The Golden Hour - Episode 73: Burger Boys

Episode Date: June 12, 2020

The guys partake in the very first King And The Sting Burger Shootout!, between 5 Guys, In-N-Out, McDonald's and Shake Shack, and talk Vitiligo Beauties, Quavo Graduating High School, Community College, Theo's Drew Brees Controversy, Chris D'Elia On Roids, Ass Waxing, Cat's Dating Life and much more!ShipStation - https://shipstation.com/ offer code: KATSAthletic Greens - https://athleticgreens.com/katsHelloFresh - https://hellofresh.com/60kats use code: 60KATSSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's soft and it's tasty, it tastes like butter. That's the realest shit. That's a player? That's a bum. What up, man? What's up, bro? Shut up, man. Bro, look at that.

That's all I want. That's the city? Bro! That's the city! Fuck you! Hey, this is for you. This is the city. Bro!

Bro! How you doing? Yo! Bro! Let's get in studio right now. Let's get in studio. Gang gang. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz.

Back off my broccolini. Get your life together. It is. Don't touch me, bro. I'm not touching you, dude. Let's see if one goes with that outfit you got on, bro. Hell yeah. That polo.

That business look, man. I got to go to do some business today. He got it tucked in and everything. Are we shooting this? Y'all don't have any style, man. That's the problem with you guys. You look like an extra off Narcos. What are you talking about?

You look like the gringo pilot. Dude, you look like John Gailey. You look like John Gaaly if he had corona you look sick bro i love this look dog that shit is fire dog you didn't get a perm you didn't get a perm today son it's just like what do you what shampoo huh head and shoulders i did shampoo yeah oh yeah head and boulders dog that's just fire what the hell is wrong with you guys does it look different this is there you liar dude yeah you either just dropped off the kids or just dropped off about seven kilos of cocaine, son. Pablo Escobar, son.

I'm going to go with the kilos on that one. Pablo Yescobar, dog. You look fire today, dude. You fired me up dressing like that. It feels like you're making fun of me, dude. No, not at all. All right. Apparently, you guys don't do a lot of business, I guess, probably.

You doing business on the golf course? What you doing, Doug? I got some business meetings, okay? All right. Doug Ease. So good. Fires me up when you dress like this. Don't talk to me.

I'm on a business call. Shut up. Be quiet. Be quiet. It's business Dude I busted out the What you know about the slip and slide Oh I saw that dude

I saw your Instagram dude That kid halfway Halfway sliding But my girl set it up With her Mexican friends Mexicans don't know How to slip and slide Really

They didn't give them Enough room to run They didn't put any Soap on it Well they got limited legs Bro a lot of Mexican people Have limited length And and leg length you right you right they're 80 percent up top that bitch up i backed it up put some soap i said hit that bitch now really yeah you gotta put that soap on there yeah dude them little bastards were fine you gotta put that soap man

i throw anything in there lysol if we didn't have soap we'd spray that bitch with lysol anything we'll put some grease down, some hot grease. Grease right here. I don't know if the Lysol is healthy. Oh, it's not bad if you close your eyes when you do it. Let's see this kid right there. They don't make them bitches like they used to. When I was a kid, we used to have the metal plates on the side through the forks. It was dangerous.

Really? Ooh, I think it's dangerous. Tiger was like, what is this, dude? Dang. He didn't even get far he's like damn you know what he finished through though look at him finish through it he's like oh hell no what did he do run through it at the end

hell yeah we finish we finish through dog the Mexicans didn't know how to set that thing up though well yeah a lot of Mexicans are 80% torso too dog 80% torso they are bro you have a point no offense mexican olympic swimmer go doesn't exist yeah that was a trick question yep i like that i like that i like that

you gave it some thought though i tried probably hector agua i bet dude you think hector agua ain't a freaking good swimmer hector you're an idiot i just forgot you were an idiot and then i remembered bro then you are yeah yeah bro hector i want up dog i'll be in the deep end dude what did you do with your hair though that is fire son really it's a little distracting? It's a little distracting today. I'm supposed to go get it cut today. I cut it a little bit myself, but the scissors I have aren't that sharp. I wonder what that shit looked like blowing in the wind, bro. You got that, man. We look like Captain Cock. Damn.

I was going to go Captain Planet, but that shit is too far for planet dude our planet's on fire right now i look like captain planet fitness dude that's what i look like right now so dude it's just gonna pop out of the dressing room of a shitty gymnasium. Look like you're only working on the glutes. Hey, do you need a spot? I'll hold your ass while you do curls.

Look at that, man. That's crazy, man. The plant fitness right there. And there's Kat in the corner. That's plant fitness right there. Who did that? And there's a cat in the corner. That's me in the back. That's athletic greens, man. That's too much athletic greens right there.

He is fire, though, man. He's rocking that Captain Planet. If you start watching Planet Fitness. Dude, anytime fitness is gangster, bro. By gangster, you mean fucking ratchet. 2AM in gangster, bro. By gangster, you mean fucking ratchet. Dude, 2AM in there, bro. I saw a guy come in one time, 2AM stole a motor out of a freaking treadmill and fucking left with it. Hell yeah.

Hell yeah, dude. What do you expect when the membership is $18 a month, bro? I don't even think it's that much. I think it's cheaper. It's like $9 or $10. Mine is $4 a month. I went to one in New York at 2 in the morning. Dude, the warlocks that are in there at 2 in the morning, bro.

Dude, everybody on meth. And all the treadmills are taken. Oh, bro, they had, yeah, when I was there one time, they had a guy came through selling flowers to people and shit. It's chaos. There's no front desk you just walk in you can steal protein powder it's just like with those trust trees you know yeah yeah it's i mean it's all it's really yeah it was real questionable in there my head fitness

dude oh i wonder if they're gonna they're gonna make this whole lockdown corona thing i don't see them sticking around i don't know man it basically, it's every person for themselves. I feel like, Chin, does the Asian community, do you guys go to Planet Fitness? 24-hour fitness, 100%. Everyone's at 24-hour fitness. And why is that? I don't know.

Maybe because they're supposed to be open. Is there numbers in the title? That's an easy joke. It's supposed to be open 24 hours. That's why. But they're not really open 24 hours, are they? No, that's's why But they're not really open 24 hours No that's what sucks They're not all open 24 hours

Some of them Not all of them When I first got here I used to go to 24 hour fitness And it was I went to the one in Irvine And it was I felt like Kurt Russell

Big trouble in Little Town It's an hour drive dude Well I used to live there Oh I see My first move here I lived in Irvine I heard some of them Aren't open 24 hours

Because there was a lot of Extracurricular activity Between the men late at night. Oh, bro, you're talking about that steam room hitter? Yeah. That's a cum dungeon. What is it? Oh, dude, I hate to gross you out.

I worked at Equinox. So much for this episode getting demonetized. No. Cum dungeon will get us demonetized. You think? Yeah. It's been like six minutes, though. It's been like, yeah, you just got to get out the first five minutes.

Yeah, you might be right. It's kind of like when you go to Cinnabon and get extra icing. That's what the steam rooms are like. It's always extra icing. Is it? Oh, heavy, yeah. Yeah. That won't get us demonetized.

Shout out to Cinnabon. They follow me on Twitter for some reason. That's why you know you're fat. That's why you know you're fat I saw him dropping comments like Hey this is a bad look Good luck with your thick boy bike I'm like hey I don't need this sponsor dude You're the reason it started

Yeah Brendan goes undercover He tries to pretend he works at a center He's like I'm here to fix the Cinnamon maker I'm here to fix the cinnamon maker. I'm here to check your levels on your cinnamon. What? Yeah, I heard we had a...

Heard you guys are low on pecans. Pecans? We don't even have pecans, sir. Let me check and make sure. Well, you do now. Let me bring my partner in here. Captain Planet Fitness. There you go.

Yeah, dude. Crazy weekend, man. Dude, I'm headed to Phoenix. Are you really? For what? Up the capacity 300 per show. Nuh-uh. This bitch is sold out.

This is me flexing my tits. Phoenix, Arizona? Phoenix, Arizona. Dang, man. 180 degrees every day out there. It's old hood isn't it it is my old chapelle come you think i'd go to phoenix and i bring this great chapelle he's going to hell yeah he's going damn i'm gonna get darker why you're gonna get a dark you're gonna get a tan i'm gonna get a tan dude somebody was saying with all like uh you know the protesting and all the with uh police a black friend of mine said they're going to start painting white people black and calling the cops on them.

