The Golden Hour - First Class Funky | The Golden Hour #143 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: August 1, 2025

The guys discuss Erik sitting next to a person on a plane with horrible body odor, how to tell someone that they stink, Erik talking with a girl who's boob flopped out of her clothes mid conversation, Brendan's traumatic booger story, a WNBA player who had her wig knocked off her mid game, barfing stories, Eddie Murphy picking up a street walker and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code GOLDEN. That’s code GOLDEN for new customers to get $150in bonus bets instantly when you bet just five bucks.Rugiet - Head to https://rugiet.com/GOLDEN and use code GOLDEN to get 15% off today.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's stronger, better, bigger power, because it is a golden hour. It's the Go Now Eric, how's it, how's your weight loss journey going? That's good. I'm down nine pounds.

Nice. Ooh. Yeah. Nice. It's actually, man, I tell you, when you travel, you know, you always say, like, you know, it's hard to eat on the road. Oh, yeah. But you know what? It's been like, I've been like, I've been like, I had this mantra.

I'm just like, discipline. You know what was the hardest was I was on the, when you're on the flight. Yeah. So, you know, flying on. on a, you know, I'm in first class on United going to New York or wherever else. And they bust those tortellini's out. I love the flight tortellies. They're bringing the breakfast out for people.

And I'm just like, they go, Mr. Griffin, would you like, like the breakfast? And I was like, no, I'm good. Wow. Oh, good for you. You've heard these guys. I've been really actually real disciplined about the eight hour window. Oh, wow. And that's hard.

Even when I was in Atlanta, and what I did was because I'm on the East Coast, I don't, I don't want to change it. So then I don't eat till three. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's nice. I'll tell you what, Atlanta, the Magic City Wings, it's a strip club, but their wings are fucking fantastic. I once, I both post-mated their fucking wings. It was $200, and I would do it again. So I had, my buddy post-mated, I was with them, and he post-mated them in Atlanta.

That's crazy, though, because the postman guy must be like, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, I'm going to be late. Did they're real early? I'm going to be late. The wings aren't even ready, man. That's cool, it's cool, it's cool. The wings at Magic City are fucking fantastic.

I wish I had them right fucking now. Really? Oh, God. I'm not a wings guy. I mean, yeah, they're good. I get they're good. No, not really. Not a wings guy.

What kind of guy are you? Well, wait, wait, wait, who's not a wings guy? That doesn't even make sense. Get the fuck out of my country. What I mean is I would never order them because there's other stuff there. Oh, wow. Now, that's different. But I, but I, but they're.

good it's not like i'm like you wings you're boozy that's what that is what about what about an appetizer you know you don't want to start the meal off of the i would get some mouth i'm saying no he's bougie it's gonna be like he'll get the tuna pokey or some shit like that or the you know the garlic calamari or something you know what i no no that's shit gay dad's that's what that i don't know man maybe it's just like dude give me a break well here's your break he's gonna get the hummus with like no no like gay shit i'm gonna get the vegan man He's going to see wings. He's going to be like, you know what?

Can I get the dick with something? Oh, man, you guys are mean, dude. Dude, that sounds like somebody that would be in Miami next week. And I'm going to be in Miami. Houston. I'll be in. Oh, L.A. Los Angeles, I have a show.

I'm at Hines. Oops, Salt Lake City. Boise. They know. Okay, Chrysiliya.com. Okay, enough of your 75 date. Oh, in Europe. Can I do my one date?

Okay. I'm going to be at hyenas this weekend, guys. Made it up. Oh, you're coming to Dallas. Yeah. Oh, that's, yeah, but be, oh, you're going to be, well, you're not near me. Dallas is about three hours. But I'm going to be Texas.

I'm coming. Hyenas, Fort Worth, this weekend, two, four shows, Friday, Saturday. So check me out. Hyenas, the only hyenas is in Dallas? They have two. Oh, what's the other one? They have one in Dallas and one in Fort Worth. I mean, I know what's like, you know what I mean?

Kind of like how to improv. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm saying. Yeah, cool. Okay, I want to bring up something to you guys. All right. This is like, when, did, do. I have three scenarios, and this is for everybody. When do you say something, okay?

And when would you say? So you guys know, I sent you text messages when I was on the plane. So Brendan, this guy next to me stinks. Like, stinks. Really, huh? It was the worst B.O. People were walking by going like, oh, my God. It was that bad.

And then looking at me because I had the blanket like this. Real quick, Eric, what ethnicity was he? We're not going to talk about that. We don't have to. He thinks we don't have to. Anyway, anyway, all right, so my question to everyone about this first scenario is, at what point do you say something? Because you're on a four and a half hour flight. Oh, right away.

Do you say, right away, you yell. He has a bomb. You say, hey, man, you know, you stink. What's he going to do? Yeah. You want a four hour flight sitting there like, yeah, man, you still stink. To me, it's, well, first thought is it's kind of one of those things where you just kind of have to take the L. Like, what are you going to do?

What are you going to do? You crank up that AC, but then also. all that it didn't matter but how does that why how does that help yeah well though you at least the air it blows it yeah maybe it'll blow this yeah it goes fart air in your face okay but what i'm saying is on this scenario i guess at the end of the flight when you're getting up you might want to go hey man next time don't stink no no it's too late but but also did he stink because like his body old like yes yes yes yes no no no it might be coming out of his pores it might just be that's his thing he's just the stinky no no no no way this guy did an eight hour shift and ran a marathon

And then it was like, you know what? I got a flight. Let me just go. That's what happened. That's how bad it was. No exaggeration. I wish I would have brought the note from the flight attendant because she took a picture of it.

Yeah, yeah, that's right. But yeah, this is flat attendant. I posted about it. I put, I said, oh, man, this guy stinks next to me. Then I thought that was petty and I erased it like a couple minutes later. Then the flight attendant saw it. She was a fan. She comes over and gives me a note and she's like, yeah, man, you're so right about this guy.

And I'm just like, wow, that's how bad it was. And all the flight attendants were talking about. But what I'm my question is, the whole point of bringing it up is like, when do you say something? I don't even know if I would because it's like what it doesn't. Yeah, I wouldn't. Also, you don't want to offend them. He's like, what? In my culture, smelling like shit, a good thing shows you have money.

