The Golden Hour - Episode 78: Feet Me At The Mall

Episode Date: July 17, 2020

The gang talks Brendan's New Rona Test, Different Strokes, Shapel's OG Gangster Dad, All New KATS Music Submissions, Hubzu Arizona, Animal Videos, Big Cat Briskets, Cat's Toe Sauce, Face Rattler's and much more!HelloFresh - https://hellofresh.com/80kats use code: 80KATSManscaped - https://manscaped.com/ code: KINGSTINGKATS Merch - https://www.katsshop.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever wrestled or anything? Nope. Damn. What sports did you do? Played basketball. And what else, dude? You played basketball? Yeah.

I don't know why that was funny. I don't know. I just can't picture you playing D with your cheeks out. Everyone's like, man, that kid weird, man. Back off my broccolini get your life together it is don't touch me bro i'm not touching you i think that's the 360 camera nick was talking about? Yes. So this is going to be... We're just trying it out. Okay.

Which one? This one. Oh, that's at fans only. Yeah, so that'll be the one... I'm about to get my feet out. Maybe we'll put it on there. Dude, if we did have a foot cam, that thing would probably...

For Kat. Not our big old boats. Our fans are freaks, so you might be right, dude. I'd sit at home and have a creme brulee and look at Chappelle's big dark sharks. Them land sharks, boy, I could look at them. I've got to be honest. I almost wore at them. I've got to be honest. I mean, I would. I almost wore slippers today. Dude, I'm going to Diet Coke and stare at them lemon sharks you got there.

I'd have to go exotic. I would have to go someone in Culture Corner's feet because I'm not. I've seen white feet. I've seen enough of that in my life. I have white feet. You haven't seen my big boys. My big toe, that nail is something to see now. That megalodon of a big toe that i got it's just i

have the biggest toe you've ever seen my big toe is like this dude it's like this cut it's just a fat toe really yeah i probably wear like a size 10 but that toe i saw his toe drinking out of a stream the other day dude i had to get my toe tested for covid i had to give him the swipe they got the nail they got under the nail swipe They had to swipe down the hand. Well, speaking of that, Brennan gave everybody in the podcast community COVID. I'm tired of getting messages about it. I'm sure you guys are.

Because you tested positive. Well, I went home and saw my family. I'm sorry. You tested negative. People are sending RIPs to my family. All kind of stuff, dude. Well, let's see who got it out of here. Nick, you have it? I'm safe. Chappelle, you have it?

Safe. Kat, you have it? I'm safe. Theo, you have it? Safe. Negative. Well, we're about to be positive, so. Be positive, dude.

That's it. You boys are healthy, man. Yeah. Crazy, man. My older friend Brian got it. It's been a struggle city for him. Has he been? He's 100 now

chin tested positive chin did chin tested positive that's why he's not here today he's being there he is right there now now chin you can say you got it from me i think you got from one of them little fish he's always fucking within them lakes and shit yeah you can say you got it from me he did drive up there and was renting a boat that had been used by who knows how many anglers. I'll tell you what, I wouldn't mind Oli Phan's account on Chin's feet during this episode either. Can Chin hear us? We can't hear him.

Oh, we can't? Yeah, he just talked. Oh my god, man. But yeah, everybody's like, Brennan's trying to kill your family. Brennan's trying to kill you. Don't you see it? Don't you see it? Don't you see it? Don't you see what's going on?

Don't you see he's going to kill you and then replace you with... Yeah. Like, what's the motive there, dog? Were you getting messages too, Kat? Yeah, a lot of people were asking me whether I got it or not. Same. I think we can hear you now, Jin. Kat's too young for that shit.

Yeah, they'd be like, hey, Kat, you might have COVID. Send me a picture of your breasts. What? If you replace breasts with feet, yes. That's the exact same. Hey, Theo, you okay, man? Let us know. Send us a picture of that ass in the fall.

You're like, this is getting weird, man. A lot of pervs out there. Hey, man, I heard you have COVID. Let me see that ass. COVID cakes. COVID cakes. Good job, Kat. me see that ass. COVID cakes. COVID cakes. Good job, Ken. Dude, that's a great idea.

Women with COVID. Showing them cakes. Yeah. And mask on. Oh, yeah. Completely naked, but mask on. Or not completely naked, but as naked as they want to be. Yeah, whatever they want to do.

Their choice. Their choice. Their choice, dude. Well, I'm glad everyone here is healthy. I haven't been in a studio in a hot second. I miss the shit out of you guys. You seem so excited. Oh, yeah, same, bro.

Oh, dude. You're touching me, dog. It's been rough for your boy, man. Well, yeah, but you're back now, right? You're feeling good? Yeah, you've been locked out of everything. You've been locked out of your, they had you in the basement at home, huh? Yep, been in the basement, chilling in the basement.

You know what's weird? And most people aren't going to like this. I feel better after I get COVID. I feel 110% now. Yeah. Yeah, like when I get on my bike, my cardio, maybe I'm just grateful to be healthy again. But I feel I've never had more energy.

Wow. I'm just, you know, I don't know what it is. Do you think that you, well, you don't have to worry about it anymore. Yeah, I know. But, well, you'll get the corona fair bros out there being like you can get it twice which isn't true that's a rumor starting south yeah but oh you can't get it twice no you was talking all that shit about it too i saw you bro about coven yeah i know he got it i was like hey it's how it goes man hey chapelle here's

thing i got it and guess what i, dude. And that was my message. Like, you got to keep living your life, and if you get it, you're going to get it. 97% of people experience what I experienced. Greg Louganis said that same thing, I think. But he had AIDS. No, it's a different animal. Okay, a little different. Dude, this shit is long AIDS, bro.

That's what people are calling it. But I will tell you this. Like, everyone's different. So, you know, what I didn't realize is by me going on tour and if i were to get it i thought i'd be fine in which i was but then then my my my freaking mother-in-law and father-in-law can't come around so then they don't see the kids and then i'll be quarantined for two weeks and i can't go in studio i don't see you guys i don't see brian up you know i can't do my show so like it wasn't worth it man yeah yeah it's like if everyone just wears their mask we'll get back to business yeah so just wear your fucking mask you know i'm saying damn you look

like a crip right now you better calm down no that's the wrong one that's the wrong man that's university of arkansas dude oh you're right i think that's alpha pipe omega yeah and see and theo thought that corona messed with messed with my physical abilities, came here and tried to take me down. He did. Meet me at 300, son. I can't get up to 300. That's twice my body weight.

Yeah, that's a lot. Well, then this ain't for you, Doug. If I put Chappelle on my back, I'll beat you. Yeah. Chappelle, I heard you're making some progress with your barbecue finally. Yeah, I'm coming along. Oh, what's going on, Doug? It's coming along.

Are you really? Yeah. I'm really trying it out. You're really trying to make the Smokin' Lacey's barbecue? Oh, there we are right there. Let's review this going on, Doug? It's coming along. Are you really? Yeah. I'm really trying it out. You're really trying to make the Smokin' Lacey's barbecue? Oh, there we are right there. Let's review this. Hold on. I want to see this.

Oh, shit. Look at those cakes out the back of the deal there, Doug. And first of all, I'd like it to be known I don't have underpants on today. Oh, no. No. Look at this, bro. Look at a legit shot and drive. Legit shot and drive.

Look at that ground and pound. You leveled me out right here, dude. You left your neck open, though, dude. Yep. You left your neck drive. Look at that ground and pound. You leveled me out right here, dude. You left your neck open, though, dude. I did? Yep. You left your neck open. Look at your feet. Look at your feet like a cat. I couldn't bend them. Look at him just lay there.

Who finishes a fight like that? Bro, I leave it all on the floor, you idiot. You can't even make a barbecue sauce. With your sexy feet ass, dude. You can't even make a barbecue sauce. With your sexy feet ass, dude. You can't even make a barbecue sauce. I'll leave it all on the floor, and that guy surprised me anyway. You don't see the first few seconds of the video where he sneaks up from behind. But also, legit shot by Theo.

I was surprised he got in deep on a double leg. Oh, I'm going to come in better next time, dude. All right. I like the outfit, though, man. Oh, yeah. You got it. You next time. All right. I like the outfit, though, man. Oh, yeah. You got it. You're like that JCPenney ninja. Here was a problem.

I brought my knees in too quick right there. I should have stayed probably with a little bit more arch in my back. And switched to that single right there. Yeah, you got to run the pipe, dude. You got to chain wrestling, son. Damn. You're there, though, you know? Yeah, I'm going to get there.

Do you train? Huh? Yeah, I do some stuff around the house. But I'm planning on taking it to different places have you ever wrestled though have you ever wrestled anything nope damn what sports impressive play basketball and what else you play basketball yeah i don't know why that was i don't know i just can't picture you playing D with your cheeks out. Everyone's like, man, that's getting weird, man. He's always trying to play full-court press, dude.

