The Golden Hour - Episode 84: Psychic Special

Episode Date: August 28, 2020

Theo and Brendan get a Live Psychic Reading from Thomas Dale and talk Libraries, Famous Thick Girl Art, Nick's Library Bust, Library Crimes, Ultimate LARPing, Drinking Breast Milk, Gap Teeth, Cutting Boards, Rope Jumping and much more!Blue Nile - https://bluenile.com/ use code: KATSLiquid IV - https://liquidiv.com/ promo code: KATSBetterHelp - https://betterhelp.com/katsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As the Heyoka empath, I can unveil your truth and I can help you see the things that your human mind won't allow you to see. All right, Thomas Dale 5. People can check it out, man. Thanks for jumping on with us for a little bit today. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, we love you, man. We love you. Yeah, I miss you, man.

Thomas, would you do a one-on-one with me? I want to show them how positive my energy is. Listen, I'm all about working through difficult people. I don't... Back off my broccolini. Get your life together. It is. Don't touch me, bro. I'm not touching you, dude.

You ever had a conversation with a four-year-old? He's not. I used to work at a daycare. You did? Yeah, I worked at a daycare. I loved it. Yeah, I bet you'd be good at it. I was really good, yeah.

They loved me. I was getting good reviews and stuff. Yeah, they loved me. Risking out of you being on a podcast and working at a daycare. I don't work there no more. Okay. It was at Equinox. I'm just saying because one of those kids grows up.

Equinox daycare. That's those moms dropping kids off, trying to hit that gym, get the sweat on. That's a really good place to do it. All they love when I would redo them and stuff. The mom takes a little too long at the smoothie just to get another break for the kids.

They got two hours. I called them. It's been two hours. They got two hours. Because I called them. I'm like, hey. It's been two hours. Your mom used to drop us off at the, what is that place called? YMCA? Boys and Girls Club? YMCA, yeah.

But no, it was a different place. Like a. Your uncle's house? Nope. It was a. The park? No, it's smaller than that. It like a building it's a building uh a barn a bar a bar not a barn a bar not a bar uh no no liquor they have water fountain

they had two restrooms pf chang's nope damn fuck dude library library my mom would drop us off at the library for like seven hours and that was like our babysitter man was in there seven hours yeah and i started off i'd be like in the kids section reading the kids books or whatever you know mortimer gets a hat or whatever the different book is you know yeah sheldon you know catches a squirrel or whatever the different you know book of the week was and then they'd have different people come read books in there you know they'd have like damn i don't know maya angelou or like some handicapped guy or somebody come read a book and then there's always some people that little too comfortable and they bring their blanket and they'd have their book and they'd set up candles and shit like go home dog go fucking home i think that is their home yeah that was us bro my mom would send us with lunch pails to the library

so we would roll in there be like what is going on we'd be here all day yeah we came in like to the theme music of like hi ho hi ho it's off to work remember there'd be late fines? Late fees. Oh, yeah, for the books, huh? For the books. And, dude, I remember I started off in the kids' section, then I started getting a little older and people were smoking. They had a dude up there. He'd draw you a picture of some cooter or some titty or something for a couple bucks. You'd see him.

He's in the sci-fi section. He's always that creep in the sci-fi section. He's always that creep in the sci-fi section. A little too into it. Yeah, you're walking in the aisle. He's like Star Trek. Yeah, he just rolls up from behind a periodical. You've seen Alien with Three Tits? No.

No. I could draw it for you. I'll draw it for you, but I'll give you but i'll give you that trusty sketch you know this dude was trusty and sketchy so i'm not surprised that's what he was vending but yeah and then next thing and then you start looking at the pornography in there brother the um yeah this is old school where they had the dirty mags no no no no no they had this is at a time when they had art books. Famous art.

Look up famous art, Nick. Oh, it's like famous French art? Yeah. Like in Titanic? She's all, draw me, Jack. Yeah, yeah, like that. She's all butt naked. Famous art, yeah. Look at that.

Couple bitches right out the gate, man. All them white guys. That's Van Gogh, right? Starry Night. Oh, yeah. No, we need some more ladies in there. There's Andrew Santino right there. Yeah, there he is in the bottom there.

There he is. Look at Red Rocket himself. Dang. It's like Santino meet me at 145, though. Yeah. Looks like he's cutting weight there. Yeah, it looks like he just crossed the Atlantic on a desperate ship from his homeland. He definitely looks like he's got a bit of the

what is that called when you don't have enough vitamin C in your spine, Chen? What is that? Black plague. Is that what that is? Yeah, let's just call it the plague. Yeah, let's go with the bro science. Yeah, you're right though. Those paintings back in the day, there was a lot of white girls with tits.

Right, maybe thick girls near a stream 1600s girls near a stream they were always a little thick too huh they always had hips on them and then they'd always hide their bush a little bit with like a twig yeah maybe some bits a fig or a little bird oh Oh, there we go. Now we're talking, baby. Now we're talking. Them big bitches. Yeah. Ooh.

Okay. Cats in the wild. That's Brandon. Meet me at 370. God damn. Look at that poor cat, too. Both their cholesterol is at high as fuck, Doug. Look at that. And look, cat's right there dangling her feet right there, too. Both their cholesterol is at high as fuck, Doug. Look at that.

And look, cat's right there dangling her feet right there too, man. Look at the gut. Look at the gut on that little thot right there. And look at that guy pretending he's a gynecologist. Get out of Dodge, bucko.

Dang, man. Look at Donut Lisa right there. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Dang, bro. Meet me at four pounds. Three inches tall. Dang, who is that?

Dude, that was when art was art. You feel me? Yeah, man. That's a beautiful piece but dude i remember i'd go into the back of the library i'd get one of the books with the rubenesque ladies in it man and i would literally just sit there and just boner out oh just drool straight into the book yeah dude i drool half a quart right in that drooling boners dog just oh it was insane i remember oh yeah man i remember then your mom pick you up good day like sure was full of shame you know yeah hiding books i'd have to then yeah i'd be in there

masturbating and whatever and then hiding books and shit all in the library dude all of this going on people are trying to learn people are trying to do reports while you're jacking off you look like the other way to fold the pages and come back the next day in the library. Hey, libraries are universal, man. It's universal. Do whatever you want in there. Are libraries still popping, though? They still open those bitches up? It's the airport for words, man.

The library, yeah. If you're homeless or don't have internet. Yeah. I worked at a library for two years in high school. How was that? It was pretty awesome. I just did the periodicals. Did you know where everything was?

When people were like, where can I find the catch i find i could totally see you in the library sorry to interrupt you going did you check non-fiction uh i was pretty good at it and i bought a portable tv from best buy it was like 150 and it was like three inches so i could watch football in the back on sundays oh yeah and lose your money uh nope wasn't gambling then yet didn't really didn't have a bookie i I was 17. I don't know. I needed a guy. But there were a lot of people like Theo. Jacking off?

Yeah. And they would use the internet and they would jack off. There was one guy. He was a big Indian. Bunch of scoundrels, man. I'm pissed they don't have a picture, but Jay Greengrass. I busted this guy. You did?

I busted this guy. How'd you catch him in the act? This is really horrible. He's jacking off to Where's Waldo? There was a child next to him and he tapped her on the shoulder. Wait, hold on. Go on. This is another dark world of Wisconsin story. I love Nick's dark past.

But he was looking at stuff on the computer and and playing with himself and there was a child next to him and he tapped her on the shoulder and asked her to look at it oh no and what'd you do uh she's like ran and screamed and then like i told the libraries they called the cops and they took them away and you have a whistle or something do they give you what yeah what'd you get i just start waving my arms no but you can't be loud so you're like this. But you can't be loud. So you're like this. Oh, yeah. You can't be loud. He's waving your arm. Playing charades.

They're like, there's a fire. You're on fire. You're on fire. You're on fire. Your crotch is on fire. One word. One word. Need relief.

Look at his offense. Cause child to view or listen to sexual activity. Wow, Nick. Got him. Tight move, dog. Hey, good job, Nick. or listen to sexual activity. Wow, Nick. Got him. Tight move, dog. Hey, good job, Nick. Give it up for Nick. He's a narc.

Yeah, dog. Saving one kid at a time. So Nick was basically a narc before he... Did you walk up and go, I want to have a seat? I'm already sitting, dude. I'm already fucking sitting, jacking off. What are you talking about? First of all, I take offense to being compared to this guy.