But then also, have the, have the, have the flight attendants say something. Hey, bitches, you know, he smells like shit? You don't know what I'm saying? There's nothing to do is the thing. If there was a way to fix it, you say something. But like, you can't do anything. You know when they brought over the little towelettes For eating

I almost wanted to be like You know Oh give this guy ate Yeah So okay So you're Chris is saying You don't say anything Well only because there's nothing

I don't think you can Okay well my point is I think I should have said something at the end For other people you mean Way too late Yeah Just for this guy to be like Just to be at the end So he knows

Yeah be like yo bro I would I would think that You're real funky man If somebody smells that bad I would if somebody says that bad I would think that they can't control it anyway. So no. No.

No, no. This is that kind of funky body order that you're like, no, no, no, no. You could have jumped in the shower before you. And you went first class too. So you tell me you went first class. Okay. It was crazy. I think he can't help it.

And if you say some of that and you're just going to hurt his feelings, then what if he gets upset? He's like, all right, dirty bitch. Well, that's why I say you don't say anything at the beginning of the flight because you now sit next to the guy for our flight. Okay. It's a safety issue. a scenario. These are all scenarios I've been

and I was thinking about this. But that's a real public service you're doing if you do tell them at the end. It's Larry David's social assassin when you're the one that has to tell someone really uncomfortable. But I feel like you can't help it. I feel like he can't help it. Like I had a friend who

had horrible breath and I waited 12 years before I was like, hey you know your breath smells like shit, correct? You know? And it didn't help. Well, there's ways to do that to you. Is that why you sit so far apart from the podcast? Just joking. It wasn't.

It's not Brian I know. But anyway. That's why you move chin across the room. Hello. Oh, shit. Smash them. Mm, zinger. But I like that social assassin thing because I remember one time I was at the airport and then there was a line, a specific line.

It was really packed. Everything is crazy. And this older couple was like sneaking in the front of the line. So I looked there and everybody was, I looked around and I was like, oh, this is what I said. Oh, I got to be the guy, huh? So I got to be the guy? Nobody else is going to be the guy. All right.

Hey, excuse me. This is not. yeah all right anyways but that's good second scenario but hold on before you even get to the second scenario how'd you tell your friend that about the breath yeah after 12 years I said man your wife has never said nothing oh no I go yeah man it's like ricocheting off the windows bro wow that's awful ricocheting you see that kind of thing I would be upset imagine you go to your wife well maybe but no I fully think I fully think that people smell different different people No, no, no, no, I bet you

I bet you this guy goes to his wife and goes Babe, you know, Brendan said My breath, you know And then she goes like this She would go Babe, you know I wanted to tell you Really? Yeah

Sometimes you just love somebody like that I agree I'm with Eric on this Yeah No, I would if it was my Well first of all I wouldn't be with that person I wouldn't be with that person I totally agree

Yeah but but You need to tell me No Only a rude friend and would just be like, let you have a boogie in your nose for like all day. Yeah, but I, but that's that kind of shit that you go, I don't say nothing, don't say nothing.

But I, if I had a, I couldn't marry somebody that had that kind of breath a lot. Oh, I'm talking about, I couldn't marry somebody that wouldn't tell me the truth. Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that, to me, yes, but more so

what I'm saying. Okay. I would, I, I, I could not marry somebody. I could not be with around somebody. Okay. Hasn't like shit. Okay, so how long? You go on one date and you're like, maybe that was.

Are you just out? Yeah, it would be. Are you just out right away? I'll tell you what, if it's the first time, I see her, I try again. But it's always kind of like, how did that happen? Yeah. But if it's like the fifth time or something or. It's like you're questioning her a whole existence.

Like, how are you out here like this? If it's the fifth time though or the- Do you give her five times? No, no. I'm saying if it hasn't happened. And then the fifth time, I'm like, oh, that's bad. It depends how hot she is. If you're Sidney, I don't give it.

Smell like shit, girl. I do. I do. That's a huge thing for me. Nah, if they're hot enough, I'll put up with it. Really? Yeah, it's a dog. Not me.

It rises from the, that's worse. I'm not, I don't fuck around like that. I don't fuck around like that. I'm also not confrontational. So I would just like, no, I don't smell anything. I mean, I understand that. But look, look. You're not confrontational.

Look, look. I, I, I've only, yeah, I, there's, yeah, I've only been with people that where I'm like, wow, how come you never have it? And it's, just right before she saw you, she was like, nah, well, I mean, you know, that's not it. But yeah, I mean, I know, I know you're being silly. My thing, would, would you rather have that guy that smelled like pure hummus shit that Eric was sitting next to? Or would you rather have a guy, like a dude that just dumps on. cologne well the cologne gives me a headache yeah it does but i'd rather the cologne even though i hate that oh not me i'd rather have shit bio no no no no you'd rather sit through bio than then like

hardcore like armenian cologne yeah dude this was bad just think of armenian without the cologne that's what this was i don't know man you know what i'm really curious as to what everyone thinks about when you should say okay yeah yeah all right so here's another scenario so So I just booked I'm dying up here, okay? I booked it, all right? Again? No, no, no, no. This piece of shit.

Same thought. You know? The way you said it made it seem like that part. I was like, season two, I can't wait. No, it would be three. God, damn it. So I just booked, I'm dying up here. That's how you should have said.

Okay. This is back then. Yeah, all right? So I'm at the improv bar and I see a comic that I haven't seen in a while because he was going through some stuff. And I walk up to him and I say, where are you been, man? How are you doing? And he's like, ah, I. It's been rough time. But you know what?

I'm feeling good. I'm back. I'm actually up for this show. Oh, no. I'm up for this show. You know, it's called him dying up here in this part. All right. And you just got it.

