The Golden Hour - Fry Me Bro | The Golden Hour #170 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: February 6, 2026

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I'd be like, you're not asking me shit. Straight up. No, I ain't fucking saying shit. Are you trying to fucking split my money? Fuck you. Yeah, yeah. We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout.

Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about, but that won't stop. Nothing can stop. What's up, boys? Hi. What up, man? Do I get shit all over me? I was working on my truck. I got fucking oil and shit.

Yeah, that's okay. Do you like get under the truck? Do you do that? Oh, yeah. What did you fix? None of the trunk since 9 a.m. I get these new performance drive shafts from this company called Ripatoon because I have too much horsepower for your stock drive shaft. Oh.

The drive shafts what turns the tires. Okay. Uh-huh. Okay. And so it's a beefier one. It's just made for high performance. It's supposed to be an easy install and it's turned into a bit of a night. When you were under there, did you do a few reps?

Were you like, you know, lifting the car, just getting some in? Dude, I don't know how mechanics are. I mean, most of them are in good shape, but man, just working with your hands on my neck. Because I'm under it like this. My fucking neck is sore. Damn. And why do you do it? You like to do it?

because you can get it done. I love it. I love it. I absolutely love it. Love it. Most people pay to do it. I love doing it. That's the thing.

That's my video games, I guess. Do you have something like that that you just like get lost in? Yeah, working out. That's it. Oh, that's your thing. Jacking off. No, that would be sad. That would be, I guess guys do get that way with jacking off, but I've never been that way with jacking off.

Boys, I thought about Texan. I thought about Texan both. Are you right? Because I got hit up to do that roast for the boxers, the ring magazine. Awards in New York. Right. And I thought about hitting up both of you. And then I was like,

ah, let me try and figure this out on my own before I start reaching out to the boys. How did it go? It was good. It was good. It was stressful. Super stressful.

I'd like a 24-hour notice from the fucking, his excellency, Turkey Al Sheik. Oh, it already happened? You did? Oh, that's what you were doing for over there?

You didn't see the, the pictures of him? I only said, I'm telling you, you and they were looking fantastic. No, I saw the picture. Oh, thanks, sir. I didn't know what it was.

was though oh i saw the picture who's you roast or who do you roast it was a right in front me could yeah no i mean just me like they're like all right so originally they're like we want 20 minutes of roasting i'm like oh my god that's not gonna work you're giving me a 24-hour notice i just got right how about you just give us up yeah look i look i look i'm about to get set up like charlie kirk there that's not a good though anyways so they were like well just they're you know he's the best you would love him he was the best you know how it is boys it's like a corporate gig yeah like nobody's there for comedy or rose or whatever so like just give us a hot take and then throw some zingers at

some of the guys i'm like all right so i was doing my hot take on boxing the state of boxing but when i get there so they have whatever like an hour and a half ceremony of fighter of the year uh round of the year knockout of the year right and they're like all right that's the time and then the lights go dim and i'm in the back i'm like what the fuck is happening max kill woman's laughing. He was, buddy, good luck out there, man. He's like, this can be terrible. Yeah. Because they're not paying attention. They're like all standing up, talking. Yeah, yeah, of course. He's like, sit back down. We have a very special treat for you. Oh, God. Brendan Schaubb. Oh, dude. And then I got to, you know, I do my thing. Yeah. I got to roast them. But they're right in front

me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Did you get beat up after? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, just real one thing I was. So how long did you? You have to do it. Real quick, side note, if you had to pick the person that was going to be eating with a mouthful of food while talking on the podcast. Sorry. Sorry. What do you think that would be? Me.

Me. Oh, you think it would be you? Probably be me. Not this. I don't mind it at all. But your mouth is too strong. I don't mind it. I don't mind it.

Yeah, you're right. But wait, hold on. You're right. I'm sorry. So how long did you talk up there? Probably 12, 15 minutes. And nobody else after that? No.

So you did a thing after this thing for 12 minutes? Wow. Give me the top three. Give me the top three Zingers. Just like what did you talk about? Like the guys? I mean, you don't have to say Zinger.

I mean, the Starv is just the state of boxing because, right? Like I'm a UFC guy. Yeah, I'm a box in a event. So I made a comment about that how weird it is. I'm like, this is just as random to me as is for you.

You guys should learn by now. Whenever a UFC fighters hang around the boxing community, we're going to pay 10 times more than the UFC. That's why I'm here. Yeah, yeah. That's funny. Yeah. Well then, and then the, the big thing is, is Zufa, which Dana White owns, is getting into box,

and he's stealing all the fighters from Eddie Hearn, who's right in front of me. So I started roasting Eddie on losing fighters to Dana. Oh, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was good, man. It was good, man. I've never been treated better in my life. Yeah.

Never been treated better in my life, ever. That's good, man. Wow. Wow. That's Kellerman's kind of big. Yeah, if I, actually, yeah, he's tall, huh? You know what I mean? If he's that tall next to you.

Yeah. That guy is just, he's just a, he's just. He's a, that guy knows boxing inside and out. You know, that guy. He's brilliant. Yeah, he's super brilliant. Wish he would come back. That's the best boxer on the planet.

Oh, wow. Yeah, you could tell him. That's Usick. Oh. Did they, he looks like they found, he was like Encino man. What do you mean you wish Max Kellerman will come back? To being on like Fox or ESPN. He's on Zufa boxing now.

No, I know, I know. But that's like, nobody watches that except for like, you know, that's like a vegan restaurant. They well, though. No, no. I know, I understand, I understand, but I'm talking about more, like, for the mass media. I wish he was, like, on, like, back on the H-PN or something. I was at, yeah, I was at some max.

I'm like, man, no HBO, you know, showtime's gone. HBO's gone. ESPN, you know, DeZone, he's like, no, by choice. He's like, everyone's offered me. He's like, I was waiting for the right opportunity. And with Dana and Zouf is the right opportunity. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Look at this coat this guy has. Yeah, I saw that. That's, that code is wild. This is like. I love how she looks like she's so used to being next to a dude that is 6-4 that she just has contempt for. Yeah, that's probably our hero. She's like, that's Canelo. That's Canella.

I know, but she's just kind of like. And they're from the same hometown. They're from the same hometown. And I took a picture with Canella too, my wife. And someone in the comments goes, how's Brendan look more Mexican than both of them? That's funny. You know what? It's true, though.

Yeah, true. Yeah, I know. Oh, wow. Look at this. What was that? Yeah, who is that? That's Lennox Lewis. I was the only one not in a tuxedo.

You know what I love about Lennox, Lewis? If you start talking to him, anytime you see him talking about boxing anywhere, his, he'll say how he beat Mike Tyson in every conversation. Oh, yeah, I remember that. It's kind of like how, what's his day, they're open for Frank Sinatra.

