The Golden Hour - Everything is a Lie | The Golden Hour PATREON #27 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: December 13, 2023

Sam Tripoli joins the boys and the guys talk their favorite pizzas, Sam's jiu jitsu training and fasting, all new live call-ins including a Mexican in Canada, conspiracy theories including redhead snatching people, Sam's theory on why college athletes aren't paid and much more! Get the full episode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour

It's the Golden Hour He's our boy out in Sweden. I'm the co-host. Yeah, he's the co-host. He's out in Sweden. He was extremely excited to talk to Sam. Oh, really? He talked to me.

We're about to vibe. He said, dream come true. Thank you, bro. Here we go to Sam. Oh, really? He talked to me. We're about to vibe. He said, dream come true. Thank you, bro. Here we go, bro. What's up? Well, I'm sorry that this is your make a wish. You're not going to be around much longer, but enjoy. So what you got, man?

What's your name? What you got? Where you at? What's your name? Where you at? He's in Sweden. Remember? Is he?

Yeah. Chris, I'm from Sweden. I moved from LA to Sweden. Yeah, we know you, bro. Look, he got the jacket. He got the fucking jacket inside. You're halfway to Swedish accent, too. I moved from L.A. to Sweden. Yeah, we know you, bro. Look, he got the jacket. He got one with the fucking jacket inside. You're halfway to Swedish accent, too. I love that.

You're getting influenced. But what's the jacket inside, bro? Oh, y'all be y'all be y'all. There we go. Oh, Bo, by the way, my theory is that the countries that really run everything are the two countries that are neutral. Now we're vibing. Okay?

This is true. Now we're vibing, dude. And Switzerland and Sweden. This is true. Now we're vibing, dude. Switzerland and Sweden. They run everything. How can you just say I'm neutral? Right? When Hitler was just curb stopping everybody,

Switzerland's like, we're neutral. Here's some water. So you think that they have, so they know they're involved? They're above it. Okay, okay, okay. And they're just like the shots they're calling dude if you saw what came out of swiss i feel like i hijack every podcast that's okay that's why you're

here it's why we i listen to your shit damn so apparently side note uh side conspiracy theory side conspiracy theory um hitler did did the whole uh with blonde hair blue eyes because of sweden and norway i'm telling you bro any of these countries are like we are we are neutral you're like can you just call that yeah yeah it's like you you got your hey we're cool yeah and hit Hitler just rolls on by. Yeah. Right. I mean, like if you look at everything that's in Switzerland,

it's all the shady shit. Right. They're like the celebrity with no social media. All the boring shit too. No, but that's where like, that's where like the house of international settlements is that nobody knows about. That's where,

uh, CERN is. That's where the committee of 300 is. That's where the Committee of 300 is. That's where the Club of Rome is, which is shady shit. That's where all that stuff is. Can you explain some of those things? So everyone's always like, who runs this? Who runs that?

So the bank that runs everything is the House of International Settlements, and they run all the centralized banks. Okay. you go into like 2000 the year 2000 there were like seven countries that didn't have centralized banks right and it was all the countries that we ended up going into after 9-11 like Iraq they want to go into Iran Syria Libya You just go into all these things It's called the hammer and nail That's what it is

None of them had centralized banks So It's super interesting But Switzerland is I believe Where all the power is That's where all the real shit comes from My man can't get a job. I'm from Sweden.

I know you're from Sweden, but Sweden's neutral too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you guys are up for shady shit. You guys are where all the royals are. Yeah. So what's this Buenos Aires, Argentina's president? They call him the Argentinian Trump.

He got rid of their central bank immediately. Somebody has war coming, bro. Somebody has war coming. I mean, that's the number one way. It's crazy, dude. So no more central bank. So now what kind of bank they got? It's a federal bank, but it's a fake federal bank.

They call it the Federal Reserve, but it's all. But you know that the Federal Reserve is not a federal organization. There's no governmental... It's like the $6 burger. It's not really $6. Do you guys know that the IRS is not a federal

government agency? No. Well, they sure pretend to be. Yeah. They're like TSA. They are a private company. Whoa. Ran by motherfuckers in Switzerland. Yeah. It's crazy, dude.

They're a private corporation out of, like, Puerto Rico. I like that it's from IRS.gov, and it says, some argue that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some argue. The crazy Sam Triplies of the world. Some argue that they're. I'm one of them. Some argue the crazy Sam Triplies of the world. Some argue that they're – I'm one of them.

Some argue, but those people are just vibing, it says on the website. Aren't there, like, weird ways that these YouTube videos are up about, like, how to not pay taxes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How to, like, get the government to pay for your house. And it's all these little, like, things. Good things good luck i know but my mom sends me that she just sent me one about the airline where it's like if they move your flight you get to have two thousand dollars or something i'm like ma no you don't i know you owe me this they just go no i don't and you go oh fuck my mom sent me that thing. It doesn't work.

Because who enforces that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, not this lady. That's just like, what'd you just say? She doesn't know, clicking around. That's what Wesley Snipes' whole argument was until they sent him to jail. They made an example out of him. Usually don't get sent to jail.

But with Wesley, we're going to make an example so everyone's scared. So did you guys hear what was happening with Mike? That's same thing with Mike the situation to he got sent to jail. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean yes Everybody's really bummed about that Situations got worse You know he was a lower class though he was making they showed it he's making like 15 million Oh, I think it doesn't matter how much he makes you still lower class though. He was making, they showed it, he was making like $15 million a year.

