The Golden Hour - Episode 69: Noodling 2

Episode Date: May 15, 2020

Special guest's Hannah Barron AKA The Queen Of Noodling, and Lil Brows AKA The King of KATS Rap Battle join the show and the guys talk Shapel's Fear Of Energy Drinks, Brendan's Bike Crash, Blind B-Ballers, Hacky Sack, Robot Pigeons, an All New Name Game (TV Show Edition), Tarantino vs Scorsese, a Live Performance by Lil Brow's and much more!Follow Lil Brows on IG:https://bit.ly/LilBrows_AustinPollardCheck out Hannah Barron's YouTube:https://bit.ly/HannahBarronHelix Sleep - https://helixsleep.com/kats Athletic Greens - https://athleticgreens.com/katsLiquid IV - https://liquidiv.com/ use code: KATSSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of my homegirls thinks pigeons are robots. Oh, that's... Your homegirl. Yeah, she thinks the government plans them. That's insane, bro. And I would keep your seed far from that bird. We don't need more of those people on this planet. The last thing you want to be doing is driving a kid across town every other weekend to somebody like that. Dang, dang.

Buzz, buzz! Back off my broccolini Get your life together It is Don't touch me bro I'm not touching you dude Dude what the hell man Then don't try cocaine young man If this monster gets you off the wall

This is shit What are you talking about I'll drink this and take a fucking nap Like a fucking gangster You can wear a shirt like this And an energy drink's effective Fuck you What are you talking about? I think this is taking a fucking nap like a fucking gangster. You wear a shirt like this and an energy drink's effective? Yeah, dude. Damn, bro. He's going to take a nap after an energy drink?

What the fuck? Take a cold, hard 30-minute nap after a monster drink. Dude, I'll be terrified. Bro, first of all, a black guy that can't handle an energy drink is one of the most questionable things I've ever heard of, dude. How dare you not wear your Malibu rum tea up in this bitch? Bro, damn, bro. Who are you afraid of? The Bloods?

The Crips? It's like, nah, man. Oh, man. These Night Stalkers, dog. Yeah. That new Red Bull line. That's the shit I can't handle, dog. That new monster paradise got me bouncing off the walls, man.

Where it's only going to spike my water. What's in your water? Is that energy? I had a dream there were four bang energy drinks outside of my window last night. Jesus Christ, dude. We got to mail you to Baltimore, dog. What's in Baltimore? You got to get urban.

You know what's in Baltimore, dog? You got to get it urban. You know what's in Baltimore. Ray Lewis. More Balta. That's what's over there, bro. You need a little more Balta in you. Yeah, you need a little more Balta, dude. And Brendan Buckingham, we were talking shit, even though he's dressed like he's the captain of the Tony Roma's bowling team

over here. Damn. Dude, you look like shit, dude. Sweet headband, dude. That's, you look like shit, dude. Yeah. Sweet headband, dude. That's how I look, though, dude. I was born like this, okay? You just look like the guy from Science of the Lamb.

You just look like Buffalo Bill. Bill, the easiest one ever. You just look like Buffalo Que queer in silence of the rams yeah i guess it is a freaking specific look you look like hannibal nectar i'm just outside just sucking on a rose bush. Dude, look at you play doubles with yourself right now. You look great, Theo. Well, that's a question. I definitely look like all of 80s tennis got left at a rest area.

That's what I look like. Yeah, a little bit. Or Pete Sampras' mean side piece. I look like Ske a little bit or pete sampras mean side piece i look like skeet sampras you look like andre agassi's gay step brother nah dog i look like andre swaggsy bro andre swaggy yeah dude is that just a blank headband uh it says michael jordan on the Okay, there you go. Hell yeah. Represent, dog.

Amen, bro. Still got that. Damn, that's stylish, dude. You look Italian, bro. You look very Italian. Well, I got some Italian in me now. Do you? How much?

About 25%. Dang. Straight out of the Bronx tale. Baby! What's up, doggy? You want a calzone? Yeah, I'll take one Who wouldn't I know we all would have one

I'll take a calzone What did y'all eat this morning Y'all have food I didn't have anything I had a shake I went on my two hour bike ride Then I get home I have a nice protein shake

Did you Yep and come straight here Dude I noticed you've been Struggling on those rides I think you just crashed The other day or something Not to bring it up No man

Wow My body's tore up My legs are all bruised up My hands are What happened Dude, I noticed you've been struggling on those rides. I think you just crashed the other day or something. Not to bring it up. Wow. My body's tore up. My legs are all bruised up. What happened? Just sometimes you go in life on the bike, Doug. Were you going down? Down. And then there's like a ravine, you know, where like the water will fuck up like the rocks.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And your tire gets stuck in. And your thick-ass friend here just boop, boom. Really? Damn. Now, did you take any lessons or anything or why can't you handle that kind of stuff why don't you jump over it well sometimes i do man and then sometimes just life you know goes your curveball like rattlesnakes

just pop up and then you gotta dip to the side and you fly into a rock dog but you didn't say rattlesnake or rock you know but you didn't say poison bro but you didn't say there was a rattlesnake in this story you just in this story. Not in this one. When this happened, that's all me, dog. I ain't going to blame the bike like most riders. I ain't blaming the bike.

Do they? Human error. Human error. Big brown error. I respect that, man. You feel me? I respect that, yeah. I respect the fact

that you're willing to call it out when you error, bro. That's that crispy 22 miles there. Them thick boy shocks, too. Custom. And where are you riding, Brendan?

Topanga Mountains. Oh, my God. Papa got gloves. He got gloves on, dude? Yeah, because my hands want to fall. What are you, a fucking mind, dude? Are you serious? Thick mind, bud.

They didn't make any of that fit. They kept sending them, and I'm like, dude, I have real fat palms. My fingers are like a toddler's. It's weird. So the gloves were just like all loose. So then finally they sent something that fit, dog. They sent you OJ gloves. That's what they sent you.

Wow, you got them thick palms, huh? Thick palms. Thick palms for a thick boy. But I don't understand. Have you taken any courses or anything on how to handle the bicycle? No, I grew up in Denver. We grew up. My daycare was mountain biking, son.

Yeah, I know. But I see you coming in banged up now. I see you coming in needing monster energy to get up in the morning. Pushing it to the limits, bro. Yeah, I see you just. Pushing it to the limits, dude. Okay. I see you just going through some stuff.

And I just want to make sure that you. Thanks, man. Know what you're doing. That's what you signed up for, dude. What about some of those goggles? Throw that Horace Grant facewear on. Oh, I got goggles, too. You do?

I got goggles. Okay. Fly Racing sent me goggles. I got the whole shebang. Damn. Damn. Looking like a Lance Thick Strong out there. Dang.

Yeah, dog. I like that, dude. Lance Arms Wrong. There's Horace Grant, dude. Horace Grant never gets the respect he deserves, huh? Oh, he's one of the only blind players ever to play basketball. Doing the damn thing, too. Dunk on your blind.

Never got respect. Look at Michael Jordan yelling at a blind guy, but he's not doing well. No, he's helping him. He's got his arm around him. How about you haven't seen Last Dance, have you? How about Jordan, if he played a bad game? You haven't seen The Last Dance? I saw the first two episodes.

How about if he played a bad game dance i saw the first two episodes how about if he played a bad game jordan let him eat on the way back yeah he took his meal for real yeah yeah he took a blind man's meal and he would hire an artist to draw a picture of a meal in front of everyone and then they would describe the meal to him yeah wow unbelievable would they bring in the scent of the meal too nope no no no don? No. Don't get crazy. It's not scratching, Sniff. Don't be ridiculous. I'm just saying. I got questions. You crazy, bro.

I got questions. Dude, you ain't getting a table at this Tony Roma's, though. No, no. You want that full rack? Not up in here. Hey, I just started eating steak. All right? Chill.

