The Golden Hour - Episode 63: Summer Camp

Episode Date: April 3, 2020

The gang gets a special Debate Club question from Tiger King's Kody Antle and talk Survival, Tobacco, Getting Lockdown Crazy, Viral Family Photos, Church Games, Big Lunch Weiner's, Latin Basketball, Kidnapping Nick's Grandma, Panty Business Name Submissions, All New Rap Battle Submissions looking to dethrone Lil Brow's, Lifted Trucks vs Lowriders, Theo becomes an Angry Latino and much more!Hims - https://forhims.com/kats5MVMT - https://mvmt.com/katsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We play with GoBots. What is it? They're little tiny- they're like wannabe Transformers. Bring that shit up, Nick. A GoBot? You remember those GoBots? There's nothing sadder than watching a kid play with bootleg Transformers. They weren't as cool as Transformers.

Oh, this is Decepticon, and here's your GoBot, Alan. Gang gang. BuzzBuzz! Back off my broccolini. Get your life together. It is is don't touch me bro i'm not touching you what are you guys doing katty yelster what's happening in the uh cat did her hair and she didn't worry about corona look at her hair she had a blowout this morning what's up bro she looks like cat Yonce. Yeah.

Yeah, what's the occasion? Your hair looks so nice. I had so much time to kill this morning. Ever since Corona hit, I've been waking up at 6 o'clock in the morning on the dot for no reason. Preach. I have nothing to do. I am going crazy. Catty B over here. Yes.

I am so bored. Now, does it make you want to get back in a relationship? Because definitely people start noticing how lonesome it is around my place. Like, I got a plant yesterday. I got a new plant. It's nice, but it's... There's both sides of the fence there because this thing goes longer than the past 30 days. I might kill a bitch.

I know. I thought about it. I might be the next Aaron Hernandez up in this motherfucker. Oh, damn. I know I look like him, but..., getting more and more like him too. I keep doing this nicotine. Started watching fucking Brokeback Mountain shit. Oh, I saw you running out routes the other day in your living room.

It's getting real questionable, man. Wore a fucking gator shirt the other day. I didn't even know I had one, bro. It's weird. Go Pats. shirt the other day just i didn't know i had one bro yeah it's weird go pats man it's crawling i'm feeling weird dude i wonder what it has me feeling like i'm trying to oh dude i'm telling you there's me a riot we go past april 30th i can't i'm living my fullest life too i'm hiking eating food like not like chapelle i'm just living my full life no traffic i drive

120 miles an hour everywhere i go but i'm telling you man after the 30lle i'm just living my full life no traffic i drive 120 miles an hour everywhere i go but i'm telling you man after the 30th i'm gonna fucking bust i'm gonna freak the fuck out i'm gonna freak the fuck out why are you gonna ejaculate somewhere yeah that too man he did say bust but yeah wow i don't know i'm not i don't know what i'm feeling like i guess i mean i didn't do it yesterday i kind of took half the day off and it was a Monday. So that was kind of bizarre. It was like, okay. Strange, huh? There's nothing to do.

Ozark's on. I'll watch the second season again. Do you wake up? I'll wake up and I'm like, what day is it? It's like every day is fucking Saturday. Yeah. Or Sunday. It's just like a real long Sunday.

And are your kids paranoid? Do the children get paranoid, does it feel like? Yesterday's the first time he's like, Papa, I want to see my friends. I want to see Aiden and blahiden and blah blah blah i'm like well you can't pop remember i told you about the sickness going around he's like okay damn i'm like damn sorry dude we keep him busy kid people are i saw a kid draw a picture of his family online it was like dad mom sister and then a picture of like a little virus with it i was like that's some that's some dark shit it's getting dark it's getting dark bro but dude what

speaking of dark a lot of black people don't have it do you notice that yeah i mean he's just the only person i know that like celebrities don't count name another one yeah that's true celebrities doing it for the hustle tom hanks i'm out oh i got corona check out toy story 5 yeah wait michael yo got it remember he now he's half chinese he looks like he's had it though before also yeah i think he's had it it just kind of resurfaced yeah he might have it's like athlete's foot you know he'll come back i've had it multiple times yeah he said he got it and i i guess he put a video about it i didn't see it, but I just get shocked when celebrities get it. To me, it's like Kathy Griffin got it, but she didn't get it.

Okay? You're about to see me next week. I got that Corona. Get my tickets. Oh, yeah. Cincinnati, Cleveland. Yeah, I got a mini muffin stuck in my throat. I got a blueberry stuck in my throat, y'all.

Make sure you get my tickets. I don't blueberry stuck in my throat, y'all. Make sure you get my tickets. I don't know if I'll make it out of here. They're online right now. Just went on sale. New tour. Yeah, coffin to my coffin tour. That's going to be it, man. Coffin to my coffin tour 2020.

Fifty Shades of Deceased. But yeah. How lit is summer going to be, though? Oh, it could be insane. Guns, bro dude there's so i got two guns coming now two more guns i was shooting guns on sunday oh yeah i think you sent me a picture you shoot something were you shooting the ar i was shooting the uh ar and i was shooting that fucking the real uh the the john thick gun the actual gun really they trained keanu Reeves there. And also, they got

a... Is this you right here shooting? That's me right there. John Thicke in the house, yo. Dude, that target is close. Yeah, we're not snipers, motherfucker. This is real life. Check out the kid at the bottom, bro. Hey, dude.

That's what they asked me to do that's that mass shooter distance bro bro this is accomplished bro bro and why do some of those targets are carrying book bags and stuff dude this shit looks it's mass shooting yeah that's what i'm saying training for mass shooting bro this is like one of the shadiest laces to practice that's that john thick right there bro dude i don't know man we could have redid tango and cash you come up there oh yeah i'll get up there man you'd love it i'll be tango yeah yeah i'll be cash oh hey guys what do y'all do do you want to dance hey are they doing any uh is anyone in here religious are they doing church services right now they're just doing like facetiming shit live stream but still taking donations i mean still come to your house asking for money like

what the fuck the lord is working overtime right now lord making bank right now i don't know what they can't i know a lot of them they can't do in person. They did have a, here you go, Tampa megachurch pastor arrested after leading packed service despite safer at home order. Greedy bitch. But if you want to go get the Lord, you can go get, I mean, that's the thing. If you're going to step out for the Lord, that's the only person

you're really going to step out for. Nuh-uh. You know where the Lord's at? Right here. And he ain't getting croned. Lord's in your heart, bro. He's's in your heart but he's also apparently over there off and apparently apparently he's also in tampa and also apparently he's in your bank account bro the lord costs a little the lord dude you want to be friends with the lord it's expensive man oh it costs to print the Bible man it does a couple bucks it does so we got to pay for it fuck man do you go to church as a kid she will my mom stopped taking us to church cuz my brother and I got in a big fight in front of the church yeah he slammed me in the Cadillac damn damn

buddy buddy says Nick oh why were you guys fighting over the lord over john 13 over john 13 church was boring and we would just act out and then he just grabbed me i grabbed him by his neck and he slammed me to this old dude's cadillac and shit and then my mom was like no i can't take y'all too embarrassing too embarrassing they got those sports at the church, too, now. Yeah. You know, sort of flag football. Yeah. Tights. They got freeze tag. They got freeze tag.

Fast action freeze tag, too. True. The Lord freeze tag, as we call it. Yeah. Red Rover, Red Rover. Send Brendan's big ass right over. Send the Lord right over. Dude, those kids would be nervous.