Damn. We don't need that. I mean, that's next level, I feel like. Like, damn, bro. Let me know when that goes down. If you want me to lock down, that'll do it. I said, bro, that ain't it. We're just going to use chocolate.

I said, I don't know if that's the way to do it. They might just leave me, though. He's already a little bit of caramel. Wow. Oh, yeah, one dude just dressed up. Did he get beat up? They arrested him for it. That's not even blackface.

That's charcoal face. But hold on. There's some people that have a pigment issue where their skin has like a charred look to it. That's not bad. I like that you're first kind of

inclination to go there. I like that you're getting the benefit of the doubt, but yeah. It's called Vitiligo, though. Oh, they got that Vitiligo model. She is all... Oh, I have that. You do? Yeah, I have Vitiligo on though. Oh, they got that Vitiligo model. She is all. Oh, I have that. You do? Yeah, I have Vitiligo on my back. Oh, really?

You're like spotted like a Jersey cow on your back. Yeah, you can really see it when I get drunk because the rest of my body will turn red. And then just the Vitiligo part is pale. Oh, like a lava lamp almost. Kind of, yeah. Wait, she's the model? Yeah, she's so bad. Yeah, isn't that cool?

Yeah, she got that look. That's how I look if i sneak in to get a little bit of ice cream bro that's how i look after i fucking fix those cinnabon machines the guy's like oh why are you fixing it with your face guys like oh you have caramel on the back here. Sure. Thought I missed a little. Do you have caramel all over your ankles? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah.

Roken has that too. Roken has all over his hands. You can't tell because he's sleeved up. He has it all over his hands. Oh, really? Yeah. Vitiligo. It sounds cool.

It does sound cool. She looks super hot, but it can look rough on some people. You think? I mean, it makes you different, I guess. That spotting? You look spotted. The spotted cow? You look like a Jersey cow.

If you had some of it, it would really stand out. I think so. You know? If you went white arm or something. White arms be sick i used to go asian arm sometimes if i had to take a test at school i would asian my arm up a little before i go in there did it help huh yeah did it help uh i would still cheat it off of people so it didn't matter but asian arms white brain the teacher's like man this asian kid cheats a lot this asian kid's looking at other kids papers man wait you go to college you was a college

oh yeah yeah dude i was in there bro he said oh i spent a good bit of time going into college dude going home going to college, going home. Class. College sports are back, though, Doug. Are they really? All the football players on campus, as we speak, we're going to get college football and NFL this season. Notice how NFL hasn't said shit about less people in stadiums or anything.

What's that say? No way. There's colleges. To LSU? Damn, they listed a bunch of college, bro. Pick a fucking school, dude. Damn, just because you walked across campus doesn't mean you went to college. He was just performing for NACA. Yeah, right.

I hit something, man. We did a little bit of work out there, bro. Somebody's got to do it, dude. This is coming from a guy who's not familiar with college, really. Played football, dude. I did major in football. What class did you do? What did you mean?

What did I major in, Theo? Yeah. Business and sociology? Double major? What's up, dog? Yeah, double major. You graduated? Sociology?

Oh, shit. Yeah, dog. It's called degree. Where's yours at? Huh? Under my arms, dog. All right. Under's yours at? Under my arms, dog. All right. Under your Asian arms?

That one doesn't sweat, actually. Dude, I got degree, man. I believe you, man. I'm not questioning your degrees. I got a framed degree. Remember all the celebrities were like, yeah, I got my degree from Harvard online. Remember Nicki Minaj was like, I got a Harvard degree. Really?

All the celebs are doing that shit. Oh, yeah. Would they really agrees? Well, you can take classes from Harvard online. You just have like an Asian kid take it for you. The guy from Migos just got his high school diploma. Really? Yeah.

Wow. Congratulations, man. That's a big deal. What is that guy's name? Snowcone or something? What's the different guy from Migos' name? His name's Quavo. Quavo. It's a really big deal. What is that guy's name? Snowcone or something? What's the different guy? Amigos' name? His name's Quavo. Quavo.

That's a really big deal. You're an asshole. I just feel so easy. You just got to show up. Bro, I barely passed. Bro, and if you don't want to show up, they send. He's so happy. Come on, bro.

He got a senior photo. You better start tripping. He released a song to celebrate. No, it's just. Oh, he released a song? Yeah. Oh, bro. He got a senior photo. You better stop tripping. Released a song to celebrate. No, it's just. Oh, he released a song? Yeah. Oh, shit. Damn.

Dude, can you. Yeah, that shit's dope, man. That shit's dope. He got that. Baby, they can't stop him now. Don't give up, man. Yeah. High school diploma, sky's the limit.

Sky. Honestly. That's crazy, bro. Damn, dude. That's fire. I wonder what he had to do to get it, man. Huh? I wonder what he had to do to get it, man. Huh? I wonder what he had to do.

Go to school? What do you think, Brendan? No, he wasn't going to school. You don't think? No. Like, you can't go to a high school when you're 29, man. No, you can't. Especially when you're famous.

Yeah. Or when you're 29, dude. It's illegal. But if you start dating somebody at school, man, they're going to be young, probably. Yeah, good chance. Unless you and your girl both go back. Oh, his girl is smart. No, his girl is smart as fuck.

She went to USC with me. Oh, really? Saweetie. Saweetie? Yes. Saweetie? What does she do? She is, she was a journalist major, I think.

She's a rapper, too. Oh. She's bad. Filipino and black. You can't take a freaking, you can't bring a girl back to high school with you also. That's crazy. Yeah, it is. You can't be like, I'm going back to high school.

My girl's coming back to high school. Billy Madison did it. I've never seen Billy Madison. Saweetie. You've never seen Billy Madison? Uh-uh. But you brought up that bullshit Angus movie? Whoa, bullshit.

First of all. No. Oh, my God. She is delicious. She got her high school degree, too? No, she graduated from USC. Oh, so idiotic. That's Quavo's girl?

Should I get tatted? Yeah, Quavo's girl. Should I get tatted? I mean. She has no tattoos. That's just an edit. Oh. That's fake, Brendan.

Good Lord. That's fake, bro. I'd get my high school diploma again for her i'll go back now you know why i go back overland high school and go back and do it again but if you go back to high school dude i don't think you'd do that good at it though you don't think you would either honestly you're doing it your brain's in other places man you couldn't handle all of that i'd like to assume i do pretty good in high school now also what, that principal, Mr. Buckner, I dare to grab my fucking elbow again, dude. I dare you, Mr. Buckner.

What's up, bro? He would grab all the kids like this. Don't even think about it. He should have been fired. He'd grab his kids hard like this. Huh? Y'all deserved it. What do you think, dude?

Your elbow? There's nothing sexual about that. You thought it was sexual? No, I thought it was mean. Oh, wow. What'd you think, dude? Your elbow? There's nothing sexual about that. You thought it was sexual? No, I thought it was mean. Oh, wow. What'd you do to him? Just started living, dude. I was living.

I thought you were an asshole. I was trying to better myself. No, he grabbed all of us like that. Oh, really? Everyone was like, damn, Mr. Buckner. He thought it was real cool. Grab me now, bro. Should we do some SAT questions next week?

Yeah. Yeah, dude. Sure, man. Yeah. do some SAT questions next week? Yeah. Yeah, dude. Sure, man. Yeah. You sure you want that, Theo? Me? Yeah. I'd be fine, brother.

Because the first time, it seemed like a little bit of a struggle for you. Really? What'd you get in your SATs? Huh? Tiramisu, dude. That's what I got on them. Cheeses. What's up?

You know naming cheeses isn't on there. No one's that, bro. Bro, you said red cheddar, okay? Sweet red cheddar, motherfucker. Which still ain't. That's a type of cheddar cheese. Sweet red, baby. Y'all ain't shit, bro.

Y'all ain't shit. Come at me, dude. You need knowledge, bro? Who got the highest SATs in here? Did you, Kat? I didn't even take my SATs. You took ACTs? Nope, I didn't take it.

I went to community college after high school and then transferred into USC without it. Usually kids go to community college because they're a little bit of fuck-ups in high school. Yeah, low key. It's like the middle ground. You went to community college, yeah? I went to community college, yeah. Yeah, community college. That's right, bro.

