he lost about four pounds and he's doing great. Yeah, he says he's actually more shredded, a little more energy.

Yeah. He says he can see better. Yeah. That's what he said. Dude, that's what I'm saying. He's jumping higher. Bring it on, dude. I kind of want it.

Yeah, that's the thing. Where are the dead? Where are the ill? Where are the dead? Where are the people screaming, jumping out of the windows? Well, it's the boomer virus, so it hits the old people. The old people are on the gram, so're not really gonna see it oh so you need like their their kids to film it i guess if you want to see that shit i don't know how deep cnn

wants to get yeah how dark cnn are you do you guys know anywhere that's dead do y'all know anybody that's dead i mean i know people yeah okay my bad. Do y'all know? I know that. I know a few. Yeah, but do y'all, I mean, who's got it? That's what I'm wondering. All rats had it for years now. Really? For years, years ago.

Years ago they had it. Dude, you look like the third wet bandit today. Dude, you look like you've had Corona for years. You look like you drive a food truck that sells bat soup. Who wants some? Who wants some? Who else wants some? Get your name in the paper, son.

Get your name in the paper. Tom Hanks has it. Edris Alba has it. Get you some, boy. Don't worry about that bike. Don't worry about that bike. Don't worry about that bat. You can get it, boy. Dude, you came back from Hawaii.

You look like Weekend at Bernie's, dude. What the fuck is happening here? You look like Weekend at Bernie's. You've been on a bender for months, man. You look like slow Pesci, dude. You look like one of the wet bandits, bro. You look like Macho Man Randy Savage. He had AIDS.

Snap into a T-cell. That beefy juice has AIDS. Dude, he was, hey, has anyone pushed a product harder than fucking Macho Man Randy Savage? Oh, yeah. Snap into Slim Jim. And I snapped into him as a young man. Did you? I snapped.

Of course he did. I snapped into him. Dude, I would break him open, and I would squeeze all the grease out. And then, oh. Yeah, I feel sick thinking about it dude i think i had corona when i was a kid why would you do that oh yeah hey do you remember hey do you remember macho man and spider-man oh dude he was full of corona and just fucking the most jacked human being you've ever seen bring that shit up nick and he's like oh yeah Bring that shit up, Nick. And he's like, oh, yeah. He's all, get down here, brother.

And he's about to die and he has veins popping out of his neck. You've never seen him in that? Bro, he had extra veins, I feel like, in his car. And he would just put them into his body, dude. He had to be blowing through veins. Dude, he must have done every steroid in the world for this role. Look at him. Look at him.

Oh, my God. I saw there was some video that we didn't use submission and they called Theo Macho Man Randy Average. Why didn't I think of that? Damn. Oh yeah. Oh alright.

Alright. Dude he was so jacked. He was my favorite wrestler, dude. Really? Him and the Warrior. Yeah, the Warrior. All the Warrior did was this all the time. Yeah, they were nuts, man.

He put paint on his face and shit. He's in underwear. They were very strange. And then Jake the Snake. Yeah, that documentary about him was great. Yeah, who's got it, man? That's the thing about the disease. Jake the Snake. Yeah, that documentary about him was great. Yeah, who's got it, man? That's the thing about the disease. Jake the Snake.

Oh, yeah. That's true. We could lose a lot of seniors. They said almost 2 million seniors are going to die. Yeah, dude, it's kind of like the Purge. It just seems like, why would they take everybody's grandparents, dude? Think of all the Meos pawpaws? Yeah, what do you guys call them in Vietnam?

It depends. There's um why but why I'm no I but no I oh but no I was my god Hey, call it have some respect but no yeah, I like how many but noise we're gonna lose all my but no you don't care Yes, I do care all my but noise are gone. Oh my but noise are gone But here you know what you know what but noise do you know what they do? Well Brian You don't care. I do care. All my Benoits are gone. All my Benoits are gone. But here, you know what Benoits do? You know what they do? Whoa, Brian Cowan right now. You know what Benoits do? Brian Cowan is taking over your body.

No, you know what Benoits do? What? They die. That's what old people do, bro. We're all going to be there. I hate to be shitty, but we're all going to be there. Dude, man. He's saying it with a smile on his face.

Chin's closer than all this that's why i'm worried more than you guys i'm worried about corona a little bit more than you guys just a little bit more tell us what's going on chan i don't know tell us about your anxiety but i didn't give anyone a hug here right i did these no you did those these yeah you got your carpal tunnel thing on too i see yeah that's another added protection one more layer you're You're crazy. You're crazy. You don't think that fucking wristband you're wearing

has fucking sores. I know. I've been wearing it forever. You look like you're somebody who trains like a bat, actually. Yeah. You just wait for a bat

to fall on your fucking wrist so you can make a soup out of them. No. Gotcha, motherfucker! Ah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Okay! I like bats, dude. Oh, yeah.

Okay. I like bats, dude. They're cute. What? Yeah, I love bats. Really? A good bat? There's some in Colorado, dude.

Dude, you look like a hitman for a cafeteria. That's what you look like, dude. You look like somebody that breaks into the back of a mashed potato. You look like a tour guide for West Hollywood. And over here. And over here. And over here we got Jerry. And over here we got Ryan.

And over here is our favorite glory hole. That's where I first got started. So jump on in, boys. And this is where we exit the vehicle. Come on in. If you want a Dak or a Zima, get yourself one. Zima. Get yourself a Zima.

This tan? This is from Hawaii. Dude, don't hate the Hawaiian, bro. Look at that Hawaiian I got. Did you have a nice little Hawaiian trip? Yes, I did, Brendan. Jesus. Huh?

Hey, dude. I don't know. Yeah, dude. I don't know. I thought you'd find something to complain about. I'd be like, the water was too fucking blue, bro. Not enough people, man. Like the water was too fucking blue, bro. The water did. Not enough people, man.

Yeah, it was pretty blue. Yeah, bro. It's crazy over there. Were people nice to you? Yeah. People so nice. People were extremely calm too. So calm.

No worry about the virus. They got other stuff going on over there. Yeah, no ISIS. No fucking mass shootings. Nuh-uh. They would be like, yeah. Like somebody might drive by and just throw a bunch of weed at everybody. If you throw a pineapple too hard, they get upset.

Yeah, it was really, yeah, just people chilling over there. A lot of missing people over there, too. Where do they go? It's an island. They go there, man. They go there. You know, it's just that kind of place where like a lot of people sleeping in hammocks by the beach. Like just no.

So are they really missing then, you know? I think a lot of people, like if you walked around and were like hey have you guys seen patrick everybody be like oh i bet i think so you know like a few months ago yeah we had like a wanted poster of a dude that was kind of looked like brendan almost but just like looking back towards the camera and you're like hey have you guys seen this guy? He's like, oh, yeah, yeah. A few weeks ago, bro. Totally. He was surfing, bro. Yeah, yeah. Well, they're all surfing.

Everybody. Did you surf at all? Uh-uh, I didn't surf. Daddy can't surf. Daddy can't surf. I could get out there. I just can't surf. Yeah. You just stay on the board?

Yeah. You mean you boogie board, bro? You boogie board. That's cool, dude. Dude, I would be on the biggest board out there, like the van. Maybe the only board that had a horn on it. You think it's a paddle board? Yeah.

Dude, it's our birthday week, bro. Dude. Getting older, fighting off corona. Happy birthday, man. I know. Happy birthday to you. It's your birthday first, man. Yep, and you're right after me, dude.

Well, your birthday was yesterday, technically. No, my birthday, well, yep. You right. And you right. Oh, you do? Yep. Maybe I got a little something for you. It's taking forever, dude.

You got this. Oh, thank you, dude. It's a wine bag. Oh, thank you, dude. It's a wine bag. Oh, thank you. And that card. Open the card. Okay, open the card first. He thought there was food in there, bro.