I was a thick little kid. Oh, yeah. They'd be like, Red Rover, Red Rover. Send Brendan right over. Hold. Hold, yeah. They'd be like, run, run, run, run, run, dude. Send brother right over. Say, fuck you, dude. Hold, hold. Go! Doing the Lord's work, man,

like Juggernaut. I can see that, man. I'm trying to think. I guess we played. Was this at church camp? Yeah. Church camp was fun. Church camp was fun, dude.

I remember painting a chair. I painted a chair at church camp, and that thing was beautiful, dude. We had three different kinds of paint. They make the kids work, though, right? We made a couple of chairs. What else did we do? Like, oh, the activity today is cleaning the church.

Yeah, yeah. We sanded the pews one time. I do remember that. Oh, today's activity, we're washing the pastor's truck. I remember they would take us on walks, and they would put us all in these children chain things where they'd hook kids together in a line and make them all walk. It definitely felt a little erotic. What was going down over there?

I think there's a lot of like, they got one lady to manage all the children. So they got them like a reindeer. You know, a reindeer all in the little. It's like a rope almost. Yeah. It's like Velcro. Yeah. You know, a reindeer all in the little. It's like a rope almost. Yeah, yeah. It's like Velcro. Yeah. Get on, boy.

You got that fat fucking Sarah at the front leading the pack. And you're just all trying to get to the orange slices. Yeah, dude. Yeah. I didn't know what to do, man. I didn't know what was going on. I didn't go to church, but my summer camp was always at the YMCA, which is Christian affiliated, you know. So they would like we play all day.

Random shit. So much fun. Yeah, so much fun. They just dump a bunch of balls in the middle of the fucking grass. I had a bag of balls that would pull out. It'd be like a soccer ball, a kickball football. Yeah, dude. It would just be like a ball of just dough.

One of them was just a basketball, even though we're on grass. But, you know, we'd have fun with it it they'd have a basketball that somebody had drawn us into a soccer ball like somebody had drawn soccer someone clearly took off white and fucking yeah yeah so he dumped those balls and then they would just basically wrangle us up for about two or three hours out in the sun and then they'd give us orange slices right and we'd eat that so the kids are full of sugar then they try giving us a fucking, right? And we'd eat that so the kids are full of sugar. Then they'd try giving us a fucking Lord's Prayer. Like, why are all these kids acting out? Like, we're fucking, dude, we just ate 19 oranges, you fuck face.

No one's trying to hear Jesus right now, man. You're the only one that ate 19 oranges. I was hustling for oranges. I trade a lot of micro machines, trade super soakers. Dude, we got in there. What'd they have? We got that weenie. We got that Frank lunch. They'd have grilled Franks over there, wieners. Oh, we got in there. What'd they have? We got that weenie. We got that Frank lunch.

They'd have grilled Franks over there, wieners. Oh, I love those. And so you get that big wiener at lunch. Yeah, you got that footlong in your mouth. And the afternoon game was try not to vomit it, dude, because in the afternoon, every ball turned into dodgeball. Like, it didn't matter. It was basketball, soccer, a pool ball.

I remember they had a pool ball in there. Nothing better. Yeah, they had, like, one of the stripes in there. Did they make you swim all the time? Huh? Oh, us it was mandatory at two o'clock we had to swim all the time and me my brother fucking hated it when you when you don't want to swim there's not a worse activity in the world so my brother goes dude he was older than me right i was always trying to like impress him he goes you should shit in the pool and we'll be able to get out of it that's stupid so on wednesday at two o'clock i took the biggest

shit in the pool and i i was a hero for quite some time because my brother goes all right shit and then i'm gonna swim away and yell turd what and that's what we did he goes and all the kids like yeah chaos this sounds like the worst musical i've ever heard of in my life and then our then our counselor had to get that net, you know, and fish it out. Oh, yeah. Then they had to drain the whole pool, man. Of course. We were off for the rest of the summer, really.

I was a hero. You shit in a pool, dude? And your brother made you? I was like nine. Ugh. That's insane, man. Another kid tried sucking my dick. Ugh.

Yeah, YMCA's... Dude, you don't know about the dark dark arts of ymca bro that is there's a lot the underbelly of the ymca you you think you know and you have no idea there's a lot they don't put in the fanflit you know uh i'm gonna say little drum and try sucking your dick when you change your clothes and jump in the pool and then my brother's come flying across the ropes like macho man randy average and beat his ass. Bro, if somebody, dude, the last person's dick I'm going to suck is the guy who shit in the pool. That's all I'm saying, bro.

I told you it's the dark arts of YMCA, bro. Jen, I went to YMCA camp and it was fucking awesome. Not in Aurora. Not in Aurora, Colorado. I went to YMCA camp and won a bike and a PlayStation. There you go. Way different. Damn.

Was that last week, Nick? I could see Nick still being in camp. I could see Nick being the counselor. Ooh, I won again. I do love games. Dude, I was a counselor for YMCA. I went to YMCA camp for years and I was a counselor. Did you go, Chin?

What'd you do? I've never done anything like that. No boys club. What? Did you ever exist anywhere? Did you guys go on field trips? Just for school? It's like once in a very long while.

But what about in the summer, dude? What about in the Asian summer? What'd you do in the summer? We stayed home, played with our friends. That was it. Did you play outside? Yeah. In the backyard, outside with go-bots.

What would you play, Chin? We played with go-bots. Do you guys know what GoBots are? Sure don't. I know Brendan's a GoBot if you put him in the pool. If you need someone, holler at your boy, man. What is it? They're little tiny.

They're like wannabe Transformers. Bring that shit up, Nick. A GoBot? Remember those GoBots? There's nothing sadder than watching a kid play with bootleg Transformers. They weren't as cool as Transformers. Oh, this is Decepticon, and here's your GoBot, Alan. You're like, Alan.

The Chinstone's friend. Hey, Larry. And they're at war with G.I. Jim. Yeah, dude. Damn, Chin and them bootleg toys, man. No one knew GoBots? You guys are closer to my age. All right, never mind.

Nah, man. That shit looks bootleg, dog. Hit me with them Teenage Mutant Ninja Mouses, would you? Yeah. Hero in a hamster cage. Wow. Wow.

Jin had it rough. What did y'all do, Kat, in the female summers? What did females do in the summertime when you were a child? We did a lot of phone calls to boys.

That's about it. Besides watching them play at the park, watched a bunch of really short Asian dudes try to play basketball. Oh, yeah. And then pick out

which one you want. Nothing worse. Oh, damn. Until that fresh fucking Jeremy Lin comes along and says, check this shit out, Asians. That you want. Nothing worse. Oh, damn. Until that fresh fucking Jeremy Lin comes along. Says, check this shit out, Asians. The long Asian. Hell yeah.

The one and only. The chosen one. Yeah. I had a Jeremy Lin jersey. When he was popping, I had that jersey. With Lin Sanity, you did? Oh, dude, I had to show him respect. Oh, I love seeing an Asian just really just rise above, you know.

Me too, man. I celebrate all of it. All of it. It's beautiful. Dude, I like watching a lot of Mexican dudes play basketball. They're all wearing church pants. That's fun, too. And a lot of fouling.

The Mexicans foul, dude. For whatever reason, it turns into rugby. Hey, hols! 11 on 7. Shoot the six-pointer! Shoot the six-pointer, Hector! Hey, I told you, hold! We're skins! Everybody's shirts off?