I know, right? Yeah, but it's not nice. He was just hanging out in the airport. He goes, unfortunately, there's a lot of guys like Theo in those libraries. Theo's not like this, man. Dude, I was reading books. I had to go research the author. He's trying to learn, bro. Find the art and then touch myself. Yeah, this guy wasn't learning. Not this guy doing shorthand over here, just Googling it on the web. Jay Greengrass.

Yeah, obviously Native American. He was. J.A. Greengrass. Obviously going to assassinate a politician any day now. Didn't you say you would put your wiener in between the pages and just squeeze the books together? Yeah, I would. But he wasn't tapping nobody on the shoulder. He was doing it by himself in a corner.

I would be pissed if I wanted that book. It was like, here you go. Oh my God, dude. Why you got your dick in a fucking headlock with the book? Why you doing that to those books, Doug? Nobody's believing this hypothetical situation where you want a book. That's what I'm finding.

That's the only part of having a little trouble. Don't make this about me. Let's go back to you smashing your dick in books at the library. Yeah. Fuck my education, dude. You're ruining the books, dude. Good books. They're good books, Brendan.

Not anymore. Yeah, well, they were good books. I'm like, why is this one all dented up? Man, this one has honey all over it. Bro, well, the thing is, this is before the internet. So you had to just, you know, that's how you did it. Bro, well, the thing is this is before the internet. That's how you did it. You found a good book with something pervy in it and you

pressed your body into it. I'm not hurt. I usually back you up on stuff. Yeah, hard pass. But I still stand by, I don't like how Nick compared you to that real pedophile, though. You feel me? Yeah, the real pedophiles of Kenosha.

Nick is putting me into it. Dude dude can we pull up these portland right this shit that's going on in the park it's literally in portland funniest stuff i bet if you see can you pull up a video from it it's not even it's almost turned into like uh dungeons and dragons i feel like if you look at these people in the park it's like it LARP, live action role playing. No, there's one where it's... You know what LARP is, Kat? Yeah, I'm surprised you knew exactly the thing now. What is that? Live action role playing.

Ooh, you would be... What does that mean? You would get a lot of crotch if you went after some of these LARP chicks, I think. What is that? Is that a sexual thing? I'd probably be like a dragon. So you would dress up and then you would fight. Am I a dragon in LARP world?

You wouldn't be I think Chappelle would be welcoming in I don't know if you'd be welcoming in Oh I think I would If I came in full costume Like the Hound From Game of Thrones Wait it's a real thing?

You have to burn half your face though Which I'm willing to do To join the group Oh damn Wait is it like A geek thing? And to join your group I'll slam my dick in a buck

Okay there we go dude Hey bro I'm on in That's coxmosis bro And to join your group, I'll slam my dick in a buck. Okay, there we go, dude. Hey, bro. I'm on in. That's coxmosis, bro. Coxmosis. You know? I'm searching for that nocturnal bust.

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It's a daytime video. And there's a king, and everyone has to bow down to him and shit. It's real shit, bro. You've done it before, Brendan? No, I don't know why I know so much about it. I don't know. Maybe do latest. Can you do latest?

But there's a whole hierarchy there's like gang that's it this one yeah really i think yeah i think i got an invite to be like a dragon you did they invited you to larping yeah but just to be the big thick dragon everyone shoots at you i don't know who invited you though i don't know something like group chat yeah yeah they dm me like go down a little more you need a thick-ass dragon. You in? I was like, mm-mm. How do you get into the, wow.

Yeah, they do it like at the park. What are you fighting for today, Mike? Freedom. The Constitution in its entirety. Freedom from the boot that continues to oppress us. We're tired of spit-shotting it. We stand for freedom of all people, regardless of race, religion, or creed. Purge 4 looks sick.

Now this group looks like They have something going on here They're semi-organized I'm talking about you get these groups It's like these small It was like horrible fighting The fight was like really really bad Really? It was just like people swinging like that

It looks I know exactly what you're talking about It was so freaking oh this is it i think and if it's yeah this is a lot of colors yeah there was a lot of like it almost seemed like a gay pride kind of a little bit but with a little bit more you know what i started to think it was it's just the new mosh pitting that's what this has become i bet if you put on some darius rucker everybody on both sides of this thing. We'll chill out. We'll chill out. It's a blast, yeah. Nick got all excited.

Your Darius Rucker. Get some lemonade. A little cold lemonade. Darius Rucker. Yeah, they'll all realize. They'll be like, I'm black and blue. This looks like the inside of Tukashi69's head. It's just colors, chaos.

You don't know which side he's on. But it's just crazy. People dress up like a ninja turtle. It's like, who are people? Nobody's fighting for anything. They have no idea no idea well they're just bored man so so okay so this looks like larping so what does that look like that's not a lot that'd be this is ultimate larping yeah that's ultimate larping yeah that's that's like larping uh ninja wars that's bellator larping yeah is larping a little bit smallerPing's more like... From the outside?

Largest role-playing festival in the world. See, they want me to be the dragon. They want me to be a thick dragon, float around and get shot. This is not real. I don't want to do that. I don't know, man. For a certain... If the price is right or even if it's wrong, get out there.

A lot of cardio. A lot of cardio in that suit, running around. Running in a big ass drink. That's why they wanted me. You could train, dude. You could always get into some... Look at this. It's like Deontay Wilder's outfit.

Yeah, yeah. This is a lot of... Yeah, this could be the Deontay Wilder fan club. See, they like fake it. Like Game of Thrones. CWR, bro. Oh, they fake hit each other? Yeah, their swords are like styrofoam.

Dude, you should go into Civil War reenactments, Brendan. Yeah, I don't know. I'd be a big-ass Civil War guy. Oh, Deontay. Oh, that suit he wore. And then he lost. He was like, that suit made me real tired. Yeah.

They're like, didn't you try it on before? He's like Yeah Oh my god Who walks out like that He does Would you do Stuff like that Yeah what did you do

Did you have a secret Yeah how did you walk out Did you wear like a whistle Or something No I created my own shirt I created an Abbot Kenny Fight Club shirt You did

Yeah I wore that And I Yeah I turned down the money What was your song You walked out to Eminem Square Dance I don't know if I know that one. Look at who it is.

What's up, boys? What's up? The COVID clairvoyant himself. One of the funniest guys I know. Thomas Dale, what's up, man? I'm good, dude. How are you guys? We're doing good. Do you know Brendan? Do you know everybody in here or no? Yeah, man? I'm good, dude. How are you guys? Good.

We're doing good. Do you know Brendan? Do you know everybody in here or no? Yeah, of course I know Brendan. We used to perform all together at Laugh Factory. Yeah, he's the best. Yeah, that's right. I think I actually was at one of the shows where you guys... Yeah, it's not fun going after Thomas.

I hated following him. He's great. God, he's great. I hate it. He's really just a hit man. Yeah, that's why we brought you here. It's fucked up, man. I have PTSD from it, so glad you can make it.

You guys are just the same, so I appreciate that. Thank you. Thomas, I'm here too. Chappelle is here, and Cat is here as well. You can't see them. Oh, damn. Oh, my little black bear. That's what he calls me, his little black bear.

All right. Hey, that's between y'all. That's what he calls me, his little black bear. All right. All right. Hey, that's between y'all. That's between y'all. If you're in the NBA, you'll probably get fined for that, but that's all good. Robert, don't ask, don't tell on this podcast, baby. So, Thomas, yeah, we'd love to do, you know, we know you, like, one way that you've, like, a lot of people have found new ways to, I guess, thrive during COVID and get things done. And one of the things you've done is you've really tapped into some of your other abilities.

Will you tell us a little bit about that real quick? Yeah. I mean, I started, like kind of, I wanted to disconnect a little bit from comedy. Like a year ago, I started kind of transitioning out because it just wasn't servicing. I hope my, you know, Theo, I mean, you know me a little bit well. Like, you know, like I'm just, I'm just very like sensitive and connected and just, I don't know. The business just wasn't thriving in my spirit. I just wasn't feeling happy anymore. So I slowly, like I left my agent, I left my agency.

