The Golden Hour - Episode 77: Asian Food Challenge

Episode Date: July 10, 2020

The guys take an Asian Food Challenge and talk Cat's Birthday, Inflatable Pools, All New KATS In The Wild, School Dances, The Sandlot vs The Mighty Ducks, O.J. vs Carole Baskin, Theo's Bathroom Bouncer Story and much more!Helix Sleep - https://helixsleep.com/katsShipStation - https://shipstation.com/ use offer code: KATSPostmates - download the app and use code: KATS2020See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dude, I had a guy one time I go in there in the bathroom right they got a guy in there He's like right when I go in there. I'm doing number two. It's stressful. He goes I Got your back, bro Back off my broccolini Get your life together I'm not touching Yeah, there's no terminal for spirit. You just kind of show up. It's kind of like who's flying spirit and you raise your hand like, all right, get on the plane.

And you're in a lawn chair. Dude, it was hectic. The pilots are usually in shorts and sandals. It's a weird vibe It's a little too Loosey goosey You know what I'm saying At one point

The pilot was just like In the middle Just like practicing With a golf club I was like This is bizarre Yeah I think it's just like You know autopilot

The whole time They got flight attendants Huh Hell no No But if you had something Every now and then They would ring a bell And if you had something every now and then they would ring a

bell and if you had something that you needed you got 30 seconds to get up and get it don't even think about going to the bathroom there's no bathroom they had a guy two rows down from me selling fresh eggs out of his book bag and that's they were still wet a little i had one but eggs they were still a little damp, bro. He's called the Greyhound of the sky, but Greyhound was like, come on, dog. We ain't that bad. Right? I've taken a Greyhound from Arizona, Texas.

Oh, yeah. Greyhound is... Listen, you want to pay $79.99? Fucking... Two-way ticket. Round trip. You're slow this week it's like we did a show earlier what'd you do over fourth of july man what'd you do i just closed my eyes and pictured a cool

fucking fireworks because the government shut down fireworks and people that's crazy so i just closed my eyes not crazy i watched tom cruise inth of July. You did yeah the movie 4th of July. Is it good? It's alright Would you guys do cat? I ended up going to dinner with my family They were in town last week for my birthday my dad's birthday my sister's graduation and 4th of July Goddammit a lot cats birthday was last Friday, bro. No No, I thought oh Kat's birthday was last Friday, bro. No. Yeah. No, I thought it was... Oh, yeah, it was last Friday.

Yeah, last Friday. Kat's birthday is last Friday, dude. Wow. You know how old Kat is? Thanks for remembering, God. You know how old Kat is? Kat is, I would say, probably 20 years old. Anyone know?

25. 25. Wow, Kat. Congratulations. Thanks. Did you ask for anything for your B-Day? No, I never asked for anything. Did they get you anything? Dinner. Thanks. Did you ask for anything for your B-Day? No, I never asked for anything. Did they get you anything?

Dinner. Wow. You know, after 21, it's kind of... Dinner? What is it? It sounds like it's the Irish potato famine or something. They got you dinner for your birthday? Honestly, the baby's going in the living room.

Kat's just like your mom let her out of the house. Yeah. Kat's mom wouldn't even let her out of the house. Her gift was seeing daylight. Right? The greatest gift the house. Yeah. Kat's mom wouldn't even let her out of the house. Her gift was seeing daylight. The greatest gift of all. Yeah. Was it fun? Was it inner fun?

Yeah, it was a lot of fun. We went to go grab some Vietnamese food in Orange County. What'd you have? I ended up eating. Brendan, why are you laughing? I know, right?

What exactly did you have? Oh, yes. Yeah, did you have some bom... No, we went to go get lau. Yeah, dog, just stop. No, we went to go get lau. Lau? Yeah, it's like a soup dish where the whole family sits around in this big pot.

You have soup, like dumplings and stuff. Yeah, it's like a community pot. You cheer the pot. Yeah, it's family stuff. Well, no, you're not eating directly from the pot. You put it in a bowl. Oh, gotcha. I thought you were all eating directly from the pot you put it in a bowl oh gotcha you're all eating out of one pot i like that from the window to the wall baby what about dessert what's the vietnamese dessert uh Vietnamese dessert is... Okay, this is kind of weird.

Not the mochi, Brendan. But we have this thing called jia. And it was always so weird to me growing up and seeing people eat beans as a savory dish because Asians eat beans as a sweet dish. Oh, yeah. Chinese moon pies. Yes. The Chinese moon pies are made out of bean.

Red bean, green bean. So you ate beans as dessert? Beans with sticky rice and coconut milk. God, your mom runs a tight ship. It's delicious, though. You had pinto beans for your sweet tooth?

Where we all at? On the bottom of the Titanic? No, Westminster. Oh, Westminster, my bad. And there's those Chinese moon pies. I've had those right there at the Moon Pie Festival. You know what?

It's an acquired taste. It's an acquired taste. It is good. Is it sweet? Some of them are. They have different fillings depending on what you get. That was chocolate.

That was your birthday cake, Kat? No, I did not have a mooncake for my birthday. Sounds sad. This is getting very... Your mom got you a bean pie for your birthday, man. Shit. Gosh, huh? I wish I would've known, Kat.

I would've got you one of those ice cream cakes from Dairy Queen. Well, maybe next year. Yeah, milk will kill the Vietnamese, though, dude. Or put us out for at least a day.

Yeah. That's why they have to have very unique type of stuff. They got bean sugar. Yeah. You know, they really do different type of stuff. Coconut milk instead

of regular milk. Oh, see, I like that. Did you... There are more tree people, brother. They gotta eat stuff instead of regular milk. Oh, see, I like that. Did you... They're more tree people, brother. They got to eat stuff out of the tree. Exactly. And out of the animal. Did you get yourself anything for your birthday?

No, I never do anything for myself on my birthday. Do you get sad on your birthday? I get sad on my birthday. On my birthday? No, it just kind of feels like any other day. And you're only 25. Yeah. I think the only thing that was sad is that my boyfriend for the past 10 years didn't

do anything for my birthday for 10 years. What a piece of shit. While you guys were together. Yeah. What a piece of shit. I think that's why, like, it set a precedence in my mind really early. I was like, oh, it's just another day. Did you do anything for his birthday?

Uh, I would take him out to dinner. He didn't like doing stuff either. Damn. And what's he on Twitch? Uh, i think he tried for a hot minute he tried he's probably on your tiktok yeah i can see that damn so nothing on your bday cat nothing well we didn't get you anything that is you know i hate to say that but we'll get just like my ex-boyfriend yeah thanks guys oh shit well brendan should have definitely known because you guys have been working together for years i mean i think well i know it's her birthday and you know i can still do something he always texts me on my birthday oh that's every year i'll get kathlyn for her birthday i always do that's sweet of you guys

then i just i do i go by a different calendar so her birthday isn't till this friday in my book dude we used to have a boule calendar when your mom got a cheaper calendar. And it was from like three or four years earlier. Makes sense. And so everything was like a little off, you know. Just by a day or two. Oh, dude, I'd be waiting for the bus for like six hours on a freaking Saturday morning. Like, this is nuts.

But you're not a materialistic person, Kat. If you could have something for your B-Day, what would you want? But you're not a materialistic person, Kat. If you could have something for your B-Day, what would you want? I mean, I think if cost wasn't a thing and time wasn't a factor either, I'd go on vacation. All right. Well, I can see why your boyfriend didn't get you camps. He's trying to save that money. He wants somebody who wants to stay more local.

Yeah. He probably can't afford a trip to Hawaii. He wants his local dreams. I didn't hawaii i just said a trip like like i'd be cool going back to burbank i'll get you an uber to burbank no i live right by there so yeah it works like going to somewhere far away hong kong or ho chi minh or benihana i find that weirdly racist what were you saying ho chi minh is not a place. Ho Chi Minh City is. It is. Benny Hanna's. Sorry, Theo.

My bad. Whoa, Chappelle. Okay. Chappelle. Just open up the bowling lane that comes with that shirt. That's all I want you to do, dude. No, just open up the nightclub that came with that shirt, bro. Yeah, dude.

That nightclub goes late. Yeah, it goes real late. Yeah, bro. they're serving warm canned beer after about two yeah there's not a lot of people there because all he plays is nickel back okay i don't play nickelback i don't know i could see him playing some gerald lavert in that yeah gerald lavert little keith sweat yeah yeah keith heavy sweat a little little genuine genuine what's up dog whiskey bro yeah boys could hear Blackstreet playing all night. Blackstreet, yeah.

