The Golden Hour - Found Footage | The Golden Hour #141 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: July 18, 2025

The guys talk Chris' upcoming trip to Dublin, Ireland and Brendan's amazing experience there, Erik's recent U-Haul incident, the reason Brendan and his kiddo's dyed their hair blonde, the new Dexter series, a debate about getting tattoos of other men on you, best Will Ferrell movies, the new Superman movie and much more!DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code GOLDENShady Rays - Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code Golden for 35% off polarized sunglassesDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Pick Six app NOW and use code GOLDENDrive Fast All Gas Giveaway - Enter to win my Custom 800+ Horsepower RAM TRX + $10K cash: https://drivefastallgas.com/collections/new-releasesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power I was in Indianapolis and it's you know it wasn't easy. The helium? Yeah. Oh I know exactly because there's like some great steak houses right there. Yeah. Great. And isn't, isn't there the famous, uh, shrimp cocktail place right next to there? I didn't go. Yeah. That's on the other side. Right there though. Yeah. My buddy told me to go.

I didn't go out. I, I, um, uh, yeah, I, I, I guess, I mean, it's shrimp cocktail, bro. You know what I mean? No, no, no body. You gotta try it. The cocktail sauce will clear your sinuses. I know, it's shrimp cocktail, bro. You know what I mean? No, no, no, buddy. You gotta try it. The cocktail sauce will clear your sinuses. I know, but somebody's like, it's the sauce. Somebody said it's the sauce. So it's like, that's kind of, that's, that's, don't say it's a shrimp. Don't say it's a shrimp, right?

You know what I mean? Like when you say shrimp cocktail, I mean, oh, they get better shrimp, but it's the sauce. So it's just the sauce. They're big, healthy shrimp though. They're big, healthy shrimp. And you know what cocktail sauce is, right?

Cocktail sauce is ketchup and horseradish mixed together. Yeah. So they basically makes it better. Uh, we're, we're, we're live, right? I'm going Europe, Europe. My date, my Europe dates are up. Oh, you're going to Europe. Yep. Chris Alia.com. I got Oslo, Amsterdam, uh, uh, Gaza, Ukraine. That's cool. Where? What? Gaza. Is that Ukraine? I'm not doing Gaza. Um, October, I just put them up.

So go to chrisley.com, but I also will be in Miami and Huntsville, Alabama, and, uh, uh, Los Angeles, Miami. Yeah. Dublin. Yeah. Dublin. I'm going to be in Dublin. Best place I've ever performed Dublin.

Oh, really? Oh yeah. The best crowds, everything. Whenever I hear Dublin and I think of ever performed Dublin. Oh really? Oh yeah. The best crowds, everything. Whenever I hear Dublin and I think of bubbling in Dublin, right? From fucking Jay Z please. No, Jay Z's the last person I think of when I think of Dublin. Yeah. But he's so Irish. He's not even in the top 10. Kevin, please. That's not even in the top 10 of things I would think about.

Jay Z is the thing, he's so Irish. What is that? What a hassle this U-Haul was this morning. Bro, that screams hassle to me. There's nothing that seems easy about that. Okay, first of all, you make a reservation, okay? You make the reservation. And then they go.

Wait, Eric, Eric, why start with why you need a U-Haul? You need a U-Haul for what, a new workout device? Oh, I'm taking these chairs from here. Finally, we're doing the new studio for nine months. Have we, nine months? Nine months. So you make the reservation and then they're like, oh, they send you this text, it's like,

okay, it's all electronic, so now you gotta like, take a picture of your license, front and back, take a picture of yourself. You know? Really? Yeah, and then I get to the place and no one's there. You know, and then they're like, I have to do it again. They get on the phone with the people.

I'm like, yo, where? I'm pissed. I'm pissed. You know, it was such a, I had two people on the phone. And then you have to give them a number of someone else who they have to call and verify that it's you. Oh God, really? Yeah, so I'm in the phone with Rachel and I'm,

believe me, I'm going in. Full Karen. Oh yeah, call, call right now. The phone rings, I go, it's me again. Oh wow, that's hilarious. Eric, you don't have a buddy with a truck? Those, you should need to run a fucking U-Haul for two. Cheers.

Listen, I thought it was gonna be simple. I just realized you're gonna have fucking me try to help you put the things in the goddamn van. I'm not doing it. No, dude, get Casey. No, I'm blocking your car. God damn it, dude. I just realized I would have hired somebody to come with me today to help you. Also who was Dexter? Jesus Christ. Who robbed those things? Dexter?

I tried to suffocate them last week. I started actually watching that new Dexter. I hate it. I hate it. It's got to be bad. I will watch it. I just started. I just started.

The first episode is just like a lot of like, they brought back all the old characters as ghosts. I like that. I like that. I like that part. I don't like this. You do like it or you don that. I like that part. I don't like this. You do like it or you don't? I like that part.

The throwback to get you back on board when you fell in love with Dexter. You don't need to do that. We need to move forward. Yeah, I totally agree with Eric. I haven't seen it, so I don't know. But he left his life behind. He escaped, and then they found him out.

Now it's the same people after him again. You know what I mean? Did you watch season? Did you watch episode one and two? you watch episode one? Okay, just one I'm just saying he's the Bay Harbor butcher Yeah, he needs to be found and put in prison and put given the death penalty. You understand that's not a fun show Show though. Yeah, I know but that's why he should be like Eric wants to watch Green Mile This is why he shouldn't be around people that know about him you get this is my point

Well, that's why he moved over the middle of nowhere and then homeboy even worse serial killer It's like it's like they they're drawn to each other That guy was crazy. That one was crazy. Which one you talk about? You know, you know, he had the women in the in the like, you know, he stuffed them and they were inside You know who? He had the women in the, in the, like, you know, he stuffed them and they were inside, you know what I mean? Who, who, who? In the, in the, in the one with his killers.

The last season. He shot them. Oh, that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that killer was like, my God. Right, right. Well, that was, that was the end of it though. That was too ridiculous to go on from then because you found a serial killer that had

a fucking dead women museum under his fucking. It's like, all right, dude, there's nothing beyond. You need to have, if you're going to make the show, it needs to either be a prequel, which they did, or Dexter in heaven. And it's like, he's fucking, make a crazy show. He's in hell. You know what I mean? Or like, or, or, or jail, you know, for real. And he, it's like, dude, I would love to watch it. They have yet. It's like Oz. They have yet to make a show that's so successful

be a completely different show. And I'm all for that. And I've always wanted that. Oh no. Do you know what I'm saying? American Horror Story. American Horror Story. But that's an anthology though, right?

Isn't that the right word? Yes. But no, no, wait, I'm trying to think. Has there been a show Where they made another show Frazier But that's okay, but that's sure that yeah, okay. That's a true spinoff. Yeah, right. Okay, I guess spinoffs Yes, but I'm I'm talking about enthusiasm. No, but I'm but it's a spinoff. I'm talking about if you call yourself Dexter still yeah

I mean a lot of fans a lot of people be like what the fuck this isn't Dexter. Yeah But you're just, I mean, a lot of fans, a lot of people be like, what the fuck, this isn't Dexter. But it is though, dude. That's dope. I would think it would be cool. And I think they're making it like, this is what I don't like in a spoiler alert, is that now it's the kid. The kid's got it.

