The Golden Hour - Episode 90: Foos Gone Wild

Episode Date: October 9, 2020

The guys interview Viral Sensation Doggface208 and talk Theo's Ethnic Softball Team and Jersey Shows with Trevor Wallace, Shoney's, Foos Gone Wild, Popeyes Chicken Sandwich Fights, Jimmy Johns, Tom Selleck, John Kruk, Hairy Bodies and much more!Postmates - download the app and use code KATS2020ShipStation - https://shipstation.com/ enter code: KATSLumin Skin - https://luminskin.com/katsButcherBox - https://butcherbox.com/katsKats Merch - https://KATSmerch.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look at the Cortez's. Welcome to Whip-A-Sippy, dawg. Oh, he's livin'- Oh, shit. Oh, that's cool. Bruh, he gets down. Dang, bro. Good for him, man. They're comin' out with an ice cream, too, for him at Ben & Jerry's. Oh, they really? Yeah. Chocolato Vato. Dang, dang. Back off my broccolini.

Get your life together. It is. Don't touch me, bro. I'm not touching you, dude. Yo, did you do any fishing yet? I've not done fishing. There was a man who called and offered to take me fishing a couple weeks ago. I need to call him.

Actually, we could even call him right now, maybe. Ain't nobody buying you that done no fishing nashville i haven't man oh i wouldn't then well it's also hard to fish actually because the most of the softball group i'm with is does uh chinese food or asian cuisine okay you're in a softball group yeah yeah that's. That's our shirt. That's our... All gays matter out there, I guess. Damn, look at you two. It looks like Riff Raff threw up a bunch of Laffy Taffy. This is the new colored, baby. Yeah, dude, this is the new colored, man.

New colored folk. Colors. No, colored folk. Colors, dog. Whatever, dude. Don't be such a shady. And then when I point at you, you say the N-word, all right? Okay.

All right, we'll tag it up right now. Don't be such a shady. And then when I point at you, you say the N-word, all right? Okay. All right. We'll tag it up right now. I'm ready when you are. Yeah, Brendan, don't be such a shady little. Nigga. Hey, dog. Is that the first time I've said it on the podcast? It is, man.

It is. And we don't say that around here. We don't say that around here. Okay. Just letting you know. But I will let you know that if this. Nigga. Gets out of line

Then it's gonna be That's the only time he points There's gonna be hell to pay dude I want that Cheat code I want that Cheat code too man Forget that

You don't get it bro Yeah This one's a color fold Yeah it's color fold dude You better rep bro You better rep I'm in that black and white That's old school

Just being black Yeah dude you gotta go full colored man full colored all the colors damn bro I'm sick of you white niggas

I don't feel comfortable yeah you don't feel comfortable and you fucking shouldn't around here damn what position you playing on the softball team

I bet big jeans what big jeans that fucking closer I play outfield no she's not on it it's mostly oh outfield damn why you hating you don't damn well nobody can hit it out that far there are some definitely a lot of lonely men in this league dude and they hit it far dude

nobody hits it farther than a divorce recently divorced man it's all they got it's all they got yeah they're going to the batting cages they're counting down the hours like it's all they got it's all they got yeah they're going to the batting cages they're counting down the hours like it's a goddamn super ball yeah we have a guy we have a guy a couple asian guys on there oh hadayo nomos uh it's i don't know who it is man is it riley mao no no riley mao's not on it he's the barely asian i think i don't know what he's uh i haven't really looked at some of his paperwork. Y'all looking for a thick-ass catcher? Because Chappelle will jump on down there, dog.

Oh, you point at me? You're thick, too. Dude, you look like a catcher, though. I'm too big to be a catcher. Oh, yeah, you're too tall, right? Yeah. Because you can scratch down. Yeah, I'm only 5'11".

He'll give you them signs and flip a fucking ollie. Yeah, you can't be that tall catcher. No. No. Catcher has to be – catcher can't be too tall catcher. No. Catcher has to be, yeah. A catcher can't be too tall, huh? No. What position would you be?

I'm first base, dog. For real? Yeah, first base. Maybe short. That's a lot of pressure. All snow cone team, I'm sure. First team all slurpy, dog. Yeah, Brennan's over there with that snow cone.

Right. Brennan, get back on first. Brennan's always like, hey, what kind of snow cone are you getting after the game? Who brought the orange slices at halftime? Brennan's like, when's halftime? When do we eat? It's like it's baseball, you delinquent. There's no eating.

So you're excited about this softball team, huh? Yeah. They can't give you a jersey? Like a number on your jersey? We don't have that. This is just what they had, man. Oh, is it one of those woke leagues where they don't keep score? No, no, no.

Because everybody's a winner? I think it's like. That's not a thing. Is that? That's a big thing. That's vegan. For kids, right? I think it's vegan.

For all bitches. That's vegan. For all bitches. That's vegan, dog. I don't think so yeah i heard biden plays in one really yep i don't buy i mean you could tell him he does i bet who knows if he does yeah i can't even believe that it's they're doing another debate i can't wait i think it's just ridiculous dude i count down to it likes the goddamn Super Bowl. I love the debates. They're so good.

It's just crazy. They should just let them fight. Oh, there it is right there. There's you and Chappelle. There's me and Chappelle. Here's me in Dallas getting my shoot on, dog. Yeah. Looking like a gut.

We sure as hell did that. Whatever, bro. You couldn't handle us, dude. When I pull up with some of my real niggas. It's on, player. It's on, player. You're going to sit down, bro. You couldn't handle us, dude. When I pull up with some of my real... Niggas. Bro. It's on, player. It's on, player. You're going to sit down, dude. So who all is out here?

I know you got Malik. You got Chappelle. Justin, Stevie. Look at that. My thick-ass brother, Jay Shaw. Oh, yeah, thick Jay. Put Jay out there and let him catch a bullet, dog. You know what I'm saying?

You can't be that thick and not get shot, dude. That's bitch, I think. Yeah, you're right. You're going to be that thick and not take a fucking slug, son. 50 Cent took nine shots. Yeah, Jay's 5 Cent, dog. Jay's out here nickel and diamond, people, dude. Take a slug.

Look at me on that Fuliotto. Shoot your brother, dude. Have you read any freaking Shakespeare? Look at that, Theo. That's that automatic. You cut it off, Nick, but at the end they do this tight montage of us with this automatic. Oh, yeah. It's like, yeah, lighten it up.

Pow, pow, pow. What the fuck, man? Who are we all fighting? Bro, that doesn't sound believable either. Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow. Look at that. Look at that end montage. Damn.

A lot of dudes. Yeah, a lot of guys yeah a lot of guys look at that Doug Jesus we all fighting dude we're getting ready for that civil war are y'all proud boys you look like you give back rubs

at a proud boys meeting what are you talking about I'm an outfielder who's the gay in the corner with the crazy shirt? Oh, you need a back rub? Dude, the craziest is when people can't turn their neck at all and have to move both their hands and they turn their neck and they're like. When your neck's fucked up and you have to move like RoboCop.

Oh, it's the worst. Oh, my God. We had a fella with no, he had legs, but his legs had been hurt in a motorcycle accident at the show out there in New Jersey. Oh, yeah. You did shows in New Jersey, huh? How'd it go?

Pretty cool, man. Trevor Wallace was out there. Yeah. Shout out to Trevor, man. We had fun. It was good, man. It was outdoors. A lot of people drunk.

A lot of drunk drivers. I'm sure. Somebody, I'm sure. A lot of drunk driving. Perished on the way home. I don't like to use the word perished. It was like a concert, so it was a big gathering? Yeah, I would say it was a good-sized gathering.

We had two shows, 7 and 9.30, I think. Friday or Saturday night? Saturday night. So you flew on. Right by the dog track, too. There you go. In New Jersey? Yeah.

You could hear a dog every now and then. You should have had that big boy, that big hitter Joey Diaz come up there, dog. He's right up the street. Yeah, probably should have. That would have been, oh, they would have went nuts if he would have come out. They would have fucking nutso. Nuttsoes. I should have, actually.

You know, I don't want. We actually talked about it like two months ago. I don't know why we didn't do it. It's always weird asking people, right? Well, sometimes. I mean, since he's a headliner, I think it's a little bit weird. But I feel like in a pandemic, like, you know, it's like, dude, I got these sold-out shows. You can do anything.

