The Golden Hour - Episode 74: A Tribute To Western America

Episode Date: June 19, 2020

The guys do an All New Doppelgänger Segment "KATS In The Wild" and talk Nick's Underwear, Naked Theo, Dining On Penis, Shapel Rapping To Paul Wall, Matchbox 20 Hits, Darius Rucker, Restaurant Birthday Songs, Poisoned Shakes, Cat's Dating Life Update, Brendan's ACT Score Update, Heath Ledger vs Joaquin Phoenix as the Best Joker, LA vs LA, Scar Stories and much more!Liquid IV - https://liquidiv.com/ use code: KATS at checkoutManscaped - https://manscaped.com/ use code: KINGSTINGWWSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dude, how about Red Robin? Do we have a birthday here? Yes, we have a birthday here. Whose birthday? Your birthday. Whose birthday? God damn. Then the bird comes out. The bird was all ratchet. You're like, why is the bird dancing like that? I don't think that's a white guy in that suit.

Bird's all... Bird, just like it. Back off my broccolini. Get your life together. Just like that. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. Back off my broccolini. Get your life together. It is. Don't touch me, bro. I'm not touching you, dude.

Damn, bro, you got that Dallas Buyers Club vibe going this morning? Dude, I'm trying to pay. This shit is fresh. Dude, I'm paying homage to Western America. I was looking at Western America on a map yesterday. Different territories. You look up some of the territories of Western America, please, Nate. And you're just doing some research on it?

Yeah. Now, is that a proper cowboy hat? It kind of looks like you got that from Black Eyed Peas or some shit like that. What is it? What is Black Eyed Peas? Did you buy a hat at Texas Roadhouse? No, man. Oh, this seems authentic.

Like something you get at Luke's. Can I get some breadsticks, too? Whose birthday is it? Whose birthday is it? There's a snake in my butt. What? My sister used to work at texas roadhouse man that's my fave dude i think she almost got knocked up by one of the managers shit to retire early dude classic story the manager's just creeping on the waitress oh bro that's every place the manager just hey yeah, hey, do you need some extra hours?

Yeah. You need some extra hours? How about 12 a.m. to 2 a.m.? They're like, huh? Whose birthday is it? Whose birthday is it? How about overtime on these nuts? Do you ever work in a restaurant, Kat?

No, never. What? Before the podcast job, I worked at an apartment complex, and my manager was gay. Yeah, Callan said he realized he was old when he walked by some construction workers and nobody looked at him. I was like, well, maybe they're not gay. He's like, what? He's like, but they's like but they were usually whistle are you at the abbey and we ho all right i don't think those guys are really doing construction dude yeah those are his dancers just having lunch yeah those are dancers trying to build a bridge in your mouth trying to build that beef that meat what's inside of your penis you think

beef or what kind of meat is in there if you had to think pork you think yeah that's that white meat pork it probably is pork huh like if you had to have a little bit of penis or something in another country i wouldn't need any penis here but uh it's illegal here amigo is it yeah pretty sure yeah peru i think you can eat penis what do you know snuck a couple of fucking uh cock nuggets into a satchel for lunch them exotic korean barbecues yeah how exotic is it getting how How exotic are we talking here, playboy?

I bet if they did eat penises, it'd probably be somewhere in China, like Wuhan type of area. And that's fair. Yeah. And that's fair. Man, what's going to happen?

I guess we can't go, we're not, I mean, this is all from China, I mean, everything's from China. What are we even going to have here? We're going to have to make our own stuff again

in America. Good. Good, America. I agree. Good. You should have to make our own stuff again in America. Good. Yeah. Good. America. I agree. Good. You should have seen Chappelle fucking wrapping that Paul Wall this weekend. Really?

Paul Wall liked it too, huh? Yeah, he did. Did he? Yeah. I think he reposted it. Dude, I want to be his friend. I want a grill. The people's champ.

Oh, you can get one, man. I want a grill so bad. I didn't see it. You didn't see him going hard in the paint? Is that Justin Lawson? No, that's not Justin Lawson. That's Malik. That's Malik.

Malik. I don't know why you want him to call him Malik. Malik is a devil name. Malik is a devil name. Malachi. Malachi. Mordecai. Mordecai, yeah.

Mordecai is a devil name. Really? That's Satan, boy. Mordecai. That's hard. That's hard. That shit's hard. Is it?

Ooh. Brennan's flexing that Jordan in there, too. All right. Grape J's. Grape it up. That's me dancing. Look at that. Oh, look at Paul Wall.

Look, he commented. Hey. Oh, he did? Yeah, look. Hey. You guys have to be best friends. I know. That's my friend.

Matchbox 20 next, Nick. That's the truth, man. That's how Paul crawls, son. Look at him go, Doug. It's black on the outside, different on the inside. Said I don't know if I've ever been really loved. Matchbox 20, what's their jam?

Huh? What's their jam? Oh, so many jams. 3AM? Yeah. You don't know that one? I'd have to hear. Are you a big Matchbox fan? No. Yeah, you are. Fuck that one? I don't. I'd have to hear. I'm not like, are you a big Matchbox fan?

No. Yeah, you are. Fuck you. Yeah, you are. Yeah. Rock Thomas is great, you know? Oh, they do have some jams. Rock Thomas mastered that haircut, too, man.

He's one of a kind. No, Matchbox 20 isn't bad, man. Yeah. I can't tell you when they're jams, though. It's wedding music. Yeah, you'll know. It's kind of like late 90s wedding music. You know who showed up at our Phoenix show?

Who? The Chappelle Lacey of country. Darius Rucker. No way. Yeah, look at it. What? And I told him a joke and it ate shit. In front of everyone.

Hey, man. Dolphins make me cry, too. No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. On stage, you said, or just backstage? Backstage. Oh, horrible idea. It went bad.

That would have killed the stage. He went like this. What? I went, the dolphins, they're never good. Hey, man, so. Wow. Brian didn't know who he was. Really?

Yeah, I was like, dude, who do you need to blowfish? He's like, nah. I'm like, fuck, dude. Get hip. Wagon wheel know who he was. Really? Yeah, I was like, dude, Hootie and the Blowfish? He's like, nah. I'm like, fuck, dude. Get hip. Wagon Wheel, dude? Yeah. You know how many hits he has? Brian had no clue.

No clue. So many hits, man. All right, this. Look at Nick. I'm a huge Darius Rutgers solo country fan. He's amazing, man. He's from Augusta, Georgia, I think. South Carolina.

Is he? South Carolina. Southern state of mind he's such a beast wow what was he doing there just a fan dog what he was crunk too was he yeah he was really cool and was he with uh who was he with friends or anything yeah just some friends wow he lives there he's just where they're working or what did he say anything he didn't say anything he was like came to the show man huge fan yeah wow i don't think kim and brian knew who each other were yeah he came for me he did yeah wow that's cool man brian was like who are you he's like who

are you i was like who'd he hit him yeah who'd he hit him people got mad because we didn't realize this guy actually uh we love this guy's song, Jimmy Hutchin. No, Dan Lucille. You're talking about that thick ZZ Top? Yeah, and he was actually covering Wagon Wheel, which is Darius Rugger covered from Old Crow Medicine. I didn't realize that. That was my favorite.

Did we play it last episode? No, it was like three or four. Big boy's bike club ain't no quitter. Oh, yeah. This should be the outro. No, it was like three or four. This should be the outro. Yeah. We're retiring little brows. I got roasted when I suggested that. Today we are going to,

I don't know if we're going to retire, but we'll put it on sabbatical for a week. Chill, bro. Yeah. Let's take Mr. Lucille on the way out. Oh, yeah. That shit was beautiful. Oh, I met Brendan at 240.. Oh, I met Brendan at 240.

You did? I met him at 240. Dude, these fucking guys. You've been losing weight, huh? Kind of. Dang, man. But these dudes, man. I'm in the back just trying to get my mind right to do my show. And how long does that take?

They go, oh, it's Wrestle Friday. I'm like, I don't want to wrestle. It's Wrestle Friday. And everyone starts talking shit. And then this is what happens. Oh, I thought this want to wrestle. It's Wrestle Friday. Then everyone starts talking shit, and then this is what happens. Oh, I thought this was something from a Black Lives Matter rally. Because I saw this. Brandon's at TIPA.

