The Golden Hour - Episode 61: The 'Rona Special ft. Eddie Bravo & Sam Tripoli

Episode Date: March 20, 2020

Special guests, Eddie Bravo and Sam Tripoli, join Theo and Brendan for The Rona special! The guys talk Ron Paul's Virus Theory, Drinking Tap Water, Alien Invasions, Corona Pick Up Lines, The THREAT Of Anal, Eddie Bravo's Bottom Of The Barrel Porn Story, Sex With Masks, Shrooms At The Zoo, Homeless Judges, Ass Wiping Regulations, and much more!1. Helix Sleep - https://helixsleep.com/kats2. BetterHelp - https://betterhelp.com/katsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back off my broccolini. Get your life together. It is. Don't touch me, bro. I'm not touching you, dude. Dude, I heard Miss Fields has it. I heard Prince Fielder has it. Prince really?

Yep. I hear if you go to Field of Dreams, you get it. Kevin Costner has it. Yeah, that's what I've heard, dude. Who? Metta World Peace? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He you get it. Kevin Costner has it. That's what I've heard, dude. Who? Metta World Peace? Yeah. He's got it.

Kevin Durant? Yeah. The Globetrotters have it. KD has it. Only rich people really have it. I'm cool with this, then. I mean, you guys might be in trouble. You're at a higher tax bracket.

But broke-ass Tripoli over here is doing fine. Listen, dude. I've been eating ass since 85. I could fucking survive. Your immune system is straight, dude. Oh, yeah. You eat ass? 85.

SARS, Black Plague, all the skips, you dude. I've been AIDS four times. Well, a lot of gay men I know, a friend of mine that is gay, called me and he said, Hey, about time you guys know what it's like to have to struggle every day with a real disease. That's a good point. That is a good point. Because imagine having this every time you go out to have a drink and somebody has COVID

in their butt. And they don't tell you. Yeah, of course they don't. You got splotches on your face. Next thing you know, yeah. You later got splotches, low red blood count, you know? Dude, and they said Calamine lotion. I've been putting Calamine all over my arms at night not saying not doing anything they say ky beats it too dude lather yourself up dude yeah

lather yourself up put on a tight jacket they say masturbation ups your immune system really yeah well dude i heard yeah but i definitely seems like i will say this. It seems like no one, like, has it. Like, I haven't seen anybody with it. Have you? No. Honestly, Brendan. I'm not lying to you. Not one.

Because you seem like you're lying. No, I know Kevin Durant has it. Yeah, you read that somewhere. Yep. And he says he feels fine. But here's the thing. They told KD he has it. He's never felt fine.

Dude, you read a lot of his posts. He's always really been in his feelings, I feel like. Yeah, you're right. Also, for some of these celebrities, I feel like it's a PR move. Have we started? Yeah, we started. No, we're live, dog. No, we're live.

Yeah, we've been ranting for about 10 minutes, Eddie. Jump on in. Try the water out, bro. Yeah, get in here. Have a sip. Dude, go for a swim, dude. Grab a Corona. Jump in the water.

How long till Corona changes their name? Yeah. Their sales are down to some crazy number. I heard one of their employees found that. Pretty soon you'll get in a 99 cent store, right? In that discount bin. Yeah, but I don't know if they sell glass in there. That's the only thing. So if they put it in a plastic bottle, they would sell it.

If you want to meet a good woman, go to a 99 cent store. You see some hot, broke bitches. Yeah, but also women that are smart. They think ahead they're ahead of the curve good with money yeah you'll meet a lot of hoes at whole foods dude that's what they say that's the hoe and hoe food yeah it's true man oh yeah but you're not one of them though those are high priced yeah organic yeah yeah you got to get a woman off a farm i feel like these days nah dude traffic court's a great place to meet chicks.

You got a girlfriend now? Mm-mm. I got an ex-girlfriend. But maybe we might get back together. I don't know. I hope so. Yeah. Anything would help.

But I heard Miss Fields has it. Who else? Here's another thing. Where are all the fucking women getting the disease? Women are receptors, I thought. Yeah. So few women getting it. It is ridiculous.

Have you heard one? I know Lady Gaga was crying about it. But again, I don't trust these celebs with this PR stuff. Hey, Ron Paul just put out a video yesterday calling. I mean, the name of the video is the coronavirus hoax. Wow. Ron Paul saying it's a total hoax. Did you see that video? I didn't see it.

It's Ron Paul. He's saying his YouTube channel is channel is oh we got it up we got ron paul's a real politician daddy we got it up right there brother that dude's a young christian warrior for sure yeah dude why is he the liberty report he has some nuts hanging off his eyes whatever i gotta turn it up starting from. Start it from the top. Start it from the top. Start it from the top.

Ron Paul's legit, right? It's short. Ron Paul's legit as fuck. Super legit. Right? Super crazy legit. And his son is... Rand Paul.

Rand Paul. He's awesome, too. Who's great. Says some crazy shit, though. You know what is great? You know he's also a stand-in double for Tommy Lee Jones. Is he? Who, Ron?

Yeah, dude. Tommy Lee Jones, and this guy looks like he could fucking use a couple grams. Tommy Lee Bones over here. Hello, everybody, and thank you for tuning in to the weekly report. The coronavirus hoax. Governments love crises because when the people are fearful, they are more willing to give up freedoms for promises that the government will take care

of them. After 9-11, for example, Americans accepted the near total destruction of their civil liberties in the Patriot Act's hollow promises of security. Hey, Ron Paul, go up to Washington, dog. Start licking some fucking rails. Let me know how you feel.

He's on a mission every day. He's saying this shit every day. This isn't like some new thing he just decided to leave his cabin in the fucking woods and come out. He does this shit every day. What they're doing to Bernie right now, they did to him back in the day. They kneecapped

this motherfucker. They didn't let him run. Bernie's not going to win, man. I know, it's crazy. Bernie's out. How? Because they manipulated and completely lied about it. Dude, have you noticed that you've only seen one exit poll

the whole time? So what that down you is exit polls, right? I fucking told you. I didn't know if you told me that. You didn't say that. I told you. Did you?

No, I've said this whole time that Bernie was going to get hijacked, man. He got hijacked the last time. Yeah, didn't say anything, took a knee. Because he's part of the establishment, too. We just did a podcast yesterday, a 10-4-Hour podcast, with Dr. Shiva Ayyadurai. He's got four degrees from MIT. He invented email.

This guy's brilliant. Goddamn. He's brilliant. Shut up about that. He basically just said the same thing that Ron Paul said, but he wasn't as straight out as Ron Paul. Ron Paul's coming out. Ron Paul calls this video the coronavirus hoax. Ron Paul has nothing to lose.

Yeah. Okay, so if it is a hoax. Not in the sense that the virus doesn't exist. Yeah, there is a virus. It's like the flu. It's basically they rebranded It's basically old people are dying. Old people are dying. Italy has problems.

Well, the reason Italy has problems. Italy's a bunch of, if you've been to Rome, those people over there are assholes, dude. Okay. I'll be honest. Now they're dead assholes. Hey, do you like pizza? Huh?

Do you like pizza? Yeah. Okay. I'm not saying the people that worked at Domino's is assholes. I'm saying the people that works in Rome have been pickpocketed they have been shoved about pushed off a bus when my girlfriend was carrying something on you bro you dress like that go to italy huh dress like what excuse me what are you talking about dude like a fucking backup dancer for somebody with aids bro they look like warrior gang members from the movie the warriors, right? They each look like a

separate gang. No, you look like a bouncer at a really expensive weed store. That's you. They both got Corona now. Hell yeah. But here's the thing. T.O.'s had it. That is true, dude. Well, a lot of gay men also say that it's not getting in the gay community.

I was just talking to a gay man on the ride over here. And he approved that? You know why? Yeah, he said it's not getting in their community. Because poppers kill fucking Corona. They sniff the poppers and they're safe. It just seems so bizarre. It seems like it's very calculated who the media says has it.

Should the media be held accountable for creating this panic? You know what I'm saying? It seems to me, because half of the people that have died or like almost half of the people that have died in the united states still less than 100 all come from this elderly folks home in washington how weird is that yeah it seems like is it this other this other this other doctor that i listened to on on youtube so take it with a grain of salt, he said that coronavirus is not new. They list it as on the back of Lysol,

like as one of the viruses it kills. There's all these viruses. And it says human coronavirus on the back of Lysol. So he's saying this is nothing new. Like if 10 years ago they tested 10,000 people for corona, you'd get like 40 people because this is, it's, they're just rebranding something that's already out there. So I don't know. And then people say, Oh, but they got a new string now and it's mutating. It's like, where's the proof of that? Where are the bodies? Yeah. How stupid do you feel,

Chin? Look at them right now. Where are the bodies? It's a good question. Where are the bodies, man? We're acting like there's zombies over here on the streets right now and we gotta all stay inside because the zombies that's what we're acting like yeah i went for a jog some guy picked his dog up when i was jogging by like i was gonna eat it or something you know it's tough time hard time like i was gonna jump on his back like cray i'm not even joking he picked it up and walked like the other side of the street have you guys heard of event 201 have you guys heard of Event 201? Have you guys heard of Event 201? Event 201 is in October. They did this.