You want to come in and do 10 minutes? Dude, I joined a freaking Chinese food restaurant softball team in Nashville. And they took over the place from a – it was Japanese. So it was Chinese, but they got the koi pond out front that sounds yeah that sounds right the chinese took over so it's really that's right it's uh they put boys in concentration camps in china now did they yep hong kong oh my god right now they said all lives don't matter make those goddamn nikes and so how do you guys feel like that when you guys hear about when you guys hear about other asians getting wild over there chin and um it's terrible i mean i'm sure cat agrees it's absolutely

terrible i don't know cat's smiling a little bit yeah she's up for it yeah she's a leader she might be the leader yeah i don't know how she's like she's donated some money to the cage makers dot org yeah it's terrible it's just weird because i'm chinese too but like my family hates chinese people so it's weird you're you're how much chinese though like barely like a 16th oh that counts though barely that counts you get them instagram thoughts you get them instagram thoughts they're like they're 0.1 Native American, and they're trying to apply for the freaking funds. And, you know, they got feathers tattooed on their neck. Really? Yeah, and they start painting themselves red face.

I've seen them a million times. Have you seen my dog face? No, I haven't seen him. Who, dog face? He's a romantic skateboarder. Nick won't shut up about him. Nick acting all fucking saucy up in here because Green Bay Packers is the best team in the league.

Beat the Falcons, dude. An endangered species, first of all. That has to be illegal, right? It should be illegal. How is it not illegal, man? They gotta change their name. You can't kill a falcon. Yeah, change their name, dude. You think you're hot shit, Nick, because your team's crushing it?

A little bit. A little bit. 4-0, undefeated. I respect it. Love it. Aaron Rodgers doing the damn thing without his best players. Yeah, that is true. Oh, your boy DP. I'm talking about that porno.

Dustin Poirier, yeah. Got the Conor McGregor fight. We just need Conor to take the fight now. Which is what we've needed for a few years now. If you follow Dustin on on twitter it's all that we've needed well but it never made sense for connor up till now so now i bet there's a real good chance because ufc's like all right we're down how about when they're like we're gonna do a charity event and dustin's like i'm in connor's like i'm in ufc like oh we're in yeah yeah that's

a good loophole to do it as a charity event uh why would they do it why would they do this you just can't do it but it would be a bad visual for them to come back and say don't you guys can't do it so it wouldn't be well unless connor and uh dp i love com dp unless connor and dp made it like well known that they were shutting it down but they're gonna do behind the scenes because in their contract you can't you can't do that oh you can fight anywhere you could fight inside of a papaye's if you want, if you've ever been to a Popeye's or not. I mean, there was a lot of fights for a while with them sandwiches.

Yeah, the sandwiches. Well, here's the crazy thing. Someone got murdered over that chicken sandwich. Ain't nobody get murdered over a chicken sandwich. Bro, you got to start reading the news. All right. You got to. I'll read the news.

Come on, Skip. I read the books. Okay, first of all, it's not called reading the news when you watch it with your eyes. Okay. Here's somebody getting murdered at Popeye's. There's like 17 videos. Yeah, right?

Popeye's fight compilation? Damn. I mean, they're good. I ain't going to lie to you. Oh, shit. Only white dude working at a Popeye's. I respect that man. Stressed.

Shout out to my friend John that I went to school with. Yeah. I want people throwing hands. Yeah, me too. Oh, there you go. Oh, shit. Someone has a fryer out. Oh, they got the fryer.

He about to deep fry it. Oh, shit. Once again. He about to deep fry it. Look at him. He's narrating. Yeah. Have you had this chicken sandwich deal?

Huh? Have you had it? Yeah, freaking this little murder biscuit? Yeah murder filet that frickin the 10 the 20 to life on tray. Yeah 20 to life menu. There's not a chance. I'm going to that place and get Their employees, that's a it's a but oh she didn't need and that girls kind of fucking him up She's kicking his ass is heard on the video telling them to break it up.

Soon, the situation cools off. Forte leaving empty-handed. Honestly, I wasn't even going to get the chicken sandwich. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, right. Yeah, right. He can't take an L. He can't take an L.

He can't take an L. I didn't want it anyway. I wasn't going to get the chicken sandwich. I don't want that bullshit anyways. I didn't want it anyways. I want to go get the chicken sandwich. I don't want that bullshit anyways. I didn't even want it in the beginning. Hold on, hold on. Let me read this statement from Popeye's franchise owner, John Broderson. Okay?

I hate to put Broderson in the blender, but this was an unfortunate, isolated incident. That's crazy, bro. There's no isolated. Dude, if you have been to the Popeyes on St. Charles Avenue in New Orleans, there's a funeral parlor right next door. That's how many people getting murdered over there.

Go to the one off Fairfax. You can order something to-go, and then you'll be to-go boxed. I told Dustin Poirier, if you go to the one off Fairfax, you'll warm up for your fight, dog. Get that head movement, son. Oh, they casket people, dude. Dustin Poirier with that chicken wing to the one off Fairfax, you'll warm up for your fight, dog. Get that head movement, son. Oh, they casketing people, dude. Dustin will hit him with that chicken wing.

He's the only one that blocks with that chicken wing, you know what I'm saying? That's that diamond block, dude. He gets it done. Stuff like that would never happen at Jimmy John's. Oh, now Jimmy John's would never do anything like that. That's a fancy establishment. And also, I happen to be a Jimmy John's. You want to tell them, Nick? anything like that. That's a fancy establishment. And also, I happen to be a Jimmy John's,

you want to tell them, Nick? Just, Jimmy John's and Theo are in talks of him just representing the band because, the brand, because he's a true, authentic Jimmy John's eater.

Wow. You do always want to go in that bitch. I went with you one time. You act like you own the goddamn thing. Pretty soon he will. He's going to be like

Dustin Poirier, or Donald Cerrone has a card. He can go in any place and just get free Bud Light he can just oh really yeah

look at that Jimmy John's card it came in the mail actually oh nice it just says like Lifer doesn't Cardi B have a Chipotle card she has a Chipotle

Lifer card she likes Chipotle fuck yeah who doesn't Chappelle who doesn't like Chipotle good point yeah she has a Lifer and a Chipotle card

who doesn't like Chipotle Chappelle I she has a life for a Chipotle card. Who doesn't like Chipotle? I don't think that's the big reveal. I mean, you don't like it? It's my favorite. It's your favorite? Who doesn't like it? I insulted Brendan the other day, and I was like, do you like Chick-fil-A? He goes, chips and guac.

That sucks. Chips and guac coupons. That shit's weak. Include queso, or it's nothing. Jimmy John's. Yeah, I got the card in the mail. It's kind of heavy, bro. Is it metal?

No, like a light stone. You know who I wish would holler at me? I wish Panda Express gave me that orange chicken for life card. This is how you do it. You just got to put it out in the ether. Panda's all. Panda's like, what did you say about China? Yeah, they're like, what were you saying about China?

Although they're not Chinese at all no they're not but Cinnabon be hitting me up on Twitter really all the time and you act like

you don't write them back I find it offensive no I DM them back I'm like I see you dog but I don't want people to know I'm fat let's keep it under wraps you can be just the centers

with extra icing that's living brother that's fucking living. You guys want to win your softball games? That's what you do. You fill up on some fucking centers only, extra icing. You think so? I think so, dog.

That double header? You don't know anything about our team. No, I don't. Probably good. I know I'd come in there. What's your record? Huh? What's your record?

0-1. No, we haven't started yet. We've only had two practices. We're the East Nashville Sess-Sess-One. How do you pronounce that chan ses one thank you so it's you and a bunch of asian fellas huh oh i've seen this movie mr baseball much you think you're hot shit copying tom selick bro you think that's original selick who's that, dude? How dare you? Magnum P.I. Yeah, pick somebody from maybe the last Magnum 25 years, dude. I'm just saying, dude, you want to win games or not, bro? Yeah, I want to win games, man.

I'm in the outfield. I've been at two practices. You got the out part, right? Yeah, dude. Dude, I'm going to come to Nashville in November and throw fucking junk at your stupid team. And nobody's going to hit a goddamn ball you're not even allowed you're not in our league yet signups are already done well just let me

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Look, Brennan, I didn't want to bring this up but usually people your size and weight don't live very long can we get a chart yeah you don't see any old big grandpas i'll give you that nope so you know what i'm saying that's what i'm saying this is my make a wish yes my make a wish come strike out your stupid chineseesity could rob you of 20 years, Brendan. Well, I don't want to live to hundo anyway. R.I.P., dog. But hey, they measure obesity weird, though. Oh, we're obese, dog.

On the BMI. Are we? Yeah, oh yeah. We're obese? Guys, I'm not talking right now. I'm talking about how it ages. You know, I'm not trying to scare you today. I'm trying to scare you 11 years from now.

Oh, okay. All right, I respect it. Chappelle's trying to say BMI is rigged against him what is that uh oh yeah the standardized test that's what it is oh is it really ah damn it people's complaint about it is the only factors in height and weight so it doesn't really know how fit you are how muscular and stuff they know i'm on that bike every motherfucking day. Are you? Yeah, dog, every day. You didn't go today?

