The Golden Hour - Episode 85: No Laws No Brakes

Episode Date: September 4, 2020

Trevor Wallace and Andrew Callaghan sit in as special Culture Corner guests and the guys talk Frat Party Fights, Barn Brothels, Elephant Walks, Following Screams, Kid Rock, Overdosing On No Doz, Atheist YouTubers, Viral Videos, Swords, Wook's and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there a person you look to when you're building these characters? Or is it just like... A lot of people from my hometown. A lot of... That or just like Instagram. Where's your hometown? It's like Camarillo, California. It's like an hour away.

Okay. There's a lot of entrepreneurs up there? A lot of people that... Well, like, we have like... There's a lot of victims of entrepreneurs. That's what I call them. With that human scheme. Dang, dang.

Buzz, buzz. Back off my broccolini. Get your life together It is Don't touch me bro I'm not touching you dude Bro I'm fucking gassed up like a forest fire right now We have uh

Andrew how do you say your last name Callahan Callahan that's what I thought Callahan Breaks Callahan Breaks yeah that's my full name You know what I'm talking about Tommy boy Yeah it's all gas no breaks Callahan Breaks. Callahan Breaks, yeah. That's my full name. You know what I'm talking about. Tommy Boy.

Yeah, it's all gas, no brakes. And then we have Trevor Wallace, too, man. A couple of freaking heroes in here today, man. And then Theo's no gas, all brakes. Yeah, no gas, all brakes. I've run out of gas. That's the top insult in the world. 32 times I've run out of gas in my life.

Really? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you just see the E on and just go for it? of gas 30 that's the top insult in the world 32 times i've run out of gas in my life really yeah wow yeah yeah yeah do you just see the eon and just go for it not today say you're risking pushing your risk taker yeah i think that's why it happens a lot of those long dirt roads where you're like ain't no gas station out here yeah yeah well i think it's just like they well they don't put gas stations as close as you think a lot of people think oh there's gas everywhere if you need it in the city they're they're kind of everywhere but yeah i feel you but sometimes um you know you don't and they give you one reminder the thing does one reminder one but it stays on though you know it doesn't go away yeah but after that it all kind of blend i don't know for me it kind of blends in with the rest of

the stuff on the dashboard and the clock going on we've all been there man but um but yeah we just had thomas in, man. He did a reading for us. He was on Stiff Socks. He was on your podcast. Yeah, so he did our podcast early on. He's one of our first guests. And so it's called Stiff Socks.

Thanks, man. So he actually, I mean, we can play the clip, but he brought in an actual stiff sock of his own. Wow. He nutted in a sock and gave it to him. Look at the hair. It's trashed. Also, my hair.

Oh, damn, bro. I went to a blonde phase myself. Yeah yeah you look back and you're like he actually nutted in a sock and brought it on your he nutted in a sock is that like is that what people do on the show no it's like the worst i thought he thought it was gonna catch on i was like please don't do that it's a new beanie baby it seems like merry christmas were you bummed like this was specially made for you guys for the show this was specially made for Trevor

and Michael this is what is this is it a real stiff sock do not reject no no no do not you're your boy

who's your co-host Michael Blastine I got fucking bukkake'd by a socky baby he's all chill chill chill there's actual nut in there I got fucking bukkake'd by a sake, baby. He's all chill, chill, chill. There's an actual nut in there.

Look at his laughter, too. Yeah, he's doing something. Can you replay his laughter that he did about... He laughs like the bad guy from Inspector Gadget. This is a laugh that... Doesn't he? Let's see the laugh right here. He was legit pumped on it. He was like, I got a surprise for you guys.

Yeah, he was stoked. Look at his face. Oh, my God. Who's the nut? If there's ever a laugh that goes with a nutting in a sock, it's that right there. Damn, bro. Dude, that's crazy to bring, like, if you, because if you think about how many children is in a, you know, a semen or whatever.

47. Yeah, dude. you because if you think about how many children is in a you know a semen or whatever 47 yeah dude that's like throwing a fucking continent onto somebody's chest dude of dead people it's a biohazard yeah dude yeah it was aggressive also what went through his head i'm a nut in the sock to his head bro about a ounce and a half on this one yeah i mean dude i mean i'll remember that episode forever you know yeah it's good for him funny us dude though hilarious did he read you guys too or was he not doing it but we don't have time for it he was like you gotta like meet us in an alley somewhere yeah you gotta meet that guy you gotta meet him i'm strong enough wi-fi you gotta meet him in the back of a shiffer robe or something you got to meet like a behind a mirror like an ice cream or rite aid yeah yeah yeah dude i and i feel i feel bad too because he did the reading and it's tough over fucking zoom you know so he was a little off you know he's like like

your dad's really short and fat i'm like no he's tall and skinny he's like yeah that's what i meant yeah he's just off yeah he was like a It was like you were taking a quiz or something, but it wasn't even... I don't know. It was like, I've been dumb in class before, and it reminded me of a little bit of that. Okay. You didn't study for the test?

Yeah, like you didn't study for the test. And then the teacher asks you the question? Yeah. That's what happened. And then you read the next paragraph, and you don't know where the fuck you are, and you're like, tomorrow? Tonight?

But again, I think in person... And also there was like a bunch of people in here. Nick was giving them shit nonstop. Yeah. Nick was hating on them. So he was in the right frame of mind. You were hating on Thomas. Huh? I wasn't hating on him.

I'm just always like a little skeptical of some of that. He's like, let me give you the science behind it. And then he just starts talking about vague terms like energy and stuff. I'm a, I don't know. I guess I'm an Occam's Raver kind of that. He's like, let me give you the science behind it. And then he just starts talking about vague terms like energy and stuff. I'm a, I don't know. I guess I'm a Hockensweiber kind of guy. Dude, I want to say you,

but you two, you two, both of you guys are kind of like two of the premier leaders and just kind of irreverent, uh, complete. Have you seen this video yet? Uh, I haven't seen this one,

but I've seen a bunch of it. These are gnarly. Tell us what happened here. So you drove to the protest? No, so I woke up in Orlando at the Sausage Castle. Do you guys know what that is? That's a hilarious sentence. I think that's Thomas Dale's hotel chain.

Yeah, I think that's what Thomas Dale nutted in that sock to. It's like a Juggalo adjacent fetish mansion in suburban Orlando. Anything Juggalo, I'm in, dude. Wow. Yeah, it's super gnarly. It's like a Juggalo adjacent fetish mansion in suburban Atlanta. Anything Juggalo I'm in. Wow. Yeah, it's super gnarly. It's like this dude Mike Busey runs it. Oh, I have seen this.

Yeah. And what do you do there? I don't know, man. Now, are people doing drugs and sex there? People don't really do drugs. They just shoot flamethrowers and drink Red Bull.

I bet there's some sex going on there. There is some sex, but it's not the main thing. Right, right. I'm sure it happens late at night there. There is some sex, but it's not the main thing. Right, right. I'm sure it happens late at night, though. Sex happens all over. He looks like a live-action bebop in Rocksteady.

Look at him. Wow. This is in Florida? Yeah, this is suburban Orlando. So you wake up there. I wake up there, and everyone's like, you've got to go to Minneapolis. And I'm like, what?

Like, why? At that time, I'd only covered funny shit, and I was like, I shouldn't do that. Like, that's not really my lane's not really my lane all right i got some serious shit i don't want to be the guy who jumps the shark and tries to make light of a situation like that and then my homies are like no you gotta do it so i booked a one-way flight by myself got to minneapolis and then took an uber into the riot wow and then filmed what was your destination uber driver was like yeah let's go to be fair it was two blocks from it and I was like

let me out here I was just like running towards the flames oh you could have walked so this video is like maybe 30 minutes after I touched down

at the airport is the beginning best place to start it or yeah yeah yeah it's not a very funny video how many people like you have a crew

of like one or two people and they're white too yeah sometimes yeah how I feel about it this is the way i'm about to go and no but is everyone perfect no what i'm trying to say is everyone feel like that everybody feel like that damn that's all i gotta say now do you get scared bro because trevor kind of does stuff where it's there's not i mean there's

some fear because you're always battling like a fucking uh that some of those other white people that are behind that tree and like the people that are in the other frat and the pizza guy you know like there's always beef i feel like a lot of beef just yelling yeah but you're fucking standing on the grill there i could never do the in the field type shit like yeah what is it this is like a store that was looting target or kmart and was it was your safety at ever in uh jeopardy i just wasn't tripping i only get scared in like frat houses where everyone's like doing hella coke and i'll steroid it out yeah you should be like oh we love you yeah then all of a sudden when like the head bro is like wait a second you're fucking making fun of us yeah oh shit here it goes before you know it like fists are flying like one time i was at uh i was at the lsu uh roll tide game in tuscaloosa and i was interviewing this dude place to leave your fucking face virginity yeah right i'm in a

frat house interviewing this dude and uh he starts freestyle rapping right hell yeah and all of a sudden this dude comes up and he's like you can't fucking fucking freestyle at all. And just punches him in the face. That's college, brother. That's college. 25 person thing erupts. I'm like trying to get the mic from off the ground. Turns out the kid who got punched in the face was the son of a Jordanian Coca-Cola executive. So I posted on Instagram and the next day I got lawyers, like private investigators calling my mom.

Private investigators calling my mom. 23. Yeah. Yeah. So like fratat you just never know and also like frat heat is wild because you're in their house too and there's like a lot of different rooms the urinals a lot of times they'll break the urinals off the wall and move them in a different place to make it fun they might think you're rushing yeah and then it's really over and then just confuse a pledge and beat your ass. Yeah. Dudes die all the time. I heard some school in Louisiana, they basically make you take a bunch of acid and get in the coffin and they lock it.

