The Golden Hour - Episode 76: 4th Of July Special

Episode Date: July 3, 2020

The gang talks Fourth Of July Celebrations, Dustin Poirier vs Dan Hooker, Theo's Call Out Of Conor McGregor, Bang Snaps, Trunk Fireworks, Camping, Theo's Only Fans Account, Shapels BBQ Sauce Update, ideas for Cat's Mukbang Page, American Pie, Burned In Tats and much more!Liquid IV - https://liquidiv.com/ use code: KATSFitbod - https://fitbod.me/katsHims - https://forhims.com/katsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look at us right now. I don't know what you look like shit Good day, sir Back off my broccolini. Get your life together. It is. Don't touch me, bro. I'm not touching you, dude. Waffle? Real natural sugar.

Nah, you're talking about that waffle syrup, dude. This is a straight up powerful. Are you thinking monk fruit? Huh? Are you thinking monk fruit? Whoa, I'm just, everybody in here is on different sweeteners, dude. I think we're all on the same one. We need to get a dang nine ball, dude and I'll get on the same page you see

you talking about the devil's dandruff we talk about the Lord's dandruff is Steve we thought they caught Steve really get that Steve have me a Steve what is it it's it's a ground-up leaf that gives you extra sweet tea that's cocaine dude cocaine you have it oh do you got to get some cocaine boy I didn't extra sweet tea. That's cocaine, dude. I've never had cocaine. I have. You haven't? Oh, dude, you gotta get some cocaine, boy.

I did it twice. Yeah, dude. You did coke? Oh, not recently. Oh, yeah. Me at 170, bro. You gotta get some cocaine. You got 185.

You got my cocaine up, papi. Bro, that stuff will take some weight off. Your head will be smaller, dog. After the shit I get you. I'm down. Your head will be smaller, dog. After the shit, I get you. I'm down. Your head will be, like, six inches in diameter, dog.

I'll get that stuff that will take some weight off your body. Dude, you and I would be like Lob City with these notes. You just toss it from there. Oh, dude. They call me a fucking... It's a jump contest, this motherfucker. The Vince Carter, baby. Oh, yeah, man.

I love DeAndre Hopkins on the end of that. Yeah, no Coke-a-hino for me. Oh, come on, dude. Hey, Nick, you ever done Coke? A couple times. Yeah, I bet you have. That's a sport. That's awesome.

That's a gambling man right there. Look, Nick was a couple of – Nick loses a couple of bets a few years ago online, and he does construction in Wisconsin. He's had some rough goes, man. Trust me, if Anderson Silva didn't win a couple of fights

back in the day, Nick wouldn't even be here. That motherfucker I told you should have seen his bets, man. You might have to start your own betting site, man. You see his bets this week? God damn.

He sent them. I'm like, dude, you got a gift. Did he kill it? He won $7,000. Oh, what? He did this parlay. How dare God damn. He said to me, I'm like, dude, you got a gift. Did he kill it? He won $7,000. Oh, what? He did this parlay. How dare you? Now he'll get me too, now that women know he has money.

But he won 7G, man. They were going after Bieber. Now they're going after Nick. Yeah, that's the one to go after. Yeah, he did good-ass picks, Nick. Yeah, that's crazy, man. Dude, oh, how was Vegas? You surprised your boy, Dustin Poirier.

Oh, yeah, it was cool. It was exciting, man. He got home, how was Vegas? You surprised your boy, Dustin Poirier. Oh, yeah, it was cool. It was exciting, man. He got home, just kind of surprised me. It was just like a small party at some place that he was staying at. He just walked in like he'd just been at a long day at the office, kind of, you know. Well, it was a long day. Yeah, it was. But literally, he comes in.

It was 25 minutes of pure fury. Yeah, puts his keys on the counter. Hey, guys. Yeah. Wife had a home-cooked meal. How was it his keys on the counter. Hey, guys. Yeah. Wife had a home-cooked meal. How was it, honey? That was close, you know? But I did well.

Because that was a close fight, man. Oh, it was crazy. You could see how at the end he was just like, come on, I know I did enough to get it done. You know, waiting for the judges. I told Nick when we came in, I had it 2-2 going to the fifth. And then he pulled that fifth out at the end. But it was – with those judges, you never know, man. I was like, I could see them maybe get to Hooker, but Dustin should have won, yeah.

Yeah, I think it would have been hard if they gave it to – if they would have given it to him. They've definitely – They would have given it to Hooker. The judges have definitely done worse. You know what I'm saying? Really? Oh, dude.

So if Hooker would have got that, they would have done even – and look, I mean, Hooker, I think it was a great fight. I think he – Fight of the year. He had more experience in those later rounds and hooker just got gassed i think on the ground i don't know but that's that's what poor a does like my boy was like i think i'm gonna take hooker because you know his knees and he puts big money on i thought about the knees too and then he's like the knees he's just dangerous and the team he trained with and dustin's been out for a while he's like also dustin kind of gasses i'm like whoa no he doesn't he beat justin gaethje you

look at his fights with eddie alvarez you look at his fight you know even khabib he does not gas i'm fucking it's better over time he got that third lung man i think he's got that third lung louisiana lung he's got that louisiana lung you know what i'm saying it's got some water in it but it holds air baby so i don't know it was just exciting man i think it was like his wife and just some uh another couple and then two buddies of his and then was he pretty beat up yeah he's pretty beat up one of his eyes the right eye was kind of closed up and i was like can you see out of it he's like yeah i can you know he's kind of held it up kind of yeah but it's pretty funny, you know? He's like, I couldn't pick anybody

out of a line, out of a police line. Was his daughter there? No, the kiddo wasn't there. Oh, word. But he was, oh, and then we sat and watched the fight with him,

so that was cool because then we got to watch it and all like really enjoy it, you know? Look at that. But yeah, man, he just, yeah, I don't know.

You know what? There's something about him that makes him so fun to cheer for too, you know? I don't know what. He's a good guy. Yeah, I think that, I mean, I don't know. You know what? There's something about him that makes him so fun to cheer for, too. You know, I don't know what. He's a good guy. Yeah. I think that, I mean, I know that's what it is, but he just.

That's why I cheer for him. Yeah. He just like. But he's also paid his dues. Like, you know, people love Masvidal because you know the dude's been fighting since he's 17 or 14 in the backyard. Poirier is very similar, dude. Yeah. You can go back to Poirier and he's a young dude

fighting men. Like he's paid his dues. Dude, he beat two of Michael Vick's dogs, dude. In Michael Vick's prime. So I'm just saying, bro. You know what happened to those dogs, too, dude?

Oh, dude, I remember. I remember. You know what happened to those dogs that lost? They electrocuted them and drowned them. Yeah. Isn't that crazy?

That he did that? Dude had a $500 million contract with Nike and was killing dogs in his off time. Damn. Dude, I remember watching these fights when YouTube first came out. Oh, dude, the Kimbo stuff. Yeah, the Kimbo stuff.

That was like the earliest, like. You're talking life changing. Uh-huh. That shit was unbelievable. Oh, it gave a whole new vibe for a backyard. It used to be a place you were considering having a pool, and now people are like, no, no. No, man.

Let's get some sponsors on the grass here. Yes. Hey, Dan, mow a monster energy symbol into the yard. We need some damn coin. Hey, Dan, let's do it like the UFC. Yeah, mow some monster in the lawn. Don't pay the guys. Let's keep all the money.

I know, man. I hope that shit starts to change for those guys. They go too hard, man. Yeah, cheer for Dustin because he's a good dude. Yeah. Yeah, it was fun, man. Yeah, cheer for Dustin because he's a good dude. Yeah. Yeah, it was fun, man. It was fun. Especially after all that time off that he had.

Yeah, big fight next because Hooker's five. Boy, he was ranked number three. Yeah, well, I think he just waits until he gets a fight that he really wants. But then he will. He'll get a big fight. You're ranked three, you just beat number five. You look at the lineup. I could see him versus Conor coming back. That would be a mega fight for him.

Well, Conor needs to come back or just shut the fuck up. I thought he retired. I mean, he never will. It kind of makes him who he is. What'd you say, Nick? I just laughed at him telling Conor to shut the fuck up. Oh, I know. Dude, I'll fucking fight Conor, dude. He'll beat me. Meet him at 145.

Dude, he'll beat me, bro, but I'll fight him in Scotland, dude. You know? Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. A couple glasses of that Scottish tap water, dog. I'll fucking go at least half a round. Get that proper feel going.