No diggity, no doubt, Doug. What's up, baby? What was that one group? What was that guy with the hair? Cisco. Cisco. Oh, did he pass away? No, he did not.

He still exists. I think he's still singing about thongs. That thong? Yeah, he's still singing about thongs. I think the thong kind of ruined him, right? He did the thong and there's nothing after that. Oh, that song blew up. I know, but it's so it was so

kind of raunchy i think it was over after that i got this shirt actually for fourth of july got me this okay there we go that's a nice shirt pretty business yeah is that from express huh no it's like a like a dinner shirt okay yeah it looks like you're gonna go to an important meeting yeah or not a meeting but maybe like a meeting for food for dinner yeah that's nice i'm waiting i'm with my food's getting delivered should be here any second oh you got to get something snack up bro dude i'm snacking up snacking all the time you're so smart dog fill your holes man fill your mouth get that uh port roast that port roast suppository, though. Go deep. Nothing better than Postmates. Postmates doesn't just deliver burgers and sushi.

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and go take a leak. Every night. Are you flipping on the light? No. Or are you just going by sound? Me personally, I like to live dangerously. Yep. I'm just going by sound.

Yeah, me too, brother. I know what y'all think. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. But I feel like when you go by sound, brother, you probably have the same problem I have. All you hear is your breathing. You feel me?

Yeah, man. I do the Ray Charles. I just feel things out. I hear my breathing. And then I don't want to turn on the light because I don't want to keep me up for a while. And then I take that hard super soaker piss. Do you? Oh, I pee so hard in the night because I drink so many fluids. Oh, wow. I'm never not, if you notice

any show I do, even at home, I'm never not drinking something. You're always having fluids. Always have something in my mouth. Oh, like a River Run Stewart. Have you seen that movie? Yes. Good movie. I say I think it's fun to go no light until you start to get a little older,

and then it gets real risky going no light. Yeah. That's the part I find. One stray shoe. I'm lazy. I'll take the shoes off and get right into bed. That's the part I find. One stray shoe. I'm lazy. I'll take the shoes off and get right into bed. There's not a lot of middle ground in between. I'll take the shoes off.

I'll have one of those peppermint. The York patties? One of those York patties. And I'll be like, I'm going to brush my teeth in the morning. I'm going to have this tonight. And then I'll get straight into bed. So then I get up in the middle of the night. I got to do urine.

And it's really a it's a minefield because those shoes are out there, the pants. You know, you want to take the road a little, you know, you want to make things difficult for you. Yeah, and so at that- You're kind of doing Ninja Warrior. Yeah, you're getting a little more Ninja Warrior there and it's risky.

And sometimes I'll just hold the line, bro. You know what I'm saying? I'll just batten down the hatch, squeeze my wiener and go back to sleep. No, never. I pee hard. Really? It's a nice feeling.

You little bitch, dog. Just dump it now. Go back to sleep. Just nah, dude. I dump that bladder, bro. I dump that bladder, and it's loud. I ride that thing and just have a stressful fucking two more hours of sleep. Nah, you a bitch, dog.

Just two painful fucking hours, dog. I know, right? You gay, dog. Just shut up. Just shut up. Bro, I like that full feeling in my body, dude. That's not gay, bro. That's water, bro.

I drain that thing, bro. You do? Oh, dude, I empty it all. Do you sit down to pee at night or stand up? I stand up, man. I always put my hand on the wall. You can see it. You can see a print on the wall.

You can see a print. Because I lean like this. I'm like leaning like this. I'm on my tighty-whities. What? And I'm breathing hard. Oh, that's that German style. That's like a black man at church, dude.

You're just getting down, feeling it. I told you I Ray Charles it, man. And I can hear it splattering on kind of the top of the lid, so I got to pull it back. Oh, yeah. Yeah, now once I get into the bathroom, then I use sound and know where I'm peeing, if that's what he's talking about. I don't know if he's talking about getting to the toilet.

Once I get there, though, if I do have the lights off, I will pee for sound. I don't shoot the straight stream right off the bat. I do a little few drips and listen for the sound. Oh, really? I'm like, oh, we good. We cleared the land. And then I fucking dump in there. Damn, you got this shit mapped out oh dude

i pee so much i drink so many fluids dude it makes me uncomfortable to pee directly into the water i like to pee on the side of the toilet like the interior you're talking about the silencer test yeah silencer yeah i always use that yeah because if you go straight in it's so loud i'll wake up the whole house it's so loud oh you'll wake up Whitney's horses, dude. She only lives half a mile away from you. She sleeps about seven of them. She's got endangered species in her bed, I'm sure. But yeah, man. So yeah, I'd go in there.

I'll go lightless. But if I do, I still, even in the dark, will try to aim for the space between the top of the toilet and the top of the water. Yeah, you don't want to hit a bullseye. Yeah. It's disgusting. Even if he's directly into the water is going to hell agree oh okay yeah so i guess i should change it yeah i tried to wear a nice shirt today but you know brought no you look nice you look nice dude oh the change back look man i'll take a light beer all right okay i'll take a light beer i was gonna i was just gonna pop off over some bottle service i'm here for jazz night all right i got the evite i'm in

i want that vandross dude i'm in chef here's a gentleman right here one of the hard-working frontline workers out there. What's up, Theo? What's up, Brendan? I got a debate club for you. FedEx or UPS? You want that purple and black hitter or that dirty brown shitter?

Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Gang, bro. I like what can brown do for you you feel me oh yeah when that brown ups truck shows up you know you got a nice fresh package waiting there's nothing like it man i love ups i know ups has good programs long term for the people that work over there i think they got good severance deals and all of that you know and residual effects financially but i like fedex because i always thought fedex should open up a human trafficking human trafficking not trafficking but dealing yeah well that's what it'd be like an airline yeah like how great would it be to fly fedex because here's the thing sometimes we'll be like oh your plane's been canceled we can't get you there for two days you'll be at the airport

but fedex you can walk across the street to fedex and mail something and it'll be there the next morning i can overnight a package why can i just take fedex why can't i fly with my package yeah i'll hold it yeah i'll just hold it just put me on the fucking plane isn't there fedex plane oh oh there's beef there's delivery beef damn yeah dude i'll tell you what, though. Those UPS guys look like assholes dressed all brown with their short shorts and their hats and shit. You got to rep your set. Yeah, you got to rep your set.

That's a good point. And look, dude, have you ever seen an alligator? They are afraid of the UPS guys, but they are not afraid of the FedEx dudes, man. Damn. Because of that outfit. I think that they get that Steve Irwin style of hat and jewelry. Oh, they do? They're just a darker brown.

So it's more savage. I would love to see you guys fight. I would like to watch you guys fight. Yeah, I think they should set up some sort of tough man contest with UPS and FedEx. They do it with cops and firefighters. I'm trying to watch my UPS guy fuck some people up. Yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing that, man.

That'd be nice. We're building a whole card here. FedEx versus UPS. Chappelle versus Johnny Curtis. You were fighting someone last episode last week. It was so long ago, I don't remember. Was it Gianni? It was Gianni. No, last week. Boosie also in his five rounds.

You have to get knocked out five times to be out of that. I know, and Theo was going to fight Connor at 45 oh yeah with that cocaine that's right you have cocaine in your veins

oh definitely see that's a different story if it's just you versus Connor straight up you're going to lose Theo on cocaine I like my odds I like my odds

yeah two grams of blow dude I'm taking dude I might lose but I'm definitely taking one of Connor's legs home with me I'll chew it off at the hip, dude. Okay.

I'll chew that frickin' Irish bitch off at the hip. And those two videos were actually just appetizers. It was funny that Kat told about her weekend plans with the Vietnamese food. We've got a bunch of Asian food, as talked about two weeks ago. You got any Bam Chi or what is it? I know Brendan is absolutely

starving, so we can't tell you what it is. You don't have to call me out like that. We're going to bring it in. No, Brendan's fat ass, can't wait to eat. My lovely girlfriend Jules is going to bring it in. I'm going to help. Run the Jules, girl. Run the Jules.

And we've got four different types of Asian food, and you guys just tell us what you think. Hopefully we can keep the banter up and the chewing out of the mics and tell us what you like the best. We'll cut it up if it's too slow for video. Okay. Tell you what, I wish we had that Diet Coke. Is this already Asian or not? How Asian is this?

