The Golden Hour - Episode 75: Slices

Episode Date: June 26, 2020

The boys evaluate Gianni Paolo's Instagram Pics and talk Shapels BBQ, Kimbo Slice, Narc Pigeons, Creed, Nick's UFC Picks, Fishing vs Hunting, Training Day vs Bad Boys, Korean vs Vietnamese Cuisine, A One Way Trip To Mars and much more!Athletic Greens - https://athleticgreens.com/katsHelloFresh - https://hellofresh.com/60kats use code: 60katsShip Station - https://shipstation.com/ offer code: KATSSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I like being the big spoon, man. I'm old school. Yeah. I feel real weird being the little spoon, you know? Yeah. I like being in my own silverware drawer, really, honestly. Back off my broccolini. Get your life together. It is.

Don't touch me, bro. I'm not touching you, dude. You could open up your little rib joint or something. I could, huh? I could give you a little rib joint. You look like you can make good ribs. Actually. I will say that, dude, and I don't want to say it.

I'm glad you said it. I didn't either, so I kind of sat back. I'm glad Kat said it. I'm glad Kat said it. I'm glad Kat said it. Kat, we need to give Chappelle a message. Will you ask him if he makes a nice brisket? Y'all gotta

take it off your cat. Yeah, literally. I'm the Culture Corner liaison. Yeah, we have a cultural statement, Kat, if you can. But I think it is. Every time I see Chappelle, I feel like he's just closed one of those

big barbecue things. Nope, nobody's getting a secret recipe. You don't get my recipe. They call me Chef Pell, man. Do they? Chef Pell? What a great name. Well, I made it up. You did? Chef Pell's dope did chapelle's dope though it's dope huh it's like a thick ass ratatouille huh yeah yeah dude right a three right a three

bro how the hell are you uh who calls you chef you're always starving dude all you talk about is how hungry you are do you be a great chef you got the look you got the attitude for it yeah get your life together, dude Yeah, yeah, I do good at that you got a smoker though you got one of those green egg barbecue joints I can't get a smoke. I live in a room Put that middle dude be a native American Be a native American dude Do the breast get like they do on naked afraid catch a lizard bear that thing under Dude, do the brisket like they do on Naked and Afraid. Catch a lizard.

Bury that thing under the sand. Let the sun fucking cook it for you. Oh, is that what they do? That's a 24-hour brisket there. That's that land jerky, dude. You get a big lizard. Yeah. Put that bastard under the sand.

Yeah. Blindfold it. Yep. Put it under the sand. Don't tell it where it is. Put a couple mangoes in there. A little flavor. A little sea salt.

Bury that. Let the sand bake you, bro. What's up, dog? A little sashimi lizard. So it's like marinating oh hell yeah dude that's the lord's crock pod bro mother earth bro making afraid roast son yeah lizard roast okay yeah think about that catch you a thick ass iguana toss some pineapples in there let them fucking die in the sand dude yeah snag a wanna baby why you're out here starving when god's just providing you with uh delectables you're out of your mind man we get one of the

fucking rats of the sky talking about that nice clean pigeon put that fucking thing in the yeah baby get you that little bastard bro yeah that little seed thought bro they always you see them out there looking for seed or whatever i just catch I just catch it? I fed a damn button one time. A button fell off my shirt, and I fed it to that bastard, bro. They'll eat anything, bro. Whatever, man. Yeah, that dude will shit a cuff link, bro. Them things will eat anything, bro.

Pigeon? They don't care, bro. They're dirty animals, dog. Oh, you can see people interrogating them online. They never tell where they're from, bro. They're nasty. I'm telling you, my homegirl thinks they're robots made by the government. Well, and that sounds like somebody you didn't probably go to a lot of school with.

Yeah. That sounds like somebody who's very paranoid. She'd probably be on medication, Chabelle. She sends me pictures of these memes of pigeons. Yeah, it's talking about the robots. Like, look at them just spying on us. Bitch, you're at the park. Yeah.

Bitch, you brought bread. These ducks ain't fooling nobody for the past four years that's all oh look at this little narc over here you're like that's just a dog yeah he's always looking for me when i'm doing coke he's just curious he's just being curious people wilding man people are wild and it's a scary it's i don't know if it's a scary time to be alive but it feels like we're just going through shit we'll get through it our birds actually government shoot drones says new conspiracy waves and money shout out to kylie man shout out to k, man. Shout out to Kylie Ostrander, bro. Because his birds aren't real. Shout out Kylie. Dude, Will Smith did an animation movie of a bird.

It was a spy. Did he really? My son loved it. Fuck yeah. Really? Was it recent? Yeah, recent. Great movie.

What's it called? I forget. What's that Will Smith bird movie? He's a spy. Spies Like Us? Spies in Disguise. Ooh, it's good? Yeah, it's really good.

I'd watch that. My son loved it i'm just now watching disney shit or like what do you get a kid man yeah man what have you been what have you been watching dude teletubbies what have you been doing i never got into stuff like that i didn't watch a lot of bro you do need to make a damn barbecue sauce sorry to interrupt you but i can't even my god every time you start talking i'm one of just like yeah i'll buy it i'll buy a couple gallons of that shit what would we what would hell's barbecue sauce what would we call it though you know when i was on the ultimate fighter uh kimbo slice used to be he'd make all our food he used to barbecue he had the best barbecue ever

really and he wouldn't let us watch his barbecue the way he made his barbecue sauce because the best and then me and him me and him became close friends by the end of the season i was like you gotta show me the barbecue sauce before i go back home he's like all right looked around and then all he would do is grab like that you know the masterpiece barbecue oh yeah they dump a bunch of honey in it and a little bit of mustard mix it all up and they put on the steaks and the chicken i said dude let i have no money neither do you but when we do get money we should invest and you should open a barbecue joint called slices kimbo's slices bro just slices damn you got him with a gold grill on the front rib in his mouth oh what a rib. What a rib.

I need to do something. I'm fucking around. You need to do it, dude. Kimbo taught me how to make a great barbecue sauce. Then he showed me if I ever got in a knife fight. He said, you give him your forearm, dog. He goes, look at my forearm. It looked like a shark's nose. It had all these scars all over it. What was that from? He goes, you give them that. Then they go, you get them there.

I said, that's information I need. all over it. That's cool. What's that from? He goes, you give them that. That ain't shit. Then when they go, good, you get them that. Yeah. I said, that's information I need. It really is. Tire him out with that. That's what he said. He said, give him that bad boy right there. Yeah.

And then he'd go, go ahead, try and cut me. And I was like this. Oh, you'll see nothing. Nothing. That's nothing boy.

Nothing boy. And then you've put that sword out. Shut up. I don't know who's walking around with a sword. Some Kimbo lessons, dog. Dude, somebody that's nothing, boy. Nothing, boy. And then you pull that sword out. Shut up. I mean, I don't know who's walking around with a sword. Some Kimbo lessons, dog. Dude, somebody that's obviously, bro, you definitely bring a sword to a slice fight, bro. Kimbo's slices, dude. Dude, slices, barbecue joint.

Slices, barbecue. In Dade County, Miami? Yeah. Papi. Yeah. What would we call Chappelle's barbecue sauce, though? Well, you need to get An apron first bro I got that

Yeah You gotta get the bare You gotta get the bare Necessities you know Bare necessities I was actually looking At aprons today I found an Oasis one

That I'm really excited To have Yeah Okay Piss off Piss off Man so would your Barbecue joint just play

Like Oasis Oh that'd be great Nickelback and shit Nickelback What Today's gonna be the day like Oasis and Nickelback and shit? Nickelback? What? Today is going to be the day. Respect me. You don't like Nickelback?

