The Golden Hour - Episode 62: Tiger King and the Sting

Episode Date: March 27, 2020

Theo and Brendan are balls deep in Netflix's new documentary "Tiger King" and talk Tiger Cunts, Hot Lemurs, Huffing York Peppermint Patties, Carnie Trouble, Bryan Callen vs Bobby Lee, Gas Jackers, Scented Hitters, Panty Business Names, Meth Traps, Brohibition and much more!1. Upstart - https://upstart.com/kats2. Manscaped - https://manscaped.com/ code: KATSSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She's a dimey though. She's a fucking wooden nickel. What? I thought. Does that mean she's stiff? She's just, I don't know, man. I wouldn't give you two cents for her attitude, that's for sure. But what do I know?

You know? I'm just an accomplished young man with a fucking nice cock. Back off my broccolini Get your life together It is Don't touch me bro I'm not touching you dude Hey who got fucked over worse

Lance Armstrong Or Joe Exotic That's a good debate bro Bro Oh we have it Oh is that Is that what King is singing It's a debate club Oh bro. Bro. We actually have it. Oh, we have it? Oh, is that what King is singing? It's a debate club. Oh, Lance Armstrong?

Burst Joey got it? Is it? Specifically. I don't think it's that. Oh, my boy. Michael Rapaport, huh? Mike the Rap, the rapper, Larry Bird's evil twin. What's up, everybody?

This is Michael Rapaport,.K.A. The Pandemic Pied Piper A.K.A. The Gringo Man I have a question for the debate club The King and the Sting Do you guys think Joe Exotic From the Tiger King documentary series On Netflix should be in prison

What do you guys think Personally I think he's the fall guy I don't think he should be in prison What do you guys think I hope everybody's the fall guy. I don't think he should be in prison. What do you guys think? I hope everybody's good. I hope everybody's safe. And hopefully I'll see everybody in person soon. My brother.

Happy birthday to him. Just turned 52. Oh, he did, huh? Dude, what you know about them official Joe Exotic Jays, bro? Are these really? Yeah, he has his own shoe with Jordan now. Oh, my goodness. What you know about them?

All the animals. Is that real cat on it? Yeah, that right there, that's's that cloud leopard this is panther that's a zebra that one of them killed damn cheetah here then you got your official tiger here oh and look at that lemur backstrap what's up bro that shit is beautiful dude dang and you're jordan went zion williams or joe exotic let's go joe Exotic. I love that, man. Slang and kicks, dog. Dude, those are beautiful.

And this is a good question, man, from Michael Rappaport. Happy 50th, Michael. One of my favorite people on the planet. Love you some Michael Rappaport. He's definitely a real loud mouth, dude. I'll say this, man. He's one of my favorite sports people to listen to because he's like the white Stephen A. Smith. Correct.

He should have his own show. Yeah. Why doesn't he have that? You know, me and him, we're going to do our own sports show on Fox. Really? It's going to be me and him, like a first take. What were you going to do? Well, I'm the guy that knows sports.

He's just the guy that yells. Yeah, he's the guy that yells at me about sports. But, yeah, the guy was like, let's do this. And it was, like, completely different than what we want to do. Horrible, yeah. So we're like, oh, we're out. Yeah, fuck you, buddy. Yeah, some little Muppet's like, yeah, let's do this.

Yeah, it was awful. And we're like, no, that's not what we want to do. Put your mother in a body bag, son. Yeah, dog. Take you to that tiger sanctuary. Yeah, bro. Dude, I'll say this. You know who's a real, and I'm not going to say it out loud, but POS.

You talking about that tiger cunt? Huh? That tiger cunt bitch? Uh, no. Who? What? Have you seen the doc? Yeah.

Yeah, well, that's the whole thing, dude. I knew about this years before, man. Years ago. Years ago. Yeah. I didn't. You didn't? Oh, dude.

I was watching. My mouth was like. Bro, I've been following Joe Exotic for a while you can check on my Instagram like a year and a half ago I posted a picture I just caught on him yeah

he was your boy or what no but I just know he's been out there I got a buddy that even worked over at at GW at that place for I guess

maybe two months or something a long time ago in Oklahoma yeah have you ever been there huh have you ever been there

I've never been no damn but people were always like sending me you know messages dude sending me pictures look at you look at joe you know i bet you look you look like joe exotic's gayest boyfriend yeah well if you if you watch the doc you know his boyfriends aren't gay brendan my favorite part my favorite part that dude comes here just to play with the tiger.

Some good looking normal dude. 6'6". Straight. Whoa. Hey, they're driving. He goes, how straight are you? He's like, pretty straight, bro. He goes, yeah, when you watch porn.

Do you like to look at the big dicks or the small dicks? He's like, well, the big dicks. He goes, you ain't that straight. And then it just time elapsed, and they're married. And the dude's fucking them now. It's like, oh, dude. You don't know if they were having sex, bro. Now, they were married.

But I don't know if there was actual. Bro. Do you think there was? He was in a relationship. Do you see the picture where one dude's on the ground? Like, the dude with no teeth. The meth head's on the ground like this by his cock. James.

No, that's not James. And then they're both like, and then the 6'6 dude and him are just happy as fuck. Yeah. And that little fucking dick traps at the bottom on one knee. Like a fucking. They had that boy a little thirst trap. They set him down there, dude. Dude.

Bro, they're beautiful. I mean, look, man. A lot of beautiful men out there. Yeah, when was that? Do you know when that was? September 2018 this year. 2018. Damn, bro. Two years ago. lot of beautiful men out there uh yeah when was that do you know when that was uh september 2018 this 2018 bro two years ago you were on this joe exotic kick oh we're right there i'm surprised you they didn't do a doc up with you on there dude i'm surprised they didn't interview tiger

queen up in this bitch tiger jester i would go with uh maybe they'll maybe they'd let me in there man dude i'll say this though james garretson let's pull up a picture of james garretson dude is the real fucking fink who got who got uh he got caught on the hot he got he got that hot lemur and uh you talking about on the dark web huh yeah no i think he got it from joe actually hey see the one with that he he looks like the owner of the Raiders? He has that dickhead haircut? Yeah, dude. Oh, that little fucking snitch.

Yeah, that little dumb bitch. Yeah, that little snitch right there, dude. That little fucking cinnamon roll, bro. That little freaking... He looks like he sells Cinnabon on the dark web. This fucking dude. He looks like he owns the Raiders. He looks identical to the owner of the Raiders.

If the Raider guy just ate Cinnabons. Bring him up, Nick. That fucking thirst trap lemur. This guy looks like he's definitely been huffing York peppermint patties on the side, bro. That dude looks like a... I don't trust that fucking... Well, yeah, he had that dirty lemur and he didn't want to go down. You're telling me they don't look identical, bro?

Come on, now. Come on, dude. I need a better picture of Jason. You can't find it. And it's James. And he's an official. He's an official employee of the U.S. government. I have some pictures of him on my phone.

Really? Yeah, I'll send you a couple. You know him, huh? Huh? No, no, no. He's just been texting you pics of him? He's trying to sell you a lemur and shit i snagged some off the dock here we go you know what you know what i don't get why did they show him on

that jet ski with that dope rocky music i'm like where the fuck are they showing this dude like because they're trying to that was part of the deal a bit hey man we'll let you we'll make you look like a champ you know we just need you to uh rat everybody out here he is probably with a hot lobster who knows where he got that bastard from dude he got a you know some back alley lobster right there albino lobster this motherfucker's gonna cook him and eat him that's the thing man he had that one shady lemur and he's running that bootleg dollar general over there you saw that by himself one of the aisles had like tricycles on it and one of them had beef jerky and that was all of the aisles that's it he's like this is my store the worst front ever dude there was definitely a lot of

drug-induced homosexuality and that's one thing you see on this uh documentary they don't talk about it though can we talk about joe exotic and his meth habit the entire fucking time that boy has some slammers though his music yeah say what you want about joe exotic but he creates some fucking slammers bangers bro gay slammers dude he definitely he's that uh talking about gay pogs either now you know what i'm saying yeah he's kind of like he reminds him like um he reminds me of uh somebody that works at a carnival you know yeah the guy that runs the thing that you hit and goes, ding! Yeah.

But he had that pistol on him. Have you guys seen it or not? Oh, yeah. Oh, really? What did you guys think about it? I was just, I was like, okay, where's the black people? I didn't see one black person. It's Oklahoma, bro.

It's in the middle of Oklahoma. They got black people in Oklahoma. Not at Tiger Sanctuary. No, they had Blake Griffin, and he's only half, dude. And then his brother, too, who's a quarter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His brother's only a quarter,

so there's definitely... Quarter suits. He's allowed it. Yeah, but there's some question marks as to how one's a half and one's a quarter, too. Same parents.

