The Golden Hour - Fupa Tax | The Golden Hour #117 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: January 31, 2025

The guys talk their babies first birthdays, discipling their kids, being so rich you don't have to use condoms, being a game show host, Nick sucking off the boys and his AI crime story featuring Matt Rife, Brendan selling his house and beating Strongmen Thor Bjornsson and Mitchell Hooper in a grip strength contest, Selena Gomez's new movie Emilia being terrible, a booty eating survey, Erik's epic movie rant and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code GOLDEN.

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us As I show you, use the love, just rebrand it enough It's stronger, bigger power cuz it is the golden hour So wolf is gonna be one oh, yeah, I know I'm not that sucks that I'm gonna be out of town It's a bummer. I know but it's like I not doing, my other buddy hit me up, he was like,

one, he was like, oh, cause he has a baby too, they just turned one like a couple months ago, he was like, oh man, it cost me thousands. The one year old part, yeah. Yeah, and I said, oh, don't worry, that's not. We're not doing that? We're not doing that. I'm just like, I'm not,

it's not gonna be a petting zoo or clowns. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just not doing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that. But it is exciting. It's for, well the one year old party is for, I guess it's for the parents, right? I don't know. I don't know.

No? It depends on like, I always think that it's just, I think it's just like the mom showing off. Yeah, oh yeah, it can be, sure, yeah. You're inviting people over to your place for the first time and all this stuff. Yeah, yeah, right, right, right. Like yesterday I was cleaning up and building stuff

and I was like, hey, what are we doing? She was like, why won't this room cleaned up? Oh, you know what, ever since we went to your place. Oh no. And like, no, no, no, it was good because you have that, that's usually like a little foyer. Yeah, the, yeah. You turned that into like a kid's room.

Playroom, yeah. We have one of those too. If you have that. And I said to her, I was like, oh, we gotta do the same thing. But up to this point is where we've kept, we're still unpacking. And I have like a fold up table that we put mail on.

So it's like, oh, let's clear this out and make that. Yeah. It's perfect for that. But there was no light in there. So I had to put a light up in there last night. Right, damn. Yeah, we have that room that is great. It is really great.

I mean, that's just, I mean, the rest of the house still gets dirty as hell because the kids don't care, but that is the main place where the toy, the pillows and blankets and forts and toys are, yeah. They just have no regard. Oh yeah, no. Kid or wife?

Oh, yeah. Both, but yeah. My, yeah, no,. Oh yeah, no. Kid or wife? Both, but yeah. Yeah, no, they don't, no. I mean, it's so funny. But yeah, Billy was in that room today, just like screaming. He is getting vocal, dude. Oh really? Just, ah, ah, mama, dah, dah.

Just like, yeah, screaming. Wills doing his thing that we can, now he can like turn himself around and get off the bed and get off Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but he just it's the same thing He gets off the bed and he runs over to like well not once he waddles or crawls over to right my side of the bed Uh-huh, and now I have to put all my shit away. What do you mean? What shit? Okay, so I want to I have like Oh, you mean on the table water. Yeah. I want to, I have like, here's my iPad. You mean on the table. Here's my water.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I hope it doesn't knock it all down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. The humidifier, you know what I mean? And he's just over there like, you know, I don't like. Yeah. They all do that. Yeah. And then I say to Rachel, I said, why are you letting him? Because when I'm not there, she's like, you got to put out your stuff away.

I was like, don't let him go over there. Right. Right. Right. You could do, you know what? Well, it's been good for us. I mean, it still happens, but if we just look at Billy and we just say no, no,

and we do that enough to where he knows, he goes, okay. It doesn't mean he won't go back to do it, but just go no, no. And now I ask Billy stuff and he goes no, no. But Wolf's starting to know that he's doing something wrong Yeah. Yeah, because he was like, yeah over on her stuff I said wolf what are you doing? Yeah, and he just crawled Bro I was like, oh no, I said you're gonna be a man is yeah

Start he's like we're just getting star. Yeah. Yeah. yeah. He just laid down like he didn't do anything wrong. Or he'll do like this. I'd say, what are you doing? Then he'll just like, you know, hand you whatever the thing is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I know. I'm not supposed to have this, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, and they can't. I don't know how they, like, if you could have all kind of stuff right here, teddy bears, whatever, you know? Mm-hm. Oh. Uh-oh. That's Rachel. Now you're breaking shit.

I don't know. Wow. This is the picture of Rachel and I broke. Well, the glass broke. That's like, she's like, stop talking about me. Same, yeah. It's a bad omen. I know, and then like, her relationship is shattered.

Mine's good. I gotta go fuck my own ass. Throw Brendan's down. Yeah, I know. But wow, what a cheap, anyway. Yeah, glass. They will find the most dangerous. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. The most dangerous thing they can find.

You gotta, you gotta watch them. You never, you can never stop. Dude, I was eating pasta and I was, I was, or no chicken. And I was cutting it for Billy and Billy was in my lap. And I just, I put the utensils down or as Calvin would call them new utensils. Um, and I just looked up for a second. Old tensils? Yeah. I looked up, I looked down for a second, Billy just got the knife like this.

And I'm just like, no, no, no, no, no. Stab his eye. Anyway. But yeah, I don't know how parents don't talk about their kids all the time, always. Like that's all I want to, that's what I think about and all I talk about. And my act now is what I talk about. I get people that are just like, oh, I mean, I mean some people are like oh you do talk about your kids And I'm like yeah, dude. That's my whole life. Yeah, isn't it? Yeah, I know what you mean

Like I I talk about I talk about Rachel. Yeah, I talk about yes. I talk about me But but I do talk cuz like I have a whole thing about the childbirth cuz it was crazy Yeah, but also you will though Calvin five, right? Right, right, right. I know and that's the thing start to happen. I'm starting to see but the thing is is like my wife does so many Crazy things. Yeah. Yeah that that are unbelievable right right right that I go Oh, so now I just now I just like wait for it. Yeah, I know. Same. It's really, uh, you know,

I go, Oh, I just tell her this. I go, Oh, thank you. Right. That's going on stage. Once you get, once you get, once you get good and good enough at standup comedy, it like, dude, I went, I was in Covina this past weekend and, um, just doing shows. I did a bunch of, you know, shows for the weekend. And I was like, the only way like I, I think I did five shows. I'm like, that's too many to do. I know it's too many.

And, uh, I'm like the only, so what I'm going to do then is at least work on stuff, like, I'm not going to just do the hour that I do on the road. So I went, I did new stuff and, uh, I realized like, you know, and you're like this too, but like, you can just kind of go up and talk about anything. You know what I mean? Like you could talk about, get, have an idea about something like, you know, and you're like this too, but like, you can just kind of go up and talk about anything. You know what I mean? Like you could have an idea about something like, Oh yeah. Like my, my wife and I, we had a conversation or kind of got an argument like three days before that. And I was like, I'm just going to talk about this on stage. It was like a 10 minute bit and everyone was with it the whole way. And yeah,

there were parts that were clunky, but I'm like, Oh, I'm like, this will work. This will be great. I know exactly what you're saying. You know what I'm saying? And it's like, and then, and then, and then if you're doing an hour and you're like, and then I like stop and I'm like starting to think about, I'm like, you know, this happened the other day, I'm like, bro, this is awesome. Well, what it is is like, you know your point of view.