And like the last people to stay in the coffin without freaking out and punching their way out get to be in the frat. Oh, I don't want to be in that fucking club, dude. That's terrible, dude. Because if you get kicked out of the frat the rest of your life, it's still fucked. You know? Right? Every time you drop by a cemetery, you're like, make it stop.

Oh my God. That's the most horrifying thing I've ever heard of. Bro, when I was at LSU, man, when I went to LSU, bro. You mean when you strolled the campus. Take it easy, bro. When I ran out of gas passing by. In Baton Rouge. Easy, bro. passing by in bad rooms they used to have to do sex with a uh animal you know with a sheep or a

small or not a furry sheep like a kind of a summer sheep a goat them boys get wild man and that was it man i mean i had friends that were in it who did it who went full in on a you know a animal and the animals didn't care as much back then now yeah they're a little woke now do you get to choose the animal that you do that no dude what the fuck what world are you living in brother your big bro picks it for you did your mom drop you off here today dude no they picked the animal dude it's an animal that's a veteran dude it's a mexican animal it's not some appointments throughout the day it's a brothel you know it's not something He's got appointments Throughout the day It's a brothel You know It's not something The barn brothel Yeah yeah It's a real ass

G-Dub No wonder we have So many fucking problems When you gotta Get in the club And you and your boys Gotta run a train On a goat

To get in the club Then all these guys Just become business Executives Or finances Yeah exactly My coffee's a little too hot Yeah well you fucked

A sheep Yeah dude Oat milk Goat milk dude that's so true people do the weirdest shit they're like the what's the elephant walk where you grab the dude in front of his dick oh yeah i'm glad somebody else was on board with that that could have got dicey what's that that could have got dicey yeah right because you guys like what and i was like yeah i read it on reddit anyways next topic both of us went yeah i think you're just getting into the world where yeah you're just like a lot

of this people have paved the way for you brother to be i think in this yeah you know in this universe where you don't have to grab somebody's dick to be in a cool club yeah it's not cool anymore you know grab the dick and then pay for friends for four years yeah fuck man that sounds terrible another thing about frat kids is once you like film the segment with them they're so much more likely to sue you because a lot of them like have a different uh vibe around their parents so their parents will be like you know i can't believe that like we were at talladega people were acting all crazy yelling about buttholes and then we got parents sounds about right yeah talladega tuesday they call it we got parents hitting us up like oh my son like this one guy sam smith you know

sam smith was like my parents are gonna pull me out of college if you don't take this down oh wow and i was like bro you were like doing key bumps on camera yet i'm like what the fuck is happening look at your show me your butthole yeah oh Look at that. So do you have to give their permission to sign off? Is it kind of just like... It depends what state. Why are they saying butthole? So look at that shirt right there. Ain't no laws.

That's from my video. That shirt. The world comes full circle. The one that says ain't no laws when you're drinking claws. That's from that White Claw video I did. The world comes full circle. Now look at us. These kids are your fans.

That's my demo right there. Show me your butthole squad. It's front row. Tell another joke, man. I think that's all our demo. Yeah, 18 to 36 dudes. Hey, but their thing, that's their slogan is buttholes?

They like to yell about, so fuck Kyle Busch is one because they hate Kyle Busch. He's like the least favorite NASCAR driver. He's the least favorite Busch too, dude. Definitely GW overall. Yeah, Billy Busch. He's like the least favorite NASCAR driver. He's the least favorite Busch too, dude. Definitely GW overall. Yeah, Billy Busch, GW. And they're just yelling about buttholes

a big thing. That's their thing. Weird. It's fun. I gotta get out more. They do the same thing at the gathering of the Juggalos. They do the same thing. Juggalos? They yell about assholes too? They just go, show me your butthole or call your mom. That's quite the spectrum. He's the most hated guy?

People hate Kyle Busch. Why? Because he talks shit about Dale. He looks like a politician. He does look like an asshole. Yeah. Ugh, those veneers. With that M&M's hat, dude.

That fake Drew House shit he's got on. Get the fuck out of here with that. So exfoliated. Who comes up with the ideas? Where are you going to just me you just wait for chaos yeah but i just chase energy around wherever it's at but now i'm at the point where people will just tell me what's happening i'm like oh you should cover this like people know what i'm looking for and you have a lot of urban fans too man let's let's show uh that they had a uh a gentleman on the beach the other day that... That's on Instagram, yeah. Oh, yeah. If you look at...

Are you going to go to... It's on his personal, I think. Some of the election shit? Oh, definitely. Yeah, yeah. I want to go to some QAnon marches, like Save Our Children. Yeah. That shit.

Hell yeah. Well, one of our good friends is one of the leaders of that whole union, man. You talking about Sam? Yeah, Sam Tripoli. He really... If he wasn't molested, he hopes he was, you know. The all-gats Instagram. Oh, it was the all-gats. Not my bad. On

Instagram. Yeah. Is that a cricket, dog? This right here on the beach, huh? Yeah, dude. We had to pay extra for that. Now, he's your boy right here, dude. And this guy. I love it already. This is the craziest thing about a drunk fan. I think this is the best drunk fan. Yeah, this is the most drunk fan i've ever met in my life really yeah

where's this at set it up uh this is a daytona beach on memorial day weekend like two months the height of the pandemic before central florida became the covid capital of the world damn you're like christopher columbus of just bullshit yeah that's fucking amazing bro yeah where do you live or do you use rome i've lived in an rv the past year, but I just put down a lease on a spot in LA. Nice. Yeah. I'm straight, boss. How you feeling?

Nigga, I know you. What's up, nigga? What's up, nigga? I watch this nigga on YouTube. I watch this nigga. Yo, yo, you amazing, dog. You a legend, bro. This is my guy.

I came in and I just made this cracker right here. You feel me? Cracker. I love you, bro. You're amazing, you're a legend bro. This is my guy. I came to this cracker right here. I love you bro. You're amazing. I watch you on YouTube. Oh shit. I watch this bitch every day. He's called you a cracker and a bitch. I just meet him. I watch you bro. That's crazy. I look good? I look beautiful. Yes. Hey man, this is your boy. Cardio Perry coronavirus that shit low-key like lame as fuck Because look at this shit Your editing is great. It's so editing

Motherfuckers past 82% of heat. Bitch, it's done. That shit boring as fuck. That's good, man. That shit's hilarious. I love this cracker. Yo, bitch. Triple slur, you know what I mean? I just love the multiple high fives. Every 45 minutes.

So many daps. And that was only half of them, dude. So many daps. Ah, fucking hell. This is crazy. Fuck. Bro, this, yeah. And this is how we got turned.

That's the president! Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. Oh, shit. What a crazy world, bro. So some context for this. This is that Bama LSU game where I had to break up that fight with the Freestyle Battle Rappers.

Oh, of course. So this is right before that. This is during the game. Classic day in history. There was a lot of celebs there. Trump was there. Kanye was there. Justin Timberlake was there.

Wow. A bunch of people. What an honor, Ash, right there. Yeah. Do any of them fuck with you, or do they see the cameras and run? I didn't even get to see them. They were all in the stands, guarded. College kids don't even know how to act around the famous people.

You know, things is changing, Brennan. They are, man. Things is changing like the wind man you go outside and somebody you know they've somebody stabbing somebody in the yard you know dude this delivery culture is the demand is unreal oh it's i mean it's crazy bro i saw a guy the other day going down the street in a uh in a battleship oh what's throwing packages out the window? Throwing packages out the window, man. Dude, ShipStation, man. When you're selling online, getting a lot of orders out fast can be tough. That's why you need

ShipStation. It's fast. It's easy. It's the most affordable way to manage and ship your orders. Just a few clicks, you'll be managing your orders, putting out labels, getting your product to happy customers. ShipStation makes it so damn easy, bro. Praise Christ, man. Everybody wants to be a bootleg Santa. Everybody. ShipStation works with all the major your product to happy customers ship station makes it so damn easy bro praise christ man everybody wants to be a bootleg santa everybody ship station works with all the major carriers talking usps

fedex ups amazon shipping on them hoes boy no matter where you're selling amazon etsy whatever okay if you're using as he said fedex ups even amazon fulfillment name a company if you got to deliver something they're gonna you can't do it you've got to deliver something, you can't do it. You've got to go to work, man. You can't be driving something over to Milwaukee. No wonder. You can't drive something over there to Santa Fe. That ain't happening, man.

Use ShipStation. No wonder they're the number one choice of online sellers. Yep, right now. Kidding the sting. Listeners can try ShipStation for free for 60 days when you use offer code K-A-T-S. It's that easy. Make sure you're ready, ready though make sure you're ready to meet the demands of delivery culture get started at shipstation.com today click on the microphone top of the home page type in kats that's shipstation.com then enter offer code kats shipstation.com make ship happen oh Ooh, nothing like getting a box of meat straight to your house.

Dude, I'll tell you this. I opened a freezer the other day, and I forgot that I had a bunch of meats in there. It makes you feel good. A bunch of boned up meat, man. Fresh out of an animal's body. Imagine somebody killing an animal and then bringing a piece of it to your house. That right there. You're talking about that high quality meat, man.

That 100% grass fed. Oh, I'm talking about that high quality meat man that 100 grass fed oh i'm talking about the meat sometimes i used to get meat when i was growing up and it would have you know the meat would be all you know turning blue or something you know me bro luckily there's butcher box butcher box believes everyone deserves high quality meat man yeah we used to get like a turkey leg but the turkey would have a cast on its leg it would have been hurt before they killed it dude every month butcher box ships a curated selection of high quality meats right to your fresh meat fresh it's a no-brainer the best meat shipped right to your door which means one less trip to the grocery store get that meat served right into your hole right into your neck you can customize your box or go with one of theirs butcher box each box has

nine to eleven pounds of meat, fresh meat. You're talking about like 100% grass-fed, finished beef, free-range, organic chicken, not stressed-out chickens. Oh, this beef is fully finished, bro. There's nothing living anywhere in this thing. This thing's dead meat. Wild-caught Alaskan salmon. Ooh, swimming into my freaking body. Swim right in my bloodstream, Doug.