So I wasn't making a lot of money. I was just doing local spots. And I started Ubering to get out of the business. I i was like i just want to be a regular motherfucker you know and i loved it so i was in the uber and i was getting people in the car and then this clear the clairvoyant stuff started popping off even more i started getting images and messages and i started to tell them about it i'd have people in my uber crying they didn't want to leave the car like they just i i'm a heyoka empath as well so i could unveil your truth i just have that ability it's like an oracle type of thing so

some people are very either very comfortable around me or they're very uncomfortable around me dude if i'm gay at the end of mine i just don't want to know that's the only thing yeah if i have a heart attack from being a little out of shape in three years don't give me a heads up man bro i'm not joking dude are some people nervous to know their own like what what you think i feel like some people might be oh dude there yes of course there there's people that just and to be honest with you what's funny is i actually prefer reading women because guys especially straight men are a little more closed up and a little more tight and uncomfortable with their own energy. So there's a lot of times where they're just – they don't let me in, you know, and it's hard.

There's a lot of guys in here. There's a lot of guys in here. I don't know if they're all straight, but there's a lot of guys in here. Statistically, no. Yeah. Well, so it's a little harder yeah so i just started this at the quarantine because people i you know they wanted stuff and i was like you know what i never thought of doing it virtually i had clients coming to my apartment and stuff but once i did it virtually like it i actually was able to connect better because i wasn't feeling all this extra energy i i definitely can relate to being like a sensitive person i definitely can relate to like yeah you've always seemed very much like um connected to like the

feelings of what's going on whether it's with a person or the moment or yourself um and and affected by those as well because those are obviously a lot heavier in your, in your world. So, um, but also I would say, you know, from, from just my time being around you, the short times I've around you, like you're a very loving person. Like it's not, yeah, you're very caring, like loving, happy person. Absolutely. Yeah. And I tend to like look into your soul and people don't really like that sometimes.

Well, I know I have a feeling we're not going to like it, but we want to see if – is it something, Thomas, that you can do with us for a few minutes on each of us? Or is it something that we can't do like that? I mean I'll do it. I did – when I do two people at once, the energies – and then especially if there's other energies in the room because what I'm doing is like here's the thing. Let me just give you a little science part of it. Energy is just – that's what a soul is. It's just energy, okay? Energy is like it enters the flesh, the body, and it does – and then it experiences something.

When the body dies or just ends, the energy leaves the body. They've already calculated it. Like science has already figured that out. And it goes back into the universe. I'm just connected. Like my therapist, because I'm bipolar. I know that sounds crazy. But they said that people with that kind of mental, quote unquote, mental illness, I'm just not, I don't have a filter in my brain that helps me, protects me from all this energy.

Like the things I feel and see, a human's really not supposed to do that. We're supposed to be able to just accept that we're just these fleshy bodies walking around and nothing else is happening. And I'm seeing, I can see the truth. I unveil your truth. It's insane. It's a superpower.

It's a superpower, really. Yes. Yeah. I mean, it sounds like it's a blessing and a curse. Yes, it used to be a curse, and now it's a blessing. The Native Americans used to call the Heyoka empath the sacred clown. And sacred clown, I wound up being a fucking comic. And I used to see visions in the 90s of the White House burning and the fires on the land.

I used to tell all my friends. I have a video that I did on Instagram and I tagged all my friends from the 90s till present day that I used to talk about this stuff with. So that people knew I wasn't just like, oh, I need something to do. I'm not doing comedy. Uh-uh. I've been talking about this since I'm 13 about the new world and all kinds of stuff. And I started comedy 14 years ago because I figured that would be my platform that I would be known when the shit hit the fan and everything started crumbling. They would come to the Star Children,

to the other guides, to the people who had different type of other earthly powers. And here we are. And here we are asking you. Exactly. And now, exactly. And I used to tell my friends I see walking through the desert and the small communities, the pockets of communities after all the destruction and the rebuild, I used to call it. And I used to say it's when I'm in my 50s and 60s, when I'm an older man.

I didn't realize it was going to – I mean, in the next 10 years, that's when the destruction starts. And then when we're rebuilding, I come out. Not just me. There will be other people people it's no such thing as one leader that's an old school thought power even that word power is an old school thought it's not what we're headed towards so now i i'm like holy shit i never thought i could be a medium where i speak to spirits i know when i started practicing my clairvoyance that's when the spirit started coming to me jesus so i would say to the woman, I'd be like, I saw a murder.

This girl's throat got slurred. I was like, did you just watch a horror movie? I just saw someone's throat got sliced. Because I saw something like that about Sacramento. I don't know where this girl lived. No, I don't know that. I don't know. I didn't know if you were already,

if you knew what I knew. Well, you're a Pisces, so you probably are able to do these things too. Are you a Pisces? My moon is in Pisces. We're both Pisces. Yeah, two Pisces. I thought he just guessed that right now that you were Pisces. I was like, two fish bros. That's crazy.

Fish bros. Well, we'd love, I think, yeah, even if, maybe, do you want to, I mean, would it be easier if you just focus on one person, Thomas?

The way I did, Giannis Papas and Chris DiStefano, and I may have, I'll just, we'll just do it together and I'll see what comes up, but just from the viewers,

you know, because this is something where people love to jump down your throat and be skeptical. You know, there's a lot going on in that room right now.

So I'm going to pick up on what I pick up on. Be open and when I'm telling you something, think about what I'm saying. If it connects and you understand the information, give it to me. It's like when you're doing comedy. Hell yeah, I'm nervous.

You know when you're doing comedy and there's an audience that just know you're being funny but the motherfuckers just won't laugh? Don't be like that. Don't be an asshole. Hey, you know so okay don't be stingy with the truth don't be an asshole hey you're just doing brendan and theo right we'll see well i'm doing brendan and theo but if you're in the room sometimes it might like pick up on that so if you hear something that connects with you and it's not connecting with them let us know nick's looking real nervous over there if you feel a dark energy, let us know. It's probably Nick. No, no.

Nick could be chin. I already felt Nick's dark energy. Could be chin too. Nick, Nick. I think Nick is a skeptic, but that I felt through Instagram, but whatever. That I felt through Instagram. Not looking at his Instagram, like when we talked, he DM'd me. And I just felt something about Nick's energy about this.

Yep, very skeptical. Yes. It's all good though, Nick. I love you, bud. I believe you, dude. I didn't buy that. He said, dude. One time I went up on stage and it was an entertainment hypnotist named Chris Carter. I'm not that at all. Yeah, that's not this, bro.

No. He couldn't crack me. That's all I'm saying. I believe it, but he isn't you. The old Thomas will crack you, baby. Okay? Trust that. That boy is still in here. Yeah, dude. Dude, easy, dude.

You got a pro-fashion-el up there still. That demon's still in there brother i've seen it man yep cracking open fellas since 91 snap crackle pop nick don't sleep but don't sleep on me okay don't sleep around you okay okay let's take a moment and let's get ready for this i don't identify as a comic anymore i identify as Okay, okay. Let's take a moment and let's get ready for this. I'm having a little cheese. Get you a little cheese. I don't identify as a comic anymore. I identify as a clairvoyant medium,

Heyoka empath. Amen. Thank you, guys. All right, so what we're going to do is we're going to do two deep breaths together. We're going to go in through the nose and out through the mouth, and we're going to do it together

because it gets me on the same... When we breathe, we're kind of on the same wavelength, okay? Okay. All right, so... so all right so the first breath now okay second breath now Now. Okay. Great.

Okay, so now I'm going to be focusing in over here. This is the higher heart. It's like a portal for me. So I'll be like looking into that and meditating into that space and just telling you the things that I'm seeing and feeling. Okay. Brandon, I'm connecting over towards you stop making that face don't worry about i'll never hurt you sorry i'm lighthead deal took all the oxygen so sometimes i just see objects of things something

you could have thought about or talked about or like seen or something and right away so it's just very like mind reading type stuff does an alligator did something with an alligator happen i just was like when we were breathing i kept seeing an alligator and it was coming towards over with you so it could have been anything you could have watched a show about anything with alligators or talked about it or anything maybe even with florida or swampy type stuff do you remember anything i'm trying to think i mean i i read uh i read a my son's book had like alligators and sharks in it so it could be that yeah it's literally just as simple as that right now it's just mind reading so when did you read that book do you remember uh two nights ago wow yeah exactly so that's just in your brain it's just an alligator so that's

it's just like you know burns in your brain so i'm just mind reading at this point so let me just connect keep going thank god i don't get attacked by an alligator no no no no it's just like you know burns in your brain so i'm just mind reading at this point so let me just connect keep going thank god i don't get attacked by an alligator no no no no it's just in the beginning it's just like like i'm just feeling the layers exactly yeah sometimes with straight guys it's like i'll be like oh what i see a porno they watched earlier like and i'll have to mention it sorry about that no you did no poor girl am i right see a me too claim yeah exactly hold on all right so also it could be someone trying to come through to show me something um there's like a pearl i know this i know you're gonna make a joke about this but there's like a pearl necklace that i'm seeing um on my end i think it's on your end, yeah. My girl's grandma just died on Sunday.