He won't stop touching me. I feel like you fouled everybody. They called double dribble one time, and it was just that ass bouncing, dude. That's all it was. So that'd be a couple times. You know, I'd have to let the ref know up top, dude, that I got that bounce in the back. I got that J in the tray, baby.

I got that yonk in the ronk. You feel me? You said, I'll let the ref know up top. Dude, you looked like the human version of Rocky, the mascot for the Nuggets. Bring him up, Nick. You look spot on to him, dude. Rocky, the mascot for the Nuggets? Yeah, he was the highest paid mascot.

He was a little black dude and just nasty. Was he really? Yeah. Rocky, the mascot for the Nuggets. He said, has anything to do with the black culture? Do not ask Chappelle, dude. And this is a black guy? A little black dude.

Wow. And he was voted number one mascot in the NBA for years. Oh, he's a gangster. I don't know if he's still alive or not. He might have died doing like a backflip or something with a basketball. Imagine. One of my homies used to tumble for the damn Nuggets. Really?

Yeah, his name's Ozel. Is Ozel the same guy Brendan knows knows that's what i'm trying to think who's ozell ozell's one of my homies he's a badass no he's a lot my bad he's alive wait why would i know him because he was a nugget guy oh but he wasn't he wasn't uh fucking rocky ozell williams ozell williams homie yeah know your scott bro i should have named myself ozell oh god oh he might that might he might be see if he's rocky he's got his Ozil Williams rocky oh he he had gotten some shit what do you do beat a kid no he was stretching a cheerleader they said it was aggressive

Della two hands it with the strap. Oh, shit. No, he's giving her that deep tissue, it looks like. I guess just cheerleading is just doing its place. Yeah, he's right there. He's badass, bro.

That top video. Shout out to Ozil. He was the coach at East. East High School. He looks like Brandon Cook. He graduated from Colorado. Oh, damn. Well, that's CU Boulder right there.

Yeah. But it's easier to do that stuff when the air is thin, man. When the air is thin? Come to Louisiana and do that shit. That's fair. Let me see you do that shit in Florida, son. When the air is thick, bro. Yeah.

Let's see you do that in Boca Raton. Yeah, look at this shit. First of all, he's like this tall. Bro, that's not fair. You got to take the batteries out of your body before you do all of this shit. He's super short. I like him even more now he's a Colorado Buffalo, man. Yeah.

Damn, that motherfucker. That's where he cheered at. Lip flip. Bro, bring up Ryan's. Do you guys know that guy, Ryan Soros? Ryan Soros? Bring up his Instagram. Is that a dinosaur?

Damn, he can flip. Yeah. This dude is fleeting. It seems like his go-to, though, huh? Yeah, that's his thing. Ryan-saurus flex. Or rhinosaurus flex. I got it. My bad.

You talking about little Ryan on YouTube? Who that? Can't stand that kid. Who that boy? You can't? No. This guy right here? No, I don't know him.

I'm talking about Ryan, the kid from YouTube. Oh, little Ryan from Nickelodeon? Yeah, my son watches him. Ryan's Playhouse? Yeah, I'm like, dude, why are you watching him open other toys? First of all, why are you gangbanging on Nickelodeon bro chill out with that that i can't get over it you're trying every way to get us killed bro are you serious dude i just rolled up in here like that bro here's what i'm saying blm and y'all gunning down

you know what I'm saying? Damn. R.I.P., bro. This shit is getting hot, man. You're going to get us in trouble, bro. You're trying to kill us, bro. Look at Chin. Can't even come over here anymore. You know it's bad when Chinese people won't even come around you, dude.

Can we hear you, Chin? Chin, can you hear us us this is just an aquarium live this is $4.99 a month you get to watch unlimited chin unlimited chin he makes top ramen he naps for about six hours cat well we want to see that bottom ramen we want to see those we got that only fans camera right here dog dude we Dude, we could do it next episode, man. We could do it, man. I'll get out my big old talons, dude. I'm telling you, you've never seen a big toe like this, man.

And then you can get your cheeks. Chappelle, you get out them lemon shark toes you got. Them gargoyle feet. Gargoyle feet. Chappelle has beautiful feet. No way. Not from cheerleading, dude. Your shit's fucked up.

Bro, I take care of my shit. Hoofs, bro. Come on now. Cheerleaders have straight hoofs under there, bro. Yeah. You think my homie Ozel got hoops? Yeah. Oh, okay.

It's talons, dude. You guys are barefoot all the time. Y'all being wild. Y'all being kind of gay, bro. Yeah. That's assumed. You were telling us to put up Rhinosaurus or whatever his name was. Oh, yeah.

Who's Rhinosaurus? I'm trying to get Nick to bring him up. He was up. Oh, he is? We got him. We have silent Chin. Let it be known, though, Chin is basically cannot hear us. We can't hear him.

He can hear us. But he is here for the entire show. That's dedication, bro. Yeah, it is. Basically just watching nothing. He's in now. Cheering, talk. There we go.

Yeah, there we go. Let me see Ryan Soros, though. But it's okay, though. It's all right, Nick. I know. Nick's just over here scrambling. Nick growing out the beard and hair, man. Yeah.

Looking like a real Unabomber over there, dog. You look good, man. I'm Robin Williams when he came out of Jumanji. Rhinosaurus Flex, dude. Hit another one of his, man. He's wild, bro. Chappelle can do that. Not anymore, bro.

I don't look like that. He's trying to be in that Creed halftime show. Yeah, yeah. He's going to fit in there. Bro, what's this? Man, why are you following this young man, Theo? I don't watch this one. Okay, yeah. I don't know, dude. This dude this one's for girls Nick go to a different one

yeah go to one where he's like running through the field on the right there yeah let's try this he's just a lean dude who does backflips yeah he just does y'all gay I don't know what this is bro I think he's showing people how to do it look at that He just does a lot. Damn, y'all gay. Y'all gay. I don't know what this is, bro. Damn.

I think he's showing people how to do it. Look at that. Capoeira type shit. Yeah. He's got some wild. Yeah, he's got the wildness in him, man. Rhinosaurus flex. They call that tricking. Is it?

Yeah, it's called tricking. Oh, wow. Yeah. Is that like parkour a little bit? Not really. I've seen some parkour kids. But I've seen parkour kids little bit? Not really. I've seen some parkour kids. But I've seen parkour kids do that. Yeah, they do that, yeah.

But like parkour more involves like objects. Yeah, bouncing off walls and shit. Oh, that's called freestyle. That's freestyle parkour. Vernon looks like the name of State Puff Marshmallow Man. Pull up that State Puff today. Oh, because he does have that blue scarf. Yeah.

He does. Vernon looks like a fucking... First team all thick. This is thick as it gets right here, bro. My six-month-old son, I do look like him right now. Dude, my six-month-old...

Dude, my six-month-old son looks identical to that. Identical son. Stay puffed, bro. Stay puffy, son. Dude, you gotta paint your arms white, looks identical to that. Identical son. Stay puffy, son. Dude, you got to paint your arm with white, dude, and stay puffed, man. Hey, did you lose weight from COVID? Yeah. Wow. Oh, you didn't have it, bro.

No, I had it. I had it. From COVID and stress, dog. COVID stress. When you're not eating, it's weird. You lose weight. Oh. And look at Chin.

Where are you at, Chin? My apartment. You lose weight. Oh. And look at Chin. Where are you at, Chin? My apartment. Sure you are. I don't believe that. We know this is some kind of witness protection, dude. We also know that you were in that lake recently where they found that girl that passed away. Is that true? You know, I thought that was the lake I was at.

I thought it was, but it's not. Luckily. When I went there, it was a consumer. Were you near there, though, Chin? I think, yes. It's north of Los Angeles, right? Yeah. Is that where you were?

Yeah. No, so when I saw the actual... Oh, he's struggling. ...on the news, it looked like the lake I went to, but it wasn't. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Okay.

Have the police reached out for comment from you at all? No. Not yet. All right. Well, we'll see what happens. And what did you see while you were up there do you remember what you saw that day hey man i wasn't at that lake i know but just let you that but let's just say the lake you were at what'd you see that day there wasn't many people on the lake

which was good yeah also that lake is called lake pyru which is a blood uh term so yes it is and yeah and don't yeah aren't you part of like a Korean blood gang? Legit question. KBG. What lake was Chinat? Lake Piru. Kachuma. And she was in Piru? But they're connected, aren't they? By underground

ossifers? What is that? I don't know if that's a word. I don't know if it is either. Okay, they're kind of far away. Two hours. You can make that. If you're away for a weekend.

Yeah. Dude, that's easy. Oh, a murderer. That's nothing for a murderer. No, that's... All right, Chen. All right. You check out for now.

Defense rests. Oh, you can open that after dropping it like that? No, tap it. Tap it. Tap the top. What's tapping it do? Did you want a new one? Oh, no. I'm going to drink it. Nick ain't, tap it. Tap it. Tap the top. What's tapping it do? Did you find a new one? Oh, no.

