The Golden Hour - Episode 86: Houston's Finest

Episode Date: September 11, 2020

The guys welcome in Houston TX Rap Legend Paul Wall to the show and talk Funeral Song Choices, Mike Clevinger, Papiotoon Cartoons, Crying In School, Joe Rogan and Eddie Bravo Lookalikes, Brendan's LA to SF Bike Ride, TV Johnny, Cesar Millan Getting Bit, Licking Cinnamon and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm gonna piss Gus off in my chair, and hook Rayna on in my ranch. Drew's the best, but I'm not the best. And his still the same. Push the house, he'll switch the glass. Mighty Jones, he runnin' his game. It looks like Timba and Pumba, huh? Like, he's the best.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Gang gang. Buzz Buzz! Back off my broccolini. Get your life together. It is. Don't touch me, bro. I'm not touching you dude

It's the Thugger Ruckus Show There you go That was a hit man A lot of people forget that was a hit man That was a great hit That was a great great hit Should we do a double cowboy for this episode? Huh?

You got a hat? You gonna do it? You gonna do it? Do it up That's that Threat Michaels hat Yeah That's that one That's a good hat do it do it that's that that's that threat michaels uh hey yeah that's that one that's a good hat we're good i have to wear the affliction shit on the front but it matches your freaking bandana no wear it the other way yeah there you go oh yeah man you look like shit. But it's awesome, though. So do I.

It's like awesome shit. So do I, dude. Dang, man. That's cool, dude. Bro, you would have been a sheriff, maybe? Deputy. Deputy? Sheriff's assistant, huh?

Mm-hmm. He'd be good at that. Yeah, you'd have been a sheriff's assistant, I think. No. I've been the guy that watches the inmates. The cage? You know the guy who's always sitting there like, come on, man, not happening, buddy.

Not happening, buckaroo. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Timothy, somebody here to see you. Yeah. That'd be me. And who comes to see him? Who is it?

This girl. And then I watched them in their conjugal visits. Because they gave me cornbread. Okay. I respect it. Okay. I respect it. He's got it all mapped out.

He had this mapped out. You're the law of the house. I got to respect it. I'm going to sold this script to Hollywood. It's a new porno. Wow. Called You Got Any Cornbread? You'd be like The Rock.

And what's the movie The Rock did that was badass? Be Cool? With Johnny Knoxville Oh, Walking Tall Walking Tall, that one? Yeah, that was a badass one He used a 2x4 Yeah, to beat everybody's ass

He refused to use guns Oh yeah? Yeah And what was the guy? He was a construction worker? No, he was like a war vet He was a war vet and came back He didn't like the state of his town Yeah, his town Because his war vet. He was a war vet and came back in the state of his town.

Yeah, his town. Because his best friend was running basically a scheme. He went into the casino. Like a sneaky man? Yeah, real sneaky man. Did you ever see The Rock? It's his best performance in Be Cool. We played the gay dude, the gay bodyguard.

He's so good in that. Really? And Vince Vaughn is all, E-weezy ee-weezy You don't know Gay bodyguard, it's so funny. Oh, I remember this whoop that trick member Find it come on man find it. Oh Hustle and flow. Come on, man. Find it. Hustle and flow. Yeah. Oh, hustle and flow.

Yeah. That's a good one. I'll play. Get. He's all, come on. Find it. Yeah. They won an Emmy for this.

Yeah, they did. Yeah. Three, six mafia, dude. Yeah. Three, six. Get them. Get them. Get him. Get him. This is it, boy.

Yeah. Play this at my cousin's funeral, dude. I'm going to play it. At my funeral, dog. You want it? Yeah. And just start fucking making it rain with my ashes. Oh, yeah. We'll get that ash gun yeah yeah oh just like

like one of those t-shirt guns at the nuggets game who's ready to be here make some noise you'll come out jump into a couple flips yep start it off right and then we'll shoot your ashes into the crowd and then you play the chicago bulls uh theme song before jordan came out on the starting line you know what song i'm talking about nick bring that shit up forget the name of it this can play at my funeral though see everyone's gonna be sitting down and the light's gonna be off this way thank you for coming thank you for 250 pounds But now Two ounces But now two ounces He used to be 6'4 255 pounds

Knocked out Johnny Curtis Knocked out Johnny Curtis He's coming in at One and a half inches Two ounces From Denver, Colorado He's big, he's brown He's actually gray now

Brendan Show And then we shoot your And then you Shoot the ashes into the crowd Shoot a couple t-shirts out there Don't come down doing flips. Yeah. And then we shoot you. And then you. With a gun. Shoot the ashes into the crowd. Shoot a couple t-shirts out there.

A couple t-shirts. They need t-shirts. King it or sting it. Funerals. A couple meet me at two ounces shirts. Buzz buzz dad dad shirts. That'd be sick. Wow.

Dad gang, bro. The toughest thing I think about dying probably is just, I think, are you just worried about all your stuff, you know? I don't think you give a fuck. I mean, I'd be worried about my shoe collection, but upside that. Take your shoes off. Look what happens to all your stuff, you know? And then where are you going? You're going on that death journey, you know? No one knows about it man i heard your body this what i don't know who says this but

they say when you die your body release like releases all the dopamine like all sorts of shit so you don't feel anything you just go into like like you're basically on dmt dang and you go to where you just some people go up to the big man some people go to the bad man damn and we can guess who's going we're here yeah it's gonna be hot nick it's gonna be hot bring your speedo placing all bets imagine we show up in hell and nick's down there trying to get a producer job somewhere nick's like talking to Satan. Like, look, I think, yeah, you're doing fine, but you could be doing a lot better.

Trying to convince the devil to lose his money on a parlay. Yeah, if you want Ozemir, dude, that's fine. I just wouldn't take it. I just, you know, I wouldn't bet the house on it. That's all I'm saying. Dude, Nick's picks. Mike Clevenger hit me up, the pitcher for the Indians. He was like, hey, man, I need Nick's picks, man.

Oh, no shit? Yeah. Well, tell him I'm sorry. Yeah. Nick, bro, you got to run with this, dude. I went one and two this weekend. That's not bad. Too much confidence on the veterans, Anthony Smith.

But it worked with Frankie. It didn't work with Smith or Lawler. It's tough with those veterans. How dare you bet against Neil Magny? I know. That's my boy. He's a good fighter. It's always tough, though, with the vets,

and then you never know what's going to happen. And then also, like, some weeks the fight cards just kind of suck. So, like, picking it, it's not fun. But also, do better on your picks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he just got, a couple weeks ago, he just got traded to the San Diego Chargers. Your boy did? Yep, Mike Clevenger right there.

New San Diego Chargers right there. Padres, Padres. Padres, yeah. Padres. Well, hell, the Chargers could probably use him. Oh, damn. The Chargers. There he is, bro. Jay and Silent Rob probably use him. Oh, damn. There he is, bro.

Jay and Silent Rob over here. All right, dog. That dude just throws shade right over the plate, dog. That dude ain't playing, dog. Oh, he's really good? Oh, yeah, he's good. He's probably pretty good if he's playing for the Padres, you know? Is he bummed?

No, he's excited. Because the Padres are pretty good. Yeah, the Padres are good. Indians are doing great, and the Padres are doing really good here's the thing though I love Cleveland not in the winter but moving from Cleveland to San Diego not a bad gig you know especially he I mean this guy looks like a oh dude get a skateboard cruising down fucking PB yeah he's in get some Phil's barbecue. The old barbecue. I can't believe you're going to work at that prison, dude. Yeah.

I could see you over there. That shirt's dope, man. Did we sell that? My friend gave it to me. Wow, that's cool. By friend, I mean you. Oh, yeah. It's the exact shirt I wear in the cartoon, I think.

Also, what's the guy, Tooney? Papio Toon? Yeah. Hey, dude, make my cartoon cuter. Theo's guy's all cute. Mine's all shitty looking, dude. Make him a little cuter, dude. I was a cute fucking kid.

Nick's is funny. Chin's is funny. Cat's is cute. My guy's all shitty looking. And he looks older, too. Well, you got held back a couple times, Brendan. Yeah, but still, dude. It's based on grades. Wait, you got held back? No, hell no. I was first team all recess, too. Well, you got held back a couple times, Brendan. Yeah, but still, dude. It's based on grades. Wait, you got held back?

No, hell no. I was first team all recess, bro. I used to wear cleats to elementary school just for recess. Yeah, Brendan, you're looking hella. Has that frickin' light mustache coming in. You definitely got held back. I mean, according to this cartoon. What are you talking about?