Yeah, same parents. I wouldn't mind one of the music videos right now. Oh, he got some real hits, though, man. Dude. What was the one

where they're feeding the meat to the tiger oh because that little fucking uh hey kitty kitty yeah hey kitty kitty the girl who his arch rival now i didn't trust that carol baskin dude carol and she killed her husband fed it to the tigers carol baskin yeah you have to say the full name every time like he does your old basket and he kept going down there here we go oh you shared it huh fuck dude did i i'm creating a fucking exotic joke this morning with the sunshine in my eyes all the clouds are gone and took the rain that came inside they're good, man. Look at them clouded leopards back there.

They look beautiful. You've just been touching everybody, though, huh? You notice how I'm touching everybody's lower back? Oh, yeah. I had a kid do that to me in college all the time. For reals. You worked in the Dow Ward Athletic Center. You get down syndrome.

Ah, fucking Joey. Solid, bro. Dude, he's going to get us out of this situation. Fuck! Dude, it's not the kind of music you want to listen to with your mouth open, though, if you notice that, dude. I do feel different. If you're listening with your mouth open, it feels different. But Carole

Baskin is a straight-up husband killer, bro. That HK, bro. You know that shit. But what I want to know is, what do you guys think, Culture Corner, about the homosexuality that was in the documentary? Because I enjoyed it. I feel like, I mean, I thought it made a better story i'm not yeah two bros what yeah just him and his bros oh dude that's i didn't find the man to be gay

that's what i that's what i'm saying and then the one dude who came was like six six was like i guess i'm gay and then again time lapse they don't tell us anything. He's married. And then, dude, spoiler alert, in front of the tigers. Killed himself. He's living a lie, bro. He wasn't gay. He just wanted to pet the tigers. Yeah. By any means necessary.

That's how they got him. That's how they got him. They bait him with a tiger and then hit him with that meth cat. And that dick. You know? I don't know. I guess I want to touch this cloud leopard that bad. I'm going to suck you off, Joe.

Now, I think there might have been oral sex. I don't think that there was full body sex. Oh, that meth head was down, though. Did you see the tattoo he got that said? Property of Joe? It said Joe Exotic Property Only. Right above his dick piece. I didn't read it.

Right above his tiger tail. Right above it. And then when he broke up, went back to the tattoo artist and got a big old bull. Now here we have a couple of the images right here so we can see what you're actually talking about. Yeah, give me the one where it's the three of them and then the one thirst trap on meth is taking a knee

like a fucking high school football picture. At the top, at the top. It's the three of them. There you go, on the right. Yeah, that's them boys. That's them tiger boys. Beautiful, man. I ain't talking about the Detroit Tigers either now. Beautiful, man. Yeah, that's them boys. That's them tiger boys. Beautiful, man. I ain't talking about the Detroit Tigers either now.

Beautiful, man. Yeah, man. Cecil field him right here. A lot of freaking, a lot of catchers. Dude, all catchers and that boy on the bottom is the pitcher. I'm telling you that right now. Now, I could see that. Now, I feel like that's what i felt like there wasn't any

full body sex going on i felt like it was predominantly probably oral sex oh you did anybody else get that no not me you crazy you think joe just wants oral sex you think joe exotic doesn't put on the jungle book and fuck these boys are you out your mind? You know how sweaty them boys get in the Oklahoma summers? You kidding me? All geared up on meth? It's hard to do meth in the sunlight. Don't you know anything about drugs? It's a winter drug.

Is it? Yeah, man. Okay, I didn't know. Cocaine's more of a summer drug. Am I right? No, I think weed and stuff like that is more of a summer drug. No, that's a nighttime drug. You need those uppers in the winter when you get that seasonal affective disorder.

Yeah. Yeah, and just fucking feeding 300 tigers just on meth in the winter. Yeah, it's hard to do a lot of blowing and be out in the sun. You won't see somebody doing blowing, laying out by the beach. Oh, I didn't know that. I don't know my drugs. Well, it's fine. But here these men are right here near a field or near a corn or something.

Beautiful, too. The one guy is pretty damn beautiful, I will say that. You're talking about the boy on the right? Yeah. Yeah. All right. Merry fuck kill with these three right here. Wed, bed, or dead.

Thank you very much. Huh? Wed, bed, or dead. Okay. Sorry. All right. Wed, bed, or dead with these three right here, man. Wed, bed, or dead.

Who do you got, man? Joe Exotic, I'm going to marry because that boy, he comes up with them ideas. I can play with his tigers all the time. Okay, the marketing. For the marketing. For the marketing. I'm going to go ahead and kill the boy taking a knee on the left with no teeth. I got to kill him.

Dude, get out of here. I didn't like his attitude. And also, when shit got tough, he snitched on him, bro. He fucking went against him. He was taken advantage of, man. Hey, how about Joe Exotic's tight fucking khakis and his cock sticking out right in that picture? Dude, get your dick out of my boy's face.

And then I'm going to go ahead and hang out with the boy on the right. And probably just literally hang out and play Madden or something. Yeah. Because he's not a gay man. Like Duck Hunt. Yeah. What would you guys... Kat, am I off on this?

What about you? I don't think you're off on that at all. Wow. That's a good choice. Yeah. Who would your choices be, Kat? Let's get a female perspective here since this thing seems predominantly homosexual. Who's the best looking one, Kat?

Best looking one is the guy on the right. Young guy on the right. I would bed him because he's straight. I would marry Joe. They're all straight. Except for Joe. Okay. I don't know.

I think Joe was straight and it was a lot of it just seemed like a lot. Everything about him seemed like reaching for something, you know? Yeah. Almost like he. He seemed like a fake gay. Yeah, maybe. To me. Now, gun to the head.

Has he fucked one of them tigers probably dude no way dude you crazy i didn't think about that he loves him that much yeah but it's got to be so hard to do though bro is that gay if you that's not gay you're awesome it's pretty special say that it's pretty special it's way better than fucking just some chick that you met. Yeah, you're right. When you're right, you're right, too. But I really, the homosexuality that was going on out there, I feel like it'd be so hard to be gay in that hot sun. Yeah. Gay seemed like a winter sport.

Agree. Agree, you want to snuggle up with a bare, hairy dude. These guys in that Oklahoma sun. Oh, God. And the Sooners are playing? We ain't got time to fuck. We got to watch the Sooners and feed these tigers. Dude, a lot of brave gays out there, man.

And you don't know that. Now, I will say this. It definitely opens up a whole new breed of kind of renegade homosexuality, I feel like, that you're going to start seeing really taking over kind of the Midwest and the upper West. This could be you two if you get that zoo. In Mexico. It could have been, man. It could have been, dude.

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He had seven wives? Doc Antle, dude. Bogdavan, bro. Bogdavan, bro. He's the real MVP. He said it means Lord, right? Yep. Yeah.

Yeah, what a crazy, like Bogdavan, Doc. He already has two titles, and then he tells you one of them means Lord. It's a bit much. Yeah, the whole thing was strange, that dude. And then Joe Exotic, the one thing where I couldn't fuck with him is when he was on trial, and he threw his boy under the bus, his mentor. He's like, he's actually killing tigers. And he fucking puts them in a gas chamber.

And then he burns them. I was like, what? Dude, what are you doing? Yeah. That's your boy, man. Yeah. He said he was like, they were taking tigers and like waterboarding them and like putting them under bright lights and stuff like that.

Not letting them sleep. Yeah. Getting, tickling them. He said that they were putting glitter on their tails and tickling them the tiger's just giving up all the info the monkey did it dude that shit was nuts a lot of levels man a lot of levels hey hold on what about when the girl's arm gets bit off, bro? Dude, is that not the best thing on TV? Is that not the best thing you've ever seen on TV? And they actually have the footage.

But my favorite thing, right? Arm off. She's laying there pretty calm. She's badass. Bro, sappy. Yeah, badass. My favorite part is Joe Exotic. Why he has a fucking, he has like a nurse's jacket on.

I have no idea where he got it. But he goes to his office and he goes, this is going to ruin my business. And he goes, hey y'all. Yeah, I'll tell you straight up right now. I got to tell you something, man. I'll tell you something right now. You're going to hear about it on the news, alright? Somebody just got the damn arm bit off

over there by a tiger, alright? So come back another day or go and give your money back. And those Oklahomians didn't give a tiger. So come back another day or go and give your money back. And those Oklahomians didn't give a fuck. No one even budged. No. Look at this gangster girl though. They ain't playing, man.

Fuck you. There he is right there. Stay with me. Stay with me. He did really snap into action. Look, look at, where'd he get that? Why does he have that jacket on though?

Huh? Why does he have that jacket on? Where'd he get that fake fucking ambulance jacket? Why wouldn't he have it? Bro? Why does he get that fake fucking ambulance jacket? Why wouldn't he have it? Bro, where did he get that? Where would you buy something like that? He's not a fucking...