Yes, it is that, yeah, yeah, yeah. You just know your point of view, and I just know like all the same stuff, like no matter what it is, like, so the other day I was in Century City mall I had to do something there you know yeah and then Rachel tracks me yeah so I get this text she's like oh I see you're just in City Mall you know you should take your ring to Tiffany's and get it cleaned that's already funny yeah no but I'm like so

you're just texting me stuff you want to do. Yeah, it's already funny. You know what I mean? But then what I'm saying is like, it's bro, it writes itself. Yeah. I know. Then I just add my thing to it. The next thing she's going to be like, Oh, you should get a Louis Vuitton purse. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. But then, but then when I realized, when I look at all the things that I talk about with her, I was like, oh, this is a lot of like, all this stuff is

the things that she does. She does, you know, and it's like, but the thing is, I talk now on stage, I'll say, listen, I know I'm gonna talk about marriage, and you may think I'm trashing it, I'm just letting you know I love being married. But it's just different, you know, it's different, and this is why. These are all the different. It's different and this is why.

These are all the different ways it's different. You know what I mean? So it's like, that's the thing. And then you add a kid, the kid element to it. Because this is the weird thing too, is like before kids, you might be having a disagreement and you could be like, we talk about pay out of bills. Right, right, right.

Whatever you might say. Now know, now it's, they have this like massive trump card that trumps everything. She's always just like, well, I'm taking care of the baby. You know what I mean? Depends how big the bills are, but yeah, I. I don't think it matters to them. No, no, no, no, no.

You know what I mean? I guess it doesn't though, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? It's human life and it's your kids. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure even like, even like Bill Gates could get a chick pregnant, she'll be like, what did you do? I mean, because I.

I was thinking about that. I was thinking about if you were, you know, Elon Musk has a bunch of kids, like if you were worth $500 billion or whatever Elon is worth. And like that is just kind of licensed to just never use condoms. You don't have to.

What's the minimum number? Of what? Of, oh, got it. Can't remember how much money you make. There it is. The minimum number for that, the minimum number for that is... Like the legit, like you make this amount of money per year.

I'm just going to nut in whoever I don't care. Have a kid, whatever, here you go. What's the number? That's a good question. It depends really how much you're interested in sex and stuff too. No, because at this point, first of all, if you're doing that. A single guy. If you're even a single guy, if you're doing that, you know that there's a

possibility that this person could get pregnant. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's going to happen if you keep doing that. Yeah. But I'm saying, and you're rich. Yeah. So what I'm saying, so you're, I'm saying you're rich and you're with this girl and you know, you know, you know the stories. You know, it's like,

I guess it would have to be 150 million would be the bottom number. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh wow. Because women, bro, 300,000 you can, but think about, yeah, but if you're just doing this, I'm thinking of like a single dude worth a lot of money that's relatively attractive, why wouldn't he be doing that all the time? Okay, all right, so here's the thing though, so you know, this is strange,

you're strangely responsible in this scenario. Okay. But it's good, because I'm with you. Yeah, my thing is like, alright I got I'm not saying I would do it You got a hundred million dollars. Yeah, all right You are you just out here busting in you just bust it leaving it you need you leading girl But you know this to that you also want to be a good father. Well, okay. Yeah, if you do yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, but then what does that mean? So now it means it's like, OK, so now you've got this girl.

Right. Who you got pregnant. So you got all her medical bills. And you want to make sure your kid is OK. Right. OK, so now she got to live. Well, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. $150 million is what I'm saying. OK, I got it. And they need to live nice. Yeah. I mean, it's going to be a condo at first. That's fine, though.

But it could be a nice condo. But I'm saying, if you have like 15 kids, which is totally possible, and you want them to have. It's a million a kid. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like to look at your face. But I'm saying like, it's a million a kid.

That's very responsible. So if you have a million a kid. That's very responsible. So if you have a million a kid that's 15 millions. Boom. All right. Gone. A year. For them.

A year. You got to keep working and I still want private jet money. How much? And there's new bitches I got to bust. Exactly dude. You can't just. So I'm saying come on dude. Does Nick Cannon make that kind of money?

So I'm saying, I don't know if he makes that much, dude. That's why he be hosting. Oh, dude. He'll host my wedding. He's like, hi, this is Nick Cannon, and we're doing bingo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The bingo podcast. Yeah.

He's just out here hosting. Yeah. Black ass, I mean. So I'm saying, but here's the deal. I used to think game show hosts was the worst job, and I realized something. If you get to be like 55, game show host is the best job. You don't think I'm trying to be a... I thought...

Sargeant fan! Yeah. But if you're... I'm looking to be that guy. If you're 25, that job is horrible. If you're 55, bro, you're just phoning it in Wayne Brady doing the, you know, you know, that is gangster. You do three episodes a day. Oh, I used to, I used to say game show host is the word. I said it. There's footage of me on my podcast saying there's nothing worse than

that. But if you're 50, I'm like, Oh, if you're 55, you do a game show? Cut to it. I'm your host, Chris Delita. And happy, dude. Yeah, you can be home. Yeah, bro. Anyway. So we're saying 150 million, you have to have 150 million in the bank,

and you have to make a certain amount of money annually because 150 million is gonna be gone. Well, I guess I'm saying- In four years. I guess I'm saying the minimum amount of 150 has to be, also, for me, like, okay, I'm not gonna be making 150 million anymore. What if that happens?

Yeah. So I. That's basketball players. Right, exactly, yes, exactly. Yeah, what are you supposed to do? Own a wings place. Oh yeah, that's right. Start a fuckin', you know. Yeah, what are you supposed to do? Uh, go own a wings place get started start a fucking, you know, yeah, um uh gonna be in santa rosa and stockton this weekend and uh, i'm here this weekend denver and uh,

Go to chris lee.com. I'm gonna be in road island Uh a lot of different places portland, maine port uh, portland oregon. just go chrisley.com to calm is coming up Have you been a Spokane's coming up? It was a places chrisley.com what I just was a day near improv. It was great Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was great good place And I got a bunch of dates coming up too So and I got an Erick and friends at the improv the lab nice coming up on the sixth Then I'm oh I had to cancel my other Erica friends at Flappers.

Oh yeah, at Flappers. But I'm gonna do that, I'm getting another date for that. Because you thought your house might catch fire. Yeah, crazy man. That was close, you sent the pictures? Yeah, it looked, you know actually when I realized, when you look at the map, it looked closer than it was. But then we're watching the news,

and the guy in the news is all like, he's all like, listen, if you see smoke, if smoke's over your, the fire's coming, get out of here. But then we still were kind of like chilling and we got this lady in the neighborhood whose husband is a fire captain, she's great, she's information. Little panicky though.

Well, I bet her that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. A little panicky though. You know, like. Well, I better that way then. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's the, exactly. Yeah, Vince Vaughn was in there, right? The guy who inseminates all the women. Yeah. That's crazy. You imagine you finally have 100 kids?

That took two, yeah, that was why my fucking dates weren't up. I'm like, I guess I'll just do it by memory. He's fucking putting my face on Vince Vaughn's face. Yeah so you put your house is okay. Yeah everything's okay but they did evacuate us. Dude I sent you guys that thing that AI is crazy. About what? Like these AI things where you can just make it own pick. So I wrote I just I put in the AI a Karen is calling the cops on black kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right, just to see if it would do. It's just a white lady with three black kids. I'm surprised it was so not politically correct. Well, I guess when it comes to white people, they don't care, but they did have the black lady, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On one of them, which is funny. What did you use for that?

Instagram oh Really? Instagram AI Wow Twitter's got one too grok and it's I don't know if you guys have blue check marks But it's it used to be only if you had the check mark, but now it's free. Yeah Let's take a break. Can we take a little break? This ain't a little itty bitty tiny bowl. This is the Super Bowl. Yeah, it's not teeny at all, is it? And you know the Chiefs aren't it because of the refs on their side.