It was like this kind of meeting where all these great minds came together and they kind of talked out what would happen during an outbreak. And it was basically based off of the coronavirus. Is this where Bill Gates was at? Bill Gates' foundation basically funded it. Now, if you can go to, there's one thing.

It's called simulation or basically they break down what will happen. Simulitis. No, no, no, no, no. It's in the event 21. You just got event 201. You just got to find it where they basically, scenarios. Find scenarios in this thing and you break down the scenario

and you read it. It's on YouTube too. No, no, no. It's on event 201. Read what the scenarios are. I think it's right down there. Possible scenarios. If you click on something. You just got to find it on this website. And it's basically what happened. But the opposite is,

here it starts in Latin America, comes to, Latin America goes to America, then goes to China, but it was the other way around. And they talk about how it started with a bat. Now, when we talked about Dr. Shiva, the reason he doesn't believe that is because they don't know who patient zero is.

If you know it came from a bat, which is these wet markets where just these crazy Asians go and just start eating live animals, and that's what they tried to say they got from, but they don't know who patient zero is. So how do they know that? That's it, the scenario.

Now, if you look at the bottom of it, it basically, or read some of it, it basically comes up, will go down just a little bit, go up a little bit Go up a little bit Up, up, up Scenario ends at 18 months point With 65 million deaths

Yeah, disease in pig farms Yeah, go up a little more Yeah, dude Basically if you read it It talks about bats Bats It's just all bullshit, dude And is this

But is this true stuff? What do you mean? So this is a scenario This is them going Hey, if something like this would happen, this is how it would go down. Yeah, and they basically said exactly what's going on right now. Yeah, and then it basically happened. Right.

It's also the movie The Outbreak. Right. It really is. And let's talk about the fact that Bill Gates is part of this company that owns the patent to the virus. Did you know that? Uh-oh. Bill Gates has been going around talking like he's talking about how oh there's gonna be an epidemic that kills 65 million people he just happens to own the patent

on this virus and why do you own the patent on a virus because if somebody finds a vaccine or cures it you get paid off of every time it's how much money you need bro yeah why do they keep doing this kind of stuff to us though do they keep doing this kind of stuff to us though if people are doing this kind of stuff doing this saying this you know like just running us through the mill what are they doing it for just money they do it during when there's a re-election like they they feed off our pain and suffering jesus christ it's anunnaki dude lizard people lizard people feed off. They can't create. They feed off our pain and suffering.

The moon is an energy sucker, basically. It pulls out all of our energy. The moon is not a natural satellite. It's not natural. It doesn't make any sense. If you actually study it, it's the only thing in our universe that makes a perfect orbit around. We never see the other side of the moon. actually study it it's the only thing in our universe that makes a perfect orbit around we never see the other side of the moon there's there's uh ancient cultures that talk about

time when there was no moon wow it's some weird time just landed on the moon did you see that no one did did they they sent a rover up there did they yeah to the dark side of the moon if you want to believe that you can well and then they make a song yeah the dark side of the moon just to keep us enthralled with it like so we're out there the moon makes no sense why is that dude the moon is bigger than pluto why is it stuck in our orbit why is it perfectly go in perfect orbit it's too big to be stuck in our orbit science so bring so science science so but as far as the virus goes what are who do you know anyone that has it, Sam? No. No, I said the closest is my buddy who runs my board at my studio.

His girlfriend, who I've never met, her boss has it. She's just trying to get followers. It really is. That's all she's doing. There's a lot of people, yeah, a lot of clout chasing a lot of disease clout out there. Every comic, every C-level comic on Instagram Live talking about it. Clout Rona, they're calling it. Clout Rona.

Yeah, a lot of people. Clout Rona 19. Hey, Chan, what's the Asian community? Do you guys have it? He's freaked out. Now, I know you guys are more freaked. I've seen some of your text messages, but. Asians are mad because they're calling it the China virus. Yeah.

But here's my, when Trump said China virus, I know it's insensitive, but as far as the information he has, it did start in China. I'll be in all those fucking bats. That's the China virus. Yeah. It's not, it's a global virus. No, bitch. It started in China though.

Will you accept Winnie the Flew? Will you accept that? What? Jin, you know those masks don't do anything, right? It's for protection for you guys. Oh, do you have it? I got a little bit of sniffles. And why do you have a bowling glove on?

Are you going bowling after this? That's for my carpal tunnel. He has carpal tunnel. He's actually planning on doing a class action suit, him and Nick. We're both going to Swiss. Yeah. Where did Eddie go, by the way? I don't know.

Maybe he got it. Maybe he has Corona. Talking all this shit. Jesus Christ. I'll tell you who's about to get Corona next is Ron Paul. Yeah. I don't want to be dead in three days. That's true.

Now, okay, but what preparations are you taking personally? Because you have two young children now. I bought two generators. I bought a shit ton of water, shit ton of chicken. I got two guns. You got four loaded up. Well, you're good good what about the kids though you got formula you got diapers got every i got i got a mom one of those things are for the

baby he's got i got a bunch of porn i got on discount i got toilet paper to wipe my ass i got diapers i got i got a baby's mama with the biggest udders you'll ever see. Really? They get big, huh? She has some big tits. Oh, huge ones. If we all make money, we can make some money, you know? Some live family, brother. Fansonly.com. Yeah, dude. That's what we're talking about.

Mammies, dude. Giant mammies, dude. Call her Corona Becky. That's it. They're like big black tits. You ever see chicks? Black chicks with big mammies? I got a white girl with big mammies.

And she has big nipples. Big nipples. Those kids are eating. Yeah, dude. That is their golden corral for the kids, right? They just go there. Where'd you go, dude? I took a piss.

A long one. Respect, man. That was a long piss. The longest. You guys miss me? Yeah, man. Do you notice this, though? Do you notice little things?

Like, I notice, like, so I'll be in my kitchen, and I'll usually just have a glass by the sink where I'll just fill it up with water and drink it, you know, whenever I need some water, right? What, are you drinking tap water? Yeah, I've been drinking tap water. Me too. What? Yeah.

I've been drinking since I was born. My whole family drinks it. That's all I know. I'm used to it. That's what helps teenagers. Wait, wait, wait. You guys drink tap water? My whole family drinks it. That's all I know. I'm used to it. That's what helps teenagers. Wait, wait, wait. You guys drink tap water? My whole family drinks it.

Oh, yeah. We were born and raised on that shit. L.A. tap water. You guys are kidding. You guys are kidding. No way. Yeah, I drink tap water. Do you guys know how much chlorine they put in that?

I feel fine. I hope a lot. Yeah, I hope. I could use a little. Fluoride? Hey, you guys don't drink it? What are you guys drinking? Yeah, what are you guys drinking, dude?

I'm sorry, ballers. What are you, bottled water all day? What are you guys drinking? Yeah, what are you guys drinking, dude? Oh, I'm sorry, ballers. What are you, bottled water all day? What are you guys doing? I don't do tap water. No? Oh, I'm sorry, Palisade boys. You have a filter on it? Absolutely not.

What? Straight from the tap. Look at him. Of course he doesn't. No, hell no, dude. I'm like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Oh, man. You guys are so strong.

Bro, he still takes creatine. Yeah. In the tap water. I get energy for days, bro. Yeah, man. He's so strong. Bro, he still takes creatine. Yeah. In the tap water. I get energy for days, bro. Yeah, dude. Look at us, dude. Oh, my God. I'm surprised you're not radioactive at this point.

Yeah, you're crazy, bro. Dude, you guys are going to die soon. Yeah, but I'm different than you. But, yeah, I do drink it. But here's what I'm saying is now I notice when I go get the glass by the sink, I'm like, I start thinking like, oh, man, is my glass too dirty? Like, is something wrong with like it? Definitely like this whole thing has infected my psyche.

Like they got you. My eye will be like maybe in the morning, like it'll be something. I'll be like, oh, my God, am I going to die? Like, am I a zombie? Yeah, you're going to die. You're drinking tap water. You're watching too much news, bro. But all of these guys watch the news.

Do you watch CNN? I don't watch CNN, no. You stop. Yeah, you do. I can totally tell you watch it every morning. Wait, what? What? You have an Anderson Cooper.

I watch a gamut of them. I watch a gamut of them. A gamut, dude? A bunch of them. I don't think you know what gamut means. HLN, CNN. I watch the Fox News. I just want to know what kind of propaganda

They're spitting, am I right? It's ridiculous I don't know where else do I get my news I read Washington Post Which I know you guys hate But where would you get your news? Where should I get my news? If people are listening and they're like, I watch CNN, what's wrong with that?

Where should they get their news? Watching CNN is important just to see how they lie. What they're doing. Oh, I can't. That's what I'm saying. It's so bad. After a while, you're like, damn. You don't believe shit coming out of CNN.

Well, their problem is that they're so biased against Trump, so it's just like, fuck, dude. Yeah, but they've lied. The last four years, they've lied about everything. They lied about grab her by the pussy. They lied about a Russian collusion. He did say that, though. What? He did say that. No, but grab her by the pussy. They lied about a Russian collusion. He did say that though. What? He did say that. No, but they the way they edited it. That's not what he said. He goes, you can even

grab them by the pussy. He was talking about groupies and which is correct. Groupies you can grab them by the pussy. A groupie? A lot of people will let you touch their pussy. You're a groupie, right? Oh yeah, they'll let you. Of course. If they're a groupie groupie how? You can grab them by? Oh, yeah, they'll let you. Of course. If they're a groupie, groupie how? And who's the guy by the pussy? And sometimes they'll put their pussy on your hand while you're looking the other way.