Did you really? You been on that jump rope? Oh, dude. Those jump ropes are my fucking life. Oh, damn. Can I start a jump rope club? That seems extreme. Oh, like a thick boy jump rope club? life. Oh, damn. Can I start a jump rope club? That seems extreme. Oh, like a thick boy jump rope club?

Yeah. Yeah, we're willing to branch off. We'll branch off. Hell yeah. I mean, I'm going to have to review your jump roping skills, but yeah. Thick boy catching ropes. You don't think I can jump rope? I don't know, dude.

Dude, haven't you seen that guy? He fucking jumps over himself. Haven't you seen his video? I've seen him do backflips and shit. Yeah. Dude, he can jump while other people are playing basketball. Yeah. You're right.

I've done that. Yeah. You know? Imagine that. You should see me do flips with a hacky sack, bro. I'd get down. Are you hacky sack? I used to.

God, that's the hacky sack. Hacky sack? Oh, yeah. Man. You gotta not. Get a job, man. Get a job, boys. If you're too good at hacky sack, you got to get a job, dude.

Dude, it's basically the baseball of community college, dude. Hacky sack. Nothing says, like, I don't know what I'm doing with my life, like getting good at hacky sack, dude. Yeah, bro. Nothing says, I used to play hacky sack, man. Yeah, you probably lost at the time. You guys had nothing to do

so you started to tussle around that ball filled with beans and shit. Full disclosure, dude, where I'm from, at the end, they'll cut that bitch open

and fucking boil those beans up. Now that's cool. Red beans and Rasta, bro. Red beans and Rastafarian. What's up, Doug? Dude, somebody would always

bring that sack that had like the African colors, you know, like the red and yellow. The Bob Marley, you talking about that Bob Marley sack? Yeah. Smelled like dreads?

Hacky Sack was pretty fun, though. When you're a kid, but those grown men who are a little too good at Venice, that's right by go get a job. Dude, we used to hide a little beef treat in this guy's hacky sack. We had a buddy that went to school with this kid billy mayor and he died he got bit by a shark and then he died but he um before all that he uh we would hide a beef treat in his hacky sack so every time they played it a dog would try to get it oh like a little slim jim like a snippet of a slim jim we're talking some real

beef like a brisket in that no no dude it's small. If they had a huge hacky sack that you put a brisket in, that would be insane. It would be a volleyball. Oh, there's a little chunk? Yeah, a little chunky. Yeah, there's a little piece of beef meat we'd cook sneaking in that hacky sack. That's expensive, too. So then the dog's going after it the whole time. And they're crazy.

They don't know what to do. Mixing it up. Oh, yeah. And then you see a dog just bite a damn vegan. You know? So it's really, it was a good time. What you sipping on there, young man? Just a little water with some type of upper in it.

All right. Is that energy? Yeah, some type of, nothing that would alarm you. Nothing you should be worried about. Yeah, nothing you need to get a home alarm system for. You don't drink coffee either, Chappelle? I can do like a tiny little bit. I can do like a very small.

But a little espresso thing. Fuck, man. Just a little tiny. Yeah, but little espresso is a lot, dude. That's the thing. It doesn't mean because it's small that it's not much. Yeah, espresso packs a punch. Yeah.

I do pretty fine with that. It's the Muggsy Bogues of coffee, dude. It doesn't mean because it's small that it's not much. Yeah, espresso packs a punch. Yeah. Whoa. I do pretty fine with that. It's the Muggsy Bogues of coffee, dude. It really is. It's a spud web of coffee beans. Is it really? It'll dunk on your heart, Doug. Yeah, dude.

It's like trying to think of a Mexican basketball player that's... A Mexican basketball player? Yeah, I can't think of anybody. Maybe Jeremy Lin. Oh, Ricky Rubio. Ricky Rubio. Jeremy Lin, I think, is the closest they have. Dude, first of all, I saw a pigeon in a four-way intersection out here at the corner. Dude, nothing is scarier.

A dead pigeon that had been hit. So, like, everybody's running over this thing. It looked like two pigeons, actually. Was it flat? Oh, they're both dead. I thought I saw two beaks in a stack. You know, they got a little... Stacked up.

It's stacked up. But I'm just like, oh, every time the light would change, it was just like, oh. Stacking bodies. One of my homegirls thinks pigeons are robots. Oh, that's... Homegirls. Yeah, she thinks the government plans them. That's insane, bro. and i wouldn't fuck that girl

brother because that ain't gonna end well i'd go on yeah i wouldn't be friends with her yeah i would keep your seed i'd keep your seed far from that bird we don't need more of those people on this planet the last thing you want to be doing is driving a kid across town every other weekend to somebody like that weekend visitations they're crazy pigeons the rats of the sky government didn't put those things there dog dude the government yeah we couldn't afford it i don't think we could afford it do my in-laws they try to stay over all the time really i'm not that cool i can kind of be an asshole. I'm like, what's going on here? And then I found out my guest room has that Helix mattress.

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Is she really? Yeah, she's giving me ideas on how to roast you i'm like mama theo relax what's going on here she went it's these greens brah she's hopped up man i don't know if i can i'm almost afraid to order another batch for her i mean it's good man she's full of them i mean and what i'm talking about is athletic greens uh the ultimate daily all-in-one health drink. 75 vitamins, minerals, whole food source ingredients. What are we doing, man? It's so tasty.

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What's going on right here? Oh, we talked about noodling last week. Nick, what's going on here? Chappelle actually heard after we posted our video with our big shirtless friend that went popular. There's like a queen of noodling. It's Hannah Barron. She's just a star. She had some video of her pulling out like a 40-pounder with her hand that got 15 million views.

Jesus Christ. And everybody was tagging her in all our videos. And I thought if we wanted to learn a little bit more about noodling, we could try FaceTiming her. I talked to her yesterday. She was cool with it. And she was like, just hit me up. She had a really busy day.

She was waiting for her elk mount. She had to get an AC for her boathouse. But she said try her. She hasn't responded today. So she might not even answer. All right. Well, let's chill out Tom Cruise of noodling. Do you want to try her?

I think you can find some five minutes for King of the Sting. I think the catfish can wait. You feel me? Well, should we try her? Let's try her, huh? Yeah, I think Dick's Sporting Good will give you 10 minutes of your time. Oh, I see what you're saying. I didn't know what we were talking about.

Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I mean, look at that fish. That thing is beefy, huh? Sticky catfish, yeah. I don't know how, I mean, look at that fish. That thing is beefy, huh? Sticky catfish, dude. You got to see one of her photos. Oh, there she is. Hey, Hannah.

Miss Noodle herself. Hey, Hannah. I'm sorry. Can you ask her to turn her camera? Then she can see both of you. Can you turn your camera sideways and you can see both of us? Yes, I'm going to my truck where I can hear a little better.

Oh, hell yeah. Amen. There it goes. What's up? We're just a couple of guys who are... We want to know more about noodling. Yeah, we want to know more. You're the queen.

Queen Noodle. I try. Hang on. I'm about in the truck where I can hear. I don't know noodling. I try. Hang on. I'm about to try a dragon here. I don't know any ideas. I don't know Noodle. Think of something right now. Jesus, dude.

I'm so nervous. Okay, there we go. We got the Michael Jordan of Noodle. No, keep talking. Be thinking. How are you? What's up, Hannah? We got the Jordan of Noodle.

Not much. I got here to pick me up the new refrigerator since mine decided to quit working on me. What happened to it? It's hard not to say. It was fitting for her wedding dress, so I figured I'd stop and see her. Oh, well, that's sweet. Who's getting married? They're getting married July 11th.

