The Golden Hour - Failed Pranks | The Golden Hour PATREON #58 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: March 26, 2025

Brendan, Chris and Erik describe their recent "crazy person" encounter and talk Chris and Erik's movie reviews on Letterboxd, old controversial movie scenes, the most unrealistic scenes in movies, all new live call ins including people who've tried pranks and failed miserably, how Kill Tony works, retaliating against scammers and much more! Get the full episode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love, just rebranded enough It's stronger, bigger power cuz it is a When I'm in Texas you guys on the patreon need to do you and I were talking about this Chris you guys need to do a Movie review. Yeah. Yeah, I will review. Yeah. Well well honestly my shit's been bro I'm

on that letterbox yeah I love letterbox letterbox it's this great thing man people there's so many messages about like you and Chris talk about this movie are you on letterbox Nick nope what is it it's uh you just have your own profile and review movies and stuff. You can make lists. Oh, it's just for movies. They've been talking about it for a couple weeks. Yeah.

I have 953 followers on there, bro. Did you see it? What? Go to mine. How many followers do I have? We gotta get these followers. You don't review movies like I do. You don't do it as much.

First of all, you don't do as much. Wait, where's the review though? So I see your list of favorite films. Yeah, so go down. Go down. Go to like the last. Go to like Venom. Venom. Ven venom venom venom to start the CGI is so bad. This story is so stupid It doesn't even seem like a superhero movie. That's not good or bad

It's just what it is Tom Hardy pulls off acting well and also terrible in the same movie Yeah, pretty interesting to do that The only reason I'm giving this two stars because Tom Hardy is cool But my god, dude You can tell a woman directed it tramp with this scene. It's all emotional LMAO Fuck this. Yeah, I didn't say tramp, but yes Oh, you think that's the part that like would be people will be like, oh this no, I just I just want to be quoted correctly Captain America brave. I saw that the premiere like dude

Like dude, I don't care. Okay, how many Captain America movies are there by the way like 16? Am I right like just make a fucking television show already for fuck's sake. That's a good point Here's some Ford was in it. He was a regular guy with no mustache. Also a big red guy and also it would use and too much, right? No. And also a general with a mustache. He was three guys. Am I right? I didn't say that. Everyone was boring except Harrison Ford and the security woman who was like four, two. Am I right? But it was so stupid that she kicked everyone's ass.

What's funny about this movie is they made it complex Lmao why why did they keep explaining everything and even still? Even still almost nothing makes sense. Am I right like the main bad guy? To read audiobooks Like the main bad guy all you want to do is ruin the president's legacy. Like move on. Am I right? No, no. I didn't say that, dude. And Nick hasn't even been scrolling. Just saying.

And he came up with this elaborate plan that took 40 years. Bro, just knock him out, put him in a hotel room with tranny hookers, take some pictures and put it on Tumblr. Am i right I didn't say legacy ruined that shit takes like a half a day movie so silly lol fuck off let's see Eric's I want to see how Eric no. Dude, I watched Anura. I don't get it. It won the Oscar, yeah? I don't get it.

I don't get it. That's not his profile. That's just. You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, that's his, I don't get it. I don't get it.

That, yeah. So hold on. Cause I was, I watched it. You gotta go to users. And I was like, yeah, I wanted to see how many followers I had. So wait, so,

I, I, I, Anura, yeah? Yeah, you have to watch it. You saw nothing special about it? It won all the Oscars, right? Yeah, I was like, yeah, I wanted to see how many followers I had. So wait, so. And Nora, yeah. You have to watch it. You saw nothing special about it when all the Oscars, right? Yeah, I didn't feel. And even the girl was fine, but I just thought there was such an ensemble casting of people doing stuff that I didn't see anything that she did that stood out to be the best actress. She's the girl from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood who gets wrecked in the fucking face with the brick. And then gets set on fire in the pool by Leonardo DiCaprio

Oh, I don't know if I see that movie too in a different way. Yeah. Oh, yeah in a sexual way. Oh, yeah All right, I'll see it. She's a hooker. No Doesn't even come up. Yeah for some reason that's that sucks. They deactivated it. It's not Got some reviews the Gorge. Oh, there you go I really enjoy how this movie looked overall sucks. They deactivated it. It's not. What? Got some reviews. Oh, there you go. Uh, I really enjoy how this movie looked overall. Am I right? The colors, the sets and the locations. The performance was pretty solid. The story was super dark and violent, but the actors guide you along with how they deal with everything. Overall, very enjoyable watch. Oh, you did like a real ass review?

Yeah. That movie was good. There's other ones that aren't like that. That was to catch each other. Go down to one, go down. Oh, I didn't, you know, you can't even see it. Subservience. There's like, well, the subservience one is a good one.

What's the one, Sub what? Subservience. That's the one with Mega Fox, right? Yeah. We need to step those reviews up. No, not mine. Mine are good. No, yours? Yeah. We need to step those reviews up. No, not mine. Mine are good. No, yours are fun.