If it's hot fries, you got to get right to them. He thought it was a baguette. If it's a Cinnabon. Oh, dang, that's nice, dude? Oh, dang. That's nice, dude. Thanks, brother. Read it. Yeah, read it.

Come on now. It says, happy birthday, boobie boy. Thanks for supporting. Thanks for being supportive and introducing me to new friends like Cat and Chin and Chappelle. I've never had a black friend before. Hope your is next year a good one. It's all right, dude. I'll forgive the spelling.

Grammar here. It's fine. Hope your is next year a good one. That's whatever, you know? It's whatever. That's what you wrote here. Hope your is next year a good one. Whoa, dude.

You look like the eighth dwarf spelly. Okay, dude? Read what is written in there. Hope your is next year a good one. That's not what it says. You're lying. I swear on my life. Thanks for introducing new people. I've never had a black friend before.

Hope your is next year a good one. I thought he really added that in there. He did. Sleepy, sneezy, I thought he really added that in there. He did. Sleepy, sneezy, reedy. That's his, reedy. Dude, let your mom spell check before you write the boy a card. Why did you send this to me? It's a small card.

Get through it. Get through the card, Brendan. Read it. Am I off? I made the black friend thing up. I knew you did. It reads perfectly clear, I think, Brendan. Yep, you're right.

Hope your is next year a good one. Okay. That's fine. Bro, it was a little off-roading for your CTE. That's all that was. I knew what you meant. I get it. Were you boogie boarding when you wrote that card?

I was in the van, dude. Oh, that's dope, dude. You know I rocked the shit out of this. Had to get that ordered, bro. Had to buy that. That macho man? You didn't give me a free gift. That's cool, though.

That shit's cool, man. I'm about to give you a signed 8x10 of me. Hey, dude, I went way hard to get this free. Bro, that's a double XL. I wear XL, but that's whatever. Let me give you my gift. Thanks for giving me your free merch. Wow.

Free? It was $26, you asshole. We're both with Killer Merch. I already have that. This is for you, dude. What is this, man? Some dope kicks, man. I told you I was going is for you, dude. Oh. No. Oh, what is this, man? Some dope kicks, man. I told you I was going to get some dope kicks to rock on stage.

Ain't nothing like a fresh pair of J's. Damn. Whoa. Especially the pine green hitters. Good luck finding those, boys. Whoa, these Riddlers, huh? Yeah, what's up, dog? I'm the pine greenies.

Damn. If you're feeling frosty, you can put the red laces in, which I like. But most people leave black. That's Christmas footwear, huh? My gift to you. Kill George. Wait, what? What?

That's a double X. No, that was Makos. No, I appreciate it, dude. It's a free gift, and your card was misspelled, but the grammar is not a big deal. It's the thought that counts, dude. Oh, there's two of them? Damn. Yeah. Huh? For you, dude, I got two of them. Oh, there's two of them? Damn. Yeah.

Huh? For you, dude, I got two of them. Oh, that's awesome, man. One wasn't good enough. Oh, this is awesome, dude. Yeah, those are frosty as fuck. And we got you something, too. Mm-hmm.

Cat. Okay. A new car! Well, last week you guys were talking about a cookie cake. Am I going to break my diet for this? Yeah, I have to. Again, you are, I'm sure. Again?

You mean every day. I'm down eight pounds, son. Are you really? I know, you look great. I was going to say something. I was like, bro, it looks like you're losing weight. Does he look like that? Yeah.

I worked out twice this morning. Ooh. Ooh. Damn, Mrs. Fields said fuck Corona and made it. Nice. And because people hate hearing Chewing on Mike, while you enjoy it, we have another little surprise. I'm going to go get it.

Enjoy some cake. Another surprise. Dude, I hope it's a... Dude, if you flew my mom in, if you flew my mom in for Endeavor, I'm going to freak out. I'm going to freak out, dude. If you flew my fucking mom in, we're not getting to freak out. I'm going to freak out, dude. If you flew my fucking mom in, we're not getting along right now.

I'm going to freak out, dude. Dude, if you flew Patrick in from Hawaii, I'm going to freaking lose it, bro. Have you guys seen Patrick? If you flew Andrus Albin, I'm going to fucking freak out, dude. I think we're all going to freak out. Oh, thank you, Kat. This is really sweet of y'all. It's my favorite thing in the world. Oh, hey. Oh, thank you, Kat. This is really sweet of y'all. It's my favorite thing in the world.

Oh, hey. What's happening? What's up, guys? What's happening? It's a special occasion today. Yeah, kind of, yeah. I can read birthday cakes, but not sideways. It's our birthday, sorry.

We both have corona. We're celebrating. Oh, fantastic. Glad you guys are here. Thank you. Happy Happy Happy Birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, Brendan and Theo Happy birthday to you Wow. Happy birthday. Wow. Thanks, guys. Thanks, fellas.

Thank you, guys, man. A little bit more. Look at that. How old are you turning? I'll be 37. I'll be 40. Back behind. You're 40?

Oh, you're 40? Damn, you look way better than him. It's true, though. He's really good, man. He's handsome, man. It's the beard. What do we call it? It's the male push-up bra.

Male push-up bra. That's unique. And you just wear the actual bra. yeah yeah we'll see where it goes when i'm 40. thank you man thank you guys for coming it's nice we actually we talked to your people last night and they uh they wanted to prep something else for you okay so come on mind no hit it we came up with this yeah remix i gotta read this came up with this thing when i said remix Yeah, remakes? I gotta read it.

I can't remember his name. Oh, no, I said remakes. Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom. All right. King of the Sting. Birthday. What's it about? Here we go.

Brendan and Theo, fight or away. I gotta go in and go hard in the paint. I do not think. I am in flow. Black rifle coffee and I'm ready to go. I need a sponsor. I am a monster about to open up with this at all of our concerts. Flo is contagious.

Rouse are outrageous. Thicker than girls that are Instagram famous. Hungry like I'm fresh off keto. Seeing red like Andrew Santino. Happy songs that hit like the great Ben Vino. Brendan, Nate, the queso, and the queserinos, yeah. You're psyched into my DMs. A couple of you tried, but you couldn't beat him.

Quit playing like Nintendo DS. You don't want the smoke like Joey Diaz. King in the sting, king in the sting, king in the sting. Bee sting, rat king, said the king in the sting. King in the sting, king in the sting. Got the cheese on the string. Yeah and the sting. King and the sting. We got the cheese on the string. Oh, man. That was awesome, man.

That was great. Thank you, guys. Yeah, thank you, guys. That's dope. Yeah, you guys did great, man. That's awesome. That was fantastic, man. Thank you, guys. Thank you very much.

The few, the proud, the brave. They do have one more. They do? Yeah, I want one more. There's word on the street that there's extra backside. Yeah. Can we see it? Baby got back.

Yeah, you can see some. Baby got back. You can see some. He just got back from Hawaii, too. Nice. Super jacked. Yeah, that thing's popping. You're welcome, jack yeah that thing's popping you're welcome fellas that thing's popping yeah you're welcome huh don't tell your wives you know yeah i think we got

something for that i think it's more hairy than i thought yeah it is I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny. When a girl walks in with a nitty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung. When I pull up tough, can you notice that the body's stuffed? Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring oh baby I wanna get

with ya and take your picture my homeboys try to warn me but the butt you got makes me so horny it's been a while you say you wanna get in my fence so use me use me cause you ain't no average groupie

I've seen you dancing To hell with romancing She's sweat, wet Got it going like a turbo Because my baby's got that Got that, got that, got that Baby got that So much better than the original

Got that, got that, got that Baby got that That's it, yeah Got that, got that, original. Baby got back. Baby got back. Baby got back. Baby got back. Baby got back. Baby got back. Yeah. Thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank It's our birthday Yeah In like eight months Yeah What is it At Bank of Harmony Is y'all's group That's it

Awesome man And you guys Tour around You do gigs We just won a TV show On the CW That nobody watched What was the competition called

Christmas Caroler Challenge I thought it was called White-ish Right Yeah That's coming later Two days soon Tyler's white-ish He's half non-white Is he That's it Well. Two minutes soon. Tyler's white.