I just got it. Now, the thing is, I looked at him and I said to myself, I'll tell you what I did. But I mean, but after you tell me what you would do. All right. So what do you say? And he was going through stuff. so like I know what I would do

What would you do I would go Oh Bro I just got that part That's what I Oh no I would not do that

I would not do that Because no I'm not That's what I did And I don't want to deal With the crisis management Right there I'm like oh man Hopefully you get it

And I'd walk away That's why I understand why you know what I don't have another Good night No no no I know I know

I know I don't know I understand But I would I would I'm not his agent I understand Yeah

But I would I would tell him because I would feel like it's the right thing to do, I guess. But I get why you do that, and you're making a fair point. Oh, it's like,

you're close to blowing your head off. Listen to this. I just got the part. No, well, my thing, I wouldn't say it. My thing was like how you just said it.

You're trying to be like, because I don't want to see this guy later and be like, oh, man. Yeah. You, you got that part.

And it's like, you know, I, yeah, it's like, because I know the business. Yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah. It's happened, this, a version of this has happened to me yeah that's what i said eric it was the same part you were going out for yes yes yes so that's what you did yeah i said yeah i said to him i said oh man you know what dude i just booked that yeah yeah exactly that that's the i think that's what i just wanted him to know because like you know that hope the thing you have yeah yeah i'm not i'm not saying what you're saying

is wrong i get what you're saying brendham but that that that is interesting though yeah right yeah well because it's like i i i i'm glad that he said that because i i totally agree with his sentiment by what he's saying. Well, a lot of people would do that. Yeah, yeah. But I just, no, I just had the same thing. Eric, like, uh, you know, some of the dad's kids tried out for the same team, Tiger did. And I found out early Tiger made the team. I didn't say shit. Well, that's a little different though. That's different. Because there's so many spots. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, there's not. There was nine spots. No, no, no, but he doesn't get it. Let's say, let's say it was football and Tiger was going out for the quarterback. This is the starting

quarterback for this, like, prestigious the kids team. I still think it's different when it comes to your kids. No, no, no, but then you're... It's not, though, because the dads are still excited. The other dad comes up and he's like, you know, my kid's about to be the quarterback of that team. I can't wait. I would do the same thing. I would be like, yo,

I just so you know, Calvin's the quarterback. No, you wouldn't. You say that, but when they come up all like, man, hopefully we hear something, and I'm like, yeah, no doubt. If it was, if it was a friend, no, I would check this out. I tell you why I disagree with Brendan on. this because let's say the kid is not going to be the starting quarterback the other kid but then you're going to see him that that kid makes the team and then it's like oh you know you had

that awkward that no i would i'm just trying to avoid the awkwardness later when you could have been up front that's all i'm saying now i'm not even i'm not even i don't even that's not even that's not even in my calculation oh good it is my calculation that because you could always play that off and be like oh sorry i don't know i would to me it's just to me it's just to me it's it's just better for everyone it's better for that person yeah exactly exactly exactly you know you want to put the dog down right away false hope sucks yes that's what i'm saying that to me i don't want to think i'm going to get something and no it's dude i've been there and it is so you're like why the fuck didn't they just tell me that's yeah but but also chris but also it could be like

you also don't know what's going to happen like to the to the tiger's team like maybe they maybe the kids were so good they're taking 11 kids and i'm asking you're not getting it, so I don't fucking know. When it comes to acting, when it comes to acting, too, it's like, maybe the guy was so good that he had another role. So I don't, I'm about the fucking director, so I'm not going to be the one that gives you bad news. I, I, I understand.

But I'm not, but I'm not. Yeah. But I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm just talking. Yes. I won. Okay. It's not.

That's a coward's way. We like it. No, it's not. It's actually not a coward's way because you are making. No, because I'm not the fucking coach or decision. I don't appreciate you teasing him. Anything but the tank top I'll give you the last scenario

Okay I mean the fact that he came with three I'm just guessing hilarious It's not him But he actually was going for this part too You know what he said to me You know what he said to me This is what Donnell comes up to me and goes

He sees me goes Yeah man I was going out for that part But he goes But there was a weight requirement And he just walked away That's hilarious He just like I was like You motherfucker

I said it was back, but that's funny. All right, last scenario, guys. Wait, real quick, back to the audition thing. I was once on this audition, and Brian was helping me with it. He's like, you didn't get it, dude. And my buddy was the director. He's like, you didn't get it. And I walked in the audition room and I saw Nick Jonas going for the same part.

And I just went, all right, probably not going to get it. He said, you're going to get it or you're not going to get it? You're going to get it. He's like, dude, this is a shoe and you fit every, and our boys, the director. And I walked in and Nick Jonas was sitting there. And that's how he made the band? What, what band is he in? Yeah, but you know what,

you can't, you can't, I don't know, I mean, I just, I don't fucking know, dude. I've been in that exact situation.

I've been in that exact situation. It had that similar thought. I walk into an audition and there's like famous people sitting here. Yeah. You know, and I was like, oh, I'm not going to get this.

I was that guy. But I did get it and I was on workaholics for eight years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't think like that. I was that guy. I was the guy that was in the room that was like, sorry I'm here.

Sorry, guys. Well, that's why you're a successful actor, Eric, and I fucking, I make trucks and fucking coach kids baseball. Even for my, I remember on Dynap here, I walked into the audition room and I, and they're doing, it's actually for the test. It's the test.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I walk into the test and Santino's sitting there, you know, because he's going for a different part. But we see each other and we're like, what up? You know what I mean? They were like, having fun. And all these other people were just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're fucked.

You know what I'm like, look at these actors. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course it's, I don't even, that whole thing is so stupid just to cast you guys yeah i don't like tests and all that it's so stupid dude well people have to justify their job i know you know i remember when i i remember when i walked into the test it's like the head of showtime yeah it's so head of casting and they're like but they seem i see on the the table they have a headshot of me from 25 years yeah yeah yeah yeah i know right you know yeah and i was like what this just the test i walked in

and said why are you using this headshot yeah hilarious And then the guy goes, the head in short time goes, what's wrong with that headshot? You know, I go, dude, I don't even look like this anymore. You know, then I realized in the middle I was like, oh, I'm in a test. But also I knew in that moment I was going to book this job. Right, right, right, right, right. All right, kids, let's take a little break from chatting with the boys here from Austin. They're doing it live in North Hollywood.