Yeah. Well, fuck man, this is season nine. They gotta run with something there. But season nine. I agree. I agree. There's season nine. I agree. I agree. There's nothing to do. God damn it.

I still want to touch and kill people. Well, you know who's headed down that road. No, no, but it's like, how many times you gonna run into, like serial killers are just drawn to each other like that? Well, I know, but that's, in the, look, the first season with the Bay Harbor butcher and the brother and all that stuff, that makes sense. They even brought John Lithgow in.

I know. But what I'm saying is the fact that these serial killers just keep... It's like they need a pub now. Yeah. They're just like... Like Fluffy's. You know what I mean? Start a podcast.

Flurries. You know what they call them? They call them furries. They should have an online thing. He's making it to McDonald's. I'm They call them furries. Furries. They should have like an online thing. He's making it the McDonald's thing. I'm hungry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The furries.

And then they're like, you know, they have like a little thing. Cause it felt like that. It felt like Dexter just feels like it's a club and they just find each other. Yeah. You watch the show, you're like, I'm gonna start killing.

I won't be an honest club. I don't know. I only need to kill more than two people? I got this. Weird child. I think that show should have been four seasons tops and we're done. Yeah, but they keep making money. So why would they stop? I get it.

I also get it from Michael C. Hall. It's like, dude, that's the role of his lifetime. Like what, you know? Well, especially if you're not doing anything else. I mean, this happens to a lot of actors. They're in a very famous show. They get famous and they think, well, this is because of me. Let me move on and do something else. They can't move on. Nobody wants them in anything. And then they come back.

Just like the guy from Walking Dead is back. Rick Grimes is back. You know what I mean? Like all that stuff. Yeah. It's weird, because it's not like they're not talented. Those two guys are so good. Yeah, but it just is what it is.

Dexter is just too big. But John Berthenthal, John Berthenthal went on and he's crushing it now. John Berthal, yeah. What's his name, Berthenthal? Berthenthal, yeah, he's crushing, yeah. Crush it, he's in all sorts of shit. But that's because he only did two seasons.

Of One Day. Who's in The Main Guy? He's not The Main Guy. If you're The Main Guy, it's like David Caruso, remember when he was in, what was that show David Caruso was in, NYPD Blue? Oh yeah. Miami Vibe. No, no, no, I know now, but remember he tried to be a movie star. Right, but it was like, fuck this, I'm out of NYPD Blue, Oh yeah. Miami Vibe? No, no, no, I know now, but remember he tried to be a movie star.

Right, but it was- He was like, fuck this, I'm out of NYPD Blue, or I'm not doing it anymore, and then tanked as a movie star, and then I can't believe he got a second chance is crazy. I thought he left CSI Miami to try to be a movie star. No, uh-uh. My favorite thing-

No, he's still on that fucking thing. It would always open, he would be like something, he would go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ow! Could you imagine?

Yeah, I can actually. Yeah, actually that looks pretty fucking. Yeah, that's pretty spot on. Wow. That's spot on, bro. Did Nick send that from wherever he is? Yeah. Yeah.

Michael. Is Nicholas not here? Is it Casey running the keys? No, that's Nick. Nick's doing it from, I killed him earlier and he's my first serial kill. He's doing it from the grave. Wow, that's wild, okay.

I think they're doing another, I think they're doing another serial killer thing. Yeah, they are. Ooh. What do you mean? I can't get enough. They never stop making serial killer shows. And what are you talking about? Yeah, okay, why you gotta be so mad?

Nah, because the way you said it, here's the deal. I heard, you know what I heard? They're making mind hunter again. No. That's what I heard, bro. No. And that's what I heard. That's been rumors forever. It must be someone else though.

It must be someone else. I heard David Fincher's doing another mind hunter and I go, oh my gosh. Cause I love that show. No, you read that online. You read that on social media. That ain't, Fincher said that he's not gonna do it That's actually not where I read it. I heard two different people text me about it

No, but Fincher's doing a different series. Yeah. I I know people do other things. No, no, no He's not a kind of guy that does that he don't do seven things at once He's like a he's like a tunnel vision guy that has to like and he's really deep in it. Okay I don't think I heard which I did I'm not lying That he's doing a fucking third thing like I think you have a right Reliable sources Chris are these two buddies in the business Eric just says I think he's writing this script right now with no I'd say maybe that's what he's working on. I heard it. Eric is just making shit up. And so that's how you, that's where we should. I'm not making anything up.

I think he's writing a script. He's probably writing a script. You're like my mom, dude. I think he must be writing. A new season of My Hunter is not happening on Netflix. There's a chance it could return as a three, two hour movie. Oh, bullshit, this ain't happening. Hey, hey, can you get your sources on the phone right now so we can tell them off since

they were so reliable? Fincher the show's creator has stated the show's too expensive to produce for the viewership and that's what we've been hearing. Mine Hunter is great though, man. I loved that. Fantastic. This is David Fincher, bro. He's not, he's not going to skip anything. You know, he's not, he's not gonna, he wants to make it also too expensive. It's not like there was fucking, you know, special effects in this yeah I yeah, there's no Marvel movies. They have a crazy craft service

That's his thing they keep getting that shrimp from Indianapolis I was watching this show and or on uh, I don't want that And then I realized this is this is gonna sound stupid, but I realized, oh, this is a prequel to Rogue One. Who cares? And then I was out, because everybody dies in Rogue One. So I'm like, I don't like prequels to when people are already dead, you know what I mean? Oh, because you know what happens to them?

Yeah, yeah. Nah, that's okay. Nah, I don't like that. Well, there's no, nothing's against legacy. Like, I don't like no Jesus stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? I don't want Jesus to college years, because I know this dude is gonna die. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, right? Oh, no. Hey, yeah. That show looks so bad. It'd be like, you know, Stormship Troopers

in a fucking cornfield. Season one was great. But then I was like, no, wait a minute. This is the guy from, you know, I was like, oh, this is Rogue One guy. And I thought, is he doing a different character? Then I just watched Rogue One on the road. Dude, thinking of his brain think of all this shit while he's watching the show is so funny.

Because I just haven't seen it in a long time. So I was like, Oh, that's weird. And then I was like, Oh, okay. It looks like, it looks like star Wars in Nebraska. Is that what it is? Yeah, it is. It is. Yeah.

Star Wars in Nebraska, dude. How about how, how about how Eric? Yeah. Star Wars, Nebraska, Star Wars, Nebraska. The storm, the storm troopers. Yeah. Um, yeah. So I think, uh, fucking Jar Jar Bink. Meesa think she's going to die. Yeah.