Come on. Look how cute yours is. You weren't that cute. Yes on look at look how cute yours is you weren't that cute yes i was dude no you weren't dude it's based on real life dude that is not because i'd also i was small as a kid huh i was small that guy's fucking huge everything's a problem here today and i never wore shorts britain you ended up as a prison guard dude you'd be happy with how things worked out. That's fair. I'm just saying I was first team all recess.

Were you picked? I assume you were kind of picked in the middle. Kids liked you, but you weren't probably the best athlete, not the worst. Some kid threw a ball really hard one time, and it hit me right in the side of the head from point-blank range. Indie girl, see? And I was never the same. It wouldn't matter.

There's nothing worse. It didn't matter. What kind of ball? Football. Dude, there's nothing worse when you're on the recess on the field and your honeys are over there. You got a crush on one. And you're just trying to talk to a friend. And they're not paying attention. You just feel like they are too. That's the thing. Your face is all red.

Your friend's like, damn dude, you're right. And they're laughing like, I'm fine. You're not fine. Everything's ringing. One of your arms is missing. It's not fun. Dude, the crazy thing about being young, you always thought that the girls or boys were watching and they never were. Well, it's kind of like now.

Everyone was too nervous to really look at each other, so nobody saw anything. That's kind of like now. You think everything's such a big deal. In general, people aren't paying attention, dude. You're not that big of a deal at all. But if you were picked last, that would hurt your feelings, man. Did you ever cry at school? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, I cried. You cry? At school? Yeah. Yeah, I've cried a couple times. Damn, y'all some bitches, dog. I never cried at freaking school, dude, unless I needed a little more moisture in my oatmeal, dog.

I was a fucking savage, dude. He saved it for years later on his podcast. That's how we fucking founded this fast weekend, bro. That's how grown men do it, dog. That podcast is built on blood, tears, and tears. Okay. I can't

believe you little bitches cried, dude. Yeah, I have. Fucking back-flipping Estee Lauder over here. Crying in the locker room. I mean, I wouldn't cry all the time, man, but I'd go off on my own and shed some tears. You feel me? Why were you crying at school? Yeah. I remember one time

I won a fight and I started crying. Oh, happy enough? Because you're so happy you won? I was just like just so heated and so mad. Yeah, that's those anger issues. And it just like rings the tears out. That was like Ricky Lamas. What was that guy's name who won the other? Ricardo Lamas. Yeah, that's those anger issues. And he just like wrings the tears out. That was like Ricky Lamas. What was that guy's name who won the other?

Ricardo Lamas. Yeah, two weeks ago he won, and he almost kind of cried at the end, and he kind of retired almost at the end. He was talking about his dad and like the refugees from Cuba and stuff and how they have to overthrow the dictatorship. It got pretty deep. Got a little chatty at the end, yeah. But still, man, you got to put it out there

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You know, other people have freckles and I have freckles and What the fuck's the eco channel? I just don't want any of these any spotted people to fucking not be able to speak up for themselves. I'm like, what? He's the host. It's a 10 day. 16 teams from 30 different countries

have descended on Fiji. You did not need to come in on help. I have no clue what to be afraid of. Wait, go back. Is that Joe Rogan? Go back a little, Nick, about 15, 12 seconds, a little more. Right there. Oh, shit.

Talking about that chocolate face Joe Rogan? Yeah, is that Joe Rogan in blackface? Yeah, right? I'm about to find out. You think that's Fiji? Right there. Oh my god. Is that Eddie Bravo on the left

looks like Joe Rubin Eddie Bravo in blackface competing in this race say goodbye to that Spotify deal I bet they'd go pretty well though there's no way they didn't edit him in here who made this film

Brian Monarch? Who's the editor? And that is definitely Eddie Bravo. That's Eddie Bravo. Insane. Wow, man. That's crazy. Well, I hope they do well.

Hold on. I got to get a picture of that. Yeah, that is beautiful. I hope they do well. So what do they do? It says the world's toughest race. I have no clue what to be afraid of. Yeah. I hope they do well. So what do they do? It says the world's toughest race. I have no clue what to be afraid of. Yeah.

I'm about to find out. Ten days, a couple hundred miles. The world's toughest race. Sounds like that movie Rat Race. Of course, there's a lot of movies. Every step is a victory. We came here to show the world who we are. To make sure that those people who feel underrepresented know that they have a voice.

I am a tough chick, and I'm proud of that. I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's. To do this race with my dad is a priceless experience. It's like a big make-a-wish race. We wanted to prove that the girls in India are strong. Dude, at one point, they're racing through like five miles. Damn, that boy is thick. Of just like extremely cold water, like in the middle of the night.

They have trails. They're supposed to be able to ride their bike, and the trails got all wet. And so they just had to drag their bike for like 17 miles. Just crazy shit, man. Wow. But it's 10 days straight. And you rest if you want to. And it's whoever gets to the finish line first?

Yeah. And what'd they make? How much did they make? $100,000. It's the hardest race in the world, yeah. And it's whoever gets to the finish line first? Yeah. And what they make? How much they make? A hundred grand. A hundred grand. It's the hardest race in the world, yeah. And for a hundred grand? I don't know if it's the hardest in the world.

That one in Death Valley that my boy Cam Haynes does begs to differ. Okay, there's another race. It's 150 degrees and your shoes melt. The race to get to heaven is the only tougher race. Maybe, or hell. Depending on how you look at it. That's true. You know what I'm going to do true You know what I'm gonna do?

You know what I decided to do Last night I couldn't sleep I'm gonna ride my bike From San Francisco to LA Five days Are you serious? I took the train dude Dude Ari Manis

Did it on a longboard Yeah What? That's gay though I'm doing it on a bike bro Here you go right here man LA to San Francisco No I'm gonna do it on a bike I'm gonna do it on a bike I don't wanna do it on a bike, bro. Here you go right here, man. LA to San Francisco. No, I'm going to do it on a bike.

I'm going to do it on a bike. I don't want to do it on a train. Bro, if somebody's going to fucking throw something or hit you with their truck, don't do that. Good chance. I'm going to have a crew with me, though. You are? Yeah. Oh, you're doing a thick boy ride?

Yeah. Oh, wow. Which route are you going to take? PCH? You got to go to the coast. Yeah, you got to go to the coast. How long is that, Nick? Is it saying there?

What information are you getting? It's 530-something miles. Should take me about 40-something hours, right? Yeah, it's 470-something. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm doing like three, four days. Yeah, dude. Who's doing it with you? I'm doing solo.

Dang. Put my headphones in. You're the Forrest Gump of bicycling. Yeah. You gotta get a GoPro on your helmet. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna have an old film crew with me. Shoot content. Damn, dude.

So you're just going to ride over there? What are y'all going to do over there? I don't know. I'm just going to ride this bike. To San Francisco? Yeah.

Pick up hitchhikers on the back of his bicycle? Yeah. Yeah, you can do that. Get a little sidecar. You're strong enough. Pegs. Pegs?

There are pegs you'd ride with your boy your boy jump on the front what are you gonna do up there man it's really scary up there yeah i know it's gonna be sick on this bike a man threw a bird they had a man one time i was walking outside had a date right a lady just walking her back to somewhere safe and this man threw a dead bird out of his jacket like that really was he a magician huh no non-magician in san francisco yeah must have been tenderloin and this girl caught it this girl caught it man she caught it yeah i think she's like a little bit native american or something she fucking caught that thing like that yeah tenderloin gets a little dicey does she

use it like no she Does she use it like? No, she didn't use it like, I think if you burn it in your house, it's like sage or something. Whoa. Oh, it's the people's champ. Damn, what a thick beard. Can you hear us? Yeah, I can hear y'all, can y'all hear me?

Yeah. Yeah. What's up, dawg? What up? Big dawg. I got my beats in, so I don't know if it's a delay or not. Let me know if it's a delay. I'll take them out and put it on the regular audio.

Sounds great. Sounds good, man. We're good, man. Okay. Thanks for joining us. What's going on? You in H-Town or what? Yep.