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and Responsible Gaming Resources, see DKNGG.com slash audio. All right. Last scenario, gentlemen. Okay. This is more for Nick. This guy really came with it. Yeah, yeah. We have to do something for this podcast. I'm on Jones on third.

Okay. Now? No, you know. You know what? I knew you were going to do that. And it's like that sort of bench seating. They're trying to be artsy, you know. Dude, honestly, don't even talk to me about that.

fucking kind of seating dude I can't stand it but go ahead it's because artsy in LA is uncomfortable so I'm sitting with my buddy and then these two girls are sitting behind me and we're almost back to back

a guy comes over and he's flirting with these girls is going terrible his game is trash and it was so funny so the guy leaves and I turn around and go that went well huh so then she's got on a tank top

and we all start laughing You know, she was like, you know And then the girl's laughing And she's talking and she's like, hi, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And her titty. Mm-hmm. Chris.

Now, her whole titty pops out. Oh, yeah. Mid-conversation. What? Yeah. Her whole titty is just out now. Yeah, this is for me. Yeah, this is for me.

Yeah, this is for Nick. I said. Her titty is out and she's just like, blah, blah, blah. All right. I pretend nothing happened. Wait, can I, can I, can I. Fuck on. I look right in her eyes and I say, sweetheart, sweetheart, your tits out. Me, you, me, me.

on the same page. Fuck yeah. Let me tell you why. Excuse me, ma'am, your fat titty's out. Here's a thing. Eventually,

she's going to notice her titty's out. Well, that, that, yeah. Okay, listen, eventually she's going to notice

her titty's out. Yeah. And at that point, she's going to be like, Eric, can I finish? Hold on, big tit.

Yeah. Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. If it fell out, it's big. It does matter. It does matter. It does matter.

It's a tiny flag tit. We don't care. She knew. Oh. Anyway. Anyway, so her titty pops out, okay? So what I'm saying is, here's your dilemma. You don't say nothing about the titty.

You're a creep. She's going to eventually look down and be like, oh, my titty's out, and you can see my titty is out. You go like that, but they go like this. That's the game. Or, like Chris and I, you go, I went like this. What'd you do, Eric? Chris, Chris.

Hey, uh, you're titty. Oh, my God, dude. The thing, too, is because you can't be like this. Ha, and you're, my mouth is watering good. Yo, titty is out, you know what I mean? But, okay, was she with her friends? Yeah, she was with her. And nobody's so by you.

You better, because her friend, like, when friends sit next to her, they're looking like this. You know what I mean? So then, you know, then she goes, oh, my God. You know what I mean? And I was like, and I was like, you know what I mean? So she was hot. Yeah.

I mean, the guy came up to her and her tits were out. but her tip wasn't out until I know but if it fell out yeah it's just like she was just so like you know one of these like that's a sloppy titty

yeah it was just like first of all I have a bra on you out in public I don't be gay bro no I would just be like you I got another situation for you but how is that one for me

because what would you do do you like tits Nick Nick would probably wait he got I've seen enough hey can you pass the milk Nick would wait till he busted a nut and then he would tell me.

He's going like this. Uh-huh. It's all right. Your tit. No, I have another one time I would, God, I don't even know what I don't. This, I was in high school. You're in high school right now? I was, I said.

That's what I said. I was in Jones on third. No, you didn't. You said, I'm in Jones on third. So, okay, look. You know what I meant. We know what you meant. But so, um.

You're in high school. I'm in high school. You are? And I am, I look, I look over and notice, I'm, I'm with a girl, okay, and we look, we both look over, we both notice that the teacher, she's standing talking to the, the, somebody at the desk, and she has white pants on it, and she's on, she gets her period. Okay. Now, now, the girl goes, oh, gets up, walks over and says, hate it. And she goes, oh, and then she leaves. So, so, so she told her. Okay. And I remember thinking, I remember thinking, even in high school, I remember thinking, oh, it's good that she did

that because I would have had to do that if she didn't. And I, I would have done it. And that, that, that sucks, but like, you don't want somebody to be, you would just, I know what Brandon would do, dude. In high school, I would say nothing until my friends. What? In high school, I'd say nothing until my friends, man. like somebody's got a China flag on Oh, Japan Oh yeah, same thing, same thing The China flag would be a really heavy flow

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no. I feel sick. That's so funny, I remember being in school. It was like, must have been really young. This is like right when girls, I didn't know what it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I didn't know what that was or anything like that. And I saw a guy, I saw, there was this girl, saw a guy telling the girl, that her string you know what I thought they were a Teddy Ruckspin I don't know what

you know he said that and I was hi friend I was like why did she have a string right there I just remember like you not you know no I dude what if you did that

and her lights lit her eyes her eyes no no I got one for you this God bless this girl her name was Kathy Lee something I forget her last name this was in fifth grade

yeah so I was in fifth grade yeah and I finally got up the nerve they sat up us next to each other during some project i'm like oh thank god she's the hottest in class i'm gonna finally talk to this bitch right but i was picking i was picking my nose right i'm picking my nose before she sat down and i could feel it was a fucking raisin brand size booger in there and i'm like

where the and i i felt it and i'm like did it fall to the ground whatever and i i just carry on right and i'm finally i'm like i'm gonna talk to her i'm all hey kathy and she was oh my god she was you got a bugger right here oh my my dude i this This fucking booger was hanging off my face, dude. But she was nice enough not to call me out in front of everybody. She just goes, you have a huge bugger right here. She never talked to me again. Well, she shouldn't have.

Yeah. You fucked up. That's the game. I've completely sabotaged the thing. That's the game. But that's okay, though. I mean, if you were quicker on your feet, you'd be like, well, yeah, it's not mine. Somebody sneezed near me.

I still want to know what Nick would do with the titty. I think I wouldn't say anything. No, Nick wouldn't say anything. Nick would go like this. I wouldn't say anything. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. you're just okay being a creep

and then shut eat the rest of the food and run away no Nick would go get another coffee real quick and then crash he'd be so fucked up I just bust out of there like the Koolet man

get in the car just hit another car and start crying and everybody's like what a creep yeah she's like wow makes that your fourth coffee you're still here

all right well that's all I had for today I wanted to bring that up oh this is wild this dude's finger and his girl at the Phillies game oh no Oh, dude.