Did you cheer at community college? I did. Oh my God, bro. That's dedication, bro, did you cheer at community college? I did. Oh, my God, bro. That's dedication, bro. That is sad, I think, dude. What the hell? Did you guys have to pay for uniforms and shit? No, dude.

Like, I got a full-ride scholarship for cheering. Wait, for cheering at community college? Yeah. Because it's big. The college I went to was badass. Here's the thing about community colleges. Like, there's some football programs, cheerleading programs, especially wrestling programs, where a lot of them are better than division one.

Yeah. Just no one gives a fuck. Yeah, I went to Trinity Valley Community College. It's in Athens, Texas in a small town. And they're really good about helping out with athletes and shit. There's a bunch. You know John Jones was a community college champion wrestler. He wasn't a cheerleader.

Kamaru Usman, not a cheerleader. It'd be cool if he was. John Jones would be the biggest cheerleader ever, though. Is junior college and community college the same thing? Yeah, right? Yeah, I think so. I don't know. Community college is more like a group of people in the area.

Agreed. Yeah, community is more like- That's what I went to. Yeah, like if you went to Metro in Denver, you were a real fuck-up. My dad was a professor there. That's also where we met my stepmom. She was a student. Dang, really?

Metro, though, I mean, but those community colleges, there's like adults there. Adults take community college classes. Adults for what? Just adults who are like missed out on life. They go back to trying to find their way. Community college usually is something they do at the high school at night, feel like that's what i feel like community college is so that's why i was shocked there was a cheerleading team there because i'm like if these people were just coming over at night to do learning why are they yeah are they practicing cheerleading what 2 a.m

or something just seemed insane to me so i'm sorry about that man i didn't mean to no you're good i get how you got confused. Nick, you were awfully quiet. Did you go to college? I did. I went to University of Minnesota. I didn't finish, so I dropped out to play poker because I'm an idiot. But I got a 31 on my ACT. You played poker? Yeah. To gamble? Yeah.

I was living with college roommates. I made like $40,000 in nine months online. But I was just smoking a bunch of weed and not going to class and I dropped out I don't know if I'd brag I'm not No, that's really good. No, that is good. 31 is really good any 30 or higher is really good I got 32 On a CT CT. I'm impressed but I consider that really good. Yeah. Yeah, I consider both of them good, bro.

You can't say 31. You can't say 31 is bad and 32 is bad. I think he was being humble. He was saying he did do that. Yeah, there's some big scores out there. 34 will get you into any place in the country. Yeah, really. Oh, wow.

36 is high as you can get, right? Yeah. I don't know if they changed because they added a writing portion and stuff now. How long is the test? I don't know, three, four hours or something. Three, four hours? Yeah. Damn, I couldn't know if they changed because they added like a writing portion and stuff now. How long does it take? I don't know. Three, four hours or something. Three, four hours? Damn, I couldn't do it.

And then did you take the SAT too? No. SAT was big in Denver. SAT was bigger than the ACT. Because if you want to go to California school, you need the SATs. Yeah. West Coast does SATs. East Coast does ACT.

We didn't have SATs, I don't think. Really? We had ACTs and we had. And the SATs out of 1600. We had leap test. If you want to go to the next grade, you have to take this test. I don't believe that's true. Y'all don't have that?

But then they're letting any of y'all MFers at the end of the grades, bruh. They're letting half y'all in the grades can't even read. Freaking half you guys out here got your arm painted, fucking struggling in class. Nick dropped out to be a professional gambler, for God's sakes. Look at him. What were you thinking, dude? You can be a gambler anytime. Get your degree and then fucking play some poker, bro.

You're telling me, man. And then one day you just logged in and I'm already dropped out of school. And like you signed into the poker sites and the Fed seized everything. It's called Black Friday in poker circles. And like you just couldn't play anymore. So then then I got a job at Sports Authority. Super sad. Sports Authority was nice, though.

Yeah. Also known as Gart, Gart, Gart. I think Gart Sporting Goods in Denver. They switched to Gart. Yeah, it started in Eagle, Colorado, actually. How far were you into school? All the way. I have literally a little more than a semester.

Do you ever want to go back like Quavo? Maybe one day, but it's definitely not necessary to anything I'm doing now. How'd you get into producing podcasts? I was sleeping in my car and I got an internship at the Adam Carolla Show. I literally moved from Minneapolis to LA because I thought podcasts were growing and I wanted to work for it. And I listened to Carolla every day. I listened to you guys. I went to the first day I was living in my car. I went to a live show of Fighter and the Kid. It was during the day. It was like on a Tuesday at Social Media Week LA in 2015. Yes.

It was in Santa Monica? Yeah. I was in the crowd. Were you really? Yeah. Oh, my God. That was our first live show. Yeah.

I mean. It was a nightmare. Yeah, because there were like seven people in the crowd that didn't know who we were. It was awful i was like cussing up there they're like hey buddy no uh and did brendan does brendan seem any different now than he did then nick uh no uh see same goofy lovable guy i just uh we just had adam krill on he's great man i forget all the shit that dude's done. Yeah. What a beast.

Oh, yeah, man. He's done all kind of. He's a gearhead, too. Frank Yankers. Man Show. Man Show. He had that boxing movie. All the documentary.

He does a ton of documentaries. If you're a car guy, his Paul Newman docs are second to none. He owns Paul Newman's car. It's a $4.2 million car. Really? I've seen that car before. Damn. Doesn't he keep it at his studio?

Yeah. I love Corolla, man. It's a $4 million car? $4.2 million. That's it right there? He's also a professional race car driver. It's kind of... Well, let's not use that term.

He says it himself, though. It's really just rich white guys that have too much money to spend. Anybody can go on those races. But, I mean, they're at like legit courses and stuff was that him driving it yeah he's a pioneer though man especially in uh yeah he's on mount rushmore for podcasting oh yeah damn and he's smart he's trying to have like a market for paul newman's old race cars like there is for steve mcqueen's cars they sell for like six million dollars so like he's gonna have them all eventually and like he's putting out docs just like the lore of paul newman's racing career yeah it's an investment for sure like he'll be able to sell that thing in five years probably for 10 million wow it's pretty cool damn wild man you got a new car is

that your car outside that's that's a baby mama's car oh it is oh yeah that's right that protects the kiddos amen brother bitch is bulletproof all right shit do you say ship or ship i thought you said ship dude you don't need to see just listen bro just listen yep folks need to adapt to this changing world you got demands man you got businesses You need to get stuff out there. You ship station, Theo. You don't need to see anything. All you need to know is when you're selling online, get a lot of orders. It can be tough to ship stuff out.

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it stirred up a lot of controversy. A lot of people were fighting about it supported this uh we brought it i didn't support it's theo's drew brie's tweet i'll see you guys later dude i'm a saint you're gonna edit me out that's fine no man we'll leave it in bro dude i'm a saint's fan he's a fucking legend dude like that guy he's the best guy in the nfl that guy's done so much for black community for people to rip him open like that, just because

of a stance that he had. Who knows if he even heard the question from that fucking mook standing in his kitchen. But also the guy giving the questions like, why are you bringing up the national anthem again? That's four years ago, bro. The guy was just baiting him, bro. He can't win either. The guy was just baiting him, man.

This dude's done so much for New Orleans, bro. That shit made me mad He's raised 35 million dollars And also New Orleans Saints were going to be the San Antonio Saints If it wasn't for Drew Brees So everybody shut your fucking mouth Is he a quarterback? Yeah Dude he went to community college cheering

Don't hate on him like that Okay His race is under attack They're painting white people black and calling the cops on them right now. You ever heard of Drew Brees? I don't pay attention to him. Damn. I know.

You're not even like a foreign white guy. You're like a white guy from Poland. You're like a white guy from Sweden. Ocho Cinco. Ocho Cinco. Of course he knows the bull rider. Is he a bull rider? He rode on a bull for PBR.

He's probably one of the most entertaining players, though. Ocho Cinco rode a bull? Yeah, yeah. Drew Brees or Ocho Cinco? Drew Brees is probably the best player in the NFL for the past 10 years. I think pound for pound, he's the best player. He's for the past 10 years. I think pound for pound he's the best player. He's got an MVP every year. Ever. He's only 5'10".