Yeah, now watch Chappelle tap himself. I have no idea what's going on. Someone had to tell me. Look at him in his face because he didn't even know. I thought I hurt you. Bit the hand, bro. He didn't even know that I was touching him. Spells cheek. Like a truck driver. You beat the cheeks out of that boy right there.

Dude, is that Keith Peterson right there? Who is that? That's no nonsense Jay. Jay's going, he's tapping, he's tapping. I thought I heard him. I was like, oh shit. I thought I heard him. That's no-nonsense Jay. Oh, that's Jay's shoulder right there. Jay's going, he's tapping, he's tapping. I thought I heard him.

I was like, oh, shit. Bro, yeah. You can't tap yourself. I don't know what the fuck's going on. Bro, do not let CNN get a hold of this. I'd be screwed, man. My career would be over. Look at that.

You look like a criminal, huh? I'm on his neck. I got a beanie on. It's just a nightmare for me. It's a PR nightmare. That's a PR nightmare. This is like the damn Jussie Smollett Olympics over here. Now, they asked for this, man.

I was minding my own business. Sure they did, huh? And right before this was another black guy. Oh, yeah, it was. Wow, man. You guys are getting risky out there. He said I was strong, though. Yeah, he is strong. Well, look, man. You guys are getting risky out there. He said I was strong, though. Yeah, he is strong. Yeah.

Well, look, man. It looked like you guys, you went a good eight, seven seconds. If you were a rodeo, you'd have done well. You just needed another four minutes and 52 seconds, man. It's a five-minute round. You got to know what's going on. Yeah, a lot of Western places that I just want to pay homage to.

What do we have? Idaho, Boise. Places people don't think about. Boise, Laredo, Amarillo. Is that shirt very Western? Yeah. Do you get from Abercrombie and Bitch? What is it?

Wish that was funny. I've become a snitch. This is the new Takashi 6ix9ine collection. No, that's that Texas Roadhouse collection, bro. Whose birthday is it? Whose birthday is it? Whose birthday is it? Dude, I'd pay good money for you to come and do that for people's B-days.

Bro, my sister used to work there. So when it was your birthday, right, they used to bring this saddle out from the back. It was like this little saddle that they had set on top of two baby chairs, you know. They had taken those little baby high chairs and they put a saddle on top of two of them and bring it out. Then they would sit you on the saddle and sing to you. I think they still do. No, thanks, Texas Roadhouse. It was so embarrassing. Dude, that shit's so embarrassing. The saddle was sang to you. I think they still do. No, thanks, Texas Roadhouse. It was so embarrassing. Dude, that shit's so embarrassing.

The saddle was sticky, too. They were like, whose birthday is it? Dude, how about Red Robin? Do we have a birthday here? Yes, we have a birthday here. Whose birthday? Your birthday. Whose birthday?

God damn. Then the bird comes out. The bird was all ratchet. The bird was all, yeah. You're like, why is the bird the bird comes out. The bird was all ratchet. The bird was all, yeah. You're like, why is the bird dancing like that? I don't think that's a white guy in that suit. And it's all, bird's all. What's going on here, man?

The bird got real urban. The bird has six eggs. Like, damn. Six eggs with lip gloss on? There's nothing. I can't believe somebody. I wonder if anybody's ever shot somebody singing on their birthday song. Because that gets intense, man.

If you don't want it and they come do it. Oh, it's the worst, man. I do not want that. I think they stopped doing it most places, though. Like, even Chili's used to do it really? yeah

for my birthday my big deal was I'd get a full rack of ribs and a chocolate shake and they'd come around and sing to me and then my mom'd be like I'm not paying for this

so let's run damn dude that sounds almost heartbreaking yeah whatever you know it's the life. Sounds beautiful, man.

It's got to be hectic when you've got to take your son for a full rack of ribs. And a shake. You're looking at a $25 meal, son. That's a good call. No wrong doing. I'm going to have to offer this. Oh, yeah. They bleached up an officer's milkshake.

Shake Shack following up good PR last week with really bad PR. They supposedly poisoned another milkshaking incident. That's what made me think of it. Stay away from the milkshakes at Shake Shack. Just get them damn burgers. My milkshake brings all the boys to the hospice. I'm telling you, bro. They almost killed these dudes, bro.

Milkshakes bring all the boys to the ER. Milkshakes are delicious, man oh i can't i just healthy yeah that's the thing i get nervous about having them they're so thick some of them yeah that's what i love and i just get embarrassed i'm trying to get it out the straw and i can't oh no you're shocking for life oh sometimes i'll go in the bathroom and do it in one of the stalls i'm'm not even joking. No, the move is the long game. The long game. Wait it out, dog. Wait it out. I can't either.

So I suck, bro. I deep throw that straw and I suck. Why do you put it off? There's no reason to deep throw it. I get so aggressive, dude. Yeah, but just don't do that. Just suck on it. That's crazy, dude. Some, but just don't do that. Just suck on it. Oh, gosh.

That's crazy, dude. Some guy's fucking deep throwing the straw. Those thick, like the boba straws, you know, those thick boba straws? Yeah. They see an exhaust. Yeah. You just put your whole mouth around that thing and go, daddy. Yeah, but less of a reason I feel like to suck on it.

Yeah, I think they gave me a wrong straw. They gave me like one of those coffee stirrers. Oh, no. So you have to go to the bathroom and get it done oh i had to have somebody yeah i remember kind of starting to dark out a little just it was fucking too much man i look hydrated huh do you look super hydrated i need to be hydrated because i drink a lot of whiskey on the road dude and i get dehydrated oh i'll tell you exactly what to do to recover because i've seen you putting that iv in your arm i know that's what i do yeah it's expensive bro expensive a couple hundred bucks man and you can get the same effect by going liquid iv what you talking about go straight in through your gullet man your favorite hole in your body is your mouth brother and i know that

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Me and his son are going to do business, dude. You guys talking about replacing him? Yeah, I called his son earlier on the calculator, and we're going to divide up some business later. Ready to go? A little Taco Tuesday, dog. Yeah. Kat, your hair looks nice, huh?

Is there a special occasion going on in your life right now? No, just decided to look like a lady today. Did you go on any dates this weekend? No, I went home and spent time with my family, though. That's fun. And do you have a man that you kind of link up with when you go back home?

Do you have like a, you know, a regional kind of man by where your folks are? Maybe an old faithful. Yeah, yeah. Something like that old faithful. Like a go-to booty call?

Yeah. Maybe the kids call it? That BC? Better call Tyrone. When you come home. Tyrone. There was and then he got on my nerves. What's that? There was and then he got on my nerves.

What did he do? I don't like it when guys trip on me if I'm not your girlfriend. He makes a big fuss. I don't like that. Ain't no one need that energy. Was it white guy? No, Asian dude. Wow. Asians are protective, dude. Taking that L.

I think he got more insecure as he found out that there are more. Because after last week, there were a bunch of Mexican guys who slid into my DMs. I got a surge. You said you like Mexicans. Yes. And then he started to get very insecure about that. And he annoyed me. So when I went home, I just didn't see him. He doesn't realize what he's dealing with the type of animal little cat is a lot of dudes

don't you know it's sad do you find do you think you are hard to deal with as a girlfriend cat no i'm really easy i find that people don't like that i'm so laid back because it makes them feel like i don't care about them but i'm just not the type of person to trip off of someone if you're not my boyfriend. Okay. That's the way to be. Yeah. Look at her. That's the way to be.

Do you know if that's true or not? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know either. I'm just trying to make Kat feel better. I feel you. I almost said it. Thanks, Brendan. Kat's independent, though.

Yes. A lot of dudes are like, oh. Kat does seem independent. I think you would eat a man up like if chapelle for example i feel like you would we would not see so nice i feel like i would right when you say that though i feel it's like uh dude how about chapelle and phoenix because you would go chapelle me callen this dude to end his set does a backflip like what the fuck bro yeah it's because these motherfuckers called me out because they see it on here and they didn't

think I could do it. You got to let them know. They thought you were lying. Yeah, they thought I was lying. Oh, I know. I'm going to tell you. My dad asked my dad. I was talking to my dad.