Yeah, I did. Oh, you did? Yep. That's why I was two minutes late. Damn. Should we guess Theo's BMI? Ooh. I'm outfield.

I don't even know what to call it. First of all, can you give me the damn meaning of it? I bet it's like 24, 25. Body mass indicator. Oh, body mass indicator. Okay, cool. Well, what else is going on, guys? Yeah.

There's got to be more going on. Damn, you don't want us talking about that body? Damn, John Crook, you think you're all hot shit now? You're on a baseball team in Nashville? John Crook. You know who that is, dog? Freak up, John Crook. You look like John Crook with Corona.

Wait till you see him, dog. You guys look exactly the same. I look like John Crack, dude. John Crook. You look like John Crook with Corona. Wait till you see him, dog. You guys look exactly the same. I look like John Crack, dude. John Crack. There you are, dog. Heavy on the crook, huh? Oh, shit. Heavy on the cross, dog.

And you guys got the same haircut. Imagine how much jockish that dude has had. Damn. He looks smelly. Was he really good? He looks smelly. Fuck yeah, all-star dog i was thick that boy was super dude he could do a day he would do he was famous because he would do a dip a tobacco

dip in one of his nostrils he would pack it with uh tobacco and take it in through his uh another level nose pores yeah look at him now that's super thick beautiful man i did see john daly the other night in nashville oh legend. Did you get a picture? I got a short video. Did you send it to Nick? Please send it to Nick. I love him, man. He's so goddamn gangster.

He'd be getting faded. Who is that? You know who John Daly is? No. He's a phenomenal golfer, but super out of shape, gets drunk, like could be drunk and win. Oh, really? He just hit a hole in one yesterday somewhere. When do people retire from golf?

What age? Huh? They have master's class. Well, you guys won't have to worry about it. Because you guys are, yeah, golf is, if you want to golf, I'd start golfing now. Yeah. I would, unless I get in a car wreck or something, I guarantee you I'd live longer than that guy. Yeah, he's like a legend.

He don't give a fuck. And I'm pretty sure his girl, his wife, he's hot as fuck, too. He seemed like a nice guy. That boy got some tits on him. He has a real drug drinking issue, though, huh? Well, Brendan. Who knows? When you told me you met him, I was like,

you met him at an AA meeting? But nope, at a bar. Met him at AA. Which he probably shouldn't be in. Oh, there's a picture of me and Sean O'Malley, too. You're so stupid. Little sugar, huh? That's a little sugar there.

I'll send it to Nick. Sorry, I got to get this video. Hey, Chin, have you heard of John Daly? Of course. Yep, of course. Daly Drinker, just like me. Yeah, I had to chill out on the whiskey. I drank too much in Dallas.

Did you? Yeah, I just did, you on the whiskey. I drank too much in Dallas. Did you? Yeah, I just did, you know. And you're talking about Daly. You seem like you got the issue. Yeah. Maybe Daly could give me some tips. That was a lot of whiskey. Was it?

Yeah. Yeah. Trying to find this good video of him. John Daly's ex is freaking hot sherry. Some girl named Sherry. Right? Banger. Super hot. Sherry? Yeah. Terrible name, but banger.

What's wrong with that name? Not good. Yeah, you're right. A lot of Asian people, I'm going to say this because some of my teammates have some of this. You're allowed to. They're teammates, man. A lot of Asian people, I can't find it it but it was a nice time and

don't believe you he was drinking but also is on chemotherapy so so is he losing weight though nope

look great he's got cancer John Daly are we still talking about John Daly yeah I hope I didn't

just cancer out him but you know and there's a picture of me and sugar Sean

stop by the gym I thought you were in a hotel in a robe i know yeah that's what i thought that little poodle get the smoke baby you want the smoke come get the smoke dude and you can see him i know i know for real this is one of sugar sean's little spies and he hangs out at uh at nashville mma seeing what's going on over there. He's there every day, bro. Every day when you go in, dude, he's just there.

Yeah, and sometimes he'll smoke a joint and then he'll predict what's going on with the fight. And sit in a throne. His eyes look like he can see ghosts, man. Bro, that's a robot. Is that dog okay? That's one of Sugar's corner men, dude. Neither of you look okay, man.

That's a good point. You tapped anybody yet? Huh? I did's corner men, dude. Neither of you look okay, man. That's a good point. You tapped anybody yet? Huh? I did tap, yeah. I tapped this older kid. About 14? Huh? About 14?

He's probably 16 years old, 15 or 16. Hardy, though. Hardy, Hardy. Obviously comes from strong parents. Bigger dude. When you tap him, you hear the mom in the back go, fuck! She's all pissed off. I had to tap him, bro.

I put him in that frickin' Vietnamese gift wrapping, you know what I'm saying? You say, what's up, dog? I put him in the hard scarf, dog. And that was it, dude. I told you, when I'm in Nashville, I'm going to come in, I'm going to slap that big gene around, dog. I'm going to throw some fucking junk at your stupid Chinese baseball team Come get in there, dude. There's probably five or six or seven guys would beat your ass in there boy Come on. I'm like Tom Selleck. I'm fucking mop the floor with you. Come in there like Tom Selleck a 70 year old man

I'll like we disrespect Tom Selleck Doug. He's a goddamn legend bro Tom Selleck Tom. Yeah why wouldn't he be? He's a legend, bro. He's the only guy who ever, there was a scene where you could see one of his balls hanging out of his shorts. In Magnum Beyond. That's legendary. Bro, he looks like my friend Charlie Mann that I have friends with from growing up. Tom Selleck. Chest hair

nation, dude. He put chest hair back on the map. You know? What is he in the Asian community, in the Vietnamese community? How do you guys look at men like this when you see a man like that? Daddy? I think he's handsome. Is that daddy? What is it?

That's zaddy. That's zaddy. First of all, zaddy. That's zaddy right there. First of all, zaddy. You look at him, you don't say damn. You go, damn. Daddy.

He's cute. Oh, zaddy. What's up, dog? Is he still holding it down now? Huh? Does he look okay now? Fuck yeah, dude. He looked good on Friends.

Remember? He was dating Monica. He was like the older. Okay, Friends is 20 years old. Okay? He was the older guy on Friends. See, and I noticed this with some of my teammates, too.

A lot of people, they reference shit from like 100 hundred years ago That's what I know I'm from too and I bit my tongue Because I was like that's stupid no one cares about Friends I love That was like the last time he popped up but no He popped up with some other shit since

I don't know he's still doing a series Right now called blue guys Or something blue fight No What is it called code blue Blue or something. Blue Blood? Blue Blood. There you go. Blue Bloods.

And there you go. Blue Bloods, which is disrespectful to the Crips and the Bloods. Is it? Yeah. Yeah, Blue Bloods, huh? Damn. Oh, damn. Have you ever seen the movie?

And here's Tom Celiac right here. No, dude. Jeremy Piven's in it. I tried. CPU. Oh, Smokin' Aces. He looks I tried. Oh, Smokin' Aces. He looks like the mean guy from Smokin' Aces. Oh, he has another barbecue.

There's three of them. Smokin' Aces. There's three of them. I was with my friends when they were at Smokin' Aces. That's all Brennan Everett does. Yeah, he's the guy in the middle. Spot fucking on, dog. Who is that, dude?

They look identical. That's who they are. Are in this is scroll in on his face dog they're identical is that like a robot i need another picture of this guy because that's as far as i can go smoking aces is that a is that a robot movie no smoking aces it's all some ploy for burning the sell barbecue. Okay. Have you guys been to my... Look at it. Oh, he's got the mohawk and everything. The guy on the right? Yeah, man. They look fucking identical.

Wow. You're welcome. Is that Chris Pine in the middle? That is Chris Pine. He's great in that movie. He's also great in that one movie with Denzel, with the train. Never seen it. Yeah, you have.

This guy goes back to our discussion on hairy men. It was pretty timely. Let's hear it. written that one movie with denzel with the train never seen it yeah you have this guy uh goes back to her discussion on hairy men it was pretty timely let's hear it what's up my dudes i got a king that are singing for you double hitter and now it's not this mustache first off being furry wow oh damn what do you think keep it or shave it let me know second of all well y'all carry a knife you never know when you're gonna need to cut some cake also never know when you're gonna need to stab someone video anyhow let me know boys gang gang Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Buzz, buzz. You really only

see the hair on the shoulder like that from Russian and Armenian men. It's very rare you see it from a white job. Brennan getting racial out here. This European nigga. Can't even deal with this motherfucker anymore.

Brennan, don't get racial in this guy this guy obviously okay shot steroids directly into his arms okay because that's the only way does that make you that hairy oh yeah i don't know you're the one that's dude i could grow a full back of hair right now damn dude i'll grow you i'll grow each one of you bitches a sideburn i appreciate that i can't grow hair for shit. You can't? No, I can't get no chest hair, no leg hair, no arm hair, nothing. Hairless cattle. You might have just jumped out of it. You might have back flipped right out of your hair, man.