She wore a pearl necklace. Did she really? Yes. Yeah, because it's coming through. It's big time. So I think that grandmother's trying to come through and give me some kind of energy or message. Okay, hold on.

So that's definitely the grandmother, and it's your girlfriend's grandmother. Hold on. Well, see, I will continue that much because you might not know this information about the girlfriend's grandmother but it could be my grandma too she wore a pearl necklace she was she was english she passed away okay but that was years ago years ago it would probably be more your grandmother then okay you know what i'm saying like because the pearl necklace i mean it thinks that they're both that they both wore them but it's very specifically the pearl necklace and if she's cussing it's definitely my grandma she's english yeah hold on hold on don't give me too

much information now hold on all the time i'm having another cheese theo i have to be honest with you though when i was before we were coming the past couple of days i kept seeing this like large woman and it feels like she was trying to connect with you i i did her brother own subway i don't know any i don't know any of that hold on i just felt like there was like a large woman it felt like an aunt or a grandmother it felt like someone in a family like a woman in your family that passed away that was like had a big i don't know if it's a big personality just physically just physically large do you know any pay any anyone like that in your family big girls my friends fat aunt passed away but she um and she had a couple

dogs but I didn't really know her but but when did she pass away probably about maybe five years ago six years ago okay okay yeah there's a big large woman I'm trying to get through to you. Hold on. I'm trying to think who it could be. I think one of my sisters has been putting on weight and I haven't heard from her in a while. No, that wouldn't be. It would be a passed away person.

Hold on. Let me just get back into Brendan's. Oh. Yeah, it could be this lady we were just looking at. We were literally just looking at this woman with a cat. And we made fun of her. Did she pass away? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. So there was this woman that was coming through this big this big but it was coming through like a couple a day or two sorry i wonder what she would the cat yeah yeah okay hold on but don't not too much information hold on okay i'm sorry yeah let me just stay focused here and let me get back to brendan's uh energy because that was where i was being drawn to okay so that's the pearl necklace that's the grandmother one of the grandmothers because now i'm getting drawn to your girlfriend is it your you said it's your girlfriend my wife fiance my wife i was gonna say fiance she's hot how long ago did you guys get married i mean she's a cool lady uh year and change ago so it's newer it's fresh yeah because i felt it being very new like fiance type um okay so this girl let me feel her because now i'm seeing the girlfriend oh that's the cat

i could give you a visual of what i see i've never seen your girlfriend um uh like thin girl is her hair curly ever like does she ever curl it yeah she has weight sorry she has wavy hair and then uh she's curvy girl does she have any dog there's a dog there's a brown there's an energy a dog energy she asked her if she's thinking of getting one if she doesn't have one well her her brother has a dog he's been bringing him over my kids love it so we've been thinking of getting a dog yeah exactly so definitely get that dog because I was feeling that energy around your, especially your wife. She's feeling that.

Get it, Brendan. Your youngest one. Hold on. There's two. I'm seeing two. How many children do you have? Two, a four-year-old and a nine-month-old. Oh, wow.

Yes. The nine-month-old is what I was seeing. The youngest one. There's something about the maternal, her maternal feelings. Hold on. You're fucked, dude. I don't think so. It's almost like this dog will help her with it

because it'll keep the other one busy, the older, the four-year-old. Interesting. You know, like the four-year-old, because the four-year-old tends to want to be hands-on with this baby a lot. Oh, yeah. Yes.

Like the four-year-old keeps wanting to do things. Yeah. He's a great big brother. Yeah, he's a lot oh yeah yes like the four-year-old keeps to wanting to like do things yeah like really like he's a great big brother yeah he's a lot yes so the the puppy will like distract that boy well that makes sense yeah keep him busy something occupied yeah because he's just kind of on top of her with it um but it's sweet it's nice it's not a bad thing let me go over to theo because i feel him getting distracted you get any more big bitches for theo hold on let me just connect to you yeah see brendan just so you know is more open for so i could feel his openness okay yeah i'm a good person well theo i know theo is a little bit me and theo would have to do deep work because theo has a lot of very like darkness a lot

of uh no not darkness at all he's actually a beautiful spirit and that's why he has so many walls up because his spirit is actually really nice thank you it's sensitive yeah and he's been hurt in his life so and that i know from my mind i don't know like you know i'm not saying that clairvoyantly like i just because i do know you do we know any comics who aren't sensitive you know i'm saying like i feel like most right well it's a really like i'm of course you and i are all super sensitive yeah absolutely we're all very in tune you know um theo's just not comfortable with his sensitivity yeah that's the thing okay there's a difference so just be open i'm not gonna i won't i won't like share any things that you don't want

just chill just be cool yeah yeah you're good you're good baby get that scarf on you have a scarf on i know we both do we're the same hold on just relax okay so there is a there's a blonde girl that's coming through i knew it um are you seeing anyone yet is there a new is there a new person coming or an ex or someone that you just finished up with no i've been seeing a blonde girl on and off for a while yeah okay so that's this one coming up yes blonde blonde yeah that's what i'm seeing so that girl um hold on she gets a little frustrated with you put like not um letting her in more like she or keep the back and forth a little bit there's a little frustration coming from her oh yeah there is welcome club. Yeah, story of my life, man.

Hold on. I have to stay in this because I'm getting a good read on her. I'm getting a good read, too. Sounds like she's sick of your shit. Yeah, hold on. That'd be every girl I've ever met. There's actually something specific that she's going through right now that's making her sad. Oh, wow.

Do you know what's going on? No, I don't think so. I don't know. i don't know i don't know and also it keeps coming up i can't get this vision out of my head did you see something with like it looks like i don't know animals that it looks like a llama like something with like a long neck and furry it looks like one of those it's not like just like a regular common animal it could be that fucking dude damn long neck or it could be is it in mexico because we're thinking about starting a zoo in mexico yeah we almost got into a zoo and one of the first animals they said on the the email was uh emus or does emus have long neck yeah they do i think so yeah it feels like something with a long neck it feels

like a thing that i wouldn't know the name of but i would compare it to a llama so it feels like something with a long neck. It feels like a thing that I wouldn't know the name of, but I would compare it to a llama. So it looks like that. Alpaca. Yes. I do have some alpaca fur at the house. So that's why that image is coming up, I guess. It's not much. It's like three cubic feet.

The cartel scared us away from opening that zoo, by the way. Yeah, the zoo went down. And there's my boy David, too. Straight up long neck right there out of freaking flint michigan i don't even know what you're talking about but oh you can't see the images huh no i can't i only see my images oh gotcha wow that's crazy you have your own freaking google image search in your head well it's like mind reading i've actually had to play dumb in my life a lot so if've noticed I play a little aloof in social scenes

Or even on stage Because I don't like to know all the things I'm seeing I bet you see some dark shit You know Life comes at you fast Brendan Sometimes it's not always peak Sometimes there's some valleys You need some help getting out of that valley

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So she's alive. I'm seeing her. Did she used to smoke cigarettes or is she still smoking cigarettes? I don't think she smokes them anymore but I wouldn't be shocked if she did smoke them at some point but okay yeah because i'm seeing something about smoking cigarettes i could see her puffing something i used to see her maybe with a doral every now and then when i was growing up she's also intensely worrying thinking about something too oh that's her hold on i know people be like oh everybody's always thinking about something but she's always thinking about something man intensely though like oh, everybody's always thinking about something. But she's always thinking about something, man.

Intensely, though. Oh, yeah. There's something. I see her gazing out and looking. There's something she's thinking about. There's a sister that she's thinking. Do you have a sister? Yeah, I have a sister.