Swimming upstream, baby. Right now, Butch Box is offering new members ground beef for life. That's two pounds of ground beef in every box. That ground in pound, baby. For the life of their subscription. That Bryce Mitchell fucking body beating in every box for the life of the subscription. Go to ButcherBox.com. That's insane, bro.

That's insane. Ground beef for life, son. Very rare. These promos get me. Just go to butcherbox.com slash K-A-T-S. Dude, you're getting ground beef for the rest of your freaking life. That's butcherbox.com slash K-A-T-S. Gang shit, boy.

G-B-4-L. So one thing that's amazing, bro, is that your editing is fucking bizarre, though, Trevor. The way you guys, it's almost like a whole new style of editing. Yeah. It's kind of like... I love making fun of the entrepreneurs and literally any... I like to embody people who take themselves too seriously.

Like the motivational guys? Exactly, yeah. I can't stand them. So when I did have the bleached hair, I was like, what if I just slicked it all the way back and wore like a shitty wig? It looks dope though, dude.

Is this that Medium kid? Oh, yeah. On E! News? Is that that medium? No. He does look like him. Is there a person you look to when you're building these characters?

Or is it just like... A lot of people from my hometown. Dad are just like Instagram. Where's your hometown? It's like Camarillo, California. It's like an hour away. Okay. There's a lot of entrepreneurs up there?

A lot of people that... Well, like, we have like... There's a lot of victims of entrepreneurs. That's what I call them. With that pyramid scheme shit. They're real hard. And all these kids did pyramid schemes and like dropped out of college and now they just sell like CBD

like sandals and shit CBD and sandals bro I did pyramid scheme bro I lost a best friend in pyramid scheme I got his parents to get into it what did they have to buy in like alright there's some drinks you gotta kill your son it went belly up bro but yeah these kids were so funny cause they're all 18 they like all Buy in like guys some drinks you got to kill your son

But yeah, these kids are so funny cuz they're all 18 they like all shared a beach house I got a BMW and they're like don't you want this life? Can't even drink yeah, dude It's not called living with your parents if you pay them right are means high Lopez boys Good I didn't send it high Tai Lopez parks in my garage. Me? A drinking problem? It's called networking. So what if I don't know how to spell entrepreneur?

You know what I do know how to spell? Tesla. T-E-S-T-L-A-W. Being broke is a mindset. My girlfriend's also an entrepreneur. She sells vitamins and supplements. Keyword, sells. GNC.

You heard of it? T-E-T-E-S-L-A-W. Soword, cells. GNC. You heard of it? Tiki. Test. So also the editing you guys do, how do you kind of come up with that? That's funny. Yeah, I just like the quick because people have terrible attention rates right now. So I try to make it like quick, fast-paced, kind of what you do. But like the zoom in stuff that's kind of like Reno 911-ish, the office, that handheld type shit.

I've always been a fan of that because I went to film school and they're like, put it on that tripod. I'm like, that's fucking boring boring that's what everyone's doing yeah yeah so it's amazing how how i i think a lot of like creators don't understand that the audience is so much more capable of following the story yeah even if the story doesn't have a storyline they almost will just go like like they they don't care the camera doesn't have to be in one spot like it can be fucking ridiculous it's almost yeah the audience isn't stupid yeah the audience isn't stupid it's almost like they got so formulaic and that the audience is fucking retarded yeah and i like the zoom and shit because it just makes you it's like an extra joke it's an emphasis you know so it's like it's just adding energy and shit because i don't know i just like it it's more fun and just keeps it

like both you guys are really the masters of it i I mean, Andrew, you'll kind of like almost square off a piece and just show that again. Like it's just. Well, it's all about audio. If you can keep the audio track clean and crispy, you can do anything with the camera angles. But bad audio, horrible. How did you get that at Talladega? Just, what do you mean? Like was the audio fucked at Talladega?

Not really because I was holding that directional mic super close to people's faces. So they were just like going right into it but yeah it's fucking classic dude i want to think about real quick before we get into some videos and we're gonna go over some bullshit in here and we don't really have a plan but um fuck man um you don't have a plan right now no i do i do okay yeah i love that i love what andrew said about like you just go you try to follow the woos yes yesterday follow energy wherever it's at yeah and the screams follow screaming yeah there's always someone oh so just think about where is someone screaming right now like for example i'm just moving in right now but there's so much happening there's people outside of jail screaming to let r kelly free right now yes you gotta wish i was there

but i can't because i have to set up this Ikea bed frame. But next week, I'll be back on my shit. Next week, done. But what about, so Trevor, one thing you do, bro, and not to be just blowing you guys up, bro, but y'all's dicks are probably gassed up by us already this morning. But you will turn around something so quick. If there's kind of a vibe that you catch, you don't waste any time in then creating something.

Like I think a mindset that I've always had is like the preparation mindset and like the, okay, this has to be ready. This has to be ready. I want it to be perfect. Right. I want it to be perfect. I'm not saying you guys isn't perfect, but you still will go over it a million fucking times.

Yeah. The way I i do is like you definitely cut corners in a show sometimes but like honestly i'm more so like if i can be the first on a trend like i've i made one of the first like tiger king videos when that popped and then there's like 5 000 after non-stop so like if you're the first to do a trend then like oh cool then everyone is like almost following in you oh it's like his yeah yeah but then if 30 people have one out and then you put out there's no like specialty to it now is it hard to trust your instincts though at times where you're like okay yeah because sometimes you put them out and it's like oh that one didn't go as well as i

wanted but you just stay fearless like because there's a moment there for and i'll even just say for myself it's like if i think i'm gonna create something or put something out like i'll get a little bit scared you know and if something doesn't go and that can like inhibit me from doing like trusting my instincts for whatever the next thing is yeah it's kind of like uh like if you just invest too early like kind of like surfing like you might be like oh everybody's gonna get on this wave and then it never really picks on and then you're like oh fuck i thought that was gonna hit but when it does hit it hits you know like the white club video i made is like what I can't go in next to a bar without some alcoholic forever. White Claw, jam it in your ass.

Fourth of July. It's December. But shit like that. Let me see that video, dude. So I just made fun of people who drink white claws. And this was like. Which is everybody, right? But this was like a year and a half ago.

And that's what really like popped it off. And then they sent me a cease and desist because I put it. White it yeah i know they're a trash company but um they should pay you did you get sponsored by truly uh no it led to a brand deal with natty light oh gosh because they saw this yeah yeah i fucking love natty they don't give a fuck hell yeah pretty much i made this video because my roommate kept talking about it and then i was like maybe it's big enough for the culture and then it just like the perfect storm like kind of came through catching a storm is beautiful yeah and i had no idea this video would be big because there's a two and a half minute ad in the middle for some shitty fucking cologne thing that hit me up for like for a thousand dollars can you put on this yeah hold on before you do that i just want to say

there was a study done a few years ago of uh people drinking murderers and one of the top i think two beverages was natural light that was committed drinking before murder natty ice and mickey's it wasn't that specific it was more just you know natural light but oh word but mickey's 40s yeah every serial killer dude ted corso pretty crazy though there's something in it that leads you to fucking really take somebody's life let's see it nick is it actually murderers or it sounds like uh victims of uh drunk driving like in wisconsin just 20 natty lights you drive home from a bar and you kill someone oh they used to include a shirt with the Natty Ice, if you remember. Oh, wow.

Yeah, 12-pack would have a shirt at the bottom. Your life must be kind of brutal, dude, as far as frat bros record. Yeah, no, frat, dude, it's like my demo's like, on like Instagram, it shows your demo,

it's like 95 dudes, and like five girls are like, we're done. Have you gone to a college party since being a varro? Yeah, we have like filmed at colleges, and it's just like,

but have you ever just walked through like a college campus, like USC? Nah, nah. Dude. Like we filmed at usc but i would not like put myself in that position i can't imagine how annoying you would be chained to a wall in an hour somewhere i'll be in a casket doing lsd and i'm like oh fuck it's real and you wake up like welcome to fine you yeah no but i made this shit literally like an hour with my friend at his apartment. Churdley's the other guy I film with a lot.

Not thinking anything of it. How long ago is this? This is probably like, this was last summer. Hit it. Still the blonde hair. White Claw? White Claw Summer 2019 baby. Fuck those glasses.

Basically just a vegan Four Loko. Think about it, McCroy. It's just a virgin White Claw. It's like a Four Loko that went to private school. Ain't no laws when you're drinking claws, baby. And that's where that story came from. I mean, it's basically just a rich person's limerida. I only drink White Claws on days that I'm with wise.

That's all of them, Margaret. I don't really know what seltzer means, but it sounds rich. If you look closely, you can see me getting barreled in that wave right there. You're a Trulies girl? Probably have an android too. Why are there no songs about white claws yet? Like, not even the chain smokers have that? Pathetic.

Yeah, you claws? Mango's not in the variety pack? You're lucky I fuck a black cherry. Doesn't even taste like anything. Shh. Yeah, if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of a crackling jewel. You know what it tastes like? Nothing.

Dude, so uh... And then there's a giant two minute ad in the middle of it. This ad is two minutes? Yeah. I was like, this video's not gonna pop and I gotta put an ad in a video. Cause like my manager's like, hey, this is due on Monday. How stoked were they that this was in the middle? Oh, they were pumped, dude.