I'm going to drink it. Nick ain't fucking around. I'm going to post the picture. He even got me those oatmeal cream pies, my favorite pies on the world. I had one yesterday. No joke. And I couldn't move my body. Look at that.

Really? Too much sugar in them. Yeah. I had one. And then you tried to take me down. I'm going to choke your face off. Bro, you only choked me because I gave up a lot of the options for you. I think that's fair.

And if I would have put on, if I would have gained the appropriate weight before, I would have had a much better chance. Dude, how was Maine? What were we doing out there? Protesting?

Fuck, man. Were we protesting you need more white people out there? It was fun. Maine has one black guy. They have a... Yeah, my friend Dorian. He was out there. I was just fishing with my buddies, man. Went fishing out there. Play has one black guy. They have a... Yeah, my friend Dorian.

I was just fishing with my buddies, man. Went fishing out there. Play this video right there, huh? Let's play that hitter. You got your shirt off, son? Hell yeah, dude. I like it, dog. Dude, flex him on that back.

Now, your back is smooth like Gumby, but flex on him, dog. It's harder to row this boat. Look at you. We're the hosies. but flex on them, Doug. It's hard to row this boat. Look at you. We're the hosettes. We're the hosettes. We're the hosettes. That's a good question, bro.

Now, did you catch anything? Finally caught a bass. Got time so we can catch some around here besides COVID. Yeah. There's that white meat, that bass meat right there. Oh, you caught that? I ate it, yeah. Oh, that's our boy.

That's Kevin. I didn't know you were with Kevin. Yeah, I love Kevin. You and Kevin went together? His girlfriend was up there, and she thought that he was going to propose. He's like, I got a surprise for you. And it was me. So buzz kill, man.

I love Kevin. Kevin's the one who did the whole Sam Adams commercial with all the boys. Yeah. It was cool, man. This is, bro, this is 530 in the morning there. That's 530 in the morning? It might even be 515, man. Well, you got to get those fish, man, before they get hip to what's going on. Really?

Look how bright it is. Dude, it was the same as 9 o'clock at night. It looked just like this. And this is Maine? Really? It was bright. Why do you look scared there, Theo? I was scared, man.

I'm going out on the freaking boat with a man. I don't know that man that well. You do know him. Dude, we just talked about somebody that died. Their kid threw him off a boat. It could be like the godfather. Take him out to the lake. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's it. His girl lives in Maine? Let's see that bass I caught. His girl lives in Maine? No. They just went up there. They drove up there to New Hampshire from wherever they were.

No, it's in the next group, I think. They drove up there from New York. Do you guys camp too? Oh, there's that bad bitch. Yeah, there we go right there. I caught that sucker, man. And look, man, that lake, I fished it for probably about 18 hours. That was the only one I caught.

And we had to clean it out too. But we had a crawfish inside of him. Two for one. Two for one, son. A turductin almost. Yeah, we put it back. How much is it killing Chin that he can't see any of this right now for one, son. Interducting almost. Yeah, we put it back. How much is it killing Chin that he can't see any of this right now? Oh, man.

Burning him, especially after Chin caught that little baby. I know, right? Yeah, he used that little cock ring. Yeah. He used that cock ring to catch it. How weird is it? Chin goes fishing every weekend. Theo went once in Maine and got a bigger fish.

What did you say, Chin? To have Dave. Theo went to an actual lake we don't have lakes here and in what north of los angeles this sucks he went to an actual lake hey man all right whatever whatever whatever helps you sleep at night brother whatever helps you sleep whatever helps you sleep with the fish at night brother all i'm saying is brendan gave you fucking covid bro okay and that's the part that needs to stop around here look at that i didn't realize i was cross-eyed even though you knew that nose looked like that though you knew that nose used to be a distraction i'm losing weight in my nose i'm off of sugar there you go a lot of it's sugar deposits Yeah, that's fair there. I am out there right there catching in bitches

Are you like somebody step down? Y'all lame, bro. Y'all lame, bro. Y'all lame, bro. Holy y'all, dude. Dude hung out in Eddie Bauer for two hours. Now you're out here on lakes and shit. Oh, it was wild. And there my buddy, dude.

That shit don't look wild. This man kept coming over with no shirt on, bro. That's the only thing about lakes, man. What are you doing? Don't try to sell me a gym membership. Hey, man. Look how big this lake is, dude. He's coming right by me. Like, damn, bro. Go lake is, dude. Right by me.

Like, damn, bro. Go somewhere else, man. Why don't you guys share a boat so you're fishing together, man? I don't know, man. It's a lonely freaking sport, dude. Whatever, man. Whatever. Everybody was so scared that I had COVID everywhere I went. The fighter in the COVID.

That's what they called it. The fighter in the COVID. No joke. Everybody was like, dude, you got COVID, bro? I'm not even joking. I go to a food place, somebody's like, whoa, what's up, bro? You got COVID, man. I was texting Theo, and he got tested, right? And I was asking him, was that last week or two weeks ago?

I was texting him every morning. I'm like, dude, you all right, man? What's going on? How you feeling? Everybody. Everybody texted me. Just checking on everybody. And I go, dude, did you get your test back? He goes, like, dude, you all right, man? What's going on? How are you feeling? Everybody. Everybody texts me. Just check on everybody. And I go, dude, did you get your test back?

He goes, yeah, dude. And I go, how are you feeling? He goes, not good. And I was like, oh, fuck. Theo got it. And he goes, dude, my nose is swollen. And I'm like, huh? And he goes, I got a mullet.

Things were not going well. He goes, and I got these cakes. I felt funny. My ass is swollen. You're like, what test did you take? I was like, what? My posture's kind of bad. This shit has got me, man.

Bro, that's a lot of people now. It's like, oh, I'm not ugly. This is just kayak. I got COVID. People are like, damn. Oh, no, it's just COVID, man. Yeah, man. It's COVID, bro.

We're not doing good. But that test up the nose is something else. Dude, I feel like it's a little aggressive, man. They touch your brain. Really? I said, don't take too many cells now. I'm hanging on by a thread now. Don't take too much.

Dude, how about I took two tests last week, you know, because I want two negative tests. So I take two. They lost both of them. Wow. They're like, oh, our lab misplaced it. Like, what the fuck? Yeah, I had to go right before I came here.

Posted my Instagram story. I had to go again. Get tested again? Yeah. So you might have it right now. No, I don't have it. No, I got it. You sound like somebody that has it.

This is my third test. Doesn't he though? This is my third test. No, no, no. No, no, I definitely don't. Somebody gave it third test. Doesn't he though? This is my third test. No, no, no. No, no. I definitely don't. Somebody gave it to Chan. Where'd you get it, Chan?

That little fish, dog. Let's hear it. Where'd you get it, Chan? Where did I get it? What do you mean? Where'd I get the test? Who'd you get it from? Who'd you get it from?

I mean, if we're going to do the math. It could have been Brian. Could have been me. Could have been one of the little fish little fishy fucking killed could have been his girl We ate that I'm usually food last week could have been could have been the Asian food that yeah Cuz I'm telling me that sausage with the gravy on it. I don't trust something had a little swan I did taste a little Swan and you do you have you ate that shoulder blade with the with the fucking The elbow in it yeah

shoulder blade with the with the fucking the elbow in it yeah what i don't know exactly tell the truth for once in your life boy how do i know how could i track it down tell the truth we're going to teach you a lesson boy yeah get them dog you tell them before we tell the officials dog yeah about you hanging around that lake we have insurance jen tell us how you got it who do you feel like gave it to if you ask your body where you got it yeah i know that this is why it's weird though this is this how contagious covet is i didn't touch chin brian didn't touch we're far he he's more than six he than six feet away from me during the podcast. So if he got it from me or Brian, that's how contagious it is. We weren't close to Chin.

I don't come and stood and hug Chin or wrestle with him like we do. He was far away. And I'm closer to Kat. I'm always close to Kat. And did Kat get it? No, look at her. Healthiest shit. I'm super close to Chin, too, during the podcast.

That's what's weird about this fucking virus, man. We don't know. And if you get it 95% of the time, you're okay. Yeah, how do you feel, chin? I feel pretty good. I mean, it felt like in the beginning it felt like a cold or a flu,

but then afterwards, I feel good. I could see that. How much can you bench press? I don't know. Put some weight on. Put 405 on, son. I'll do 408. Meet me at 405. 405, that's pretty easy. Thanks, dog.

Put 225 on. See if I don't beat all those fucking bitches at the combine. I'll do 408. 408? Dude, I just wear this now just because it's fucking fresh. Really? Hell yeah. Yeah, but you just can't go to certain areas.