Oh, yeah, dude. Get that proper four, baby. Put me and Donald Curtis on the card. I started selling improper eight. That's my new whiskey. Improper 8 ball. Improper 8 ball, dude. I don't know how much we're paying Chappelle, but look at that bling bling you got.

God damn, dude. What's up, man? I figure if I get my barbecue joint going. You got to have the chain. Yeah, I got to have a chain. Dang, you look like that guy's gold all in my watch. Remember that? Yeah.

Gold up on my wrist. Yeah. Don't believe me, just watch. What's that guy's name? I don't know. He died. He did not die. He's alive.

Really? Yeah. Oh, he'll probably die then. Trinidad James. Trinidad James. Oh, he called. Yeah. Trinidad James was it.

Yeah, ever since the barbecue company has become a thought in my mind, I feel like I gotta change my... You're living different. I gotta live different. You're moving. You have to feel it. Well, put a bone on that bitch.

Hang a pig femur off that sucker or something. Get a gold rib dangling off there. Yeah, live a little, man. You can get nothing, man. Well, this is a start.

Start flexing them barbecue nuts on these hoes. Hang a hog hip off that bitch, bro. Put a fucking, you know, put a baby lamb clavicle off that sucker, dog. Put a fucking, you know, put a baby lamb clavicle off that sucker, dog. Get a yam hanging

off the fucking chin, bro. Okay. Get a gold yam up in this bitch. Yeah, bro. Gold up a yam, son. Yeah, son. Dude, we got...

Gold up a yam. I got to introduce you to some real black folks. Yeah. I got to introduce you. We got to get you out there, dog. You don't think gold yams would sell?

You're crazy. Ooh, ooh. Them solid gold yams. Solid gold yams. Solid gold yams. Happy Fourth of July, though, huh? Oh, bam, bam, bam. Bam, bam, bam. Now, it's going to hurt a little bit because there's no fireworks allowed in Los Angeles.

Are you serious? No, they banned all fireworks in beaches. Oh, the people in my park beg to differ, dog. So I would just, so for this Fourth of July, Just kind of close your eyes And imagine What you want Dude have people Been setting off fireworks In your house Yeah man

Dude like crazy Oh hell yeah I love it Oh you like it Oh yeah I think something's going down The big thing So I get my guns out

When I was growing up The big thing used to be Fill your trunk With firecrackers You know Yeah Talking about those Real hitters though

Like the Black Cat The M80 Oh the Black Cat I'm, though? Like the Black Cats, the M8s? Oh, the Black Cats. I'm talking about M160s. I'm talking about M5s, dude, you know? Maybe even MS10s, you know? Just a Mexican dude in the trunk just yelling, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, so, but the goal would be you would load as many as you could in your trunk and light it, throw a match in there, and then you would just drive down the street with that thing just setting off.

And sometimes they would put it, then they would stick the bottle rockets on it. It's all by the gas tanks, I feel like it's a bad idea. We don't have much time. We don't have much time. There's two, there's two, there's two. Oh, man. Come on now.

That's what's been pre- Come on now. Ah, damn. That's what's been reacting to me for the first 10 minutes of the show. Trying to figure these out? Damn. Those are the smallest ones

I've ever seen. We had a hot eight seconds. We have no ventilation. Where'd you get these? These little baby ones. These are for children. I feel like these are more dangerous

than the regular adult ones because they're so small. Well, that's America, guys. It really is. That's 2020. People try to do something nice for you and you complain about it. You try to get them canceled. Yeah.

So I'm going to try to get your girl canceled on Twitter now. Oh, there's small sparkle Nick over there. Small sparkle Nick. What the fuck is he doing, dude? The next week's show is going to be dope, I promise. No, that was very nice of you, dude. Yeah, that's cool. That was worth everybody, too.

I wish you would have set off an M-80 in this bitch. You told us to run. Bro, if you throw a pack of those in there. Yeah. You told us to run. Run! Yeah. You want ratings or not, Nick?

I wanted white, those poppers. You can't even find... Oh, that's insane. You know what I couldn't stop thinking about last night? That's where my life is at. Think how... You know those little poppers? Those little things kids play with?

Yeah. Someone's job is fill in the little bag and twist it and put them in there. Oh, yeah, that's got to be it. Probably somebody that's in recovery, I bet. Probably someone who made some bad life decisions. Yeah, somebody who's bought a gram and hid it in their body, probably. Or someone who needs recovery, just go and edit. But think how many of those little things,

think how long it would take someone to do just one pack, and they have hundreds, thousands, thousands. Yeah, I wonder where they make those. Can you pull up a pack of those? Oh, China. You think so? Oh, yeah, China. Yeah, they're getting done with that iPhone.

They're going straight to the firecrackers. Wow. Because China still goes hard in the paint on firecrackers. It's like, that's what they do. Bang snaps, they call them. Bang snaps. Which is also, I believe, a Taiwanese name. Bang snaps.

But also known as devil bangers. Oh, that's hard. Hell yeah, devil bangers, Doug. I ain't talking about your ex-girlfriend either, son. Devil banger. Also known as little sploidoids, too. Let me see these names on those suckers. Also known as the throwdowns.

Also known as snap-its. Poppers, whack pops. Poppies, poppets. Cherry poppers. Whipper snaps. Party snaps. Fun snaps. Yeah, whiz bangers.

Booty poppers. Yeah, snap and pop. Cherry pops. Pop. Pop rocks. Booty poppers. Yeah, snapping pops. Chirp pops. Pop. Pop rocks. Pop, pop, pop. And by the end, you're just in Pittsburgh. You just pull up in Pittsburgh.

If you throw enough of these things, man. You can't even buy those things anymore? I couldn't find them. Oh, you can get those things in Louisiana at a parade. Now, here's where you can get them at. At a Mardi Gras parade, they sell them. Well, Dan, that is some far-away from here. Go back real quick, Nick, real quick, just because I want to see what's in these things.

Bang snaps consist of a small amount of gravel. Gunpowder. And coarse sand impregnated with a minute quantity of silver fulminate high explosive and twisted in cigarette paper to produce a shape resembling a cherry. Oh, wow. Praise God. Yeah, wow. Praise God. Yeah, that shit sounds fantastic. Look at just the little bag.

Oh, they're also part of a common Chinese New Year celebration. Oh. Do they have, did you guys have these at home and stuff when you were growing up, Chin, or anything like that? No, we had the real stuff, man. Really? Well, I had those. You never had these, Chin?

What makes them not real? Asian people love fireworks, don't they? It's what they do. It's what they do. It's what they do. I don't know why, but we love them. Have you ever seen a real Chinese fireworks show? I mean, they make art and there's two dragons fighting. Really?

Oh, yeah. There'll be a dude shooting an arrow. Yeah. Oh, dude, they'll have a damn, they'll shoot a, it'll be like a guy in a rickshaw eating a damn dumpling, you know? Balancing a dumpling on his head. And it's all made out of lights and fusion. Yeah, they'll do a Korean barbecue. Look at this, bro.

They'll be doing a Korean barbecue just out of lights, you know? Dude, some people, they send humans up there with just a candle and then they have to take their own life once they're in the air. Jim, your girl who puts on her fireworks show, where does she get all of them? I'll just say it's somewhere in the Las Vegas, California border. There's always those spots. As a kid growing up, it was Wyoming

for me. Really, you guys go to Wyoming? Yeah. Really? Because they were legal there. Everything. You could get the Disney fucking fireworks there. The ones that sit off at Disneyland at like 9? The ones that fucking shoot in. Oh, yeah. And we didn't know you needed to shoot out of tubes

So we lit it in my neighborhood Without it just flying in the sky Now you need the right equipment That shit, boom, hit every house No That's awesome Jin, did you go fishing this weekend? I did

Did you blow some fish up? Wow, what'd you get? I got a lot My girlfriend actually got one oh what she got a baby bass that same one from last week juice candy juice candy canes again juice sugar babies to catch them this time what are you using it was just you and your girl yeah did y' y'all stay out there? Yeah, we were camping for two days. Ooh, what'd you make for dinner at night?

Foil packs. Ooh, those foil packs are good, man. Hobo dinners. What's a foil pack? Yeah, what is it? Hobo dinners? Hobo dinners. Yeah.

What is it? It's like potatoes, sausages, bell peppers, and then like olive oil. Mix it up and you cook it inside the foil. Look at it. Damn, that sounds great. Yeah, you let the fire die down and you set it on there.. Look at the foil. Damn, that sounds great. You let the fire die down, and you set it on there. My sister-in-law made them.