It was supposed to be in April, but, you know, the whole coronavirus stuff kind of messed that up. Yeah, well, and are you getting them? Do people, like, say if you have to get somebody a gift for their wedding do they look at you as like do they always think you're gonna bring them in something from kind of underwater like some fried catfish gonna be one of the bridesmaids oh wow that's beautiful i've got her some cooking stuff oh nice that's a lot of responsibility now so nobody reaches into the dark dark abyss and pulls out something that you could eat better than you um what do you think takes you to that next level as far as noodling goes like what is it about you do you have is it is it a body thing is it a brain thing like do you have lean arms is it do you have kind of you know do you have kind of wormish type of fingers

brendan has lean fingers yeah are you just fearless is it a fearless thing i think it's more of a crazy thing than fearless you gotta be a few notches off in the head all right i like that well i'd be pretty good at it then yeah brendan would just stay under there forever it's not it's not that bad i mean ever since i was little we've been i live in the middle of nowhere in south alabama you know cut a redneck upbringing is what i had and my dad's super big in the woods and on the water we run trot lines coming up i've hunted ever since i could walk i could clean a deer by myself when i was 10 years old so damn girl eight years ago actually when we started that it just kind of fit and so now you're good at catching these big dogs

underwater um do what is it does this transfer over into your dating life like are you like how is it for real and then these these land cats these men surfing turf yeah surfing turf girl harder than catching a catfish is it really i'm oh yeah i'm sure your dms are filled with noodlers. Yeah, that's true. Now, I have a whole album in my phone that's dedicated to screenshots of weirdos that either message me or comment on my stuff. I wish I could see that. There's a good chance our producer

Nick's in there. Oh, if he made that cut, then he said something pretty outlandish. How do you think I got around the show? Hannah, I think that would be a really funny book if you ever put that out, just to see all of the things, all of the unique pickup lines that somebody would send. There would just be so many funny angles people could go at. Especially the guy she gets, them southern bumpkins.

Hey, so is there a noodling season? Like, is there seasons to it? Good question. In some states, there is a legal season, but we're mostly in Alabama. We've noodled in Alabama, Tennessee, Illinois, Kentucky, North Carolina. We've noodled several places. But in Alabama, there's not a legal season. It's just when the water warms up

enough for them to bed and so right now their first start i've only caught one fish this year and she tore me up oh wow and so yeah my arm will be blue in a few days. God, that is sexy. Damn, girl. She's in that Ford Raptor, too. She beat me pretty good. Hey, and so what tears you up, their teeth or their whiskers? Their teeth is like sandpaper. That's a stupid question. Man, it was a good question.

Oh, and they just bite so hard. No, you're good. It's unbelievable, especially the blue cats, because mainly we catch flatheads and blue cats. Flatheads have a bigger mouth, but the blue cats bite about ten times harder. Boy, I'd love to go down there and try that. You're a flathead. I'd love to try that. You're a blue mouth.

Now, what about this, Hannah? So, when you reach under the water, do you just reach anywhere? Is it just like fishing where I just put the line in wherever? Like, do you have like a little worm in your hand? Like, what do you do? Well, we find where they're bedding. We've got hundreds of natural holes that we've found over the past eight years. They bed pretty much anywhere that sunlight can't get to because sunlight will

kill their eggs so we've under concrete is really good like under boat ramps and all we've got hundreds of natural holes under boat ramps under sea walls that we have found in every lake that we go to but we also put out boxes we've always started doing that in the past few years because it's just it's more fun you stick your arm in there and usually you don't have to get that deep in there and they're blowing your hand up oh hell yeah dude it's like uh kind of like a christmas at like kind of a gay men's club a little bit yeah they blow you up um blowing it up now because the concept of it is the catfisher when they first go in it's the male

and he's cleaning out the hole the nesting area for the female to come in and lay her eggs while she lays her eggs she leaves and the male stays in there so what they're doing is they're protecting their nesting area and their eggs because brim other fish will come in and eat their eggs so when you put your hand in there they're attacking you you. Wow. Now, do you have a hatred for catfish, or is it more of a sport thing? I love them. We eat a good bit of them, but most of them we turn back, and they go right back to their eggs. Oh, that's cool.

Amen. We're not hurting the fish. We've been doing it long enough that we know how to hold them where it doesn't hurt them at all. But we'll keep some of the smaller ones to eat, because we do love fried catfish. And what's the biggest one you've caught? Well, I caught a flathead last year, and there was two scales we used.

One of them said it was 61 pounds, and the other one said 76. Woo, doggy. So we just split it in half and said 67. But she was huge. She was a fang. she was swallowing me almost up to my elbow oh my god that is sexy when that catfish deep throws that elbow dog it gets naughty man fish are wild man i've seen some videos um so now are you able to compete with this like i mean you have such a huge following so many people are fascinated i think um are you are you able to compete with this? You have such a huge following. So many people are fascinated, I think.

Are you able to take this? Is there a competitive world for this? There's not much of one just because some people love it. People that try it either love it or they hate it. It can be dangerous. How so? The one fish I've caught this year was a blue cat. My biggest blue cat.

It was 61 pounds. It's the hardest I've ever been year was a blue cat. My biggest blue cat. It was 61 pounds. It's the hardest I've ever been bit. And they can break your arm. If they spin just right, they can break it. The fellow we go with a lot, he's been doing it for 50 years. His daughter actually got her arm broke by 50 or 60 pound fish. You ever reach in there and get surprised by a snapping turtle or anything? Never been anything but a catfish.

Now, we do have some places we go that's a little sketchy, and you'll be in the water, and you'll look up, and a gator head will pop up. Girl, I'm out. That's four yards from you. Now, what size are you in stature?

How tall are you, Hannah? I'm short as heck. I'm five foot flat. Wow. Five foot tall. And just wrangling these catfish. About 120 pounds. And wrangling these catfish.

Probably a pretty good fight every now and then. Yeah. I mean, that's amazing that with your stature, you know, you got more of a petite stature to go in there and get that. I mean, getting a fish that's 60 pounds that's half your body weight she's like the page van van of catfishing yeah um well it sucks about being short though sometimes when i can't touch to come up and get air everybody else can oh yeah toss on that snorkel girl yeah do you wear a snorkel my big fish i never tried that, which really, like the blue cat I caught the other day,

I keep going back to that because it's the only fish I've caught this year, and she about whooped my tail. Wow. I'm surprised more blind people don't try this sport. Really? Well, she doesn't need to see. It's all about feel. Oh, yeah, that's right. It's all about feeling, huh?

Well, you don't even have to feel. You just stick your arm in there. I used to go in with my hand open and feel around. But last year, I got this finger. One of them got a hold of it and twisted it, and they thought it broke my hand. Jesus. Like, my whole palm turned blue and everything, and we went and found out it was just really bad sprained. Damn.

Which I broke my hand a few times, and that hurt worse than when it was sprained. But now I go in with a fist. You just go straight in. So when they bite, they'll bite my whole arm. Damn, girl. Wow. And so this is the last question that I have is do you – shoot, I don't have it.

I don't have a question. Say something. Are you going to be noodling your entire life, you think? Like how long are you going to do this? Well, until I'm too old to. Does your mama noodle? My kids will. My mom doesn't.

What does she think about it? My dad does, but like I said, we just started about eight years ago when our local game warden, Brad Gavins, took us. Brad Gavins. Shout out to Brad. But my mom and dad are divorced. My mom wants to try it, so I'm probably going to try to take her. Sometime this year, she's getting pretty excited about it.

Are you surprised by the notoriety and the fame you've gotten from noodling? Yes. It was all an accident, really. I was always the weird girl in high school and all, because back then it wasn't cool to hunt and fish and all as a girl. In Alabamaama it's not cool i feel like the cool kid would show up in camo it wasn't then it was for the guys but not for the girls i've got breakups because i hunted too much oh wow yeah but the reason all of this started is we bought like a little piece of junk video camera eight years ago. No, not eight years ago.