In H-Town right now. Dry. We barely missed the hurricane, man. But we praying for those who got hit. Amen, man. That was bad out there, huh? Yeah, man. came man but we're praying for those who got hit amen man that was bad out there huh yeah man man it's crazy when you see like the before and after devastation tick man it's crazy and what do y'all do to hunker down do y'all do anything to hunker down do you have a plan these days

because that's a regular pattern of behavior over there yeah man right now it's just uh you know get your stuff together like food food or supplies, stuff. But, you know, you know how it go. We get we get stocked up and have a party that first night, the second night. We all out. We just took all the food, drunk all the beer and wine. Man, the hardest part is just like, you know, just like COVID, just staying put, you know what I'm saying? Or evacuating if you were but the thing is not nowadays so much like uh you know subdivisions and things being uh built did the flood patterns change so areas

that used to not flood now they flood because things have been built so but when they give you that they give you that uh that word to evacuate boy better hit that road yeah some people you always got the few people like nah i'm just gonna stay here and bunker down and it never works out for him ever paul can you give me what do you feel like is happening with music during uh during the covid times like do you feel like we're gonna catch any type of new you know like vibes or anything that's gonna come out of this or are you seeing any of that are you seeing anybody really kind of find their own lane with this thing or are you noticing anything what's what's up yeah no doubt it's been a big

shift in terms of the creation of the art of music you know it was a steady pattern of you know that the way to make music put it out there sell music the way we consume music all of that the way we performed as artists and as fans how we received it you know it was just a a few different lanes but it was you know just one freeway going in one direction but now with covid it just opened things up completely it just uh it kind of opened the uh the the floodgates you know i'm saying just for all different types because you're not like restricted to whatever the way, the means is. You know, you can, whatever the trend of fat is, you can go outside of that.

Now, actually, it's time for non-traditional ways of creating the music and putting the music, like all the things I said, performing and everything. So, you know, it's been an inspiring time if you're an artist. It's been a scrambling time if you're an executive or somebody who is, like, more of a traditional sense of, well, how are we going to put out music? How are we going to do it now that things have changed? But for me, I've appreciated the fact that, you know, it's less restricted, I think, you know, where you can try new things.

That's where I came from anyway, the underground of, you know, where it's more raw, you know what I'm saying? So now you can kind of be raw with it because it's an experimental type of time, you know more where it's more raw you know i'm saying so now you can kind of be raw with it because it's an experimental type of time you know so there's definitely a lot of artists out there and also previous to covid everybody was you know busy doing things on the road on tour whatever got family all of the above working on new albums doing extracurricular things outside of music everything so now it's like everybody's stuck at home so where you know we might previously i might have been extremely busy now i got time to do songs with other artists collaborating and vice versa it's musically artistically it's a definitely a a a kind of shift a big shift right now are you ready are you are you a fan of like the the tick tock uh hooks

and stuff like that like the kids getting the the riffs from tiktok and then making a full kind of song i guess yeah me personally i mean i'm kind of more traditional but i'm not against it you know i'm saying um my preference is just more traditional but you know it's just with all of the different means of social media everything is just uh it's just more tools you know more tools you have you know it's it's like it's like a well you know Van Gogh was painting and all of a sudden there's a new color they got invented you know saying it's like so you can either choose to use it or choose not to and you know I'm saying that's definitely that's the newer way if you want to connect with a lot of

people say younger audience but there's old people on thick talk to you know I'm saying yeah Steel's on there. Steel's on there. Paul, one thing I noticed about you, man, you always stay in such – your vibe is always just so positive, man. Where does some of that energy come from? And has it always been like that? Was it like that when you were first kind of starting out, or is that something you've kind of embraced as you've gone along?

Man, I've always just been grateful for the opportunity to do what i love to do you know and i've never once taken that for granted um it's something that this is something i paid hard for work hard for still work hard pray hard for it's just to be able to do my dream my childhood dream to do music you know i'm saying so to be able to have that as a career i don't take it you know lightly a lot of people when you know a lot'm saying? So to be able to have that as a career, I don't take it, you know, lightly. A lot of people, when, you know, a lot of times when you become a, not a doctor or a lawyer or a teacher or something that you can kind of go to school for, get a degree and get a job, or just, it don't even have to be doctor or lawyer, but any traditional job, you know, if you do something outside of that, be it athletics, entertainment, music, acting, you know,

anything like that, you know, it's music, acting, anything like that. It's a different sense. It's a hard work ethic, but when you have a traditional job, you always got people you got to answer to. You always got to be on time. If you slip up one day, you could be fired. If you come to work late one day, you could be fired. We're in entertainment.

It's demanding, but it's a lot more relaxed, I think. But I kind of try to always take that professional attitude of, man, I got to be on time. I got to, you know, take this serious. Although I might be smoking or drinking or having fun as well, I'm really, you know, sometimes that's more to relax my mind so that I can focus in other areas, you know what I'm saying? But I don't take it for granted, man. I love my job.

Just to be able to do what I love to do, man. I love it. You've lost a lot of weight, Paul, because you used to be kind of a thick boy back. Maybe you were sipping on that lean, which I'm dying to try. Yeah, for reals, dog. I can't wait to get my lips around some lean. But what did you do? Get on a bike?

How did you lose all the weight, man? Yeah, you used to be a little more wall. Heavy on the wall, a little less Paul. Heavy on the wall. Yeah. Man, we did a whole lifestyle transformation, me and my wife. Man, I tried all types of things. But definitely, I will say, man, you know, the partying type of lifestyle,

it affected my metabolism and other things. So when I'm working out eight hours a day, you know what I'm saying, running five or six miles a day on the treadmill at the park, all that type of man, even when I'm eating only fish and playing white rice with no seasoning, I wasn't losing no weight. So I had surgery. I had this surgery called a gastric sleeve. Man, it saved my life.

I was over 320. I was working up to 350. Woo! Man, when I got it. get that boy a bike right yeah i need a big boy on a bike i need to go riding with you man what it do so paul i see you also working with some of these jewelry boys out there man i see you and uh johnny out there uh. I see you and Johnny out there Tell us about do you guys have a partnership you guys seem like you guys are Grilling everybody along the south coast these days Yeah, and that you guys sent me a pair of bottom grills, which I forgot today because I've CTE, but I appreciate it Yes

Man, that's my boy Johnny man. You know we've been doing it now for over 20 years, man, working together. He started off doing jewelry repair. He came here as an immigrant from Vietnam, man. He got a hell of an American story, man. It's the true American dream. He got family members who were refugees in the war, in the Vietnam War. You know, they were down with the American side. America gave them refuge.

Man, his family came over here one by one. A lot of them are in the jewelry business as well. And it's a true story of entrepreneurship. Man, he came over here doing just jewelry repair, working out of his garage. The first six months he was here, he made, I think, like $50 or something ridiculous. And to him, that was like a million dollars. So he really enjoyed it and appreciated it, the opportunity he had. And that's why we both had the same type of spirit of just joy.

And we love what we do, man. And, you know, he started off doing jewelry repair and making jewelry as a wholesalers for the retailers. So he also has a different perspective on the clientele. So that's how I teamed up with him. I was doing grills out of my trunk, you know, and working out of different stores, just hustling grills. It was something i teamed up with him i was doing grills out of my trunk you know and working out of different stores just hustling grills it was something i teamed up with somebody to do they came down from new york and taught me how to do it and then from there they brought me to johnny johnny was the one actually making the grills and this was around 1998 and at that time you know it was a well we was what i would see when i'm going to put in my order for grills is

this is what this will be typical it'd be multiracial people as customers, but a lot of them from the hood. So it wasn't like proper English being spoke, which was what was taught to Johnny properly. So Johnny would be in there as a Vietnamese immigrant speaking broken English, and there would be all types of races in there speaking non-traditional English. I would be in there. I would be like the translator in there speaking non-traditional english i would be in there i would be like the translator and eventually it'd be like you know as my rap career kind of ascended people would be in there like you paul yeah i'm paul they're okay and then john would be like damn man you famous man we got a team up really did man it really helped my career in music as well because

you know i could get to a lot of people who I could maybe do music with that wanted a grill. That would be my introduction. They would do you a grill. That's how I got down with Kanye, T.I., a lot of people, man. Doing grills for them

and the next thing you know, we're doing songs together. That's such a good note. I noticed a lot of, one way to get into any business is find a way to be of service at first to the people that are already in the business, you know. Find a way to contribute. And it's amazing that the stairways you can make from that first step.

Yeah, that's something we lean on, too. With the jury and in my music career, like for my music, I've never once ever missed the show, never missed flight ever never been late you know ever i was always talking you know if you're 15 minutes early then you're on time if you're on time you're late and if you're late it's unacceptable that's what i always thought so i always make sure i'm so my music career goes that way as well as in uh you know the jewelry business well you know it's all about the customer it's a hustle business so if somebody comes in there with a lot of money you might not necessarily come in and you might say give me a give me a grill and you might not know what a typical grill goes for but I know you got money and I know you want something nice so it's certain ways

I can word it to make you feel like okay yeah I gotta spend twenty thirty thousand on a grill when you might only want a five hundred dollar grill you know something so it's definitely a hustle game we me and donna though we stand on our morals and principles so you know it's something where we're trying to sell you jewelry and you're gonna bring your when it's mother's day you're gonna buy you you know your mama some or your mother-in-law something you might buy your wife some you know on valentine's day you know all these type of occasions you might bring your son in to get his first starter set uh of a chain you know he might bring his kids in so we really look at it as like you know we ain't going nowhere

so we're going to treat the people that are our customers we're going to treat them right because we want them to stand on what they buy you know they we real about it gang man already and i feel like grills are cut they're kind of mainstream now you see everybody rocking the grills drake i mean you name it dave chappelle's been seen the grills. Drake, I mean, you name it. Dave Chappelle's been seen with grills. Now it's pretty mainstream, dog. Yeah, man, it definitely has gone mainstream. What's the most expensive grill you guys have ever put together?