Damn, you can't go to Subway and try to claim it's Asian just because there's teriyaki on it. This is straight out of Westminster, just where Kat went actually. I went down there last night. Wow. Keep going, diving in. What did you have, Kat?

What was your order? I had loaf. I want that bam yum, dude. I want that bam yum. Bam yum? Is that a real thing, or are you just saying it? It could be.

I'd have a plate of it, boy, that bam yum. That bam yum. Dude, I want bam yum more. Ooh, the rice is good, huh? Mm-hmm. What is this? It's sheep, I think.

Is this sheep? Shishimi. Some of it's looking a little suspect, though. Is it all from the same place? No, all different. Oh, yeah. This is that Type 1 Hound, I think, man. This has got a unique atmosphere.

There are four different types of Asian foods bit of a postman before I think you guys should take a guess at what what ethnicity each food is oh Wow, that's kimchi right don't yeah, you can't don't cheat dude. Don't cheat when I'm right here Some kind of freak, boy? You some kind of freak? Cheating, I'm right here, dude. Now, some of it gets like that sausage and whatever this is. It looks like a little exotic. Oh, yeah, dude.

That's that young Lao boy. Sausage can always be questionable, I think. Yeah, I'm always super sceptical sausage That's it's coming from Lacey's smoking Lacey's. Yeah smoking Lacey's really washes down with that Diet Coke Okay Okay, try the other ones too I'm trying to carry out whatever I'm starting to eat all of it.

Okay. I'm starting to eat this teriyaki whatever it is. It's really good, man. It's teriyaki. Oh, yeah, that's got a little bit of earlobe in it, I think. That thing tastes like it had heard something, boy. Dang. That's good.

Okay. Jin, if you were to pick a Korean food, what would be the dish? I mean, I would always stick by Korean barbecue. The original Korean barbecue. You know what I mean? That Americans love to eat. Okay. Yeah. I'm scared to try some of it.

Yeah. The sandwich, to me, looks the most like home. Like you said, it looks like Subway. But it's not. That's authentic. You went to a real Asian place for this stuff? All four of them. Wow.

Dang. That looks good. I can't emphasize enough. If I had a diet coke. I just texted him. Might have to fire him. I don't know where he's at. He's doing something.

Damn. That's doing something. Damn. That sandwich is nice. Wow. Now, Nick, is there extra? Yeah, I believe we have enough. I just had to ask that. That might be bull meat. This might be straight bull meat.

This might be that Wuhan finest here. Oh, my God. Wuhan finest. Oh, yeah, this had a little bit of gut in it. Yeah. That might be a bat wing over there. Oh, yeah, dude. That might be that Heath Ledger, bro.

You feel me? I feel you. This thing looks like it has been deceased, baby. I know sweet and sour sauce when I see it. You feel me? Oh, yeah. You can always dump enough of that on there. Oh, yeah. This is lamb based, of that on there. Oh, yeah.

This is lamb-based, I think. This jam, isn't it? This jam. Yeah, it's more of a jam than a sweet and sour sauce. This thing tastes like somebody freaking pulled it out the bottom of a puddle right here, man. Got some wild. Yeah, we getting exotic. Oh, yeah.

That's that street shark. Getting real cultural. Ooh. That's that street shark right here, baby. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, that's that street shark. Getting real cultural. That's that street shark right here, baby. Oh, wow. Here's the thing. If I think about something enough, I'll start gagging if I don't know what it is. That's that Elmer Fudd, baby.

That sausage has a weird vibe to it. Yeah, that sausage has that... Microbium or something. It has like a real street vibe. Yeah, that sausage has that uh Microbe you like or something like a real vibe. Here's your diet coke. Yep. Oh god. God bless you, dude There you go. Thanks, brother. Oh dang. We got a dark bag of beverages here. Yeah, you guys want one? I'm good. Thank you Who got a. Pepper? We both did. Dr. Pepper.

I'm trying to drink that bullshit. That diet, Dr. Pepper. This shit got that pet owner vibe to it a little bit. Yeah, it does. Yeah, that sausage is funky. That Joe Exotic pizza. Yeah. That Joe Exotic pizza. Yeah. That Joe Exotic sausage is,

it has a weird vibe on it, huh? This tastes like somebody wrote if found on the collar, if you know what I'm saying, man. This thing got that, ooh, that kidnap. And here we got something

real wild here at the end. Yeah, see, you try it first. I'm going to go and dive back into this. Me with a contest,ndan what's the contest do we have to name which countries these are from oh wow brendan's just looking for nourishment oh dude i'm trying to get the calories oh this is game hand baby oh yeah there ain't no hens in asia brother oh there's a nice daddy yeah oh yeah jen do you already know what they all are i kind of have a feeling

yeah oh yeah i don't have a clue it's that shine wine right here baby this is a rotator cuff out of something i can feel this thing's turned a doorknob or something a little bit you know yeah this thing apparently has some sort of weird gravy on it bro i don't know you can taste the torque this is a thick gravy on it i don't know man oh yeah dude this is definitely um it's like the rotator cuff of a damn falcon right here oh that's a thanksgiving hitter you taste it yeah don't taste like any thanksgiving i've ever had get it dog boy get in there get in there you little wow man i encourage all the audio listeners to go check out the youtube this is

going to be much more enjoyable and these are really and these are different do you do you know what all these dishes are cat or, or no? I can guess. I think I do. And this is lamb. There's a good bit of lamb up here. You got any more of that teriyaki beef you let me know? There's a good bit of adult lamb. We got any beef?

We're out of beef. Whatever exotic zebra that was. Let's take some guesses. What countries do we think those are from? We got four Asian countries. Do we get to know the countries or we just guess? I say just guess. Okay. We can narrow it if you need.

Okay. I would like to pick. You pick a country first. Alright. I'll go with Wow. This is good. I'll say Cat and Chin are both represented. Okay. I'm gonna go with this dish here with the kimchi is good. I'll say cat and chin are both represented. Okay. I'm going to go with this dish here with the kimchi is Korean. There you go.

That's Korean. Is that the sauce? Wait, do we name it and then you tell us, or how do we do this? Both of you guess, and then we'll tell you after. Okay. That's better. I'm going to go this. This is Korean. This little bat going to go, this is Korean.

This little bat wing here with the gravy is Chinese. Oh, that's a space lamb, baby. No, that's that dark arch bird, also known as a bat. Oh, that's true. If that's a bat, that is the biggest bat I've ever seen, dude. That bat has a little bit of beagle in it. A little bit of beagle. That's a Siberian husky bat, bro.

Oh, bro. The sausage, I'm going to say Philippines. Gas as fuck. Go on. Halfway through, you're like, sausage, I'm going to say Philippines. I can guess, bro. Go on, dog. Well, hold on.

I think I'm doing all right here. Well, hold on. I think I'm doing alright here. We're holding on. And then the sandwich is from Taiwan? Taiwan? Taiwan? Dude, Taiwan are just Chinese people who give a fuck, bro. That's all they are, dude. This is from Taiwanese?

Oh, dude. Is this from Taiwanese? Huh? Oh, dude. And then also, rank them. What was your favorite? Oh. The American teriyaki, number one. The Korean dish, number one. The gravy

batwing dead last. The sandwich from Taiwan, number two. The sausage from the Philippines, number two. The sausage from the Philippines, number three. And Theo? How about you, Theo? Okay, I'm going to roll with this. I'm going to roll with right here that Korean right there.

That little Korean Christmas breakfast right there. That Cheongsam, baby. Right here, I'm going to go with the and that's going to be the Vietnamese right there. That hot dick. Okay?

Right out the gate. Now, here is where it gets a little bit. It gets dicey. Oh, this is where it gets a little bit more urban. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. More straight. You can't even control this plate, man.

So, I'm going to say right here, we're getting into that kind of darker uh asian i'm gonna go with um the pinoy baby i'll go with filipinos right there because they out there they got a lot of hog out there with them and i also like rice this right here dude this seemed like that duck out of uh that christmas duck out of that movie yeah big ass duck bro the duck is uh this that duck christmas duck they shoot the boy in the eye you know what i'm saying it's like i think it's like chicago or something but uh i don't know why you keep referencing christmas though the teriyaki was christmas dude and that's christmas dude it's damn christmas i got four plates of food in front of me man this is christmas so this one

let me think. You're running out of ideas, huh? I'm running out of Asian countries in my head. Yeah, me too. That's why I said Taiwan. Oh, no, no, no. I forgot about this one. This one I'm going to go with. I guess I'll go with Chinese.