He's half-naked. Is he? That's it. Well, you guys get a little, but the volume gets, the vocals get a little bit urban. Yeah, they did. Yeah, that shit was dope. I was like, damn, okay. Yeah, that was great.

I was getting that. I was shaking my tail feather. Yeah, great job, fellas. Really appreciate it. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, thank you so much, man. Hey, can I have a piece of that cookie? Yeah, sorry, man. Dang. I'm just kidding. I'm it. Thank you. Thank you so much, man. Hey, can I have a piece of that cookie? Sorry, man.

Dang. I'm just kidding. I'm sweating. I know. Damn. Chappelle didn't even focus on the singing. He couldn't wait for the ticket over. Let me get one more piece.

It's my birthday. Wow. Thank you, man. Wow. What a birthday, man. That was fun. What a birthday, man. Thank you, Nick.

Thank you, Sam. Thank you, Kat. Thank you, guys, for putting effort in, man. I got this sweet freaking B-Day cake, my favorite cake. Theo gave me one of his free t-shirts. This is cool, man. The double XLs, they cost them. I know, I know.

They have to put more fabric in the lat. Yeah, I work with two people. In the lat. They do. They have to double fabric the lat. Hey, I wear XL, but you know what? It's whatever, dude. It's like, at least you made the effort, dude.

Bro, if I see another big girl thumbing down a cookie saying, I'm actually an XL instead of a double XL. You mean Lizzo? I'm going to break it and lose it, okay? I'm about to wear assless chaps at a Lakers game, dude. Dude, you look like Megan the Donkey over here. Hey, why did those boys want to see your ass so bad? Then you got it out.

You told me to. Well, yeah, man. You got to impress the boys. You think they drove all the way down into the Corona Times? The Corona Times just not to see your ass? Just to sing those fucking tunes? Yes. I think, bro, they were good guys.

What did you think of the music, Chappelle? You sang. Oh, bro. They were great. I wanted to join. I'm like, y'all ain't got no black people. I'm like, come on, bro, they were good guys. What do you think of the music, Chappelle? You sing. Oh, bro, they were great. I wanted to join. I'm like, y'all ain't got no black people. I'm like, come on, let's get down. We could be something.

We can go further than CW. I'd take us on BET, bro. Yeah, dude. I would love to see you take them out on a BET. That shit would be lit. That shit would be lit. Chin, what did you think of the singing? Actually, rank it, if you had to rank the singers.

Like, seriously rank it? Yeah. No mess around? No. We never mess around on there. They were awesome, by the way. They seemed like awesome guys. Really nice.

I thought they were really good. I would say probably around 7.5-ish. 7.5? 7.5? 10 or 20? 10. Okay. Oh, man. One of those guys came from Vegas last night.

Did he really? Yeah. You better give him a better grade, Tim. I'll give him a 10 or a 10.5. They've got a pretty good rate. Wow. But they were happy to get together, they said, in these trying times. They were like, we haven't been together for a while.

We're looking for an excuse. And I'm sure they're going to party it up tonight. Yeah, they're trying to get out of the house. Listen, they did a fucking five-minute gig. They're going to go to WeHo right now and wild the fuck out. You think so? I don't do it. Are you kidding me?

I don't think they seem like gay men to me. Not a few of them were. You think so? I'll do it. How many were it? Four? Was it four or five? It's four.

It's a quartet. Half. Quartet, dude. Half. How many's in a quartet? Half of them. Four. Half of them were twins, bro. How many quart is in a quartet half of them four half of them were twinks bro how many

quartets in a gallon what kind of gallon talking about gasoline talking about water okay metal metal gallons get them they were great though man i didn't know what was gonna come were they great or not brendan because you keep saying they weren't no i i'm just curious about this is our birthday man you're ruining it no i'm well your shirt ruined it but hey the thing is is i just i'm just kidding i love it dude i like the effort i just feel like your jordans are very hard to get can't buy them anywhere hey so but yeah the jays dude are these jordans those are jordan ones pines really jordan one pines damn i didn't know that. Those will make you dunk, Theo. Really?

Mm-hmm. Wow. Those will protect you from corona. Oh, definitely. I can see that. You're like swag on stage, dude. Wow, bro. They have...

Smell the inside of that one. They got some real... Yeah, that's a brand new shoe smell. One of my favorite. Dude, your boy... Oh, dude, don't get that honker in there because I know you have some substance issues. Because I'll fucking, I'll take that

shit to the dome, bro. I'm going to need a new pair every afternoon. Why do you think I have so many shoes, bro? Living like a titty. It is our birthday. This shit smells like a hot glue gun. You sure they didn't just make these in the parking lot? Well, Chinese people made them. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. That shit is

nice, dude. Next you know, fast forward 30 minutes. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. That shit is nice, dude. Oh. Makes you know, fast forward 30 minutes, there's a fucking line of coke. Me and Theo just... Theo doing it from back there. Oh, dude, I'll do coke from halfway

across the room, bro. Like a surfboard. They used to call me that three-point shooter, dude. Like, yeah. That three-point sniffer they used to call me. Yeah, you're like the Steve Kerr

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In here or just at home? In here. Dude, I don't feel safe in here. I don't feel safe at home. It feels like the purge right now. Everybody whining out. Everybody at home. Who's the purge?

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You don't need Big Randall to come over. You don't need Little Thomas or Little Larry, bro. You don't need Jerry eating all your snacks while he sets the cams up. Yeah, you don't need somebody coming over and hitting on your wife over there while they got a wrench out. Yeah, and a hard-on. Dude, you know what else is weird? I tried buying a Panther to just patrol my house. Shit's expensive. Oh, yeah. So I like your SimpliSafe.

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Are you going to do anything on your actual B-Day? No, probably not. The government says we're not supposed to do anything. I'll probably try to meet up with someone at a park or something. Maybe do Frisbee if I have enough things to clean it off

each time we throw it back and forth. Yeah, hand sanitizer's a bitch. What are you guys doing, dude? Are you worried about this at the house or what are you guys doing? Nah, thriving. Just working out, doing our thing,

doing a lot of podcasts. And then my girl threw me a surprise birthday dinner. Really? Yep, but the restaurant shut shut down she had an invite for you but it got canceled uh yesterday morning when was it supposed to be it was supposed to be wednesday night dalia rogan callen i didn't get invited todd feldman yeah i promise yep when was she gonna invite me because that day because she was waiting to see the only one's confirmed confirmed. She sent you an email. She sent you an email, bro.

You were in Hawaii playing grab ass, sniffing shoes. Not to my email. She might have sent one. A different guy. Did y'all have another person that you know? Same, similar. Just Theo somebody. Theo Carter.

That's a good question. You know what? Take it up with her, bro. Yeah, these smells, definitely. That's a good question You know what Take it up with her bro Telling you dude Nothing like a fresh set You don't smell real bro I know dude You never had some J's Dude I've had some

Fucking real killer shoes I've had those Casey Anthony ones Those are dope The white ones With a blood splatter On the back With the kids handprint around the ankle?

That's too much. Now it's too much? Now it's too much? I didn't even say that, dude. Should we get in some debate club? Let's move along quickly. Yeah, for sure. Get me out of this.

Brendan has a bad attitude today. I do. I love my life, dude. This is fantastic. I feel like the most positive guy during the corona time. Really? I felt like those'm the most positive guy during the corona time. Really? I felt like those guys had some darkness. What?

Those guys flew from Las Vegas, Brendan. I know. Probably on broomsticks. Well, one did. To get here. Well, one flew. Or did they take the train, Nick? Do we know?