You know, if you did a drinking game, every time he mentions Frank Sinatra, you'd be drunk. That's how Lennox Lewis is. It's like, well, you know, the time I knocked Mike out in the third round, I knocked him out, I knocked him out. Well, why wouldn't you bring it up? I know.

But, you know what I mean? That shows you how much respect, I guess, you know, you think about Mike Tyson. You'd be like, if you beat Mike Tyson, that's all you would ever talk about. Yeah, that was crazy. I'm a sucker punch Brendan one time to see if I can. That'd be all we talking about. Oh, Tom Drieson. Tom Drieson.

Tom's awesome. Tom is like, oh, my God. He's the, he is, I love this dude. Yeah. Oh, gee. He's like 175 years old. You know, but he loves, he loves talking about it. You can't have a conversation without him bringing up Frank.

Yeah, but I mean, like, that's awesome. I want to hear it. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know you're not knocking. You're also old enough to like appreciate that. Because isn't that crazy how like, you know, I don't know if kids today even understand who Muhammad Ali was.

you know and it's getting to the point where Mike Tyson's now the the weird old guy that was fighting Jake Paul as opposed to like the career most people you know yeah most kids don't even know Michael Jordan yeah I know I know they don't know Michael Jordan because oldheads won't stop talking about him yeah yeah that's the only reason why they'll they only know Jordan they only know Jordan because of shoes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah did Nick just turn on the air I turned it off I turned it off okay good it goes it a little bit It's better to be cold.

Yeah, that's what people say. I don't subscribe to that at all. It might be better be cold, but not the air conditioning. Okay, okay. But by the way, it's beautiful out here. How is it over there with the weather? It's okay now or what? It's great right now.

Yeah, it's like 65 today. Oh, it was so fucked up last week. We're good now. Oh, it was horrible last. Oh, my God. Do they have some kind of fighter awards show or something? Like, I'm wondering, because this could be his new thing. They used to have the MMA awards.

They used to have the MMA awards, the fighters only. But I think they went away with that. I don't know. Awards. Nothing like what, that ring boxing awards was fucking wild. Well, award shows are just always horrible, you know. Like the Grammy. Did you see the Grammy?

Yeah. I didn't see them either. I actually don't. I haven't watched the Grammys, the Oscars, the Golden Globes. I haven't watched them. Same, yeah. I watched the beginning to watch Nicky. I have a confession.

What? He watches them all the time. I know. I watch all of them. Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. three shows, the entire ward, the first shows, I love, I love them. But why, though?

I don't know. I don't know. Since I was a kid, I love them. I used to love it a lot too, man. I can't get enough of them. I used to really love it. But honestly, not even, you know, not even to be this guy, but I can't watch anymore because it's like there's going to be some kind of statement being made.

It's so annoying. And I'm just like, can you? I loved that movie, so I don't want to see you get celebrated for that without this. You know what's weird? You know what's weird? I knew every one of them was going to get up and talk shit about eyes. And in that, for whatever reason, I don't care. Oh, wow.

Good. I'm like, all right. You still enjoyed it? Any other circumstance, I'd probably storm the Capitol. Yeah. Yeah, it's fine. I dig it. Of course they're going to do that.

They're creatives. They're soft, right? Yeah. That's weird. So much stuff in your mouth. Yeah, remember what he said he was going to stop eating? I don't even care, but you didn't at all. It's comical mouth.

I haven't eaten at all. I haven't eaten at all, dude. Now he's got shoes in his mouth. His cell phone cord is in his mouth. It's like, what are you doing? Wait, is this true? This is fucking hilarious. I think it is.

I think it is. Tongva tribe. Oh, she's heard her comment, right? No, I know, yeah. Tongva tribe says Billy Eilish is living in a mansion built on ancestral land taken from them. Yeah. No, no, no. You know what?

Oh, my God. You know what? She's just uneducated. She's just young. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're young, your heart goes out to everyone. Yeah. You know, the elevator's not crowded.

Yeah, you know what I mean? Come on in. Are you kidding me, dude? That shit opens up and I, and we're pretty full. I look at you, I go. Yeah. Yeah. I'm with you.

I just, but I have, I guess I just, I just have more, I have sympathy for it all now. Of course. And I looked at her and I was like, oh, as soon as I saw the tweet, I was like, oh, no, she's going to get killed. What tweet? about this. Oh, got it. About what she said. Her statement.

And she's getting just roasted. Oh, really? I do not. Again, I don't care. She has giant titties. I don't care. I don't care. Okay.

You know what the- Sing a song? You got giant tits. You know what the thing is too, though, man? So fucking disrespectful. Go ahead. I just wish rich. Rich liberals like this.

Well, they don't know what's going on. No, no. The thing is they don't know that like when you're, you can't profit off of and enjoy the system and then trash it these kind of people

should just shut up I'm with that what's her face who's getting in trouble right now because someone says like oh Sidney Sweeney's like I'm not political She's like I'm not in his to be political

I'm in here to like you know sing songs and be creative And by the way people say like fine you're a pussy then for not speaking out It's like you can't win so Yeah you can't win I like how jelly roll is like listen Jelly Rolls like...

Yeah, jelly roll is like, shit. I'm too dumb. I'm a redneck. I don't know about that. Yeah. Which I don't like, you know, it's fine to not talk about it, I think. I think so too. People get mad when you know.

Isn't that always weird when you see somebody, where are the celebrities talking about whatever thing? Yeah. Sometimes I'm streaming and somebody comes in there like, so you're not going to see anything about Palestine? Yeah, yeah. It's like, no bitch. Yeah.

I'm playing a video game. This isn't a political forum. Yeah. I'm just here. But that's when you get mad And I go Oh, should we list all the genocides Currently going on in the world?

Are you talking about those? I don't even know any. You know what I mean? I just, I don't know. It's just weird. I wish a reporter would ask me some shit like that. I'd be like, you're not asking me shit.

Straight up. No. I ain't fucking saying shit. You're trying to fucking, oh, you're trying to fucking split my money? Fuck you. Yeah, yeah. Split my money.

But that's, hey, man. Michael Jordan was, remember Michael Jordan's famous statement? The best. He said, Republicans buy shoes too. Oh. And that's why I feel like, but that's how I feel about the movie business and the music business. You don't think that like there's like right wing, staunch right wing people out there

that are like, oh, I love this movie. And then they want to turn on the Oscars and be like, oh, let me see my favorite movie one. And then it's like, you know, oh, wait, why are they, oh, I voted for that guy. What's going on? You just had to turn it off. Did you just say jelly roll? What do I think about ice?

Fuck you. That's true. You know what I mean? If you don't have a regular name. I'm going to take my name to piss mouth. So this way, fucking anyone else is a piss mouth. Jelly roll is a felon.

Yeah, I know. But he's skinny now. No, I know. It's just like. Hey, Eric, are people, people are mad at jelly for not making a statement. They're mad.