Dude, people hate on the nickel. Huh? People hate on the nickel. You don't have much money, them boys, babe. I get that. That's fine. Let's go to this video. There is a video, an amazing video of Nickelback playing the Dallas Super Bowl.

No, that was Creed. Creeded i know what you're talking about we're just flying across creed is basically nickelback for people who aren't sure which was which yeah it's very confusing the way he's flying across the crowd bro really this is homo it's really homoerotic as well. No offense if anybody's homosexual, but. Didn't he kill himself, though? No. No, he tried. The lead singer Creed tried jumping off a balcony at a Miami hotel.

With arms wide open, yeah. Arms wide open? But he should have closed them because he lived. Is this it? I don't know. You gotta fast forward. What is happening? This is a wonderful life.

Yeah, he tried to kill himself. Not here, huh? No, but it's this performance. People hate on these guys, but they're doing it. Oh, they were amazing. It was almost the first CD I ever bought. Instead, I bought Nelly Country Grammar. I think you gotta go a little forward.

It was almost the first CD I ever bought instead I bought Nelly country Finally you see some tumblr. Yeah, start here. Why is the girl bigger than This isn't the right one this is somebody singing over Nick was about to get a raise and now he's losing it. Dude, he hits up bangers though. That's how the industry is. It really is. That's the way the world is. You post one bad Creed video and next thing you know you're fired.

Oh, yeah. This is it, yeah. Chappelle's playing this at his wedding, I'm sure. I bet he'd come, Chappelle, when you get married. I want the Gallagher brothers there. Maybe get Godsmack. I like Godsmack. I like Godsmack.

People around TCC, some guys that are tumbled down and from the ceiling. It's him and wires? It's towards the end of the performance. Yeah, here we go. He just starts. Is there anything worse than this? There we go. Is there anything worse than Super Bowl performances?

He starts. Nothing worse than this one. Why is he wearing Adidas track pants? Why not? Because he's a billionaire. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think any billionaire is jumping off a fucking motel in Miami because he hates his life.

You feel me? Bro, first of all, you can't even kill yourself on a motel, dude. They're three stories high. Look at this. Here you go. Dude, what is this? He kind of has some pipes on him, though, huh? Yeah.

He can see. Yeah. Why are you all hating this guy? It's not like he's- No, I like him. I thought you guys were hating him. I like him. I like Nickelback.

I don't like Nickelback. You don't like Nickelback? You would like Nickelback. That's so- What's wrong with Nickelback? Just make sure you pronounce it fully too dude you guys are making me feel a little racist all of a sudden but look at this shit what is this bro so the choir you got the choir but then you got these men they got really assailants these are almost like gay men trying to get in the building i think the whole thing is just a shit show i know just a shit show you see those men tumbling you see that's a girl from clueless

i'm not sure britney murphy hey is it is it bad this looks kind of awesome i know you're trying to clown it looks like a pretty good show well it's like a pretty good production part of the men repelling there you go the men repelling from the ceiling. They show him for a half second each time. I think he does it too, though. Doesn't he, Theo? Repelling? Yeah.

I thought he was flying across the tube. I mean, look at this, dude. There's Brian. Before his lids got done. You're right, man. I'm sorry, Nick. That wasn't a bad performance, man. Really?

Dude, you go through... I know people want to hate... You want to go through the bangers Nickelback had. Go ahead, dude. They had a bunch of... What'd you say? What'd you call them? Nickelback had a bunch of...

No, what'd you call them? Bangers. That's funny. Bangers, dude. That's cute. Oh, man. What's up, bro? Nickelback, where are they from? Canada oh wow yeah this is shout out canada

oh listen i get it if people like them they like them that's that's fine like it's not my never made it to the one man never made it to the one listen sick of washing out of poor man's steel. Yeah, dog. Look at him. Okay, I see you, Theo. I know you are behind me. It's about hide and seek. Isn't that a song about hiding? I pray you're not here.

Wait, what about you, Jim? Do you like them? Do you like Nickelback? They're super catchy, yeah. Jim, are you been modeling modeling you look a damn model well let's say you took the glasses off wow you being in a tan you look tan too where'd you go mexico dude would you get too close to the grill at that kombucha at the would you drink a bunch of sake and fucking warm your face up on the grill? Yeah, you sit too close to the grill to Benihana, dog.

Do I look that dark? Yeah, you look dark. Where'd you go fishing at? Balboa Island. You guys know Balboa Island? No, I've never heard of it. Is that like Laguna? Yeah.

It's like Newport Beach area. When were you there, Chin? This past weekend. I was there too. I was there too, dog. Really? Yeah. No way.

I was in Laguna with the fam. Oh, but you're further down south then, I think. I think Balboa's closer. Oh, word. And so what'd you guys do over there? We just went fishing on the dock. Really? Yeah, there's a little dock that one of my friends, Steven, he knows.

It's like kind of a private dock or something. Or just like an unknown dock. Did you catch anything? Yeah. What'd you catch? Spotted bay bass. Ooh. Did you get pictures? I got some. Yeah? Spotted bay bass Ooh Did you get pictures?

I got some Yeah I think I took some That spotted bay bass Spotted bay bass Salt water fricking Salt That little salt baby Did you slap that thing

Across the head and kill it? No they weren't big enough They have to be like 14 inches I think What a pedophile Are you some kind of pervert? Not big enough Plus you don't eat

Spotted bay bass No It's nasty dude you could have a little and be a bitch you'd have you could you could lick a fin dude yeah get a damn no i love eating fins when they're fried they're like potato chips disgusting wow they're amazing you suck on the eyes too uh if it's cooked i'll eat some you suck the eyes out if it's raw no you're sad it's cooked all you do you're a savage, dude. It's cooked. Oh, you're a fucking savage. You're a gangster, dude. You ever see one that was grouper eyes? About the size of both of our eyes.

Yeah, gigantic, yeah. You just fucking poke at it. We used to play, I remember we used to play marbles with them when I was young. We played with fish eyes. What? Why not? You get a hardened bag of fish eyes, dude? Play all day.

Did they have marbles when you were a kid, when you were at school? I never got into the we played it man we played almost every day did they call them cat eyes some of them yeah they had cat eyes steelies ham and eggs dude i was a big pog guy i was gonna say did you guys do pogs that slammer boom give me your shit dog little pogs little warheads maybe watch it down with capri sun sticky fingers what's up dog you didn't do pogs huh no dude we went out there like freaking men and played with fish eyes with our thumbs and played a real game where you freaking beat somebody and hit them with that hard little

ball marbles you idiot yeah then the pogs i had that big i had the big the slammer the slammer yeah that was like the hard one yeah yeah no okay no matter how tough you guys try to make it sound bro that's just sound like the weakest shit ever why why because i was playing pogs listening to nickelback yeah we wouldn't have been friends damn i want to see that i want to eat a batch of that carp you caught chin you got to bring that carp in next time and bring us a cut of that car yeah chin quit playing bullshit yeah i'm pulling a picture right now bring some fucking sashimi and shimmy yeah you're doing all this fucking fishing all the time yeah sashimi not sashimi

i know what the fuck i meant though you know that sandcastle bass or whatever you call it spotted bay bass dude put that thing back in its mother's womb god damn gee that little fish where'd you go pet smart hannah would feel disrespected it's a pretty good time get some glue and put that thing back in its shell bro that thing looks illegal what'd you catch with your bare hands i'll show you the lure i caught it on too how'd you get it you would you catch it on just a whistle just i'm sending nick the lure i caught it on too watch the lure just a piece of candy it's a candy cane

there you go Oh damn bro That thing's vulgar looking Yeah that thing's got Apparently your lure Has some knots Damn How badass is that dude How badass is that

That lure is a dick It's a dick Yeah it's a dick Oh it's supposed to be like that Rose gold Oh wow Oh I love the rose gold Them fishes like that

Little cock in the water Yeah the way it moves Really Yeah That's your go to huh My go to Glitter cock Ooh, I love the rose gold. Them fishes like that little cock in the water. Yeah, the way it moves. Really? Yeah. That's your go-to, huh? My go-to, glitter cock. And that King and the Sting merch hit right there. Yeah.