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Hey, can you write me? a paragraph in the middle of a crime novel about a private detective trying to find a guy and he can't, and he's this and that and so on. A paragraph, just right away, just talking about the shadows on his face. I'm just like, this is hilarious. You know what I mean? And so I copied it and sent it to Brian Callan.

And then I under that, after that, sent the text anyway. Right? Like just like, and then the next morning I wake up because I did it late at night. Next morning I wake up and he says, holy shit, did you read, did you write that? That's amazing. He's like, okay. He knows, so he's like, is there more?

So I write to him, oh man, I don't know, I'm really insecure about showing it. You know? Like, it's just like, it took a lot to show you that but like I don't know I guess so I then I go to chat CPT I go the end can you just do the end paragraph of the last where you realize that the guy the private eye is trailing was in his head and made up the whole time and it was him that he okay so it's like and I finally got him and I punched him and then that's when I realized I snapped into it and it was and it was the only

ghost I was chasing was me the case was me the whole time like whatever and so I sent it to him and he goes dude that's like unreal amazing right so I'm like yeah pretty cool huh he was like no no, man, I was thinking about writing a crime novel, obviously, he'd been cowling and shit, but I was gonna write a crime novel, and now yours is so good, fuck that, I'm gonna give up. I'm like, no, I don't give up.

And he's like, no, forget it, I suck, dude, I'll never get published. I was like, no, dude, don't even worry about it. And then I used AI, I said, make a cover to a crime novel and I said this is my book cover I'll send it to you but I called it the crazy detective and it's got a detective with a fucking anyway so I was like did you write one and he was like yeah and I said well yours, bro. He sent me his and he just wrote it. It took so, it was so badly written and he voice

texted it. I'm sure it was so ridiculous. And it was so funny because it's like he's 60, you know, he's just like, Oh, I'll just, I'll do it. Like you can just get it in one second, you know, he's just like I'll just I'll do it Wait, how did he have a full book? What like what he sent you was the only part of it cuz you should take it and be like hey I finished this off for you with AI That's funny. Yeah, are you gonna do is put it in the AI and say like, hey, fix this for me and complete this. Okay, I'll do that.

If you send it to me, I'll do it. Hey man, I actually took a stab at. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's hilarious. I took a stab at your thing. What do you think? Dude, his was so bad and it was like, I mean, it was so, it was about a PI that got locked up and then all these dudes take their turns on him of course.

I mean, just very Callan. It's a little Shawshanky. I wrote to him, I was like, Callan, this is like, it's less of a crime novel and more of a- Erotica? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Gay erotica. But with a detective?

Oh my God, and you guys saw I sent you another... Did you see that, Chris? Yeah, I did. Matt Rife love. It'll go back up. Well, let's talk about that. One of Matt Rife's wives. And the lady can't write. I mean, it was like...

Who's AI? I mean, it's unbelievably stupid. That is crazy. The lady just said that. She was like, this is the third time I've been duped by a Matt Rife imposter? Hey, lady, change. Don't show her name.

No, no, they won't. They'll be bad. So she goes, so hi, my name is blah blah. I was in love with your friend Matt Rife until I got scammed by BYE, by the way. Three of them on TikTok. The two one, the two, the two one, I lasted a year. So she's talking to this guy for a year.

And the second, not too long. And the third one, I gave up on all these fake accounts. Just made me stop looking for him. I was too upset that I was taking advantage for these guys, they had no shame of taking them from an old lady like me, yeah, 49. But I should have known N-O-N-E better. But the heart knows what it wants

and I wanted my husband, Matt Rife, dot dot dot. But so many fake accounts of him that all three was telling to block one another. It was hard. Oh my God. In the beginning to give up, but I needed to end the heartbreak. Then she goes, just for the 411,

I moved on to someone better. And I responded, Brad Pitt? Yeah, I know, it's hilarious. But what's weird about this is, but what's weird about this is, and I actually, before you even sent this to I was I talked about this on my last episode of my last podcast what at what point like this is what if these dudes are getting money out of her that's

illegal right yeah so but at what point are you just like hey lady this isn't illegal you're an idiot I don't think it is illegal oh yeah you can't swindle somebody out of money, fraud them like that? Yeah, that's a little bit of fraud, because you're pretending to be someone you're not. I'm pretending to be someone else. You know, it'd be just like if you sent a letter

saying you were the IRS, you know, or you're impersonating someone, you know. So my point is, is like, what? No, no, no, but dude, listen. You're completely 1,000% correct. Okay. Like, no, here's my thing though. Here's my thing.

Two things can be true. Right, well yeah, of course. You know what I'm saying? It's like, she's an idiot. Yeah. And these people are messed up. Yeah. But the messed up people always find the idiots.

Right, right, right. I mean, that's just all there is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know we talked about this, but did you ever watch that documentary on Netflix, Don't Answer the Phone? Yes, I did. I did, yes, I did.

So that's a great example of what I'm talking about. Like, this guy is calling the McDonald's, telling the manager, like, yeah, you know, your employee is doing something, and yeah, bring her into the office, and they're on the phone for three hours, next thing you know the girl's naked and sucking off the manager. Yeah.

Because of like, so what I'm saying is like, what? Crazy! Chris, suck it off the manager bro! What? Like I was watching that documentary and just like, no. Because you're thinking to yourself, had never happened to me and a lot of times Right from the documentary a manager would be like who is this? So they were okay. I didn't get this guy right right right right there's always somebody there's always somebody that'll suck off a manager

You know but the manager getting his employee that would be like I'm on the phone like this I'm like Nick get over here I hear you're stealing from golden hour the next thing you know Nick sucking me off. How? How did they get to that? How? Like what? I just would be on the phone I would be on the phone like oh yeah? Nick he's trying to get me to suck. Also, how are you not liable? Because you're like undaunted. Oh really? Yes. All I heard is Nick is sucking the boys off. Nice.

He comes in like, and I go, yeah. He's like, we got a head fighter with the kids. Brian, I gotta go. Nick said he's gonna suck the boys off. I've been waiting for this day. I've been talking about sucking you off, Brian, for gotta go. Nick is finally sucking people off. Nick said he's gonna suck the boys off. I've been waiting for this day. I've been talking about sucking you off, Brian, for too long. We gotta stop this now.

I'm gonna go suck the other guys off. Yeah, so of course there's an element of they're idiots. And then there's an element of this person is like a maniacal, psychological mastermind. But it's crazy, dude. This is great. Okay. So Nick did AI. Let's not use the lady's name. Well, we won't say it, but we'll read this. So the synopsis, Nick put this in AI, the last laugh it's called. That's a terrible title. I love that title. After being,

I love that title. After being, well, after being scammed by three fake Matt Reif impersonators on TikTok, 49 year old blank blank discovers the real Matt and his director orchestrated the scheme for a, oh, and his director orchestrated the scheme for a viral comedy special, Heartbroken and Furious, The Lady,

Matt's inner circle, oh, infiltrates Matt's inner circle and kills him as director during his standup special filming. Wow! Location, huh? That's not terrible. She vanishes, leaving behind a trail

of darkly comedic clues and a final message. The last laugh is mine. I mean, can I tell you something, Nick? This is something we should do for this show. When we get these people calling in with their stuff, we should put it in the AI. Oh get these people calling in with their stuff, we should put it in the AI. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what I mean? It'd be like, make a action thriller with this. There's so much, there's so many shows like this though. When I turn on Netflix or whatever, really, I'm like, I just see the thumbnails and I'm like, oh, I know it doesn't stop. I guess I gotta put this on my watch list. I'll just put it on my watch list.