No, I have one where the guy, all I said was the girl fucked her car. That was my review. Oh, I see, I see. That's the titan or whatever? Yeah. That shit was crazy. Yeah, I turned that off. There we go. Why was it doing that? Because it was some bunk link from Google.

Oh, I have 227 followers, so I gotta get my gang going. I feel like that's good on Letterbox. Did you hate on school of rock? No, these are my favorite films. It says favorite film got fucking Brendan. They look I'm sorry I don't know letterbox. Am I right? So how did what can you Google who has the most followers on Letterboxd? It's gotta be like Warner Brothers or something. Is it Siskel? Why do you think that's funny, Jen?

Yeah I just wonder what the, like it's a big app. Who you're chasing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, who I'm chasing. Yeah, who's the big guy? Popular members. It's gonna be like Quentin Tarantino. What does it say, popular members? Who is it?

So Lucy has. Oh, well we're right there. Oh no, no, we're right there. Oh no, no, we're not. Likes, it doesn't show followers. It says watch, but it doesn't show followers. I don't give a fuck. This is just the biggest losers.

Oh, that's just stupid. What is that? Just how many they've watched. Oh wow, yeah, biggest loser. Whoa, 196 for some homeboy. Yeah, I gotta do my Enora review yeah, but you got to do it So this is why I did I did the Captain America one right after I saw it No, I get it, but but but some of them. I think that you have to sit with them. Yeah

Because sometimes you're like wow I was really good let it simmer yeah, but then you're like you know was it that good or wait? Yeah, I can't stop thinking about a movie. I think that was better than I thought yeah, you know yeah, that's like flash I can't stop thinking about that movie. I think that movie was better than I thought. You know? That's like Flash. The DC movie? Yeah, with the gay boy? What about it?

Well, yeah, after you watch it, when you, okay, let me ask you this. You ever seen a movie in the theater where you go, ugh, but then like when you get to sit at home and just kind of watch HBO Max, you might be like, oh, okay, this is cool if I would've just seen it like this. That's how I feel about Flash.

Got it, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. What I was thinking about too is like, we'll sit there and we'll binge five episodes of a TV show, you know? At once. But we would never watch a five hour movie. You'd complain so much. No, I'm never watching that. Isn't that weird? It is weird.

Well, because the show's kind of restart, right? They do a recap. No, but not always. Sometimes it's a movie that's like, you know, like a show's kind of restart, right? They do a recap and it gets- No, but not always. Sometimes it's a movie that's like, a show like Reacher, for instance. It's just a big ass movie. Yeah. You know? So I was like, wow, that's crazy.

I would never watch a five hour movie. And I would absolutely- Cause the movies are never as good though. I would absolutely, well- Cause in TV they can kind of get more detail into the characters. You care about the characters. Well, because it's hours and hours. That's what I'm saying. That's why yeah, but you would

Know but I've been yeah, you're right because you can binge watch something you but I gotta keep watching. Yeah I'm on Dexter season six I ran through all that already. It's so good. I ran through it all I'm the man Most what most followed person why She's an actress. Oh wow. Be nice and don't harsh the vibe, am I right? Well who's the... Go to babe. Who's the who's the actress though? She's famous? No. She is famous? Ayo. Who is that? Her name's Ayo. She's from what? Oh, you would know her from shithouse. Am I right? I don't know any of these. Oh, well, she's a voice on Big Mouth.

I love that show. Yeah, but Big Mouth. Wait, wait, she was the host of Saturday Night Live in too much even for me in the pandemic. Man, I'm so out of touch. I see. I saw Nick Kroll. How am I this? Who is this person? Go up? Who? Who? How we were feeling. Nick Kroll for Big Mouth. I used to watch with my kids. The season that they did during the pandemic was just like so dirty. The hormone monster's like, I'm good. Should we come? You're like, oh, I can't watch. I can't watch with my kids. I turned on Beavis and Butt-Head the other day. I'm like, oh I'm gonna show Calvin this and it's like, oh whoops. I let my kids rock to it. They're fucking with action figures. I'm like, oh god. That was on TV. Yeah. I know bro. You know what my kids always

want to watch shit I grew up watching so last night I put on blank check for him. You guys remember blank check? Oh yeah. You're probably a loser to them after that. No, they love it. Oh dude, they love it. Anything like Howard the Duck, they're like, yeah, all right. What else? Little Giants, Sandlot.

That's good, but if you put on some old cartoons, maybe. They love blank check. That movie's weird, because the lady in it is down to fuck the kid so weird what like I was laying in the bed last night watching with him as they fall asleep and I'm like oh she's trying to fuck we can see blank check is Disney's most disturbing movie yeah she's literally trying to fuck this kid I think she kisses him on the mouth yeah you know what I think you're right

they like wake up there's right there They're kissing right there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh what? Oh get it Oh my god. Hey this and Richie Rich there was nothing like when you're a kid just imagining you'd be rich like Bank some old Richie Rich was great, but also the kid wait. What was that sitcom where the kid was rich? I think it was Richie Rich. No, no, no, right no no no no no there was a sitcom richie rich yeah no no I know what you're talking about silver spoon silver spoon We'll be right back. Music