I know that's, you know, is there somebody that came in that just wanted it all? You know, they want a damn just full Zaire or whatever. Kanye's could have been cheap. Yeah, Kanye's gonna be cheap Yeah Kanye's were like about 20,000. I think see I had something that were up there I think the most expensive were the ones we did for Quavo recently For you know, it kind of varies because and sometimes it's by design You know if you buy Miller when they want to sue boy came in was like I don't care what you tell me the price Tag is I'm paying it.

So it might cost a little bit more. You know what I'm saying? But then again, same with Quavo. He's not lacking in the money department. So he ain't tripping on what he got to pay. But every now and then, there will be like a new type of setting. There's something Johnny came up with called Invisible Set Baguette, where you set the baguette diamonds by hand real close to each other.

It's like a wall of diamonds with baguette diamonds. Actually, I got the Invisible Set on my bottom right here. Let's go. That's dope. Damn, boy, you could hail a taxi, man. You could just smile and hail a cab, man. But when the Invisible Set came out, those were the most expensive. And Johnny did his own all

invisible set back yet so his was like 80 000 something crazy but i think quavo's the most expensive right now it's tom damn and what what's up with that whip in the back there obviously it's a green screen but you still you still under the whips yeah that's my uh that's my slab my uh my cadillac right there let me i, I got a few others, man. I'm big into Cadillacs. I definitely like the old school look, but, you know, the new school, this new CT6 is my favorite right here. This is the one I'm pushing right now with the Texan wide wheels on it.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, Brian, slow down. Man, that's beautiful, man. Well, Paul, you know we're big fans here man and we just appreciate it man we appreciate you spending some time with us man it's really beautiful yeah we love you man hey i love y'all too man we've been watching y'all all the time me and my wife the fam you know a lot of my partners too man we always tune in to the king and sting man you know gang gang us too well look we'll put a link and stuff too if any of our you know our listeners want to get

uh get that grilled out get grilled up man yeah yeah baby i got a new project about to drop too man i got this project right here in the back of carl's subculture it's getting ready to drop october 14th let me shout that out one time that sub's up, culture? Yes, sir. And what is it? It's a new album I got. I got down with Red Bull Studios. They got a studio over there in Santa Monica. All top of the line. I got down with some of the top producers and songwriters

and we just went in, man. We went in for a couple weeks right before COVID hit. Actually, I'm flying back from L.A. to Houston in the midst of, right when all the COVID, they debating whether or not it's real or is it going to hit us, this and that. And it was right then they, boom, shut it down. They actually shut it down on my birthday, March 11th. That's when the NBA shut down, all kinds of stuff shut down, man.

So, yeah. But we got this in right here, the subculture. We worked it out right before COVID hit. And, you know what I'm saying, we We getting ready to drop it October 14th. Congrats, man. Yeah, congrats. We'll have to run one of the tracks on here too, man. We'll get it set up with your people

so we can run it on here and flirt the album for you. Thanks so much, Paul, for your time. Appreciate you, man. Are you going to be in LA anytime soon or have you sit in the culture corner? Yeah, man. I've been wanting to come on now, man. I know Nick asked me a while back. I really think Nick, I've been putting it off, man. I know he's to come on now, man. I know Nick asked me a while back.

I really think Nick. I've been putting that off, man. I know he's probably like that. He won't respond, but I really was blowing it off, trying to wait until I could come in person, man. I definitely want to come fuck with y'all, man. Love it. Definitely, man. I got to wrap that verse with you.

I got to wrap that verse with you. I'm going to come hook y'all up with some grills. Yeah. Well, look, you're always welcome here, Paul, man. You guys have a beautiful day over there in Houston, man. Hey, for sure, man. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Appreciate it, man. Take care, brother. All right, be good. Thanks. Hey, Theo, I got to give you an LSU shout-out for my boy, Alex Bregman. Oh, yeah, man. You ready for it, huh?

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I appreciate that, man. Yeah, I'm up to keep tabs on him, man. Is Houston playing? Houston, you guys are playing, right? Yeah, right now we were playing A's yesterday, but they shut it down because somebody on the A's tested positive for COVID.

And Alex, he's been hurt, but I think he's about to come back next week or a couple weeks, let's say. Dang, man. Well, I appreciate the sharing the news, man. You guys be well over there, Paul. What's up, man? Thank y'all for having me. Take care, man.

All right. Bye. See you. Dang, that's awesome. Dang. Let's give it up for Nick for getting Paul along. Yeah, right? Thank you.

Nick's picks. It's easy when they're a fan. That's awesome that he watches. I thought for sure you were going to hit him with the verse, Chappelle. Did you get the verse ready? What is it? It was the one I rapped the whole day. Just give it to him.

Yeah, he'll be watching. Give it one more time. Do you want to give him the beat, Nick, or what? Oh, you want me to rap the verse? Yeah, we want that man. You can't honor him. Why do you want me to rap the verse? Because you're so good at it.

Now I'm a little... I feel you. Oh, no. Yeah, we want that man. You can't honor him. Why do you want me to rub the... Because you're so good at it. Now I'm a little... I feel you. Oh, no. Yeah, baby. He did it on my Instagram, too, though. Yeah, he did it on Instagram. You can watch it on Brendan's Instagram. That's another thing.

It goes hard on there. You can bring that up, Nick. It's a good way to celebrate Paul Wall. Yeah. Damn, that's so cool. Dude, his cars are dope. He's a cool-ass dude, huh? Yeah, man.

Real cool. He's just so positive. He's such a nice dude. I don't dope. He's a great-ass dude, huh? Real cool. He's just so positive. He's such a nice dude. I didn't know he got the... The people's champ. The tummy tuck. Yeah, man. He said he was going to die.

He was 350, man. 350? Or 330. He said he was climbing like the damn Tesla stopped. What's the biggest you've been, Brendan? I've been 270. That's the biggest, yeah? Damn. Here it is.

Sheesh. Is that me? Oh, yeah. Mally going wild, huh? Yep. I'm back with the camp When they figure out what I'm worth I got eight homes I got eight clubs I'm a player

Ain't no downpours One, no water I'm out I'm out I said I'm out I'm out I'm out

I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out It looks like Timba and Pumbaa, huh? That looks so small. It's Timbo and Boomba, baby. Nick, pull up a picture of Timbo and Boomba. Timon and Boomba. Timon and Boomba. Paul, walk comment on that, too. Oh, man.

Timon and Boomba. Get that sideways pic. Wait, is it Timon and Boomba? Yeah. Yeah, that's you guys, dawg. Damn. Yeah, look at her right there. Sideways.

Damn. Bro. Yeah, look at him sitting sideways. Damn. Damn. That's too much, man. Whose birthday is it? Whose birthday is it? Brendan always coming through with the lookalikes. He does. He's consistent on that. Damn, Brendan, you should be one of those people that picks out criminals, bro.

Go to the thing, say who did it. You look like Morgan Freeman. And they'd be like, damn. Like, damn. All right. Then they sketch it out. Gang, man. That could be you.

That could be me. You have so many careers, man. Yeah, man. You could do a lot. Damn, bro. Paul Wall. What a great guest. His vocabulary is filthy, too, isn't it?

He's probably our biggest guest we've had yet. Him or, I'm trying to think who else we've had. Him. J-Rod was pretty big. Let's not get very way. Oh, how about the lady that be murdering them catfish, Hannah? Oh, yeah, she is huge. I guess everybody's big in their own way, too.

Errors are so important. Like, Trevor Wallace, too many. He's like the biggest star we've had on last week. Who? Trevor Wallace. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those boys were great. Yeah.

That was one of my favorite episodes, too. Yeah, you guys weren't here. Damn. They sat in for the culture corner, and it wasn't very culture, but it was fun. Yeah, it wasn't culture. It was still a corner, though. Yeah, it was a corner. Yeah.

Y'all talked about culture, so. They probably brought their own culture in. Yeah. It's wasn't culture. It was still a corner, though. Yeah, it was a corner. Yeah. Y'all talked about culture, so. They probably brought their own culture in. Yeah. It's probably white culture. They brought that young white culture. Exactly. White claw culture. Yeah.