They all drove separately, including the guy who came from Vegas. We had Burbank, Temecula, Vegas, and I don't know where the fourth guy came from. Man, them boys doing the damn thing. They did it, huh? I hope you tipped them well, bro. We will. We will. They got paid their rate, and I wanted to make sure they performed, and they did, and

now they'll get their tip. I wonder if they ever think people get them in for sex or something. I bet people bring those kind of people in a lot for sex. Especially the guy in Vegas. Yeah, because if you're thinking about it, you're like, who can we get that would come in here, potentially someone might do sex with somebody. That was out of our budget. Yeah.

Really? You can hire them cowboy and angel boys. The other thing is, look up the website. But the other thing is, if those guys went on for an hour, that would be hell. That would be hell. If they had a concert, I'd blow my fucking brain out. Damn, dude. Yeah, dude. After three hours, I was like, I'm good. I'm sad. I'd blow my fucking brain. Damn, dude. Yeah, dude.

After three, I was like, I'm good. I'm sad. I thought you were the happiest guy in the room. I am. What? But not if they go past three songs. My breaking point was three. Oh, those guys were great, I thought.

They were awesome. I thought they were great. They were fun. No, no. Don't get twisted. They were fantastic for three songs. After that, I needed to go. And they were trying to hang out.

They were trying to linger. That's why I was like, all right, fellas. All right, man. We've had fun. It was my birthday too, Brent. You wanted to stay longer? I wouldn't mind one more song. Should we put them in the culture corner?

No, we got to. White-ish? White-ish. Dude, they definitely have kind of a throwback vibe. I thought the one guy was, the surprising guy was the little baritone guy. He was kind of the smaller guy, but he had that baritone. Yeah, he was going,

don't come by me. Baby back. I like the one rapping. It's the whitest shit I've ever seen in my life. I thought that they were pretty good. That Baby Got Back was good. I liked the little brow song. That was great.

Yeah. They actually had Baby Back in their repertoire already because I definitely obviously wanted them to do a little Iggy Azalea for us, but not enough time to do a four-person arrangement. Yeah, that takes some planning, dude. Well, there's not enough time to do a one-person arrangement, as we found out before. Iggy, Iggy, Iggy. Pussy, pussy. Years ago. I'm going to do a one-person arrangement as we found out.

Years ago. All right, let's do this, Nick. We are doing it, dude. This debate club is from Phil. Phil looks just like – who does Phil look like? Can you guys see Phil? Yeah, I can see him. Who do you all think that he looks like? Who is he?

One of the quartet dudes. Oh, he does a little bit, huh? But he also looks a little bit like, who is it? Oh, I know who you're talking about. You do? Yeah, that singer, right? Who is it? That singer, Luke Carden.

Lewis Capaldi? Yeah, Capaldi. That's what I'm thinking. Yeah, he looks a little bit like Lewis Capaldi. I don't even think that, though. I don't know who that is. Lewis Capaldi is probably one of the hottest Scottish or Irish singers there is. He's a young man.

He sounds Italian. It's L-E-W-I-S. Did you see Nick's history? It was all Iggy. Just Iggy ass. God damn, Nick. Get off her dick. Oh, he does look a little bit like that.

And Tim Dillon. He's a good dude. I see the Tim Dillon. Tim Dillon? That's who it is. Is it Tim Dillon? He's a good dude. I see the Tim Dillon. Tim Dillon? That's who it is. Is it Tim Dillon? He looks like kind of slim Dillon, I feel like. Yeah, but he looks like Lewis Capaldi a little.

If Lewis kind of joined, like got into more like a boy band. Yeah. And didn't have as much swagger kind of maybe. Here we go. Yeah, he looks like Lewis Capaldi's other brother. The brother that did science. Or gambling. Hey, what's up, Brendan?

What's up, Theo? Listen, doing my part, social distancing, but no sports to watch. Running on a podcast, waiting for some new episodes. And I just found myself Googling and Googling and stumbled across a little king of the stinget I'd love to get your guys' opinion on. The sniper? Tell me what you think about this. Now, I don't know if Steve Kerr was off that sauce or what

when it came time to name this last child here, but... Hey, what do y'all think about Steve Kerr naming his kid after a Japanese whiskey? Now, the best bet might be to have Chappelle read this name. But in case Brendan or Theo does, try not to say it too fast, fellas. And Brendan, just pretend like you're ordering some more Japanese whiskey if you are going to say it. I love this guy. Gang gang, buzz buzz.

Gray, this is great. Wow. Dude, Steve Kerr named his kid Nick Kerr. You had to say it, huh? It's Nick Kerr. But you had to say it. That's the kid's name. That was his name.

Yeah. What was he thinking? Huh? What was he thinking? You would know. No, I wouldn't. Call, text David Duke. I don't know about this.

I mean, I have no, I don't even know who to ask in the room about it. I don't either. I mean, I just. It's very strange with your last name. I know. What if the players, if you walked in like, oh, what's the baby's name? He's like, Nick. Oh the baby's name He's like Nick Oh that's cool

He's like my last name's Kha It better be Nick Kha What are you guys saying Let's go to the culture corner Is this What do you do Do you shut the kid down Do you change his name

just go by nicky yeah he does nicky kerr he does he goes by nicky yeah yeah he for sure goes by or nicholas kerr nicholas kerr yeah that's tough too a little bit how old is he he probably struggled in school i'll tell you that much yeah i hope he didn't go to all black school hey chabelle when your dad's steve kerr you're not going to all black school He probably struggled in school. I'll tell you that much. Yeah. I hope he didn't go to an all-black school. Hey, Chappelle, when your dad's Steve Curry, you're not going to an all-black school. That's probably true, dude. I think he did just fine.

He's around a bunch of black people, I'll tell you that much. That's true, dude. He's probably in the base around by Asians, you know? Yeah, but even if it was like a private school or something, I'm sure he ran into some some people had some questions about it they probably got questioned a few times can't understand it steve kerr naming his son nick oh it's neck and neck oh people are kind of like yeah maybe it was his grandpa's name look i think sometimes it's a way to change the tide you know this is nick kerr man you know what the problem is it just feels so natural to you when you say it with me it's a little bit of a struggle with you it just

glides out yeah you've been saying it for years but brendan you say it more he doesn't say it all the time dude and you've been saying it probably around the house to your children yeah dude look at these little Nick Kers out here. I know you have, Brendan. Get it together, dude. Look at him. Look at him. He's supposed to be frowning right now. It's too smooth. You get this glare in your eye when you say it. When you get that glare in your eye when you say it, it just rolls off your tongue.

It does, dude. Wow, you've changed, man. Steve Kerr's changed. That's a great fucking question, though, man. Or he's just trying to get back in the league. It's crazy, man. This little twink himself. What about this?

Now, there's a lot of Asian names that have some different type of connotation to them, don't they? Is there a last name, N-I-K-K-A like the whiskey? Not to my understanding or my knowledge. Nope. Brynn is just trying to find a way to say it again. Yeah. Should we go to the next one?

Yep. Brynn looks like the kind of dude who will break into your house and steal a recipe. Break into your house and steal some of your seasoning. Like, oh, potatoes are great. He left all the money, but he took our fucking salt and pepper. Theo looks like the yin-yang orphan. It's that yin-yang twin. It's that yin-yang twin?

Yeah. Oh, I get it, man. It's pretty good. I get it, man. It's pretty good. It's a yin-yang twin. It's a yin-yang twin? Yeah. Oh, I get it, man. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's heady. Yeah, yeah, man. It's out there. It's good.

It's good. I'm stuck on slow peshy. I cannot unsee that. I can't unsee it. Slow peshy is stuck with me forever. Yeah, dude. You look like you're from... You look like you're from...

Brokeback fucking soda fountain. Broke-back soda fountain? Yeah, dude. Like you're just going to fucking, like you're going to bang some dude for a Fanta. You're going to bang some dude for a Diet Coke. Get in my tent, boy. Let me suck your dick for this Coke Zero. All I got is regular Coke.