Over Peyton Manning? Yes. Well, he retired a while ago. That's whatever. But Drew Brees as far as good humans, he'd be number one, I'd assume, ranked by every player. He's the best person in the NFL. So when people were coming after him, it didn't make sense. But also, look how he switched it he was like oh my bad i you know i i miss

misspoke oh i the word was out of place where i said it's disrespectful i didn't know my my teammates educated me and then trump's like no you need to stand up for him and then now he's an ally for the he's the one of the biggest voices against for black lives matters you know what i'm saying so it's like he's an ally a huge ally he's always but he was always an ally he also grew up in texas locker rooms and football teams you know like how long has he been playing forever 20 years oh really with the saints he grew up in no we uh back in the day drafted by the chargers he's 41 now stud i mean if he's yeah if he's let me see him throw it's beautiful i don't know dude he's he's a first ballot hall of famer, if he's, yeah, if he's some. Let me see him throw. It's beautiful.

I don't know. Dude, he's a first ballot Hall of Famer. He's, I mean. If he's racist, he's the most, then it's, it just would be unbelievable. There's no one in sports that does more for a city than him. Maybe LeBron for Cleveland, but LeBron's out because of his stance with China. He doesn't get a vote anymore. Yeah.

He just could have worded, I mean, he could have worded his interview a little bit better. But you also got to realize from Drew Brees' standpoint, that's how he feels because that's his perspective also from his family serving in multiple world wars. Right, and that's a fair perspective for him. Oh, shit. Different people are going to have different perspectives. That's what I don't like is that when people,

you're going to shut somebody down because their perspective is different that's crazy that would like be like me saying oh well if your perspective is different because you're black or because you're Asian or because you're you know because you're questionable yeah then it then that doesn't matter at all, you know? Yeah, it's very strange. D'Elia says Mexican. D'Elia says Mexican. Yeah, for you. Well, what does he know, dude? We don't know what D'Elia is. Yeah, he thinks things are going to be different.

They're not. They're not, dude. They got you, fucker. D'Elia won't leave his house, so he doesn't get a vote. Yeah. Yeah, D'Elia said tattoos suck, then he gets tattoos, dude. D'Elia said weightlifting sucks, then he fucking starts shooting up. He doesn't hear, bro.

He gets a membership to Planet Fitness all of a sudden, you know? And then he just said racism sucks, bro. Just wait. Give him two or three months, bro. See what his tweet's like. He's like, oh, who's that extremely tall Klansman over there, huh? Who's the seven-foot-tall Klansman over there. Who's the seven foot tall Klansman? He has real skinny legs.

Oh, we do see his little ankles at the bottom. No, his legs are getting bigger. His quads, you can't do anything about your calves though. Who's that Klansman drinking that coffee through the front of his outfit? That Klansman has coffee stains

all over the front of his mask. Who's the Klansman has coffee stains all over the front of his mask. That Klansman. Who's the Klansman Yeezys? Oh, shit. All right, what do you got, Nick? All right, let's get into the episode, man. So I wanted to do a test I think you guys would appreciate. It's a blind burger taste test.

Oh, damn. I knew you'd like it. Are you down to try some burgers? Oh, yeah. All right. I'm vegetarian Do not cheat Brendan, bro, You look like a... Dude. You look like a fly. Dude. You look like a fly that weighs outside of somebody's butt. Dude, you look like Weekend at Jerry Sandusky's.

Hey, I can only picture what you look like. You look like you trade pogs for dick pics. All right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. I'll tell you what, I'll give you this slam every inch, get a sneak peek of your dick. Oh, let me hold your dick for a second. Let me hold your dick for this pog over here.

Dude, it's not gay if you hold somebody's dick for a little while. Not if you trade it for pogs, bro. So, in front of you, we've got four burger staples. Oh, I smell them, bro. Yeah, yeah. And they're all on individual plates. Do not peek, Brendan. I'm not, dude. You will. You're the kind of guy who would freaking cheat

on something like that. No, you're gonna cheat, dude. Yeah, they're in a line in front of you, Brendan, and then Theo. So, what's the contest? Yeah, yeah. Chappelle in a line in front of you, Brendan, and then Theo. They're in a line. So what's the contest? Yeah, yeah. Chappelle will pass them to you. Yeah, I'll pass them. Hey, these feel like some nice tits.

Quit touching them. Quit rubbing it like that. Quit touching them, Brendan. I know. What are you doing? I'm feeling them out, bro. Why? They're burgers.

You know what they feel like. Yeah. You've got four burger staples. I would say just take a bite or two of each one and then kind of rank them for us. They're four different burgers? Yeah, four burger staples. What's this, a burger? Yeah.

Oh, wow. Bro, don't pat it because I might eat it. There you go. That one's nice. All right. We got extra for you, Chappelle. Oh, bro. So what do I do?

Just bite into it? You love chin. Just bite into it? Yeah, just bite into it. And then I would... I don't think you gonna take more than one bite That's in and out We also have paper towels on the table

Don't tell me I know Don't tell me You can't see you fuck Yeah but I can imagine Do not tell me what they are That's in and out Don't tell me I just said it

Yeah I think Guess at the end What you think they are Along with your ranking Yeah yeah there you go Wow You wanna have a nice vanilla shake Yeah, I think guess at the end what you think they are along with your ranking. Yeah, yeah, there you go. Wow. You want to have a nice vanilla shake to wash this down with?

And these are four mainstream franchises? Mm-hmm. That's Burger King. Okay, relax. That's Burger King Hey relax That's Burger King Don't say anything Shut up Brendan Shut up

Shut up dude Wait is everyone playing Or just us Just you two Just you guys Brendan has all the burgers Oh my god That blew my mind

Cause I thought the first one Was this company God I can hear Theo's Bottom lip from here. Bro, meet me at 240, dog. I don't think he's going to be able to make it anymore after the burgers. Yeah, that's true, huh? That's McDonald's.

Bro, if you don't shut up. You have sauce on your arms, Brendan. Well, I can't see that. Don You have sauce on your arms, Brendan. Well, I can't see, Kat. Don't eat the toothpick either, Brendan. You're safe. No toothpick. Oh, my God. That one just busted a little bit.

Dude, I feel like one of those old ladies that's driving, you know? I need to know what four franchises. No, see, that's not fair. Well, then it's going to be two. There's so many. First, just rank them, and then we'll tell you what you picked. Well, now I forget. He's got to go in for more.

I don't know what that is. I feel sick, but. Hey, don't eat them all, bro. I don't need to eat them all. We're not done. I ain't got no food. Chappelle hasn't eaten in four days. Yeah.

Why don't you just starve to death, Chappelle? Okay? By now. This isn't about you, Chappelle. Because people out there that are really starving and you're giving them, they think, oh, this guy's a clown. Oh, hell yeah, bro. Talk about it.

Yeah. Y'all better stop bullshitting. I tell you what. I could really use a Diet Coke. Fat boy with a Diet Coke. This one's sloppy. Fat guy with a Diet Coke. Okay. That one's dead last.

And what are we judging? Which one you like the best. Oh, fuck. All right, I'm ready. I thought it was which one is McDonald's. One, two, three, four. We should have done this with whiskey, but somebody here's a fucking quitter. Whiskey's for gay men, bro.

Grab a fucking gram, son. All right? And see who's who. Grab an eight ball. How about you do both, bro? No. Yeah, because you'd fly off the fucking hinges and murder everybody in here.

Yeah, well, then don't be encouraging it. You want to live or you want to see Theo drink whiskey? Huh? All of a sudden we give Theo whiskey. All of a sudden we give Theo whiskey All of a sudden we give Theo whiskey And he's trying to suck us off saying it's not gay We bought you four We bought you four burgers and you still won't shut them

This is just another throat Christmas we're throwing for you And you can't pipe down for nine You're supposed to eat them not sniff them right Theo What Brendan has his order so Theo yeah If you want to put him in the order And you can't pipe down for nine minutes. You're supposed to eat them, not sniff them, right, Theo? What? Brendan has his order. So, Theo, yeah, if you want to put him in the order. Can I take my glasses off?

Yes. Woo! I'm done. Interesting. Time. And this is number one for him? Yeah. Oh, wow. They both did the same.

And it's in and out. Is it in and out? No. Shake Shack. You both put number one for him? Yeah. Oh, wow. They both had the same. And it's in and out. Is it in and out? No. Shake Shack, you both put number one. And you both put in and out four. Oh, my gosh. Wow. So proof.