White claw culture. Which is important, too. Yeah. Yeah. You got to know about it. We don't discriminate. We don't discriminate, bro. You don't need to.

No, sir. No, ma'am. Why would you? White culture matters, too, you know? Yeah. Oh, dude, I'll tell you this straight up. I followed Nick's picks this weekend. Do you need some money again?

I'm down $400 in typical Nick's picks faction. Nick's picks. Nick goes, this is some money, dog. Oh, dude, look. Going into that Frankie Edgar fight. Edgar versus Munoz. And, man. He actually won that one because he said

over two and a half rounds. Yep, he did say over two and a half rounds, but I didn't get that part. I just got that Frankie. He said, I'm betting with my heart. I'm going with Frankie. So that's what I put my money on. But I put it on my bookie, man. My bookie, man. You got NBA popping right now. You got the Lakers playing. You got Milwaukee doing their thing. You got the election.

You want to bet on the election? Go on. All sports, man. You got baseball, UFC. This weekend you got UFCwaukee doing you got the election you want to bet on the election go on all sports man you got baseball ufc this weekend you got ufc use my bookie it's time to celebrate the nfl season's popping up about two weeks now get your mind right ct going out the window make some money on those boys busting the balls for you does nfl start in a few weeks yeah two weeks no way yep you're lying texans versus the first week. I cannot even believe that. That's right. We doing the damn thing, y'all. It's simple.

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He's just a degenerate gambler. He does his best. What else you got, Nick? We got a king in her stinger. Let's move on to the show. What up, Theodore Avon and Brandon Virginia Shawb? James coming to you live from Monroe, Michigan. Headed to Bay Club for you.

Custom plates for your whip. King it or sting it. Gang, gang. Booze, booze. There's Rat King down there, man. That's gang stuff. Oh, it says Rat King on it, dude. Is that an Impala or is that a GTO?

What is that? That's a Chevrolet, man. No, Chevy Imp that a gto what is that that's a chevrolet man no chevy impala dog huh obviously it's a chevy dog when it says rat king on the back dude who gives a fuck yeah you right that might be one of them chevy malibu as long as you get that cheeves in the trunk baby i think that's a malibu that's a malibu i'm a fan of the custom plates because i want to get thick boy on mine oh yeah. Yeah, but I think someone has it. So I might just get thick one. On my Bronco, I might just get thick than the number one.

Whoever has it could pass away, though. Sorry. Go ahead. Why not Thickums? You use that a lot, too. Thickums. It's a good idea, too. My texting buddy, Paul Wall, just said, I just want everybody to know my T-shirt said,

burn it, not Bernie. I was going to be like, oh, you're a big Bernie Sanders fan to bring it up, but we ended the conversation. And I didn't want to get political with him either. There's nothing worse when someone goes up and political.

No, we can kick it. Nothing's worse than people talking politics over Zoom either. No. With three, yeah, kick it. Yeah, nothing's worse than people talking politics over Zoom either. How does that work? With three, yeah, white rapper and then those two dumbasses talking about politics. Yeah. That's not why we had Paul Wall on here. Yeah, that's true. I'm kind of excited for his new album, though.

Me too. Subculture, he said it's called. That boy don't miss. Dude. Slappers all the way around. Yeah. Dude, he got flow for days. Dude, so I got my grill right against the bottom.

Did I see your picture, Nick, of my son wearing it? Yeah. It didn't really lock in. So my son was obsessed with it. So he wore it all day. He was on a scooter riding it around. Oh, damn. Damn.

I know. I was like, damn, slow down, Daddy. Rich, slow down. Dude, I can't believe that. Real diamond, bro. Really? I can't believe that young fella got that little grill on for that little boy. I sent it to you, right, Nick, or no? Yeah. It's not coming up on my message. I can't believe that. Really? I can't believe that young fella got that little grill on for that little movie.

I sent it to you, right, Nick? Yeah. It's not coming up on my message. I look weird in them. I wish I would have got the top. They only sent the bottom. The other thing is they did the mold a year ago at the comedy store. You might have grown. I think I was growing.

My teeth are a little more crooked maybe. And then also I was real nervous. I don't want the other comics to see me get my grill put in. You did it fast? I did it fast and behind a car behind a car what yeah it looked like a very sketchy transaction damn the guy was like damn chill bro i was like just get it done oh god man like you're losing your virginity or something in high school i was nervous bill burr would see me or rogan yeah what are you doing over there getting molds for for my grill? Yeah. Yeah. Have some pride in it. Yeah, have some pride in that grill, bro.

I believe Paul Wall was with me. Let's see where the grill started. Let's look at the- The origins of it? Yeah. Yeah, who's the first? Well, I know a long time ago- Look at that.

Paul Wall, baby. What's the song he really likes? He likes DaBaby. Oh, yeah, he likes DaBaby. Yeah. The baby's got grills, too. Artists. A long time ago, when they used to have slaves and servants and stuff,

they would put jewelry in some of them's mouths, too, I read somewhere. To make them more valuable? Yeah, just be like, this is my guy, you know? Have you seen what Drake's doing these days? He has a lot of celebrities doing it. They just have one diamond on the tooth. Yeah, that's's cool you should get that done yeah we should do it we should do we should do it just that one diamond hitter right there that'd be sick wait drake does that charge it to king in the sting houston or memphis they got it's popular for grills right there

yeah someone sent me a picture with, because I got it, and then the dude who sent it to me, he fucks with Paul Wall and his guy. He's like a toolage under them. And he's like, everybody rock him. So we're yours whenever you want. I was like, yeah, chill out.

And he sent me a picture of Dave Chappelle with an all-diamond gold front on the bottom. Dude, I want one so bad. Dude looks sick in it. With your gap, too. Yeah, I know. If I could do it with the gap. I would do it just the bottom with you. Just the bottom. Dude, I want one so bad. You look sick in it. With your gap, too. Yeah, I know. If I could do it with the gap. I would do it just the bottom with you.

Just the bottom? Yeah. Hit that bottom. You can try mine. I don't want to try yours. My bottom teeth are pretty good. Let me see. I think.

As Kat's looking. Know what you got to say about his bottom teeth. I mean, his bottom teeth. Mine are a little fucked up. I need to visit the line. I needed him to say that. What else does it say up there no down there sorry nine years recession grills first hit the airwaves but American

associates still flashing ASAP Rocky keep going down until we see some history out there grills are in Egypt Egypt two teeth until we see some history out there yeah that's awesome girls are in egypt egypt now would embraces be a form of grills i don't know the permanent grill that's fair uh rich attrition women were the first group of people to wear what we would now call grills certain high status etruscan women deliberately had their front teeth removed

in order to be fitted with a gold band appliance holding a replacement or reused tooth. No, it says you couldn't bite in an apple with these. You couldn't bite an apple with these as the gold usually held replacement teeth in place. And it was a goldsmith who did it and they said it was done to look nice. We all need them. I mean, we got to get them.

Have you all met Ellen? Nope. Y'all never hung out with her? That's why I don't judge. I judge, but I have not met her. Oh, okay. At least you're honest about it. Yeah.

Yeah, I had a friend that used to be a security guard for her, and he just said that she was not cool. But I just always heard she wasn't cool. But then also I think whenever anybody gets into too much power, people think they're not cool, you know, or people that, I don't know, power just corrupts everything. Yeah, and there's a lot of jelly monsters out there, so she's fucking killing it.

I like to feel that she wasn't even funny shut the fuck up she was a beast of a comedian when she was a comedian she's a beast man yes she has some pretty dope specials adam carolla said she was always he knew she was like a fake a phony because he saw her at a wedding one time and she didn't dance the entire time he just saw her sit at her table for three hours so she's, gangsters don't dance. We boogie. And do the Rockaway. Yeah, gangsters don't dance. We boogie. Do you lean back?

But also, because he wanted her to dance all the fucking time. But she talks about that. She's like, she stopped dancing. That's why she hired that Twitch to dance because she's like,

I'm getting sick of it. Whenever anybody sees me, they're always like, dance. And she's like, fuck, man. We go again. You know?

Oh, yeah. That should be your thing dancing no get out there and dance dude think how exhausting it'd be every time you go out that's like dave it's like dave chappelle you know i'm rich bitch he said he'd be like at dinner with his kids yeah like i'm rich bitch he'd be like dude come on man for ellen she had to dance all the fucking time sometimes you don't feel like dancing monday through sund. Imagine if you have an even crazier job. You know, like you're a dog catcher. You're like the best dog catcher. Think if you're that.