Everybody's shirts off, dude. One guy even takes his skin off. You're like, whoa! Just a bunch of bad tattoos. Foul bro Foul bro You know you're fucking foul bro Check it up

No more full court homes I'm exhausted Can't get hot enough for them Just everyone's tan as fuck They're basically purple Hector you're a ball hog No dribbling No they just run with the ball Two balls Hector, you're a ball hog. No dribbling.

No, they just run with the ball. Two balls. Hector, one ball only. They're in Dickies. They're in Dickies and Nike Cortez's. You got to respect it, though, dog. They'll fucking shank you if you get out of line, bro. The fouls are real fouls, dude. They'll have a funeral at halftime are real fouls the fowls are

funeral at halftime the fowls are salt straight up assaults man yeah the foul dude and then then halftime you drink corchata yeah it's horchata and that's just that's just you drinking it hey horchata is just a thick Mexican milkshake, isn't it? Then boys, stay on it, though. It's good, man. I like some horchata. But yeah, these celebrities getting this shit, man.

This shit seems... What do you think, man? Hey, do you know one Mexican that has it? Wow. Mexicans don't get sick? They do not. Dude, that's pretty... What about that?

And how about this? Japan doesn't have it. It literally skipped how about this japan doesn't have it it like literally skipped over japan south korea doesn't have it they locked that shit down koreans man are you you've been scared of it nick ain't scared of it dude i'm not scared of it i just feel bad for my grandma she's 83 years old she can't see her great grandkids she's sitting at home she's getting depressed every time i talk to her she's plopped down in front of the news she thinks it's getting worse i don't see how that's worse than her possibly catching corona and dying to be honest i'd rather have her out living yeah it's

bumming me out get her ass out dog where she live at uh lacrosse wisconsin my my my family they go and uh send some people send her a dress we'll get people to break into her house hell yeah give her a dress and tell her unlock the the door it'd get real fun for her yeah how alarmed is she gonna be when somebody shows up dressed as a rat and a bee that'll take her for a walk

and then beats her with a stick what what they could just help her no it's like China dude it's not it's his grandmother oh okay

but she's trying to get out of the house they're on lockdown so they're gonna beat the shit out of her man with a stick nah dude what how bad does trying to get out of the house. We're on lockdown, so we're going to beat the shit out of her, man. What? With a stick. Nah, dude. What? How bad does she want to get out? Not that bad, man.

We're sending help, bro. Okay. Send her an Uber, Nick. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if she would leave the house now. She's scared? He was here on her 83rd birthday just on March 22nd. My family.

Just like Nick. My family. She was on the first ever edition of Flaunt My Aunt, if you guys recall. I do remember that. She had the Texas tuxedo, you said? That's right. She was dope. It was her and it was Chin's fine-ass sister.

No, cousin. Sister-aunt. In that black and white picture of that sister-aunt. She was a dimey, though. One of those cameras that got left in the sun from when you were a kid and you finally got the pictures developed she slid in my dm she probably slid in both your dms yeah i know she probably did actually i know she did she slid into my demilitarized zone what's that place called dmz is that it i thought it was

gonna be a good joke. Bro, look how young we were when this show started. What was that, like five years ago? Did you have a ponytail? Oh, my God, dude. Holy fuck. I look the same. This is also the episode where Theo got a boner in the middle of the taping. Oh, that's right.

That chin's on. Well, that chair used to give me an erection. What? When I sit in an angle and talk to somebody at about a 50 degree angle, I fucking get erect. Might be the AC.

Aren't those the chairs we're sitting in now? It is. Is it? Are you hard, Chappelle? Hell no, I ain't hard, bro. Well, Kat's sitting in the one I was in.

That's Brendan's old chair. The one that's kind of leaning on one side. I know, right? I'm like, what? The one that smells like Taco Bell. Fucking food. Oh, yeah.

There's definitely condiments in the cushions, man. If you need mustard, go ahead and reach to your left. I need food, bro. If you pull that lever for your legs, dude, that Ziki sauce comes out the back. Yeah, if you pull the lever, a fucking Capri Sun shoots in your mouth. Dude, you know what's a common issue that fellows face and don't speak of.

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What do we got, man? Last week, we wanted to hear some more names for our friend Allison, who was selling her panties online. Chappelle has a list. What are we doing here? This show has turned into a real shit show. That was your idea too it was yeah yeah oh good okay never mind dude oh we're trying to have this lady make some money

yeah remember i want to call it streaks are us oh i wouldn't get off the street there's some better names on this way better names dude brendan also ordered 40 pairs of edible undies last week. Just chocolate. He ate them all when he was driving around town. Just chocolate. Yeah, dude. What do you got? All right. We got Taco Hammock or the Cookie Hammock. That makes you feel sick.

Okay. We got Squirrel Covers. Monkey Hammocks. Who are they from? Oh, that one, Taco Hammock and the Cookie Hammock was John from Canada. And then Ty Hoffman over here with squirrel covers, monkey hammocks, drip strips, surf and turf. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah.

Boy. Drip strips. Then Johnny Ramos came through with the pantry. Oh, the pantry is good. The pantry. And since homegirl's name is Allison, he came up with Alice in Underland. Okay. Dang.

He's hired. And then he's got one more. He's got Kitten Snitchin'. Okay. And then my favorite right here from Nick Anderson, RottenCotton.com. Yep. Come on now, boy. Hold up.

You like Rotten Cotton done in streaks? Yes. Streaks freaked you out, but rotten cotton's cool? What? Yeah, bro. Rotten cotton? Dude, people want the front in the panties. They don't want the back in there.

They want it all. No, they don't. Dude, you don't know your demo. Who is the demo, dude? Satan worshipers? Cre creeps 18 to 36 okay good call dude and then doug wood gave us leftover lingerie oh i like that yeah i'd like a little more effort uh eric over here gave us chonies for the bronies. Okay. Yep. And then he's got one more snail trail apparel. Snail trail apparel.

I like that. I like that. Ryan's been in it. How is that? That's like streaks. We like rhymes here. Yeah, man. It's clever.

You say streaks. Yeah, streaks could be anything, dude. Streaks are us. What if somebody gets drugged behind a car for a couple miles and get hit by a car and drugged down the road? Streaks. That's his nickname? Streaks? I mean, it would be if he survived, yeah. Okay.

Then Ryan Bennett, we got Beauty and the Yeast, Phil Tannis. That's a little hardy, unless they come at the back of a cookbook. I can see that. We got a couple more. Sam gave us Victoria's

Secretions Secretions Something that comes out of you Like usually a discharge or some type of fluid I like how he kept it professional Nick Nick kept it real pro there Because it got real dark Yeah very scary how quick he knew it

I'm just good with words Unknown YouTube Commenter Snatch and sniff Yeah, very scary how quick he knew it. I'm just good with words. Unknown YouTube commenter, Snatch and Sniff. Ooh, I like that. And then Jason just kept it real nice and smooth, very R&B, and he gave us Scent of a Woman. I like Scent of a Woman. I like The Pantry.

I think it was kind of cute. It's like not too on the nose you know um literally because people gonna be sniffing them scratching sniff probably i guess i think that's what they do with them oh we believe you man we don't think you made all those up damn bro you can tell he's been through a rough childhood. You tell you to have very good friends. Years ago, man. Can't believe that shit, dude. We believe you, bro. Yeah, man. We didn't think he was making this shit up, man.

There's some good ones out there, man. Alice in Underland. That's really good. Alice in Underland. Probably the best. That might be good. And what was the girl's name? Allison. Wow. Oh, and she DM'd me, too. I forget. She's name? Allison. Wow. Oh, and she DM'd me too. I forget. She's not in Frozen. What else could she be in?