He was like, listen, I don't know what the hell's going on. I'm just a dumb redneck. Yeah. The rights mad at jelly? No. No, no, no, no. It's just, look, I understand he didn't want to talk about it. And yeah, he doesn't want to do it because he's a business.

And I get that. But the thing is, I think there's better ways of going about. Like, you know, saying you're a dumb redneck. He's not dumb, bro. He's fucking smart. So just be like, I'm not going to answer that. Yeah, that's it. But you know what?

Sometimes you just put on the spot. Yeah, he's in a tough spot. Yeah, he's in a tough spot because. Because jelly's from Nashville, I know how jelly. I'm not going to tell you. I know exactly how he feels. But then also he's on like, you know, American Idol. He's, you know, he's on Saturday Live.

Like, so you got to play the Hollywood game, but then also be true to your roots because country music don't fuck around. Ask anybody in country about ice. So he has to tread lightly. That's why I did that. Yeah. You know what? That's a tough thing too, though.

Then you also become a part of the system that, like, I don't know if that, I don't really know how that system. really feels. You know, they want to make you feel like, like you would think that the people that control the Grammys and that kind of thing, you feel like after years and years of terrible ratings that happened.

This used to be an event. Watching the Oscars used to get like 40, 50 million view. It used to be like the Super Bowl or something. Yeah. And to get, you would think that people would be like, hey, this year, this is what we're doing. Right. You know, we're not talking about this. Right. And then we're going to move on.

But you can't stop stupid, actors and singers. They're just going to run their stupid mouth. No, you can. You can if Ricky Jervais is the host. Because Ricky came out as like, listen, get your award, get the fuck off stage. Nobody cares about your political opinions. We're going to cut you off if you start that.

Trevor Noah's pretty woke, you know, and he also entertained it, talked shit about Trump. So he just stokes the fire. That's their issue. And I like Trevor. You know how people always, you go like, you know, you say, don't read the comments, man. You know, people always say that kind of thing. I don't think that's stupid. But anyway.

it's funny that Trump reads the comments. Oh, yeah. Because it's like right after that, then there's this long thing from him about like, another untalented blah, blah, blah. You know, I just, part of me thinks that's kind of funny and cool that like, you know,

that the president is doing that. I don't know. I just, it was so weird. It's so weird that the president is tweet now. It just shows, but this shows that it got to him. Hey,

but here's my. my question to you. I understand that. This is the point that really ticks me off sometimes. He's still a human being. Yes. Yes. You know what I mean? So he's still, imagine you're watching a show that millions

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But to be like, yo, I wasn't there. That's, I get that. But to be like he's not talented. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, Grammy awards are the worst virtually unwatchable. That shit's all like, what are you saying? It's just that's his, he, that's how he goes back. Also, why he's so defensive?

And I'm pretty sure he can't be doing it like this himself. I'm pretty sure there's like some nerd standing right next to him. And he's like, I say this, the Grammy Awards, the worst. You know? Also, get ready, Noah. I'm going to have some fun with you. What does that mean? Well, you're the president of the United States.

But that's so weird, dude. See, that's why I couldn't be president of the United States because I'd be petty as fuck too. No. Listen, you don't even, you don't even really arrest someone, but you have the FBI. yeah, I go knock on their door. Just, it's like this. Yeah, you just scare him a little bit. Hey, how you doing?

Just coming and say hi. Just letting you know we're watching. I don't know. What I do know is I'll be in Austin and I'll be in St. Louis and I'll be in Australia. Oh, when are you coming, Christopher? March. March 20th, which we're working on, by the way, too, is a live golden hour. We're working on it right now and it'll be like in the afternoon on the day of Chris's show.

So come check that out, guys. He's also going to be in a, there you go, it'll be on the 20th. Are you only doing one day? Is the 20th a Saturday? Yeah, yeah, I think so. Why, you're not around on a Saturday? Why don't you just coming on the 19th?

Yeah, I won't be able to meet Saturday. No, no, no, the 20th is a Friday. Friday. The 21st is a Saturday. Oh, okay. Yeah, I can't do the 21st. I can do the 20th. I was there, that's one.

We picked the 20th. Look at that, huh? Good job, guys. Yeah, we're working on it. The night before or something, yeah. Tacoma. Washington. Go to chrisley.com. Go to her, Griffin.com.

I got a bunch of stuff coming up to. And if you're going on the This is Important Cruise, I see you on the cruise. And then I got a bunch of rife dates doing with him. And then I got my own dates. So come check me out. Eric Griffin. Rewine. Hold on.

Rewind. You're doing a cruise? Yeah, the workaholics guys are doing this call the This is important crew. Yeah. So we're all going to be on there. A lot of us going to be on there. A lot of us going to be on there. Yeah, there's going to be a lot of us.

What is this? Wow. Yeah, man. They don't have Eric's name on there? It's little on there someplace. Oh, I see it. I see it. I see it.

I see it. I'll be the funniest person on this amistad. You know what I mean? Oh, God, some of those guys. Jesus Christ. It is what it is. The boys, they did their thing. It'll just be fun to hang out with people.

You know what I mean? Look, there's Brent. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. No, that's good. I don't know how they picked people.

I think they picked some people and people said no. Some of them are funny. Do you just go on. for a set and they let people off? No, you're doing a lot of, no, no, like, I've actually, when I first started in comedy, I did a few cruises because I wanted to see if maybe I end up here. Let me see how it is. But so you, you know, they have a bunch of, I already saw the schedule.

So we have a bunch of stand-up shows we're going to do, you know, the big show. Then they want me to do my podcast, you know, so I'll just have like a revolving door, like, come on in, you know what I mean? Is Bobby going to be there for five days? Like, that's what I'm wondering. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah, you have to be on the boat.

He'll probably cancel in the last minute. You know what I mean? I already asked him. I say, hey, dude, I want you to come do my podcast. And he already was like, oh, I don't even want to do anything. So we'll see. It's going to be, that'll be fun, fun thing. This can be awesome for you, Eric.

I fucking hate cruises. I feel you, man. I don't like him either. Because he's in my mom, rest of soul, she loved going on cruises, man. Yeah. And her, she had two. When she was older, right? Yeah.

She had two dreams for me, though. She wanted me to be on dances with the stars, and she wanted me to work on cruise ships. That was her thing that she thought was great. Boom. So, Mama, we made it. So she was going on a cruise,

and then I knew the people that booked, I called them. I called the booker and I said, yo, my mom's going to be on this ship. Can you get me on here? Oh, wow. And, you know, I did. And my mom was just like,

walking around the ship, but it's just tough because you have to make sure you do well. If not, you're just on a ship. Yeah. I can't. Yeah.

I can't. Yeah. I just, the, yeah. I just, I know people love cruises and I don't hate them. It's just to be, I'm trying to think of like being a comic on a cruise. My God.