Yeah, dude. You look like a snitch at a fucking picnic. I know, right? Yeah. areas yeah dude you look like a snitch at a fucking picnic i know right yeah damn dog you never invite me to fish dog i like to fish i grew up fishing man bro you had a disease i couldn't have you come with me i had to leave to get away from you man that's fair everybody and then people thought i killed my mom because i went and saw my family because i didn't know so then i got the test back and they were negative and then yeah and i feel fine i'll beat the shit out of this disease anyway bro this fake ass shit dude yeah

yeah this shit's killing a lot of fucking old people fucking punks bro i'll take this shit on dude bring it on i'll take double doses of it i'll do double covid triple covid triple covid yeah is that a thing yeah yeah it is we should start a fighting league it's just people with covid fighting oh that's a good idea you know oh all the all the ufc fighters that fall off the card they could put them on their own car who gives a fuck yeah dude poor poor nick i used his pick on my show on Below the Belt this week because Nick has some bomb-ass picks. Nick's picks, yeah, man.

We're calling it Nick's picks. We're going to give him a segment on the show where he chimes in every week with his picks. He did a pick. Homeboy freaking missed weight, so the fight's off. I had $1,400 on it. And it was his lock. It was?

Nick's lock fell off, huh? So you don't factor COVID into your picks, Nick? Well, part of it was that the fight wouldn't go the distance, so COVID could play a part in that, I guess. Oh, that's a good point. That's fair. But yeah, I'm at 61% ROI since I've started third-party tracking. Okay.

That's way better than your stock market. Damn, he said third-party tracking. That's a good point, man. What's ROI mean? Your return on investment. And that's what you need to learn, Lacey. That's way better than your stock market. Damn, he said third-party tracking. That's a good point, man. What's ROI mean? Your return on investment. And that's what you need to learn, Lacey. Because return on investment, if we're going to invest in your barbecue sauce,

we need to see an ROI. I'm bringing some next week. Are you going to? Because all I saw you doing all week was fucking playing guitar on your Instagram, dude. Me? Make a sauce, yeah. Yeah, make a sauce. Smoking Lacey's. Honey can't i can't sing lit

from time to time you can do whatever you want but if you're doing business you need to be seen i can't just he's playing all the small things no i'm not playing what you are though no i'm playing lit my own worst enemy it's called lit you know the song i don't know yes you do watch don't assume look here go go chase a ghostbuster, dude. Yeah, watch. Calm down, all right? Please tell me. Oh, this is creepy. Please tell me. You are.

Oh, my God. My car is in the front yard. And I'm sleeping with my clothes on. I need more energy. I came in through the window last night and you're gone. Damn. I could use a drummer or something. And wave at the crowd.

Riffs and ribs. That's what you should have then. Riffs and ribs. Riffs and ribs. Wow. You're welcome. Dude, how many ideas have we given this guy? You people pay me a lot of money to do these.

Listen, I've been working on it. You can't just come out with something like that. You know? You gotta cook. You gotta get in the kitchen. You gotta, you know? Yeah, we'll do one of those things. We can.

We can't do it all. Yeah. We can't do it all. I. We can't do it all. I know you can't do it. I can't do it. All right. I'm bringing something in next week. All right.

Better be fucking smoking hot. Good. It'll be good. And I got sweet teeth, so make sure there's some honey in there. Yep. I'm bringing something next week. Look at it. All right.

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Let's kick the show off, dog. Let's get into it. I'm glad we're here, though. I'm glad we're here, man. I'm glad to see all you guys. Are we recording this? I guess so. Dude, how about LA lockdown again?

I mean, if you're the comedy store, what do you do, man? How long can they go without money? I don't know. I forget I'm even a comedian, honestly. Five months or something of not doing comedy, March, April, May, June, money I don't know I forget I'm even a comedian honestly like you just you know five months or something of not doing comedy

March, April, May, June July yeah it's weird you know it is I mean you at least have gotten to go out

on the road yeah and infect most of the nation but I haven't had I haven't been able to do that

here's a guy right now here's a guy right now who had now before you went to your show what's up brennan what's up theo mckay harper and starley out in sin city great i got a thing you're singing for you beautiful group wait until marriage me and my wife we were virgins so we got married some people say heck no you have to test drive the car correct until if you like you gotta kick the tires say i've got the biggest penis she's ever seen can you ever see me gang big nuts oh i mean your daughter's right yeah but look i got the biggest dick you've

ever seen i'd be drowning the daughter's like what the hell is happening dad the kid knows it came out of a big penis man the kid's right there the kid came out of the penis yeah you're right she knows what dad's working on some of that stuff's always weird to me you know people are like uh you know if a parent showers with their little kid or something it's like the kid just came out of their body you know yeah i don't know who's weird if they shower with their kid i mean if the kid's 16 or 18 like it's a little strange but he's a toddler you you got to do your thing, man. Yeah. Does it ever work out for people?

I mean, it worked out for them, but you don't – I mean, personally, I wouldn't sign up for something if I didn't know. Like, would you buy a car just off the internet? But you haven't had sex, so how would you – you don't have any – it's you guys both going into the adventure at the same time. Yeah. I know, but it's like in Tostin, a UFC fight, and you've never fought before. Like, I guess I'll figure it out.

I just went freaking at least 30 strong seconds with you out there and I've never fought in the UFC. That's fair. My adoptive father was that way. He didn't have sex until. Until? And then what happened? You guys had a child? No, not with me.

It's my adoptive father. Oh, so he didn't have sex until marriage. Yeah. And then I'm assuming that first time it was just gushers. What? And then kids came. What? Like a year later.

That's not what this is about, man. A year after they got married. Wade didn't have sex until marriage. I'm going to sting it, man. I mean, I appreciate the discipline, but I don't know. That's so old school, though. But here's the thing I'm seeing, though, is the thing I'm taking out of this deal is if the woman's also doing it, then both of y'all are doing it.

Oh, you're like, if you decide both pick up tennis, you're both going to get good over time. Yeah, you're both going to get good over time. You're going to volley back a little bit. Yeah. So you know there's a thumb up your ass. Yeah. You'll also be the only person that knows. You're the only other player they know.

So it's like there's something kind of nice about it, I think. You don't have any question mark in your head of like, you know. And here's the other thing. You guys get to know each other at least. It's not all about, you know, nuts and butts. True that, man. You guys really get to know each other. These days people are banging and doing sex and everything.

Don't know each other's name. Yeah. These days, people are ejaculating on each other, won't even let them stay at their house for the night. Damn. That's crazy, bro. They want to give them a Diet Coke after that, you know? Yeah. People are like, well, I wouldn't even eat somebody's cooking and I'll bust out on them.

You know? That's crazy when you think about it. Don't say bust out. Yeah, right? That's a little aggressive. What? Bust out on them? Well, I mean, the? Yeah, I hear you.

You'll bust out on somebody. Chin is now asleep in the back of his place. Go back to Chin's place. You can see him sleep under that cover in the back. Obviously, he's not doing well. Look at him. He's got the fan on. He's way back under those covers.

There he is. So who's under the cover? Yeah, who's under the cover, Chen? Did they star in Glee? Oh. Do-do-do-do-do. Damn. Like six people from Glee died, right?

So far on that cast? Yeah, it's like crazy. That has to be a little bit like a taunting, right? Hey, pull up my adoptive folks. I showed them. Let's see them. Oh, those are them? Yeah.

It's a fine-looking family you got there. Let's see them. Oh, those are them? Yeah. It's a fine looking family you got there. Let's see these people. Yeah, send it to Nick. He just had it up. Look at that. Look at us. Let's see this group right here, huh? Yeah.

Beautiful family. Are those other three children or any of those children adopted also? No, they're all theirs. You show the one on the left looks adopted almost a little bit. I would say the one on the far right looks adopted. Really? No. She's just like her mom. It's just like her.

I mean, you kind of have the same smile as the mom, so the whole thing... Who I do? Yeah, it doesn't look out of place. I do have the same smile as her? Yeah. Bro, look at that fro. You still talk to him all the time? Yeah, all the time. And who's the little girl in the pink jacket? Has she been... How old are they now?

22, 20, and... Play the different strokes theme song. Let's see if we can hear that. It will help with the whole vibe. How old were you in that picture? That picture? We took that picture when I was, I think

17 or 18. Someone said I looked 30. That's so fucking rude. But also, you do look pretty old. My life is a man of me. different strokes it takes different strokes it takes different strokes through the world look jerry coleman is cute, you're riding in that caddy, Chappelle. Nice, dude.

Damn, he has a driver. No matter what you got, not a lot. So what? Yours and I have mine. And together we'll be fine. Because it takes the best drugs in the world. Living that high rise, son. Different drugs, dude. it's a little pervy

at the end bro that end scene yeah a little weird was it you got a little handsy there is that weird yeah a little handsy there

nah it's not see that's all love that's all love that's all love but you you're close with him that's your family well I mean

yeah cause I mean I could I reconnected with my original dad yeah yeah the OG yeah the one that the OG he might say something to you with that wait is he a crip or blood Well, I mean, yeah, because I mean, I could I reconnected with my original dad. Yeah, yeah. The OG. Yeah, the one that the OG might he might he might say something to you with that. Wait, is he a crip or blood?