Look at this. He's just going to town with a straight brim. Oh, hell, yeah, that's Nick when the titty comes out. That is what made me think of it. Watch his move at the end. Watch his right hand. This is fucking insane. What was that?

The guy goes, this is fucking insane. But at the end, he takes his hand, and it looks like he puts it up to his mouth. We saw that creepo Whoa, bro Wait a minute He's also Oh, disgusting Oh my god

He's also wearing no undershirt Underneath his jersey on buttoned Oh wait what's the fuck on him Well I mean They're probably on something They're obviously high They obviously got some shrooms He also has a straight brim hat on

No dude they got some They're on like ecstasy or something That's that's that's that's that's wild also why does this girl look like she's built like Marilyn Manson the the first tweet I saw about it said darting your girl

with a Philly's flat brim is crazy work darting your girl yeah that's kind of this was crazy too in the WNBA the girl's wig fell off and they injected

the fan who was laughing what Yeah, they kicked him out of the game And she didn't come back to the game She's one of the best players on the court Her fucking wig fell off And she didn't come back to the game I know

There she goes, never comes back Okay, that's fine But who'd they eject? I don't understand So there's a fan Because he was making fun of her for losing her wig You can hear it here Oh

Like from the, got it, he was like close At least security's in shape You can't hear what the fan does the officials are now talking to arena security here as you can see he looks like he's part of the broadcast the players are saying they made fun of her for the situation on the court

I'm never going to a WNBA game then oh why would you say something when I go to NBA games I clown and they know I make the players laugh one time I was like millions of dollars and these are the haircuts You know what I mean? That's the kind of shit I say.

I'm not making millions of dollars, but... Yeah, they are. Yeah, no, I know. No, no, no. What I'm saying is like, you're telling me that that's... So you have to be a fan of women's sports, you have to be polite? Well... They get out of sports.

Get out of sports. Yeah, that's not right. Well, Eric, you missed the whole point. Her weight fell off. She didn't return to the game. She stopped playing the game. Kobe Bryant tore his Achilles heel and still played. She came back at the end.

She came back at the end. She did run to the locker room. Yeah, my thing is like, you say don't wear a wig, but I guess it is what it is. You know what I'm saying? You're playing sports. It's not like, you know. What? But they've made, the WNBA is in a spot right now where it's not just about the sport, but it's about like, you know, what it looks like. Right.

Because they're seeing all the money that these girls are making now. Because they're making money, they have to make this money off the field. So they're like, all right, let me start looking. you know they're gonna be you know what right it's the whole thing now because that there's but only but only a few of them pulled off the rest of them just like trannies when they get all makeup on you're like Jesus Christ yeah am I right I'll see myself out let's cut that there I'll see myself out so NBA players I think it's yeah they're gorgeous

no I mean not look look that's a this is a whole like yeah it's it's it's it's It's interesting because... When you talk about just the differences between men and women... Yeah, look, sell. Those kinds of women. No, no, no, I'm not something I'm talking about. No, you're being sexist. How you deal with this.

You know, how you deal with your wife, how your wife deals with you. And so you, imagine all that you have to deal with your wife. Or what? The things you have to deal with. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, how they talk to you, like how they... And then she wants to hoop? And then she wants to hoop.

Oh, my God. She's been like, I'm just being like, oh, my God. I'm watching this show with Rachel last night. It's called... Now? Yeah, right now we and Rachel watch the show. It's like, it's like a making the band show. Yeah, with a, yeah, yeah.

Oh, on Netflix? Yeah. Yeah. So then Rachel sees this one girl and the girl's like singing and boom, blah, boom, blah. And Rachel says to me, she goes, you know, that's what I feel I sound like when I sing. That's hilarious. That's so funny. God bless her.

You know what I mean? Yeah. So I just was thinking. So, she, imagine. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you tell her? Did you tell her?

Did you condone that behavior? What are you talking about, dude? Unbreak my heart, say you love me again. How about me, dude? Ooh, I like it. Why does it always have to sound with, why do you always have to have that? You know what, dude?

You know what, dude? Who's the guy in the middle? If he doesn't do magic, get the fuck off the TV. That's my style, dude. That's what I come with. That's AJ. That's my buddy, AJ. You need to tell you your buddy AJ to not dress like that

No, he's been dressed like that He's the OG or dressed like that He's been the backstreet boys I'll tell you, you know what's hard Heavy on the back Is that's the girl from pussycat dolls I know, don't you think your boyfriend is hot like me Like me don't you don't you don't your girlfriend is hot

Yeah, but I'm gay That was such a stupid question But I'm gay but I'm gay I always remember that Don't you think girlfriend is hot like me And it'd be like I don't even know what it means I don't even know what it means

You know what I mean? She's actually not. Why are you bringing this shit up? And then you're like this. Even if mine is, most guys aren't. No, but I'll say that she is not, this is like, this is like, you got to let it go. What do you mean? It's just age, just age gracefully, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is the, this is the Will Smith rapping about hot, hot version for women. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like, girl, age gracefully. Age gracefully. You, you don't think she's attractive? No, no, no, that's not the point. No, no, no, no, no, that's not what he's saying. That's not what I'm saying.

We'd all smash. But what we're saying is, yeah, yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. What I'm saying is like, we're dirty guys. We're going to all smash. If you related to, like, basketball, like, she's not LeBron. Right, right, right. You know, she's a dude that should have retired. You know, you should have retired.

It's okay. What I'm saying is, it's okay not to be a world-class athlete anymore. Did you know LeBron is French for LeBron? Thanks for watching. golden hour. I knew if I waited long enough, I would get some giggles. I knew if I just sat in the pocket, I would get some giggles. The brawn. And I did it. I'm just saying like that's, and props to me. You got to let that go. Sometimes you got let it go. Sometimes it's okay. Oh, this is crazy. I covered this on my very popular podcast. Congratulations. But this is.