Yeah, I've had that happen. You know, what is that? I just sit here like this, and then all of a sudden I'm ringing doorbells. You know, what the fuck's going on? Yeah, I'm reaching for a butterscotch or something, and next thing you know, I'm tight. Boom, asshole in your thumb. Hey, who was the guy? Who was the interviewer?

Billy what? Billy. Billy Bathgate, that little guy. guy and he got fired but he's back now oh yeah oh they fired him why he got fired for that because he was on the trump pussy uh oh yeah because he was like you know bringing it up he's like oh i bet you that whole me too thing was meant to take out all these people and ended up just taking out people in hollywood then you go to um uh uh syria pulling out syria that they're gonna kill all the kurds syria he's he's gassing his own people then it went to the ukraine quote pro quo which was told lie and now we're at coronavirus and why is anyone believe in this fucking shit well, I think people, I mean, people are, I think there's two things.

There's one of like believing it and then there's another of having to live within the confines of what's going on. What if they are right though? Do you guys think about that? What if it really is? It would be the first. Why not? You know what?

When the average age of the people dying in the United States goes from 80 to 50 is the average age, then I'm going to start to worry. Then I'll say, okay, maybe this shit is legit. But right now it's 80? I'm with Eddie on that. I'm thinking, where are you getting these numbers? I bet the infectious disease center,

they get a call, infectious disease, and someone says, yeah, we're over here in Oak Ridge, an old convalescent home. We got two more dead bodies what'd they die of the rona okay the rona the rome yeah dude the rome maybe the rome says you know we got three people dead there you know one was 107 one was 96 and one was 115 and they all died of flu

complications they go okay thank you boom rona maybe or they're eating that tony ronald ronald 96 and one was 115 and they all died of flu complications ago. Okay. Thank you. Boom Maybe were they that Tony Rowe Rona McDonald got him Tony Roma's got them They could say it and eat like that's the thing it's just there's no well the news became so unreliable I feel like over the last three years. Oh, yeah that now it that's that's one of the scariest things is now it's like now everyone believes them you know what i mean everybody knows they established we saw all their lies the russian collusion lies i mean you know what's what's going on right now during the corona it cron is out of tight you know what's going on right now the bidens are being investigated in the

senate behind closed doors that's what's going on right now? The Bidens are being investigated in the Senate behind closed doors. That's what's going on. You don't hear about that shit. Because if the Bidens go down, a lot of these motherfuckers were doing the same scam. A lot of them were doing the same shit. The same hustle. That's why they're all protecting Biden. Because Biden fucked up.

He admitted it on video. Oh, yeah, dude. He bragged about it on video. So if he could do that. They got bad evidence. Yeah, him and fucking Corn Pop. That guy. Biden's losing his mind. No, no, Biden. Dude, he's got mashed, they got mad evidence. Yeah, him and fucking Corn Pop. That guy, remember that? Biden's losing his mind.

No, no, Biden. Dude, he's got mashed potatoes, brother. He's compromised, bro. He's also had multiple facelifts. Oh, yeah, dude. Bernie don't give a fuck. Bernie looked like shit next to him. Not my boy Biden.

He went Hollywood and his shit's like dead. Yeah, dude. He looks like Leatherface, right? Yeah. So the thing is, right now, right now,

the Bidens, that whole Biden, they all been doing that shit. So the thing is, right now, the Bidens, that whole Biden, they all been doing that shit. All the people that are like screaming, they're involved in it too. They're all worried that they're going to get busted. They get their kids involved. They get their kids and they put them on an energy board. Or in some foreign country, the kid never goes to that country.

Maybe once a year for some bullshit. Kid never get anything. And they're on a board and they get 80K a month. They all do that shit. That's why they're protecting Biden because if Biden goes down, a lot of them are doing the exact same thing.

That's why they got to protect Biden. They got to protect him. And he's pairing up with Michelle Obama. Not only is that going down, but you know what else is going down? Now they're going back and going okay the russian collusion thing they try to they try to paint trump out as a russian spy now they're going back and going who started this piece by piece and who started put who got the fisa warrants

who got the the foreign intelligence surveillance um warrants how'd they get it who lied that's what dude people are getting busted so So right now, Corona's smashing. Nobody's paying attention. No one's paying attention. Huge shit right now going on. Let's also take a look at something real quick. Corona's crushing all of it. Huge shit going on right now. Oh yeah, everything. Not a peep. What has Trump done?

What has Trump done? Trump is trying to get us out of Syria, trying to get us out of Afghanistan. They're doing their best to stop that. Dude is in a train war with China and pulled out of this Paris Climate Accord. Now, nobody ever talks about this. Do you know what this Paris Climate Accord was? It was basically that you were able to put out this much CO2.

If you didn't, if you put out more CO2 than that, you had to buy credits. So it was never about curbing emissions. It was making about. So this one group called the Club of Rome, right, was going to make trillions of dollars on this because this accord wasn't meant to stop anything. It was going to be like pharmaceutical companies where they don't cure a patient. They keep you for life. They don't get rid of it. You have it for the rest of your life.

You have to buy medication all the time. Same thing for this club of Rome. They were going to get trillions and trillions of dollars. And now we got out of that. He's fucked it. So, so now he's, he's in a trade war with China and he's in this,

and he got out of this club of Rome shit, which is now they're out of Switzerland right now, but they started in Italy. What else is in Italy? The Vatican, right now, but they started in Italy. What else is in Italy? The Vatican, the Pope, all this crazy pedophile shit. So where are the two places that are hit the hardest with this coronavirus? China and Italy, dude.

Come on, dude. You don't know. You don't know this. You just learned that. Yes, I did. You just learned that. I know that. Really, it all comes down to this.

To control a nation, you want to keep – They all know this. Oh, he's got it. He's got it, dude. He's got it. He's had it, bro. We finally have somebody – I got it from Theo years ago.

Bro, have you seen his ACT scores? He's had it. Years ago. Years ago. Years ago, he got it. Years ago he got it. What I was about to say is the way you control masses, you want to be a dictator, you want to rule the world, or rule your little world, your little country,

you got to keep constantly scaring the people with shit only the government can save you from. They're only scaring you with shit only the government can save you. Global warming, only the government can save you from. They're only scaring you with shit only the government can save you. Global warming. Only the government can save you. Pay us a global tax on carbon. Aliens. Asteroids.

They want to scare us with asteroids. Who's going to save us from asteroids? Your neighbor or the government? The government, right? Diseases. Pandemics. Who's going to save you? Your neighbor or the government?

The government. So they got to keep scaring you. Shit. Terrorism. Who's going to save you? Your neighbor or the government? The government. So they got to keep scaring you shit. Terrorism. Who's going to save you? The government. Aliens. The big one, though, the biggest one is the fake alien invasion. That's when they pull that off, they could do it.

Now, look at what they did with Corona. You don't think they could do that shit with aliens? People have, I think, I just bought a six gauge and a fucking Beretta, dude. Dude, that's coming. That's coming. The fake alien invasion. They've been preparing us for that. They just don't know when to pull the trigger because when they pull the trigger, dude, they can't back out.

They better look legit. It better not be Little Peep climbing out of a fucking tour bus. It better be a bunch of teenage pop stars with tattoos all over their face. Oh, man, that's the ultimate scare. They're not going to be able to do it this time, though. I think people are too advanced. I think we're getting close to a rebellion. I think with the hologram, you know, their hologram technology,

you just put up a big-ass fucking, you just put it up just for five minutes and let everyone see it, let everyone videotape it, and then you turn it off, boom! You know what I mean? Oh, it just went away, just in super speeds, it's unreal! What do you got here? You know what I mean? They can just do this, you know, like those little red lights, those what I mean? They can just do this. You know like those little

red light, those little laser pointers? You can just do that, boom, and it's a big fucking spaceship, mothership and go vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom. And people are like, oh my God, the insane speed.

The angles, bro. The angles. Somebody's here. And some people call them the N-word. They call them air N-word. Yeah, people believe it because they got all these

pilots with their radars and all that shit. And the footage always looks like garbage. Yeah, dude. The footage is like a drawing. The footage from these pilots, right? Garbage. These military pilots.

I think they believe they're seeing crazy shit. Oh, yeah. They don't know. Why would they be informed? It'd be better if they weren't in on it and we fooled the pilots. Of course. And maybe there's some hologram that they're fooling pilots on so that the pilots can go out and talk about it. They're letting them talk about it.

They let them talk about it. Yeah, let them talk. Because pilots are just guys, the Air Force guys. Yeah, they go, dude, we saw some shit. We saw some shit on the radar. Remember those Instagram thoughts? Tried charging Area 51? Yeah.

Remember that shit? Remember the whole thing? I think there's a rebellion building in the background though where a lot of people are just like, look, I'm not going to listen

anymore to this shit. I got to go. Little by little, what happens is when you wake up, you can't go back to sleep. You can pretend you're asleep, but you can't go back to sleep.