I'm like, I'll get to it, I'll get to it. I have so much shit on my watch list and I'm still watching Daxter. Yeah, it's so good. You know what I just started watching on Netflix? I used to be a huge Walking Dead fan. And then it just got crazy. Well, yeah.

I stopped watching. Because how many seasons they do? You't you can't sustain a show? But did they but the main guy who like left the show who probably thought I'm a star Yeah, it always happens, and then he wasn't He's back the show that he's back. It's so good The ones who lived yeah, so he's the secret sauce yeah, yeah, so hold on he's so no no But the other one is called Darrell Dixon like, so he got in a boat and went to Paris. Yeah. That one's great, too. OK. And I think what they're doing is

they're doing like Marvel. They're going to make all these like spin off shows and they bring the Walking Dead. So you love it. You just said you're saying you love it. No, no, no. I was saying the original was the original. It got bad. It got bad. And I stopped watching for years. Now it's on Netflix. So I'm like, let me just watch this. You can't go to the hotel. it's on Netflix so I'm like let me just watch this you can't hotel and I was like all right let me just yeah you can't you can't I mean after four seasons it's like you because you have to keep elevating it and then at some point you're just like all right it's the same thing yeah yeah yeah yeah zombies zombies always have family

members in trouble zombies always has the same theme. People are worse than the zombies. Right, right, right, right. That's the same theme on any zombie theme. Right, right, right, right, right. And the thing is, is like, what's great about it is that contrast is right in your face. So you have these like monsters eating people that won't stop, and then you have this contrast

of like a human being's doing awful shit. So it always plays with you psychologically, but after a while it's like, that's why if there's ever zombies, I'm just going to kill everybody. I see immediately because I don't know. We're already going, this is a bad road. We're going down. Sorry, bro. Dude.

Um, do you have any war? Dude, speaking of which there's another movie that is about a helper robot AI guy that turns on the family called Tim. Of course. It's like they keep that movie. They never stop making that movie. You know the one they also, they do Groundhog Day all the time too. There's one with Adam Devine.

There's one with Marlon Wayans. Tom Cruise. Yeah. They make it all the time. But Wayans? There's what Tom Cruise is. Yeah It's every day I love that I love that Tom Cruise one though tomorrow so that was good It was fun. It's groundhog day, but they keep that they do that we create it. Yeah now well, but it's just Terminator Terminator is always like gonna be mine Correct. Adam Devine did it? No, this was a Disney Channel original movie that was- That was so bad. It turned on, it was awesome actually, but. Oh, wow.

I love this movie. And that was what it was about? Yeah, and it's the chick from Sons of Anarchy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she turns evil. It's kinda scary. Oh, really? It's called Smart House?

Just when she turned evil, she was, yeah. You guys scared us again? Yeah. Boy, you know that's in the 90s just for white man Also, also it's called smart house if a movie came out now called smart house It would be about an AI house. It would literally be about a fucking no. It is an AI house. Oh it is Yeah, she's just like in a hologram is personified And you watch how old is it they? and you watch how old is it they

2000 1998 maybe oh they like a carpet just like absorbs it To determinator came out in eighties right yeah, so they always thought that right Yeah, you know it's gonna turn on well. I'm just saying calling this mark How we go on planes Chris yeah fine like we just watch movies mm-hmm man Yeah, fine like we just watch movies mm-hmm man The count of Monte Cristo that old movie no no no they there's a French remake really oh black guys No, it's all black guys. I'm telling you is so good. Oh, it's good. Oh, it's great. I'll watch that shit I'm in the plane just like nobody else watching this do you think it was good cuz you're on a plane No, no, no, he's white. He's white. No, no, no. It was good. Oh, you're joking.

No, no, it's good, man. It's like. He's white we can watch. No, no, it's good. Oh, really? It's good, huh? I loved, I loved, I loved. Okay, I'll watch it. But it's like I had to like read the movie. Now that's called the Te Pau Mothi Kipitikto, right? That's the Russian one. Oh, yeah, okay. That's cool. Did you feel everybody, did I miss the part, is your house firing? No fires? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, it burned down. Just checking. Yeah, no, it's okay, it's okay. If you was like, oh yeah, it burned down. I forgot to mention. But at this point, but it's like, at least that we got that rain, so now they're worried about the mudslides.

Yeah, I guess. Always something. I guess so, yeah. But you know what, I'm from California. I always remember this when I was a kid. There'd be a huge fire, then there'd be rains, and then the houses would be sliding down the hill. Yeah.

That was always a thing. And it was always in the rich neighborhoods. It's the way it goes. Right, yeah, don't live on a hill, I guess. Yeah. That would be the thing. But it was always, even as a kid, I was like, they're not gonna fix this?

Nah, man. You know what I mean? I'd be like, okay, so. Insurance is like, nah. Even as a kid, I like, they're not gonna fix this? Nah man. You know what I mean? I'd be like, insurance is like, nah. Even as a kid I would be looking at this and being like, damn that's probably a real expensive house. Like you didn't talk about this? Yeah, well they built it before that shit. Think of that realtor though that just is dead.

But when you're buying it, you're like, what if it like slides down like, ah, it never happened. Yeah, at a certain point in time. But it does. It does happen. Well cause like all the people it never happened. Yeah, at a certain point, it does. It does happen. Well, because like all the people in the Palisades, Malibu, like before they even built there, whatever it was 100 years ago,

they were warned like this is a crazy fire area, we should not build here. And now how do you know that? Because it's 100 years ago. How do you know that they were warned? Because to me, He's really a robot. It seems like

That you would be like Well, I don't know two things. They think they're gonna have the necessary precautions Yeah, yeah, but you just fires happen. But you also would think you also would think that You know That's not gonna happen. Yeah. Yeah, we would yeah Yeah, especially the people that live there they've been talking about this kind of stuff for years There's always been like measures to be like hey, we need to put the power. Yeah, I know right right and they're like not too expensive Yeah, so they don't get to me need to do this. We need to make sure we just don't do it

I mean even in New Orleans, I believe They had on the ballot like a voting batteries to fix the levies or improve Mardi Gras. And they improved Mardi Gras. Lit. Lit. Wow. And so then a thing happens and all of a sudden you know you're like Mardi Gras is fucking lit dude. So I say you look back what I would say is what we're always gonna make the horrible choice. The popular choice. Yeah. The choice that's like the fun going. Yeah, the easy choice till it's not fun. So now you look, it's not fun. And then like, oh, and then like,

and then think of the people whose houses didn't burn down, right? But they're in the middle of like a burnt out area. You can't move in. All the toxins. You can't move in. You can't sell it. Then they're going to be building it for seven years.

You can't sell it. Everyone's like, we're good. It's a tragedy, no matter how you look at it, man. Same thing in Altadena, even worse there. I wonder really what- And they're not talking about it there. Like this fire, they talk about it like a little white girl in a well.

The Palisades one? Yeah, it's all Palisades, but like- Altadena's 80% black owners, that's why. They don't give a fuck. That's what I'm saying. Oh, that's what you black owners, that's why. They don't give a fuck. That's what I'm saying. Oh, that's what you're saying. Yeah. Everybody thinks like,

California burn, it's all rich people. It's like, what? Crazy. Yeah, far from it. How about this 13% tax rate? Crazy. Yeah. I don't know.