I go, Dad, why don't you get my ACT? Did I get a 32? He goes, oh, no. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. You didn't get a 32. He goes, your friend got a 32. He goes, you got a 29.

You got a 29? Wow. Still hard to believe. Still hard to believe, man. Not impossible to believe. Hey, you've done a lot of things that people say you wouldn't do, bro. That dude constantly freaking purses the envelope, man. My dad goes, 32?

Nah, that was your buddy all right you remember he was i don't know probably 29 or something all right cool i'll talk to you later we're we're changing stereotypes in here cat didn't even take cat didn't even go to college you got a 29 in the act chapelle no cat went to usc i went to college oh my bad i just didn't go and take the ACT or SATs. Oh, that's right. I think you're the only one without a degree in here. Me?

No. Oh, you didn't get one? Dropped out. And Chin doesn't either. You and I are the only ones with degrees. Makes sense. Look at that. Chin dropped out to tour across Asia as Doug Funny character.

But I went to a bunch of colleges, a ton. Yeah, that doesn't count though. Yeah. I went to like three junior colleges and then transferred to Cal State University Fullerton. And then after I dropped out because I was doing full-time computer networking. So I was making money and making a living. So I just dropped out. And I can't believe you didn't get in some type of a gang or something.

Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't get recruited. Yeah. Because you're so big. Well, I was going to say, because you seem multiracial to me. Multiracial? Yeah. I can see you being Latino. Every bit of Korean.

You think? Latino? That's a giant Korean, man. I've been mistaken for other ones like Filipino. Yep. Chinese. Never Mexican. I have been.

Never Mexican. The magical Pinoy baby right there i can see you bro i'm telling you mexican no i could see you being mexican easily all right cowboy like a mexican kind of like ponderosa nick nick looks 100 white 100 yeah it's like but he also looks like uh lawrence taylor and whiteface yeah pull up that Lawrence Taylor. Bring up LT in white face. Nick does have a very... I wasn't personally in a gang. I could have seen it. You have the same

nose, Nick. Oh my god. Nick, I could have seen... Chin, I could have seen washing the knives at night from the game. You know? Same nose. Wow. I see that. God, I don't... I have this shitty gift, man. I'm like Rain Man, but I can't count. That's also the strangest picture of Lawrence Taylor.

I don't even think that was Lawrence Taylor. I'm going to be real honest with you. They have this exact same nose. Wow. No, I'm not even joking. They look the same look. If you took that beard off. Lips, same lips, like chin.

Yep. Did you play football? I was on the team. What's that mean? So no. That means he was accused of a crime by a cheerleader. Nick, if you got some bro talks, dude, you would be straight up.

I've gotten Doc Rivers from my friends back in Wisconsin quite a bit. Okay. I'm feeling more Lawrence Taylor there. Ooh, yes, I could see that right there. That one, yeah. Maybe a little. Wow.

I'm saying, man, we got all kind of diversity in here. Yeah, there's a theme building of who I look like. Yeah. And we're respecting a lot of the Western territory today. Cheyenne, Wyoming. Helena. Durango, Colorado. Durango. Durango. Hats off to you. Santayenne, Wyoming. Helena. Durango, Colorado. Durango.

Santa Fe, New Mexico. Mesa, Arizona. Yeah. Let's do it, papi. That's funny we brought up lookalikes because I was going to launch a new segment today. I'm sure I'm not the only one but I always get tagged in like pictures videos of people that look like everybody on here So we'll just go through some of the look-alikes that people find or post and we'll pick a winner and maybe send them some crap

I find in the back Okay, by crap. Do you mean your underwear? Unused Here's Chappelle That boy got a little sugar in his tank With those hip movements He's famous in Arizona Is he?

For what? He's a choreographer, he's a dancer Didn't the Rams draft him? Do you know his name, Chappelle? I think it's Oscar. That's an arena league team. He auditioned for America's Got Talent. Wow.

Did they say he has talent? Yeah, dude, it's dope. We can dance. I mean, you see him getting there. Anybody can have it. They had a man with four dogs on there. And they're like, oh, that's talent. You nervous?

Oh, shit. Damn, he's big. Oh big oh wow big guy with sweat unless he got buns okay damn that boys and he seems so thick mildly homoerotic as well just mildly his legs are homoerotic oh shit that that shit. That knee slaps. He got that sofa cushion, bro. The sofa cushion. Bro, you could lose some coins in there, man. Dude, you could find a couple Skittles up in there, bro. That's that sweet and thick.

That boy has a little sugar in his tank. That's cool, though. Yep. He's famous in Arizona? Yeah, he's like a big choreographer. And he played football, too. He does the choreography for like the Ratt dancers, and I think the Cardinals dancers. I don't think the Rattlers are still in business.

Shout out Cliff Kingsbury, too. There's no more AFL. They've won championships, too. Yeah, sure they did, Chappelle. The Rattlers? The Rattlers! But who else does it? So he's out of a job if he just works for the Rattlers.

No, I mean, he does choreography. What is he doing, Chappelle? Choreography. Okay. You make money off that. I'm just trying to get to the bottom of this. I do, right? Because it's suspect.

Well, yeah. First of all, the Rattlers have to play real snakes. I say you get an eight of them out there, you get eight real ass fucking snakes out there. Let's see who's who. That's what I like about a lot of these teams stealing people's names, you know? Like the Penguins. Put them real fucking penguins on ice. Yeah.

Get them bitches out there, huh? Fucking hit up a, you know, light up a sweet little fucking dab of meth next to a couple penguins on ice yeah get them bitches out there huh fucking hit up a you know light up a sweet little fucking dab of meth next to a couple penguins bro see these penguins get ratchet yeah and get them ice bitches out there dog about to see who's who man that thing will fucking bite your damn toes off one at a time wait so is that guy supposed to look oh they're saying he looks like chapelle yeah yeah you posted video, and I got tagged so much. Everybody thought it was Chappelle. And here, someone saw Theo at the carnival.

Actually, Jimmy Hutchins did. The carnival. Oh. That's Theo. That's Theo if he got fucking tits. He's got a booty. Oh, yeah. Look at that. And there's Chappelle at a booty. Oh, yeah. Look at that.

And there's a car at the end. Oh, man. Wow. Sorry, Nick. I didn't mean to step on your words there. That is Chappelle's long lost mother.

Is that how you met Theo? Yeah. By that oven fresh pizza at the carnival and all he could do was... Oh, my God.

Holy fuck. Wow. You got that little satchel on, too. And the juxtaposition of skin tones on those two boys. Oh, my God. That shit is spot on. Bro, it's almost like that feel looked like I was wearing a thong, if anybody noticed. It's an eclipse.

Yeah, you sure this isn't an eclipse going on? It is June. It's almost June 22nd. First of all, I ain't that thick. Huh? Yeah. I don't know. I feel like that young man could definitely, you guys could be each other.

He has a little more cushion for the bush around the tummy. Yeah. He seemed like a little softer. Yeah. A little more round. Yeah. It's you if you can't do a backflip. Yeah.

There we go. Yeah. It's you if you're into video games instead of cheerleading. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. Yeah, okay I'll accept that And that was me and Theo's origin story

And this one someone saw Brandon getting some work done I Just degenerate Oh, that is you! Oh, my God! His name's Stefan. Oh, shit. That's me if I got a nose job, son. A nose job? That boy is cute, though. Let's be real. That boy is cute.

That is you. Go back a little bit there, Nick. Take me back about 10 seconds there. Yes. Oh, my God. He has a better beard than me though, man. Oh my God. What? Oh, fuck.

Bro, some of his beard is drawn on. Look at it where it's drawn. Yeah, man. On, Stefan. Damn. Damn, Stefan. Don't hurt him. Is it?

Stefan, don't hurt him. Yeah. Oh, God. Stefan got that drip, bro. Y'all get dressed the same, bro. Damn. Welcome to the lip of sippy, dog. Damn. Yeah, that drip, bro. Y'all get dressed the same, bro. Damn. Welcome to the lip of sippy, dog. Damn.