Once you figure out your buddy, you had this friend for five years and he's from. That's true. Yeah. You find out everything about his life

That he told you is a fucking lie When you find out that When you find that out You look at him differently now Now you don't believe shit he says And there's nothing he can say or do To change your state of mind You can still be friends with him

But you don't believe shit That's king of this thing yeah you got nick let's get into the show here guys isn't that the show huh no dog fan submit questions obviously happy to have the temple uh hat podcast here uh sam tripoli and eddie bravo yeah and um thank you guys so much for coming in man well thank you for having us yes awesome trying time i love i love doing a goddamn podcast. Thanks, dude. I love it. You're so open-minded.

You know what I mean? Sometimes. You don't shut shit down. You're just open-minded. Well, I'm just curious, man. I just don't want to be, I don't like being taken advantage of. That's what I don't like. You don't like getting lied to.

That's all I'm about. I ain't trying to change shit. I just hate getting lied to. Yeah. At a certain point, you You gotta just fucking wake up And go okay These motherfuckers are all full of shit How many times you gotta be right

Listen dude If we were wrong all the time Would we be doing this Would we be doing tours Would we be doing any of that stuff No man It's like jujitsu I took it for three weeks

I tapped Keenan Ivory Wayans I called it a day Right I got in I got out He loves that story I got in I got out Wasn't good at it My buddy Scott was great at it Now he's I got in, I got out. Wasn't good at it.

My buddy Scott was great at it. Now he's got his own dojo, right? If we weren't good at this, we wouldn't be doing it. I mean, what's our batting average? 900, 950? I mean, what have we been wrong? The facts are there, man. I stayed up the other night watching some of your fights, Eddie, on YouTube.

Are you talking about the jiu-jitsu matches? Yeah. Yeah. Which one? It was crazy, man. The one one that I watched the Gracie one I didn't know how close y'all man get to each other during all of it You guys are just locked in there like a little eight ball. Yeah It gets real technical win. I didn't realize how to I'm like dude. It's like you have to have patience. Yes, dude

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slash CATS. Give us that dude's question, Nick. I appreciate that, man. I appreciate that. It was incredible to just see a different something I hadn't seen before. I'm taking Krav Maga anyways. We got a coronavirus-related King and her Stingit.

Hey guys, I'm Aaron from Vancouver, Washington, and I've got a King It or Sting It. Okay. Hey, guys. I'm Aaron from Vancouver, Washington, and I've got a King It or Sting It for you. Coronavirus-themed pickup lines. Anyways, thanks for keeping us entertained through all this gang, gang, buzz, buzz. And he's got some examples. Okay. Corona pickup lines. Yeah.

Oh, nice. I'll be the COVID. You be the 19, because together, I think we'd make A pretty sick couple That's good Yeah I tested positive For being your next boyfriend Haha I'm kidding Name's Aaron

I don't know if the burning In my chest Is a symptom Of the coronavirus Or it's just the feelings I get from seeing you That was horrible They were great

I gotta give points on this Two for three All I know is that Someone will fuck them with those lines. That's where we've gotten as a society. We've really bought them out in terms of pussy, right? I say sting it, man. I don't think that those people aren't digging those lines, man.

I think some of these thirst traps would. They're sitting at home right now taking pictures of their ass. You're on the damn grill. You look sick. She freaks out. You're like, no, that body's sick, girl. Yeah? Yeah, and roll right over.

Quarantine up with some hoe. Dude, these chicks are freaking out. Yeah. And roll right over. Quarantine up with some hoe. Dude, these chicks are freaking out. They're going to die alone. Pussy's never been more bargain basement. I disagree. Shoot your shot. Shoot your shot, bro. Dude, what if they find out Corona is easily transmitted through sperm?

Yeah. Ooh. No more facials. No more facials. We're done. No more spraying on motherfuckers. No more cream pies, dude. No more spraying in your own sink Like I do over at my place

And think about it If it's concentrated in sperm And then your butthole absorbs Like at a high rate right He's gonna go on anal During an epidemic Dude No fucks given over here dude

You're going anal You know there's gotta be A lot of people That don't wanna bring kids Into this sick world Right right now So they're doing Anals probably at all all-time high.

Yeah, you're right. Anals, people are crushing that ass. Ass is back. Because for a while, hey, because when I was growing up, like 80s, 90s, if your girl didn't give up the ass, like at least once a year, you'll break up with her and everyone would understand. But these days, no one's fucking in the ass anymore. Mexicans play by a different rule. Nobody's fucking in the ass anymore.

I think you'd be surprised. I think anal is so dead right now in reality. Oh, no. Anal's hotter than ever. I think anal's dead. No now in reality I think anal is dead no no anal is all I mean

no like nobody nobody's gonna divorce their wife because they don't give them anal no but

in the 80s in the 80s that was popular yeah yeah you can go to the judge you can go to the judge and say your honor anal is overrated

it's overrated totally overrated it's best on the internet it's best watching it on the internet it's best to threaten Like your girlfriend You're like bitch I'm gonna put it in your ass

And just to see her like Yeah the threat that's all I want And then you threaten with like you put a little thumb in there Like bitch You're lucky No no no You gotta trust that ass if you don't trust that ass I put a condom on my first On my thumb first before if i try to put it into

you put a condom on your thumb wow man how's that go and you're not worried about chrono chin you can understand you look like my thumb right now chin what do you guys do if you guys are venturing into the dark dark web the dark web or you mean the you know talking about that he's talking about

Koreatown yeah I'm talking about K-Town baby first of all I make sure they take a good shit and then shower wow

and then I respect that man oh my god I like when a girl's like right before you hook up she runs to the bathroom and she does some NASCAR shit

on her fucking get in there clean it all out throw a little spray on that Right before you hook up, she runs to the bathroom and she does some NASCAR shit on her fucking... Get in there, clean it all out, throw a little spray on that. That's all I'm looking for. Hey, back maybe 16 years ago. Oh, yeah. First time I... Years ago.

Years ago they tried it. One of my students produced bottom of the barrel porn. It was only... Oh, I know that, dude. Only anal stuff. Bottom of the barrel porn. Like it was only, Oh, I know that dude. Only anal stuff. Bottom of the barrel. Only anal.

Yeah. I like that. Like he was a producer. That takes your category on porn. I'm bottom of the barrel. So, so I didn't really know at that point. I just knew he produced porn.

So I thought, damn, like, you know, he must be getting a lot of hot chicks. You know what I mean? Right. Talk about it.

I didn't know the level. And then I said, dude, you know, if I ever could hang out on the set, He must be getting a lot of hot chicks. You know what I mean? And he'd talk about it. I didn't know the level. And then I said, dude, if I ever could hang out on the set, I'd love to hang out. I'm like, oh, shit. I'm going to go on the set. On the set, there's going to be all these hot porn stars. There's going to be an orgy. And I'm like, I want.

So we invited him. He goes, hey, dude, come on down. I'm filming at this place in Panorama City. And I'm like, OK. So, dude, I was stoked. Fucking floor. What'd you wear? What'd you wear? I don't remember what I wore.

Yeah, you do. I don't remember what I wore. You were rock hard driving over there. I get there. Dude, I was gone, dude. I snuck the fuck out, got out of my car, and I was gone. And then he called me. I'm on the fucking 405 getting the fuck out of there.

And he calls and goes, where'd you go, bro? She wants to fuck you. I'm like, dude, sorry. Thank you. I'll take a rain check. He said, where are you going? She wants to fuck you. What?

Yes! I go, are you crazy? That's her thing. No, dude, I was gone. Are you surprised a porn star wants to fuck? That's kind of what they do. I know. You want to see how sausage is made, Eddie? No. Hey, one time I star wants to fuck? That's kind of what they do. I know. You want to see how sausage is made, Eddie?

No. Hey, one time I went to a porn shoot. It wasn't what I imagined. It wasn't sexy. No, no, no. It's cold. It was low level. It was low level.

I went to a porn shoot and they had catering. There was a caterer. That sounds like Andrew Blake style. Sounds nice. What else you got? He made that good porn. Wait, did we answer? Yeah, we did.

You stung the pickup line. You stung it. And I like it. I think in a time of crisis, I think people use a little humor. These girls are locked up, bored as shit. They're not locked up. Yeah, they are. They're basically locked up.

I think that women are not doing any sex or anything like that right now. I think everybody's really shutting it down. I think people are scared. There's going to be a lot of corona babies, dog. I don't think there are. I guarantee it. There's going to be tons of them, dude. There's going to be a lot of lonely people in their homes right now.

You got to start living, brother. You need to get out of your head. Get out of the house. Yeah, get out. Comb your hair. Live some life. I did. I washed it off.

Show some pride, bud. What else you got, dude? I washed it off hard. What do we got this? This guy is quickly becoming a regular. What is this, Mexican Antifa? All right, boys. No sports. It's the guy who was at the hockey games.

I thought it was Doseback. I noticed. We're at the historic Paramount Pictures back lot. St. Patrick's Day. We got the quarantine for the coronavirus going on. We don't got the quarantine for the coronavirus going on.

We don't got a lot of options, my friends. So king it or sting it. A movie studio on St. Paddy's Day. Coronavirus, baby. What do you say? I don't even know what his question is, but I hate the video. Totally on this lot. You just on Paramount's lot? I don't know know what his question is, but I hate to hear it. Totally on this lot. You just on Paramount's lot?