Catch a dog. Think if you're the dog whisperer. Think if you're the dog whisperer. What the fuck that dude's name is. Hey, will you talk to my dog? Yeah. No, bitch. Hey, yeah, leave a voicemail for my dog.

Just whisper something. Can you send my dog a text? Yeah, man, that? Yeah, man. That's crazy, man. What was his name? Cesar Millan. I love that dude. Really?

I love watching this stuff. You ever seen Cesar get bit? Yeah. It's fantastic. Yeah. A golden retriever bit the fuck out of him. Yep. It was a golden retriever.

And it's about goddamn time. He's always harassing those fuckers. He got them pretty good. He was bleeding pretty good. That's what you get, dog. Fucking with these dogs all the time. With these fake ass hoes, boy. Yeah. Out of all the dogs, though, he's Fucking with these dogs all the time. With these fake ass hoes, boy. Yeah.

Out of all the dogs, though, he's fucked with pit bulls, Gouldman. Great Danes. Well, he's creeping the dog out with some weird shit right here. He's always trying to get real personal with the dog. Rubbing their asses and shit all the time. You got to rub their ass. He gets bit. And you know how we were talking about when you get hit in the head With a football And play it off

Watch this Watch this Yeah he goes Nah I'm cool Nah it's not that big of a deal Damn He's like I'm good Hey

He's all about dog rides The first thing he did Was threw a fucking boot to the dog's face. What kind of kick was that? That was a Charlie Brown kick to the fucking sternum of that dog. Damn. You got to kick it, though. I don't think so. Look at this.

Bitch. That can't be in his training videos. Is that Rockage? What do you do, though, Bernie? What do you do? What would you do there? You don't axe kick the golden retriever in his training videos. Is that Rockage? Yeah. What do you do, though, Bernie? Yeah, what do you do? What would you do there? You don't axe kick the golden retriever in the fucking heart. But give me a UFC breakdown.

What would you do there? So what is this? This is the clinch, right? If anything, you punch that thing in the fucking nose, dog. Really? Like a shark. What you don't do is kick it in the heart and try to fucking kill it. I like how all his training went out the window.

He's like, you fucking hound it was like well fuck i ain't buying his dvd if an animal gets on you bro you gotta fucking show that bitch what's up especially a golden retriever man that thing ain't shit bro yeah and plus who knows where this dog's from dude who knows what it's been doing this dog could have been biting people who knows it's a problem i got bit in the ass by a goner cheetah when i was a kid and what you do nothing well nothing i should have kicked it in the heart i didn't kick him in the heart we would set traps we would dig holes and make like fake leaves over it and then have the dog walk over there type move yeah we would do all kind of bad stuff because they had some dangerous animals in our area. And that Steve Irwin got hit by that stingray.

Well, the craziest was- Out of all the animals, dude. That cheater stabbed that one dude on that boat. That was the best ever. He was like, gotcha. You cheating on your girl. And it's about time. The guy's like, wait, what?

Yeah. He's like, cheating on your girl. He's like, cool. Got a knife. He was like, ugh, stabbed him right in the fucking stomach. He's like, you cheating. Wait, what?

Yeah, it's about goddamn time, you fucking sn you gotta stab that thing larry greco they got his ass and i met him one time no this isn't it it would turn out to be fake though no it's not fake don't ruin this shit never mind never mind no he got stabbed right in the stomach it's about goddamn time bro joey greco, that guy's a little bitch. Yeah, Doug. Remember Blind Date? Remember that show, Blind Date? I feel like you...

Were you ever on there or no? Blind Date? No, dude. Roger Lodge? Yeah. Roger Lodge was a beast, dude. Yeah. He passed away.

Didn't he have HIV? He was... That show was fantastic. He did it. Vicki Gunvalson. Did he really? Yeah. Wow. Breaking news. Which dated Vicki Gunvalson. Did he really? Yeah. Wow.

Breaking news. Which is crazy. He was great on those blind dates, man. What do you mean? Yeah, he didn't have to go on them. That's why. I know. He was just commenting on them.

It's easy when your friend has to go on all of them. There he is. That bitch got stabbed finally. That's the guy that I met. Yeah, that's just real. Is this entertainment for you she makes me happy man she's stressful right now i don't make you happy what are your plans with what exactly do you think you're responsible for here because you can't dissociate yourself

from the responsibility of this child and that's what it looks like that's what it looks like so now you don't care when we get home i'm gonna finish my afternoon you're not coming home Looks like Just take the chokehold. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. No! Fuck you up, you bitch! Bitch ass motherfucker! Mitchell, stop! No, no, no. Stop, Mitchell! Get the cops! Get the fuck up!

Fuck him up, Mitchell! Stop! What's that boy's name, Mitchell? This shit's real, dawg. Good. This shit's all real. It could not be real. Put your hands behind your back.

Put your hands behind your back. This shit's real. You think that chokehold's not real? That dude been really falling in the water. No, he didn't. This shit's so legit. Oh, fuck. He's bleeding.

Oh, my God. He's bleeding. Come on. Come on. Easy. Easy. Get him out of here. Oh, my God.

Oh, shit. This is fake. The fuck? Nah, bro. That shit's real, bro. It's real to me. Dude, you crazy, bro. You're supposed to be working at the prison, bro.

Yeah. This is crazy. That's a fake. That man's fake, bro. You're supposed to be working at the prison, bro. Yeah. This is crazy. That's a fake. That man's fake, bro. That little nerd deserves to get for... You got stabbed, bro. Dude, I'll bite that dude with a sharp-ass grill, bro. Dude, how did him or the homeboy who would catch the predator,

how did the catch predator dude never get fucked up? Because I think he had people in such a tough... Those people were not fighting him. They're like, I'm getting the F out of you. What, am I going to fight him and then hook up with a kid? Yeah. That's insane. I know.

Those people are insane on the show. Dude, I watched one. They didn't release it. It was this big, fat dude, and he gets there, and you feel sorry for the dude. He's like, I'm fat. I can't get a girl. I'm trying to lose weight. And then Homeboy starts talking about his diet and how he's the loser.

And all of a sudden you feel bad for him we talked to him he came on uh this past weekend he stole money from you guys yeah yeah well he did some yeah he did some maybe unsultry behavior really but damn what i would say is this that he um yeah i felt bad for the pedophile sometimes there's There's this one. It's a big fat dude and he starts crying. And I felt bad for him because... For the pedophiles? Yeah, and I should. People are like,

you shouldn't feel bad for him. Yeah, you should. Nah, fuck them. I still have... I have zero empathy. Wait till you have kids. Oh, no. I feel worse for the kids.

But I still feel bad that this dude has some affliction where he's out there pedophiling. Well, it's obviously a sickness. But then there's also, have you heard of dads? I don't want to be no pedophile. Have you heard dads against pedophiles? Have you seen it?

It's a YouTube show. DAP. DAP. DAP it up. Them boys. Them boys doing the Lord's work. They always meet him at a Target. The real shit.

Yeah, be like, what you doing at Target? Be like, I don't know you. Be like, then how did I know you were here? He's like, I don't know. Then how do you know little Lance and Lance? Ooh, I don't know you. But then how did I know you were here? He's like, I don't know. Then how do you know little Lance and Lance? Yeah. Ooh, I watched that last one. That fucking Beth.

This Beth. This bitch Beth. That's against predators, dog. That's against predators, dog. Fuck yeah. Is this lady a predator? Hell yeah, she's a predator. Try getting a 15-year-old girl.

This Beth right here. And they do a great job on the editing. No, this is an ad. Fast forward this. That's like the beginning. Yeah, it's this little. Fast forward this. That's like the beginning. Yeah, it's this little. Start here? I'd go to the Tex Convo.

Yeah. This is how you notice some real pedophiles. It's heartbreaking, man. And she tried getting her husband involved. This show's going downhill, I'll say that. Nah, this is the Lord. It's good. We're giving them some publicity.

Please tell me you're up for fun tonight. Staying at the Hilton, downtown Iowa. Sorry for being blunt, LOL. While I'm here, my sister would care if I was younger. Are you at least 18? Question mark. No, I'm not 18. How old are you?

17. First of all, they also use the term downtown Iowa City. Very vague term. I've been to Iowa City, dude. There's not really a downtown. There's one big building where you meet at, though, apparently. I guess. Bro, this is making me sick.

You got sympathy for this cunt? Huh? You got sympathy for this cunt? Huh? You got sympathy for her? No. Oh, she's the woman that was texting the girl? It was a couple. It was a couple. They were trying to get to come to the hotel.

And she goes, I was coming here to delete the messages. Her eyebrow frown is intense. I know. Right? It looks like she's got the Tesla logo. Oh, it does. These are dads doing work, bro. Amen.