Bro, you gotta grow up in a more rural area, dude. Everybody is a part-time EMT, dude, where I'm from. Dude, look at that audience. When he tells them, he goes, why don't you just come back another day, all right? Young lady got her arm bitten off. Yeah, he backed up a little bit on that nick let's get that little section from the beginning check out the gut on becky and the pink let's see what he says on this

part nick can you back up a little gun feed becky them goddamn tigers back up yeah lady and gentlemen before you hear on the news about an hour ago we had an incident where one of the employees stuck their arm through the cage and a tiger tore her arm off and these people like that lady on the right the gut larry on the left one lady just has a one jar tiger uh tiger bomb she's like i just wanted this i was gonna get my jersey signed that makes sense i can give you your money back i can give you a rain check i brought my cecil fields jersey though God damn it. Bro, and the crazy part is that's the one day you want to be in the park, dude. Yes.

Finally some action. Some live action. You don't want to be at Six Flags when nobody loses a fucking limb, bro. Hell no. I love that EMT jacket, though. Where did he get that? I will never recover from this financially. Oh, that's my favorite.

And he starts crying. Yeah. Well, it's just. Oh, my God. This is my favorite and he starts crying yeah well it's just god here's my favorite part of the whole documentary i'm never gonna financially recover from this facts bro that's facts dude and that's the trouble man about being a that's the tough part about being an entrepreneur but then have also being like the the main guy the main guy star you want to be the main event you got to go back and forth between businessman and sensation and here's the other thing though did nobody plan for this did you not think out of all the years

somebody's gonna get fucking their arm ripped off by the tiger he's like how could this happen uh well yeah dude but of course this happened. Hey, how about when he ran for president? Oh, yeah. The ball's on this man. Dude, he's on. Yeah, that's the thing, man. I'll tell you this.

I will say this. One thing I noticed about him, I thought throughout the documentary, was that he's a hard worker. He's brave. He was always involved. Anytime they're loading stuff on trucks or whatever, he was never not involved. Agreed. And I think he fucking got the worst of everything and everyone turned against him because they knew he had talent and they fucking put him in prison for 22 years he does have some appeals coming up but i agree it's

looking like it's not going to go well but my fairs when he facetimes from prison and his roots are going out and his hair's all fucked up yeah i thought it looked better with the brown hair nah that blonde is filthy bro yeah oh dude that's local that's local fairground blonde right there dude you can only get that fucking color blonde outside of a rodeo i bet you he's thriving in prison though oh yeah just booty galore that's another thing bro but i don't know man dude he's such a he's such an interesting guy because it's almost like he would do anything to find somebody that cared about him or something or to find i don't know i mean the level he went to to make himself like uh famous like famous yeah like just i mean it just never ended it like you know about that documentary show like He did a show every day for like six years at 6 p.m.

Just talking shit. Basically doing a podcast live. Had 40 listeners. Still on that bitch. Still on that bitch. The work ethic of Joe Exotic is insane. And ahead of his time. He was doing that 10 years ago.

Live streaming. That's crazy. That's like Rogan. He's the original Joe Rogan. Yeah. Joe Exotic. Really is, man. It's crazy. crazy yeah i wonder what they would talk about dude i bet they'd have a ton to talk about i hope he gets out man i think he's gonna you know but here now here's the thing if he got obsessed with

wanting to kill that lady i don't know if he did because uh i did some research on that lady okay she talked about she's like i was because they wanted to netflix wanted to follow up with some of the people and like show what they're doing now and she was like it's weird because since i worked since i worked for peter i own a big cat sanctuary she goes me and joe really like i didn't really deal with him that much like he made it seem like there was this whole thing against me she goes i had 10 people that i was going after he was just one of them wow he's like so i had a bunch going on It wasn't like I was focused solely on him. And he wasn't really solely focused on me either.

She goes, but the documentary made it seem that way. She was like, I had a bunch of shit going on. He definitely killed her husband. Yeah. But do you believe her about that stuff, though? Because that lady to me seemed like, and that man, that husband, that new husband man she had, something's wrong with that guy, dude. How about when he was like, I could never leave you in spring. Dude, what the fuck are you doing, bro?

Dude, you can never leave anyone. You're going to end up in a damn body bag, Carl. Okay? You know what I'm saying, bro? What about that picture of him dressed like a tiger and she had him on like a chain? On their wedding. Oh, I didn't see that. On their wedding.

I fell asleep during one of the episodes. Carole Baskin wedding. Yeah. Tiger costume. That bitch was always dressed up in some sort of animal print too. Oh yeah, it was the print of her dead husband's

fingerprints on her body. Now I can't get enough of animal print. Any Atmos collab Nike does and there's animal print, I pick them up, I buy them, but fuck dude, this bitch needs to relax.

Look Joe, I mean he put put oh shit unreal unreal and that's your boy lani baskin right there that's lani baskin yeah fucking barney rubbles that fucking yeah dude that's that flintstone fit there bro fucking carny trouble dude these guys are a bunch of fucking straight carnies out here bro that's what it seemed like it seemed like somebody gave a couple carnies a tiger and some money yeah bro and this is what happens dude the shitty part is is people like her are they're doing she's doing the same thing he was doing the exact same thing and calling him down yeah so you know he was making like 30 40 g's going to the malls showing kids tigers and shit she's like nope not up in here and shut that shit down that's why he hated her because he was like dude i need to cover my nut by bringing these going to the malls showing kids tigers and shit. She's like, Nope, not up in here and shut that shit down. That's why he hated her. Cause he was like,

dude, I need to cover my nut by bringing these tigers to the mall. No different than what she does. She just had people go to her sanctuary. He'd bring them to the malls, but get paid for it. So she stopped that. She's a fucking hater. She was a hater.

She's the one that deserves 22 years. And yeah, dude. And the thing is also though, they don't, now you're not going to have these type of places anymore. That's one thing I don't like. There's a downside to all of that, the documentary and everything.

My thing is- Because they're going to shut this kind of shit down now. Except for her. But this is the other thing. Here's what the- Go on. The other thing is I would never be that comfortable to fucking hang out with tigers and shit. I've never been that cool.

Oh, yeah? Never. Would you? Oh, yeah. I would never let my kid hang out with a fucking tiger really never dude your kid's named tiger yeah he can't hang out with a live tiger bro what do you think he's gonna do dude we're not going there we're gonna go on what's he gonna do as soon as he can fucking be away from y'all though yeah he might go if they're still open the other thing i think about think how expensive those places are to run.

Joe Exotic was a hustler. I don't know where he got all that millions of dollars to open that shit up. And Tigers, we get a few up in this bitch. Only two grand, dude. We have three walking around here. $3,000 a year per Tiger to feed them. Not when they get older, though. Oh, I don't know.

I thought he was cutting corners. I thought he was like, I got it down to $3,000. They got to feed him cows. Well, did you hear what he was doing? Getting that Walmart meat. Yeah, and then also roadkill. Ooh. Yeah. But it makes sense, man.

Tigers aren't like real, you know, you don't see a tiger at the, you know, at the. Zoo? No, you don't see one at like a nice restaurant. You know, they don't care what they eat. You're not going to catch a tiger at Sizzlers. You feel me? Yeah yeah you might catch it i mean tiger would eat at fucking shoney's if it was open you know here's what the debate said what they say 54 think he should be in prison 40 and six percent say no but you that's a long jury though isn't it is that enough uh you need unanimous in a jury so so one you just need one out of 12. Yeah, yeah. Just one.

12 angry men. Yep. So he would be free then? He'd be free. Hung jury, yeah, yeah. He'd be free. The other thing is, you know, documentaries. Breaks my heart, man.

Me too. But documentaries, all of them have, they've got to paint a picture, right? Right. So I feel bad for him. But then when you talk about, you know, a homeboy who came in, was shooting all his shit and was in the hat, always in the coffee shop. That guy gots. He hates Exotic Joe.

Hates him. Joe Exotic. Fucking hates him. And he was saying he's the most evil person he's ever met in his life. But that guy also was kind of a fucking nutcase, dude. Rick Kirkham. He thought he was real tight, huh? He thought he was the fucking Steven Spielberg.

I'm like a million dollars selling this thing. And he was really kind of right. I mean, that show would have been amazing. If it was on today, after this, let's say Joe Exotic was out of prison and was doing the show now, that shit would be popping. We'd watch it. I bet Rick got paid because he had all that footage and he sold the production. No, well, he has some of that footage. But, yeah, Joe Exotic burned it all down.

I've only seen the first three episodes. Oh, damn. Now you know, bro. That's the thing about Joe. You can't cross him, bro. Well, here's what by any means necessary,otic burned it all down. I've only seen the first three episodes. Oh, damn. Now you know, bro. That's the thing about Joe. You can't cross him, bro. Well, here's what by any means necessary, dude. Burn it down. That shit was gangster, man.