That boy's juicy. That's the bomb Sawyer right there, bro. That boy's juicy, man. Damn, boy. That's so good. Call me fucking Huck, son. Yeah, that shit was spot on. Wow.

That's that box B-Shop, man. I don't know what's going on there. Damn, bro. And then I think we got one some real fuck boys i can't even look at you right now dude but i'll see you at stefan man i bet you stefan would like to come over and sing that song late at night. You feel me? Stefano would give me like, happy birthday.

Like, it ain't my birthday. I know, but we still going to celebrate. We do the practice. Why are you whispering? That's just how I talk. I got 70% of my voice taken out. And we got one more. And we got someone's Chappelle getting

some groceries this one is probably the most sent in Hey, act like Theo ain't behind you. I respect you. He's got my back. This is right after the carnival. And that's risky to do in a Walmart, depending on what city you're in, man. I think it's Texas because we can Texas play. Dudes be getting shot for way less, you know what I'm saying? Yep.

Praise God, brother. So I think we have a clear winner for Cats in the Wild today. It was the submitter from Brendan. That whispering stuff. Cats in the Wild, bro. You trying to make one more run before I get this bottom surgery? Before I get my bottom sewn open. Sewn open.

What's the chance you hook me up with that Theo Vaughn? I like his hair. I like how he has them titty implants on his ass. I'll tell you right now, 0% shot. Shout out Arizona, man. Shout out Stockton. Shout out to Germany where Stefan lives. Yeah, shout out Stuttgart.

Wow, man. Cats in the wild. More on the wild side with Stefan, I think. You feel me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. His beard did look drawn on, man. Cats in the wild. More on the wild side with Stefan, I think. You feel me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. His beard did look drawn on, though. Oh, he's been through a lot. He's got a set of hair on him.

He's been through a lot. We got to get him in here. We'll find him. I don't know about that. I was joking around about him seeing you happy birthday, man. Dude, don't you want that stunt double, bro? That wiener stunt double? I don't think so, man.

Come on, man. Unless they do a fucking Brokeback Mountain 2, I don't think he's going to get the part, bro. You feel me? Dude, whatever, man. I've been watching Hey Dude reruns all morning. All right? God bless y'all, man.

Moving on to some debate club. Theo, Brendan, got a debate club for you. Last night, just got done watching that old Brian Cowan claim the fame hitter, the Joker. I'm a big Batman fan. I like the Dark Knight.

So, question is, who's the better Joker? Joaquin phoenix or heath ledger let me know gang gang bat butts oh man i don't like the and i've said this before i don't like where uh comic book movies are going it's too realistic i don't that joker great movie that was so dark man yeah i like I like that Jack Nicholson Joker I like when it's a little pretend it's too real. I don't need Batman being all realistic, you know, I like it fake I like mr. Freeze chill out Like Jim Carrey is the Riddler

Like Danny DeVito as the penguin. Yeah the best. Yes. Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman. Yeah. I like getting pretend land. This shit's too real, man. I'll tell you what. This isn't a popular opinion. Y'all can suck my Stefan dick. I like Jared Leto as the Joker.

I thought he was dope as the Joker. I haven't seen many of this. Did you see the Joaquin Phoenix? I saw the Joaquin Phoenixenix but i thought it was amazing it's so oh it's a mask i thought it was super smart the way that they like went into the joker was more actually but yeah i guess if you're i'm not a big fan of uh this type of stuff where people you know change their clothes and be like uh somebody who can do all kind of amazing stuff all of a sudden like uh but also i like batman being a little more unrealistic like because batman doesn't really have any skills just a rich dude who likes to fight right and like pay some

morgan freeman and make all these he's antifa he's basically antifa you know what i'm saying it's antifa he's the original he was the decent antifa before it went real dark they went way left yeah dude uh but i like i thought the i haven't seen the heath ledger one oh you've never seen oh it's so good is it good so good but he's barely in it like he's in it but he's not that much in it compared to walking phoenix who carried the whole movie he was in it more than jaredo in Suicide Squad though. Here's the problem with that. Jared Leto said how much he was in it. Yeah, he was cut out. They could have made a whole movie just

on him as the Joker. But he was pissed. They did it so much he was barely in it. Should have been in it way more. And he died though in it, right? No. He didn't die while he was shooting it? No. And who's the guy in the lower middle? That guy, who is that?

Is that Stefan? That's Jared Leto. Oh, it is? I haven't seen that one. Or Tony Hinchcliffe. A lot of people confuse it with Tony Hinchcliffe, too. Oh, yeah. Jack Nicholson wasn't bad, either.

Tony Hinchcliffe, Loki, and Tifa as well. Is that Tony Hinchcliffe? Oh. Oh, wow. Oh, he he was a joker no it was just some definitely more of a stefan vibe there than joker yeah you've never seen dark knight though theo that's literally my favorite movie really it's amazing i'll have to watch it i played the video game the video game's not that great it's okay it's cool that's a video game yeah dark knight's amazing yeah i gotta watch it then but i thought the new joker was good i but i was heavy though it was heavy oh it was real heavy man and brian was in it for three seconds yeah but i thought he had a good little i thought he did a good job in it did you think i mean he was like hey and then they just kind of went on

you know yeah but i wish they'd have talked to him more i wish they would have talked to him how about when brian was shooting that i was in new york shooting some something for bravo tv i was and then they just kind of went on, you know? Yeah. I wish they'd have talked to him more. I wish they would have talked to him more when they were doing the makeup. How about when Brian was shooting that, I was in New York shooting something for Bravo TV. I was on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen. So he was shooting Joker then and I was like, oh dude,

and we were literally where he was and where I was, we were, I mean, a block away. He goes, meet me for dinner. So I go to meet him for dinner and you know the little midget in the movie? The small guy? I get there, Brian's at you know the little midget in the movie? The small guy?

I get there. Ryan's at dinner with the midget. With the small man? Demon tell me. No way. And he just looks at me and goes, be cool. Be cool. I'm cool, but should he give me a heads up, dude?

Yeah. Great guy, though. Great guy. Yeah, I wonder if you, that's the man right there. And what's his name? Harold? Harold? Harold? Damn, somebody, literally the worst part about this is someone else, just when I think Brendan's out of his mind, someone has it saved as midget from Joker movies.

Lake, yo. Lake, yo. And he's really nice. Is he Scottish? Yeah. You know, a lot of Scottish people have this syndrome. Really? Yep.

Why is that? I think it's just they're rebellious. It's like, I'm not being tall. Fuck you. Got it. Makes sense. He does a lot of work. Like it's at a molecular level, man.

Do you think all the small people hate on the guy from Games of Thrones? Because he's kind of like their lord and savior. You know what I'm saying? Like he takes, if you're going to get a role, he's going to get it. Like you can't only have so many small people in a movie. You're going to have the dude from Game of Thrones. Yeah. You know what's weird is he has kids and his daughter's normal size.

So they're like holding hands and she's fucking six foot tall. That's wild, man. Crazy, huh? They used to have a man, Buzz, who was a mechanic and he was married to a little person. And everybody was shocked.

We didn't know. No one had ever seen it before. Yeah, because you're not really allowed to say, refer to them as midgets. Even though you did twice. But midget is also a French word. If you go to France, you can't.

Oh, it is? Mijote. Are y'all fucking with me? I swear to God. It makes sense, though. Mijote. Yeah, go to France, man. I trust y'all.

I trust y'all. Don't stay in America your whole life, dude. Live your life, Chappelle. Yeah, get out there, bro. Go do a backflip in the fucking Eiffel Tower. All right. I'll do it. Eat some escargot and do a cartwheel, bro.

I've only been to Canada and Mexico, so. Oh, yeah. You got to get out, man. Go to Taiwan. Go to Jamaica, bro. Quit fucking around. Dude, go to fucking Thailand.

Go to one of the suck bars. Why would I want to go there? Yeah. Why wouldn't you, dude? Go to a what bar? A suck bar. What is a suck bar? Well, you get a nice cold beer

and you get sucked off under the table for 25 cents. I don't drink. Bro, they have old duels. And you could fake the funk. No. You could just get a beer.