Okay. There's something about a baby and a sister. Yeah. Did she just have a baby? One of my sisters might have a baby. I haven't talked to one of them in about a year she might have a baby I don't know I wouldn't you guys aren't close we're not close so she wouldn't tell me if she had a baby no stop it you'd have to know well she's either pregnant or how old is she if you don't what can we say that no we don't want to yeah I think she's probably about 30 okay so she yeah I think

she's going to be having a baby soon she's going to either be pregnant now or getting pregnant. Is she dating somebody? Is she with somebody? I think she's been kind of shacking up with some fella, you know? Okay, well, she might not want to be pregnant, so you might want to, like, give her that message. Give her the update? Okay, wow.

If she doesn't like that fella, maybe shoot her a text. Yeah, yeah. There's something about a baby happening, and your mom is, like, worried – there's something about your mom and your sister your mom worries about your sister about some stuff going oh yeah definitely she's always worried about her yeah your mom and your sister your mom definitely stresses out about your sister um because they used to do some of them or i think one of my baby you know who knows they might be doing what pills i think yeah there's something happening that's stressing your mom out about your sister.

And then there's this baby that keeps popping up. This kid keeps popping up. But since you don't know specifically, you could ask her and find out and then be like, oh, my God, I can't believe that. That's what usually happens. People don't know in the moment. I'll ask her. She's usually a bitch about a lot of this shit, but I will ask her. Maybe this will bring you guys together.

That's true. That's a good point, man. Okay, hold on. Look at that. Yeah. Brendan, huh? Maybe she hasn't told anyone she's pregnant, and you call her up, and you're like, are you pregnant?

She's like, how do you know? I love you. Yeah, that's true. She's either pregnant now, or there's something happened with a baby, with her. So she either just had an abortion, or she's getting pregnant, or she's accidentally pregnant. Is he going to be really good or really dark? Yeah out it no it could be anything she sure but it could be something about it's i'm just saying it's something about a baby with her gotcha okay your mom is stressed out about her okay so brendan there's something about a father coming through

here hold on is it my dad judging me hold on so your dad's dad your grandfather he's not alive right no sir yeah so he's coming through and he's telling me something about with your dad hold on so the the grandfather's showing me some it's like a gun which usually um means like um which usually means like army or military yeah yep he was a uh he was in the army in world war ii really yes oh killed nazis yeah so that's exactly what he's showing me so that's the grandfather Yep. He was in the army in World War II. Really? Yes. Killed Nazis. Yeah, so that's exactly what he's showing me. So that's the grandfather. And he's showing me something about your dad.

So your dad, he's coming through in the middle, which usually means like – because your dad's alive, right? Yes, sir. Yeah, so when they come in the middle, that means that they're either going through something, whether it's mental illness or dementia or drugs and alcohol or some kind of stress or it keeps them from being here and like they're like here and there yeah i haven't heard from like usually i talk to him every week i haven't heard from him in a little while yeah i would just find out there's probably this there's just something that he's going through i know he's scared of corona like as soon as cnn launched some fucking campaigns they on corona

he hasn't left the house he won't leave the house stressed he's stressed then it's more of a mental thing it's more of a mental issue that he's going through hey man i don't know ask your dad there might be i think that i should call him yeah there's a reason probably that he's stressed he might be dealing with something that you don't know about yeah you're right and your dad's trying to tell your grandfather trying to tell me like kind of ease up on him your dad's actually a really sweet guy. Yeah, super sweet. Very sweet guy.

And your grandfather's saying, give him a break. Your grandfather's like, chill out. Yep, that makes sense. Hold on. Me and my dad go at it. Y'all do? Oh, yeah. We argue like cats and dogs.

Really? Yep. And your dad's saying. And I'm very hard on him. Yeah, we go at it. I'm very hard on him. Yeah, we go at him very hard on him. Your grandfather is saying to just chill out on him because when the day does come that he does pass away, you're going to feel really bad about it. So he's saying to start to soothe the shit over now. That makes sense.

Okay. Not that there's anything wrong with your dad besides the whatever stress or mental illness. Well, he's. But he's sensitive he'd sense it he's very very sensitive is he really super sensitive super opinionated wow yeah but you just have to basically met a bit older yeah okay hold on way smarter though but he also can't he's smaller though yeah i was literally just gonna say he's a little bit oh no i was saying uh smarter no he's he my dad's he's smaller than me but but he's probably 6'3", 215, but in like crazy shape.

Wow. He comes off, to be honest with you, though, in all reality, he comes off smaller in my like in how I see him. The way I see him, his energy, I see him a little bit like his energy is a little bit and it could just be what he's going through. It's like a it's not it's a little frailty. There's something happening. He's feeling a little frail interesting he's not feeling as strong as he used to feel

because he's coming off like um like i'm seeing him almost like this isn't what he is but he's almost like the way i'm seeing him is like captain no who's the jewish um director neurotic um oh his daughter uh woody allen yes um that's the energy he's giving me he's giving me woody allen energy so that's how i was seeing him okay well so he's going through he's going through something oh wow he's handsome brendan yeah is it you right there on the right or which one that's me and both of them that's tiger and that's my dad and that that because we used to always go to the car show so that's us at porsche and then that's me and tiger at porsche car show we used to go to the car is he skinnier than you your dad

yeah he's skinnier he's in better shape but i'm seeing him skinny he's definitely skinnier he's definitely definitely i'm gonna move on from it but definitely call him and reach out and see what he's going through there's something going on on physically. I think he's dealing with some kind of physical thing, and that's also why he's scared of corona. Okay. Yeah. No. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, nothing.

Maybe a cold. Yeah. No, just something. Yeah, maybe not. He's terrified of corona. I mean, he has diabetes. Yeah. Maybe he can't find his keys or something.

Oh, well, there you go. The diabetes. Yeah, he has diabetes. And that's what he's scared of with corona because if you have an underlying health condition, it really functions. He'll die if he gets corona. Diabetes, they don't survive. It's probably something nothing. Can't find the remote or can't.

Yeah, just something small. Thomas, so if people want to get readings, where can they get them at? Where can they get this connection? Just go to my Instagram. It's ThomasDale5, and they can see all of the reviews. I have videos on there where people, there's over a hundred reviews from all people who've done the readings and they could just go on Thomasdale five on Instagram. You could put your profile blocked if you feel like you need to not,

you know, if you don't trust, cause I have no desire. I do six of these a day, five days a week. I have, I have no time to be searching through people's fucking Instagram. Right.

So put your shit on block and come and see me come out check out the reviews and you can experience it for yourself it's like like i said like this is loose right now where there's a lot going on we're always kind of laughing connecting but when it's one-on-one it really is an experience and i'm gonna i can get in there and i do work with people i have ongoing people that come back because it's energy i mean if you believe in energy you believe that this exists it's just energy i'm not saying there's like you know like it's not like that it's like this is just your energy it's part of your well-being it's part of your body right good for you man yeah good for you yeah i gotta i think i gotta get in for a one-on-one session man and seriously dude i definitely would love to do that you know like just private me and you know and i

can get you know dig in there and help you. I can give you insight and I can give you clarity on things as well as connect you with others if that's what you want. But I could, as the Heyoka empath, I could unveil your truth and I can help you see the things that your human mind won't allow you to see. All right, Thomas Dale 5. People can check it out, man. Thanks for jumping on with us for a little bit today. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, we love you, man.

Yeah, I miss you, man. Thomas, would you do a one-on-one with me i want to show them how positive my energy is i listen i'm all i'm all about working through difficult people i don't i don't have a desire to prove anything to anybody and because i've never been that way even as a comic i never had a desire to prove things to people so if you want to get help and you want to reach out to me

you need talent yeah you need talent he does and we will actually pay for a session we're going to right now we're going to buy a session from you Thomas

so we're going to book the real Nick Davis at your Instagram no the real Nick Davis who's a gambler addict don't tell me too much no no no I don't want to know anything sorry Real Nick Davis, who's a gambler. Addict. Don't tell me too much.

No, no, no. I don't want to know anything. Sorry. A man of risk, we'll call him. But we're going to get him a session so that you guys can do that together. 100%. I'll take care of that. And then I should probably hit you up for one, too, man,

especially since we know each other. It might be helpful to have somebody with some insight. 1,000%, man. I honestly can. Yeah, I'm going to call my dad. I'm going to call my dad. Yes. Call his dad.