Huh? He's neither. Now he's recovered. Yeah, there you go. He had a kill to get out there, didn't he? Oh, he went through some shit. You got to kill to get out. He's like an OG.

I'll kill you right now. You tried to kill me the past two weeks. I got the funniest. Was it successful? I'll say I'm the worst killer of all time because everybody here is fine. Yeah, dude. That's your next... I'm a bad killer. The worst killer of all time.

Bad killer. You gotta see how OG he is. He's like... Wait, but when your dad ran with those type of folks, was he wearing blue or red? I've never seen him in red. So he was wearing blue. You don't think you would be proud I'm wearing blue? I've never seen him in red. So he was wearing blue. You don't think you would be proud I'm wearing blue? I mean...

You're in blue too, dog. I got this. Shout out Scotland. Shout out Ireland. Shout out gypsies, dude. Big Joe Joyce versus everybody, dog. I think I just sent it to Nick. You gotta see. He's like... Can you text it? The airdrop went to the other computer.

Different folks. Different strokes. He's like, like, he's like... Can you text it? The airdrop went to the other computer. Different folks, different strokes. He's like, OG, OG. Maybe we should get him in the culture corner. I mean, he might say some shit. Really? Did you get it, Nick? Yeah. Beat your dad to death.

Yeah. What? Well, you'll see. I'd watch your dad fight Brendan. Damn. I think I'd have my hands full. That's my dad dad he's an OG that was when he

I think that's when he like first got in that's a clear picture too so that's good no joke this looks like a baseball card from 1908 that could be anybody

was your dad Jackie Robinson I can't see you dude is that CeeLo Green that could be fucking, dude. Was your dad Jackie Robinson? I can't see, dude. Is that CeeLo Green? That could be fucking... CeeLo Green? That could be anybody, dude. That's my daddy.

Have you met him, or did someone just give you the picture and be like, that's him? That's my daddy. I know it. He could be anybody, man. That could be my daddy. Is that Notorious B.I.G.? I don't know, dude. Yeah, that does look like Notorious B.I.G. That's Biggie, dude. Yeah, that does look like Notorious B.I.G.

That's Biggie, maybe. That's him. That's Big Papa. That's years ago, Marshall Pope. Marshall Pope, years ago. Dude. Is that Dana Stubblefield? I have no idea, dude.

I think that's Chris Dolman, R.I.P., bro. Let's get into this episode, man. Do we answer that dude's question? Yeah, what did he ask? Oh, you know, I get why they do it. I say sting it, but I get why they do it. There's some advantages, because then your relationship's not based all on physical shit, you know?

It seemed to work out. They got a beautiful family now. Yeah, they got the kid right there. They got the lady. They got a kitchen. He has a big dick. Yeah, that guy's excited about his dick. Years ago. See, that kid years ago. No, that guy's excited about his dick. Years ago.

See, that kid years ago. No, that's not him. That's my dad. That's not him. It could be. Now, that angle of years ago, go to the other years ago picture. Go right down. No, back where you were.

This one? God, that's the... Show back where you were, if you don't mind, Nick. That was the funniest clip I've ever seen in my life. Oh, yeah, still hands down one of the funniest. We were right here. Okay, now go down. Look on the large picture.

Go under the large picture right there. No, right there. That one? That was the hardest I've ever laughed. Now let's see this. Now this is getting a little closer. Yeah, pretty similar. So is Marshall Pope my dad?

Oh, dude. Years ago. Yeah. We've got to figure this out. Bro, he could be all of our dad dude years ago he might go you never know what marshall brennan's a crip dude anything could happen man uh i think i i say man i think it's probably a nice idea it's i'm too i can't do it anymore already had sex when i was young and when i was older. Damn. So I'm out.

The discipline. How old were you? I don't know. I feel like you were one of those kids who did it young. Yeah. I feel like you were one of those kids that got molested by the babysitter. Bro, that was every kid, dude. Not me, bro.

Really? No. My babysitter wanted nothing to do with me. Dude, first of all, there's no way you can look like you look right now, dressed in that, and say I didn't get molested by the babysitter. Didn't, dude. Seems very unbelievable. Hey, what's this young Will Sasso want from us? You see, Will has a new show.

Yeah, dude. Straight up show. Fellow thick boy Jacob. Yeah, dude. Straight up show. Fellow thick boy Jacob. Oh, wow. From the great state of Utah. Oh, Shay. The healthiest of all lakes. Hell yeah, Doug.

Got a King of the Sand for you. My birthday's coming up in a couple of days. Happy birthday. Made me and my wife reflect on some folks in our life that are grown-ass adults that are strangely obsessed with their own birthdays. They want everyone to know it's a whole social media post every single day

leading up to the birthday. King of the singing. Grown-ass adults that are weirdly obsessed with their own birthdays. Bang, bang. Not in my butt. He said shout out to the Black Henry Rollins. I appreciate that.

I love this dude. Shout out to the Thick Boy Nation over there, man. Thick Boy Bike Club, dog. Yeah, what's up, Jacob, man? I think, yeah, some people are strangely obsessed with their birthdays. I find that to be, I wonder if there's certain types of people that are, though, or not. Yeah, it is weird. It's annoying to me.

I feel like after 21, no one gives a fuck about your birthday, dude. I forgot my brother's birthday last week. Well, I've been so stressed out with things, I forgot his birthday. I was like, what? Because, you know, we text nonstop throughout the day with business stuff. I'm like, damn, why isn't this fool

getting back to me? I'm like, what's wrong with you? And then I go, what are you doing? He goes, dad just stopped by to drop off my birthday present.

I'm like, wow. Shit. Did you get him anything? No, I did. I did. Came late, but I got him something.

What'd you get him? I got him some, these dunks. Well, now he knows. I got him these Oakland A dunks that just? I got him some, these dunks. Well, now he knows. I got him these Oakland A dunks that just dropped.

Oh, those are nice, man. Nice little hair. Brotherly love, man. There you guys are right there.

That's us at Yuck Yucks in Calgary eating Chinese food next door. It's our favorite Chinese food. Hey, man,

bro. One of you guys up there, that's a year or two ago, huh? Yeah, probably. Oh,

this is when you saw Bret the Hitman hard, huh? Yep. Oh, this is when you saw Bret the Hitman hard Yep This is when you saw Bret the Hitman hard He came in all sweats and shit And then stared through My brother's soul

This is when you saw Bret the Hitman hard Yeah There's fat Will Sasso Right here I said Why you doing like that man He's thick he's thick he's with the f word dog he's kind of fat too we'll stick that yeah you biggest cash you've ever seen hey take my

daddy off the screen dude that's what you should grill up will's calves dude that's one of your first meats that you have will's will's brisket calves yeah well he's got big calves oh yeah the biggest you've ever seen in your life. Free. You've never seen bigger legs than Will Sasso's calves. Really? Oh, dude, they're- Caffrica.

They call them Caffrica. Caffrica. They're huge, dude. If you put your ear up to them- Cactanic. There he is. Put your ear up to you, you can hear people starving in them, dude. That's his calf?

That's his calf? Yeah, people yelling out. Oh, my God. Look, it's the size of Brian's head, and also Brian had hair there. And Brian's putting his ear up to it. Ironically. His calves are huge. Oh, my God.

I didn't know he had that. Did Brian have COVID right there? No, I don't think so. Will Sasson's a legend. I'm a little salty because we invited him back on the podcast, and he didn't come on. He won't leave his house during COVID. He won't?

It was around Christmas, though. He was busy, though. He's got a show coming up. Oh, I got nothing then. That's true. I didn't? It was around Christmas, though. He was busy, though. He's got a show coming up. Oh, I got nothing then. That's true. I didn't know they had a show coming up. Oh, sorry. He has a show he's doing on ABC.

He couldn't do your podcast. Trust me. Yeah. It's crazy. I know. Break my heart, dude. No viewers on the pod. That's what would have got him.

What is the show? Let's do a shout out for the show. I don't know what to bring it up, Nick, but it's him. It looks really cool. It looks kind of like Kings of Queen. Remember that? Oh, yeah. It was like Kings of Queen.

And listen, Will, when you talk about talent, out of our group of friends, Will's right there. Will's talented as a motherfucker, dude. United we fall, so we got to go watch that. Yeah, go watch it. Yeah, I'm going to put it on the VR. Well, Will's one of the funniest people in the world. Too funny, man. Dude, he's so funny,, I'm going to put it on the VR. Well, Will's one of the funniest people in the world. Too funny, man. Dude, he's so funny, man.

He worked so hard to get this opportunity. I'd like a role on the show. Well, it's already been shot, but yeah. Oh, never mind. Maybe season two, Chappelle. Okay. Okay, so what'd that guy ask? We got him.

You want to move on to the birthday? Oh, we got him. Yeah, I get it. Oh, shit, look at this. Okay. Look at George Jung over here. That's a reference from Blow. Actually, we're going to play Look at George Jung over here. That's a reference from Blow. Actually, we're going to play that guy last.