They don't force you to drink it. Look here, froaders, dude. That is the worst idea to go all the way somewhere just to get sucked off for a nickel somewhere. Bro, go see a site and do something, bro. But also go to the suck bar. to get sucked off for a nickel somewhere bro go see a site and do something bro but also go to the suck go to a tombstone or something you know go do something special man you go to seattle and see bruce lee's grave there you go i've seen kurt cobain's house you go to amsterdam i've also seen this oh you could see jim morrison's grave dude I did like that the Batman when he was in like the underground

cave and he had the old man who was helping him out which one was that one Alfred yeah I like that one is that in Amsterdam no no I'm not sure what movie that was who was in it that was the Dark Shadows or what's it called the first Batman

I mean the Batcave and Alfred were in every Batman. Michael Keaton. All of them. I'm talking about Michael Keaton. I'm talking about Michael Keaton. You know who would be the shittiest Batman ever? It would be Tom Arnold. It'd be horrible to watch.

Who's the worst Batman? Val Kilmer? No. Oh, that'd be horrible to watch. Who's the worst Batman? Val Kilmer? No. Oh, that's your boy. See, those are my favorite. Batman Returns, those are my Batmans. This new shit. Did Ben Affleck play him?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, Ben Affleck played him. That one kind of went under the rug. It was Batman versus Superman. Ben Affleck was that juicy Batman. Was he? Yeah, he's Batman on that deck of D-ball Batman. Oh, damn.

Yeah, he got real juicy. Might have to get a sack of that. Yeah, dog. The best one was the animated series. Yes, absolutely. The animated series was the best. It was like mid-'90s. It was really dark, kind of serious.

It was awesome. Yes, I think that's what I saw. Honestly, when you said it, that's the one I thought. The bald Alfred, that guy was cool. It was great. Wasn't Alfred Morgan Freeman in one of them? Yeah. No, that was Lucius Fox in Dark Knight.

He was like the... Lucius Fox. Nerd alert. I'm sorry. It's my favorite movie, Dark Knight. Michael Caine was Alfred in Dark Knight. Yes. Take it easy.

Michael Caine was good, man. Take it easy. Mark Hamill as Joker was amazing, too. Mark Hamill? Not the swim too Mark Hamill not the swimmer the original he was the one who did the animated series oh yeah he did

damn Kat you ain't nerding out right now it's time for a real we also it's time for a black Batman I feel like I'll do it

we're gonna do black Spider-Man Donald Glover's gonna be Spider-Man really that'd be fun and then they were like nah we don't want

a black Spider-Man but then they did the what's his name don't want a black Spider-Man. But then they did the, what's his name? Not Marlon Marais. Who's the kid from? Miles Morales. Miles Morales. Spider-Verse.

Spider-Verse, which is the best Spider-Man. The best Spider-Man movie. And the second one's coming out next year. And is it animated? Yeah, it's animated. It's animated. It's so good, though. I gotta watch it. Me and my son went to the theater seven times and watched it.

Oh, wow. Oh, shit. I know. And we bought the Spider-Man shoes. All right. There's some Spider-Man Jordan ones that he wore in Spider-Verse. Giddy up, man. Let's giddy up.

Here we go. What else you got, Nick? Another debate club. Beautiful young man, huh? Oh, it's by far the best Batman. Spider-Man. Oh, yeah. I got you.

What's up? It's your boy Logan from the 318. Oh, yeah. I got you. What's up? It's your boy Logan from the 318. Oh, damn. It's your boy Larry from Compton. Out of Louisiana. We have a debate club for y'all. What's up, Larry? What is the real L.A.?

The boot or Los Angeles? Tell us what you think. Los Angeles. Gang, gang, these nuts. Damn, bro. Surprise ending, bro. Gang, gang, these nuts. Damn, bro. Surprise ending, bro. Yeah, right? So he's saying Los Angeles or Louisiana.

What's the real LA, you know? Oh. Who's from LA, though? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That's a good point. That's the thing. Who's from LA?

No one's really from here. No one's really from here. Louisiana. Louisiana. But also, people in Louisiana get the fuck out as well. And they come to LA. LA's in a tough time right now. I'm hating on LA right now just because

there's bums everywhere. There's protests. There's looting. We got the gayest governor in the world. Gavin? First of all, what do you get for you like a man named Gavin? You name your son Gavin, you're gonna have problems. Gavin is your buddy who plays baseball. It's his little brother that's over on the side of the field fucking sneaking snow cones and doing fucking dumb shit.

Oh, that's Gavin. Gavin's the guy who steals money from you. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's a weird name. Yeah, I think. I mean, L.A. proper is just Hollywood and shit is the part of L.A. that I forget sometimes. I'm back on L.A. I just don't like Hollywood shit is, I think, Hollywood and shit is the part of LA that I forget sometimes. I'm back on LA. I just don't like, the Hollywood shit is, I think, the thing that fucks everything up.

Because you go on like other podcasts, you go on like JK News or something, and those people, it's all, they're just normal. They sound like the same things that we think about, you know? Yeah. Like it's just. JK News, that's a news site? It's a podcast, right? You guys know JK News?

Just Kidding News. Yeah. It's like a YouTube channel with a bunch of Asians and Mexicans. It's hilarious, bro. I like it. Dude, and yeah, they're just like regular...

Normal people. Yeah, it's just not like Hollywood shit. Hollywood shit. You see all the celebs making that video? Like we're not staying quiet anymore. Yeah. And they look quiet and also i assume everyone that video is racist dude i'll fucking somebody needs to throw a harpoon through their window bro you're right bro and we could probably actually that could get

could get in trouble for saying that i think la the the non-non-Hollywood, L.A.'s great. Louisiana. We're just on fire right now. Yeah. And Louisiana, too, also, a lot of it is Canadians that they sent down there. Really? Really. Yeah. A lot of Canadian criminals they sent down to Louisiana into the Acadian areas and stuff like that.

Louisiana's that true blood hitter, though. Yeah. So I always ride with Louisiana. So you got a lot of bootleg Canucks down there hiding, doing Canadian shit in the fucking dirty water. Louisiana, Ellen came from there, who's a cunt. So that's against you guys. Yeah. So we got a negative one.

But what else came out of Louisiana? Louisiana purchased, first of all, you're welcome. About 17 states, y'all owe us. I take responsibility. Look at all these fucks. first of all, you're welcome. About 17 states, y'all owe us. This was a... Look at all these fucks. This was a parody that Kyle Dunnigan did, who is fucking hilarious. It's amazing. Can we watch it?

Yeah. I take responsibility. I'm on the fence about it. I take responsibility for every unchecked moment. For every time I said, give me five

on the light hand side. I take responsibility for not listening to Megan. And in leaving me knickers on the floor. They're called underpants. I will no longer allow an unchecked moment.

I will no longer throw away the African American part of the Oreo cookie just to get to the creamy white middle. I will hire more black hookers. Going for a jog should not be a death sentence. Sleeping in your own home should not be a death sentence.

Uh, sorry, I guess. We are no longer bystanders well who the hell's that broad racist murderous cops need need one the only time it's going to stop truly holding the perpetrators uh uh to account Start putting them in jail. What are you fucking talking about? He killed somebody. Racist. His Bill Maher impression is pretty damn good. Dude, he's a beast. That was a pretty damn good impression.

That was a monster, yeah. Yeah. Sounded just like him. That's hilarious. Man, I'm going to say Louisiana just because that's where I'm from, dude. You have to. At the time,

it was Canadians or Mexicans. My family's Mexican. I went with Canadians. I'll never live that. Oh, yeah. That was a horrible idea. And my son sent me a long, nasty email. He did.

He's emailing from the club, too, which is crazy, dude. Yeah, man. He's at Jimboree and he's fucking dropping all these emails, man. Yeah, I'll go to Louisiana, man. I'll stick with the boot, man. The boot. And here's a couple of young men who are obviously getting lonely. This guy took his own take on relationship advice.

His career advice. What's up, Theo? What's up, Brennan? Gang, gang. I need a little bit of advice. It's not relationship advice like you usually do. I need some career advice. I'm a wrestler with EWA in Maryland, and I don't have a finisher yet. So

Help me out if you will Gang, bro. And he's the Chesapeake Crippler. Sounds like a serial killer. You can put Fat Mystic Rick in that Swiss wheelchair, brother. I'll tell you that, dude. You could do that any time you want. So he wants us to name his finishing move, or he just doesn't have one? Yeah, I think name it.