She's not Cinderella. Oh, she said it, didn't she? I forget. She said she was a castmate, but she didn't say what she did. She might have said she's Minnie Mouse. Oh, I could see that. So what else? We got some Gilmorebert's for then i think look

if you start the i mean can we promote a business like this without going to jail i mean it's up to her right she's gonna have to put the plan together yeah we're not copyrights you can have streaks r us um yeah we release any and all of these to her for her yeah there you go good. Yeah, good luck out there. Allison Underland, I think. I mean, I'll give you a retweet. We'll buy Nick a pair, yeah. We'll definitely share it.

I'll give you a repost. Yeah. If you get out there and vent. I might even buy a few. Yeah. I think you should have a front section and a back section, you know? You could have kind of the streak section for Brendan. Yeah, the full butt.

Yeah. The full butt undies. What, dude? What else you got, Nick? You need a cleaning lady, dude. Yeah, the full butt. The full butt undies. What, dude? What else you got next? You need a cleaning lady, dude. That's what you need. Let's move on to some King It or Sting It. Oh, yeah.

This first one comes from Cody from Myrtle Beach. Oh, there's Brendan. God damn, dude. That's me and you. Hey, guys. I'm Cody Ansel from Myrtle Beach Safari. I got a King It or Sting It for guys. I'm Cody Ansel from Myrtle Beach Safari. I got a king in her stinger for you. He's rubbing the shit out of the tiger.

Being friends with tigers. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. God damn, that is a big tiger. That's Doc Ansel's son, dude. Yeah. That's Doc Ansel's son right there. That's Cody Ansel. The tiger whisperer himself.

Can you imagine? Damn. No, I can't. Nope, not for me. That's you and your son, dude, years from now. Years ago. Years from now. Years from now.

Would you like to read from your book? Cody Andel's killing it. 1.9 million Instagram followers. I watched a video of him the other day, like basically playing tic-tac-toe or something with a mountain lion, bro. It's unbelievable the stuff he's able to do. Look at that, man. Look at that.

You got me jumping like. What? Has he never had, didn't you guys talk to him? Have any of them been bit by these tigers and shit? Doc and his son have never been bit. Yeah, they've said they've been kind of like jostled around but never bit. He said they gotta do yoga almost every day in order for their bodies

to be able to handle the weight of when these animals come on, come at them. You know? I believe that. Relax. But look at him though. He's agile, Brendan. That's called agile. Oh, yeah. For sure. You gotta know about this shit, man. Yeah, you gotta be pretty flexible to fuck with those

tigers. I mean, what did he just ask us? I can't even... Being friends with tigers can't get her stinging. I like to look at them. Would you get in there? It's kind of like being friends with Theo. I know. You gotta be careful, man. Yeah, I know. He's good in doses. I'll say that, bro. Then he

gets dark, you know what I'm saying? Dude, look, I start with the small ground game, hamps you know that the baby hamps yeah dude i'll king it i guess i don't know like would you go there and hang out with his tigers i would we don't know him very well agreed but so we're just gonna risk our lives like yeah let's go hang out with this fucking tiger i'm not gonna end up with like home girl who's clearly into chicks that lost her fucking arm yeah which probably helps her to hook up with them girls too when you get that conversation started oh i'm sure you got that knob yeah dude when you got that old that you know when you're missing a fucking turn signal bro that's a conversation oh dude she has to drive what

that's crazy radio you know you only got you only got the nub dude oh yeah yeah oh my buddy used to have like a cut off arm something and he would hide

behind a counter and he would go walk back and forth and do the arm like that the cut off part and it looked like a submarine like looking for a

oh that's cool it was real cool he would do it at night that's cool how old was he he had alcohol he was like 45 well that's sad now that's cool. It was real cool. He would do it at night. That's cool. How old was he? He had alcoholism. He was about 45. Well, that's sad now.

That's sad now. But damn, watching him submarine around behind the bar. He'd get behind the bar and just like, it was like a sub. I bet he got a lot of chicks doing that. I don't know. He ended up with someone on the end of that, though. What chicks? Is that a submarine?

Oh, my God. Will you buy that a submarine? Oh, my God. Let me buy me a drink. Doc Antle did invite us out all out to his 22 person mansion where you can sleep with monkeys and elephants and tigers. So if we want to do a little road trip and you said, like, would you go there with all the creepiness? I mean, there's too much heat on them. They're going to be chill now. They need good PR. We're creepy.

I don't think he's creepy. I just don't trust these fucking tigers. I trust Doc and his son. They're cool. I don't trust tigers that are fucking. I'm not trying to. Also, I don't want to sleep with a tiger. What?

I'm allergic to cats. Are you really? Yeah. This ain't a cat, motherfucker. That's exactly what that is, bro. Nah, dude. You're allergic to little bitch ass cats that eat out of a can, bro. This is a real-ass animal, dog.

Here's a 22-fucking-bedroom mansion in Florida. He said 22 persons, so probably, I don't know, 10 bedrooms, I guess. Undertaker was just there last week. Doing what? Trying not to die? Just some good PR. I'm going to say kinging on the Tigers, man. If you die getting mauled, I think that's the way to go, man.

Old school. Get back to the earth quicker. Get back to the Lord. I think if you're out here just, you know, yeah, you allergic to some fucking little cat named Ronnie or something like that, bro. How's that? Fuck that, dude. No, fuck that, man. I'm trying to live.

I don't trust these Tigers. I don't know them. I'm good. What's the best case scenario? I'm on the ground with a fucking Tiger. Worst case, hey, Tiger.'t know them. I'm good. What's the best case scenario? I'm on the ground with a fucking tiger. Worst case, say a tiger. It's not worth it, man. That's the chance you take, man, to be engaging with your unique animals, dude.

What, you're going to spend your whole life just touching fucking easy-ass animals, bro? Reach for the stars, dude. No, I'm down to go to Africa and see one in the wild. What? That real hitter. That organic tiger hitter. That thing will fucking kill you, dude. Yeah, I know.

So will those fucking Florida bitches. Bro, you look like beef jerk, bro. That thing's going to see you and slide out the woods and snack your ass up. You want to go walking around looking for tigers, dude? No, I'm not walking, bro. I'm in a safari. You wouldn't want to do King of the Sting Wild and go do a safari in Africa? I would way rather ride over to South Carolina and practice safari first

in the safe, comfortable confines of somebody's living room where they got blow dart guns and a dude over there who's, you know, able to, they probably put a bomb in the thing and if it goes off, they set off the bomb, you know? You might be right. It's just not for me. I'm not trying to ride over to Africa, dude, and take my chances out there. They'll kill you in a heartbeat, dude. Oh, you think you hang out with Undertaker who's 90 years old and his fucking old lady

in a tiger safe? Yeah. In the pool yeah dude you got your goddamn mind coming from the guy that shit in the pool as a child dude you don't even know how to operate in these areas yeah you're right what else you got nick uh i'm gonna king tigers but i'm i'm gonna sting hanging out with them all right then i'll go in i'll hang out with them what are you gonna do stand on the side and what? You FaceTime. No. I'll be outside the door and you FaceTime.

I want to be in there. I'll hunt a boar, dude. I've said this for years. People out there shooting a boar from 2,000 yards away. Oh, no. Give me a knife. I'll cut that fat thing's fucking nose off. That's what I'm talking about, dude.