Find out about that. Definitely find out about that. And Theo, find out about your sister, what's going on with that. Ooh, reconnect with the sis. You're right. I do need to reconnect with her. And your mom, yeah. I think she's stressed out about something,

which I think is your sister and having to do with that. Yeah. Okay? I appreciate it. And anyone else, yeah, just check me out. Thomas Dale. You're the best, man. Yeah, I'm good.

I'll pass. Thanks, brother. I appreciate it. Take care. All right, peace. Miss you guys. See you, man. Wow, that's wild, man.

How do you guys feel? Huh? How do you guys feel? You know. Oh. Can you hear us, Nick? Mm-mm. What do you guys feel? You know. Can you hear us, Nick? What do you think? I mean, I don't know what to think.

I think he was right about Nick. I don't know what this is. Yeah. I do feel like he was right about Nick. Chappelle, you're not into it. Fuck no. Yeah. Meaning, it's not that you don't believe Thomas.

It's not that I don't believe it. I don't want to do that. Okay. I mean, I freak out in general, you know, and to know some futuristic shit or whatever. It's not even future. Or just like, I don't know. It happens.

It happens. That's the kind of person I roll, like how I roll. What about you, Kat? Do you think, did that compare to like what that guy Munn did or was that? It seems pretty close with the exception that Thomas was wearing a shirt. It's basically the same.

Yeah, if he had his shirt off, I'd be a little like, oh. Yeah. Can you put a shirt on? I think the big things you fear whenever, it's almost interesting because if you go to talk to a medium, a science man or a moon man or whatever they call it, because that's the original astronaut is people like that.

When we couldn't get into space, you talk to somebody that could get out there. And tell you what it's like. Yeah. And people are like, damn. You say, yep, that's it. But I think there's fear of what they're gonna tell you i was i was nervous weren't you i'm a little bit nervous uh yeah i guess i get a little bit nervous i don't want anybody really to die you know i don't want to be gay yeah not that i don't want to be gay i think

it's great but i just i'm already dealing with women i've already put in all of this time yeah i'm not trying to be also gay. You want to restart at the start of your life. It's been a fucking journey, man. Now I'm in a different race. You know what I'm saying? It's hard enough with some of these legit bitches out there. No offense.

I thought it was interesting. I thought it was interesting. I thought it was interesting you had that thick bitch trying to get through, though, man. Oh, dude. I knew they were in your past. Yeah, what happened? Oh, look, they got some thick girls in my past, bro, trying to sneak through the portal. Trying to get to you any way they can.

You ain't answering the DMs, daddy. What's her name? What's her name? I got to hide the snacks, man. I don't know her first name, but the last name's Fogle. Yeah, he said, I see a footlong. I see a footlong sub for whatever reason. That's that 40-inch round, dude.

I know that. And his brother's coming in. He's in prison. I love how typical Southern, my sister gets knocked up in everything, no matter what it is I'm doing. Yeah, I think one of your younger siblings is knocked up in everything no matter what it is yeah yeah i think one of your younger siblings is knocked up yeah i'm like well she's nine uh she did go to she did used to frequent nick's library so maybe she has had some issues she has some trauma uh what's this nick

uh oh this is uh or Sting It. I thought it was Aaron Hernandez. I'm sorry, Aaron Rodgers. I thought it was Aaron Rodgers. That's why I thought you had something for us. Aaron Rodgers Hernandez is who this guy looks like, huh? He is from Wisconsin. Maybe not.

Brendan and Theo, I have a King or Sting It for you. In my wood shop, I like to make cutting boards and sell them online a couple years ago i got a message from a customer that said do you make charcuterie boards and i thought to myself listen i'm not french i have no idea what that word means over the last couple years charcuterie has become popular and i have say, I've been to a couple weddings. It's got dried meats, cheeses, nuts, berries. I think I'm becoming a charcuterie fan.

Anyway, King or Sting at charcuterie boards. Gang gang, buzz buzz. That one's sick. That one kind of hurts my eyes because it's like a prism. That's that honeycomb charcuterie. I'll buy a cutting board from him. And is this one of his, Nick?

That is not. This is actually a complete coincidence my girlfriend made charcuterie for ufc 252 we had some friends over at her new place and she's making that this morning and i'm in the kitchen going through submissions and this guy popped up oh wow it was pretty it was pretty wild thomas didn't say that what's his company do you know i'm looking him up? Yeah, I need a new cutting board. You do. Yeah, let's get one Let's get a couple Nick. His name is David Shomer, he didn't leave any other information Maybe by Thursday, we'll see if he's got a contact and we'll put it up on the screen That's a beautiful little cutting board. Uh-huh Now a lot of in in a lot of Asian culture you guys cut something right in the air, right?

You guys don't use it. Yeah, you're not going to waste. Absolutely. It's a waste of a dish. So you got to train real hard when you're a kid. We're the original fruit ninja. Because now it's an app. This is such a typical white thing.

We need like a safe board to cut on, you know. Salt Bae does it in the air too, though, doesn't he? Salt Bae does it like that in the air. Yeah, he does. You know, there's a rumor that he stole that whole thing off of somebody. What, cutting meat? Huh? Cutting meat and salting it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you think? I didn't think he was the original. Did you? No, but doing that little, you know, feed the baby deal or whatever. Oh, no, that's N1, dog. He got that from basketball the baby deal or whatever. That's in one, dog. He got that from basketball. Did he? Yep. Can you

Google that salt-based steals something? I think he stole that from the gay community. Oh, I could see that. Dropping that salt. Yeah. Hey, dude. Damn, dude. Damn Damn a lawsuit

Salt Bay actually Tipped skimming bay Shady wage practice That is He just wasn't tipping people out I could see that Yeah Tourists are set on fire.

Did that say that? Chaos at Salt Bae's. Now, Salt Bae has restaurants in Miami and New York, yeah? Ooh, hell yeah. Four tourists are set on fire at Instagram star Salt Bae's Istanbul restaurant. Probably for, what for sex before marriage. What do they do over there? I don't know what the rules are.

Anyone know about it? No. I think, yeah, if you're a woman, you can't drive, I guess. I don't know what they did to them. They're trying to get lit on some drinks and just got out of hand. What do they do? The 151.

They put the flaming... What is wrong with people, man? People can't just fucking eat anymore. What is wrong with you guys, man? You gotta have this guy come over the table and do this. You gotta have somebody with a fucking machine gun. You gotta have somebody fucking get out there and beat the fuck out of a sirloin in front of you.

You gotta have somebody dropkick a damn dessert in your mouth? It never ends, man. People are always trying to take it to the next level. Yeah, there's always somebody, oh, I gotta light this lettuce wrap on fire. Why do you eat your fucking taco like that? What are you doing?

What are you doing? Kat liked it, though. It looks fun, huh, Kat? I'd rather not say. Okay. Okay. Mind-boggling, not mind-blowing. It does look like a very sexual experience for food. Yeah, he did stick that finger in a little too deep.

Now, tell me this. Is it an Asian culture thing that you guys like more excitement with the food? You guys have the, okay, let's eat sushi off of Denise's back. You guys have the, let's do the skillet in the air. You guys have the experience at the Mandarin Kitchen where you guys are cooking the meat on the grill. Oh, Benihana, flipping fucking shrimp at your face. Let me hide a fucking shrimp in your mother's breast, you know?

Fortune cookies. Can't just have a regular korean barbecue it's the freshest you can possibly eat it at that time they cook it and then boom so that's why i think korean barbecue but i don't know about vietnamese culture and flashy stuff there i think it's something that asians do to try to sell food to white people that's true that's another thing okay i think that's a secret and you know what it works it works really good because i feel like a lot of non-Asians think we're like mythological creatures as it is. So we just kind of play into it. It's all really a money scheme.

Yep. I like that. Now it makes sense. I really wish Thomas would have read Chin or Cat. I feel like we should pay to get them ratings as well. Yeah. Yeah, maybe we'll do some group readings and put them on the Clips channel maybe? A one-on-one thing

could be extra Patreon content. We could put some on Patreon and maybe we'll do a highlight reel that we put onto the Clips channel. That's a good idea. Would you guys agree

to do a reading on how Chappelle looks very nervous? Very nervous. What are you worried about, Chappelle? What happened to you, bro? A lot of things happened to me. We'd like to hear about it. Oh, bro whatever a lot of things happen to me

we'd like to hear about it oh yeah what do you guys want to know you didn't kill nobody did you did i yeah no you didn't hang out in any libraries did you no how much did you guys all believe in what he was doing like you guys especially because you didn't say anything really i believed it i believe that stuff that's why i don't fuck with it. I believe it. Specifically him, though. When you saw it, when you heard his readings. What did you guys think? I think I could do it. Theo.