Any ideas? Weapons? I don't know. How about you douse him in honey? Ooh, that's sticky. That sweet tooth killer. Ooh, yeah, put him in the sweet tooth, dude. And then you get out the jar, honey,

like, no, no, and you're, uh, uh, uh. Oh. What the hell was that? And then Stefan comes out the back. Yeah, yeah. And then the music hits. You know when CM Punk would come or Undertaker? But the song hits, and it's fucking Stefan.

It goes, boys, boys, boys. And he comes flying in in short shorts. Bro, here's what I think. You gotta get a tag team. First of all, excuse me, caballeros. You need to get a, you and another fella need to come out of the closet and get a gay tag team first ever. Right. Yes. And you hold them kind of bent over.

The other guy jumps off the top rope, hits him right in the butt with his crotch. Yeah. And and just puts that booty to sleep. You know what I'm saying? It's called the bottom. It's called the foggy bottom. Yeah. It's called the flying bottom. So that's what i think you do you do you get them like a confused have them bent over in the middle of the ring you go up the top rope you fly off d first and hit him right in the butt yeah and the guy getting hit in the butt's going no not the butt no not the butt no not the butt. No, not the butt. No, not the butt. Yeah. What song would they come out to, though? What?

What song would the gay duo come out to? Open the door, baby, it's cold outside. Maybe that one. It's too slow. I really can't stay. Baby, it's cold outside. Oh, I know which one. To the left, to the left.

Whose birthday is it? Whose birthday is it? Whose birthday is it? They just come out just super flamed up. Short shorts, ass cheeks out the back. Or you put them in your other fitness moves called that dirty birthday, bro.

And that's when you lay them on the ground. You open their mouth up. They're unconscious. You jump off the top rope. Weiner first. And it's called the broke back. I thought it's the Bill Cosby. Oh, that's good, too.

Yeah, when they're already asleep and you hit them with that D, bro. Dude, I think you got some great ideas. We gave you a good start, dude. Good jumping off point. Why be a heterosexual wrestler, dude? dude i think you got you got some great ideas i'm gonna give you some a good start dude yeah jumping off point why be a heterosexual wrestler dude that shit is so 1800s dude and that wwe fan base i love you man bro you come out as the first gay wrestler yeah but you got to get real tan like razor ramon and get all oiled up in some short shorts boys go crazy man crazy amount of oil bro i'm talking even putting vaseline on your tongue everything yes what yeah all full out

full out just wet wet like a seal got it going like here comes the bottle oh he hit him with a dirty birthday yeah like crazy style there i am in the background of this how did i get in there? Is this Nancy Pelosi? This is fucking unbelievable. How old is Razor Ramon now? This shit has to stop, man. Think Razor Ramon, but the touch of West Hollywood.

Just really, really outlandish. Yeah. Gay. Yeah, Gazer Ramon. Yeah. The gay Ramon. Your finisher's the power bottom. Yeah. The Gay Ramone. Your finisher's the power bottom. Yeah, and you just hit him with that bottom, dude.

You got him bent over and you hit him straight up D first, bro. You're welcome. Yeah, you're welcome, man. You're welcome, Chesapeake Crippler. E-A-W, man, or W-A-E, what is it called? W-C-A-E-W? United Arab Emirates. Quit fighting, yeah.

Quit fighting as a straight male. That shit's old school, man. Yeah, be original, dude. If you're not gay, just figure it out. We can connect you with Stefan. Yeah, get gay in the ring, man. Yeah, dude. Isn't there a gay wrestler?

No. No? Who? There isn't. The animals gave me some gay vibes, but other than that. Rachel Maddow, I think. The Ultimate Warrior might have sucked you off back in the day. Yeah. Whose birthday is it?

Whose birthday is it? It's such a good song. It's a great song unless the manager's trying to molest you all the time while you're singing it. Well, here we got a guy, Springfield Wrestling. Let's get into this gentleman out of Springfield, Illinois. Let's not get into him, but you know. Yeah, but we could if we're wrestlers. Close out with some King or Sting it.

What's up, guys? This is Mark from Massachusetts. Last week, I placed last place in the talent competition. This week, I got a King or Sting it for you guys. What do you guys think about scars? That standard issue, scar tissue. I have this scar from brain surgery. I had a brain tumor removed a couple years back.

Brendan. And I got that cauliflower ear from wrestling. Had it drained a couple times, but it just keeps coming back. So showing off your scars. King of your stinging. Gang gang, boz boz. Dude. First of all, thanks for sending something in,

not getting the victory and coming back hard with this second hitter right here. With that power move. Dude dude tattoos are the lord you know the lord your tattoo artist when you get tattoos that's up to the big man upstairs when you get scars you mean yeah that's true that's the way to go they're all of them are original you have any scars my friend got bit by a shark so i don't have it but when you're that close to somebody who's been fucking snacked on you basically have it i mean i know him well enough to call him and get it on facetime anytime yep that's a big deal so actually oh you don't have no passed away actually so i can't even do that

i forgot about that yeah let me guess got bit by the shark and then probably got on some morphine for the pain yeah then it led to pills yeah that's exactly what happened to him that's that long game great white yep god i forgot yeah that's crazy you knew that man yeah you're like the drug whisperer dude you're like let me guess you don't have no scars though that's some guy sitting there shooting up and he's just like tell me everything you're like let me tell you what happened here you got in a mild fender bender tried to get a little crank in your neck yeah try to get a good lawsuit about it yeah start of a tylenol you don't have any nasty scars though i swallowed a bunch of

coins when i was young and had to get them taken out of my body and they went in through there yep and they went in right through here and And then what else happened? Not much. I got that earthworm gym hit her here. Knocked the dude out. And then they had to put plates in my hand. Did you really? Compound fracture. Why?

What part of your hand did you hit him with? I knocked him out with the left hook. Then he was on the ground. And they're like, finish him. Like, for sure, I don't need to. And then fucking no-nonsense Keith was too late to the game. So I punched him and i i landed this on his like forehead oh my bone cool story damn damn and at the time there's some low

level league in virginia like yeah we can't pay for that really pay for it myself you had to pay for the guy not to pay for the surgery myself oh. They didn't pay for any of it. And the guy, meanwhile, is still wandering around Norfolk. Yeah, the guy's name is Johnny Curtis. Really? Yeah, he got dealt with. R.I.P. Yeah. I knew it was bad work, too, because it's a huge scar.

My thumb's not great. And I go, how'd it go? He goes, I did my best. Right on. The doctor? Yeah, I did my best. Right on. Yeah, he has some weird scars. The doctor? Yeah, I did my best. Right on. Yeah, you have some weird scars.

You have any scars, Kat? Just one on my pinky. That's it. I cut myself trying to cook a sweet potato and I should've got stitches, but I just put a bandaid on it for two weeks. Do you have any scars? Yeah, one time a little dog was chasing me

and I tripped. Got caught up? Yeah. It wasn't even trying to bite me. I was just scared of dogs. Uh-huh. Yeah, it was one of a little dog was chasing me and I tripped. It was caught up? Yeah. It wasn't even trying to bite me. I was just scared of dogs. It was one of them little ones, like D'Elia's dogs. Pomeranian or something? Yeah. A Yorkie?

Yeah, one of them things. Yeah, for sure. Just kick it. I know, but I was like seven. That makes sense. Chin, any scars? Yeah. I got a few, but this is the biggest one.

Oh, what was that one from on your head? I got in a fight with a Vietnamese gang. Yeah. A bunch of her people. My uncle says sorry. Huh? My uncle says sorry. It's okay.

It's been a long time. Did they hit you over the head with something? You know those mag lights? Those gigantic mag lights? Yeah. It's like cop shoes. Someone snuck in during the fight and then smacked me right in the head. Did it knock you out?

I didn't get knocked out, but I felt like I just instantly was in a dream. Oh, yeah. It felt warm, right? Dude, it was like a water hose of blood going down my arm. So that was warm. And then I just felt like I was in high. It kind of feels good. Yeah, I felt like I was in a dream, like a nice dream.