Okay. So, um, yeah, he's the leader. So I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think, uh, I think fucking Jar Jar Binks, Meesa I think, she's gonna die. Yeah! Okay, so. He's the lead, wait. Yeah, he's the lead. Jar Jar Binks is the lead, is that it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah! Hey, is there more despised character than Jar Jar Binks? Is there more what? The backlash Jar Jar Binks got was insane. That and, let me tell you all the problems with those movies. First of all, worst child actor ever I

Was I really child actors by this I go that's you really rank child actors you're either great or you're Anakin Skywalker That's how bad you wow that was so bad. That's to rate child actors is the most brutal thing Sorry, fuck him and then fuck the one on boy meets world dude so you'll break here folks with chatting with the boys at gold hour alright folks some specials about to go down in the big easy I'm talking New Orleans UFC 318 is here it's absolutely stacked the BMF titles on the line from New Orleans finest Dustin Poirier is fighting his trilogy fight his last dance against Max Holloway and my friends at DraftKings Sportsbook is the official

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what I do, which is basically this. Nothing, basically. That's why I sent it to you. I know. I look at this thing, Eric texts me, just a fucking link. It's actually a YouTube link to a movie. Okay. And I go, what the fuck is this? link, it's actually a YouTube link to a movie. Okay? And I go, what the fuck is this?

And he writes, crazy disturbing movie, dude. And I go, let's see what the fuck this is all about. I watch it on my laptop. Bro, it's, you know what, dude? It's utterly heartbreaking. it was it it's almost a master it is a masterpiece you know it's called dude all right so it's with with no it's it's uh called zero day not the Netflix one with Robert De Niro. The right 2003.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. It's about it's about these kids who get wrapped up in a school shooting. And oh, my God, bro, there it is right there. It's a it's a found footage movie. Yeah, it's it might be. It's up there with best found footage movies I've ever seen. No way.

Is it based off like the Combine kids? Or is it like a documentary? It's not based off it, but you know. I don't know if this movie would have been made if Combine didn't happen. And I got two more. I got two more I'm going to send you. The one of them I got to get is called Pig Something.

I got to get the right name. But you can't find it. I'm considering buying it. Pig? It's a pig movie. It's called Pig something. And it's like, babe, babe in the city. Is this about Eric and his diet?

Wow. I was holding on to it. I thought maybe and then after the babe thing, I knew that would hurt. Third, the one to punch with the pig. Oh, man, that's OK. It's OK. It's OK. No, that's not the name of it. But I had to get the name of it. But um, yeah, and the Australian one is wild.

The other one I sent you. Oh yeah, that looked too scary for me to watch alone. That one's on Prime. This one, wait, I gotta get the name of that one. Oh, how about the one I showed you, Profile? Did you watch it? No, I haven't watched that one yet. You said it was disturbing.

No, no, no, no, no, I thought you were talking about the other movie, the one I sent you. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Oh, now I get it. You said you hadn't watched that. That's why I was confused. No, no, no, no, no. I watched that. But bro, there's this, eh, whatever.

No, no, no, it's good. No, these are good. But this like, what are we doing? This other found footage movie way, I gotta get it. Yeah, it's called, oh right, Profile. Yeah. This fucking guy. No, no, no, no.

I sent it to you. No, no, no, but I said, I thought it was, you know what? They look the same. Look how found footage and that one, you know, it is kind of fucking mom, bro. It looks the same. You're a mom. The other one's called, it's actually called found footage. Dude's a mom. It's about this Australian serial killer who, um, he, he, he steals a camera and then he like, he, so the police found this footage of him. That's cool

He's murdering everybody. You know, it's pretty dudes a mom though, huh fucking This is my who am I guys do the mom, huh? Well, I like that a lot I Was on my walk. I went up to get to the I was on my walk. I went up to get to the We're not gonna talk about Brendan's hair at all The real slip the real slim shady dude Brendan what the fuck? Why'd you dye your hair? Oh you guys finally noticed how we notice

God now who's a mom? All right, so finally notice are you done talking shitty movies? So let me let me tell you something do when you when you'll finally notice, are you done talking shitty movies? Let me, let me tell you something. When you, when you shaved your head and when you just shaved it, not, not when you died, but when you shaved it, when you first year, I go, Oh wow. That really suits Brendan. Did you? All right.

You didn't think about it, but it's all good. I liked that forever. I go with when tiger before he tried out for the team, he saw some MLB guy, Bryce Hart, a picture of Bryce Harper with blonde hair. Him and Bossy go, I want to dye my hair. Yeah. I told Tiger, I said, if you make the majors team, not AAA, not single A, not AA, if you make the majors team, rank number two in the nation, then you can dye your hair. And he made the team. So he's on the Yankees now. So he made it. So, so you didn't, so you did it just in solidarity solidarity all three of us did it. Yeah, that's cool

I like that picture is a cute picture. It is cute. Yeah. Yeah, you're Basti looks the best the majors. They're like so he's like man. He's on In in travel ball there's like single a which is you know the lowest and then majors is like the big boys Damn, he made the majors although with the dads pushing him to go pro he's playing with Johnny Damon Johnny did I have to cut his hair right um I feel like that we glossed over that show that movie profile though no I gotta get to oh wow oh wow that's disturbing is disturbing and it also

That looks like if I vaped. Yeah. Well, you kind of look like you vaped but think Yeah, well, you're you're you're maybe too big for that though You know is vapes is vape still a thing though or kids still vaping out here in Texas. There's no vaping Really? Really? I haven't seen one vape out here. Oh, wow. Well, you don't hang out at the vape areas. Fair point.

That's a very fair point. You gotta hang out more in the more, the vapey areas. Yeah, but vaping is coming out now. All this stuff is coming out about it and they keep trying to suppress it. I mean, dude, it's so stupid. How completely terrible it is for you. Of course it's terrible, bro.

No, but the things, it's not like when people used to smoke and it was like all we heard about was one thing What is it? That's it, right? You know you smoke you get lung cancer you end up with the hi My name is good. Yeah, you know what that right now the stuff that they're saying that happens to people because of the vaping is just Like yeah, yeah Like one one vapes an entire pack of cigarettes. Oh God. It's how bad it is for you. It's so crazy when someone and it lights up and they just, yeah, they just throw.

That's insane. Yeah. And it has like a big machine on it. Like David Lucas has, I used to call him the vape king. He used to have fucking a carburetor on his fucking vape. So he could get the most smoke. Anyway, start, start, start vaping. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's gonna go. That's how it'll happen. Yeah, oh fuck, okay, well that was sad. Are you gonna go to his funeral? That makes sense.

It's in Austin, dude. Yeah. Well, I'll zoom in. I'll zoom in, we'll get fuckin' Nick to zoom in. He'll be doing like, you know, he'll be doing the photo shops at the funeral. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We should just do that.

We'll get a live feed in his casket. You know what, let's just promise that to each other, if something, you know, knock on wood, nothing bad happens, but if something were to happen to any one of us. You can sell merch. We'll do the golden hour at the funeral. No, what we'll do is, we'll still do, you know Brendan, he's hardcore and he's he's very loyal

He will he will if he dies he'll figure out a way to do golden hour still from the casket With a live feed. Yeah, Chris Chris. You're Chris. Your new merch is dope How the fuck would you not send me that right away? I did I just put it out and I sent it to you I emailed you about it. I know she never got back to me. Oh, she will, she will, she will. Slow. Who's she? The merch person.