Yeah. It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. They're doing a lot of stuff, man. There's like, they're doing like games and all. It's just like, you know, for the, it's a fan experience. You could easily do a big boy cruise. But there's enough people that want to go.

I think you'd be surprised. See. Or Eric. What? What? doing a Brendan Schaub cruise there'd be six of us we'd be on sale go

but that's what I'm saying but I wouldn't think that you'd be able to do this one the Reddit would come it would be hilarious I wouldn't think that'd be cool that'd be cool because they can't jump off

I'll just beat the shit out of them here but the this one I'm surprised like I'm I know the workaholics fan base is very big yeah

it's just it's odd that I mean, when was the show? It was 10 years ago? Yeah. And then it's still enough for a cruise. How big is a cruise? Because if you wanted to do a, yeah, I don't know.

I don't know all the details, but I know that a lot of people have done this. I think Bert, Bert did a cruise. He's doing it, right? The same cruise line. Kid Rock does it. Yeah, everyone does it. Kid Rock. That makes more sense when it's music.

I don't know. When it's music? Yeah. It's still. It's more like party and shit? No, no, but forget about that. You still have to be, you still have to like commit. The thing about a cruise is it's like a five-day meeting.

It's one, right, but it's one of the cheapest vacations for our family. It is like super cheap. Fine. How much are they paying the comics? Food is like, you know, but it's still, but it's still a considerable amount considering there is all markup. I've never seen an attractive person on a cruise. There I said it. I'm just surprised Bobby's doing it.

Yeah, I don't know why he's doing it either. Maybe he wants a vacation. I don't know. Yeah, maybe he thinks it'll be fun. Yeah, these people do this kind of stuff. It's great. Well, I know, yeah, the workaholics guys, they probably want to do it. If we did a golden hour cruise, it would be like this.

All right, thanks for coming, guys. I wouldn't even be there. It'd be a canoe. What's this, Nick? This is the company that signs with the artist and does it for them. And I think they just have, like, how you said, the workaholics is huge. The audience is huge. I think they have their marketing dialed in and people are getting like paid

Instagram ads and shit and I think they have it like dialed down to a science like they only take on people where they're like oh we think we yeah yeah Adam Carolla yeah they know to do well yeah cruises you did yeah I think he did too Adam Carolla yeah who did wow yeah 2017

2018 probably probably hey Chris Chris Chris why are you so shocked what's going on here Bubba it's the cruise part I know people go see Adam Carolla I know people watch workaholics I know this stuff I know people go see I know you but but the cruise aspect of it is blowing my mind to just want to be on a boat.

I know, you can't get enough of it. Or it's a vacation. Part of it. Yeah. You know what's the destination now? I'll tell you what's the destination. Austin. People go to the mothership.

Yeah. Because they're like, they hear all this and they actually fly in for the whole experience. Sure, I understand that. I think the cruise is the same kind of thing. You make a vacation of it. Right. But the cruise, you can't escape. You have the mothership for.

Yeah, they don't know that until they're on it, man. You go about your business. They don't know that until they're on it. Look, man, cruises are like... So where's this cruise going? Mexico or something. Wow. Venezuela.

You'll be there for five days? If the money's good. It is good. Yeah, yeah. So I'm like, I'm like, all right. I wanted, I asked Rachel, I was like, you want to go? You know? But then she don't want to go and then I thought to myself, I don't want them to go.

Yeah. Because he, Wolf's two. Yeah, no, no, no. And I just can't be like... No, no, no. That's not at two. to a two-year-old. Yeah.

No, no, no. Just him running, and I'm like, I'm diving into fucking ocean because I got to get my kid. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not going to,

I'm not going to do that. You know what I mean? Yeah, what is Nick doing here? What the hell is that? Cheapest tickets $1,200. I'm thinking 2,000 people on the cruise, so it generates 2.4 million. But that's not much.

To start splitting other up. Someone's not making that much money. Yeah, because think about the gas to run all the food, renting the fucking cruise. I don't know, but what I'm saying is like, That's the cheapest ticket though

Yeah but who knows You also have sponsors And you have like Yeah and you make money on the cruise Yeah sure I get it I'm gonna take my merch I think I don't know I don't know how it works Oh yeah

Eric's just got an extra bag Yeah take my merch Yeah I don't do who cares? No no no I know Look it'll be an experience Yeah Yeah fuck it no I get that

When I did cruises a long time ago The internet was terrible But I think it's better Now they got the Starlink and all that because I hated being sequestered away from the world. So I'm like thinking about that now. I'm like, no, do I want to be away from? Yeah, no, get the internet though.

Yeah, no, I know, but it's better now. It wasn't before. I know. That's what I'm saying. You really should bring Chris's merch and sell it and split the money. You'd probably do better than your own merch. No, but none taken. I'll take those golden hour gold jackets.

We got three of those sold. But yeah, so, all right, well. Cool. I don't know. I did Milwaukee last week. It was freezing, bro. It was six degrees. I had to cancel a show.

I was going to do. Yeah, I couldn't get to the one place. It was going to be in Iowa. And then I was going to have to go to another place, right? I had to cancel both. Chris of all, I looked at the weather and they were saying it's going to be whatever. And I had to get in late and rent a car and drive an hour. And I was like, tell my guy.

No. I'm not driving. I don't know how to do that. You drive? In a blizzard? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you die. Yeah, I'd be like...

Yeah, Eric die. I'd be on the side of the road, frozen. This would be, Eric. Oh, driving up down. But yeah, but I, yeah, it was freezing, dude. I just not cool. And the Milwaukee improv is awesome. I was there for the weekend.

Yeah, it's great. Did they change where the hotel is finally? Did they build that hotel right there? Because the hotel they have before is like, you're sequestered across the freaking freeway. No, that's how it is. But I stayed in Milwaukee. Oh yeah, I'm going to say, I'm sure you like this.

Hey, Milwaukee's a newer improv, right? It's like two or three years old. It's the newer one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's too big. You're saying it's too big. It's too big. Well, I think the improv's made a mistake.

Well, what do you mean, though? Because here's what they did. Like, when they built, they built a lot of these things thinking that they were going to get. Oh, right. They did do that. The acts that go to theaters, they say, no, just come to the comedy club. We got 600 seats. But those kind of acts are like, I don't know.

I don't want to be at your club for three days. I kind of like it though. Like different. So I saw, you know, I'm selling it out. So like to sell all those tickets and to do the club for the weekend, like it's so nice to break it up for me. Like, you know, I have to go to Montreal and then go to Ottawa and then go to. I get you. But like to break it up and do like, I'm coming to Austin for the weekend.

I'm like, oh, fuck, this is a vacation. I know, but it's a very small percentage of people in the comics that can. I know. Mike Steck and sell out those places. But what's weird is, well, a lot of guys could sell out those places. But the people did, but they're not. Do it.