This is bananas. It's actually from 2022. It is. Yeah. Oh, wow. And she's still working, Nick? Yeah. She got suspended for a year. Then she came back. And then in 2024, she got arrested. for punching her boyfriend in the nose after a night of margaritas. She's wild. But when you watch this, it's actually really impressive how hammered she is.

No, no, no. It really is. She, when you want, if you want, if somebody shows up to drunk to work, you go like this. All right, you better kill it. She killed it. She killed it. It better work.

Yeah, but she handled her shit. She wouldn't be on mugshot show at you, though. She just fucked up when she was talking about baseball, the Mets. We all love the Mets as usual. No, no, Dude, when she was talking about, you know, somebody died. She was like, dude, it was like, it was so, I mean, she, she, I was just wanted, okay,

this is a great scenario. You're the other anchor. I've never seen this, but the other anchor, what do you do? Go ahead. You want to play? Nothing. You do your job. Thank you so much, Emma, for that report.

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clinging to life after shooting in Ohio. More than 50 million people across the country, southeast or under warnings for excessive heat and boy don't you know that 105 degrees in taxes today I just spoke with my mother that's what she's dealing with it's a major heat wave and it is it's just heading everywhere we're so lucky it's only she killed it that's how all my news

that's just drunk news liquor up your new that it's news it's just in start drinking it's like hot ones yeah yeah that's funny that's funny they call it drunk ones you do your job drunk That, that, that, that, that's how you get people to watch the news. Yeah. Well, if she had her hair better, it would have been more impressive, but she looks drunk. Yeah, yeah, she was out, bro.

Yeah, but still, no, bro, this is, I don't want, I don't want anything changing. Functional drunks? No, I want this. I don't want anything change. If you're going to be drunk, look like that, talk like that, do that. Don't be drunk, but if you are, do it that way. Yeah, I want to see CNN and Fox News doing it like that. Wolf Blitzer?

Yeah. I, uh, dude, have you seen, did you see Wolf, Wolf, Plitzer, almost throw up. He was hammered? Yeah, no, no, no, he wasn't hammered. He was sick, obviously. It's, it sucks, but go to, go to Wolf, bro, look, watch his face. The other seems to be, watch Wolf Litzer.

Watch Wolf Litzer. He said, he was offered by Trump's, uh, April lawyer, uh, basically making the point of that, um, just keep watching. You can tell his mouth is all salvating. Look at him, look at him. Watch what happens. Oh, he's trying so hard. He's trying so hard.

He just swallowed it. That's Nick when he sees the titty. Nick Blitzer. They went to single camera after that. Then they go to the lady and she said, watch here, watch. Go to the beginning of the lady talking. Yeah, right here. I'm Paula Reid in Washington

Wolf had to step away He'll be back But there's other news We're following here in the situation room He had to up Chuck I've been there Congress might act What do you mean you've been there

Like not not not No no I'll tell you I'll tell you right now I'll tell you right now It was First year I'm I talk about this on stage actually Because it's so crazy

First year with Rachel I took her to her Costa Rica for Christmas. Oh, yeah. You've told me about this. I guess what I mean is on, on live on. No, no, no, but I'm saying a situation where yes, you, you do not want to throw up. Because it's your first kind of hanging. You know what I mean? So we're in, you know, we, I ate something. I'm just laying in bed and this, I'm trying to, and I was like, you know, you look beautiful.

That sucks. It was like, dude, it was like, oh, dinner was like, you know, and then I just, like, you know, and then I just fucking vomited, you know. I just, I caught it in my hands, and I jumped out of bed, and I fucking found a trash can, and I was like, splash, you know what I mean? It was a lot, dude. I, I, God, food poisoning is so shit. It was crazy, dude.

Because you'd start doing that, oh, the screaming one, you know? Yeah, dude, it was. Oh, it's terrible. It almost ruined the trip. Almost? Yeah, yeah. We salvaged it. Oh, no, bro.

That trip would, for me, I'm, I, it's ruined. I throw up, I go, it's ruined. fucked just do whatever you want to do I'm going to be fucking shit and throwing up it sucks. Yeah it was crazy because I yeah dude it was it was that was I thought I was going to die in Costa Rica. I was like what's it for me because you can't eat for a while

and every time you try you think you're okay and then it's like bleh you know what I mean I was throwing up stuff I didn't even eat I was like Captain Crunch when the fuck did we you know what I mean? Yeah yeah yeah is this from my childhood yeah dude how long has been in there

the wolf politzer thing though that guy handled his business i love it you know old man like that fucking handling his business i love but he he knew it was coming because you know when you when you're about to throw up your mouth like it's really watery oh yeah oh yeah that's why i always ask i ask people like this is like a when i'm telling this story on stage i ask this i go let's do it would you rather i'm appoint at you you tell me would you rather vomit or shit shit shit's the answer of course But there's always some dude who's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, dude, like, you're not cool when you vomit.

That's the thing. Nobody's cool when they vomit. You're not going to be like, hey, I'm so, I still got this. No. What a weird question to even think of? What a disgusting show? Yeah. It's just what it is.

Welcome to the worst show. Would you rather shit or vomit? 45 minutes. I just go to every person. Paul Rudd, thanks for coming on the show. Would you rather shit or vomit? uh yeah that's uh yeah i mean what do you i mean it's like what are you supposed to do like that guy wolf blitzer was like fuck i just got to hold this in in his mind he was like shut up

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Yeah, I remember this. He was working on a park. It's just a funny excuse. Oh, what? I don't know the excuse. I'm not, I love my wife, and I'm not gay, and I'm not, you know, And that's what's weird about this, to have your sexuality question and your moral fiber question and all that when all I was doing was trying to be nice to somebody. Eddie Murphy tells E.T. that his wife and children were out of town, says he wanted something to read and went to a late night newsstand.

He stopped here and picked up the suspected transsexual at 4.45 in the morning. Whoa. He thought he was aiding a distraught woman. Looks like a pretty Hawaiian girl in the corner. Oh, okay. Well, Hawaiian girl. I get it. She goes, oh, Eddie, and she noticed him at the light. She recognized Eddie Murphy. Oh, my God.