From Blow? That's George Jung from Blow. I almost watched Blow the other day. Oh, dude, that's a fantastic movie. I cried at the very end when he's telling his dad. Don't tell me. Oh, okay. You've never seen it?

Yes, I have. Oh. I watched She's All That. Oh, I've been watching that show alone. She's All That is a... She's all that. She's All That. It's a she's all that. She's all that. You know that? No, that's All That that you're singing.

I just talked to she out there. She's All That is Amanda Bynes. No. Mandy Moore. Freddie Prinze Jr. and gosh. Michelle Gellar? Yeah. No.

What's her name? Oh, Mandy. Gosh, it's going to kill me. Beyonce. R.I.P., man. No. What's her name? Oh, Mandy. Gosh, it's going to kill me. Beyonce. R.I.P., man. No, it's not Beyonce. Don't do that to the B-Queen. Oh, my bad.

Now, this show is great. Here's a show. Oh, this show is dope. If you haven't seen a show, dude, this is the show to get hooked on. There's so many seasons of it. You can start with season six. It's on Netflix. It's a little slow, but it's good.

I'll tell you right now, who would last longest in here? Not me. I tell you, I would not do well on that show. All by myself, they have nothing but like a fork. I just, I would not accelerate in that show. I would not do well in that. Kat, what do you think? Probably Chin.

Well, he can't catch fish. I think Chin would survive if he could kill other people but without around nobody it's shows called alone yeah you're alone damn unless you sneak somebody in but it's a b there's cameras everywhere secretly nick would be the one to beat all of us out of he is from wisconsin right i i feel like I can handle the elements. I don't get sick. I don't know. I heal like Wolverine. Oh, damn.

All right. And that beard kind of sells me on it, too. Yeah. He would look the part when he got out there. Yeah. But you have been fishing with your shirt off recently. Yeah. So I'm telling you I wouldn't do good.

What else you got, Nick? Cat's Music, original song. We haven't done it for a couple weeks. This is American Idol. Damn, I'm sad. Brendan makes up. I'm having the football team. Then.

It's the king And sting Shout out to the culture corner How would you just step down Through his head Cause it's a late box accessory Man, this girl's hot. I mean, and talented.

Wow. Dude. Oh, my gosh. Wow, that was fantastic. I know, I love that lady. That was great. Shouts out. That made my day. That was great. Shouts out. That made my day.

That was great. That last picture. Damn. Who is that? I gotta find her name. That was fucking great. Do you look like he hisses in street fights? Bruh, I pictured it in my head.

Yeah, that's what you're supposed to do. Oh, okay. And also an under. Oh, okay. And also an underrated tactic, too. That would scare the shit out of me. Like, is he fucking hissing? What the fuck? Oh, fuck, that video was great.

Looks like he slaps his own ass on the baseball team. Yeah! that video was great man that girl's amazing that was fantastic. Yeah, let me get her name really quick. Oh, man. Damn. So funny. Shout out the culture corner. She's like Jewel. She reminded me of Jewel a little bit. Yeah, her voice is pleasant. Dude, I remember Jewel, bro. She's got dope ass songs.

When Jewel came out, man, I remember. She had them danglers out the front bro oh what do you mean oh she's talking about her teeth no no no her teeth were kind of made her more attractive i thought the flaws in her teeth were cool she didn't get them fixed for yes she won't get them because uh some with the singing i think she was oh really she's worried about dude and then danglers what do you mean i'm talking about them tits. Oh, she is? Oh, at the front, and then the messed up teeth and the beautiful voice. How would you even know that? This is like the guitars of Korn.

They didn't even have pictures of people's tits back then. Who was it, Nick? Do we know? Yeah, that was Faustina, co-written by Aaron from Brooklyn, New York. Oh, shout out to Brooklyn. Faustina. Brooklyn. Wow.

Was this guy on Alone, or what's going on here? Jewel was it, man. Oof, Jewels. And here we go, the bad guy from Hook right here. Oh. Look at this guitar. Yeah. Wow. Running in the kitchen, granny's cookie jar Me and Theo honky-tonking on grandpa's guitar Chappelle on a skateboard, he was doing backflips

Yeah, Nick was loading up them video clips When I get to feel a little down and out Lonely, I don't cry, lonely, I don't pout I just holler, gang, gang, buzz, buzz Lonely, don't you hear me on the countryside. I'll give cat my ring. Brandon got stung. Theo is the rat

king. I love cat till the day I die Till then the king and sting Keep me satisfied Till then the king and sting Keep me satisfied I think I'm gonna watch A little king in the sting

Brandon got stung Theo is the rat king I love cat Damn, Ching, you can sing, boy I think I'm gonna watch Me some king in the sting I love cats. Damn chick, you can sing, boy. I love cats. I think you're going to watch me sing King and the Sting. Man, I got to watch that King and the Sting. Why don't you tune in to King and the Sting?

That should be our theme song. Bruh. Dude, that's a theme song. I love that song. That was good. I'm here in Indonesia. Oh, shit. Got stuck here on the quarantine.

We're having a ball out here. My name's Earl. Just say I love the show. What a cool dude. You know, gang, gang, buzz, buzz, guys. Have a good one. Wow, dude. He literally looks like what? He's much handsomer when he picks the camera up, too, huh? It, guys. Have a good one. Wow. He literally looks like what?

He's much handsomer when he picks the camera up, too, huh? It's tough. It's the angle. Yeah. That bottom angle, yeah. I was like, I had no idea he was such a beautiful young man. Dude, he literally looks like one of the guitars from Korn. Yeah, he does.

Or Kyle Nwuchek. Like Brian Welch, you mean? Brian Welch, yeah. He looks just like him from Korn. Minus the heroin and healthier. Yeah. A little happier, I think. Wow, I mean, I could listen to that song all goddamn day. I know, yeah. That like him from 4. Minus the heroin and healthier. Yeah. A little happier, I think. Wow, I mean, I could listen to that song all goddamn day.

I know, yeah, that was a good song. It's definitely, obviously, a proposal to Cat, basically, was the underlying tone. I got it. Nick, what do you think? He shot his shot from Indonesia. This guy's great. I love both these songs,

but I think the third one that we got might be the best. There's a better one than these two? Yeah. I can't even imagine. I don't. I've been holding my penis for both the two songs. You've got to let it go now or I'll keep holding it. Keep holding it.

All right. Get tighter. Okay. This might be the same guy with the different haircut. Yeah. I don't know. At least Theo's hairstyle is consistent Look like Danny Boone from a distance Wouldn't want to scare you Cause your hair just might jump off Nick, Brendan, will you share your energy train?

You should change your name From Streaks to Kink and the Sound I know you're used to You should change your name from Streaks to Kink and the City. I know you're used to fighting in the rain. Are you the king? Are you the state? I don't know. Wow, dude.

Jesus Christ! She and that horse in and out of the truck Takes Bernadette County To the media The real deal is actually Concerning Hawaii We come here with The correction square Wrapping all that In the air We're all Running down the road In the dead Touching each other I don't know how to get real, but it's... Iggy, Iggy, Iggy, Iggy.

I'm not in the past. Touching each other's knees. King like me. State like me. Love me. Actuality. Big head, baby. King in the state. Wow.

Wow. Jesus, man. Boy, this. Wow. We can stay Boy, this... Wow. Those music videos make me feel like we're doing something right. God damn, those are good. Yeah, those are good. And what we'd love to do is we'd love to put together...

We're going to put a thing onto the new website, which is KatsPod, K-A-T-S-P-O-D. You can go there now. We're going to put a page on there where you can get an album that has all the songs. Oh, wow. And the proceeds will go to the people that, the creators. Nick, we can do that? Yeah, we can make that happen.

That's awesome. Yeah, man, that's awesome, man. Those are so good. And that was Mr. Phil Brick. Mr. Phil Brick. Wow. They're all so good. They're so good. All three of them were so good. And that was Mr. Phil Brick. Mr. Phil Brick. Wow. Mr. Phil Brick. They're all so good.

They're so good. All three of them were so good. Sorry, Matt Phil Brick, my bad. Thanks, Matt. Yeah, it makes me feel almost just a shame that anybody would do something that nice for us. Me too. Pretty cool. Yeah, it feels like we're doing something right. Well, that's not it.

That's not it. Just meaning at least some people are watching. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, no, it's nice. And they're giving back to us, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So talented. Those are so good.

Very talented. Those made me happy. Yeah, dude. Those are good, man. Is that Theo on the left in that outfit, top left? You're talking about the black guy? Yeah, no. No, that's Britt.