That's just weird. It's really sad. And like, I don't know, man's just weird, it's really sad. And like I don't, I don't know man. Like what the fuck? Are people gonna? Like I would, would you, I'm not gonna leave. You know what I mean? Like I think that maybe.

If you lost your home in a fire? No, no, no, no. I'm saying me as me. I didn't lose my home in a fire. So why would you? Yeah, no, I'm saying me as me. I didn't lose my home and a fire. So why would you? You know, I'm saying because people are like what you might. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People are like, oh, I might.

But I'm a lot closer to the fires than you. You're not that close. Yeah, one fire and two and a half miles away. No, no, but a fire can easily break out in that area. But you're not right. But you're not moving to Westlake Village. You're thinking of moving far away from, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. So I understand.

But there's the, in the whole history of the fires, like you, your home can be insured and you're not in the fire zone. Can it happen? Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Fire insurance is so expensive. But here it can happen. Yeah. And then your insurance. So, okay. So if you do leave, then you gotta sell your house, then what happens there? I mean, I'm assuming you sell your house for good money, but also... There are some people now that definitely will be like, well, I'm not moving into there. You know? You'll find the right buyer, of course, but...

I'm just like, what happens over a hundred years to this market? Not even long. No, I I know I know but we move on very fast as human beings Yeah, and people forget yeah, we just do we just we move on that's why it doesn't happen There's gonna be someone that's gonna be in that area like that's a nice area. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know I mean Yeah, like we fires like I know but it's like wow, we yeah we're gonna do it right this time right we're lucky because our house is one the only houses that can still get insurance why from State Farm right well no it's a area code thing Wow State Farm dropped out but then what's up he I always spill and I had my cap off and he was making fun of me. There you go. You don't learn. Just like the fires. Hey, no fun shit going on over there while we're recording. You understand?

Unbelievable these people. Trying to work here. This is why AI is going to replace you guys. Yeah. First of all, they're not going to spill. Second of all, if they do, they're not going to have fun about it. They're first of all, they're not gonna spill. Second of all, if they do, they're not gonna have fun about it. Um... New Orleans is a great example though. They rebuilt below sea level

just right after it flooded. Same exact thing. Yeah, and they won a Super Bowl and everybody's like, you know what I mean? The Twin Towers, the ones that I built. That area is too nice to like... But that's... People didn't leave New York. Right, right, right. No, no. I'm just, you know, pos that's okay. People didn't leave New York. Right, right, right. No, no, I, I just, you know,

positive like this guy, you know, he has a, a vested interest in being like, you know, cause you have like, like if Rogan wasn't in Austin or some friends, you like a close friend like that, I don't know if that's the place you pick. Maybe you might pick like, let's go to Arizona or let's go to no, I would still do Texas, but I'd probably do like a Fort Worth. Whatever, I'm just saying, what I'm saying is like, when you, you know, if you have the capability,

and you have like a group, a friend group, an inner circle that's like, hey, let's do this, right? Yeah, a lot of friends. But it's like, but a lot of people, I think a lot of people are gonna be moving west right now, in terms of, I mean, even in LA, like going to Santa Monica, and going to, you know, like my parents, my parents own a property, I'm like,

God, I bet if they put their condo that they own that they're renting up for sale right now, they could probably get twice the money. The market's crazy. It's crazy over there, right? So whether I stay in California and go to Texas, I would probably, because the market's so crazy, sell my house no matter what.

Oh really? Yeah. But the market's not so good right now, yet. It's wild, the market's so crazy, sell my house no matter what. Oh really? Yeah. But the market's not so good right now, yet. It's wild, the market's wild. Cause you have 30,000 people off the streets. And a majority of those people in the Palisades, they have money. They have money. They have the ability to be like, okay,

I need to, they wanna go from a five bedroom house to a five bedroom house. I even think that in my area I live, and it's like a new build area, the back houses aren't even built, and they're all sold. Yeah. Mm-hmm, yeah.

So it's like, man. Yeah, the market isn't good though. It depends where you're at. No, I talk to a bunch of realtors me too it's literally why I do every day mmm sounds like you're sucked on I think you guys got like well I don't believe that you do it it depends where you were that's literally all I've been dealing how so is on the market Thursday oh it's going on yeah got it okay well we'll see when you sell it yeah maybe it'll be

right away if it's right away great again. Got it. OK. Well, we'll see when you sell it. Yeah, maybe it'll be right away. If it's right away, great. Again, you're both right. Yeah, yeah. But you haven't decided if you're going to do it or not yet, though? Move? We're for sure going to sell the house.

We don't know if we're going to Texas, for sure. Got it, got it, got it. Oh, a mix of trends. OK, so hey, look at that. You're both right. We're both right, pal. But for us, it's the area. That's the big thing.

That's why I just want a good time to sell. So what areas are good to sell? Talk to your agent dude. Well, I'm just curious. I don't have houses in all these areas. I just have a few properties, but it's like, I'm not getting rid of all of them. I just.

You're a bitch. So stupid. Yeah them. I just Yeah, I think more people if I was gonna stay in California, I mean granted you know, let's say I'd have all this Yeah, I go to Orange County man. Yeah, that's awesome there dude. Orange County is fucking awesome, bro Oh, you hate it. I love Asians. No, no, no, I'm thinking about this. Oh Driving there would be a horrendous. Yeah, oh to drive this way orange County is Yeah, muscle flight of fucking new Obviously if you move to Orange County, I said I said if I didn't have this if he didn't have this Oh, no, I can't go to Orange County. Oh, you can't just get me moved to Orange County

I'm gonna do that to you then we gotta go bro. I'm out. Yeah, you guys are out and if I go I'm out I'm not down here. Yeah, no Orange County is awesome. Orange County is awesome. Slam my dick in the door. You would be good. Oh bro, he would thrive in Orange County. Are you kidding me? Huntington Beach.

Oh no dude, just anywhere. I'm thinking like proper Orange County. Irvine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like fucking. Yeah, Laguna. Proper Orange County. Laguna, Laguna, Nagel.

Trucks and shit. My trucks, baseball. all the top baseball players come out of there. And the way you look out there, they'd use the N word on you. Yeah, I want it. I was just in Miami, they kept speaking Spanish to me. I'm like, God damn it.

Oh really? Yeah, you got that look. I know. What's up with, every time I see you post, you're somewhere else, What are you doing? Oh God. Where are you fucking going? I don't like traveling either. I was in, so I'm the commentator for GFL, so I was in Arizona for the draft.

And then I came home Saturday, and then I was home for one day, and then Sunday I flew to Miami for rain. For like Monster Energy. Because it's the Wadapalooza, it's like the... What is it? Wadapalooza. Yeah, I'm home forooza. It's like the- What is it? Wada Palooza. Yeah, I'm home for one day. It's like a big thing, yeah dude. And I flew back this morning at 4 a.m.

Yeah, you were holding some big fat guy in your- No, that's the world's strongest man. 440 pounds. It's the world's strongest man. I also beat them in the strength competition. What? Yeah, you were in the spectrum. So what happened?

How'd you beat him? Is it mental strength? Go to my Instagram. Yeah, mental. It's endurance. What? Yeah. This guy? So what happened? How'd you beat him? Is it mental strength? Go to my Instagram. Yeah, mental. It's endurance. Who can hold 315 pounds longer? What?

So Brendan's winning the jeopardy of all these people. I can't hold it at all. Might pass out, but that's 50. Come on, Thor. How long you supposed to hold? So he's legit the number one. Yeah, I know. This guy. Mitchell Cooper is my boy.

This is you? Yep. Wow. How come your grip is so strong like that? Because of your... Jack Ovalon? Yeah, yeah. Oh, Jesus, Brendan. Jacking off a lot.