This all started, the social media stuff started in 2016. We brought a little video camera just to test out. Recorded one video and I posted it on Instagram, catching about a 30-pound catfish. My cousin's talking in the background. It sounds like a redneck real bad. Yeah. Real bad. Real bad. Like worse than i do right now oh i like it but i posted that and it got reshared several times somebody reposted on facebook got over 20 million views ever since then it all started growing now

but it was all on accident i didn't send it to anybody it just happened and do you think it's because of the cat or do you think it's because you're an attractive lady well i think it's a little bit of everything plus my cousin talking sounding like a redneck in the background true and at that point nobody had really seen much noodling other than like the hillbilly hand fishing tvishing TV shows yeah it wasn't heard of much you know now I feel like it's growing a lot a lot more people are doing it but at that point I feel like you know it was unheard of yeah you sure did we wouldn't know about it if we didn't see you yep and I know me and Theo if we get into noodling we're gonna come down and see if

you'll take us out i don't know could we do it if we came down do you think we could fit emotionally handle it well i can't oh yeah we take new people all the time we've got several new people coming this year that have no idea my best friend can't swim and she's not sure if she's oh hell yeah i want to watch that. I'll go down underwater and get her. And I'll get the fish with you. Come on. It's a date. Hannah, thanks

so much. When we get near Alabama, we'll definitely come and experience this. That would be hilarious. Yeah, that'd be great. Thank you so much and best of luck at your friend's wedding. I hope you guys have a nice time. Thank you. I sure do appreciate it. I hope you guys have a nice time. Thank you. I sure do appreciate it.

I hope y'all are doing well, too. Yeah, we're good. Thank you. Take care. Protect them elbows. Thank y'all. Bye, Anna. Them fish don't stand a chance.

Wow. Dude, it's hard not to talk with an accent. I was like, well, god damn, girl. Really? Well, damn, girl, what you doing? Just, oh. Dude, what did you think of that uh that young lady um chapelle i thought it was insane that i saw people tagging her and that's

how i found it i sent it to uh nick i was like yo she's like the queen of noodling what would you think just now when we talked to her oh she's a great person she's very like you know great spirit what she's an attractive noodler yeah yeah yeah she. Yeah, she's cool. Yeah, if I were a fish, too, I'd go at her. Me, too. I'd try and bite her legs and shit. Dude, yeah. Rather than some budget-ass chick, you throw thick Tiffany down there, dog. Yeah, the fish ain't biting.

Yeah, dude. They're biting that. They're trying to deep throw their arm, aren't they? Yeah. Some of the fish definitely have more of a homoerotic tendency. Yeah, trying to suck on her neck and shit. Trying to give her hickeys and shit. Yeah.

And cowfish are thugs. Some of the fish are just like, hey, throw a man down here. You know? Throw that old boy out of here again. This hot hose back down here in the water. Bro, that's crazy that the animals in there are just ready to bite, you know?

Ready to go. Protecting the egg. That'd be scary. I don't know if I'm ready for it. Would you do it, Kat? I don't know. And it should be in your Would you do it, Kat? I don't know. And it should be in your blood. Vietnamese is a lot of fishing.

Yeah, a lot of fishing. My dad and my grandpa were fishermen in Vietnam before they left. Wow. So this should be right up your alley, Kat. It should be. It might be home base for you. You get in the water, it just feels natural. Yeah, imagine, Kat.

If you were this, imagine you could be a sensation, I feel like, in this sport. In noodling? Yeah, you could be the queen of noodling. Yeah. Rivals. If you want. If you want. I think quickly, if you went into it, you could definitely, you'd be, yeah.

You'd take it over. Probably get sponsorship. Because this is probably big in Vietnam, isn't it? You know, this sounds like something every Vietnamese fisherman probably does on the weekend. Do they have catfish in Vietnam? Yeah, we love catfish. Wow. This is just check, check, check, all boxes.

Her name's Cat. She's Cat Fishing. Cat, Cat Fishing. And you get your toes out, Cat. Oh, that's true. You put your foot in one of the holes. The boys go crazy. Started OnlyFans account for our noodling.

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Here's a young fellow right here who appears shirtless. Let's listen to him. We got a chance for Brendan to redeem himself. Another name game. Got it last week. Old tiramisu, old dessert shop over here, huh? What's this emo Zac Efron got for us? What's up, Brendan and Theo?

Got a name game for you guys. Since none of you can top each other with desserts or cheeses. How about some TV shows? Bang, bang. Guzz, guzz. Ooh, we got that legacy flag up

above him. What did you... TV shows. There's billions. I mean... That's one. There's billions of... That is one.

Billions? Billions? You're going to start with billions? Yeah. I'll go with Narcos. Ooh. I mean, I guess we're allowed to mispronounce them. I'm going to go with In the Heat of the Night.

Ooh. Good one. Good show, huh? Great show. I'm going to go with In the Heat of the Night good one something you could use more of a little show called Friends okay respect somebody's been obviously reading my journal let me think about a good one my journal. Let me think about a good one.

I'm going to go with I will go with the great show. It is called Just the Ten of Us. Remember that old television show? I thought that would be your first one for sure. It's a good one. Something Theo doesn't believe in. The Big Bang.

Okay. Respect. Respect, man. True facts. Facts. Alright, I'm going to go with the television show here too. And this television show is going to be called Modern Family. We're going

Primetime ABC on the Family Channel. Primetime, primetime, primetime. I'm gonna go with a little show called Seinfeld. Rest in peace Jerry Stiller.

Wow. Shout to Jerry Stiller. Wow. Shout to Jerry Stiller. Yeah, that's a good call, man. I'm going to go with a famous show called My Two Dads. Popular good show that only had two seasons. Is that a real show?

My Two Dads? There it is is right there. Oh, wow. Look at it. Look at it. Paul Reiser. Paul Reiser and that other guy. That other guy who's probably passed away at this point.

That dude was... Oh, his name's Dick Butkus? That guy was a legend, bro. Dick Butkus, yeah. Well, I think Dick Butkus, the famous football player, was in it. Oh, yeah. Greg Evigan. Apparently, I guess his name... Yep, Greg Evigan. Apparently, that guy's name was Greg Evigan.

Look at Paul Reiser. A little something that I believe called Family Matters. Ooh. Then I'm going to full house you, dog. Ooh. Stay in the same block, dude. TGIF, baby. Yeah, we can full house it.

I'm going to step by step. What's up, dog? Well, if you need me, bro, I'll be... I'll noodle with Hannah, bro. I don't need to snorkel because I got the Torkel sons. Well, you can find me in the Fresh Prince of

Ballet. That's a good one, bro. That's a good one, bro. That's a good one. All right, I'm going to roll with a really good television show that people have seen on

television. And this show is going to be called The Price is Right. Game shows count? That might be disqualification. What are we talking about? That might be a disqualification.

What? Yeah, price is right. That's not a TV show. If we're going technicalities, we might have to go back to Big Bang. Well, it's the Big Bang Theory, dog. Oh, that's a good point. At least it's a TV show. You're talking game shows. Okay, I didn't know. back to Big Bang Big Bang third wall this the Big Bang Theory at least at least it's a TV show you talking game shows okay I know well I don't know dude I mean TV show is TV show that's a game show what do you think chin chin's the

judge for name game honestly when I first heard price right I thought oh that's a game show not a TV show still TV show but That's what I thought. It's still a TV show. It's still a TV show, but not in this particular moment, this category. Well, that doesn't make any sense because you said it is still a TV show. It's a show on TV. When you said that, I went, oh, dude. Oh, I didn't feel good about saying it.

You knew you were off, dog. I knew I was like, okay, we're just going to take this into a different genre of TV shows. Here's the thing. I've seen it on a TV. Yeah, we're not watching it on a microwave. Yeah, but then you could call sports, say basketball games, say football games. Yeah.

Bowling games. That's silly. First 48. It's almost like the whole game is ridiculous. Yeah. We keep going all night. I know. The entire episode is going to be me and him naming shows. Let me tell you. Because I'm going to hit you with that Grey's Anatomy.