And then number two was Five Guys. And three was McDonald's. Wow. Wow. Your number two has lettuce on it, right? Yeah. Yeah, that's Five guys and then McDonald's. So we went Shake Shack, five guys, McDonald's, In-N-Out, and you both agreed.

That's wild. That's crazy. That's crazy, dude. Samesies. Burger boys, huh? Them patty boys. Damn, you know that, dude. That's crazy.

You are so... I know some people are blind. This is way blinder than them, bro. This is... No offense if anybody's blind, but... I can see shit. Dude, you could be... I don't know what's going on.

I could be in the damn birth canal, bro. You don't know where you are, man. In the birth canal? Wow. Wow. That took a lot of effort, Nick. Thank you. Yeah, this is cool, man.

I didn't even think about Shake Shack. I didn't either. Thank you, Chen. Wow. That was fun. I'm going to go purge for a little bit. Do you vomit? You don't do that kind of stuff, Noah.

No, I would never. Have you ever done that? I sure have. Have you really? Yeah. For what? Would you have to get trained for something? Eating disorder. Nuh-uh. Yeah. Have you really? Yeah. For what? Would you have to get trained for something? Eating disorder.

Nuh-uh. Yeah. Did you really? A little bit. Wow. You don't strike me like that. Like somebody in one of those commercials or something? I don't know, because they always got them young girls.

Yeah. With the alien heads and the skinny bodies. Yeah. Some people look like this with eating disorders. Okay. Okay. Okay. You're trying to make yourself throw up? And I'm not talking about swung cocaine at TSA and throwing it up when you get to the gate.

Hey, Rob. You're ready to fucking nice meal and throwing it up, Theo? I don't think I have, man. I almost choked to death a couple times. If I mix Gatorade and tuna fish at the same time. That'll do it. I'll choke. My esophagus shuts down.

That makes sense. When I was young, I almost died at a Taco Bell. You almost died what? Being a fucking. No, I was young and I was eating the nacho The nacho you know The cheese just the regular tortilla chips And the cheese and I was I would get that And churros that was my thing my dad would take us there

And I was like seven just fucking That's not your thing It was my thing at the time flying through it But everybody can have that Yeah but I would always get that you know And they're like oh it's the B shop special I was like alright I'm seven let's take it easy And they're like you should start bike club I'm-Shop special. I was like, all right, I'm seven. Let's take it easy. Yeah. And they're like, you should start a bike club. I'm like, all right, we'll figure it out.

Millions of dollars later. Anyways, so yeah, my face turned blue. My dad had to give me the Heimlich. No way. What were you talking about? My dad was going, Bren, Bren. And my face was all blue. I couldn't speak.

I couldn't talk. My face started turning blue. My dad said, it's about time you shut the fuck up. What? Was it the churro? It was the tortilla chips. He said, yeah, if I've got to rescue my son, he choking on food. My dad started going,

and then you ended up at community college. I never went to community college, bro. Chappelle did. Yeah, he did. You never choked on anything? No, I almost drowned one time, and a lifeguard at the beach had to save me. No way.

Yeah. That's embarrassing. It was. Was it a man or woman that saved you? It was like an 18-year-old girl. She gave you mouth to mouth? Yeah. She gave you mouth to mouth?

She did not, but she would not. Because it was my first time swimming in the ocean, and I got caught in a riptide or whatever. And I didn't know. I just thought I was just floating. Standing. And literally, she comes over. She's like, you're getting caught in a riptide, but I got to save you. I was just floating and literally she comes over she's like you're getting caught

in a rip top I gotta save you I was like okay cool and so as she's pulling me back we're getting closer I said hey let me finish

the rest of the way you know there's a lot of people looking let me finish this out I can get the rest of the way and she was like no I gotta take you all the way

and she took me all the way to the fucking beach and everybody was just she's trying to do her job everybody was just staring to do her job everybody was just staring and did it feel what i mean what was it like did it feel i mean what was it like i was boogie boarding right and i thought this shit was tight you know it's just like a few

weeks ago how dare you i was like 26 yeah Yeah. The ocean's hard, man. It is real hard. Hard to handle. I mean, it sinks pirate ships. The ocean does all kind of stuff. The ocean has all kind of magic. Sharks took down the Titanic. Magic in it.

Titanic. Everything. Treasure. Yeah. Huge whales. All kind of stuff, bro. What do Asian people think of the ocean? Do you guys fear it as well

um yes but also i personally have a family that does very well in the water my uh dad and his grandpa were fishermen my dad also swam in the ocean while he lived in a refugee camp so wow your papa knows his way around some water yep he was born in, huh? Yep. He was born in the water, as you say. I was born in the water. You were? That was Kool-Aid, I bet. Might have been right. But I could see it, though. I was born with the high C.

I don't feel great. Those burgers, huh? Those burgers, huh? Shake Shack. Yeah, I did it. God, that In-N-Out was a piece of shit. I knew right away that was a piece of shit. Isn't it funny, bro?

It's not, though. And I've been saying that. Y'all weren't supporting me. No, I was supportive. You weren't I knew right away that was a piece of shit. Isn't it funny, bro? It's not, though. And I've been saying that. Y'all weren't supporting me. No, I was supportive. You weren't supportive. Yeah, I was. You and D'Lea attacked me for that. I didn't attack you.

I just didn't want to be... Fucking D'Lea's mannequin over here. It looks like you wear shit he doesn't want to wear yet. Oh, I'll put this on my living mannequin, dude. I just didn't want to retweet it because I didn't want

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let's get into a question. Here's some guy who fun for the whole family or even if you're lonely. Let's get into a question. Here's some guy who looks like he works in the police department, actually, with the windows. Oh, yeah, he does. Oh, he does. It looks like he's in the back of the car. Hey, guys. What's up, Brian? What's up, Theo?

James from Wareham, Mass. I got a little name game for you. Professional wrestlers. And I'll start you off with that Texas Rattlesnake hitter, Stone Cold Steve Austin. Ooh, my fave. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. He is definitely in the back of a cop car right there. Yeah, he is.

Would have been like King and her Sting breaking out of a bike. King and her Sting in handcuffs. They'd hurt, man. Dude, one time a buddy of mine got pulled over he had a pound of weed on him right so he put it in the

front of his pants the cops take him out of his car put him into the cop car so they can search his car search his car

don't find anything in it because he has it on him now in the cop car and then they bring him back and let him go damn

oh my god my boy Billy Conforto and he died actually too ate a bunch of pills and because he has it on him now, in the cop car, and then they bring him back and let him go. Damn. Oh, my God. My boy Billy Conforto, and he died, actually, too. Ate a bunch of pills and fucking died. Oh, God. Rest in peace. Oh, God. Oh, yeah.

Rest in peace forever, bro. All right, let's rename some wrestlers, you fuck. Okay. I will start off with... I mean, I could easily start with the Rat King myself but I'm gonna go with fake ass wrestlers Mystic Rick I feel like you've already lost he doesn't

count okay I didn't give you another chance though I didn't think so either I'm gonna go with the big boss man brother I'm gonna go with that macho man, Randy Savage. Okay. I like that. I'm going to go with that easy peasy,

Yaponisi, Mr. Hulk Hogan. Ooh. Flat ass himself. Yeah. With that pad thai hairdo, baby. I'm going to go with that Jake the Snakey. Ooh. I think you need to get that select trim like

your boy right here from Brutus El Barbary. Big dick. I'm going to go with what Theo does with his nuts, the Bulldog. Who's the Bulldog? The fucking Bulldog. Bring that up the british bulldog baby the british bulldog is way different than the bulldog he's known as the bulldog

the bulldog yep if you're in britain i think he just goes by the bulldog and i my mom's from england I'm half English. Count it. What else you got? Another thing, Brendan's half. I'm gonna go with your boy Dusty Rhodes. Alright, how about you hit your with

Ultimate Warrior. I'm gonna go with Damn, Dusty Rhodes about to die. I think he is dead. He is dead. I can going to go with that. Damn, Dusty Rhodes is about to die. I think he is dead. He is dead. I can tell by that picture. I'm going to go with your boy, Hexo Yim Yigin. Yeah.

Well, they call me this in the sheets. How about The Animal? Yes. The Animal. Come on, bro. Hawk and Animal. Road Warriors. He's right.

The Animal, dude. The animal. Come on, bro. Hawk and animal. Road warriors. He's right. The animal, dude. I'm going to go with, I'm going to support BLM right here and go with Coco Beware. Oh, I like it.