Hell yeah. That's what I'm talking about, bro. Where you been? I'm right here, baby. Okay. I'm not scared of boar dogs now. What are you fucking talking aboutogs now the killer's back killer b is back that's what i'm saying let's get two knives and let's go warthog hunting let's cut

their noses off dude that's what i'm saying i think it's fair if you get out there and you hunt something straight up me too yeah no guns no heat seeking missiles just this thing and a fucking knife yeah i love it dude a positive attitude twice stab it on the third one fuck yeah i'd be down for that all right dude i like it man gang bro what else you got nick uh Fucking nice. Yeah. I love it, dude. In a positive attitude. Punch it twice, stab it on the third one. Fuck yeah. I'd be down for that. All right, dude. I like it, man. Gang, bro.

What else you got, Nick? It's time for a rap battle. We haven't done this for a couple weeks, and we got some really good submissions. Oh, yeah? First. How come no black guys submit? Well, we initially called it white rappers only, so. Speaking of submissions, bro, what about when my boy Dustin Poirier submits Tony Ferguson

coming up soon dude you back on cocaine or what are you doing i'm just saying i love the diamond just i don't think they're gonna give him that fight i don't think they are i think they i don't think they're gonna do the fight at all yeah i don't think it's fucking stupid dude i was watching some tony ferguson highlights though wow have you never seen him i'd never seen it bro it's like he it's like yes it's like his feet are like knives man it's like he's like it's crazy no you nobody want to short fight that boy in short notice crazy oh well the diamond goes in bro i'm telling you nobody wants to fight that man in short notice but that's the thing about the

diamond and i'm and i'm telling you because i know you watch the show it's a bad idea i'm not saying it's a great i'm not saying it's the best idea But I'm saying that Because he needs a full camp If you give Diamond a full camp Alright now we're talking But short notice It's in two weeks Because Ferguson's been training right?

Oh yeah To fight Khabib Right And he has a good chance to beat Khabib Yeah It's a bad Short notice Somebody gets fucked up

Yeah bro And it would be Tony Ferguson Let's roll man I just gotta go with that I just got to go with that. I just think I agree with you. But, you know. The same guy who wants to hang out with tigers. So we'll take it with a grain of salt.

What else you got, Nick? So last week with Rap Battle, we had I Yes Music. He was the bigger gentleman with Flo who said some inappropriate things about Cat. Oh, yeah. He beat Johnny C, the angry, bald gentleman who said the N-word, 58% to 42%. I forgot the N-word. You forgot the N-word? Yeah, I did.

Did you? You? You forgot it, bro? Theo's making T-shirts. They were hats, and there were only two of them that got bought, and that was years ago. You did sell out, though, years ago. Years ago, you sold out of N-hats. But they use it in the Asian community.

Chin, you guys use it all the time, the N-word. Koreans do, but that's not what it means. It's not black people. It's just nigga and nigga. Yeah. And what does it mean? Like a fountain or something? No, it's a whiskey.

You guys, you. Nigga, it's me. It sounds so bad, but that's just the way it is. I ain't going to beat you up, bro. It's Korean. Yeah, and I'm not surprised you guys say it, i see how you guys are it's mexicans will say it too every now and then yeah in prison mexicans will say it all the time and i think once you get into prison dude you can make your own choices yeah if you want to say it you're already in

prison you know it's getting worse yeah it's only gonna get worse how low can you go you know yeah i would get a tattoo if i go to prison says I do not say the N-word on my back. I would get that. That's smart. Yeah, just right out the gate. And then in the parentheses, unless you do. Bro, I don't say it first, bro. That's my rule.

Let's get into this episode. Is this episode even starting? Are we live? So then, of course, Little Brows beat Ah Yes Music 83% to 17%. But we got some really, really good submissions. That can fuck with Little Brows? I honestly believe it. Oh, wow.

It must be real, man, because, you know. Put your grandmother on it. You think you can put your grandmother on it, Nick? We could do a little duet, probably. Put Izzy on it you think you can't put your grandmother on it Nick we could do a little duet probably put Izzy on it no put Izzy on it bro if your grandma sends a video

doing Izzy it's a wrap bro I quit it's over yeah awesome don't do that though please don't do that

I know you would for the love of the show but don't do that to your grandmother don't make her I know she's bored in her house right now but don't make her do that

yeah she's not that bored she does not deserve that alright what do we got here yeah I know she's bored in her house right now, but don't make her do that. She's not that bored. She does not deserve that. All right. What do we got here? Yeah. Big gracias. Big gracias.

Pichin little Donato. Donato. Ooh. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. That's Donato right there. Rest in peace, Billy Conforto. R.I.P. son, B.C., bro. See you in heaven. That's the Nata right there Alright peace son BC bro Gang son

Yeah my man boy for like 70 days. This ain't a mullet, this a hockey haircut. Brendan slicked back, looking like a soggy bear's nuts. Theo from the time of bad magic, get you stomped. The interstate, the best place to shoot roids in your dunk. Riley Coleman taking naps in his trunk. Like Crow Cobb, when he ate that third round punch. Saving up my money, I got 48 hun. Send the Lao Tzu, here we come. Say the heavy high lace, beat black lung.

Theo, Meg, Ryan, mixed with Wang Chung of Brendan deep-fried gum Derek's Morgan Freeman son Nick looking like he's never seen the Sun that was an urban version of Kirsten Dunst and chin is like a clearance monk Pat you are the one now let's lose these lanes. Highway 190, meet a Tiffany Lane. Yeah. Oh, big rock. Brennan, I know you got that CTE, so we're going to drop a verse two for you. Little day nada. Here we go. Little?

There's nothing little about this fella. Now, Brennan, look at this. Boy, you've been munching on some Crunchwraps or some snack packs. Got a couple dozen in your knapsack or your backpack. But when it comes to cats, I got to holler at cat like, what up, girl? You know I like the way you keep it single. Hit me up if you want to make the culture single. Y oye todos los panos hablando.

Cuando Dios habla, sabes que es picante. Not Johnny fell into a ring of fire. Big Brown, why you proud, boy? You got to respire And Theo, I didn't wanna drop ya You look like an emaciated phantom of the opera Jimby double dipping on some chickens He likes the white meat

And now I'm talking about the women Spitting the piggy bars Hard to make a date when trees be falling on your car now Chappelle Lacey, a.k.a. Quinn Stacy J.K.'s MJ, buddy. Abe M. Blazin'. I'll wrap it up because we ain't even sponsored. But these athletic dreams have got me feeling like a monster.

Dude, that was great. That was good. It's weird they decided to shoot the whole thing in front of a golden corral. Respect, bro. Respect. That was great. crown. Respect, bro. Respect. That was great. Respect. Damn.

Boy, it's been hard. You ready for the second one? Oh, damn. What? Hold on a second, bro. These guys are doing real productions. I'm going to put my face back together, bro. That shit was hardy, though.

That was dope. Wow. It was entertaining. Definitely more entertaining. I don't know if it fucks your little brows, though. I don't know, man. It's just different. I'd have to go back in and listen to that.

I'll do it after, but I'd have to go back in and listen to that again, man. There was so much in there. You let the fans decide, but that's pretty hard. They called Chappelle a fucking urban Kirsten Dunst, bro. I'll take that. That's from Bring It On. Oh, she's beautiful. Yeah, I'll take that. You guys are both beautiful people. Yeah, that's Spider-Man's girl, dog. Yeah, bro. I'll take that. I like that. From Bring It On. Oh, she's beautiful. Yeah, I'll take that.

You guys are both beautiful people. Yeah, that's Spider-Man's girl, Doug. Yeah, dude. You got that, bro. Well, come on, man. I don't need her. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to have her.