Dude, check out this hitter. Yeah, that's beautiful. Let me see the back of that thing. First team all cute. What's up, dog? Damn. Yeah. First team all cute.

Oh, damn. What's up? Don't touch me. That's a dope shirt. That's dope, bro. All right. All right. Don't break your chair now.

Damn, bro. Look back at it, huh Don't break your chair now. Damn, bro. Look back at it, huh? Damn, look back at it. Yeah, throw that bait over here. You might catch something. Throw that little cock over there. You might catch a 310-pound land bass, dude. You might get that thick sashimi you've always been wanting.

Yeah, sashimi. Did he say it right? No. Okay. It's sashimi, bro. Sashimi. Okay. Y'all need to tighten bro. Shashimi. Okay. Y'all need to tighten up.

And look at Cat. We're about to sell out of that bitch now. Once Cat wears that thing, people are going to love it. Yeah. Let me see the back, Cat. Back looks like this. Oh, that thing is tasty. Talking about the sweatshirt.

Yeah, me too, dude. That thing's tasty. Bro, we got enough issues in the community right now. We're talking about the sweatshirt. You're going to watch every word, man. Yeah, do we? We've never the community right now. We're talking about this special. You're going to watch every word, man. Yeah, do we? We've never done that, dude. Never.

In two years, we're all going to jail from this podcast. That looks cute. Does it feel nice? Yeah, it's nice. It's great. It's cozy? What size is that? Size small.

Oh, nice. Shit's that XL, son. Damn. Bro, you losing weight, man. I got this hitter right here. Thanks, man. Shit's that XL, son. Damn. Bro, you losing weight, man. I got this hitter right here. Thanks, man. It's called stress. Good one.

It happens, man. What night you on? Stress. That's true, bro. Yeah, it's weird. Just don't eat. And then you don't sleep. It's cool, man.

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Oh, it starts with the sauce there i am right there shout out one of my primo tiktoks right there damn dog that thing's busting all over the car oh yeah that's a fantastic shirt yeah that shirt's great why are you all wet why are you wet that thing wouldn't come off the wall yeah whatever dude look at all that shit was going on with cotton candy what the fuck wash the car with? Cotton candy? What the fuck is happening in this thing? That's America, bro. Damn, that DJ's lit at the car wash, dog.

I guess the audio doesn't, we can't hear it? Damn, Nick was doing so well, too. We thought about giving a bonus and shit. Yeah. 0 for 2. Now, one more, dude. Chin's going to take control of the shit. I remember it. I can't even barely see Nick when I look over there now

to see Chin. I see Chin. He came in looking tan, too. I don't know. Yeah, looking beautiful, dude. Look at him take the glasses off. Mr. Steal Your Fish. Did your girl go fishing with you, Chin? Yeah. She doesn't want to set it up.

Oh, she likes it? She loves it. Oh, that's wifey, son. For you, that's wifey. You're getting older, too, you know? It might be time to think about putting a little lure on her finger. You feel me? Yeah.

That permalure, bro. Why not? What? I'm just saying. We only dated for like, you know know i don't know five months but you been friends forever chin you said that's true yeah that's true and you told our poor poor friend hot carl you're married how's she doing by the way she has she had like oh bro how's she doing a little late now buddy back off dude off, dude, okay? I'm sorry. Chin has a couple of drinks and admits that he's actually a grandparent.

A couple of sake shots, all of a sudden he's a father of seven. The more drinks he has, the longer history he has going on. I do have secrets. The whole King of the Sting squad needs to do some Korean barbecue. 100%. There we go. Now, what if you guys combined needs to do some Korean barbecue 100% now what if you guys combined and made a nice Korean barbecue you could do something Korean you know I could

that's a disinterest smoking laces barbecue smoking laces smoking laces damn bro this thing trying to fuck bro look at that the sponge trying to fuck, bro. Look at that. That sponge trying to fuck.

America, bro. There you go, man. Damn, now you're on that TikTok. I thought that was only for 14 years. You know, damn well you have no business being on there. First of all, he's never logged in. I have never logged in. Gianni has control of the account, so if there's anything going on through that thing of all, he's never logged in. I have never logged in. Gianni has control

of the account, so if there's anything going on through that thing, that is Gianni's guy. TikTok's for them kids, you feel me? Oh, Gianni's gonna go to GA a lot. So, if you see anything bad, anything

on there, bro, that's all Gianni, man. That's all Gianni. There he is. And there he is. Yeah, let's put a picture of him right there. There he is. Hey, what is he, the stiffest model in the world? And why is he lost right there outside of an island's restaurant?

Dude, that makes me not want to buy that shirt. Wow. Dude. Dude. Bro, we got to keep buy that shirt. Wow. Dude. Dude. Bro, we got to keep going though. We're roasting Johnny shit, bro. Holy fuck. Bro, he looks like Brian Austin grown.

That thing makes me sad, dog. Bro. Why is he posting up like this, bro? That's how he does it, bro. He's a young guy. He's 17 or 30 or something. 17 or 30? He's 24, man.

Oh, damn. Look at that, huh? Yeah, you don't want to fuck him. That little thotty thot. Dude, you would beat his ass right now. Fuck. Bro, I'd let him cut my arm for about 30 seconds, dude. Meet him at 5'2".

And Nick's back in. There he is. Just like that. Nick's back in. Thought we were going to have to fire him. Unbelievable. He's like, I got to say something. Oh, Johnny's a handsome guy.

He just definitely plays it to a distinct level in some of these photos. Yeah, relax, man. Some of them are like pictures you would see if somebody had a funeral, the one that they would put up. Like look at the one of him with his lip. Like why would you post that, bro? Happy Friday, everyone. Bro, I think he had a mole.

He had a, not a mole, but like something happened. I think he had a, like a contusion or something. He was covering up. But yeah, that's a weird way to do it. Just close your mouth, though. His Instagram's weird because he's actually like hilarious on TikTok. He's got this Rhode Island dad who like threatens to beat the shit out of him and his brothers. It's a good time.

Oh, he's a funny. Again, I stay away from TikTok. Yeah, stay away. He's a funny dude. I'm too old to be on TikTok. I'm giving him a hard time. He's a good time. Oh, he's a funny. Again, I stay away from TikTok. Yeah, stay away. He's a funny dude. I'm too old to be on TikTok. I'm giving him a hard time. He's a great dude. Some of his pictures are really wild.

Look at this other one, though. Look at this one. He's a detective on the left. On the left? Oh, he's a detective. What is this, bro? Dude. He looks like Inspector Gadget's little troubled son.

Like Inspector Tragic, bro. But see, look at him with Bobby Lee. That's how he is. He's like regular and fun. He's got a new... Oh, there he is. He loves Bobby Lee. And he's got a new picture.

He's got a new show coming up called Book of Mormon 2 or something. Power Book 2 Ghost. It's the spinoff of Power. It's a 50-cent show. He's one of the leads. Theo, you were way off. He's close. Power Book.