What's up, bro? Bro, I'll hit you with, I'll go with that sweet show that everybody likes, Chicago Fire. What? Is that a show? Yeah, it's a show. Just naming shows at this point, dude. Was not sure at the end of that one. I'll hit you with that old but goodie called Coach.

What's up, dude? Shout out to Van Dyke. Coach is good, dude. Coach is good, man. And that guy died, too, I think. Coach did. No, he's still alive. Wait, are you talking, okay, Coach the show?

Yeah. Okay. I just want Coach bags. All right, bro. I'll go with a really good show that a lot of people don't think of that often because they're not as smart as me. And that show is probably going to be called... Rescue 911. Very good show.

All right. That's a new one, right? That's the old one, the original. I'm going to hit you with that True Detective, seasons one and two. What? That's streaming. That's streaming. That's on HBO.

We're doing streaming? You did a game show. Chin. I don't think it counts. Wow. Are we still counting prices right though? No. We kept playing.

So those two cancel shows out there. All right. Okay. So it can't be on premiere? Those are like movie shows. First of all, I'm going to say something to this fellow. Because I kicked it off with Narcos. I'm going to say this shirtless Boo Radley who sent in this video from obviously the inside of his grandparents' attic out here.

Give us something specific, man. TV shows? You could say acres of land. We could do forever. We've got to get more specific. Don't give us things that are green. You know what I'm saying? Come on, man.

Things that are green would be pretty good, actually. Better than TV shows would go all fucking way. Yeah, just forever, man. You know? Fair enough, fair enough. Desserts was pretty open-ended, and it was a good time last week. Desserts was fine. Game shows are fine.

I mean, you lost with a game show, but it's whatever. Well, I mean, and then you lost also. Not with True Detective. That's a TV show. It's a streaming show. No, it's not. It's on HBO. I don't have HBO. HBO has been around. That's a TV show. It's a streaming show. No, it's not. It's on HBO. I don't have HBO. HBO's been around

for years, man. Forever. I think because you guys are going on you guys are doing sitcoms, like funny sitcoms or stuff that we grew up with. Okay, so sitcoms is what we should have done then. HBO's tagline is, it's not TV, it's HBO. I don't know if that counts. Yeah, but still not streaming. Yeah, you're right. It's a TV show.

True Detective, there's seasons. Yeah, I don't even know. what's a good point yeah but still not streaming yeah you're right it's a TV show they're all TV shows they're seasons yeah I don't even know look I'm fine with I'm fine with blaming it on this guy

I'm fine with that alright gang emo Zac Efron alright yeah get damn specific dude okay like things you might put on top of your body

like a shirt and here's the thing. Also, if you send in one, you have to be shirtless when you send it in from now on. Yeah, no. How about types of meat? Yeah, types of meat. Cuts of meat. Types of meat.

Things you can... Things at a kid's birthday party. Yep. Should we go cuts of meat real quick? Improv two? Or we can move on. We got talent show. Let's keep it moving I think

word so last week we retired the rap game little brows demolished the winner 92 to 8% and so this week we're gonna do our name game but I thought before we did we bring in a celebrity judge he's actually got theme music. Please be a celebrity. Oh. Oh, dang. Oh. Little Browse is jumping in. Mm-hmm.

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What's up, you talented dude? Brow's in the building. Brow's in the building. We're like a giant Dominic Cruz. What's going on? What's up, dog? What's good? The champ, the killer, man.

Well, Brow's got to pop this off real quick. Dude, welcome. Thanks for having me. That's why I'm here, man. That's crazy, bro. The legend himself. That's crazy to see you, man. What's going on? Not much, man.

People love the song, man. Yeah, no, it's been good. I didn't know you guys were right here. I play, like, hacky sack in this park all the time. Get a job, yeah yeah you're talking to a guy who's only good at the only sport he's good at is cheerleading yeah this guy couldn't hack you to save his life um what's going on man you live here in la yeah i live i live right around here oh wow that's crazy bro did you know did you know your uh rap submission was gonna fucking set the

world on fire dude i was just driving through a Chick-fil-A parking lot, and I heard some stuff going in. I was like, I can go in on this. I think I can penetrate that. And then you just dominated. Yeah, just go in. Have you seen some of those submissions? Yeah.

I mean, I think my favorite one. It's a little cringy. My favorite one was the guy that's like, what did he say? Just a couple of words. He's like, things. Yeah, they got bad. Yeah. Yeah. They got bad. like yeah they got bad yeah yeah they got bad yeah they got bad man that urban lady the lady that did that remember by the window urban lady then there's that one dude who's like i'm about to kill little brows he's like

this is off the top of the dome then it was real racial yeah yeah yeah he was also white he dropped the n-bomb and he was white yeah Yeah, it was tough. And then some people just wrote death threats to you. We didn't even send those to you, man. Yeah, I got a couple of them. So what are you doing now? He's the guest job? This is like America Got Talent. What's up, dog?

What you got, Nick? Before we get to the submissions, we have one more surprise for Little Brows. We can bring that in because we wanted to honor him since we retired. A new car! Close. Just as filthy. We got that strap, baby. We got that strap.

Thank you, Colin, for bringing that in. Yeah, thank you, Colin. Wow. Bro, way nicer than the strap that I got from Fighter and the Kid the first time. The first one, come on, it was my first belt. Yeah, way nicer than the strap that I got from Fighter and the Kid the first time. The first one? Come on. It was my first belt.

Yeah, the second one. The second one is first team all Hulk Hogan. Damn, look at the brows on there, too. Damn, that's tight, bro. Very thick. That's really tight. Damn, that belt is dope. Let's see that thing.

Oh, yeah, take that strap. We got to get a picture with him with that. Yeah. Look at that. That's cool. And Papio, I think Papio Toon did that cartoon. Yes, he did. Oh yeah that's cool and papio i think papio tune did that uh cartoon yes he did oh that's dope bro damn that shit is dope well you're retired now man and that fur rear on it he's got that fur side nothing the one you got me was sharp on the back yeah it had more of like a astroturf feel to it. Very dangerous, man.

Damn, that's awesome, bro. Hell yeah, you deserve it, man. You crushed it, dude. I appreciate it. I walk out to it on all my shows. I mean, once everything opens up, I'm trying to turn up with you guys, open it up for everybody. Oh, that would be dope. You do a live King the Sting, he opens it up.

Yeah, that'd be really cool, man. Do it at the store, that'd be filthy. That'd be a lot of fun. Do you do a lot of other music stuff what type of stuff do you do so i really just got into putting music out like over the past six months like i've been making music since i was younger and my older brother would always rap and stuff so i would like got into it and i just kept getting a little better and better but um yeah i think i was just always too scared to like take it serious and put stuff out it's tough being a white rapper right yeah and I really don't even like dude

Honestly, like I'm more into just making like actual songs, but I do that for like the shock value So kind of had to slide in here with the bars, but then I'm trying to transition into like actual music. Good luck Yeah, yeah, that's dope. You're talented dude, man Yeah, I noticed in the follow-up when I thought it was funny at the end where you guys just had like the guys dance and This stuff. Oh, we were mobbing out. That was Derek was out there Ohio word. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They got good rappers in Ohio. Yeah Miller rest in peace. He's not from MGK Cuddy right that's like the first rap i

ever heard was like bone thugs in harmony my brother played it for me when i was like 10 and they they do the real quick like hit him in a minute whenever they want to get him up because of the 90 like that type of quick chop flow like mgk does so i got exposed to that big brows your brother rap he can rap yeah he can rap still rapper no no he kind of like freestyles around a little bit yeah yeah yeah yeah ad li. Adlibs. That's dope. Little freaking brows. What a surprise, huh? That's so dope.

Good job, Nick. Did you have... Whenever you put your rap in, when you first, like, okay, they got some competitors, did you think some of those were going to be legit? To be honest, usually when people are like, let me show you my music, it's usually not that great. Oh, yeah. You know, I do that, too. I don't like to really be honest, usually when people are like, let me show you my music, it's usually not that great. Oh, yeah.