I don't know what else to do. Dude, that's a king it right there. I love this guy. That's a king it. I love this guy. Yeah, venturing into things you can't get into usually because the virus is going on. I think, yeah, I think going to strange places. Dude, you guys hear about Philadelphia?

The cops are like, have fun. We ain't arresting anybody yeah you could do drugs bang hookers doesn't matter go hard in the paint dude oh that's manny young dude that's dude let's do a show out there let's go come on bro i'll do a show if we can be armed on the stage man yeah it's getting broke it's the purge but once you start that then other people are gonna be like all right i'm having my gun whoever comes to my door is gonna die you know yeah dude welcome to the purge dude well you're doing drugs in philly right now i'm not doing drugs right now if people need to be killed or i'm not no i'll be sober for that i'm not throwing up stone to a

freaking purge yeah i don't want any drugs in my system respect yeah you got to show up with a gun you guys have weapons or not? Hell yeah. Yeah, hell yeah, dude. You bought some, right? Bought a six gauge and I bought a Beretta. Hell yeah. How many guns you got? I got about six.

Lie, bro. That's a liar's number, dude. I have six guns. Bro, when you're four years old, dude. That's what a kid says, bro. I got three upstairs. I do. I got three upstairs in the safe. I got two in the living room. I got one upstairs. I do. I got three upstairs in the safe. I got two in the living room.

I got one in the garage. What do you mean in the living room next to the remote? No, I got this little entertainment area with another safe. You don't have any guns? Yeah, I got guns, dog. Your son tries to change the channel. I got a handgun and a shotgun. Nice.

Your son tries to change the channel. I'm going to go get this fucking massage shotgun. He puts a 9mm. shotgun nice you're so good to get this fucking massage shotgun what's this fucking beautiful human being say oh yeah he's a nordic brandon chobb theodore vaughn hope you boys are doing well down there in southern california it's alex coming from you up here in the sacramento valley jimmy and curtis uh hoarding supplies with this coronavirus. Went to Costco, got some light supplies. Didn't want to hoard.

I thought it would be rude for the older people and the younger people. What are you guys doing? Are you guys hoarding supplies, light supplies, going out every day, getting what you need? Let us know. Love you guys. Buzz, buzz, young man. Love you too. Beautiful.

Great skin. Yeah, that guy probably does fucking drag shit too. He could. Drag queen skin. Full lips on that. That dude is way hotter than my junior high school girlfriend. You were going to say your ex-girlfriend.

My junior high school girlfriend was really tough. Oh yeah, for sure. She used to pick me up and give me a fucking kiss and stuff after school. What was her name? Huh? Greg? Was it Greg? She would pick you up and kiss you? Yeah.

She would pick me up and all the other kids would see it on the bus when they came by and there was nothing I could do, bro. She was so much bigger than me. She would pick me up and wrap my legs around her and fucking kiss me. Hell yeah. It was so fucking rough. But she was alright, love. jamie lee curse have a dick no well they said she was born uh yeah did she have a nub i don't think so i don't know i saw her true lies i didn't see i've seen her person she's beautiful i think yeah um okay what's this guy saying hoarding

what do you guys do i'm not i mean i load up on some stuff so I'm straight with the kiddos, but I'm not hoarding. Like, I went to go buy meat, you know, because I'm on that weird diet, that carnivore diet. You're always on something. Always, dude. When you just got to live your life. I'm living, brother. You're going to die, Shob. Stop.

Okay? I want to die. When I'm on my deathbed, I'm like, damn, he is lean, though. But the thing is, the lady in front of me tried buying all the meat. All the meat at this market, at this butcher. And the dude was like, this ain't happening. Look at all those people behind you. He's like, you know how selfish that is?

She's like, I gotta look out for mine. He's like, ain't having it. Matter of fact, get out of here. Really? But she only got three pounds of meat, and that's it. Now, that's what they should do. Three pounds of meat, I think, is fairly manageable. That's what they did at the butcher.

He's like, You only get three pounds Three pounds And three pieces of meat Or some shit like that It's Cuba baby Welcome to Cuba dude I know you know They say their economy's tanking

Because of this But not for everybody Yeah Think about the The CEO of Charmin That motherfucker Buying islands everywhere You know what I mean

Super soft islands Yeah And also I noticed They put toilet paper Then cotton balls When the toilet paper's out, and then Q-tips. There's people wiping their asses. I was shocked. You know, I was shocked when I first found out about the toilet paper thing.

I went to Costco, and I had no idea. This was right at the beginning. I didn't know about the toilet paper frenzy, but I didn't even think about it. We get to Costco. I'm thinking, fuck, there's not going to be any food. It's going to be fucking empty. We walk in and there's a sign. No water, no toilet paper.

And, you know, of course, no water makes sense. You're stranded in a desert. All you're thinking about is water. You ain't thinking about shit. You ain't even thinking about your kids. You're thinking about your fucking water, right? That makes sense. Food, some kind of food should be number two. You know what i mean toilet paper should be like 23rd right you know

what i mean but it was fucking second isn't that crazy so strange like i was like how important they're gonna make us jump in the shower and wash our ass no i won't jump in the shower they're not gonna brainwash me into jumping in the shower and cleaning my ass. We're going to figure this out. My boy, Calender. Come on. That's propaganda. My boy, Calender, washes his ass in the sink.

I've seen it in restaurants. He takes a shit and doesn't want to do it again. What? He jumps on the sink and washes his ass. That's like a sick bird, dude. They used to say, wash your hand. When I was young, they would say, wipe your hand with your ass. Wash your hand in the sink. What? Yeah. If we were out of out of toilet oh is that louisiana that's how they did there i mean

i just think if you didn't have any toilet paper you'd so you'd reach in and just scoop it out and then go wash your hand and then at some point you're a sniff your hand right i wouldn't do that bro you never stick your hand you're just going around with your hand bro i was a straight a student i'm not that's why katrina hey don't lie dude i was a b student hey hey okay hey let's tone it down tonight cd student bro cd i'm gonna talk about compact for sure i'm retarded but no you wouldn't smell your hand bro hold on you would wipe your ass yeah then wash your hand, bro. Hold on. You would fucking wipe your ass. Yeah. Then wash your hand and just go. That's New Orleans style. You got to check it. You got to check.

You might have to wash it again. Dude, you got to go out there and say hi, everybody, with stink hand? Like radioactive and shit? That's the difference between us. You guys look too far into things, man. You guys are still smelling the shit hand

after it's been cleaned, bro. Move on, man. Yeah, move on, bro. The job's done. Two or three days. That's why God hit you with Katrina. What do you got? You guys are walking around with a shit hand.

Those leaveys fucking snapped. What do you think here, Tim? What are you guys doing? Y'all shitting in your hand over there? What are you guys doing? No. Dude, Asians just squat on the sidewalk and drop deuces. They got the best

squats you see them hanging out they got that squat down i bet the shit just fucking flows out yeah you know and how golden like in these times how golden are perfect shits these days right you know those shits where you shit and you wipe your ass and no shit oh that's the best i always aim for that i always know corona or not but right now that's more important than ever. Them perfect shits. Makes me believe in God. It's key. It's hard to get to.

You got to relax and take deep breaths. It's hard not to clench that butt. Don't cut it off early. It's hard. So you got to figure out how to just get into that zone and just breathe. You got to stay open. Dude, perfect shits are cute. Did you ever take like a two-foot shit?

It just keeps going. Oh, yeah. And you want to like cut it off, but you're like, fuck, man. It's fake. Yeah, but you think it knows the future at the end of it. But then you got to think. You just got to focus. You got to think Corona.

What do you got, Nick? Hi, guys. This is Nick's sister. During COVID-19, should you use all the toilet paper or invest in a bidet? Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Respect that. Bidets. She runs a bidet company, too. Bidets.

She's going to be huge. She also does the booty cleaning. Right, Nick? High colonics? Yes. Yeah. It's just water. No flavors.

No flavors. Distilled water only. Don't get it twisted, boy. it's just water. No flavors. Distilled water only. Don't get it twisted, boy. It's just water. The finest in all the land. Can't throw a little raspberry tea in there? I hear coffee enemas are the best for cleaning your asshole out. That prevents.

You do coffee enemas. Do they do latte? You do once a week. You probably won't get colon cancer. A nice Ticaccino? All right. You probably won't. You got to do it once a week?

Hey, can we just acknowledge? Some people do it three times a week. Can we acknowledge Nick's sister? It's hard. It's pretty hard. Let's just get the elephant out of the room. Let's just get the elephant out of the room. We're not hitting on people that work with us as sister, dude.

Haven't you read the freaking forms I sent you? Unbelievable. Unbelievable. What is HR like here? Huh? What is HR like? It's loose Pretty loosey goosey

Well, this will be played in court So at least we all know Hopefully they play the full episode in court And here's a young guy That obviously is into other men Everybody has a lot Everybody has good skin here, dude Everybody has good skin A Everybody has good skin here, dude. Everybody has good skin.

A lot of good skin. Sorry. Bro, I will say this, dude. When you are going through corona times, you judge people immediately in your brain for safety and for everything. You have to, man. You know, dude, God bless you. If you have that gay dollar, dude, that's why this podcast is killing it.