He said Book of Mormon 2. Well, shit. I mean, the title has 40 words in it. Yeah, it's a terrible title. Power Book of 52 Ghost. ghost sounds like a shitty mission impossible movie like something you get at a best buy dude near the near the front yeah who's gonna be able to pronounce it but obviously we wish him the best of luck that's good man good for him booking that shit that what else is going on? You know, dude. Nothing.

Not much. I'm heading to San Antonio Thursday back on the road, son. Are you really? Texas. Might look at some houses while I'm out there. Damn. In that Santa Ana. No, I'm going to drive up to Austin.

It's only about 45 minutes, I think. It's beautiful over there. Yeah. Texas is beautiful, man. Love it, man. That's about it, though, dog. You. Hopefully baseball comes back. I know. You hopefully baseball comes back.

I know. Remind me of that. And if they do 60 games, I think you'd make it more exciting. Cause that's like all the games count. So it'd be so exciting. Just a six, 60 games.

And imagine if they brought baseball, like baseball is kind of, I wouldn't say it's lost. Some of it's a lure, but I know it has, that's fine to say it's not America's pastime anymore. Not even football runs America. Yeah, football.

So I just think they could pick up a lot of fans and a lot of excitement right now. Nothing else is going on either. It's almost like just bite the budget or whatever it is. Which is what they're doing. Yeah. Because some of the big teams that make all the money, they don't want to. But they agreed to it. They did?

Yeah. July, I think, 24 24th it's gonna start shout out man yeah mike clevenger sent me this jersey unwashed he won i think seven or eleven or twelve games and i love baseball jerseys man we need to do a king sting baseball jersey yeah we we had one we had one well but that was like that was a jersey but i'm talking like it should say you know like a little rightwn in, something on the back. We'll do something good. Oh, that Meet Me at 240 picture looks dope.

Dude, was that your idea, the double dragon? No. Dude, I thought it was. I was going to say yes. Could you tell for a second? I was going to maybe say yes. Crazy, you can almost tell. The artist gave you, I go, dude, is that double dragon?

Because me and my brother are huge fans. It is. It was Theo's idea. Oh, wow. So maybe he said it and he brother are huge fans. It is. It was Theo's idea. Oh, wow. So maybe he said it and he just forgot. Yeah. That's CT flaring up, Doug. He could have been, dude.

Hanging out with me too much. Yeah, dude. Hanging out with me, Doug. Don't touch me anymore for real. The guy's like, give CT. It seems like it's starting in your knuckles. So I just put this thing out there and let him bite on it. I'll tell you what, man. You want to make make some money listen to nick's picks on ufc bets he sent me his bets this dude

we winning all sorts of money how'd you do this weekend nick uh it i when i sent him my picks i i was four for five and up sixteen hundred dollars i ended up to do i ended up uh winning 1200 because i i was drinking that night. I got a little crazy on the other side. And I know what happened. He put $400 on Keith Peters. No, I thought Curtis Blades would get the under. I thought he was just going to smash him.

Wow. You thought he was going to get a finish? Mm-hmm. So you still gamble. Come on, son. Oh, yeah. MMA betting is like my jam. Yeah, I mean, yeah.

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Let's get into this. Let's get into this, jeeps. Here's a first. This was a relevant debate club. Yo, what's up, Brendan? Coming at you from the great state of Wisconsin. Y'all, you should get your asses up here and do some shows. We're open, free state.

By the way, you guys suck at naming cheeses but I got a little bit of debate club for y'all slaying those sunfish or that hunting hitter gang gang buzz buzz he looks straight out of Whoville uh

in Schneeville it's a Schneegle. He does. He looks like Cindy Lou Who's brother. Straight out of Whoville, dog. You were holding on to that, huh? No. I was like, is he a character from Whoville? Look at him.

He looks spot on. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, Brendan. You're so good at him. He looks spot on. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God, Brendan. You're so good at this. You should be like one of those whatever it is, you know? I don't know what that is. It's the worst skill in the world, man. Or good.

You can draw suspects out at a police station. Yes. Yeah, I could do that. He looks like John Legend. The cop's like, alright, thanks, man. Doesn't he look like Whoville? Oh, yeah, he looks exactly

like it's where he's from. I hate how accurate you were. Thank you. Apparently there's an off ramp from Wisconsin straight to Whoville. He also looks like gianni if he had stayed in school and not dropped out early yeah to play hockey and mogadishu or wherever johnny also played hockey and mogadishu or something but um uh so what's his question

hunting or fishing listen man uh you know i i have some ar-15s myself just for because the world's on fire you never know who's gonna try breaking your house doing your kids but uh i can't shoot animals man it's just not my bag baby i can't shoot animals i feel bad for them i think deer are cute as fuck i i even like warthogs i went hunting one time in hawaii once they showed me these baby warthogs i started being real loud just to alert the warthogs that were coming. It was the first time they ever went on a trip and didn't kill a warthog, which was a win for me, I thought. I can't kill animals, man. Brendan wore a wind chime on his shirt.

They're like, hey, man, you don't need to wear a wind chime. Just your breathing is loud enough. Yeah, I can't kill animals. Fishing all day. No remorse when it comes to fish. Wow. I think I've always said I'm down to kill an animal if you do it with... Your bare hands?

Yeah, or a knife. If you go out boar, you get two knives and go out against a boar. You get some silverware and go out against a boar. That to me is fair. It's more fair. Yeah, like hunting with fucking, you you know they got the lasers on them and the heat seeking fucking bullets and shit that's not dude that's not how it's supposed to go down kill that bitch with an arrow yeah be cam haynes dog yeah cam haynes be hunting on mountains side of mountains his boy died falling

off the mountain hunting goats no way yeah dog they do real shit damn, I think, and I love a little bit of goat, man. I don't know if you've ever had goat or not. No, I haven't. I can't say that I have. You haven't? Oh, do the back strap off a fucking little billy, bro? I'll eat that bitch all day. You'll eat that billy jerky?

In a soup, yeah. You'll eat that little hamstring soup? Oh my God. It's good. You know, I talk all this shit and all my boys, son. I'd be down to do it once. Well, I think I just want to see more legit style hunting. I want real shit.

I want to see people go out there. I would watch a man hunt all day if he's going out there with a body cam on and two knives, and he's going to fight a boar. Wait, don't they do that? Oh, no. Yeah, it's called LAPD. Wait, what did you say? They have their dog,

like I think they have dogs go out and like search for the... Yeah, but the dogs do it. The dogs like are mangling the thing and then they shoot it or they... Well, in Hawaii, they have the dogs go up and like flip it on its back

and the dog have its neck and then they go up with a knife and stab it. No, fuck that. I'm talking, I'm with you. I thought the dogs just fight like... No, they attack it. I'm talking being real quiet,

covering your shoes in cotton and getting a couple knives. I mean like... Yeah, maybe a sword and get out there and hunt that bitch and find it. I'm talking a wooden fucking bow and arrow. But them boars, they got homies.

They got homies. No, I'm talking about your kids sleeping by a fire. I'm talking about real shit. Let's see what this young fellow's got to say. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Now, here's a guy who did it. Bryce Mitchell choked a deer out.

No. Yeah, there was a deer taking a nap. He snuck up on him. That's that shit I'm talking about, though. I choked him out. That's exactly what I'm talking about. He literally said he put it in a rear naked choke, and he choked it out for about six minutes. Probably took forever. Yeah, that's what he said.

That's what he said. He said it took a long time, dude. He said that he, I remember he did say that he watched an episode of Big Bang Theory on his phone while he was choking. He caught up on season three of locks as he killed this poor deer. So I think it took a while. Chin, you hunt

though, right? I've never been hunting. I want to do it once just like you guys. Me too. I just want to do

it once. Because we meet all the time, right? Tim Kennedy asked me all the time to go with him. Cam Haines asked me to go with him.