I think it doesn't matter how much he makes, he's still lower class. But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Gin can laundry, he made up gin can laundry. $15 million? And then they showed what he spent on. He bought like eight pairs of rims and shit. Just stupid shit. At the nonsense store.

They do a 30 for 30 for all these rich people to lose all their money. So we just started talking about Sweden with Chris, but he hasn't actually proposed the thing he wanted to talk about. Okay, what is it? He's got like eight. Why are you wearing a jacket inside? Is it freezing where you are right now? No heat?

Bro, it's negative 25. I'm out. It doesn't matter. Don't finish it. 20-whatever is bad. Yeah. Dude, so it's like, it's cold as fuck in the house. All right.

Why? Because you guys are getting screwed out of energy? It's an old house. It's an old house. It's not very good insulation. Okay. Even with our fireplace, it doesn't even work. All right.

Throw a log on it, dog. Dude, I've been logging all day, dude. All right. So what's up? What do you have to say? Put that on a t-shirt. So, yeah, so, Sam, I was wondering about what you know or what you think about the Egyptian artifacts and stuff that are found in the Grand Canyon.

Oh, yeah, yeah, oh yeah yeah you know about this maybe or something i found a while ago and then i think it was like hieroglyphics fill us in though so they found alien artifacts in the grand canyon because i've been there egyptian no that's alien have you been in the Grand Canyon all the way through? I rode a donkey down there. There's like within the walls, there's like weird hieroglyphics and statues. From the Indians, I thought. No, but like really ancient ones, like Egyptian shit.

Hey, man. Egyptians. Stop saying aliens or Indians. No, but the Indians were there. That's who drew on the walls. Apparently, Egyptians did too. I think you look it up. They followed.

My question is, let me look at these hieroglyphics because sometimes, what does it look like? Is it just rock formations? I actually have a... You don't have to raise your hand. It's nice, though. We appreciate it. That's how nice they are.

They're respectful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got a fat ass. Neutr nice, though. We appreciate it. That's how nice they are. They're respectful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got a fat ass. Neutrally, neutrally. Excuse me. You got a mitt on him right there. Yeah, when they want to heckle you doing comedy, they raise their hand up. So what's up, bud?

No, so apparently there's like pictures or whatever. Whether they're real or not, I don't know. Sure. Yeah, Messe Verde. I've been there. Like walls. There's like walls of like tombs, I guess you would say. Yeah.

And there's like four. It's like all the kings. Yeah. Something like that. They have that. And then there's have notes. Oh. Oh, this guy's cute.

He's vibing. Oh, he's cute. I feel like a summer, I have notes. Oh. Oh, this guy's cute. He's vibing. Oh, you're cute. I feel like a, you know, a summer, some college kid. Yeah, in the 70s, yeah. He's trying his best. No, no, no, no, no. He's meeting his hero. He feels like back then.

No, I'm saying. Oh, with all the drawings? Yeah, I feel like some college kids went in and did this. You're doing great with me. It's Native Americans. I've seen it, man. Yeah, you, Eddie Bravo. Yeah, all the winners

you guys are you are not alone is why the internet's bad no it's not go back you guys it's also entertainment not only is it for sure i guess in some sense but it's also like dude nobody really knows, right? No, no, no. Yeah, of course. I mean, take that information in and then later. So there's this whole thing that history is a lie. No.

Do what? 40. So, all right. So there was a spider, a fake spider on my thing from Halloween. He goes, did you do it? You did that? We're going to do it to you later to say what's on your mic, but you already found it. Oh, yeah.

I saw it right away. I thought it was some. Ah, man. It's like an editor. Like, you know, do the replay of that now. I was trying to figure out who would be more scared out of all you guys. And for some reason, we've picked Chris. Brendan would run like this.

All right. So. All right. So, yeah. So what is this stuff? What do you think it is? Well, I mean, timeline. History is a lie.

Everything that you know about in school is a giant lie. Okay. Fine. Good. Timeline. And that people were traveling to the Americas before, you know, what we think is Christopher Columbus. Hold on.

You're telling me Christopher Columbus didn't discover this sweet land. All right. So now most of the slaves were, were here. They're called Moors and they were, they created a whole giant civilization. And then your Redskins aren't even native Americans. They're Vikings. That's who the, the real Redskins were. They were all here way before all that stuff

all that civilization was already here did they have Redskins or no it was yeah I don't know face paint yeah yeah it was like their sunscreen because they're like super white Vikings Swedish yeah so it's all that if you go through all of Florida there's all this stuff that tells you the timeline that you are taught in school is a complete underline. The Moors were here. I'm part Moor. I'm Armenian, which is Asian, and I'm Moor, which is black. So I'm black Asian.

I'm Blasian, dog. I'm like so fucking super woke. Related to Mandy Moore? So, all right, there are more. So are we going to homeschool our kids? Can we get back to what's going on in the Grand Canyon? Yeah, well, this is part of the timeline. So if you go and you study architecture of all of these pyramids,

even though these are supposedly civilizations that never knew each other or ever met, they have the exact same archaeology. It's all similar. It's all similar, yeah. It's all connected. And so how? That's why. So how does that happen? Well, it could be that there was one giant civilization

and that we were told that there were different timelines and all that stuff. And the truth is the pyramids were probably even older than the Mayans and the Aztecs. And they just moved in. They were like, oh, we made this. Thank you.