Gaps. Yeah, her face moves a lot. I know. But just this moves. Yeah. You did. You did. You did. So after this is over.

I watched one where they meet this kid at a fucking, basically a Target. Damn, man. And he's like, I was just here getting drinks. And then he calls his dad. He goes, what's your dad going to do? He goes, we'll see when my dad comes. And he's like, what the fuck? He's like, what's your dad going to do? He goes, I'll call the cops we want what what we'll share the text combo with the cops and the

dad what is a sexual predator probably oh god damn have any of you guys ever been predator have they come for sex yeah again this you know i was in that cute of a kid i was too angry no one wanted to with me damn man i'm sorry but also back in the day we didn't have social media and text and stuff so they'd have to get you the traditional way they'd usually roll up in a white van around virginia court elementary school shout to the tigers in the van they would have cabaret eggs and i would jump in the back damn you eat those eggs Bro it sounds like you got molested If you Nope I was just eating eggs Had a combo and I'd jump on out

My Aunt Nubby would pick me up Aunt Nubby would pick me up Well look man I don't want to be talking about pedophilia too much Man it's just too much Whose birthday Whose birthday Hopefully whoever's birthday it is It's an 18 year old I'd say 21 at this point even 18

is a little dicey i'm not saying for me i'm saying for these dang kids man people out here everybody get molested at a damn court you ever had someone try to come after you and kidnap you in a van uh not kidnap me in a van but a lot of really like such shit happens when I was younger. I was like a little girl hanging out around my aunt's coffee shop. And there's a lot of older men who liked younger girls. So I didn't get it at the time. They would touch her hair like Biden? R.I.P. Oh, no.

That's the thing. Like, it's just one of those things. You can kind of feel them like eye fucking you from afar. It's weird because they look like my uncles. Disgusting. That's why I leave my eyes in the car, dude. You gotta leave your eyes uncle's disgusting if I leave my eyes in the car dude put my eyes in the cup holder dog well look I want to say this point-blank man I'm not a pedophile bro you know what I'm saying I remember I

was in college and it was statistics or whatever class and the professor was at the front of the class like 600 kids in there sure and he goes statistically uh one of you guys will die in a car accident um one of you guys will be a will work for a fortune 500 company and one of you guys will be uh pedophile will be will be convicted of a registered and he's right active and i stood up and yelled not it everybody there you go there you go. There you go. Fucking crushed. Let me clear this out right now. Dude, I remember at CU football,

I was the only white guy in the running back's room, and the coach sits down. He can tell he's having a long day. It's me and all black guys. And he goes, man, I just read a statistic. There's eight of us in it. He goes, I just read a statistic. He goes, one in six men is gay. There's eight of you in here. I just read a statistic. He was, one in six men is gay.

There's eight of you in here. And they just stayed still. And everyone was all silent. And then everyone picked on one kid. They're like, Terry's gay. No, I'm not. Who do you think it is out of this room? There's six men in here.

Is there? There are six? Oh, shit. There is six. Oh, Colin's in here too? Yeah. I'm not gay, so it's up men in here. Is there? Five. There's six? Oh, shit. There is six. Oh, Colin's in here, too? Yeah. I'm not gay, so it's up to you guys. We're all in relationships.

I'm in a relationship with the Lord, brother. And that's the strongest bond you can have. It is a gay relationship. So you are it. It is man to man, bro. i guess i'm i'm spiritually gay good for you i'm gay for god and that's what they call it gay for god yeah gay for god that's a crew gay for god oh is it really you bend the knee just to a man it's henry's group i think what else you got nick we got nick in wisconsin I'm sure you've had some dudes roll up on you

with some cheese, a nice cut sharp cheddar. I've only met nice older men when I was a child. I don't know. I was an altar boy from kindergarten to sixth grade, but I think they thought I would tell on them. That must have got weird. No, they were really nice guys. I looked up to them.

Yeah, there you go. I even janitored at the rectory on weekends on occasion. The craziest part of that is when the old guy comes down the middle of the aisle and just sprinkles everybody. That's the part where it's like, whoa. Nick was like, they were all really good people, man. Just nothing. That's Christ, bro.

That's how it should work. And you were on the church cheerleading team? Nuh-uh. Give me a G! Give me an L. Give me an A. Give me an M. Give me a B! That's the lamb, baby. No, I was not on the church cheerleading team.

Really? Is there a church cheerleading team? There probably is. Yeah, like the executive. B, aggressive. B, E, aggressive. Yeah, probably like some little Christian youth group. They probably have like some... I bet they suck.

Bro, what if you became the church cheerleader, dog? Dollar, dollar bills. Do I have to pay taxes? Traveling around the country doing backflips for the Lord. Another brilliant business idea by Brendan and Theo. I don't know how many of those backflips I got left in me. Tighten up. With the Lord's help, you could do a ton of them.

He's got a point. Yeah, of course, man. Dude, you start doing Christian backflips. You're slinging barbecue. Yeah, then host a game show. The Christ is right. The Christ is right. Come on down.

Every time someone wins, I flip. Come on up. Come on right. Come on down. Every time someone wins, I flip. Come on up. Come on up. Come on up. Come on up. Because that's what, Lord, I lift your name on high. Yep. The mountain climber goes to heaven instead of hell.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You fall off, go to hell. Yep. There you go, man. Jesus Christ, man. How many ideas? How many ideas?

We got a lot of beautiful ideas for me. How many ideas, Japan? Run with one, you know? Yeah. I am. And when you run with the Lord, you can never lose. Yep. You can't lose, man.

So who else got molested? Chin? Chin. Chin, you're a big Korean kid in Texas, I'm sure. I didn't get molested, but there was a strange guy that was supposedly like a nice person. He worked at the church. So me and my friends, this was when I was what keep going yeah keep going we're just listening to you so he lived in the neighborhood yep and then he would ask us to hang out and then he would he

would talk about god you know how great god is and we would ask him like questions like oh if you go to heaven can you skateboard all day because we're you know into skateboarding and stuff he's like yeah i could do everything praise god stupid question the people the parents didn't like him but we thought he was a nice guy nicest guy because he's worked at the church and everything sure he smoked cigarettes okay he had long hair okay and then one one day he was talking about how baptizing is awesome and great yeah so he baptized us in his backyard with his pants off no with the water water hose with the water hose yeah he goes it doesn't matter where the water comes from that just has to be blessed you just want to see some boys wet in the summer i'm looking back i think maybe you know maybe something could have happened if we

didn't like yeah he sure was a water hose dude yeah he sure wasn't his dick he could have painted his wiener green and put a little metal on the end of it yeah it's a hot day it's where they just popped up right now. I'm glad you got it out, though. Thanks. Dude, everybody got a little bit molested. And I know that they had a man boss that was a religious type of man, you know. And he used to get us high.

Then he would get us weed, you know. And at the time, we thought he was a cool guy. That's how it goes. Looking back, he was a 70-year-old man buying weed for 15-year-olds. And why is he doing it? So it's a little dicey. Hopefully you're high enough you think his dick is a playground. I mean, it's cool, yeah, but it's a little dicey, you know?

Hell yeah, it's dicey. Like, hey, you want to slide down this short slide? Whoa. You want to jump on these monkey bars? But he would get us high, and then he bought us some baked potatoes one time. This dude Richard Bangenstein was his last name. He's definitely dead. Which was an alarming name.

He is dead. Bangenstein. And hot potatoes? He got us some steaks and potatoes. And we'd never had steaks and potatoes, man. He sounds like a nice guy, to be honest. That's where we were at this point, Brendan. And then what happened was everybody got high and was eating their meal.

And I was in the kitchen and I said, hey, does anybody want some sour cream? I yelled that. And my buddy Scott goes, you can have some of this sweet. Oh, my buddy Scott goes, hey, will you give me some sour cream? And I said, no, but I'll get you some of this sweet cream, you know. I was talking about semen making jokes. And then he goes, can I have some?

And then we're like, check please. It was like, I think we're good on that guy. All the breaks in my head just slammed on. And I was like, damn, this dude's gonna molest somebody. And I didn't even tell my friends. I was just like, I gotta get out of here. And then his friends keep going back eating potatoes and sweet cream. That I was like, damn, this dude's going to molest somebody. And I didn't even tell my friends. I was just like, I got to get out of here. And then his friends keep going back eating potatoes and sweet cream? That's their life, bro.

They'll have to share their story when they're ready. We'll have them on next week. What happened to y'all, man? Nick is zooming in next week. Theo had a lot of stuff happen to him. He had a basketball coach pay him to look at his butthole from 20 feet away. That's true. He had another older man make him lick cinnamon out of his hand.