You have all the best people to go with. I know. And Steve Rinell too. I'd be down to hunt if it was like something dangerous.'re like hey there's this man-eating tiger dude and we gotta find this thing that sounds fun but if it's we're gonna go hunt some little white-tailed deer i'm not into that y'all gay man yeah some people are just trying to be gay too dude yeah

dude sleep with their buddies out in the woods yeah somebody take you hunting and it's just at a motel 6 somewhere. Hey, man, when we get out there, start looking for animals. Ah, dude, let's just chill in here. Yeah, let's order in. And you're like, what? Order in? Well, you got a six pack of monster, dude.

I'm trying to be up all night. Here's a young fella right here who's going through some issues. And he tells us a little bit about him. What's good? Gang gang, buzz buzz. Hope y'all are doing well during these quarantine times. I got a, uh, I got a, got a debate club for you. Got a debate club for you. Training day? Training day? Training day?

Or bad boys? Which one are you guys going with? Denzel or Will Smith and Martin Lawrence? Both classics. Both awesome. Got love for both of y'all. Shout out about watching your videos on 249. I loved your coverage, bro.

Theo, your podcast helped me through some dark times, brother. I don't think you're out yet. Let me go. Got a lot of problems with, you know, the dark arts. Those hitters, baby, yeah. Keep pushing, guys. Much love. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. We keep pushing, guys. Much love. Gang,

gang. Buzz, buzz. We love you, man. Good luck with everything. Damn, his energy was through the roof.

His email, this guy's name is Sean, and his email was Celtic Rage. Yeah, that dude's fighting some demons, dog. Or Celtic Rage, I guess.

Yeah, that dude's in the 12th round with some fucking demons, I think, bro. He's going 30 rounds with pure pharma. What's up, Sean, man? I appreciate the message, bro. Thanks for getting in touch with us. Yeah, we love you, man.

We're making jokes, but we love you. Thanks for giving us a shout out. Good luck fighting them fucking demons, dude. Yeah, dude. Everybody's got them, man. What was the guy asking about? Benzos or what? Bad boys or training?

Oh, dude, trained it. When Denzel gets in that fucking El Camino and little Ethan Hawke's like, where's your office? He's all, you in the office. Dude, legendary, bro. Dr. Dre kicks in. Yeah. That shit was kicks in. Yeah. That shit was so fire. Oh, you don't like to get wet?

You don't like to get wet? You smoking that PCP? Are you fucked up, dog? That movie's wild. You don't like to get wet? I haven't seen it. You haven't seen it? I haven't seen either one of them.

Oh, it's good. Oh, you haven't seen either one of them. Oh, it's good. I don't like a lot of movies where people are in traffic. I don't like action movies. What about in Trade Day where he's like, you've never had your shit pushed in? You've never seen that?

I've never seen such a great scene. They're playing cards? Yeah. With the Latinos? Yeah. That shit's so intense. When Ethan Hawke saved him because he defended his niece,

he was about to blow his head off. He's like, I have a daughter. Yeah, that dude right there. You ever had your shit pushed in? Big time. The veins are popping out of his neck. Who is that? Is that Henry Rollins?

That's Eddie Bravo. That's Eddie Bravo and Henry Rollins' baby. This guy's in Breaking Bad too. I was just saying shout out to him. That's doesn't break you bad too. I was just saying shout out to him. That's my idol. I love him. I hope you're listening.

Sorry. He's definitely not listening. He's probably not listening to this. I hope you are. He's probably drinking carrot juice and fucking writing a novel or some shit. And I can't wait to read it.

Yeah. You love him, huh? Oh, dude. Die hard. He's a real smart man. man yeah he's an interesting dude i'm a fan too yeah hell yeah train day 56 yeah bad boys is good but ain't nothing like that boys is like fun training days like that gritty oh dude train days that real shit and here's a fellow up here and this looks like it's in oregon and shout out to this guy for recording his video in landscape horizontally.

That's preferred. Okay. What up, Theo? What up, Brandon? Debate club. Big spoon versus little spoon. Personally, modern feminist, I'm okay with being that little spoon hitter. Wearing that female like a backpack.

Let me know what you think. Gang gang, butt snugs. Yep. Nuts to butts, bro. I like being the big spoon, man. I'm old school. Yeah. I feel real weird being the little spoon, you know?

Yeah. I like being in my own silverware drawer, really, honestly. I really do, man. I like making sure that the other person is happy and has a bed and a place to sleep, and then I like to sleep in my space. You like to be that single spoon. Yeah, I like to be in the dishwasher, yeah. What about you, Kat?

What's going on from the women's perspective? Well, from my experience, the tougher a guy tries to act out in public, he loves being the little spoon in private. Yeah. And then it's the reverse of a guy's kind of chill. He's cool being a big spoon. Wow. I feel like Kat's going to date a guy where they hear a noise and be like, check it out. Can you go check it out?

Ooh. Go see what that was so like y'all go see what it was hopefully it's a fucking tougher man than you chapelle what do you think bro i love being the little spoon i love it i get so excited you like wearing that. Every time we throw these softballs up to Chappelle, man, he strikes out. He strikes out, dude. I love it, dude. I get so excited. She'll just text me, little spoon.

She just texts you, little spoon? That's me, bro. That's me. That's what I'm talking about. Anger issues. Want to be a little spoon? Yeah, see? She's right. Nick, you I'm talking about. Anger issues. Want to be a little spoon? Yeah. See? She's right.

Nick, you got a girl. You trying to snuggle up to you? So I like being big spoon when we're cuddling. But when it's time to go to sleep, I need to turn over. And if she wants to drape her arm around me, that's fine. Like, I like it. I'm like, we can touch. But like, I got to go to sleep. I can't fall asleep like snuggled up, dude. Yeah, that's for children. I like my spank. Yeah, but I gotta go to sleep. I can't fall asleep snuggled up, dude.

I like my spank. Yeah, that's for kids, dude. Yeah, for high school kids that have been dating each other and that know each other well. But they're both 15. Let's be clear. What about you, Chin? My girlfriend wanted to experiment being the big spoon.

Oh, you guys are freaks. We're talking about cuddling. Yeah, yeah. You got to experiment? She wanted to give it a try. She wanted to give you guys Amish? Bro, it was my birthday. My girl got real freaky, man.

She decided I was going to be the little spoon. We got to talk. Man, you're killing me, man. Yeah, so we yeah so we tried it and all bunch of bitches in here man i let her do it i let her do it she wanted to do it so i let her do it and then she liked it but i was like it doesn't feel right so i'm always the big spoon now yeah it just doesn't feel normal you know what doesn't feel right doesn't feel right don't feel right i appreciate it's got that yeah i think maybe if it's a if it's for warmth or something like that maybe or you're stuck trapped somewhere outside or you got locked out of the house or

something you have to sleep outside yeah if it's like a naked afraid situation then we're going titties to back you feel me i'm gonna stay warm wear it like a blanket before the normal house god dude i need my space i'm not trying to be no spoon. I'm a deal on this. I want my own bedroom. I want my own bathroom. Me too, dude. I need the room too. I want my own house. I'm not trying to hold a fart in all night either.

Come on, bro. No, dude. I used to date this girl. I had to go fart on the balcony sometimes. I do the silencer. I put that fucking pillow to my ass. Just silence that thing. You're going to give someone pink eye, dude.