You've got that gay dollar, dude. Explain gay dollar. Gay dollar, disposable income. this podcast is killing it. You got that gay dollar, dude. Explain gay dollar. Gay dollar, disposable income. Two gay guys boning. Don't got kids. They just buy cars and buy King of the Sting merch. That's all they buy. Well, not yet.

Drop's end of this month. What do you got, Nick? Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Big club question for you guys. This guy looks like he plays lacrosse at Duke. He does. Big club question for you guys. Sex with a face mask on.

Let's go. No, just stop. I'm like, bro, this guy's Albanian. No, you go doggy style. You don't need a face mask. It's only water, dude. This guy's asking reverse cows from MIT about doggy style yesterday. Reverse cowgirl. That's like you don't need a face mask. It's only water, dude. This guy's asking reverse cowgirl from MIT about doggy style yesterday. Reverse cowgirl.

That's like you don't need a mask. A condom. Reverse doggy style. You're good. Oh, now the condom's hot, huh? Oh, no. Condoms are back. No, no.

Condoms are back. They've never been in. No, no. They were in in the 80s. Are you kidding? Are you kidding? Trojans? Were they big in the 80s. Are you kidding? Don't be a pussy, dude. Are you kidding? Trojans? Were they big in the 80s?

Dude. Dude. Their stock was like IBM level. Trojans? That's because AIDS was popping. Everybody's worried. That's exactly. AIDS is still popping.

Oh, my God. But now nobody uses condoms anymore. No. Nobody. AIDS is like the flu. Yeah. Yeah. If you see somebody with a condom now, you almost get scared.

Yeah, like what are they hiding? What are they hiding? What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? Look at Magic Johnson. Sometimes the AIDS helps you out. Yeah, that's true. What else you got, Nick?

We got. Who knows what could happen. What was that guy's problem? He said sex with a mask on. Well, let's go to the freaking obviously. He said sex with the mask on. Well, let's go to the freaking, obviously, the maestro himself right here. Tim, what do you think? This guy looks like he's from Mortal Kombat.

Yeah, dude. Mortal Kombat! Stuffing out with the mask on when you're having sex. You're already having sex, so. Yeah, dude, you look like a fucking miner, one of those miners that got stuck in Peru or whatever. Chilean miners? Yeah, you or whatever. Chilean minors? Yeah, you look like a Chilean minor right now. So, all right, kid.

Are you guys doing mask sex out there? No, but it actually sounds like a, maybe kind of a fetish thing. I think that is honestly a genre on Pornhub now. Corona porn. People are fucking with masks on. Wow. Hot.

They're tough to breathe in, though, you know? Huh? Those masks are tough to breathe in. How hot are you, Jim? Hey, dude, if you're doing porn with a mask on, there'd be a lot of dudes who are willing to do porn. It disguises them. That's a good disguise.

They're like normal dudes doing fucking porn. With little dicks. But what about this? So I saw a guy on the plane had on a raggedy Andy mask. He didn't even have on a mask like that. It's like literally had on a Halloween mask. Like he was about to rob a bank and some shit? I saw one dude at the airport with just a welder's mask on.

I'm like, dude, this is all open. I saw a dude walk around with a whole, like, fucking steel knight costume on. Like, he was about to raid a castle and shit. Like Mad Max style? Yeah, dude. Like, straight out of, yeah, dude. It's getting crazy, bro. I saw a dude walk around with some astronaut shit.

Like, he just got back from the moon. People are freaking out. What do you got, Nick? Hey, Theo. What's up, guys? We got a coronavirus debate club for you. Is it okay that we wear the masks but the kids don't? And we got a cat around here somewhere.

Should we put a mask on the cat, too? We have six cats. Should everybody wear masks? Just us. They'll be fine. I mean, they're kids. They live forever anyway. They bounce back quick. Let us know. Gang, fine. I mean, they're kids. They live forever. They bounce back quick.

Let us know. Gang gang. Look at that one kid. Man, that kid in the back is going to be a serial killer for sure. That dude's going to kill people. That's a cute family, man. That's a great family. He spelled out, I'm going to kill my family with the sign language just now.

Look at him in the back. That kid's going to kill like five of those cats. That little girl is so cute. To their point. Yeah, she's so cute. He's back there going, why so serious? Yeah, yeah. To their point, though, it is a boomer virus.

I know people hate to hear that, but it is taking out the boomers. No kids have passed away from it. Well, it's taking out Trump voters, too. That's another thing. It's taking out a lot of Trump voters. Biden has the older fan base. They both do, huh? Yeah. Well, it's taking out Trump voters, too. That's another thing. It's taking out a lot of Trump voters. Biden has the older fan base. They both do, huh?

Yeah. That's a good question. What do you guys think? Mass on just the adults or the kids? Listen, dude, you can make more kids. Save yourself. This is coming from a new father. This is from the guy who's like, yeah, I loaded up on stuff.

Porno, beef jerky, you know, the good stuff. This guy, yeah, who just bought a new PS5 over here while his kids can't fucking eat. Wow, Sam, so you're saying just mass on the adults only. Yeah, well, dude, when they say like if the oxygen level of the plane, air pressure goes, the mask, put it on yourself first. Don't worry about the kids if you actually like them. There's a lot of parents out there freaking out that they got to hang out with their kids all day now. It's a beast. And the kids, the kids don't understand what's going on.

They have no clue. You know what? I suggest fucking sit your kids down. You're getting sick of them. Sit them down. Scare the shit out of them with Contagion. Put that movie Contagion, Outbreak. Scare the shit out of them with contagion put that movie contagion outbreak scare the shit out of them And fucking tell them you got a quarantine

Lock them in their room. Yeah, you got it. We got a quarantine. Everyone's got a corn to get dad How long a couple weeks we got a quarantine? It is a solution, man. It's not a bad idea. They would have done in the 80s and 90s. They would do that. They scared the shit out of them with that. You know in LA, do some deep state shit on them.

They're saying to say it on them. Yeah. Send them messages every now and then in Vietnamese. You get in a hazmat suit, you're like, you give them their fucking, their Cheerios and shit in a hazmat suit and just like, boom.

You got to stay in your room. In LA. Slide it under the door. Make a prison lockup sign. They'll understand yeah the deals are shut down shut down until september september dude that's you just said may now you want september i know i i up yeah who do you work for that's what i'm gonna do a lot of bad news coming up in over here september and dude everybody knows you were learning through your son a little bit. A little bit. A little bit.

This is a slow roll here. This is a slow everybody's roll. Yeah, dude. What else you got? Debate club. Weed, mushrooms, stuck inside for a couple weeks, scared of the corona. What's he on? Gang gang, buzz buzz.

I think he's on all of them. I think, yeah. He said all of the above D all of the above I don't need more panic I don't need to take mushrooms and start freaking the fuck out When was the last time you did shrooms? Yeah that's a good question

3-4 years ago I microdosed and did hot yoga And just stared at the yoga instructor's ass For the entire hour Even though they told me to stop Eyes up front, big boy. I just stayed in one position for the entire hour, just staring at that ass like this. That microdosing, people use that effectively?

Hell yeah. I've never micro... You know what? I've taken a couple stems. I guess you can call that microdosing, but the real trip on mushrooms is five grams. That's the real trip. I'm not ready for that. That's what Terrence McKenna says. Don't take my advice. Go hard to paint.

That's like a DMT trip. You do five grams, put it in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Boom. I've done DMT. You've done DMT? I love peanut butter and jelly. I did it at the fucking zoo. Freak the fuck out.

DMT at the zoo? No, no. Five grams of mushrooms. Why would you do mushrooms at the zoo? I thought I wasn't a, I'm not a mushroom expert. That's a great idea. I thought it was a great idea. Let's go to the zoo, check out the animals, love.

Walk by the panthers. But then right when it hits, dude, you're like, oh my God, all these animals are fucking depressed. They're in jail. And then you just want to run. I just want her to run out of the fucking, and I'm, dude. Save a tiger. Jump in there. I was fucked up, dude.

That was the wrong place to be, dude. Zoo is the last place you want to be. monkeys look like they were just suicidal were you with your family no i was with uh your boys friend that's the way to do it i uh went to the friend at the zoo first of all that sounds like the gayest exclamation there was a female okay i um i went to the world series i would use it about I'd be like, I was with a friend at the zoo. We were hot. Eddie, what about this, though? Did the animals, did you feel like a relationship to the animals?

Did you feel like any sort of- Yeah, they made eye contact. They go, this motherfucker feels our pain. Are you serious? I go, I do feel your fucking pain. Especially the gorillas? There's a polar bear. Dude, their polar bear exhibit is built in 1920 or something, dude.

It's like this white fucking thing. It's supposed to be like an iceberg. And there's a white door where the guys come out to feed the polar bear. And that polar bear was just pacing back by that door back and forth, would not stop just pacing back. They go insane. Like that. Yeah, they're in jail. That's a sign of them losing their mind.

But did you feel like we were from animals more? Do you feel like we're related to each other at all? I felt their pain. I felt like, oh, shit. They're fucking depressed. Zoos suck. They're all on night quills. That's bad, man.

I did an eighth of shrooms at Noah's Ark, America's largest water park. And how'd that go? It was the best day of my life. Did you take your trunks off? Nope, kept them on. I did shrooms at the World Series. Which series? When the Dodgers got fucked by the Astros.