Right. But I'm saying there's a, there's a mindset of like, you're going to. Well, so, but what's weird, I guess it's like, because, you know, you hear Nate Jackson talk about it. I mean, these theaters fucking rob you, bro. Like the, the, the, the, the overhead in the theaters. And, you know, whether, well, not that they rob you. It's expensive.

It's like, you know, you have to pay fucking union guys and all. shit and you know they take a percentage of the you know and it's like forget all of that yeah yeah yeah forget all of that how much percentage of the ticket do you get for what if you're at a theater i don't know i don't know okay but what i'm saying is like as long on the deal right but as long is that month number takes merch money too yeah they take merch money too remember which is a fucking crime bro that that's terrible wild which if that number is higher than the another number or the same You consider all that. Yes, you do.

But also you have to consider getting people to one show in one night is way harder than giving them the option for coming the weekend. And for me, I wish it was the other way. Yeah, fucking, yeah. You know, sometimes I'm at this comedy club and I'm like, oh, it's half full. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, if all y'all motherfuckers came one night, I would look like I'm good. But they won't, though. I know.

They don't. It's weird. Yeah. Don't they say, is it true that you have to do basically two theater shows in a night to really make any money? because the first one's so expensive? No, no, that's not true. All right. Yeah.

I mean, that's... Yeah, that's not a bad idea. If you can do to you, that's not far off. That's when you start making real money. Because the second one's all money. Yeah, because the second one's all money. Yeah, exactly. You're right, though, Nick.

That's where you make big boy money because the first one, you're basically renting the place out. You're taking some profit if you sell it out. But then if you do a second show and sell that, that's all profit because you're... But if you're doing... But if you're doing a full theater tour, one show a night,

selling it out, you're making a lot of money. But yeah, because, but also because the company you work for, they oftentimes have deals with these places. They own, like, Icon and Live Nation. Live Nation owns all this. Right, right, right, right. So they already know. They just want butts in seats.

So it's like, you know. Yeah. It is, it is weird, though, what's happening to, like, you know, you see, now, you know, you go see who's going to these fucking comedy clubs to perform. And it's like a ghost adventures guy. You know what I mean? It's like,

Rachel Ray's doing a weekend, whatever the fuck, you know, not that she is, but, no, of course they don't care. Again, they're not in the,

they're not in the comedy business. They're in the, they're in the drink business. Yeah, no, no, I know, but I'm saying, it's like, I think there's,

if you're a young comedy out there, if you're somebody just thinking, like, if you think that the comedy clubs care about the art form of stand-of-comedy, you're in for a rude awakening. They do not care. Yeah. All they care about is selling drinks,

which is the highest markup in any industry. Yep. You know, that's all they care about. So they don't, they're not looking to be like, oh, let me break this. Oh, you're, I love your act. I want you to, no, man.

They don't care. They don't care. They go, yeah, because I was at a club and I sold it out and they were like, can we add another show? I'm like, no. I don't, three, we want to do three on Saturday. I'm like, no way, no. And they're like, okay, we kept asking it.

And then they put up the percentage. I was like, I fucking fine, let's do it. But the time I said, fine, let's do it. It was like four days before the show. You were getting

101% of the door? No, no, no. So, but it was like four days before the show. So there was like 100 something people there,

but I don't know. It took a lot of work, but it's all my money. So fuck it. It's so much work, right, Chris? Three and a nice stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But usually when you do that, though, you could ask for 90% of the door. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that. Yeah, okay, we'll do another one, but it's like,

yeah, it was just, I should have said it sooner, so I could have time to sell. You know, how much, because I'm trying to, in Dublin, because in Dublin, I did three or four in a day. I was there, yeah. Yeah. In Dublin?

I did, I did six in two days in Dublin. Oh my God. Six sold out shows in two days. And I was exhausted after the second show. What venue? By four or five, uh, some theater out there, sugar or something theater in Dublin. Oh, man.

They don't give a fucking Dublin about me. That's for sure. I mean, I sold some tickets, but it wasn't good. Yeah, but remember, my thing was around the Connor McGregor stuff. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But the whole point is not to, the whole, yeah, yeah, the whole point was, is doing more than two, two, two, two shows can be a little dicey.

Three, three is crazy. By that third show? Yeah, I've done it a few times. Well, imagine like Sebastian doing four arenas in four days. But one a night you can do, but yes, it's one. Yeah, at least it's one, one hour. Or Nate Berguessie doing a fucking noon performance at Madison Square Garden, you know, or whatever the fuck. Yeah.

Yeah. He's, I mean, that's just crazy. Yeah, that is crazy. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. Like, you know, you get people to like you like that. And then they're just like, because I don't know if you've ever seen comedy in an arena. It's not good.

I've, you know, it's just like. Well, I've done it when I did the oddball tour. But it was, you know. 17,000, which is not... That's crazy. No, no, no, no, I know. There's people getting arrested and shit in the audience. I have no, no, no, dude.

That's not even a joke. No, no, no, I'm mad. Seriously. Like, I know. After the Matt shows, we're in, you know... Someone gets assassinated. They come in and they go, yeah, we had to kick out like. 900 people got kicked out.

And you're like, what? Did you see the section they kept the fucking walruses in? Yeah, yeah. Like, what? Yeah. And you're just doing this. They weren't booing. They were orffing.

You're just going like this. Yeah, guys. Yeah, I know. I think it's great, but I'm just saying it's like, I can't imagine. Yeah. I used to get mad going to a concert and having bullshit scenes. No, I know, I know, I know. I know.

I don't really get it. Honestly, I would like to see it like a Matt Rife show. People just want to be a part of it. Yeah, no, I know that at a certain point. It's that. Yes, of course. Yeah. Which is fine.

Well, you're not going to see someone because they're funny and not not at that level. Yeah, yeah. And not saying that they're not. They are. Like, these guys are funny. but like you're just going because it's the thing, which is great. Oh, dude, you want to hear something embarrassing. I went to a show off Broadway.

I went to show off Broadway in New York. Went to the Stranger Things play. It's like the prequel right before the show. You would have dug it here. It is on Broadway. It's regular. Yeah, it was a play? Yeah, it's regular Broadway.

Sorry. No, it was dope. It was dope. Here's the problem, though. Broadway's old. So the seats are really small and rigid. So we stayed for like whatever 90 minutes. Then during the intermission, I looked at my girl.

I'm like, I got to go. Wow. My knees in fucking bad. I got to freak the fuck out. My knees hurt so bad. I was so closed in. I'm like, she's like, we're not going to see the end. And I'm like, you can stay.

I'll go outside. Oh, wow. Wow. Was it a musical? No? I think we should do. No, I don't like musicals. Oh, I love musical.

I would love to do Golden Hour on Broadway. Let's do Golden Hour with a musical. On Broadway. Just one day, the whole episode. there's just, we're just, you know, singing. Actually, it would be so long, dude. I know. The episode would be fucking nine days.