Oh, your merch person? Yeah, it's good though. Look at this new merch. Look at this, ChrisLia.com. The 10 gym commandments. Dude, I'm cool. I make good merch, bro. The 10 gym commandments.

Look at this, Never Die Jim. And look, I look just like that. When did you start this? Dude, I want royalties because you use my body. This happened on, this happened on congratulations, right? Some rant you went on. No, no, no, no. It's that, that one of the viral, the standup stuff that I used to be like how people are, uh, you're a big fan of it, but a lot of people have, are like, yeah, the fitness influencer bit that I do. Determination, never dying. Never heard of it. You know what I mean? Everyone loves it. Now that's a spin But a lot of people have are like yeah the fitness influencer bit that I do Determination never dying never heard you know I mean that's a spin-off of Gold's gym. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean well You're gonna get sued No, I my team no I can't go to go

I gotta go to bronze gym first and then I don't know my way Have to go Yeah, I don't even know if you can get into bronze, Jim, bro. I like how you feel like you have to double down on the fat jokes because Brendan's not here. Yeah, I have been today, you're right. I should, yeah, maybe that is why because he's out. Do you hear that Drake got a new, covered up his LeBron tattoo?

You did? How about the fact that he had a LeBron tattoo? I know, I know, I know, I know. I mean, I know. Yeah, that's, that's gay to start. I haven't seen it. Do we have it? I don't know. Did he actually, what was his LeBron tattoo? Is a picture of his face? He covered it up with another basketball player. Yeah. I don't get it. He's like, nah, man, that's the, that's Desmond Howard. I like this guy now. Before after. So it's, it's LeBron And who is it? But so who's the new guy?

Shy Gilgis. Shy Gilgis? Yeah. Shay Gilgis. Oh, oh, oh. Cause he's Canadian. That dress, that dress as well? Yeah. Yeah.

Wow. You're the MVP of the league. Wow. Cause he's Canadian though. That sucks cause like LeBron's 40. It's almost like you're going, Hey, your time's done. No, well, no, but the reason why he's doing it is cause didn't LeBron's 40. It's almost like you're going, hey, your time's done. This is the new guy. No, well, no, the reason why he's doing it is because didn't LeBron do something?

No. But didn't LeBron like do something with Kendrick, not do something with Kendrick, but didn't he? He was on stage at- He supported him. Pop out show. Oh yeah, that's why he did it then. That's why he's pissed.

Well, that doesn't make any sense. What doesn't make any sense? Listen, the Kendrick Drake beef is silly. Meaning he shouldn't take any offense to it Drake beef is it's silly meaning Well, it's over. Take any offense to it. Yeah, it's silly. It also made them both rich, you know, like they were already rich though.

They just announced the other day that Drake is now again most streamed rapper on Spotify. Yeah. Like it's like, okay, hey, you had your little run where you dissed me. I'm the star of that. Thank you. And now I'm still back. It's like, but I think we're missing the whole point here. Another man. It's not like they're, you know, he's way younger. Another man got another man's tattoo on him twice. Pretty weird. Nothing gayer. There's nothing gayer. I'm sure Chris,

you said you're not allowed to wear jerseys. I think there's gayer things. Yeah, but that all that stuff is sexual. Yeah. Yes. Non-sexual gay things. That's a top. I like it. Let's make a list. Good. Yeah. Top 10. I smell new merch coming. Yeah, this is going to be 10 non-sexual gay. 10 non-sexual gayest things. Yeah. Yeah. I said that the thing about the jerseys on the back, but that is another level. I like jerseys, but yeah, a tattoo of another man's jersey is super homo. I don't have any tattoos of any... Yeah, I don't actually even really like portrait tattoos. I'm not a big portrait tattoo guy. They better be good. What do you mean like of like, you know. Person's face, yeah. But what if you like, okay so, what, like, so if you have like a tattoo of John Lennon,

that's gay. Reif has that, right? Yeah. I mean, it's, I don't know, it's, it's, Or like anything like that, I'm just saying. I mean, look, if the guy's an icon and he's dead, it's a little different. Like if you have fucking Napoleon or Tupac on there or you know Hitler you have a more problems right you're right

right but different but but it's not a gay isn't the thing that comes to mind if you had a Hitler tattoo you wouldn't be like okay hey Eric Eric why is why does Rife have a John Lennon tattoo I don't know he loves he loves that fucking song dude what's that one it's a little gay. I'm not going to, you know, I love life with a little gay. Let's let's not beat around the bush. We're like, okay, but yeah, it's kind of weird. Who do you have? Don't you have a person? You don't have a person on your body? I have my kids. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think it's, I don't think it's,

I don't think it's gay. For some reason, I think it's less gay. If the person isn't living now. You know what I mean? Like, cause it's gay. You know why? You know why? Cause imagine I got a tattoo of, you know, Keanu Reeves or something.

Right. And I'm at Erewhon, and I'm at Erewhon, and then all of a sudden Keanu Reeves is there, and he sees my tattoo of him. That moment is gay. That moment is, oh. No, no, no, no, but here's the thing though. I fucking own you now, dude.

Here's the thing, it's not Keanu Reeves though. Like it's gay if it's Keanu Reeves. It's different if it's like, this is Neo. You get what I'm saying? Oh, the character. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's Neo, if it's like you have Bill and Ted. You're saying it's less gay? It's less gay. Yeah, because that's what the character. Yeah. If it's Neo, if it's like you have Bill and Ted. You're saying it's less gay?

It's less gay. Yeah, because that's what the character is. But if it's just Keanu Reeves from his Instagram. Because Neo isn't coming from the Matrix to fuck you in the ass, that's why. Yeah, if I see a Batman tattoo, I don't go, ooh, is that Ben Affleck? Right, right.

Unless it's Batman, it's Ben Affleck in the bat suit and he's holding the, he's holding the bat, you know, the, the, the, the, the helmet. And he's just looking at your tattoo. That's gay. That's good. Yes. That's good. That is good. Right. Yes. Yeah. So I guess no. Okay. So, but okay, but on the gay scale Having a care having the character. Yeah, and it's the face of someone Yeah, not gay. They're not in it's a little gay. That's a little gay on the scale We're giving a little bit. It's like this much gay. Hey a little you know what it's like No, but if you okay, so like look look

You know what it's like? Here's the gay. Okay, so look, look, look, look, look, look. If it's the... Okay, look. If it's like... If you get the penguin with... And it's the today's penguin. Danny Deedo? It's Colin Farrell.