Probably something. I did something wrong. Something went wrong. Do you want body hair? I mean, I don't know. You don't want it on your back. I don't want it on my back. I just got a weird patch that's springing up out of nowhere.

Nick looks like he has that duck tail hanging out the back. You got that duck tail. Nick got that hairy ass, I bet. Oh, I see. It's where his lat. Oh, that lat hair? Oh, yeah, that's cancer, baby. That is an early warning sign, dude.

That's that Wisconsin patch of hair hair there it's the only way cancer can let you know something's like hey why don't we try and send a signal let's send hair out of a part of the body that has no hair yeah people are like hey look at this new beard i got look at this spine check out this goatee on my lap now chin you're you're you're pretty much hairless, too, huh? Yeah. Arms, legs, everything. Asians are hairless.

Yeah. Kat, you're hairless. Of course. Yeah, pretty hairless. Half my team is hairless, dude. I'm sick of your motherfucking team, dog. I'm sick of your team. I'm going to go fuck your teammates, bro.

I'm a little jealous, man. Dude, most of my teammates are men. Why are you going to go fuck them? You trying to replace me with this Chinese softball team, Doug? Dude, no, I'm just telling you, our league is freaking legit, you fat fucking cake boy. All right, Doug. How do the Chinese feel about your nose, man? Huh?

How do the Chinese feel about your nose? Dude, they'll get it. How are you going to come in here with that nose and act like everything's all good. No, I'm over it first. Two Chinese dudes will jump into my nose, and I'll fucking score three runs for us. Okay? Yeah, your nose looks like you can smell a fart coming next week. Whatever.

I will say this. It's going to be colder next week. Yeah. I used to do that joke on stage. You could smell things that other people couldn't smell. It's going to be colder next week. He talked about knives too, man. I probably shouldn't have this, but.

That's a Reeves blade, man. And there's a fellow from Louisiana who makes a knife called Knox Knives, N-O-X. And I keep having a, I've been planting a message in him back for about a year and a half. Yeah. I carry a knife when I ride bikes just in case one of the motherfucking mountain lions

come out and just shank that bitch like it's prison. Bro, a mountain lion ain't attacking your gay ass. Yeah, it is, dog. He looks like I look sweet. Bro, a mountain lion ain't attacking your gay ass out there, dude. Yeah, it is, dog. He looks like I look sweet. No, dude. A mountain lion, you think he's going to drag you back and his other lion buddies are like, where'd you get that little frickin' hill twink?

Huh? I'm going to feed the whole tribe, dog. Who brought the nerd rope back here, huh? Go get us some real candy out there. They come back with this fricking bedazzled thick boy. Dude, that's on knee pads and he's

mountain biking with knee pads on. What kind of softball team is this? Dude, are the coaches two gay ants? What the fuck is this? What jersey is that? Traditional fucking Asian wear. No, don't get gay ass what the fuck is this what are you talking about what jersey is traditional fucking

mexican asian wear no don't get into it it is dude asian likes asian like a lot of colors isn't this traditional chinese wear or asian wear i don't think so no you're lying one of y'all's moms doesn't fucking have this you liar that's that i will say my grandma yeah grandma something like that grandma's grandma's you don't quit. You said mom, bro. Well, that's fine. Older mom. Older mom. This shit is fire, boy. When you step on the field, we fuck you up, white boy.

Yeah, I'm a little jealous of it. I'll be honest. We Chinese, we Japanese, we fucking Syrian, boy. We fuck you up. Dude, I'm going to come down there and fuck your team up, bro. Come out here, boy. You want some of this fucking shit, white boy? You fucking piece of shit.

Yeah. Me and my boys will be out there. Yep. You always sound Mexican now. Fuck you, homes. I'm Chinese. Okay? I'll be stealing bases, too.

Steal whatever you want, papa. Stealing bases and snacks Stealing hearts What's up with this Sugar biscuit and that King and the Sting merch That obviously was made by a company that's not even ours That was a fraudulent shirt we did not make Some guy came up to me in Iowa He's like dude

And he showed me his shirt And I'm like we've never And he showed me his shirt. And I was like, we've never even made that shirt. And it was awesome. That's the worst part of it. I was like, it's awesome, man.

Hi, Theo. Hi, Brendan. I have a debate club for you guys. Eyeglasses or contacts? Let me know. Gang, gang gang buzz buzz oh uh tit tits brendan sorry this is an adult woman okay her eyes are crazy she's definitely a mom what do you mean you're what are you talking about now you talked about her tits immediately don't act like we didn't remember that no that was a while that That wasn't my first go-to. Her tits were not my first go-to. I think my grandma's on Theo's baseball team.

Oh shit, look at that. Hey Nick, I think your grandma's the shortstop. We are members of the All-American League. We come from cities near and far. We're Canadian.

We're Irish and we're Asian. We're all for one. We're one for all. We're Canadian We're Irish and we're Asian We're all for one We're one for all We're all American Is that from A League of Their Own? Yep, that's our squad, baby. The Racine Bells, dude. That's Wisconsin, isn't it?

Yes, it is. That's right. Then that little fucking traitor sister. And that's our shortstop, dude. What's your grandmother's name? Catherine Link. That's Catherine Link,

maybe our old shortstop. Kay Link, they called her. Kay Link. We tell Kay Link, get her fucking mind right, because I'm going to be throwing heat at her, dumbass. What are you talking about? That's an adult lady. That's a double adult. Double.

Her nickname, and this was actually like, she had like a CB name. I don't know. People did. It was Missing Link. That's hard. It's don't know. People did. It was Missing Link. That's hard. It's also a movie. Cartoon. Glasses or contacts though?

Glasses or contacts. I think I would go – I can't wear glasses because I have a big nose. It looks like I have a disguise on. Oh my god. So that's one of the worst things. I'm glad you said it. I'm glad you said it i'm glad you said it oh i've had glasses on this whole show yeah i didn't even realize it dude yeah man i was i kept thinking jesus what is in here what is different um this um yeah i if i put them on i feel like

that's the shitty part about having a bigger nose you can't have a disguise no what about on girls you like girls with glasses i like with glasses the shitty part about having a bigger nose you can't have a disguise no what about on girls you like girls with glasses I like with glasses the fun part is you can pick you can actually pick you can actually pick your nose if you have a little nose

like you suddenly you'll see people picking their nose like their pinky dude that person is a fucking yeah that's kind of weird that's scary yeah dude

if you have a little nose you gotta get in there so if you pick your nose with your pinky I think that's the weirdest shit that's like you're so rich you barely want to get in there you got no choice

but getting knuckled in. Get in that bitch, son. You know what I'm saying? Three fingers and Theo's nose. Oh, dude, if it was cold out at the bus stop, I'd fucking put both my hands up there, dude. Oh, look, man. My whole life when I was a child, they would put drugs in your butt because they used to do suppositories. But that's all over

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Let's hear it. I'm Josh from Pineville, Louisiana, and I have a King or Stinger for you. But first, a back story. So I had to move close to my mom she has early onset Alzheimer's amen brother those goofy things it all means well her heart is always in the right place it's just so she comes into my house and she hands me this bag she's looking all serious

and she's like Josh I have something very personal for you and i want you to use it and i'm like sweet i'm about to get a watch maybe a journal she hands me a fake vagina amen with my ex-girlfriend's name on it she claims she doesn't remember her name. I didn't forget. She also gave me some rejuvenating powder, which causes a big old mess. Just powder everywhere.

And some shaving cream with it, huh? Wow. And she got me this water-based lube, which is definitely being used. So can you understand it? Should I use this false vagina that my mom gave me? Buzz buzz, gang gang, go Tigers. Your Tigers suck this year.

That's another thing. Well. Use it. That's a little creepy. Yeah, go ahead and use it. Get after it, big boy. No, man. You can't use a sex toy from your mother, bud.

That video was like two minutes. He also said at one point he was on a dry spell. See, the mom's just like, dude, we got to do something. Yeah. We just got to get you started in the right direction. Well, it's not a homosexual issue, Brendan. She's not saying the little man's homosexual. I didn't say that.

But the right direction, you're assuming. Otherwise, she would give him a little bag of wiener. What? homosexual i didn't say that but the right direction you're assuming otherwise you give him a little bag of wiener i know i know she's she's assuming he's not homosexual so she gave him that kind of fleshlight or maybe she's assuming that he's she's trying to send him in that direction is what i'm like i just don't know what's going on is that an asian what do you guys do in asian and black community guys help us out here if somebody gives you a bag of dick a bag of wiener puss or whatever man somebody rolls up on you you saw the video if somebody shows up with a bag of sexual shit to put your your shit in yeah how do you feel how do i feel i mean shit

i'm like thanks for the gift really so if your dad came in here and had a bag of dicks, you'd be cool with it? Oh, I was thinking the vagina. I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry for yelling, too. No, you're good. Just to understand. I'm an outfielder, dude. We have to raise our voice.