That's hilarious. You made up no laws with the clause? Yeah, it's from that video. Fuck, dude. But that quote got so much bigger than the video. People are just like, my friend saw it at a bar in Austin. He's like, my friend made that. He's like, shut the fuck up, Jason.

Nobody made that. Yeah. Didn't they call him a homosexual and call the cops on him? That quote might be above like three or four billion repetitions. If you think about how many people have said that. Damn, how'd you think of that? It just rhymed with claws. I was sitting on that balcony and I was like,

what rhymes with claws? Laws. And the internet's like, what the fuck did he just say? Ain't no laws with the claws. Can you imagine how many people have said that before they fucking died in a car accident later that night? You know what I'm saying, bro? Oh, man.

I mean, that's sad. Head on with the seven claws. Work on a sexual assault case. There's no law. Yeah. Ain't no law. People that yell it out aren't great people. No.

You know. Yeah, especially a guy. Damn, that's great, though. Just to impress culture like that, just to drive it, bro. No. Yeah, especially if they're not. Damn, that's great, though. Just to impress culture like that, just to drive it, bro. How does it feel being that guy, the prophet of the quote? It's interesting. I feel like a rapper when they have a song pop off and they're like a one-hit type thing. So people are just like, they don't even know I have a name.

They're like, oh, White Claw? I'm like, for sure, dude. I'll be White Claw. Can I get my order now? Now, what about the chicks? How has it been with the chicks for you guys? You guys, is there like a... We talked about it yesterday a little bit, like managing, like talking about...

Fuck. You talking about some YouTube groupies? I'm saying two sentences at the same time, yeah. How's it been with the chicks? I'm trying to find a wife. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. You're young.

I'm just trying to get cuffed out here in LA. I don't want to be dating and spending a bunch of money. You know what I'm saying? Don't do it in a white ribbon. Well, I got a girl now but like I went through those definitely those like fuck boy phases where some girls like oh my god you're verified you're like haha what about it oh I am I didn't even realize it you're like yes you did yeah so I mean it's definitely yeah it's like hilarious because like people from my college when I didn't have any like

like videos or anything who wouldn't really talk to me and now it's like literally like mike jones back then type shit like oh i'm in la you want a link like what yes of course yeah so i mean it just makes sense am i verified oh wow is that what that blue check man i thought it was getting demonetized dude i used to tell girls that i had the blue they gave you an actual blue check that you got to keep at your place i wish just like went on like the old game shows when they give you a giant check your door just a giant blue check i mean wife is like a metaphor you know i don't actually want to get eloped yeah maybe i do in vegas you just want like a ride or die yeah that sounds tighter to me than like you know like dm surfing being like what's good like oh dude it's so sketchy bro dude yeah yeah you guys are. Not any age. What am I talking about?

Any age gets dicey. Oh, yeah. Everybody's, you know. Listen, the UFC's happening. You got NBA playoffs happening. You got the finals happening. You got NFL popping up. You got college football on your freaking grill, man.

You want to watch sports make bank? Use my bookie. I'm talking about my bookie, dog. My bookie.ag. It's simple. Make your picks, win big, collect your motherfucking cash. Bet on election. Bet on something.

Bet on who's going to win this, who's going to win that. Bet on your mom rolling her ankle. Dude, bet on anything, bro. You know what I'm saying? Everybody's got to do something. Bet on if my boy Terrence Ross is going to hit that three-pointer for the Orlando Magic to sink the Milwaukee Buccaneers. I'll take that bet.

He's probably not. Use promo code K-A-T-S and double your first deposit on mybookie.ag. Your winning season begins today only at mybookie. Look, you know it's degenerate to gamble, but hey, if there's a place that you're going to do it, mybookie.ag. Dude, my hair, bro, is getting out of control.

It's growing like a weed, man. I used a little bit of hams, and now I got a lot of hair. Oh, wow, man., bro, is getting out of control. It's growing like a weed, man. I used a little bit of hems, and now I got a lot of hair. Oh, wow, man. So you've been taking care of it. I've been taking care of it. I'm trying to grow it out. When I was young, you used to hear different myths would come down the line. Like what?

Hey, put a little mustard in your hair, bro. You know what I'm saying? Hide your fucking sister in a thing. Like make a mayonnaise helmet and hide your sister's head in it. I used to soak mine in Kool-Aid. Ohaid oh yeah people do different things to take care of their body you know my grandmother used to put a little dipper hair put a can of ginger ale in a sink and dip her hair in it i've heard that works but you know what for sure works i'm talking about fourhems.com one-stop shop for hair loss skin care sexual wellness for the bros it's time to write a new

chapter one in which you got a full set of hair bro stay bent no snake oil i'm talking prescription solutions backed by science is your hair is your head nasty bro if you look at your head and it seems nasty brother then change your life up yeah you need four hands connect you with a licensed medical professional online man answer a few quick questions medical professional will review determine if it's right for you bam prescribing medication shows up at your freaking doorstep man what else do you want from us what else you want man look man i want exactly what i'm gonna get okay for hims.com slash k-a-t-s i want successful libido successful hair vibes full refund of price paid available

for first 90 days supply requiem profess made between 90 and 180 days after product shipment delivered. Prescription products require an online consultation with medical professional who will determine if a prescription is appropriate, restrictions apply. See website for full details and important safety information. Remember, that's 4hims.com slash K-A-T-S. This guy looks like he might drink a few white claws what's he talking about uh we asked uh people uh for some road trip stories and people said in some what's up what's up theo what's up andrew my name is sean oh not me andrew put it in a story house

representing that nola i had a little bit of a road trip story for y'all that I wanted to share. So a few years ago, I moved back to Baltimore, my hometown from San Francisco. My boy Rob drove with me the entire way, and we participated in this thing called the Kid Rock Challenge. That meant that we listened to nothing but Kid Rock the entire way. Oh, no. That sounds like some frat hazing right there. EDM remixes of Kid Rock. Classical covers. The sound instrumentals of Kid Rock.

Quartet. Doing Kid Rock jams. All I knew for a week driving cross country was Kid Rock. We'd stop in different spots. We stopped in Arizona. Saw some lot lizards. Had a few run-ins with a couple of them run-ins means paying for sex as well yeah so just wanted to share that story with y'all thank you guys for all the stuff you're doing your show is helping me get through

this covid stuff keep doing what you're doing love the show gang gang buzz buzz buzz buzz gang brother I would say kid rock is my least favorite artist of all time I've only heard like one song but I just I don't know maybe I'm wrong but I mean you're a little younger so you might be a little bit of a joke now he's like out of shape still rocking the wife beater. His hair is leaving. That's not my guy. That's not my guy. No, that's him.

That's not my guy. Bro, you could almost do it. If you wigged up, bro, you could go. A little bit. Wigged up. I could see it. Kid Rock's son. Skid Rock, dude.

Skid Rock. Kid Rock's little brother. It's a son that he denies, bro Skid Rock Little lot lizard baby, you know He has some fucking jams, though Does he? Alright, cool You guys gotta put me on

Maybe I'm wrong Well, let's take it easy Bro, I used to cry at the gym In one of his fucking songs But I was also on steroids And I'm a fucking little bit of a bitch I'd cry to a Pandora ad if I had to. Yeah, dude.

I've cried to a lot of shit. Can you think of a worst artist to listen to for a drive across the country? Now, that I think is fascinating. I mean, I can definitely think of a few. Yeah, I can definitely think of a few. What do you guys think? Because I'm a light fan. I'm kind of a Kid Rock fan, so.

Yeah, I also like Kid Rock. But I respect your opinion. Yeah, you're asking the wrong people. But I think it's fascinating to think that these dudes went full Kid Rock across the whole. It's just a hilarious artist to pick. But he has a large catalog. Oh, yeah? You know what?

He has a ton of. You guys are Kid Rock fans. But he's also defending him at a rate that I can't really even respect at this point. I'm just saying, you might not like all of his song, but if you're going to listen to someone, he has a shit ton of songs. Fuck Off featuring Eminem and then Black Chick, White Guy. Two last songs on this album.

Eminem was not on the clean version. You got to respect Eminem for that. I'm cussing, and it's in the contract. Oh, Cowboy's dope, too. He has a mixed child. He's got a beautiful little mixed child, though, too. You know what he does now? He does cruises. Kid Rock cruises. Yeah, really. He has a mixed child. He's got a beautiful little mixed child, though, too. You know what he does now? He does cruises.

Kid Rock cruises. Yeah. Really? It's a nightmare. You think you have an all-bro fan base? Going to Kid Rock cruise. Bikers and shit. Chin, why don't you chime in, man?

Well, how about Chin? How about Chin, who doesn't have to interject, constantly just the freaking... Judging. Yeah. I'm taking notes. Are you a Kid Rock fan, Chin? For sure. Chin's a musician.

That's why we ask him. If you have to drive across the country... I would totally you a Kid Rock fan Chin? For sure Chin's a musician That's why we ask him If you had to drive Across the country I would totally listen to Kid Rock But if you had to pick one artist Who would you pick? Some country shit? Garth Brooks

It would be country Garth Brooks has a catalog Tim McGraw Tim McGraw 100% I listened to Lil Baby the whole time Wow You know what? Sped up, slowed down

I was gonna say that He's got such a diverse emotional catalog I was gonna say I would be total my car so quick. I'd just be too geeked up. It's a U-turn, baby. That's what I listen to right now. I listen to sped up a little, baby.

You guys know about 954 Fast Music? No. No education. So, okay. It's like some Orlando bass. They speed up like basically trap music and they mix it all crazy. It's like the opposite of Chopped and Screwed. It's popping right now.