It still is Colin Farrell. But you've got the prosthetics tattooed on. It's still a little gay, you know, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's if you get the penguin from the comic, Danny DeVito, not gay little gay. No, it's not. It's not. If it's like cart. So cartoon characters on your body. What are you saying about that? But what if you wanted a joker tattoo, but the face is Joaquin Phoenix, but in a joke a little get Joker makeup It's a little gay. It's not as gay as just getting Joaquin Phoenix, right? We're all in agreement

That if you have well, I've seen a guy I've seen a dude it's a super fan of workaholics and he has all of Yeah, I mean I there's a there a lot of people have my face, yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, I guess it's gay. Like they're like that. Yeah, because you're not even like, is it a character? Is it like, you know what I mean?

Let's say they have you doing the splits, it's not, you know what I mean? They don't, yeah, yeah. They don't have, just me on fucking undateable. Yeah, you're right. What? That's less gay. And somebody goes, dude, this gay is like, no, no, this is him on undateable.

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What's his name, Will Ferrell, what's the Anchorman guy? What's the guy's name on Anchorman? Yeah. Oh, Ron. Ron Burgundy. Ron Burgundy, yeah. So she has full on Ron Burgundy tattoo.

I think it's like right here, like full on. And I said, Will Ferrell, she was like, I love Ron Burgundy, you know? And I was just like. That's very weird. Yeah, it's weird. You know what? I don't like Ron Burgundy.

I don't think that Weatherman, is that what it was called? What's it called? Anchorman. Anchorman, is that fucking great? Yeah. Oh, you're gay. It's okay. Will Ferrell's hilarious.

But that character is, it's okay to me. Yeah. Like he's so much funnier in other shit, I think. I don't know. After the bullshit you guys recommend and you're going bad on Anchorman. What are you talking about? I'd like to see a Ron Bergen defound footage movie.

Yeah, oh, that'd be great. That'd be great. He's just drunk. No, I think one of my favorite Will Ferrell performances, I always like, Will Ferrell always reminds me of like one of, a guest rapper on a Jay-Z song. Like it's hot right there, but sometimes when you watch, if that rapper had an album, it would be whack.

That's how I feel about Will Ferrell sometimes. I mean, Will Ferrell in, I love him when he like, we know he was like, In old school, he's hilarious. Oh my God, Ma! Step Brothers. Yeah. But then he's in movies like, yeah, like step brothers is like, no,

tell, tell, tell a day. Good nights is great. That was a mouthful for you. Blades of glory is great. Kicking and screaming is good. All right, bro. You know, semi pro come on the elf. He was the main character in the elf. That's true. He was very funny in that. That's it. There's a few, you know, he's great. Mega mind. The campaign's fantastic. This guy fucking seen them all, bro. Yeah. You seen the campaign?

We know you've seen Dick. Campaign's great. I'm not familiar with Dick. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Anchorman was a classic though, huh? People fucking love that. Yeah, I know. If you had to pick your favorite top three of these movies,

what do you think are top three? I haven't seen many of them. Honestly, really? Yeah. I like I am not I'll tell you what. I'm not a fan of Zoolander. Oh not no me neither. I don't like I don't get it. I don't get zoos for me. You step brothers number one What's dick old school? That's what she said Mega mine mega mine switch for kiddos. Mega mine's great. Yeah, but that's a cartoon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That doesn't count. He's the main character. Doesn't count. Those don't count. You stupid asshole. Come on, dude.

I don't mean to, I'm getting harsh. You cotton top. The best one, bro. The best one is elf. No, not so great. It's that, talk about a classic movie I would say step brothers old-school. I haven't seen so many of these though. Mmm I mean, I haven't seen everyone's that I should have absolutely seen like tell it a good night I have not seen you never seen talent. Good night. Never see step brothers Oh, dude step brothers. Oh my god watch step right? I have a lot. Are you doing hate it? Do when they're in the car singing, the family.

Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god. What's his name? Adam. Yeah, Adam Scott. He's great, he's great. Oh my god.

So you know it. Old school is great. Old school is so funny. You've never seen Kit getting screaming? I've seen it. It's a good one. Yeah, it's, yeah, I guess. Oh, you know what?

I also, but my favorite Will Ferrell moment is Austin one. Yeah, it's yeah, I guess. Oh, you know what? I also my favorite but my favorite will ferro moment Is austin powers? Yeah, yeah, I really hurt But that was when he was he was You were like this dude Is so funny. Yeah, I seen him on sat Saturday Night Live. What the fuck is he doing? Austin Powers. He was great.

Man, that's one of my. Can't ask me twice or three times. That's in my top five funniest movies ever. Is the first Austin Powers, man. That's just, it's right there. In like three Eddie Murphy movies. You know what I mean? It's like, ugh, it's so funny, man.

I love that shit. And then they, you know, they ruin it, you know? They keep going. Yeah. Well, that's exactly Dexter. Dude, I, I, I, I slept, I, Dexter's going to be on Dexter. Did you know? I slept, I slept, uh, fifth, like 14 hours on, uh, why? Because I, I didn't, you know, the weekend was like, I just couldn't sleep.

Oh, I hate that. Bro, I slept on Monday, I got home Sunday, I slept Monday, Sunday to Monday that night. Dude, I still, I don't know what's going on. My fucking brain is like, did you die? How do you sleep? Do you hide from you die? How do you sleep? Do you hide from the kids? How are you able to even do that?

How do you do that? I wanna know how you sleep 14 hours with two kids and they don't find you. I'm not telling. Hey bro. You're sleeping in the Ferrari in the garage? I know it's some shit like that. I do me and I'm gonna do me.

Dude, I came home and like, you could just, you look at your wife's face and you could just see you're like, oh bro. And let's talk about how hard this is. I'm exhausted. Let's talk about how hard this is. And then you got to, then she, then I go, I have to take him. Let's talk about how hard this is. Go ahead. No, no, no, you go ahead. I'm just saying you walk in the house. I haven't slept from a flight. I'm exhausted. Now I have to drive an walk in the house. I haven't slept from a flight. I'm exhausted. Now I have to drive an hour from the airport, OK?

Dude, hey. So I get home. This is a monologue I do. OK, fine. And I get home, and then she's like, you know, I need some mommy time. Can you hold? And I'm just like, excuse me.

I had to go pick up the bag. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Excuse me. Ah! Ah, a bag delivery? Yeah. Bag delivery.

I had to go to Indianapolis and get the fucking bag. And they talk about, Rachel will say it like, well you're just on a vacation. How about how every woman's dream is to have children? You're living your dream too, baby. Right? I had to go get the bag, doing what I love. Yeah, but you do what you love.

Yeah, because I figured it out. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, don't get mad that I made good life choices. Don't get mad at me, because I did it out. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, don't get mad that I made good life choices. Don't get mad at me, because I did it! Yeah, it's just a lot, dude. So I was like, so then I had this audition I had to go to, this callback for this commercial.

So I went, so I have to drive from the airport, messing with him, you know, and you want to be, you don't want to be, you want to be, you know, hey, fun dad, you know what I mean? Oh him, you know, and you want to be, you don't want to be, you want to be, you know, hey, fun dad, you know what I mean? Oh yeah, absolutely. You know, I had to get back in the car, drive an hour to LA, drive an hour back.