You know, I do that, too. I don't like to really be like, hey, check this out, because I know it's going to be like, eh. But I just feel pretty confident in my ability. So I was like, I'm just going to submit that, and whatever happens, happens. Yeah, that was dope. Yeah, and this is kind of the perfect environment for it, too. It's fun. It's kind of lighthearted.

It's a little bit ridiculous. We didn't expect it to be that good. It was really dope. Well, you know, the submissions were terrible. I'll be wandering around my apartment. Let's just be real about it, man. Shout out to all the people that sent it. There was some real cat shit.

The last one was the guy with the damn weed. Remember that guy with the damn candle or whatever? He DM'd me. Yogi? He hit me on the dms trying to shoot a video i'm like it's gonna get i can't do a seance like i don't know what's going on with that yeah he dm'd me too he's like i know my shit's weird but that shit's fire i pretend i didn't see it damn well now he knows don't at me and you guys didn't see the ones we

didn't play on the show i mean it's a's a different level. Poor Nick has to go through them, for God's sake. I would love to do a Cats Rap Battle Roast sometime where we go through those because there's plenty left over, and some of them are comically bad. That'd be hilarious. Yeah, maybe we'd have Browse back in and just go through some of the submissions that came in. Yeah. That'd be so funny. And just really just burn them.

Just an all rap battle, and we'd just roast them. Yeah. That'd be fun. Damn. We'll have a little Browse there. Because we'll talk about some of them on the episode and then I'll watch the episode back

and I'll be like, Jesus, that shit was awful. Me too. What were we doing? We're all, hey. And then I'll watch back

and I'm like, oh my God, what were we doing? Dude, it's funny because, but I'll just be at home just writing like a, I don't know,

a suicide note or something and I will, and you're, but your beat and your theme will come right up into my head i'll play it man yeah yeah it's good i'm gonna have to yeah i'm gonna have to find some ways to incorporate it in a it's great live show that's dope um keep making music man we need the old round oh yeah yeah i'm gonna put some inspirational stuff and shoot it over to you yeah so it dragged you out of that so. It's all, don't give up now. Don't give up. Stick with it.

I know you. Got it. It's not that bad. So did you move out here to work in entertainment or what? I actually moved out here to get sober, to be completely honest. Which is kind of random because I went into LA and just kind of the reverse. It's a lot to come to get sober. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It makes no sense. But yeah, I no sense but yeah i was just like fucking up what was your drug of choice

opiates oh man yeah nothing like good painkiller yeah it got dark yeah yeah or fun yeah for a little bit yeah opiates are big in the midway i guess everywhere huh yeah the pills it was like pills and stuff yeah we're talking oxy yeah that. Wow. Yeah, your mouth ain't watering. Yeah, there's nothing like going on in the Midwest. Like when I go home, it's just like, you know, small town, one stop light. Yeah. What do you got, Nick? So we got our talent show submissions.

I figured Lil' Browz can be our guest judge and you guys can talk through it. These were all over the board because we were so unspecific. Should we give it a 1 through 10? Like they do, you know? So I'll give a number, you give a number, Browz gives a number? Oh, yeah, let's do that. I love that. I'll have cards next time.

Yeah, that'd be great. And we can get more specific, too, because like I said, these are all over the board, but I'm just playing all the best ones we got. Gang, bro. This is from Jay Anthony. That muscle T on son. I like where this is going. Did you just say he's beautiful?

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I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. You can never say never Why don't we know in town That time is younger now Than we were before Don't let me go

Don't let me go Is this who's trapped inside a Chappelle? Is he seeing this from a locker room at Gold's gym? His membership ran out? I definitely feel like if we... That tank? The problem is the tank is so distracting, dude. If he just wore a regular fit, he'd be fine.

Well, I'm not talking about his body? Sam Smith got beefy. Man, he's pretty good. Chin knows how to sing. Chin, what do you think of this dude? Once again, his thing, what he's wearing and how he looks, it's hard for me to focus on the singing. He's a good looking dude.

It's just the teeth. He has ability. Here's how you do it. Don't think about him like that. Just listen to this thing yeah he's got ability here's how you do it don't think about wearing his skin and just close your eyes yeah yeah he has ability i don't think he's great but he's got ability there's something there he's pretty good browser musician you know yeah i like how he did it in that room it's got like the reverb and the acoustics it gave kind of like that 90s feel to it

with that like kind of creep, like don't let me go, like that type of stuff. That kind of set a vibe for me. And I feel like that is what is playing in Chappelle's head every day. That's what's in Chappelle's heart. Wakes up hearing that.

If we cut Chappelle's veins right now, this comes bursting out. Oh, yeah. I wanted to sing with him, to be honest. I was like, oh. Well, do it. If you feel it, do it, son. And what do we give? Do we have to give him what? One out of ten. One out of ten. I'm going to with him, to be honest. I was like, oh. Well, do it. If you feel it, do it, son. And what do we give?

Do we have to give him what? One out of ten. One out of ten. I'm going to give him a seven. I'm going to give this man a dang nine. Because I feel like we're going to see some real dog shit. What do you think, Travis? I'm going to give him a strong seven just because it reminded me of like a seventh grade homecoming dance with that vibe he curated. Yeah, he did. I'm going to give him a strong seven just because it reminded me of a seventh grade

homecoming dance with that vibe he curated. Yeah, he did. So we got seven, seven, nine. Add this shit up. Should we do five? Because these two are so music too. Chappelle's saying all the small things.

What do you think, Chappelle? He's saying all the small things that a mall in Scottsdale once. And Chin also does music. We'll open up to five. Yeah, we might as well. I give him eight. I give him eight. Okay.

Because I like the song. Okay. That's a good song. Chin? Good song. I'll give him six because he's above average, but he has room to grow. 37. 37 for the first one.

All right. 37. Great submission, submission man he definitely has skills yeah oh yeah bro yeah i wonder if he weren't in jack if we would have yes what that effect would have had on us the the the t-cut is tough man hey let him live bro yeah i am let the guns breathe slipknot wears mask wears masks. Yeah, dude. Okay? Jesus. They wear masks in jumpsuits. Yeah, Tony Romo, calm down, dude.

Have a couple ribs and chill, bro. All right, John Mack and Gro. Yeah, this is a unique look. Oh, this beat, my friend. King. Seeing vocal tryouts. I only have one take of this because I will ruin my voice doing it, but this is my hero and yours james brown hope you guys like it okay

not what i was expecting out of this young man i don't care i'm bound to pass About your past I just want Our love to last I don't care Darling About your faults I just want to satisfy your pulse

when you kiss me Is he in there? When you miss me Hold my hand Make me understand I break out Damn In a cold sweat I got the feeling

Oh, shit. You're breaking out. Baby, baby, I got the feeling Oh, damn. Okay. This is Baltimore. This is Baltimore? Are we coming into it now? Right sad frat up in this bitch, huh? Yeah, he's in there.

That thing heavy, huh? Oh, yeah. Honey, please don't go Please, please don't go Ooh, I was expecting. Split more of a Green Day vibe out of him. Wait, what are people supposed to be singing? Anything they want?

Whatever they want. It's just vocals, dog. It's up to you. It's an open category. Whatever you want to sing, man. The rap really evolved. We can hone it in. But yeah, they're all over the board today.

I'm going to give him a six. I think this man seemed like a nice man. I like the camera look. It's nice. They got a nice camera. Real think he... I like the camera look. It's nice. They got a nice camera. Real professionally done. The mic. Yeah, and the mic. Now, before you give him a score, remember last dude did it in a tank top in Gold's gym. Yeah.

He did it in a legit studio. And that's exact drop-dead Fred. What I say, right said Fred? Yeah. You know exactly what I'm talking about. I knew what you were talking about. He looks spot on. Spot on what you were talking about. He looks spot on. Spot on. Come on, Doug.