See, Nick's the guy in the crowd not laughing, going, I'm funnier than that. I know. Yeah, yeah. Nick's that guy. I could do that. Then get up here. Then get up here, bro. Look at how it goes for you.

Yeah, then get a barrette and fucking get up there. Yeah, but your hair is long enough for that damn ponytail. It might be. This is the longest thing. Get up. Get out there, Nick. Start doing it. Here's what I'll say.

Did I? Do I? I mean, I think, first of all, we put him in a very tough environment. Ah, the toughest. I don't know. I mean, it's- I'm skeptical, but I'm not like, I'm not anti-Thomas being a mind reader, whatever the fuck you call it.

Right. Clairvoyant. Clairvoyant. I just don't- Clairvoyant. Clairvoyant. I just, I'm not anti-Thomas being a mind reader, whatever the fuck you call it. Right. Clairvoyant. Clairvoyant. Clairvoyant. Clairvoyant. I just, I don't know. I don't know enough about it. Hey, Yolka empath.

I don't know. I'm not hating on him. No. No. But I don't know. Skepticism is what makes it work. And what makes it interesting too, is the fact that people are like,

the fact you can be like convinced or the fact that you can be enlightened like so skepticism get a dog my girl fucking hates dogs yeah dude if somebody knocked on my door in the middle of the night and was like hey come outside and see this magic trick I'm gonna be skeptical as fuck but then if it's good magic

I hope he comes back I'll sit by the window and look but I'm not gonna go out there is that a magician that's John, maybe one of the originals. I don't trust him. I DM'd him today. Did you? Yeah. Did you not want to come in?

He didn't see it yet. Let's get Criss Angel on this bitch. Where does he live? He's not a mind reader. But they have those skills, though. His show's called Criss Angel. Mind reader. Mind freak.

Mind freak. My fault. I thought he was just a magician. Calm down. Oh, no. let's get that fucking uh jersey short uh long island medium let's get her long fingered bitch in here whoa all right all right i'm not gonna come now oh she's hot she already knew he was gonna say it yeah yeah she's like brendan's talking shit yeah. Did you guys pick up on stuff that he got wrong?

Look at those freaking cannolis hanging off of her shoulders, man. I like that. And look at them front tits. Talking about them two meatballs hanging off the front there? Yeah. Is that what, okay. Talking about that regatta, bro. Talking about them two New Jersey hush puppies.

Look at that regatta hanging off the front. Yeah, that rigatoni. Here's somebody right here. Here's somebody from Nick's library right here. I'm just joking. Here's a beautiful young fellow with his child right here. What up, King of this Thing? This is Ahmad coming at you from Erie, Pennsylvania.

I got a King of this Thing for you. Breast milk. I know a lot of bodybuilders drink that shit oh they do and i'm honestly starting to believe it i mean look at this dude he's ripped jacked yeah oh yep but i called baby you saw it on his little ass yep yep get golden snitch sniffing around that baby right now i want him tested twice a week that's what i'm saying man i tell jeff novitsky come to the crib dude bossing in too big man i don't trust it his mom's putting something in his juice box you feel me uh breast milk i'd have a little man i'm not having a lot i'll probably pass then i don't like any uh i don't like dairy i don't like milk

yeah i don't like milk you got to but he's talking about breast milk man he's talking about you know what i'm saying that now some of them freaks out there will suck on a girl's breast what yeah for the milk we're talking about breast milk okay i'll probably sting it too but dude if you try and get them gains summer's coming up try and get them gains and summer's coming up, try and get them gains. Because I guess there's a lot of IGF-1 in breast milk and growth hormone for the baby. So if you're trying to be Mr. Olympia, yeah, shake your tits, dog. There you go.

There you go. Now, I feel like back in the day, maybe you sipped a little breast milk. I'm not going to lie. I paid a premium for it as well. Dude, if I drank it, I'd drink it right at the end of a damn needle, bro. Okay? I was doing straight steroids. If I drank it, I'd drink it right at the end of a damn needle, bro.

Or tea. Or steroids. Dude, you know what's easier to get steroids? Then it is easier to sneak into a pregnant woman's house. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. How bad do you want it, man?

You want to be swole? How bad do you want it, bro? Dude, this ain't Nick's library where you should just get whatever you want. Before Nick tells on you. Nick is so pissed we keep bringing up his library for some reason. The La Crosse Public Library won awards in Wisconsin every year. Won awards. Yeah, whatever, bro.

Keep. Won awards. He's so proud of that. Dude, every library won awards, bro. It's a freaking library. Every library won awards, bro. It's a freaking library. Dude, libraries are freaking insane, man.

Libraries are insane. Libraries were insane. I can't believe the teacher would come around and go, shh. Yeah. God dang. I don't want a conversation. Dude, we would have a full lunch spread in the fucking, sit on the carpet of the library.

It's like, what in the fuck are y'all doing here? It's not a fucking camping trip. We would be there when she opened the library doors and the lady got there, let herself in. We would walk in with her with lunch thrown into the carpet. And we would straight up be there, man.

And every now and then a hot chick would come to the library. So rare.'s all you could focus on. So rare. Yeah. This is the last King It or Sting It we got for today. Christina Pazischi, huh? Hey, guys. What's up?

This is Mariah from New Jersey. Oh, what's up, Mariah? Got a quick King It or Sting It for you guys. What do you think about girls with gaps in their teeth? Oh, damn, Michael Strahan. What do you think? Because your girl's got one. Love you guys. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. Gang do you think? Because your girl's got one. Love you guys.

Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. Gang, gang. I think that shit's dope. God made you like that for a reason, man. The worst when people cover them up. They get veneers or something. Rock the gap.

I used to have gap, man. I knew it. Mine's gone. I used to have three gaps, though. That's just bad teeth. She just has that. Oh, you just had bad teeth. I couldn't eat man

I couldn't keep food in my mouth I put soup in my mouth Come on right back You got a purdy mouth Whoa Oh shit what am I talking You got a gap dog Yeah

Well let's bring up They have a beautiful model That has a gap too Her name is Lauren Will you look her up Lauren Beautiful model Lauren Madonna has a gap

Does she Yeah Michael Strahan Who else We're talking about women Becky g used to have a gap and then she got that fixed hey why do people get that 7 10 split maybe that's what i'm saying strahan got that 7 10 split man that's a big gap yeah here's the yeah but also if you think about how wide maybe his bow his whole bone structure is it just didn't make sense that many teeth aren't

going to be able to get the job. They got tired. Yeah. His teeth are all holding each other's hands like this. Yeah, they got tired, man. Yeah, man. Because he got it. Can we look up beautiful model teeth gap older? Older.

Older. Yeah, this lady's a senior, I think. Her. Yeah, on the right. Yeah, right there. What's her name? Who's that? Lauren Ackroyd or something.

Yeah, you got them for a reason, man. I think you rocked that shit. Yeah. There was a ring girl for Bellator. That's what I was thinking of. Jade Bryce. She's so hot. She's super smoking.

That's her. Laura Hutton. Laura Hutton. Lauren Hutton. Yeah. Hey, bring up Jade Bryce for me, Nick. This is something Theo can slam his dick to a book later. Bring this up.

If you have a painting of her, I might be interested. I see. Yeah, it's got to be a painting. Jade Bryce. There she is. Yeah, she is so freaking hot. Yep. She got a gat?

Yes, sir. Yep, just click on her teeth. I think Kat's better looking. Kat doesn't have a gap. Aw, thanks, Theo. Kat doesn't have a gap. I still think Kat's prettier, though. There you go.

And also, that woman just got out of the shower. Where is she? She's working out. Oh, my bad. Debate club. Jade Bryce or Lauren Hutton? What did he say. Debate club, Jade Bryce or Lauren Hutton? What did he say? Debate club, Jade or Lauren?

No, they're both beautiful ladies. These ladies almost look similar a little bit if you look at them. Like mother-daughter type of situation? Yeah. Now, is there... I think freckles are cool, too. Anyone has freckles? You don't have any freckles.