God, dude. I mean, so I don't know how you did it. I want to know how you got 14 hours in. What's the secret? Not telling. I don't think there's a secret. Not telling. He just doesn't. I stay asleep, I will deal. They don't think there's a secret. He just doesn't. I stay asleep.

I will deal. They don't knock on the door? Yeah. They have to know where you're at. Yeah, they go like this, come here. And they get in the bed and they go, it's sleep time. Sleep in the bed now. We're gonna go to sleep.

And then he goes, and then 10 minutes later, he's moving around. I'm like, you're moving around too much, man. And he goes, I'm gonna go play. And he goes and plays. Oh, good. And I, you know, Calvin's very independent. No, he's not he

Will tell you this I will tell you this though. He's just outside the door going It's like I know it I know you did last summer. Yeah My my I I put when I'm at home. I put the kids to bed. Okay, that's like my thing. I love doing it. I Billy is a champ, you know, he's still kids to bed. Okay, that's like my thing. I love doing it. Billy is a champ. He's still not at the age where he's just like, he's still at the age where you could just put him down and he's just like, all right, fuck it, I'm in the crib.

But Calvin is like, you know what I mean? He's like, he's like, I know. But because Calvin will be like, hold on a second. Wait, hold on a second. How do, he'd be like, how do birds do all that shit? How do birds fly? And I'm like, oh, fuck, dude.

Yeah, it's 10 o'clock and you're like, oh, god. You know, he said to me last night, it happened. He literally said this and I go, it happened. He said, he's going to bed and I'm in there because I'm like, he gets a little like, sometimes he gets scared and I go, it happened. He said, he's going to bed and I'm in there because I'm like, he gets a little like, sometimes he gets scared and I'm just, you know. And he says, dad? I'm like, yeah, this is like,

I'm in there for 15 minutes, you know, and I'm like, he hasn't talked. I'm like, he's not sleeping yet? He goes, he says. You have the pillow in your hand, you're like. No, no, no, I'm like, I'm playing Royal Match on my phone, you know, no, no, no. I'm playing royal match on my phone. Like I give a fuck.

He's just like, dad, I have a question. And I go, yeah? And he says, how do babies get into someone's tummy? And I go, oh. Here we go. It finally happened. Yeah. And I said, well,

when a man and a woman love each other, when a mommy and daddy love each other so much, and they get so close, and they love each other, then sometimes they make a baby. Calvin said, but how's it get in there? And I go, yeah, yeah, no, that's the explanation. Go to bed. No, I love that. I knew I should have known it wasn't gonna work for Calvin. You're kidding no dummy. He was like, okay, but how does a baby get inside? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I'm like, Oh, okay. Almost you don't even want that to be the thing. Cause now he's going to be like, not trying to get close to people or he's going to be trying to get close to people.

And he's going to get, he's going to hug. He's going to be like, I think I put a baby. You know what? I don't want to get too close. I'm only five. That's how he, cause you know what he said the other day too. You know what he said the other day. That is totally in line with how Calvin thinks because he was, he was eating. He, he, he likes, you know, he likes salmon and he eats salmon and rice a lot. And he wasn't eating the salmon. He was eating only rice. And I was like, he said, I'm not eating the salmon.

I go, why? He says, I don't eat fish. I was like, yeah, yes you do. What are you talking about? And he says, I don't want to eat animals because I want to save the world. And I'm like, oh, God, I said, now you have a vegan at home. I know. I'm like, dude, sometimes overpopulation is a thing you need to. So now he's a vegan.

And he's going to be trying not to get people pregnant. Just it's really, really. Yeah. Oh, man. He's going to walk by people. Oh, God, we're too close because I think I put a baby in you. He is too is to I can't wait for you to deal with that shit though. Like all that stuff So far I'm already dealing with it now and when Brendan learns about all that stuff is gonna be amazing When his dad tells him Yeah, after this podcast you could call his dad that I've got some quest

Yeah, yeah, he's getting you know, he's almost 18 months and he's like, you know, and then we're trying to, you know, he's still in the bed. She won't. She's like, I don't know. I said, when are you gonna stop breastfeeding? She goes, I don't know. Okay. I don't know. Well, I'll tell you this.

I sleep in the guest room sometimes. I'll tell you this too. I'm just like, I love it. I mean, they're like, I got a TV mountain in it. I had a guy come mount a TV inside the guest room. So I'll be like, I'm gonna go get a TV. I'm gonna go get a TV. I'm gonna go get a TV. I'm gonna go get a TV. I sleep in the guest room sometimes. Yeah, I'll tell you this too. I'm just like, I love it too. I'm in there like, I got a TV mountain in it. I had a guy come mount a TV inside the guest room. So I'll be like, baby, do you need some more space?

I'm just going to. Oh, that's great. That's great. She's with the baby. The baby's like, wah, wah. She's like, ah. He's just in his fucking sleep number bed with the fucking VR goggles, just popcorn.

I'll take him. But the thing is, this is the thing too. I'll take him in there with me. You know, he even likes it. He walks, I follow him. Where are we going? I go, where are we going? You know, and he's just walking and he gets into the guest room and he points on the bed. Yeah, hell yeah. He goes like this. I go, okay. So I get him in there. You know, I turned and he pointed to bed. Yeah, hell, you know he goes like this. I go okay, so I get him in there You know I turn any points at the TV. Yeah Put on you know miss Rachel Bluey and then I'm just like, you know chilling, you know And then you'll fall asleep and then I get a phone call at four o'clock in the morning

My breasts are gonna explode bring the baby. This is what I? Come get the baby. Bro, bro, bro. Bitch, I'm in the middle of a fucking show. I'm sleeping. I'm like, come get the baby. What, I have to bring the baby? Come get the baby. I am sleeping. Fucking dude, I'm on Matrix Reloaded. Bitch, get in here.

I will do that. You know, if you had, you know what, if you had texted me during the first Matrix, I would have lost my mind. You're lucky we're at Reloaded. Come get the fucking baby. So they're like, I'll take him in there. But he's like, he's being like bad.

He says no now and it's a real nightmare. And he does this thing too, he collapses on the ground in dramatic fashion. I do that. Eric, Eric, you don't want that kid sucking on the ground. It was dramatic. I do that. Eric, Eric, you don't want that kid sucking on the tip for too long. You don't want that weird mom at five. That's what I said. You can be doing it.

I still do it with my mom. You're going to come home. Mom, I need some breast milk. When I get hungry, I drive to locking you out at. Dude, the. Mom, Matt's already there. You're like, Matt. get it, get it. I'm like, yeah, get it, get it. I'm like, yeah, get it, get it. I'm like, yeah, get it, get it.

I'm like, yeah, get it, get it. I'm like, yeah, get it, get it. I'm like, yeah, get it, get it. I'm like, yeah, get it, get it. I'm like, yeah, get it, get it. I'm like, yeah, get it, get it. I'm like, yeah, get it, get it. I'm like, yeah, get it, get it.