So Korean, Vietnamese, Filipino, Chinese I think we said the same thing Yeah, y'all did Almost I think there was like one or two different Oh no, yeah, no, you got We got something different No, it's just Chinese all day

Brendan said Korean was Korean And that was his favorite Nailed it He said What? Fuck yeah, you stupid You got this wrong We'll see

He said the Filipino food that he ranked last was Chinese. That's chicken adobo. Yep. Chicken adobo. Oh, is this from the Philippines? This is from Louisiana. You should have known by the gravy. That's news to me.

The one that you said was Philippines, the sausage, that is Thai sausage. Oh. I didn't know we were going Thai. I didn't know Thai was part of Asia. I think you said it. I didn't know we were going Thai. I didn't know Thai was part of Asia. I think you said it. I didn't know we were going that big. I didn't know we were going that global with it. That's a U issue, dog.

Well, then Russian food is considered Asia too then. You know what I'm saying, dog? No. Russia's Asia. True. And finally, the Vietnamese, Brendan went with Taiwanese, which is not represented on our slate of food.

I like the pick, though. I respect that pick now. Theo got Vietnamese correct. Vietnamese. And that's all he got right. That's all he got right. There is no food from Christmas Story on your table. You got Christmas Korean though.

Oh, it is Christmas. Christmas Korean breakfast, right? That's what you said the first one. So you got two of them. This is Korean. Yeah. Okay. So I got Korean and Vietnamese, but I did not get, what is this?

Thai? Thai. Thai sausage. No one got Thai. And this is Filipino. Yeah. So you just switched it up. That Filipino was terrible.

Filipino grigio, which is a wine that I'm not with. Another good idea, bro. Add it to the barbecue. Yeah, dude. Filipino Grigio. You close down the lounge, you've obviously opened up. As soon as the speakeasy gets shut down. That Filipino food was the worst, though, yeah?

What is this one? This one. You know what? The sauce is the worst. I thought it was good. I think just the look of it is a different style of chicken that I'm not used to. It's a lot of dark. I never trust sausage, dude.

As he downs it. I know. No, no. I'm not touching. I trust rice. This got that dark wing duck in it right here, man. Chappelle, get some of that sausage. Really? Wow. But right here, man. Chappelle, get some of that sausage. Oh, really?

Wow, but really good, though. This is really interesting about this sausage, because they have the same stuff in Louisiana. They make the same kind of style sausage. Is it spicy? Sometimes it is. That's a very gamey vibe. No, is that spicy?

No, it has a gamey vibe to it. But they make that boudin down there. I'll try it. There you go. And we have more food coming that will just be dessert. It was supposed to be our fifth ethnicity.

Our Uber Eats Panda Express delivery guy canceled and then they're going to be late. Well, thank you, Jules. Thank you, Colin, for helping provide this. Thank you, Nick. Thanks, guys.

Thanks, Run the Jules. Yeah. Kat and Jules, they were double teaming what kind of food we were going to have. They were texting about it. Nick texted me and he said some Vietnamese shit and I was like, that's not him.

That's hilarious. I wonder what it is. Do Vietnamese people like American food a lot or no? Some do. My mom really won't touch any American food. My dad's super into American food. Your mom won't touch it? Not really. She thinks it's poison? No, she just doesn't like any american food my dad's super into american food your mom won't touch it not really poison no she just doesn't like it she thinks it's too sugary too

fatty too delicious too salty too much of everything yeah that's fair i could see that yeah she doubles down on bean pies though huh they're delicious those bean pies are pretty good it's definitely an acquired taste though acquired i can't believe you guys didn't mix in no orange chicken from Panda. They tried, but I guess they showed up. Yeah, it's going to show up late. Oh, but you do have orange chicken coming? It was going to be like the punchline that the fifth was Chinese and it was from Panda.

Oh, I'll pour half a shast on my orange chicken. Oh, dude, I'll rub my entire body with double orange chicken. Oh. You feel like shit afterwards. Yeah, you do. You know what? I keep saying that, but I don't. I'm pretty happy after I eat you know what i keep saying that but i don't i'm pretty happy after i eat it these really yeah i don't i feel like things are never gonna work

out that's why i don't feel great after this really yeah i feel like there's a war in my stomach a civil war really yeah it's gonna come out oh no no you'll be fine man you do a reenactment that's on them well it's gonna be on You're going to do a reenactment? That's on them. Well, it's going to be on us. It's going to be a reenactment in the ocean. Yeah, no, this is interesting. It's good, really. Really good. No, it was good.

When it's wet, I can't fuck with it, man. You mix wet and Asian food, I'm not messing with it. It's just braised chicken. It's braised chicken. No, it's not, though. Yes, it is. It's braised chicken braised chicken. It's braised chicken. No, it's not though. Yes, it is. It's braised chicken. That's not soy. That's a thick man gravy.

It's braised chicken. Try it, Chabelle. I'm good. It's braised chicken, Brendan. I don't like the way you talk about it, so that don't make me want to try it. I don't either. You can see the skin. That's chicken. I don't know, brother. What skin like the his like that's chicken i don't know

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This looks like the outtakes of Eastbound and Down. Brendan, Theo, coming at you from the great state of Maine. Got like four days of summer up here. Close. So we're celebrating. The King and the Sting are here for you. That inflatable pool hitter. Ivy Rockner.

Cuties. King and the Sting suit. Grass clippings and all. Redneck good time. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. Buzz, buzz. Great shades.

Inflatable pools. Those were dope, man. I love them. Me too. I love them too. Who's playing? As a kid, they were so fun. If somebody had an inflatable pool, man, that shit was dope, man. I love them. Me too. I love them too. Who was playing them? As a kid, they were so fun. If somebody had an inflatable pool, man, that shit was live, bro.

We thought they were rich. Dude, when I lived in South Carolina in Charleston, they had this dude, Mr. Larry, who was like the landlord or whatever. And we just thought he was like some fucking guy that bothered us, you know? And on this place had like three stories and the top story had like a little porch and we bought a wet pool. What is it called inflatable inflatable pool yeah and put it out there on the porch it feels like a wet pool so then we all sat in it dude we're sitting like and literally the kitchen the wall in the kitchen is cracking because we didn't think that we're

putting all this water it took like 25 minutes to fill it up hell yeah so it's on the top of the kitchen on this like uh little patio and uh it costs about six thousand dollars and dude look he was down on the ground and he looked up at us and saw us all sitting in this pool on this third story porch and he goes there ain't fucking water in that, is there? And we're all sitting in there. Yeah. And we're like, nope. We're just like, what the fuck? Because it was either you're swimming

or you guys are not straight guys. And this was still a time when it was just kind of wild to just come out of the closet from the third story of a building with two of your friends, you know and uh so we're like nope so dude he comes storming in the apartment you can hear him going up the different levels of stairs and we're literally pushed the side down and just flowing all this water off of it and he busted it man and the

whole kitchen wall cracked and we had those were the days portable pools slip and slide oh i love the above ground pool and dad would pretend he was getting like in the deep end he was just like kitchen wall cracked. Those were the days. Portable pools, slip and slide. Oh, I love that above ground pool. And dad would pretend he was getting like in the deep end and he would just be like squatting down.

You know? And then mom would leave. And never come back. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, dude, that bombed me. Boy, that bombed us, bro. I like it.

Civil war's getting now. What else you got, Nick? What else we got here? This being fight time? We can come to the store. Ready? We can come to the store. I've got a king in her stinging.

Installing your own air conditioner. Gang, gang. Fire, fire, fire, fire. Oh, the cutie. installing your own air conditioner what's this question one bedroom studio apartment installing your own air conditioning his wife is small i'll will say that. Everything that they showed after you said UFC Fight Pass got funnier. Like the girl in the costume, he's cracking a beer. Dude, I thought that was his corner girl, man. Mike Perry? Yeah, from the new Mike Perry Training. Oh, my God. New Mike Perry Training Institute.

Yeah, install in your own AC. I like it. Look, you got to stay cold, man. Anything that gets that cold air in there. Is it installing your own AC. I like it. Look, you got to stay cold, man. Anything that gets that cold air in there. Install on your own, like, a swamp cooler. I remember when I was a kid, my buddy Joey Chenegel had a swamp cooler. That thing was happening, dude. Was it?