What's this? What's this? Is this real? No, it's AI. Oh, oh, wow, I didn't even see that. That's hilarious. Look at the walruses, Bubba. Oh, there's walruses.

I didn't even see that. That's hilarious. Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know what? That's how it is. You'll hear, you hear crazy stuff after the shows. Crazy stuff.

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Hazzaw. Pluto TV, stream now, pay never. You're welcome. Oh, you don't know what's going on. I saw a thing like they were showing a Corey Holcomb show. And they were showing like, you know, somebody was like filming the crowd. And you just see people doing shit,

roaming around or people just leaving and stuff like that you know you know he's just like up you you just hear him in the background doing his thing blah blah blah blah blah you know you just kind of you don't know they're grinding yeah just grinding it out and then people are either someone's fighting or someone's yelling out or someone's you know people are leaving hold on an orgy yeah you're just kind of like oh yeah and you're just up there like you know and then the chicken yeah yeah I don't know. It's weird. Wow. I don't. Yeah. I don't. Yeah. Wow. I mean, you know, you see some of this footage of like, like, people taking of like Shane Gillis at the fucking. Yeah. And you're just like, oh my God.

Well, what about like Dodger Stadium? Right. Yeah. You know. I mean, that's, but I get, but him I get completely because I bet you there's like a large percentage of the crowd that is, you know, kids. Yeah. Yeah. Because he, everybody could go to his show,

which is great. That's like a killer thing when you can imagine, you know, you wanted to go see a comic you like and you could take Calvin and really. You're just sitting there, you know?

Yeah. I mean, it's like that's... They can't even come to my show. Yeah. And he pussy was like, blah, no, but my, I just had,

Wolf just turned two everybody. Yeah, yeah, nice. Happy birthday. Yeah. I had a great, really cute. On my story, I have the tariff pants. Are you two? Yeah.

Right now? There's the tariff pants. Oh, wow. Looks cool. Oh, there's my thing I have too high, Chris. Oh, bro. It's still too high? Yeah.

Look at the fucking thing how high it is in the back. Oh, wow. She's about fucking seven feet tall. That is so, that is so. That is so high. high when he said me i was like you know that's too fucking high you you know it though yeah she told me to put it there that's crazy and then i'm going like this to you know what i'm like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah always that's a secret bro that's a hack always hang stuff lower you'll be pleasantly surprised

i'm telling you man my mom told me growing up and i rolled with that man it's too high if you have to put a tv above a fireplace okay i get it but you shouldn't we had too many people it was Do you agree with that? I'm very passionate about TVs being too high. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. My TVs aren't too high. So you have to if you want to, you know, we have a room at the fireplace. You got to put TV above that.

But yeah, you know, I have a, I did that thing. I got a TV in every room there. Yeah, yeah. I had to do it. Yeah. I want to have them in the bathroom. Yeah, I saw Bobby the other night. Oh, he looks a fucking old there.

Yeah, well, he was tired. Yeah. He looks like his brother a lot right there When he really loses his weight He looks like Steve a lot So did he lose weight? Yeah Oh he lost a lot of weight

Really? Yeah he's really slender Oh is that pick Yeah he talks about it Oh I don't know He has a video where he threw He did it He took too many shots

And he like Just was throwing up Oh God Yeah When I saw him the other night Is uh Um Wow man

So like, Theo said BML and YL. What does that mean? Look at Theo's comment. I know, what does it mean, though? Black Lives Matter. BLM and YL. Lives matter. Got it.

Only Theo. The, um, I know that people don't, people, you know, they don't know that everybody's still friends. It's so, you know. Yeah. I get the universe. They thought you weren't friends? Yeah. Yeah.

The universe has weird thoughts. Oops. Oh, do they? How do you even know anything? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, man. But, you know, but I can't believe this kid is too. It's crazy.

Bobby Lee? Yeah. Yeah, no, that's cool. Yeah. Then we did like, you know, you know how you, so we had this taco guy come. And so we had a Christmas party and the guy came and we paid for just 15 people, you know? Okay. And then like 27 people showed up.

So this time, you know, we schedule. It says on the RSVPs that's six. 65 people are going to come. Oh, God. So we got tacos for like 30, and it still worked out. Dude. You know, Skyler Stone? You know, Skyler Stone.

You know, Skylar Stone. He was having it. He had a party. Oh, a benefit show for his school? No, no, no. He had a party at his house for his kid or something. And, uh, um, Mike Linochee.

No, I think this was before them even. This is a while ago. but Mike Lanocchi, it might have been, but Mike Linocchi RSVPed him plus, you know,

like 50. The wife just saw the number, she got everything and Mike didn't even show up. Oh my God, bro. And I was like,

that is such a fucking asshole. He's like, well, she should know I'm not going to show up with 50. I'm like, no, bro. You're an adult.

Yeah. That sucks. Fucking asshole. Dude, she was so mad. Of course she was. I was mad. One of our neighbors were mad at us because they had a party.

And Rachel said we were going to come. So it was going to be three of us. Okay. And we didn't go. Yeah. So then Rachel's roaming around the neighborhood. And then she went to another party. That person's there.

And the lady was like, hey, what happened? What do you live? Fucking Cabo? Yeah. So many parties? Yeah. Yeah. It's just people love having parties in our neighborhood.

Oh my God. I can fucking live as Ibitha. one more time got me feeling so for you you know we have like a lot it was great man all the kids now this stuff rachel does too like she so she would like people brought gifts but she doesn't sure who's gifts were what so she goes on the google cam yeah oh that's hilarious the front door cam and she's like oh okay so they brought white lady shit yeah yeah so for sure dude and then she goes and then she says okay she wrote like a text message like here's what i want you to send this person and here's a picture of wolf with the gift please send that to your

friend. You know what I mean? She's like OCG about that kind of thing. Well, white woman's But then she goes like this though. Then she looks and goes Oh, she saw like two of her friends came and didn't bring gifts. So she's like Oh, screenshot at the front door like This is hilarious. Wow. And then she's also like

She's also like in the backyard cam. She's like And look how many tacos. Oh! Oh, she's great for you. Yeah, she's great for you. Oh my God. She's the best. Yeah. She is the absolute best. Wow. Wow. Okay, so, oh shit, I was going to ask you about something.

Now I forget. Oh, who cares? The tacos were good. Thanks for asking. Anybody stand out eating too many tacos? Oh, man. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Why did you have a taco party, Eric? Did you tell us why you had the party? No, it's his son's first day. My son's two year old. What I want to know is, how'd the neighbor get mad? What'd they say? They just got mad because they were like, yeah, you didn't show up. As if like, I don't know why it was such a thing.