I'm like, yeah, get it, get it. I'm like, yeah, get it, like a found footage. It's found footage. Yeah. Um. Yeah. But it's me on my phone, and I'm like, yeah, get it, get it. Ew. Wow, what a weird movie. And the found footage is, it's filming me filming you breastfeeding with you.

This is, nobody would see this movie. You think this would get released to theaters? Really, would watch it? You would watch it? No, no, no, bro. You think this would get released to theaters? No, no, no, bro. You'd text it. Have you seen Superman, Brendan? I have seen it. What did you think? It was good. You saw it the same way you saw it with your kids.

Kids. Yeah, I liked it. It was all right. I thought it was a terrible script, but these actors are great. That's what I thought. Really? Yeah. I didn't see it. The dog was a little much dude I am with you bro I I the last thing I want to see is the fucking dog in Superman does he have a cape yeah get out yes get out of here dude get out of here the dog has a cape yeah? Fuck off. Listen to me, this story is so ridiculous. It's Superman.

No, no, no, no, no. Beyond that, it doesn't matter. This story, the things that happened in this movie are so far-fetched, it's so hard to suspend your disbelief, but the guy playing Superman and Holt, they are great. Yeah, they look good. This guy is a great actor. The guy Holt's great. Yeah, he's a great, they're both great actors. And the Superman guy looks, they are great. Yeah, they look good. This guy is a great actor. Holt's great. Yeah, they're both great actors.

And the Superman guy looks like he's great. No, he's a great actor. He's a really great actor. So did they finally get a good guy to play Superman? Because I'm told you I'm not a Henry Cavill fan. He's not terrible, but he's just so melbitose. This guy is great. He made some really great choices in this.

Handsome dude. Yeah, he's handsome. I'd like to see him try to stand up. He would fucking eat shit, but you know. You never know. He doesn't follow me. Um. But you know, for Superman he's good.

He would have to be like two feet off the stage. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just flying. All right guys, give it up for Superman. Yeah, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Yeah, da, da, da. Yeah, now you're doing my humor. Have you guys seen the Mormon housewives show on Hulu? What?

That's how he comes on stage. Yeah, da da da da. Mormons are sluts too. Yeah, da da. Yay. He's the host. I thought Mormons were supposed to be pure. Yeah, da da da da.

Hey, you ever notice that I fly through the air at unbelievable speed? Why are my lips never chapped? Yeah, da da da da. Stop it, you're killing me. Yeah, superheroes doing stand up, I love it. Fucking Kevin just wrote down clip for that, bro. He goes clip for the Superman. I go fucking, dude, I keep, you know what I mean?

It's like I fucking, I'm clip heavy. I'm clip heavy. That's all good. Sometimes. I'm clip heavy. I don't know. That's all good. Sometimes. I'm clip heavy. It's going to go. You're a monster. Dude, he's a monster, bro.

So if we realize we don't need Nick, is that what happened? I still have we officially fired Nick. I'm trying to. I don't. I'm trying to. I'm still confused if Nick's here or not. That's hilarious In spirit, that's when you don't need someone when When you could do it and people are like is he there yeah

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and like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you know, he's like, um. Well, that's not the movie for that. Isn't there? Actually, I don't like this movie. He's like, yeah, yeah. In the beginning, it's fine. It for that. Actually, I don't like this movie. He's like, right. Yeah, yeah. In the beginning, it's fine. It's like, whoa. Well, even I'm starting to see he reacts to things.

Even the home screen of the Google home screen of all this stuff, there was something in the background of a certain thing. And he saw it. He was like, you know. And I was like, oh, shit. Right, right, right, right. You know, I've been trying to tell Rachel,

she watches those stupid shows. Yeah, it's, yeah. You know what I mean? trying to tell Rachel, like she watches those stupid shows. Yeah, it's, yeah. You know what I mean? Honestly. He's gonna think women are crazy if you keep. Yeah. Well, you know. But he, you gotta be careful.

There's YouTube kids, you gotta, and even that, you just, on YouTube you never know what it's gonna go to next. Yeah. Like there's a, like. Or the cartoon, or a commercial will come on that's even weird. Like there's a wolf dancing that Calvin's scared of, and's just like, oh no, it's not scared at all

But it's like for kids, but it's like he don't like he's like What a wolf's doing I'm like, oh, they're not around and how the babies yeah He's like what if a wolf came in here and fucking kill us, you know, like and I'm like, it won't wolves aren't here And he's just like, okay. Well, if the in there's a face in the wall and I'm like what if a wolf came in here and fucking kill us, you know, like and I'm like, it won't wolves aren't here And he's just like okay. Well, if the in there's a face in the wall and I'm like what he's like That looks like there's a face in the wall and you're like, well there isn't and he's like, okay, I'm still scared of it Yeah, this is the that's when they start so now he's getting to the point where he's he's questioning your knowledge when they start. So now he's getting to the point where he's questioning your knowledge. And you know what that makes me do? Question my knowledge. Yeah, he's questioning. That's hilarious.

I don't know. I don't know, dude. He's like, you know, what's a shadow? And I'm like, ah, fuck, dude. You know, like light and then if it blocks it and go to bed. like light and then if it blocks it and go to bed. Well that's when you bust out your AI. Give me a simple explanation to a five-year-old of what a shadow is. Wow. You know what I mean? And then boom it'll come up. Dude I gave him the AI thing and he was talking to it and she was talking back. It was awesome. He was just like, huh I'm doing pretty good. Alright cool. So anyway what about... he was just asking like it was a it and she was talking back. It was awesome. He was just like, huh, I'm doing pretty good. All right, cool.

So anyway, what about, he was just asking, like it was a conversation and I was like, that's not a real person. And he was like, what? What? Yeah, but you don't, you know what? Always, you don't want, cause he might go, where do babies come from?

And then AI will be like, well, your mommy's have a vagina and then it's going to be going all into detail. Yeah. Dad, what's a bukkake? Dude, I, I. Dad, I thought, I thought a train was something else. What about you are on one today? I got to tell you.

OK, good, good, because I thought I slept too much and I'm fucked, but okay, that's good. No, you need to sleep more. All right, good, good, good. All right, good. Okay, good. Yeah, you don't want that, but I've done that. I do that all the time with the,

anytime I'm about to cook something, I just go, yeah, I got a little. Oh no, that's great. I got a little chicken I want to cook. Tell me, I have a convection oven. Tell me what I do. Is it, I love it because the guy goes, that sounds great, Eric. That'd be delicious. Do you have the black guy? Tell me what I do. I love it because the guy goes, that sounds great, Eric.