We have to communicate. That's what I was thinking. I was vibing with you. I know. It's the color thing. Oh, dog. You know we the realest. Niggas.

Amen, bro. Praise God. niggas fuck these white people what else you got Nick no no we didn't finish I would yeah someone gave me a bag of digs I'd be like eat a dick okay okay but if somebody gave you a vagina a booty hole with John or a booty hole they do that too if they gave me a plastic vagina like I have a girlfriend and you hadn't and she didn't exist and you and that's it yeah got my brain all fucked up now I'm not gonna lie Nick you pray be real here Nick knows his way around classic the JJ's like but That's why I was like, but what if your girlfriend didn't exist? What if it was like a really good one, a really fancy one? Yeah, I definitely walked in when Nick was eating something up in the microwave in here, and it wasn't food, okay?

A couple months ago, his underwear was right here on my seat. Ironic it was on your seat and not Chappelle's, too. He said, I've been working overtime and I stayed the night. Alright. Why are your underwear hidden in Kat's fucking seat though? This guy's got a king in her sting it. What's up from Mexico? King in her sting it. Dog face, 420. That guy's obviously hiding from his wife.

At a work luncheon. He's also a drug smuggler for the cartel. Yeah, man. Also known as a mule, I think they call him. Yeah, el mule, they call him in Spanish. Dog face. I don't see a lot of it right i'm not on social media that much but apparently he's taking the he's huge he's big yeah almost overnight he became like an internet sensation i checked last night and he has like 1.2

million followers he's verified that's dope ocean spray got him a car oh damn he can sing uh no he's just oh he can dance uh no he can dance uh he's just a pure soul he can dance oh yes he can oh he's a dancer he can dance he can dance let me see his profile i'm not familiar with him he he crip walks oh yeah what's up homie so that's a dance yeah it's a prison trot it's a a war dance. That's what that is. That's what the crib walk is. It is? It's a war dance. When they would kill the other...

The tribe? The enemy. They would crib walk out. Sneaking up on some people outside of a Shoney's who are wearing different outfits. I wouldn't consider that war, really. Yeah. I don't think you need a war walk after you shoot some guy at IHOP. But here's his hitter right here.

This is the big one? There's one that blew him up, but he has a bunch that are really entertaining, bro. Yeah, but just to familiarize Brendan, here is the original. It's that Cran Raspberry. He wants your freedom. Well, who am I to keep you down? It's that Crayon Raspberry. I know. And he's Native American? It's only right that you should play the way you be. You seem like a good way to do it.

Now, here will be my question. He's cruising. Is there vodka in there? Well, here's my question. If I'm drinking cranberry juice, it's usually because the night before for me, it would have been because I was doing drugs. I was doing something trying to clean out my system. See, I'd go the other way. If I'm cruising down the street listening to this, I'm drinking cranberry juice.

I'm probably mixing it with a little bit of vodka. Okay. So you're going up and I'm retreating and you're heading into war. You're trying to recover. I'm trying to get in there? Dang. I'm trying to do that war dance. You're trying to double down, huh? You're trying to crib walk. Yeah, war dance. Trying to get shot outside of a Shoney's. What's a Shoney's?

A Shoney's is a popular American restaurant. It's like an Urban Denny's? Is that figured? Is that fair? No. Shoney's is a really white establishment. No. Not in Aurora, Colorado. Really? No. Shoney's was frowned white establishment. Not in Aurora, Colorado. Really? No.

Shoney's was frowned upon. Frowned upon? Well, there's Shoney's, Denny's, and then Coco's. Do you guys have Coco's? Oh, we have Coco's. We have a couple here. I love Coco's. Coco's is dope. That's for the elderly, though.

Yeah, you're right. Yeah, that's for the senior citizens. Yeah, my dad would take me there. Elderly, I don't mind it, but I don't prefer to eat by the elderly because... It's depressing, right? No, Brendan, listen. Because one time when I was in Arizona, they had a man who died by us at Christmas Eve dinner. And he was elderly.

And they had to do the CPR and stuff on him. And I'm trying to finish up a little bit of bouillabaisse soup or something or whatever I had. Stuffing, a little cranberry sauce. Dude, I'm trying to balance peas on my fork. And meanwhile, I'm catching the reverb off that. Hard attack. Clear.

Yeah, off those clear panels, dog. I'm like, damn, can y you know turn down the voltage a little bit should have went with the mashed taters daddy yeah yeah with the mashed taters yeah i should i should have dude i should have went with a more balanceable food if they're trying to resuscitate someone nearby so my point though you don't want to kick with old people because they're depressing see full circle dude no because they're dying they're dropping like flies they're not depressing brendan they're good people no they're adults let me see another video this dude yeah go back to one there's one where he's dancing at uh yeah there's one right there to the left it seems like Oh, Brendan.

What's up now? Is that what that old person was doing in Coke Coaster 1? Now, they hit him with the panels, baby. Yeah, he's speechless. See? They hit him with those hard panels. Brendan just hit him. Damn, Marina underscore NY3, but I swear you just saved 2020.

Well, she obviously. She must be in a dark place. Something happened to her. Yeah, she's obviously getting a government stipend. This was a windfall for Ocean Spray, though. And so much they surprised him with a car yesterday. Damn, good for him, man. Oh, there's one of his.

This is my jam. I love this new Bieber. And Chance. Yeah. Thank you. She's the one I sing and cry to. Oh, good. Yeah. I got chills a little bit

Nick's also been up all night smoking weed Nick's also been watching ISIS beheading videos Of course it's gonna make you happy I'm not hating I don't get it I love a good story I love it good for. I don't get it. I don't get it. I love a good story. I love it good for him. I don't get it. Was he homeless?

Homeless. Wow, Chappelle. That'd be a good story. Well, that's what I'm saying. You say you love a good story, so I assume... He's homeless? No, Chappelle thinks all white or semi Mexican white guys are homeless. When they get famous.

We've got a lot of questions for him. Was he homeless? Did he have vodka in there? He's on with TMZ right now, but we're going to zoom in with him in two minutes. Now, was he on Foods Gone Wild or not? Foods Gone Wild is the page, man. Verify them for me. I guess I just need to know more of his background and jump on this story.

Yeah, you should. And we'll give it to you, Brendan. Thanks, Doug. Here's what I'm saying, bro. If he ain't on Foods Gone Wild, jump on this story. Yeah, you should. And we'll give it to you, Brendan. Thanks, Doug. Okay. Here's what I'm saying, bro. If he ain't on Fuscon Wild, bro. Oh, they love him on there. They gave him a shout out.

That's all I'm saying is. Yeah. He's not famous to me unless he's on Fuscon Wild, bro. And they did it where? Yeah, watch. Fuscon. Is that him right there? They gave him a big shout out.

There they go. Look at that. Oh. Hip, hip. Oh, he got that whippy whip. Dang, cool whip should hit him up, dog, because he got that whip. Cool whip. Look at the Cortez's.

Welcome to Whip-A-Sippy, dog. Oh, he's living. Oh, shit. Oh, that's cool. Bro, he gets down. Dang, bro. Good for him, man. Yeah. They're coming out with an ice cream, too, for him Bro, he gets down. Dang, bro. Good for him, man. They're coming out with an ice cream, too, for him at Ben & Jerry's.

Oh, they really? Yeah. Chocolato Vato. It's the flavored hug. And I'm going to get a gallon, bro. Yeah, me too, man. Dude, I'm going to have it before I drive by shooting, son. I'm ready to turn up.

Wash it down with some Cortana. There he is, bro. What up? What's's up big dog what up what's up playboy how are you chilling man how you doing good good to see you today man how you feeling vibing out like a mother you know what i mean bro so straight up you have so many videos like um is it amazing that obviously you know you have the this the the skateboard ocean spray video you know really kind of put you on a lot of people's maps but were you shocked that it took so many videos for you to kind of like catch some fire because man when you look back through your catalog so much of it is so uh just good energy entertaining what were your thoughts on some of that i don't know i feel blessed that you guys are even going through my

page you know what i mean but yeah it's i don't know you know what i mean it's it was just fun you know what i mean like i said i was taking time out of my breaks at work just to do videos just to pass time. And it made me feel good and it was good exercise. It was giving me energy. It's cool, man. Like I said, I was just doing it out of fun, you know what I mean? Just to make everybody happy. I'd be getting comments saying that they enjoyed it, you know. Some people would be like, yo, I've been crying three days or three hours and I looked at your video and made me laugh, you know. It's just, you know, insane, you know. I just, like I said, I love it, three days or three hours, and I looked at your video and made you laugh, you know? That's cool, man.