Go ahead, Spider-Man. Take that shit. I don't need that blonde. If they had a black Spider-Man, what would that be? Dude, have they ever had a black Spider-Man? Is it Charles Gambio? They do? Mm-hmm.

Miles Morales. Oh, wow. Well, he's black in uh puerto rican right you're talking about the cartoon yeah yeah spider-man verse yeah there was that big movement to get childish gambino at one point yeah you're supposed to but haters all right hit me with this next track he's fucking this is from wiser hip-hop now at the warehouse at pack? What's going on here? Wait, is there any beer that's going to spill on me?

Nope. Okay. Nope. Are you lying? Nope. Oh, shit. T-Cast, boy. Wiser.

Gang buzzin', boy, I feel like Brennan Theo Takin' brows out the pic, his whole segment gettin' deebo High as fuck, we burnin', man, like Ted in North Arena T-Cast, boy. Wiser. Dang. They love your CTE. You look like fucking Baloo from Talespin. I'm out. I can't even do it. in the ring this ain't the fighter in the game it's the king of the sting this is what happens if the pot don't simmer y'all got a better chance finding pussy on chiller making penises you're running out of segments you can hit me for a rhyme me and k just a couple high spitters you can find me at the truck stop fighting light lizards shout out to my man man going through the submissions i'm like fucking risky henderson you look like fucking blue from tailspin I like this crew, man. It's creative, man.

I kick it with them. The editing's good, too. What ethnicity is that boy in the guest shirt? They're white man. I don't know. The boy in the guest shirt, he looks like he's something more than just white. Yeah, there's something else going on there. Well, they look like beautiful young people, man.

They're beautiful young. These are young men and women. He looks more like Chin's race than white. Oh, yeah. Dude, you can't even. You got to. That's not right. That's it? That's it?

That's it? Dude, Asian people and white people look different than each other, Brendan. Well, he looks like. He looks more like Theo than me. No, he looks like Chin, but with Sammy Sosa lotion. Like, he's really white, but with like Chin's face and facial hair. He looks pretty. I mean, he looks like a white guy to me.

He looks like a decent white guy. I don't know. Is he white? He's been outdoors probably sometimes. The rest of his squad is white. Maybe he is. And I like when they came in with that crispy hitter with the mask right there, dude. Like Nelly's boy.

Oh, that's the. Like Nelly's little buddy. Fucking. What were they called? That mascaradactyl that always showed up. The St. Lunatic. Yeah. St. Lunatic.

One had a mask. One had the fucking. The bandaid.atic. Yeah, St. Lunatic. One had a mask, one had the fucking band-aid. What a terrible. Wiser, that's what they're called? Mm-hmm. Wow. The editing was good. They had some hoes, some video hoes, too.

Both of them. Are those the only two, Nick? For this week. I mean, we could do this an entire episode. We got submissions. We're like MTV Yo! Raps now. Jesus, man. Fuck, that's fun man this shit

is both those are good what do you guys think cat chin it's to me that's different than the than little brows little brows is like straight up like rap battle this is like more production editing like i think uh little brows has a video coming with his he did that remix version and on Friday, he's trying to get back in the studio and do a video for it. So there's more coming. But, yeah, I don't know. We've kind of really built up Lil Browz, so I think we're, like, influenced some of the voting a little bit. I think his talent does it, too, though. Yeah, Lil Browz beat.

I remember I've woken up in the middle of the night and had Lil Browz shit going on in my head. You know what I'm saying? At my stand-up, I walk out to Lil Browz little brows remix damn crowd goes crunk they do yeah but these guys are these i thought that both of these are really great both these are really good i just feel like they're different it's more like these two are competing against each other than little brows that first one might be my favorite actual song of the whole time like it just so many references that go way deep into both shows they They're both so good. Both of them are great.

Shout out to both. Yeah, shout out to both. Yeah, I don't even know what to think or say or do anything. It's a lot of work. It's a lot of work to do those two. Yeah, it's just amazing that these guys and girls did this.

Well, the girls kind of just sat there and then, like, whatever. They were part of it. They had fun. Thank you. I mean, they had a good time there and then, like, whatever. They were part of it. They had fun. Thank you. Yeah. I mean, they had a good time, but. Thank you, Kirsten. They fucking did a good job, dude.

I thought they did a good job. Kirsten Dunst. Dude, we got to stay alive, bro. That's what I'm thinking about right now, dude. Well, you're trying to fuck with tigers and shit. That was my whole point with the tigers. I want to stay alive. But you have to also live then when you do stay alive.

Okay, well pick a lane, dude. What do you want to do? Stay alive and live. So what do you mean by we got to stay alive? I'm saying if you stay alive, then you have to also get out there and do stuff. Okay, so what's your point, dude? You're worried we're going to die? No, I'm just worried that we have to do our best.

Dang it. You don't know what I'm talking about. So, whatever. You guys are... But yeah, we'll put it on the gram so you can follow us. Thank God for Nick. Thank for getting us out of that hole. We'll move on to some debate club. Yeah, let's move on.

They were good, though. Oh, those guys are great, man. And here's this guy, dude. I've been doing drugs at home, bro. And I only know that because I've great man and here's this guy dude i was even doing drugs at home bro and i only know that because i've done him and that's how i look yeah yeah agreed also this motherfucker ain't gonna last another 30 days in quarantine damn nate bargatti really lost himself bro that's rory scoville dude. That's right. Calm down, man.

Rory Scovel did one movie with Amy Schumer, and now he's lost his fucking mind. Yeah, dude, yes. It's Jordan out here in Denver, Colorado. Sure it is. We're quarantined, working from home, lucky to have that option. Amen, brother. Not lucky to not have cut my hair right beforehand, because barbershops are closed out for another four weeks.

So I don't know what I'm gonna do about this situation but uh it's my new normal until april 30th so uh in the meantime i got a debate club question for you better documentary tiger king or making a murderer let me know what you guys think shout out nick davis LT Darsh Gang gang, buzz buzz Buzz buzz, 5280 Club right there baby I'm hometown sweetie Man I'm gonna go with making a murderer I think Tiger King hit at the exact time

When we were in quarantine It's good, but if you're going back and watch it a second time I gotta be honest, I'm sick of these fucking Tiger thirst traps man All of them are fuck ups I'm sick of these fucking tiger thirst traps, man. All of them are fuck-ups. I'm sick of it. Everybody jump on their nuts. I was on their nuts last week.

I'm off now. I can't stand tigers. I don't want to play with your tigers. Make it a murder or some real shit, bro. Make it a murder or some real shit. The guy fucking killed a woman that took pictures of vehicles, dude. I wouldn't call it some real shit, okay? Oh, and you think Tiger King is?

Dude, Tiger king is a homosexual clint eastwood okay who has one working leg and the other is a dick with a knee on it yeah because he shot himself in the leg fuck yeah you know manly it is to tell everybody to look everybody in the eyes and then shoot yourself in your own fucking leg to prove a point time and time again, dude. I would say stupidity. Bang some dude who's not even gay. Hold on. Dudes. Dudes.

Imagine how crazy, bro. Just the level of just constant, just fucking turmoil you have set up in your own life. You wake up, you have to deal with 40, 60, 70,

80 tigers. Or 300. Or 300. Yeah. Or 300 tigers. You don't even know, dude. You're having deal with 40, 60, 70, 80 tigers. Or 300. Tigers are fucking. Or 300. Or 300 tigers. You don't even know, dude. You're having tiger for lunch, brother. So many fucking tigers.