That'd be delicious. You have the black guy? Yeah. I do too on my computer. I have a black guy. That sounds amazing. Yeah. Yeah. He's slightly black. You know? Yeah. It could be a white guy doing a black guy or it could be a black guy. He's like slightly like maybe mixed race dude. I love that dude. He's like, he, he, it sounds like he, he's from New York and he you know he went to a he's a college educated Chris it goes

Kristen was like you I have to do this thing. I made the chicken make rice and I go, I don't know how to make fucking rice. And she says, ask Chachi BD, I go fuck. I go, I wanna make rice. What kind of rice, man? I'm like, oh yeah, cool. You know, what kinds are there? And then he lists a bunch and I'm like,

sushi rice, let's go! Yeah. Told me all the time. I use Copilot or Gemini. seriously, let's go. Yeah. Told me also, and I did it. I use Copilot or Gemini. And Copilot's great. My guy, I think he'll, then it's starting to remember you,

which I think is good. Yeah, well, it is until it isn't. Yeah, when you go like that. That's not what you said last night. Hey, Eric. How's it going? It's going good. I'm on a podcast right now with my buddy.

Nice. What's the podcast about? It's a trip, right? Yeah, it's a trip. There's this one thing called apt that I use. That's like a, let's see apt. It's an AI career test and a mentor. It's like, I think it's gonna be huge.

But it- Do you wanna learn how to do something? Well, it's like- But you don't need a specific app for any of that. You can use all the ones that are already available if you just say, hey, I don't wanna turn it in. No, I understand, but the data points that this one pulls from is like specifically for this and it understands

like I'm in a kind of a rut. Like you know I've been doing this for a while. I've been doing a you know I want to try something else. The top salary is this from where I can even get to. What can I do? It's really helpful and interesting because it's like, you know, I used it for a guy Who was an EMT and he was like, I don't know if I want to do empty anymore It was like the water was suggesting I was like, I don't even fucking thought about this

well, I'm saying is like the using it as a tool in a way that like People don't even realize how much they because right now people are my now just using it. That's like I know Google search toy I know but it could be used for crazy shit. It can be used for like really specific things to learn. Therapy? To learn. Bro?

You know? Therapy? My therapist, I was talking about it with my therapist, like there's, I can't remember what it's called, it's called like, you know, Mary or something. It's like some app where it's like, you can just get a therapist and. Well if it's, but I'm saying if it's reading. It's called Gem app where it's like you can just get a therapist and and well if it's read But I'm saying it's called jam. I'm saying if the thing has the knowledge of the psychology book Yeah, the thing that it's missing is like a little bit more of the personal. Yeah

But you hear how it's starting to get there. Yeah, cuz this guy is like, you know, I'm cooking and he make me feel like I'm emerald You know what I mean? Yeah, you say bam Say it When you put the salt in say bam. I don't really feel I know you feel foolish You're just as good as emerald. It's really amazing like that part of it. It's amazing It's like to learn things, you know, so so it's been great for like writing God remember that when you learn like the like, you know, it It's like yeah, like you're trying to write a script now, you know It's like you go like you don't want to you don't use it for like hey write this script Yeah, but it's like, you know, here's my paragraph of what I want to help you. Yeah, that's like oh that

I don't know all that interior the proper Punctuation, um, you know,, remember that Bam shit from Emeril? That was great. What happened to him? Where's Emeril now? Oh, he's doing infomercials.

Bro, you got any questions about infomercials? Ask me, I got all the knowledge. Bro, talk about AI and know about the infomercials. Bro, that dude is killing it. Emeril, he looks terrible, but he is killing it. Let's see, where's he at? He does infomercials for his stuff. Bro, the Bam, when he came out, the BAM. Oh my God.

My dad thought it was a funny thing. And we, when it come on, you know, cause we didn't have the internet back then, it was, it didn't exist. We're like, Oh, emeralds on, you know, and we watch his shit, bro. Everyone be like, Oh, I did it. I used to love those stupid infomercial things Because they're so dumb so you know because it might be like you know They invented a new type of fork or something you know and then the guy would be like do you want to eat your soup? You know yeah, I simply get burned and yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's so good with With a red X over it, black and white. I love those. Good old emerald. Tired of jizzing too early? Yeah. Oh. Black and white. He's got a YouTube channel.

Oh, yeah, he does. Yeah, why not? Look at him. Oh, he does look terrible. Well, you know, that's just kind of, I mean, look, that's a little harsh. He just kind of looks like a guy who got older. He is big but it's harsh But yeah, I want I don't want us I wouldn't want a skinny chef that dude. I always think of that man

I don't when I see a skinny chef, you know, and I mean you don't appreciate food You're not taste you're not tasting your own shit when I see a fat chef I go oh this better be good Right. No, you know what? You hold them to a higher standard? The fatter they are, the expectations rise. Like I don't want to, if you, if the fatter the chef is, I need that, I need to be like okay this better be the best potatoes I've ever had. I need to taste the diabetes in everything I eat. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I agree. I mean, I think that... When people are...

Just... I mean, bro, you travel so much and you see these people. I live in, you know, Westlake, Thousand Oaks area. We went to a Fourth of July thing, and I'm looking around and I'm just like, oh I travel everywhere. This is the most attractive place in the world because like LA and people are conscious of it and bro you go to like that you know I had it I connected in the airport in Utah you get off there it's like oh they're they're they're conscious of it Denver you see but man most places when you go Indianapolis you go oh Everybody's fat

It's insane, but it's it's insane what I don't like is Somebody that is a chef that doesn't eat meat and And they still, but they still cook it. Nah, yeah, that's weird. No, no, you can't do that. Dude, there's a couple on MasterChef right now, and they were vegan. And it's like, they don't know meat at all. They can't compete at all.

Are they, but are they specifically chefs for vegan stuff? Cause that- They're vegan, so they can't taste the meat that they're cooking. So they're cooking meat. Yeah, that's crazy If you're vegan and you specialize in vegan cooking then that's great. Yeah, but that's nuts. Yeah, that's so weird Yeah, I don't eat this or I don't you know, i'm allergic to butter or whatever whatever like that Yeah, i'm like then you I don't want to taste none of your shit Do my nanny my nanny is allergic to butter or no, sorry not butter Uh, you said butter, uh onions and garlic and I'm like, what do you eat? Yeah, what do you eat? Get out of here?

How can you be allergic to onions and garlic if that's everything? Yeah, that's fucking everything What do you I'm like, what do you eat just sweet tarts salty? It's just yeah You know, she does sleep upside down But you're just noticing I just you like this you go those hooks She has the hooks on the chin up bar that she puts her feet in and she sleeps upside down You know what, dude? I asked her what you wanted for her birthday,

and she replied with, I want socks. I'm not giving you anything. I knew you'd like that. I knew you'd get shit on that one. That's stupid. And now I realize she says, I want a vacation. Oh, here we go, guys. Damn it. The new merch coming. She said it upside down. Golden hour merch. And now I realize she says I want a vacation Damnit the new merch coming

Our merch we gotta get some merch from this dumps. I know Miami. I'll be a Miami in Huntsville, Los Angeles I just put a show in downtown Houston, Texas But Europe the exciting thing is you're up coming your way. I got some stuff coming up too but like I'm gonna be this weekend. I'm gonna be in, uh, uh, it would rife at the Madison square garden. I just did Nate Jackson comes in a punchline hyenas, Liberty live Oxnard, the den theater in Chicago in November. So I would get stuff coming up. See ya.

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