Yeah, you feel good. That's amazing. What did you do to them? Someone sat on my car. So then I was like, what the fuck? And then I realized, oh, shit, he's a gang member. And his whole gang Came out with Bats All of a sudden

They had bats Clubs And it was just you By yourself My other friends Are you sure this sounds Like an episode of This sounds like

Is this Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift It was back in those days It sounds like Bad News Bears We were racing Our import cars Yeah

Drag racing Nick any scars I had appendix taken out middle school, and one time I was snowboarding just in the backyard of my friends, and the snowboard came up and hit me in the head. So not really snowboarding, kind of just hanging out on the board. Yeah, it's just falling, basically. White flight.

I used that appendicitis scar years later when I was working at Sports Authority because I wanted to go to a music festival and I just kind of like redded it up and I put bandages on him and I just like didn't call in and I was like oh I had appendicitis and I showed him the scar and it looked fresh. Tight move. Damn. Sound set in Minneapolis. Saw Mac Miller. It was awesome. Wow really

before he died huh? Yeah it was the it was like 2013 but best live performer I've ever seen. Damn. Damn. Rest in peace. And he's been to our shows too, so that's – Hurst to hear that. That's a shame. Fentanyl got him, huh?

Fentanyl. Fentanyl. Fentanyl. Damn. We got B-Shaw versus Johnny Curtis. Oh, I'll tell you where I break my – This is – Oh, this is the video?

This is 12 years ago. Is it really? This is in Fairfax, Virginia, right next to Washington, D.C. Your knockout's about to happen. This is the video? Yep. This is where I broke my hand. And I got set up.

Let me set up the fight. So I had one fight, and then they go, hey, do you want to fight out of town? I go, sure. They go, we got this guy. He has some wrestling. And I go, okay, because I wasn't a wrestler. And I was like, it's only my second fight. I want to fight a really good wrestler. They go, he's this guy. He has some wrestling. And I go, okay, because I wasn't a wrestler. And I was like, it's only my second fight. I want to fight a really good wrestler.

He's just a high school wrestler. I'm like, all right, we get there, and we're all waiting to get in the hotel, and this guy comes in on this huge Harley and has a big American flag. And I was like, Jesus Christ, who is this? And the guy goes, that's Johnny Curtis. I go, who the fuck's Johnny Curtis? He goes, he's the wrestling coach at George Mason. Four-time All-American. Wrestling on the national team.

I'm like, what the fuck? That's my opponent? Like, that's him. Damn. So I was really upset. I just want to let you know there's a reason why I hit him so hard. I was really upset. Now, this poor guy, it's his hometown, his home college.

And not only did I knock him out with the left hook, but his knee blew out. He tore his ACL, MCL. Oh, Jesus. And then, yeah, so go play it. They probably paid for him, I bet. Hometown hero. Hometown hero. Come on now.

Ooh. Did that land or not, Chuck? That's Luke Thomas, the commentator. Oh, shit. Boom. Knee blew out. That's where I broke the commentator. Oh, shit. Boom. Knee blew out. That's where I broke my thumb. Now look what I do.

I'm mad. Damn. But I almost blow my knee out. Here, watch this. Do you do a backflip? We got Barnett in. Very good theatrics. I'll give him that.

Brendan Schaub at one minute and one second. Are they booing you? No. Some lot lizard. Right here, watch this. I almost blew my knee out. Watch. Boom.

Oh. What's that? That was your shit, Chappelle. That's a 36-inch vert. That was dude showing off that fucking vert, boy. Bro, that's what happens when you're white and jump a lot. That's why it's crazy to see. He didn't even flip.

He just fucking jumped. Boom. I was so upset. They tried hustling your boy. They tried sandbagging. Fuck him, bro. Tried sandbagging. Damn.

He was a really nice guy. Was he? Yeah, afterwards. Y'all friends now? Nah. I'm sure he's a nice guy. But then we didn't realize my hand was that fucked up. You could see bones protruding out.

But it was like, yeah, you'll be all right. My dad was like, I've never been to D.C. Let's go see all the cool shit. So I'm like walking around all day lightheaded. My hand's getting bigger and bigger. So I'm at the Lincoln Memorial. So did you not feel it at first? What?

Did you not feel it? I knew I fucked it up but we didn't realize how bad but your adrenaline was just going because you just won and it's awesome and I was real upset DC's awesome huh?

the best I love it and for comedy the best comedy town you could shoot a special there DC Improv lit as fuck dope

good food uh huh not as good as some of the food in the west maybe shout out to the west you know that weird went down to johnny curtis highlight that's damn good highlight though yeah it's good highlight man that's crazy i appreciate the people who used to do that it's so wild i don't know what was happening there not a lot of options fellas does it seem like a different person could you get back in there right now and do that again, you think? I'm more skilled than that kid was in that video.

I also made $1,400 doing that. And then my surgery cost $2,300. So I actually lost money fighting that guy. Well, look where you're at now. Can I get a rematch? Sure. Call Johnny up. No, I want a rematch for me. Oh, word. I'd love to see you and Johnny go at now. Yep. Can I get a rematch? Sure. Call Johnny up. No, I want a rematch for me.

Oh, word. I'd love to see you and Johnny go at it. Okay, so I gotta fight Johnny first. Although he can wrestle. Boy, that'd be a good match probably, huh?

Yeah. You think so? Would you go out there and fight him? Yeah. I'm not training you, dude. This is the training right now. Oh, right here?

Yeah. More of a street fight. Us discussing it is the training. That's the training. I think training I think yeah dude I would bet bro that'd be crazy I would bet on you man I'd be your cheerleader man

I'd be there in the corner with Stefan yeah with Stefan me and Stefan I don't need Stefan to cheer me up but he's already he's coming

look bro nobody told Stefan to be a cheerleader. You don't tell Stefan what to do. You clearly don't know Stefan. Bro, Stefan. Stefan's on a plane now. Yo, can we bring what he looks like again? Stefan, you're on a Stefan, man.

Stefan's going to see this tomorrow morning in Germany and be like, what the hell? I'm legend. I'm legend. I go there. He looks like a cross between you and Peter Manfredo Jr. You know who Peter Manfredo Jr. is? The pride of Providence. Yeah, the pride of Providence, dude. Bring up Peter Manfredo Jr. You know who Peter Manfredo Jr. is? The pride of Providence. Yeah, the pride of Providence, dude.

Bring up Peter Manfredo Jr. Cheeks lifted. Dude, we need to find Stephon's Instagram. Bro, this is Callan after his surgery. He probably got Callan's eye. Bro, you should get tell him to save his eyelids and you get him injected somewhere. That's not a bad idea.

Bro, that'd be so crazy, dude. Take the skin from Calum. They got to take lipo out of Calum. Oh, shit. They got to take lipo out of Calum's tummy and put it in his eyes. Look at that fucking comparison. Oh, my God. That's a good call.

Yeah, that's a good one. It looks like Brennan and Peter from Manfredo Jr. Peter Manfredo Jr., though, didn't have surgery on the nose. That's years of boxing. Do you remember Peter Manfredo Jr. from Thefredo Jr. though didn't have Sergio on the nose. That's years of boxing. Do you remember Peter Manfredo Jr. from The Contender? I do remember.

That's exactly where I remember. Bro, I was such a fan. And he fought that dude Sergio the Snake. Sergio the Snake Mora. Oh, great fucking show. And Sergio's a monster.

That show made me cry the way they built it up. And they shot the fight cinematically. The family and the kids. That was such a good show. God, that was a good show. It was like boxing's version of the ultimate fight.

Probably more well done. It was more cinematic. Even the way they shot the fights, it looked like Rockies. I think they had a bigger budget. Yeah, they did a good job with those fights. But then you had Sugar Ray and everybody was talking about him. Sugar Ray always made it about himself. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

God, that was a good show, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ugh. God, that was a good show, man. Yeah, that was in 2000, son. I followed Man of Freedom for a while after that online. He just... I don't think he ever really got it on track, and then he... I think he retired. Does Sergio still fight?