Dude, they're good. It's kind of weird, though, because the foil gets all burnt. That makes you kind of feel weird, like you're eating poison, maybe. Yeah. But it's delicious. Oh, I like a little burnt foil, bro.

Do you have to take a shit in the woods, Jen? They had a really bad, they're almost like porta-potties, but then they're covered. It's like a bigger version of a porta body I just got just doing you in the woods though oh yeah or maybe we're gonna ask them about that and talk to about other stuff yeah ask him how he camps in ask him how they build a tent or what do they do oh build a to have an awesome tent it's just a pop-up to call and pop

up so you just take it out of the bag, throw it out. It's good to go. That shit's weak, man. No, it's the best. Y'all don't have to worry about doing that. That's like David Blaine of tenting right there. Yeah. It's the best.

You don't want to worry about making a tent. Was it two stories or what? It fits four people. What? And just the two of you camped? Yeah. Wow, that's extra room. Extra room.

Did you wake up early as shit, though? I always wake up around 7. Wow. Because I want to go fishing. Yeah, I love going fishing,ed? Yeah. Wow, that's extra room. Extra room. Did you wake up early as shit, though? I always wake up around 7. Wow. Because I want to go fishing. Yeah, I love going fishing, man. Yeah. It's the best. I love it.

So what's the closest spot I could go fishing, you think, to L.A., you think? Probably the place I went to last time was Lake Kachuma. It's only like two hours, maybe. But it's like a legit lake. Take your ass to fucking the Venice Canals. Venice Beach. Dude, I'll catch a freight up. Homeless dude. Yeah. Catch a homeless dude.

Catch some prostitute in the water. Catch fucking polio. Yeah. Oh, that's a pretty lake, huh? Where's that at, Chin? I guess it's close to Santa Barbara. So it's probably Santa Barbara County. He said the closest. From LA though, it's not that bad.

About two hours? Yeah. It's pretty close. Big Bear is also good, but it's not like, it's in Santa Barbara County. Sonny said the closest. From L.A., though, it's not that bad. About two hours? Yeah. It ain't close. It's pretty close. Big Bear is also good, but it's in the other direction. Dude, take your bitch ass to the ocean, bro. We're right up the street from here. But that ocean, around the edge, it's just all people. You can't.

You're going to catch a few turds. You toss those back in the water, Doug. I ain't hooking no people, dude. I ain't hooking no people. Catch a turd. Price you pay. I ain't catching no turd bro i'm not man y'all nasty you never know what you're gonna get out there huh you never know what you're gonna get well i ain't getting that young surfer you become friends with you oh i'll catch a friend

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out there too? Y'all do Korean cocaine? Korean cocaine? No cocaine. Hey, by Korean cocaine you mean fucking... What? Did you do any drugs, Jen?

We all doing drugs? We all smoking? No, we brought this whole huge handle of Jameson, though. You know the big plastic one? Oh, your girl be getting sauced? It's not even plastic. I think it's glass. Your girl be getting saucy? Oh, this is it right here.

Oh, snap. Oh, you guys are cute. You guys are cute, Jen. Oh, thanks. Why is that cool? I don't know. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's one dangerous thing. Did guys are cute, Chin. Oh, wow. Thanks, Chin. Why is that coal? Are you okay? I don't know. Oh, yeah, yeah.

That's one dangerous thing. Did you burn her, dog? No, so that's one dangerous thing about foil packs. Yeah, they're hot. They're nice and cool. Oh, hers had a coal in it, she said. Yeah, you grab one of the tongs and put it on the table. Sometimes you grab a coal with it.

Wow. Yeah. Damn, look at Chin trying to make sure everything's all right. Damn, look at you guys in matching glasses. Ain't nobody got good vision out there. Oh, damn, girl. Bite that cob, girl. Corn porn, dude.

Did you say bite that cob, girl? This is heavy. You share your food with your girl? Yeah. Damn, that's just romantic, Chin. I do not. Chappelle can't even imagine sharing his food. Dude, don't let hot Carl see this.

She can be pissed, dude. The way you treat your girl. Chin eating both of them now. Yeah, I continue to eating what is that a beer right there what is that a white claw what is it a white claw that's one of the most famous you guys whoa you ain't gonna make love on tv right now what's up dog whoa calm down no i like this jimmy getting loose, man. Y'all are drinking, huh? Is that that Jameson?

Yeah, it is. That's wine, bro. Does she know how you get it if you have a bunch of sake? What? That's dark wine. Remember with Hot Carly, you had a bunch of sake. I sold you. I sold you tits.

What? Remember that? Did he? He got real weird. Did he? Yeah, he had a bunch of sake. He's like, I'm trying to see your tits. He was divorced at the time, bro.

He was a grandpa of four at the time. He told us that. Separated, yeah. Damn, Chen and his lady getting bent out out there. Yeah. Y'all gonna, somebody's gonna. You're in a boat? What's going on?

Yeah, boats and hoes. Boats and hoes. Boats and hoes. Damn, you guys are a real couple. I thought you were lying this whole time. What am I representing? That king in the state. Yeah.

Long sleeves. Oh, you're looking real fresh right there. King in the state and then a fighter to kid hoodie. You need a link popping up right here. I know. Those fish probably jumped in the boat looking all swaggy. We got one. We got one here.

I'm down to fish, bro. Did you, now, where'd y'all get that boat? You rented it? Yeah, we rented it. Wow. It's a side console. So for it? Yeah, we rented it. Wow. It's a side console. So for the whole day, it's like 168. And is there catfish in that lake too?

No. There is. Really? Yeah. You gotta get, jump in the water, chin like our girl Hannah, and get your fucking, get knuckle deep in these stupid fish. I mean, I wish it was like that. They're like really hard to get over here.

Oh. Yeah. What are the fish? Yeah, the fish. Especially now, because the COVID stuff, they don't tell you when they're stocking the lake. These are planted lakes. That's not a natural lake. They stock them, huh? Yeah.

Was there a lot of people out there? No. It was actually pretty good. Let me get this straight, Chin. You were there all goddamn day and you only caught that baby bass? Yeah. No, she caught the baby bass. Well, I caught the baby bass here. She caught the baby bass in Big Bear. And Big Bear was so packed you don't want to go there right now

yeah yeah you couldn't even get a boat we got lucky someone canceled this video ends and asks for a credit card number paywall

paywall oh for paying more than OnlyFans huh girl can get her feet out in the tent dog yeah I got lonely fans dude it's $2 a month

patreon.com slash Theo Vaughn yeah girl and get her feet out in the tent, dog. I got lonely fans, dude. It's $2 a month. Patreon.com slash Theo Vaughn. Patreon.com slash Theo Vaughn. $2 a month to see you be sad once in a while. But it's real, bro. Yeah, and I got thickfansonly.com. They just want to watch me eat

stuff. Remember that Instagram girl? She only ate shit with Flamin' Hot Che stuff. Remember that Instagram girl? She only ate shit with Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Remember that big girl? She'd crunch up all the Flamin' Hot Cheetos and roll corn on the cob in it. A lot of people do that. She'd make spaghetti. What?

They'll just record themselves eating in front of a camera. Oh, yeah. They make money off of it? Yeah. What the hell am I doing? I'd watch that. I thought about this years ago. If they had a video of just a hot girl eating.

Yeah, they're doing it, bro. Just watching somebody just eat regular eating. Oh thought about this years ago. If they had a video of just a hot girl eating. Yeah, they're doing it, bro. Just like watching somebody just eat like regular eat. Oh, it's only girls. I mean, it could be guys too. I don't think there's a huge demand to watch dudes eat like hot dogs. Chin watches a guy eat. I do watch a few. Oh, you watch it, Chin?

Yeah. One of my favorites is Ben Dean. Ben Dean? Ben Dean. He's like a Korean-American guy. And what's he making? Like top ramen and shit he does Korean food

he does like regular food Italian stuff and you like to watch him eat let's get a look there's like there's a video where he goes like like on a water diet

for two weeks or something and then he eats like this really expensive steak and it's just delicious it looks like John Cusack a little yeah if John Cusack was Korean

yeah or if you remember like old school newspapers and stuff such as him eating this giant sandwich sometimes it's Kat and his girlfriend

in the background there was a dude named Dabble he would make these giant I'd watch this now Kat if you made one of these

bonus episode for King of the Sting I'm just eating in front of a camera or it's just you doing OnlyFans OnlyFans and you with just

like a big old cheeseburger yeah a big corn dog. Just you trying to navigate your way through and your little hands on the bun. Yeah. And you could probably make your hands look smaller in post. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Or no food at all. Like you with a giant bratwurst. That would be funny. Pick it up with both hands from the same end like this. Yeah. With two hands on the same end like it's a baseball bat. Yeah. A Dodger. Cat takes down a Dod the same end like this. Yeah. With two hands on the same end like it's a baseball bat. Yeah. A Dodger.