Anyway. The other thing, he was doing it for his brother. His brother committed suicide. He was like, this is a dedication to my brother and fucking built this empire. Yeah, but it also makes me, it's like he would just, he used everything as a thing, you know? I mean, I guess that's life, you know? But it's sometimes's sometime at a certain point it just started to wear thin i don't trust him something's going i don't i don't like anybody featured on the documentary i don't like the drug induced homosexuality you know it's hard enough if somebody's on drugs and then you slip on my dick

you know behind behind the pipe i'm not gonna lie that joe exact talked a mean game i i don't want to go down i'm scared about what would happen to myself. That Oklahoma boy drove down there to play with some tigers. Unless he's married. What am I going to do? Bro, he did that every toy you would want, bro. You want a gun? You want a tiger?

You want this? You want that? You want to drive my ATVs? What do you want to do? I guess. You want to drive my wiener with your tongue? I guess so, Joe. Can I play with the tigers after?

Yep. Dude, you shoot enough bullets, pet a tiger, you don't even know if you got a dick on you somewhere. I don't even know. It seems straight. It's crazy. Yeah, next thing you know, that's straight for you. Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, you could fall in.

You throw a little bit of drugs in there with guns and cats and big cats. You surround me with tigers and I think your dick's out. What are we doing, dude? I'm confused. I'm at the petting zoo, man. And I'm petting with my face, bro. Yeah, it could get real crispy out there. I'm at the petting zoo, man. And I'm petting with my face, bro. Yeah, it could get real crispy out there. I'm at this petting zoo.

Here we got a question right here from Paul Flart. I'm petting his dick. Yeah, dude. Hang on. This petting zoo turned into this dick zoo, bro. Damn, this tiger's real short. This tiger heart is fog, dude. Damn, dude.

Is this a tiger or this a spitting snake, bro? Yeah, this tiger. This thing keeps dude. Damn, dude. Is this a tiger? This is a spitting snake, bro. This thing keeps spitting in my mouth. Whoa, Brendan. Whoa, guy. Back off, bro. Sorry, bro. I got carried away.

No, man. Keep touching me, though. Corona. No, dude. I'm 20. Don't blame it on Corona, dude, if you're homosexual, bro. This Corona got me feeling gay. Yeah, I know, dude. I've been coop Corona, dude, if you're homosexual, bro. This Corona got me feeling gay. Yeah, I know, dude.

I've been cooped up too long, bro. Yeah, bro. I'll tell you, don't bring around Exotic Joe, bro. You got to get out more. I do, man. I'm trying to get to this petting zoo stat. Did you guys ever see Grizzly Man? I like Tiger King a lot better when it was called Grizzly Man.

That was way better. Yeah? Yeah, he lived with the bears. Oh, that man was out there playing with the bears. Yeah, that man got eaten alive. He was no entrepreneur. You know he got eaten alive? Oh, yeah.

And they had the recording on tape. Oh, I got to send you this. I got to send you this. This dude. Oh, I saw that yesterday. Did Eddie send it to you? With the bear attack? Is that real?

Yeah. Rogan said it's real. It looks real. This dude, they're out in Alaska hunting bears, and this bear went, cool story, bro. That's your face? He gooshed. Yeah, I'm going to send it to you, Nick. Dude.

Very alarming. It ruined my night. Wait till you see this. It ruined your night, and you want us to watch it? Yeah, I want you guys to feel what I felt. It's daytime. Yeah, it's daytime. It ruined my night.

Daytime, I'm good. Like meth. If it came in here. Wait, I'll be watching crazy shit. I'm telling you, Eddie sent it to Rogan and Brian. I do this group chat. Eddie, send some alarming shit. You never know with Eddie.

Be hella honest with that. He posted my number on one of his IGTV videos. He did a screen record of the Ron Paul, and my number popped up. And I got like 50 random texts from Psycho Eddie fans. Did you? videos he did that a screen record of the ron paul and my number popped up because he saved and i got like 50 uh random texts from psycho eddie fans yeah yeah all they were talking about is flat earth trying to convert you to flat earth i got a lot of that one meme i got around that big black guy's dick and then a lot of jeffrey epstein stuff the big black guy's dick is really taking over america are you guys getting it in uh in culture corner you guys getting it at all

yeah yes bro i don't you know i don't know do you guys know that guy the screenshot no i heard he's dead though oh really yeah oh yeah because he's not yeah i wanted to book him on this bad weekend yeah oh you did we wanted to instead he got big baby well keep researching because i don't know big baby glenn davis coming in dude which ironically was the man's nickname for his penis he used to yeah he would put an lsu condom on it um what do you got cat what did were you guys getting that a lot of that black wiener man going around yeah somebody photoshopped a screenshot of last week's episode with chapelle and i and they photoshop chapelle out and put him there hey let me ask you this who's who's a bigger corona lockdown mvp the wiener man or

fucking joe exotic i'd say joe exotic because that's seven hours of quality content yeah yeah who's a bigger what the mvp you know because there's some MVPs that's Corona locked in. Oh, okay. Corona MVP. That's a good debate. Who's kind of the real MVP here? I'd say Joe Exotic. I feel like Big Black Dig will last forever. Yeah.

How dare you? I feel like Joe Exotic will last forever. I think we could get him out of prison. You think so? Is there a petition? Fuck yeah. But what's the petition going to be? I think you got screwed over man i like it i actually really like it thanks dude yeah it's sentimental

it's sentimental it's to the point oh i think you got screwed over man this is just it's so heavy to go into i just feel like you got fucked over by everyone, man. That fucking guy with the bootleg lemur. Can you believe that? And he rolled on everyone. No, can we talk about the hitman? Can we talk about the hitman who was too lazy to go to Florida? Got halfway there and went, ah, not for me.

Turned around. Hold up. He agreed to murder a person because he was too lazy. Turned around. That guy's free. Yeah. But he was down to murder a person. What about him? to turn around. That guy's free? Yeah. But he was down to murder a person. What about him?

You're telling me he's worse than Joe Exotic? It's crazy. It makes you wonder if karma really works. That's what it made for me. It was like, where's the karma? How does it really work here? Because if the lady did kill her husband, Joe brought a lot of it on himself, though. Man, he went after that man.

He went after that woman he would not leave her alone he's down there with the rabbit head on and the dumb shit even shot the dummy with a real guy what is he doing put snakes in her mailbox yeah man at a certain point you gotta shut it down that shit was dope though yeah just send somebody in to actually find out what's going on what do you got nick hey brand Theo. I have a debate club for you. Kiss or ACDC? Who do you got? Let me know.

Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Kiss or ACDC? Can I hear some of their fucking classics? Huh? ACDC. Back in black! I hit the sack! Back in black!

Back in black! What were some of the... Oh, Hell's Bells. Hell's Bells. Welcome to the Jungle. Back in black. What were some of the... Oh, Hell's Bells. Hell's Bells. Welcome to the Jungle. This is Kiss? No, that... Everything's been ACDC so far that we've said.

But yeah, Kiss is... Wait, did he say Kiss or ACDC? Yeah. ACDC, man. Gene Simmons honestly seems like a fucking asshole to me. I feel like Gene Simmons is one fucking bad fucking drug away from being one of joe exotic boys you always have that face paint on and shit and the high heels you're fooling nobody bro yeah i interviewed his daughter one time she was less than desirable to be around

was she i've met her a few times too she's a dimey though she's fucking wooden nickel that means she's stiff yes I don't know man I wouldn't give you two cents for her attitude that's for sure but what do I know you know I'm just an accomplished young man with a fucking nice cop dude don't let Joe Exotic hear this, dude. Joe Exotic would be knocking on your door any day now. Hey, bro. Hey, how straight are you, young man? Because I heard what you said. You said you do got a nice cock, so you acknowledge you got a cock.

You ain't that straight. I want to meet that Theo Bond. Joe Exotic would be for any reason to make you gay. Bro, how many letters is he suddenly going to be getting in prison, dude? But he still has that boyfriend, Dylan. What's his name? Whatever that boy's name is. That boy was in that Camaro SS crying. He called him three times a day.

God. I can't live like this, man. He said, don't worry. I'm going to get out of here. We can be together. He said, I know, baby. Crying. Look at these gay boys, man.

It's a real love story but are they really gay though that's the question yeah they are you think yeah dude i don't like how you won't admit that that man is full-on homoerotic i think he is just lost and troubled man and drug induced man you do enough drugs you end up gay man i talk about it all the time that's facts you know let me some kiss what's his best song What's their number one song? Because I'm not that big of a Kiss fan. Them boys are in too much makeup for me. Joe Exotic's more straight than Kiss. Yeah, Kiss was just more, I agree with that.