It's like, 4.45. What are you doing that? Why are you out here working the streets so late? She goes, oh, I'm on my way home. Can you give me a ride home? I love my wife. That's nice. First of all, it's hard to, it's hard to hear this in modern times.

Because, you know what I mean? Because in my mind, I was like, what are you going to? Newsstand, bitch, Google some shit. You know what I mean? But it's like, oh, that's right. There was no internet. Can you even imagine? I mean, I've done that

When I was I've I've I've gone out to get like a magazine like went in college and shit Like I'm saying so You know what in the morning? This is believable I mean Wait hold on Wait hold on You two are believing this shit I'm not saying either way

I haven't said it that apart yet I'm saying it's believable the way he's saying No You know it's so clearly he's picking out Clearly he fucks with dudes No listen regardless That story is believable No, it's not.

It's 4.45 in the morning, and he said he's picking up a magazine and stumbled upon a transgender hooker. It's definitely not... You're saying it. It's not a... It's pretty cut and dry. I wouldn't say it's cut and dry, but it's definitely not believable. It's not believable. You don't think...

You don't think... Look, it's believable that he wanted to go get a magazine. You come home from... No, it's not. No, yes, yes, it is. You've been hanging out at the comedy club. It's late. It's like 245 in the morning.

And then you see... some beautiful Hawaiian girl but then she's like She says hi She goes Chrystalia You know what I mean And you go You're like oh my god

Yeah hey You get into a little conversation No no no bro bro bro bro And she goes What do you say What are doing out here Bro I'm at that point You drive off

I'm trying to get pussy I get it The guy has access I know what that feels like You go like this I can probably fuck her Okay I understand

Okay But but but but But there is a In my world at 445 the morning I go like this man I'm bored as far I want to get a magazine I go I go look at magazine and then I'm like oh shit a hot chick and then it turns into that yes in no way do I just being a good Samaritan that's you know okay okay okay how about this if it wasn't yeah if it was a girl okay and then he because because the issue about this is all about his sexuality

but I'm saying if it was just a girl then it's the art then it's the art argument of, I mean, I think you're gay if you do this, but some guy, some people think that if you have sex with a trans woman, that it's not gay. But I, I don't think that. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, , Chris, Chris, this is also in the 80s. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, right, right. They didn't, you're saying she didn't remove it. So even if, even if it was a girl, he, even if it was a girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then it's still, oh, we know what you were doing. That's my question. Like, take the trans part of it out.

Yeah. Like he's just, you know, so it's interesting. I'd say it's a woman and it's 4.45 in the morning and you would be like, what are you doing?

I would, I would, I would, if it was a woman in distress, I would help her. That would be my first thing. I'd be like, oh,

well, if you need something, I'll help you. But, but, but that's not how the press would look like. No, no, no, no.

Because only you would know that in that moment. Yeah, yeah. Because then you'd be on here going like this. No, she was in distress. And then Brendan would be like, come

She wasn't in distress Of course, people would Bro, I mean, I've been on the other end of like, That's not how it happened But which I understand But so that's so like That's my point though That's what I'm saying

That could be believable Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah That's all I'm saying That could have happened Right, that's what I'm saying That could have happened But it's just funny Because I'd be like

Yeah, I don't know I don't know I mean, I guess In my, it's weird though he's so famous that it's just, you know, you don't know what he's thinking. You don't know what's going through somebody who's selfish at that time.

Right. But I guess for me, I would just, I would just be like, even if I'm going to help, look, what I would think, even if I do want to help this person, how's this going to look?

You're thinking of that immediately? Yeah, well, yes. So you leave the woman in distress. You're like, I'm sorry. Oh, at this point? I'm too famous to help you. Well, hold on. Hold on.

At this point, at this point, and I'm being honest with you, I wouldn't even walk a woman to her, car for safety because I'm sorry dude but no absolutely not I'm not no way fuck that dude what you could say anything absolutely not I've been on the other end no fucking way yeah no way and that's I'm sorry but go ahead and that's why I think that they made it this particular story which is crazy about it is like he made it all about you know he he he this is why

it's not believable is because he made it all about like you know the question in my sexuality I mean at that point he should have just laughed about if it was like if he was just if it was that he would be like oh yeah okay whatever yeah you know what I mean like this person was in distress and I was oh whatever it was late I was wanting to pick her up yeah I mean so yeah that's the way to say it yeah yeah yeah I tried to help I didn't even know honestly I didn't even know it was a guy until I got in my car yeah and then I realized it's a guy and I'm like oh this is the fucking hilarious all right yeah then yeah yeah but it's like I saw Eric Andre Eric Andre was telling this funny story with Jeremiah so funny I saw that story about like

He was like, I accidentally got my dick suck. I buy him a lady boy at the massage parlor. Eric. Yeah, Eric Andre. But the way he's talking about it, you go, even if you're like, what would you do that? The fact of how he talks about it, you're just kind of like, he's like totally secure in his sexuality.

He's like, whatever. Bro. What I'm saying is like, that comes across like, you know, you're like, hey, dude. Yes. That's what I'm trying to say is, the scenario is believable, but like, he made it unbelievable. Yeah, that's true. The way he explained it sounded.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I mean, look, there is a world where you get tricked, especially nowadays. Now, I've seen too much first 48. He's trying to get his dick sucked. Right. But now, those cases on first 48? Now, that's the one you want to watch.

Just all sex cases? It turned out he was trying to get his dick sock. It took 48 hours to find out that wasn't a woman. We figured it out. We figured out in four seconds. He wanted to get his dick sucked. Two minutes in, Eddie Murphy's gay. Yeah, yeah.

Remember that movie crying? Yeah. Like, that was the first time that America was shocked with, like, you know. Yeah. If we saw that now, it's kind of like when you look at Jurassic Park now, you go, oh, it's CGI. Yeah. If you look at a crying game now, you go, oh, that's a dude. Yeah.

That's been a dude. Yeah. But at the time, we were like, oh, it was the dick was on the screen and we were like, it's a day. I got to watch that movie. I never seen it. I never seen it too young. You never seen Crying Game? A great title for a movie, though.

Yeah, with Forrest Whitaker. I got to see it. You haven't seen that? You can see a car again? No. What else you got, Nicky? A Chucky Cheese employee was arrested by police for credit card fraud. I saw this.