Cat takes down a Dodger. Yeah. Dog. Yeah. Cat-rendered. You could really get tricky with the title. Oh, yeah. There you go.

You're right, man. You're right. You know what I'm saying? Barely, but yeah. Yeah. You feel me. I feel you, dude. But I want to know if you've done cocaine or not.

You know what I'm saying? We never finished this. you feel me I feel you dude but I want to know if you've done cocaine and I know we never finished this what do you think if I've done it or not I think that you seem like a guy who's definitely done some by himself you jumped in a GTR once or twice and did a bunch of coke not Not in a GTR. Oh, I know what it was. In a drift. In a Ford, what is that called? No, in a Civic.

A Bronco. No, never in a car. Unless you're parked. I think we have 90 minutes of audio of Chin and Carly eating Korean barbecue and 75% was them talking about cocaine

the entire time. Unheard. That's Patreon content. Yeah, that's Patreon content, boy. So damn, so Chin breaks out that cocaine chatter. Nah. I feel you, dude. Nah.

Kat, have you ever done cocaine? No, never. Wow. You've been around it? Yes. I've never really even seen it. We got to get some. We can get some in here probably.

If Boosie comes back. Yeah, I bet you'd like that. Can we legally have some in here or not? No. I don't think so. Unless how would they know it's actual cocaine? What if it's subscribed to someone? We could say it's Stevia.

We could say it's Stevia. Yeah. Like, oh, let's try out different artificial flavors. Yeah. But this one you sniff. Dude, I've watched some of y'all do a little bit of cocaine, and I could just be here as like the lifeguard kind of, you know? Like the buddy, you know?

Yeah. You could be like our cocaine coach. Yeah. You're a CC coach. Coach Kane. Coach Kane. If you want to get down. Get in there, boys.

Coach Kane. Coach Kane. All right, let's do some jumping jacks. All right, now. Your heart rate's going to go through the roof. You start sweating. You'll be all right now. You'll be fine, man jacks. All right, now. Your heart rate's going to go through the roof. You start sweating. You'll be all right now. You'll be fine, man.

You'll be fine, man. Yeah, just get a couple of American spirits and get out on the patio, man. Is there some left? We'll make sure it's 100% cocaine. Dude, I'll tell you, like about a year ago, I was doing some television project thing, and they had fake cocaine on the set, and I about six lines of it i bet you did yeah because i forget what they because i mean uh brian did a thing for fine kid 3d where we got addicted to cocaine and so that fake cocaine on there because we had stuff to sniff and it was like a bunch of like ground up like b something yeah b12 yeah

yeah that's what i did it wasn't bad if that. You could sniff a ton of it all through the day and night. What does it do to you? It can't be healthy after a certain amount. I didn't mind it. It doesn't give you a real buzz. It kind of keeps you up, though. Keep you excited, I guess, about the afternoon. It'll get you through another chapter of a book if you were going to set it down.

If on a scale, like, is Adderall close to cocaine? I've done Adderall. I don't know. I've never really done Adderall. I thought Adderall was close cocaine I've done Adderall I don't know I've never really done Adderall Nick's definitely done it Nick's on it Big fan Big fan

You fucks with it Nick I'll do about Nine milligrams a day Okay Oh so you're an addict That's cool I mean addicts Go 60

90 They go crazy Addicts are on 100 Yeah addicts get up there man Nine milligrams Is almost perfect maybe huh I do less You seem to know A little too much about it Homeboy Yeah I do go 60 90 they go crazy addicts are on 100 yeah addicts get up there man nine milligrams is kind of almost perfect maybe huh i do less you seem to know a little too much about it homeboy yeah i do well thanks for confirming that don't you know my origin story

i didn't know he knew all every, right? Damn, I'm sorry. No, I'm just saying, bro. I'm sorry, Limitless. My bad. Look, you guys are the little posses that are hanging out with freaking Stevie all day, man. Don't you know? Dude, I was on the yay, son. Nick, so you use it every day.

Yeah, less than a prescription, not on weekends and stuff. But, yeah, I've always thought I had ADD. I think ADD is overprescribed for, like, children and stuff. But, like, I'll read a book for, like, a half hour. I'll be 30 pages deep. I was thinking about something else. And if I'm on Adderall, I'm very effective. Yeah, you sound like you're trying to convince us you're not an Adderall. I'm not racist either.

I got you, Nick. I feel you. Save it for the fans, bro. I don't know, dude. I need to talk to someone, but no, no. I mean, Chin uses Kratom every single day. I use it, I would say, five out of seven days of the week. You still use Kratom?

Twice on Sunday. What? You still use Kratom? Oh, yeah. Wow, you use it every day, Chin? Yeah, and it's completely opposite than Adderall. It chills me out okay yeah not me it helps my brain so it sucks yeah dang well really helps my brain no i'm gonna fucking go an extra scoop then do you really yeah yeah

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Additional restrictions apply. See website for full details and important safety information. Remember, that's 4hims.com slash K-A-T-S. Get the damn grill and grill up some fucking Kratom, player. I know, I was looking at smokers. Yeah. Because you guys got me thinking. Dude, start with that baby batch. Start regional,

bro, or semi-regional. Start with just baby back ribs. Everyone loves a fucking rib. I was looking at brisket, too. Well, now you're getting fancy. Really? You need a real smoker for the brisket. The ribs we can get down to. Ribs you can do in your living room. Yeah.

Okay. Ribs you can do in the ground. Okay. Someone on Twitter said that they're getting rid of Aunt Jemima and replacing her with Chef Pel. Oh, I like that. I like that. I'll take it.

Dude, you need a nice habanero pineapple barbecue sauce. Yeah. You need that sweet sauce, baby. Yeah. That hickory hitter. Dude, you need a nice habanero pineapple barbecue sauce. Yeah. You need that sweet sauce, baby. Yeah. That hickory hitter. Dude, people were hitting me up. They're like, hey, I can help you make a sauce. Yeah, Chef's.

Yeah, be careful with that. Chef's. That's smoky lava, bro. Yeah, smoky lava. Yeah, that smoky lava. Chef's sweet smoky lava. Or just smoky lava. Yeah.

Someone came up with it. There's people coming up with names. There you go. Be careful with the dudes who ask you hey i could contribute to your sauce yeah chef pal's milky showdown you call one of my milky that milky showdown yeah that's getting sexual whatever man milky showdown for that cream-based fucking uh sauce baby dude chapelle's milky show Showdown. Come get his lava. What are we doing, bro? I'm in. I know that. I'm in, dog. Now tell me twice.

Tell me where to put my lava. Tell me where to put my lava. And you sell it by the gallon only. None of this small batch. No, no. Small batch is for bitches. The real big bitch batch. Yeah, Chappelle's big batch, dog. Chappelle's big bitch batch. Yeah, Chef Pell's big batch, dog.

Chappelle's big bitch batch. How long is that going to last? I mean, well, like, is it going to... It'll last them long enough, man. They can keep it in the outside fridge. They probably wouldn't keep it inside. I'm talking about, like, expiration. Huh?

That's not your concern. Yeah, man. How fast they eat it... You just feature that in slang, Doug. Yeah, how fast they eat it is up to them. You think Masterpiece Barbecue is worried about how fast you use their sauce? True. Start thinking, bro.

You think they send somebody some sauce census to your house? Nah, dude. Like, hey, I just want to check and see how much sauce you've had. Don't be ridiculous. How old are you? How much sauce have you had? Dude, the name someone came up with for my sauce is Away Sauce. Oh, perfect.

I like Chappelle's Lava. I like Chappelle's Sweet Lava. Or Chappelle's Lava. And like Chappelle's Sweet Lava. Or Chappelle's Lava. And for the barbecue joint, someone came up with Backflip and Barbecue. Ooh. I like that. Backflip is a racial slur, though, I think, isn't it? Isn't it?