Kiss was more, what is Kiss Hits? Can you say Kiss Hits? Can you just put a top ten Kiss songs? Kiss was good. I want to rock and roll all day. That shit sucks. Yeah. I don't know, man.

ACDC destroys Kiss, by the way. Yeah. This ain't even close. Kiss my ass, bro. ACDC, dude. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, kiss this dick. What else is going on?

Oh, dude, I freaking had the worst gas earlier today, too. What'd you eat? I don't know. I haven't really had a lot of stuff to eat recently you're just lighting it up oh yeah i know i just felt it in my body so i went to have a buddy that does this guy let's buy me he's almost like a i don't know he like kind of like it's almost like a kind of like a chiropractor like if you had bad gas and he like fucking adjust your body so you don't have it oh yeah yeah pretty fucking wild actually and did it work yeah really yeah i went this morning you were lighting your apartment up huh you were lighting it up uh not there was no volume to it it was just real quiet gas like a drone you forget you did it silent and deadly just very calm like somebody

tiptoeing out of your butt like somebody playing high and go see with your ass. Yeah, yeah. Like somebody with slippers on just tiptoeing right out of your butt. It's like someone with aqua socks on in your butt. Yeah, but I went to my buddy, dude. He does this thing with your legs. Yeah, that sounds super gay. Bro, he cracks your back. Dude, he'll adjust the gas right out of you, dude.

It's crazy. And now I feel great. Do you? Yeah. I feel totally no pressure from the inside of my body. That's nice. I'll peep that dude out. This is my brother Jay.

Chris is named Little Guy, too. It's almost like letting a monkey get on your body when he fucking fixes. He'll fucking fix the gas right out of you, dude. It's remarkable. He's that lemur hitter. You guys do a lot of that, don't you, Chen, with the different types of... Yeah, Asian culture, a lot of Eastern medicine. you chan with the um different types of yeah asian culture a lot of eastern medicine yeah i don't think about i don't know about gas though that gas jacker you got to get a dude that'll just jack the gas right out he does a couple of corrections

man i don't know dude that sounds super homo really yeah was there a tiger in the room all right hit it dude well i do you practice eastern medicine or do you practice western medicine jen do you do you believe in one more than the other um i tried um that acupuncture once i really gave it a shot yeah but then the doctor left one needle stuck in my chest when i put my shirt back on and then it stuck in me after that day i'll never go back to chiropractor oh we're not fucking no i wouldn't go back left one needle in me oh damn i'll never go back that's unprecedented i feel like it has to happen to other people it's gotta happen i don't i've never heard of it and i've done a ton of acupuncture did you get those the cup sucking on you no i need to do that though so that's probably one eastern medicine that i'll try because everyone seems

to believe in it. That shit helps. Yeah, but usually it's Western medicine. Yeah. Painkillers. I'm trying to get over to Eastern medicine, and he did say painkillers at the end. So. You got something? No, I wish.

Me too. Hey, what's up, guys? Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. This is Ben from Boise, Idaho. Ben's hot. Got a debate club question for you guys. He's handsome. Who is worse at texting back?

Brian Callen or Bobby Lee? I keep seeing all this shit. I know they're fucking both old as shit. Love to hear what you guys say. Don't know what the fuck's going on with my hair. Look like some Jimmy Neutron shit. I don't look like Brian Callen. But like 60 years younger.

Love to hear back from you guys. Thank you guys. Much love. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. Yeah, yeah. Gang, bro. He didn't know how to end that.

Buzz, buzz. Gang, gang. Yeah. Yeah. The last time you talked to your grandparents, you don't really know how to wrap up the call, you know? I just pretend my service goes out and just hang up. Oh.

Damn, dude. really know how to wrap up the call you know i just pretend my service goes out and just hang up oh uh brian takes back pretty well yeah it's easily bobby lee is the worst bobby lee for sure i hear that he's getting better but no one i've ever i've never met a worse communicator than robert lee yeah yeah robert oh yeah will not reach out forever. Years. I mean, he drives. He doesn't even. He plays that game Candy Crush while he drives his car. Like full-on crush, right? And driving. Yeah. It's unbelievable. He said his car is automatic or whatever it is. Like, it'll get you there or whatever.

It's not a Tesla, right? Yeah, it's not a Tesla. It's a Prius. It's a fucking Prius, yeah. And he's hit like 70 things, dude. Fuck. It's the dark arts, man. Definitely Bobby Lee.

Wow, 72%. Yeah, Brian's pretty good at that. Brian is. He'll even call sometimes. Brian's the dark arts, man. Definitely Bobby Lee. Wow, 72%. Yeah, Brian's pretty good at that. Brian is. He'll even call sometimes. Brian's pretty good at returning communication. I feel like. What's up, Theo? Macho man Randy Average and Brendan,

Punisher's gay twin brother. I'll take that. What's more likely to pull the ladies? Playing the guitar or playing the piano? The piano, you get them boys. You know, the Jimi Hendrix versus Billy Joel. The Angus Young versus another dude that plays the piano.

Me personally, I think it's the guitar. Curious what you think gangrene buzz aldrin i love this kid and i met buzz aldrin once did you and he looked like he hadn't been to the moon man you believe him when i looked in his eyes and i've said this before when i looked in his eyes he didn't look like somebody who'd been to the moon now let's let's just let the listeners know you also don't think Joe Exotic is gay. So take it for what it's worth. Okay.

That boy is fucking curvier than fucking Topanga Canyon. He's definitely curvier gaythusiasm. Yeah, Joe Exotic, I think he's gay, but I think he's... I think he's converting them straight boys. That's hard to do. Again, the work ethic, bro. He's relentless. I'm fine with it.

Just do it, dude. Can I play with tigers after? Just do it. He's the Lance Armstrong of gays. Mm-hmm. Unstoppable. Best thing you've ever seen. Unstoppable.

Leader, champion. Everybody was fucking over tigers. He just did it better. Dude, I know this video. You know how he hurt his leg? He shot himself in the fucking leg, dude. Oh, is that why he had that fucking knee brace on? Wouldn't it be great if they had that video?

And I bet after that, he just used it every now and then. If shit went haywire, he would just shoot himself in the fucking leg again. To get attention. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'll do it. Bro, it was great when he started just firing that pistol. I love that shit.

Yeah. in a studio you know what balls that man has you imagine i start you're like what the fuck are you doing cops would come good luck getting through the tigers yeah how about when they were like we're gonna shut you down he said good luck getting through i ain't waving this white flag you have to kill me get me out of here with my tigers like fuck yeah joe that's crazy that man was brave there was a lot going on man what about when they opened that pizzeria with the meat from the walmart truck bro that was horrible but it looked good so many things i'm forgetting about the motherfucker just a real businessman dude

just a stellar i'd invest in that zoo. Oh, yeah. Now, that's a zoo I'd go in on. Dude, if we started a petting zoo. With Joe Exotic. Heavy petting, big animals. He can manage it out of prison, dude. We just invest in it and market it for him.

Yeah. Fuck. He calls in over the PA system from prison. Howdy, y'all. Yeah. This is Joe Exotic. This is Joe Exotic. This is Joe Exotic. Definitely guitar, though.

That's easy, man. Guitar's that panty dropper. Piano's that fucking booty dropper. I think it used to be a panty dropper. I think now it's definitely piano more. I think the guitar, we're getting back into more of the piano times. John Legend had something to do with that, but then, dude, Now it's definitely piano more. I think the guitar, we're getting back into more of the piano times.

John Legend had something to do with that. But then, dude, you see a fucking nice young man ripping on that fucking. Just shred city. I'll be Joe Exotic in that bitch. Just like what? You got a tiger next to you, dude. I'm sucking. What do you guys think? Let's go to the culture corner and get some thought to it. Oh, come'm sucking. What do you got, Nick?

What do you guys think? Let's go to the Culture Corner and get some thought to it. Oh, come on now. You know my answer. Piano. Guitar, baby. Really? Yeah. Oh, you play it?

That's true. My bad. I wrote a love album. You forget, bro. My bad, dude. It didn't work. It was a mixtape. It's not a mixtape, bro.

You say that shit one more time. Because that shit was street. Mixtape. Did you get a deal? I recorded off GarageBand. Did you get a record deal off it? I didn't get a Because that shit was street. Mixtape. Did you get a deal? I recorded off GarageBand. Did you get a record deal off it? I didn't get a record deal. It's a mixtape.

Well, I had to get it back first and then to get the record deal. But I don't have one yet. Damn. Still shopping it around. Chin's a musician. What do you think? Guitar or fucking piano? Well, I've played both for girls, in front of girls.