I don't know, man. You should still be fighting. What are you doing? That's amazing. I don't know if that helps your fighting, but yeah. Well, grip is important. Imagine getting a rig, come on, come on, fool! You want some of this?

I will fuck you up! Like, he has to be kidding me. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. Come on, come on, fool. You want some of this? Take that. I will fuck you up. Like has to be careful with Brendan backing up ass first hair. Come on.

That's your big move. Uh, look, whatever you do going into this fight, don't let Brendan turn his palms backwards and upside down. It's his only move. It's his only chance. That'd be a good Debbie. And then Thor was like, you can't hold me. I'm like, I can't, I can't. How much you weigh? it's his only chance. That'd be a good and then Thor was like you can't hold me I'm like I can't take it. How much you weighs like 440. I'm like I can do it

I'm like jump and he jumps and then Lex took that picture that guy weighs 440 that is sevens muscle. It's muscle. I know what I know This is the kind of guy though you would see him and this is the kind of guy that people probably try to test and they don't realize No way, bro. That guy's enormous. He's 400. Nobody's testing him. No, no, no seven foot tall for four Seven foot seven foot tall. Oh my god. Okay. Yeah, all right 40 And what do you weigh? 242 right now. I mean

440 bro is that's good. That's what I'm saying. That's crazy That's my back was like yeah, right it done that doesn't look like a position for you to hog Hogan hurt his back Really bad lifting Andre the giant Yeah, this is a little different by here He picked on like this It's all a little different. You fucking... He picked Andre the China like this. No idea.

He just went like, throw it in the body. He just did a body slap. He hurt his back like terribly. Yeah, I'm fine. Wow, imagine you're seven. His right leg looks like Brendan's arm. Oh my God. Same tattoos.

Just don't do that again. Don't do that again. Why not? That's a fucking stupid thing to do, huh? I could stack you two up and hold you. Yeah, that's what about her. You guys would be tag team champions. You're gonna hurt yourself though like doing that. Yeah, what the fuck is this, dude? Is she the one they went led driving an uber? Yeah, why she's too fat? Oh, yeah, the guy turned it down He's like, I'm good. He goes. Oh

Shit she can move she can move the uber guy pulled up was like my my tires can't handle She's suing the uber yeah, oh she's suing Okay, can we stop for one second believe me here's my problem already uh-huh she's too fat no Yeah, I know you're gonna say my problem is. She's too fat. No. Well that's our second problem. Yeah, I know what you're gonna say. My problem is, she already filming? This is bait. She's a big fat chick. This ain't the first time it happened.

Yeah, she's waiting like, oh here we go. Also. Oh I can't fit. Also. It'll be tough. Get Uber XL. She did. She did.

She ordered Uber XL sedan and was still too fat no no no he's talking about the uber SUV yeah but you can't pick XL yeah no he's right he's right yeah she ordered XL right he pulled out like not happening I tires can't support this weight and then this poor guy's gonna lose sorry you should have ordered uber black she said I't think of how to do the joke. He got it. Sit on it for a minute. He caught himself mid racism. No, no, I was gonna make a joke about it.

Don't you think the Uber driver should be able to, like, refuse the service to anybody? Like same as restaurants. What happened? Yeah, what happened now? What, what, what, what? Like how is this a thing? This sounds crazy to me.

How are people looking? Why did he even stop, dude? Oh, great point! I'm serious. This guy's kind of got you. I didn't see her. Man, oh shit. Oh, man. I couldn't see her. Yeah. And she, you know what it is too? And you know she's lying on her picture. Oh, that hot, it's a cabbage. It's like this one? Yeah. Every fat girl is this. That's the point. He's just like, I didn't see him. You should have seen that and been like, Oh, come on with the filter.

That's all she heard. Um, girl. And just keep going girl. Um, had to cancel. I, but this poor guy is going to lose his job. Like, yeah, he's going to lose his fucking tires if he doesn't. Here's, here's the issue. Here's the issue. Nobody wants to talk about. She severely overweight. Right. The, the issue nobody wants to talk about. She severely overweight. Right. The take shouldn't be, well they're not though.

The take is this fucking Uber driver, what a bad dude. No, no, no. That bitch needs to get her shit together and lose some weight. There was like that thing that somebody sent me to a few days ago is just that a lady was talking about how it's so uncomfortable for her to fly and how it sucks and how, but she's, she's like 500 pounds and you're like, yeah, you got to take a cargo plane. Yeah. You have no, you, Hey, like tailspin, you're seeing tailspin.

That's what you should take. There's her taking her picture. Tailspin. That's hilarious, dude. So funny. Just the beat. That good angle. That's how you get that good angle.

I'm interested in movies and Netflix and chilling without setting that up. Dude, I even feel bad when I'm on a plane and my shoulder is touching the person next to me and I'm like, oh, I'm so bad. I just try to like, you know. Imagine, like you get, it's like, then when they had that nonsense, they were talking about a fat person getting.

Two seats. Two seats for free. Nah, man. That shit pissed me off. I went right to stage, I was so mad. Oh yeah, I have a thing that went viral on that too. But the, but she was like, oh, this is what she was saying. She was blaming the airlines.

She was like, the airlines need to make bigger seats. It's like, dude, and this woman was like, oh, this is what she was saying. She was blaming the airlines. She was like, the airlines need to make bigger seats. It's like, dude, and this woman was like that. Have a little self-discipline, bitch. Or if you know people can't, you still want their money, you need to have a fat area. No, fuck a fat area. You know what they should do, like Southwest, JetBlue, American Airlines?

If you're over 300 pounds you ain't flying Mmm, dude. I saw some bitch get turned down this morning at Miami Airport didn't speak English Try to bring on you know those stoves like those oh Yeah, like a camping stove yeah, and she was like I don't I don't and he's like you can't bring on a plane Oh, she was like fighting the guy. I was just saying he's like sir. You can't watch keep going It's too entertaining. She's an idiot Here's my issue about this chick right here, okay, so she's 400 pounds right and she got a 75 pound bag Mmm, but I gotta pay It should be complete weight total weight So we get to the airport you airport, you step on a scale,

you have your bags, and you, and this is how much it costs. You gotta work out, this way, more incentive to work out to go on vacation. Yeah, but I'm saying, but this is how much it costs. Can you imagine if you had a fat girl and you wanted to go on vacation? I'm getting my flight body ready. Yes, and she was like, she's like,

honey, we're just gonna have to weigh, I got 10 more pounds, then I'm allowed to fly. No, fly Yeah, like if there's a weight limit. This is real though. Yeah, we're going to visit your in-laws. You better put that down Put down that a clear we got a flight coming you might not see your family He weighs 150 it's a lot of cotton this is what like 130? He weighs 150. It's a lot of cots. So this is what I'm saying. He weighs 150 pounds. Yeah, no I know.

And he can't take two bags on the plane No, I understand. without paying $75 for one of the bags. But this big bitch can get on the plane and have 400 pounds and can have a bag? Not to mention the emotional baggage that she definitely has. I'm just saying it's ridiculous. These are facts. it's ridiculous facts.

It's ridiculous. There should be a weight limit. There should be a weight limit for all your stuff. Here's your carry on, here's your do bag. You get on the scale and they go, ooh, this gonna be. Fupa tax. We're gonna charge you for your fupa and your arms. But they don't even do like that, they go, okay.

And your fat trackers. He's going like this, He's going like this. OK, foopa. OK. We got jowls. We got jowls. Unless you can. Turn around.