Flip means Filipino, I think, doesn't it? But also, you're telling me that's better than Smokin' Laces? Oh, Smokin' Laces is. Smokin' Laces is. Come on, bro. But Smokin' Laces, what if kids start smoking when they see it? They're like, oh, I want cigarettes with this. Wellaces. Come on, bro. But smoking laces, it probably people would have kids start smoking when they see it. They're like, oh, I want cigarettes with this.

Well, that's on them. I don't smoke cigarettes. Well, but some kid might, some fat kid might next thing you know, you're out of a job. Sauce ideas. That spicy hitter. Right on the chin.

Big brown barbecue. Cats up. Wisconsin. Cats up. It's good, huh, cat? This is if everybody on King and the Sting had their own sauce. Some of the names. OA Sauce is champion, but then what you just read.

That's if I see it right on the chin. Right on the chin. Big Brown Barbecue. I missed a little too on the nose. Yeah, it's a little too on the nose, man. This person could have thought a little longer before they wrote the title. Yeah. But they thought good. Wisconsin better? Cats nose, man. This person could have thought a little longer before they wrote the title. But they thought it was good. Cats Up is great.

Dude, the description for Wisconsin better is hilarious. This is basically Nick. I feel like Nick wrote this. It was like, hey, someone sent these in. It says right there, look, Nick. Much love, Nick. Gang gang barbecue stuff. Good job, man. These are Look, Nick. Much love, Nick. Gang gang barbecue stuff.

Good job, man. These are good, dude. Nick obviously took 10 grams of that Adderall and didn't get any grass on his head either. Here's a guy right here who's a white guy who's probably willing to give up his identity and everything so people online will leave him alone. Here's some guy who's going to donate

some cream to your sauce. What do you got, Nick? What up, squad? I got a debate club for you. Since Chappelle didn't sound too interested in the barbecue collab, would y'all rather have Chappelle's Thick Boy Nation BBQ or Chin's Hot and Spicy Korean BBQ? Let me know what you think. Gang gang butt fuck.

Damn, butt fuck. So basically he's asking if it's BBQ or Korean BBQ. Listen, man. I know where you're at on this shit. There ain't nothing better than American BBQ. You go down to Truth BBQ. Especially it's 4th of July. Every day. There's nothing better than a nice

fucking full rack of ribs or some brisket, some nice cornbread. It's all in the sauce, bro. It's all in the sauce. You got a good sweet barbecue sauce, a little hickory twitch. Some South Carolina, yeah. Something that'll frickin' make you just. Here's the other thing.

Now you gotta get, do you like it wet? Do you like to get wet, dog? Or do you like a dry rub? You gotta think about what you're doing, Chappelle. You got a lot of fucking work to do, dude. You got to lay some fucking bricks. Yeah, you ain't done shit. You got to hold it.

You bought one gold chain. Yeah, dude, man. Well, actually, I didn't buy this. My girlfriend actually took it from her. But, bro, what are you doing, man? Hey, is your girl fucking Nicki Minaj? Yeah, man. Is your girl Lil' Kim?

Lil' Kim believes in pigeons. Dude, I'm telling you, man. Yeah, you got to get something going, bro, because you're wasting time. And you know what we're doing? Wasting ideas on a great business plan that someone right now is probably putting shit together. Next thing you know, I'm going to walk out here and it's fucking smoking Lacey's barbecue. And you're like, oh, what the fuck? First of all, y'all don't know what I'm doing at home.

Yeah, you told us you hadn't been doing much. Yeah, you told us. You just bought a chain. When did I say that? Recently. Oh, I did just say that. From the jump. Yeah.

Yeah, you're right. Okay. My bad, though, but you're doing good, man. Let's see what this girl has to say. What's up, Theo? Wait, you didn't answer. It's a little too loud. We both said American Barbecue, right?

Oh, yeah. Korean Barbecue. Yeah, I go American Barbecue over Korean Barbecue just because I think if I go to Korea or I go to a Korean place, then I want Korean barbecue, you know? But on the holiday, I think I want American barbecue. I want American barbecue 24-7, seven days a week, especially if it's good. Oh, bro. I'll take that enema out of it. Brothers Barbecue in Denver, Colorado.

It's two English brothers who went around all Texas and Oklahoma. Was like, oh, these are good ideas. Stole all their shit. Kind of how white people do with black people culture. Stole Native American culture, dude. Stole all these black people, you know, all the barbecue ideas. And created their best called Brothers Barbecue. Black people steal white culture, too.

Going to the library. You've seen a black guy at the library? I go to the library. There you go. Fair guy at the library? I go to the library. There you go. Fair point. Library is a very British system, I think. Might be Greek, actually. Shout out to Brothers Barbecue, though.

Is it good? The best. What do you think, Kat? I would usually say Korean barbecue, but if you have cornbread, I'm always going to go for American barbecue. A nice peach cobbler? No, just cornbread in general. I have cornbread, I'm always gonna go for American barbecue Mmm, I will eat your cobbler. I will no just cornbread in general Going nuts man, I'm riled up because Chappelle we need to get your fucking business started because the other thing he's not gonna do it All those people bought a chain. All those people have sweet teeth.

So those people eat their barbecue. They want to wash it down with a nice dessert. So you're going to have to have peach cobbler. You're going to have to have a banana custard. Maybe a chocolate mousse. He doesn't have an entree yet, Brendan. Yeah, you're right. He doesn't have a business model.

He doesn't even have a freaking JPEG or anything yet. He doesn't have a logo, dude. Yeah, he doesn't even want to do it, I don't think. Well, you know what? Maybe we should do our own. Huh? Well, we could get a food truck and make Chef Pal drive it. Yeah, I'll drive it. Do you have a commercial driver's license? CDL?

No, I do not. But I know I can find one. That's easy to find. That's easy to get. Unbelievable. Jesus, man. I can do anything. I can do whatever. Yeah, I'll put that on, too. Well, America, man, let's say something nice about it, guys. Well, let's see what this lady has to say first.

She's been waiting. The Kratom Queen. What's up, Brendan? Amanda from Sacramento. And I have a debate clip for you guys. I've been spending a lot of time in quarantine, a lot of time at home watching TV. And it reminds me of those days when i was a kid i would play from school just so i could stay home and watch the price is right

so who do you guys think is the better host is it drew carrey or that og bob barker let me know what you guys think debate it i want to hear your thoughts love you guys gang gang buzz buzz buzz buzz we had a uh you know two score and four years ago we had a um a dog in our neighborhood they call it bob barker because it was always real loud that's bob barker and then somebody gave an uh antifreeze antifreeze oh and he stopped barking oh yeah he shut down He shut it down. Bob Barker's the original gangster. I'll tell you what.

Fuck both these boys. I would hurry up home and watch Jerry Springer. Really? Oh, dude. Jerry Springer was on about 3 p.m. Got done with school at 2. I'd rush home and watch Jerry Springer. Wow.

Why? For the violence, you think? That's probably, that's early UFC, really. Yeah, you're right. Some of it was. It really was. You know? I love Jerry Springer, man. Especially when Some of it was. It really was. You know? I love Jerry Springer, man.

Especially when I thought it was real. Oh, oh. Nothing like it, man. Yeah. And then he always left you with a good like feeling. Yeah, final thought.

Jerry's final thought. Dang. Yeah, what about his bouncer, Steve? Jerry's final thought. Dude, I saw him at the beach one time in San Diego. Was it sad? I saw him walking

with his daughter or some meaty, meaty girl. Oh, I forgot to tell you. When I was in Laguna. Some real meat stick. Something you'd have thrown on the grill, chef. When I was in Laguna, I saw your boy, the pastor. You did? Yeah.

Carl Lentz? Yeah. That's your boy. He's my boy, but you introduced me to him. Yeah. Great guy. But remember, I was joking around calling the fuck boy to Jesus. yeah yeah you shouldn't have done that i know did you go talk to him yeah yeah good looking dude man carl yeah i mean he's okay i mean he's handsome but i'm i wouldn't

yeah he's a handsome dude yeah he's good looking guy but i'm not gonna say it out yeah that was him that's what he looks like we had a little little conversation. Oh, yeah. Carl's awesome, man. I love Carl, dude. Yeah, he's super nice. Yeah. They got another. Tiger gave him a high five. Pastor named Judah, who's really good, his buddy of his. Yeah, I know Judah.

You do? Yep. I know Judah. Does he have a church here? He's in Seattle, I think, or like Portland, right? Church Home is the church that they do here that's on Wednesday nights on Wilshire. But I think it hasn't been open because of the disease. You know where church is at, Chabelle?