Yeah. And guaranteed it's the guitar. Because the piano, usually if it's piano, you're facing the wall. Right? If it's at a house. I know you got to put that bitch the guitar because the piano usually if it's piano you're facing the wall right if it's at a house I know you put that bitch on top of the guitar you get face right in front of them and look in their eyes and sing yeah we could do a piano look at me chin you'd like I'm like this if you're already on the piano then that means I don't have to do anything you already yeah my girl yeah I used to play a piano at night for my room Jeffrey Dahmer you mind I don't have to play all right I could see you I could see you on the piano or guitar thank you you can play both chick I'm better at guitar

breaking play both yeah I'm super talented y'all should start a fucking band dude that's what I'm saying me and feel a market it yeah we should call it rush hour fuck yeah and Nick can rap on it I rap fucker well we all know Nick's the rapper out of the group Iggy, Iggy, Ziggy, Ziggy God Nick was waiting dude He fucked it up And I feel bad for him He hurt his neck rapping

Dude I do know that That's you know How he knows you He went in bro He went in dude Yeah He was sweaty

He was repaired bro He was so ready For that moment And fucked up What do you think Cat From a female perspective What instrument If you're dating some dude

Cat And you come over And he has a piano laid out Or he has a fucking guitar he's like what's up girl obviously he drives a tow truck this guy um the piano isn't laid out some of those floor pianos burning that like you jump on at Christmas. Oh, you're talking about... Well, this is the other thing you're forgetting, too. You could have one of those electric pianos.

A keyboard? It's just in his lap. No pants. Those beats were horrible, dude. Yeah, they were awful. That solves Jin's problem. He can look in the eyes that way if you just got that small one. It's true.

But they got to plug it in somewhere. You got to get batteries. No, no, no. Batteries. Get batteries, bro. You got to plug that guitar in. Acoustic, bro. Acoustic?

Are you talking about that John Mayer? Yeah, yeah. Always acoustic, not electric. Dude, girl gets that John Mayer. She has a classic fucking guitar and her tits out. Dude, I'm in. That's wifey. Praise God, brother.

Wait, what did Kat say? I'm like, have to go with guitar because if, one, I think a keyboard looks silly. Like, if a dude brought out a keyboard and started playing, I would think like friend zone. Not necessarily a dude I want to go out with. Yeah, keyboard will get you into the friend zone.

And piano is kind of hard to bring around anywhere. It's like, you're trying a little bit much. But if a guy pushes it over or brings it over with his car, pulls it over. He's sweating, has cut off jean shorts. What? What? Who is this guy? Is it John Cena?

Joe Exotic. I'm Joe Exotic. I'm Joe Exotic here. Joe Exotic. Nope, that's not it. But also, if a dude's playing the piano, it's super intimate, too. If he's singing some John Legend, like, all of you. It's real

serious. You can't have fun on the fucking piano. Guitar, you get loose, man. Stevie Wonder has fun. He's the greatest musician of all time. Yeah. You could take your legs off, dude. A piano will make you feel like you could take your damn legs off, dude. Fuck yeah. Or just go blind. Everyone likes this. Imagine that, dude. Damn. Piano will make you feel like you could take your damn legs off, dude. Fuck yeah. Or just go blind.

Everyone like this. Yeah. Imagine that, dude. You could see, and then suddenly the music's so good, you just go fucking blind. Praise God,

man. Fuck yeah. What's this guy want to know? King. So we, we said guitar. Everybody seems like easily. What was the vote on that?

I'm going to roll piano, man. Fuck. No, I wish I could play either though. Well, can you play any instrument? Everybody seems like... Easily. What was the vote on that? I'm going to roll piano, man. Fuck no. I wish I could play either, though. Well... Can you play any instrument? Have you ever tried?

Yeah. I used to play the guitar a little bit, and I played the piano. I can play the piano okay if I have music in front of me. Did somebody teach you, or you just picked it up as a kid? Just learned at home. Just going through those books. Yeah, you're a creative dude. They got those books.

They're pretty easy. It's not that hard. You just have to have a lot of time, and you got a creative dude. They got those books. They're pretty easy. It's not that hard. You just have to have a lot of time and you got to have some real patience. Dude, I had a real gift when I was playing rock band.

Did you? Dude, I don't know what it was. I just felt like a me and my boys get together and I was on them drums. Dude, I felt like fucking Flea on that bitch. I could see you in the drums.

I was fucking Travis Barker, dude. I could see you doing drums. You seem like a drummer. I would love to be a drummer. Dude, I'd have my shirt off. Yeah. I'd have my shirt off. I'd put that fucking bandana on.

And a flag around your neck. Tie a freaking American flag around your neck. Yeah, like a choke collar and then a bandana. Shirt off, sweat, and just... Sock on your dick? Yeah, that'd be cool. That's what they did, right? That's flea. You gotta go hard, bro. That'd be cool that's what they did right that's flea

you gotta go hard that'd be awesome and you play the bass yeah no chapelle could do bass man okay you see me i mean you could handle the bass right chin you should cover one of those joe exotic tunes i'm thinking about it the one that you posted i like i actually like the song have you heard the one where uh he's talking about killing the lady, feeding the tigers? No, did not hear that one. Oh, he has like an actress being her. It's her spot on. It's a banger.

It might be his biggest hit. What's it called? Joe Exotic. Joe Exotic. Joe Exotic. Hey Kitty Kitty. Hey Kitty Kitty. Yeah.

Something like that. God, he had some. Play that Hey Kitty Kitty for me. Bro, but imagine you're, he's in his car. He's listening to his music. It just never, the whirlpool of himself he was in never ended, brother. He never came up for air, man. He had too much shit going on.

Oh, this is right here. That lady looked just like her, too. Look at that stupid-ass outfit. Dude, Oklahomans love fucking Mustang. Good, man. Praise God, bro.

Dude, a Mustang in Oklahoma is like a Ferrari in L.A. They love it. Oh, I'd euthanize this bitch. She was a rich woman. She had rich taste. She felt the blood

running through her veins. That's that cloud dress. Cloud Panther. She liked the life she had. She loved her big cats and the beauty of

being a teen. Ooh. He's a lyricist. He's got this lyric. Oh, shit. Everything was fine, just as

sweet as wine, but her head You think you could do this, Jim? Or you like the other one? I'm not feeling this one, though. It's nice.

Wait for the chorus. Wait for the chorus. Wait for that fucking beat drop. Yeah, wait for it. I'm a little crazy Got a little hissy And the cops said There's something wrong

Wait for that pin Wait for that fucking Wait till you feel that pin in your chest, player. Dude, if we remake this chip with all the king of the stink stuff.

God, it's good. Look at that. She's feeding her husband to his cats. See the head? Oh, yeah. I think that's a fruit cola or

whatever. Beautiful. Mama made this for you. Okay, the other song's better. I'm a chick. Yeah, is that the chorus? Yeah, here kitty, kitty. Yeah, that's so slow.

He has some other bangers too. That one's tough because it's out of spite. Yeah, I want happy stuff. That's all for the motion. I can't believe it only has a quarter million listens, man. I agree. But I wonder who even owns the rights to his music and stuff. Go to my first love.

Dude, this shit hits hard. Does it? Wow, this is a slapper. We're never going to be able to air these. Oh, that's his gay friend. That's his ex-husband. Still think that boy's straight? Is this Garth Brooks?

Is it Garth Brooks? I don't know. Close your eyes. This is a gay Garth Brooks? The vocalists go hard. Last one I wrote to you Tore it up so fast There it comes.

You were my first love The one that's gonna last A million miles later I'm close from the past I don't like that line. Look at that little fucking meth trap. And there he comes, dude. There he comes out of the fucking forest. This little twinker bell.

I'm surprised. You know what? You know what? I'm really surprised. Oh, look at them boys. Have fun in the snow. A couple snow leopards, bro. I bet he would balance a little meth rock on the end of his wiener sometimes.

Hey, you know what I'm surprised? Joe Exotic never made a sex tape with his boys. You're surprised he didn't? Yeah, he wants fame so bad. He wants fame so bad. He'll release some when he gets out of jail. Look at that dumbass on the right. Look at Mad Max on the right. What is he doing? A lot of gay men always act Look at that guy hide and go seek. Look at Mad Max on the right. What is he doing? A lot of gay men always act like they're playing hide and go seek. Yeah, we should clearly see them.

Yeah. They're the only ones playing. Oh, hey, Alan. Oh, hey. Oh, you found me. You're playing a restaurant. We're at Arby's, dude. We drove here together. We drove together, dude. You said you were going to get an Arby's, dude. We're not even, we drove here together.

We drove together, dude. You said you were going to get an Arby's queue. You said you were going to get an Arby's queue and curly fries, James. See, now what I don't like, and we can shut this down now. What I don't like here about this is it's all him. Every saying is him. He's the star, bro. Yeah, but if you're too much of the star the star you just you can't uphold it all man you

can't do all that i feel like man maybe i'm being negative hey better oklahoman him joe exotic or fucking jason white the heisman trophy winner if you have to kill one probably killing jason white well joe's already in jail jason still has a life to live maybe i don't know what he's doing jason has a family maybe i'm shocked that that Joe didn't have any children with any women. That is a good point. Just to have another piece of lineage. I think his tigers were his lineage. You know what I'm saying?