How about I hit you with a little Undertaker? Look at Coco, though, bro. He was smooth. With that parrot? Yeah, though, bro. He was smooth. With that parrot? Yeah. Oh, shit. That hot-ass parrot? Yeah, beautiful parrot.

All right, I'm going to go with Flying Ryan Williams. Ooh, I like that. But how about I hit you right in the heart with Brett the Hitman? Oh, you had to pull him out from under the bus you threw him under last week, huh? Who did you say? Huh? Flying Brian Williams? It's Flying Brian Pillman.

Oh! I did it! Brian Williams is the new head painter. I did it! Of course Brian Williams ain't in the WWF See Theo's problem is he goes too specific If you go vague we can just count it

But if you just had Flying Brian you would have had it He said Brian Williams though That's pretty specific I was wondering why you pulled that up I was like I know Brian Williams lost his job, but is he in the WWE now? He is now. So I was going to let it slide. I don't want to feel stupid, you know?

Bro, you weren't letting anything slide, bro. You didn't know. Okay, that's why Nick is here. I won, baby. Yeah, because I've never heard of Brian Williams in the WWF. But here's the crazy part. Yeah. Nick hadn't been here, and it was just you and I.

We would have kept going. Yeah. Because I want to keep going. So you guys ain't shit, bro. I would have gave you the Bash Brothers. I would have gave you The Rock. What's up, baby? I didn't want to pick those easy ones.

I would have gave you CM Punk. Bash Brothers also is not one. You do that a lot. That's a video game. That's from Mighty Ducks. They're the Bushwhackers. No, type in Bash Brothers also is not one. You do that a lot. That's a video game. That's from Mighty Ducks. They're the Bushwhackers. No, type in Bash Brothers. Look, we also gave this dude the Bulldog.

I know. Is that what they do? Yeah, the Bash Brothers. That's Bushwhackers. That's Bushwhackers. Bring up Bash Brothers. Yeah, bring up the Bash Brothers. You'll get a video game.

No, they're right there, dude. Who the fuck are they? There they are. WWE's the Bash Brothers. Oh, no one ever heard of these guys. These guys, though, are the guys. These are the Bushwhackers. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yep, I'm with you. The Bash Brothers ain't shy. I was going to hit you with that Yokozuna. I was going to hit you with that Sable. What's up, bro? You don't know shit about Sable. I haven't even heard of these fake ass guys. I was going to hit you with Eve Gracie, bro.

Ronda Rousey, all right? Chyna Blazer. Chyna? Chyna's one, bro. Ronda Rousey. All right? China Blazer. China? China's won, too. Rest in peace. China died. Rest in peace. China died, man.

Sable's the hottest thing this side of the Mississippi. Brock Lesnar, dog. That's Brock Lesnar's girl. Ooh, sell her tits. Oh, they're married? Yeah, they're married now. Really? Her and him?

Yep. Wow. They've been together for a hot second. What's her name? Sable. Sable. Oh, old hot second. What's her name? Sable. Oh, old as Brock. I don't know. Yeah, she was a wrestler.

WWE champion. WWE diva, I should say. Well, it's fine. One again. Man, that burger's hit me, slowing me down. My brain, man. Did it shit your pants? No.

I don't feel like anything's wrong with my body. I just feel like my brain got slowed out. You did say Brian Williams in WWE. I said flying Brian Williams, dude. What a great name for a... Who was an announcer who also wrestled in college, didn't he? Yeah. Can you look up if he wrestled in college?

If he wrestled in college... Oh, we might be back. I'm just telling you. Did Brian Williams wrestle in college? Damn, he went to Matter Day. Matter. No, he didn't wrestle. Yeah, but hold on.

Go back. He said he was a busboy at Perkins Pancake House. Hey, you know on. Go back. He said he was a busboy at Perkins Pancake House. Hey, you know they wrestle after work. Hey, you know he wrestled some lies in that helicopter when he said he was in the war. Remember that? That's why he got fired. What about this, though? He suffered an accident that left him with a crooked nose.

That could have been wrestling. My first job was also busboy at Perkins Pancake House, and we wrestled that night. We're all gay, bro. That ain't wrestling. That's them gay shit, bro. Nah, that's beautiful, man. I think you guys are doing it. Dude, a couple of men meeting up after work to make sure everybody's doing okay.

Taking their aprons off and wrestling over pie. That shit's gay, bro. Especially in Wisconsin, dude. It's only gay if you're gay after you wrestle that's fair what else you got i just that was only after we didn't wrestle but i was bus boy at perkins shout out man shout out to all the bus boys out there yeah she's doing the lord's work yeah you can't make waiter and getting no fucking nobody gives you any credit and you can't make waiter dog it's the worst bro you're like what's this idiot doing that I can't do.

The issue is, is that you are 16 years old. That's the only issue. And your attitude though. Most of the time. And you got a tattoo on your neck. There's also that. And you also spend your money on drugs.

So there's also that. Shout out Rochester, dude. Both of those things remind me of Rochester, dude. Buddy of mine blacked out and then drove home after we partied in the parking lot of a Days Inn over there. Yeah, we can't have you as waiter then, dude.

Up near Webster. That's why I never made it. Praise God. Here's somebody right here with a little fella in the background. That could be Brian. Is that Brian Callen in the background there? What's up, Brendan? What's up, Theo?

We got a king of the stinging for you. Getting your ass waxed. Gang, gang? What's up, Theo? We got a king in a sting it for you. Getting your ass waxed. Ooh! Let's go! What's a kid do? You gotta do the ring, though. You gotta do the A-hole if you're gonna do it. Yeah, you know what's the number one thing for guys when they get waxed? What?

They call it balls and butt. Really? Yep. Wow. I wouldn't mind a little bit of it, but I had my girl wax inside of my thigh because I wanted to wax this asshole. I'm like, let me see how bad it hurts. She just waxed inside of my thigh.

Bro, it was the worst pain I've ever been in. I don't get how girls do it. What a little bitch, dog. I'll even gain five more. Meet me at 245, dog. You can't freaking handle the cut, son. That's all I'm saying. You need to wax

that ducktail hanging off your back bro dude y'all don't know shit none of you guys have any style in here okay chin has some style thank you looks great but the rest of you fuck boys don't have shit cat you don't have to wax you know who i'm talking about too dude you don't have to wax right i still wax you still wax yeah half of y'all ain't shit bro are you still on that bitch y'all got shitty hair bro i've seen both you and him have the same fucking haircut you and brendan and little dark brendan everywhere dude oh i'm sorry the store is all out of the john Daly wig. My bad, bro. This ain't a wig, you freak. This is real hair. Prove it.

Here comes a guy with a decent... Oh, wait. I say, look, man. Yeah, I've got my butt waxed, man. You got to do it sometimes, bro. Especially if you used to use steroids and stuff in high school. You know? It gets thick back there, bro.

It's messy like Jumanji fucking weeds it's very thick I would mind it right now really yeah go to the place and get it done Persian lady will do it

yeah that's a rough gig they do it they beat they'll fucking call you their husband's name while they do it too they're angry

you've done it before yeah did you get on all fours or did you baby it put your legs up in the air oh baby it put your legs up in the air oh no you put your legs up in the air like this

yeah I look her right in the eyes while she does it get it girl yep I say take it take that shit take that shit I say take it daddy

oh god take it daddy I say take it female daddy that's what I say cause I'm a fucking man dude why don't you say take it mama look at your belt looks scared over there

y'all really done that huh yeah if you quit listening to mashbox 20 and get in the game bro okay all of y'all man y'all

if you think I'm fucking break from the lighthouse soundtrack and fucking get in the game bro bro if you turn down the bass on that Kenny G a little

and freaking have a life experience dog maybe you'd be alright bro if you take the headphones out and quit listening to Brooks and Dunn you ain't live till you get on all fours and call someone mama where they rip the hair out your asshole bro yeah dude if you back off the

24 hour live feed from the Volcom festival and work on your your asshole, bro. Yeah, dude, if you back off the 24-hour live feed from the Volcom Festival and work on your... If you're looking for deals on Hot Topic online, you might live a little, Chappelle. Yeah, dude. Take it from Brendan, who's dressed like a bouncer at

Chris D'Elia's closet. Can't let you in, man. Chris only, man. Here's somebody right here who obviously doesn't know what's going on. But he has a robe on, which is sick.