I haven't. In your heart, brother. Okay. Jesus Christ never leaves you if you take him with you. I haven't been to church in a minute. Get over there, man. They'll know you. They'll know me?

I had Tiger. When you walk in, man. I had Tiger. Wear that chain. They'll think you come straight out of the Bible, straight out of Egypt, bro. Egypt? You wear that neck piece they'll be like dang this guy's right

out of chapter 6 right here they'll love you I had Tiger give Carl Lentz a high five because I said he needs to get a little closer

to heaven dude your dad talked a lot of shit give him some fists buddy no I was like ah dude and I said hopefully you don't

think he did he's like nah man you guys are great dude oh good I said, you know, hopefully you don't think he did. He's like, no, man, you guys are great, dude. Oh, good. I said, thanks, dude. Please don't tell the big man upstairs. Yeah, he's a cool guy, man. I love Carl.

Yeah, I like both him, him and Judah. Yeah. But, hey, listen, with Drew Carey, to me it's a little bit of a cop-out. I get he's making fucking bank, but doing that job every day, you're kind of selling your soul to the devil, man. Because he was a gangster. Remember he did Whose Line Is It Anyways? He was a big comic. He had his show that was based, you know, Drew Carey's show.

He was killing it. When you do this, you're just selling your soul, man. Yeah. Like no one's watching really anymore. Oh, I did. Come on down. Wait, people are watching. People are watching.

I used to get sick. Look at us. Nick, look at the ratings, dog. Ain't nobody watching that bullshit anymore. Wait, people are watching. People are watching. I used to get sick. Look at us. Nick, look at the ratings, dog. Ain't nobody watching that bullshit anymore. Yes, there is. No. Look, I used to get sick just to stay home and watch this. It would come on at 10 a.m., and when that came on, it meant that you were skipping school,

dude. Oh, yeah. You were living life. Mom was at work, dude. That's true. Or doing some bullshit dead-end job that she'd scored and you had a chance at millions of dollars even though you really didn't i would see drew carey all the time and i'm sorry mom mom listens to this podcast i was like thanks for working hard i would fake like i was thinking my

mom would drop me off at my grandma's yeah and then i would just watch tv i'd watch sports center all day but then flip back to fucking price is right you know yeah i mean sports center and fucking price is right and i just couldn't wait for that jerry springer to hit what are you okay i love that dude those were the days man yeah that was amer bro. Not this bullshit we're living in 2020. I don't know what the fuck this is. Look at us right now. I don't know what the fuck.

Look at you, dude. No, you look like shit. Good day, sir. I do declare. Oh, my God. Good day to you, sir. Dude. And there were different types.

Like, if you would do that, it just meant, like, I got to go, you know? But if you did that, it meant I'm going to be here for a while, you know? And if you did this, dude, it meant you were home. That means you got a little sugar in your tank. That meant homosexual, bro. And I ain't talking about stevia, bro. That's real sugar, man. Yeah, that's real sugar.

That's not that bipartisan shit. That's stevia. What did you guys watch when you would skip school, Kat? I was never allowed to skip school. I was never allowed to call out sick, even if I was sick. Well, none of us are allowed to do it no my mom would force me to go to school regardless of what's happening bomb threats you go to school you have the swine flu you go to school that's the worst you got your ass beat the night before

you go to school damn your mom was strict damn that's not fun yeah yeah and that's probably why uh it's probably a work ethic now and me and the complete fuck-ups yeah i'm not yeah it has an asian work ethic yeah that's true it's true it's really really true think about all the things asia did in america railroad build the railroads a lot of it under forced labor semi-forced i think martial arts martial arts schools taekwondo schools everywhere. Bruce Lee. Yeah, but the karate schools, dude, growing up,

if you were that kid that went to a karate school, it was not cool when I was young. They were like, oh, dude, Jason knows karate? It would always be like, let's fight him. Oh, why? Because you learned to block, punch, and punch like this? Oh, dude, if anybody went to karate, that was the first version of everybody

who was trying to beat their ass. Hey, I got news for you. It's still not cool, bro. Well, I think it anybody went to karate, that was the first person where everybody was trying to beat their ass. Hey, I got news for you. It's still not cool, bro. Well, I think it changed over to MMA. So I think if you know both of the skills, it's probably like, you know, if you know jiu-jitsu and karate. Nah, karate's bullshit no matter what you're doing. Really? It doesn't help?

It's like the coronavirus of skill. Of skill. Martial arts, yeah. Yeah, it's full of shit. And nobody's going to die using it. And you got to stay six feet away. Yep. Yeah, but so yeah, that's crazy.

So you went to Karate Cat? No, I did not. I was not allowed to go to Karate. My mom was too afraid that I'd get bigger than her and start fighting her. Wow. Oh my God. That's almost like a... Have you ever seen Cat's Mom? Ace of Fable or something, you know, like a story from the past. Oh my God. That's almost like a, uh, you're seeing cats, a fable or something,

you know, like a story from the past that the child gets big enough. And that's why you keep them away from foods that are healthy or keep them away from opportunity because you're afraid they're going to overtake you. It's like that movie where they made the girl have the disease, you know, where they put gasoline in her soup or something, you know what I'm talking about?

Mommy dearest. Mommy dearest. That shit's fantastic. Is it like that guy? Was your mom like mommy dearest no it was something else it wasn't quite that though your mom's more like the warden shawshank i feel like yes yeah that's it yeah and you're andy dufresne innocent but you still got to play by the rules damn good job brendan we should do a reenactment where Cat does Andy Dufresne. And then who are we?

Huh? Then who are we? You want to be the head lady boy? No. No. No, I don't. I'm the man who gets that look on his face when he realizes that you tricked him out with the taxes and stuff. Oh, that's the warden.

The warden. Yeah. I'm done. Well, she's Andy Dufresne. I'll be red. Okay, you be red. I'm done. Well, she's Andy Dufresne. I'll be red. Okay, you be red. I'm Brooks was here, you know?

Brooks is here. Oh, I can't work at the market. I'm going to kill myself. Let me carve my name into the fucking wall real quick. Yeah. A little bit of vandalism

on the way out, dude. Yeah, the old man was gangster. What else you got, Nick? I can't believe Kat has just been almost imprisoned, really. And you crawled through some shit like Andy Dufresne. Here you are, dude.

And here I am. And this is your San Watanaya. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, there's no ocean. And there's no boat. Actually, Jennifer and your boat. And there's no N in the beginning of that word.

It's Say Watanayo, bro. Oh, I'm sorry. My bad. Wataneo, bro. Oh, I'm sorry. My bad. I save my sick days for the first two days of March Madness every year. Why? Because you're betting on it

as a six-year-old? I knew one day. I did love some pools, but I just love those first two days. Wow, that is true. Sixteen games each day. That morning game that started at 10 and 11. Oh, they're the best. And Wisconsin was always only in the first two rounds, too, so.

Every year. You had to be there. You had to really watch them early. They lost to Steph Curry in, like, 2005 in the first round. He upset them. They lost to Chaminade. They've lost to a lot of. Shane, would you miss school? Wait, y'all made it to the finals in, like, 2015.

Yeah, that was actually my first year in LA. I was living in my car. Yeah. Wow. Man, he was living in his car. Great, great times. What'd you do, Chin? Did you miss school for anything?

Did I miss school for anything? Yeah, did you pretend you were sick? Ditch? Maybe once in a while just to do like house parties. Damn, y'all some bitches, man. It was so hard to get back into school. You had to sign this like fake signature, this yellow slip. You had to make it house parties. Damn, y'all some bitches, man. It was so hard to get back into school. You had to sign this like fake signature, this yellow slip.

You had to make it look appropriate. I didn't want to deal with it. We used to pay a guy actually and this guy was African American. We'd pay him to come check us out. Oh yeah. Pay him $12 to $15. Damn.

To be fair, if you saw Chin in high school, it's kind of hard for him to blend in and sneak back in somewhere being three years of college. We don't sneak in. Just pretend you're sick and don't go in at all. Yeah. You fake your parents. Get in a wheelchair.

No, I mean, the next day you have to fill out this form. You have to, like, you know, detail it. Oh, you have to do paperwork? Yeah, yeah. At ours, you just had to tell them why you weren't there. Yeah. And they would believe you or not. And the lady would believe you or not.