It's the opposite of Houston. That's great. Wow. It's like smothered and covered all crazy. It's like the opposite of Chopped and Screwed. It's popping right now. It's the opposite of Houston. That's great. Wow. It's like smothered and covered kind of. It's crazy. You young bucks drink energy drinks and you want it fast.

That's what we do. We're looking for anything that's not cocaine but we're like, oh, this caffeine drink is 300 milligrams. Yeah, that's normal. I'm that way.

I'm hip. I'm hip. I'm cool. That's what I like. I'm still cold brew for life though yeah yeah word this is a four shot uh americana four shots yeah i can get behind that that's great and it doesn't this is four shots why you told me to get you what i get i said get me an iced coffee cold coffee that's a quad shot bro bro i said get a cold coffee iced

coffee man kept saying cold weird too it's called a cold coffee. It's ice coffee. All right. You guys ever overdosed on caffeine before? Oh, yeah. I have a new business partner, actually. We're developing an app, and he overdosed on caffeine. So no-dose pills? You know those caffeine pills?

They fuck you up. Let me tell you this. So my buddy used to get all the dates in our school, right? And I was his kind of ugly friend that would just ride with him, right? You were the fat, ugly chick? I wasn't fat. I was lean. You know what I mean, though. i think it was just lack of confidence i probably i've always been kind of it's a number of things if i brush my teeth i'm an eight right so but i've always

just had no confidence but i would ride with him he was my best friend so he would let me ride he'd let me ride in the trunk even if he was on a date and stay in the trunk good guy pop out the key thing so you could breathe wow and uh so one time he's going to pick up this girl mary beth was her name dude and she was hot and before i was like dude let's get some no-dos let's party a little before your date dude we're fucking alive so we stop at the gas station do we eat a package right dude package of of no-dos it was like these pills it was like 30 shots of coffee yeah it was a lot you get so sick yeah bro you don't get sick bro so we pull up at her house he's like man i'm not feeling so great let's just wait a minute before we go in bro an hour and a half later he and i

are both have our seats all the way back he's not even gone up to the door this is before cell phones there's a moment where i saw her on the porch like looking for him We're laying in the car and each of us are talking about how we can feel our hair growing And then we would take turns feeling each other's hair By the time we kind of came around a functionality it was like 12 30 and uh the date was there was no chance from the go oh it was a wrap bro you fucked with those all the time i i haven't but i just know that if you were to overdose on caffeine that would be the fastest way yeah i don't want that you got to go in you got to go hard i gotta ask you guys so i'm thinking one of the first times

that i noticed funny stuff on the web somebody showed me a guy named little terrio right it was diet it's like a little guy he He has diabetes, but he got that... It's like bankroll PJ's dad, right? What's he doing now? Has he lost weight? Kill him. This is all mine. Travel.

Get buckets. Find that nigga home. Get buckets. Get it right, Terrio. That boy's thick look at him oh oh so that started oh kill him and get buckets right that's where so where that's where both of those things that was your first video that's the first thing I ever saw when somebody showed me that it just blew up I didn't know what was going on what was that dude's name unforgivable oh fucking so good that was like the first thing I

ever saw on YouTube that was I was like the first thing of like comedy comedy I saw dudes in the woods and he's just he's like you bitch you tell me you had no brother it's like yeah I went to the Levin's they get some pants for me and my niggas. I was going to steal them. I ain't got no money. Met a girl there trying on some skirts. I was like, what that smell like?

She was like, she didn't know what to say. I was like, bitch, don't make me ask you again. Anyway, got her number. The next day we went to Chicken Filet, some place in the mall. When I got there, I was like, bitch, where are all these people? I heard. He's about to laugh right now. He said, well, that's the mall.

I'm like, whatever, bitch. Give me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries. That's hilarious. mall I'm like whatever bitch chicken sound is a waffle frost is this a Republican National Convention so is this Blair Witch for that fuck is it that's really Blair bitches it was like 10 or 12 years ago it's chocolate rain era wow my first one was you remember it was I think it was a news station and they thought they saw a leprechaun in the tree. Like, who saw the leprechaun? I think I saw him like talking to a leprechaun.

Say yeah. Who all seen a leprechaun? Say yeah. Yeah. Well, just in time for St. Patrick's Day, crowds are coming by the dozens to get an up close view of what some say is a piece of Irish folklore. Some people in the Crichton area of Mobile say a leprechaun is taking up residence in their neighborhood. A leprechaun. She's a what?

They both freak me out. Curiosity leads to large crowds in Mobile's Crichton community. Many of you bring buttocks, can quarters, even camera phones to take pictures. To me, it look like a leprechaun to me. I got to do a little bit of treat. Who else in the leprechaun to me i gotta do a little bit of treat eyewitnesses say it comes out at night if you shine a light can't write that and that changed

the world bro oh yeah that dude went to bars after like yo are you a leprechaun dude and then they had i remember so And then we'll get enough Watches of videos finally But uh But yeah What was Andrew's? Oh yeah what was yours Andrew? Sorry

My what? First like Like comedy Like viral comedy Damn I got When I was in like fifth grade I was really into atheist YouTubers

That's a category I was just like really I was like yeah Fuck yeah Cause I had kind of a religious upbringing With my grandma She was a Presbyterian YouTubers. That's a category? I was just like, really? I was like, yeah, fuck yeah. Cause I had kind of a religious upbringing with my grandma. She was a Presbyterian. So I found these atheist neck beard guys on YouTube yelling at the camera about how God isn't real.

And I was like, fuck yeah. I don't think I got into comedy until much later. It all began with atheist YouTubers. I've never, I've never said that on record before. No homo dog. That's just chill, bro. Don't man. before. No homo, dog. That's just chill, bro.

Don't, man. That's normal, bro. Get it off your chest, man. Thank you guys. I appreciate it. You feel better now? Yeah, I feel better. You feel good, man.

Dude, yeah. I used to go look at pornography in the library when I was young. I'd look at the art books that had drawings, pictures of Rubenesque women by the lake. Tell them what you do with your dick. Dude, and I would take my penis and put it in the book, right? And this is when my penis was real real hard yeah and then i would squeeze the book against it bro and that pressure would just get me up and get me off leather bound books or just like paperback no nice books man yeah yeah yeah look at that right there oh that's what you're talking about you can always know how to find a tit when you're a child. In your house, you're like, oh, Natural Geographic, page 47.

There's a tit. There's fireside tits, bro. Yeah. And you catch the flame hitting a freaking long titty just right, bro. Boss nation, son. Boss nation, bro. You know what I'm saying? Ain't no laws for these balls, dog.

There it is. Full circle right there. But let's get into a couple of videos. Yeah, man. We had some submissions from some people of videos. Yeah, man. We had some submissions from some people, Nick. Yeah, we had another road trip story. Okay. Yeah, let's hear it.

Give me some road trip. Mask in the car. This guy's currently on a road trip. The craziest road trip story would have to be when me and my infantry friend, Kwan, went to go scope out someplace to camp right off base at this devil-worshipping town we were hearing so much about. And, yeah, we went out there and Marilyn Manson was shooting a fucking music video. Sick. Honestly, looking back on it, I'm not surprised.

There's some weird vibes out there. Supposedly there's empty shacks out there with records glued to the ceiling. So, yeah, we see him out there. I want to take a picture. My friend says no because we're in our uniform still. And if it had gone on the internet, we'd get in trouble by higher ups. You're busted now, dude. Drive past, go to the crater that everyone talks about that says the devil flew,

like he got cast out of heaven landed on earth And that's where he landed. I didn't see any what military just got fighting for you, but you know People can believe what they want to believe This guy's need some of those caffeine pills The energies out of this world. 1, 2, 5 speed. It's nighttime. We're hitting a turn, 80 miles per hour. Someone put three bundles of hay in the middle of the road to try and get us to crash.

Wow, that's fucked up. My friend said, no, maybe it fell out the back of a truck. I'm like, this is the desert. There's no cows. There's no sheep. There's no goats. So you can believe what you want to believe, but I am never coming back out here. Sure.

And I think it came to his senses because he never mentioned camping out there ever again. Wow, that was riveting. I want to know the name of that town. Can we play that back? I can believe what I want to believe. Please tell me again. That was riveting. No, seriously, I want to know the name of that town because I want to pull up.

A devil-worshipping town? I should have already been there. For real. Yeah. How about the forest? Is it Japan-chin? The suicide forest? Yeah.

Take the Logan Paul forest? Yeah, yeah. But don't film the dead bodies. But you can go there. You can go there for sure. You went on Impulsive, didn't you, Trev? I did, yeah. Logan's actually a good guy. Yeah, he's cool. He's a great guy. Yeah, I was on there. I was surprised. Have you didn't you try i did yeah logan's actually a good guy yeah he's cool he's a great guy yeah i was on there i was surprised have you done a show yeah he's a really good dude yeah you were surprised what's up you were surprised

that i kind of like i had a feeling that he's like finding a better lane for himself and figuring out but um just like the internet just like goes in on him i met him he's like so humble he's a really good and his house is massive yeah i felt like it was on mtv cribs because there's just random people everywhere for no reason he's like what did that guy do he's like i humble. He's a really good dude. And his house is massive. Yeah. I felt like I was on MTV Cribs because there's just random people everywhere for no reason. Yeah. I was like, what did that guy do? He was like, I don't know.

I think he like prints stuff for us. He got the security at the front. Yeah, dude. You know you're rich when they got like cars parked on the grass just sideways. Yeah. I don't even know.

Yeah, people shit on that guy a lot. But I watched his Flat Earth documentary. It's so fucking funny. So funny. And I covered the conference like this year. I guess he went the year before. Is it in the same place all the time?

Last year it was Colorado. Boulder, right? This year it was Frisco, Texas, right north of Dallas. The Flat Earth Convention. Imagine that. Was it popping? What do you mean? Like a convention is like big.