Oh. OK. They should be like this. Unless you can drop 50 pounds, you're not bringing a bag. Yeah. Do you want to put this fat in another bag? You know. So either you can fly with no bags,

or it's just not working. There's a girl on the internet that's like. That's a lot of tacks. Look at those, are those his lawyers? Are those her lawyers? Or who the fuck are they? That guy on the left looks like he has three wives that look just like that.

He's all about it. I don't know why he has his leg up in the back. What's that stance about? That is pretty weird. Any two young bill lawyer, what the fuck? I saw this picture of a girl who like she had jeans But the back of the jeans were in the front so she had two front she had two backs Oh cuz the Fupa yeah, and it looked like she had a front double ass. Yeah, double ass

Yeah, like some guys are into that like the best. No, I get what you're saying pockets. They were in the front, too Yeah It just looked like those are custom Like the back pockets. No, I get what you're saying. They were in the front too. It just looked like a bootie. Those are custom. It's not a fashionova? Just makes sense. But also just wear spandex. Just do what she does.

Even spandex. You mean without those spandex? I don't know man. We gotta start holding people accountable. You're too big to fly. It ain't happening. You sure as fuck not getting peanuts This is crazy though That this this kind of stuff is good. Oh my god. You can we talk about something else crazy? What did you did y'all see the oh? Yes

Yes, it's a classic. Did you see the Selena Gomez? Yeah, right of nothing. Yeah, right. Okay news new subject. Have you guys ever seen? I did see that. Yeah Now what the fuck doesn't matter if you leave it up, but dude everyone's see that so bully Julie, oh shit But like it's like oh, you don't know immigration policy cuz you're dumb ass. Well, it's let's it's to me It's not even about it is she doesn't know what she's even talking about. To me, it's not even about that. It's just, it should be though. No, no. She's uneducated. And that's my thing. Don't be too mean to her. She doesn't know the ins and outs of it. That's her take from her perspective.

She's living in her ivory tower. She doesn't fucking know. Right. Of course that's her beliefs. All good. And the irony is probably in a gated community. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Yeah. She's damn near billionaire. You ever seen what she makes? Invite them to live with you. Invite in a gated community. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah. She's damn near a billionaire. You ever see how much she makes? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Invite them to live with you. Invite them to live with you.

Yeah. You're so sad. Take one person in. Yeah. Take one person in, but also you can support them. All that money. Yeah, true. You feel that bad?

You know you can donate to families and support them. It's a bit. Where's that energy? It's a bit read the room. Shut the fuck up, insane. Read the room. No, and don't be in that movie, Amelia Estevez, whatever be in that movie Amelia

Estevez whatever the fuck that movie is called no her break for it Perez her break things with the Steve Martin Martin short. Oh, she's not in that Amelia Perez movie Yeah, okay dominated. I thought she did it. Yes. Yeah The Zoe so oh, yes, that's right. That's so silly Gomez. Well, that's Steve Martin. I heard it's great Amelia Perez one is hilarious when there's like this is not saying this movie man. Oh really frustrating Oh, well, you know about it. No, he's gonna have a field day with this guy gonna talk about for six years The fucking the movie is nominated for 13 Academy Awards. No, no, no. Yeah

Play the clip. Do you know about this the fucking the, the thing, they're like, it went viral. They're like, this is the movie that got nominated for 13 Academy Awards. And then it's like a... Is it bad? What's it about? Bad, bro, is like, you don't know about this? Oh man.

I had no reason to watch this. Find what I'm saying. I don't know how to say it. Hey, I think this is more of a you thing, right? No, bro. Okay. Remember you said that you're gonna love this. You're gonna love this

That's coming dude go to Emilia Perez scene trailer, nope, it's like a Hold on. Somebody sent it to me. Hold on. Somebody sent it to me. Just AI It is a Chris like group chat thing where you and your boys like dude, look at this. We're dying. It went viral I thought you should all watch it Oh, you found it so quickly dude, and he found it so much quicker than he put my face on Vince Vaughn So all right here we go I can't see shit. I

Don't know if it's no, that's the rock This guy pulls up a video of the world I'm not so mad about it. You're going to love it. I can't wait for you to see it. You're going to love it. Timothy Chalamet. Did you watch American Primeval yet?

No, but I'm going to. Please watch it. Here, I got it. I'm going to. Because you're like the fourth person that's talked to me about that show. Because that show, you know how I described it? That show is like the saving private Ryan of Indian cowboy western movies.

It's a bad link. That's a good link. There it is! That's not the one Nick. Kevin said that. I got a better link. But is that the front? Oh that's the front! Yeah that's it right there! No no no no.

There's no pockets. That's the front. Yeah, that's it right there. There's a zipper on it. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, but that's the, that's, that's, there's no pockets. There's no, like that's the front of the booty. That could be in the back. That's her front. That looks like the back. Oh, that looks like the back. That's what I'm saying. That's how you do it. She take a shit.

I guess. She take a shit like this. You have to be such an ass, man. Up against the toilet. Take a shit like this. Like, look, she's all done. Listen, they have to have a bidet try to find here someone this big booty is always dirty I can't find the food right you never eat my girl's ass That girl has never gotten her ass eating you'd be surprised

What's that dirty, but yeah people listen freaks you don't even want to be with that person cuz you like I know how Got it got it. Let me send it to you got it. Yeah duty found it Listen, you don't even want to be with that person because you're like, I know how dirty my ass is. Got it, got it, got it. Let me send it to you. Got it. Yeah, dude, he found it. Woohoo! It took too long, Loretta.

Hell yeah, dude. Yeah, but he's still good, dude. Took too long. We need to take an ass-eating poll. I just, I can't. This scene, here. Never? Right here.

I can't believe that this is a scene. We'll get back to this. I said I don't want to do an ass-eating poll. Chin was like, no, which is surprising. And of course, Kevin was like, I mean, you know. Wait, I want to do ass-eating pole chin was like no which is surprising and of course Kevin was like I mean, you know, you're saying if you would yeah. Oh Yeah, why not? Clean and fucking Kobayashi no Nick. I love love. I love love

And I love ass that should be your sex book title. I love love I'd see it. That's got a little you gotta start living chin Sex change upper. It's a music Man to man, man to woman, from penis to vagina. What, wait, this is the movie? Hey, no, that must be some satire in the movie. It's not. Hey, thank you for ruining my fucking day. Told you you'd love it.

That looks horrendous. Told you you'd love it. No, but if this is like a SNL sketch. Penis to vagina, even the Asian guy, isn't that the Asian guy in SNL? Man to woman, woman to man. Bow and Yang. SNL skin as to vagina even the Asian guys that the Asian guy in SNL Woman Peter Scott nominated and that's what's going on in the movie. It's a yeah. I mean dude Hollywood. It's like this right now No, no, no, they're so out of touch. They don't cuz they don't get it. They're like losing everything

woman to man penis vagina Also, also besides the subject matter, that is bad. The way the singing, the camera, the fucking look of it, everything about that is bad. Like if we were gonna be mad at it, and say you're super conservative, and like if this was done better, then you would just be mad at the subject.

You could just be mad like, oh, they're doing this. Yes, exactly. No, no, no, but if you're gonna like, but do it. Do it. Well, what are we talking about? Now click the link that I sent you. And it's up for awards? Hollywood's just like.

A lot, a lot. Hollywood, six months down, I'm like, what did we do? That's weird. So the caption for that one was like, this movie got nominated for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the one that I sent you with the Dune thing, play that. Dune was great. Yeah.