Because we didn't have regular AC, so he just had that swamp cooler. I don't know, man. But I remember when we were, like, at night, Mama put the AC down about two degrees, you know, so you had to prep for that bitch, you know? So as soon as she cut that bitch down, you had, like, it was like a time clock. Like, I better fucking go to sleep right now, you know? While that cold air was flowing.

And we would go get some cold water out of the sink and put it on our bed on that sheet, and it would just be real cold, you know? Lay on that sucker, bro. It was hot out, huh? Yeah, it would just be hot out. This is Louisiana. It just got hot.

It was hot at night. So I like it, man. Anything you can do to get that cold air inside, you know? Or just pretend. If you don't do it, at least pretend it's cold. Trick the kid, you know? Put ice on the kid's neck. Tape ice on his neck.

Put a little ice pack on his wrist. Yeah, put an ice pack on his wrist or something. Put a little ice pack on his wrist, yeah. Yeah, it's cold in here, isn't it? Keep wrist yeah it's cold in here isn't it keep telling him it's cold yeah you know he's sweating his balls off yeah he's like damn this is some real hot cold but oh well man he don't know brian he ain't doing shit so he ain't about shit so gang bro beautiful little daughter both those both kids wearing B's this time of year. I know. B's up. B's up.

When you say B's up, that's a blood thing. Is it? Yeah. Dude, you almost got us killed last episode. We got all these emails. No, listen. Gangs can't claim everything. I can't say B's up.

That's true. All right. I'll let them have it. Thanks, Doug. And there's no more. What are these gangs doing? They're repping their. They don't own any real estate.

They're always claiming these fucking neighborhoods and shit. Yeah, they don't... Everyone's just renting. Yeah. Everyone's just renting. They claim that street, you know? Yeah. So we're bringing back, after Popular Man, Cats in the Wild.

Evidently, Theo has been at a rave. Is that my club? I think it is whose birthday is it? whose birthday is it? damn that boy on some drugs look at him go that was high stepping

drugs up hoes down dude he's going so fast oh that's a drug it's good to see Theo left his DJ booth to fucking Zuppo's down, dude. He's going so fast. Oh, that's a drug. It's good to see Theo left his DJ booth to fucking dance with the people. Holy fuck, dude. That's dip high, dude. That dude is fucked up. Damn.

Catching the wild, huh? Damn, that boy. That's intense. And there's not that many people there you know like that club's not that bad it was college it was one of those college ladies and party in the street yeah like in the convention remember all the college things they would have come see this guy do magic no and some guy's wife is leaving him He'd be crying.

There'd be like a rabbit next to him. Remember any clubs they had on college campuses? Every club you ever fucking imagined. They'd get together. There'd only be like four of them. Last week we talked about how much Brendan loved Jerry Springer, and that's why he one day fulfilled his dream, and he was on Dr. Phil. Oh, no!

Bad and bougie is a lifestyle. It consists of Starbucks coffee every morning, tanning, get my eyelashes done, eyebrows, make sure I'm put together, I'm on point. This is what it takes to be bad and bougie. Oh, my God.

Bad and bougie, dude. Get your shit together. I will do anything to keep up the lifestyle that I have. I will steal from my family and friends. I will steal them to live the bad and bougie lifestyle. This guy knows how to steal. My mom, she's clothed me since I was a baby, so I kind of still expect that at 26.

I do go shopping on my own, but like I said, if I could spend my mom's money before my money, then I will. In the past three years, I've probably stolen about 20 to $25,000 from my mom. I've stolen between three to 5,000 from my sister. When I steal, I get a rush. This one time, I stole from my friend.

She was at work at the time, and she would leave her cash at home. She would literally have like three or four grand on her. I just grab the cash out of the purse. If I can take somebody else's money to build myself up, then I'm going to. I have to have the money to make myself look good. This guy's a burglar, dude.

What I like to post is twerking videos for a guy. I know I am a good twerker. I got a little bit of an ass, so it's like, let me show what God gave me. Let's go! It's four minutes of this, but... It's a disaster. Oh my gosh. Damn, I do have that shirt.

Damn, that dude looks like Head Flintstone. This is crazy, bro. Oh gosh. Oh my gosh. That's a real person. Barney Trouble. How did it conclude?

Did he decide to stop stealing? No, he didn't, dude. We know how this ends. Not well. This is still going on. That was Hollywood where he was. Looked like it. Beverly Hills.

Looked like it. Hmm. Gosh. Down in. We need to send one. This a one allison chains concert you know ah that'd be great just even him out no it's in the nine inch nails concert bro yeah he's stealing toss him in the mesh mosh pit yeah that's my world right there mosh pits you're big ass in mosh pits oh yeah little kids we're now who were you were you that battering ram or you were

you more the referee and were you taking care of kids yeah i take care of everybody oh my god it's like the blind side like that movie the blind side yeah i got socked in a jaw by a 15 year old one time that shit hurt why'd he punch you and we were just moshing it was at a pennywise concert we were just like it was a big ass circle pit What was the song playing? What song were they playing at the time? I think it was Fuck Authority. Oh, yeah. That'll do it, man. They thought I was Authority.

Damn, weird. Authority Wilson or something? Authority Wilson. And Chin, he's been moonlighting on the side behind our backs. What? Oh, no. Chin, he's been moonlighting on the side behind our backs. What? What? What? This guy looks like he's going through something.

We can't hear it, Nick. No one I'll help, no one I'll help. No one I'll help, no one I'll help. I feel like Ken and I were the same person. No, it is. How about this down-ass girl behind him playing the tambourine? Oh, yeah. That's Kim Chi right there. This is like some yoga ownership, right? It really is, man.

This was two weeks ago in Big Bear with Jamie's girlfriend. Yeah, there's a small bass on the bass right there. I feel like that guy on the bass isn't really playing. All they need is you, Chappelle, out front, Masha. Yeah, that's all they need.

I'd do it. Damn, that guy's terrible, huh? Yeah. That guy's terrible. Well, this is socialism, man. That's what it is, bro. What kind of Asian are they? Huh? They look Filipino. They look Filipino, yeah. That's what it is, bro. What kind of Asian are they? Huh?

They look Filipino. They look Filipino, yeah. But it could be something else. And Filipinos really love to get up there on the microphone all day. They do. They love karaoke. And what is it about the Asian? Now, what Asian culture likes to get up on the microphone the most?

Now, this is something I would like to know. Koreans? Filipinos, I think. There's a ton of Korean entertainers, but I don't know if they like it the most. I don't know. What do you think? When I think karaoke, the first thing I think of is Filipino. But as far as talent goes, probably Korea, right?

Koreans and Filipinos, I think. Yeah. As far as musical talent? Singing, yeah. Yeah? Yeah, yeah. I bet. And then we actually, someone found a picture of Chappelle at Homecoming.

No, they didn't. Oh, that is me. Oh, Chappelle! That's actually Chappelle at Homecoming. No, they didn't. Oh, that is me. Oh, Chappelle. That's actually Chappelle. Damn. Hey, who's the big heifer with you? Who's the full rack of rants with you that night? That's my really good friend, bro.

Damn, that's his lady, bro. That's not my lady. That's not his lady, bro. She's lesbian. She is? Yeah. Let me guess her name. That's not my lady. That's not his lady, bro. She's lesbian. She is? Yeah. Let me guess her name. Let me guess her name.

I love doing this. Did you just tell her? Is it Beth? No. Tiffany. No. Stephanie. No.

Kimmy. No. Not Kimmy. Kelly. No. Rachel. No. Monica.

I think her name is... I'll give you a hint. It starts with an L. Lauren. No. Larissa. Lisa. No. Damn, I'll give you a hint. It starts with an L. Lauren. No. Larissa. Lisa. No.

Damn, I thought you were about to say... Linda. I thought you were about to say it right there. Lindsay. Lindsay. The lesbian. Dude, that was 03. Leslie.

Or is it Leslie? Lindsay. Lindsay the lesbian, huh? That was first dance. That was like first in like... Damn, you all up on that ass, though. Look at you, dog.

Yeah, Chappelle do get that back. No, my hand's not on her ass. Yeah, it is, bro. That back hand resting on that. No, it looks like he hasn't made up his mind whether he wants to put it there or not. She looks like she's

kind of like, easy, dog. I'm into tits. She's like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a real good friend of mine. Oh, that's beautiful, man. Yeah, that's cool, man.

Oh, I love that. Dude, I look so good. Should beat you in a curling contest. We should bring in some. Bro, we should bring in some dance, some pictures when we went to dances. Yeah. You guys got some? I'm sure my mom or dad do, yeah.