All the same to me, amigo. You got to tighten up, man. Dude, you got to tighten up. You got to tighten up. So King it or Sting it, then. Let's go to the rest of the group here. What do you guys think on Steve Kerr's son's name, Nick Kerr? I'll Sting it. there's so many names and this is coming from a nick yeah

this is coming from a real nick over here i think he's more offended jen what do you think i i feel like he just didn't think about saying the two words together and he really likes the name Nick but I would sting it too I would think about it more and sting it I bet he goes by Nicholas Nicholas for sure Nicky Kerr

Nicky Kerr, Chappelle King it You got it Own that shit Own up to it Yeah you gotta own up to it. Yeah, you got to own up to it and get out there. Come on, Nick Kerr.

Let's see it. Let's see it, bro. Let's see it. Come on. Let's be friends. I like your attitude, Kat. Draymond Green might have a problem. David West, I think, might have a problem.

David West here is like the most racist player in the... Or like a racist guy. Really? He wouldn't... Yeah. I mean, nobody's really going to get into supporting the name, I think, would have a problem. David West here is like the most racist player in the... Or like a racist guy. Really? He wouldn't... Yeah. I mean, nobody's really going to get into supporting the name, I don't think. Maybe a couple people. I don't think anybody gives a fuck. Yeah.

I think you couldn't have both names on the back of the jersey, probably. I'd probably frown upon it. Like, we had a guy growing up. We didn't have him, but he was around. And he wrote the N word. He made these hats, right? On the front, it said the N word He made these hats Right On the front it said

The N word Across the front But on the back it said Just joking Across the back What a bad idea So it was like And I bet they sold

In Newtown He sold two hats He only made two So he sold out He sold out in minutes But it's not a good hat To have Do you still have it?

Do you still have it? Do you still have that hat? I've never had it. Do you want to ask Killer Merch to make one? Do you want to send it to Steve Kerr's son? I've never had it, man. Yeah, whatever, dude. But yeah, some guy made a couple hats.

Anyway, Kat, king it or sting it? I'm going to have to sting it. I don't feel comfortable kinging anything. I do not either. I'm the only one? You and Brendan, obviously. Brendan voted with his behavior. I think he goes by Nicholas.

What else you got? Familiar face. Hi, Brendan. What's up, Theo? Everyone in the booth, Chin, Nick, Kat, answer my DM. It's your boy G over from this past weekend. So basically what's going down is I was working on a show in New York. This guy 50 Cent Creates It. I don't know if you guys have ever heard of him.

But basically they shut down production. So I have nothing to do all day long. So I went to Rhode Island where my parents live. And I created a TikTok. So King it or Sting it, TikTok. Wow. Thanks, guys. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz.

He created TikTok, you say? He developed the app TikTok? Yeah, I guess. Gianni did, who does our booking? Billionaire. He is going to be on a new Starz TV show, I think. I do know that. I do know that, actually.

I love how he dropped 50 Cent like he was being, hey, y'all, maybe heard him, 50 Cent. Also, Ja Rule slid my DM, so be cool, dude. I told him to act like a cocky prick. He didn't come off well there, I will admit. He seemed better than he usually is if he had just

been himself. If you watch Johnny's Instagram stories, it's pretty ridiculous. People, what the? Every time he's laying in bed shirtless. himself if you watch johnny's instagram stories it's pretty ridiculous people what every time he's laying in bed shirtless yeah just trying to show off the he has all kind of rap lyrics look at me now he has tattooed on his shoulder yeah i'm getting paper he has tattooed across this guy's great very bizarre what was his question again i think he was just trying to hit on cat tiktok king it or sting it. We're too old for TikTok, right?

I think so, man. Listen, I got enough social media. I don't need another thing. Is anybody in here on TikTok? Are you Kat? You're kind of young enough for TikTok. Nope. You're too old for it, you think?

I think I'm old enough to watch it. I don't know if I'm comfortable enough to be on it. How's it different than Instagram? It's just like a bunch of boomerangs? No, it's a bunch of people making small videos, kind of like Musical.ly and Vine used to be. It was Musical.ly, and it switched to TikTok. But yeah, Vine, I think, is the closest.

I don't know how it works. And how long are the videos? I thought 10 seconds, but I keep seeing one shared on other social medias that are longer. This is the first time I'm like, okay, I'm pretty old now. I don't get it. Is that the app where the bitches, the boys, would be doing something and then switch the outfits with the girls? Yes, yes. Get the fuck

out of here. J-Lo and A-Rod did one. That's some bitch shit. That ain't for me, man. I've just seen a little bit of it and I don't mind it really, I don't think. I just don't. I haven't really had a chance to look at the app really. I don't know if I'm going to. I just know like a lot of young kids are on it, so probably not for me.

It literally just came out that TikTok in the beginning was suppressing users they deemed to be ugly. So it was only good-looking people that were showing up in people's feeds. Wow. But here's JLo in. So if you were ugly't you wouldn't do it so they just like hit the like shadow ban the ugly people essentially a low and jay thought today was going to be jay jaylo so goddamn fun she's 50 bro and that's a rod trying to shake it like jen in the white dress. You just can't unsee.

That was like a viral thing, right? Dudes were switching outfits with their girl. Yeah, sting. TikTok, I'm just going to say sting it just because I don't know about it. I'm not in it yet. I just turned 37. I feel like I shouldn't be on there. Yeah.

I feel like I'm going to sign up and Chris Hansen will pop up and be like, do you want to have a seat? Yeah, have a seat. Have a seat. Have a seat over here at the Four Seasons where I'm staying for sign up and Chris Hansen is going to pop up and be like, do you want to have a seat? Yeah, have a seat. Have a seat. Have a seat over here at the Four Seasons where I'm staying for 11 nights on you guys' tab. We worked that out. We're cool. We're cool.

My bad. My bad. I'm just firing old shots. He did call me and talk to me about it, which was nice of him. Did he? He was like, hey, man, I just felt like you should have paid for that shit All them fucking kids I saved You can't give me one night in a hotel

All them fucking kids I saved From getting their assholes tore up We gave him one night We didn't give him five Sometimes it's just oral, Brandon Oh, did he stay five? I don't know It was

We gave him a couple nights And he tried to extend It's the least you guys can do He saved children, dude And what'd he get for it? Canceled. That's what he got? That's true.

I feel bad now, but I didn't. Does he still do like a YouTube show? Doesn't he do like GoPro? He's like, you want to have a seat? And the guy's like, no, get the fuck out of here, dude. He has a new show, yeah. What's it on, CW? No, it's on YouTube, I believe.

He has a new, he just did. There was just something in the news about him the other day. That was my favorite show For a long time dude Favorite Oh dude That show was fantastic My favorite was when Like the same dude

Shut up three times Like in episode one Episode seven Episode fourteen Episode thirty two Dude put this guy away For fuck's sakes Yeah yeah

Good evening everyone I thought I knew it I thought you were Going to come out man on it yeah here he goes that's his coronavirus update tomorrow have a seat uh yeah look i think chris is a neat guy i think he just you know the dark arts will get you and he gave into doing you know he was just doing what we all do sometimes chasing women you know just doing this and that oh really is really? Is that why he got cancelled?

Because he's telling girls to have a seat? No, no, he wasn't. I think he was just, I don't know. I have no idea. Was he on the show? What? Was he on your guy's show? Yeah. What the fuck did he talk about? Just what he was trying to do. It was mostly about the history of To Catch a Predator.

A lot of those repeats, some of his favorites. I don't know. It was really funny. God, I like him up. You didn't ask him what he's doing these days? No, he was. He was trying. At the moment, he was crowdfunding to try to do his own show. I think it ended up on YouTube.