It's just insane, you know? I just, like I said, I love it, you know what I mean? And what were you doing for work? Were you taking a break shooting these videos? Every time on break, I would go out. I work at a potato warehouse in Idaho Falls, Idaho. Oh, damn. Idaho and potatoes goes hand in hand.

Hell yeah. So, yeah, I just go on my breaks, you know, and I do a video here and there why i was doing them during work sometimes before this and then i i did get the office pulling and you know talk though talked it over with the boss you need to not do videos while we're working this and that do it on your breaks do whatever dancing is okay as long as you're not on the machinery you're good did you tell him what's up now what's up now man what's up now boss man you're cool you're cool i quit yeah i just call my breaks and just get my boogie on you know what i mean and just like i said enjoy my life go back in go back to work post it come back out see how many views if it didn't do good if not i just try

to top my next one you know and yeah it wasn't ever trying to top it you know i just go out and just do a song or a dance that reminded me of the old times and then yeah just bring me back are you are you still working there yeah they they left me an open door they told me basically you can go out and figure this out figure out what's going on you know because i got a manager out of left field, you know, and she's been booking me interviews and everything, getting my face out there and trying to set a vibe to where I can try to get some, you know, income instead of donations from this.

You know what I mean? And yeah. Are you amazed at how many people kind of can relate to your energy or what do you, what do you think it is that makes you so relatable to people? It's like you said, it's gotta be the energy the vibe you know what i mean cloud nine status all the time you know that's where i'm at you know try not to get a care in the world you know i mean life's way too short to be worried about anything you know like that you know i mean besides death you know what i mean in my eyes yeah and i think you're crazy yeah i think you're perfect timing too because the world right now is pretty crazy, man.

It's pretty dark. Everybody's locked down. Yeah. Everybody's trying to catch a wave right now. And I think that was probably the thing. It just felt like you were on this wave that a lot of people have been trying to catch. Exactly.

The positive wave. Yeah. Just that moment. And so you, where you live over there, like what are your neighbors thinking and shit? Like, were they like,

what the hell is going on? What was the immediate community? I'm talking the next door neighbors. What's their vibe? When they seen the cars and all that, I guess. I don't know when they brought the truck or whatever that they got from Ocean Spray. Yeah, it was insane. Like I said, I went outside and they were out there with their cameras too, filming and everything.

Some neighbors that didn't say hi, you know, you know and yeah yeah when everybody asking for a ride yeah they were driving by and then they were like like yeah we go way back yeah i'm your son now what about this? Were you, Brendan and I had a discussion. If I'm drinking Ocean Spray, usually for me, I'm recovering from the night before from partying too hard. Brendan said he's drinking it if he's mixing it with vodka.

Did you have, what was, where were you at? Neither or, you know what I mean? I drink it just out of pleasure, you know what I mean? Like I said, I'm 420 all the way, you know what I mean? I did get just out of pleasure, you know what I mean? Like I said, I'm 420 all the way, you know what I mean? 710. So to me, it's all about the flavor and everything, you know what I mean? The best munchies to me is fruit, you know what I mean? And that's the next best thing if I ain't got an apple or anything, you know?

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We bring in our best. Look, guys, it's Halloween time, right? Oof. Nothing better. Nothing better, man. And look Look, guys, it's Halloween time, right? Oof, nothing better. Nothing better, man. And look, in November, it's a great time. Some celebrity's going to do blackface, and it ain't going to be us. You know what I'm saying?

Not never. Chin might do it, but we don't encourage it. Yeah, but if you do it, do it indoors. Don't be freaking going outside. Yeah, don't be blasting on social media if you can't do it. Instead of picking your friends. That's it, dog. Yeah, but some celebrity's going to do it, but it ain't ain't gonna be us but what we do want is your halloween submissions whatever

halloween questions you got king or sting it you want you want us to rip your costume send it in candy types uh outfits that should be elite illegalized adults only yeah only fans only fan dude i went on somebody's only fans, and it's just fans, like pictures of fans you would have in their room. It says only fans. Yeah. Well, submit your Halloween submissions right now so we can get a tasty-ass episode just for you.

I'm hard, bro. And let's see your costumes, but they have to be in by October 25th. Ooh. So let's see last year's costumes then is what we're saying, guys. People are doing it weekend before, weekend after, a month before. My family put theirs on. They did? Yeah.

My son found them, made all of us put them on. No. Wait till you see it. It's pretty salty. So it's a great time of year to dress up like something, do something different, do something something. Gives you an excuse to get weird. Send in your submissions. Halloween. i'm trying to go down under by down under i mean we want

just australian submissions and all aussie episode is coming your way mate look one of us has been australia and both of us have and both of us have so what i'm telling you guys is that we love australia look the one the number one thing that uh has upset me about the pandemic is australia isn't open you can't get there unless you're australian and you're already there and that ain't right it ain't right and so i want to come back but in the meantime the best thing we can do is uh get submissions about australia do you want to know about australia what do you want to know what do you want to know i heard the uh crocodile hunter's gonna pop up out the grave and do a submission really yep stingrays can you sting it oh holla australia you're on the clock seeing

your submissions now yeah are you are you married kids interesting i have a lady that hopefully you know something in the works there you know because i was playing it before all this and to me she's always been the one you know so yeah i do have a lady good for you girls myself and soon to be stepson you know oh good for you man gang man and so are you and we were all guessing we got a pretty mixed group in here i mean some of us are us are Filipino and some of us are white. Some of us don't know who our dad is in here, but we wanted to know what ethnicity are you? Tell us a little bit about your background, man. I'm native Mexican. You know, I get the Mexican side from my dad.

He's Blackfoot, from Blackfoot, Idaho. Full-blooded Mexican. I get the native side from my mom's side. She's full-blooded Northern Arapaho, you know, represent. Damn. Wow, dude, that's crazy. You're like the most popular Native American since I'm trying to think of who, man. Yeah, maybe Geronimo, dog.

You're up there, man. That's cool. That's got to be inspiring, I bet, for a lot of that whole community. You know what I'm saying? When you think about it. Oh, I hope, you know. Yeah, doing the damn thing. You're their North Star. You got that. We see that feather tattoo in the videos man oh yeah yeah

that's so what uh when you think of like obviously you know there's a lot of like new popularity and that sort of thing um how do you are you worried about like ego and like how to manage it and stuff like that like what are some things that you're kind of thinking on that i don't know dude you know i mean i feel the same you know i was at doing an interview with a local radio station today and people are driving by honking you know and i was just giving them the wave and everything i don't you know i ain't thinking nothing too big on this you know i ain't nobody special you know still like i said i'm just sparkling the world's eye right now you know that's gonna dim out sooner or later you know but as soon as somebody catches another wave like you said something else to vibe on that's what's up I said, I'm just sparkling the world's eye right now. You know, that's going to dim out sooner or later, you know, but soon as somebody catches another wave, like you said,

something else to vibe on, that's what's up, you know, and I'm just here to live it up, you know. I bet those DMs are juicy right now. I know you got a lady, but I bet them Idaho potato lovers, them DMs are juicy, dog. But look, hey, it's a dirty temptation, bro. I'll tell you that. It's a dirty temptation. That's all it is. We both love it though. You know? Oh yeah.

That's a beautiful spot to be. Um, yeah, I'm trying to think, I mean, I feel like there's so many possibilities for you to like, you know, to find an avenue to continue to entertain people. If you want if you want you know like hosting it could be dance contests could be stuff on the street where you're just coming up on just regular people like yourself and just you know interacting with them i mean i think there's a i mean oh yeah i actually have a weed strain coming out in cali yeah also if ellen was in such an asshole right now, I'm sure you'd be on that show dancing tomorrow, but I don't know what's going on there.

Bro, talk about it. It's always open, you know what I mean? If she ever sees this or anything, you know, open invite. Let me come in. Oh, you'll be on there in the next two weeks. I would guarantee it. I would guarantee it. Dude, I might relapse on that strain, bro.

If that strain's any good, y'all going to have to let me know. I might come out the freaking dope casket. That's what I'm saying, man. on that strain bro if that strain's any good y'all gonna have to let me know i might come out the freaking dope casket um well man we appreciate your time so much and uh and yeah i just yeah i just wish the best for you man it seemed like you know your whole energy is really great and i mean it even makes our room feel better this morning any other questions and i'll say this too but like i'm not on social media a lot and so when they said uh you know we got dog face come in i was like who's that and they showed me the video and i'll be honest i was like i don't get it what is it but now that we're talking you're such a positive dude man that's what this is you're such a positive person man i'm a fan i'm a fan that's

what's up man yeah i can catch another one you know what i mean you're a soldier and are your kids on ig too or your daughters on ig are they young or what of course You know what I mean? You're a soldier. And are your kids on IG, too? Are your daughters on IG? Are they young? Of course. You know what I mean? Of course. They got IG. They got Snapchat.