The top, top left. Go back, zoom out. No, no, no. Oh, I see. In the white? Oh. Yeah. What is that? That's a girl that that's a girl that's a girl

that looks like just cute i saw what you saw when it was it does though a little bit there is i got a somebody sent me a link on instagram of an indian guy who looks like me and i misplaced the link oh they have to if you sent if you were the person who sent me that and you hear this please send it again it blew my mind it was it was an indian man indian like from india yes and it looked giant i thought it was me dude i literally felt inside of me like it was me and i was living some roles same here just same everything oh my face and body and everything. Oh, wow. Were they sending you a DM? Yeah. And was he a dark Indian? He was an Indian from India, not like a Native American.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was semi-dark. And like that dark complexion? Yeah, semi-sweet kind of whatever they call it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Caramel. Caramel, yeah, or something, or milk chocolate. Yeah.

Wow. What else you got, Nick? We got an all FedEx debate club. All FedEx driver debate club. Oh, yeah, dude. I love these guys, man. Me too. I love FedEx.

What's up, guys? It's Renzo here from Iowa. Can't respond to my DM. Just listening to the last episode of Dio Gang Gang. Gang, bro. Brendan. Fuck Brown.

Oh, he doesn't like UPS. My brother and I were in Denver and we walk into a Denny's. And I got this chain on and this beanie. You don't do that. And this guy sitting in the Denny's stops me. He's like, hey, man, I don't know if anyone ever told you, but you look like Rob Gronkowski. I was like, oh, thanks, man. And we walk away, and my brother goes, hey, man,

I think you meant Aaron Hernandez, and we just lost it. So I don't know if you're going to call it a debate club, whatever, but who do I look like? Neither one of them. I've gotten Dave Bautista as well. Oh, no. Papa. Papa.

Papa. I know you watch none of those men. You don't look like none of those men. What? Who is the quarterback? He looks like a quarterback. Matt Hasselbeck? Nope.

He played for the Niners a while ago. Jeff Garcia? No, he wishes. Oh. I know who you're talking about. He looks like this quarterback. He played at Washington? He wasn't very good.

Blaine Gabbert? No. Jimmy Garoppolo? No, he wishes he looks like Jimmy. Who was the quarterback that played at University of Washington? Tui Asasopo? Nope. No, he wasn't very good. I can't believe I got all those letters in there.

Dude, I couldn't do that. Tui Asasopo got so good i'd take my own life if that was my name i'd buy a vowel man let's go oh let me see he was what about colin kaepernick old throws the parks what about him scroll up it might have been Sean Hill. This is just a goose chase. I know this isn't going to end anywhere. Nope, not him. That's Shane Hill. Yeah.

That's Sean Hill, Brendan. I know, right? He's Shane. No, the guy he brought up was Sean Hill. It was? Yeah. Trent Dilfer? No, he doesn't look like Trent Dilfer.

None of these are going to be it. Tim Rattay? Nope. Tim Rattay out of Louisiana Tech, dude. Oh, he might have played for Buffalo, too. There we go. Not J.P. Lozman, but he might have played for Buffalo, too. It's going to go down a weird rabbit hole.

It'll hit me about two days. Give me two days. Give me two days. But excuse me, sir. You don't look like Aaron Hernandez. You don't look like, you sure as fuck don't look like Gronkowski. Who else did he say? He could look like a little, like mini Gronk. Oh, Dave Bautista, he said. Bautista I could see a little.

Actually a little Bautista. He looks like none of these people. He looks closer to Oprah than any of them. I mean, it's nothing. Meaning he doesn't look close to any of them. Brendan. Not even close. He said he looks like him.

People telling me he looks like Rob Gronkowski. No, he was walking down Lerner Street in Denver. People are hammered down there, dude. Okay. Look at that. That's a Dave Bautista. Oh, no, that is a Dave Bautista, Brendan. He looks a little bit like Dave Bautista.

He looks like Rave Bautista. He looks like somebody that's definitely Bautista. He looks like Rave Bautista. He looks like somebody that's definitely been partying late at night, but still in the club, man. And maybe when he takes his shirt off, he's just jacked under that FedEx uniform. Yeah, maybe. You know what he does? All right, I'll give you Dave Bautista. Brendan thought FedEx was a place to get something to eat. God, I wish I knew.

Brent is the only one who will go up to the side of a FedEx and order a fucking sandwich. He's a food truck? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Brent is a... You have Diet Coke here? What? They actually do sell candy at FedEx.

Oh, dude, it's obviously Dave Bautista. This is a different FedEx driver. Okay. Who also kind of looks like Dave Bautista. This is a different FedEx driver. Okay. Who also kind of looks like Dave Bautista. Okay. Dave Bautista's going to be pissed if he sees this. Dave Bautista ain't watching this, dude. You'd be surprised.

That's a good point. We'll close it out. This is the last debate club. Okay, guys. Who's he think he looks like? Oh, I know who that bird man that played for Charlotte. What's his name? Chris Anderson.

Chris Anderson. Chris Anderson? You want me to bring him up does it no he doesn't look like chris anderson does the guy think he looks like fucking well let him say what he wants to say first i think people tell me i look like lamar jackson all the time okay guys would you rather live through the Hurricane Katrina again or live through the

earthquakes that hit the Bay Area in the late 80s early 90s during the World Series gang gang buzz buzz and

I'm a member of the Joey Diaz church too so go fuck your mother cocksuckers I love it man you gotta throw that in there I'll tell you right now I'd rather live through both of those than this fucking

pandemic we're in right now I'll take any of those over this pandemic he definitely looks like Chris Anderson a little bit didn't that guy play for Denver too? he played everywhere I and what is he saying? He definitely looks like Chris Anderson a little bit. Didn't that guy play for Denver, too? Yeah, he did. He played everywhere. Good call.

And what is he saying? Does he look like he was in the earthquake? No, he didn't look like it. He was saying, would you rather get trapped in an earthquake or trapped under the levees in New Orleans? Specifically being the 1960s. What would you rather live through, the earthquake? The earthquake. The earthquake's the one-time hitter.

It's going to do some fucking damage, but at least you can go about your business if you don't get trapped under a goddamn building. That's a wild one. The hurricanes, like think about the hurricanes, like the levee in New Orleans. It destroyed the city. The earthquakes, don't get me wrong, it fucked stuff up in San Francisco, especially on the bridges, but for the most part, everyone was okay. How many people died in that earthquake, Nick? Again, I'd rather take both of those than this fucking pandemic

one. Did you know Malik and his family moved here because of Hurricane Katrina? Yeah. Did they really? He's from New Orleans? Mm-hmm. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah, his family, yeah, they had to move here when Katrina went down. That's right. Wow. Mm-hmm. 3,000 people. That's a lot of people.

That's how many people died on September 11th. Is it? Yeah, 3,000. 1,800 and Katrina. That's interesting because you almost would have thought, I would have thought that Katrina was more. Me too. You know why? Because it's recent and you're from New Orleans.

That's a good point. So it's probably really bad in your eyes. What do you guys think? What would you rather? Have you been in an earthquake? Right? Being here, you've been in earthquakes. Small ones because I'm from the Bay Area. I mean, I'd take earthquakes

just because I'm more accustomed to it. That's an Asian stereotype, I will say. A lot of people think that you guys have been in an earthquake. Really? I haven't heard that story before. I didn't realize that until just now. I just realized it. I was like, oh, wow. Right when he said that, I immediately was like, yeah, Kat's been in an earthquake, dude. I get tsunamis, earthquakes.

Yeah, it's crazy. There's something I think about. Viruses. Maybe also people that are more from a Filipino. I guess in my head, I would think those people. You think earthquakes. I think tsunamis. Or tsunamis, something like that.

I feel like you guys are way more likely to have been through a natural disaster. I didn't realize that that is. You think earthquakes, I think tsunamis. Or tsunamis, something like that. I feel like you guys are way more likely to have been through a natural disaster. I didn't realize that that is a stereotype. Earthquakes cause tsunamis. They do. Okay. All right, Mr. Know-it-all. No, I'm talking about, okay.

I'm saying we're all- Someone went to earth science in eighth grade. Same team. Okay, Nick. Oh, clove holder. Clove holder. Okay, Mr. Discovery Channel. Jen, have you been in a natural disaster?

A natural disaster? Yeah. An earthquake? Yeah. Earthquake, tsunami, lightning, whorehouse. I've been in a bunch of natural disasters on the water, on icy roads, and I've also been in a natural disaster here because I'm like high up in a building. All right,

don't brag. At the last earthquake, it felt like it was about to topple over. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, because you know

all the buildings in LA is the tall sky rides are on rollers so they sway with the earthquake. Really? I used to have sky rides in Marina Del Rey.

Calm down. I know. Damn, y'all rich, bro. It would sway during the earthquake and they're built to sway. Shout out Sway too from MTV. Damn, y'all rich, bro. It was Sway during the earthquake. And they're built to sway. Shout out Sway, too, from MTV.

Yeah, shout out Sway. Kyle Sway. Yeah. Yeah. He's not on MTV anymore, but yeah. Oh, yeah. He's on Sirius, right? And he has his own show.