Maybe. Yeah, dog. You're going to give somebody pink eye, dude. Maybe. Yeah, dog. You're going to give somebody pink eye, man. Maybe. The old silencer, dude. It's a classic move. Dude, when I first moved here, I lived in a studio. In Marina Del Rey, I lived in a studio in the bathroom.

It was tiny. The bathroom's right next to the fucking bedroom. Dude, I was dating this girl. She went in and blew that bitch up. Oh's no silence in that oh my heart god disturbing dude yeah dude every time i hear a girl fart or something just part of me dies man it'll ruin your day bro it will ruin your day then you got a one-bedroom studio and some girl blows that bitch up. She starts playing them toilet trumpets next to your bed, dude.

Bro, I remember one time I was high on drugs and I was in England, actually, somewhere in England. And I stayed at this girl's place and I thought she'd fallen asleep. So I went to the bathroom to do number two, do a stool. Sure. Sometimes you just gotta, dude. And so I'm in there for like 40 minutes. falling asleep so i went to the bathroom to do number two do a stool sure and um sometimes you gotta do and so i'm in there for like 40 minutes doing they got like british literature and stuff i'm reading up you know yeah getting to know you know getting familiar with the continent or whatever yeah and um and i come out and she'd been awake the whole time i thought she was asleep

and you lit it up she lighted up i've been by myself in her bathroom for 40 minutes like i couldn't be like yeah as a had to say p you know oh there was a line you know what i do is i used to i used to run the shower i'd run the shower man because then you got this you gotta hide the smell and shit it's exhausting you're wasting water brothers people in countries they don't have any water. Hey, man. You're using water to mask a stool. Whatever it takes.

Yeah, you're right. You're right. What happened to air freshener? It's all right, bro. I was about to turn into that Kimbo Slice joke again if you didn't come over. What else you got, Nick? Yeah, Nick. First of all, we didn't even answer that one guy, I don't think.

We answered Big Spoon, Little Spoon. I said Big Spoon all day. Gun, shoot, fish. No, we answered that shit. Everybody said fishing pretty much, unless you're going barehanded. Yeah, respect, respect. This was actually, doesn't really fit in a category, but someone noticed something very interesting on the latest episode of Queer Eye

or a episode of Queer Eye. Hey, guys. This is Viv and Joe in Burbank. We were just watching Queer Eye and we heard something familiar. You see me? Of course. Gang gang! Boss boss! Back off my broccolini! Damn, using a theme off my baccalini.

Damn, using a theme song in Queer Eye. Were they? Yeah. Yeah. I don't even know what just happened. I don't even know what's going on. That lady likes it? They used it in Queer Eye.

They used our theme song in Queer Eye. Wow, that's crazy, man. Our gay fans must love that. All four of them. No, there's a lot of men that tune into this oh yeah especially since we added chapelle in too that makes sense i'm a cheerleader yeah uh there you go thank you that's a great demographic yeah yeah yeah diehard fans bro fuck yeah oh yeah and now a lot i want to bring this up though to you chapelle a lot of cheerleaders use also performance and ants and drugs is that? Yeah, that's fair. For cheerleading? Yeah. I mean, I knew

some cats that did some roids and stuff, but not. That'd be performance enhancing, son. You know how much hard you can hit a backflip on some deck of D-ball? I've never used anything. It's all natural. I know. Imagine if you did. Imagine the cartwheels you perform on Winstraw, son. I was good in

general. I didn't need it. I know, but you go from good to great. Go to great, bro. You'd start a backflip on a Monday and come back on a Thursday, bro. Is LeBron using something? Who knows, man? I wouldn't be surprised. If I had to guess, yeah.

You think LeBron James? You don't think he's just... Not anymore, man. No, he's too old, dog. To be performing at that level and injuries. Talking about HGH, probably on some shit. Remember when we got real skinny and shredded? Come on, go i'm vegan i'm biking yeah okay you ain't biking you ain't biking bike into the store yeah but he ain't putting no thick boy videos up like you

nope he ain't doing that you right all right i'll give you what else you got nick i can't believe that they're watching that on that. Listening to that. She was getting down, too. She was, huh? Yeah. She wanted that broccolini, dude. She wanted that stalk, bro. I got my broccolini, dog.

You need to have some side items, too, at your barbecue, man. Yeah, you need some nice mashed taters. You feel me? Yeah, mashed taters, potato salad, yams. Some okra. Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Maybe some small bass.

Maybe Chin's small bass. Some bass. Yeah, I've never been a mac and cheese fan. Chin's bass nuggets, you know. Chin's bass nuggets. It should be tasty. Yeah. They're all tiny.

Yeah. Come with a side of candy canes. Little tiny. Very last debate club. What's up, guys? Nathan from Chicago. I'm half Vietnamese, so I need this debate question answered. Cat is Vietnamese and Chin is Korean.

Which is better, Vietnamese or Korean food? Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. I know the answer. I'm going to let you guys answer that. Did he say which people are better? Which food is better? Which food? Oh, he said food.

I thought he said people, too. I'm like, damn, Doug. Let's answer both. Answer the people one first. I bet they don't even know Vietnamese cuisine. No. I can tell you a dish. You guys know one for sure.

What? It's the most popular. Pho. I hate pho. That's not a meal. Soup's not a fucking meal dude when people go you want to get fun nah dude i'm a big spoon and i'm a grown man i'm not gonna eat soup for a fucking meal we just lost an entire continent of fans but here's the thing vietnamese

people are like half your size so it is a meal for us yeah i know imagine being just a little just being a semi not extremely heighted kind of human. Yeah, sure. Running around busy, have to get back to school quick. Yeah. And then what's the other dish? Korean food. Oh, Korean barbecue.

Yeah, Korean barbecue. I've only had Korean barbecue once, but I definitely like it more than pho. And you went to a really bad place. You know I like it more than chin, though. Oregon or something. We went to the worst possible place to get Korean barbecue. You went to Washington. L.A know I like you more than Chin though Oregon or something We went to the worst Possible place In Washington You went to Washington

LA LA's the place I told you King and Sting needs to go man Yeah that'd be dope Let's do it We could do We should do a field trip

Bobby Lee took me to some Korean joint And he took me to a bathhouse after That's what they do He took you to Wii Spa huh It was something I've been to Wii Spa A bunch No it was like this hidden one

I was like He's like He just pulled up and like You know Stopped his car And he was like We doing bunch no it was like this hidden one i was like he's like he just pulled up and like you know stopped his car and i was he was like we doing this and i was like it's called a gin chill bang i don't know it was hidden it was like you don't know it's there yeah and you wear robes sometimes no they would not wear robes sometimes yeah i went to we spa what cat's talking about it's like some people can wear some trunks, dude. Everybody naked up in that. Are they?

Yeah. You got their little dicks in your face. We don't need it. No, we don't need it, dog. He was doing karate kicks in the sauna. Nice. I was like, Bobby, sit down. That sounds fun.

That sounds fun, though. And he doesn't have a lot of muscles in his body, Bobby. He's mostly cartilage. He's cartilage and not even a lot of bone. You could fill his whole leg and not find a bone in it. He's like cartilage. He's cartilage and not even a lot of bone. You could fill his whole leg and not find a bone in it. He's like Gumby. You got that very unique body type. That kind of dots.

You ever seen that stuff, dots, at the movies when you get that smack? Are you talking about futuristic ice cream? Oh, no, no, no. I'm going with the original. No, dots is like the gummy candy. Yeah. Oh, I love those. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They come in the yellow box. He's got a lot of kind of lit. That's a lot of Bobby's. I'm going to go with Korean food's better. But I don't know about Vietnamese and Korean. Would one of you guys rather be the other ethnicity? No, not me. No.