You got to get a few. I got some. Yeah. Damn, where did somebody find this? She sent it to me. Wow. Oh, damn. That's cool, man.

You guys are still friends. Yeah, dude, yeah. That's like. I dated a lesbian for a while, a while a girl well they used to hook me up i was always the guy who got hooked up with a friend that didn't have a date you know okay lesbians because they figured you got to hit it off it was anybody they're like oh we'll hook them up with uh big sam big samantha or something or you know uh he likes it all yeah a little becca or something you know or a little Becca or something. Or a little Risky Ramona. A little Risky Ramona. We'll get a little Ronnie.

A little Ronnie's bored. So I'd always get the date. I'd always be like that ninth wheel. That service, that small tire. And what's Lesbian Linda do these days? Lesbian Linda. It's Lindsay. What's she do? She's a teacher. That's cool. Dang, you stay in contact with a ton of people from high school. What'd she do? She's a teacher. That's cool. Yeah, she's cool.

Dang, you stay in contact with a ton of people from high school. Oh, dude, yeah. Do you? Yeah, man. Well, not a lot of people. I do. I don't. No?

Hell yeah, I do. Do you, Nick? When I go back home, I see them, but it's like we're not talking daily. Dude, I look like Jacob Hester. He played football for a while. LSU? Yeah. Fullback?

Pull him up. That's who you look like? I think so. I don't know, dude. Yeah. He was a stud. He got in trouble, though, right? No, he didn't.

Yeah, he got in trouble for something. No, he's a good man. He's a baller on the Chargers, right? Yeah, you got to get his helmet off him now. There you go. Oh, that boy got a dome. Is that who you look like? Huh?

Yeah, you don't really look like him, man. No. Yeah, you're right. With this, you don't think right now? No. Hold on. Okay, now you do. Oh, there you go.

Oh, hell yeah, boy. He's a stud. Praise God. I look like number 57 over there. Ooh, chef Pell in the wild, boy. Pell in the wild. Damn, that is you, huh? Yeah.

Looks like Jacob Hester stayed out of trouble. Yep. Dave Meggett is who you're thinking of. No, you keep referencing Dave Meggett with me, but no. Well, that's who it is, man. Don't leave Dave Meggett is who you're thinking of. No, you keep referencing Dave Meggett with me, but no. Well, that's who it is, man. Leave Dave Meggett out of this, bro. You keep saying all these other people. It's either Dave Meggett or it's that guy from Indianapolis who shot people at a car wash.

Nope. Marvin Harrison. Marvin Harrison. Nope. Who gets no credit. That's Patrick. Francisco Burris gets all the credit. Aaron Hernandez.

All these other guys that do crime. He says nothing about starving Marvin. Well, starving Marvin, first of all, owned a car Hernandez, all these other guys that do crime. No one even says nothing about Starvin' Marvin. But Starvin' Marvin, first of all, owned a car wash, which I totally respect. It was one of my ideal businesses ever to have

be a car wash. Makes sense. Do it yourself. And then he gunned a guy down there at it. You know who else got started in car washes? Lenny Dykstra.

Did he really? I love car washes, man. I like when I get the coins out the box, get to put the things in there for the sprayers. I love it. I love washing my car.

What the fuck is this, Nick? This one really doesn't have a segment, but who cares about our farming or something. What did I have, dude? One of these things tasted a little young, bro. I'm not going to lie. One of these things tasted a little premature, you know? This thing tasted a little premature, bro. Like they had to coerce it out the egg, you know? Let's think that's a little premature, bro.

Like they had to coerce it out the egg, you know? We gave the Chesapeake Crippler a couple weeks ago some career advice I want to do as a wrestler. We said maybe go gay. Yeah, remember this guy. Someone sent this in, and we might be like jacking someone's gimmick. Oh, okay. Violentos gladiadores. Is that

skeleton again? Arañar al contrario. Besarlos. Abrazarlos. That has to be frowned upon in Mexico. Pero lo que más llama la atención son las armas secretas.

Este es el tope divertido. Oh! Wait, wait. Why is this about to show out of shape? Ooh! Why is it all out of shape and gay? Whoa! Ooh, ooh, ooh. This shit's real gay. Ooh! Ooh!

This shit is entertaining. I'll give him that. Oh! Oh! Oh! Jake the Snake. That looks like Mark Kelly. Like Mark, Irish Mark. Dude, he's living his best life. That's what I'm saying, boy.

Almost takes you out of this. How about his finisher just bites your dick? I don't think he was biting it. Damn, these boys trying to wrestle and fuck. Now that's what I call it, dude. Yeah, this shit's entertaining, though. That's more entertaining than any WWE match I've ever seen. Bro, UFC heavy on the F. Bro.

UFC heavy on the gay. I think this is more F-U-C, bro. That shit's almost sexuality. That rare naked joke has a little different meaning with these boys, bro. Heavy on the naked, dude. We all know what the C stands for. Wow, man. We can get that.

Bro, we should get in that league. No. Just one match. Dude, you know what you could do with your ass in them, boys? Oh, dude. Dude, yeah, we could have a big finishing move. I'd jump off your shoulders. Yeah, that'd be cool.

And you just, like, Yokozuna him and drop on him with that ass. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want anyone biting my dick, though. Well, dude, you got to keep your dick. You got to fight harder, then. I don't want a guy pning me down on all fours. Man, you're a little bitch, bro.

You got to tighten up, man. Bro, this is America, dude. This shit was real heavy on the game. Bro, this is the Valley Ons, you know? Valenzuela was our dad's name, Richie. Did those people go thinking they were going to see a regular wrestling match And those gays came out man Is that what happened

One kid was just sitting there I was like I was eating the other guy's dick And showed the kid the car like this What the fuck But talk about a finishing move bro You go in there and somebody Dad which one's the undertaker

All of them They're all considered. I think they're all called animals. They're all taking the under, dude. They're all called the Bang Brothers. Nick would be betting the under on every man. All right, here's some guy right here. Damn, why'd he pin homeboy down?

Leaving his wife and kids in the middle of the night. Make sure those guys are off. I thought that was the one guy that asked us about driving, parking. We did that one. I think this guy might be a different guy unless I got two. What up, King and the Sting? This is Brendan from Lafayette, Louisiana. Never mind.

Yeah, we did that one. All right. We could do it again and pretend we didn't do it. We could do it again and pretend we're going with different answers. Or we could just play that gay wrestling the whole time. That's hilarious. I need a nap, man. What?

I need a nap. You need a little nappy poo? Oh, there's Steve Trevino. Debate club. The Sandlot. Or the Mighty Ducks. It's tough. I didn't gain both of those.

I just ate one of the medium rare ducks. I know that. There's nothing mighty about it. The Sandlot, huh? Well, the Sandlot is children. What is it? Children that don't have a, they don't know what's going on. They don't have a team, and so they get a team together?

Well, they're like a neighborhood team, and then they play, and then they play against another team, but they're like best friends. And then the neighbor has like a scary dog, and they hit the ball over there. Yeah. They talk about the great Bambino. Oh, yeah. Sandlot destroys Mighty Ducks. Plus that Mighty Ducks goalie.

Remember, he's like addicted to meth and shit now. Dude, have you seen how he looks? That's sad. It's insane. He looks completely different. Goalie's a tough position, man. Also, Hockey is a bunch of rich kids. Hockey is?

Mighty Ducks is a bunch of rich kids. Fuck yeah. Yeah, you're right. Hockey's such an expensive sport. Look at him now, man. Wow, that's the goalie? Yeah expensive look at him now man wow that's a goalie yeah yeah oh the only thing he's stopping is some fucking meth in his veins you feel me that's meth oh yeah might be you don't lose all that weight without getting on some meth he's also in the classic

heavyweights oh heavyweights ben stiller wonder what happened him. He was such a charming young guy, you know? I think he grew up and liked drugs. You think? Yeah. He was trying to meet Connor and Theo at 145. He could use Manscaped. I know that. Not to say everybody could use it, but he could also use it. That's not even him on the right.

That's a different guy. That's an alien on the right. Fuck, dude. That's so sad. Sean Weiss, mugshot. Poor guy. He was getting better, though. Maybe he's better now.

Yeah, he was getting a little better. Is he still playing hockey? No. Is he back playing hockey? Do we know? I don't know. Dude, he probably got offsides in his veins, dude. I hope he's better.