It was probably like 500 Flat Earthers, which is enough. Yeah. That's a lot of Flat Earthers in one room. Think about that. 500 people think the Earth is flat. He got a flat earth girlfriend when he was there and wow they had like candid like talks under the stars about the shape of the earth he did a great job because and they thought he was like gonna promote flat earth he did at the end he got up and he was like i'm a flat earther and they were cheering for him yeah they didn't know that he was just fucking yeah and it's interesting

at his level of clout to be able to try new things, I feel like, even with the boxing, to try like – and, I mean, he really trained for that boxing. He showed up here while he was doing it. Like, just one day, him and Tim Dillon were on. And it was just like – I mean, he had just come from training. He's just – I mean, you could just tell how dialed in he was. That's what he was thinking about. My thing with that is – and you guys know this, the clout and the the fan base that you have you know

logan paul could do anything he could do a fucking sprint against another youtuber and 30 million people are gonna pay to watch that shit so for him to do fighting ain't easy man that's crazy it's a nightmare it's a fucking night yeah that's like your world right it's a tough go yeah it's a tough fucking go man so to have the balls to do it and and to have a successful pay-per-view is nuts. And to get in that kind of shape. Was that all Natty or do you think he? I don't know, dude. I don't know.

How much time did he have to train? Do we know this? Three months. And a rich three months, dude. There's a difference between training when you're poor and training when you're rich. Training when you're rich, there's people that help you. He had all the resources. I went to his house a couple times. There's somebody always're training when you're rich there's people that help you. He had all the resources.

I went to his house a couple times there's somebody always cutting vegetables in his kitchen. That's what I'm saying there's just random people everywhere that you don't know what they do

but they're just there. The ring was in his backyard. He had professional boxers help him out. Yeah he has a ring in his backyard. Tony Jeffries helped him out like he had legit.

Yeah that makes sense. So I don't think that he would yeah I bet that he wouldn't juice. He looked his muscle looked like real muscle. I think he's always being pretty out here. I've done steroids you know. I bet that he would in juice. His muscle looked like real muscle. I think he's always been pretty out here. I've done steroids, you know. I've done them with gay men.

Tell him. Tell him. Tell him. Tell him. I've done them in high school with 32-year-old Italian busboys. Tell him about pulling over on the highway. We used to pull over on the side of the highway. So when you ran out of gas, you would just push that bitch and do your squats for the day?

Yeah, dude, definitely. Bro, dude, one of my best friends was one of the toughest gay male prize fighters in Southeast region, semi-region. Bare knuckle. Were you in a cult, Theo? Huh? Were you in a cult? I was in like a group. A group.

I was in a small group. I listened to it this morning. Oh, yeah, yeah. When am I going to ask him about this? I was in a different, I was in some different groups, but. Different groups. But anyway, yeah, that muscle looks fat I going to ask him about this? I was in a different, I was in a different, been in some different groups, but. Different groups. But anyway, yeah, that muscle looks fat. That muscle looks thick, you know.

Oh, shit. Yeah, you're in that real cold, bro. Let's pull up that next video. That's me right there, dude. Beautiful chest. Just because of the youth, not the muscle. Good tune. Brandon, you got a kid out there.

This is how we're telling you wouldn't that be the worst you got a tiktok of yourself does he sing that child looks sad you staring out the window that's me come back Melissa

is this kid rock that kid looks like at you about to cry so cute she said king at her sting it in her email uh introducing the young ones to old bangers i king it my kid's not into it though his favorite song right now is uh the baby the baby the baby's his new, his, the number one song right now? All the songs sound the same. What? Bob? What? God.

You know what I'm talking about. What's his, his, Rockstar? Rockstar. Yeah. He loves Rockstar. Oh, Rockstar.

Cop car. Yeah. There you go, cop car. Yeah. There he goes, cop car. What's he got, 63 million? Yeah. Whoa.

And this is his favorite video, and he's four and he'll go papa put on DaBaby with the shooters I'm like alright

well don't call them shooters and is that the one everybody made TikToks to right I don't know I'm not

yeah that was a big dance yeah I don't do TikTok either man it freaks me out yeah but she would do

really well on there you think so oh yeah so how would you do so if you had so how would you put his stuff on there? I would just upload a minute straight. Because you have so much content banked up. That's what I did.

You do TikTok? I just upload all my old shit on there. Oh, okay, cool. Do you do TikTok? Yeah, we have TikTok. But we just do like 15-second clips. The funniest part is when people just take words that you said, and then they put them on something.

We made this with the animation. Oh, yeah, dude. said and then they put them on something we made this with the animation hilarious i think tiktok's easy because you can put whatever music you want and they don't take it down so it's really easy to compose yeah instagram twitter a bunch of haters man i want to do a video on tiktok kids like zoomer influencer types like i want to document their like engagement dude go to that sway house they just fucking pulled the plug on bro oh you should just interview some of these kids but i don't know they don't have really personalities the people you interview are like the people you want are they uh are they getting rid of tiktok in america didn't trump ban that shit i don't know what's

going on they were hoping it was gonna to get bought out because, you know, TikTok with the Chinese is problems. But do you guys think about that kind of shit? Like, are you guys like, I just feel like that's more like adult shit that people are worrying about. Like, are you guys worrying about like the infrastructure, the ownership of these platforms and shit? No, I don't give a shit. China can

literally watch everything that I do. I'm just not saying, dude. Chin's fucking Korean, bro. And he sits in here the whole do. I'm just not politically like, Chin's fucking Korean, bro. And he sits in here the whole time. I'm taking notes. You well care once it starts to influence your world, though, and they start yanking your shit. Yeah, I mean, I live a public

life, so like China peeping doesn't freak me out. If they deleted all the social media, then I'm kind of fucked. What they do is get your personal info, though. Because I don't know what TikTok requires. I'm trying to think like what personal info i haven't already like distributed like you're uh yeah i mean you told us about atheist youtubers man now they got that they're atheists out there though just putting that out there yeah there's a lot of atheists out there man a lot of just people loitering out here on earth a lot of lost people yeah uh what else we got nick uh hey nick you seem

like an atheist uh i grew up i want to believe in something but i grew up catholic and uh it's hard to you can't commit to that but like uh i don't know i want to believe in something it's too depressing to think it's over to me so i try i actually tried to just live and not think about it because like literally when i was in grade school i would cry myself to sleep thinking about death and nothingness well this got sad it was i was like first grade it like fucked me up damn i haven't told a lot of people that but thank you we're all admitting stuff my girl's grandma died and tried to explain to four y'all he's like where'd grandma go and i don't really believe in Jesus Christ and all this stuff.

I'm not Catholic or Christian. I was like, because my girl's like, oh, she's in heaven. My son's like, what's heaven? I'm like, is she, though? You know, it's tough with a four-year-old, man. What did you say? I think DMT, that kind of stuff, shows you there's something more. I'm sorry, I interrupted you.

Go on. No, go ahead. It's over. Yeah. It's over, kid. Usually, you get them a ham. You get them a little animal or something to teach them about death well i did though because we got a lizard in the backyard i said grandma's like that lizard grandma's that lizard dude yeah my mom she got us two hamps and uh named after our grandparents

claire and laddie bro and they both died And that's how she kind of prepared us for whenever they were going to die. That's smart. This was my life lesson as a kid. I had a hamster, right? My brother's like, I want a hamster. And he got this dark hamster with red eyes. I'm like, that thing seems evil. And then we put them in a cage together, woke up the next morning.

My brother's dark, evil hamster ripped my hamster's face off and ate it. I'll tell you. That's how I learned about death. And that's life, baby hamster ripped my hamster's face off and ate it. I'll tell you this story. And that's how I learned about death as a young man. So, Curtis. We had this kid named Curtis, bro. That's life lessons, son. Get your fucking shit together, Andrew. Yeah, bro. Welcome to the real world, bro.

Welcome to this burning target, motherfucker. Get your fucking microphone out now, man. Here's what I'm saying though man uh so dude we stayed at this kid named curtis's house bro and we used to have to sleep all in his bed and we would sleep body different ways like head head to toe nuts to butt and uh and in the middle of the night their dog was barking all night and the dad went out there and put a bullet right in his head oh my god yeah that's dark that's super dark and there's my buddy after a dance had a girl come over the beautiful girl man and i had a crush on her but it was the same

buddy that i used to you know just the ladies along yeah god man shout out scott satchel the guy was just the ladies man dude and and so uh and he ended up touching this girl's vagina you know yeah and uh and then curtis's dad came out and smelled his fingers by the fire oh over and over again until we all went to bed oh that dad has a problem i don't know no he does i'm telling you and then bro he made him kind of stay out there and i remember being inside like looking out the window and he was still out there smelling like what's all those fingers that smell so good you know did he have some

tall brahmin or something yeah it's just different times man when do I get to smell it doesn't get this dark huh I'm hoping it you didn't know

we were this fucked up huh Andrew's scared I'm thinking about when I was seven I had bought this lizard at the renaissance fair in Philadelphia

and it was snaky it was a spotted gecko and I was seven and I said how long is this dude gonna live because I don't want to have to see him die before I graduate high school and he's like he's gonna live until you're like and I'm snaky off this guy. He was a spotted gecko and I was seven and I said, how long is this dude going to live because I don't want to have to see him die

before I graduate high school and he's like, he's going to live until you're like an old man and I was like, word? Because I know

reptiles live that long. So I'm chilling five months later it's the American Idol finale. Bo Bice versus Carrie Underwood. I'm a huge Bo Bice guy. Oh, you're a Bo Bice guy.