This is fashion related, but let's ignore the poor quality on his video. Is this from the 80s? Hey, what's up, Brendan? What's up, Theo? Brandon from Maryland. Gang.

A couple weeks ago on the episode, I heard you guys hating on Chappelle a little bit about that Malibu piece of apparel he had on there. Okay, so here's my question. Debate club for you. That Hawaiian shirt hitter or that flannel, what's the superior piece of clothing? Gang gang? Depends, bro, on the situation, daddy. Because you look like a real asshole wearing that fucking tropical hitter, you know?

Shut your ass up. If you don't wear it right, you look weird. I don't know. I think it looks good. That shit look dope on you, man. That's that dark rum commercial, remember? That dark Malibu rum. Yeah, you gotta pull the Malibu rum picture. That shit's hilarious. That shit's fire.

That's that fire, dude. I would sell non-alcoholic Malibu rum because I don't drink, you know what I'm saying? And half of Malibu room because I don't drink you know and half a Malibu was in a fire anyway so that shit actually really works yeah um there you go right there Chappelle lacy dark rum how do you not have a quote you say make you do a backflip make you do a backflip two sips of that Chappelle lacy dark two sips you'll be doing cartwheels yeah it'll make you do a backflip. Yeah. Two sips of that Chappelle Lacey Darker.

Two sips, you'll be doing cartwheels. Yeah. It'll make you do a triple axel right out of your community college class. It'll make you flip right into a four-year college. I didn't go to four-year. I'm sorry. Yeah, those riptides won't stand a chance when you're knuckle're when you're knuckle deep i was wearing that shirt i probably would have survived that have you worn it since you should bring it to phoenix though crazy there we go rum sales go

through the roof you know how many people reached out to me and asked where my girlfriend got that shit. Wow. What'd she say? Staples Center? No, she got... What the fuck? Did they have clothes there? Yeah, I got... Apparently. I don't know. That's not where I got. You got that Staples Center? That's that Lakers fucking nighttime hitter, bro.

Oh, yeah, bro. Oh, yeah, bro. Oh, yeah. That's that James Worthy. Stable center flea market, bro. Was your girl pissed we were ripping on your shirt? No. Do you think his girl watches this show? Yeah, I do, man.

I hope she does not. Yeah, I hope she doesn't. Mm-mm. Ooh. Ooh-wee. So what's your guys' pick? I like a nice flannel. You do?

Yeah, a nice flannel looks pretty dope with the right jeans, right kicks. You look pretty fly. You can never go wrong with flannel. Yeah. That's us a lady. Me and Theo. Look at the way Theo's dressed, for God's sakes, and look at me. What do you think, Kat?

Oh, I love flannels. Yeah. Especially flannels on a guy. Gives me that, like, lumberjack vibe. A man who could get, like, down and dirty. That L-jack. They call it that L-jack. That Portland hipster vibe. Yeah.

Oh, dude, yeah. You know, Nick's going to pick flannels. I can't see Nick in a Hawaiian shirt. You don't drop out of college, become a professional gambler and wear Hawaiian shirts. Only if you're successful. What a classic move, dude. I can't get over it, bro. It's so crazy. It's so stupid.

I fucking love it, dude. And it wasn't even real. It was gambling online? Yeah. Five tabling. You can't make any real money in person. Five tables at a time baby really wow it was honest and that's like when i started really listening to podcasts and shit so all things happen for a reason yeah there you go yeah i mean look at dan blitzering you're the same thing

just his daddy funded him you know what i'm saying and what about you chin how did you end up in the podcast world um it's a boring story though not really it's kind of a dope story well i was doing i was a producer and a voiceover director for a spanish dubbed korean television show so confusing so confusing it was a k-pop show so i actually directed people voiceover directed people in spanish oh wow yeah you speak spanish a little bit oh okay and then what is going on crazy yeah so somebody that spoke a little bit of spanish nice directing people directing whole networks. It's directing Korean people.

No, they're actually, they're actually Spanish speakers, but they're dubbing over Korean television show. Okay. K-pop show. Oh my God. Did they have to speak English also? And you told them you,

you translated the Korean to English and just told them in English. No. So we had a translator do the entire sheet and then I would just direct them how to say it. Oh, that's pretty cool. Just like to voice voice act it was just voice acting i see but then i did that and i rented my own studio so i built the whole studio there too and i rented that on the weekends my own with my own money and produced podcasts just to learn it and then brennan and finally the kid brennan was on joe rogan's podcast They're looking for a producer. And I just randomly thought I'm going to see him at a show,

give him a thumb drive with all my information on it, all the shows I did, all that stuff. He took it, reached out later. Boom. What'd you do with the thumb drive? I did a set at the laugh factor.

This is what, five years ago, Chin? Four, four. I was doing a set at the laugh factor. I got off stage and Chin was like, I'm your next producer. I was kind of scared far I was doing set the laugh factor I got off stage and chin was like I'm your next producer samurai sword we're gonna do but he was a badass

thanks dude and this is actually haunted me for years he came in to Corolla because he's friends with Chris Loxamana who's Adam Adam Corolla's producer. And I worked there at the time. And he came in just, like, asking questions how they ran stuff. And he left. And I wanted to apply. I was not qualified at the time to, like, run a podcast. But I literally, I go to Chris and go, I hope he doesn't get it. That's the best.

Damn. I literally felt, I was like, that was just bad juju. You got to root for people I feel bad sorry meet me at 195 meet me at 180 bro double match

that's crazy tag team match bro bro that's a dude wishing the darkness on people man damn Nick you've all been there brother I'm glad I got it

off my chest alright and then look what you have now you feel better Nick you feel better I do I do you got it out my chest. All right. And then look what you have now. You feel better now? I do, I do. You got it out, dude. I hope he doesn't get it. Damn! That's harsh. Chris looked at me, he's like,

what the hell's your problem? You're like, everything's my problem. Where do I start? Should we close it out with the king at her sting it? Man, that burger hit me in the neck, I think. Really?

I didn't know. I thought we were picking which one is which company. And then, so that's what I tasted them all thinking that. I just wanted to prove if you did or didn't like In-N-Out. It would have been hilarious if we picked In-N-Out number one, but we both picked it dead last. Isn't that crazy? Yeah.

Wow. Here we go. I got a king at our stinger for you boys. The Rat King watching over you on that throne while you're dropping that hitter. Amen, brother. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. The Rat King

wants to be with a shit. Praise God, bro. Yep. Why not? A little art in there goes a long ways yeah i think yeah if you can look at some art or something inspiring while something's coming out of your butt then you deserve to be able to do it well sometimes you gotta you know you gotta push through sometimes it's tough to get it out and if you can look up there and get feel probably did this you know yeah yeah i think if you gotta yeah if you look at a nice art doesn't cocaine make you constipated i don't think so i can't always let me go to the bathroom oh is it the opposite that's

why people go do it in the bathroom because they're in there doing and then doing duties doing poop i thought it made you super constipated i don't think so i think if you do pills for like oh that's right pills a long time yeah then you can't go to the toilet. Yeah, that's right. Pills make you constipated. That's the wrong one. But I think people go to the toilet too much anyway. I probably poop maybe two times a week.

It's not a picture of the rat king over your toilet. 73% say king ain't good choices. 27% had issues with it. What else do you want over your bathroom toilet? What is it? Some picture of like- A boat. Yeah. Usually it's a sailboat

or seashells. You know how hard it is to shit on a sailboat? It's extremely hard, dude. Oh, man. Who would say sting it? People who have posters that says live, laugh, love on them. Yeah, that's right.

If you're a single dude and you walk in a girl's room and it says live, laugh, love, you know it's going down. Because you don't have a lot of options. Oh, shit. Is that what it is? Yeah, dude. Oh, man. Well,

that's it, man. I think maybe we'll come out with a special artwork for toilets, man. That's it. Yeah. I think maybe we'll come out with a special artwork for toilets and bathrooms. A shower curtain. I think we need to come out with some artwork for Captain Planet Fitness. Yeah. Gosh, that's hilarious.

That's a shirt. Getting jacked in there. Yeah. We're going to. We got new stuff up, too. A whole new store, don't we? Cat Shop. K-A-T-S.