I don't know if he's doing anything catching predators, but he's doing. He adopted the name Have a Seat, and he's just doing a Skype interview show, it appears, at the moment. He's putting up some numbers. Times are tough. He's called Have a Seat, and he's doing. Yeah, he's a hard worker. He has a son, I know, that was going to school somewhere. I think he might have two sons. Good luck fucking with those kids.

One of his sons is a newscaster somewhere. Oh, really? And here's somebody, we didn't get the rest of that. What was the last thing we were talking about? TikTok. TikTok. What do you think, Chappelle? I'm good. Really? Yeah. I don't need to be on my phone anymore. But it seems like it's dancing, it's music.

It seems like it's in your wheelhouse. You do like backflips to music and shit. Yeah, I can dance and stuff like that. Can you dance? Yeah. You can dance dance? Why is that a question? Yeah, you can dance, dude.

You are a racist. That's racist, assuming you can dance. I didn't assume that he could. You've seen him dance? Huh? I believe he can. Thank you. Thank you, Theo.

Yeah, it's fake, brother. You've been dropping the N-bombs since I've been on the show. It was so smooth for Theo. 20% of the show, Chappelle's been on. Who's really friends with David Dukes over here? I can't believe it's not an Asian. It's not like honky or something, like Asian for honky. There is stuff like that, yeah.

There is? Honky. I'm pretty sure there's a Korean superstar right now. Honky? Honky. How do you say it? I'm not even kidding. How do you say white devil?

Oh, actually, in Vietnamese, there's a name that's pronounced but, but then it's spelled B-I-C-H. But. B. So it looks like bitch. Oh, bitch. And then there's another one that is that the spelling for house is NGA so people will put book and then yeah right next to it so it

looks like a different word yeah what's that mean cat in Vietnamese it is someone's name and house But the English spelling looks like something else What does it look like then? Buk Nga What does that mean? Big Buk Nga

No B-I-C-H Space N-G-A Oh the way Okay nevermind I was just thinking the actual word So you're saying

Yeah So bitch N word Bitch nigga Yes Thank you. It just feels different. We can't say that in here, man. Hey, man.

Unless you're talking about Steve Kerr's son or whiskey. Oh, I get in trouble for it? We don't say that in here, man. You asked for it. This shit has gotten cultural, man. Well, here's some guy who definitely is a real, does not like black people. He's hiding up in the mountains right here. Okay, let's be honest.

Here is a guy who is disguising himself up in the snow, which is basically, a lot of black people call it white fire. So here's some guy hiding up there. I think I've been saying debate clubs these have all been king of the stingings here's okay let's get this fucking honky out here there we go about time we got one of those i'm tired of this fucking thing for y'all today but before i ask you i just want to show you where we at we're out in uh valdez alaska we. We're ice climbing today. So that's your King of the Stingit.

Ice climbing. Stick, pick, pump, pump. Love you guys. Love you, man. Stay safe, dude. It looks like he's just hiking. I don't see any ice. Do you see any ice? There's ice in front of him, Brendan. Play that shit again. I think he's just

hiking. Is he in Runyon Canyon? No, he's off the side of a cliff. Look at? There's ice in front of him, Brendan. Play that shit again. I think he's just hiking. Is he in Runyon Canyon? No, he's off the side of a cliff. Look at his father down there. Yeah, that's some snow. Ice pick. Is it ice picking? Ice climbing.

Ice climbing, man. I think that that stuff is rugged. I think it's tough. I'm cool with it. I think it's like. It's going to be fun. There's probably no way you're going to get infected with anything out there. I mean, there's nothing out there.

Nothing can even live out there. The only thing you're going to get infected with anything out there. I mean, there's nothing out there. Nothing could even live out there. The only thing you're going to get is a good time and maybe a nice, fresh slushie. Yeah. There's avalanche worries, avalanche concerns, I think. A couple polar bears might get up your ass. Yep. A couple bears. I think that everything else seems like—

Where was he doing it at? I don't know. Alaska. What's up, Brendan? What's up, Theo? I got a king of a stinger for you all today. But before I ask you that, I just want to? I don't know. Alaska. What's up, Brendan? What's up, Theo? I got a king of for stinging for you all today. But before I ask you that, I just want to... He didn't say.

Could there be a wider sport? Than ice climbing? It's almost Nordic, I feel like. That guy could be... I mean, to get out on ice and try to get to the top of it, that's really. To stick fucking spikes in the side of the mountain to climb up the ice? Yeah. That's ballsy, man.

That's brave. Those four guys that were singing here probably do it. Oh, I'm sure they've done it. Oh, yeah. But, yeah, I think the guys, you notice he has those reflective glasses on because I guess the reflection off that ice is probably pretty hot. That's the worst. So I think it's probably pretty brave. I don't know if I would like it as much as doing something more

like just climbing like a regular wall that's like room temperature, like a rock wall. Like that REI? Yeah. Yeah, I feel you. Less hassle. I'm down to do that, especially with him. Or climbing over here on your freaking little piss bricks over here maybe.

Talking about the busted wall? Yeah. My wall is fine, bro. Your wall is weak. Your wall is a bunch of... My shit's sauced up. Yeah, dude. You got those condiments, bro.

Heavy on the condom. That's bus central over there. What else you got, Nick? I'm going to say sting it. For me, I think it's a sting it. I applaud it, but for me me it's a little too much. I would rather do that solo climbing that they do than be out on ice.

Okay, you ain't ready for any of that. But here's the thing. You have a hard time skateboarding. Let alone fucking climb up a wall free solo style. Skateboarding is hard, dude. You grow up skateboarding with that ass? You little ruffles on that skateboard?

You're a rollerblader, huh? Little rollerblader with the cut-off jean shorts and the N-hat? I didn't buy it. Who wants one? Only got one left. I didn't buy it, man. It was somebody that was passing through town that bought it.

You made that shit. I didn't, bro. I couldn't make a hat at that age, man. I saw the hats. That's all I did. And I went like this. And here's our last King of the Sting it.

Hey, guys. Kirk Nicholas from Boulder, Colorado here. With one of the worst starts in humankind history to a new year, what else could possibly go wrong?

Well, this morning, Tom Brady announced that he will no longer be a New England patriot. It's the end of an era and quite frankly, my mind is blown. So, will Tom Brady follow in the footsteps of LeBron James to L.A.? My question to you is, will Tom Brady be the new king of L.A.? King or sting it?

Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Thanks, fellas. Buzz, buzz. Shout out to Boulder, Colorado. That's where your boy went to college. Oh, yeah, Buffs. Huh? Buff Central. Go, uh... Shout out to The Sink, okay? That's where we used went to college. Oh, yeah. Buffs. Buff Central.

Shout out to The Sink. Okay. That's where we used to hang out. What is it? The Sink. That's the bar we'd hang out. Low ceilings. Tons of hoes.

Oh, I've been there before, I think. Really? On the hill there? I think so. Yeah. You got the pizza place right across the street, too? Yeah, I used to run a bus company out there with my buddy. Oh, damn.

From Boulder to Denver. And they got... What buses? Full length. medium to full and we got um and uh we had some legal issues pop up but yeah it was like party buses you know you get people to get on there and party drop them out there and drive them back all them frat boys but people are always vomiting fucking fucking, abortions, everything on there. They were doing it all. Kids missing, JonBenet style.

Of course you got shut down, dude. One group I remember had a JonBenet party. The whole fraternity and sorority had a JonBenet party. They called it, we're going looking for. They just got hammered. It was JB and BJ. JB's and BJ's. It was JonBenet's and blowjob's was kind of the other part.

And what were the snacks? Was it milk and pineapple? I don't know. That's a deep cut. It's a deep cut. Was that what the brother was eating whenever he allegedly killed her? Super deep cut. Super deep cut.

I'm going to say this, man. I think that it's the best thing for the Patriots to do. I think it's an ice cold move. I don't think that he's – I think he's one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time, but I think it's his ability to win them a Super Bowl maybe is done. I just think the relationship is over. He's there for 20 years. Be cool, Boston.