Oh dude, I would vote every time multiple times on the same phone. I'd use friends' phones to vote for Bo Bice. I was more of a Clay Aiken guy but you can a bowbice guy i would vote every time multiple times in the same phone i'd use friends phones to vote for bowbice i was more of a clayican guy but you can see where nobody was more into bowbice than me right that night they go carrie underwood as the new american idol i'm fucking sobbing i'm like no i walk into my room dude snaky is slumped over he's dead as

fuck and i'm like oh my god i thought that was the worst night of my life i thought the story was gonna get really dark you couldn't handle him losing you just walked in you looked at the lizard you're like well no that's bo beis but yeah my mom so your road trip would be bo beis it would be all bo beis he's still making music is he bo beis three is that the name of that album how is that not called Bo Thrice yeah RIP Snakey my mom RIP Bo Bice

damn damn man Snakey was sick though shout out to Bo Bice and here we got the finale right here and here's a guy right here

who's been having some tough times maybe or he's just a good guy what's up King of the Sting it's Jack Roberts here just wanted to send in up, King of the Sting? It's Jack Roberts here. I just wanted to send in a quick King of the Sting.

What's up, Brendan? What's up, Theo? What's up, Nick? What's up, Chin? What's up, Kat? What's up, Chappelle? I love all you guys. Keep doing what you're doing.

Theo, I love this past weekend. Brendan, I love Fighter and the Kid. You guys are both hilarious. So just a quick King of or Stinger for you guys. Samurai Swords. Japanese hitters. I got this thing in Japan a couple summers ago when I was over there.

How'd you get it back? I'm wondering what you guys think. Let me know. Is this a kid from Bad Santa, first of all? You gotta answer his question. What do you guys think? Mr. Roberts, was that his name? Robert? Mr. Roberts? Was it was it chad well look young fella i think uh that's a beautiful sword

and i you seem like the kind of guy that would wield a sword with respect i think it's who uh who's behind the sword so the sword is just a piece of metal yeah i'm gonna sting swords what do you do with it you can can't really fuck around with it. You can protect your fucking land, Brendan. I mean, I guess. Bushwhack? There's not a whole lot

of activities you can do with that goddamn sword. Yeah. Yeah, there is. Have you read, look at different books, like name some books that have swords in them, Chin.

Ninja Warrior. Yeah. Lance a lot. Yeah. You could do Hibachi. Yeah. Mulan. Sorry, man. I'm getting kind of Yeah. Mulan. Sorry, man.

I'm getting kind of rude. Mulan. Good book. Andrew, what do you think on this one? I just think swords are dope. They look cool. The idea of them is cool. But when it's in your crib, what do you do with it?

I feel like I wouldn't even know how to hurt somebody with it. I feel like I would just hit them with a dull end or something. Sure. Or just keep poking them with it. That's crazy. Yeah. I just put it on my wall. Because then if you break

into my house you're like oh it's got no shit then it's more of like a free safety yeah yeah i would i and i think that's a good thing having a sword near an entryway where people see it when they come in have a couple lights focused on it maybe an arrow pointing at it on the wall just let them know you don't play no shit yeah i'll fuck up a mean envelope real quick you know yeah we opening mail in this bitch um what was that last thing nothing uh i think we've done this before in the past but we got we have some new culture corner so they can we can get their take on it might be a lot of culture in the corner today too so it's good stand in for the homie chapelle yo what up brennan theo in the culture corner uh my name is felix from chicago

got a king eater singing for you drugs or alcohol hot take wow i thought it might lead to stories i don't know uh i'm not a big drug i mean i do nicotine every day if you consider that a drug i'm more of an alcohol guy whiskey yeah whiskey yeah i go drink i go tequila because that's like it's that upper you know gets you feeling like you're on drugs but you're just hammered yeah i go drinking yeah like rainier beer whiskey are you are you a drug no drugs here the young kids do drugs yeah yeah? Yeah, but no. The next day is always so brutal where all your serotonin is gone and you're just staring at a blank wall being like, this is it. Your lizard's dead.

Your lizard's dead, you know? Bo Beist didn't win. It's just a sad day. I hate coming down from a drug like Molly. It feels so stupid. You're like, oh, that happiness was totally fake. Whereas alcohol feels real. Whiskey, however you feel on whiskey is it's real that's your deep

down emotional life yeah exactly like alcohol like brings you closer to your like super emotional self well yeah what do they say drunken drunken words of sober thoughts yeah yeah I read that on like a forever 21 t-shirt or some shit you guys like you guys like whip it stuff whip it that's some other shit you guys know what that is yeah yeah i know what it is i've never done it i've never done one that's aggressive you've done some whippets eh i'm not sure but anybody who lived in a trailer at home for more than two weeks he's all well i'm not sure if i've done i've seen somebody do it yeah yeah i didn't inhale i didn't inhale the whippet i didn't inhale you sprayed it out your face?

In your eyes? And they used to do Vajipan when I was young, which is where girls would do acid in their vagina. You know, do a hit. Okay. In the New Orleans area? Yeah, yeah. Or just outside, but yeah, probably. I didn't know they were into acid down there.

This was, let me see, 2003. Acid like skips certain places, you know what I mean? Yeah. A place where there's acid's not a thing. People don't know, yeah. Acid's not big anymore though, is it? I mean, if you, like the Wook Festival shit's pretty strong. Burning Man, all that shit. Oh, bros do acid.

Bros do? Definitely. Like the frat bros? Yeah, they do acid. Yeah. Oh yeah, and like each other in coffins. Bro, how can you fuck somebody if you haven't seen their head fall off their body? You know what I'm saying?

Legit point. I'm trying to see Larry Bird in theins. Yeah. How can you fuck somebody if you haven't seen their head fall off their body? You know what I'm saying? I'm trying to see Larry Bird in the sky, bro. Can people do whippets with Cheez Whiz? Is it anything like that has air pressure? I've heard you only get a little bit when you do

those. Interesting. I seem to know a lot about it. Oh, I know. You only get enough to get fired. If you do whipped

creams, you only do enough to get fired at working as a busboy at a restaurant. That's such a funny thing to walk in on. You're like, it tastes fine to me? Yeah, definitely. Just making sure it works, dude. There's duds.

Nick, you seem like a guy who's fucked with Whippets once in a time. Nick's fucking lies about a lot of his life. No lies here. But no, I've never done Whippets. Shrooms, I've done a handful of times, and that's probably my favorite. I've done acid? No. I have a history of schizophrenia in my family, so staying away from that.

Oh, so you can't. God. Duh. So acid and schizos don't go together. That's what I hear. That's what I hear. My childhood best friend, LeAndre, he's homeless in Seattle right now because he took acid and had schizophrenia in his family.

Took like two hits. Didn't realize it activated, and he's been like. No way. LeAndre? Yeah. Fuck LeAndre leandre shout out man go find him i see him homeless on the street sometimes and i'm like fuck man yeah you just kind of keep on keeping on yeah because i mean he's like lost and it's weird because it's been like what 10 years now would he even recognize you oh of course but still like it's hard to explain it's like everything before the trip was like his life everything after is like this weird odyssey of memories that kind of float in this weird web where nothing really makes sense. That's why I don't want to do it because I don't know if I have schizophrenia in my family.

I just don't feel like fucking with my brain chemistry. It's not worth it. Pros, cons. Yeah, I would do ayahuasca or something like that. But there's something about acid that is just like I'm not interested. You fuck with acid? No, I've never done it. Now that DMT, now you got to do that DMT.

I've done that DMT hit No, I've never done it. Now that DMT, now you got to do that DMT. I've done that DMT hitter. We've both done it. It's quick, though. It's like 10 minutes. You know what I did with Salvia? That's the shit you smoke, and you can be 18 to buy it at any smoke shop. And that shit's like 10 minutes where you just trip hard. Salvia's scary, dude.

Salvia's more intense than shrooms. Is that those bath salts? No, it's like those little leaves. You can just smoke it, but you just take a hit and you hold it in and then within like 10 seconds you're like in a different it's game on yeah but is it a fun world or is it no it's super not fun i've done a few times and i'd say two are fun the other two i was like get me out of this oh i don't want that check please yeah i don't want that yeah it's hit or miss Andrew have you done any stuff at Wook type festivals because that culture is

I did Burning Man I did Gem and Gem but there's different levels to Wooks like there's the rich kind of Burning Man style Wooks who are like

oh yeah on like a P. Diddy and people eating yeah it's like a costume for a lot of them that they do

for the Burning Man week so what is a definition of a Wook or is that like an acronym I think it might be an acronym for something. It's like a festival, typically like white dreadhead, tie-dye, post-Grateful Dead, kind of like acid person.

Like cargo shorts. Yeah, like that, you know. That's more like a metal Wook. This is a great Facebook group. It's Colorado Big Game Wook Hunters. Any Facebook group is hilarious to me. There's a lot of Northern California and Arizona. This guy's a Wook. Yeah. Oh, Venice. Go to Venice. You'll see Wook Hunters. Any Facebook group is hilarious to me. There's a lot of Northern California and Arizona. This guy's a Wook.

Yeah. Oh, Venice. Go to Venice. You'll see Wooks everywhere. What about steampunks, man? That shit's dead, I think. Is it? I think so.

There's some in Austin I saw. Yeah. What's that? They had a lot of steampunks. Or what's the one in Louisiana down by the river off of the French Quarter? Gutterpunks. Yeah. Gutterpunks?

They ride trains around and they have dogs so they can't go to jail because, you know, they just like take stray dogs with them and hop train city to city, drink on the street. Holy shit. They can't go to jail

if you have a dog? In New Orleans and other cities, they can't take you to jail if you're like the legal owner of a dog because they have no place to put the dog.

So a lot of them just like take strays and roll with them. They're gnarly. I've tried to interview them. It doesn't go well. Yeah, they're not cool, bro. They don't want to chat.