But I was telling him, Rachel, like, you can't, say you're going to do something and not do it because here's the thing when you live in a neighborhood like how I live right right right you see people right right so then it comes of the thing where you're having a party where you got to go well we got to invite them like if people can see your house you have to invite them to the party that's why I make no friends because they see other neighbors walking over it's like to you know I make I say no friends and I'll tell you what you're talking about your Apple guy came over and have a party and not invite him I won't see what happens as a matter of fact I'll go over his

house, I'll tell him he's not invited. That's how I'm going to do it. Because I don't, I don't, I, I, I want people to know they're invited or not invited. I want you to know you're not invited. And they're going to know when they see other people walk in. No, no, I want them to know ahead of time. I want them to have days and days where they're like, like there's six house. There's like six or eight houses on my immediate street, you know, only some of them are invited. The other people get knocks on the doors. Hey, just let you know, I'm having a party. It's going to be loud. You're not invited. So. And, and people are going to be parking in your driveway. Yeah. Yeah, we had so many people. Yeah, we had so many people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and by the way, if you see the family next door, tell them to come on over. But I like all the, I invite comics that have kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like a whole different. It's great, like, Mo Mandel, you know, his. Does he have kids? Yeah, he's got a, he just had a son and he has his daughter.

Oh. You know, so then Wolf is like playing football with the, you know. I thought about Mo Man Del the other day, dude. Yeah, man. So there's a lot of people like that. I like to invite, you know, who's got kids? Come on by. It's a great thing.

I've never been, this is something I've never, you know. Yeah. So I was like, oh, let's do this. Wow. You know what I mean? This guy lives in freaking Texas rodeo guy over here. Oh, Callan and fucking everyone out there lives. He's gone.

Callan with his like seven kids. What other? Eight different women. I went to Callan's house for the first time. Nice. During the snowstorm, I had to go pick Callan up. How was it? We don't hang out, we don't hang out outside the podcast.

I haven't seen him since we've been here. Oh, that's, I haven't seen him once. And how was? Yeah, it's just what it is. Yeah. And how? So he lives so far. I had to pick him up

because his car couldn't go in the snow I had to pick him up he lives in Arkansas basically I'm like buddy why even moved to Austin he's in the middle of fucking no bro he facetimey he was getting out of the

comedy mothership facetime me in the car we face time for like a half an hour and I was like buddy where are you going and he was like home I'm like you live so far away yeah

you're like two teenagers of fucking car Of course you have to call Brendan, because he's got like a tractor on 58s. He could just, you know, I'm coming. Yeah, I was the only one that could pick his ass up. And you literally, you go through the woods and then it's like a community of like, I don't know, like 10 homes. And some butch lesbian came out. He's like, she's the best.

I'm like, all right, man. Well, I mean, it's, you know. Yeah, no, hey. Hey, listen, man. I don't know if you heard about this thing where they're trying to charge. mileage tax for driving in California. Oh, come on, dude. This is almost going to pass.

And I'm like, are you kidding me? Yes. This is what I don't understand. So you're going to, you, you, you, you, I like electric cars, but I don't like the idea of forcing people to have electric cars. You can't make that a thing and then be mad. You're losing out on gas tax and then be like, oh, how are we going to, how are we going to supplement that?

Oh, let's do a mileage tax. And this is for electric cars or any? Any car. It's for gas cars. It's for anybody, you know. That sucks for people that have a gas car. I was thinking about California and how, like, you know, how expensive it is and shit. And then I was like, yesterday I was at the park with my kids and it was 76 degrees.

And I had just flew back from Milwaukee. That was six. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, I guess it's worth it. Yeah. I'll get it. Yeah. I mean.

Just one little. Even that heat. I mean, it is expensive. Even that heat in Austin, in Texas. Well, I actually, I'm down for that. I don't like heat. Oh, man. Fry me.

Eric, the heat, the heat, especially where you live, Bubba, it's the same. Fry me. It's the exact same. The heat ain't a reason not to move here. I'm making it's not, it's the city. The valley's hotter than here, Bubba. The valley's hotter than here, I can tell you. I'm bacon, dude.

What? By the way, remember? The difference, fuck the heat. The difference is the winners. Oh, the winners suck here. Ah. The winter, fuck the ice storms. That's what they didn't tell me about.

LA doesn't have any of that. That's the benefit of that. That's the benefit of L.A. I'll never do that. See, I didn't know they had that. Yeah, they do, dude. I don't know. Me neither.

I knew, dude. I do my research. I don't know. I didn't know it. I knew it. I knew. You didn't check the weather patterns before you moved?

That's only you. I just don't broke. The only place, the only place. The only place. Who's going to tell you? The only place in America that's okay to fucking live. He gave me a heads up. He's not even talking.

I'm not talking. I'm not talking. No, dude. There's a delay. The only weather, the only place that's okay. weather-wise in America is fucking Southern California that's it

Florida Florida will fucking pick you up and take you somewhere else with the wind You know it'll rain It'll be out This is Florida You go you walk outside You go oh it's raining

You go in to get your jacket You come out What happens to the fucking rain? Look I like Florida I also like Phoenix But that's too hot people think But I'm just saying People don't think

It's fucking hot in Phoenix What do you mean? I've gone to Phoenix where it's midnight and it's 106 degrees. I'm like, I'm out. So that's what I'm saying. People think it's too hot in Phoenix. No, people don't think it's too hot.

It is too hot. I don't think so. I personally love it. Anyways, but I get you. And that's why they send, that's why the whole country is sending their homeless here. I know.

Yeah. Well, that's why you don't live downtown. You don't live in Hollywood. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah. I'm even, I was living in Culver City. You can't live in Culver City either. I know.

I know. You can't raise a kid. Everywhere. It's so fucked up, yeah, man, it sucks. You know what I mean? But you got my wife out

with her stroller and then like she's got to pass an encampment? Who wants that? Yeah. I go back and forth like I guess it's worth it. Yeah, but you live.

No, well, Apple Orchard. Dream. Yeah, my shit is. You know what I mean? My shit is nice. Next to like the mobster

I need you to hold these apples for me. Crystal has them and the guy's going to come over one day. Hey, uh, you got my apples? I did you, I did you something. Nice.

You didn't eat tapoos. No, no, there's drugs in them. Oh. I don't get an invitation of your party. Yeah, yeah. I give you 20 apples. You don't.

Imagine if you actually live next to like, no, this would be, then this would be, you're living next to a dude that's obviously in witness protection. Yeah. Oh.

You know? And he just comes over with your partner and he's looking at him. With a mustache. You, uh, yeah. Looks like you're in a party. Oh, God.

Hey, guy. guy. It's just so stressful. I feel like I'm that guy. He's like, oh, no, he's next door. Yeah. It's like, I didn't know. There's like, there's neighborhood etiquette.

That's why it's good to live in like, like, how Brendan lives in a great, like, you don't, can you see your neighbors? Oh, yeah. Super close. They'll pick the kids up from school. They'll pick him up the bus stop for us. Okay. This is what I'm saying there. Every week.