In his outfit? Yeah, he should have hopped away. Oh, I love the music. Yeah. The music makes the whole thing good. Especially since Zaycon sounds like a mouse. That is just... Credit card fraud.

I'd be like, can you take the gloves off? You're not actually a mouse. This is credit card fraud. Let me see your mouse. mouse credit card that is just silly looking jesus christ it's a great visual yeah that is just a silly looking thing dude you know what happened to me one time so a family friend introduced me to this guy who was like he said he worked for the airlines okay so he was like i said why fly light he was like man get you discounts you know so you goes that's what you do go book to flight

give me the number and then I'll get I'll get you to flight you know so I'm like oh okay cool and you said discount price you just you know you just pay me whatever right and I was like it felt shady but at the time I was like oh this seems cool or it's a family friend yeah right okay so one time I'm at the airport this is why he believes Eddie Murphy no no no right I didn't say I believe that he merrif I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding so I go up to the counter and they're like hey uh you know they they are telling me like uh this is your flight this was a credit card fraud

you know and I was like what and you know and they actually put me in handcuffs at the gate freaking cops coming the guy's talking to me I'm like dude what you know and I tell the guy and then as I'm retelling the story he goes how much you pay for this flight

I go well I'm not sure how much this one was because he gives me a lot of flights right and I'll you know and then as I'm as I'm saying the situation I was like oh no that's hilarious I was like oh no but I was still

I was like oh I was so mad as he's cops where they were doing it because I was like this is what happened you know I said I don't know

I said to the guy you cracked the case Columbo you know what I'm hilarious you know what I'm saying and then like you know they had to let me go

because they had nothing I gave the number and I had to re I was going to a gig you ain't got nothing copper dude I was like I had the gig to do

so my bags are already on this flight headed there and so I I'm in the airport, I call this guy. And I'm like, what the fuck, you know? Because what he was doing. Yeah, I don't even understand what he was doing.

So what I found out what he was doing is he didn't even work for the airline. He had a girl that worked for the airline. She was taking people's credit card numbers that are in the system and buying flights. Oh. Oh. For herself? No, no, no. For other people.

So they would get the money. So they would get the money. So I'm over here like, I'm like, what? I never heard from the guy again. And the cops didn't follow up with me. Because I was ready to be like, yeah, you, you, you had me in handcuffs out here. I was so mad. You even talked to him.

You left a message. Oh, I know, I just talked to him on the phone. And then what did you say? He was just like, no, man, chill, man, chill. And I was like, oh, chill is, that's criminal talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying? If you call your friend who got you in trouble, you're like, what's like, man, chill, chill, chill, chill, this is what you know. Hey, chill is when I'm eating a burrito and it unfolds.

That's when you use chill. bro it was just so and I just never forget that and then the problem and then I really felt bad because a month earlier I actually hooked up another comic with a flight and he got stopped at the airport they just said hey this flight something's off with the credit card on this you know and I said what so I had to give my credit card for him to get on the flight but that my boy could have been put in handcuffs

so I didn't know at that time I was like hey what's going on with this he was like oh we will take care of it it's just a mistake you know right Jesus. Quit buying people's fucking flights, man. Just put your own shit. Oh, I know. Dude,

I was at the time, I wasn't making money. Like, you know, if you got $50 off a flight, that shit is, that was gold at the time. You know what I mean?

Flying Southwest and shit, you know, it's like, what we're talking about. Yes. Jesus. I remember, I remember calling my mom

because they wouldn't even let me book a flight with my credit card anymore. Oh, no. My mom had to book the flight for me. You know what I was like? For how long afterwards?

No, no, just that time. Just that time. you know what I mean and I never heard from the guy again you know is he another comic

you don't even know if he got clearly a white guy charged or whatever yeah I don't know I don't know what happened but if it was you know what I was too young yeah if it was me now I would have been like

working on a sting operation for them you know yeah I'm petty like that you know I want everybody like could I wear a disguise yeah I want him I want the girl that works for the airline

all these motherfuckers are going now how deep does it go yeah It's deep cover. Even the cops are like, Mr. Griffin, it's not that big of a deal. I put on the outfit, and they're like, why are you dressed like a wizard? This isn't going to help us. It's like big mama's house.

He's a woman. I spend $1,000 when I come in, hey, baby. Give me a flight, baby. You know what it's like? I just, I don't know. There's one cop that's like, he looks good. You know, that's a fucking stupid Chris Penn Park. I don't know, sometimes you get petty about stuff.

Haven't you been petty about something? Yeah, well, yeah, of course, yeah. Yeah, I think when you're a comic, you're even more petty. Once you read, because your brain works in a way that you're like, the calculation is in your head like this. Oh, yeah. You're fucking with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, let's handle this. You know what I mean? I always say, like, that's the one of the, my favorite things about being a comic is you never have to let anything go. It's the beauty of being a comic. Yes, yes, yes, you will be divorced, but yes. No, well, no, no, no. If you didn't, because this is funny you say that,

because that's how I talk about it. Like, when you're a comic, I can talk about the same thing at the same intensity every night. It's free. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, I love it. My wife will give me one. If I look out the window and my neighbor got that rake I lent him six months ago,

Rachel will give me one of these. This motherfucker got my rake, you know, she'll give me one of those. And she'll be like, I know, that's crazy. But if in three days I see him out there again and I'm gonna be like he out here with the rank again she's gonna be like

enough with your rank Yes yes yes But you're right though You know what I mean But I can go on stage though And be like my neighbor got my fucking right Yeah

Yeah You know when your neighbor got your rank You know what you get At that level Yeah Me Me So I'm just saying it's like

You know Yeah That's what I was hard in the pandemic It was hard to not have The outlet It was hard for I'll talk about the same thing in perpetuity.

Yeah. Bro. In perpetuity, dude. I feel you. And I will be happy about it. Yeah. And there you go. But your wife's just, you know, they.

She's so upset and pissed off. Yeah. And I. Rachel will go, I know. You said this already. No, no, no. But you don't understand. I've got a new way of saying.

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