I bet he was sterile. You know? I bet he was a sterile man. And maybe that's why he was coming in these fellows, because he was sterile. You know? That's why he's filling these cloud leopards up you know what I'm saying

well you gotta think about everything Brendan okay once I know there's a fucking real reach for you some days man not all the time you're doing a lot

you're doing better but it's fucking you know you work hard let's get out of this thing what are we talking about we gotta we'll close out

what does this guy wanna tell us what's this guy got I feel like everybody that's his it's like, should I drink or drive or not? That's what all these videos look like. Senior King at drunk driving. We'll close out with some relationship advice. Oh, hell yeah.

Hi, Theo. Hi, Brennan. This is Arthur coming to you all the way from Massachusetts. First of all, love the show. Is it meatball. Thank you guys for what you do But I'm looking for dating advice so Right now somebody that I work with is trying to set me up with one of his very close friends Which already I'm a little hesitant because i don't want to make things weird between

me and him right um or things weird in the office but i also not sure that uh me and his friend are right people for each other and here's why um so she is apparently an ex-marine. She's a self-described dedicated redneck. That's tricking for you. Recently, I guess, she had to be held back at a party from beating the shit out of someone. Becky got an attitude.

Hoorah, girl! He just goes on to say he's a more peaceful, chill guy. Might be a little yin and a yang. He might, girl. He just goes on to say he's a more peaceful, chill guy. Might be a little yin and a yang. It sounds very dangerous. I think you should go for the ride, dude. Really? Hell yeah.

Fucking save it for Ivan Ryan, dude. Get in there, dude. Fucking what's wrong with dating G.I. Jane? Maybe you're crawling through some mud. Yeah. You're getting your dick sucked, dude. It's a good time. Yeah, that's true.

It could be real outdoorsy it could be um it seems like i don't know if you're already nervous about it she's gonna sense that man and probably pounce on it i feel like you know she might beat you up yeah she sounds very tough i don't want to um you know it's hard if you're trying to like um like feel a chick up and her tits are real hard. Yeah. I don't like that either. Yeah. It's also hard. If you're trying to feel up and she has a huge car, he didn't say cock at all though.

We don't know. It sounds like she's real aggressive. She has a beard. That's all we know. It's the only facts he gave us. I'm just piecing things together. Trying to help homeboy out, man.

Oh yeah. My bad. We're trying to help him out. I think you go on a date with gi jane see how it goes and keep us posted dude yeah because i know some military chicks dude they are some of the baddest women the earth you know i'm saying i ain't talking about them shooting fucking what are you talking about i'm talking about some just baddies yeah underneath that camouflage some fucking hush puppies yeah they got some real real sweet gals out there in the

military and i'll say this also dude you sound like a nice guy you seem like somebody that's nice you know you're able to drive you have two arms i saw in the video you're a healthy guy good video clear yeah you're working somewhere you're employed you got a chin yeah and now you're gonna risk it all for g.i.j for uh whatever yeah whatever rambo you know this female rambo rambit yeah yeah yeah rambela yeah i just don't know if this is uh dude go on a date with rambela and keep us fucking posted dude don't be scared man he's gonna be in a neck brace he's gonna fucking he's gonna throw a grin she's gonna throw a grenade in his fucking yeah her way of foreplay is waterboarding you dude i made love to a woman one time down there in guantanamo bay

down there and uh she had a grenade fuck yeah in the trunk of her car and she said well go off i don't know let's do this she just it was cool man it's nice to you know it's nice to have a grenade around die hard baby when you're meeting somebody it's interesting it's fun so i think there's a good opportunity there to meet somebody that's really exciting but i don't want you to see you get hurt man i think you owe it to the nation she served four years for your fucking freedom now we're talking to suck on her tits yeah you little piece of shit get out there suck on her tits. Yeah, you little piece of shit. Get out there.

Support this woman, bro. Dude, hook up with Rambida and let us know, dude. Yeah, when you put it like that, man, get out there and frickin' salute them. What did you do for the country? Yeah, get out there and salute that broad, brother. You got this, man. Good luck out there. Number five. This looks like my English teacher.

Well, last one, King it or Sting it. Hi, Brendan. Hi, Theo. This is Allison from Florida last one, King It or Sting It. Hi, Brendan. Hi, Theo. This is Allison from Florida. Hey, Allison. Beautiful tits. Impressed. Them watermelons are shaking, bro.

I love it already. Hi, Brendan. Hi, Theo. This is Allison from Florida. I have a little King It or Sting It for you. Beautiful hair. So me and my friend were both recently just laid off due to the coronavirus. She is a hairdresser.

I'm a cast member at Walt Disney World. And so we've been Googling different ways to make money at home. And one of the ways we found was to sell your panties online. And we thought it might be a great idea. Maybe name our store The Cookie Jar. Who knows? No, call it Streaks. What do you guys think?

Sting it or sting it? Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Dude, call your business Streaks, and you guys just sell undies, bro. Streaks is a very unique. I think you're limiting your audience. There's some people that just want a warm piece of panties in the mail. It's not a bad idea. I think they should start a business called streaks and then start

fansonly.com also i can't believe fucking chloe kardashian fucking did a king or sting it that's a good call man look i think yeah the lady this is obviously the lady from frozen bro and uh you could easily sell your panties to somebody you know i think you could even just start local. Do Craigslist or if you don't want to open up the full Shopify. I also think you could fucking sell pictures of them tits, dude. What? Yeah, bro. Brennan, she's trying to do a legal business, you freak.

You can do that legally. Sell panties called Streaks and fucking oil up them tits and sell it, dude. There's a huge business out there. Nick knows what I'm talking about. Nick definitely knows what you're talking about. That's that dark web, bro. Them dark hush puppies. Get them out.

Make some money, girl. I mean, look, if you feel like going to that extent, I think you'll learn by starting off with just the panties and maybe seeing what other things you could put in the cart. And I stand by streaks i stand by streaks call it streaks man yeah yeah i stand by that i'd invest in it what do you think chappelle you're gonna throw some bread on the internet for some tits or for some pants have you ever done anything like that you've ever bought under women's underwear anything like that uh no i've never done anything like that i've sniffed some underwear okay really i'm not into that that's normal but i was in junior high oh that's fine No, I've never done anything like that. I've sniffed some underwear. Okay. Really?

I'm not into that. That's normal. But I was in junior high. Oh, that's fine. That's normal. I've done that. Hey, Chin, in Asia, isn't there vending machines with streaks? Japan. Japan do.

Well, I don't know if there's streaks there, but there's used panties and vending machines. Yeah. Did you know that? You know how we can get fucking Kit Kats and fucking pretzels? Yeah. You can get streak undies in japan i like it i wouldn't mind if you're having a tough day or something you pull over grab a cup grab a pair and just huff them while you're driving along the interstate yeah you

wonder why they got corona you know what i'm saying dude you can't be smelling smelling fucking undies all day yeah you're right i'll smell fresh sneakers though you got them sneakers here i'll get high off those right now yeah Yeah, those are in my car, man. Those are beautiful. Yeah, look at that, dude. Get you a pair of undies out of that vending machine. Get you a little panty, bro. And some people wear a panty on their head, too.

You see it sometimes. Burglar. Burglar. Now, there's another thing you could do. Sell burglar attire. That's true. Quit burgling in that same old shit. You know what I'm saying?

Get out there in these scented hitters. That robber gear, dude. Yeah. J-Rod's ahead of the time. Oh, you right. You wear some hair hose all the time. Attention. Key or string it.

Key or string it. Bud light. Woo. Or Miller light. Gang gang bud light. And then he blows his chute to his cousin in the chest. Good luck, girl. Where is he, man?

We've got to interview him. Can we think we can do a Skype with him next week? Absolutely. He DM'd me the other day because he was going to come to my Toronto show, and he said, I think it got canceled, brother. I go, yeah, it got canceled. Well, this is a beautiful young lady and i think you look you could probably sell 40 pairs just to people that watch this show so i think you guys

should do it good luck girl and what's a good price you think cat if somebody's gonna sell like their panties and i'm not asking because i would think you know i'm just saying you're the only female in here if you were gonna suggest to this lady a price what do you think i think it depends on each person like Like, it really depends on who's willing, if someone's willing to buy it for $50 or $100,

that's just market value. I think $19.99 sounds pretty fair in this market. I think you want to double whatever you paid for the panties. That's crazy, Brendan.

Well, I don't know. How much are panties? I don't know. At least, depends on where you get them. Just give me like a normal, like a 20, 30 bucks. Let's say I go to

Victoria's Secret. Victoria's Secret, they have a five for 28 deal. Five for 28, and I sell each pair for $19.99. Okay. But I think $20, if I'm going to get, I feel like if I'm paying for something like that, I'm willing to pay $40. I'm willing to pay $50. I don't want that $20 pair.