Well, that's what I mean. When you live in a neighborhood where you can see everybody, it becomes a thing now where you're like, you can't have a birthday. party without letting everybody. No, but also they're homies. My thing with the neighborhood is to go. They're also homies. Yeah, but each year you decide

you're going to not invite. I told Rachel, I said, no, what you do is you tell the neighbors, hey, if you want to swing by, say hi. That's how you do it. Swing by and say hi.

That's good. You're not invited to the party, but you are invited to come by and go, how you doing? Yeah. Hey, thanks for coming. No. But one of these, though.

Hey, hey, thanks for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get a taco and get out of here. Oh, so glad you swung by. So, yeah, so this is our neighbor. Great. Well, yeah. You're Mr. Party.

You guys have a lot of parties. You have a lot of parties at your old place. My wife has lots of parties. Yeah, well, there you go. But I'm there, and there can be fun. They can be fun. And I'm not having a Super Bowl thing this year, though. We got invited somewhere, so we're going to go to that.

I might. I usually like to go to Vegas, but I think I might have a Super Bowl thing. Oh, yeah, you do, huh? Yeah. But it's what you do? You know, it's like, yeah. But like, the thing is, like, Rachel, went to a party in our neighborhood.

That's how we got this taco guy. And I was like, why are you getting a taco guy? I'll just cook on the grill. She was like, no, I don't want you cooking on the grill because I want you to help me with Wolf. You, you disagree. And then I can't get any help, but I'm doing everything. So I'm going to get a taco guy so you could just be present. And she was right.

You're like, all right, I'll do another weekend. I'll do another weekend to pay for it. All right. That's exactly what happens. how many times you've been like all right I'll do another weekend alright I'll do another weekend

you really want that fucking goddamn yeah yeah that's what you have to do I'll do another weekend okay hey fine I'm going to Syracuse or whatever the fuck you know what I mean

yeah you really want that you really want to do that party yeah hey I guess I'm gonna be in Colorado spring you're gonna try to book shit yeah that's what my thing is remember when we remember the remember the

we talked about me putting my mom sneezing bit online right did you do it because I was like I'm never gonna do that bit remember how I was, let me, hold on, let me set it up right. Remember, I wasn't going to, I was like, I'm just going to put it up there because somebody made me think of my mom together and I'm not going to turn into a bit. And you were like, yeah, maybe you should.

And I was like, and I was like, I'm going to put it on. I don't know how else it's going to do it. It got a million views. Say, bonkers. Yeah. I didn't think it would. I didn't think it would. Well, that's what I'm saying.

Things are what they are. You never know. Yeah, you don't know. You don't know what I mean? So that, but that's why you should like when you look at that stuff later, you might want to go, do I want to make this a bit? Right. Because don't think of it like, oh, no one cares about this.

Right. No, no, no. But maybe because it was so nonchalant is the reason why it went, Monkers. Maybe. I mean, it is funny, but it's just. I want to see, you don't have a, we need to see a clip of the roast master general. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The UFC roaster. No clips. They didn't want to, uh, I get that. They didn't want. So, yeah, they didn't want it to air. Yeah. That's good. You know what?

Award show was on DeZone. Good. Let it, just let it live on its own. People have their experience and they move on with their life. But I tell you one thing I do want to see, and I can't find it anywhere because I keep seeing these clips. They had this Mariah Carey tribute thing for the music cares or something. And the amount of people that were there and all these people singing her songs for her, I was like, I would like to see that. And I don't know where.

Oh. I just saw some clips and I was like, ah, damn, these people are jamming on these songs. I don't want to see that. You don't want to say? You're not a Mariah Carey fan? No, I think she's really talented. I know, but she's been around long enough now that she's almost Aretha Franklin. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Totally. So it's like, I just don't want to watch. She's getting near because Ryan Carey's got to be like 50. No, she's over that. You think so? She's over 50.

No, no, I bet she's in her 50s. No, but she's 50s. Yeah, because she's in her 50s. Yeah, because she's in her 50s. Yeah, that's not 60. No, she's 56. She's 56. I mean, ain't that something.

She's still pretty. I remember when she turned 50. I remember that. I remember it like it was yesterday. You were six years ago, yes. Yeah, six years ago. I, uh, yeah, she's great. I mean, I just, she got real thick.

She got real thick. She got like unhealthy thick. Oh, really? Just, you know, you get, it happened. But I think she's back down now. Is there a current picture, Nick? Yeah, she's. Or she's still thicker than the snickers.

She's clearly a woman in her 50s. You know what I mean? And it's like, it's fine. You know what I mean? mean yeah look at her it's just titty's good well my leg day was fucking intense yesterday she's auntie maria now I like it well I'm gonna have cake soon oh yeah she's pretty cake well my shit is I kind of have some cake

but I was doing what are you talking about right now I'm saying I was doing really I had an intense leg day yesterday what's going on when you're doing leg day so when you're like on the thing and you're leg in it what do you what's in your mind dude nothing are you telling yourself you're just like I'm fucking killing leg day I don't I don't I don't I'm killing it. That's when I'm zoned out. It's awesome.

It's like drugs. I'm just like, uh, picking up weights, just like, uh, somebody might talk. Somebody might come up and talk to me.

I might be nice. Oh, wow. Yeah, I'm just like, uh, what? Yeah,

nice shoes. Uh, so if you want to borrow money from Chris, it's leg day. Hit him up in the gym and you're like, what happened all my money? I zoned out. What do you think about,

Brendan, when you're lifting a Volkswagen. I listen to a podcast. Yeah, not me, bro. No, really? It just makes the time go by. No headphones. No headphones.

Nah, fuck all that shit. You're so weird. You're so weird, dude. This guy has to hypnotize himself before he goes to the gym. You know what I mean? He's outside the thing going like this. You are not at the gym. I saw this guy, one other guy had no headphones on.

and I guess he saw me a few times and the fourth time he saw me and he goes like, no headphones man. And I was like, what? And he was like, I don't wear headphones either. And I was like,

oh yeah, it's just us, huh? Because everyone has his headphones on. And now I got to fucking talk to the guy. Yeah, yeah, that's what you did. He's cool though. He's coming to your next party. I'm going to invite him to some of them

and not invite jobs. But yeah. But when he comes to the party, everybody has headphones on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or those, you know those parties where you, what are those? Silent Disco.

You go, you enter the door like this. Hey, welcome. Come on in. We got a, I want a silent disco, but the only thing we're listening to is congratulations. Oh, yuck.

God, Chris, you're just nowhere in America coming up, buddy. Yeah. No, not a little bit, but I am in Austin in March. But yeah, we will probably be there too.

Yeah. So look out March 20th. Montreal. Going on sales soon. Yeah, no American. All right, Chris, they're coming.

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