Wow. Yeah, we're very prideful. We should try some instead of burgers. See, here's the thing, though. Vietnamese food is very, it's an acquired taste. Not a lot of people are willing to eat fish sauce. Even you're going Korean food, it sounds like. No, I love Vietnamese food. I love Vietnamese food.

I just know for, like, if you're not Asian, it's kind of hard for you to eat. Have fans asked us to try other food on this? I haven't seen. We should do a spicy one. I'll tell you this story. So I was at Shanghai. And that could be in one of you guys' countries. I'm hard Chinese.

So there we go. And I also met a man who was Taiwanese this weekend. And he said, fuck the Chinese, he told me. Yep. Oh, they hate the Chinese. And I said, look, I don't even know. I don't want to be part of this. I said, let me get my globe out of the trunk before i even get into this but um i remember they had

a breakfast bar at this hotel and they had one half was american and one half was chinese or asian food sounds terrible and it was strikingly different like i went on the asian side and it was just a total like and it was breakfast and I'm like, this is breakfast, man? They had a bunch of different options. Oh, they had like a little like, I don't even know, some of it was a lot of fish, dried out fish. A lot of stuff seemed like flakes. A lot of vegetables.

A lot of stuff you would see kind of by the beach a little bit. The Chinese are bigger people though, right? Compared to Koreans? No, Koreans are probably the biggest. Actual size people? are probably the biggest actual size people yeah the biggest i feel like chinese are thick you can't even hide a korean bro i think you're just thinking of you y'all mean just y'all mean jeremy anomaly those are anomalies all right well chin's the a giant korean they're bigger than me now y'all mean was bred like literally

they found the two tallest people yeah he was artificially created in the lab. But anyway, so yeah, I just think the food, the world, the food world, like you're saying with fish sauce or whatever, the food worlds are totally very different. You know what they might like, Kat? Is the banh mi, the barbecue one. You know what I'm talking about? The actual barbecue, delicious barbecue meat banh mi. Yes.

Yeah, I think they would actually dig that. What, ramen's what? Japanese. We should just bring stuff in and see what you guys like better. Well, you tried to bring them balut, remember? That was a Filipino treat. I've had one of those before. It's like an embryo. You ate that?

Bird? Yeah, yeah. I had some. You ate it? I saw it and I threw up. Well, also Chin didn't cook it. That was a mistake. I thought they were cooked already. So when they opened it, it was it and I threw up. Well, also Chin didn't cook it. That was a mistake. I thought they were cooked already.

So when they opened it, it was raw. Bro, that is okay. Sorcery. That was an act of terrorism. It was a dinosaur egg. We opened that bitch up. There's a full-sized ostrich in it, but he was dead. It was covered in blood.

I didn't want to try it. I don't think you should have tried it you'd have gotten sick you're gonna get sick dude i've had a hit couple hits of it man what else you got nick it's a unique i would you know they don't have it at shoney's i'll say that i just put this one up at the beginning of the episode a bunch of bitches marbles a bunch of tough women or tough men. Who played Pogs, man? Look at that.

Wow. Damn. That's fair. 67%. Safe Korean food. That's interesting, man. Yeah, I think. I just think I don't have enough experience with the two foods.

So I will probably need to go to some restaurants. We'll bring it. We'll bring something. I think they'd like Korean. I think you guys would like Korean food more. You never know. Any excuse to wear those glasses again. Ooh, that'd be fun.

You can just eat dishes, say if it's Korean or Vietnamese. Yeah, but we get which one we like better and then we pick. We just don't tell you what it is. But put in Chinese, Korean, and Vietnamese. Nope. Chinese too? No, no, no. We're gonna know Chinese, dude. From the mall.

It tastes like you have to buy shoes in a few minutes. I Postmates Panda all the time. I'll get a large entree-only orange chicken and destroy my body. Double orange chicken? You know you're shitting your pants at night. Oh, dude, the double scoop orange chicken? You talking about that sugar chicken, dog? Oh, that's fantastic.

I feel so bad about myself after. I do, too. I eat orange chicken and I fucking punch myself in the head. I'm so disappointed in myself, dog. And that's when Keith Peterson shows up and says, hey, man. I'm going to let this go on a little longer. Too much nonsense over here, man. What else you got, Nick?

So I've seen a lot of people asking for like the flaunt my aunts, chide my rides, all that. But we need videos. Don't just send in a picture and send in. For chide my ride, don't send in a picture of a car you've seen on a street. It's got to be your car. So this is a chide my ride. All right. Hey, boys, I'm here to show off my ride.

This is a 2007 Freightliner package car. Gang. And it comes stock with this nice diamond plate floor. That shit's tasty. I'm into it. This is my fridge. That's aftermarket, though. I have to pay for that myself. I feel like this man's living out of this car.

Also aftermarket. And this one's pretty young. She's only got 495,000 miles on it. Oh, my God. Yeah, UPS be putting some work. Also, I'm stuck with this fucking closet. Ooh. Fucking Amazon. Fucking Amazon.

And then out here we have... Fucking Amazon. Oh, that's so pretty. Damn. That is beautiful. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. That shit is dope, man. There ain't nothing like when you're waiting for a package,

you see that brown fucking hit or pull up, you're like, oh, hell yeah. Nothing better. Here he comes, put on some cologne. That's a beautiful ride, man. That's really that everyday Santa Claus right there. Doing the Lord's work, one package at a time. He said fucking Amazon.

And it's interesting, too, seeing how you bring your own stuff. That thing's pretty basic, huh? That thing's just pretty run-of-the-mill. Did he say he'd have his own radio in there? Yeah. See, he bought all the aftermarket stuff himself. That's wild, man. Thanks for being out there,

bro, on the front lines dude so people can have fucking you know stuff yeah i'll close out with a king of their sting it theo brendan chin nick cat mr lacy what good? It's a beautiful day in West Virginia. I'm talking Charleston, West by God, Virginia. Beautiful. Do you king or do you sting the idea about being on one of these flights, future flights, that are going to potentially colonize Mars? Do you king or do you sting it?

Because I hear the Mars rides are just one way. It ain't coming back. So appreciate you guys. Podcast rocks. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. Buzz, buzz, Mr. Blue Eyes. Fuck Austin.

Well, hey, listen. Stinging the sting on Mars. Same thing like I'm doing with Austin. I'm going to go ahead and let Rogan go out there first. Tell me the lay of the land. Then I'll follow up. You feel me? Yeah, yeah.

So if Rogan's going to go to Mars, go ahead, dog. Let me know how it is. Bro, you have to admit, there's no doubt that Rogan would go to Mars if they got a way to do it. Oh, I might get a text like, hey, dog, change of plans. I decided to go to Mars. You know what I'm saying? All right. Hey, real quick, I bought Mars.

So if you guys want to come up here. There's a comedy store in Mars. Yeah. We're doing a comedy store in Mars, man. You down? Yeah. You have to get your boron levels checked first. Should be cool, man.

I hired a doctor. This dude's straight up busting Timberlake over here. Damn, someone get him a boy band, Doug. You cut his hair off. Yeah, I know. Seriously. Check out them brows, too. This guy is mixed.

This is the most light-skinned black dude I've ever even seen right here. And he's handsome, Doug. I'll tell you what, maybe I do want to be the little spoon. He also talked for like three minutes trying to convince you guys to come to nashville so to nashville yeah i just i made it shorter but yeah he's just like we're we're open we got comedy in nashville yeah but he's in west virginia i thought but he does real estate i guess i don't know maybe he talked for something about for three minutes i don't know i cut it off but okay all right someone was't know. Maybe he talked for something about it for three minutes. I don't know. I cut it off, but. Okay.