No. It's been too long, huh? No, there's no way. Sergio Mora is a commentator now for DAZN. He is? Yeah. 2018, last time he fought. He lost to Daniel Jacobs, which is Jacobs, a monster.

He is? Yes. Wow. He went to a draw with Sugar Shane Mosley, man. He lost to Vernon Forrest, and he beat Vernon Forrest. He has a lot of good wins. Peter Manfredo, Jr. He beat him twice.

His last fight was 2018? 16. Wow. Yeah, he's retired now, huh? Damn. He lost to Julio Chavez Jr. Well, hopefully they can train me on my boxing. What, Johnny Curtis?

Is that his name? How old is he? He has to be 50-something now. But here's what I say. Wait, you fought a 50-year-old? No, when I fought him, he was 40 or late 30s. No, you're fighting a 50-year-old man. Yeah, you're going to fight the 50-year-old.

I don't want to fight a 50-year-old man. Well, if you want to open up for Brendan in that area, you want to fight him the night before. Which is when it's going to go down, bro. That's the only way I can tell. Oh, I'm telling you. You sell 400 seats, dog. Watch Chevelle and Johnny Curtis go at it.

He's 50 years old. What's that? He's actually 50 years old right now. Oh, he is? Yeah. So he's 38 when I fought him. Wow so you got a shot chat they tried honey honey dogging your boy set me up is that weird being 33 and fighting a 50 year old man no i don't think so if he's wanting to fight you can fight him and he's experienced yeah he's making a choice man

he's gonna take the angry out he has towards Brendan if he has any on you. Yeah. You're basically a – He just knows I'm friends with Brendan. He's going to be like, all right. You're a voodoo doll. You're going to be a voodoo doll. That could be your wrestling name, Voodoo Doll.

That's a dope wrestling name. That is a dope wrestling name. And you put a pan in him at the end. Yeah. What is this? What's going on here? This is obviously prom. We're going to close it out with one last King of the Sting it.

Okay, ready? Whose birthday is it? Whose birthday? Whose birthday? Okay, I'm not talking. Dio, Brendan, King of the Sting. High school sweethearts getting married. Bang, bang, bus nuts.

Damn, bro. Damn, bro. It's your wedding night. Be a little more classy around the broad, bro. Look at the, how old is this kid? High school sweethearts, and then they're 16. Yeah. 16, man. They look young as shit.

It's a good question, man. You know, there's times where I feel like I wish I would have gotten married when i was in high school or something especially these days doesn't really work out because think out they wouldn't think how much of a dumbass you were at 16 you grow so even now i think four years ago you grow so much you're a different person then i guess hopefully you guys grow together maybe you're in different shit i was in a transformers on 16 i'm gonna fuck about transformers now yeah you feel me i like i dated only black girls when i was 16 yeah i would still do it now yeah yeah yeah that's a solid i don't know what that had to do with anything me neither do me neither i'll search it thanks dog yeah for loving black

women yeah big fan big fan high school love matters man you know high school sweethearts is tough man would you do it chappelle would you've gone back to high school and got married to your high school sweetheart my first girlfriend was fucking two years ago oh yeah never mind and how's that going great going great man what do they call it when's your first girlfriend you get married? When you're fucking 20. How old are you? 30? 33. They call it a eunuch or something.

31. Why didn't you ever have a girlfriend before that? That's a red flag. That's my anger, bro. He didn't want one, dude. I was a nut. That's a red flag, though, you know? But think if you got this huge red flag.

But think about when you got married, when you had all those anger issues. You're a different person now. That'd be horrible. Right? Yeah. That's a good point. You have to work on yourself, bro. if when you got married when you had all those anger issues you're a different person now that'd be horrible right you have to work on you have to work on yourself bro I honestly say it was best

that I never was in a relationship cause I was yeah I was just so crazy you know and Kat you dated homeboy forever

yeah damn near 10 years from high school yeah I was with him from the time I was 14 until I was 24 and then you got married.

It was his birthday. You'd just be bored. At one point, you're just friends. Yes, absolutely. At one point, you're friends. You're a roommate. But if he isn't like a good friend, then that's where it kind of falls off, you know? I think that's fine if you guys are just like good friends at that point.

I think a lot of marriages kind of end up that way anyways yeah but if he's not like a good friend then you can't get married yeah it's interesting you know uh if you'd have gone back in time chin what would have happened if you got married your high school girlfriend that little one that was on your lap and you're 300 pounds you had a little gargoyle on your knee. That's the funniest fucking picture. Yeah, that little lapradoodle. I don't know. I remember having a really big crush on her. Of course it was a big crush.

When I was really young. Not her. That could be your wrestling name, Big Crush. And you just drink orange soda on the side all the time. But I'm glad I didn't actually hook up with some of the crushes because I got to be friends with them afterwards and realized oh well, we're not really made for each other. Amen.

Respect. So yeah, no, I wouldn't. Not high school. Nick? Nah, man. I talked about I peaked in middle school. Long dry spell in high school so there was no sweethearts. Damn. Damn. Alright.

I had a great high school. I just wasn't gettingarts. Damn. Damn. All right. Well. I had a great high school. I just wasn't getting laid. It sounds sad. It sounds like a really sad high school experience. Bro, it sounds sad, bro. There was no women. You're snowboarding in your backyard.

Who's in the front? Who's in the back? Rip his teeth out. Yeah, look. The basketball hoop. Yeah, we can all relate. Gambling addiction. I remember it fondly.

I don't know. What can I say? Yeah, we can all relate, bro. Gambling addiction. I remember it fondly. I don't know. Nick had it all, baby. And then you dropped out of college a week before graduation. Damn right. Damn right. Look at him now. Killing it. Sleeping in the studio.

Sleeping at the studio. Gang, gang. The dude's fucking hiding his underwear. Leaving his undies around. I'm like, oh, I forgot that. Knowing he secretly records that and goes back and watches the video later. He's like, oh. He's hoping one of us smelled it.

He's like, oh, look, this is where they find my underwear. Hopefully Kat finds it. I'm super into streaks. Hopefully she rubs her feet on it so I can sell this shit. Hey, what happened to the lady that sent us in her underwear? Did she hit us up? You told me she was going to send in an update, and then she said she would, and I haven't seen it. You talking about Streaks?

Yeah. Streaks. Streaks are us? Yeah. Wait, did she come up with a name? I think the default has become Streaks, even though we all ripped down. I just can't. I will not put my ccv i just won't do it i'll pay pal that shit taco tuesday tonight at brendan's dude i'll be there all right come on down yeah come on down i'm excited all right you're invited doug for real

yeah all right i'll be there amen bro what time don't have my girl make all these fucking tacos Yeah. Come on down. I'm excited. You're invited, Doug. For real? Yeah. All right, I'll be there. Amen, bro. What time? Don't make my girl make all these fucking tacos and not show up. I will. I promise. I'll show up.

All right. Seven-ish. Seven-ish. Seven-ish. Okay. And don't be laughing all loud waking up my kids, though, you know? I do laugh loud. Yeah.

Actually, don't. You have a great laugh. Thank you. It's a great laugh. Thank you. But just laugh in your car for you. Get all my laughs out. Get all the laughs out before you fucking come in the crib. Yeah, if there's things you want to talk about, just write it down on a card. Just text your ideas.

Okay, I got it. Well, good to be back, man. All right. Love you guys. Love you guys. Pants and bus lamps, field-guided cheeks, and Brandon started streaks. King in the sting, oh yeah. Thick boy bike club ain't no quitter. Get you one of those gray block hitters.

King in the sting, oh yeah. The King and the Sting, oh yeah Brandon looks like he works security At a limousine service built only for tweens And Theo looks like he lifts weights at a truck stop Nick's eating that Wisconsin cheese Cat's bringing those fuckboys to their knees Jen's wearing a mask Chappelle's playing hockey in the sun

Brendan can't name desserts or cheese Our TV show's got that CTE and feels headless it ain't no thing just Louisiana boys dreamin out gang gang we got tattooed hams and bus lamps few got cheeks and bread and started streaks King in the sting, oh yeah Big boy bike club ain't no quitter Get you one of those gray block hitters King in the sting, oh yeah Gang gang buzz buzz

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