You don't want that $20 street kidder. Also, you got to realize there's shipping involved too. $4.99 for shipping. Next thing you know, you're $100 deep. You're really nearing your market there. Yo, do they model them first? That's a good point. Do you get a picture with them in them?

Now, if you throw in that photograph, I think you're talking an extra $10, $15. See, now you got that combo pack where you wear it and you got your tits out, oiled up. I'll pay a nice $49.99. Also, don't limit yourself. Use your socks, too. Yeah. People like socks. People like feet.

And some of the scent is going to go away in the mail. That's the problem with the mail. You lose half the scent in the mail. Not if you spray a little of that perfume on. Vacuum seal. Yeah. I think if you vacuum seal them, now you're talking. So now I think you can get up into the $ perfume on. Vacuum seal. Yeah, I think if you vacuum seal them, now you're talking. So now I think you can get up into the $80 range.

Vacuum seal. That's more overhead, too, so you've got to go higher. But see, now you make a trip to the post office in a day. You drop off four payers. You're clearing $50 a pair after all your expenses. Streaks R Us. $200 you made. Worst name, though.

I'm going to vote no on Streaks R Us. What would be a good name, though? And I'm just saying because it's a bad name. I'm not saying you're a bad guy. You don't like Streaks? I don't like... I'm not buying something from Streaks R Us underpants women. Super Soakers.

Super Soakers is very interesting. That name's taken by the water gun. Yeah, maybe... Scratch and Sniff? That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah, what would be a good name?

Streak, scratch and sniff. Scoops. I like scoops. What? Yeah, I just like it different. I like that. Maybe scoops, panty, emporium. Yeah, scoops.

Yeah. Scoop it up, dog. Scoop it up. Or the panty shanty. What about that? Panty shack? Yeahops panty emporium scoops yeah scoop it up dog scoop it up or the panty shanty what about that panty shack yeah panty shack the panty shack um um what else man uh panty panty time panty time panty time i get it there you go and it's at a clock and it just shows panties on the top

I like that are you selling watches now too see the overhead is getting expensive no watches black panty-ther and it's like

a panty it's like a picture of a different darker panties kind of we're about to play on victoria's secret okay oh victoria peak written there's a little bit of urine in them that's gross no i like that i don't like it that's disgusting i still like streaks i really think it's gonna catch on streaks streaks rs't think so, dude. Streaks to me sounds like dirty underwear.

That's what they want. That's what you mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Maybe they do. I've never done it. I've never bought it. You're right. What do you guys think?

Nick or Chen, you guys seem like somebody that would maybe invest in something like this. Pantimodium? Or like, how do you say pantimodium? Pantimodium? Pantimodium, yeah. Yeah. Modium is a diarrhea drug. What about pantypipers? Pantypipers? Pantyodium. Pantymodium, yeah. Pantymodium is a diarrhea drug.

What about Pantypipers? Pantypipers? Pantypipers. I like that. Paul's Pantypipers. Yeah, I like that. Paul's Panty... What was her name? It's going to help me.

Hi, Brendan. Hi, Theo. This is Allison from... Allison. Allison. Allison's Panty Emporium. usually we feel charged for a creative Allison Allison's panty emporium that's all we got today too Allison's Allison's aunt eaters Allison's

she had a friend who was doing it too what was her florida um i have a little king in her sting it for you so me and my friend were both recently just laid off uh due to the okay they're laid off so um she played a disney character oh yeah she was a disney character god i wish she told us which one i bet it's got to be frozen huh I don't know why you keep thinking she's fucking Frozen, dude. The only thing she's in play in... There's two women in Frozen. Hey, dog. There's two women in Frozen.

Right? And who are the women in Frozen? Elsa. Anna and Elsa. Yeah. She could easily be one of those women. Have you seen the cartoon? Yeah.

Okay. Maybe Frozen... Oh, thawed out. Thawed out thoughts? Yeah, thawed out thought wear. Yeah, thought wear. Yeah, cartoon thoughts. What about thoughts are us?

Ooh, now we're talking. What if you did panties from different female characters? Cinderella's panties. Beauty and the Beast. You put nice little panties in it, and the Beast is covering shit. Jesus. It's the Beast undies, dude. He loves shit, dude.

It's expensive. Get the shit out of him. Nobody's bailing shit across the mail. You can't do that. Okay, well, I need a few other facts. I'm thinking China, Asia. That's what they're like. Yeah, you smell a panty, bro.

Nobody wants duty in a panty bro nobody wants duty in the panty you idiot okay so so duty's out yeah all right all right well i needed those details before we started this brainstorm they want a scent of a woman they don't want like a sick woman you know these are duty-free goods yeah dude you can't just be fucking fedex and turds i like how he wasn't catching our hints the whole time. Streaks? No. Streaks. No! Streaks are us?

No, Brendan. Well, these are details I needed before we started this whole brainstorming operation. Poop filled used underwear. Yeah. I think duty free, maybe. Maybe duty free and sell them at the airport. You're limiting your fucking demo there, man.

Some guys dig that. But not by much. I think you're limiting your demo by a small group of people that are going to kill you once they see this. I think you'd be surprised, dude. We can have shell companies. We can have duty-free and duty-full. Yeah, yeah. There you go, man.

Compete. I need to know what Disney character she plays. To be decided. How about this? Let's have people submit for next week just some names of good names for companies for a female that wants to sell underpants. And also follow up with it. Let's see what Disney character she is. That's going to help us.

Yeah, if they had any more intel. But yeah, if people want to send in some ideas for names, appropriate names, nothing too nasty. Nothing too nasty. I had to yawn, bro. Because that gas, they repositioned that gas in me. Oh, wow. It's got to come out. Did it feel good?

Oh, yeah. Your eyes are red. It felt great, bro. Wow. It was a real ripper. Is that it, Nick? That's it. Wow.

Praise God, brother. Praise God for this show. Got us out of the house in these corona times. I know, even though we're not supposed to be meeting up with people. We're definitely really this real bootleg kind of. And we have a loose definition of six feet. Yeah. I mean, you guys are behind glass.

What about glass? Kat and Chappelle are about six feet. The only ones we've got to worry about are the two of us. It's bro-hibition. You're not supposed to be hanging out with your bros. That's what somebody said. Bro-hibition. That's a good one. It's like a speakeasy You're not supposed to be hanging out with your bros. That's what somebody said. Bro-hibition. That's a good one.

It's like a speakeasy here, isn't it? Yeah, it is, man. But it ain't too easy. But stay safe out there, guys. I guess, is it getting worse or better? Do you guys know?

What are you guys hearing, Kat? Chappelle? I just got a bunch of mixed information. Yeah, same. Like, I don't know what. Stay off the news, man. Yeah, I can't even. Bunch of what. Stay off the news, man. Yeah.

Bunch of haters. What are your parents telling you guys? Nothing. They haven't texted me once. They haven't? I haven't heard from my dad either. Damn.

I heard something I sent him that gentleman with the big dick. My dad stopped communicating with me. Yeah, that'll do it, dude. And then I tried to get him to invest in streaks

and he wouldn't. He just, I can't hear back from him. I can imagine how he feels. Kat, what's your folk saying? Not much. My mom just wants me to make sure that I'm staying at home as much as possible, but that's about it.

We don't really know anything. Hey, did you get people upset with us with the Corona episode that we did with Eddie and Sam? No, I don't think so. How dare you guys? This is a real condition. You guys need to look up your facts more. I'm like, bitch, are you out your goddamn mind?

You came to King of the Sting for an update on the coronavirus? I hope you get Corona. That's hilarious. That's a good point. No, bro. The one thing that we can definitely king is that we are not a viable news source. Definitely not.

For the last 30 minutes, I've been trying to fucking picture everybody come be called streets get the fuck out of here if he doesn't think joe exotic is gay yeah well we're all over the map here i think the jury is still out is what i'm gonna say and i think the jury's closed this this is not a cold case that man's fucking as curvy as topanga canyon bro and well look well let's put on there on also on the ig if we can get people to vote on um is he gay or drug-induced gay is he just gay in the summer so is he gay year round yeah because there's a difference between just being gay and being pipe gay you know like sometimes it's true it's true bro sometimes it's seasonal oh it's like the coronavirus it flares up like six feet away

oh man damn i got that itch i got that itch to meet a fella yeah get the cock yeah uh all right good luck out there Don't die. Take care of your grandparents. Woke up this morning with the sunshine in my eyes. All the clouds had gone and took the rain that came inside. I can't believe the way I feel about the day.

All the bad is gone and all the good is here to stay. All the reasons I can point to and all that I can see. Because you love me damn it up this one