You have no choice. You gotta feed these things. Yeah, dude. You know how stressed Joe Exotic was all the time? Yeah, and then to go to a gift shop and comfortably sell a hat or a Joe Exotic sponge to someone. Or tell somebody your employee got their arm ripped off. Yeah, dude. They're gonna get a full refund.

Yeah, dude. You know how to go through all that, then finally you get home and you have two husbands and neither... And one thinks he's straight. The only thing they've cooked for dinner is drugs. And you gotta go to... Then you go do an episode

of Joe Exotic TV and you gotta wake up and do it all again the next day. You've got to do a podcast at 6 p.m. of the shit you just went through. He's a Leonardo DiCaprio homosexual. And then you've got to keep convincing the one side piece that he's really gay. Every day I spit game on him because he wants chicks. Yeah, you're reading books to him and you've subbed out all the words and put in gay, you know? He wants chicks.

Yeah, you're reading books to him. You've subbed out all the words and put in gay, you know? The level of commitment that Joe Exotic had. No, I'm not questioning his work ethic. Okay. I'm not doing that. Okay. I'm not doing that.

Because that's what I'm worried about you're doing. No, I'm not doing that. His work ethic is second to none. Second to none. Second to none. you see him in all the videos he's helping load this load this cat you know what i'm saying put this man's asshole yeah load somebody's ass load somebody's that's what he's always trying to do is load some boy's asses up dude i'm not buying it man i'm sick of joey exotic how about fuck joe i'm not freeing

that dude he should do all 22 years, man. Killing all the fucking tigers. Damn, bro. I'm off the train, bro. Wow. Get your fucking tiger out of my face. Wow, man. So what train are you on then? You're on the train of a guy who went to jail for murder, got out, and then murdered somebody else, dude?

You're in the jail for Steven Avery? That's a better show. I just think making a murder is more quality as far as a documentary. I think the Aaron Hernandez one was better. I just think Joe Exotic hit at the right fucking time.

Well, I agree. We have nothing to do. We are caged animals right now, so I think people can relate on an innate level. I have nothing to do. We're caged. We are caged animals right now, so I think people can relate on an innate level. But I just... I think it's good. Dude, I watched a video yesterday

of Joe Exotic, and you got some find it on the internet. And then you find out he's not really singing them songs. The whole thing. What's real? Was he really gay?

People always question his gayness. Did you know he's always singing those songs? I do know now that he did not sing the songs, but I'm not shocked he didn't because he was lip-syncing the entire time it's blatantly obvious he was lip-syncing why you know how some people he's saying it is non-gay husband's funeral dude he's on meth huh he's on meth there yeah sit still well imagine doing all of that and having to do math dude yeah and then also manage 400 tigers. No, I get what you're saying.

You give a good argument, man. I'm saying for my money, have you seen The Devil Next Door? Is it good? Ugh, dude. You got to start living, bro. Really? You got shit to do. Go on Netflix and watch Devil Next Door.

About a Nazi concentration camp guy. He was the main one. Ivan the Terrible. Put all the Jews in the fucking gas chamber. It's horrible, man. Yep. And then they fucking find him. They find out he's living in cleveland and they fucking deport his ass back to israel he goes on he goes on trial did he do it is it definitely him well i don't spoil it

did they 23 and me him no way wow i have in the terriba That shit's more real than these fuckers. Who gives a fuck about the Tigers? This goes back to the poll that Theo threw out last week. Is Joe Exotic actually gay? What people say. 38% think it's drug-induced homosexuality. Amen. What's the rest think? 62% are ignorant.

men what's the rest thing 62 are ignorant well man dude you don't have a mullet and then grow out the roots with blonde and that suck dick that boy is so gay well but here's the thing you do enough drugs you're gay man i grew up behind a rest area like across a river from a rest area sure and a lot of gay men used to meet up alongside of the interstate behind the rest areas they still do and they were fine everybody was fine they'd show up with their families at first and stuff and then the families would leave drugs would come then the men were gay so it was like a progressionary thing you've seen it in the in the i've seen it probably i've seen it i bet 110 times so you you have a good case study bro it's facts man yeah so at a certain point it's fact so i'm saying nobody's gay until enough drugs is in the scene

and then everybody's gay if you're an addict you'll do anything to get that hit again yeah you know if you tell somebody you know hey i hit a little bit of meth in my wiener you know get it out yeah yeah there's only one way to get it out. Yeah. So you got to, it's magic, bro. It's just a certain type of magic. Got to get it wet. Here we got a guy right here.

We got Captain Lou Albano's son right here coming in to us. We'll close it out with this great debate clip. What are we doing? What's up? I'm DJ Twinkie. We're here in South Padre Island. Nice. Breaking the state debate time. By the way, I got some friends with me. They want to say what's up, I'm DJ Twinkie. We're here in South Padre Island. Nice. We're in the same debate time.

By the way, I got some friends with me. They want to say what's up. Y'all make some noise, South Padre! I'm one of the DJs, and I got a debate club for you guys. Lift your trucks. Lift them or drop them. How do y'all like it? Let me know. Debate club. Culture club. What do y'all like it let me know debate club culture club what do y'all think gang gang oh wow heat wave incorporated out there twink when did you make that video are they doing this in corona

times i don't know i hope they are they don't give a fuck dude that's probably where we started corona dude and i hope they make a new strand bro me too you know we need a strain that people can have and still go out and party and work that's what you're talking about um lifted trucks listen i like lifted trucks i had a lifted truck just a year ago here's the thing about lifted but they're talking high rider or low rider you might thing about lifted trucks. But they're talking high rider or low rider, Brendan. My thing about lifted trucks, though, there's nothing worse than shows that you have a little cock. You know when they lift the trucks and they put the fake balls on the back? I hate that shit.

Really? I can't stand it. The nuts are just dangling. You're in traffic. They're just dangling. And low riders don't make sense. Is there anything more Mexican than a lowrider truck? It's very distinctively Latino.

Latino, strictly. Yeah. I think it's dope. I like it. Okay, well. That lifted hitter on that left is. Dude, on the left, you're getting bitches. On the right, you're getting homies.

Yeah. Well, I don't know, dude. They got a lot of fucking diehard Latin bitches out there, dog. You know? You're talking about some real fucking. Dog, I don't know, dude. They got a lot of fucking diehard Latin bitches out there, dog. You know? You're talking about some real fucking... Dog, they're fucking... Yeah, they'll suck on your free holies, bro, if you have that fucking lowrider. That fucking lowrider, homie.

Remember the magazine Lowrider? It was a magazine? Dude, yeah. I used to collect those all the time when I was a kid. I'm obsessed with Lowrider. They used to have the baddest bitches on these Lowrider cars. Well, okay, then that's what you're saying. Well, right now, then, you know, that's a—

Oh, dude, you get them little fucking 20-inch fucking hitter bunnies that jump in those trucks, those lifted monster trucks. And it's low, so a big girl can even get in the back if it's a low rider. Yeah, get your fat ass in the back, bro. So it's not—you got to have a lean Jean, you know, a lean Janet to climb up into that lifted truck. You see a big girl try to get into that lifted thing, and she'll wobble off, you know? That's why I like it. No big bitches allowed.

She'll catch a 38 to the arm, bro. She'll catch one of those big tires. It'll roll right over. Yeah, but you got to have that Serena Williams fucking backside to jump up in that fucking truck. Yeah. Bad bitches only, really. So I think that's a good look.