He definitely has that kind of green day. He has that green day look a little. I'm going to go with the 8 for this man right here. I like his effort. I thought he was fearless in some of his lines. He really committed 100%. And he seemed like a decent man. I'm going to give him an eight just because he was really losing himself like if you see his facial expressions he was like

like really blacking out in it uh i don't know what like it felt like he was trying to put like four like i felt like if we would have let that play it would have went for like 20 minutes i don't know how many songs he was doing chatty i think he's playing just the hits yeah yeah like all the hits. But his voice was dope, so I'll give him an eight. That note is a great note. 90 seconds are left for these submissions. This was over four minutes.

90 seconds are left. Jesus Christ. The effort. I'm still giving him a six. Would you give him an eight? Yeah, I gave him an eight. You gave him an eight? Chappelle? Six.

He was flat. Sorry. Jin's like... I'm going off of music. Only just going off of actual music. Chin Cal over there. Chin Cal. Chin Cal, everybody. Simon Cal. Cal Loon.

Simon Yee. What do you got, Nick? That guy got 36. What'd the last guy get? 37. Mm-hmm. This came from Chappelle's suggestion that it's all talent. That guy got 36. What did the last guy get? 37. This came from Chappelle's suggestion that it's all talent, just maybe a skate video. Wow.

Damn. Is it you, Nick? I am in flow black rifle coffee. I'm ready to go. Just hit the skateboard. I hate on me. I do not mind. Oh, this is singing. I feel like the type of dude that got a pack of matches in his pockets at all times. I think this is more for me. Sliding into my DMs. A couple of you tried but couldn't beat them. That shit's dope. It's hard to judge this against singing, though, you know? Yeah, what kind of singing is it? We said talent show.

But if we just want singing, do we want them to be king in the Sting songs? We've got to get a little bit worse. I don't know, man. You guys have lost me with your own contest, with our own contest. Skateboarding threw me for a loop. I thought it was just straight up singing contest. Yeah. But we said talent show.

We did? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Remember, I wanted just straight up singers. All right. Don't go crazy. All right, damn, too. No, remember, it's another singer. Let's take out straight up singers. All right. Don't worry. Yeah. All right. Damn, Chad.

No, remember, it's another singer. Let's take out the skateboarding. Fair enough. Give us this singer. Beautiful, bro. Here's a singer right here. Send me all the skateboarding submissions. What the fuck?

Is that real? One. That body bass. Damn. What the fuck? Huh? That's aggressive, man. Yeah, it's traditional. Some culture and stuff, man. Yeah, it's traditional. Some cultures and stuff, bro.

Native. You farted into the mic. There weren't a lot of submissions, guys. Jesus. Dangerous graph, whatever. I feel bad for Little Brow's coming all the way out here. Me too. That's the first thing I thought.

To judge this bullshit. I was like, how embarrassing that we bring in the champ. The guy who won, the champ. The champ drove all the way down here. And show him what it's getting to be after. It's all downhill from here, Little Brow's. It's falling off. How do you think we can make the submissions better?

What do you think we could do? I'd probably focus on one category, maybe like singing or something, or just certain specific things. That's why it's all singers, then all something else maybe. But yeah, I've seen all of these. These are all in my DMs right now. I think this guy sent me a thing.

The skateboarding guy sent me a thing. I thought this was just some random guy from Minnesota or some shit. But yeah. Wow. I'm going to give this guy a negative two. Yeah, I could do that, man. I could do that, bro.

I'd give that a one. So we're going to have to open up to just singing. Fair enough. But like anything, right? Any country, R&B, whatever. Just singing. Yeah, we're going to be singing about. I thought they were supposed to be singing about King and the Sting.

No. They're singing about anything? Just how good they are. Yeah, it's going to be tough if you limit to just King and the Sting. But just at least make sure they're not like some produced video that you're just trying to get seen. Like, talk to us. You're recording it just for this show. That's a rule.

Well, that's how I think we make it a unique. I think maybe we need to make a song, man. We need a song. We need a rule. Well, that's how I think we make it a unique. I think maybe we need to make a song, man. We need a song. We need a lyrics. Should we? Oh, a contest for a new outro? Retire Lil' Brow's outro? No offense.

I don't know if we retire the outro. That shit goes hard. Yeah. Damn, Nick. Bring the guy in and fucking tell him, what are we going to trade him for? Farty boy? We retire a song and make them watch this bullshit? Right.

Just play the skate video at the end of every episode. Well, I think maybe we need to write a song and have lyrics and that's what they have to sing. I'm just trying to think, how do you... But then it's going to be the same thing every time, isn't it? It's going to be a lot harder for people to do original music. Yeah, I don't think you do original music. So we don't know what we're doing. It just a singing contest like those first two but we want

someone's a skateboard yeah but we're not doing skateboarding or the fuck boy who played the guitar i know but we're just gonna judge their voices well all right we can talk about after the show yeah but we can't because then no one's going to know about it. I mean, you know, not in a bad way, but we can, but it's just not going to be known. I think it's singing competition. I think anything, like even karaoke stuff. Like just play a backing track, sing whatever you think you do best. A little sample of it. Country, R&B, choir stuff even, whatever.

Whatever you want. Just show them pipes. We're judging pipes. Is it acapella? No, whatever the fuck you want, man. All right, fine. We're just judging your voice. Okay, I'm the guy who's bad, and this is the shit we have.

Okay? A buffet of straight shit. One man pooted at the end. No, in the beginning. And you guys think that's... In the beginning. Yeah, some guy's singing out of his butt. He kicked this track off farting in our face.

Yeah. That's what we're doing. And that's what we deserve, too, after this bullshit. You know what? We asked for this, didn't we? Yeah, we did. We asked for this. We weren't specific enough.

Yeah, we did, man. Nothing works in here. Place is falling apart. We retired Lil' Brows. Got the most famous noodler in the world. Got Lil' Brows in studio. That's a good point. Pretty good episode.

Yeah, it's been legit. It's been legit. We just got to narrow down that singing competition. Yeah. It's a singing competition. Fair enough. No more skateboarding. No more fucking hacky sack.

Just straight up singing. Separate contest. I think a talent show, like people doing weird shit. They're juggling with their feet or something. Yeah, maybe next year, you know? Oh, right. Fair enough. Stupid. This is Debate Club. Here's a guy. G'day, fellas. Tuning in from

Down Under, coming at you with that Movid 19. Now, I've got a quick one for you. Quentin Tarantino films or Martin Scorsese? Any whoosie? Orangutans, butt fuzz. Cheers, boys. Cheers.

Good day, son. Cheers, mate. What did he say? Quentin Tarantino or Martin Scorsese films? Quentin Tarantino would be Django, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 and 2. Dust Till Dawn. Dust Till Dawn. Reservoir Dogs. Four Ro four rooms i don't think so

yeah did he do that yeah he did this one's kind of this one's kind of fine this one's kind of easy for me okay i would go with uh quentin tarantino all the goddamn day. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is top three for me. Well, Martin Scorsese. He did Goodfellas, Casino, The Irishman, Wolf on Wall Street. What else? Oh, he did Wolf on Wall Street? Yeah.

Did I make that up? Did he not do? Oh, he did Wolf on Wall Street. Who did Silver Lining Playbook? Either one of them? Nope. Oh, he did well for Wall Street. Who did Silver Lining playbook? Either one of them? Nope. Oh, he did the Departed. It was the Departed.

It goes hard. Departed ain't that good, bro. Oh, you out your goddamn mind. Fuck all y'all, bro. You just don't understand it. Gangs of New York goes hard. It's all right. The Butcher?

He did the 50-year argument gutter. Silver Linings playbook was David O. Russell. Yeah. David O. Russell. So really, with Martin Scorsese, it's fucking Casino, Goodfellas. Right? That's his big voice. Yeah.