Cat Shop. S-H-O-P. Yeah. Get you some. Get you we cat shop kts shop shop yep get you some get you something at cat shop go in there and get you something get you something for you get you something for the lady too there it is a couple item you know the shirt's my favorite we got short sleeve long sleeve tanks no sleeve yep no sleeves invisible shirt hell for nine dollars No sleeves. Invisible shirt. Hell, for $9, we'll send you nothing at all, man. That touch tank, baby. Just a box. Send you nothing at all.

Just $9, you get a box. Who is this gentleman? I don't know. I don't know. He definitely... What kind of vibe do you think he gives off? Gay? Oh, God.

Homoeerotic? Yeah yeah a little bit homosexual because he has that sunburnt neck rest of his body doesn't match the color of his neck well he has uh that farmer's tan it looks like if you get on it on his arms yeah he does now he's i think he's a little has a little dash of asianism looks very filipino asianism asianism you might have asianism what's the other models look like is he our only model he's the guy man let's get some thick bitches up in there whoa there's some real big girls on men's shirts yeah why don't we have people do that just big broads just fucking big broads i think you're on to something yeah look at that guy and look at this guy right here lost you're talking about lost yeah oh look man they're gonna ask him what he got his sat

not good this guy oh there's a mechanic shirt if you do mechanics bro yeah bro you work at ford porsche whatever you gotta do get a little nordstrom rack nordstrom's rack changing tires get a little oil on your shirt bro so they got. Nordstrom's rack, changing tires. Get a little oil on your shirt, bro. So they got a couple select items on there, man. If you want a choice, you want to look at something or be in a shirt. You got that coffee mug, too. Maybe you just don't want to wear anything but fucking Rep King and the Sting. So you got that mug.

Yeah, get you a sip in the morning, something to quench your thirst, bro. That little java. Get your dick out and drink some java, bro. Yeah, bro. Hold your dick, bro. Hold little java. Get your dick out and drink some java, bro. Yeah, bro. Hold your dick, bro. Hold your cousin's dick and have a sip of coffee. Yeah, dark roast and grab a handful full of nuts. Yeah, dude.

That shit's sick, dude. Bro, that's what I'm saying, dude. No better way to start the morning. Bro, cut your nuts open, dog, you know? And give one of them to your cousin, dog. Cousin and both share the mug. Yeah, yeah. Maybe just get one mug for the family. Yeah, get one them to your cousin, though. Cousins. And both share the mug. Yeah, yeah. Maybe just get one mug for the family.

Yeah, get one mug for the family, bro. Do that 1800s style. Yeah. Y'all sharing a little bit of soup or something. Do a can of soup. So, but a lot of items on there. That's catshop.com. K-A-T-S shop.com.

And some people think it's your shop, Kat. A lot of people spell my name with a K thinking that you guys named the show after me. Oh, really? But it's not. No. Do people, do you mind if people spell Kat K-A-T?

No, I mean, I don't really care either way because everyone calls me Kat who knows me through work, but then like nobody else outside of work calls me Kat ever. Right. I'm not even that fond of it, to be honest.

Have any of you been like Kat? It's not that I don't. I'm the one who started, didn't I? It's not that I don't like it. I give everyone nicknames. Yeah, you do, dude. It's the flash. I like when you call me that because that's the nickname that you gave me.

I don't really mind the name Kat, but everybody calls me Teen. What about Kitty? If people say Kitty. I don't like that. It's her. It's for her. I know, but I can tell she doesn't like that. Really. It's her. It's for her. I know, but I can tell she doesn't like that.

Really? You couldn't tell she didn't like cat for six years. You can't wear that shirt and ask her if she wants to be called kitty. What?

You've lost that right. Hey, you want to have a seat? You've lost that right. When you come in here with a six-pack full of Zima and ask a little cat if you can call her kitty, you've lost that right. When you come in here with a six-pack full of Zima and ask little Kat if you can call her Kitty, you lost that right. You fucking brain orphan. This is a business shirt, boy.

That ain't no business shirt. Meet me at 240, son. All right, bro. Bro, I'll beat you with a damn yard shovel, dog. You know what I'm saying? You guys are out of your minds, bro. You don't know this. She doesn't like the name Kat for four years, and you're going to say.

She likes it when I call her it. She barely likes it. She said she likes it. She said she... Your family calls you teen? Yeah. Yeah. Nobody calls me Kat

outside of work. Yeah. All the fans call you Kat. Yeah. Yeah. Which is kind of nice because if you call... The majority of the people

call you Kat, that means. Mm-hmm. Have you gone on any dates or met up with anybody that's hit you up uh through the show uh no i have not wait no okay if you have have you been no i'm trying to think yes how's it been going um it's been going i don't really i'm just learning that i am one of two people while dating i'm either super either super forward and very aggressive,

or I'm a little bitch. Like, I will not say anything. It's one or the other. Well, it's probably based off the vibe with the guy, right? Yeah. I don't know. Like, some guys I'm really aggressive with. I'm very forward.

And then other guys, like, I won't even look at you. So you don't like them, or are they super alphas? No, they just make me nervous. I don't know what it is. It's one or the other. And what kind of ethnicity have these men been? White boys. Mostly white boys are in my DM, so that's all I've really got right now.

There was one Asian dude that I really liked, but he was the one I was aggressive with. I don't think he was ready for that. You were too aggressive? Yeah, I don't know what it is. I'm putting it down and Asian men just aren't picking it up up are they prepared because a lot of asian men will take their own lives do they it seemed like you can be aggressive with them if they're willing to take their own life they could handle anything i just don't think they the asian guys i was hitting up were ready for like a woman to come after them i think they're used to doing the chasing they're not used

to someone just coming up to them be like hi i want you like let's go out but the white boys are down huh yes white boys are super forward and then i get shy yep you get shy when they're really hands-on yeah sometimes sometimes well well that's how it goes man no dark meat no they're not here where are they chapelle there's a lot in la cat there's a lot but yeah well point in my way i just haven't met the right one but you like all all flavors yeah is there anyone you're like that's just not my thing what about a big mexican dude i love mexicans yeah oh yeah love mexicans a lot of people in my dreams are mex, if I have dreams. Oh, why is that?

At night. I don't know. I don't know all that. You should probably talk to somebody about that. I'm talking to five of my friends, so. I mean, talk to a professional. Huh? Talk to a professional.

I'm not talking to a freaking professional. Really? Did you quit talking to your therapist? Huh? No. Did you quit talking to her? Well, run this idea by her. There has to be some reason for it. What?

There's people in my dreams that are Mexican, man. There's a lot of Mexican people out there. That's fair. So you love Mexicans. What else? I love Mexicans, but Mexicans never loved me growing up. Yep. Yep.

Same here. I'm just looking for a caballero. That's it. Yeah. A capoeira? No, caballero. Caballero. Caballeros.

Come on, Calabrons. Horseback riders. Well, good luck, Kat. Thanks. You have to put these on, dude. Let's end this thing, huh? Maybe you were a Mexican in your past life, Theo. Horses in the front.

Horses in the back. Horses in the back. Caballeros in the front. Cabron. Caballeros. I'm in the lake, Cabron. Wait, where play Cuervo's graduation song. Oh, we really should. We'll get demonetized.

No, never mind. Just kidding. Hey, Brennan, you ain't giving me no nickname. You little liar. Huh? That's dangerous. I don't want a nickname for you, actually giving me no nickname. You little liar. Huh? That's dangerous. I don't want a nickname for you, actually. I'm good.

I'll pass. I usually give everybody nicknames. Yeah, I don't want it. Let me think on it. No. You got it. I can't see shit, bro. You can't?

No. I can't see them haters, boy. what i'm saying uh i can't see shit i'm supposed to go get a haircut today really what are you gonna do get it cut can you guys see me roll my eyes through these you're just gonna get a little trim down the back i don't know i'm gonna get different i'm gonna get all parts of it cut i think you hit the links after you're just wearing that shirt for the fuck of it i told you if you go to business thing oh okay okay not everybody does business with their son on trails all the time some of us have real business to do that's fair but well i think. Well, I think this is it. I think

this is it, dog. He's trying to pound you. It's a pound. There you go. Sorry. Gang out. go hard in the paint i do not think i am in flow black rifle coffee i'm ready to go i need a sponsor i am a monster about to open up with this at my concerts flow is contagious browser outrage is thicker than girls that are instagram famous damn hungry like i'm fresh off keto seeing red

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