That's kind of sad. Yeah. Yeah, that's tough. That's icing, bro. Is everybody cool on the Sandlot? I think so. Yeah, Sandlot. I one time met Squeaks and the red-haired kid on the streets of Minneapolis.

Really? They were touring MLB stadiums and showing the Sandlot. I've got to find this picture. That's kind of depressing too, but still. Patrick Renna is the redhead dude's name. The one guy, the guy who would go forever

using the logic video. Oh, he does look like that. Two chains. I think two chains was in it, wasn't he? Two chains was not. I don't even know what I'm looking up. Well, guys, it's like the dead of summer right now.

Doesn't it feel weird and that crazy? This is dead of summer. You think summer's lit? Yeah. We've got pools. That's about it. The summer's fun, but there's nothing. I mean, they got two kids swimming up in Maine,

and that's the only thing that's even going on this summer. Worst summer ever. I just feel so ashamed of myself. Well, it's not your fault, brother. You're right, bro. You can thank the government. Yeah. I don't know.

Kools. Here's a guy who's in the military right here. What up, yo? What's up with the debate club? What up, Brendan? Got a debate club for you guys today. Robin Banks. Who would you rather have beef with?

OJ Simpson? Or that mage Carol Baskin? Remember, they both got away with murder. Allegedly on Carol Baskaskin. She definitely did. Who would you rather have beef with? Gang gang? Lick butts?

That's a tough one. I'm less worried about Carole Baskin. I'm not trying to touch those tigers. I'm never going to go to the zoo. OJ's everywhere, dog. He's out here he's in vegas yeah he's in florida oh yeah he's giving you common comments on fucking instagram and twitter he gave a eulogy somewhere at somebody's funeral he did a eulogy or you you you you uh he's everywhere dog he's everywhere oh dog. He's everywhere. Oh, yeah.

Carol just, you know, Carol's whatever. Well, Carol's low-key right now because also Carol screwed everybody. Carol's a businesswoman, though. Now, I will say that. You know, she took over the fucking zoo. Show Exotics? Yeah, she took over the zoo, but apparently PETA called because the lions are covered in maggots and flies. Oh, my.

Lions, maggots, and flies. Oh, my. It's getting risky, man. Wow. I don't know, bro. Look, if I had two arrows, bro, I'd shoot them at both them bitches, honestly, dog. I mean, OJ's turning like a character almost of himself but he's out there playing golf yeah you know he either killed the woman or knew somebody that did he definitely did it yeah or got somebody to do he got convicted in civil court i didn't

realize he still gets money from who like the nfl no they they they garnish his wages it all goes to the nicole brown Oh, got it. I don't know how he's living. They're doing it somehow. Hello, Twitter world. Hello, Twitter world. Hello, Twitter world. Yeah. Well, you know,

I don't know. How about he on Twitter talking about, Oh, look at you, Nick. Look at you. They're squeaks. Wow. You boys are a little too close to each other.

Damn. Nick's got those long ass arms. You guys are a little too friendly. I was excited, man. Did you guys do some gay wrestling after this? No, we were like, Squeaks, come up and drink with us. Or come out and drink with us. He's like, no, my girl's up in the room, man. Did you guys do some gay wrestling after this? No, we were like, squeeze, come up and drink with us. Or come out and drink with us. He's like, no, my girl's up in the room, man.

I got to leave. And he bounced. And then the other guy went home by himself. The other guy's name is Patrick Renna, by the way. I keep saying it. Patrick Renna. Mr. Renna. Mr. Renna.

Where was this at? Streets of Minneapolis. I like how you crossed out. 2014. Damn, they did a Sandlot they do the sound sandlot 2 I actually thought yeah I think Sandlot 3 was even a thing really mm-hmm it's a great DVD shit don't stop yeah damn them boys just never gave up on Sandlot they rode that bitch the wheels fell sandlot and drop it Doug what's

that girl look like that he made out with at the pool? Oh, Wendy Peppercorn? Yeah. Forever. What's she looking like now? She's probably lit, bro. She passed away? Oh, that's sad. She's lit. Ooh, she litty like a titty. Yeah, dude.

Give me a T. Damn. Marley Shelton. Marley Shelton. Damn, well, she's the only one doing well. Damn, bro. She's still killing it. That's Wendy straight up pfeffercorn, dude.

Hide me in them tits, baby. Talk about a home run, baby. Hide and go tits. Yeah, dog. Yeah. Whoa. Y'all go hide. I'll count to tits.

You feel me? Yeah. Oh, she's still in the last one. Sorry, guys. That's out of line, man. That's out of line. Yeah, she's in Manh the sorry guys that's out of line man that's out of line yeah she's in manhunt ride or die dirty john she's an actress yeah you're right she went hard man she hasn't stopped she kept going yeah good for her she didn't let uh uh sandlot define her like the other boys the other boys just never moved on. They're still collecting baseball cards and shit.

You know, it's interesting to know how that kind of stuff works out, I guess. Did you ever audition for any movies or anything, Kat, or acting? I came here for theater school, and then right when I graduated, I was like, eh, maybe not. But I started working on the podcast instead, so that's great. Would you say majoring in theater was a complete waste of time? No, only because I needed to get out of San Jose.

I would have stayed in San Jose if I didn't. You would have been in gang, been in pregnancy. That's true. You think you would have joined a gang? No. But you could have majored in anything.

You could have been the accountant for a gang or something. I could. Secretary? Or been a lawyer for a gang? Human resources? That's what I want to look like. I want to look like I work for HR in a gang.

Ooh, I like that. Well, you've done that. I could see that. I could see on like a Kill Bill kind of being like a... But Kat, what I'm saying is you don't use theater at all right now. So would you have majored in something else? I could have, but I don't think I would have showed up to class if I'm being completely honest. And what would you have majored in something else i could have but i don't think i would have showed up to class if i'm being completely honest and what would you have been doing instead um drugs

chilling no i'd probably actually i'd probably be a drug dealer i'd just be a pharmacist yeah there's a joke about vietnamese people always being drug dealers either you sell illegally or you become a pharmacist yeah i saw a vietnamese person on the first 48 the other day. I thought about you guys. Oh, thanks, Theo. I love first 48. I like it and I don't, man. Dalia has the best joke.

He said the first 48, you have 48 hours to solve the murder, but really you have as much time as you want. They never solve it in 48. And it doesn't matter if they do. No. And they put the clicker at the bottom. It's like, alright, I don't care.

Like six months later. And I'm like, hell yeah. Yeah. What we got, guys? Just working on this, you know, barbecue joint. Damn, trying to add James up in here, huh? Just trying to, you know,

mapping it out, you know, typing it up on my computer and stuff yeah yeah man we're ready to see it we might see where uh help you launch that food truck we might invest chef pell's away sauce you know that always saw wheels baby you know look at shove on that t on the tfatk site that picture is oh you know what that's from when i worked worked for the UFC for ESPN. You mean Enterprise? Enterprise? I can totally

see you. Hey, how's your trip been? How's your trip? Oh my god, dude. That's exactly what I fucking looked like. Bro, you thought you was the shit in that picture, huh? No, man. You thought you did something.

You thought you did something there. I did. I just got... I was a fucking analyst for ESPN. Go over, Nick. Go over. I did do something. I was an analyst for ESPN, man. I was on sports. I was a analyst for ESPN. Go over. I did do something. I was an analyst for ESPN, man.

I was a host for SportsCenter. You was filling yourself. No, I'm pointing at the pin because it's a 24-karat gold find-a-kid pin. Someone made it for me. I don't know, man. I think you... Yeah, I think... I beg to differ.

Working at ESQI or whatever, that enterprise. You're working at Enterprise. I respect you, bro. One of the top car companies, man. Yeah, you're right. Shout out my boy Bobby Keys up there in the northeast region. He used to run it up there. That's it, man.

There you go. You going to skate in that shirt? Oh, hell yeah. Come on now. Skate right into the speakeasy, son. All right. Then go right into work at my bar, my local bowling alley. That lounge, baby. The lounge. The night lounge. That's a lounge. That's either a pajama top. They go right into work at my bar, my local, or bowling alley.

That lounge, baby. The lounge. The night lounge. That's either a pajama top for a newlywed man or a lounge where there's Brendan right there, dude. Oh, God. Oh, my God, bro. It's at ESPN, son. Meet me at 190, dude. You're looking lean with it, huh?

Yo, zoom out. Look at Stefan in the purple there. If you zoom out on the pictures. Stefan, right? No. I'm talking. That's him. I'm talking about Hernandez there.