Wait, what? Hold on. Hold on. You want to have a seat? Whoa. What's up with the cinnamon lick? My dad's friend, man. So what?

So he was like, hey, you like churros you're like yeah he's like all right go and try this fucking finger no man he had a little bit of cinnamon this one not everybody had cinnamon man not everybody had it you know it wasn't abundant like a bird so if someone so if someone had it it was like damn you got cinnamon he would sneak you a little behind his back, you know, and you'd go back there and lick it out. Was it the powder or the stick? It was the powder. Okay. Because I used to chew on the sticks.

And so what happened? Oh, yeah. And that's not molesting at all. Dude, if you, look. You know who chews on the sticks? I used to chew on the sticks and suck on the beans. You know who chewed on the sticks? Somebody that started on the powder. That's for sure. And then what suck on the beans. You know who chewed on the sticks? Somebody that started on the powder.

That's for sure. And then what happened to the basketball coach? Looked at your butthole? No, this guy used to pay us, give us a little bit of money, and he would show his b-hole from about 40 feet off. Well, at least he's polite, I guess. I mean, this is a different time, man. Everything wasn't a crime back then, and we thought he was crazy.

Still a crime. Still a crime. No matter what year you're in, you know? But if you call the police, he called the police like hey some guy's showing me his butthole from 40 feet away to kids they're gonna arrest that dude yeah brother you see you see no they're not see but you're you're a victim you're a victim you think it's all good you know justifying it oh come on gary was cool man well what. You let's eat cinnamon. The cop knew us and they knew our neighbor. This lady, Miss Cheryl, had a car that had an alarm on it.

And it was like the first car alarm in our area. And so he's like, go out there and push Cheryl's car and that'll scare him off. That's what the cop said. So we got there and shake her car and then the alarm would go off. And then anything that was going on that shouldn't have been, people would tighten up. That makes sense. Damn. Here's my brother right here.

Close it out with this guy. He seemed pretty high. Looks like my brother Jay. Yo, what up, Theo? What up, Brennan? I'm on Carter from Salt Lake City right now. Hey, would you hang out with Snoop Dogg and play them disses

from Eazy-E? Or would you just kick it with them and play his old shit? Game, game. Buzz, buzz. Oh. Dang. Speaking of a buzz. Would you hang out with Snoop and play those

old EZ diss tracks or you just listen to his old shit? Smoke for Pedro, huh? Big Thrasher fan too.

I call that reference Napoleon Dynamo. Smoke for Pedro. Yeah. Wow. I'd rather hang out with him

than Snoop Dogg. Yeah. Calvin Brodus, man. He's getting older. Calvin Brodus. Wow. I'd rather hang out with him than Snoop Dogg. Calvin Brodus, man. He's getting older, Calvin Brodus. He has to be a damn near 60. No, he's not even 50 yet. He's a pioneer, though. I bet you. Bring that shit up.

Bring that shit up. You're telling me he's not 50? He is not 50. I'm 37. You're telling me Snoop's not 13 years older? Look it. What does that age say? 48. 48. He's damn near 50. He's damn near, but he's not 13 years older? Look it. What does that age say? 48.

48. Damn, they're 50. He's damn near, but he's not 50. They faked that. He ain't 48, man. Him and Cameron Diaz went to the same high school. Well, yeah. A lot of people went to high school.

He probably went a different year. Also, his cornrows are back here. First of all, they're not cornrows anymore. They're dreads. When he changed to Snoop Lion. He's not still Snoop Lion, though. That's old. I know he's not, but he got those dreads, and they just kept growing.

You know, I think no limit. Damn, both y'all sweating this dude like y'all trying to bang him, bro, or touch his wiener. Hey, I love Snoop Dogg, man. I'll show him my asshole from 40 feet away. From 40 feet away. Y'all ain't shit, bro. And I'll give him the cinnamon. That old school move, man.

That won't even get you molested. I'll tell you right now. I'll eat cinnamon out of snoop dog's hand right now right like a little baby bird bro now we talking yeah now we talking pure that's teamwork you know snoop had to change his name because uh death row death row because should i owned his rights and master p was like when should knight was in prison was like hey i want to buy Snoop Dogg's rights. I think he had to pay like $10 million. He's like, but you can't call him Snoop anymore. No, you can't call him Snoop Doggy Dogg.

Yeah, so he's just Snoop. Now he's just Snoop Dogg. Just Snoop, yep. I heard he's been sharing a lot of weird news. Snoop Dogg, have you guys seen that? No. It's a bad Snoop joke. Snoop-a-loop. You ever seen him live you ever seen him live nope great a lot of crips

a lot of crips yeah well because he's a crip right yeah yeah he was threatened takashi 69 too you remember that saying he's a rat yeah yeah this is all urban talk deal so i'm fine yeah they're all doing the crip walk on stage which is dope i love the crip yeah can you crip walk yeah a little bit i can't a little bit myself yeah dude nobody's messing with y'all weak ass crips really let me see it i'll crip walk for some cinnamon out of your hand right now the weakest ass crips bro fucking what the other kind of dude that was a crip you're the weakest ass Crips, bro. Fucking, what? Y'all the kind of dudes. I didn't say I wasn't Crip.

You're the kind of guys bringing barbecue sauce to a gunfight, bro. Y'all the freaking worst ass Crips, man. I'll send it to Nick right now. Crip walking in the center. It's a legit Crip walk?

Your daddy Crip walk? Yeah, he. I don't ask him a lot of questions about the gang life. Really? Oh, I would. Dude, it'd be like an episode. If he wants to tell me.

Dude, if your dad comes in, it's going to be like an episode of Gangland. It's going to be fantastic. You want me to bring him in? Oh, he would be fine. Here's what we need to do is make sure he does that thing where he yells at somebody that's a child. What's that thing called? Lockup?

Beyond Scared Straight. Oh, Beyond Scared Straight. Let's have your dad scare us straight not to crip walk anymore. Oh, scare me to not crip walk? Me and Theo. You're probably not scared of your dad. We are. He crip walk anymore. Oh, scare me to not crip walk? Me and Theo. You're probably not scared of your dad. We are.

He's a great guy. Is he? My whole family, our origin is Louisiana. Y'all from Louisiana? Your dad is? What part do you know?

No, no, no. His dad. No, our mom. His mom's side of the family. They're all Louisiana. What part do you know? No, I don't know. Did you text that?

Yeah, I just texted. What kind of crip we talking about here? The Hoover? Who? My dad's from Arizona. Right. Yeah, dude. Here, let me see that hat.

Try this one. Yeah, go ahead. That's a real hat. Let me try that Keith Urban, Doug. See? Damn, dude. Theo makes both look good. You think? You look like a transgender G.I. Joe. What? You, dude. Theo makes both look good. You think?

You look like a transgender G.I. Joe. What? You look like Woody from Toy Story right now. Yeah, you look like Charlie Daniels Brown. Look at that. Right there. Let me see this crib box. Oh.

Oh, damn. I'm back now, boy. Hell yeah. Damn, that's Santa's lips. Hey. There it is. Damn. Yep the hose at where's the cinnamon at you feel me dog where's the yeah bro i love how nobody else is in christmas attire though that's the best thing i love how the white people are so out of this. Look at them. Hey. Yeah, dude.

The white people are like, oh my gosh. Who brought that Santa here? That was a dirty chimney. Oh my God, dude. Is that his head? That is so funny. And Nick's right back in. There he is. We were going to fire him after this show.

He's back in, Doug. Oh, man. I think I don't know what else we could say, man. Me either. Let's end on that, Doug. Good show. Dang, man. Brennan and Theo, fighter in weight.

I got to go in and go hard in the paint. I do not think I am in flow. Black rifle coffee, I'm ready to go. I need a sponsor. I am in flow. Black rifle coffee. I'm ready to go. I need a sponsor. I am a monster. About to open up with this at my concerts. Flow is contagious. Brows are outrageous.

Thicker than girls that are Instagram famous. Damn. Hungry like I'm fresh off keto. Seeing red like Andrew Santino. Every song I hit like the great Bambino. Brennan ate the queso and the quesoritos. But everything's gonna be fine. Hate on me.

I do not mind Theo looking like the type of dude that got a pack of matches in his pockets at all times They sliding into my DMs A couple of you tried but couldn't beat em Quit playing like Nintendo DS You don't want to smoke like Joey Diaz Meaning y'all edible Just got my eyebrows threaded and I'm feeling incredible

Brennan's son hit me up He said it's too loud in the club Can you pick me up? King and the sting King and the sting King and the sting B-sting, rat king King and the sting King and the sting

Got the bees in the trap Got the cheese on a string King and the sting King and the sting King and the sting B-sting, rat king Outro Music