All right. Someone was convincing us to go in Nashville, said no state income tax and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, he's right. I'm going to look in a couple weeks over there, I think. We'll just get together and do King of the Sting. Yeah. Figure it out.

Nashville's dope. Yeah, I think it'd be cool. I just, yeah, sometimes I just think I just don't know if I can be in this place anymore sometimes it just feels brother tough it's just scary yeah i don't know about all going to mars fuck that noise but yeah yeah but again i could be talked into it well this young man was asking about um what's the taxes like on mars you feel me i'm that high as hell dog you to build a fucking society. Yeah. Well, that one man did it, and he bought them vegetables.

Remember? Who? Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon did it. That's a good point. You know, all those dope-ass SUVs and shit rolling around Mars. Then he took his own shit and made potatoes out of it. That was cool.

And then he won the Golden Globe for Best Comedy. Yeah, that's right. For that drama. Slow year. But yeah, we wouldn't even be able to afford a car on Mars. Rogan, we'd have to borrow the car from him all the time. Yeah, Rogan would have just an Uber.

He'd be our Uber driver. Yeah, it'd be like a $140 million vehicle it'd be it'd be him and elon musk rover by tesla yeah yeah it sounds like it'd be boring as fuck over there after a while it'd be cool for a two i bet three days bro by day four i'd be like oh i'll go anywhere that's fair you know i bet it would just get because you're all going to be in the same little place you're not gonna have a big place on mars probably because i bet it the square footage is can't be cheap half a mil per foot you know no restaurants that's why you gotta open up the barbecue spot on mars yeah out of this world lacy i want to go to manchester do your recipes need gravity what did you say i said do your

recipes need gravity bro that's the first thing I said, do your recipes need gravity, bro? That's the first thing you got to check. I mean, that's a good question. Got to bring a lot of sugar with you. Yeah. Where are you going to get the ribs? Yeah. That's a good point, too, Kyle.

You got to de-rib something that's been living. Damn. We don't know what the wildlife's like up there. Yeah, bro. You don't have any plan, dude. We just started this. I'm not investing in this barbecue joint anymore. I'm out. First of all, y'all put it on me. I'm going to reopen that barbecue joint anymore I'm out

I'm gonna reopen that email about that Sinaloan Zoo we got sent to that's looking real tasty right now that looks like a better business opportunity Chappelle now what if you had a barbecue truck though remember a truck what if you did a truck you know

I could do something you could promote it on Food Truck Diaries. Yeah, Doug. You have me on. Well, you got to have a damn truck. You don't have the truck. And that has to be pretty fire food, Doug. You can't put the card before the truck.

Dude, come on. You just can't have anyone on the show. That was my fault. You got to walk before you can backflip. You're right. There's two ways to get on that show. You either buy the truck or you can backflip. Yeah. You're right. There's two ways. Millennials, man. There's two ways to get on that show. You either buy the truck or you fight that guy that Brendan fought.

I only fought him. I bet him at 240. That was good enough. Mr. Larkin or whatever that guy's name was. What was it? Johnny Curtis. Justin. There it is.

Johnny Curtis. Johnny Curtis. Fight Johnny Curtis. You get on the show, dog. All right. There you go. Well, who's going to train me? Huh?

Train yourself, man. God. YouTube is going to be your trainer, dog. YouTube. God. YouTube is my trainer, dog. By God, I mean YouTube. What was this guy's question?

I can't even remember. Colonizing Mars, king it or sting it. What do you think, kid? I'm going to sting it. do you think i'm a sting no i don't stop there forever no it still might be better in la right now do they have a korean space program does korea have a space program yeah no i don't they don't oh it's okay i have no idea oh so i need to know if governor fucking newsom's gonna be up there as well you know what it seems like space because it's us and russia It's America, right? Isn't it interesting though?

It's such a, is it like a, do you think it's been like a white thing trying to get to space? Because it's interesting that other countries are like,

dude, this is fucking ridiculous. You know, like, you gotta have smart people. No one thinks to go to like a different country. Like,

I want to go to Manchester. You know? Well, yeah. Well, buy a ticket. Yeah, dude.

It's not that hard i mean yeah bro jesus man we're talking about mars lacy came to get his shit together for his food truck yeah you can't even make a shitty barbecue sauce man you need a million ideas here man fuck space for you chapelle you're man, everybody wants to go to Mars. I want to go to Manchester, man. Everybody trying to get to Mars. I'm just trying to go to Burbank. Well, fucking get an Uber, dog.

Colonize Mars. Dang it. People want to go. Damn, people are feeling it. Shit, go then. Go, yeah. You know, I thought it was interesting in Louis C.K.'s special, the new one that's just on the internet. Yeah's great he talks about he's like yeah and you know

i just i had a lot of bad publicity going on and i wanted to go somewhere he goes the problem is you every place you pick is still on earth he goes he goes i really wanted to go to another planet he's like i literally remember getting on the internet and thinking man is there anybody that can just go to another planet? He's been watching too much Rick and Morty. Fuck, Doug. Yeah, that story was shitty, too. Oh, well.

Oh, well. Shouts out to Manchester. Hopefully I get there one day. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, I don't know what'll happen. Hopefully they'll build ways that we can get there. You know, only time will tell, man. I wonder how the people that are there got there.

You could do comedy out there, Chappelle. I don't know, dude. I would love to. Be a pioneer. That'd be dope. Yeah. Yeah, be a pioneer, bro. Go to Manchester.

Lewis and Clark, man. Get out there. The Girls of Oasis. Be the Columbus of Manchester, dog. Yeah. I don't know if I want to do that, but I'll be the Chappelle Lacey of Manchester. There you go. Yeah, buy a ticket.

Yeah. Pray on it, bro. Pray on it. Yeah, see if you, maybe they'll do some kind of thing where people could, you know, start out in one place and end up in another somehow via some method. Via flight or water yeah something that's crazy nick but yeah i guess something like that you know i was thinking prayer mostly but yeah maybe they'll find some way yeah then maybe they're creating apps again like

judge it you know yeah like yelp or something. Yeah. Well, that's it, man. We got newmerchcatshop.com and get this soft tater there. And we might even sell Cat's been keeping this one warm. We'll put that one on their first one on there.

Yeah, tits not included. You feel me? Damn, bro. What's up, daddy? You got them wide B cups. I know, Doug. What's up?

Damn. Trying to be that little spoon? no man i'm not get your get your merch was it cat shop yep catshop.com son get it yep thank you guys so much man yeah thanks for killing it man the show's never been bigger for whatever reason we're starting to gain our stride here yeah yeah thank everybody cat chapelle nick yeah you guys thanks for putting all the work man colin helps a lot in the back people have been asking who that is in the back there yeah shout out to colin colin's been putting on weight as well which one just so people have some idea of who he is and what's going on with it he's a

fellow thicky yeah yeah shut the thick kids he could be your barbecue if he could be your first victim huh yeah he could yeah henry rollins could be your first victim, huh? Yeah, he could. Yeah, Henry Rollins could be first victim, too. Well, let's just start with Colin. Just be happy with Paul Wall. We'll start with Paul Wall. Yeah, just be happy with Paul Wall. Maybe Paul Wall invests in your barbecue business. Yeah.

Sitting sideways barbecue, son. Sitting sideways barbecue. Chef Pell. That'd be good. Wrap the two of you up Good luck We love you guys Outro Music They sliding into my DMs A couple of you tried but couldn't beat em Quit playing like Nintendo DS You don't want to smoke like Joey Diaz Meaning y'all edible

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