He's there for 20 years. He's also getting a little older, and he doesn't have any help. They had a good defense, but there's no offensive help. Let him go. Do you think he's coming to L.A.? Guaranteed he comes to the L.A. Chargers. he has offers from the la chargers and tampa bay but he has a production studio out here he has a house here in bel air he's gonna move here so you have lebron and tom brady both old as fuck but they're here yeah yeah i don't know if i mean it's like in chargers two

years ago remember they're they're the team they fucking team. They just had a bad year last year, but you put Tom Brady on there, them boys are going to be bad. But also, same conference as Patrick Mahomes. So it's going to be tough for them, man, to win anything. Yeah. And your boy, who's your Denver boy? New guy, quarterback, everybody loves him. Drew Locke.

Drew Locke, yeah. Drew Locke will rap now. Can he? Well, there's video of him Sidelines just rapping Like Soul Survivor I think it was Young Jeezy song On the sideline

Yeah He's pretty gangsta White dude goes Young Jeezy And calls himself a rapper Let's be honest dog Young Jeezy went to Loyola Bruh

Okay Let's be realistic Is that true? Huh? Is that true? I think it is true I think he went true, actually. I think he was the Loyola of New Orleans, dude.

Let me tell you that. Different Loyola. That's true. It's probably the most, well, I don't know. Loyola gets pretty urban. Baltimore, Chicago, New Orleans. Yeah, that's true. But Loyola Marymount here in LA is super. Yeah.

That's just whites hiding in the fucking young mountains. That's where G-Eazy came out of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is this guy asking about? What is his problem? It sounds like you guys are kinging him coming to L.A. Yeah, he's coming to L.A. Get your minds right.

I don't think that it's the best investment for the Chargers. I really don't. I mean, I don't think it's bad. They don't have a quarterback right now. Yeah, but I think you just go with somebody that's good and younger. I mean, I don't know. You got somebody young. There's a bunch of good quarterbacks coming out.

Yeah, I think you're just going to end up with a team that loses in the first round of the playoffs or the second round of the playoffs. I'm not saying that Tom Brady isn't great, but when Peyton Manning came back for that last season, wherever that was, Denver, remember the second one, the second last season? Yeah, but he won a Super Bowl there. In Denver? Yeah. But that last season he came back with that.

He still won a Super Bowl when he came over. Half and all. He was old as fuck, came over from the Colts. We won a Super Bowl. Yeah. Chargers need to fill seats, too. We won one. We won one Super Bowl, and we lost. We went to two Super Bowls, Peyton Manning. we won a Super Bowl. Chargers need to fill seats, too. We won one Super Bowl and we

went to two Super Bowls, Peyton Manning. That's a good point. I bet Tom Brady plays three games and it's a wrap. No! No way. Gronk joins the Chargers midseason. That would be dope. Or Antonio Brown. Now we're talking. That would be interesting, too. They already got weapons, man. Two years ago, they were the fucking

squad. People forget. I'm sure Antonio Brown will do well in L.A. Hey, man. I don't know they were the fucking squad. People forget. I'm sure Antonio Brown will do well in LA. Hey, man. I don't know. I just mean problems. I'm sure Theo will see him at some meeting. What do you guys think? What's happening? What does the Asian culture think of Tom Brady? Do you guys look at him as a god like white people do? Or does it matter?

Chin doesn't watch football. Chin likes the Chargers because they used to have a Korean kicker. Then he missed three and they cut him. They did? Yeah. Koo. His name was Koo. I forgot the rest of his name, but it was Koo. He does like Chappelle type shit before he kicks it, too. The one Korean player and you forgot the rest of his name? We talked about it a lot.

It was Koo. You know Koo and you know Dat Nguyen? Dat Nguyen, yeah. Dat Nguyen? Dallas Cowboys. And they have Fu Yang. Fu Yang. Fu Manchu?

That new guy for Atlanta, the kicker. Koo Yang. Oh, I think that's who I was thinking of.'s the guy that does all the flips and shit boo-boo Help me out here damn it So I'm some fucking Korean verbiage Young ho cool young Young okay that straight legend bro. He's badass. He is badass, dude. Yeah, I don't think he's playing anymore.

No, he is. Yeah, he is. I think Patriots now. Somebody picked him up. He's from Georgia Southern. Check this out. Boom. Boom.

Wow, and he did a backflip. That's a ninja. That's a ninja that plays football. Everything, it's all WWE, man. Everything's turned into WWE. wwe if this doesn't work out he'd be the most lit power ranger they got in a heartbeat what do you got what do you think chapelle uh i don't watch uh well i just know there's a lot more black quarterbacks now i know that much that's true actually lamar jackson mvp yeah one that's one patrick mahomes

half his daddy so you're getting worse on this one? Yeah, I know, right? He's just going down. Yeah, dude. Now just name a white guy. Drew Brees. His great-great-grandpa. His wife.

Yeah, who else? They got Deshaun Watson. Cam Newton. Cam Newton. He's maybe looking for a job. Jameis Winston. He might be looking for a job, too. I don't know what they're going to do down there.

I thought it was going to be a good quarterback. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely a great move. It's L.A., you know. It seems like a lot of players, like the big names, start to come over here because it's easy to do endorsements, all of that kind of stuff. Like LeBron came here. His whole production studio is out here. I'll say, you know, he wants to do good with the Lakers, but he has his whole squad out here, production studio, all that stuff.

He's making movies and shit. Yeah. He can do both. Tom Brady's the same way. He has his TB20, whatever the fuck it is. TB12. He has his whole production staff out here. That's why they do it. If you do that out here, there's more opportunity

for all that. You could start a show. You could start a studio. You could start all that kind of stuff out here. It seemed like more than somewhere else. For sure. so yeah it's just like a lot of these guys they come out to la towards the end you know smart move get paid to do your business i think he's asking if uh who would be the new king of la would it be lebron or would it be tom brady now that he's coming to la who i think lebron's gonna win a championship this year with the Lakers. You think, dude? It's going to be tough to pick. It's only him and the other best player in the league.

It's too much, man. It's too much. If they can beat the Greek freak. You want to close it out with one relationship advice and one King or Sting? Yeah, let's help somebody. Is this the kicker we were talking about? His name's Youngho. Okay.

Is this the kicker? Huh? I don't know, dude. Is this the kicker huh i don't know dude is this the kicker god i'm moving my birthday can i legally get my birthday move now you're a pisces bro what's up theo what's up brandon my name is andrew i'm from cebu philippines amen brother i got relationship advice for you guys he's tired ooh I bagged. She goes to another school. So my question is, should I go across the island and figure out who it is and show them what's up? Ooh. Or should I lay back, let my girl handle it, and bite my tongue? That's my relationship advice. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz.

Buzz, buzz, young man. This is a good question. I don't think you go over and beat the dude up. If your girl's fine, you're going to have a bunch of people shooting some shots no matter what, man. Shooting shots at some thoughts. You feel me? So for him, dude, I wouldn't say anything. Let your girl.

Let's see how loyal this girl is, dude. And your young. Let's see how loyal she is, dude. Start sending ass pics and shit also if i'd look more into it why is he sending all this shit like what's going on there dude i'd look more at your girl than homeboy if your girl's fine shooter's gonna shoot like nick kerr you feel me you nailed it that time i thought me too you heard the nick heavy on the case yeah yeah heavy nick kerr you are getting better you'd have to say it again Me too. You heard the Nick. Heavy on the Ks. Nick Kerr, heavy on the Ks.

You'd have to say it again. Sorry. Phil's got my back, man. I'm trying, bro. I feel like he's going to come after me, man. He's dressed like one of the bad guys in A Time to Kill.

So I'm just worried that he's going to come after me. It is, but it's also a really good reference. Seagal? No, A Time to Kill. Remember with... Hard to Kill, I'm thinking. My bad. Then we're going to have to explain the movie. And also...