The lower truck, you're going to have more women can get into the lower truck. And short homies. Yeah, it's accessible. Oh, yeah. And that's definitely, I mean, it's 5'4 nation, bro, and you're Mexican. I'm more of a lifted truck guy myself. But lifted truck, you can go out there, you can park it, you can fish off of the back,

you can hide stuff from people that are short. Now, here's one thing about a lifted truck, though. They don't go that fast. A lifted truck will top out sometimes at 60 miles an hour. No, you'll be surprised. Them boys put on the supercharger they put on different pulleys canin air filter that thing gets moving my brother-in-law dude yancey lifts everything i mean he's lifted everything they've ever owned dude i mean they have a coffee pot and it's on fucking sevens you know yeah uh so i think on my side of the tracks, dude, I'm still on the lifted side.

But I could be tempted. I do believe the shorter, that lower vehicle is a better way to catch chicas, chicks. I'm lifted all day. Female humans. Yeah, I feel you. What did they say, Nick? 75% said lifted trucks. All they prefer damn okay so we have 25 latino following yeah okay that's good man viva la revolucion you know what i'm saying yeah that

lowrider magazine though bring up some of those covers nick they had the baddest fucking mamacitas on there when i was a kid i'd get those oh yeah jack off and tatas. Jack off. Them tatas, bro. Them Mexican teats. Them fucking teats. Teat on us. Yeah, bro. Look at that. Them boobies. Them boobies.

Nothing but just these bad itches. Oh, my God, dog. You know what I'm saying, bro? Jesus Christ. Look at it, dude. Dios mio, papo. That, what was your name? Vida Guerrero was on with cover of one

You ain't ready for that. You don't know Vita Guerrero is Look at the ladies row by the headlight, You know how fucking hot that headlamp is? You put your arm right by it. Doggy. Look at that lady, bro. You know nothing about Vida and that perfect cheekers. Look at this, papa. Look at these bolsas de leche.

You feel me, tits? You feel me, daddy? What's going on? Did you grow up around a lot of Mexicans? I'm fucking Mexican at heart, dude. I'll fucking pull my fucking corazón out and beat someone over the head with it, dude. I don't give a shit, bro. You know what I'm saying, dude?

I'll fucking sneak across the border and sneak back across, motherfucker. That's who I am, bro. I don't give a fuck, dude. I'll plant a garden, bro. I don't give a damn, dog. I don't give a mother, dude. I'll plant a garden, bro. I don't give a damn, dog. I don't give a motherfuck, dude. I'll drive by the Alamo and shoot into that bitch, bro. Oh, wow, bro.

Yep. And stay at a fucking Days Inn for 11 months with 13 of my friends while we all work at the same place. Wow, dude. I'm fucking Mexican to the core, papa. Dude, you look like the gayest president of a biker gang. Called the Fondles. Dude, you look like the gayest present of a biker gang. Called the Fondles. What are you talking about, dude? Hey, the Fondles.

The Fondles, bro. Oh, my God, dude. The Fondles. We should make biker jackets called the Fondles. Be sick. We've fallen off the fucking wagon here. Yeah. Is that it, Nick?

I don't know what we're doing anymore. That's it. Jesus Christ. Oh, man. We're getting it done in the Corona times, dude. Hey, man. Yeah. At first, I was a little bit.

I was like, should we still be meeting up? But then I'm like, this is the only thing we have to do. Yeah. What else are we going to do? I would go insane if I didn't have this. I'd go crazy yeah but you have other shows to do yeah we have to do all of them yeah one's by myself it is yeah damn how do you do talking to the camera is it really yeah oh my god bro that's crazy, man. It is crazy. But I can't believe, man. This should be over.

Should I get through the 30 days? Yeah, this should be the end. Keep your clothes on. It's not naked and frayed. Dude, I'm just. Just a quarantine. Yeah, tighten up. Take care of yourself, man.

Do some backflips. Y'all got any food or what? Work on your cheers, bro. Yeah, dude. I got nothing. Work on your form. Work on your form, bro. I'm really good.

You still got it? When's the last time you did a backflip? About a couple months ago. Too long, you ask me. Too long. Okay. It's like riding a bike. Yeah.

Tell you what, I feel like I'm going to forget my set. Really? Yeah. Oh, I hope I forget mine. Fuck. You got to shoot yours. I know. You better hope you don't forget it.

That's true. Yeah, I don't know. I wonder what because how are they gonna let i mean they're gonna have to have a certain number of weeks where nobody gets it what do you mean they're gonna have to have like two weeks where nobody gets the virus and that's gonna happen this month hopefully we're supposed to be at peak right now and think it's going down but then what if fucking two people come out with it in fucking november then what happens you keep rolling as long as they have no underlying... I say choke them out, bro, if they get it.

At a certain point, we got to take the people that have it and put them out into the street, bro. Send them to Florida. Yeah. Send them to San Pedro. Put them in that GW Exotic Zoo over there, dude. That's what I'm saying. Send them to Oklahoma, bro.

Let the tigers sniff them out. Bro, that's what I'm saying. Put these people in a place where people can go visit them that love them, but then also the rest of us can live our lives, man. You know? That's just, you you know you rolled sevens bro you know and that ain't all everybody's fault if i come down with something it ain't y'all's fault you know it's my fault so i'm yeah i'm so not scared of corona if you got it theo i'd still come in and do the show you would yes that's where i'm at wow would you wear a mask oh yeah nope fuck it i asked you to wear a mask gang bro appreciate that i'd wear it

yeah man that's it give me your dates all right i'll be nowhere i was like well you got dates i'll be you know he thought i meant dates the food too damn bro you got you got raisins yeah Phil needs food I'll be nowhere man you need food too hush I'm good I ate right before you saw me eating

yeah you're right that's right your mouth yeah we got nothing I got nothing man I'm happy to be alive everybody's doing well out there

great submissions too man the rap videos were insane I think this might be the best submission we ever got from top to bottom king of sting it debate

the rap videos yeah it's just crazy the only people that are off this episode we're being theo yeah no i'm just kidding yeah thank you guys love you guys love you guys man all right brendan and theo fighter and wait i gotta go in and go hard in the paint i do not think i am in flow black rifle coffee i'm ready to go i need a sponsor i am a monster About to open up with this at my concerts Flow is contagious, brows are outrageous Thicker than girls that are Instagram famous Damn, hungry like I'm fresh off keto

Seeing red like Andrew Santino Every song I hit like the great Bambino Brennan ate the queso and the quesoritos But everything's gonna be fine Hate on me, I do not mind Theo looking like the type of dude that got a pack of matches in his pockets at all times They sliding into my DMs A couple of you tried but couldn't beat em

Quit playing like Nintendo DS You don't want to smoke like Joey Diaz Meaning y'all edible Just got my eyebrows threaded and I'm feeling incredible Brandon's son hit me up He said it's too loud in the club, can you pick me up? King and the sting King and the sting

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One of them's at Nordstrom racked doing tires. Black Rifle Coffee, we hear you loud and clear. Your son on the email, like, please get me out of here. It's way too loud in here, watching the Irishman eating pizza, drinking half a beer. Now on to Theo Vaughn, looking like the type of dude that tries to read us songs. Smoking cigarettes with a snapback on. About to hit the crib and turn Snapchat on. It's all good, we still mess with you. 1811 Pico Boulevard, go get that hater

Derrick and Cat, y'all doing great Thursday upload, not a minute late Y'all wanted to rap, I had to demonstrate Brand new studio, y'all feeling great Putting Chris Delano in his place Now let's go and get you in a game King in the sting King in the sting

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