The cheating-ass Astros? I did this shroom one time at this dude Lonnie's party. And I think I've told this story where I gave them out to everybody, and then we played hide-and-go-seek, and people had never done them before. So, like, 30 people ate them for the first time, started a game played hide-and-go-seek. And people had never done them before. So, like, 30 people ate them for the first time, started a game of hide-and-go-seek. Didn't see them. Nobody found them.

Some people never seen. That's living. Never seen, bro. That's living. This is the good old days, man. Look at this guy. This guy looks homoerotic. This looks like one of my cousins.

It really does. What's up, Theo and Brendan? It's your boy Bryson here in Indiana. On the lockdown, on quarantine. I'm so bored, I've resorted to watching Theo on Netflix. So I got a king it or sting it for you. Inviting a new girlfriend to chill at your place for the whole entire quarantine. King it or sting it?

The whole time? Nah, bro, just a little dash here and there The whole time We might be locked out For four months I mean if it's a girl That you are in love with Yes

You know what I mean But a girl that you're not in love with As soon as you're not Dude you're gonna wanna Fucking Kick her out Jump out a goddamn window Yeah

You're gonna want the virus To fucking show up You're literally You're gonna start pretending You're sick No yeah you're gonna start. You're going to want the virus to fucking show up. You're literally going to want the virus. You're going to start pretending you're sick. No, yeah, you're going to start coughing. You might have to leave. I might get that wrong. That's a bad idea.

Dude, she better be able to cook if she's staying out the whole time, right? She better have some supplies. That dude's for serious, man. He's a Cubs fan. You can see that Cubs emblem he's got in the back. See the eyebrows on him? Wow. He's sinking his ink.

That's a good question. would you invite a yeah you can't invite a girl over for that long no unless you guys are really good friends yeah yeah because if it's some chick you just man you don't know some chicken head as soon as you're not it's dude she starts eating all your shit i wish you had aids blowed up your bathroom eating all your shit yeah oh yeah they're to eat all your shit. They better bring some shit. That's what I'm saying. Come over.

Supplies, girl. Even if they bring some stuff in, you got to watch them eat it at your apartment. You know what you do, dude? You get an eight ball. You give her Coke. She eats nothing. Takes up a couple days. Every time she's about to go to bed, you give her another gacker.

She eats another supply. She scrubs the whole house. She keeps it clean. Give her some meth. Dude, you guys are brainstorming, man. This is called sex trafficking, I think. What do you want to do when you're on meth? Clean.

Yeah. That's true. Meth heads ain't going to get no corona. Yeah, that's true. Women want to go Bob Vila on the house when they're fucking doing speed, dude. They'll smoke speed and fix your cabinets. See, that's a good idea. Smoke speed and put a porch on your porch.

Next thing you know, you got a hot tub in the back. You got a chimney with a hot tub in it. Oh, this thing's real hot. Here's what I want to know, dude. This thing's got a chimney on it. This thing's real hot. Oh, you can do that. You're bringing your apocalypse.

Nobody's picking up homeless people. There's no... They're the dirtiest motherfuckers ever. Who's picking up homeless people? Not the virus. I'm jogging in my neighborhood. A homeless guy goes, yep, the virus come and I'm still homeless.

That's what he said. He's a better homeless guy. Where's he getting the information about the virus? Oh, dude, the homeless nowadays, they got iPhones, dude. That's true. On Ventura, there's these two famous homeless people. They're brothers. They're transgender.

Two transgender brothers on wheelchairs. They live on Ventura. They live on Ventura with purple wigs. Those are plants. No, no. They live on Ventura. They live on Ventura with purple wigs. Those are plants. No, no. They live on Ventura. They're on their phones all the time. No, no.

Serious. They're famous. There's a gas station, a 76 station on the corner of Van Nuys Boulevard and Ventura. And there's a bus stop right in front of that gas station. They've been living there for a couple years now now They moved over like about three or four stores West of Van Nuys on Ventura. There's a store that's no longer in business

It's called saffron or something and they got like a little patio. They took that shit over there there every day to transgender Homeless old dudes they got purple wigs on and everything you know what I mean but they don't shave they got they fought for those rights those transgender rights and they don't even shave that doesn't make any sense yeah you follow those right right you have the wigs though they wear the wig oh that's a minimum they gotta have no I think I think you know what if If you're claiming transgender, you shave your fucking face.

They're homeless. Shave your fucking face. Come on. Put some makeup on. You fought for those rights. You got those rights. But, you know, take care of your face. Get a facial every now and then.

Yeah, I could see that. Do a facial. Do a yard facial. Put some makeup on. I'm surprised that's not a TV show, giving facials to homeless trans people. Yeah, beautifying the homeless. But here's the thing. Why are we allowed?

Homeless people seem like they would be able to be easily carriers of this based on, like, let's stay away from each other. Just based on how filthy they are. And they're not even picking. They're ignoring them. Yes. How weird is that? If anybody has a disease, they would get it first.

They'd be the first ones to get it and to spread it. And they're just ignoring them. You know how they're talking about downtown's got like medieval plagues like medieval time plagues they were talking about going on downtown dude i want to do a bunch of coke with and fucking attack medieval times when they're performing dude dress up like a rival gang and you're rolling like a black knight i want to know where all these motherfuckers came from the bums? Like over the last two, three years. They're getting shipped in.

Like where did they come from? And they're all white. You know what I mean? Like what is going on? I would like someone to go out and interview a whole shitload of them

and get some information. Yeah, where are you? Because nobody listens to them because they're crazy. No one ever wants to talk to them. Maybe they got some crazy stories.

What if they're telling the truth and put together these stories? Like, where are you guys coming from? What happened? How did you end up on the streets? Yeah. In a tent? A couple of bumps in the culture corner?

We could do it. We picked up one time we were doing. It was when America's Got Talent started. We did America's Got Talent at Loyola Marymount. And they said on the way over there, we're just hosting it, me and a buddy of mine, for their students. And they said, okay, well, pick up, get some judges. And we said, okay. We picked up two homeless guys, bro, named Tony and Rich,

from the Lincoln and Wilshire Park, that park that's right there, Reed Park. Bro, we just rolled up. We're like, dude, $40 each. If you guys just have to be cool, go on stage. Can you judge some people that are performing they're like yeah we're good do we roll up the curtains opens like 1100 students and tony and rich are the fucking judges and did it go well it went great bro but except for during the uh interview when we had to tabulate the votes we had to take a few minutes so tony was like hey

let me borrow that guitar from that guy that got up there and let me play something dude and he got up there and literally sang bro I wouldn't say he riffed it but he hit a couple chords dude and dropped some serious fucking racial slurs and that's when it got a little spicy but uh what year is this? that's where it went bad

yeah this was probably 2001 okay you could do that back then but man it was crazy. And Tony died, and Rich is still alive. I see him sometimes biking to the park back behind my house. He doesn't remember me. What else you got, Nick? We got one flaunt my aunt.

What? And praise God, brother. Thanks for sending in the video, man. Yeah, thank you guys, man. And if you got the girl in your place, man, I's gonna be a long run bro a lot of awkward breakfasts eat that survival rationing that survival food from fucking info wars with that bitch hopefully she ain't there hopefully she ain't there powdered powdered scrambled eggs hope you don't have lizzo as a side piece. Lizzo's raps are horrible.

Have you guys heard her raps? I finally listened the other day. Oh, no. Megan Thee Stallion. That's what I listened to. It's for kids, I think. Megan Thee Stallion can get it. What is it?

I'd be quarantined with her. You guys like Cardi B? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I do like Cardi B. How'd she wipe her ass with those fucking nails? I don't know about music. Not where I'm from, she wouldn't.

How'd she even scoop her butt when she's in Louisiana? That's why she got married. With those fucking nails. Well, bro, dude, wiping your ass is for the elite, bro. Scooping your butt is where it's at, son. That's for the people. Praise God, baby. What do you got, Nick?

This is the last one that we keep talking, but we're at an hour. This is Aunt Stacy. She's got three years' worth of toilet paper, and she's strapped with Lysol. This is sent in by Nathan. Three years worth of toilet paper. That might be illegal in the future. It might be illegal to wipe your ass more than three times. Pretty soon, man.

That might be illegal. At some point, nobody was wiping their ass, and just some dickhead figured out a way to make a dollar. Now we all got to wipe our asses. When did that start? I bet you George Washington walked around with a dirty hole, bro, and didn't even give a shit. He had wooden teeth. There's no way you're wiping your butt all in wooden. If it was good enough for our founding fathers, why do we got to wipe our asses?

1857. Yeah. Dude, George Washington never wiped his ass and guess what george washington never knew about dinosaurs either how the how the do you have wooden teeth like how does that work i would look do they have that like george washington's wooden teeth like in some museum like dude that would be huge right that may be maybe they agree wooden teeth yeah i agree unless like what it wasn't made out of oak like what kind of dude it's got to be like the heart like the hardest

whatever they stay in yeah probably how does that work maybe people just make up i don't know sort of i don't know if i buy that especially now history books now could you imagine being in school now when they're teaching history you just be like yeah right yeah exactly you just be like yeah fucking right yeah exactly just cougar you shut the fuck up you didn't chop down no apple tree just crazy bro there's no more history class there couldn't be dude history class high school's a joke yes all that shit in those history books fucking joke the mayflower one chapter on slavery yeah well we spent a month on it. Did you guys? Y'all did? Yeah. February was slavery month. No, no.