Against Pulp Fiction and what would be his biggest one? Pulp Fiction and... What do you think, Chappelle? I would go with Tarantino. Okay, browse. Tarantino for me too. Tarantino. I'll go with your boy...

You just shit on all of Martin's movies, by the way. I did? Yep. All right. Then I'll go with... I wish one of them had done Groundhog Day, but I will go with Tarantino then. Good movie.

All day. What else you got, Nick? King of the Stingit. What's up, guys? This is Derek from New Hampshire. Theo, just finished watching our boy Thug Nasty absolutely lay it down tonight. Was laying on those spider monkey hitters left and right.

Was hyping up to my boys all day saying he was going to show up. Glad he did. Much respect to him. But I got to king or sting it, guys. UFC with or without the crowd. Pretty interesting to hear our guy Joe Rogan and each camp talking to the fighters. But also pretty awkward when nobody's clapping when somebody wins. So let me know what you guys think.

Brandon, I'm sure you've got something to say. You should probably chime in there. Cat, I want to hear you too. Nick, Chin, what's up? Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. Huge fan, guys. Buzz, buzz, young man.

You watched them? Yeah. Everyone watched them? Little Brows, you watch UFC? Yeah. Definitely prefer the crowd. I like the crowd. I like the energy of the crowd you know yeah

shitty judging with a crowd or without a crowd yeah need a crowd man need a crowd need a crowd well i mean you've been out there like what what do you think i've also fought with no crowd on ultimate fighter there's no crowd oh wow ultimate fighter is like six people in the arena and so yeah what is so what how does it it's i mean for the fighters it depends a guy like uh seroni or some of these other guys who the pressure might get to him no crowd they perform better like i thought i thought seroni won that fight yeah i thought he won that fight too yeah he did well yeah but you know you don't you want a crowd man yeah you want the energy yeah it was awkward i thought it just as a viewer you know i don't have you know, you want a crowd, man. You want a crowd. You want the energy. Yeah, it was awkward.

I thought just as a viewer, you know, I don't have your introspection into it. But just as a viewer person, I thought that it was weird when you could hear the corners and what they were talking about. I like that. Imagine you're sitting there and you can hear like… It's an advantage. Oh, really? It's an advantage. Huh. Because you can hear like... It's an advantage. Oh, really? It's an advantage. Huh.

Because you can hear them helping you out. You can hear your corner clear, but you can also hear their corner. You can hear everything they're saying. And then some fighters would pick up what DC was saying, who's brilliant, and they started using his techniques. Wow. Like Greg Hardy was like, he should be kicking more. That leg's there, and they start kicking more.

Damn. There's an advantage to not having a crowd, but from a spectator view, you want a crowd. Yeah. What did you guys think? I thought everyone fought their best. You don't watch it, do you? Everyone fought their best.

Were you busy watching old Nirvana videos? Paramount Theater, 1991, yeah. Browse, what did you think about it? Yeah, I think from a spectator point of view, it just felt kind of awkward to me just because I was like, I thought it was like, the first time I heard it, I thought someone edited the audio out, and it was like one of those deep fake videos.

Then I was like, oh, this is just how it is. Yeah, and then you can also hear the kicks. You hear the kicks? Yeah like kicks you hear the kicks yeah you can hear the kicks too the slapping and then they had rogan dc and anik on different ends of the octagon so then you don't have the vibe of all them together feeding off each other oh really yeah so they're far away oh so they were still good they're the bat they're the best in the sport but you didn't have that that energy right imagine we're just showing you you're like over there that's suck that's like bob and tom they have a show and you're like over there. That'd suck.

That's like Bob and Tom. They have a famous show in the Midwest called Bob and Tom, or they used to. And in the beginning, the guys were like right next to each other, and then over the years they didn't get along, and they were literally like 25 feet from each other in the same studio. And the show probably sucked. I can't remember what it turned into. It might still be going on, but they just weren't sitting.

They were like across the room from each other. I remember when I went on, but they just weren't sitting. They were not. They were like across the room from each other. I remember when I went in, they were across the room from each other. And is Bob also Super Mario? Actually, one of them died, I think. Bob or Tom. So, I think put R.I.P. Bob or Tom.

R.I.P. Died. He looks just like Super Mario. Anyway. Anyway. Yeah, definitely need a crowd, though. Crowd for sports. What else you got, Nick?

So, as a palate cleanser to the talent show, figured we'd have some real talent. We'll have Lil' Brows rap us the way out. Gang shit, bro. And we got a little uh video for it as well okay let's get it oh shit who made this video you'll see years ago bro browser let's do it oh king in this thing yeah shop records let's go shout out to the culture corner hey yeah yeah let's go look brennan and theo fighter and weight i gotta go in and go hard in the paint i do not think i am in flow black rifle coffee i'm ready to go i need a sponsor i am a monster about to open up with

this in my concerts flow is contagious browser I write thicker than girls letter Instagram famous damn hungry like I'm fresh off keto See a red like Andrew Santino every song a hit like the great Bambino Brennan ate the queso and the quesadillas But everything's gonna be fine. Hey, hey, don't me I do not mind Hey, you're looking like the type of do the gotta case a Mountain Dew on him at all times They sliding into my DMs A couple of them tried but couldn't beat him Quit playin' like Nintendo DS You don't want to smoke like Joey Diaz

Meaning y'all edible Just got my eyebrows threaded and I'm feelin' incredible Brennan's son hit me up He said it's too loud in the club, could you pick me up? King and a stink, ay King and a stink, ay King and a stink, B-stink Rat sting, aye King in a sting, bee sting, rat king, yeah King in a sting, yeah, king in a sting Got the bees in a trap, got the cheese in a string, yeah

King in a sting, yeah, king in a sting, yeah King in a sting, bee sting, rat king. King and a sting. Yeah. King and a sting. Got the bees in a trap. Got the cheese on a string. Oh, yeah. Dang. Wow. Dang. Oh.

This is my favorite episode, bro. Wow, man. That shit was hard. Congratulations, bros. Thank you so much, man. You're the man, brother. Yeah. Yeah, man.

Much respect, man. Just added a whole new level to the show. And thank you so much. And thank you, Cat and Chin and Nick and Chappelle. Thank you, brother. Yeah, bro. Keep touching me, dog. Brendan and Theo, fighter in weight.

I got to go in and go hard in the paint. I do not think. I am in flow. Black rifle coffee, I'm ready to go. I need a sponsor. I am a monster. About to open up with this at my concerts. Flow is contagious. Brows are outrageous. Th am a monster. About to open up with this at my concerts. Flow is contagious.

Brows are outrageous. Thicker than girls that are Instagram famous. Damn. Hungry like I'm fresh off keto. Seeing red like Andrew Santino. Every song I hit like the great Bambino. Brennan ate the queso and the quesoritos. But everything's gonna be fine.

Hate on me. I do not mind. Theo looking like the type of dude that got a pack of matches in his pockets at all times. They sliding into my DMs. A couple of matches in his pockets at all times. They sliding into my DMs. A couple of you tried but couldn't beat him. Quit playing like Nintendo DS. You don't want to smoke like Joey Diaz.

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Got the bees in a trap, got the cheese on a string Brendan and Theo, fighter in Creole Shout out New Orleans and shout out to CO Colorado, more specifically Boulder Brendan came in with a chip on his shoulder But it's still gold and yet it's still fire If you don't like king and the sting, you're a liar Brendan's got like a thousand different hustles One of them's that Nordstrom rack doing tires We'll be right back. Smoking cigarettes with a snapback on About to hit the crib and turn Snapchat on It's all good, we still mess with you

1811 Pico Boulevard, go get that hater Derrick and Cat, y'all doing great Thursday upload, not a minute late Y'all wanted to rap, I had to demonstrate Brand new studio, y'all feeling great Putting Chris Delano in his place Now let's go and get you in a game King in the sting, king in the sting

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