That's Stefan. That's Stefan. All fans found Stefan's Instagram. Will you actually send that picture to Stefan and see what he says about it? Yes, we'll do. Has he reached out? Has he said anything?

He's been ignoring my advances. Oh, he has? Oh. Must be seeing someone. Bro, look at that turtle neck. Dude. Is that the Grammys? Yeah.

What are you doing at the Grammys? Hosting the pre-show for it. Really? Damn. Wow. Yeah, Chappelle. You got to get it going, man. Hey, I'm getting my lounge off the ground,show for it. Really? Damn. Wow. Yeah, Chappelle. You got to get it going, man. Hey, I'm getting my lounge

off the ground, okay? Yeah. We got you, man. We'll support that thing. I want to work that cigarette. The person that walks around and sells the cigarettes and the gum.

Oh, you'll do that for me? Yeah. I'll be the bathroom attendant with the mints. There you go. See, I need that. Watch them boys drop them turds.

Dude, I had a guy one time i go in there in the bathroom right they got a guy in there he's like right when i go in there i'm doing number two it's stressful bro he goes i got your back bro why you know i'm like why and i'm like how much does this cost i don't need any help right well bro then shit escalates bro literally so somebody comes in and they start kind of pulling on the door somebody that really has to go to the bathroom right and the guy's one's like, and the guy's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, man, that's my boy in there.

I'm like, what? I don't even know this dude, man. I've never seen this guy, bro. So the guy pulls on the door again, and he's like, I said that's my fucking boy, dog. And he fucking pushes him, and they start fighting out there.

Bro, and I can't do poops while somebody's fighting. If people are getting beat around me, I can't do poops. So I'm fucking scared as fuck, dog. So dude, the security comes in there and everything, man. And I come out of there, I'm just like, what the fuck, bro? That was a down ass bathroom attendant, bro. That was a down-ass bathroom attendant, bro. That's my boy taking a shit in there, man. That guy had my bag, bro.

That was all for a tip. Hey, where were you at trying to take a shit? I'll tell you where I was, dude. I was in C. I was north of Seattle. They used to have a comedy club up there. It wasn't in Bellevue. It was somewhere out there.

They had a mall out there or something. They put you at a nice hotel and they had a comedy club up there. It wasn't in Bellevue. It was somewhere out there. They had a mall out there or something. They put you at a nice hotel and they had a comedy club. Damn, why are you trying to take a shit in there, bro? I had to. I didn't think there was anybody around there. I guess they had a party or something going on on the other side of it. It was like a Dave and Buster. That's my boy in there.

Hey, that's my boy in there. I'm nobody's boy. I can't do poops if people are getting beaten bro it reminds me of being young bro trying to shit while my siblings are always getting beaten can't do it bro and I'll never do it again at that point you had no choice yeah these are my poops dude

I'm taking them back. I'm taking them all back. Oh, man. There's nothing more stressful than the bathroom attendant, bro. Oh, man, what you need? I got you, man. I got you, dog. What?

What? Turns on the water. I'm like, bro, I got the water, man. Yeah. Just leave me alone. I'll tell you another good story. One time I'm in Radford University. I did a college show over there.

And so I met some kids afterwards. And they had two guys that were on the basketball team. And so went out and partied with them after the show. And it was fun. We had a nice time. Literally the week after, one of them hit like a 75-footer. It was like on ESPN, like their top highlights. But anyway, fast forward two weeks later.

I am in UCLA at one of the bars and i'm in i'm downstairs i'm in the bathroom and the guy and the guy who played on the basketball team in radford had like an african accent like i don't know what country in africa but and so the guy working in the bathroom was a black guy who had an african accent and i said oh you sound like this kid that I met at this basketball player because I was kind of excited I met some basketball guys. And he goes, oh, my son plays basketball. Oh, damn.

And I was like, oh, yeah. And he's like, yeah, Radford, Radford University. Oh, fuck. And he pulled out a picture. He had a picture of his son printed out, and it was the same kid. This kid did it. Wow. Same kid.

What are the chances? Dude, it was crazy, bro. His dad probably don't work there anymore huh it probably it got changed it was a real shit it wasn't a shady place but it was like i mean people were fucking in like the parking lot and shit i was one of them but but if i look outside of myself people were doing it so it's just shady bro yeah but uh you're fucking in the parking lot but he was a nice guy man what's the chance it was crazy dude and he had a picture of him and i was like no way that's him i said i met your son like two weeks ago that's great bathroom attend as soon as i see

him i get stressed ah fuck here we go some of them yeah some of them i love them though when i used to smoke cigarettes i get that you buy. You could buy one cigarette off of it. That's right. A Lucy? Yeah. God bless him. You smoke cigarettes too, Nick? No, I watch the Pell Show. Yeah. But yeah, you could get that mint if you needed a mint. And they always have the nice mints too. Yeah.

The white peppermint ones. Yeah. You get a mint. You get a little hair clip. You get a little deodorant. They got cologne too. Some of them have condoms. They do? Really?

I think. The gay clubs do. I don't know. Well, we don't know, dude. How do you know? I cheered for 12 years. I got a bunch of gay friends. That's true. And if you take yourself

outside of the picture, I'm one of the people doing it. Oh, man. Thank you guys for making this food and bringing it in. Yeah, it was great, man. This is cool. Yeah, and thank you guys so much for supporting the podcast. Best of luck, Chappelle, with the great, man. This is cool. Yeah, and thank you guys so much for supporting the podcast. Best of luck, Chappelle,

with the new Endeavor. Everybody's ready to buy it once you get it going. Chin, good luck with your fishing. Thank you. Nick, good luck

with your bets. Thank you. Two weeks. Dude, July 11th. Big UFC. Oh, yeah, who is it? That'd be this Saturday. Who is it?

It's three title fights. Usman versus Gilbert Burns. You got Volkanovski. Oh, Volkanovski. Holloway. Max Holloway. And then you got... Whaley.

Whaley versus... We'll pull up the card. Rose? No. No. No. Jessica Andrade. Rose is fighting Andrade. You're right. Oh, Peter Yine, Jose Andrade. Rose is fighting Andrade. You're right.

Oh, Peter Yine, Jose Aldo. Oh, yeah, that's a great fight. Oh, wow. Oh, then, yeah, Jessica Andrade, Rose, Paige Van Zandt's fine ass. Do you think it's safe for a lot of these fighters to be coming back? So a lot of people seem like they're coming back really quick from fights. I just think guys are bored. They're at home.

They're trying to get paid because, you know, they can't make money right now. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. Great card, though. This is my underdog pick. Yuri Petroska. Against Volkhan? Plus 160, plus 180. It's not a bad bet. Volkhan's a motherfucker, though.

Yeah. There you go. Nick's giving one away this week, guys. Next week it'll be his Patreon. You better go there. Last week he won eight grand. So what is your bet against me and Johnny Curtis? Wrestler, man, I think you're going to be, it's going to be up against Cage three rounds. It's not going to be good.

It's going to be a boring fight. And he's going to get 30-27. 30-27. Maybe 30-26. And that's saying, yeah, that's nicely saying, you're not going to get 30-27, yeah? 30-27. Maybe 30-26. And that's saying, yeah. That's nicely saying. Yeah. You're not going to do it.

They give you the 26. All right, man. We'll see you guys next week, man. All right. Bye, guys. Brendan and Theo, fighter in weight. I got to go in and go hard in the paint. I do not think.

I am in flow. Black rifle coffee, I'm ready to and go hard in the paint, I do not think, I am in flow, black rifle coffee, I'm ready to go, I need a sponsor, I am a monster, about to open up with this at my concerts, flow is contagious, browser outrageous, thicker than girls that are Instagram famous, damn, hungry like I'm fresh off keto, seeing red like Andrew Santino, every song I hit like the great Bambino, Brennan ate the queso and the quesoritos. But everything's gonna be fine. Hate on me, I do not mind. Theo looking like the type of dude that got a pack of matches in his pockets at all times. They sliding into my DMs.

A couple of you tried but couldn't beat him. Quit playing like Nintendo DS. You don't want to smoke like Joey Diaz. Meaning y'all edible. Just got my eyebrows threaded and I'm feeling incredible. Brennan's son hit me up. He said it's too loud in the club. Can you pick me up? King and the sting. King and the sting. King and the sting. King and the sting. King and the sting. King and the sting. King and the sting. Outro Music