We didn't know if it even happened. We did a whole chapter on if it happened or not. Now, Christopher Columbus? He wasn't a slave. Were slaves only for the wealthy? Yes. Or did regular people

just have slaves too? Fuck. Regular people didn't have slaves? No. Like 30 people had slaves, dude, and they had a lot of them. It's just like it is now mexicans are the new slaves well mexicans i don't i don't think it's the same thing they figure it out they go dude we don't have to fucking house them and feed them how about we pay them like fucking five cents a day and let them find their own

fucking place to sleep yeah they probably it's just slavery never went away it's just they're freelancing now just private private slavery in libya that's all they're freelancing now. It's private contracts. They have slavery in Libya right now. That's all it is. They go, dude, you guys are housing them

and feeding them? Oh my God. Yeah. Fuck that. Yeah, get your act together. Let's free them and then hire them

and let them buy their own food. Yeah. Yeah, at least they used to house you. It's probably better this way. Like that old way of slavery. They'd have sex with them too. Sometimes.

Yeah, a lot. The hot ones. A lot of mixed babies. The abolishment of slavery was probably just the reform way of slavery. They'd have sex with them too. Sometimes. Yeah, a lot. The hot ones. A lot of mixed babies. The abolishment of slavery was probably just the reforming of slavery. That's probably what it really was. Nazis didn't never got, the Nazis were never defeated. They just rebranded.

They just came to the United States. But yeah, a lot of people didn't have slaves, man. Most people didn't. Is that true? Well, it depends. Because it sounds like everybody, it was just wealthy people, right? Yeah, people that could afford to do it. Like, you can't show up with $2

and get a slave, man. You'd have like $1,300. You'd have to be balling. $600. And then you gotta feed them, too. You can't play for them to live. You can't be like, oh, I'm gonna get a slave for $40 and have them just sleep in my bed with me. Like, that was like slaving on a budget. That was using Groupon groupon yeah they didn't

have that so you guys they were basically fighting uh like um like that's who knows like exactly how it went down because for sure black people were slaves for sure but i want to know what percentage of white people had slaves like was it two percent? Was it 50%? Well, I mean, here's the thing. 80%? What do we got? I'm looking at something right now that says 1.3%. This is from, this is a Snopes article, so take it with you. That's nobody. Like Oprah would have them. No, no, it is 1%, but

here's the rule. At the time, only white men could buy and own slaves. So if you had a family, you had slaves, but you didn't technically own it. So if you had a family, you had slaves, but you didn't technically own it. It was the guys who owned it. So the numbers are much smaller.

And you still had racism though. Like you still, other people, even though they didn't have slaves, they could still be racist. That was free. Yeah. Racism was free back then.

Maryland was popping off 12%. Oh, definitely. Maryland, Arkansas, 20, what? 12% of people had owned slaves. That's a lot. free back then. Damn, Maryland was popping off. 12%. Oh, definitely Maryland. Arkansas, 20. 12% of people owned slaves? That's a lot. Mississippi says 49%.

Look at this. 49% of white people owned slaves? 46, South Carolina. Georgia, 37. Yeah, that's a lot, dude. That's a lot. Yeah, but that's just also a guess, bro. That's fair.

You know? You think that was white people that wanted slaves, but they just couldn't afford them? Oh, yeah. You think that was on somebody's Christmas list? No way, dude. Like, damn, I didn't get one? Fuck, bro. Dude, I've had dreams, bro, where I am a, you know that show, Undercover Boss?

Yeah. Where I go back in time, I'm an undercover boss, I'm a slave. And I'm like seeing who's like being like a cool slave and who's not, you know? Isn't that crazy? Were you in blackface the whole time? I couldn't tell if I was black, there wasn't any mirrors or anything, but people treated me like I was a slave. Like, oh yeah, this is a new guy, you know? Lila. This is a dream?. Lylek was my name.

This is a dream? Yeah. Did you have a weird wig on? Huh? You had a recurring dream that you were a slave. And Lylek was my name. Back in the... Like the flowers.

What, in the 1600s or something? Yeah, I can't tell. There's no calendars or anything in the dream. So I'm guessing like probably 1500s or something, 1600s. Wow. And it keeps popping back up? Yeah, I've had it probably about 15 times. And it's like, you know, and I'm seeing like, oh, who's being sneaky and who's not, you

know? Like who's planning on working and who's planning on sneaking off. Yeah, who's taking it easy. Yeah, who's taking it easy. Undercover slave? Yeah. Because I'm the undercover boss, but I'm a slave. So I'm, it's, you know.

He's actually an owner. Yeah. Damn. But not today. He's actually an owner, but it's kind of crazy. Quality control. It's like a secret shopper, kind of like. Interesting.

Well, we did it, boys. We did. We solved it. We did it. We solved Corona. We did? I think it's over. I think people have the information now.

That's all we can do. Bro, this is the most social thing I'll probably do for the next two or three days. I'm going to lock myself in. Crazy, right? The gyms are all closed. What are you guys doing? Are a lot of tent planets closed? They have to.

Most of them. You have to. Most of them. Some are still open in certain counties where they haven't enforced lockdown. Do you think they're going to charge rent even though they're closed? Oh, yeah.

I'm losing tens of thousands of dollars, man. I lost a lot of cash. I'm taking a gigantic hit. Everybody is. My Bitcoin crashed. It should have dollars, man. I lost a lot of cash. Everybody is. My Bitcoin crashed. It should have crashed, dude. Bitcoin? That's the new slavery is anybody who's bought Bitcoin, bro.

I bought some. I lost money on Bitcoin just like everyone else. Bitcoin just went to shit. People are supposed to keep it and they panicked and they sold it. Are there speakeasies where people are still training? Eddie, do you know? You know what I'm saying? Are there places where people are meeting up and still training?

Underground. I don't know. How often do you do jiu-jitsu? Never. Never. What belt did you get? Last time I got a belt was brown Yeah, big brown Three stripes on my brown belt

Ooh One of the stripes though was You didn't want that black? Black belt in jiu-jitsu? I did I got stripes And then I started fighting So I stopped doing like gi jiu-jitsu

It's never too late Get that black belt Yeah It's nice to say you're a BJJ black belt You know Amal Easton? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Amal Easton was the one who gave my, well, Amal gave me my purple and then Henner and

Heron gave me my brown and I got striped under Heron and Henner. Why don't you go train with Heron and Henner and try to get that black? And get my black, yeah. But Amal asked me to come back and was going to give me my black belt. I've been busy, man. Other things. He said, come back, I'll give you your black. Well, train for it. At the time I was training, yeah. Might as well get belt. I've been busy, man. Other things. He said, come back. I'll give you your black. Well, train for it.

At the time, I was training, yeah. Might as well get it. I know, I know. I'd cheer you on, bro. Thanks, dude. Come with me. I'll get out there. When you go get in some martial arts, dude.

I need to get in there. I've been trying to do some yoga to loosen up. Take Krav Maga with me, dude. It's the best. Really? Is it Jewish fighting? Yeah, dirty Jew fighting. I love it.

They go for eyes and groins. Yeah, it's just cheat and win. I'm all about that. What's the difference between Krav Maga and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu? How dare you? Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, you can actually spar 100% against each other because there's no strikes. It's a sport.

There's no eye gouging. It's a sport. So you get really, really good at controlling another man's watch. But Krav Maga, it's all about like ball strikes eye gouges you're the biting really yeah that's great so you really can't spar so it's it's effective nothing's more effective than a fucking eye gouge eye gouge is number one i'm all about that if you just focus on that you know just anybody tackles you or anything just focus on getting a thumb in their eye and the fight's over. That's the best shit, right?

But you don't really need to fucking train that much for eye gouges. You know what I mean? You got the technique down. Yeah, I can't even see that great. I'll fake like I got eye gouged and then come back with a counterattack. That's smart. Playing possum. The problem with focusing in on eye gouging is it works so well,

it blinds motherfuckers for life so they can come back and sue you. So be careful with that shit. Be careful with that eye gouge. Well, if that's the only thing you can do, dude. But it will save your life. It will save your life for sure. That's all you got. Get that eye.

Just get one eye. All you need is one. You don't need two. Just tap it. Tap the eye. Ball shots are great. It's just that delay. They got like 10 seconds to fuck you up

It's the delay It's the delay You just count down 10 9 Yeah come on Kick them in the balls and run dude And by the time they catch you

Boom The pain sets in Well fellas we appreciate you coming in man Well thank you for having us Yeah man this is the first time we've ever had A celebrity guest on King of the Sting It is man we appreciate it Really? Oh yeah we always have our culture We're not celebrities We have our culture corner you boys. Yeah, man. This is the first time we've ever had a celebrity guest on King and the Sting. Yeah. Really?

Oh yeah. We always have celebrities. We have a culture corner, but it's, yeah, this is awesome, man. It's really cool.

And especially to talk about the virus and see what's, what's going on. You heard what Ron Paul said. That's what I believe. I'm, I'm behind Ron Paul. Yeah. This is all about trying to control stuff and get Trump out of office.

You can catch him on a tinfoil hat podcast uh eddie bravo and sam tripoli thank you boys yeah thank you guys so much thanks for coming in yeah chin thank you for being here and being safe yep the few the proud the boys gang