Well, you're getting crazy, man. You don't like freckles? What are you, just in a giving mood today? Yeah, no one has freckles? You don't have any freckles. Well, you're getting crazy, man. You don't like freckles? What, are you just in a giving mood today? Yeah, no one has freckles here. You already said he looked real tan. Yeah, what'd you watch, Miracle on 34th Street yesterday or something? He did come in tan. And we'll close it out with this King Understing It.

What's up, Brendan? This is Chris here from Des Moines. I got a King Understing It for you. Breathalyzers. I don't drink anymore. I've been sober for quite a while now, but that wasn't always the case. Long story short,

they gave your boy one of these. They got one too many DUIs. By that, I mean four. Three is okay. Hit this button when you want to go to the supermarket. It takes five minutes to get ice cream maybe offered to drive on a first date those things still don't stop you though because you have your buddy blowing to it

or your child wow really damn it'll go, too. Sometimes I'll get lucky, and it'll go off while I'm sitting in a drive-thru window, or maybe I'm sitting in traffic, I'll be blown into it. Oh, yeah, they randomly. Look over, make eye contact. And they're not cheap, either. But anyways, Kanger, stay in. Breathalyzers, gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Listen, man.

What do you say, B? They're safe, you know? You've got a drinking problem. Listen, you get one of those after usually your second or third time. I know from experience. I've never had it myself, but I had a close friend that had to do it. I had to blow into it, okay? Did you?

Yeah, I did. Do we know him or not? Nope. You don't know her. But it was a problem, man. Really? And they're expensive, too. They're expensive.

But they passed a rule because three strikes and you're out. In Denver, if you get three DUIs, you go to prison. Really? Three strikes, you're out. Oh, wow. Damn, Nick, what's up? Nick, did you? My sister, because drinking's huge in Wisconsin,

her and her husband got one for parties. It's a little party favor, and everybody passes it around and see who can get the high score. Also a good way to get Corona. Actually, it comes with separate sticks for everybody. Oh, that's to test your alcohol level. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know what?

You know what you can't play anymore? I was thinking about this last night for whatever reason, like midnight. You know what you can't play anymore because of the Corona? No more beer pong. Oh, yeah. No more beer pong. Talk about a Corona spreader. Throw the ball and then your hands are all

drinking. They throw it back. Everybody's around. I think they've been playing it differently because now they just put water in it and they just hold their beers and they'll take a drink. Y'all gay. They were a little ahead of the corona curve like yeah we they can still play yeah we had the grassroots version where yeah you played

like and it was just nasty in a barn we did yeah it's gross y'all ever done uh edward 40 hands that was my game oh i love that game my hands would go numb we'd be faded but then it was dangerous because you had you had glass bottles tied to your hands your hand no it was great it was one of my favorite games i did with mickeys oh yeah those are good man gangster dog well this fella i'm saying look if you i think it gets crazy how how like you know there's everything you do it's like we just the rules keep getting bent out so that we could just keep doing it more you You can get three DUIs. That's a lot, man. It's a lot.

I mean, after two, you're fucked. You got one of those. Yeah, I think they should have something almost a little bit more where if you want to get your car to start, you need to stand on top of your car and do like two games of DDR. That's fair. Just something that shows a little bit more, that shows a little bit more that has a little bit more of a social ramification you know what i'm saying you run a mile outdoor under 10 minutes yeah you got to go run a mile do something good for yourself so then it'll leave you to uh it'll

help you yeah there i am right there here's somebody right here who's obviously has a drug alcohol problem that was me in uh college oh there you go yeah edward 40 hands too much tape i know what is that's too much tape. Forties or tape. No, what's around? That's all tape. That's all tape. That's too much tape. It looks like you're carrying two beehives.

Yeah, bro. It looks like you're making Molotov cocktails, bro. Like you're the fucking Kimbo Slice of fucking ISIS. What you talking about? That's how you do the game. You look like Wesley Snipes in White Man Can't Jump. I do. Bro, you look like Wesley Wipes, dude.

Look at your fucking toilet paper on your hands, bro. I do. Bro, you look like Wesley Wipes, dude. Look at you. Like fucking toilet paper on your hands. No, that's how you do it. Get that butt ice. You had a real problem, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Would you get all hammered? Do you like back flips and shit? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I knew that guy. Doing cartwheels naked. Am I right? Cartwheels naked? Yeah.

Bro, you should have to blow into a breathalyzer before you're allowed to do cartwheels after you've been drinking, I think. No, I had it like, it's one of those things that's like, I don't know,

it's like riding a bike. You just, once you know how to do it. When did you know you hit rock bottom? There's Nick sneaking another picture of him in here

with his 40 hands. There's Nick at the library. And that's the nine-year-old girl. Yeah. She's old enough now. There's the library reunion And that's the nine-year-old girl. She's old enough now. There's the library reunion. Remember that time you saved me?

Thanks, Nick. But when did you know you hit rock bottom, Chappelle? I mean, not to get all emotional. After my brother died. Oh, wow. You knew you had a drinking problem? Oh, man, yeah. Were you drinking?

Where were you drinking mostly? I loved Wild Turkey. damn yeah that was my choice that's that gasolina i know that's what everyone says every time i drink that gasolina what are you doing you'd finish a bottle uh you know i you know i actually i would just go get it at the bars i would go sit at a like like i would go to a bar and i would sit at i was the guy that would sit at a stool by yourself and drink oh you rich rich yeah you rich rich doing a bar i know i spent a lot of my money at a bar a lot well here's my uh were you just shooting the shit there yeah what are you doing there uh i used to go to this bar back home called uh there's a couple of ones bikini lounge and the other one's called Crescent Ballroom.

And the Crescent Ballroom, they used to play that. What's that lady? You're talking about that kid rock song that's kind of slow? No, they used to have it. Damn is I'm dead, boy. No, they have it on the TV. It was a lady that talks about sex. She's old.

Sue Johansson. Oh, yeah, yeah. Dr. Ruth. Ruth. Dr. Ruth. Dr. Ruth. That lady. They would play that, and I'd just sit there and just drink. By yourself. Ruth Dr. Ruth Dr. Ruth That lady They would play that

And I'd just sit there And just drink By yourself By myself No company huh No I didn't need nobody Who do I need Yeah who do you need man

You got liquor You got Dr. Ruth Yeah I loved Now would you mix The liquor with some pills Or you're drinking But you don't need no friends No I would

I would strictly Everything Everything scares me Would scare me but alcohol. Yeah. Is Dr. Ruth still alive or is she still... DTF, dude.

She's died. No, she didn't. Yeah, I'm pretty sure she was really old back then. Dr. Ruth did not die. Yeah, 100%. She's 4'7". Go look.

Born only. Is she... Yeah. She's 92. Oh, 92. Told you she's not dead. Wow. She got so much information on sex. That's Told you she's not dead. Wow. She got so much information on sex.

That's probably why she's still alive. Exactly. But has she been doing sex, you think? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Remember her? Who? Dr. Sue Johansson.

She was on TV late night, too. I learned more from her than Dr. Ruth. I remember Sue. I don't remember that Dr. Ruth. First of all, Nixon, what from her. What the fuck? What kind of guy works at a library and goes to learn from a 70-year-old woman on television at night?

She taught me the come hither motion. Oh, gosh. You know what? I'm out of here. Is that too much? Is that too much? Brennan and Theo, fighter in weight.

I got to go in and go hard in the paint. I do not think. I am in flow. Black rifle coffee, I'm ready to go. I need the paint. I do not think I am in flow black rifle coffee. I'm ready to go I need a sponsor. I am a monster about to open up with this at my concerts flow is contagious browser outrageous Thicker than girls that are instagram famous damn hungry like i'm fresh off keto seeing red like andrew santino Every song I hit like the great bambino brennan ate the queso and the quesoritos, but everything's gonna be fine Hate on me. I do not mind.

Theo looking like the type of dude that got a pack of matches in his pockets at all times. They sliding into my DMs. A couple of you tried but couldn't beat him. Quit playing like Nintendo DS. You don't want to smoke like Joey Diaz. Meaning y'all edible. Just got my eyebrows threaded and I'm feeling incredible. Brennan's son hit me up.

He said it's too loud in the club. Can you pick me up? King and it's too loud in the club. Can you pick me up? King and the sting. King and the sting. King and the sting. We sting right. King. King and the sting.

King and the sting. Got the bees in the trap. Got the cheese on a string. King and the sting. King and the sting. King and the sting. We sting right. King. Outro Music