But they, it's just like Dune with great. Yeah, but they, it's just like Dune, director of, getting zero nominations for this. ["Dune's Theme"] Man to woman, a woman to man. Man to woman. They should have been like, there's a dust cloud coming. Ha ha ha.

Dude. I mean, that scene goes on too. They fucking, it's just, I don't know man. Like I. It's weird, it's weird. Look, listen, by the way. Glad you showed us that though. See, I knew it.

By the way. It's so bad. Look, my thing and always my thing is, this gotta make sense. I bro. There's a movie about Yeah, it gotta make sense I have to be able to trace the dots to suspend my disbelief if I can't do that I notice nonsense. Yeah, and then I'm out right. I don't care what the subject is I mean, I got it's like I saw this TV glows about trans. It's fucking awesome. It doesn't the movie can be about it. Yeah Once you get to like it once it gets to like this kind of thing that shit's condescending it's actually rude

Yeah, it's actually doing the opposite Yeah, yeah, it's making like we should say none of us have seen the movie, but still I know I'm just saying I know you don't But I'm just saying we should I like Philadelphia. I like broke back man. I'll watch I'll say it. Mmm We do a watch party. Mmm live watch party. That'd be hilarious We totally to one food class that would be a great Snipes and drag classic Snipes and drag classic. This movie was... Juana Man? Great. Oh man. Just more examples of Hollywood putting black men in

dresses. Yeah. Yeah. You wanna make it. I just... Like what's gonna happen to Hollywood dude? Like what the fuck is gonna happen? They just need to get some real leaders in No, no, what's gonna happen? It's exactly what happened with Disney. They had to get they changed regime. Yeah, I know I understand that That's all it's gonna. No, I get I get that if they're able to do that successfully great They will they start putting out some fire shit. We'll come back. Mm-hmm. That's exactly it

Yeah, the blue back like this isn't even it's the bottom. Do you know what's insulting? Is that like what I'm just speaking for myself It's not political for me. Yeah, that's just sucks. Yeah I well know yes, no, I It can be but what I'm saying is that's okay, too Well, just leave all that just make that that's all I'm with you. Just make good shit Just make it good But you know because they could give me more of a saying is there are some people who feel like you could make a really good movie

that has a subject matter with a PG title on it yeah that you're like hey I don't know if I want to bring my kid yeah yeah yeah yeah yes that's a fair annoying that's what they really like for me it's for me it's always just about but I've always been like this I count bullets in a gunfight if it's like you know a bomb timer and it bomb timer says a minute I'm the dude in the theater like okay it's been like six minutes it's bomb alert right that's me you know or like I say like how his matrix shit is fucked up yeah it's like like I had a whole jokes about like you know the you know the Little Mermaid it's like

they made Little Mermaid black I don't care about that why was the dad Spanish and then her sisters were that's Armenian Russian like to check the trash like the bar he did that all over the ocean drop and see you know I mean he did the Nick Cannon like because I thought she was super talented like I say mermaids aren't real so if you have a problem with that you're a racist idiot yeah yeah, yeah. 100%. OK, good. Mermaids are real! Yeah, no, I understand. But the originals are redhead white girls. If they make Samuel Jackson, Abraham Lincoln in a movie, then you've got a point.

This ain't right. Right, right. Historically correct. But other things make sense. I hate that shit, man. And that's the problem with it. Because it's like, now you've taken me out of. I can't suspend my disbelief.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like that Marvel movie, Eternals, or whatever it was called. that shit is so dumb. These people are 7,000 years old, right? They're supposed to be 7,000 years old. Why does Selma Hayek have a Mexican accent? When did that come about? You know what I mean?

It's like, it shouldn't be like that. You make it make sense, make it like they turned into these people later to fit into society. But to start, then they got a gay, fat, black guy that wears glasses. And my shit is always, I'm like, my shit is like, why does he wear glasses? Where'd he get those?

I'm just saying, he's a superhero. Why does he get bad eyesight? Why is he so fat? All that kind of shit is what I look at. But I was thinking about you, they're trying to be woke. but I was thinking about you trying to be woke But I was thinking about you because I watch I've been on this country Western kick and when they show like an obese cowboy I'm like, there's no way they didn't have enough food back then or there's a fat Indian I'm like the Native American like how the what's he eating where everyone else skinny? He's just fat as fuck

That's not now. Now you fucked up and that's why I don't necessarily Know if you do you like that? fat as fuck, now you fucked up. And that's why I don't necessarily like watching, not with you. Do you like that? I don't necessarily like watching anything that's made, let's say it's pre-1990. So they're making a movie now about like, in 1988 this is what was happening, because if racism's not involved,

then it's not real. You know what I mean? It's like, whatever, you know what I mean? So I'm always about, let's watch Martians and let's like, let's like whatever's going on now because it's like. My biggest one, Rudy, Offsides. She even had a movie about him.

Mm. Look it up. It's just that I. And Rudy was a dick, I don't know if you know that. Really? Yeah, he was in very like. How would I know any of that? I just don't like that kind of stuff, man. If you're into movies a dick. I don't know if you know really How would I know any of that? If you're in the movies, dude, I've seen Rudy too few times. I would never know about the real Rudy

Change the name. There's three times you cry and Rudy. What are they? other dies boom when he does the plane the Going like this and he gets the letter from his dad. He gets the letter Now I cried when he's off sides, because the whole thing's fake. There it is, look at him. I cried for nothing because I'm a real man, and I watched the whole movie and I laughed the whole time. Yeah, but you cried during Long Legs.

This guy's freaking sweet. He was off sides in real life. Because I was terrified. But not in the movie? Not in the movie. That's the problem. But wait, did they count it as off sides? No.

They gave it to him. Chris, for sure. There was no replay back then. And they said he was like, carried off the field, he's never That's the problem. But wait, did they count it as offsides? No. They gave it to him. Chris, for sure. There was no replay back then. And they said he was like carried off the field. He's never carried off the field. Joe Montana didn't fuck with him in any facet. They didn't like him. Dude, but that is a movie.

Yeah, well you gotta make it a movie. Hey man, you just went on a five minute rant. You have an issue when it's not. That is true. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You can just spin your disbelief when they're making a story that that could be possible. Not in sports.

He also wasn't a hobbit. No, he wasn't. He didn't have those big feet. He wasn't the guy from the Lord of the Rings. What I'm saying is, it just has to make logical sense within the universe that it creates. I understand, yeah, I agree. As a sports guy, offside's offside, so.

I'm gonna be in Santa Rosa. I'm gonna be in Santa Rosa. But they didn't film it as off sides in the movie. That's the problem, you're with me. This guy. I'm gonna be in, I can't see, my contacts are all messed up. I need to get that. You can't see that.

You want me to do it? February 16th, Spokane. You're an old fart. Peoria, Illinois. Peoria. Dubuque, Iowa. Yeah. Appleton, Wisconsin. Ontario. That's christalia.com. Amarillo, Lubbock, Portland.

There, I'm gonna be all there. Ukraine, Jerusalem. No, no, no, notleton, Wisconsin, Ontario, That's christalia.com San Marillo, Lubbock, Portland, I'm gonna be all there. Ukraine, Jerusalem. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Hyenas in the mothership in April 11th and 13th comedy club, Kansas City 17th and 19th April and laughs Seattle 27 28th in April, you know comedy store Like you're calling out a heckling that picture like I see that I don't think comedy know what I'm doing You're calling a guy out. Go shut the fuck up pointing at the fat girl camera. No You ain't fitting an uber. No, I i know what i'm doing if you want to know let me know you're calling a fan out you know what we don't want to know thanks for watching that's it

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