They got all the work. You know what I mean? So they must be like, holy shit, that's cool. That's cool. Our dad's Tom Cruise. They've been getting hit up, too. You know what I mean? But yeah, just messages and whatnot.

You know what I mean? Yeah, they're like, man, I want to be his son-in-law. Hey, what car did Ocean Spray give you? It was a Nissan. It was just beautiful, man. It was a Frontier. Oh, that's cool, man. That's dope.

It's a dope truck, right? Yeah, because I saw when you were driving, I could see one of the bars on the top through the sunroof a little bit. So I was thinking, yeah, it looked like an SUV. Yeah, it was like a Ford Edition or something. It was awesome man shots out to ron sayer if i don't fall shots out to you know what i mean ocean spray it's it's just it's just amazing dude it had it had the miles on it didn't even have triple digits you know what i mean

and where can we come from my car who had, you know, like this. Yeah. Your car had every mile on it. Tell me about it. And where can people purchase that shirt you're rocking? Because I know we'd purchase it. Yeah, you better believe it. I got different designs as well.

It's not just this one, you know what I mean? I feel a little weird walking my mug on here, you know what I mean? You're on the right show for it. We have half of our stuff we wear in here is our own mug. I'm wearing another grown man. I don't care. The hustle is real, you know? And yeah, so like I said, it's in my bio,

in my IG, at Dogface208. It's inside my TikTok, 420 Dogface208. It's all in my bio. Gang, man, we're going to order some for our group, man. Yeah, thanks for your time, dude. I feel like your time is like the most precious time right now. So we're grateful for it. How group man and uh yeah thanks for your time dude i feel like your time is like the most precious time right now so we're grateful for it to me you know what i mean thank you guys for taking the time yeah keep killing it brother we wish you the best man continued success what do you got cooking up with fleetwood mac i i know you guys been

communicating i haven't heard nothing all i heard was our when mick fleetwood went out and actually made his own tiktok account and mick fleetwood went out and actually made his own tiktok account and mick fleetwood actually went out and did his own video of mine you know what i mean it was crazy then we actually had a little comment uh interaction on tiktok and that's about as far as it went but there was good words that he said you know and it's just a blessing you know wow that's crazy man are you amazed like because now that song has become the number one song in America again. Right. That's crazy.

That's why I keep hearing it. Yeah, I just keep getting different messages from everybody. From my mamas, my aunties, everybody. This is number one now. This is number whatever. It's going all the way up. And then now it's number one. So yeah, that's badass.

You know what I mean? To reincarnate something like that. Yeah. A beautiful song. You know what I mean? Yeah. A beautiful group. You know what i mean to reincarnate something like that yeah a beautiful song you know what i mean yeah you know what i mean it's awesome yeah it's almost amazing how so many great songs kind of just or go by the wayside when if you could just reintroduce them in a unique way that people would fall in love with them again exactly it just takes time you know yeah that's cool man yeah man thank you so much brother we appreciate your time i'm a fan brother you won me over yeah be good dog face we'll talk to you soon one love oh wait i got one more question for dog face you still there yeah what's up why they call you dog face yeah

what's his real name okay basically my name is nathan growing up nobody wants to call me nathan because that's dumb you know so, so they call me Nate. So then, yeah, Nate Dog, growing up, you know, in the 90s, so they call me Nate Dog. Nate Dog died, you know, he's a living legend. I told everybody, don't call me Nate Dog no more, basically. So they shortened it to Dog, and then calling me Dog around people, you know, just people looking at me. So I just kind of embraced it, started barking at people. My family and friends were like, you know what, we're going to stop calling him dog. Cause he's got to take it a little too far now.

Yeah. I went and did my IG and then I was thinking what name to put, put Nate, Nate dog, all that, that, that, that, that, that, and nothing was coming up. So then I was like, man, everybody always says dog, this dog that I must have a dog face, you know? So there it is. Dog face to a weight. And then you have 420 is where I do. Dog face is the name. Love it, brother. You know what I mean?

Hell yeah. That's all I needed. I'm good. Good luck, brother. All right. Be good. That's awesome. That was awesome, man.

I told you going in, I was like, I don't get it, man. You know what? I get it. You get it. I'm a fan. Brendan, here's what the problem is. And I'm going to spell it out for you. Yeah, please do.

Because you look like an educated man right now. Please do, yes. We want to end up positive vibes, right? It's going to be positive. I'm going to spell that out for you, dude. And spelling is a high school subject. Chappelle, get your notebook out. In case you don't know what I'm doing.

What do you mean? These are pieces of a word? That's spelling, man. No, I get your notebook out. In case you don't know what I'm doing. What do you mean? These are pieces of a word? That's spelling, man. No, I get it, man. What a nice dude. The man is a piece of, he's like a relic. He's almost like somebody that's traveling through time, Brendan. And so people are, you know, you got old people, you got young people.

He can surfboard. He can skateboard. You know, he's moving. He's in motion. He's having a beverage. He's doing all the things that people like to do at one moment. He can skateboard. You know, he's moving. He's in motion. He's having a beverage. He's doing all the things that people like to do at one moment. I get that. And listening to a classic song at the same time.

Nope, I get that. So it just, it's like this, you want to finish it up for me, Kat? He's a renaissance man. Renaissance man. Yeah. I get it. Once you talk to him, you're like, oh, he's such a nice, positive person. Yeah, he's just trying to vibe out.

Yeah, I'm with him. I'm with him, too. I ride with him. Big fan. He's a renaissance man. And what is he? I mean, what he alone will do for Native Americans. When you think about it, though, I can't name.

And that's kind of messed up. I can name. There's a couple of fighters and stuff that are Native American. Yeah. But... Dogface, too. Yeah, and who else Nancy Pelosi

I think said she was Native American she's full of shit well I don't know I heard she has a she has Custer's last stand tattooed

on her back so she might she might not be but anyway man I'm just saying tell them Kat

I feel like the only time you really see Native Americans are during Halloween. No, bro. But I grew up in Arizona. We have a lot of reservations out in Arizona. Happens to you. I grew up with a lot of Native Americans.

And I've done stand-up probably five or six times on Native American land. And then they'll take you on tour. It's crazy. Bro, they're great. The food is great. Their food is bomb. Bro, don't sacrifice somebody. If you bring somebody you don't want out there, they got their own laws. The food is great. Their food is bomb. Bro, don't sacrifice somebody. If you bring somebody you don't want out there, they got their own laws.

It's good luck. They do. Yeah, two men enter, one man leaves. It's good luck. Chill, man. Yeah. They put curses on people. Oh, dude.

Yeah. They'll sweat lodge you, bro. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They'll sweat lodge you. You'll show up Brendan and leave Boston. Oh, okay. You'll lose 210 pounds out there.

Easily. Yeah. Smoke that ayahuasca. Oh. Next level. You know you're praying You'll lose 210 pounds out there. Easily. Yeah. Smoke that ayahuasca. Oh. Next level. You know you're praying to the big God. Yeah. You feel me?

Shout out to my homie Ferris back in Arizona. Native American. Is he? Real G. His name's Ferris? They call him too. His name's Ferris. But yeah, man.

Why are you hating on Ferris? After the wheel, bro. Yeah, I know. After the wheel, yeah. It doesn't sound very Native American. His dad liked the wheel, so he was like, oh, Ferris. Oh, that's cool. But a lot of Native Americans go to also carnivals local stuff like that rodeo preach a lot of native americans in rodeo too cat almost looks a little native american i feel like i think

so they're in yellowstone yeah brendan oh yeah they're in yellowstone oh definitely oh they're definitely they're headed to montana yep they're at Yosemite too yeah that's right they were in Walker Texas Ranger as well those are actors though man I'm talking about real let's have some respect man everyone love dog face we gotta buy his merch yeah we gotta get that shirt such a cool dude such a nice guy Theo give give uh Nick your card let's buy some shit on your car oh he has the card where do you think you got that donald driver jersey i got this from china like 10 years ago 25 dollars that shit's authentic dog ironically around the same time our card was hacked what's this adam carolla charge um yeah man that's awesome Thanks for getting him in, Nick. That was great.

Over under that he's going to... Yeah, great job, Nick. Nick's been fucking crushing it. Over under that Dogface can be on Ellen in the next three weeks. It makes sense. I mean... Her rating's like this, though. No, they're not. Yep. Really? You don't read the news.

I came out this morning. Because no one reads the news, right? Yeah, I just wish she'd probably come out and been a little bit more... I don't know. Read the news. I think it came out this morning. It came out this morning. Because no one reads the news, right? Yeah. I just wish she'd probably come out and been a little bit more, I don't know. She needs to take more blame. Like, she's like, yeah, it was my staff. Yeah, fire the staff. That's racket.