Yeah. You should go on there and freestyle. You think? Yeah, do the five figures of death. I can't even get you to freestyle on here with me. I tried. I can't freestyle. But neither can I.

I know. And that's why we shouldn't do it. Yeah. What do you think, Chappelle? I don't know. I tried a couple times. I can't freestyle. But neither can I. I know. And that's why we shouldn't do it. Yeah. What do you think, Chappelle? I don't know. I grew up in Arizona. Like, we don't have, like, much. Like, we have those...

Flash floods? No. The haboobs. It's like a massive dust storm. You want to touch what? That comes through. Oh, wow. A haboob?

You never seen them? We look at it, of course, Nick. The haboob. Dude, it's huge. It's like a huge dust storm. But you guys have heat waves where you can't leave the house. I go out there. What are they going to do to me?

When it's like 120? I've been out there, yeah. And you'll have Roadrunner. Don't you all have Roadrunners? They're tiny, though. They don't look like the cartoon. We're just in Phoenix together. Yeah, those things kill rattlesnakes.

They're built like Brian Cowell. They do? Yeah. You never seen a Roadrunner take down a rattlesnake? It catches it, bites it, and then it just starts slamming it to the ground. They do have that hip dexterity. So, yeah, we get a lot of these. Cloud cover?

Wow. That's like from the movie The Mummy. I've never seen it. The Mummy comes out and his face is in the sand. He gets the plane with Brendan Fraser. Shout out to Brendan. Yeah. He got so excited with Brendan Frazier. Shout out to Brendan. Yeah.

Brendan was obviously named after. Correct. But, yeah, that's what we get. Damn, that guy's driving right into it. What a psychopath. Some people don't give a fuck. That guy's going to kill his family, obviously. Just driving straight for it. Yeah, he's flying straight for it.

Yeah, you have to, like, if you're driving, you have to, like, because it comes over, like, pretty quickly. So you just pull over as it passes by? Yeah, he's got to pull over. So it doesn't seem too bad. Make me want to buy some Coke, bro. Yeah, that's what we do. I want to see that.

Yeah. That and then the 120. That makes me want to get some Coke and drive a fucking RX-7 right through that bitch. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. All right. Do that Paul Walker.

Hell yeah. Well. Look at it. But look at it. Look what happens when you're driving it. Watch that thing get that rattlesnake. Watch it. You're that Paul Walker. Hell yeah. Well. Look at it. But look at it. Look what happens when you're driving it. Watch that thing get that rattlesnake. Watch it. Yeah, they're small.

Ooh. Bro, it's insane. Watch me whip. Baby, watch me nay-nay. Yep. This thing. Yeah, they don't look like the cartoon, though, do they? No.

Yeah, they do. He's just going to bite that thing by the tail? Okay, he decided to pass. I think he found another one. That was a terrible video. I know. Nick, what was tail? Okay, he decided to pass. I think he found another one. That was a terrible video. I know, Nick. What was that? Oh, there. They get you.

They'll get a rattlesnake. Oh, that's a baby, dude. No, it'll go after bigger ones. This is Chin killing a rattlesnake. We have too many windows. Great video, Chin. This is Chin killing a baby rattlesnake? Y'all never been in a who-boob?

Nah, man I feel like there's a better video to watch, Nick I mean that first one, nothing No, look right there, that one Here we go, best Oh, look at this, intense I don't like birds what is this ufc 254 so look at yeah gadget that gets it oh there's cheetah vera right there and then boom look at it just boom bitch get you some that's the move i'm going to put on you, motherfucker. Do it, bitch. I will, son.

You built like a bird. I'll fucking eat you. I'll bite your arms off your fucking body. Dead. I'll bite one of your legs off you, idiot. Are they immune to the venom? I think they are. Some animals are.

Yeah, some animals are. That honey badger is. Yeah, that's true. Dog, y'all don't know shit, bro. Y'all don't know shit. Ask Nick if you want animal facts, bitch. I watch a lot of animal videos on the regular. Not like this. Yeah, that's true. Dog, y'all don't know shit, bro. Y'all don't know shit. Ask Nick if you want animal facts, bitch. Hey, I watch a lot of animal videos on the regular. I like that.

Yeah, dude. Where is some of that action at, dude? I watch a lot of big cats. Them big cats, bro. What about a big cat? They're crazy. Look, man. First of all, they're very strategic.

Just quit watching big cats and make the fucking sauce. I'm watching it while I'm making the sauce. I'm watching it while I'm making the sauce. I'm whipping it. I'm whipping it. Okay? Dude, that Big Cat brisket. Bro, I want to see some swan meat. I'll tell you.

I'll bring you something next week. Dude, next episode. I need to see some brisket. I need to see your feet. That's why I'm brisketting on my feet. One or the other, son. It's one or the other, son. One or the other. I'm sick of this shit

Get them toes out or get that brisket out That toe sauce Cat's toe sauce Toe sauce? Yeah Toe licking good Yeah it's toe licking good And he put it on a barbecue

Damn bro What's your tongue in your mouth? I'm thinking that honey sauce. You got that face rattler hanging out. Yeah, my bad. You're talking about cat feet. You look over and I was like this. Oh, no.

You nasty, bro. Yeah, dog. Y'all nasty. We got that OnlyFans video right here, dog. We can do whatever we want. We're going to come up with something. Now, we might have a live stream coming up. Nick, what's up with that?

We're working on it. Not ready to announce it, but yeah, we might have a way with it. You know what I was actually thinking? I think it would be funny if we literally put King and the Sting on OnlyFans. Right. That's not a bad idea. That'd be good. Instead of Patreon, YouTube, subscription, we're OnlyFans.

But what if it's on... Do they have limitations on that, though? I don't think so. Girls are diddling themselves or whatever they do. Diddling? Diddling themselves? Diddling? What are you, a 47-year-old stepdad?

I don't think they're in the place of limitations. That's all I'm saying. He's trying to stay off of it. That's what we call it. I'm not a pay pig. Yeah, dude. A pay pig? So what does that mean?

We wouldn't be on YouTube? We would just be on OnlyFans? Yeah, I don't know. We got to talk. Yeah, we're just brainstorming right now. That's so funny. We could diddle on OnlyFans, apparently. Might be interesting.

It's not a bad idea. Yeah, I think this could all be after the show. We decided. He's just trying to come up with it right now. You didn't give out his address to him? What do you want to do, man? YouTube starts to unmonetize us and all of that, man. You know?

It gets dark on there. Yeah, we got to get away. No rules, only fans. Oh, that's our new slogan. No rules, only fans. Oh, that's our new slogan. No rules, only fans. Get your feet out. Get your feet out. We won't wear shoes.

Yeah, only fans. We don't wear shoes. Feet me at the mall, yeah. It's going brown, man. Feet me at the mall. It's going brown. Dude, shout out to all the musicians that sent in stuff yeah those were great those made my day man big ups to the culture corner thank you guys thank you good to see everybody man glad you will brendan chin get healthy and come back dude yeah get healthy

chin uh wherever you are probably in prison obviously he's on the down low after that girl went missing that's all right though you got that epstein cell obviously very nice don't worry chin we believe you yeah what's he watching in the background huh no oh probably just put something his attorney sent him i will say this we have the new meet Me at 240 shirts that are out though. Oh, did they drop? Yep. Oh.

Catspod.com. Yep. Catshop.com for the merch. You can get there either way, but Quicker's Catshop. Catshop or Catspod.

Yep. And if you want to know how to submit videos and stuff for the show, you can do all of that through Catspod. Is that right? We got a bunch of merch

on there. We just added the Meet Me at 240 shirts as well. Yep. Holla. We're still looking to got a bunch of merch on there. We just added the Meet Me at 240 shirts as well. Yeah. Holla. We're just looking at getting a Chef Pell shirt or something.

Smoking Lacey shirt. Chef Pell apron? A Chef Pell apron? With that foot sauce. Bro, talk about my feet again. Toe licking good, dog. Toe licking good. I'm talking about cats. Oh, you're talking about cats.

Yeah, you make the sauce. Your sauce, my feet. Oh, yeah. Oh, what's that combination. Your sauce, my feet. Oh, yeah. Oh, isn't that a combination? Okay, I saw that. Unity. Cat wants in on the biz, dog. Your sauce, my feet.

All right. Is that it? Mm-hmm. All right, love you guys. Be safe. Peace. Brennan and Theo, fighter in weight. I got to go in and go hard in the paint.

I do not think. I am in flow. Black rifle coffee, I'm ready to go. I need a sponsor. I am a monster. About to open up with this at my concerts. Flow is contagious. Brows are outrageous.

Thicker than girls that are Instagram famous. Damn, hungry like I'm fresh off keto. Seeing red like Andrew Santino. Every song I hit like the great Bambino. Brennan ate the queso and the quesoritos. Everything's going to be fine. Hate on me, I do not mind. Theo looking like the type of dude that got a pack of matches in his pockets at all times. We'll be right back. Outro Music