And we used to have the sick room, too, but it only had one bed in it, dude. So at school, if you pretended you were sick, you would go in there. But then one of your buddies sometimes was already in there masturbating. Oh, okay. My friend Bo was in there, and he knows who he is, too. I think he listens to that. Shout out to Bo. Hopefully it worked out for him, you know?

Oh, it's worked out for him many a times, dude. Many a times it's worked out for him, bro. He caught that hand fever. What up, king in the sting? This is Brennan from Lafayette, Louisiana. I got a fucking debate club. When you park, do you back into the place? Or do you pull in like a normal fucking person?

I mean, I think if you're robbing something or you are stealing or you are doing adultery, you back in. Yeah, because you need to get out fast. Yeah. There you go. But I pull in like a goddamn gangster every time front, dog. Do you? Yeah. Dude. I'm not trying to steal

anything. You look ridiculous, bro. Oh, he does. With a bandana around the neck. Fourth of July, dude. I know it is. And you have the right to look ridiculous. And I respect that.

Thank you. I'm sorry, man. I shouldn't have said that. No, you're good. What else you got, Nick? I'm actually pulling up a TikTok of Theo's. Oh, no. TikTok for them kids.

Is this back in? What do you guys do? You back in or what do you do? I back in. I valeted for six years. Oh, you back that ass up? Where at? Six years.

Back home in Arizona. Oh, you drove LA? Yeah. Really? Did you ever ding the cars and shit? No, I was good, dude. Shit, best in the Southwest, motherfucker. Dude, sometimes them boys at the comedy store ding the the doors and

oh yeah you let me park your shit i was on it yeah right whenever uh whenever he started working that one time he dinged it yeah remember they're just it was a comic trying to make it they don't know how to drive cars yeah suddenly they act like oh because this guy can do riddles and stuff he can do yeah most people don't know how to drive stick either, which is shocking to me too. Well, no one's learning anymore. So what was your big move? How would you save time, really? What do you mean?

How would you save time? When you were a valet. Yeah, we would back them all in. Really? Yeah, I was the quickest. Really? I'd say so. See, man, I just think if you have that type of work ethic and ability,

you've got to get into this. That's where I was going with this. Take the same confidence you have with backing in cars to your barbecue business, dude, and sky's the limit. Back that recipe in. Back that recipe in. Into the kettle, brother. Yep. Get a kettle.

Get a slow cooker. It's been two weeks. Give me a chance. Okay. Well, people are jumping on opportunity, Doug. We gave you one week, and you bought a gold chain. So I feel you, bro. I respect it.

It's a very Brendan style way to do things. You've learned from your sensei. I get it. But the second week, bro, you got to come up with it. You get your shit together, dude. It is together. This was Theo's first TikTok that went over a million. Dude, that's your car, bro?

Oh, my God. That looks like something you get out of a Happy Meal, dude. Dude, that's your car, bro? The way he shrugs at the end of the best part. Dude, for a second, I thought that was Stefan. I didn't think that was me. I was like, damn, that dude looks, that's a handsome dude, man. That's a dope-ass ride.

Dude, this is back when America was normal. God, that's when we were living. Remember that? Remember when America was normal? Remember when everyone was nice? When you didn't see a newborn with a damn face plug on him, you know? What happened to this guy? Huh?

What up, Theo? What up, Brennan? Shout out Culture Corner. From Las Vegas. I joined the circus early. I'm a street performer on the strip. I do live art. What do you think about street performers?

King it or sting it? People that pretty much work without a captive audience for tips or do dance, music, really anything. Let me know what you think. Gang, gang. Huff, huff. Huff, huff. Oh, damn. Look at his art.

Damn. Machine Gun Kelly. That's that street version. That's that alley cat version Machine Gun Kelly, son. He's got that Tig Notaro vibe as well. He's funnier. Wow, so look, we got to support this man's art. If you out there and you see that man, support that art.

Yeah, buy it. Street art, I think it's easier if it's not not raining i think if you see somebody doing it in the rain you gotta buy it i agree i think it's dope dude and now in venice there's always so many hustles it's hard to figure out what's good what's bullshit someone who's kind of a journeyman because if you remember there's the one man band down there he literally played nine instruments at a time there was the dude who walked on glass there's the one-man band down there. He literally played nine instruments at a time. There was the dude who walked on glass. There's the dude who swallowed swords.

Yeah, yeah. Then they got those painters. There was the electric guy. I think he passed away. Remember him? He was on rollerblades, played the electric guitar. Yeah. He got AIDS, I think.

Oh, he did? I don't know if he did. But if I was in Vegas on boulder skates, dude, with no pants on, dude, there'd be a 50 chance i would you know you didn't catch something give me an hi you know and that guy that guy left no contact info but his name is dawes jarina well we know where he's at though you know so he's on the strip out there so i think street performers i like it i don't like it though when it gets to the point where they're wasting my time, the dancers, you know? I don't like when they put the pressure on you. Like, come on, come on close.

Everybody, come on close. Don't be all the way out there. And then they give you the hat to put in money. It's like, yeah, damn, dude. Or they take a little six-year-old girl out there, and she's in a coma or something. And they just set her by a mic, and they'll put on, like, a previously recorded thing. And they just have them be like that. And you're like, what the fuck, dude?

Like, that kind of shit's too much. When they're bad, they're bad. Right, but it's not like, don't trick me out of my money. Like, you still got to be, you know, I respect the hustle and then the talent. So, yeah, I respect the hustle. But you can't, don't just try to, you know, put somebody out there that's dead or something

and be like, oh, you know. Give us your money. Yeah, listen to this, Tina Turner, while you look at frickin' Ronnie, he's dead, you know. Give us your money. Yeah. Listen to this, Tina Turner. While you look at freaking Ronnie, he's dead, you know. I'm not giving a dollar to that. But I hate it when they dance her, guys. It takes so long. That's what I'm saying.

Like the build up. It's a real cock tease for about an hour. Yeah. Yeah. Come on, everybody getting closer. Then they do a little thing like, oh, not yet. And then everybody closer and closer. You over there, I know you're enjoying yourself. Come on. You god damn dude yeah i'm just trying is that your robot yeah what's up doug what's up that was okay i used to be on third street dang i like it thanks man that's good

that was different all right and i got that hoodie on too this week man oh don't touch you but keep touching me let me see that that back, dog. The back is nice. And that's Theo's robot. That's Theo's robot right there. You're a little stiff. Oh yeah, limited, dude. Yeah, limited. I got that limited range of potion, baby.

I cast bad spells. What else? Here's a guy right here who has a child with him, it looks like. Let's see what they're up to. In the last podcast, Brendan talked about how he broke his thumb in a fight. Well, I broke my fourth and fifth metacarpal in a fight. Had to get a plate on it.

So, king of the sting it. Winning a fight, but breaking your hand. Becoming a cyborg. Getting that titanium hitter. Uh-oh. Anyway, gang gang, break bones. Oh, I love it. Talking about that Wolverine, son.

Welcome to the club. Yeah. That sounds like he did it on the streets, which is never encouraged. Yeah, yeah, like he's freelance MMA. Have you had any surgeries where you have to get metal in? No. No one in here has, huh?

It's some serious shit when they do it. When it rains, my shit hurts worse. Does it really? Yeah, if it gets cold, it hurts worse. Whoa. Because there's like pins and... No way, really? It sucks.

I thought that was an old person thing. Nah. Wolverine makes it seem all cool and shit, but it ain't cool, man. Do you have a hard time going through metal detectors? No, it never goes off old person thing. Nah. Wolverine makes it seem all cool and shit, but it ain't cool, man. Do you have a hard time going through metal detectors? No, it never goes off in metal detectors. Weird. I bet you could probably roll dice a little better.

You know what I'm saying? Do you feel like you have any power in it, any extra different vibe in it? I wish. Remember that movie? What was that movie with the kid who broke his arm, but then he could throw real fast? Daryl? Rookie of the Year? Rookie of the Year. Rookie of the Year.

Played for the Chicago Cubs. Yeah. Who was in that movie? Some young boy. Thomas. I don't know. I don't know who that actor was. I don't think he was a famous actor.

Just some young boy. Didn't he go do American Pie later? Thomas Ian Nicholas. Gary Busey. No. Yeah, Gary Busey was the other player on his team. Busey, not Busey. I almost got it put in a movie with this guy, Thomas Ian Nicholas.