Oh, that's what she said was her staff? Yeah, and then people kept coming out. So now five people have lost their job. And they're like, we're just taking orders from her. Yeah. If you're the captain, like if, let's say it was toxic in here. Which is semi-toxic. No.

No. But if it was, it would come from us. We wouldn't allow you guys to be fucking toxic and negative. It comes from the top. I love all you guys. I really do. Whoa, dude. You've been watching too much Dog Face.

Okay. Oh, fuck. You should have asked him. You should have got in there and asked about skateboarding. Can you really skateboard? Because he's on a longboard, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. But he seemed like he could probably.

I have a longboard, too. I have a longboard and a skateboard. Yeah. Longboard's dope. But I'm saying as far as like skate skate. If you bomb a hill in a longboard, oof. Trouble. Yeah.

I tried it the other day. I almost said shit really bad. Yeah. Yeah. I almost cried. Well. Wait, didn't Ch the other day. I almost said shit really bad. Yeah. Yeah. I almost cried. Well. Wait, didn't Chappelle make a video? Who?

Oh, Chappelle did the dog face video. No, I didn't. Oh, yeah. Great call. Great call, Kat. Great call. Good job, Kat. I didn't make the dog face video.

I tried. Yours is good, man. You should do it. How'd you see it? I'm everywhere, fucker. you're beautiful you are this you killed it with the nature angle everything i think chapelle knocked out the park i love this video i'm going to the juice early in the video but i I had diet cram, you know what I mean? Yeah. This is when I almost ate shit.

Hey, you double juicing? Yeah, he missed the high note. He had a double juice. I know. Yeah, you had too much juice. You went two juices and didn't sing. Look at my face right now, bro. I'm about to eat shit.

You were too worried about the juice, bro. I was worried. I was about to eat shit. Dog face ain't worried about the juice. Yeah, let's worry about the song. I bombed a hill. Dude, I give this a two out of ten, bro. I was worried I was about to eat shit. Dog Face ain't worried about the juice. Yeah, let's worry about the song. I bombed a hill. Dude, I give this a two out of ten, man.

Seriously, you did double juice and no singing? Let's rate a couple more. Can we find a couple more Dog Face videos? Oh yeah, absolutely. That we can just play real quick?

I have a bunch of fans been mimicking. Oh yeah, so many people have. Oh yeah. I enjoyed it, Chappelle. You were a little too juice thirsty,

but the juice was good. The angle was money. Someone got hit by a car doing one, too. I enjoyed it, Chappelle. You were a little too juice thirsty, but the juice was good. The angle was money. Someone got hit by a car doing one, too. That makes sense. That makes a lot of sense. But that's life, man. That's life. And then someone was trying to tell me how to longboard after I almost ate shit. I was like, bro, I know what I'm doing. That's social media.

Well, that's the That's his. That's Mix. Here's Mix. He's double juicing, too. He's too juice-heavy, too. But he needs that juice. A lot of singers need cranberry juice. Yeah, you're right.

What a legend. Is he the original singer of it? No, he's the drummer. No, Stevie Nicks is the singer. Damn, dog. Let me see another one. Damn, dog. You don't know anything if you listen to any of our episodes, dude.

Oh, yeah. Let's hear this guy. Oh, wow. That's Oregon Duck still. I know it is, dude. He ain't shit. That was the best one so far i don't think we're gonna see the other one oh damn yeah oh that ducks in my favorite sports air commercial all the time oh this guy got it down spot on See how he's not focused on the juice, Chappelle?

Hey, the juice was good. Yeah, he's focused on accuracy. I don't know if he's longboarding or skateboarding, though. Wow. He's longboarding. This guy crushed it. He honored the source material. He's spot on.

He's also a Navy SEAL, so he's pretty detailed. Huh? Yeah. Well, Chappelle, you could have done better, obviously. I thought I could have done better. This is your favorite, Nick? This one's good. It cracked me up. Here's a good one.

But the duck one now wins. And this is a black guy, it looks like. Look at the tattoo on the pumpkin. Shout out to Dog Face, man. Dang, bro. Damn, that pumpkin went TikTok's lit I've never been on there

you know you're not allowed on there okay we got enough issues man our whole group has enough issues I'm taking things off my phone now I just deleted the calculator app it says boobs if you spell it right

no boobies yeah oh man that was what was it eight zero zero eight one

three five that's how you spell boobies oh yeah yeah on a calculator yeah yeah I knew that

mmhmm mmhmm well is that it that's it that was fun, man. Good job getting him, Nick. Yeah, yeah. Probably the biggest star we've had on the show.

Paul Wall. Again, probably the biggest star we've had on the show. Fair enough. I love Paul Wall, but Dogface is crushing it. Bro, yes. Yes, Brendan. It's cool he has a manager. They're trying to figure it out.

That's good, yeah. They're doing great. He's cool. He has a manager. They're trying to figure it out. That's good. They're doing great. He said he hasn't missed an interview. He's just like, and it's 10 minutes at a time. He's like, we're getting off with TMZ in one minute. We'll be on with you in two. They're back to back to back to back.

I'm a fan. Yeah. Good for him, man. I'm sold. I want to see him freaking. I'm trying to think of a neat, what would be a cool thing like... Expendables 7. You think? Yep, he'd be in Expendables. Everyone knows who he is.

Yeah. What's Expendables? It's like a lunch meetup. It's like a Sylvester Stallone and all them. Oh, and they have like a full cast. He could do that. He could be in the Cheech and Chong remake. That's a great idea. That's a great idea. Produced by Oh, when they have the full cast? You could do that. He could be in the Cheech and Chong remake. Ooh.

That's a great idea. That's a great idea. Produced by Thu and Brendan. Cheech and Chong, dude. Do you guys think he was actually a real cholo? I think he was. The way he dresses and dances, yeah. I don't know.

Also, I don't know Idaho that much. I think he's a tough stew in Idaho. A lot of SW sweat lodge cholos they call them. Sweat lodge cholos. Yeah. I think of Idaho as kind of like New Mexico, kind of like desolate and meth-y. Oh, Idaho? Yeah.

Idaho's beautiful, dog. Where'd you go? In the mountains, but if you're in- Boise's nice. If you get outside of Boise, they've got a place called Nampa out there where most of the potatoes come from. What's the best vegetable

in Nampa? Probably a russet potato. Search that, Nick. Nampa. I might be going to Boise in November. It's not even potatoes, actually. It's some other vegetable. Really?

Sugar. Now, Nick, if you're looking for drugs, you're going to find them any city you go to now. Nampa exports, maybe. I think Nick did. Yeah. I know. We're talking about meth. He's like, they got that bullshit meth out there, dude.

It's not even real shit. Well, sugar is the one thing that they have in Idaho that's one of their biggest... Most of our sugar comes from beets? Is it...

Or potatoes? Integrated circuits, computer parts, solar power, photo... Okay, this got weird. Potatoes? They aren't even on there.

That's all. Oh, beets. Beets, sugar beets. Ooh, I love beets. Most of our sugar comes from beets. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. No.

Yep. And it comes from right there in Nampa, Idaho. Because I did comedy in the other one time. One of 11 sugar U.S. producing states is Idaho. Viet Nampa, they called called it because people were always doing, they were doing, that's where they tried a lot of Vietnam reenactments over there. Isn't there something with beets and alcohol? Fermented sugar, yeah, I don't know.

I'm no scientist. Beets and alcohol, that's a freaking Dr. Dre commercial. No. If you have beets earlier in the day and then you drink later like it like messes up your stomach you gotta take a dump a lot

no is there something like that with beets what kind of websites are you on dude we're ghost face fans bro we're getting into beets we'll wrap it up

shout out to beets shout out a lot of cyclists drink a shit ton of beets beet juice. Could we ruin the end of this episode anymore, guys? I'm not saying I haven't done it as well, but we all have.

All right. We ruined Ghostface. I almost called him Ghostface. See you guys later. Ghostface killer. Shout out to Dogface. I'm a fan. Yay.

Yep. Game. Brendan and Theo, fighter in weight. I got to go in and go hard in the paint. I do not think. I am in flow. Black rifle coffee, I'm ready to go. Yay! Red like Andrew Santino Every song I hit like the great Bambino Brennan ate the queso and the quesoritos But everything's gonna be fine Hate on me, I do not mind Theo looking like the type of dude that got a pack of matches in his pockets at all times They sliding into my DMs

A couple of you tried but couldn't beat em Quit playing like Nintendo DS You don't want to smoke like Joey Diaz Meaning y'all edible Just got my eyebrows threaded And I'm feeling incredible Brennan's son hit me up He said it's too loud in the club Can you pick me up?

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