With the guy! With Matthew McConaughey. Remember in that movie, A Time to Kill? Yeah. Now, also also we just realized That Nick is the type of guy That knows Steven Seagal Me and my grandma Watched him all the time

He was excited for that too Steven Seagal used to be a badass Under Siege Yeah all of them Tommy Lee Jones Would eat that raw meat Anyways So

For him You gotta look at your girl A shooter's gonna shoot dude So you gotta look at your girl See if she's entertaining the shit. Why did he send flowers and whatever else? Chocolates. And chocolates.

But then send chocolates again. He sent, this is two gifts. Because she gave him the cold shoulder. He's not going to keep sending it. Well, they're on an island, man. Especially across the island, dude. Yeah, I think, because you think once you go over there and open up a can of, you know, a can of Top Ramen or whatever

they open. They don't come in top. Yeah, Bottom Ramen or whatever, which is Brendan's nickname in Asia. I see your bottom ramen. It is Yeah. Who want the thick noodle?

Oh, that's a you noodle. You want the thick noodle? Oh, that's a you noodle. You want the thick noodle, huh? What I'm saying is... Oh, nigga, it is. Hey, dude. Bro, help the guy out, Brandon. Yeah, dude. You don't fucking help anybody.

Hey, don't go over the open a can of Spam. That's what I was trying to say. You don't help anyone, Brandon. You've never helped one person. Dude, I get so many DMs from people like, dude, thank you. Your relationship advice is so good. I listen to Theo and I have a drug addiction now. Okay.

My girl broke up with me. I'm addicted to drugs. Dude, help. All he said was start a podcast. Keep listening, bro. Keep listening. That's all we can tell you look i think this pinoy fella is serious first of all this guy's a doctor okay and he'll obviously get over there

if he goes over there to carve that dude up it could get nasty you know he might carve him up and bring him back to life that's true dude that'd be a gangster move bro kill the dude and then fucking bring him back to life and tell him to never mess with your girlfriend again yeah um but i said yeah ask your girl if she can shut it down. If she needs some help shutting it down. That's what I would say. Let's go to a female perspective. What do you think?

I agree with that wholeheartedly, actually. Which part? All of it. Honestly, I think you should let her take care of it. But it is also weird that she's receiving gifts from a guy who probably knows that she has a boyfriend. That's always weird. What's receiving gifts from a guy who probably knows that she has a boyfriend. That's always weird. What's weird to me, the first time, all right, if she's fine enough, dude probably shot a shot.

He's like, all right, she's not into it. For him to send a second time, she must be like, oh, damn, thanks, boo. Ass picking. He's like, oh, shit, here's some chocolates, bitch. I don't see it like that. You know? Who knows? Maybe the other guy is trying to court her. They are in the Philippines.

That's how they do it. They court down there? Mm-hmm. They still give like royalty? What, affection is the word you're looking for? Dowry, yeah. They still do that? No, but to my understanding,

when a guy wants to date a girl in the Philippines, old school way is he would gather a bunch of his friends and he would basically go to her house and perform for her. Yeah, that's what those white dudes were doing. Yeah, basically that. They would do that, but in the Philippines. It's exhausting. You're hard to date. But I think it shows a level of affection, kind of.

It shows you might be serious, you know? You got your boys together and did a rap. Yeah, get your boys over there and say, hey, you know that's why filipinos can sing and dance that's true it's been a little freestyle for a bitch ass one time rodney really loves you you know we came all the way over here hit it and it's all for rodney dude and his heart yeah there's something nice about it yeah it is kind of cool chapelle what do you think man what do you what do you tell this guy? If some dude was sending your girl gifts, what would happen, Chappelle?

I mean, I'd go with you, like, you know, talk to a homegirl first. But, like, if it just kept going, I'd probably be like, oh, then I guess that's your thing, you know? And then I'd probably move on. That's your thing? Oh, like, are you saying, like, she's entertaining it? Well, I'm just like, that's your thing, and you know like are you saying like she's entertaining it well i'm just like that's your thing and i'll probably move on wow so don't get beat up i'll fuck all y'all up

i just felt attacked at the moment You've been having my back. I'm sorry. That was aggressive. Hey, don't do a cartwheel on our face. I'm sorry. That was aggressive. I just felt attacked at the moment. I was like, oh, they all hate me. No, please don't do a somersault in here. I was like, y'all beat me up right now? What's up, dude?

No, bro. We want to see what's... I'm curious. If Homeboy just kept sending your girl gifts, you're just going to give up? Like, nah, that's you, boo. Yeah. I mean, I'm pretty... I'm a lone wolf. Yeah, you're good.

Yeah. I don't... But, dude, you're always going to be a lone wolf yeah you're good yeah i don't but you're always gonna be a lone wolf if you behave you know if you just every time that the anytime a dude says your girl chocolates yeah if everybody sometimes sometimes everybody shits in your sand and you just first of all i'm all the chocolate she needs damn you know what i'm saying yeah i would take personal offense to that to the actual candy you know yeah that's like if somebody sent some fluffernutters to your girl you know no it'd be like somebody sent my girl some fucking this one sent my girl some fucking flaming hot cheetos yeah well or just some fucking

lukewarm cheese puffs you know if somebody sent your girl a fucking cheddar baguette, you know what I'm saying? Or if somebody sent your girl, oh wait, you don't have one. But if somebody sent your girl some fucking Long Johns. Oh, whatever, dude. Just go with cream. I'm going back to Maui, bro. But look, man, I think that this guy's going to be fine. What was his problem again, man?

This guy's worried about race relations on an island? Bro, I say you pick up a truck full of your Pinoy bad boys and roll over there, dude. Like Tokyo Drift, dude. Yeah, Tokyo Drift over there. Yeah, drift your ass over there. Say, what's up, son? Where's your flowers now? Yeah, teach this fella what's up, man.

Or mail in some chocolates. Send him a thing of chocolates. Hey, man. Probably his stupid face. Yeah. Well, no, or mail in some chocolates send him a thing of chocolates hey man probably his stupid face yeah send him well no but send him some chocolates man

say look man yeah send him chocolates back yeah say look man we all invite half of them yeah eat half of them yeah and be like

this is what I think of you dude yeah stay away from my girl or put some secret messages in them that's a good idea well man I would say give her give people your dates but thanks Corona 19 think yeah we're here man we're just

surviving how are you guys surviving you guys surviving okay do you feel like load up on stuff oh yeah I got some food and stuff yeah I should be alright how do you do anything yep loaded up on a bunch of spam and a bunch of ramen Wow really mm-hmm that's how Asians stock up. I feel like you're going to be fine. I'm going to be fine. If we were like a three-month issue where we couldn't eat, I feel like you're going to be fine.

Just by yourself, right? Just eating spam at night and shit. I'll find a way. Yeah, you'll be all right. Kat's pretty resilient. Do you feel lonelier in this kind of time since you broke up with your boyfriend? No.

You don't? I feel like now I can focus on myself and now there's just more food for one person. Yeah. You feel like this is how Bella feels that.

Yeah, because you always have to worry about like another person. Oh, yeah. If you're with someone, now I can just focus on myself. You thought Postmates been like fucking 26 hours.

That's a strong independent woman right here, bro. Uh-huh. Damn. You call her bro, but whatever. Shots fired, bro. I call her bro, but whatever. Shots fired, bro. You shut up, Brendan.

Hey, man, I'm not Steve Kerr over here, bro. Dude, you're ruining our birthday. You ruined it. I thought those four white dudes ruined it. I love those dudes, man. They're from a simpler time, Brendan. You're right, man. I like how they're doing it.

All right, dude. Be safe, guys. Happy birthday, brother. All right, happy birthday, man. They're from a simpler time, Brendan. You're right, man. I like how they're doing it. All right, dude. Be safe, guys. Happy birthday, brother. All right, happy birthday, man. You guys be good. Both, both.