Oh, he's – What was the movie? What was the movie? I don't remember. American Pie 1, 2, or 3? No, no, no. It was later than that. Dude, I –

It was like Humble Pie 7, dude. It was – Humble Pie. Sophomore slump. It was like a low – It, I... It was like Humble Pie 7, dude. It was... Sophomore slump? It was like a low... It was not going to be like a super high-budget movie. You want a good Fourth of July movie? American Pie, too.

Really? Yeah. For the summer, they go on a little vacation. They get summer jobs. Oh, it sounds horrible. Oh, you ever seen the American Pies? Uh-uh. Oof.

All three, fantastic. American Wedding. I've got to watch a lot of stuff. What's that Walk the Line I need to watch, Nick? Walk Hard. Walk Hard. Dewey Cox. I heard that's good.

That's a funny one. Well, the real Walk Hard with Joaquin Phoenix. That's Walk the Line. That's the Johnny Cash biopic. Yeah, fantastic. Or biopic. Biopic or biopic. I agree.

biopic or biopic um I agree this looks like some ultimate fire contestant just lost something at least wannabe hey hey Brendan I got King I'll sting it for your shot Bendon's UK grandma from London what do we think of brands them hot fire tattoos this is meant to be an anarchy, but I got it facing the wrong direction by accident. Yay or nay? Brands. Gang gang. London buzz.

Gang boy. Shout out to London, baby. Shout out Sheffield, bro. What's up? I'll be out there soon, man. Shout out Sheffield, bro. Shout out Sussex. what's up i'll be out there soon man shout out sheffield bro shout out sussex you know okay liverpool stroud shut up manchester manchester manchester newt shut up west stains bro eat any stains what you know about that sunderland son huh you don't know this dude's talking about

getting burned instead of getting tapped. Shout out York. Sunderland's Tony Jeffries, right? Yeah. That's where Tony Jeffries is from? Mm-hmm. Shout out York, dude. Shout out Manchester. That's where peppermint patties are from. Oof, they're delicious.

I always wish they made them thicker, though, dude. I'd like a lot more cream in these things. I don't. I think they're perfect. If you don't have time to brush your teeth, I'd have a York peppermint patty and hit the road. That's fair. Same thing. Do they still make them?

Huh? Why don't they ever make them thicker? I can't be the only one who wishes there's more cream in those things. Write another letter, dude. I'd love to have

the original letters Brendan wrote to places. Oh, come on, guys. Like Andy Dufresne. Yeah. Right into the library. Eventually they come. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, come on, guys. Half inch of thickness? Oh. You guys got the wrong idea, man. Come on. Half inch of thickness. I wish it was half an inch. That sounds great.

Fuck brands. Do you know how bad that would hurt to get fucking brands like a cow on your arm, son? Did people on your football team do it? Yeah. It's definitely, well, what do you know about a spell? It happens a lot in the black community, I feel like in the fraternities. Like in the black fraternities?

Yeah, they do. Like Omega Pi Phi? Yeah. Do you have any friends that have ever had it? No, I don't know anyone that's got it. My dad's got a stab wound. Same thing. From prison.

Similar. Similar frat. Yeah, 17 years in prison, shout out to my dad. Yeah, I was speaking to him. Shout out, boy. shout out to my dad shout out boy he made it out but i guess i wonder how they do that if there's an yeah yeah there's one right there that's that omega and then they always do this yeah okay brendan sui bro so what oh you don't want to say that yeah we're gonna you're wearing red is that No, it's su-woop. What's that mean? Su-woop is blood. Oh, jeez, you scared me. That's unracial.

Like, wait, what? You look like the missing member of Chuck E. Cheese's band, dude. I think we both do, bro. I do. My shit looks hype. Dude, I posted a young picture of me on my Instagram, and someone said I look like the Chuck E. Cheese rat. Let's see. No, I look like the Chuck E. Cheese rat. Let's see.

No, they look turned up there. Go to the originals, bro. The originals were real ratchet. They're made out of carpet. Were they? Yeah. Where's it at? Right there. It was David Lucas.

David Lucas. Shout out to David Lucas. He said I look like the Chuck E. Cheese. Damn, Chef. Hell, bro. Do you have an earring? You have an earring. What? What are you, seven with an earring?

Wesley Jones, dude. Right there, right there. Right there, David Lucas. Someone said you've grown into them chompers. He said that boy look like a real life Chuck E. Cheese. Holy smokes, boy. You got to do barbecue now, dude.

I know, right? Yeah, man. I got to do it. What were those books, too? What were y'all reading? Those are fake books. That's just a... Why people keep

referencing Apple? Because there's an Apple if you move down to right there. So everyone's like... That Apple looks like it's in danger yeah i'm sitting here trying to just just live your life yeah just live my life that's the gap tooth

goblin right there baby that's my nickname yeah dude goblin yeah barbecue gargoyle made that up for me i don't know yeah man now let's see the animal they're referencing. That Chuck E. Cheese? Yeah, let me see that busted-ass Chuck E. Cheese rap. What? Damn, bro. I fucking hate Chuck E. Cheese. Yeah, but you never— Oh, they went bankrupt, son.

Huh? Yep. Yeah, somebody will bail them out, dude. Yeah, someone will. Maybe you two should. Nope. Forget that zoo in Sinaloa. Bail them out.

Yeah. I could do one establishment establishment but I'm not getting into a whole chain of it. Not the Chuckies. I'd rather do one food truck with some of your recipes. Oh, okay, you're right. Sorry.

Remember, we were going to do that pokey truck. That shit was fantastic. It'd be fun to have a food truck. Look at that fucking rat. Why you pull up that one?

I think that's the closest. Yeah, that's, yeah. That's the closest. Yeah, that's not bad. That's not bad, dude. There's been a lot of Chuckies over the years, too. He started out really different. You ever heard the origin story of Chuck E. Cheese? Oh, there he is right there. Go to the right neck.

A little bit with your mouse left right there. Oh, wow. Oh, gosh. He looks like Brian Callen. What's wrong with that one? He has Brian Callen's eyes. That's a little. It's still not that close, but.

Similar. People get it, yeah. Same positive energy, you know? Yeah, yeah. Bro, have you ever heard of the Chuck E. Cheese origin story? The owner of Chuck E. Cheese came out and gave the origin story. You know, Chuck E. Cheese was developed. He decided to throw parties for kids because he didn't have any friends.

So the only way he could get kids to play with him was by throwing parties. Wow. Creepy. And the E stands for entertainment. Charles Entertainment Cheese. Facts, man. Yep. It started in San Jose, Kat, I think.

No, it started in New York. Oh, really? I don't know where it started. The biggest one was in San Jose. They had a big one? Yeah, they had like a three-story one. Wow. Wow.

Damn, years ago, bro. Now this, we may have to cut out of the YouTube and direct people to our Eclipse channel, but we talked about like 1990s sitcoms and stuff, and someone did an incredible intro of King of the Sting in style of 1990s sitcoms. Oh wow. To Matchbox 20. They did? Here we go.

Straight up I was someone else and this all fell apart He's so fucking good. This is so fucking good. I was someone else and it's all fall apart I'm thinking of you and it's all just so confusing Dude, that was fantastic. Holy fuck. That was great.

They used my favorite Matchbox 20s. Holy fuck, that was great. That's great. That just cost us about $4,000. Well, look, yeah. So, guys, you can go watch that on the clip. You won't know what we just really enjoyed, but you can definitely go see the clip.

It's too bad we can't leave that in and close out the episode. I know. I know. That's all right, man. Well, look, I want to say happy Fourth of July. I'm glad that we all live in this country. I'm glad we all live in a place where we can do a show like this. For right now, yeah.

Yeah, and all have jobs and stuff. We'll see. Governor Newsom might try and shut this shit down too at the rate he's at. Nah, he ain't going to do shit. We'll get through it, man. We'll get through it. We're almost through the worst.

Love you guys. Yeah, at least we have each other, you know? Amen, bro. Love you guys. Love you guys. Happy 4th, man. Happy 4th, dude. Go light some black cats.

Yeah. And that's not a racial thing. I was just saying I wanted to say that And I'm glad you did up with this at my concerts flow is contagious browser outrageous thicker than girls that are instagram famous damn hungry like i'm fresh off keto seeing red like andrew santino every song i hit like the great bambino brennan ate the queso and the quesoritos but everything's gonna be fine hate on me i do not mind theo looking like the type of dude that got a pack of matches in his pockets at all times they sliding into my dms a couple of you tried but couldn't beat him We'll see you next time. Oh, yeah. Outro Music