They used to steal so much shit from our house, man. Everything we left in the courtyard, they would hop the fence. When I lived in the quarter on Bourbon, they would- They sound like pikeys over in- No, I'm from Seattle,

but I went to college down there. Gotcha. Dude, yeah, maybe if you got into that pikey culture, Andrew, I think that that could be interesting. Have you seen that? The travelers that fight over across the- Like the pikeys over in like Ireland?

Yeah, what's that? A pikey- Like Snatch? Yeah, Snatch. Yeah, you know, travelers fighting. Will you look up real quick and then we'll get out of here. Like a gypsy? Have you heard of a gypsy?

Yeah, like Romani people. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah, the Romneys, Romnichells or whatever. I don't even know. Pikey travelers. Have you looked up travelers fighting on YouTube? They just travel around just to fight fools? They're families of ancient fighters.

Like their great-great-grandpas were fighters. Yeah, Joe Joyce. So do they just fight on the street, or they find people to compete with? Do they set up fights? No, for money and like shoes and shit. Traveler beef jiffy fight. Whoa, yeah, this sounds interesting. I'm trying to go international once this COVID shit's over.

This would be what you want to do, dude. So what is this? This is Pikeys. They meet up and fight over in Ireland, Scotland All the time They get out of the car and start swinging They're families though This is gold already, look at that guy They're all out of shape This is amazing

If you're fighting in a polo, I respect you so much That's what they do Do they speak English? It's a tough language, it's a version of english and that's the legend of all of them big joe joyce right there really in the white yeah he's like the mike tyson of gypsies oh this is fucking amazing yeah dude well i gotta pull up to this wherever this place is i'm going yep and they occasionally release videos on youtube it's very rare but they and you you start to get the whole like chain of it all and how it's all built and

they're frowned upon over in Europe like gypsies because they don't pay any taxes and they're like steal shit and then travel, steal, travel. Interesting culture though. Not one girl there. Hell no, dude. So it's our demos, fellas. But it's awesome.

So guys, we all need to go. It's also the United Kingdom, dog. If you've been some places in the back yeah it's also the united kingdom dog if you've been uh some places in the uk you don't want a lot of girls have you ever been swung on doing anything yeah is it documented no i mean people really don't swing often it's more like actually swung on no pushed mic grabbed people just like fucking me i don't think people swing on me that's good content though oh yeah definitely you've been swung on no no i Pushed, mic grabbed, people just like fucking with me. I don't think people swing on me. That's good content though. Oh yeah, definitely.

You've been swung on? No, no. I was wondering if you put a mic in somebody's face. I typically like use the mic as like a magnet. So people who want to be on camera kind of find it. You don't have to do anything. You just hold the microphone and people are like, what is this? Yeah, I just kind of, I have a good sense of like seeing who wants to be on camera.

I don't think I ever like put a mic on someone who's obviously not down. Because then they could easily just suck you. But people don't want to punch a random dude in the suit on the street unless they're super crazy what do you want someone's just like a boring ass interview you just like in your head you're like i'm not gonna use this i just think of a way to cut it off short you know all right well thanks for talking to us man i appreciate you we're gonna keep moving but cool flat earth and then leave yeah yeah cool flat earth yeah shout out to bo by seeing oh yeah yeah man thank both you guys for coming in my favorite episode

you guys are great man hey thanks for having us on you guys have been watching us for a while so let's continue success both you guys keep fucking crushing it yeah dude yeah a couple of fucking i feel like you guys are really the future of a lot of uh creativity in the whole industry man i'll be sick i mean i don't know that doesn't thanks for educating a couple but this is like the industry right here this is this is it you know yeah well so what do you think about like doing y'all's own thing like how do you struggle how do you if you struggle or how do you balance doing your own thing and doing hollywood stuff like do you think about that i don't control my shit because there's nothing worse than like bombing an audition for your dope show and you're like okay or i could make something in my own

vision and you own it all yeah it gets released it's not like i showed somebody like nah this one doesn't pass the future so it's like i like the longevity of like hollywood and how long a show can go but also like this right here is is you know you guys do great numbers so it's like you guys are your own network you gotta jump right you gotta be on a call yeah yep that's fine i'll be right there all right yeah but but yeah i mean i like to like do mo like both and do like do like my own but then also you know go out for some auditions but but it's also like you don't want a boardroom full of old 50 year olds like i think this is cool right you don't you guys don't know exactly because they don't even know what's kind of like current no so it's good to have your ear to social media but also like the traditional because

traditional will fuel that with the money so it's like as long as you can have your own creative control which a lot of times they strip that from you but if you can be like full creative control then you're good right it works out you know sometimes but it's just finding the right people because i mean but you got a good group i mean charlie's is that y'all's group or is that yeah he's just a homie we met through youtube but like so funny we just had really good chemistry back and forth and just like and i see you putting on you put on uh who's the guy he is He sells so much merch on YouTube. He had a million in a month. That was one of his goals.

Sold a million in merch? Yeah. I don't know. He's in some of the videos where he pops out from behind the tree. Who else is in y'all's crew? Blake Webber? Blake Webber. Was he?

Yeah. Blake's a good guy. You guys did a video with Blake, right? Yeah, yeah. He's been in a bunch of shit, too. Yeah, dude. I mean, he and I just communicated on IG, but he? Yeah. Yeah, Blake's a good guy. You guys did a video with Blake, right? Yeah, yeah. He's been doing a bunch of shit too. Yeah.

Yeah, dude, I love, I mean, he and I just communicated on IG, but he's a freaking champ, man. He's such a hard worker. Yeah, he started as a standup too. And then like he had this, some internet shit take off and it's kind of like, you know, same boat I was in. I was doing standup and it was just like, just kept posting videos and videos can go viral way quicker than standup can.

So I was just like, now you got best of both worlds. So now you're just like keep pushing keep pushing both ends on that shit. That's dope, man. Yeah, man. I think that's really, that's one thing I've learned. I went on so many auditions that it started making me feel bad

that I didn't. Oh, you feel bad? You feel like, am I trash at acting? I feel like I don't have any talent. Right. Right. Not even with acting.

How many no's you get over everything before you get one yes, man. Exactly. Yeah. And then just, once you start doing your own stuff, you're like,

oh, I do have talent. I just, it's other people pretending like they are the best buy and you can't go access any equipment yeah yep yeah exactly but also it's like it's dope running and creating your own shit and owning all of it because then you're more invested you know i'm saying yeah if i'm just a character on a show you show up you read your lines you go home yeah you eat your fucking fruit snacks in the trailer yeah yeah it's nice to be start to finish with it so that's why i like being in control of all that stuff agree man um it's just cool and they can't really tell you what to do like hey this is how we do it you're like oh well this is how i do it yeah right and this is obviously

working yeah exactly so it's nice to have both um but if i got offered a movie or a role on tv shows like would i do it it depends like am i allowed to still make shit? Am I gone for a year? Once you ditch the followers online that got you there, it's hard to come back. That's what happened with me. Chris Pratt reached out on IG, right? Which is crazy. I'm obviously a fan of his.

But then we got to this place to train for this movie and i had just decided i was gonna do it you know yeah and then i got there and i hadn't i didn't get to read the script before and it just wasn't like i didn't think a big enough role because i had to give up 12 weeks of time and it just all your shows stand up oh yeah but here's my and with hollywood they don't really like he just does a podcast and stand up no he's fine he missed 12 months or 12 weeks yeah actually i can't well they're like just bank up 12 episodes you're like then i'm talking about shit today and like four months right yeah it's like also you're paying

me this i get this in a week so yeah i mean that that's what i'm saying this is like new age hollywood yeah a lot of them have no clue they have none exactly it's crazy how some of the smartest people don't know what's going on sometimes um but yeah it was hard because i know the movie's gonna come out and i'm gonna see it and i'm gonna be all fucking bummed but you're gonna masturbate you didn't end up doing it no i ended up i've trained for a week and then i felt bad i had to call because i don't have a manager i had to call the director who like directed like who's like a freaking legend right yeah but i still think it was the right move and then i had to call him dog i'm like and just tell him that dude it was so hard to just do that as a human to call chris mckay man such a talented guy and so nice man he was so nice like that's cool man god they

were so nice about it like i feel like they really could have ripped me one but but both of them were super nice i just it was the right bad But yeah, it was hard to balance. Like, do I just do my own thing, you know? But Trevor Wallace, thanks for coming in, man.

Appreciate it, man. Yeah. Appreciate it. Thanks for having me, man. Big fan of both of you guys. Brennan and Theo, fighter in weight.

I got to go in and go hard in the paint. I do not think I am in flow. Black rifle coffee, I'm ready to go. I need a sponsor. I am a monster. About to open up with this at my concerts. Flow is contagious.

Brows are outrageous. Th thicker than girls that are Instagram famous Damn hungry like I'm fresh off keto seeing red like Andrew Santino every song I hit like the great Bambino Brennan ate the queso and the quesoritos, but everything's gonna be fine Hate on me. I do not mind Looking like the type of dude that got a pack of matches in his pockets at all times They sliding into my DMs A couple of you tried but couldn't beat em Quit playing like Nintendo DS

You don't want to smoke like Joey Diaz Meaning y'all edible Just got my eyebrows threaded and I'm feeling incredible Brandon's son hit me up He said it's too loud in the club, can you pick me up? King and the sting King and the sting King and the sting

We sting, rat king King and the sting. King and the sting. King and the sting. King and the sting. Got the bees in the trap. Got the cheese on a string. King and the sting. King and the sting. King and the sting. Bee sting. Rat king.

King and the sting. King and the sting. Got the sting Got the bees in a trap Got the cheese on a string